Week 6 chip cast. We're going to be live for the
next 3 1/2 hours or so, hanging out for these late games.
Hopefully we get a good one in here with Green Bay, Cincy,
Tennessee and the Raiders and of course the Bucks and the Niners.
We've got to pick em dialed up. If you guys are watching live,
that's pinned in the chat or it's on our Twitter.
We'll have Karain Davis, myself, Jacob Sanderson all hanging out,
sweating our teams, DFS, high stakes, all that good stuff.
It's the chip cast. Let's do it.
It's the ship cast, the ship, cast the ship cast.
We got some fun pick em sweats dialed up.
You mix in a couple lowers there to make sure people know you
know ball. All hires 'cause we know ball.
You're gonna lose anyway, probably, so just do the
Peppers. Scorcher watch everyone.
Scorcher watch. Oh no.
The pick EMS aren't hitting. Pick your feet.
Look the. Other way you cock.
You guys want to make some more pick EMS shout?
Back, baby. I'm emotionally invested there.
We. Go.
I just want to be clear, no one is asking you to watch the game.
We're just asking you to watch us.
All right? Did Rico just do something again
or is the chat reacting to? You just got a first down, first
down rushing. Revenge game Rico, I got to get
my videos pulled up here. I have to trying to figure out
swaps and cash. What?
Who do you have going? Well, I.
I have $9100 in salary left for a tight end and a flex because
Puka got 4 points and just in the very last LAD, Lad and Olave
were drawing even but LAD just got the bonus so the Alave teams
are dead now. So like it'd be it'd be like
Tongas can't get to Jacobs, it'd be like Tongas and Jennings.
The other thing I could do is I could just straight up do Gunner
Helm instead of Mayer just for the ownership.
Is Mayer going to be popular in cash?
He's probably is going to be the most owned tight end in cash.
Really. Wow.
Hey. What's up, Pat?
Hey. How's it going?
This has been an insane slate to start.
Craft Golden. How are you guys doing?
You guys have how many Swits going?
So I'm excited about my spy team because it has Rico Pickens, JT
is the only thing that went early, and then it has this
Packers onslaught late with Shad White so that that one could be
fun if that game gets going. That's awesome.
In the BRS, like you really needed a Chan and Rico pairings
and I do not have too many of those, but have a lot of naked
Drake. Drake May in there.
So maybe some stuff could charge.
We'll see. I think that might be the The
Fat Lady. The Fat Lady has not sung yet on
the A Chain Rico pairings because McCaffrey has not played
yet. Yeah, did McBride.
What just happened here? Fuck.
This is finally the week all the top Titans are scoring in the
the scrolls haven't been doing much.
What happened at the end of the Is the Jaguars game over now?
Oh no, it's not. Panthers win Crane give me the
odds. That gunner helmet outscores
Michael Mayer straight up today. 33%.
That's good enough, I think I got to do.
It dude, this the shadows on this Colts field are just so
tilting, but the every time they cut to it, I'm like, I don't
even want to see this, even if it's a good play.
Do you have anything going, Pat? I have a good Trevor Lawrence
lineup that isn't going to get enough now because they're, I
think, going to be able to kneel this out or they're going to
maybe give him like 20 seconds left or something.
So that Thomas near touchdown was tilting, although Lawrence
got a a touchdown on that same drive to Tim Patrick.
But I don't know if you saw the Thomas touchdown that Travis
Hunter wiped out lining up outside.
Yeah. So that was pretty tilting.
But yeah, I've got that with Rico and go make it my fault.
This camera following me. Look at that.
This is probably going to be my first weekend without a sweat
that we've had. Not great, doesn't feel good.
Feels a lot better to have a sweat.
Did start Kamani Videl in some FFPCS though.
Yes, I'll, I'll take the L on Kamani Videl.
I'm into I'm into scoring fantasy points, so I take his
son Haskins, I. Mean let's be honest, no one was
playing them in DFS. What?
Yeah, what was that DFS sweat?
How much we got in redraft? I mean, I assume.
I'll let Steph let us know in the chat.
How much Vidal did we get? My best lineup.
None. OK, great.
Yeah, sorry, it's taking forever to pull up.
So I have a darn old one that's not going to have enough because
that Devante and then my best 1, I had to.
OK, why can't I find this freaking lineup?
All right, here it is. Jesus.
OK, so it's Lawrence Dowdle. I swapped from CMC to Genti,
JSN, Brian Thomas, Waddle, Hunter Long.
And then I swapped, I think it was from Jacoby to Jacobs and
then Saints D, which only has a point.
So it's not like it's not going to be enough to win or anything,
but maybe, you know, maybe it's a nice little 10th.
There you go. Man the the RAM stuff really
stung today. Yeah, it did.
At least Puka's like fine, but man I had a shit ton of Devante
Adams. Yeah, I like Devante too.
Today I was lucky in that like my like I I mostly played the
the Jaguars Seattle game like that was like half my lineups.
And yeah, I have one that's, you know, pretty solid let.
Me pull up here are pick em for the afternoon here.
Shout out to gobbler in the ship chasing discord who correctly
identified which one of us made each of these picks without any
hints or prompting. Davis Matthew Golden higher than
44 1/2. I guess that means our personal
brands. Are all that see that you know
that is the tricky one because that could have been Jacob.
It could have. Speak of the devil.
Here's Jacob Tony Pollard, lower 56 1/2 rushing yards.
That was Jacob Pat on Cam Ward, higher than 192.5.
Pat's been watching all the Cam Ward film and insists he's he's
good and. No, I don't think, I don't think
he's good. I think the Raiders defense
stinks. I'm kidding.
Jawad Jettigs. That was mine.
Higher than 4 1/2 receptions. I promise to stop with the Cam
Ward stuff soon. It's it's just about the
matchups getting lighter and we see what we get.
If he, if he, yeah, I'm not like a true believer.
We had to talk. I was watching the last two
minutes of that Colts game while live on YouTube so that was why
I have a couple minutes late but I'm locked in now on on Canadian
Thanksgiving weekend. I keep forgetting.
Yeah, yeah, Warner mentioned that yesterday on Off and on the
Clock. Congrats.
Celebrations in order. What do you say to someone on
Canadian Thanksgiving? I think pretty much the same set
of things you say on American. Thanksgiving, what are you
saying earlier? Thanksgiving, I think is what we
said. Yeah, Happy Thanksgiving.
Yeah, that's all you say. Yeah, I'm, I'm thankful that our
secondary full of UDFA scrubs came up with one fucking play
today. Yeah, it does seem good.
We were just lamenting Travis Hunter having his adenine
Mitchell moment and taking a Brian Thomas.
From your touchdown, that was brutal.
That was absolutely brutal. Well, more of a more of a
Cadarius Tony moment. Tony, Tony, Tony.
Famously Kelsey. Yeah, Kelsey.
Lined up against the Buffalo Bills game. game-winning play
against the Bills. Tough scenes boys.
Lasted until week 6 before I had to swap in cash.
Well, how is is is Nate having a good week?
We didn't need the. Preview Nate paid up for Puka or
for Juwan Johnson and is going to get away with what like a
just a totally dead just. Juan Johnson.
Just like literally a guy who could not be more dead that is
just over. It's like bro, it's it's over
for Juwan Johnson man. They're giving Taysom Mill 1
yard touchdown rushes. Like just.
I don't think it's. Over for Juwan because Taysom
got one carry today. I don't think that's it's also.
It is over for Juwan, let's be honest.
It's also Foster. Moreau.
The Moreau is the Moreau is actually a real issue.
The Moreau is a real issue. I don't think Taysom has
literally an iota of impact on Juwan Johnson is an impact on
Tender Mera. Well, he's got an impact on him
in the sense that it removes like whatever percentage of red
zone touchdowns might go to like a tight end.
I think he has an impact on him because he just like sees how
awesome he is and he's like, wow, it's.
Really, how could I? How could I ever compare with
that guy? Wish I was like that guy.
Yeah, we every like the the Juan John something was a nice four
weeks. Everyone we can, we can move on
now. The crystal lave expected points
are going to go so hard again. Yeah, man.
Hey, but we got some, we got some real points today though,
you know, I know I got some real ones.
He should have 20. Five, I texted Sammy and Nate
immediately after his last reception.
I said Crystal Lave is 100% ending 2 yards under the bonus.
He ended 6 for 98, no bonus. Basically the most obvious thing
of all time. Yep, Samuel.
I didn't actually end up swapping because I did the math
and if hunt, if Michael Mayer is able to get 17 PPR points, I can
win. But that's the only way I can
win. So big Michael Mayer fan today.
Big, big day for the fan and bat and joke.
Who's hurt? Fannin's up to seven for 81.
And Schefter tweeting last night.
Then the joke. Who's on the trade block?
Yeah, fan and bat has never been in better shape.
Although one of my favorite fantasy football writers did
write that they were feeling much less positive about Harold
Fannon because he looks slow as shit.
Dude, like I don't think you got, I don't think you
understand how tilting it was to watch the QB school of Patreon
video. I'm just watching.
JT O'Sullivan bully Harold Fannon relentlessly for like an
hour. It was QB was like really
interesting in my. Core but like he like he has
been crazy off on may like he like yeah his ass on may like
are really bad yeah when he had that remember that booty catch
where he like lofted it up it was like.
Oh yeah, and he said, he said he was throwing it to the other
guy. Throwing it to the other guy
like are you dumb like that? That is, are you able to
perceive reality? I don't understand.
Yeah, if you remember back, I don't know if you watch all the
stuff in the pre draft, but he he had may ranked very low.
Oh, I'm. Yeah.
And I, and I, I did not care. Like he just doesn't like me
because he has a weird thing about footwork and he just
doesn't like May's footwork and I don't care.
I think, I think he's an interesting guy to watch because
he has like a framework through which he like views everything.
And that framework is like a lot more, you know, based on
football knowledge than my, you know, ability to watch football.
So I'm like, that's an interesting observation you
made. Or like he's able to identify
the route concepts and stuff in the in the reads.
It's like it's all very interesting.
But like, if something doesn't fit within what he thinks, like
should be happening, which I mean, what could be more like
that than Harold Fanon? Yeah, I was waiting.
He never he never said like I was just waiting for an hour and
I was so let down because I thought we were going to get it
because like basically the whole video just ended up about being
fan and who again, he didn't know his name.
Like he was just like. 4 or 4. He'd never heard of him.
And it's like, have you never heard?
I replied to his video in in Patreon.
I commented would you believe me if I told you that #44 because
he only called him #44 he didn't use the word fan.
I was like, would you believe me if I told you that #44 lived the
entire NCAA had receiving last year and he said he would not
believe me so. That's a that's a that's a
Jeremy Gallon ass stat right there.
Or like, who is the best ever Western Kentucky Hilltopper?
Jareth Stearns. Jareth Stearns was a good one.
I'm thinking the guy before Corley.
Like one of the fake guys before Corley.
I'm gonna do some research. Stearns.
I thought that was literally Stearns.
I'm thinking I'm, I, I, this, I could be wrong.
Let me let me go do some research.
I mean, what else is? I mean, I'm biased.
Towards Stearns because he's currently a member of the Blue
Bombers, but he had 150 catches for 19102 yards and 17
touchdowns at Western Kentucky. He did.
I'm thinking that there maybe was another guy though, and I
could be, I could be off on this.
No, I think you're right. I think Stearns, Stearns is the
guy. Give it, give it to Jacob.
Jacob knows more ball right now. Well, he's, he's literally on
the Blue Bombers. So I I I can't not be locked in
on the Jairus Stearns lore? Man, I do got something to say,
which is that Trey Tucker looks a lot better than Jacoby Myers
has ever in his life. He just.
I don't think Taywan Taylor was Western Kentucky.
It's like these guys don't even know.
In the no no, he was talking about he.
Was. Yes, Taywan.
Taylor he was way earlier now it was like 2016.
He also had fake stats, but not as not not quite as fake as
Sterns. Sterns.
It gets a little confusing because another directional
school, well not directional but another small Ohio school,
Bowling Green, also had fake stats for a while so I I get
that. Well, and and maybe, maybe for a
tight end last year. But maybe not also.
Maybe not, yeah. Not though.
Scotty Miller had a crazy season for them.
I got I is, is the Mac the greatest?
I mean, that's that's true. I love Mac.
Ball I I love Mac and all right, let's get a Michael Mayer
touchdown, folks. How was the Browns game still
happening? That we need more fan in points.
Anyone. Anyone is?
It still happening? Is that real?
Yeah. Yeah, third and a half left.
Minute and 1/2. Did anyone take the the Steelers
in Survivor? Well, I think you're safe.
They're up like 14. I, I took, I took the Steelers
in Survivor. If anyone took now, now that
game is finally, mercifully over.
The Steelers just turned him over.
If anyone, if anyone, took the Colts in their survivor pool
today, man, did you ever have a slap.
Yeah. That was that was torturous.
I I enjoyed 0 seconds of the last three hours of my life.
Oh, fan and target. Oh, off the hands too, that was.
Man, it's kind of fucked up that the Chiefs play this night game
tonight because I'm back in and excited about them, so I'm gonna
have to stay up till like 10:45 local time tonight so.
So what happened exactly with puka?
So I just saw the notification from Schefter.
It's an. Ankle, ankle injury.
He's uncertain if you'll be able to play next week against the
Jaguars in London, which means he's probably not playing.
But like so, I saw him. Back out there, wasn't he?
Well, that's what I was going to say like so he initially.
Threw the pain. Came on the sidelines, but then
he started playing. Did he go back out or like.
What? Yeah.
Yeah, he he didn't play. He he basically didn't play at
all in the second-half. He came out and played a couple
snaps. OK.
This is the tweet from Nate Atkins.
It's an ankle injury for puka, not foot.
Sean McVeigh isn't sure if he'll be able to play next week.
He pushed through pain. Give it to give a few snaps late
today. OK, not ideal.
Not ideal. So he's out next week probably,
and then they have a bye. So he's probably just gonna miss
the London game and. Hope so.
Rico Dowdle is the only Power law player left in fantasy
football. That's it.
We got one guy. It's Rico.
I think Rashad White might have something to say about that
later today, too. Yeah.
Pete, we got Pete up.
Here, who would thought, you know?
Power law player. I mean, I think if anyone says
that word seriously, they're not a serious person.
So I just figure we can call everyone a power law player.
I I think it's silly, but I do kind of like it because I like
what it implies, which is the philosophy that I agree upon,
which is that only like 4 guys matter in fantasy football in a
given year and then everyone else is kind of just the same.
It's the pretentious way to say just draft the best place, just
play the best place that we're evolving from that.
Yeah, just draft the best players.
What do you guys think about the two Monday Night Football game
in Week 6? I'd like the two Monday Night
Football thing. I hate it.
I'm into it. I think, I think that's your
West Coast bias, Pat. Oh, West Coast bias.
Why do you hate it, Jacob? We're West.
We should have the same bias. Because I just don't want to
watch 2 games on Monday night. I just want, I like the idea
that there's one game on a Monday night that I just get to
focus on. Like I, I don't want to be
dealing with split screen bullshit on Monday Night
Football. I like having a split screen.
So good Monday night game usually sucks, you know, just
give me the double. Also, like I try to write a
column to have ready to go for Tuesday morning and it's one
thing if I only have one game that I have to add in late, but
now I have two games so it's more work for me.
My take is there should be no island games.
Red zone is the only good product with the NFL.
Have all the games on Sunday. Let Red Zone RIP and let us have
all of our other nights back. I would like.
Truly take billions from the NFL like literal billions would be.
Lost. I'll, I'll get over it.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I'm not running the NFL.
So like, I, I don't care. I understand why they do what
they do. I'm just saying my life would be
improved if what the NFL did was never have another Thursday
game, have one Monday game, never have another fucking
London or Dublin or Germany game, and just play the games at
noon like. How, how about, how about this?
Can we all agree on this? We we get rid of the Thursday
night game, There's no more Thursday football.
Yes, absolutely. Please.
We. However, Amazon Prime gets to
keep their deal and actually take over Monday and Sunday
night. So they they do Prime Vision
Sunday night and Monday night no international games are allowed
anymore 'cause I'm sick of waking up waking up at. 6:30 in
the morning I support American isolationism for.
Sure. Yeah.
How about this? How about?
We then we go wrestling red zone.
We should allow international games, but they have to be
played at our normal time. Sure.
Yeah. So they have to.
It has to kick 1:00 PM Eastern, but you could they.
Could kick one. PM They used to do that,
remember? Like back back when they first
started these London Games, it would just happen at noon like
every other game. And it would just be like, oh,
like this game happens to be in London.
But now it's like, oh, we got to do this fucking early ass
bullshit and then I got to get up at 6:00 in the morning on a
Sunday. It's like it's cutting into my
drinking schedule. It's horrible.
What is your drinking? Schedule, Jacob.
I don't think I've seen the full itinerary well.
It's reduced, it's reduced to these London Games, although I'm
in central time today. So, you know, we could, we could
extend for a couple of hours. I wonder why you said 12.
I was. I was confused by that choice.
Yeah, I'm back back in Winnipeg for Canadian Thanksgiving.
I'll also be docking off a little early today so that I can
embrace some friends and family in Turkey, etcetera.
But yeah, oh, I'm just seeing the news.
