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Idea. 
What? 

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Hello and welcome back to Clear 
and Present Dudes, the podcast 

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where you've never seen me very 
upset. 

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I am joined as always by my good
friends Rory O'Toole and Sonia 

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Bjorkson. 
Thank you for listening to 

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everyone who's listened to this 
is the podcast and left my 

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comments and ratings and so on. 
I just want to start with a 

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shout out. 
We, of course, this episode is 

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covering the 1996 film Mission 
Impossible, and it would be 

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remiss of us not to acknowledge 
that there is another podcast 

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out there which has covered this
film over the course of several 

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100 episodes called Lights the 
Fuse, which is as near as you 

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can get to an official podcast 
where Mission Impossible start 

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out with a couple of fans who 
who's by sheer force of will and

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commitments to the franchise 
have managed to get themselves 

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incredible access. 
And they put out hundreds of 

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hours of really good content 
about Mission Impossible. 

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And in the research for this 
episode, I listened to their 

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making of documentary episode 
for Mission Impossible in 1996. 

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Yeah, I just want to give a 
shout to that podcast. 

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Listen to it. 
If you want more better informed

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takes about Mission Impossible, 
then listen to that. 

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If you want to hear three guys 
just just shooting the shit for 

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a for a couple of hours vaguely 
around the subject of Mission 

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Impossible, then yeah, please 
stay right here. 

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As I say, we're talking about 
Mission Impossible, 1996 

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American spy film directed by 
Brian De Palma, revisiting the 

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Brian De Palma well after last 
week's Touch on the 

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Untouchables. 
And it was produced by and stars

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Tom Cruise from a screenplay by 
David Kep. 

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We'll talk about that in a short
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And it's a reboot, of course, of
the 1966 television series of 

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the same name. 
And it's an 88 sequel series. 

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And it is the first instalment 
of the the Mission Impossible 

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franchise, which of course now 
is a thundering behemoth made 

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famous known for before it's 
incredible death defying stunts 

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performed by Tom Cruise, the 
unbreakable man. 

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And no, not less known, a little
bit less, I suppose, for it's 

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it's tight plotting and it's 
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credentials. 
And it's more just kind of like 

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an excuse to have a big stunt. 
But this movie stars the 

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aforementioned Tom Cruise, Jon 
Voight, Henry Cerny, Emmanuel 

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Bart, our bet, Sean Renault, 
Bing Raines who would come back 

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to be a series regular, Kristen 
Scott Thomas and Vanessa 

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Redgrave. 
And in this film we are 

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introduced to super spy Ethan 
Hunt as he seeks to uncover who 

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framed him for the murders of 
most of his IMF and possible 

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Missions Force team. 
And he becomes disavowed, which 

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happens to him in every single 
movie henceforth. 

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But. 
The man's an HR nightmare it. 

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Really is unhirable. 
Oh God. 

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Oh, Jesus. 
OK, cool. 

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I've done enough talking. 
Roy. 

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O'Toole. 
I will be going around the room.

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So how do we? 
How did you find Mission 

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Impossible 1966? 
What's your history of the 

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movie? 
Oh God damn. 

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So I remember watching this film
on on VHS literally decades ago.

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And at the time I think maybe a 
lot of it was kind of lost on 

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me. 
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over there night thinking, Oh my
God, how good's this film? 

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How how how good is this film? 
Holy crap, dude. 

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I was enraptured by it when I 
watched it. 

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I was blown away by Can I say 
something? 

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And no one's going to get all 
mad. 

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Yeah, sure, this is safe space 
mate. 

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This, this film is incredibly 
1970s in a very, very cool way. 

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It's got a massive, massive 
amount of shared DNA with 

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absolute bangers. 
Things like really is the 

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Condor, which we've obviously 
talked about in the pod before, 

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and I know what you're thinking 
because there's one particular 

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line in a particular telephone 
box, which is absolutely a 

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massive call back to it. 
The film is beautifully paced. 

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It's got extensive amounts of 
dialogue, which I love. 

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Some of the writing is absolute 
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It really is. 
I mean, like at the risk of 

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being a total wife guy and 
mentioned my wife Amber a lot, 

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but she was a really good like 
kind of like Balala for films 

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because there was some lanes and
being like physically sit up in 

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a nest and be like holy shit, 
bars and and yeah, yeah, she was

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a nest man and and like just 
some of the lanes. 

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I think something she said to me
was on lines of what why why 

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isn't this line being quoted 
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Because it's so good. 
When it come to the quotes, I'll

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be going able over it. 
The way it's shot is fantastic. 

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Yakking's great. 
It's just well, then kind of 

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like segment watching the second
film and I was like very 

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different film belly and see in 
front and just yeah, it's a real

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proper, intelligent, well 
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thriller. 
It doesn't rely too much on any 

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one thing. 
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gadgets like some like the late 
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It doesn't rely too much on 
someone being exceptionally good

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at fighting and stuff like that.
It's just spy craft and 

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storytelling. 
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of reviews that like wrote big 
films like this anymore and they

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don't to to to to an extent a 
greater or less from standard. 

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It was amazing. 
Two hours incredibly well spent 

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for me. 
Enriching. 

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Awesome. 
I've got some stuff to say about

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your earlier points about the 
film we've seen, and it's simply

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these vibes and stuff I'll come 
back to in a second. 

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Before I do that, let's ask 
Sonia Bjorks. 

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And how did you find Mission 
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I'm just going to call it 
Mission Impossible. 

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Just Mission Impossible. 
How? 

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Do you find mission? 
Impossible. 

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No notes. 
No notes, Not a dry seat in the 

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house. 
Awesome. 

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Any any advances or just just no
notes? 

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Well, I mean I haven't first 
watching on VHS is is pretty 

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much all I can add to that. 
I have I've been been sinful and

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1st watched it digitally not 
quite not long ago as well. 

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Content wise, I don't have any 
anything to add. 

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I I obviously can't comment on 
the 70s mives possibly going on 

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in there, having not really been
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Not not not, not part of the man
an ancient man like. 

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Like so. 
Yeah. 

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Come on. 
Well, listen, I I am clearly on 

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a podcast with with someone who 
who used to be Jesus's body 

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doable at some point. 
That's you or nobody looks like 

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Jesus. 
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Yes, Mike, when you joined the 
Navy, did they already have 

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cars? 
Fuck me man, what's going on? 

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Oh my God, it's Sandya Brooks it
off the top row. 

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I mean, there's just frantic 
fire at this point. 

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I mean, you guys at least still 
have hair left, so I think I'm 

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going to quit doing that for 
now. 

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I'm going to I'm going to say 
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because this is this blends 
nicely into the chat about the 

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production of the movie I want 
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So Roy O2 did you know that when
so it was, it was Tom Cruise 

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whose idea it was to make this 
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So he he and his agent, Paula 
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Wagner Productions, CW 
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production company who made the 
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owned the property for the 
Mission Impossible. 

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And Cruise was a big fan of the 
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And he was looking to get it 
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And off the back of him doing 
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Pollack, director of of course, 
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He was really keen to get Sydney
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Pollack kind of said, no, this 
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You know, I make movies like 
Tootsie, you know, I don't, I 

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don't do this kind of thing. 
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yeah, you do. 
We just made the we just made 

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the firm and you made Fridy's 
the Condor. 

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This is totally in your 
warehouse. 

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What are you talking about? 
You could absolutely make this 

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movie. 
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respectfully declined the 
opportunity to make this movie 

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and steered him in the direction
of Brian De Palma said, have I 

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got a guy for you? 
Brian De Palma is a good as a 

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good guy. 
And obviously Tom Cruise is a 

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big film nerd. 
He already knew and he's in the 

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industry. 
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you know, he's made it. 
Big role, was respected, huge 

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actor. 
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We're talking about when the 
movie production's happening in 

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93 when they're talking. 
So he's come off the back of a 

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few good men and obviously is 
just wrapped on the firm when 

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they're having these 
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Gets him in touch with Brian De 
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Palma the same year had just 
finished Carly. 

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It was way and obviously had a a
long story career doing stuff 

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like blow out and that kind of 
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And yeah, he was up for it. 
So they worked on the the the 

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sort of the idea for a couple of
years and then sort of put it 

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together. 
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who's going to write it, and the
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screenplay was I think Stephen 
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Schindler's List, incredibly so.
He didn't actually write a 

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screenplay, though. 
He had some meetings with Brian 

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Zapalmer when he talked about 
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kicked some story ideas 
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a rough outline. 
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There was a few of the goes at 
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The guy who finally finished it,
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David Kepp. 
Let's just take a little canter 

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through David Kepp's 
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Toy Soldiers. 
Sean Astin. 

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Die hard in a boarding school. 
Death becomes her. 

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Jurassic Park, Carlito's Way. 
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OK, then. 
Mission Impossible. 

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After this, he does The Lost 
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Jurassic Park, Snake Eyes, Stir 
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with Tobey Maguire. 
All the Worlds in 2005 for 

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Steven Spielberg. 
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Unfortunately, Indiana Jones in 
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Skull. 
A bit of a whiff. 

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Jack Ryan, shallow recruit. 
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Christopher Pine. 
Everything comes back to Jack 

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Ryan, man. 
Everything comes back from he's 

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like, he's, he's the wellspring 
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man. 2017's The Mummy with Tom 
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and the Dollar Destiny and he's 
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Soderbergh, Kimmy and Presents, 
which we talked about last week,

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the Ghost movie and his last 
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So we the last two did. 
Another one was Stephen sued a 

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big black bag. 
And then he did Jurassic Park 

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Rebirth, which didn't do so well
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And his latest project that's 
upcoming. 

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I don't know if you guys have 
seen anything about it yet. 

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Have you heard of Disclosure 
Day? 

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It's Steven Spielberg's, a new 
UFO movie. 

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He's doing huge cast. 
Emily Blunt, Joshua Connor. 

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It's in post production at the 
moment, but this was written by 

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David Kepp. 
Right. 

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I've, I've heard a tiny amount 
of buzz about disclosure there 

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just from like paranormal 
podcasts and stuff that I listen

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to when I'm on my commute to 
work and stuff. 

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But I know very little about it 
apart from the risk. 

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Like sort of sort of like a kind
of theory among some people that

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Steven Spielberg has been kind 
of contracted to work towards 

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actual real disclosure of 
aliens. 

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And he was started off, he was 
hired for like the kind of soft 

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launch with Close Encounters of 
the Third kind of. 

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And now he's going on this 
disclosure day because, you 

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know. 
Via ET. 

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Via AT and I mean, it's you know
what as out of the conspiracy 

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theories, It's an interesting 
one. 

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This is not a conspiracy theory 
podcast, but it's an interesting

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one that like that the idea, the
yet the idea that a president 

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could like bring in people from 
Hollywood to like soften the 

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blow from when they say, hey, 
guys, those aliens are real, 

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especially the knife alien. 
Watch out for him. 

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That takes part. 
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same day the teaser trailer for 
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Digger has just dropped with Tom
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kind of weird. 
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of return to proper Kino for 
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talking about for a while, you 
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promised were the end of Mission
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He was going to come back and do
some real movies again. 

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And like here we are. 
That sounds really to reductive.

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The mission possible movies are 
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you know, I mean, I mean like 
challenging cinema Keno film bro

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letterboxed. 
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that yet, the the the. 
I've not know. 

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I've been working like crazy 
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crap to do. 
My life's insane. 

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This few days and few next days.
Fair 1. 

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It's like about 25 seconds long.
I don't have time. 

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For that time was fucking money 
that I've gotten on, you see. 

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Like it's just like a shot pans 
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plane and you see like a space 
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like digger and then that's 
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And. 
Then you see like him, his legs 

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come past and he's wearing like 
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But yeah, shorts, but with like 
short shorts. 

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I just like dum dum. 
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where it cuts to him like on 
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looks like with like a bollard, 
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dance with it, with the, with 
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And it's like Tom Cruise is 
digger. 

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That's all it says this is. 
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so back. 
Yes. 

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So back, Boys cruise, cruise 
boys cruises. 

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We are so back. 
Good morning, Mr Phelps. 

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This is your mission, should you
choose to accept it. 

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Should you or any member of your
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the secretary will disavow all 
knowledge of your actions. 

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Ethan Hunt will be your point 
man, as usual. 

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Good luck, Jim. 
This series always. 

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I miss the voice of the guy. 
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This is, this is like the it's 
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almost like a DVD kind of 
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Doesn't feel like a trailer 

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you'd see in the movie there. 
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Yeah, buddy, it's good. 
But it kind of does like what 

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all the movies after this would 
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In fact, I think the movie does 
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So the opening credits for each 
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you what's going to happen in 
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You see that? 
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That was that was crazy. 

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I noticed that. 
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It's a little bit like that. 
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every big explosion. 
Here's like every cool scene. 

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Just for a split second, there 
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Definitely a point in the 90s 
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that's got pretty much every big
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this just sucks, man. 
This is like this is all the 

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good bits, the film, the movie. 
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the screenplay for the movie as 
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People may or may not know that 
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movies after this after I would 
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onwards. 
So Ghost Protocol, Rogue Nation,

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Fallout and you know, the two 
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Reckoning and Final Reckoning 
from then on they kind of each 

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of them famously have like 1 
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big stunt that everyone knows 
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It's part of the marketing 
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making of featurettes about how 

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they do that stunt before even 
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and it was very openly discussed
by, by by Cruz and Christian 

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Macquarie, who became like the 
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few that what they would do is 
they would get a room and they 

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would talk like, what's the 
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we can come up with? 
Like what's the biggest thing we

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can do? 
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where, and you'll notice this, 
if you watch like Dead Reckoning

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and Final Reckoning, like 
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dialogue scenes where they talk 
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forward and like small rooms 
like so at films in tight close 

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different direction, they can 
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because they're not like on 
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Vista on a certain day with 
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the sun going down like they're 
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control the lighting off so they
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It's really interesting. 
So it was kind of interesting to

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have a look at this movie, 
obviously being the first one 

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and see the screenplay. 
And it's pretty much like what 

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they shot, almost like there's 
there's very few. 

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This is this is David Kepp's 
final shooting scripts, to be 

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fair. 
So this is what the last, this 

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is the one they would have taken
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anything earlier. 
So this is almost pretty much 

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exactly what they say. 
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is kind of why this story's plot
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well. 
Like you were saying earlier on,

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this is a pretty tightly plotted
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I I agree with that. 
I I also think that this movie 

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is a lot goofier than I remember
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I will think of this as being 
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start and then I watched it. 
Like some of this stuff is 

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fucking dumb as fuck. 
Like, what the fuck? 

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Yeah, I mean. 
It's yeah, some of it's pretty 

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silly. 
It's not like, like it's not 

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insane levels of grit and 
realism because it kind of 

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wouldn't be fun. 
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TV series itself was, it was, it
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exactly. 
Yeah. 

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It was Cold War. 
It was it disguises, you know, 

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people clotting about gadgets 
and things. 

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Yeah, absolutely. 
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And Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy.
This this is not. 

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So This movie starts with what 
would become a standard thing in

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the Mission Impossible movies. 
Not every single one of them 

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does it. 
But if more than one of them 

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does it, a scene where they have
a ginormous fake out, and that's

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a guy being questioned because 
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What he thinks is a hotel room 
with like a dead prostitute on 

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the bed, covered in blood. 
And he's covered in blood and a 

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Russian mobster's walked in. 
He's going to help him clean it 

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all up. 
But he needs some information 

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1st and he slaps it about a 
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And then when he gets 
information he needs someone, a 

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woman comes in, gives him a 
shot, and it knocks him out. 

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And then they do the cool like, 
Mission Impossible thing where 

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the Russian gangster pulls off 
his face mask. 

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You know, it's Tom Cruise. 
And then some, some other guys 

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just come in, like pull the 
walls apart and, oh, it was just

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a pretty fab room. 
And it's all set up to get the 

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information they need. 
And Jack's meaningless of us 

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sitting there with, like, a 
search engine open, ready to 

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type in the name they get so 
they can get all the information

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about the guy. 
And it's really cool. 

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Navigator. 
Awesome. 

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It does actually make an 
appearance. 

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Netscape Navigator does make an 
appearance in this film. 

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And I was just I was watching. 
It's like the Leonardo DiCaprio 

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meme, you know, like pointing at
the TV. 

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It's like my God, fucking 
Netscape Navigator. 

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I remember using that thing. 
Shut up Sonya, you get a call me

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over again. 
But I loved, I thought it was 

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really cool. 
So. 

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There is. 
I'm going to get this wrong, I 

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think. 
I think it's Mission Impossible.

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Fallout has a really similar 
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There's. 
There's there's a fucking 

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amazing episode of the lone 
gunman that starts out with this

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kind of like fake out room kind 
of thing, which which involves a

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character for a little older guy
doing some just insane. 

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Why a few shit like flyer on 
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It's insane, that's for sure. 
We should consider at some point

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doing a special on because it's 
bonkers. 

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It's just it's just silly 
thriller hastes. 

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It's so funny. 
X-Files for people who don't 

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know it's The X-Files spin off 
and the the three the three 

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characters Alun Gunman who help 
out Mulder sometimes because 

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they have like big conspiracy 
theorists vibes and the first 

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episodes kind of predicted 911 
by. 

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Literally fucking six months. 
Messed up, very messed up. 

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Episode 1 of the Lone Gun series
involves a government plot to 

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remotely hijack an airliner and 
flag it into the World Trade 

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Centre. 
So it's not even like kind of 

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how you could argue that argue 
that Tom Clancy sort of 

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predicted with the end of that 
of an hour on the pilot, flies 

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as 747 into the Capitol 
building. 

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But then like 2 episodes later, 
there's this like episode that's

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like a ridiculous eel in comedy 
when when Frohicky has like go 

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undercover as the lost son of a 
Nazi collaborator lady. 

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And then I think an episode 
later there's a whole heist when

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they've got like break a monkey 
that's super intelligent out of 

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a research facility. 
Such a fucking good Shorty. 

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That's amazing, man. 
We should we should cover that 

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you wouldn't need. 
To at this point now, we've kind

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of foreshadowed it, yeah. 
OK, so we have our intro 

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sequence and then we get their 
actual mission. 

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So Jim Phelps is in a plane and 
the air of his desk comes up to 

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him with a This is another 
classic bit of Mission 

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Impossible stuff with a little 
video that plays the mission 

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between term and His mission, 
should he choose to accept it, 

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is to stop a rogue agent called 
Alexander Glitzen from stealing 

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the CIA's knock non official 
cover, which reveals the 

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identities of all the undercover
agents in Europe. 

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And then we. 
Got a cool little mission 

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briefing scene where we meet the
team and I like a good team 

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meeting. 
What do you what do you think of

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this one? 
Remember like when we talked 

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about the the Op Centre team and
how we kind of introduced all 

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those guys and it seemed really 
forced in a natural even. 

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Now I'm just feeling the pain of
of of that OP centre team 

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introduction. 
I like them. 

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I liked how it was kind of in 
the form of like, it's not like 

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a meeting, like it's just kind 
of like it felt very natural, 

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very naturalistic. 
Someone I thought was, and 

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obviously because this is, this 
is a spoiler cast. 

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So we know that the team's going
to essentially be almost 

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entirely wiped out in in like a 
few minutes. 

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So I can say this that we are 
going to see a lot of them 

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because they're going to die. 
But it's it seems a bit ahead of

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its time and outside of the 90s 
that there's more than one woman

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on the team. 
And the one woman on the team 

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isn't just a really hot 
infiltrator who was like 

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technical bondage gear or 
whatever. 

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Because I mean, you know, there 
was there was a lot of kind of 

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shit, right? 
And of like women in through 

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that kind of woman. 
There still is a bit of a bit. 

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It was nice to say that there's 
a team when the chicks outnumber

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the dudes, you know, pretty much
because I mean like the people 

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who are doing active stuff and 
boots on the ground. 

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There's what there's three 
women, two dudes, so interesting

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to say that there's the 
unbalance imbalance there. 

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It's pretty cool. 
It's interesting to say like the

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banter between them, but gives a
good it gives a good impression 

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that they've worked well 
together in the past. 

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Some some of the dialogue as 
well as just what was the one 

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about my wife's coffee that made
me laugh? 

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Take it easy on my wife's 
coffee. 

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Or, or as I said out loud as I 
watched the film, take it easy 

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on my concerningly young wife's 
coffee. 

451
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,520
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I do think. 
That's a bit kind of thinking. 

452
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,600
John Voight's like, if I sign on
for this film, but I have a 

453
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,200
young wife, I don't need to do a
section with her. 

454
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,560
I don't need to do anything with
her. 

455
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,240
I just want to look like I'm 
still really fucking virile. 

456
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,840
You know, I've got a Jon Voight 
reputation to maintain here. 

457
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,560
It's going to be a hot young 
wife and a good fucking go. 

458
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,520
Yeah. 
Like I say, from that bit of a 

459
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,400
go up on this and stuff, I think
it's pretty cool. 

460
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,760
Like, say team that's like more 
balanced between the sexes. 

461
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,160
It's pretty cool and just, yeah,
it's like the the scene, but get

462
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,440
on well with each other and a 
SEC. 

463
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,440
I like these guys already, you 
know, the writing makes them 

464
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,200
interesting. 
There's no one particularly 

465
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,960
annoying in the team because 
it's it's it's easy. 

466
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,320
Not like I'm right up, but I 
think it's probably an easy 

467
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,560
cheesy move to make someone in 
in the team just be really 

468
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,480
fucking irritating. 
I was like, hey, it's the crazy 

469
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,280
guy. 
It's a guy does the funny, wacky

470
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,600
stuff and it's like they're all,
they're all, they're all 

471
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,120
professionals, you know? 
Yeah, they could have done it 

472
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:43,400
with Emilio Estevez, his 
character, but they kind of pull

473
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,880
themselves back at the last 
minute, didn't they? 