By the way, Anthony Richardson suffered an orbital fracture
pregame. I think it was like trying to
put on his helmet. No, he's he was snapping, he was
warming up with a fair band. Oh my God.
Like, it's sad, but it's funny, you know what I mean?
Like. Charvarius Ward got a
concussion. Oh I know, I drew Oval tree.
I would like to be caught from the team for that.
But then that. Would ruin.
It would ruin the spider man. Already getting some passing
yards. That's that's at least. 1.
I I think that Tyler Warren ruined the spider man, pointing
Neem Davis. There's there's just one spider
man. Yeah.
OK. That's fair.
It's only one. It's only.
One, there's no there's nobody's pointing.
It's just Tyler Warren in the end.
Zone. Wow, everybody.
Else they're spamming. Block on occasion.
They're spamming screens to start the game.
One to chig, one to Spears. Beautiful stuff.
Well, we love. The the negative correlation
here between the the Cam Ward higher pass yards and Tony
Pollard lower rush yards and seeing Spears screen passes.
That's that's where we want to live, I mean.
We are. We are just.
Moving more than like 1 yard, but in theory.
What we'd like is we'd like a a Tony Pollard fumble. 6 is
basically the nut for this wager.
We want Tony Pollard to have We want Tony Pollard to catch a 74
yard pass, but to fumble the ball going into the end zone and
then get benched. Full full D Mercado.
Very nice Ridley reception, but maybe coming back a bit of a
sweat here D. Shout out to our guy Dylan.
I saw him in the chat, he tagged on Twitter.
All he needs is a Josh Jacobs touchdown for A198X Dog bowl
pick Em qualifier. Byron, Brian Thomas, Ladd
Waller, Warren Rico, Ferg. Josh Jacobs has to be one of the
biggest favorites to score a touchdown, so hopefully it does
not let you down, Dylan. Put $40,000 on no touchdown for
for Josh Jacobs. So what's that's 2/2 of the only
well, the only 2 / 55 X winners? Would both be chasing?
Would both be chasers? It's also just hilarious because
I think it was last week, it was back down to like like a. 20 to
22. Yeah, so the just the swings of
like 1/15/22 back up to a 198. It really does probably just
depend if there's like a really popular pick amongst the sloppy
community that does or does not get there.
Like a like a LAD Mcconkey 1 or whatever.
I assume LAD getting 1 today. Very big for the slap community.
Oh that was awesome. That was great.
I personally didn't love it because I was fading LAD and DFS
stuff but. Did people play him in cash?
Yeah, the two V2 was Hunter Long and Lad Mcconkey versus Michael
Mayer and Chris Allave. I like the allave side.
Still, there we were. If we were, if we were drafting
right now, like literally today, we did a best ball draft for the
rest of the season. JSN probably goes 101, yeah.
No, I mean no Pooka would go one O 1 as long as he's well.
Well, he's not. Like Christian Halfri would go
into one O. 10 I'd take Jay I I would I would trade CMC for JSN
right now. In half PPR, yeah.
OK, yeah, I think I'd take JSN too.
Yeah, he would. He would.
Word sack. Pete was saying, and I think
correctly, that JT would also go higher then.
Yeah, he would. It just feels like the gap in
wide receiver scoring is so much wider.
Like Bijon to Javonte Williams or whatever.
Although Javonte sucked today like Jay is.
Ridiculous. It's a Chan.
A Chan would not be the one-on-one.
It's not a Chan. No, he would not, but I mean
you, but he's got to be he's definitely in the conversation
high sure, he just. Wouldn't be the one?
On one mid mid first round pick. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not meaning to say the guy stinks, but.
I think saying JSN would go top five is like a very nice
compliment and also. Yeah.
And that's that's probably true. I.
Think that's very, I mean, you're putting him up there in
the Chase Jefferson tier that we would otherwise be.
Considered I mean if if if with puka hurt he he should probably
be the wide receiver one. I would probably just take a few
running backs first. Long, long reception for the
Packers to start, and it was not Matthew Golden.
Who is it? Who wasn't OK?
Who else was it going to be other than the inconvenient
fucking truth? Well, it could have been.
It could have been Wicks like the Golden Pass last week or two
weeks ago was supposed to be. It's true.
God, Rashad White is such a what's What's the opposite of
nimble? Power Law.
Dusty Clotter. Yeah, he's he is the opposite of
nimble as a rusher. Stiff.
He looks very stiff.
There's a There's a better word, yeah.
There's a There's a better word. How about shitty?
It's no, because he kind of gets what it done, what needs to be
done, but it just it the the aesthetics of his rushing.
I guess what I'm tickering is what you're trying to describe
is like the Tin Man and he's like kind of.
Creaky or like Frankenstein, the word to describe like
Frankenstein, where you're just. Like rigid rigid, rigid rigid
is. Pretty good.
Rigid is good. There's a better word.
There is stilted. I like stilted stilted.
It's it's kind of like almost like stop motion.
Lumbering. Lumbering's the word.
Lumbering, Lumbering. Lumbering Asaurus, chasing it's.
Lumbering. I literally had a Google.
I had to lumber it. I could not.
I could not think of it. Yeah, definitely lumbering.
Nice, nice little Jordan Love run there.
Oh, Baker. Baker testing his his
interception juices early. I thought I could get us into
something more responsible, you know, by going with an under for
a change, but then I see we're still just betting rookie over
receiving totals. I want to do the Cam ward
touchdown. It's 2.9 X for any touchdown
but. Like that's not a pass.
We had to talk right? They could have to be a rushing
touchdown. You understand that's you
understand that it's not does not include a passing touchdown.
Yeah. But it's still fun.
But no one's agreeing that it's fun.
We're trying to get in there. Shouldn't.
Shouldn't that be like 7X? How many rushing touchdowns is
he going to have this year 2? But it yeah, maybe about it.
This is the. This is the David.
Month. Be honest, be honest.
Did you think it included a passing touchdown?
Hang on, but I'm looking at. This soup do you do?
I was just like, this is too spicy for our core.
I'm down. I'm I'm down included.
A passing touchdown, we all. Understand.
That's how down and bad. Yeah, no, that's a bad one.
It does. That's a terrible line then.
Yeah, like Drake Mays was like 1.5, I think to score a rushing
touchdown today. Wait, so we still wound up
betting a higher on the guy who is so shitty that you looked at
a line that you thought was 2.9 X to have a passing touchdown?
That's what I thought was so good and.
You're. I'm just glad that we talked you
off of it because that would have been a weird you're over
here fist pumping the the touchdown and we're like, what I
don't. Know he'll get he'll get it
either way, don't worry. I was surprised, like I know I
always make my pick last to make sure we cover all the games.
I thought for sure someone would have had a Tampa Bay, San
Francisco one in before before I rounded it out.
You guys all wanted the gross games.
Moth moth to a flame on Matthew Golden.
Any any shitty Texas wide receiver with with subpar yards
per route run, although thankfully they have no no good
wide receivers left on the roster.
Poor John the tear man played with a broken thumb, ripped open
blood everywhere. He just, he just kept playing
worse and worse and worse as the as the game went on.
He just kept playing shittier and shittier.
Didn't he have an injury like a couple of weeks ago too?
He literally played with a broken thumb and his one of the
one of his stitches came out and he was bleeding everywhere and
he just put his brace back on and kept playing.
So I'm not, I'm not mad at him for gutting it out, but maybe
they should have let Michael Hawkins play.
Yeah. You're all, you're all just,
you're all just dead to Indiana anyhow.
No Indiana's going to lose to Iowa State or Ohio State, but
like what, 35 or something? This is one of those things for
sure, right? Where like Oregon is the close
one over Penn State. And at first everybody's like,
man, Oregon like they just beat Penn State on the road.
But then it's like he Fast forward two weeks and Penn State
lost to Northwestern, and it's like, maybe actually we
shouldn't have upgraded our expectations on Oregon based on
beating Penn State at all. They did a $50 million buy out
of their coach. Yeah, what's this?
The Franklin's bad day? I got it to be Franklin.
'S bad day. What was that?
11 touchdown scored in that game.
The Broncos, that's. Which game?
Oh. Nate.
Nate Adkins. That was the worst game I might
have ever seen. You shouldn't have adjusted your
drinking schedule for that one. Yeah.
I don't, I don't ever, I don't ever watch the Euro game on
Sunday morning. I just get up and go walk the
dog. Like I don't.
I don't need that to be part of my life.
No, that's the right call by you.
Like what's the upside of watching that game unless.
You have like a really good showdown sweat and turning it
on. Sure, sure.
I can or or if it if. It's the outside if you can
watch Garrett Wilson score 4.6 PPR points while being thrown
behind and nearly injured like 17 times by Justin Fields.
I think Jordan Love just got intercepted.
Well, that's good for the golden script.
He did I, I just need to make sure it was not him being
targeted on that play. I think it was Dubs.
Are you are you in a points for target league?
Oh no, I mean you know, that can cycle into your.
It was dubs being targeted. I did play showdown Trevor for
the slate this morning. I thought I was really sharp.
I did RJ Harvey and the captain, which allowed you to play the
other highest salary players in the tournament or of the slate
so you could play the three little jets.
Turns out turns out Justin Fields, Garrett Wilson, Bree
Saul dude but. My SIM.
My SIM ROI was unbelievable. What was it?
Was it double? Defense shipper.
Yeah, and Wiggins won. Wiggins won this morning.
Oh wow, what was what was the 1st place?
What? What was the first place?
75 Seventy $75,000. And what what score did it take
to win that by the? Way it was like 66 points or
something here. I can pull it up.
Wiggins won $75,000 with JK Dobbins and captain Bonex.
Breeze Hall, Broncos D Will Lutz, RJ Harvey.
And his captain scored a lot like easy points.
Yeah, Snowflake and the captain don't think I've.
Ever seen? Snowflake and the Captain.
This, this, this was Lotto field.
This was like one of the high stakes contest or whatever, but
still. I mean the only the only player
in the entire game that wouldn't have been a snowflake is
probably Nate Adkins and the defenses and Will Lots.
Mac Jones pick should have been a pick six.
Oh my God. Oh yeah, he should have been.
Yikes. Why did the guy fall?
Oh my guys. He hurt.
He's Oh my God, he fell three times.
He must be hurt. He's not hurt.
He's back up celebrating. I wouldn't celebrate that art.
I mean, you can't walk. Who was that velour?
Oh, he's, he sucks. He's really bad.
Wow, Wiggins, Wiggins said. He slept through Lock and it was
a team from last night. No way.
Oh my. God seems like the kind of team
that would win on this late to be honest.
I believe that is how rich. Yeah, man.
The placeholder team where you just click both defenses, both
kickers and then just what, put Bo Nicks in there or something
and, and. Log off.
Are the are are the just going to get serious or are they just
going to keep starting Justin Fields?
I can't do this anymore. I mean, literally, what's the
point? Like they are, they are.
They are. Through six weeks, they have 0
turnovers generated as a defense.
I mean the the point would be that you get to see whether you
have like an offensive system or not by inserting a quarterback.
You don't. Like you guys.
It's the worst team in the league.
Like let's, let's be real, like the idea that like.
Aaron Glenn Unserious. Yeah, it's it's a.
Well, it's a terribly coached team, but I I still think their
offense would probably look significantly better with Tyron.
I don't. I don't.
I mean, they went up against the Broncos like Fields was always
like. The thing with Fields like you
can pretty quickly predict like he's going to suck ass here.
Like he. Can't.
Yeah. I mean, that was supposed to do.
I mean, like rematch up against like the world best in the
league, Yeah. And that's how that's how I
wrote it up. I was like, this sucks.
Like the basically the only way we're going to get production
from The Jets here is if they just like garbage time it up.
Look, they're not even allowed to do that because against Miami
they didn't play it that way. Hey, Rashaf, let's go one of the
great. I don't know guys.
You look kind of lumbering on that touchdown.
I think they take the points back.
He's Rashad White without Bucky is just a Kyron Williams that I
get to participate in. Dude, Kyron Williams actually
had an unbelievable catch today. And I did immediately.
Think of you. Yeah, that was.
Great. I I played a lot of Kyron
Williams as leverage today. Turns out he was good leverage
on Javonte. He was very, very bad leverage
on Rico Dowdell. Yeah, very bad leverage.
Yeah. Yeah, you leveraged yourself.
I did, in fact, leverage myself, buddy.
Yeah. Geeto Smith, you about ready for
this? Oh, I'm ready.
No, dude, come on. Well, I'll be ready.
I'll be ready probably in a good five to 10 minutes at the pace
of Canadian streaming today. But when it comes, I'm going to
be really ready. Let's just say chalk Titans
defense looking good. That was that, that right there
that's got to come back. That is that is so tuck rule.
That's not a fumble. The Tuck rule's the worst rule
we got. I mean, just no.
In no world is this a fumble, though.
It's clearly. It's clearly.
Oh, here it comes. Finally on to my.
I mean that ball is in like. That's not a fumble.
Yeah. I I don't see any world in which
that's a fumble. Like if they rule that as a.
Fumble. No, I can confirm it's already
been reversed. Yeah.
I love Gino, like trying to be
cool. Like yeah dude, that egregious
error I just made, at least it wasn't a fumble.
I mean, I don't think that was particularly close to a fumble.
Shout out to Ashton Gente for hustling his ass back for the
tackle though. That'll keep Dylan Lobby on the
bench. That was very funny, Pete.
That tickled my funny bone. That was good.
Is anyone are you guys able to get the multi view of the three
games on YouTube TV? For some reason I can't get it
on my phone. No, I did.
I have like 3 got you guys in the middle this week and then
I've got game game game through different windows.
Has anyone been able to figure out the point of why the Bengals
are still playing football games?
Just for good on the ship cast. I mean, last week that pack just
gave us gold. Launch was it, You know what it
was? It was good content last week,
you're right. I'm currently getting
shortchanged. Oh, they they ruled the last
Michael Mayer reception incomplete.
That's. Why Joe?
Yeah, we got Joe Flacco throwing 4 yard stick routes on 3rd and
13. I'm really glad that's in our
lives. What did do we ever get any?
I didn't even see what the the pregame update was for Chase.
Was it just the sniffles? What did that end up being?
I think it was just, I don't know, probably depression.
It's just Joe Flacco depression. Hey, we got your new quarterback
and it's Joe Flacco. And it's Joe Flacco.
Yeah. I'm not going to be able to
practice today. Yeah, he was taking a personal
day. Yeah, that's how it went.
Yeah, there is a weird perception that Joe Flacco was
good. I think that's mostly ended but.
It's from those like 2 games in 2020.
Three from Anthony Richards. Yeah, you guys did it.
No, but well, no. It was.
It started with the Browns. Like people thought he was good
that year and that's. All.
Yeah. It's it's because he it's
because he has been paired with such bad quarterbacks that are
both bad and can't support fantasy points that then he's
come in and been terrible, but in a conducive way for fantasy
and some people think he's good. There's a guy spamming the chat
angry that we're not just relating fantasy scores like
verbatim like this guy how's torn out 3.4. 27. .2418. 29
Rico. Dazzles. 31.9 JSN 26.2 Brian
Thomas 19 point OO Tyler Warren please smash the subscribe
button while. You're here.
Kendrick Bourne 5.1. Kendrick Bourne 5.1 Dantavian
Wix 1.9. Emmanuel Wilson.
Would that? Be 0.3.
We're just like an audible ticker.
Trevor, I don't have the ability to ban people in the ship
chasing chat. Honestly, probably for the good.
I actually banned someone. Trevor, you might have been
banned yourself. You got to.
Be careful you you banned. Someone Pete last week.
That's 0.5 fantasy points. I mean, I, I, I banned someone
last week, not even in this whole cast chat, Peter in in
this whole cast comments, someone left such such an
unintelligent dipshit comment that I just banned them straight
up even from commenting. No way was.
It was it about Shiner Sanders. No, it was it was something
about how bad I am at fantasy, but it wasn't like I'm I'm all
down to it was not funny at all. It, it, it was, it was just, you
know, it's just bad. All right, I am gonna I am gonna
say goodbye to Wonderer, but I do like Mr. Hair part ain't seen
a pussy in over 4 years. Where you I did have to read
that that cause which? One of us.
It's definitely me. I guess it's you, yeah.
And. It's not.
True.
It's not true, but you know. Is that a natural hair?
Is that a natural hair part you? You know.
I have seen this dialogue that way.
I I've. Seen seen a couple I've.
Seen a couple posters, Scott? Yeah.
How dare you? The guy who wants fantasy scores
read aloud to him has comments about.
Who's having sex on YouTube like this is insane.
So you're you clearly have access to look at his screen
right? You can look at his screen then
just fucking Google the scores. It would be.
It would make more sense if it was audio.
It was audio only. Week maybe?
We have a lot, we have a sweat here, 10 yard golden gain, but I
don't know if it was ruled a rush or a reception.
Oh boy, that is a slap. I thought that.
Wasn't that it was. It was ruled.
It was ruled a rush. It was ruled a rush, OK.
Rush, all right, so not great. Dude, you should have taken the
rushing plus receptions. It's a hack, dude.
It's a hack. That's.
That's good though, Ward just ripped it there.
Didn't didn't catch it. Oh yeah, I did.
That's funny, Ben. I did literally just change
shirts so my I don't have a hat on and I feel naked with that
one. I need to go grab. 1.