474
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,760
Yeah. 
He's almost. 

475
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,440
Going there. 
Lasagna don't get any on you. 

476
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,880
He has some silly sort of 1 
liners and stuff like that, but 

477
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,440
he, he's not like Waka Waka, I'm
the funny guy, you know, So it's

478
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,840
cool. 
He's trying to get with 

479
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,280
Christian Scott Thomas as well. 
Yeah. 

480
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,040
Yeah. 
He's not middle wood. 

481
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,000
Come on. 
Yeah, It's interesting. 

482
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,680
So that scene, right, is one of 
the only bits that's different 

483
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,880
in the screenplay, right. 
So there's two bits. 

484
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,760
So the the initial bit in Kiev 
with the the fake room, you 

485
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,840
remember that Emmanuel Burt, who
plays Claire, she gets 

486
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,560
tranquillized. 
She's drugs so that she can 

487
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,720
like, be like a plausibly dead 
hooker. 

488
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,560
Yeah. 
And then she's been under for a 

489
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,640
little bit too long and they 
wake her up and it's a bit like,

490
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,520
man, this is the last time we do
this because that Ethan's like, 

491
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,440
this is the last time we do 
this. 

492
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,520
Because I was, I was really 
worried. 

493
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,800
That kind of thing in the 
screenplay that's a little bit 

494
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,800
more seriously, like this is the
last time you do that on my 

495
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,680
watch kind of thing. 
And he's like properly like 

496
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,120
worked up about it. 
There's an awkward scene pretty 

497
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:47,600
much straight away between Jim 
Phelps, Jon Voight and Ethan 

498
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:52,040
Hunt. 
Straight away, where John Boy is

499
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,720
already kind of accusing Ethan 
of getting a little bit too 

500
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,120
close to his hot young French 
wife Claire, who's at the 

501
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,600
computer behind them, somehow 
seems to be the reference point 

502
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,240
in the following exchange. 
This is it, Ethan. 

503
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,960
How is Chicago Phelps? 
Wonderful. 

504
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,760
Run into a convention of oil 
dealers at the Drake Hotel. 

505
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,800
You hear the one about the 
astronaut who comes back from 

506
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,880
the first manned flight to Mars 
after two years. 

507
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,520
His wife's got a year old kid. 
So he says, all right. 

508
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,240
Who was it? 
My friend Harry. 

509
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,040
She says no. 
Was it my friend Sammy? 

510
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,720
She says it wasn't Sammy. 
I suppose it was my other friend

511
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,080
Lou. 
No. 

512
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,560
What's the matter? 
Don't you think I have friends 

513
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,080
of my own? 
That is insanely boomer. 

514
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,200
That's like wife bad father. 
I cannot click the boop. 

515
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,240
Yeah, yeah. 
So straight away they're like 

516
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,560
not getting on. 
Yeah. 

517
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,920
And that's just taken and they 
take. 

518
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,160
And I think that I'd been weird 
if I'd been in the movie because

519
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,480
then like it kind of puts you on
this weird on edge thing. 

520
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,560
There's a little bit still, 
right. 

521
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,520
Full spoiler cast. 
We obviously know Jim Phelps 

522
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,280
quite controversially turns out 
to be the bad guy in the movie. 

523
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,960
And it's like pretty obvious, 
like straight away, if you if 

524
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,840
you're paying attention to it, 
like that initial heist at the 

525
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,840
beginning, it's really obvious 
that he's like the one 

526
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,640
controlling the lift and stuff. 
The mission brief is they're 

527
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,520
going to intercept this guy 
Alexander Goetzkin, who's got 

528
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,760
the Goetzkin who's got the knock
list on a floppy disc at this 

529
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,520
embassy party thing in Prague. 
And they're going to have to go 

530
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,480
in there, infiltrate the place, 
try and swap out the the list 

531
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,880
and grab it and be gone. 
I guess we're into it. 

532
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,360
It's the big heist, right? 
So everyone's got a job. 

533
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,000
We're probably should count it 
through the team quickly so 

534
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,160
everyone knows who they are. 
Not that really matters too much

535
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,440
because we're all going to die. 
But we've got Ethan Hunt, Tom 

536
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,280
Cruise, who's played by played 
by Tom Cruise. 

537
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,520
He's he's your point man on this
operation. 

538
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,040
We've got Kristen Scott Thomas 
who plays Sarah, who is like, I 

539
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,440
guess his number 2 also on 
point. 

540
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,720
And she's the kind of the one 
who's already in there is in the

541
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,200
cover mall kind of prepping the 
guy. 

542
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,840
We've got Emmanuel Barr who's 
who's Claire, who's outside. 

543
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,320
She's she's handling transport. 
She only got that job because 

544
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,320
she's married to John Voigt, I 
think. 

545
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,560
John Voy's. 
Obviously the commander in 

546
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,480
charge, Jim Phelps, He's he's 
obviously rear actual 

547
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,280
motherfucker. 
And and then you've got Hannah, 

548
00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,040
played by Ingeboro Dappu Kanata,
who is the surveillance one 

549
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,360
who's got the cool glasses on. 
Yeah, that was. 

550
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,960
Meant that was so cool. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

551
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,600
And then, of course, we've got 
Emilio Estevez's Jack, who's 

552
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,000
inside the building. 
Yeah. 

553
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,600
Hacking into the terminals, 
moving doors and stuff. 

554
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,360
And to do this, he has to sit on
top of a lift. 

555
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,200
Which is just incredibly cool. 
Something I love about this film

556
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:24,160
is that it exists in a time, 
both its setting and the time it

557
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,880
was written and filmed, when the
idea of hacking is still kind of

558
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,440
in its infancy. 
And there's this, there's this 

559
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,120
kind of crossover between 
physically having to be 

560
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,320
somewhere to do it and doing 
things remotely. 

561
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,040
And that's just so frigging 
cool, man. 

562
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,920
Like it's digital and analogue 
at the same time is 

563
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,560
electronically hacking things 
and stuff. 

564
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,200
But it's got a deal about 
sitting on top of a lift. 

565
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,200
It's mint. 
It's awesome when you when you 

566
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,880
kind of compare it with just the
hacking scenes in the second 

567
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,760
film. 
But it's all very much done like

568
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,320
like remotely in like Wi-Fi kind
of thing. 

569
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:04,360
And after just four years, it 
takes out fair amount of the of 

570
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,760
of the tension. 
The best kind of like electronic

571
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,240
hacking and freaking kind of 
scenes or ones when there's like

572
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,200
a ticking clock and a sort of 
dumb plays over the person who's

573
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
actually doing the hacking with 
a lot of properties. 

574
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:21,520
You can't really do it in like 
kind of how can I put this 

575
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,200
right? 
I'm going to go down weird 

576
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,680
fucking rabbit hole here with 
cyberpunk properties like things

577
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,240
like Shadow Run and stuff like 
that. 

578
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,880
You can have these like plot 
lines which have these great 

579
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,640
concepts of like hacking in from
like 20 miles away because 

580
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,920
you've got things like dump 
shock and yeah, you're 

581
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,160
physically plugged into the net.
And if you're and if the ice 

582
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,240
gets yeah, yeah, yeah, you get 
dub shock and your brain gets 

583
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,040
fried. 
But when you've got a kind of 

584
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,160
more modern kind of setup, when 
you're, well, I'm just going to 

585
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,520
hack something from my laptop at
a distance, the stakes don't 

586
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,960
feel as high as merely W affairs
sitting on top of the lift up, 

587
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,280
crushed himself against the wall
the first time the lift goes 

588
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,040
down. 
I think it's incredibly cool. 

589
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,360
You know, it is really. 
Cool. 

590
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,920
And that whole concept is like 
how the main heist of the movie 

591
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,640
kind of works. 
Yeah. 

592
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,520
The whole the whole big deal is 
it doesn't matter what kind of 

593
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,200
crypto you've got, blah, blah, 
blah, blah, blah. 

594
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,000
But here's the worst part. 
You have to be plugged into the 

595
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,720
terminal because it's completely
air gapped. 

596
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800
OK, cool. 
So this this heist kind of 

597
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,840
happens. 
It's pretty cool. 

598
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,560
I think it's pretty, pretty 
slickly done. 

599
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,600
Yeah. 
In terms of in terms of like a 

600
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,640
carriage along with it, You 
don't feel like you're kind of 

601
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,680
stagnated anywhere. 
It flows kind of nicely in my 

602
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,920
opinion. 
Everyone gets their cool little 

603
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,080
bit. 
So, you know, Christmas, Scott 

604
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,360
Thomas, like Marks the guy with 
her little perfume bottle. 

605
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:41,120
You see, you see Hannah like 
adjusted or very focal lens type

606
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,760
thing. 
So she can see that, see the 

607
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,080
marking on it like tune into the
frequency of the the agent kind 

608
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,960
of she just goes. 
Into predator vision, doesn't 

609
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,000
she? 
Yeah. 

610
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,880
That's really cool and then you 
get you. 

611
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Obviously we're following the 
guy. 

612
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,560
We got the whole thing where the
lift doesn't work as planned and

613
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,400
like Ethan Hunt in his in his 
big like fix of and drawl is 

614
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,440
like talking shit about Jack. 
He's like within the air shot. 

615
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,120
So it all seems to be going 
really, really well. 

616
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,120
The guy gets an oculist because 
he's got a habit so we can take 

617
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,000
off it kind of thing. 
So he gets an oculist and he's 

618
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000
about to leave the building and 
then suddenly it all goes to 

619
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,240
shit. 
Like I say, like watching I get 

620
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,240
I mean, I've seen this film 
like, I don't know, like 10 

621
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,680
times. 
So it's pretty obvious that what

622
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,520
what we're seeing on the on the 
laptop like Jim Phelps has got 

623
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,520
is that he's like he's been able
to like open doors and stuff, 

624
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,800
which has happened in the movie 
already. 

625
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,120
So there's already a bit where 
Tom's like, I can't get this 

626
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,400
door open, open this door so I 
can get underneath the lift and 

627
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,760
he opens the door remotely. 
So if Jim can open the doors 

628
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,120
remotely and Jack is there on 
site to be opening stuff, that 

629
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,280
doesn't make sense immediately, 
does it? 

630
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,800
It's a bit like, well, if Jim 
can do it, why is Jack even 

631
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,240
there Anyway, So we see Jim like
basically what he does is he 

632
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,360
sets the lift going up with Jack
on it and then he clearly just 

633
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,960
logs himself out and he's like, 
and then you have like the 

634
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,000
system failure thing pops up, 
but it's only because he's 

635
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,080
logged out, right? 
So then he's like, I can't stop 

636
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,880
at Jack. 
Jack, you got to cut the power. 

637
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,200
Jack cut the power and he's 
growing up and he's growing up 

638
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,360
and he's like got his own knife 
and he's cutting the wires. 

639
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,440
And then, yeah, he's the has a 
horrible scene. 

640
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,160
The horrible. 
It's pretty brilliant. 

641
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,920
The films are PG as well. 
I was like, fuck yeah. 

642
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:22,080
I mean I'm is like he kind of 
screams and it goes in his mouth

643
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,880
just for a split second that 
it's like that would be a 12A if

644
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,920
it came out today. 
Yeah. 

645
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,520
What is it like two or three 
frames Max? 

646
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,840
And it's just like, yeah, that's
enough. 

647
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:31,880
Yeah, that is. 
Enough. 

648
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,040
That's like. 
In the screenplay, he he just 

649
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,560
gets crushed by the roof. 
I guess you can't. 

650
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,120
But I suppose when they got to 
the point where they were 

651
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,920
filming that, it's like, well, 
how do you show that? 

652
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,040
Like, where's the camera? 
Like, if that's just that, you 

653
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,000
know, how how do you well, how's
that make sense? 

654
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,840
So that's probably why I had 
those things jutting down. 

655
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,920
Yeah. 
So it's like, oh, listen, we can

656
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,640
see him get smooshed by before 
we hit the has to cut just doing

657
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,120
before that. 
Then the rest of them are pretty

658
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,960
brutal. 
Kristen Scott Thomas gets done 

659
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,080
day. 
Yeah, really bad. 

660
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,240
And then they all get killed, 
don't they? 

661
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,960
Hannah gets gets gets killed in 
a car bomb. 

662
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,920
Yeah. 
Jim appears to die and falls off

663
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,920
a bridge. 
And then finally, Claire also 

664
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,720
appears to die in what looks 
like a car bomb. 

665
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:16,520
Yeah. 
So Ethan freaking out on the run

666
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,800
from the Czech police in Prague 
gets onto a into a phone box. 

667
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,640
And we have a little homage to 
three Days of the Condor. 

668
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,080
Are you? 
Intact. 

669
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,520
Yeah. 
Yeah, instead. 

670
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,960
Of all you damage, then it's 
like, damn, that's cinema, baby.

671
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,080
Yeah, that's good. 
And it's the whole thing, you 

672
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,600
get you guys to dial in. 
He has to give like an 

673
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,280
authentication curve when he 
calls in. 

674
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,600
And he obviously doesn't go 
like, I don't remember a Condor,

675
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,720
but he's like, what? 
Like BE11, something like that. 

676
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And then, yeah, that whole 

677
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,080
thing, they're dead. 
They're all dead. 

678
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,200
They're dead. 
They're all dead. 

679
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,640
And that's that's again, that's 
another like thread. 

680
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,840
As the Condor, yeah, it's Condor
pilled so. 

681
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,960
Yeah, that's really cool. 
And obviously like Cruz is a big

682
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,280
fan of that movie because he 
worked with Sydney Pollack, so 

683
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,440
he's obviously he's Condor 
pilled as well at this time. 

684
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,280
It's really awesome. 
But he was interested to meet up

685
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:13,040
with Kitteridge, played by Henry
Henry Cherney from Canada. 

686
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,440
We obviously big fans of Jack 
Ren as we are, we obviously know

687
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,080
this guy as being the the 
terrible, horrible guy from 

688
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,400
Clear and Present Danger, the 
guy who's behind operational 

689
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,560
reciprocity. 
Robert Ritter is his name in 

690
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,280
that. 
He's good at going scumbag mode.

691
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,960
Yeah, he really is. 
He really is. 

692
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,560
And he's described in the 
screenplay as being a guy who 

693
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,680
looks like he's still living 
with the Nixon administration. 

694
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,960
So when you talk about this 
movie being like 70s pills as 

695
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,720
well, like his, his costuming 
and his kind of general vibe. 

696
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,040
Yeah. 
The costume especially, it's 

697
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,720
like. 
The. 

698
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,760
The trench coat that him and his
Mara wear when they're on the 

699
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,920
train in in the train sequence 
on the TJV, it's like that's 

700
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,600
just skating close to like 
anachronistic for the 90s, but 

701
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,080
it pulls. 
But the pull it off and the pull

702
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,800
off through Shia aura alone, 
through Shia swag alone. 

703
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,880
So then we have like the iconic 
meeting with Kittredge in the 

704
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,080
Aquarium restaurant, which is 
really, really cool. 

705
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,960
Some of the. 
Some of the greatest lines of 

706
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,000
the film that I'll probably get 
into when we get in the quotes 

707
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,639
section. 
But in general that seems 

708
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,120
incredible. 
It's amazing. 

709
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,320
Just the camera work when Ethan 
hunts like kind of recognise and

710
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,040
you know, oh, there's, there's 
another IMF team here and, and 

711
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,000
he's kind of pointing them out, 
you know, and like you seen the 

712
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
cameras going between them. 
Oh, the, the drunk Russian and 

713
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,960
all that and so good. 
So, yeah, yeah. 

714
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,040
Yeah, the way. 
It's shot the angles to shoot 

715
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,440
Kit Ridge at as well. 
Like it. 

716
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,719
It's like the way it sets up Kit
Ridge to be assumed to be the 

717
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,199
absolute villain and existential
threat, which he is, but he's 

718
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:51,159
not the absolute, absolute 
villain, you know. 

719
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,120
But the the way it sets him up 
to be absolutely devilish in 

720
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,600
this film is excellent. 
Just the cinema work. 

721
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,640
It's like love these. 
Movies for bringing so they 

722
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,720
bring Kittridge back for for the
latitude, which is great. 

723
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,320
And I like that because first of
all, I love like this movie 

724
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,520
series. 
Nobody asked it to, but it has 

725
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,880
like a trend. 
It's not a respect for his own 

726
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,080
history. 
Like it didn't have it didn't 

727
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,520
have to do that. 
It didn't have to go that hard 

728
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,080
and bring all these characters 
back and stuff. 

729
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,640
Like no one was no one. 
No one was keeping track, but 

730
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,240
but they did it anyway. 
And I and I respect him and love

731
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:25,640
him for that. 
And it's great because Henry 

732
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,240
Journey gets more work and I 
think he's great. 

733
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:30,000
So and he deserves it because 
he's he's brilliant in this. 

734
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,400
And I like what they do here 
with the, just as you describe 

735
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,040
it, the Dutch. 
The Dutch angles looking up at 

736
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,320
him slightly off kilter, like a 
certain Vanity Fair photo shoot 

737
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,120
this week. 
Incredibly typical and 

738
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,600
incredibly spot on. 
To yeah, to indicate some sort 

739
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,560
of slight deviousness and just 
show that everything's got off 

740
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,600
kilter. 
So you've got the same thing 

741
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,000
shooting back at Ethan as well, 
because he's he's because he's 

742
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,800
getting stressed out and he's a 
little bit off kilter and 

743
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,240
everything's a little bit 
tensioned and heightened. 

744
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:02,480
That just the language of the 
images, like shows you like the 

745
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,920
relationship and that Kittridge 
is like becoming an antagonist. 

746
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,680
You could watch this movie with 
the sound off and understand 

747
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,920
that the guy he's talking to is 
is an antagonistic force just 

748
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,320
through the storytelling images,
which I think is really cool. 

749
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,640
We get the payoff for the 
Chekhovs plastic explosive. 

750
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,440
Yes, well, it's the. 1st, I 
suppose it's the demonstration 

751
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,560
of the of the capability of the 
of of Chekhov's plastic 

752
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,840
explosive. 
The hassle is on you don't get 

753
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,800
on you throws at the the 
aquarium wall. 

754
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,640
The aquarium wall explodes and 
about in the script it says 100 

755
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,560
gallons of water. 
But I think like, I don't know, 

756
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,520
like, forget, 100 cubes of water
come flying out of the front of 

757
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,560
this restaurant like a zillion 
fish. 

758
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,280
And it's pretty, it's pretty 
mega. 

759
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,760
I didn't realise this, but Sonya
alerted me earlier in the group 

760
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,920
chat to a real life fish tank 
that this happens to. 

761
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,280
Holy crap. 
I don't think there was an IMF 

762
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,840
agent involved, but yeah, a. 
Hotel in Berlin there used to be

763
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:11,040
a very large aquarium full of 
tropical exotic fish and 

764
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,040
whatnot, with a whopping height 
of 25 metres and in Wow, 

765
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,680
actually on the steam of 
December 22. 

766
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:25,760
So three years and two days ago,
exactly that randomly collapsed 

767
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:30,320
and suddenly the entire hotel 
was full of fish. 

768
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:39,080
Mega Darts. 1 1/2 thousand fish.
Jesus 100. 

769
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:46,160
Different in in excess of 100 
species and a total volume of 

770
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:51,120
980 cubic metres of water. 
See how? 

771
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,480
That's. 
Yes. 

772
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,560
So let me just imagine if you. 
Like the security guard on duty?

773
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,960
Actually, if you. 
Were the Latino on duty mayor? 

774
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,280
Yeah, yeah. 
So they. 

775
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,520
They got like a civil rescue 
involved with like cleaning it 

776
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,920
up. 
It says here the majority of the

777
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:15,280
1500 fish were killed, 
unsurprisingly I suppose, and 

778
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,800
two people were hospitalised 
with injuries. 

779
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,080
Officials noted that the 
collapse could easily have taken

780
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,520
several lives had it taken place
during the hotel's busier 

781
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,680
operational hours. 
Detected by local seismographs, 

782
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,720
the collapse sent the water out 
of the hotel lobby and into 

783
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:36,160
nearby storm drains, but not 
before damaging several nearby 

784
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,920
businesses, including a 
neighbouring Lynn Chocolate Shop

785
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,280
no and the basement of the 
adjacent DDR Museum, the letter 

786
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,720
of which reopened 3 1/2 months 
later. 

787
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,600
Much of you have been. 
Parked outside and my kids yeah 

788
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,120
8 cars imagine you're. 
Just just getting out of your 

789
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:58,000
car to check into the the hotel 
and you're his by an indoors 

790
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,800
tsunami and all of Nemo's 
friends. 

791
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,240
You just, you just like take it 
out by like some incredibly rare

792
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:14,440
fish that just bombard you just.
Pulling up to the hotel, does 

793
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,200
this place smell a bit fishy and
then you're just hit by a wall 

794
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,560
of water? 
I. 

795
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:24,800
Love that the majority of them 
died, which means I'm going to 

796
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,080
hate that, but I like the fact 
that some of them therefore must

797
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,880
have survived. 
I am. 

798
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,320
Picturing someone resuscitating 
a goldfish. 

799
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,560
Basically holding it under the, 
slapping it around. 

800
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,360
I can imagine some like Intrepid
weight. 

801
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,040
I was just opening all like the 
taps and filling paint glasses, 

802
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,040
the water. 
Just Chuck it fish and they go. 

803
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,560
Come on. 
God damn it. 

804
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,560
Yeah, I'm on Intrepid the block.
That's saving lives, dude. 

805
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,880
The the other, the other one, of
course, is that like the fish 

806
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,320
may have got the storm drains 
and then create like kind of 

807
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:03,240
like feral fish population for 
the city, a feral exotic fish 

808
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,600
population. 
Just these puffer fish, these 

809
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,040
fugu and all that. 
Just like bobbing at the surface

810
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,400
occasionally more valuable than 
90% of the people walking round 

811
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,320
pound for pound. 
You know how rare they are. 