Has Simmons ever done like, obviously you know, he's done
the the good, bad team for a long time.
Has he ever done a bad good team?
Yeah, he has, because that's what Dade, he was like.
He was like, I just can't decide, is this a good bad team
or the bad good team? OK, good because the aren't the
Packers the bad good team. Yeah, like a good bad team is a
bad team that beats all the other bad teams but can't hang
with the good teams. But a bad good team is exactly
what you're talking. It's like a team that has the
bozo syndrome they can beat. Anyone but they can lose.
Go, go, go, go, go. Yes.
That was that was really good. There you go, Golden 1.7.
No dude, that's not even right. That's got to be like 3.1.
I was. Going to say that's got to be
like at least. Like a guy who's seen a couple
pussies recently. I got to undersell it over
deliver with the fantasy point scores.
Baby. Aw thanks new esports fan.
He likes my. Hair, he he, he looked pretty
fast right there. Or.
She, I, I don't want to make any assumptions about our audience.
I think that's safe. That was a nice play.
Hey, I mean, just in case it's my chance for my third one in
four or five years. You're you're like 0.85 pussies
per years lived. Yeah, exactly.
You're telling me? Man.
That's a low rate. Kind of stinks.
I'll I'll get a ticker going for the wanderer.
Just each. Time I'll make sure you go on
YouTube and announce. It.
Yeah. We can do pick UMS on that.
Take the over. Wanderer has taken the under and
Wanderer is is going to be sorely disappointed when.
They keep running it with golden bro throw.
Him the ball too versatile. We should have taken rushing
plus receiving. We Yeah.
No. Shit, this, this is so like
they, this was so obvious in retrospect, but they're so going
to use this to be the golden breakout game because they're
just never going to lose here. They're going to give him like
10 touches. In in your in your heart of
hearts, Jacob, Who's better, golden or worthy?
This is like asking me gunner knife.
Yeah, like you're, you're starting A-Team and they say all
your wide receivers have to have a clocked 40 times faster than
4.39, which is your worst nightmare.
Obviously, we know, we know that.
And you, you have to have one of them.
Which one are you taking? I would take savior worthy if I
get to perform shoulder surgery before I have to take.
The the shoulder, I will say, surprisingly has not seemed like
it's been an issue. He got dragged down by the
shoulder and that came against the Jaguars and he popped right
back up. The only It does seem like the
ankle is actually really bothering him though.
This is the beauty. Of the ship cast chat we can go
from just some numbskull just with the worst insults on the
planet to someone saying Jacob, can you walk us through your
idyllic Canadian Thanksgiving feast?
I lived in Winnipeg for four years and pierogies and cabbage
rolls would have to be a staple. Yeah, I I guess I'm going to get
emotional on the front. We won't be having cabbage rolls
this year. We used to for several years.
My grandmother Denise is is no longer with us, but she did
cabbage rolls for probably about 20 of my Thanksgivings, and they
were absolutely delicious. So shout out to you, Ben.
Shout out to Grandma Dee. And what do you say?
Cabbage roll. Cabbage rolls.
Oh, they rule. It's rice and bacon wrapped in
cabbage, and you put a bunch of them into a slow cooker with
tomato sauce. Sounds good.
It's a Winnipeg classic. Yeah.
I've never had. I've never had a cabbage roll
before. Plenty of perogies.
Oof. Yeah, perogies also rock and
DFSR. No, it's not snowing in
Winnipeg. Get real sad.
That's going to be great though. We got.
Turkey coming up.
We got multiple pies. We've got mashed potatoes,
carrots, Brussels sprouts, stuffing, cranberry sauce.
You know it's going to be standard.
God dude, I'm hung. I'm hungry now.
Yeah, I worked up a goat cheese. I worked up a goat cheese dip
beforehand so we can get a little charcuterie board going.
Yeah, it's going to be a good time.
Nice, except you get to watch like you get to watch only one
football game during dinner, not not 3.
That's true. Davis.
Should I be like, should I be like Chet Holmgren and be like,
actually my favorite is Oxtail. Oxtail.
Yes. Yeah.
Should be like, actually. And my grandma makes sweet
potato pie. Yeah, yeah, she makes potato
pie, oxtail, collard greens. Growing up in the streets in.
Minneapolis Chet. What a funny guy Chet Holmgren
is. I don't.
Know if anyone else gets this bit but?
That's that is that is exclusively you.
You that's that's pretty deep NBA lore.
Like Zach, Lowe has never mentioned that on the low post.
So there's, there's this video of they're asking every member
of the Oklahoma City Thunder what their, like, favorite
Thanksgiving food is. And, and obviously most of the
members of the Oklahoma City Thunder are black and Chet
Holmgren is not, but he seems to think that he is.
And same time, Minnesota's own Chet Holmgren, They're like,
what's your favorite food? And he's like, yeah, collard
greens, oxtail, oxtail. Is pretty.
Good. It's it's like, it's like that
is like it's that's like ship chasing level deep niche like
basketball humor. Like that's like seal level
humor for people who obsessively follow the NBA.
Correct. I love this comment from Cobra.
This is a Thanksgiving show and you're not breaking down exactly
how much cabbage I need for to use for these roles.
Give the recipe, Jacob. Stop gatekeeping. 1.8 Cabbage
PPR points. Rashad Rashad Wright 1.0 points.
Apparently the cart is coming out for Frederick Warner.
That that's the really good linebacker.
That's probably the best linebacker in the league, and
apparently it might be an ACL situation.
He's got his foot in a boot. I'd like to, I'd like to just
kind of interview the 40. 9th Oh no, no, his right, his right leg
has already been put in an air cast so.
Probably a. Fracture leg, so he's
questionable. Shit.
Oh. Davis.
That's what they said about Puka today and I was like, I'm pretty
sure Puka just broke his leg. He did come back though, David.
He did come back. I wanted to talk about this
because you can't get rescued because you didn't get rescued.
No, literally, literally, dude, Jason Robins and and Jeremy
Levine put the call in and they said, dude, he's got to come
back in there. Oh.
Man. I don't know, he's just playing
through the pain it. Was just a couple of snaps dude.
Underdog. It was just a couple snaps.
Do you? Do you?
Think Jeremy. It shouldn't count.
Jeremy and Jason are actually sitting in their box suite when
when he leaves it's saying to to puka rescue us.
Rescue. US.
Puka hobbles back out. It's.
Just a board meeting of the DraftKings ship.
Rescue putting their slapping $100 bills in his hand on his
way through the tunnel. Does Juan Jennings have a
reception yet? No, let's not talk.
About that, have we seen Juan Jennings?
I've not seen him yet. I guarantee you if you really
just want to like feel worse about humanity, just like
Twitter, search puka nakua research.
Oh my God. There's some shady shit man.
They'll be coming back on one snap.
They're on the tape, man. There will be 900 accounts that
are like and This is why this shit I hate.
I can't do it man Parlay Cole. There's also like to get me
voting Republican. There's.
They're all Republican. Yeah, I was going to say.
You're voting for the people. I just, I got no, I just need
people saying rescue me, believe in universal healthcare, Rescue
me Bernie. Actually they should because
they're looking for a handout. So maybe that's.
True. It's true.
That's true. These crypto Bros are.
So tilting man, it's enough to get me turned into a
libertarian. My favorite is like, my favorite
is all these clearly fake like betting sites that have like 62
followers that'll be like, you know, bat, bat, whatever.
And they'll be like. We are currently monitoring the
status of Fukunakua, who's exited with an ankle injury.
The watchers on the wall, dude. Gino.
Let's take lip behavior, ripping parlays and bitching on X and
everything, yeah? The least lip.
Demographic of all time. When will we get the new deal
for our parlors? The.
Parlay. Social safety down.
Although. The thing is more.
Parlays. Then just like you weren't going
to vote Republican anyway, It'd just be like they're just
frigging guys on Twitter and not going to vote Republican.
I just meant, I just meant that that parlay culture wants like,
I'm just want to be a nihilist. Like I'm just like, what's the
point of any of this when parlay culture has already taken over
America? I can't, I can't do, I can't do
the every because I'm sure you guys have all had this
experience where you're searching for the guy you're
like, oh, is that you're trying? To find actual injury updates.
But there are no injury updates. There's just whining losers on
the. Internet it's just it's just
whining losers. I I thought the new idea.
Going through that is maybe want JD Vance to be president.
But frustration. Yeah, you get it.
I think we should read they should rename the battle Royale
like battle parlay and just so the the parlay culture Bros
funnel in there and just like I just gotta make 6 picks in a.
Row. I just gotta make 6 picks to win
honestly. Honestly, dude, that would be if
they called it something like that, like, yeah, 6 legs 6.
Like if they found a branding way to greatness, yes, it would.
It would take off. It would, it would be the
biggest thing you've ever seen. Although imagine the amount of
like quality control on things that would be happening in the
first round. Oh my God.
So good news the the pilot under looks pretty good.
That's how the unders go. That's all I've got.
Also, I have more good news. Hit me.
DFS Czar would rather you to be president than JD Vance.
That's something. Oh, man, we need that.
You're chasing Chad. If Davis was.
Running for President Davis would be an interesting
president because it would just be, it would be very vibesy, you
know, things would be. Yeah, I think, I think the I
think the term is idiosyncratic. You don't think this nation is
used to a pretty vibesy president?
I feel like we're we're all. Well, no, I mean, I think it
would be we would be pretty seamless transition in a lot of
ways. It would be a lot about who's
who's in Davis cabinet, who has who has sway at the current
moment. I I.
Actually, that's actually something that Trump and I have
in common, which is the most recent thing was said to me.
That's. True.
I'm like, yeah, that thing, that thing that Ben Gretch just
wrote, pretty top of mind. Right now, I'd strongly prefer
Davis to Trump because I'm I'm would I just have a lot more
influence with? This you have a lot of for sure.
You would have to have a lot of like.
All of a sudden, like thinking about thinking and stealing
signals would become the new. Slow Lord Reeves would be our.
Policymaker like our their. Shadow.
President. Yeah.
Lord, we'd be doing deep dives into Lord Reeves.
You're like, this guy's the real.
President is definitely like. Also.
Adam. Scherer would be the Treasury
Secretary. You know how they're always like
the the opposite parties, always like tallying how many days the
president's played golf? It would be a ticker of how many
battle Royale teams Davis has drafted.
They're like Davis has drafted 800 battle Royale teams this
week alone. He doesn't care.
About it. The golf.
The Golf. Thing.
My golf ticker would also be really.
Oh my God, Cam Ward. You guys are just even Scotland
playing. Rated yes.
Oh my goodness. Now, if the Raiders scored a
touchdown there, would that have counted?
Would that that count for the only time touchdown?
Cam Ward I don't think they would have.
Fumble it away. Do you think there is literally
any chance that they don't have the ball to Ash and Jet D at the
1 yard line on this one? Like this is the only touchdown
that's going to be scored in this whole game.
Most certainly would be pure comedy right here.
Oh, they threw it to. They threw it to an offensive
lineman, No? Really.
He he did not catch it, but they did.
Oh good. What a play.
Let's draft Ashton Jetty to throw to an offensive lineman
from the 1 yard line. They threw it.
They have so many they. Have so many offensive lineman
to spare. They threw a jump ball to an
offensive. Lineman.
That guy has more red zone targets than Brock Bowers this
year. I don't guys, I don't think our
Cam Ward over fantasy points is looking great.
We just took yards. Yards.
Oh, we took yards. OK, I don't think that's looking
great either, but it's looking less bad all.
Right gente, we need. Him to rush for two touchdowns,
Jacob. All right.
Gente. Fire this.
Team Gente just lost 1,000,000 yards.
Yes, he did. Just absolutely blown up style.
This is the he looks. Good this this game is like
positively London quality. It does have real London vibes,
yeah. I did.
I did literally say this doing the show last week.
I said, guys, look at what is happening in the afternoon slate
for our show next week. Oh, I know.
It's just horrible, right? Should have been.
Should have been another. Should have been another week of
the Colts and Can. We get a microphone game.
Most entertaining game. Throw it to him.
Let's go, Let's go.
Michael Mayer, The Tidying. League love it.
That was very big for me personally.
Nice, good for you. Mark, Mark is correct.
Maybe next week let's just do all unders.
Well, I look, I'm I picked, I sent an under in and I feel
extremely confident about mine. I I.
Actually think my hire looks looks OK.
That's like 4 honorary points. For once I see Juan Jennings on
the field. I'll let you know how I feel.
Yeah, well, we could. We could get.
Rescued. We could get rescued.
I'm begging because we played a
snap, Yeah. I'm.
Sure, he's played a snap. I'm not that sure to the chat.
Yes, Calvin Ridley got hurt. Lou Dog hamstring questionable
to return. Maybe.
Johnny says that he's played a few snaps.
OK, so he's just not fully healthy and so we actually.
He's T Higginsing. Oh, So what we need is rescue us
Underdog. I actually started Juan Jennings
in like a bunch of a bunch of high stakes.
League Steph. Steph not not with that
attitude. If you just tweet at FFPC Rescue
Us, they care a lot about what customers say, usually when you
are mad about some sort of scoring settings.
Steph says all caps we are in big.
Trouble Big Truevla. Big Truevla.
Pronounce Truevla. Hey, it's always, it's always
nice. We are in big truev it's.
Nice in the all play week to just book nothing but zeros.
How many, how many teams did we start to want Jennings?
Probably a lot, hey? Oh my God.
A lot of Joanne. Pete, let me let me share my
screen for this FFPC main that I have with Silva and Reeves and
Foreman and Jji Mean this is Oh my God, sit down.
Bad. You can't even.
Sometimes you can't even be mad. Let.
Me. See.
No, that's me. We are we are the team on the
left. So we have 5.3 from Fields, 1.8
from Romandre, 14 from Jamo, 1.1 from Chase, two from the Jaguars
defense. We in in an all play week.
We are like not going to crack 8014.
From Jamo. Are you just counting the
projection? Sorry, I meant Jake.
Ferguson, you would be lucky to get 14 from Javo.
Oh, for sure. The the the the Kamani Videl
start not mattering at all is just phenomenal content like
that is that is that's classic high stakes fantasy football
right there. Yeah, you start Kamani Videl out
of no better option. He gets you 23 and you're
screwed anyway. Yeah, we lost Hampton and then
we benched Harvey for Videl. What would you rather have have
had Hampton and then lost him or have auto drafted Camaro over
him and never had him to begin with?
Camaro, I'm almost scored my best.
My best main event team currently right now is battling
to advance in the all play against the team starting Tez
Johnson so. Well.
You're you're all play. You're all play only like it.
You're not against anyone, you're just against the rest.
Of yours. Why?
No, I just mean like, I just mean like we're the seventh
highest, highest starting Tez Johnson.
Yeah, they also are starting Michael Mayer.
So that that was tough to experience.
Guys, the reason why the mayor was big for me was that he's
only like 30% owned in cash and I have him.
Nice. And I.
Also wants to see this team crushing in your league with
191. May Scataboo, Pollard, Pickens,
Tet, Trey McBride, Drake London, Harold Fan and I would bet this
guy's team is down bad. Let's just go look at the
standings. I'm just going to guess from
looking at this team that he's not a top team.
Yeah, he's not. He's two and three with 666
points. Currently not advancing tough
scenes. Packers are embarrassing.
Packers suck, man. All play week is you play
everyone and it's the top 6 scores so it kind of smooths out
the head to head variance. They they introduced it when the
NFL added the extra week to the schedule.
Didn't used to, didn't used to be that way because there used
to only be 12 weeks of the regular season, right?
It was 11, they had an 11 week regular.
Season 11 week Regular season. And you played all 11 other
teams? Yeah.
So there's only one team in the NFL it looks like that's won
five games so far this year. Anyone know what team that is?
Surely I. Can't think of any.
Early. That means they have better
Super Bowl odds than a two and three team located in Missouri.
Dude, a book is just working on everything.
I understand that, you know, the books take on certain bad bats
and. They they need.
To maintain the odds. Did you know Davis?
There are only two teams in the National Football League with a
winning record against Patrick Mahomes, and one of them is the
Indianapolis Colts. I got AI give a better Mahomes
stat that's going to sound fake but is 100% true.
OK No currently active AFC quarterback has beaten Patrick
Mahomes in the playoffs. Is.
That true? Because.
Well, so let's see. Joe Mahomes lost to Burrow and
he lost to Brady. Yeah, that that makes sense.
IRIR and retired. Don't we don't need to Fact
Check our future president Jacob, just.
Let him. Hey, you know what the Mahone?
You know what's funny is I actually don't even Mahomes is
the one thing in my life I don't have to lie about because his
greatness is so self-evident that it just you could you could
just tell the truth about him and it's gnarlier than any law
you could. Tell that's like that's like
Trump and immigration just, you know, he's on the right side of
the issue. So he just just says it like it
is. OK.
Honestly, with Jennings, we are active.
Group over this. For the for the For the record,
I that is a joke, in case anyone thinks that's much.
OK, Jennings. Jennings is in now for Sky
Moore. He just, he just tapped Sky
Moore out. It's really.
Good when it's really bad when he's at the Luther burden level
of multiple comments per snap for the guy we're starting on
like 6 main event. Now just.
Jones just fumble. Well, but at least Jennings was
on the field, so. He was on the field.
Did did the Buccaneers recover this man?