812
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,320
But I like that. 
Could you imagine being one of 

813
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,360
those fish? 
The stories. 

814
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,240
To tell emits exactly. 
Yeah, you survived this 

815
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,600
ginormous cadastry. 
Then you, like, find yourself in

816
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,200
like some normal tank in 
someone's house and you're like,

817
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,920
in the corner, like smoking a 
cigarette. 

818
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,240
And like a new fish comes in and
all the other fish are like, 

819
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,600
don't talk to him. 
Don't talk to him, man. 

820
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,560
He's got he'll, if he starts, he
won't stop. 

821
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,720
And it's like, oh, who are you? 
It's like, oh buddy, did I ever 

822
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:46,800
tell you about the hotel? 
The Great Dome implosion of 22. 

823
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,120
I was there, son. 
Big, big. 

824
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,960
Drag like he's got. 
Like A5 metres of. 

825
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,800
Water 1500 of my buddies dead. 
Could you imagine that many 

826
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,240
fish? 
Have you ever seen that many 

827
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,560
fish, Youngblood? 
He's and he's and he's got like 

828
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,240
and he's got like a snake 
Pliskin style eye packed like 

829
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,320
he's like, like he's like, you 
know, it is. 

830
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:13,320
He's called Snake, Fishkin, or 
perhaps even you think you. 

831
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,960
Know aquariums? 
You know nothing, son. 

832
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,600
That's so good. 
Snake fishkin with no. 

833
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,520
Suspicion of foul play and prior
to formal investigation, 

834
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,960
suspected causes included Ethan 
Hunt. 

835
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,520
They they they've played it 
safe. 

836
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:36,080
By the way, the hotel has 
reopened this February and they 

837
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:41,880
have replaced the aquarium with 
a 24 metre vertical garden 

838
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,880
consisting of about 2000 plants 
of two. 

839
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,680
My garden has. 
The potential to do the funniest

840
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,280
thing. 
I. 

841
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:55,320
I I was going to say it was like
holder gets hit by 2000 

842
00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:03,240
different branches and one. 
Like 500 plant pots 4 sadly. 

843
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:09,040
Most of the shrubs died, so 
essentially afterwards they said

844
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:14,400
bring me a shrubbery. 
So we have It's not the first, 

845
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,440
but it's an early example of Tom
Cruise running as well as he 

846
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,480
escapes the restaurant and 
dashes across the courtyard, 

847
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,400
being chased by a wave of water 
and a load of, I hope, a dead 

848
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,560
fish. 
What happened though was in that

849
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:33,000
meeting Kittredge, the CIA 
Director of the IMF, so CIA 

850
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,520
based IMF director. 
So IMF is subordinate to the CIA

851
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,640
in this movie, it would appear. 
Which means. 

852
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,120
We're going to ask a big fucking
question at the end of the show 

853
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:44,120
and actually have a not 
ambivalent answer at this point 

854
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,400
and. 
It does indeed. 

855
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:50,200
Kittridge tells Hunt that they 
are suspecting a mole in the 

856
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,640
IMF. 
And I think this is legit. 

857
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,760
I think they are legitimately 
expecting, looking for a mole in

858
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:59,320
the IMF, but they all think that
it's Hunt because they're all, 

859
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,240
as far as they're concerned, 
everything's adding up. 

860
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:05,040
There's a Hunt's family's farm 
is a receivership. 

861
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,280
Yeah. 
This is the one and only time 

862
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,040
we'll ever talk about Ethan 
Hunt's personal life outside of,

863
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,000
like, Rebecca Ferguson in all 
these movies. 

864
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,000
Yeah. 
And. 

865
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,080
And Michelle Monaghan. 
Sorry. 

866
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,880
Yeah. 
And they think that Hunt is the 

867
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,560
mole. 
He wants to sell the knock list 

868
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,960
to get a lot of money so he can 
buy back his family's farm for 

869
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,320
the Muslim like that. 
That's what they kind of 

870
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,240
assumed. 
And then they tell them that the

871
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,640
knock list at this embassy in 
this mission was a fake, so it 

872
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,680
would have been useless, but 
also that the person they're 

873
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,400
trying to sell it to is this 
arms dealer Mac Max as part of 

874
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:42,280
Job 314. 
So under that information, I'm 

875
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,120
saying all this because it leads
to what happens next. 

876
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,520
So Ethan Hunt says right, I'm 
going to try and back trace who 

877
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:51,560
the mole is by posing as the 
mole and talking to his Max 

878
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,680
instead of going to meet so that
I can find out from Max who the 

879
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,600
molars. 
And then it leads us to me to 

880
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,760
one of my favourite scenes in 
the movie, the extended sequence

881
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,080
where we get to watch Ethan Hunt
use a laptop. 

882
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,840
He is. 
All of us in this film, he is a 

883
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,080
man who was very tired in front 
of a laptop. 

884
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,240
It's extremely sleepy. 
He's a sleepy boy from that 

885
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,560
laptop. 
He is actually that so top of 

886
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,240
films predicting various things.
This film generally predicted 

887
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,680
the state. 
A lot of our lives in the year 

888
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:25,160
2025 when we're just tie up in 
front of a computer, man, we're 

889
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,920
just tired in front of a 
computer, just typing away 

890
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,840
tired. 
He'd be beaten down. 

891
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:35,080
Tell you what, I like this. 
About this movie is when he 

892
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,640
receives an e-mail, the laptop 
makes the most horrendous sound 

893
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,200
to alert him to the e-mail. 
It's like to say that he has an 

894
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,400
e-mail, whilst laptops don't 
literally make that noise when 

895
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,800
you receive an e-mail. 
To me, in my heart they are 

896
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,600
doing that. 
When I see the other emails 

897
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,960
coming in, it is very much like 
the laptop is going. 

898
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,840
Is it is it, man? 
Hey, Mike. 

899
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,400
Hey, Mike, here's a lot of 
shitstorm for you. 

900
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,000
It's ever a good e-mail. 
Is it like very, very, you know,

901
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,840
I mean, it's I mean it's a 
special on a good work address, 

902
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,120
several good e-mail. 
It's like a. 

903
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,920
Hey, you found another? 
Random site quest for you to do?

904
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,280
Well, you are already overworked
and this is actually not your 

905
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,480
job. 
But would you like to? 

906
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,520
Actually, we're not asking, you 
just just do it. 

907
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,160
And why don't we ask you to do 
it? 

908
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,840
We are accompanying it with that
horrifying Microsoft Teams 

909
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,200
notification sound for your 
pleasure. 

910
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,080
Only for emails. 
Emails that start with YSA for 

911
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,280
your situational awareness. 
I don't need any more 

912
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,000
situationally aware. 
Everyone is too aware of the 

913
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,400
situations right now. 
If I think we should all have 

914
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,160
less. 
Awareness if anything I want. 

915
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,560
I want emails for my situational
ignorance. 

916
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,240
We must we. 
Must increase the mystery, 

917
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,800
decrease the awareness, more 
vibes OK. 

918
00:45:53,800 --> 00:46:01,400
So if a hunt using a laptop was 
on a hunt for an Ethan hunt or 

919
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,520
use use net forums. 
And. 

920
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,520
He's like job, Job what job 
what? 

921
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,360
Who should I e-mail? 
And then he emails Max at job 

922
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,520
314 and he goes into like he's 
looking for like a Bible forum. 

923
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,760
He managed to find a book of job
Bible forum to go on. 

924
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,880
And then he attempts to DM 
someone called Max within that 

925
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,760
forum. 
But even that's that's what I 

926
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:28,720
took from that, Yeah. 
And man, I'm ancient man here. 

927
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,520
I used to hang out on Usenet. 
I actually was like person use 

928
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,600
that. 
Fuck you Sonya. 

929
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,040
I used to hang out on a various 
usenets and stuff. 

930
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,720
I think I was on the old Wesley 
Crusher dot die die die Usenet 

931
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,720
which was pretty good. 
It was the one where everyone 

932
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,040
just fucking hit Wesley Crusher.
Shut up, Wesley. 

933
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,680
And. 
And I remember being in one 

934
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,840
Usenet group that keep get up. 
I was I remember being in one 

935
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,800
Usenet group that I forgot which
reasonable was, but it kept 

936
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,800
getting raided by people from 
the altar Xena dot warrior dot 

937
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,240
Princess using that group and I 
was like the zenith, the back of

938
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,440
the post and things. 
It was all in brilliant. 

939
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,000
Stargate or something? 
Probably something. 

940
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,920
Like that, it was all in good 
fun. 

941
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,720
I actually like I was like Emma,
but you don't remember he was 

942
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,280
not just like, Yep, it's like OK
scars. 

943
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,800
It kind of looks like Reddit 
just from what I've seen before.

944
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,800
That short list of alphabetical 
Usenet groups and including 

945
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:30,640
Amiga demos and and Amazon women
admirers. 

946
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,040
That. 
Was it, but it was like use that

947
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,520
crazy times. 
I heard you can actually access 

948
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,360
them. 
We should do. 

949
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,680
That we should do that. 
We should the Xeno warrior 

950
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,280
Princess Usenet group and maybe 
they were clear and present 

951
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,080
dudes found RAID on it could be 
very respectful because we've 

952
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,720
got nothing against any other 
fandoms because we're all 

953
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,960
chilled out guys who just like 
to post they're just. 

954
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,520
They're just men. 
They're just innocent men. 

955
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,800
Innocent. 
Man, just. 

956
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,640
It's just just an end. 
It's normal. 

957
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,360
Men. 
Just normal men, normal dudes. 

958
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,440
It's normal dudes, just innocent
dudes. 

959
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:09,000
Just clear and present dudes. 
Okey dokey. 

960
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,080
So Ethan Hunt. 
Spends a long night emailing 

961
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:17,600
every possible account it could 
possibly be on Usenet and it's 

962
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,480
works. 
He gets an e-mail back 

963
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,520
suggesting a meet and he gets 
very detailed instructions about

964
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,560
what to do. 
Some funky little spy craft 

965
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,200
bullshit happens and then he 
does it. 

966
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,320
He approaches a man on a bench 
whilst holding a packet of 

967
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,960
cigarettes and asks for a match 
and gets builded into a sedan 

968
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,640
and is taken to meet the elusive
Max who is veteran of stage and 

969
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,920
screen vetting. 
Vanessa Redgrave giving extreme 

970
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,080
sultry energy as as our arms 
dealer. 

971
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:47,120
It's an incredibly horny 
performance from She Is Like it 

972
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,720
is indeed. 
Hey, Ethan. 

973
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,680
Really. 
Really enjoy that they kind of 

974
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:56,840
bring her back via having 
Vanessa Kirby play like her, 

975
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,280
like granddaughter or something 
and the later movies she's meant

976
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,560
to be related. 
I had no. 

977
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,640
Idea. 
The only ones I've seen are the 

978
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:09,000
first one, the second one, and I
think some of ghost protocol at 

979
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,440
Emma's grandma's house when we 
were all drinking quite heavily.

980
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,400
Oh, man, my clear and present. 
Dude, you need to watch Rogue 

981
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,960
Nation. 
I mean, the rest of the world, 

982
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,320
right? 
The Rogue Nation is fun. 

983
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,480
It's the one that starts with 
the A400 thing. 

984
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,240
Yeah, cool. 
Right. 

985
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:26,240
So it meets Max. 
She he convinces Max that the 

986
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,560
knock list he's got that she 
already has is a fake, and 

987
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,320
that's sort of tracking device 
in it as she puts into a disc 

988
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,360
Dr. I like that the floppy disc 
that she has the knock list on 

989
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,200
is like still got like dry blood
and stuff on it from being 

990
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,480
inside the guy's pocket. 
He convinces Max that you can 

991
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,960
get out of the real 1 is she 
gives him like a cash advance so

992
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,360
you can like buy the tools he 
needs. 

993
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,040
And then we get like the best, 
coolest bit of the movie, which 

994
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:52,080
is the the heist to get into 
Langley and get the real knock 

995
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,040
list. 
I love this. 

996
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,440
It's pretty much exactly as it 
appears in the screenplay. 

997
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:01,600
But before that happens, Ethan 
meets up again with well, he's 

998
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,320
met with Claire already in the 
Prague safe house and they have 

999
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,440
to hire a couple of extra bods 
to make a team for a heist. 

1000
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,320
And they hire Sean Renault and 
Ving Rhames as Krieger and 

1001
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,640
Luther Stickle have 
respectively. 

1002
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,160
And Luther becomes like a series
regular. 

1003
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,240
He's like at every movie after 
this, which is great. 

1004
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:23,680
And I love the meeting with 
Luther Phineas Freak is his name

1005
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,520
is. 
There's a cool story about about

1006
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,560
Ving Rhames here. 
So Ving Rhames, his character in

1007
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,760
the original screenplay before 
got reworked into the shooting 

1008
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,960
scripts, was meant to get killed
off. 

1009
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,080
And Ving Rhames asked the 
question of Tom Cruise. 

1010
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,880
She was like, why, Why does the 
black guy die? 

1011
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,480
And he's like, very good point. 
And he's like, well, you know, 

1012
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,800
like lots of people die in the 
movie, you know, this one 

1013
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,360
happens to be black. 
But like, you know, lots of 

1014
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,520
people die. 
He's like, yeah, but like, why 

1015
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,760
is the black guy always going to
die in movies? 

1016
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,680
And he's like, good point. 
And then so from there on, like 

1017
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,120
Luther survived and he made it 
for like another 7 movies, which

1018
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,240
was fantastic. 
Got myself, got myself a good 

1019
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,720
job for life. 
You know, he's been getting and 

1020
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,000
that Mission Impossible for the 
last 30 years of that. 

1021
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,240
So good for him. 
Incredible. 

1022
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,400
My bands getting out squeaky. 
Wheel gets the grease indeed. 

1023
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,840
Cool, right? 
So this becomes a thing and all 

1024
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,360
the Mission Impossible is going 
forward. 

1025
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,440
There's always like 1 cool big 
heist and they're always 

1026
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,440
explained the way they are here.
Well, they're kind of odd. 

1027
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,040
This is this is the first one 
and it's the kind of the 

1028
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,760
prototype. 
So what they do here is they 

1029
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,520
talk about how difficult it's 
going to be by describing in 

1030
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,200
detail the rules of, of, of the 
security of the place they're 

1031
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,240
trying to infiltrate. 
So on this one, they're trying 

1032
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:40,920
to access a computer that's in a
secure room. 

1033
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,960
Secure room can only be accessed
by one guy who asked to get 

1034
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,240
through like a door. 
There's an airlock room, another

1035
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,960
door and it's into the room 
itself. 

1036
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,120
And the room itself has got a 
whole bunch of security features

1037
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,000
inside as well. 
So he has to get past like a 

1038
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,040
code room. 
It's like it was like a door 

1039
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,160
code. 
He has two key cards that have 

1040
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,120
to be used in tandem. 
He gets into another door. 

1041
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,200
He has to get through like an 
Irish scanner as well. 

1042
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,960
Once he's into the actual room 
itself, the room itself is when 

1043
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,600
it's not being accessed by him. 
So when it's like armed, there's

1044
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,240
pressure plates on the on the 
deck, There's an alarm links to 

1045
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:21,120
like a like decibel microphone. 
So it goes over a certain amount

1046
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,920
of decibels alarms. 
It has a heat sensitive alarm. 

1047
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,480
So if the body temperature of 
somebody is in the room, it will

1048
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,560
trigger as well. 
So it must be cool when they go 

1049
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,960
in there cool and there's only 
one vent where the air con comes

1050
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,360
in from above and there's like a
laser grid over the top of that.

1051
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:43,040
OK, so this room is like, it's 
impenetrable unless you happen 

1052
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,680
to be this one guy. 
Mr Donlow is his name. 

1053
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,800
He's basically. 
It's basically several figures 

1054
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,960
Smasher, isn't he? 
I mean, like even Eve. 

1055
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,880
I mean, yeah. 
I mean, you see, I don't even 

1056
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,840
have to say work with me. 
He actually know exactly where 

1057
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,160
I'm going. 
I mean, even like the voice 

1058
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,680
recognition at the start, it's 
like I'm watching. 

1059
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,200
It's like Cyril Figures, you 
know, like he's like, he's like 

1060
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,800
he is in. 
I mean, hindsight. 

1061
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,400
Cyril Figures is totally based 
on this guy yeah, I also like 

1062
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,640
how he's inexplicably like 
fucking dope sick or something 

1063
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,640
like keeps throwing up. 
Did I did I did I did I miss 

1064
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,720
something in which the poison 
that they still doing the yes, 

1065
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,520
that's right, just Claire 
Claire's disguise. 

1066
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,320
Claire is pretending to be a 
secretary of some kind. 

1067
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,360
And I fucking jumped out my seat
at this because that's real T 

1068
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,520
Lane shorthand on a notepad. 
And I was like, fucking T Lane 

1069
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,360
shorthand mentioned. 
I, I, I swear to God, in most 

1070
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,640
episodes I mentioned a different
job I've had, but I used to be a

1071
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,720
journalist. 
I've got a green journalism from

1072
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,800
Sunderland University. 
I used to work for the Sunday 

1073
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Sun in Newcastle. 
It's not related to the London 

1074
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,680
Sun about bailings in the 
Chronicle and the Journal and 

1075
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,880
the Sunderland Echo as well. 
And so I was like, holy shit, 

1076
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,520
that's a real fucking tail line 
shorthand. 

1077
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:59,640
I was really excited. 
I couldn't fully comprehend it. 

1078
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:04,080
I was like, I think that's in at
the start and and and and that's

1079
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,040
maybe like a really long M later
on. 

1080
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,720
But yeah, I was, I was buzzing 
to see it was real tailing 

1081
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,000
shorthand. 
That was class. 

1082
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,960
That was cool. 
Good insight. 

1083
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:17,040
What the rest of the movies do 
is they show the rules of the 

1084
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,240
heist that's going to happen. 
This is a bit like oceans as 

1085
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,080
well. 
They show the rules of that 

1086
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,440
that's going to happen. 
And then what they what the rest

1087
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:28,680
of the movies do after this is 
they show like what successfully

1088
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,160
beating it would look like as 
well. 

1089
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,280
You know, they would show not 
only how the original guy gets 

1090
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,720
into the room, it's also like 
what they're going to do to beat

1091
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,400
it and assume it works, you 
know. 

1092
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,400
So like you have like the plan 
that was not going to survive 

1093
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,880
first contact with the enemy, 
but you see how the see how the 

1094
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,080
plan if everything worked would 
play out as well. 

1095
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,000
You don't get out on this one. 
That's fine because it's still 

1096
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,480
awesome. 
So, but like real life on this, 

1097
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,880
on this occasion, no plans about
first contact the enemy and it 

1098
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,280
all starts to go a bit awry. 
It goes mostly OK. 

1099
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,200
So in order to get initial 
access into Langley, they call 

1100
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,080
in a fire. 
So they rock up, It's a fire 

1101
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,080
brigade. 
They hack into the fire alarms 

1102
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,160
in the building to make a sensor
trip to allow them access into 

1103
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,040
the building as the fire fire 
department. 

1104
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,880
They go in there and obviously 
they're all dressed in there the

1105
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,400
firefighting rig so no one can 
sneak up the faces and stuff. 

1106
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,480
And it's Luther who has to be 
wide into a terminal. 

1107
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,680
And you've got Ethan Hunt and 
Krieger are going to go into the

1108
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,720
actual vault itself. 
And then you've got Claire is 

1109
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,480
gets takes the 500 off, is 
dressed as a secretary. 

1110
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,440
And then she just walks out and 
just blends in with the rest of 

1111
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:37,240
the workforce. 
She goes into a, like, breakout 

1112
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,600
room, which Mr Donlow is in as 
well, and he gets out his big 

1113
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,280
Washington Post and is just 
sitting there reading. 

1114
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,000
She says I'm comfortably close 
to him and then squirts a bit of

1115
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,880
poison, like an emetic poison, 
at the end of her pen where she 

1116
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,120
drinks into his coffee. 
And that's what makes him start.

1117
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,200
Yeah, yeah. 
I think I was just like, so 

1118
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,520
blown away by the fact that I 
saw a real last tail line short 

1119
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,240
on that. 
I was like, I can't even say. 

1120
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,800
Skip to the fact that she a drug
involved just now, but yeah. 

1121
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,600
But to a seasoned hitman world 
assassination player that I am, 

1122
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,640
I saw the emetic poison straight
away. 

1123
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,800
I was like, I know where he's 
going. 

1124
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,920
So he gets back to his desk 
immediately chucked into a bin, 

1125
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,360
takes a bin into the heads, 
starts washing out a little bit 

1126
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,280
of comedy value of him being 
sick and sick and sick and sick.

1127
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,560
And that's what buys them time 
to to break into the vault. 

1128
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,160
So yeah, they have this funky 
little gadget that gets past the

1129
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,400
the wire net thing, the laser 
net over the top of the the 

1130
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,760
vault. 
They go in from above a creeping

1131
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,080
through the vents. 
One guy comes to check out where

1132
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,080
they are. 
There's like there's two of you 

1133
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,160
in here. 
Where's the third guy? 

1134
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,960
And like Ethan just kicks him 
and knocks him out straight 

1135
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,680
away. 
It's like, look, look, Krieger's

1136
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,200
about to kill him with a knife 
and he's like no body counts. 

1137
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,600
Because obviously, you know, 
Krieger wants to do a high chaos

1138
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,280
run. 
Hunt wants to do a lower chaos 

1139
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:47,440
run. 
I like how Jean Reynolds playing

1140
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,360
suspiciously violent Frenchman 
with a German name clearly used 

1141
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,560
to set it from some very sketchy
French foreign legionnaire who 

1142
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,640
joined in the 90s and was very 
good with an MG40 to some 

1143
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,840
reason. 
It runs since a family don't 

1144
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:09,200
ask. 
And then we have the an iconic 

1145
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,520
scene of them lowering Heath 
Hunt down into the vault. 