So there's been 2 touchdowns in the afternoon window, Michael
Mayer and Rashad White. Please list off the window.
That that's it. That's all I got.
I just listed off all the the stats for you.
Yeah, I'll. I'll help the audio listeners.
What have we got? Oh, I don't even know.
I don't know. I was gonna try to add up Mac
Jones's fantasy points. I couldn't possibly.
We do really like there needs now I'm starting to side with
Wonderer here, but there needs to be like a really good fantasy
game cast. Like the DK live scoring that
they got rid of used to be pretty good for this.
That app, yeah, yeah. I don't know why they.
What if we? What if?
What if we made that part of the ship cast?
I'm gonna hire Wonderer as our primary consultant.
He seems reliable. He seems great.
I think he'd definitely foster a positive work environment.
If we, if we, if we get someone to develop that for us, would
that make us the Zuckerberg, The Wanderers?
Winklevoss wins. Yeah, yeah, Wanderer, if you
would have invented live scoring.
In a David Fincher movie while rowing through rivers in London.
But then does that mean he goes on to be fabulously wealthy,
hoarding some cryptocurrency? Perhaps.
Yeah, and he'll be a big donor to Davis's super PAC.
This is just a like I'm going to have to miss the last half hour
45 minutes of these games due to festivities and I can't wait.
To not watch this anymore. Exactly.
Yeah. No, I feel you, man.
I'm. So excited to have something
else to do. I did eat like and I felt I felt
bad, you know, because we do this show.
But on my show with Rich, I was like, you should probably skip.
Like if you're do you have anything that you could do
instead of watching these games, you should.
I was listening, I was listening to you say that and I was like,
do you want to mention that you'll be live during?
These not not this week. I, I need to establish
credibility, you know, so then when I plug the ship, cast next
week when it's good people. Will why, why are the games so
bad? Because like the, because I
guess there's some fun teams on Monday.
Because like the the, I wouldn't say the noon slate was exactly
fantastic either. Well, there was that.
That slate was fun. Like there was a lot of scoring.
Yeah, but like, it's not like there was like mashups between
good teams, really. I mean, the reason why it's bad
is. They're Seahawks Jags.
They're not very good. Bourne.
Bourne is still doing it. Genti got banged up.
It'll be all right. Well, that's good.
Yeah, that was. A huge play by Bourne.
That's what I meant to put in my pick em.
Yeah. At least should for the
second-half, we should see if there's Jennings stuff up and
see if we can take lowers. And then, then we, we got, yeah,
middle it. Yeah, you you middle it by
taking a a number that's like 30 yards lower than the initial.
I mean, Jennings, I just don't even think is out there.
So I don't think we can win. No, I don't.
I don't think so. Michael Mayer.
Michael Mayer, dude. He's the truth.
He was an He was an MF and Mackie Award winner.
He was. So we're almost we're getting
close to halftime and the only quarterback in the entirety of
the NFL right now in this window with more than 60 yards passing
is Matt Jones. And he?
Just got there on one play correct.
Good stuff. That's the.
Stay tuned folks, it's going to be a great fleet.
Well I mean I wouldn't imagine watching these games without the
ship cast. I can't imagine watching without
us. We should definitely do some
second-half unders. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm hip.
Maybe some defensive. Overs.
I wonder if I have any champion stuff from this morning.
You know what? I I think that they should have
sat Cam Ward's passing touchdown line at 2.9.
XI did, too. Terrain.
Terrain saw that and was like, it does kind of make sense.
That's pretty good all. Right, Jennings is in on this
third down. I mean, certainly it is possible
that Jennings gets a painkilling injection at halftime and plays
more 'cause they need him. It's definitely.
Like but he but he wouldn't have gotten that injection before the
game. Maybe he just wanted to see how
he felt and he doesn't feel very good.
OK, I'm here for that. I'll use check as making his his
presence felt. Not what you, not what you want
we need. God.
Did the Packers really stink? The Packers should be up.
They they should be up 28 zero. What are they doing, man?
Like, what is this bullshit? You're playing against the
Bengals defense and it's just like, ah, we'll kind of just
Josh Jacobs it up and try to win 10 to 3.
And that's not exactly how we. Lost.
It's like the exact wrong approach when you play these bad
teams because if you just like, I know, put it on them and
they're like you, I know you can't score 24 points.
So we will, and then you'll. Then we'll win.
This is this is literally how they lost the game to the Browns
because they were just like, yeah, we can probably win this
game, probably win. 2:50 And it was like, let's try to score.
Jordan was going to throw 1 random I and T and then you
don't win. Exactly stupid itself.
But they, this is how they always do.
They, they just, they play down to their level of competition
because all they want, they, they only play fun if they're
pushed. Otherwise they'll just play
boring ass football. Yep, God.
Hate this? Is your pigmentry good when
you're hoping your guy with 0 targets gets a pain injection at
halftime? Yeah, that's really good.
Yeah, well, one one of us is about to hit for the fourth
straight week. The the one I missed was what?
Oh Bauer's receiving yards, which was which was which was a
similar level of oh. I immediately made the wrong
decision as Jawan Jennings. I saved my boost for this one
because they changed boost tober to only you only get one.
You got to wait for they do the witching hour ones that pop up.
Mm hmm. Yeah.
If Mac. Jones, I feel, I feel good about
the golden one. I because we're already like
halfway home, right? And, you know, maybe he'll get
there in overtime. Oh.
My God, Jordan loves you guys. See that throw?
Yes, I'm about to see it. No, I saw Mac Jones trying to.
Oh, why not? Where was that headed?
What was the plan on that toss? I guess to Musgrave by but he
just missed them by 8 yards. Oh.
Jennings. Jennings was open in the end
zone and then he just, he didn't.
He just didn't throw it on. God, oh.
CMC. Did he?
Think that. Musgrave was going to run a
different route than he did. Or did he?
Just like. Oh, golden, golden.
Oh nice. We cleared there it is, Davis.
Oh baby. Mini mini you're.
Done, Davis. All right.
Mini switch cases. Was that golden?
Was that? Was that Davis's?
Yes. Nice.
Who else? Who else was going to be golden?
Bro, come on. Well, I thought, I thought you
said you'd just done Jennings and I was about to get mad at
you. Yeah, he's at 56 now all.
Right. So Golden's lock it in.
Check mark. Way to go, Matthew Golden.
Love Matthew Golden and I always have.
That was actually a really nice fucking catch.
It was. Yeah, that rocked.
CMC rushing touchdown. Swapping off of CMC.
Oh, Josh Jacobs, really long reception, Josh Jacobs like a
four yarder. Yeah, down to the four.
So that'll set up a Josh Jacobs 4 yard touchdown in case you had
any curiosity as to what we're in for next.
Well, that's really big for Dylan.
Dylan is sweating his ass off right now.
Oh, and heist. Dylan, where you at?
And that was rush or receiving TD that he has.
So he's he's good there on the screen pass too.
Yeah. Well, no, no touchdown yet, but
I think I have a bit of a mind meld with Matt Lafleur in these
situations. So I think I know what he has in
his ad. No, they tried to throw and it
was unsuccessful. Yeah, but there's flags, I think
they're offsetting maybe. There's like 17 flags.
Everybody threw a flag. Yeah, I think it's me holding on
both teams. Oh man.
We're getting, we're getting so lucky right now they're the
Titans have just decided to like run constantly during a 2 minute
drill, but it's all with Spears. So they're getting like 30
rushing yards on this drive. Good luck, Dylan.
This is big right here. I would like some passing.
I got a team that that team can still cook in the spy.
I'm at like. This is like 190 something that
that hits if we get a Jacobs touchdown here.
Yeah, he gives you 100190X. Jesus, man, come on, let's let's
get it done. Wow, I think the odds are pretty
good it's going to be first and goal from the 3 here.
Let's go, let's go. Yeah, you got it, dude.
There you go, buddy. Touched all this shit.
Where is it? Here it is.
Congratulations. Wow, wow, 190X.
There we go. Holy shit that's unbelievable
man Congrats. Let's go.
Oh yeah. Dude, honestly, honestly, it's
way cooler to hit the dog Bowl picamentary than it is to win it
in the drafts. Straight up, it's.
So much. It's so much cooler to win it
this way. Well, with to win it this way is
like unquestionably cool, but here's that isn't insane.
Even sicker though, because you don't know if there's someone
else out there with a better one that just hasn't posted it on
Twitter. There's just no 190.
There's no way. That's that's nuts man.
Good for you I guess. I guess it's possible, I guess
someone could have it better, but.
Yeah. Jesus Christ.
It would be hard to beat. That's Guy.
I think it's going to be hard to be.
Yeah, that's. Not fair.
Pretty. Pretty, pretty good.
Are we not getting any Cam ward passing here?
OK, there we go. No, we're not.
No, we just got like a 30. Yard Oh yes, we did, man, Yes,
we. Did all right.
To Van. To Van Jeff to.
Van Jeff Nice. It's going to get down to 1.
Somewhere out there, somewhere out there, Gretch is smiling.
Oh, that was a sick throw by Ward.
See dude, this is. What Ward does?
The film guys know, dude. He ropes you in, he has like a
couple sick throws a game and everyone ignores how much he
sucked the rest of it. Andrew correctly pointing out
that the 198 X seems infinitely more likely than Juan Jennings
catching 5 passes. I think it's infinitely more
likely than Juan Jennings catching one pass.
No, he's been out there enough to catch 1.
All right, so we have all. Right, more receiving yards.
I believe that's Gunner. Yeah, that's that was Gunner.
Gunner Helm. Gunner helm, gunner helm, gunner
helm, more gunner helm. You know, there's someone out
there feeling good about hitting a 20X or A30X for the dog bowl
picks. Yeah, yeah.
I know I saw someone post one that was like a 30X or that was
like I just need this and I was like you need a lot more than
that. I think I went for like mine was
aiming for like 70 X this week which would have been pretty
tilting to hit a 70 Xer and beat yeah to winning.
What are are you? Are you putting the men on each
one? Are you just putting 5 bucks on?
Yeah. Yeah, same.
So that would be. I do not have high conviction.
Yes, it would be. It would be.
It would be super. Gnarly to put 5 bucks on one,
hit a 150X and then not win. You're like.
Yeah, that. Would be so fun.
Great bored turnover here. No, no, that.
That's an incomplete pass. This whole this whole game is
just to be played on. Was it a fumble or was it an
incomplete pass? That's.
Just the Titans Raiders game. Oh God, what was he doing there?
That was actually the Tuck rule. That was like, what am I?
What am I up? To That's definitely an
incomplete pass. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck
he was trying to do. We we just got a nice Ibuka
catch. I think that's got to help one
or two of our main event teams at least.
Dude, it's just like what my main event teams are doing right
now is none of my business. That's that's like, that's like
Monday Davis's problem. That's I agree.
That's I think. That's how I know of my dynasty
teams. But I, I, I also admitted I
didn't play any DFS today because it was, it was
Thanksgiving and I was out with people all yesterday.
So I, I got to sweat the mains. Kate Auten.
It looks exceptionally slow. You'd even maybe call him
lumbering you. Maybe Kate Auten.
Kate Kate Auten is like an oak tree of lumbering.
Yes, Steven, I am not going to be watching it tonight, but I am
very excited to watch the new Tim Robinson show.
And Jason, thank you Sir. 5 memberships gifted outlet.
Jason know thank you if you received one.
If you guys aren't YouTube members, you can hop in the
Deposit Kingdom Discord, sync your account, there's
instructions in the FAQ, and then you can unlock the ship
chasing channel in the Discord. Very fun place to hang out.
That's what they're saying. They're saying it's fun.
You said that and so you don't think that's the case?
No, it is fun. If you've ever wanted a larger
congregation of slappier seals, you'll never find them.
Oh man. That's that's the pond right
there. Someone was asking you earlier,
I think. Yeah.
Shout out, Mark for us starring this earlier.
William wanted to know if you've picked up a pack of Slappy Slush
Pack? A new vodka soda sold in BC has
a seal in everything. Right.
Speaking of Speaking of the aforementioned ship chasing
Discord, that's like they they found that they found that this
thing existed on the Internet. I think we talked about.
It like week 1 maybe? Yeah.
Kim Ward. Interception.
It's good for the yards, bro. Yeah, I I don't think he's good.
This is a real test which he's obviously failing badly.
Yeah. Like this, this defense sucks.
Like this is one of the very worst defenses in the league.
Yeah, and so is the Titans. But but both Gino and Ward are
doing literally nothing. Oh, that was hilarious.
Yeah, it's it's over for the ward.
No, no, I'm. I'm I'm.
Unwilling to accept. You're unwilling to accept that
I think I'm. Willing on Ward.
Can it's just this is like, can we get him in a real competent
situation? Because it's pretty clear that
Brian Callahan is just like a. No, this, this is this is
similar to when I called on Kenny Pickett like 4 games in
his career. It's like it is it's.
Can we get Liam from the parking lot to disagree?
What happens, what happens I think is that when you're in
these bad situations and then you get like a couple spot, like
because last week he had, he was in an OK spot too.
You get these teams that aren't good on the other side.
It's like, OK, like someone's willing to come down to your
level. It's now a pretty level playing
field. What do you got, 'cause it looks
like you're fucking stink, but maybe you don't.
And then if you play like this, like it's, it's over.
Jacob, that was an insane callback that you just did like
one of the that that the level, the niche level of that callback
of Liam reiterating the story that he watched Kenny Pickett
play against the Bills from a truck stop in the middle of a
road trip. And it's like he looked pretty
good. Oh, that's was was was quite a
Laurel fact. I'm glad you appreciate it
because I was personally pretty proud of that line and I got 0
reaction. And no, that was that.
That was high level stuff right there.
I. Appreciate that.
Thank you. Yeah.
I think I got I. Didn't know Ball and other
people so Turkey lot kissing. I always got a Sean Tucker
touchdown. Yeah, that's why it didn't click
for me. Sean Tucker touchdown my.
My best ball bags I. Think that was on his first.
That must have been on his first touch of the game too, or close
to it. Yeah, literally was One touch,
one carry, 9 yards, 1 touchdown. Me personally, I love to see
that because I did not draft very much Rashad White and I
drafted a lot of Sean Tucker. I didn't think that I drafted
Rashad White because it just doesn't seem like the kind of
thing that I would do. But I checked last week and and
I was wrong. I actually had more of him than
I had of Bucky Hirsching. F you troll me I got some bad
news for you brother. MY44X pick em dog ball hopes and
dreams ride on a Ridley TD. Might want to wind back the.
Tape I I, I got some I, I actually, actually, I I've got
some good news for him. He is gonna get rescued on.
He's gonna get. Rescued.
You're gonna get your 5 bucks back.
But you'll get rescued. Even if Ridley does come back
from the dead and score a touchdown, you are not going to
the dog hole this week. Yeah, woof.
Can we get a Packers passing DTD before half that'd?
Be cool. Licks nice.
Sorry. You want you want a passing
defense touchdown like a Flacco pick sticks or you want or you
want a love touchdown. Yeah, I want Love Onslaught in
the Spy. That's already like pretty high
and it still has Love's basically done nothing.
Yeah, we might get one. He's he's on, he's on pace for
the bonus, although they're probably going to run the ball
every single play in the second-half.
Now that Dylan got his Jacob's Rush TD, I get to be selfish
about how the Packers score. Yeah.
I'd really like and just quite a nice long receiving touchdown
for Matthew Golden. That would be fun for the whole.
Family. I would love that dude.
That would be great. Wow, Josh Simmons is out tonight
against the Lions. What happened with him?
I don't understand. I I don't know, it's a personal.
He didn't fracture his eye doing sand work in the dressing room.
I don't. I don't think so, but I can't I
can't be certain about that. But doesn't feel doesn't feel
very fun you. Guys, did you see what's so the
dude winning two dog ball seats right now?
He just won I think it was last week.
This dude won the 50 KBR. He has 2 Drake may to booty
stacks. This is the 12 person drafts
booty at 6.7% ownership. He has two of them, two tickets
right now. That's just ball knowing play
right there. JA Juan, bring back on one.
No, bring back on the other. Michael Mayer, that's a ball
knowing play. A went up here as well with the
Drake May with the Camara and Olave bring back but still
enough because he had the Rico and Pickens mini.
Man, I just, I guess I didn't draft enough JSNI don't know, I
guess not enough Rico, you got anything to compete?
No nothing. Nothing good right now I guess.
I have this 116 with Rashad and Mayor but nothing that can take
this out. Shout outbound deposit Kingdom
discord Drake may a Chan, Rico, JSN, Ladd and McBride pretty
pretty nice. That rocks.
Yeah. All right, loves cock in it.
I don't know if I like the word cock in it.
I like it all. Right, it works.
Well, I guess if I like that more maybe.
I maybe I'd be. Ranked higher by wander or not?
Chance he got his feet in there, No.
Man, I even really kind of faded puka in tournaments today and
still don't really have anything cooking.
I guess just. 'Cause you had to have May.
I momentarily forgot about that puka injury that's going to be
between. It was looking like a decent
basketball year, but the Hampton injury is like an absolute.
Hampton injury is is. Just total and and the puka
injury, if it ends up being serious, would just be like a
gunshot to the chest. Hampton was like my third most
drafted player or something. Let's let me see where I'm at in
basketball mania. So Hampton, I have how much of A
Marian? Oh, I actually only have 14 in
BBM, but overall I have 24. Hookah, I have 18 which felt
pretty good. For today.