1146
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,760
And then there's the he's 
obviously meant to get lowered 

1147
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,520
down. 
He's just some typi typi has to 

1148
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:17,840
get pulled back up again of the 
rush. 

1149
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,800
And then the MVP of the movie, a
cute little rat comes along and 

1150
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,000
bothers John Renault and Ethan 
Hunt gets dropped. 

1151
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,160
And there's that whole iconic 
bit rate falls and just it's 

1152
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,040
just caught before we get to the
top of the floor and he's like 

1153
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,080
wobbling around for ages. 
Partly when they were shooting 

1154
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,000
that home crews get hit in his 
head off the floor. 

1155
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,960
So to stop him doing that he 
started putting loads of coins 

1156
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,080
in the in his shoes to like 
change the the print of his 

1157
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,880
body. 
Can I just say something tells 

1158
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,680
me is a very short man in 
Hollywood? 

1159
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,160
He is. 
This is not the first time he's 

1160
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,720
put things in his shoes for the 
benefit of his film career. 

1161
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,960
Yeah. 
Or every occasion where he had 

1162
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,240
to stand next to his wife, 
Nicole Cuban. 

1163
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,280
But yeah, Awesome. 
Yeah. 

1164
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,160
So you got all that. 
What I love about this movie and

1165
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,600
in the sequence in particular, 
is it does everything it does to

1166
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,560
make it tense. 
So you get so you get the 

1167
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,240
example of like the floor 
pressure plate sensor going off 

1168
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,080
on a single drop of water from 
the guy's ice tea drops on it 

1169
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,120
during the briefing and you see 
that happening. 

1170
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,760
What goes red like it like the 
anti Billie Jean floor and then 

1171
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,320
the goes off really bad. 
And then for like maximum 

1172
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,480
cinematic like look, you have 
like an insane thing. 

1173
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,080
Bear with me here. 
Even Hunt is wearing spectacles 

1174
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,880
during this. 
He doesn't wear spectacles 

1175
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,640
practically for the rest of the 
movie, but for some reason these

1176
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,200
spectacles during the sequence. 
OK, I don't know why. 

1177
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,440
Maybe there's a reason, not 
sure. 

1178
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:41,040
And then a bead of sweat comes 
from his head onto the outside 

1179
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,240
of the of the frame, Like the 
lens of the of the of the 

1180
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:48,280
glasses drips across the lens 
and then is about to drip off 

1181
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,440
the frame of the glasses. 
And it looks cinematic as hell. 

1182
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,320
But nobody sweats outside their 
glasses. 

1183
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,600
Yeah, you know what I mean. 
I think like the glasses thing 

1184
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,240
is because that's like where 
they've got their kind of like 

1185
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,120
cameras, right? 
Like the like the kind of 

1186
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,160
glasses comes and like track 
like it's probably. 

1187
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,840
Probably probably isn't it going
you? 

1188
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:09,080
Know like yeah, yeah, but that's
a massive sell of the MIC. 

1189
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,080
That's a massive over sell of 
the middle industrial complex at

1190
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,320
that point. 
Haven't kind of cameras so 

1191
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,520
miniaturising when normal ass 
glasses with them and like you 

1192
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,480
know, it's it's just totally 
invisible. 

1193
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,680
They get the list from the 
computer Despite that that that 

1194
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,880
rat. 
Oh, I like the bit when they're 

1195
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,680
testing the microphone of the 
room by saying the word toast 

1196
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,400
over. 
Yeah. 

1197
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,360
I really like that toast. 
Toast, toast, toast. 

1198
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,360
I thought you're going kind of 
fancy some toast does it? 

1199
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,200
Does it? 
Does anyone have any insight as 

1200
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,760
to why? 
They're using the word toast, by

1201
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,600
the way. 
I don't got any insight. 

1202
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,120
If I was going to guess, I would
say this. 

1203
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,880
The sibilance of the words of 
the teeth, yeah. 

1204
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,360
Yeah, it starts like a plosive 
at the start and the end, the 

1205
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,280
toast and then the toast. 
Yeah. 

1206
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,400
So it's like a close, close, 
close and sibilance. 

1207
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,640
Yeah. 
Welcome to clear and present. 

1208
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,000
Dudes. 
When we deeply, deeply dissect 

1209
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:05,760
why they used the word toast in 
this film, there is a high 

1210
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,360
possibility that all of us in 
our childhood arranged toy cars 

1211
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,840
in a sequence. 
My God, what? 

1212
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,720
Are we doing with our lives, 
Gordon? 

1213
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,120
Now for something. 
Completely different. 

1214
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,760
Yeah, and that thing is close up
magic. 

1215
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:24,480
So Tom Cruise gives the Nautilus
to Krieger and then he goes back

1216
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,880
to his hobby of typing into a 
laptop, trying to something be 

1217
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,320
seen. 
It's like he's forgotten which 

1218
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,000
e-mail address he's going into 
because he's he's concentrating 

1219
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,640
way too hard trying to remember 
the typing it all in and looking

1220
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,520
at the Bible and stuff. 
Krieger's trying to get his 

1221
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,120
attention. 
He's like, you've done, I'm 

1222
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,000
sorry, Mr. Hunt, and he's just 
getting chinned off and chinned 

1223
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,200
off and chinned off. 
Eventually throws the Bible on 

1224
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,800
the floor and he's like, you're 
not going to take any meetings 

1225
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,480
without me because I've got 
this. 

1226
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,920
And then Tom Cruise does this 
incredible close up magic 

1227
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:57,240
sequence where he has another 
disc and he's like doing all 

1228
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,480
these little things, making it 
disappear and picking out 

1229
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,920
Claire's coves and whipping out 
of his sleeve and throwing it 

1230
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,000
around. 
And he convinces Krieger that 

1231
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,600
Krieger's has got the real list.
He's like, do you really think 

1232
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,560
I'd give you the actual list? 
So Cricket froze it in the bin 

1233
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,720
and walks out and then even 
picked about the bin because it 

1234
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,800
was the real list. 
I love that. 

1235
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,120
That's so good. 
It's just. 

1236
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,160
Smart writing at Spycraft. 
It's fun. 

1237
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,640
It's it's, I think I may have 
said this in previous films that

1238
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,640
we've talked about. 
It's just smart people doing 

1239
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:31,840
smart things in a smart script, 
and it's just really cool. 

1240
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,600
I like this. 
So this scene they cut straight 

1241
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,760
from Langley to, like, London 
during the safe house in London.

1242
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,360
Well, I say this movie is goofy.
This is the kind of thing. 

1243
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:45,000
I mean, there's no explanation 
about how they've got a safe 

1244
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,440
house in London. 
It's just assumed that they're 

1245
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,960
in a safe house, and I guess 
they've got one, even though 

1246
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,320
they're completely disavowed 
from the rest of the 

1247
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,600
organisation. 
So how could they use its 

1248
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,920
resources? 
Don't know. 

1249
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:55,800
Yeah. 
He's obviously never had to fill

1250
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,080
in a budget control form and 
talk to the travel cell. 

1251
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,200
That's fine. 
I am doing that right now and I 

1252
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,800
want to die. 
So having all the all the front 

1253
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,400
of the feather, I like the scene
because it gives a good 

1254
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:11,040
humanising moment for Luther and
sets him up, I think for the 

1255
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,640
kind of implies sequel bait that
you get at the end of the movie 

1256
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,320
as well that that Luther's going
to be coming and joining the 

1257
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:21,760
team because he's like he gives 
because he gives an Oculus to 

1258
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,360
Luther and says I'm going to 
trust you with it. 

1259
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,560
You know what this means. 
He's like, I won't let it get 

1260
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,080
out. 
So he's like, this guy is like a

1261
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,680
annoying hacker, but he's got a 
heart of gold and a conscience. 

1262
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:36,680
Ethan calls up Kittridge to kind
of clue out that he's in 

1263
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,560
England. 
So he has him on the phone just 

1264
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,600
long enough that they can trace 
that he's in England, but not 

1265
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,520
nothing more. 
And then one of my favourite 

1266
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,440
scenes is happens. 
So Phelps just kind of appears 

1267
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,440
next to him at the phone box. 
And we have the the the Ethan 

1268
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,000
Hunt, Jim Phelps reunion. 
And. 

1269
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,960
I love this because Jim Phelps 
starts telling him his side of 

1270
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:59,400
the story about what happened 
during the botched mission in 

1271
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,800
Prague, and he's blaming on 
Kittridge and saying Kittridge 

1272
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,880
is like, set this whole thing up
and Hunt is going, yeah, no, I 

1273
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,000
totally understand. 
Yeah, it must have been that. 

1274
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,120
But then we're seeing what Hunt 
is thinking. 

1275
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,520
And he's already said and he's 
already stressed it out that 

1276
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,240
it's all Phelps. 
And there's even one bit where 

1277
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,320
he's thinking class off that car
bomb. 

1278
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,120
He's like, no, hang on. 
No, it was it was. 

1279
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,520
It was Phelps. 
You have like class. 

1280
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,040
You have like that bit where it 
looks like the disaster girl 

1281
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,600
meme where like the house is on 
fire and the. 

1282
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:28,880
Girl's looking easily at the 
camera. 

1283
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,160
Yeah. 
And she's like, yeah, you have 

1284
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,680
the same. 
Thing so she says suffer car 

1285
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,000
bomb. 
Then she turns the camera and 

1286
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,920
looks really evil. 
Yeah. 

1287
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,160
And then he's like, oh, it could
have been. 

1288
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,920
Actually, no, it could have been
Phelps, you see? 

1289
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,240
Phelps like, get out together. 
He cheques his watch and he's 

1290
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,240
like, ah, it's explosion time, 
time. 

1291
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,040
Bang Yeah. 
So I love that because, again, 

1292
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,160
it doesn't treat the audience 
like they're stupid. 

1293
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,400
Like we could have figured out 
that Phelps was behind at the 

1294
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,400
beginning. 
You see just enough of it to put

1295
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,080
that together, and then now it 
doesn't try to string you along 

1296
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,360
that Phelps is like the good 
guy. 

1297
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,720
Like we know Phelps is a shit 
because we're seeing like Ethan 

1298
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:03,480
figure it out there and then and
the the sort of the driving 

1299
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:07,640
force from there is actually 
like, how's how's Hunt going to 

1300
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,520
get out of this now? 
Because he's kind of playing 

1301
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,880
into it. 
He's going to start playing 

1302
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,360
along with Phelps and be part of
Phelps plan. 

1303
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,600
So how's he going to outsmart 
Phelps and Kitteridge and get 

1304
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,360
out of this? 
It's kind of like what's what's 

1305
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,080
left? 
I don't think the movie like 

1306
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,480
100% nails it, but it gets 
pretty close, I think. 

1307
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,560
What are your? 
What are your thoughts? 

1308
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:25,600
The whole. 
Station scene is incredible to 

1309
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,000
me. 
I think I said out loud a few 

1310
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,680
times like this is so fucking 
cool. 

1311
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,800
Just again, the way it's shot. 
It's like the whole like 

1312
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,880
blocking in the scenes where 
people are even down mechanic, 

1313
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,040
the coloured reading stuff as 
like a film from a different 

1314
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,960
time. 
It's there's a big theme of 

1315
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,600
like, I don't know if I've you 
know, I've this is a theme that 

1316
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,320
probably is going to appear or 
not these films out here. 

1317
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,840
But the cold wars ended. 
There's your garden, the second 

1318
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,120
new garden. 
There's like leg the crossover 

1319
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,720
between them, like in like in 
the state how a few opening 

1320
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,440
beats of any to see it or like a
thriller from like the 70s. 

1321
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:02,200
Then it goes in like it's like 
super kinetic late 90s mood. 

1322
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,760
But in this it's it's shot in a 
very sedate kind of way. 

1323
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,680
That is from another time. 
And you've got this conversation

1324
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,480
between an old cold warrior and 
his young protege and it's just 

1325
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,560
like you're watching the 
terminus of two worlds at a 

1326
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,160
literal terminus at A at a 
station. 

1327
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:23,960
I think that's incredibly cool. 
It's, it's liminal stage really 

1328
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:29,960
in both their relationship in, 
in like the world's political 

1329
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:33,720
situation and in the future of 
espionage and what people are 

1330
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,440
going to do and how and stuff, 
you know. 

1331
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,040
It's a theme that we're going to
see in a lot of these movies, 

1332
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:43,320
which is intelligence agencies 
suddenly no longer having the 

1333
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,360
influence they had on central 
government that they used to, 

1334
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,360
and then certain members of 
those agencies whipping up stuff

1335
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,360
so that they can reclaim a bit 
of triangle. 

1336
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,760
Land. 
Grabbing again for their their 

1337
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:57,360
respective agencies and there's.
There's that fantastic line for,

1338
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,720
you know, the president of the 
United States is running the 

1339
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,600
country without your permission.
How dare he? 

1340
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,080
And it's like, yeah, how dare 
he? 

1341
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:05,760
Yeah. 
Exactly. 

1342
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,560
That isn't it? 
It's and it reflects something 

1343
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:12,800
that that kind of happened in 
real life, which is Cold War 

1344
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,400
drew to a close and then there 
was a moment where everyone was 

1345
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,680
like, great, thank fuck. 
This is an opportunity for us 

1346
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,600
all now to reduce our defence 
spending so our countries have a

1347
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,840
fucking fighting chance of 
making it through the 

1348
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:31,280
economically shitstorm of the 
1980s after the after the 

1349
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,080
previous economic shitstorm of 
the 1970s. 

1350
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,480
You know, so I think everybody 
willed into existence a little 

1351
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,160
bit, didn't they? 
And then people in the military,

1352
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:42,040
people in the intelligence 
community were all still very 

1353
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,560
much saying like, yeah, yeah, I 
get it. 

1354
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,880
The focus is shifting away from 
Russia. 

1355
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,160
I get it. 
But the threat hasn't really 

1356
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,160
gone away. 
It's just kind of developing and

1357
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:50,800
changing. 
And now we're in a situation 

1358
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,640
where weirdly and almost 
nostalgically, we are back very 

1359
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,520
much on the front foot looking, 
looking towards. 

1360
01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:00,160
Russia is our primary adversary.
And China obviously is a big 

1361
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,760
concern for the United Kingdom. 
China is probably America's 

1362
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:05,720
primary adversary at the minute,
and their relationship brochure 

1363
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:08,960
is deeply contested, contentious
and deeply. 

1364
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:12,920
Sterning as well. 
Indeed, this movie happens in a 

1365
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,080
moment where. 
And we talked about this with 

1366
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,880
Enemy of the State and we talked
about it with OP Centre as well.

1367
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,800
Yeah. 
Where the adversary wasn't as 

1368
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:22,960
pleased to find. 
Yeah. 

1369
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,080
And what would happen a couple 
years after this was that 

1370
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:29,360
everything would become vaguely 
Middle Eastern, which would get 

1371
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,600
hammered to him after 911, and 
then it would become the Middle 

1372
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:34,880
East as the big bad. 
And then it become any 

1373
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,600
insurgency and then any 
terrorist organisation after a 

1374
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,960
while. 
And now we're back to a good old

1375
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,040
peer conflict. 
Yeah. 

1376
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,920
So I think. 
Like before, but before 

1377
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,000
everything like swung like 
vehicle in Middle East and the 

1378
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:50,280
Electra properties, the focus 
was kind of on like, Oh well, 

1379
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,520
Eastern Eastern Europe. 
Now it's been like days. 

1380
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,120
So of your eyes, there's going 
to be this like powder keg and. 

1381
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,240
You have all these uniformed 
countries are still massively 

1382
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,880
under the influence of the old 
garden. 

1383
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,240
I remember all. 
These, like, breathless 

1384
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,400
newspaper articles talking about
the proliferation of these like,

1385
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,440
surmised Soviet briefcase nukes.
The newspapers like the 

1386
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,480
Telegraph and stuff forgetting 
themselves and tried to be 

1387
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,920
lubricated about. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1388
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,439
Yeah. 
Crazy times. 

1389
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,279
Yeah, right. 
Indeed. 

1390
01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:22,520
Well, we're actually kind of 
near the end of the movie now. 

1391
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,680
This movie bounces along by the 
way it is, it is swift and I 

1392
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:31,120
think, I think as they go on, I 
think they all get progressed a 

1393
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,880
little bit longer, don't they? 
There's a lot of blokes you 

1394
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,399
haven't seen Dead Reckoning and 
Final Reckon yet, but mate, 

1395
01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:39,640
those films are at least twice 
as long as they need to be. 

1396
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,840
Yeah, each, I think. 
Mission Impossible Two could 

1397
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,720
have had 20 minutes cut out of 
it, yeah. 

1398
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,200
Or an hour in 20 minutes kind of
it. 

1399
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,000
It could have been a. 
Metallica music video. 

1400
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,680
Basically, they could have what 
I'm. 

1401
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:58,080
Sorry I was just just trying to 
not cut in but the the whole 

1402
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:02,960
Liverpool Street scene sort of 
us giving me noir vibes. 

1403
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:10,600
Just importantly colour ish. 
I guess I was mostly irritated 

1404
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:13,160
by just the absolute downpour of
rain. 

1405
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:17,359
Now it's just like like rainy 
London at that extent. 

1406
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:20,160
It's just such a detective 
novel. 

1407
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,600
Cliche. 
But every time I've been in 

1408
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,000
London, no matter the time of 
year, I've just absolutely been 

1409
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,319
scorched. 
There's been no rain whatsoever.

1410
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,279
But yeah. 
It's a foggy London town or 

1411
01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:33,600
rainy London town, and it's 
like. 

1412
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,200
Yeah, there's a scene towards 
the end where I had cops and 

1413
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,720
lands on a helipad opposite 
Tower Bridge where it's like, 

1414
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:42,200
still a nice day, but you're 
right. 

1415
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:46,960
Like that is the trip, isn't it?
It's like we dug up Conan Doyle 

1416
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,399
and put him in front of the 
camera and and he did a thing 

1417
01:09:49,399 --> 01:09:52,920
and, and now it's it's raining. 
Yeah, but all you. 

1418
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,120
Hit really good point about like
that being like quite in war 

1419
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,640
scene and you're totally right. 
I think a lot of it as well 

1420
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,880
comes like obviously the camera 
fan environment. 

1421
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,840
Yeah, upstairs. 
Room as well, yeah. 

1422
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,400
And like, of course, with noir, 
like I mean, it's something like

1423
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,960
the Lords, Rory Ganders 
bullshit, like the city is the 

1424
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:12,440
star of the of the film war, you
know, and like the architecture 

1425
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,320
that you say and stuff. 
And that's very worse. 

1426
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,640
There's not a very war scene 
later on that will get there 

1427
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,520
when probably a few minutes 
because this film does that run 

1428
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:22,880
at quite appears later on in the
train in in the kind of like and

1429
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:27,120
like cargo part of the train 
where the lighting is just 

1430
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,520
incredibly noir. 
Yeah, big time. 

1431
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:31,560
I'll queue it up a little bit. 
Some pretend to be Phelps and 

1432
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,040
arranges to exchange the list, 
the actual knock list with Max 

1433
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,320
on board the the IT says TGV, 
but it's like you're a star, 

1434
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,160
isn't it? 
Yeah, Paris. 

1435
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:44,040
So. 
You know the the trains 

1436
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:47,160
mentioned. 
Transports it is really into. 

1437
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:54,640
Transportation. 
Guys, so the so the so the TJV, 

1438
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:58,200
the Tran Grande Vitesse at 
Centrica French like in a city 

1439
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,160
fast train. 
It's not the Eurostar, which is 

1440
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,160
a totally different trains. 
The TJV doesn't leave France 

1441
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:06,080
and. 
And yes, they're about to go for

1442
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,880
the channel, Yeah. 
I mean I I'm maybe wrong. 

1443
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,400
I'm sure the TJV doesn't 
actually leave. 

1444
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,320
No, I think you're right. 
The. 

1445
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,720
Eurostars Europe. 
Express. 

1446
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:22,520
Rendezvous on the shops, Elise 
Seminole, German banned 

1447
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:26,280
Kraftwerk and Sanyo was just 
staring blankly at the camera. 

1448
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:29,400
Like I don't want to react to to
these men mentioning my 

1449
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,760
countrymen. 
Are you old? 

1450
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:34,120
Enough to know who Kraftwerka. 
Would you like me to get my mum,

1451
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,880
Sanya? 
Isn't your mum like a year older

1452
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,880
than me? 
Shut up. 

1453
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,720
Just say. 
Yes, just say it. 

1454
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,440
It is a threat, surprisingly. 
Buttery. 

1455
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,480
Isn't Sanya Sanya me saying your
moms a year older than me isn't 

1456
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:50,440
a threat? 
By the way I am happily married 

1457
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,120
and so is your mom but I'm just 
saying this is making me feel 

1458
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,600
old. 
If you say any going to recruit 

1459
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,080
your mom to talk about craft for
I don't want to be. 

1460
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,800
On a podcast where I was sharing
it with a son and his stepdad. 

1461
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,640
That's not that's not a 
friendship dynamic I want to be 

1462
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:05,720
part of. 
Yeah, this is. 

1463
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,000
This take police. 
Help. 

1464
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,440
They are arguing in the living 
room. 

1465
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:12,120
OK, you see. 
This right, this is where the 

1466
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:18,240
podcast shifts to a really bad 
sitcom, a sit pod, a sit pod com

1467
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,160
sit pod. 
We have, we have we have just 

1468
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:25,000
willed the horror that is a sit 
pod into being. 

1469
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,040
By the way, that's an awful idea
and hope no one ever does this. 

1470
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,160
The next day, Max and Ethan 
arranged to meet on board the 

1471
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:41,360
TJV on board on route to Paris, 
with Claire and Luther on board 

1472
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,880
to provide backup. 
Kitteridge is also on board, 

1473
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,200
having recently arrived in 
London and received tickets to 

1474
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,840
the TJV and a video watch from 
Hunts. 

1475
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:54,240
And in the train, Ethan delivers
the supposed knocklist to Max 

1476
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:55,680
remotely. 
He gives her a call and she's 

1477
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,520
got it. 
Like, it's like, it's like being

1478
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,200
on Oprah. 
It's like, oh, if you look under

1479
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:02,200
your chair, everybody gets an 
knocklist. 

1480
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,360
You get an knocklist. 
And she's like, oh great. 

1481
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,640
Oh God, I hope this doesn't 
preclude an in person meeting 

1482
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,080
because she's like super horny 
for him. 

1483
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,360
Wonderful. 
And then her and a little dweeb 

1484
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:16,320
and nerd guy. 
A little it, really. 

1485
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:20,000
Wasn't a great time for like a 
dweebie sidekick, wasn't it? 

1486
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,080
Yeah, and he's. 
Like I can't seem to log on. 

1487
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:26,600
Yeah, I've not connected to the.
Mode she's like struggling to 

1488
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,560
because she has to like upload 
it somewhere to verify I think 

1489
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:33,400
is the purpose of that and 
Lisa's there with some kind of 

1490
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,840
like like short range Jana which
he like has on his like table 

1491
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:41,000
which is like just along from 
hers and he tries to like leave 

1492
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,400
it on the table yeah and get up 
and walk away but it's. 

1493
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,960
Inexplicably fucking flashing 
and shaped like a mobile phone 

1494
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,080
as well. 
So a train attendant just picks 

1495
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,320
it up and gives him. 
It's like, yeah. 

1496
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,320
That's it. 
You left this behind him, Sir. 

1497
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:53,640
It's. 
Like. 

1498
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,720
You could have. 
Built it into like any shape, 

1499
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,400
right? 
You could have built it in like 

1500
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,680
anything you know, have trained,
probably smoked on trains back 

1501
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,880
then. 
It's France to probably still 

1502
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:07,120
do, you know, I don't, I don't. 
Understand why he he doesn't 

1503
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:10,680
like obviously you've got like a
train has a little Symphony has 

1504
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,560
a little tray table. 
I think he had an actual table. 

1505
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,240
I'm not sure but like is there 
not like a little pouch You 

1506
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,000
could have like hit it in on the
chair in front or something like

1507
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,000
an aeroplanes. 
I mean I. 

1508
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,040
Mean, you literally just said 
show in the upholstery, couldn't

1509
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,360
you? 
Just like you could have. 

1510
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,000
Yeah. 
Or like put it like in the 

1511
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,200
little move ahead baggage 
compartment. 

1512
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,040
Yeah. 
So it's also incredibly obvious.

1513
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:28,680
Yeah. 
I mean like, it's not. 

1514
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,320
Like a metro train when you've 
got like the Titan we are metro 

1515
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,760
train when you've got like the 
the upholstery, then like some 

1516
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,600
metal so you can't push anything
under it. 

1517
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,960
Like when when the pure checkies
come on or. 

1518
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,200
Flash of. 
Yellow. 

1519
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:48,120
It's our. 
Read just just. 

1520
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:53,920
On the subject of trains, I've 
just checked on and technically 

1521
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:58,640
they are the same train. 
So Eurostar and the French 

1522
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:02,120
National Rail line used the same
stock. 

1523
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,840
The same. 
Stock right they used. 

1524
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:11,040
The same engines and it used to 
be initially the same TGV models

1525
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,240
running through the channel from
that will go. 

1526
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,560
Yeah, because as you can see, 
it's in, it's in tasty delivery.

1527
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,960
Yeah, but. 
Eurostar was founded together 

1528
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:21,600
with the opening of the Channel,
so while technically 

1529
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:26,640
mechanically ATGV, you probably 
wouldn't have found one with a 

1530
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:31,640
French National Rail service TGV
livery on it. 

1531
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:33,880
Yeah, does. 
This mean that we're all right, 

1532
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,760
that we're all correct. 
No, it means I'm wrong. 

1533
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,560
I'm happy to kick me out, 
Goodwin said. 

1534
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,120
Well, yes. 
And no, you are correct in that 

1535
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:47,080
the the TGV livery seems to be a
SNCF thing applied only 

1536
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,640
nationally, but it is still the 
same train. 

1537
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:53,360
Yeah. 
You realise did. 

1538
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,520
Did you just? 
See, Noah, but there or a yes. 

1539
01:15:56,520 --> 01:16:00,480
And because I think you did, I 
think it did this. 

1540
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:01,960
Is. 
The moment that the podcast 

1541
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,560
started arguing among because 
itself. 

1542
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,560
Yes, we will never. 
Never become an improv podcast, 

1543
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,080
by the way, I'm going to write 
you down the barrel of the 

1544
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:12,160
camera at this, just in case 
anyone thinks This Is Us trying 

1545
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:15,360
to foreshadow anything for some 
second fucking season when we 

1546
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,200
start like just we're all 
standing together on some poorly

1547
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:22,360
lit stage and someone's like, 
oh, Barber shopping Byzantium. 

1548
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,080
Oh, so was it Barber shopping 
Byzantium? 

1549
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,200
OK, cool. 
And, and, and, and I'm a, I'm a 

1550
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:30,920
oh, professional shit farmer. 
Awesome. 

1551
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:35,960
Yes, and. 
Took the last can of wax Claire 

1552
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,760
observing. 
Kit Rich's presence on board the

1553
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,960
train, it's her seat and to meet
with Phelps in the luggage car, 

1554
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,680
confirming her part in the 
conspiracy is silent. 

1555
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:48,440
Phelps slowly peels away his 
mask, revealing himself as Ethan

1556
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,800
the betrayal Claire was in on 
it. 

1557
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,600
And then Phelps appears. 
I right. 

1558
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,320
This is when I this is when you 
know, I was saying earlier on 

1559
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,360
like this movie is goofy as 
fuck. 

1560
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,880
This is this is what I mean. 
So where does Ethan get that of 

1561
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,360
a mask of Phelps from to be sat 
there as Phelps? 

1562
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,520
And how long was he sat in that 
car as Phelps? 

1563
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:10,240
Whilst Phelps is also concealed 
in the same car it it's. 

1564
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,080
It's wild to me they should have
given. 

1565
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:15,400
Phelps a Ethan Hunt mask. 
Yeah. 

1566
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:17,680
Oh, this is what I said. 
I said, right. 

1567
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,800
I was watching it with Fisher 
earlier and I said Ethan had the

1568
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,880
Phelps mask. 
Claire should have had an Ethan 

1569
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:26,000
mask, and then Phelps should 
have had a Claire mask. 

1570
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,680
They all should have like, like 
it was who? 

1571
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,480
I don't know. 
Who was it the? 

1572
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:36,240
Only explanation that makes 
sense and it barely makes sense 

1573
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:39,920
is that the mask is reversible 
and has an Ethan Hunt face on 

1574
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:43,520
the inside. 
So Ethan just walks walks around

1575
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,400
with with his face on his face. 
And that's. 

1576
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:51,240
The only way it can be, you 
know. 

1577
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,360
You know what would have been 
even better? 

1578
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:59,080
Phelps with a Hunt mask. 
With a Phelps mask over it, he 

1579
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,920
could have revealed himself as 
Ethan Hunt. 

1580
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:07,760
Yes, to do a. 
Loyalty test on his wife, yes, 

1581
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:11,760
and then gone. 
Fuck you, it was me. 

1582
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,680
It was me. 
All in double blade. 

1583
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,880
Double bask bitch. 
He absolutely. 

1584
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:21,520
Seems that kind of guy who would
like do do loyalty tests on his 

1585
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,200
suspiciously young wife, 
wouldn't he? 

1586
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:27,480
Like you'd like, you'd like kind
of kind of like get like younger

1587
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,800
guys, you know, like send out 
texts and stuff. 

1588
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,640
And then it's like, I see you 
continue to pass your lightly 

1589
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:33,560
tests. 
Well done. 

1590
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:35,520
They don't see that. 
I don't know what the show is. 

1591
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,800
It's like Gordon Ramsay had a 
show where he was like, put on 

1592
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:42,320
these really elaborate disguises
and then go out in the world and

1593
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:46,120
like one of them is where you. 
It's like 1 video clip where 

1594
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,720
it's got like horrible horrible 
mask that. 

1595
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,080
Giant mask. 
He's like a giant head. 

1596
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,440
He's like an airline pilot with 
a giant head. 

1597
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,800
Like they should do. 
They should have had like, 

1598
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,280
that's what the masks look like 
in the movie. 

1599
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,240
They should have been like that,
ridiculous like. 

1600
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:05,560
But then like have. 
Like the felt spask just do it 

1601
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:09,000
was giant ridiculous ones like 
if you got if you got bloaty 

1602
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,280
head disease from theme 
hospital. 

1603
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,800
It just turns up look like 
something from fucking Roblox. 

1604
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:18,240
Something like that I guess. 
What we haven't seen in the 

1605
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,360
background is that Ethan has 
figured out a little part of 

1606
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,240
attack with Kittridge. 
So they've become like, secret 

1607
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:25,680
allies because then he puts on 
his glasses so you can see 

1608
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:27,280
Phelps is alive and well. 
Yeah. 

1609
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,160
And then he's, like, saying to 
Kittridge, like, it's not me, 

1610
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,200
just fucking guy. 
Yeah. 

1611
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:31,280
This guy who faked his own 
death. 

1612
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:32,560
Pretty suspicious. 
Yeah. 

1613
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:40,080
And that is that says to Ethan 
the whole thing about Al shot 

1614
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:45,120
Boss covered my neighbour's 
wife, which is foreshadowed a 

1615
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:46,840
little bit. 
So I talked about the deleted 

1616
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,920
bit from the screenplay. 
There is another scene where, 

1617
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,000
and it's in the safe house in 
London, Claire goes up to Ethan 

1618
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,160
and gives him like a Peck on the
cheek. 

1619
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:59,160
And then Ethan kind of does this
thing where he holds it with his

1620
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:01,040
finger for a second and he kind 
of doesn't. 

1621
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,200
Then he kind of doesn't know 
what to think. 

1622
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,600
And then he kind of walks away 
for a second. 

1623
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,520
Then he goes and speaks to 
Luther, and there's a bit like 

1624
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:06,920
he doesn't really know how to 
feel about that. 

1625
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,480
Like, oh, what? 
Well, I love Claire, but I 

1626
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,600
don't. 
I shouldn't have Claire. 

1627
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:11,440
It's bad. 
Yeah. 

1628
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:15,000
Well, I mean, when when she, 
when she comes to the safe house

1629
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,280
in Prague, like, obviously 
there's the scene when they're 

1630
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,400
kind of all yeah, yeah, yeah, 
absolutely. 

1631
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,840
Something boils my piss about 
that scene, actually. 

1632
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,720
When he draws his gun on her and
obviously he thinks she's a 

1633
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,400
threat and then immediately 
turns his back on her to see if 

1634
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:30,720
there's any other threats in the
room. 

1635
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:32,600
It's like, fucking come on, 
dude. 

1636
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:38,760
Come on man. 
What do you mean sexually 

1637
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,200
charged? 
Do you not randomly put your 

1638
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:44,240
hands into your Co workers faces
while talking to them? 

1639
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:48,080
Yeah, I know, right? 
No, I don't know. 

1640
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:53,760
We have rules about that shoots 
Claire, which I thought was so 

1641
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,600
uncalled for, but I guess it 
just made sense for she's and 

1642
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,000
and presumably she dies because 
we don't see her again. 

1643
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,320
So that's pretty brutal. 
And that's just hear out the 

1644
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,560
movie now. 
And then we have the on top of 

1645
01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:08,000
the train fight sequence. 
So this is interesting. 

1646
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,680
So we also, we talked about, you
know, touchables and how that 

1647
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:16,320
had a train fight sequence cut 
from the movie because for 

1648
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:21,040
budget and stuff, this is this 
is I guess a train fight 

1649
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:24,080
sequence that we never got. 
It's pretty good. 

1650
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:27,080
It's a combination of miniature,
but a green screen. 

1651
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:30,640
Yeah. 
I liked it better when it was a 

1652
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:32,480
fight on top of a train between 
two guys. 

1653
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:36,240
As ridiculous as that is, it's a
it's a pretty well trodden 

1654
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,520
troop. 
People get on top of trains and 

1655
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:38,440
having fights. 
That's. 

1656
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,200
One of the. 
Bond films, right? 

1657
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,560
Yeah, it's in that new Indiana 
Jones movie as well. 

1658
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:47,080
Captain America, Captain 
America, it's also in it's in 

1659
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:51,320
another Mission Impossible movie
as well, so. 

1660
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:55,240
And like in in the Bond film, 
another vehicle is involved. 

1661
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So this is a bit right. 

1662
01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,880
This is what it's going to come 
onto. 

1663
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:03,240
So I this might be 
controversial, but I am not a 

1664
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:06,400
big fan of Krieger flying the 
helicopter. 

1665
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,200
You mentioned that you can fly a
helicopter earlier on. 

1666
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,640
I get it. 
That's that's not the thing that

1667
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,800
annoys me. 
I'm just annoys about the 

1668
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,440
helicopter sequence in general. 
Like the whole like planned 

1669
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:18,520
exhale via helicopter. 
Yeah, that's a bit over the top 

1670
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,480
and. 
Then it going into the the 

1671
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:23,200
tunnel and I'm just thinking 
like I don't think the 

1672
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,240
helicopter would have been able 
to fly I. 

1673
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:29,360
Think it would have? 
I am having the the strong 

1674
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:32,280
suspicion that this is being. 
This is a small commercial 

1675
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,960
helicopter. 
I don't think it could go as 

1676
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:39,320
fast as the train, even without 
being attached to it. 

1677
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:43,000
I think it just snap its rotor 
blades the the second it starts 

1678
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,720
being pulled around. 
Yeah, I think. 

1679
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:49,360
Would simply not be able to I 
imagine. 

1680
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:53,840
Not a pilot, not an aeronautical
engineer, just a guy who got 

1681
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,360
really upset when he was the kid
that the colours on the spot. 

1682
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:58,560
The dogs beach ball with the 
wrong order at the end of the 

1683
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,680
book. 
But but I wonder if like. 

1684
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:04,160
Due to. 
Due like the essentially jet 

1685
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,280
wash from from from like the 
train, the kind of turbulence 

1686
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:09,560
that I've generated maybe as 
well what a helicopter be able 

1687
01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:12,760
to even like sustain lift. 
And I was going to say. 

1688
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:16,560
I don't, I don't think I don't 
get to sustain lift because 

1689
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:20,240
obviously it's reliant on 
downwash, pushing up kind of 

1690
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,280
thing, the force created by you 
pushing it down. 

1691
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:25,320
And if that force is then being 
disappeared around in a circle 

1692
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:28,480
around the helicopter, then 
surely it just becomes a 

1693
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,960
turbulent fuck about and it 
immediately loses control. 

1694
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:33,360
Another thing that annoyed me 
about that is so they have the 

1695
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,480
fight, they kind of fight their 
way along the back of the train.

1696
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,320
You get to the point where the 
very end of the train, the 

1697
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:42,280
helicopters here Phelps has 
jumped onto like the bonding 

1698
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:46,160
skid bits of the helicopter and 
Krieger like goes. 

1699
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,560
Oh, I know. 
It would be really fun if while 

1700
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:51,520
I'm flying this helicopter 
through the Channel Tunnel, 

1701
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,840
which incidentally means you're 
flying this helicopter in a 

1702
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:56,200
tunnel for miles and miles and 
miles now. 

1703
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:58,960
Yeah, whilst attached to the 
back of a train. 

1704
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:00,880
Insane. 
I know what I'll do. 

1705
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:04,040
I'll also decapitate Ethan Hunt 
with the rotor blades because 

1706
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:06,640
obviously these rotor blades 
getting the slightest bit 

1707
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,400
resistance is now exactly what I
need. 

1708
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:10,160
Yeah. 
Like. 

1709
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:12,400
Like this isn't going to make us
all die. 

1710
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,240
You are all. 
Going to die, Sir? 

1711
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,440
Yeah, yeah. 
So that was pretty fucking 

1712
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:20,280
goofy. 
Also, there's a bit of a cameo 

1713
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:24,160
here by David Schneider. 
Yeah, who at this point in time 

1714
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:27,280
I think was just in the Friday 
Night Armistice and other bits 

1715
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:28,960
of Armando Nichi, but who wasn't
in. 

1716
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,520
He would have been in the 
original Island Partridge I 

1717
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,000
series as well by this point. 
I'm sure he. 

1718
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:37,920
Had some appearances in the 
day-to-day, the day-to-day jam, 

1719
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:40,040
which wasn't out at that point. 
Yeah. 

1720
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:42,920
And then I'm. 
Alan Partridge after this, which

1721
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,640
he was in as Tony has the 
commissioning editor of the BBC 

1722
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:48,960
and. 
Of course, a couple a couple of 

1723
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:52,600
years later in me, more a couple
years later in 28 days later as 

1724
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,680
he it's pure rage guy at the the
lab. 

1725
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,600
Yeah, that. 
Guy gets his face eating. 

1726
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:02,280
Straight away, yeah buddy, yeah.
So yeah, I thought it was good 

1727
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,760
for you as fuck. 
One of the things that you would

1728
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:07,760
see in the 90s movie, but I 
don't you'd see now is like, 

1729
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:11,560
maybe you'd get in a Bond movie,
but it wouldn't be as on the 

1730
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:13,360
nose as this. 
The whole bit where he stands up

1731
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,560
and then faints again. 
It's like Jesus Christ, I've 

1732
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:16,520
got. 
Another issue. 

1733
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:20,680
So even the first model of 
Eurostar train was electrified. 

1734
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:26,120
So how do you fly a helicopter 
through that? 

1735
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:30,720
Where's this thing getting its 
power up from? 

1736
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,800
What's going on there? 
Yeah. 

1737
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:39,200
Do you mean like, are we are we 
talking like a hot rail or we're

1738
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:43,560
talking like power, power supply
in the ceiling and we're. 

1739
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:46,160
Talking overhead wiring Overhead
wiring. 

1740
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:48,760
Shit, Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, so I. 

1741
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:51,080
Think, I think basically it is 
for the whole movie in the bin, 

1742
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:53,720
Yeah, yeah. 
So the train guys say no, it's 

1743
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:57,880
bullshit waste. 
Time bucked it. 

1744
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,520
Yeah, I had to. 
Have one job, man So much. 

1745
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:02,960
Potential could have been a good
movie as well. 

1746
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:04,680
That's a real shame. 
Fuck bullshit. 

1747
01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:06,600
All right, cool. 
Well, good night. 

1748
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:07,640
We've been with clear 
presentations. 

1749
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:08,880
That's your spike. 
Just take it easy. 

1750
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:13,400
Yeah, yeah. 
Of course. 

1751
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:15,720
That's not where it ends, yeah. 
So. 

1752
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,560
Yeah, man. 
So pretty much where it ends, 

1753
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:22,600
so, so inevitably, like 
helicopter crashes, spins and 

1754
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,680
spins and spins. 
You got a really comical little 

1755
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:28,000
bit where the Ethan Hunt's lying
back on the remaining bit of the

1756
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:31,840
train cab, which is stopping and
the blades like slowly, slowly 

1757
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:34,080
rest on their final resting 
place, which is really sharp 

1758
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,600
knackered ruler blades putting 
directly these throat. 

1759
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,080
It was pretty cool. 
That was cool. 

1760
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:41,120
And then we get probably the 
least believable scene in the 

1761
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:44,240
movie, which is the bit at the 
very end wrapping it up, where 

1762
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,160
Tom Cruise appears to be at the 
end of a pint. 

1763
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,880
Yeah. 
That was I was really impressed 

1764
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,160
at how unbelievable that was. 
Fact. 

1765
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:54,960
No, he's no, that's just 
unbelievable that he could have,

1766
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:59,320
you know, drunk in general. 
Even when you see him like drink

1767
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:02,800
it like it's like, you know, 
that fluid is not touching his 

1768
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,240
fucking mouth. 
I know what I like about it is, 

1769
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,560
and I obviously it's impossible 
to confirm what beer it was. 

1770
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,880
It looks a bit like maybe 
Boddington's or something, which

1771
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:12,200
is one of those beers that's 
like a mild in Britain but is 

1772
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,960
weirdly popular in America. 
Yeah. 

1773
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,680
Or like London Pride or 
something like that. 

1774
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:18,160
Yeah. 
I don't know if this follows. 

1775
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:20,520
Did the fullest supremacy exists
in 1996? 

1776
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:21,360
Maybe. 
Yeah. 

1777
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:24,880
Follows, follows was, still was 
was a player at that point, I'm 

1778
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,640
sure. 
What I like about this is this 

1779
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:31,120
is culturally around the same 
moment as, but probably precedes

1780
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:34,080
the moment of lager. 
Just like obliterating the beer 

1781
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,080
market, yeah. 
So it's nice seeing them 

1782
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:40,880
drinking like real, you know, 
Martin Clunes hasn't won that in

1783
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,520
from that sort of men behaving 
badly with two pints of Colin in

1784
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:45,440
his hand and just ruined the 
whole thing. 

1785
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:49,560
Just fucking biffed it. 
No, yeah, no, it's it is it is a

1786
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:52,680
good scene and it's nice to see 
American characters drinking 

1787
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,280
that. 
You you got the warm British 

1788
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,880
Beer there, son. 
Sit my down, man. 

1789
01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:01,960
Everybody be cool. 
It takes all sorts a lot. 