All right, let's start looking at second app stuff.
Yeah, Niner stuff is up. Juan Jennings not available for
us to take. OK, I'd like to do Mayer higher
than 27 1/2 receiving yards. What's his current total?
17. Yeah, I've heard worse ideas,
although they're up 10. Nothing.
They might not throw another pass.
What's Gentes rushing he. Got banged up a little bit.
Well, he did a little, yeah. I don't think he they have him
up right now. Yeah, they don't.
They don't have him up that. That was kind of why I also.
I also would do Gunner Helm 18 1/2 receiving yards.
We'll get a 90. Are there any what, what are the
overs we could do on some of the Titans receiving?
We're gonna be chasing points. Just wanna just lean into.
Bourne. I mean, he only needs 28 more
yards. Well, the thing he's he's
literally driving right now. Here's one that I would like,
Spears or no remind. Never mind the multiplier on,
it's horrible. Tony Pollard's rushing line at
halftime, by the way, 27. And 1/2.
Wow. Process W from yours truly.
Spears receiving. Yeah, the only problem is his
receptions is 2 1/2 and it's like .75.
I can check his yards. Yeah, it's 9 1/2 receiving yards
and he already has 6, so I like that he would only need 4
receiving. Yards.
I love that. That's a good one.
Let's lock that one. In Jordan, love fucking stands,
dude. What was that throw?
I don't know man, that was I hope they call Pi ass.
Throw. I guess Dobbs slipped too.
Yeah, that was on Dobbs. Let's see here.
How do we What do we do with the Bucks?
Oh, Rashad White receptions. Saving yards.
But they're but they're. Leading.
They're leading. They can't block dude.
Do Sean Tucker rush yards? But he's not.
He's gotten. Rushed.
He's not going to work. That's.
Just one touch today. Yeah, I know we got the
touchdown, but. Emmanuel Wilson, if we if we
just want to play that, they're the most boring team.
Ever. I kind of like that.
Did he have a touch already? Yeah, yeah, I.
Don't see it. I don't trust the Packers to
actually win this game. That's just, that's the truth.
We could do, we could do garbage time Jamar Chase, same as last
week. That sounds.
Fun. Yeah, Jamar Chase is at 40.
He could get that on one reception.
And they're, yeah, they're, they're projecting him to get 4
receptions in the second-half. The line's at 4 1/2.
Yeah, I don't love that. So I would I would do receiving
yards for sure if you go that angle.
Yeah, there is. There is no Emmanuel Wilson prop
that I can find. Let's Yeah, they're gonna hold
this Jamar Chase 1 during this drive.
Which one of these? Let's do a three legger here.
Which one do we want to take out?
Mayer, Helm, Spears. Chase Oh, I got one.
I like Avrasic higher than 1 1/2 field goals made.
Oh, that's really good. Just got to get one Chase.
Chase, by the way, just had a 12 yard reception.
Oh man. Yeah, they just adjusted it.
You guys want to do a 5 here? Yeah.
Yeah, let's do A5. Yeah, let's do it.
All right. Make sure yeah no boost, but let
it RIP. Private chat please.
Yeah, they're not letting me press it for some reason.
Let me try to refresh. Rashad White's gonna get 3
receptions on this drive right here.
Oh, Haversick is inactive apparently.
I don't know why. Oh my God, he's inactive.
No. I mean, no, he's not inactive.
The kick is inactive. I don't know why all.
Right. Can I send this?
All right, we got it in. All right, here you go, Michael
Mayer. I'll drop this in the the chat,
the private chat for the audio listeners for the Wanderers out
there wandering around. Michael Mayer higher than 27 1/2
receiving yards, Gunner Helm higher than 18 1/2 receiving
yards, Taje Spears higher than 9 1/2 receiving yards, Jamar Chase
higher than 50.5 receiving yards and one Mr. Lucas Haversick,
higher than 1.5 field goals. I would have sworn that was a
hockey player had I not just been alerted to him kicking for
the Packers. Oh I can't do I?
Mine took the Jamar. Chase by my Chase thing is
locked. Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't do no no it at some point.
So update and just update him. Well, I did it without Chase
because I didn't want to miss out.
I might have to do this. Oh, here we go.
This is like when Davis. And now I got to see if I can
get the haverstick. In this is this is when I got
the Marvin Harrison Junior by 1 yard.
Mine that I can't get in is the freaking Haverstick.
Well, I can't. I don't want to do it without
that. I mean, that's just gold.
That's kind of the the linchpin to this all working.
Jacob is the king of kicker chasing.
He is. Come on man, let's just get this
fucking thing in. That's what really got Jacob on
our radar. You know it did kicker takes.
It's. A kicker takes.
You should be good. I just reloaded it and all of
them are there. Yeah, I don't know why I won't.
Everything else is going for no trouble, but this one seems to
be difficult for some reason. It's cuz they're playing right
now. Jacob, do you want me to place
it for you? I think I'll be able to get it,
it's just gotta eventually. Yeah, Davis, can you let us know
this spoiler? There's no way Nate played
Jacoby. He didn't project well enough
this week. No, he didn't play Jacoby Nate
Nate literally got he got so fucking lucky.
I just I I'm like I'm like pre emptively pissed off about this.
Show Did he play Olave? No.
Worse. I, I, I'm like, when I saw like,
I honestly, I thought we all three played the same team.
And when I saw Nate's team, I was just like, I fucking hate
you, like you, you are such a donkey bitch.
And you, it'll be, it'll probably be a good show,
probably be better than the last couple shows.
Although Nate apparently had so much, he had so many like R
Studio things up running last week that his browser kept
crashing. That's why yeah, it, it wasn't,
it wasn't and he, it wasn't his Internet.
It was that he had like too many like programs running on his,
like too many like scripts running on his computer at one
time. So his video wasn't working.
You tell him maybe he'd take a week off of the.
Script. I was like, I was like, I was
like, dude, step away from the fucking spreadsheet name.
Step away. 42 year old Joe Flacco just got spilled.
How many receptions for Rashad White on this drive do you
think? There's one completely
unnecessary hurdle. Yeah.
Rashad White's going to have 5 receptions on this drive and I
can't believe Puka got so killed today.
Do you think they'll let the reception stand because they're
ahead? What do you mean?
Will they count the receptions and even if the Bucks are
winning? When Crane's funny, man, it's
it's you are you are the one who's underrated Bunny.
Like we were talking about underrated funny last time.
You are the most underrated funny 'cause when you get there,
it's really good. Yeah.
The Gill cast, the Gill cast actually is 1 fantasy show that
does read fantasy numbers out. We, we do we do read out the
fantasy point totals. So shout out to us wonder
wondering or whatever the fuck his name is should love that
show. It should be like.
His favorite content? He'd be wondering no longer.
Do you think his favorite part of red Zone is the ticker?
I unironically I actually like the ticker.
Guys, just wondering, why is he right?
Should we actually just be reading the scores?
Well, here I'll read. I'll read some scores for him.
Three more fantasy points for Michael Mayer and I will have
booked for sure will have touchdown Baker touchdown to
Tez. I think who's who's 19?
Is that Tez that? That literally just killed me in
an all play. 19 Is Tez right? He looks small.
He looks like Tez. No, he's 15.
Tez is 15. Oh, I don't know who.
I don't know who 19 is then. That might be Is that Ryan
Miller? Ryan No, he looks too.
It's Scotty Miller. Is it?
Is Scotty Miller still like? Sterling Shepherd.
Yeah, they have a Ryan Miller. Shepherd is 17.
It's Tez. People who are saying, I mean we
got people say get shut, we got Tez like.
Who the fuck so it is? It is 15.
You just thought it was 19. No, no, it's not.
It's Kaylin Johnson. It's Kaylin Johnson.
Four different suggestions on who scored, Yeah.
Well. The four the 49ers played as the
49ers paid as much attention to him as we did because there's no
one in the frame when he catches it, there's no one in the frame
and Baker gets up and it's just talking amazing shit.
Rashad White doesn't get it, does not get to.
I actually had to late swap to Tez Johnson on a FanDuel team so
not shout out to Cameron Johnson.
Oh, Michael Mayer, 11 yards. Wow.
There we go. Wow.
So if he gets, if he gets, well I guess what if he gets .9 more
points I'll have booked. That's all.
Right, right you. Just need a 27 1/2.
What's it? The number kept switching so I
can't remember. What number?
Yeah, 27 apps. So we need one more catch for
him. No, no, we're great.
That was 28. We already won.
Yeah. Wow, that was nice.
Nice, let me pull that. Up.
Assuming we got. I got it at. 27 1/2 I don't know
what yeah, he's at. He's at 28 right now.
Yeah. You know what's going to be, You
know what's going to be The sweat here is going to be Gunner
helm. Gunner Helm is going to be.
It's going to be Helm, I think. I think Helm will get us there.
Someone in my discord this
morning said they just met Gunner Helm's dad and and that
they're very excited that the Titans are very excited about
about Gunner Helm. It's.
Reliable narrators. Reliable narrator.
First I thought you said that his dad was excited about Gunner
Helm, but breaking news, Gunner Helm's dad is a big fan like
Gunner Helm all. Right, one more mayor reception
and alave. Mayor beats Hunter Long, Ladd
Mcconkey and we Vanquish the. Apparently there was drama in
the ETR discard this morning debating this 2V2 alave and
Mayor versus Ladd and Hunter Long and Leone.
Leone was on the Vlad side and and Wiggins was on the Alabe
mayor side. Wow.
Wiggins, this is. Very funny that like counting is
$75,000 that he slept through just kind of half heartedly
arguing. With.
Naomi. Nice life, yeah.
I'm not even in the ETR discard, so I only get this.
I only get this second hand via the observers.
All right, come on, give me one more mayor reception.
Give me a mayor reception followed by a 60 yard gunner
helm reception on the next drive.
Gunner helm for a while was like my most drafted player in the
big board. Then he then he broke his ankle
at the combine. Not great.
Imagine. Imagine how high he would have
been drafted if he did put together like Crane.
If he had an 8.7 wrasse at the combine, where would he have
been drafted? Third round.
Yeah, third round's pretty good. That's.
Not bad. Same.
Round is same. Round is Harold Fanon.
Yeah. I saw, I mean, Terrence Ferguson
went second round, right? That was surprising.
Remember Terrence Ferguson? He's 60 already.
Remember that guy? He's already a Remember that
guy. Hey man, did you guys see that
sloth fate that he caught on Thursday?
He's gonna be good. I'm buying whoever whoever wants
to sell their Terrence. You're buying, you're buying,
you're slurping. I'm calling.
I'm calling bottom on Terrence Ferguson.
I'd have to short him, I'd have to buy someone else's and then
sell it to you. And so I don't have any stock.
At a markup. Yeah, yeah.
Man, remember. Remember how smooth the the
Mason Taylor gauntlet drill was? Do you guys remember that?
Like literally the greatest gauntlet drill of all time?
Yeah. Those were the two talking
points, Neppo Baby and Gauntlet drill for for Mason Taylor.
Pete, can you put in the redirect for the Gill cast?
I just created the stream. Pete, A lot of people keep
asking about Chiefs Lions tonight.
My expectations for this game are a lot of really bad drop by
whoever #5 for the 49ers is that's.
DeMarcus. Robinson, you're very familiar
with his work. Here shocking DeMarcus Robinson
would would drop a pass down the field.
No one, no one familiar with his game would ever think that such
a thing would happen. The game is going to be a lot
worse than it would have been. The Lions left tackle and their
backup left tackle are both out and now the Chiefs left tackle
is out as well. Lions have a bunch of injuries
in the secondary though. Yeah, Terry and Arnold out.
No. Oh my fucking God.
I just. I can't watch this guy play.
Imagine if that was Jawan Jennings.
Why was that bad for Davis? I think he's just as annoyed
that DeMarcus Robinson is doing good things.
I'm not sure. I can't imagine that affected
him like directly. It seemed like it maybe did.
Like, is that the final straw? It was just like DeMarcus
Robinson. Makes 1 catch It was actually
like one of the better plays of the day it's.
Just like, look guys, I can, I can deal with non-stop slop
football, but if I have to watch DeMarcus Robinson make one good
play, I'm leaving the ship couch, I'm out.
No, literally I just can't deal. Like it doesn't, it doesn't
impact me. I just hate him.
He just makes me sick. I had AI had I had an I've had
an unbelievable good pick em entry for Rams 49ers all hit
DeMarcus Robinson under 2 1/2 receptions.
He gets a he gets a third catch for one yard on their two-minute
drill for no reason tilting. He just, he's, he is my, he is
my least favorite football player.
What about for the rest of you guys?
Like who? Who's your most irrationally
detested football player, that is?
A good question. You just, you just you just
can't stand the part of his jib. It was.
It was Naji Harris. But now rooting.
Rooting the best for. No, he's, he's like too.
He's like, too relevant to count like it has to be in the
DeMarco. I I agree you need to go deeper
than that. Right, like for Gretchen's van.
Don't tell me to be rational about my irrational dislike of a
player. You can't.
Control who I've been very. Rational why you don't like him,
like he became like he stood against everything you stood
for. I suppose, yeah.
Another D Rob catch I just enough dude.
Yeah, like. He's now hurt, so it isn't, but
it was probably getting close to being Braylon Allen for me.
Yeah, yeah, he had. His whole life ahead of him.
I wasn't a big Brown Island guy either.
I kind of like Jacoby. I, I, someone said Jacoby.
I kind of like him in a no. It's not Jacoby Myers for me.
I I have no nothing against Jacoby Myers at all.
Yeah. What about what about your
irrational favorite? Like a guy who actively sucks,
but you're just like, man, that guy.
Jawan Jennings. Samaj AP Ryan.
Well, P Ryan went to Oklahoma and had had the single game
rushing record, so obviously loved him.
It's got for me, it's got to be Hardman like game-winning
game-winning Super Bowl reception after being traded
back from The Jets. Like it's definitely Nicole
Hardman who's like an an actively sabotaging NFL player
for a team I liked, but I still I could never be mad at him.
You. Loved him.
Yeah. I mean, the Colts had a lot of
like random dudes that like socks that I loved.
Like, I, I, I, I would if someone, if I could get my hands
on it, I would buy a Blair White jersey tomorrow.
Yeah. Donald Brown.
I I was not a fan of Donald Brown.
Like we spent people. The funny thing about Donald
Brown is like Donald Brown's whole career gives the vibe of
him being a like, seventh round pick.
People forget he was a first round draft pick.
I did forget that Ed. Donald Brown was.
Donald Brown was selected in the first round of the NFL Draft out
of the University of Connecticut.
I, I I had. Forgotten.
It was a very stupid pick. He was the 27th overall draft
pick in 2009. Honestly, I think mine for for
dislike irrational. It might be Kyron Williams.
Oh yeah, you guys are very irrational, but all three of you
are irrational about card. No, I'm not a rational about
card, no. I'm not you're.
Maybe you're more. Rational.
You're more moderate I'm. More moderate It was it was I've
I've never felt more at home. I was out at the Ajs during the
Thursday night game, which is a lovely pizza restaurant in
Vancouver with two of my favorite hockey podcasters are
in Vancouver and we're watching the game having a good time.
And I had no idea what their stance was on Kyra Ruins but he
gets that first touchdown and I just hear one of them yell.
Who is this for? And I was like.
Yes, this is my guy. This is my new best friend right
here. I think, I think I have one Keon
Coleman. I definitely have some rash.
Well, I think there's a clear through line.
Why we? Don't.
We don't need to get into it. We don't need to get in there.
I was just going to say I think mine might be Kincaid.
Kincaid. Kincaid.
Kincaid, yeah. Kincaid, I've had to like fight
that. I feel like.
I feel like, yeah, the Kincaid one's pretty common People,
People are anti Kincaid. But he burned everybody last
year, right? So that's part of it with him.
Two years in a row, yeah. Yeah, Calvin Ridley.
Calvin Ridley because of kitchen.
Calvin Ridley I I. Personally far preferred last
year's Dalton Kincaid experience to this year's Dalton Kincaid.
Experience the Ridley. The Ridley one's good because
it's been like such a multi year slow rug pull from like getting
psyched about him on the Jags post suspension and just like
you every time you get you try to talk yourself into it being a
thing and it like never smashes since he was in Atlanta.
Yeah, yeah, he's a good one. DK Metcalf.
I feel like I've just had a really, really hard time.
Oh, see, I've always. Liked it.
Oh Lazar does a great call. I mean he's not relevant anymore
but fuck I used to hate seeing Allen Lazar as well.
Yeah, I. Used to like DK Metcalf, it's,
it's the Steelers, DK Metcalf specifically that I, yeah, I'm
kind of a rational against now. I, I actually, you guys enjoy
the Connor Hayward touchdown today.
Yeah, that was very enjoyable. Just an incredible bet.
Wow. You're you're you might be a
little live there, Pete. Whoever wanted this $5 back,
Colin Ridley has officially been downgraded to out.
So you've been rescued. Crutches is smashing today, he's
in first in the Wildcat and I think he has the most PMR or the
only team with PMR 15144 with Rashad White going 6 points out.
He he had 40% McBride this week. Wow.
And what did McBride edge out? He must have beat and Warren
Baron he. Must have beat him by like one
point. Yeah.