1790
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:06,000
Yeah, it's very cool. 
Yeah, we have that final bit, so

1791
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:09,640
I didn't even mention it. 
So the helicopters exploded by 

1792
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:13,200
the final use of the gum. 
So Chekhov's cool, cool plastic 

1793
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:17,720
gum is used to do that. 
Axe is caught up with by 

1794
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:20,960
Kitteridge. 
Yeah, he's about to threaten. 

1795
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,680
And she's like, oh, my lawyers 
will have a field day with this 

1796
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:26,880
jurisdictional overreach and 
entrapment. 

1797
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:29,640
And she's like, hang on a 
minute, Let's let's try and keep

1798
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:31,640
the lawyers out of this. 
It's like, I must have something

1799
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,920
you want. 
And it's like corruption. 

1800
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:35,280
Ha ha. 
We have the final scene in the 

1801
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:39,360
pub where Luther is kind of like
expunged of all his crimes. 

1802
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,360
He's a free man. 
What's he going to do with his 

1803
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,000
life? 
Obviously join the IMF. 

1804
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:46,520
So it's kind of like a, a 
prototype for like getting the 

1805
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,840
choice kind of scene that will 
happen in the later movies. 

1806
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:55,680
And then final scene is some 
perfect sequel bait where Tom 

1807
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,320
Cruise is on a a British Airways
flight. 

1808
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:00,040
I wonder if they were good back 
in the 90s. 

1809
01:29:02,480 --> 01:29:06,840
They aren't now, but I have. 
But yeah, agreed. 

1810
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:12,000
And then we got like a kind of 
a, a, a re reprise of the of the

1811
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:14,720
Jim Phelps introduction 
sequence. 

1812
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,680
What? 
Attendance. 

1813
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:18,840
What the movie? 
Would you like to watch this? 

1814
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:21,120
And she's like, he's like, I 
don't know. 

1815
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:26,000
I was like perhaps the cinema of
the Caribbean, Aruba perhaps. 

1816
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,360
So that kind of takes us to the 
end of the movie. 

1817
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:32,760
I only had a couple of things I 
want to point out before we 

1818
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:39,320
break for categories, which is 
music by Danny Elfman, mostly. 

1819
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:42,760
OK, the scores. 
To fucking wild it is. 

1820
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:44,800
It is mostly OK. 
Like it hits a few, it hits a 

1821
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:47,480
few, like kind of not so perfect
bits. 

1822
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:52,000
But I think, I think I commented
at the time, it's nice to see a 

1823
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:55,480
film with a fucking score with a
real last score by a real last 

1824
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:59,160
composer. 
Melodic and yeah, so it isn't 

1825
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:01,840
just like a bunch of noises or a
load of bad music, yeah. 

1826
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:05,720
Yeah, because that's what yeah, 
shit composers like me do. 

1827
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,280
No, but it became. 
Like a an easy thing for Action 

1828
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:10,600
Cinema to do is just like, well,
we'll just bang a little drums 

1829
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:11,920
on it and nothing else. 
Well, yeah. 

1830
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:16,800
Yeah, like so just like for 
these scenes like like lively 

1831
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:19,240
woodwinds and strings 
interacting with them and stuff 

1832
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:22,400
and it's and it's like a camera 
and it's and it's real hour. 

1833
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,960
It doesn't doesn't need to have 
that in it, yet it does and. 

1834
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,240
I like it. 
It pays homage, I think, to Lola

1835
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:31,920
Shifrin's original iconic theme 
tune. 

1836
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:34,200
Obviously the theme tune's 
reprised because it has to be. 

1837
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:37,160
But the rest of the school, I 
mean, kind of is in that similar

1838
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:39,000
sort of vein. 
You know, you got the bongos and

1839
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,200
the. 
Yeah. 

1840
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:40,920
Flutes and all. 
Kind of. 

1841
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,600
Stuff going crazy, yeah. 
I like that. 

1842
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:45,720
There's something called this 
where it kind of fell a bit flat

1843
01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:49,320
for me, which is there's a 
really weird triumphant bit when

1844
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:51,400
Ethan makes the jump from the 
back of the train onto the 

1845
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:52,600
helicopter. 
Yeah, that. 

1846
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:55,480
That wasn't. 
And it was like that was weirdly

1847
01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:58,240
kind of like, it was like 
triumphant and very major and 

1848
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:01,160
kind of like, yeah, in your face
and well. 

1849
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:02,760
I mean, the scores, Danny Elfman
isn't it? 

1850
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,640
And I think, yeah. 
His. 

1851
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:07,400
Wheelhouse is doing things a bit
kind of weird and a bit off kill

1852
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:10,120
and so if you want him so if you
want to get and Danny Elfman to 

1853
01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:16,720
do something like hero gets like
perfectly, you know, so Danny. 

1854
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:19,280
Elfman is obviously very famous 
for working with Tim Bird and 

1855
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:21,600
shit and it's probably his best 
work. 

1856
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:26,240
My personal opinion is when he 
was working on the Batman movies

1857
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,560
Right. 
If I'm if I'm home to ensure 

1858
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,160
that is definitely him. 
I think it is, but Batman. 

1859
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:31,720
Batman returns the. 
Simpsons theme tune as well. 

1860
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:36,720
Yeah, yeah. 
So that was interesting editing 

1861
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:40,880
was the same editor who did the 
Untouchable, a lot of the same 

1862
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:43,120
cat, the crew that from from the
Untouchables that Brent Palmer 

1863
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:45,560
brought with him. 
So it's Paul Hirsch who did the 

1864
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:48,400
editing. 
Same same as Untouchables. 

1865
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:53,400
Stephen Burum is is DP also same
as untouchables. 

1866
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,960
Obviously the big difference is 
is the producers. 

1867
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:58,760
So obviously Cruz and and Paula 
Wagner did the did the 

1868
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:03,960
production. 
I did like the cool extra credit

1869
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:07,320
for special makeup effects, 
which is pretty good by Rob 

1870
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:10,520
Botton special makeup effects. 
Obviously his his background is 

1871
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:13,280
in special effects before that, 
before he did this movie, his 

1872
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:17,560
kind of big career hits or 
makeup effects for Rubio cop and

1873
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,360
total recall that explains. 
A lot. 

1874
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,720
And and the thing as well that 
really. 

1875
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,040
Explains a lot actually. 
Was like the general yeah these 

1876
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,960
bringing that yeah holy shit. 
Yeah, exactly. 

1877
01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:31,880
Yeah. 
So an incredible, incredible 

1878
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,040
crew on this movie as well. 
That's that's all kind of what I

1879
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:35,840
talk about really. 
Just just kind of highlight some

1880
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:38,480
some of the some of the awesome 
kind of pedigree of the crew. 

1881
01:32:38,600 --> 01:32:39,920
Yeah, yeah. 
No, definitely. 

1882
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:41,720
Cool. 
Welcome back. 

1883
01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:44,040
We're just going to go through 
the categories now as we always 

1884
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:47,240
do, starting with casting. 
Kristian Scott Thomas has a very

1885
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:49,600
small role to start this movie, 
but she's obviously like a 

1886
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:52,920
tremendous actress, very well 
known, I think, but worth worth 

1887
01:32:52,920 --> 01:32:55,200
highlighting anyway, around this
sort of time. 

1888
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,960
She's just done. 
I think her big break might just

1889
01:32:57,960 --> 01:33:01,040
come from 4 Weddings and a 
funeral couple of years before 

1890
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:02,960
this. 
So that was pretty cool. 

1891
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:05,800
And then she'd go on to do The 
English Patient after this I 

1892
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:08,960
think the next year. 
So that's obviously a big moment

1893
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:11,160
for her. 
Of course, now she's she's 

1894
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:15,080
currently in Slow Horses as 
second desk Diana Tavana at MI 

1895
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:17,720
5. 
So she's stuck with a spy game, 

1896
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:20,040
but cool. 
The main one I want to bring up 

1897
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:22,600
is he's easy to miss if you're 
not looking out for him. 

1898
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:27,120
Dale Dye is the guy who plays 
Kittridges like #2 like his sort

1899
01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:29,080
of guy he's always bitching off 
orders to. 

1900
01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:32,000
Yeah. 
And Dale, Dale Die is like a 

1901
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,720
great character actor. 
I mentioned it earlier on, but 

1902
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:36,600
I'll go through his career 
properly. 

1903
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:40,160
So he is plays Frank Barnes in 
this movie, but he's, he's 

1904
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:42,920
known. 
He's in Platoon, he's in Spy 

1905
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:44,520
game. 
He's also in, it's going to 

1906
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:45,720
scale all the way back to the 
beginning. 

1907
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,800
So some context. 
He does an absolute tonne of 

1908
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:51,400
military consultancy work. 
So he's, he's got a special 

1909
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:53,120
thanks and loads of stuff. 
So. 

1910
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:57,000
And filled us from Mars. 
Technical advisor Platoon 

1911
01:33:57,040 --> 01:34:00,600
Technical advisor, Casualties of
war gone on the 4th of July. 

1912
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:04,520
So you can see that's maybe how 
like Tom Cruise met him and gone

1913
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:07,880
the job. 
Jacob's ladder stockade 

1914
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:11,360
dogfight, JFK technical advisor 
again, last number Higgins, 

1915
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:15,360
technical advisor, Forrest Gump,
Natural Born Killers absolute 

1916
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:20,280
turn and then his actual credits
as an AXA also just as just as 

1917
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,840
many as lose. 
So again, he's an infantry 

1918
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:24,200
Colonel and born on the 4th of 
July. 

1919
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:30,080
He's in the fourth war. 
He's in again, he's JFK like I 

1920
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:32,600
mentioned, under siege, he's in 
as well. 

1921
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,760
He's also in bought a band of 
brothers. 

1922
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:42,240
He is Colonel Robert F Sync. 
He's in seven episodes of that. 

1923
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:46,320
So he also come I think he also 
comes out to visit them in 

1924
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,720
during the Battle of the Bulls 
sequence. 

1925
01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:49,160
Do you remember that? 
Yeah. 

1926
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:52,560
He got he's done so much video 
game voice acting work. 

1927
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:54,800
Medal of Honour rattles Medal of
Honour. 

1928
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:58,480
Allied Assault, The utterly 
batshit Medal of Honour Rising 

1929
01:34:58,480 --> 01:35:02,040
Sun, which is just crazy as as 
Medal of Honour games go. 

1930
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,800
Holy crap. 
Battlefield 2 Modern Combat. 

1931
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:10,040
The one absolute the one 
absolute not good film. 

1932
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:13,360
And this appears to be snipe, 
our special OPS one of one of 

1933
01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:17,360
well, it's a Steven Seagal film.
It's not one of the limited 5 or

1934
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:19,280
6 Steven Seagal films that are 
cool. 

1935
01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:21,440
There's a guy in. 
Here called a German actor 

1936
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:24,440
called Andreas Wisniski. 
I want to say I don't 

1937
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:27,360
recognitions will be terrible. 
He's the long haired blonde guy 

1938
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,760
who's wearing the ginormous 
coat, so he's got the humongous 

1939
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:32,560
shoulders. 
Who's Max's bodyguards? 

1940
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:34,680
He's the guy who's sitting on 
the bench during that bit. 

1941
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:37,960
He's in Die Hard, he's in The 
Living Daylights as Necross. 

1942
01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,440
He's in obviously This Mission 
Impossible, but he also returns 

1943
01:35:40,440 --> 01:35:44,440
in Mission Possible, Ghost 
Protocol, as well as a different

1944
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:47,720
character, The Fog's Contact. 
So he's Max's companion and then

1945
01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:51,560
he's the Fog's contact as well. 
He's in Scorpion King and then 

1946
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,600
Around All That. 
He's also in two episodes of The

1947
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:55,600
Bill. 
Incredible. 

1948
01:35:56,480 --> 01:35:57,920
That's fantastic. 
Great journey. 

1949
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,600
I mentioned before, I'm going to
mention him again. 

1950
01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:03,080
Obviously he's Robert Ritter in 
favour of Prison Danger. 

1951
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:05,960
He's also in the Pink Panther in
2006. 

1952
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:11,600
He obviously makes a return to 
the Mission Impossible 

1953
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:13,840
franchise. 
In the meantime, he's also done 

1954
01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:16,240
one of those Netflix holiday 
movies. 

1955
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:21,320
He was in Schitt's Creek and 
he's in Scream 6. 

1956
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:23,080
He's also in This is Pretty 
cool. 

1957
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:26,080
You know, they made a bunch of 
Blade Runner, you know, remember

1958
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,160
like you know their Animatrix. 
They did like a similar thing 

1959
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:31,200
for Blade Runner 2049 where they
made a bunch of animated shorts 

1960
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:32,320
and he's in one of those as 
well. 

1961
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:33,720
Quotes. 
You've definitely got some 

1962
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:35,360
quotes, my friend. 
Absolute. 

1963
01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:42,240
Bar An absolute bar is you want 
to shake hands with the devil. 

1964
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:45,720
That's fine with me. 
I just want to make sure you do 

1965
01:36:45,720 --> 01:36:53,400
it in hell. 
That's what what a lane that's 

1966
01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:56,320
up there with like there's, 
there's, there's there's no way 

1967
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:58,240
you can kill me that matters or 
something. 

1968
01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:01,120
It's not me And but said you 
can't kill me in any way that 

1969
01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:04,840
matters. 
It's bars, absolute bars. 

1970
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:08,880
It's it's a cold fucking lane. 
It's a film with some excellent 

1971
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:11,000
quotes in it. 
But that one's, that one's one 

1972
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,200
of the best of them. 
Definitely. 

1973
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:17,320
Yeah. 
And the one about the just just 

1974
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:22,000
just Jim Phelps's cold bit. 
Will you think about anything 

1975
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,600
that was inevitable? 
No more Cold War, no more 

1976
01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:27,560
secrets to keep from yourself 
and set a new one but yourself? 

1977
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:30,280
Then you wake up 1 morning and 
find out the president is 

1978
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:31,880
running the country without your
permission. 

1979
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:35,080
The son of a bitch, How dare he.
Then you realise so far you're 

1980
01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:37,800
an obsolete piece of hardware 
and not worth upgrading. 

1981
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:40,960
You got a lousy marriage and 62 
grand a year. 

1982
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:43,800
Counterpoint though, is his 
marriage that lousy? 

1983
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:48,240
I mean, he's, he's really 
punching with his wife, you 

1984
01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:50,080
know, He's, he's. 
Tremendously punching, yeah. 

1985
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:52,080
So I mean. 
He's yeah. 

1986
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:56,040
So marriage isn't that bad. 
I mean, he's, I mean, I mean, 

1987
01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:59,440
he's concerned that she's having
sex with Ethan. 

1988
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:03,400
I mean also. 
Adjusted for inflation as well, 

1989
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:05,480
that's 60 grand a year is 
probably significantly more now,

1990
01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:07,880
yeah. 
And and like, you could 

1991
01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:11,200
literally just set yourself up 
doing any kind of like private 

1992
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:14,840
security consultant work, you 
know, which will be easier and 

1993
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:16,920
lower stakes than IMF stuff as 
well. 

1994
01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:19,560
You know, you could kind of just
say chill and like run, run like

1995
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:21,840
security for like 
Pricewaterhouse Coopus or 

1996
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:24,440
something for the rest of your 
career and then and then retire 

1997
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,320
with your, you know, 
suspiciously young wife. 

1998
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,640
It's fine. 
You don't need to do this stupid

1999
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:31,000
shit, man. 
Come on buddy, I love. 

2000
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:34,240
I I mentioned it earlier, I 
like. 

2001
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:38,520
I like when even hunts giving 
Jack shit during the during the 

2002
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:41,400
heist at the beginning, yes. 
When he's when he's got the he's

2003
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:44,400
got the big Foghorn Leghorn 
voice on Go and go like Jack. 

2004
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:48,480
I believe we did have a Jack, an
unreliable fellow as I recall, 

2005
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:51,680
constantly behind in his work. 
I was forced to tie him behind 

2006
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:54,160
one of my best aliens and drag 
him around my barn for a few 

2007
01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:59,240
days because I love I. 
Was for a few days like and 

2008
01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:03,240
quickly pivots from a bit of a 
lock to the destruction of a 

2009
01:39:03,240 --> 01:39:05,720
human. 
Yeah, yeah, All right. 

2010
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:08,560
I mean it's. 
A driver for for a few days. 

2011
01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:11,480
The body was The body was fed to
the pigs. 

2012
01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:15,760
Sorry, go on hassle. 
Lasagna so I'm good any any 

2013
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:18,920
anymore coats you never even 
Kittridge you've never seen me 

2014
01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:20,240
very upset. 
I really like. 

2015
01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:23,360
That my mom was a little 
confused how the DEA can mistake

2016
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:26,320
her Uncle Donald for a couple of
dope smugglers in the Florida 

2017
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:28,560
case. 
Because not only is it a quite 

2018
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:32,040
funny line that things about the
live out, but also neatly ties 

2019
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:36,240
up how the kind of got the 
family out of this like, ah, you

2020
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,720
see those this little mistake, 
you know, and it's like, and 

2021
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,400
it's like a neat little sentence
that kind of chaos up plot 

2022
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:42,960
holes. 
And I like that. 

2023
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:45,360
I like that both as a quote, 
which is funny and well 

2024
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:49,040
delivered, and his writing which
which clears plot holes up in a 

2025
01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:51,600
really unobtrusive kind of fun 
way. 

2026
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:55,720
It's a weird bit of plot 
motivation for Ethan Hunt. 

2027
01:39:55,720 --> 01:39:59,720
I don't know if we needed it. 
Yeah, I think him just being on 

2028
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:02,600
the run because he's assumed 
guilty and he's a clear his name

2029
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:06,200
is probably enough We don't need
to have because we don't see the

2030
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:07,840
family apart from in one news 
report I. 

2031
01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:13,920
Want dying slowly? 
Dying slowly in America, after 

2032
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:16,680
all, can be a very expensive 
proposition. 

2033
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:20,120
Yeah, get rich. 
Yeah, that's a, that's a good 

2034
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:23,480
one. 
Shit cold ass lanes man 

2035
01:40:23,480 --> 01:40:28,560
Incredibly cold, poor, relevant.
His writing. 

2036
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:31,480
Is this fire cool? 
Right, needle drops. 

2037
01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:33,720
There's only one needle drop for
me in this movie. 

2038
01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:35,720
I don't know if you spot 
anymore, it's in the pub at the 

2039
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:37,400
very end. 
Dreams by you have. 

2040
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:40,640
Cranberries, yeah, yes. 
Awesome. 

2041
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:43,200
Quite. 
A few that a boxed reviews 

2042
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:46,400
reference that song and and 
that's to you, Evergreen. 

2043
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,920
Absolutely, absolutely 
fantastic. 

2044
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:51,000
Total tune. 
Absolutely Bob. 

2045
01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,200
And that's not just because the 
Miller Little and me talking 

2046
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:55,440
trivia. 
OK, I've been peppering a little

2047
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:59,480
bit of trivia throughout the 
movie, but there's there's some 

2048
01:40:59,480 --> 01:41:04,120
good ones here from IM Duba. 
So not only is this the only 

2049
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:06,600
film in the franchise where 
Ethan Hunt doesn't fire a gun, 

2050
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:10,320
it is the only one not to have 
any shootouts or gunfights at 

2051
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:13,040
all. 
Right, that's a very. 

2052
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:14,440
Good point. 
I mean, yeah. 

2053
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:18,440
Yeah, all the all the combat is 
hand to hand and there's not 

2054
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:20,960
much of it, actually. 
Tom Cruise deferred his 20 

2055
01:41:20,960 --> 01:41:23,680
million fee for a percentage of 
the box office takings instead 

2056
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:26,960
and ended up ended up earning 70
million. 

2057
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:29,160
So yeah, incredibly wise, 
indeed. 

2058
01:41:29,280 --> 01:41:31,120
This is weird. 
And racially charged. 

2059
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:35,640
The producers, IE Tom Cruise and
Paula Wagner, cast V Rhames as 

2060
01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:38,080
Luther because they felt he was 
the opposite of what a hacker 

2061
01:41:38,080 --> 01:41:40,800
normally looks like. 
I suppose if you were to say 

2062
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:42,600
what does a hacker normally look
like if you're looking at 

2063
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:44,360
cinema, you'd have to say 
Matthew Lillard. 

2064
01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:47,520
Yeah. 
Or what's his name from Element 

2065
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:48,720
Elementary. 
Yeah. 

2066
01:41:49,320 --> 01:41:52,040
Jesus tip my tongue and shallow 
grave John Lee Miller. 

2067
01:41:53,200 --> 01:42:00,280
Yeah, when did? 
Hackers come out 95 so so so I 

2068
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:07,880
guess I mean I am pretty sure 
that yeah, there were the there 

2069
01:42:07,880 --> 01:42:12,080
were there were non white people
in the team in hackers. 

2070
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:14,720
I love that also. 
If you're going to look at that 

2071
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:17,680
right, another move that came 
out 995 that had hackers in was 

2072
01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:19,600
the net. 
Yeah, sorry. 

2073
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:22,480
Sandra Bullock, I suppose. 
I suppose Ving Rhames is the 

2074
01:42:22,480 --> 01:42:30,280
opposite of Sandra Bullock. 
What does that even mean? 

2075
01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:31,920
How do we even? 
How? 

2076
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:36,440
How do we even come to these, to
these, to these like decisions? 

2077
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:39,480
The platonic opposite of her is 
Ving. 

2078
01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:42,240
How I'm actually wearing this is
weird. 

2079
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:46,480
I'm actually wearing AT shirt 
that celebrates the film 

2080
01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:50,840
Practical Magic and Nicole 
Kidman. 

2081
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:53,440
It's incredible. 
I've got Charling down. 