I guess he's still fading Craft a little bit and and and
honestly he is he is fading Gentie a little bit too.
I wouldn't. Worry about craft because that
would that would imply that the Packers are going to.
Throw. That would imply.
That would imply the forward pass.
Yeah, one at 15. .3 high risk. Damn, I can't believe, I can't
believe bound is chopping. Right now I know the DUP.
It was kind of a dupy week with no no like big leverage plays.
I mean booty, but like, I don't think anyone got to him in the
sixes. I missed this yesterday but did
you guys see that the Daily Mails released photos of a
shirtless Justin Trudeau making out with Katy Perry?
Katy Perry. What?
Yeah. You know what?
Should we do this? Yeah, we should definitely do
this. I mean, it's Canadian
Thanksgiving. After all, is this like, have
they been dating or is this like a bombshell?
So they they went to a dinner in Montreal a few months ago and
but it wasn't very clear, like whether there was a second date
or where they were at. But this is now more stuff.
And so this is big, yeah. Oh no, Oh boy.
Probably doesn't. Did they did he find news that
they broke up or what? No pilot just had to run.
Oh, I well, that that gets him I guess.
Halfway home now. Well, guys, I, I, I think we can
probably stop sweating. Yeah, I mean, I don't think, I
don't think Jennings is getting us 5 catches this half.
No, but it'll be nice if you can kind of shoulder an equal amount
of blame because the the legs still count the same in binary
fashion. Jacob.
What's, what's the fourth leg? So golden hit, we have Pollard.
Cam Ward, passing yards, Yeah. Yeah, that's never history ball,
as QB school would call it. I think.
He's oh, actually, hey, there we go.
He's. Alive, dude.
Yeah, he's got a 23 yarder. There we go.
Wow, this is exactly the game script you want with plenty of
time left. Someone just tagged me in this
tweet. Kyle Shanahan yelling at Jawan
Jennings for a second time. Wide receiver coach Leonard
Hankerson pushing Jennings away from Shanahan.
So things are going great. Over there.
So I just read Leonard Hankerson in that tweet and I was like,
did the 49ers sign him? Are they are?
The 49ers down reaction. Are the 49ers down like Russell
Gage has played snaps for this team?
What's the difference between Russell Gage and Leonard
Hankerson? Dude also like Leonard Hankerson
used to be 1 of he was like the Tevin Coleman of Al Shanahan
wide receivers. So like when when do we get
Tevin Coleman running backs coach like next year?
I. Mean I'm so is he not right now?
Like is he still trying to hang on?
To Is Shanahan mad enough at Jennings to let Jennings rescue
us? Yeah, that's what.
Oh, we you know what? We could get rescued.
Could we get rescued? Well, well, well, well.
Are they going to rescue you when you're benched or is it
only for injury? It shouldn't.
It shouldn't matter it. Doesn't matter, you just you
can't if you don't play. A can't play.
We're rescued. Should we all?
Should we at them? You know.
I'm taking it. Straight to the top guys.
I'm I got I am hovering on the send to Jeremy.
That's good to bypass the middle man.
I might even promote this tweet just to make sure really gets.
Promote it. Promote.
It promote for more than the pick em was worth.
Keywords. Me.
Yeah. Keywords.
Jeremy, rescue me. Promoted Jeremy rescue was.
No, damn it. That's $5000 promoted I.
Really hope he rescues us dude. Everybody want to send it crowd
and crowdfund? This with the Super chat.
OK, I got I have AI have another tweet from Cam Inman.
Shanahan again yelling at Jennings who is standing behind
him. Jennings says something back.
Kyle shoots a look at him. Staff in her veins.
Kyle trying to call plays in a frantic 2 minute drill. 49ers
have the ball at Tampa Bay 24 with 11 seconds left in the
half. She had like Shanahan and is
letting his personal beef with Yuan Jennings interfere with him
calling plays. But like, but what is what is?
What is the cause of this beef? Does anyone know why they're
yelling at each other? No, I don't know.
No clue. I I mean, you know, it's like
Chase just. Got reception?
Yeah. Football, football guys are
going to football guy. Like, it's not.
It's actually not a big deal. But like, is this like, is it
because he wants to play and they're not letting him play?
Is this like? I would assume.
I would assume that is it like. That's why.
That's just my guess. Or maybe, maybe Jawan Jennings
is on my side of the of the aisle and he's like, I don't
want to watch DeMarcus fucking Robinson play.
Jennings as tilted as you are about the Robinson catch,
Jennings. Is just like bro get DeMarcus
Robinson off the field. It's like he plays for us, dude.
It's good. It's not good, dude.
He fucking pisses me off. Oh, another Chase Cash.
There we go. Whatever it is, I'm sure David
Lombardi will get to the bottom of it.
I thought Grant Cohn was the shitty.
No, no. Well, it depends on it depends
on your view of things. Grant Cohn and David Lombardi
are like the opposite ends, but it's kind of a horseshoe theory
situation. A picture like thinking about
thinking Slappy access access post about.
Like like Lombardi's the Lombardi bit is that like he
just everything he tweets is basically just organization
propaganda fed through him. And then Grant Pone is just like
a massive troll, right? But so they're like, they're
both kind of unserious, but depending on your perspective,
like I obviously find Cohn to be one of the funniest people
literally ever. The.
Players hate Grant Cohn, though the 40.
Niners players for sure. Yeah, cuz he's, he's like, he's
just a complete troll. But like he's, he's a
generational talent. All right, we.
Interviewed him back on Ben. Ben and I, we did God.
This must have been like 2015 or 2016.
We did like a preview pod on every team and we interviewed a
beat writer for the team. So we interviewed him and he he
like fully stood out compared like when you talk to 31 other
beat writers and drink on. Dude, he's the funniest person
ever. He's literally.
He's literally basically if Davis Maddock was a beat writer
for the Chiefs. Like this is Grant Cone.
This is Grant Cone's latest. Tweet Nobody wants that like.
Literally looks into the last two tweets.
Grant Cone DeMarcus Robinson has been horrible for the 49ers.
Follow up tweet DeMarcus Robinson has been outstanding
for the 40. Niners.
That's Bayesian bro. That is Bayesian.
Well let's let's let's cook a Sunday Night Football.
Pick em all. Right.
So what's your read on this? You think you think the off of
the line injuries are gonna be a too much of a problem?
I, I just, I, I don't think we are in for a the last time Jared
Goff and Patrick Mahomes played each other on prime time
experience. OK.
That was the 545451 Mexico City game.
Can I, Pete, can can I Permission to see what Burchard
Smith has on offer for us, Sir? This is what?
We call a Kamani Vidal heat check.
I mean 12 and a First off 1 1/2 receptions in 12 1/2 receiving
yards is is frankly fucking insulting.
I'm fine playing one of the probably receiving yards without
the negative juice. Yes, yeah.
He he gets he gets 1 minimum of 1 boutique artisanal targets.
I was I was searching for it cuz just the whole Thursday night
performance from from my guy Grant Cohn was the best anyone's
ever been. This was another classic Davis
Maddock two step. This was when when McVeigh was
lining up to go for it on 4th and one tweets Kyle would never
go for it here. He kicked the field goal and
played a tie and then two minutes later.
And This is why Kyle's so much better than McVeigh, as I've
always said. I'm back in on Grant Cone.
Yeah, I like it. Yeah.
Yeah, he's very good. I've got a, I've got a, I've got
a generational 1 here. All right, I got one too.
Hit me. Well, I just think the lines
have been getting deep, been getting beat deep so much that I
think Thornton's stuff is probably better than worthy just
'cause it's so much higher. But I like the deep ball stuff.
So do we. Know 8/8/81 is killing tears
again. Oh God.
When are when are inactives for that game?
Should be apparently 20. 7 minutes probably.
Yeah, 30 minutes. Because they they so they have
Terry and Arnold's starting quarterbacks out.
DJ Reed's starting quarterback is out.
But then both their safeties are questionable.
They both look unlikely to play to me.
Branch was LPLPDNP and Joseph was triple DNP.
Feels like anyway I the lines being without their entire
secondary would be something I would factor in if that's if
that's the case. And if we think that's going to
be the case, then we also probably want to get on Almond
raw hires, right, If we think they're going to be chasing
points because they're secondary sex like we play Chiefs deep
balls. So I think we're.
Going to balls Lions. Check downs.
Spags. One thing about Spags is he
fucking hates to get beat by your best player.
Spags would rather give up. Does that apply to slot
receivers? I thought that was more of like
an outside receiver thing. I mean, he does.
He's done it to like Mark Andrews.
Like it's kind of, it's kind of his bit.
It's. Kind of Belichickian.
Are you trying to? Get us on a jam.
Are you trying to get us on a Jamison over?
Cuz like, I don't. Want no no, no I just I I don't
I basically I'm not just trying to pile in hires in this game
we. Could do, we could do LaPorte to
higher. It would maybe be interesting
but or Or are you just trying to do lowers?
One one thing on Thornton is. I love the Taekwon.
He really is not playing very much.
Yeah, but like he's. Playing.
You're playing for the deep ball, yeah.
He's like he's going to be out there to get deep shots that
are. Skiing my my.
Chase another catch. By the way, we only need one
more now. My generational here is David
Montgomery, lower than 41 1/2 rushing yards.
That's I like that. That's a lot.
Of rushing yards for a second run.
Davis right about yeah, Thornton.
He had 50% round participation last week.
He it was 38 Big, big mayor. Play Let's go beating the
slappies, the slap. They just they they hate it,
dude. They hate it.
They're not going to, they're not going to ever want to watch
the Gill cast again if I keep winning like this.
Let's go. Big play.
What's Worthy's stuff? Maybe we should do Worthy
instead of Taekwon's stuff. I mean, if Worthy's, if Worthy's
ankle is good, he's going giga here.
If so, if the lion, if. It's not they might get rescued.
If the Lion's Hole secondary stinks and the Chiefs already
have a really high pass rate and the Lion's Rundy I think is kind
of decent, do we go with would you go with a lower on like
Pacheco or Hunt? I mean a lower on a lower on
Pacheco could be could be quite good.
So more on Pacheco's higher number, I don't know.
Just for the record, Hunt is 30 1/2, Pacheco's 29.
And a half hunt I think is safer for work than Pacheco.
Pacheco that goes back. Yeah.
Well, he he's more likely to be random, not randomly, but he's
more likely to be phased out for Burchard when when they decide
to click the Burchard Smith. We might have AT Higgins
touchdown there. I think he's down.
They're calling down. They're calling down.
Chase Brown Time. I like lower fantasy points on
Pacheco. Like I don't have like I've got
a, a depth chart here. I don't, I'm gonna have to like,
figure out who the fuck their their starting cornerback is
because they have Trey Flowers. OK, Rocky's sin would be the
other guy I guess. Oh, Lockya sinned.
Wow. And.
Former Indianapolis Colt. Daniel no Thomas Harper maybe is
the safety and then Daniel Thomas potentially or is he
hurt? Thomas is hurt.
Thomas is on IR so that's I need to find a free safety for them.
I literally don't even know who would be might be this dude Dan
Jackson. Oh.
My God. Juan Johnson just had a false
start. God this guy Juan Jennings game.
Juan Jennings. I I said let's wait and see if
these safeties are are out for this game because if both
safeties are out, it's pretty awesome.
I I just want cards on the table.
I I don't want to do the if, if I did Taekwon, I would do a
slide highest reception to like 34 1/2 or something.
He has the highest average depth of target in the NFL.
I'm good with that's that's the angle I like.
Yeah. Just a classic stuff from the
Bengals here. They almost score a touchdown
but T Higgins gets them inside the one inch line.
He's apparently hurt on the play and they false started on the
very next play. Unbelievable.
Yeah, I think the independent neurologist wants to have a.
Left Kendrick Bourne is going to have back-to-back like 140 yard
games. It's crazy.
He's just killing it. Christian McCaffrey is looking
like he's going to have another 23 points while averaging 3.1
yards per carry. Kendrick Bourne has like 3 for
1:15. That's only his. 2nd.
It's only his third career 100 yard game and they've each been
back-to-back. Bengals ramming Chase Brown
directly into a wall here T. Higgins.
D Higgins being evaluated for a concussion too.
Jeez. Yeah, well, I've got Brian Dabel
to have a chat with the independent neurologist.
The. MC is the most cooked a player
averaging 20 fantasy points has ever been.
Honestly, like if Kendrick Bourne has another 20 yards,
he's probably going to hold out next week.
We gotta, we gotta be careful. Joe Joe Flacco just taking a
devastating sack. You know what, Sion Vaki could
literally start at safety tonight.
I actually have that comment. That comment.
I think it's real. I think it's real.
It might be real. It might be real.
They're like out of guys. We bring back the what position
is he going to play Cliff? All right, Sione Vaki in his
career. That's so good.
I'm pretty sure he's going to play running back.
Right, well, I'm I'm trying to figure.
Out. He's already been ruled out.
He's been ruled out, yeah. Did you guys see this troll by
Schefter on this tweet by the way you asked?
On our players over .5 tackle Sione Vaki.
Dude, Schefter engagement baits leading with Michael Carter in
this, but it's not the. I know it's.
Jets. Cardinals, right?
It's Jets, Michael. Carter yeah, that's some
bullshit. Jacoby Myers is actually going
to get there today. He's just got his fourth catch.
Dude he's got like 4 for 40, he's not getting there.
Well, that's that's about as there as you.
Can I was going to say I guess for Myers getting to 8 points.
Jacoby and and Tony Pollard playing against each other in
this game is just perfect. Like it's it's just the two guys
with the most theoretical 15 point per game projection of all
time. Crystal Lava needed to be in
this game too, somehow. That's trivia the three.
Team Well Olave Olave plays Pollard in Week 17.
So by the way, there you go, Michael, the Michael Carter
thing did, did someone just lie to Schefter?
Is that the whole bit Someone just.
Lied to him, Knight did. Knight did have a bigger role.
Like I not to like give myself out on the back.
Really really bad Geno pick like oh God.
What's? Incredible.
I can't wait to see this. Oh, it's.
Coming up on my screen next I'm looking.
For Gino, like what? I'll tell you what Davis, he's
so locked into Michael Mayer, he's throwing pics.
Dude, he he might think Michael Mayer is Brock Bowers.
Let's see here I'm watching. What on earth, brother?
I'm like, all right, I guess. I like how there were the quotes
today. There was like Raiders not
panicking on Gino dot dot dot yet.
Well, we got our dot dot dot in this game.
Well, I I read, I read they were mildly concerned.
And now they are very concerned. But yeah, no, the the night
stuff was like, I know it wasn't correct as Carter started, but
it was directionally accurate and it was like kind of what I,
yeah, thought would happen, which is like there was no D
Mercado. Now, he got injured eventually
on special teams, but he wasn't really playing anyway.
Tanner Hudson touchdown, by the way, I'm sure everybody's
thrilled about that. And yeah, so it was like Carter
started, but Knight was. They played like literally 5050.
I think in snaps it was like 5149 or something.
Just not neither. Well, I guess Knight got the
touchdown. I don't know how I think he got
in. One knee equals 2 feet.
Yeah, that's got to be good. Does his knee hit the edge?
No, that's, oh, I don't know. That might be.
That's a touchdown. Might be out.
I hope it's a touchdown cuz I would like the Packers didn't
have a reason to throw another pass.
I mean dude, McCaffrey literally can't even get a yard.
They might need to just see what Isaac.
Can McCaffrey get a yard? No.
But can he get 24 fantasy points?
Yes. Yes, easily.
Oh, I promise you, the 49ers would be instantly better if
they just decided to use Christian McCaffrey as their
full time slot receiver and played yeah, Isaac Arendo as the
running back. What's What's the Mahomes of
rushing yards? Peter, 26 1/2.
Yeah. What about I like 4 1/2 rush
attempts? What about longest?
This rushing stuff has been so polarized.
What's all is it or way under? It's all score line effects.
He doesn't run at all when he doesn't have to.
So. Someone put in in our chat that
Emeka Buko was out, but I don't see anything about this.
Is this true? I think, I think, I think people
are just tilting because he's having a bad game.
Oh, OK, well, that's because he can't get open.
Well, today he can't catch he. Can't catch today?
Yeah. So his cash score is going to be
going down. Not a good day for the cat
score. ESPNESPN open score should
honestly like that page should you should have to solve an IQ
test to have access to it. And if your IQ is is too is too
low, you're you're like, you can't be trusted with this
information, like it's too dangerous for you to be able.
To know about. This Oh no someone someone is
saying that a Mecca group is doubtful to return, but I don't
know why I can't find this on Twitter.
Yeah, I haven't seen anything. Wouldn't wouldn't someone be
tweeting about this if this was true?
Underdog NFL Nothing. No, yeah, I haven't seen it.
I I mean I see some. Guy on James.
Says Buca, out with a hamstring injury.
You can't make this. Out.
Oh my God, he does just do a horrible foul for no reason.
Dude, he is tucked. So hard.
He's tilting so hard. Yeah.
Nothing on Emeka Ibuka that I can find.
OK. Fake news.
All right, time to start banning some people from the chat then.
Jennings has two penalties and no receptions.
Imagine if I had higher. Four 1/2.
Penalties. Honestly.
Taking the penalty yards, he just trucked that guy.
I don't really know why but I guess he's just seen the red
mist. It's obviously not making us any
money. It is very funny that each week
of the last month we've had a total no hopper.
Like just it's the game starts and it's just no hope.
Yeah, it's just immediately toast.
Oh my. God is what IO Manor receiving
yards last week it was hours receiving yards the week before.
That's what's nice about the unders, right?
At least you get the hope until you tell.
You I saw Chris Raybon tweeted this once and I I literally have
never forgot it. Cam Cam Ward shocking into
triple coverage. Can you say it's into triple
coverage? Would you find an empty patch of
grass? You can't say that he was
throwing into triple coverage. Well, he was.
He just overthrew all three of the defenders.
No, he's still into a nice unguarded area of the deal.
That was like borderline intentional grounding.
Honestly. Yeah.
Do you know who just got shown on red zone who would have been
a good answer for like a rationally tilted at Tim Patrick
has had? A.
Long time, yeah. Tim Patrick literally gets shot
in the head and still like took Ralph White from Marvin Mims.
I'm not. Who's talking about shot in the
head? Tim Patrick. 1.
Broncos receiver 11 Broncos receiver got shot.
But if it was in the. Head in the head.
Yeah. Well, I did.
I did see Josh Reynolds, Josh Reynolds.
Josh Reynolds was shot and then came back to take.
I remember this now. OK.
I did find that actually that in Portland in 2011, there was a
guy named Tim Patrick who was shot.
And I guess that's why, you know, we're deploying troops.
But Tim Patrick. Because of that, yeah.
It took a while to get Yeah to take it seriously, but yeah,
yeah. Was it the Unicorn that shot
him? It was the frog.
He, no, he was shot in the head. Reynolds.
He was. Reynolds was shot in the head.
But like, but like. It must have missed his head,
was it, didn't it? I mean, I'm, I'm not a fucking
doctor. Like, I don't know.
I don't know the part of his head that he got shot.
Can you pull up the X-ray Davis? Can we look at this?
It says it says he received treatment for minor injuries.
I'll. I'm, I'm literally reading it
right now. I.
Just don't understand he can have minor injuries if you're
shot in the head. Reynolds suffered arm and head
injuries in the incident. Well then I feel like he was
shot in the arm and he probably. Like shot in the arm.
All right man, the point is that a guy got shot and still took
routes away from. Marvin, the story sounds so much
better if you say shots in the head.
This, this is, you know, the similarities between Davis
Maddock and a certain presidential candidate.
Yeah, he's literally doing it on the fly.
He's mad at us for wanting to know what actually happened.
No, the fake news media keeps pressing me.
No, I'm getting fakers because he did get.
Shot close to. Yeah, but nod in the head.
We're like, we're like Caitlin Collins right now.
Like try to get to the bottom of this and you just keep
repeating. Davis, are you?
Are you streaming from your roof right now?
Where? Where are you?
Several bullet holes in Reynolds car and he was hit in the back
of the head. OK.
Bronc NBC News Broncos receiver was allegedly shot twice, once
in his arm and once in the back of the head, KUSA reported.
He got shot in the head and ran more routes than Marvin Mims in
week one. That's just really, you guys are
kind of missing the subtext of the story, which is that a guy
with a gunshot, with an active gunshot ran more routes than
Marvin Mims. Well, you're you could be
president after all. We were, I guess you will be
president. OK, I just want to make fun of
the Bengals for all Trey Hendrickson has just been ruled
out of the game with an injury. So good job Bengals.
I'm really glad you didn't trade them to anyone and now you just
get to eat your dead ass. That you dog shit organization.
They are, they are dog shit. They're the worst.
By the way, it's completely unrelated that I root for a team
with his former D coordinator that desperately needs pass
fresh help. Romeo Dubs is kind of killing it
right now. Yeah, yeah, he wasn't shot in
that. Talk about talk about guys we
irrationally hate. You know what?
You're so right. There's literally no reason to
hate him. And yet he when I think of like
least favorite players, I'm like, yeah, Romeo Dubs.
I thought that was Craft, but it was Luke Musgrave, God damn it.
Juan Jennings has 22 teammates who've been shot that have more
yards than him today when accounting for penalties.
If you want to feel how old this stream is thinking about hating
Romeo Dobbs, let me roll an old clip for.
You, Romeo W. It looks so much cooler in Cliff
history. A good a good little Easter egg
is that in back-to-back picks and that screenshot with Gretch,
Cedric Wilson went one pick ahead of Romeo Dubs.
That's about right. On what team was he playing on
at that? Point in time.
Dolphins Saints are the Dolphins would.
Have been the Dolphins, I bet. I really loved that like 130P
video of him against Wyoming. People are asking if the the
clip curse is done with Roma Dunze being a stud, no?
Because that's we did we roll that clip once this year?
No, we didn't. No, we didn't roll we.
All we honestly, frankly, we kind of chickened out only
making the one big Trey Tucker play.
Oh, well, we've we've chickened out in back-to-back years.
We chickened out. We had a Bucky clip.
Is this Trey Tucker? Big Trey Tucker.
We didn't post the Bucky Irving clip last year.
We didn't post a Tootin clip this year.
Well. I'll take another.
I was one of the. Worst tackle attempts I've me
too seen on Mr. Tucker. I would like a Tucker craft
touchdown. Yeah, apparently Dantavian Winks
has hurt his ankle. Dantavian for the game.
Probably. Wow, that's a good one, Pete.
There you go, Status alert official from underdog IGBUCA
hamstring questionable to return.
Oh, and then Tom Pelicero comes over the top with a doubtful.
Oh boy. There's another power law player
down. Hope you drafted a lot of Rico
Dowdle boys. The last the last one remaining,
it's just Rico and JSN Shirley. Shirley Rico's bot.
I hope you got the hawk tuba but not with tuba.
Well hey Shirley, Rico's body is going to hold up for 30 touches
a game playing for this Panthers team.
Oh man, so Buca had how many points before exiting?
Like, probably not a lot, eh? Like 3.
He had 4.4. Yeah, Igbuka were the the big
old landmines today. So our destroyer team that was
looking pretty good for an all play W is going to get 4.4
combined from Igbuka and Jawan Jennings.
Yikes. We could really use it.
That's a no no. He does have he does have his
helmet on. That's true, but it but he's
doubtful. Wow, Tracy Wolfson down on the
sideline just said doubtful. Yeah.
Man, I can't really. Nothing a few more Rashad like
carries can't fix. Dude, you know what?
Finally it'll be Kate Auten time every crane.
You said it on the show. I know.
You said, you said once Igbuka goes out, then we can play Kate
Auten. Jacobs again, that's not bad for
me. That's that's gonna be big on
underdog Pete, cuz he might. Yeah, what's he up to?
I was gonna say he might, he's at 24 ish so he might be beating
some A chain teams now. Yeah, you're probably right.
All right, can we, can we finish the underdog entry?
Yeah, I thought Karine wanted something with like, inactives.
Yeah, he was waiting to get confirmation that that Sion Vaki
was not. No, not Sion Vaki.
Like I held a sudden see if Sion Vaki was playing.
We've. Just been waiting around for
Sion Vaki's injury report. Look at We've all been there.
All right, let's see. Oh, Gino Gino, dude, he's so
done. Bring AOC back.
This is dude, it's over. It's done.
It's it's so over for. Gino, I'm about to see whatever
whatever just hacked curd. Gino just hurt himself.
Oh, he just. He just.
Oh. Gino.
Oh no. He literally, he literally was
like what if I slid and tore my ACL at the same time?
On a free play, by the way, it was a free play.
So this is 1 where Gino's going to be like I'm OK, I'm OK.
The coach success could be like, I don't think so, buddy I.
Don't think you. Are is is AOC still their backup
quarterback? No, it's Kenny Pickett.
Oh. My God, it's oh because AOC got
hurt in the preseason. Gino's staying in for the time
being. He can't walk, but he's staying
in most OR. Carries.
Pickett's the backup, yeah. Why is Monster then?
Derogatory. Well, actually a nice So what
are we? Are we good with the Rashard
Smith, David Montgomery, Taekwon Thornton?
Yeah, I I want to toss a worthy something in there.
I would, I would I would prefer worthy to Thornton.
But I guess. I'll do the Taekwon Thornton on
my own time since you guys are. I'm, I'm with you on the
Thornton one, all right. Why don't we just do both?
Let's do both. Yeah, why don't we do both?
Do one with Thornton and one with Worthy.
All right. Let's you.
Want to slide Taekwon Thornton? Yeah, I think longest reception
is totally. I think longest reception is the
way to do it. Slide him to like 35.
Yes. All right, that's a 13 X there.
I think we just do worthy to like 69 1/2 yards.
All right, there's V1 with Thornton in the chat.
And then worthy to what? Davis.
Just the one slide up to 69 1/2. For a 6.4 X all.
Right. There's V2.
Are they going to give us any boosts at the the Witching hour
here or not? They might do a Sunday Night
Football boost if you want to sit on it.
I might. Brashard Smith higher than 12
1/2, David Montgomery, lower than 41 1/2 and then Taekwon
Thornton, longest reception slid up and Xavier Worthy rotating
that one in higher than 69 1/2 receiving yards.
Sweet dude Baker is the best. Wow.
He's fun, man, he's so fun. Man what up dude, that is such a
sick play. He just, he just rules.
That's how they build him at the University of Oklahoma.
They take young men and they make him to be the best version
of themselves. I just, I, I just had one of my
buddies who is like a huge Ibuca Bowl, so sharp, sharp take.
And he just tweets me or he just texts me.
Everything has been taken for me.
I have nothing. I am destitute.
Chase Chase 18 yard reception. Hey, nice.
Baker even did the like pro running back move where he
switched the ball to his outside hand like mid run there.
Tim Twentyman, lots of Lions brass coaches and trainers
watching safeties Kirby Joseph and Brian Branch go to pregame
workout. Both are listed as questionable.
We'll have an actives for you in a little over half an hour.
So you said they're both working, they're both warming
up. Yeah.
It is time for me to go and prepare charcuterie board and
begin to drink some apple cider and get into a nice fall
sweater. So I'm going to enjoy
Thanksgiving. You boys enjoy the rest of these
games. That Cameron Johnson guy just.
Oh my God, another. 1. Wow, that was a sick catch.
Does anyone know who he is? Oh, that was Tez.
That was Tez. That was actually Tez dude.
And he did. Big board bags.
Wow, that's a dagger. Don't some some people played
Tez in in fat. Literal dagger.
I cannot believe that that just happened.
All right, all right, Jacob. Happy.
Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.
All right, man, those back-to-back plays by Baker.
So sick. What a catch.
What a catch from what a catch. Man, that is an insane catch.
Actually, it's unbelieving fingertips.
Bo Nix Bo Nix's adopted brother. Are you serious or is this like
getting shot? Well, that's true.
Kind of a stat. No, that's true.
And 1st off, I told the truth about both things.
Josh Reynolds did get shot. That was true.
Being that part. I can't believe people who
played Tez Johnson are going to get there on his lone target of
the game. Baker's just too good.
All right, So what do we mean?
We need a We need a Packers field goal and a Gunner helm
reception. What about Spears?
That's just going to happen. I'm just I, I'm just mentally
like, that's already a win. I can't remember the last time
we saw the Titans possessing the ball I.
Don't remember it either. They have the ball right now.
They have the ball right now and IO Manor had a reception two in
a row. Too little, too late.
That's the that's the meta as you play our pick em guys the
next week, just like you draft the players be like next week.
Does Gunner, does Big Gunner Helm want to speak on that Chica
Coqua reception? I think Big Gunner Helm is
pretty comfortable with the financial position that we've
accumulated. I'm not very comfortable with it
right now. I think I think I think big
Gunner helm is I think, you know, we'll be on the right side
of history. Cam you we really needed Cam to
just hit Spears right there. He's trying.
He's trying to do too much. Can only eat an elephant one
bite at a time. I wonder how many?
Here's a good. Here's a good.
What did what did Jacob say, stat?
Heed back-to-back. Stat Heed Yeah.
Back-to-back 200 scrimmage yard games in the NFL the last couple
years. For Rico.
Yeah, I just wonder how many times.
Let's go since 2000. Here I'll share my screen.
Tyler Locket catch OK Game Finder find totals.
What would be the right way to search this?
I might not be smart enough to figure this out for.
Scrimmage yards. No, to do the streak, we'll go
last five years, regular season, any streak, span of games, we'll
go remove scrimmage yards, yards from scrimmage 200.
Man, we might not get. We need a we need a Packers
drive to stall out. Dalvin Cook is the only guy in
the last five years to have back-to-back 200 yard scrimmage
games. So Dalvin Cook.
Enrico Dowdle. Dalvin Cook and let's go back to
2000. I'm sure we'll get some
Ladanians in there, maybe Adrian Peterson.
Yeah, 2000 probably had way more the bell cow era.
You never know. I mean, 200 yards is a lot of
yards. Josh Gordon, maybe?
That's true. You probably if you the amount
of back-to-back 30 touch games was.
Probably Le'veon, Bell, Daven Cook, Jay Ajai, Wow Gordon, Doug
Martin, Ronnie Brown, the Wildcat games for Ronnie Brown
and the Dolphins, Deuce McAllister, Ricky Williams,
Marshall Faulk, Mike Anderson, Eddie George and now Rico
Dowdell. Wow.
Jejai is crazy. Dude, I loved him coming out,
but then he had that knee injury.
He had the knee injury. It was like bone on bone.
Taji Spears got it do. We get it 10 yard. 10 yard
Spears reception. So now we need Helm, helm and a
a Packers field goal and theoretically 5 Jawan Jennings
reception just like 5 quick. He just like has a really good
makeup. Next week we're just going to
really lock in. No, no, no hopers next week.
He got a catch. He got a catch.
He's alive. How much?
No Jawan. Jenny's I was kind of hoping it
was Helm. Oh dude, do not let this guy get
hot. He has been.
He is so happy to catch that ball.
OK, still needing some gunner helm.
Theoretically this is good from Joshua Jji played against
farmers. Dude what a what a sick run of
running backs for Boise State. Man in a in a decade span they
had Mick weapon JJI and Ashton Jean T Oh this would be targeted
targeted gunner helm. Yeah.
But this is we need 10 yards that we yeah, we need it to be
this. Yeah, he like, literally asked
to score on this play. Yeah, Tungus, not Jennings.
Boise State also had Doug Martin.
Oh man, I. Forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
That's wild. That is a that is.
You, dude. That's, I mean, that's better
than. Like Windows?
8 even. Yeah.
That's crazy. I, I totally memory wiped that
he was Boise State. I guess he was before Mcweapon.
Damn. All right.
So Helm is not gonna get there unless the Raiders get the ball
back. That one's on me.
That one's on me, boys. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll wear that
one. Rescue us.
Rescue us, dude, Gunner Helm's dad told someone in my discord
He was a big part of the Titan's plans.
I mean, Van Jefferson is just like playing for the Titans and
we're we're blaming, we're blaming this on on Cam Ward,
bro, Jigga Kanqua target can't beat, can't beat big jig.
Jordan loved the Dobbs. The Packers want to lose this
game so bad. Like there's no reason for the
score to be this close at all. Wow.
They're still. They're still chopping the main.
Bound is still chopping the main.
Chopping the mane BR is crazy dude.
I'd be embarrassed to chop the mane, honestly.
Dude. Oh, this dude's charging.
What's it with Jacobs? OK, 148, three points needed for
Jacobs is even in the snap right now, no?
IO manner. IO manner drew a flag.
Oh my God, love just had golden on a crosser.
Dude. This is starting to look like a
sweat for the Ward Anytime touchdown.
Pat knows. We're taking the ward anytime.
Touchdown 2 point. Nine Ward 8 touchdown, baby.
Let's go put it at the one. You guys didn't believe?
Man, Romeo Dubs is just bailing Jordan Love out.
That was not a good pass. All right, they're going to give
Spears a TUD. Nope.
Faked it. Who?
The Who is 88. I have no idea who this person
is. David Martin Robinson.
I've never heard of this person in my life.
Never heard of that. Never heard of that guy.
Never. Never heard of that guy.
Don't have him. Never heard of him.
Don't have someone someone. Someone in the discord actually
bumped into his dad. Last night.
And. Expected.
Big thanks for him today at a package at the goal line.
All right, I, I've, I've got a, I've got a, I've got a take
Jordan Love sucks, actually. No, he kind of.
He's not. He's not that good.
He kind. Of just he kind of just sucks.
What what about him scrambling to pick up the first down there
inspired that comment? Just the way he does it, I don't
like it. He's not an aesthetically
pleasing. Oh, Baker scrambles and Mr.
President loves it, and then Jordan Love does it.
And that for me. Human Resources.
Well, one of them, one of them went to Utah State.
It's all you got. It's all you got to say.
Oh man, the Jacobs guy. Big, big Jacob.
Yeah, Probably got what, a 13? Year old?
Yeah, like 1313. I just like, I don't know, I
just feel, I feel, I feel sort of bamboozled about Jordan Love.
Like, I feel like big. Like the Jordan Love Industrial
Complex has gotten too big for its britches.
Well, you know that this is like.
The most likely scenario, everyone agreed the most likely
scenario is Josh Jacobs smashes in this game like and that's
exactly what was a. 100%, yeah. Yeah, I mean, is Jacobs the
highest scoring player of the slate?