2082
01:42:53,440 --> 01:42:59,920
We yeah, we still fiction. 
Yeah, yeah, I've just hold up 

2083
01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:04,560
some trivia of my own. 
I've just found a transcription 

2084
01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:09,360
of the tailing shorthand from 
the cafeteria scene, it reads. 

2085
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:12,600
Remember to telephone Mr. Smith 
to clear all security files. 

2086
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:16,840
Combinations lock in slash 4 
filing cabinet make lunch 

2087
01:43:16,840 --> 01:43:20,240
arrangements with William Pugh 
for next Tuesday check through 

2088
01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:24,120
dot dot dot make dot dot dot for
next you see someone says yeah 

2089
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:26,520
well done from using real 
shorthand Pittman's instead of 

2090
01:43:26,520 --> 01:43:29,560
some props department scribble 
this looked like T Lane to me 

2091
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:33,360
this is this really looked like 
T Lane to me while you're while 

2092
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,360
you're. 
Talking about that the our 

2093
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:36,480
company didn't touch on this and
casting. 

2094
01:43:36,480 --> 01:43:39,800
I didn't realise this, but 
Emilio Estevez isn't accredited 

2095
01:43:40,440 --> 01:43:41,480
in this film. 
Yeah. 

2096
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:44,320
So that whole thing is 1 big 
uncredited cameo. 

2097
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:46,440
Yeah. 
And I don't have we talked about

2098
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:49,440
this already before, but Tom 
Cruise does lots of cameos in 

2099
01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:51,160
the Midwestern films. 
Yeah. 

2100
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:53,520
I'm sure you mentioned it at 
some point, maybe, maybe not on 

2101
01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:57,200
the part, but maybe in like our 
our group chat possibly. 

2102
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:00,480
Yeah, so there's a sequence in 
Young Guns where Tom Cruise is 

2103
01:44:00,480 --> 01:44:02,960
in the background in Young Guns 
during like a shootout scene and

2104
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:05,680
stuff for like a while. 
This is quite cool. 

2105
01:44:05,680 --> 01:44:09,720
According to Emilio Estevez, the
scene of the IMF team gathered 

2106
01:44:09,720 --> 01:44:12,960
around discussing the mission 
that opens the movie was added 

2107
01:44:12,960 --> 01:44:14,480
at the suggestion of George 
Lucas. 

2108
01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:17,160
So I said it was different from 
the screenplay out of the 

2109
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:19,160
suggestion of George Lucas, who 
said the movie needed a 

2110
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:21,920
spaghetti scene, a scene where 
they are all sitting around 

2111
01:44:21,920 --> 01:44:24,440
discussing what's next. 
The cast was brought back during

2112
01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:26,520
reshoots to film the scene 
Right. 

2113
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,320
And I agree. 
With that, I think they do need 

2114
01:44:29,320 --> 01:44:31,080
a little bit at the beginning 
where there's no tension on, so 

2115
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:32,880
you understand who the people 
are, the dynamics. 

2116
01:44:33,440 --> 01:44:35,440
Use PALS before they're straight
into work mode. 

2117
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:36,680
Yeah. 
Mix. 

2118
01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:39,000
It makes you more vested when 
most of them get horribly 

2119
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:41,920
mercked in the next like 15 
minutes too, so you know. 

2120
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:44,120
Exactly. 
Yeah, totally. 

2121
01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:46,560
Jim Phelps is the only character
from the original TV series in 

2122
01:44:46,560 --> 01:44:48,360
here in this movie. 
Apparently there's quite a 

2123
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:51,320
blowback from fans of the TV 
show when they kind of took, 

2124
01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:53,560
like, the beloved main character
of the TV series and turn them 

2125
01:44:53,560 --> 01:44:57,080
into like, a bad guy who gets 
who gets mercked at the time. 

2126
01:44:57,080 --> 01:44:58,520
I cannot kind of understand 
that. 

2127
01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:02,680
Quite a ballsy move by yeah, 
let's face it, Tom Cruise to 

2128
01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:04,280
make that happen. 
Let's do. 

2129
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:07,320
The oversaw oversaw of them in 
industrial complex haven't there

2130
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:10,680
in a while, but this one and 
this one really fits our we're 

2131
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:12,600
bringing it back from the dead 
guys. 

2132
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:15,280
They're bringing it back the 
most egregious oversaw of the 

2133
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:18,840
military industrial complex with
this film that really does put a

2134
01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:20,520
large amount of Mustang on the 
MIC. 

2135
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:21,760
Oh yeah. 
Big time. 

2136
01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:27,360
This is like, it's probably more
it's a fantasy movie, isn't it? 

2137
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,360
It's even more egregious than 
like enemy of the state. 

2138
01:45:29,520 --> 01:45:31,400
But any of this mistake was 
meant to make you believe it was

2139
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:33,760
kind of vaguely realistic. 
But this is like, this is 

2140
01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:37,760
ridiculous fidelity of the 
cameras, this tiny little pin 

2141
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:40,440
button, all cameras, they've got
the interfaces and all the 

2142
01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:43,440
tracking software they've got 
for the little tracking devices.

2143
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:45,840
It's like it's. 
Wild because the chewing. 

2144
01:45:45,840 --> 01:45:48,400
Gum. 
Yeah, the gum the. 

2145
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:53,000
The only gum my government gives
me is to to do the opposite of 

2146
01:45:53,000 --> 01:45:58,000
Constipation after a field week.
The net exclusive fantasy of 

2147
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:01,480
that gum, technically. 
Probably counts as an explosive.

2148
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:04,480
An interesting thing, but this 
film and it's a kind of 

2149
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:08,120
relationship with technology is 
that it both acknowledges the 

2150
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:12,760
fact that things like use Nets 
and Netscape Navigator because 

2151
01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:14,760
you do see Netscape Navigate 
being used exist. 

2152
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:19,120
But also you've got it's a drum 
I've beaten earlier tonight. 

2153
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:22,840
But these these glasses that 
have miniaturised cameras in 

2154
01:46:22,840 --> 01:46:25,960
them so small that they're 
completely unobtrusive and and 

2155
01:46:25,960 --> 01:46:29,640
can't be seen at all in the 
slightest and have these picture

2156
01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:32,080
perfect images. 
I mean, you, you would struggle 

2157
01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:36,280
to do that like today, like like
like right now, like tiny little

2158
01:46:36,280 --> 01:46:40,680
fuck ass 1990s wireframe 
glasses, essentially incredibly 

2159
01:46:40,680 --> 01:46:45,600
dad coded with just like there's
just an invisible camera that 

2160
01:46:45,600 --> 01:46:48,560
gets perfect quality shots. 
That's definitely one of the 

2161
01:46:48,960 --> 01:46:55,480
biggest, biggest of our cells. 
Yeah, I'm not quite sure how the

2162
01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:59,080
polarised lenses of the 
sunglasses worked either, Swami.

2163
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:02,000
With. 
The spray agent that showed up 

2164
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:03,800
on them, yeah, yeah. 
So it's like, what? 

2165
01:47:03,920 --> 01:47:05,600
I can't tell. 
Yeah, go on. 

2166
01:47:06,280 --> 01:47:08,080
I was going to say. 
Yes, it's some kind of like, is 

2167
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:09,760
it some sort of radiation I'll 
expect? 

2168
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:13,800
From it arrow something it's 
like because I'm I know it's 

2169
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,680
that kind of just predator 
vision, isn't it really? 

2170
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:22,520
But it's like but yeah, like, I 
mean the idea of like the kind 

2171
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:24,960
of perfume kind of chemical 
spray Mark and someone's really 

2172
01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:28,040
cool, obviously, but they're 
like, you've got these like just

2173
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:32,160
really normal ass kind of 
glasses that just show show this

2174
01:47:32,160 --> 01:47:34,920
like non visible height 
spectrum, I guess. 

2175
01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:41,360
Or, or or consider stop trying 
to assess this film. 

2176
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:43,600
Rory, shut up, shut up. 
Go for Hollywood. 

2177
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:48,120
But it's like, yeah, the vaults.
That they have for specifically 

2178
01:47:48,120 --> 01:47:51,440
for the one terminal that that 
still stores the knock list on, 

2179
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:55,960
Yeah, that's over the top, yeah.
It's obviously. 

2180
01:47:56,000 --> 01:47:57,720
And it's great for like, the 
heist of the movie. 

2181
01:47:57,720 --> 01:47:59,640
And I get it. 
And like, and you know, we have 

2182
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:04,040
to have a bit of context here. 
Pardon me like has to exist in 

2183
01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:07,680
order for a lot of the film will
work, but it's yeah, it's also a

2184
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:11,520
big role oversell sort of a. 
Donkey dunk I have. 

2185
01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:14,000
Two of these rooms and I use 
them to store my cheese. 

2186
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:17,920
The. 
I think the biggest 1, and I 

2187
01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:20,600
hate to say it, but it's the 
masks, man, isn't it? 

2188
01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:24,080
The masks are too good. 
Yeah, but that's like that's 

2189
01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:25,480
that's a classic Mission 
Impossible thing. 

2190
01:48:25,480 --> 01:48:27,920
We're going to see it through 
like nearly all the other 

2191
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:28,560
movies. 
Yeah. 

2192
01:48:28,880 --> 01:48:32,160
So, yeah, no good good Calgary, 
though, because yeah, there's a 

2193
01:48:32,160 --> 01:48:34,440
big, big oversell. 
But you know, it's like it's 

2194
01:48:34,440 --> 01:48:36,800
like oversell of the military 
just so complex in Lord of the 

2195
01:48:36,800 --> 01:48:40,600
Rings, isn't it? 
Like you might as well be like 

2196
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:44,000
grand who's got who's got the 
money for a grand right as. 

2197
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:49,240
Saruman's head ORC clearly noted
we do not have the Smith output 

2198
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:51,920
to generate the roots. 
To generate. 

2199
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:55,800
Armour and handheld weaponry. 
So how are we going to 

2200
01:48:55,800 --> 01:49:02,880
manufacture such a several multi
million complex projects such as

2201
01:49:03,000 --> 01:49:07,440
grand think? 
I think the introduction of the 

2202
01:49:07,440 --> 01:49:10,320
Grand Strike Group has 
overstretched the capacity of 

2203
01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:12,960
the Royal Navy to the breaking 
point and I, I. 

2204
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:18,040
I think, I think I, I, I think 
Sauron's procurement of a grand 

2205
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:22,720
is a great what's the word look 
for metaphor for military 

2206
01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:25,120
procurement, Like, right, OK, 
what do we need? 

2207
01:49:25,320 --> 01:49:28,880
We need a battering ram. 
Yes, but but but. 

2208
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:31,360
I think it should be in the 
shape of a giant wolf that 

2209
01:49:31,360 --> 01:49:33,880
breathes fire. 
It's clearly a. 

2210
01:49:33,880 --> 01:49:37,240
Symptom of something larger. 
After the breaching of Helms 

2211
01:49:37,240 --> 01:49:40,440
Deep, we have seen discussion 
after discussion whether the 

2212
01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:44,200
battering ram has become 
obsolete with the introduction 

2213
01:49:44,200 --> 01:49:49,120
of explosive powder. 
Yet even the Dark Lord himself 

2214
01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:52,520
clearly thinks that the 
battering ram still has value. 

2215
01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:54,440
Problem is right. 
Is that a lot of a lot of 

2216
01:49:54,440 --> 01:49:57,880
Mordor's economy is based on the
battering ram building business.

2217
01:49:57,880 --> 01:50:00,520
So and the and the and the 
problem is not bigger battering 

2218
01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:02,280
Rams or smaller battering Rams, 
it's mass. 

2219
01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:05,240
We need more battering Rams, OK?
And that's the only way to we're

2220
01:50:05,240 --> 01:50:07,160
going to be able to stop all 
these refugees coming into 

2221
01:50:07,160 --> 01:50:11,760
Mordor, OK? 
So, and that's maybe you, maybe 

2222
01:50:11,760 --> 01:50:15,320
if we take this, this is just 
another authoritarian regime 

2223
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:18,440
desperately trying to create 
jobs. 

2224
01:50:19,520 --> 01:50:21,400
I think that's what it is, yeah.
Yeah. 

2225
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:25,320
There's obviously not enough 
jobs going for the native there.

2226
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:29,440
Apparently is a vast need for 
for large amount of jobs that 

2227
01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:33,760
are unskilled labour. 
And clearly, swinging a giant 

2228
01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:36,280
battering ram is not an academic
job. 

2229
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:40,040
You know what? 
And and do you know what's that 

2230
01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:41,960
that swinging that that big 
growing power. 

2231
01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:43,640
And it wasn't just the giant 
trolls guys. 

2232
01:50:43,640 --> 01:50:45,880
It was some of the ordinary orcs
because they had to prove that 

2233
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:51,000
the troll guys went like a DI 
here higher you. 

2234
01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:54,600
Got involved for that one like 
the orc union got involved and 

2235
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:57,720
they're like listen, but think 
we'll see what you're doing 

2236
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:58,760
here. 
So we're going to, you know, 

2237
01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:00,960
going to make sure that, you 
know, you can get, you're taking

2238
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:04,960
quarters on of our guys as well,
you know, but it's like, I mean,

2239
01:51:04,960 --> 01:51:06,280
yeah, you totally write like the
idea. 

2240
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:08,440
It's like they've got like the 
whole like flame throwing aspect

2241
01:51:08,440 --> 01:51:11,960
of Bron means like, you know, 
the like the because of because,

2242
01:51:11,960 --> 01:51:14,520
because like I said, it's it's 
that's a battering round plus 

2243
01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:17,000
shit burns, right. 
And it's like the because 

2244
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:20,520
they've got like just bring in 
as many contractors on it as the

2245
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:22,680
can. 
I mean, the design process took 

2246
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:24,240
ages. 
They brought in loads different 

2247
01:51:24,240 --> 01:51:27,280
like teams, various shamans, 
Wizards and freaks. 

2248
01:51:27,480 --> 01:51:28,920
There's coming to odd things on 
it. 

2249
01:51:28,920 --> 01:51:32,200
You know, there was like 6 Yeah,
like when there was there was 

2250
01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:34,440
there was I was out of the time.
There was a whole or six months 

2251
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:37,360
when they were fighting over the
size of various ridges and like 

2252
01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:38,800
nodules and knobs on it and 
stuff. 

2253
01:51:38,800 --> 01:51:41,960
So, you know, but like I said, 
it's all about just maintaining 

2254
01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:45,320
the economy at this point. 
Do you want all these orcs and 

2255
01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:47,680
and whatever unemployed? 
No, because at this point 

2256
01:51:47,680 --> 01:51:50,040
they're going to start listening
to that fucking Hobbit music, 

2257
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:51,920
right? 
They're going to start smoking 

2258
01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:54,400
the Hobbit's pipe weed. 
It's going to warp the mains and

2259
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:57,960
all of a sudden great Ban Orc 
orcs rise up against you and 

2260
01:51:57,960 --> 01:52:00,240
you're hanging from a lamp post.
Nobody wants to. 

2261
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:03,200
Nobody wants to fight anymore. 
But he was looking ahead. 

2262
01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:06,440
He's like, like once, once the 
White City is gone, what am I 

2263
01:52:06,440 --> 01:52:08,320
going to have my guys do? 
Yeah, but. 

2264
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:10,920
Once again, this is an ongoing 
problem. 

2265
01:52:11,160 --> 01:52:14,240
Clearly the Dark Lord does not 
even want to pay for orcs, 

2266
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:17,440
because why else what do you 
have needs to involve men from 

2267
01:52:17,440 --> 01:52:20,120
the east. 
Apparently he has to get the 

2268
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:23,680
perundrum involved because 
they're just cheaper unpaid 

2269
01:52:23,680 --> 01:52:25,440
foreign labour. 
It's like than that it's. 

2270
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:29,000
It's pirates as well, actually. 
Honest to go to pirates, you 

2271
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:31,520
know, unscrupulous. 
Stealing. 

2272
01:52:31,800 --> 01:52:36,920
Stealing mortar Orcs jobs. 
Shocking. 

2273
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:39,440
Shocking the state of a man 
take. 

2274
01:52:39,440 --> 01:52:43,320
Mortal Grid Again, would this 
movie have been better with 

2275
01:52:43,480 --> 01:52:46,360
Doctor Jack Ryan, Doctor Richard
Kimble, or President James 

2276
01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:48,000
Marshall? 
Well, I think the answer is 

2277
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:50,320
pretty obvious. 
It's Doctor Jack Ryan. 

2278
01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:53,200
Who else is going to face off 
against Kittridge again? 

2279
01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:54,880
Or in this case, Rissa? 
Yeah. 

2280
01:52:54,880 --> 01:52:56,760
And actually Jack Ryan. 
Absolutely. 

2281
01:52:56,760 --> 01:52:58,200
Fair one. 
Yeah, I can. 

2282
01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:02,320
Hear Harrison Ford's going. 
You've never seen me very upset 

2283
01:53:02,480 --> 01:53:03,360
as well. 
I can hear him. 

2284
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:05,880
He. 
Could he could easily be folded 

2285
01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:10,920
in with as as someone who 
assists Ethan Hunt in like the 

2286
01:53:10,920 --> 01:53:15,560
kind of end game of the film? 
Easily, easily him, him and him 

2287
01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:18,360
and Ding Chavez and John Clark 
just fucking swaggering in and 

2288
01:53:18,360 --> 01:53:20,840
just like, you know, I heard you
were making. 

2289
01:53:20,840 --> 01:53:22,840
A movie that had no guns in it, 
Yeah. 

2290
01:53:23,920 --> 01:53:27,480
I'm going to fucking change that
million chronically underused 

2291
01:53:27,480 --> 01:53:30,360
Domingo Chavez and even more 
cromley underused John fucking 

2292
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:32,600
Clark. 
We are going to change that 

2293
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:34,320
dude. 
Two person body count. 

2294
01:53:34,480 --> 01:53:36,400
Fuck that man. 
Streets are going to run red 

2295
01:53:36,400 --> 01:53:39,800
with blood. 
I think that's, yeah, I think 

2296
01:53:39,800 --> 01:53:43,480
that's it for those guys. 
Weird little guy played by Peter

2297
01:53:43,480 --> 01:53:46,200
Falk. 
Yes, he could have been. 

2298
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:47,800
I want. 
I want you to focus. 

2299
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:48,640
Ethan Hunt. 
Yes. 

2300
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:53,640
And and and doing all like the 
horny stuff as well. 

2301
01:53:53,640 --> 01:53:56,640
And like Vanessa Redgraves, just
like proper, like trying to Mack

2302
01:53:56,640 --> 01:54:00,360
on him and he's like. 
So. 

2303
01:54:00,440 --> 01:54:02,960
Jim, I just have one more 
question. 

2304
01:54:04,840 --> 01:54:09,320
Yes. 
Just just imagine him taking off

2305
01:54:09,320 --> 01:54:12,600
weird masks, yeah? 
Like he pulls off his Peter Falk

2306
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:14,000
mask and is another Peter Falk 
in the knee. 

2307
01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:15,960
Exactly. 
I. 

2308
01:54:15,960 --> 01:54:18,320
Was going to say like the 
ultimate the ultimate like 

2309
01:54:18,320 --> 01:54:21,760
twisters Peter Falk Texas Peter 
Falk mask off and it's just like

2310
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:25,120
still Peter Falk and it's like 
you thought I was pretending to 

2311
01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:27,880
be Colombo the whole time. 
No, I'm actually star of stage 

2312
01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:31,080
and screen. 
Peter Falk making an but you 

2313
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:33,800
have never seen. 
Me upset What's? 

2314
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:37,760
It's Columbo, PFR grips off his 
mask, and it's the granddad from

2315
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:39,400
The Princess Bride. 
Bit of fork underneath. 

2316
01:54:39,960 --> 01:54:41,560
Incredible. 
Incredible scenes. 

2317
01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:45,480
He could have. 
He could have played Phelps. 

2318
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:47,720
He could have played Kit Rich 
could have played a character's 

2319
01:54:47,720 --> 01:54:48,880
buddy. 
Yeah. 

2320
01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:50,120
Hi. 
God, Craig. 

2321
01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:52,240
I love her. 
Krieg is the. 

2322
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:55,760
One Krieg is there's a supposed.
To be a 0 body count mission 

2323
01:54:56,680 --> 01:54:59,160
perhaps? 
He's. 

2324
01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:02,760
With a nice and the and the 
right and the oh man, the comedy

2325
01:55:02,760 --> 01:55:04,960
of him like trying to like pull 
even back up again from the rope

2326
01:55:04,960 --> 01:55:07,320
and everything yeah, imagine. 
Him flying the helicopter, yeah,

2327
01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:09,320
with like a. 
Cigar like sticking out his 

2328
01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:13,080
mouth and yeah, I can. 
I mean, I mean, I know that we 

2329
01:55:13,080 --> 01:55:16,240
fucking idolise Colombo on this 
pod, but I can imagine him 

2330
01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:19,600
flying the helicopter adeptly 
better than anybody else in that

2331
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:21,600
film. 
He'd be. 

2332
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:23,920
He's given me like 18 vibes, 
yeah. 

2333
01:55:24,720 --> 01:55:28,200
As like I'm, I'm like the last 
to hear this something, but I 

2334
01:55:28,200 --> 01:55:31,640
was really amazed and really 
pumped to hear the like as a 

2335
01:55:31,640 --> 01:55:34,600
dirty mark that he was in 
Colombo was his own court that 

2336
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:36,600
he provided. 
That's amazing. 

2337
01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:39,080
I think that's. 
Meant that's like, that's the 

2338
01:55:39,080 --> 01:55:41,800
platonic opposite of Steven 
Seagal bringing what appears to 

2339
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:43,640
be his own site on the Water's 
film. 

2340
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,360
Still not being able to shoot 
properly with it, you know. 

2341
01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:50,560
Have you seen? 
The but once again, I'll see it.