Not he hasn't passed Rico yet. Rico's at 30 plus points, he'd
think he's at like. 20 Yeah man. Craft touchdown.
They mark him short. Nope.
Craft Touchdown. I think they gave it to him,
yeah. Yeah, they did.
I actually probably, I, I'm guessing just from looking at
scores, I actually probably needed a Jacob's Touchdown in BR
stuff and I would have taken it for I've got a, I've got a team
in the big spy. It would have been a good pay
jump for me I think. This guy is sweating to to leap
these dupers here. It's up to 150.
So yeah, Jacobs Rico now the nutted thing.
And wow, Drake May got pushed out for who had the Dak Prescott
to stack. So he's what he's sweating here
is he's sweating like a long Bengals drive, like he can't
have a three and out here. Yeah, because they'll go just
Emmanuel Wilson at this point. No, no, like they'll Jacobs will
get one more drive minimum. I'm saying the guy this guy has,
this guy has Jacobs. Yeah.
If you have Jacobs, you want you want a quick three and out for
the Bengals. Oh no, he he jumped.
Wow. OK, yeah, so now he's actually
just sweating. Now he now, now he wants the.
Now he just wants game over. Yeah.
Yeah, I think I, I think I wanted the Jacobs touchdown.
Did I draft a lot of Jacobs? Pete, who is your highest
exposure guy today? Let's see, my highest exposure.
Quarterback was May, Tight end was McBride let.
Me see what my. Who is yours?
GMTCMC. Dowdle, Warren.
Adams, that's why, yeah, Adams White Tet JSN.
The Rams a lot of a lot of ways to a lot of ways to lose 50% in
the BRS. You know, a lot of a lot of
different. Oh yeah, you could take.
I find a new way every week. But dude, just wait for this guy
to win to tweet you about how great your DFA class made it so
easy for him to win. Something's got to subsidized
the losses. I was I'm I was running it's you
know, it's so funny, like I played, I got so I got really
good results the first three weeks.
So I was like, I probably won't lose it all this year, right.
It's like I'll I'll probably just like kind of like min
catch, like every slate, like I won't get totally wiped out in
BRS. Oh is the is the top line up all
one? 100%, guys.
It has to be, yeah. 96.53% on Rico.
Yeah, no, no leverage pieces this week, 'cause even BTJ, who
was hanging out for a while, let me see what he came in.
He ended up being a big. 3. And he ended up being a big, he
was a big swap too swap for TJ. Him and lad were were.
Swaps. Yeah, this is the first week
that a non, the first five weeks there was a 50% or less owned
player in the winning line. It's the first shot week.
Yeah, BTJ and LAD, they both got there in the end, so I guess it
didn't really matter who you swap to.
Dang dude. And we're not going to get our
field goal either. That craft touchdown kept us
from getting our field goal. Yeah.
UDA no more. UDA is live in the DK Millie.
The big one. Oh, he's less live now.
Actually, I don't know, something just happened to make
him less live, but he he was pretty live.
He's he's got like his team in 20th right now a little.
Bit they like dipped her scamming in.
The. Comments not loving this.
How is there still a full quarter left in this game?
More time for more time for Juwan Jennings to get these
receptions, bro. Yeah, I don't know if we're
going to go the distance here today or at least me finish I'm.
I'm I'm good to bail whenever I could.
Go eat before the Gill cast. I think we should stick it out.
These are pretty good games. Yeah.
The BR leader has all six players sub final 18 ADP Dak
Jacobs, JSN Oh yeah, I bet he did probably draft this early in
the week. I bet he drafted this before
projections came out. I.
Mean, that's an interesting one. Let me see, he got DAC at 33.
Which happens? Yes.
Jacobs falls to 9, Pickens at 16.
Yeah, So Jacobs 4 or sorry, JSN 4.
Jacobs slides to 9, Pickens slides to 16 and Warren at 28.
Wow. CLV Monster.
Well, the Jacob, that wasn't CLV.
He just got in. He must have just gotten in a
weird room to get. That no, I mean the Tyler
Warren, yeah, but I just mean like it's still CLV on the where
they ended up. Redsky was.
I did not see like, like on Saturday and Sunday, like Warren
was like charging like he would not slip past like 16 or 17 in
most rooms. No, no, because he was well,
although the ETR stuff didn't have him as high as I thought.
Yeah. I don't know, I I'm done taking.
I know Trey McBride score a touchdown, but I'm I'm, I think
I'm permanently McBride or permanently worn over McBride.
Dude, I, I really think like Brissette with McBride and I'm
I'm into it, Tyler, not into it. Even even Tyler could have made
that throw today, though. Yeah, I see our guy Pat Moore
here. He's been charging up, I assume
a Jacobs. Yeah, Brian Thomas instead of
JSN off the first place. That's the way she goes.
I wonder what's right? What do we got next weekend?
NFL Schedule. Yeah, I was actually.
This was our old Thursday Night Football.
I. Didn't have the ball.
We could get that gunner home. OK.
But we're not going to get the field goal.
All right, Colt. OK, so we get to watch a Colts
game with Jacob. Giants, Broncos, Packers,
Cardinals, Commanders, Cowboys. Commanders Cowboys could be fun
if CD's back. Packers Cardinals is going to be
just awful. Just the worst.
Giants, Broncos could have a little juice.
Oh my God, we have another fucking double Monday night next
week. I like the double Monday.
Is good Texan Seahawks, though, ain't staying up.
Like island games suck but give me a double header it's I can do
something with that. OK, well, you know, you're
you're welcome to it. I'm just, I'm pre tilted that I
am. I'm pre tilted.
I'm going to have to stay awake tonight.
Like, honestly, let me just get a Jared Goff.
Like consecutive like fumble 6 or strip sack pick six.
So the Chiefs are up 30 points at halftime.
All right, Titans take a sack. That game's over.
Well, I mean, it's been over. We're just over for garbage
time. Well, now they don't even have
the ball to give us the garbage time.
They don't. No, they're going to.
Well, maybe I don't. Maybe they won't punt.
They shouldn't punt. What's the difference?
Sean Tucker in here getting some work.
OK. Both Kirby Joseph and Brian
Branch are active those safeties.
So they're they're down the. Corner rescue us.
Rescue us. Rescue us.
Cancel it. Cancel it.
But now Kevin is saying no. Brian Branch in the DB workouts
for the Lions. Interesting.
Oh, never mind here. Rashad White's back in the game,
lumbering to a -5 yards. The two-minute cancel timer went
too fast. Rescue me.
Jeremy was on 2X speed when I went to cancel.
It that. 'D be a really funny bit if you
like screen record. Like the TikTok thing and then
speed it up to 2X like it's moving too fast.
I can't. Cancel.
All right, if the if the Buccaneers get this third down,
this game is going to be over. They didn't get it, Didn't get
it. I think I just can I make a new
rule? Can we just disregard Titan's
hires? When we're Yeah, no, I'm done
with Titan. This is it.
We could be done.
We we've had IO Manor twice. I think we let's just know.
More I think once, but it just just to be clear on the Titan
stuff, it was like he's playing so bad that either he's straight
up Zach Wilson or we're going to see him like snap back to some
kind of like not literally unplayable level of of
production in the next like couple weeks as the matchups get
softer and he hasn't snapped back.
He hasn't snapped back, So I'm calling it.
Buccaneers miss their kick I Ben Ben is pointing out IO Manor hit
today. It's just more about the vibes.
It's like when you're watching the games, you just do not want
to be rooting for the Titans offense.
It really doesn't get much easier than this.
By the way, David's just third and 15, so they maybe you've
already seen what happens, but I.
No, no. I thought that was fourth down.
Well, it's incomplete time and so now it is 4th to. 5th
couldn't have been couldn't have been a check down to gunner helm
dude are. They going to go for it.
I mean, I think they literally have to like, I think punting in
the game's over. Well, I know, but it's it's
already over, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm glad that they're pretending.
Yeah, shout out to Bill Callahan for 1/4 and 15.
Pretend could get could get us another Genti touchdown.
I, I probably, I would guess Brian Callahan's the one who's
who's calling it, but. Would that bill Callahan?
Yeah. That's his dad.
Yeah, he also is on the team.
Yeah, he's he's the offensive line coach.
We're the sticks. Chig, Chig, Chig.
God. Oh my God, dude.
Oh, big gunner, helm to the podium.
Dude, big big gunner Helm is you guys are.
Going to need You're going to need Pam Bondi to talk your way
out of this one. I mean, the Raiders just let him
wolf through the field. Would you guys see this?
This is. Cam Ward, Cam Ward's over.
Hit guys. The yards we got it did.
It. Yeah.
Wow, I would just need we just need Erdin Jawan.
Four times. We just need Jawan.
We need. 4IN jawan. 4 catches in jawan.
Gunner helm. Gunner helm.
He got it. What?
I'm I'm pretty it's, I don't
it's, it's, it'll be right on the borderline if it's enough
yards. No, they called it short on, at
least on the screen it's at. OK, all right, all right.
He can always get another one. All right, jawan, it's on me.
It's all on me. No Jacobs, Jacobs, Jacob.
Kicker chasing. No, I know, but I mean in the.
Court for the main one. Fucking one reception.
Oh, Oh my, I don't even have words for this.
I I don't even have words for what Cam Ward.
Man, I haven't seen it. I haven't.
Seen it? That was a Gito Smith ass play
right there. Come on, go on.
Wait. All right.
Is about to snap it. Why is it so far behind this
week snapping it. Oh my God what the fuck was that
dude? This guy stinks he's so bad.
What's the record show that Cam ward?
No, I Cam Ward did hit that. Oh my fucking God.
Jamar Chase touchdown in. Unreal.
Holy cow, that was like the 80 Mitchell catch.
Holy. Shit, dude.
Wow, that seems impossible that he caught that.
That's why, by the way, that right there is why Flacco.
Flacco over Browning. Yeah.
Because Jake Browning doesn't even try and make that throw.
A field goal now makes this. I guess it doesn't matter
because we didn't get the helm. Doesn't matter.
Because we didn't. No, no.
Yeah, I know. We have like one.
Yeah. Oh my God, dude.
We're going to be 3 1/2 yards. Short Cam ward sucks.
Cam Ward does suck. Like he.
Sucks. Like if they have the number one
overall pick again, you just re roll a quarterback right?
Oh yeah? Well, I get you guys don't
ambiently follow college football where you're drafting
your BR teams on Saturday, so you might not know this.
Every quarterback this year is terrible.
Really. Every single one.
Like it's so bad that people are into this like transfer guy
named Dante. How about this the theoretical
one O 1 right now Pat is an Oregon quarterback.
How does that? Make it feel.
Yeah, nervous. It's no, it's, it's so bad.
The other the other guy getting one-on-one praise is a guy who
started five games for Alabama. So there was there was like a
bunch of guys who people liked. There was Gus Meyer.
Awful like. I I thought he might be bad.
He's I never really understood why people liked him so much.
He's terrible. Sellers is like a Malik.
He's Malik Willis. Oh boy Arch and I know arch has
played better but he's also terrible.
And if if this guy Mendoza goes one O 1, I mean please let me
let me short him so hard. I will short Francisco Mendoza
as the first. Just no chance.
We just got a Jennings target there.
It's 4th and four. How many catches do we need for
him? 4.
We need four more or 4 total, four more, 4 OK.
You guys, you guys, all of you, all of you guys right now in in
chat are to Lulu bro, this is of all the bad takes of all time.
Sorry. Sorry, Fernando, not Francisco.
My apologies. You guys drew.
Aller Drew Aller I think was also pretty bad, right?
He was horrible and then just tore his ACL yesterday.
He did. That sucks, Klubnik.
Awful. I'm I'm I.
Horrible dude. These these every.
You guys all you guys all need to find Jesus instead of
believing in these quarterbacks, dude.
And it'll be what's going to happen is it's going to be the
same thing as Cam Ward. It's going to be guy who came
out of nowhere to be the one O 1.
It'll probably be this guy Mendoza or it could be Dante
Moore. Awful dude.
If if your team is taking any of these guys, start watching the
2027 class. Wow, that bad?
I, I, I am not impressed by any of them in any way.
Yeah, I, I agree with, I agree, I agree with Josh's point.
Every current NFL starter would be a better option than the guys
currently in college. So I just.
So club Nick stinks nuts, Meyer stinks, Seller stinks, You said
Mendoza's having a Goodyear. Mendoza, Dante Moore and this
guy Ty Simpson from Alabama are having good years.
What about Levitt, Metier. Beck.
No off Metier Any chance Metier had of being a first round pick
die? Yet I just pulled up like
Mcshay's like pre pre season lists.
Everyone sucks. No, they're all, they're all
bad, man. It brings, it brings me.
It brings me. It brings me no joy.
Oh, well. Matir is also too small.
Matir is 6 feet tall. OK.
I'm, I'm out, I'm out on, I'm out on all of them.
Is my, is, is my Avia even draft eligible?
I, I honestly don't know if he is.
If he is, maybe he's OK. People, don't get me wrong, the
court, the, the NFL teams are gonna sell themselves on
multiple of these guys 'cause that's what they do.
I I'm just saying right now I'm, I'm short on all of them.
Yeah, the NFL sells themselves on bad quarterbacks constantly.
Like that's. And I also, I also retain the
right to change my mind because I changed my mind.
I I changed my mind about Jackson Dart and I was right to
do it. Dart looks awesome.
Like if you would have talked to me at this time last year, I'd
be like, Dart is playing in this fake offense where he doesn't
even have to do anything. He just points and clicks and
turns out he's really good, although he's playing in a very
different style for the Giants than he played at Ole Miss.
Dude those those post game interviews were just.
I know man. Like.
They really were. I I saw I saw someone tweet that
Dart and Scataboo communicate like their pitbulls.
Yeah, that was so good. It's like these motherfuckers
communicate like Pitbull and they're rubbing their heads.
There, it's so good. Did you?
Did you see the clip of Scatabo on Amanraw's podcast where he
said he didn't know who Megatron was?
And no, but you know what it was that that shit was unfair
because he showed, they showed him pictures of like Calvin
Johnson with his helmet off. Yeah.
So it wasn't like, do you, are you familiar with the receiver
Calvin Johnson? He's like, who is this?
And he was like, I don't know. But like, I don't know if you
showed me a picture of like, like what?
I don't know if I'd be able to recognize like Tory Holt with
his helmet off or Isaac Bruce. You showing Isaac Bruce with his
helmet off? I don't think I'm telling you
that's. Isaac Bruce Golden.
Golden just won the Packers of the game. 3rd and 9 bales bales
Jordan love out. Is there a?
100 here, Yeah. Yeah, Joshua, I'm not buying
this narrative on Arch. I'm not.
I'm not saying, oh, poor Arch Manning goes to the University
of Texas with the largest NIL budget in college football,
saying he doesn't have a good offensive line, he doesn't have
a good wide receiver. I'm no, I'm, I'm not.
I'm not allowing this. Cooper rushes.
Fuck Cooper Manning's kid. Fucking insurance salesman,
dude. So you want to talk about
selling a false bill of goods? This isn't even Peyton's kid
that's getting. All this, everyone, everyone
knows that, right? It's the it's the other guy's
kid. I I was the only one that knew I
I was the only you. Were the only one that knew.
I was. No, I was the only one that
didn't know. I thought he was Peyton's kid
this entire time. Oh.
Garrick bad news. His name is Gunner Helm.
Maybe Jennings though, oh, he just got targeted and.
Oh boy. All right, this one's over.
What do you say, guys? Pack it in.
Go do some guilt. Cast Davis.
Usual notes for around here. Be sure to check out Stat
Chasing on Tuesday. Draco and Sacrilegious will be
live at 8:00 PM Eastern for YouTube members, breaking down
everything that happened from a trend and efficiency and usage
standpoint. Really, really good primer for
the week. Pat Davis, anything else you
guys want to mention? Rescue me from gunner Helm bro
yes. The usual stuff.
Walk through Steph's waiver wire column at Irby's Quick Slant.
I'll be doing the Thursday night write up this week, so look for
that. If you want to read a waiver
wire column that tells you to not be afraid of Kamani Videl
and spend those bucks, you could read mine because I'm because I
was not afraid. Steph also was not afraid.
But I just want to make it clear that I read everyone's waiver
wire column in the industry to know what other people are
saying in every single big waiver column, literally other
than Steph middled it on Haskins and Bydell.
And so I want you guys to all really think deeply about that.
Yes, Davis, don't worry, we won't go through your waiver
column every. Single week, no what?
Hey, First off, First off, that's totally uncalled for.
But I just. I just no.
Because Davis, you, you're, you're turning into Liam.
And like we, we like Davis when he's right here.
And as you pull the gravitational force towards
Liam, you start to become insufferable.
So be careful, all right? That's good.
That's good to heart. Yeah.
No, I, I want you to really think about that one, The Cobra
does say. Next week I'm pussy chasing,
Morgan Freeman reads off the live fantasy score.
I think I might. I'm going to go unblock Wander.
I want to give them another chance because they did create a
lot of fodder. Yeah, today I I, I agree.
I think I'll give them a second chance here.
All right, appreciate all of you guys.
Enjoy the rest of your Sunday. Enjoy like 19 Monday Night
Football games or whatever there is.
We'll see you guys next time. Later.