2342
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:53,680
Watch the Steven Seagal film. 
He clearly brings his own old 

2343
01:55:53,680 --> 01:55:56,640
busted ass 1911 and he blinks 
when he shoots this. 

2344
01:55:57,680 --> 01:56:01,160
I will ban the fucking drum 
about this for a long time. 

2345
01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:03,760
We're never going to do a Steven
Seagal film Was none of them 

2346
01:56:03,760 --> 01:56:05,760
really fit the kind of vibe of 
the show. 

2347
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:08,680
Yeah, OK. 
Have you seen the Columbus 

2348
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:10,880
statue they've got in Budapest? 
No, but that's. 

2349
01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:14,160
Best there's like a. 
There's like a translates to 

2350
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:16,760
like Folk St. 
So they've got like a big so 

2351
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:19,080
they've got like a bronze statue
of Columbo, like scratching his 

2352
01:56:19,080 --> 01:56:22,520
head and his dog in front of him
like a little Beagle. 

2353
01:56:24,000 --> 01:56:25,960
Jeffrey Wright. 
Could he be in this movie 

2354
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:29,680
somewhere? 
Undoubtedly, beware. 

2355
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:33,280
He fits with the vibe he fits 
with, fits with it's American 

2356
01:56:33,280 --> 01:56:35,680
centre of obviously kind of 
story comedy plays that. 

2357
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:38,680
He plays a great, like, 
conflicted American, you know? 

2358
01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:41,800
Yeah. 
The If they wanted to make 

2359
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:44,400
Kittridge less of a just a 
company man, they could have 

2360
01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:47,320
made it give him a bit of a few 
more, a few more, a few more 

2361
01:56:47,320 --> 01:56:49,080
dimensions. 
Which if you write, yeah. 

2362
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:51,920
He wouldn't have made sense, 
claim Krieger, that's for sure. 

2363
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:55,560
No, absolutely not. 
No, no, he's he's got to be like

2364
01:56:55,640 --> 01:56:58,200
yeah, conflicted guy or someone 
with a quiet dignity. 

2365
01:56:58,360 --> 01:57:00,160
Have you watched the new nice 
that movie? 

2366
01:57:00,320 --> 01:57:03,360
Oh really worth it. 
It's really good movie If he 

2367
01:57:03,360 --> 01:57:06,040
writes in it for like probably 5
minutes tall. 

2368
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:07,520
He's got like a scene at the 
start of the movie and a scene 

2369
01:57:07,520 --> 01:57:09,120
at the end of the movie. 
But he's fantastic. 

2370
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:11,640
Just absolutely just comes in 
bosses the scenes walks out 

2371
01:57:11,640 --> 01:57:12,720
again. 
Brilliant. 

2372
01:57:13,560 --> 01:57:15,600
I love the guy. 
All right, the question that 

2373
01:57:15,600 --> 01:57:18,800
we've all been waiting to ask is
this movie Prue or Auntie? 

2374
01:57:18,800 --> 01:57:22,760
The Central Agency? 
I'm finished. 

2375
01:57:22,760 --> 01:57:25,640
This isn't the end. 
Samuel Jackson. 

2376
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:27,200
Oh, you. 
Want to talk? 

2377
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:29,720
Commander U.S. 
Navy, the Lieutenant. 

2378
01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:32,880
Commander Samuel Jackson, U.S. 
Navy work in this movie. 

2379
01:57:32,880 --> 01:57:36,280
What do you think we could? 
We possibly replace cartridge 

2380
01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:38,600
with him. 
I can see him telling telling a 

2381
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:42,240
hunt to go to hell. 
I'll tell you what you would 

2382
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:46,880
have to have if you were going 
to have Samuel Jackson do a heel

2383
01:57:46,880 --> 01:57:50,600
face turn in this movie. 
He would demand he had a scene 

2384
01:57:51,520 --> 01:57:57,960
with Hunt at the end of the 
movie where they like, resolved 

2385
01:57:57,960 --> 01:58:00,840
their differences and like, 
shook hands so that Samuel 

2386
01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:03,040
Jackson got to walk away a hero 
at the end of the movie. 

2387
01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:05,560
That's not that's not a slide 
against Samuel Jackson. 

2388
01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:08,320
That's just the kind of role I 
think you'd want to have in the 

2389
01:58:08,320 --> 01:58:10,240
movie. 
Yeah, well, it would make it a 

2390
01:58:10,240 --> 01:58:12,240
very different film, but it 
wouldn't be a deal breaker. 

2391
01:58:13,200 --> 01:58:15,440
It wouldn't be a film room now, 
I could definitely say at work, 

2392
01:58:15,440 --> 01:58:18,280
and it'll be a different film. 
They could fit him in easier 

2393
01:58:18,280 --> 01:58:20,040
into the sequels, I think. 
Yeah. 

2394
01:58:20,240 --> 01:58:22,800
Well, as Kitteridge still or is 
it or like a different rule? 

2395
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:25,120
Different rule I think. 
Different rule, I think. 

2396
01:58:25,120 --> 01:58:27,840
Yeah, yeah. 
That's a very good question. 

2397
01:58:27,840 --> 01:58:28,960
That's a really. 
Fucking good one. 

2398
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:30,880
Christ, that's absolutely. 
Eyes. 

2399
01:58:30,880 --> 01:58:32,280
Yeah, I didn't thought about 
that. 

2400
01:58:33,120 --> 01:58:34,400
Yeah. 
Where else could he be? 

2401
01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:38,240
Because at this time was this 
1996? 

2402
01:58:38,240 --> 01:58:39,640
So this is like post Pulp 
Fiction. 

2403
01:58:40,240 --> 01:58:41,600
Yeah. 
So he's. 

2404
01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:44,560
Yeah. 
So what? 

2405
01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:49,480
We're near deep blue sea. 
OK, I could have been. 

2406
01:58:49,480 --> 01:58:51,400
Hey, I'll tell you what he could
have been Phelps. 

2407
01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:53,280
He could have been. 
Phelps, that would have been a. 

2408
01:58:53,280 --> 01:58:54,640
Slightly different vibe, but 
yeah. 

2409
01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:57,080
I'll tell you what though, it 
would have been a bit awkward 

2410
01:58:57,080 --> 01:59:00,640
when Tom Cruise pulled off the 
Phelps mask because I was like, 

2411
01:59:00,960 --> 01:59:07,560
it was like, it was like, shit. 
It was like, was that, was that 

2412
01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:10,040
blackface? 
Yeah, I probably did. 

2413
01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:11,200
Probably. 
Did. 

2414
01:59:11,280 --> 01:59:12,040
Yeah. 
No. 

2415
01:59:12,040 --> 01:59:14,280
That's probably not right. 
No, we can't do that. 

2416
01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:15,440
Yeah. 
What if he does? 

2417
01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:18,840
Luther well and losing. 
Rhames well, exchange Marcellus 

2418
01:59:18,840 --> 01:59:22,760
Wallace for whoever the Timur 
Jackson's name wasn't. 

2419
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:25,600
Perfection does my. 
Laptop look like a bitch. 

2420
01:59:26,320 --> 01:59:28,880
Instead of Job 314, it's 
Ezekiel. 

2421
01:59:29,880 --> 01:59:32,040
He could. 
I mean, he could play Kriga. 

2422
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:33,520
He could play Kriga. 
Yeah, that'd be cool. 

2423
01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:35,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I'm. 

2424
01:59:35,880 --> 01:59:41,040
I hate motherfucking rat. 
I've had it with these 

2425
01:59:41,040 --> 01:59:44,320
motherfucking rats in my in my 
ventilation shaft. 

2426
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:46,360
Motherfucker. 
What are you saying? 

2427
01:59:46,360 --> 01:59:48,760
Toast, motherfucker. 
Toast. 

2428
01:59:48,840 --> 01:59:49,720
Toast. 
The sound. 

2429
01:59:49,720 --> 01:59:51,920
Check is just him going 
motherfucker, a different 

2430
01:59:51,920 --> 01:59:55,120
motherfucker. 
Motherfucker, motherfucker this 

2431
01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:57,120
this. 
The sound cheques just him doing

2432
01:59:57,120 --> 02:00:00,080
is like Rogal with cheese bit 
from Pulp Fiction. 

2433
02:00:01,960 --> 02:00:04,960
Do you know what? 
They call a rat in Paris a chef.

2434
02:00:05,320 --> 02:00:08,320
A ratatouille? 
Yes, people have got there. 

2435
02:00:08,440 --> 02:00:11,840
A chef. 
God Any. 

2436
02:00:11,840 --> 02:00:13,880
Motherfucker can cook who, 
right? 

2437
02:00:13,960 --> 02:00:18,440
OK, Will Samuel L Jackson have 
improved the 2008 Pixar film 

2438
02:00:18,440 --> 02:00:20,280
Ratatouille? 
Right? 

2439
02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:24,600
I hate to. 
Say this, but we could replace 

2440
02:00:24,640 --> 02:00:29,520
my boy Peter O'Toole no relation
with with I think anyway, who 

2441
02:00:29,520 --> 02:00:30,880
who fucking knows, right? 
So. 

2442
02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:32,760
He's the food critic, right? 
Yeah. 

2443
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:35,360
Yeah, So. 
Replace him with Samuel L 

2444
02:00:35,360 --> 02:00:37,600
Jackson as Anton Ego, the food 
critic. 

2445
02:00:37,600 --> 02:00:39,800
I would just kind of like to see
that happen. 

2446
02:00:42,880 --> 02:00:46,200
That would be awesome, yeah. 
Jesus Christ, you're telling. 

2447
02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:49,920
Me a shrimp fried this rice 
this. 

2448
02:00:49,920 --> 02:00:52,360
Is some motherfucking good 
ratatouille. 

2449
02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:57,200
He comes in with this fucking 
purple lecture we do. 

2450
02:00:57,200 --> 02:00:59,480
Not do not grant you access to 
the kitchen. 

2451
02:01:00,400 --> 02:01:02,320
Worldwide. 
To me, be better with Doctor 

2452
02:01:02,320 --> 02:01:04,920
Jack Ryan, Doctor Richard 
Kimble, our President, James 

2453
02:01:04,920 --> 02:01:08,280
Marshall. 
Half. 

2454
02:01:08,280 --> 02:01:11,720
Halfway to the film, President 
James Marshall declares war on 

2455
02:01:11,720 --> 02:01:15,960
the French. 
Oh amazing, I haven't seen 

2456
02:01:15,960 --> 02:01:18,320
Ryatui in too long. 
There was a joke I saw on 

2457
02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:23,240
threads of like like linguine 
like turning up to work for late

2458
02:01:23,240 --> 02:01:26,160
for the fifth time in a row, 
screaming I'm sorry for lakes. 

2459
02:01:26,160 --> 02:01:27,600
Like what was ratchet in my 
hair? 

2460
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:32,160
Fuck. 
Me, Jesus Christ. 

2461
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:34,800
What's this movie Mission 
Impossible? 

2462
02:01:34,800 --> 02:01:37,080
Is it pro anti CIA? 
It's anti. 

2463
02:01:37,080 --> 02:01:39,760
I think they were all in a way 
anti because they pitched the 

2464
02:01:39,760 --> 02:01:43,600
IMF at odds with the CIA. 
And they're constantly, I don't 

2465
02:01:43,600 --> 02:01:45,640
know how many more of these 
movies you've seen, Roy, but 

2466
02:01:45,640 --> 02:01:48,440
like they are, there's always 
like congressional hearings 

2467
02:01:48,960 --> 02:01:51,800
where they're having to defend 
themselves to like an oversight 

2468
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:53,720
committee for their funding and 
everything. 

2469
02:01:54,320 --> 02:01:56,160
A bit like how they do at the 
end, like all the Bourne movies.

2470
02:01:56,560 --> 02:02:00,280
Yeah, and there's a really like 
there's a brilliant like running

2471
02:02:00,280 --> 02:02:04,280
gag of like of Alec Baldwin is 
always there like justifying 

2472
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:06,000
like. 
So I think one of them he starts

2473
02:02:06,000 --> 02:02:07,880
by saying like the IMF is needs 
to be cut away. 

2474
02:02:07,880 --> 02:02:09,840
It's ridiculous. 
It's like in the in the age of 

2475
02:02:10,080 --> 02:02:13,400
modern intelligence gathering in
and singing etcetera, we don't 

2476
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:16,720
need human sources with like 
these ridiculous gadgets and 

2477
02:02:16,720 --> 02:02:17,920
stuff to be doing crazy 
emissions. 

2478
02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:20,320
And then at the end of the movie
he's like, and that's why I 

2479
02:02:20,320 --> 02:02:24,040
think the investor of the IMF is
critical to this safety of this 

2480
02:02:24,040 --> 02:02:25,640
nation, why we need it. 
And it's like you've just done 

2481
02:02:25,640 --> 02:02:27,800
like a 180 from the yeah, it's 
brilliant. 

2482
02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:32,440
Anyway, yeah, it's anti CIA 
which makes it seven to three 

2483
02:02:32,440 --> 02:02:34,240
against I think 7:00 to 3:00. 
Against. 

2484
02:02:35,720 --> 02:02:37,920
Cool, right? 
Ding Chavez Award for missed 

2485
02:02:37,920 --> 02:02:40,120
opportunity of this movie. 
Well, there's one. 

2486
02:02:40,280 --> 02:02:44,200
There is one now. 
I know the movie starts with the

2487
02:02:44,200 --> 02:02:47,520
whole very cool, very effective 
sequence of the team that we 

2488
02:02:47,520 --> 02:02:49,760
think we're going to get to know
all getting wiped out. 

2489
02:02:50,720 --> 02:02:52,920
The latest season of It's 
Welcome to Derry, there's a very

2490
02:02:52,920 --> 02:02:55,200
similar thing. 
And it's very. 

2491
02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:59,760
And it's very cool, very fun. 
But man, I love me some Kristen 

2492
02:02:59,760 --> 02:03:01,120
Scott Thomas. 
And I think she should have been

2493
02:03:01,120 --> 02:03:02,240
in this movie a bit longer. 
Yeah. 

2494
02:03:02,240 --> 02:03:04,440
Yeah. 
Maybe she should have survived 

2495
02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:06,560
and maybe Claire shouldn't have.
Yeah. 

2496
02:03:07,040 --> 02:03:10,120
Miss. 
Opportunity is clearly the size 

2497
02:03:10,120 --> 02:03:13,080
of the aquarium, as discussed 
earlier. 

2498
02:03:14,920 --> 02:03:21,640
Roughly 1497 fish short of 
something actually intriguing. 

2499
02:03:21,880 --> 02:03:24,440
All I've seen on the floor was a
handful of lobsters. 

2500
02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:28,680
I think a missed opportunity for
me is I've just had a quick 

2501
02:03:28,680 --> 02:03:32,240
Google for the funny news nest 
and News Group names We could 

2502
02:03:32,240 --> 02:03:36,840
have seen along obviously was so
like the Amiga demos one and the

2503
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:39,000
the Amazon women enthusiast 
stuff. 

2504
02:03:39,160 --> 02:03:42,760
Look about alt dot Swedish dot 
chef dot book dot book dot book.

2505
02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:45,480
And of course, as the legendary,
as I mentioned them off dot 

2506
02:03:45,480 --> 02:03:50,720
Wesley dot Crusha dot die dot 
die dot die alt alt dot fan dot 

2507
02:03:50,720 --> 02:03:57,560
Carl Dash Malden dot nose, some 
absolute total bangers out 

2508
02:03:57,560 --> 02:03:59,120
there. 
And I'm just pulling up some 

2509
02:03:59,120 --> 02:04:02,680
more alls dot alien dot vampire 
dot flunk, flunk, flunk. 

2510
02:04:02,680 --> 02:04:06,200
That one actually appears in the
film. 

2511
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:09,600
If if you have a look at the 
film, if you pause, that 

2512
02:04:09,600 --> 02:04:11,760
actually does appear in US. 
That is that is referenced 

2513
02:04:11,760 --> 02:04:13,360
there. 
See how they go this there. 

2514
02:04:13,360 --> 02:04:16,240
There are there are so many that
could have the could have been 

2515
02:04:16,240 --> 02:04:18,880
of like a use net deep dive. 
You could have got in some use 

2516
02:04:18,880 --> 02:04:22,120
net drama with people and people
like Oh my God, that Ethan guy's

2517
02:04:22,120 --> 02:04:23,920
posting again. 
Let's take this threat to 

2518
02:04:23,920 --> 02:04:26,000
emails, which is what they would
do. 

2519
02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:28,160
Someone was being irritating in 
a thread. 

2520
02:04:29,280 --> 02:04:31,840
Amazing. 
Hey Royal, so final thing before

2521
02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:34,320
we wrap this bad boy up, have 
you got any notes from the 

2522
02:04:34,320 --> 02:04:36,000
peanut gallery? 
It's taking my. 

2523
02:04:36,000 --> 02:04:39,360
Glasses off so that the IMF 
can't see me look at the phone. 

2524
02:04:39,480 --> 02:04:43,600
So there's some excellent 
reviews of this film on our 

2525
02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:46,400
friend of the podcast. 
Not quite sponsored, but it 

2526
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:48,800
makes my life a lot easier 
finding funny things. 

2527
02:04:48,800 --> 02:04:52,760
That is a letter boxed. 
Some great ones and lots of 

2528
02:04:52,760 --> 02:04:54,600
great ones and ones don't make 
too much sense. 

2529
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:56,520
And some ones do make a fair 
amount of sense. 

2530
02:04:56,560 --> 02:04:57,640
Four stars. 
No Sir. 

2531
02:04:57,680 --> 02:04:59,000
Three stars. 
Fake news. 

2532
02:05:00,240 --> 02:05:03,040
This was like not good in my 
opinion. 

2533
02:05:03,120 --> 02:05:05,760
It's I made justice like action 
movies though brackets. 

2534
02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:08,520
But it was entertaining and 
explodes in the high campy vibes

2535
02:05:08,520 --> 02:05:10,920
of that helicopter scene. 
There were single snippets of 

2536
02:05:10,920 --> 02:05:13,400
this that were hilarious and 
ways I don't know were intended 

2537
02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:16,280
to be like what Ethan is in 
disguise, but it's not a mask at

2538
02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:18,320
all. 
And then he'll whip his face off

2539
02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:20,760
like magic and it's him. 
And I like the part where the 

2540
02:05:20,760 --> 02:05:24,040
government were descending on a 
hotel room or whatever it was to

2541
02:05:24,040 --> 02:05:27,360
capture Max and Ethan and there 
was a little old lady vacuuming 

2542
02:05:27,360 --> 02:05:30,040
outside and they threatened her 
with a gun and she just kept 

2543
02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:32,960
vacuuming. 
I will not be watching war 

2544
02:05:32,960 --> 02:05:35,520
Mission Impossible movies unless
I made to. 

2545
02:05:36,080 --> 02:05:39,240
Also, I hope Tom Cruise dies for
real. 

2546
02:05:40,600 --> 02:05:43,960
Damn right. 
Yeah, 2 1/2 stars. 

2547
02:05:43,960 --> 02:05:46,840
Sometimes I felt like I was 
watching a bunch of people speak

2548
02:05:46,880 --> 02:05:49,600
gibberish in tones that 
insinuated they must be talking 

2549
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:52,200
about important stuff like an 
hour and a half straight. 

2550
02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:57,040
But also I had fun. 4 1/2 stars 
by Ophelia. 

2551
02:05:58,200 --> 02:06:01,320
I pitched this by going Tom 
Cruise is so hot in this he 

2552
02:06:01,320 --> 02:06:04,240
looks like a child. 
Which wasn't. 

2553
02:06:04,240 --> 02:06:06,040
The greatest choice of words in 
my life. 

2554
02:06:06,040 --> 02:06:08,840
But we did end up watching it 
and enjoying it, so I'm counting

2555
02:06:08,840 --> 02:06:09,840
it. 
Yes, yes. 

2556
02:06:09,840 --> 02:06:12,840
Officer, this letter. 
You right there. 

2557
02:06:13,600 --> 02:06:16,280
Absolutely. 
I can't believe I finally 

2558
02:06:16,280 --> 02:06:18,920
watched this. 
Midterms have eaten me the fuck 

2559
02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:21,000
alive. 
Jesus, it's been a week since I 

2560
02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:23,160
watched a film. 
Last night I promised myself I'd

2561
02:06:23,160 --> 02:06:26,280
watch no less than 200 this 
year. 29 left. 

2562
02:06:26,480 --> 02:06:30,280
I'm going to have to lock in 
this mud guys, pray for me. 3 

2563
02:06:30,280 --> 02:06:33,920
1/2 stars a one that hits the 
hits. 

2564
02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:35,680
A good point here. 
I love how 90s it is. 

2565
02:06:35,680 --> 02:06:37,560
I'm not bombarded with 
background music. 

2566
02:06:37,560 --> 02:06:40,880
The silence, slowness, dullness,
and daily life sounds as opposed

2567
02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:43,040
to a music score in a music 
score. 

2568
02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:44,880
Insert one right after the 
other. 

2569
02:06:45,120 --> 02:06:46,840
They don't make movies like this
anymore. 

2570
02:06:46,840 --> 02:06:50,040
It's jarring watching this after
the Ministry of Ungentlemanly 

2571
02:06:50,040 --> 02:06:55,560
Warfare and someone just puts 4 
1/2 stars. 

2572
02:06:55,560 --> 02:06:59,240
Love Tom Cruise, Devastating. 
We have a very time. 

2573
02:06:59,240 --> 02:07:02,760
Relevant 112th of December 2025.
Three stars. 

2574
02:07:02,800 --> 02:07:05,800
Bad news for any Portsmouth fans
watching this. 

2575
02:07:05,800 --> 02:07:08,320
Southampton did escape 
relegation. 

2576
02:07:09,800 --> 02:07:12,520
Low key confused but they gagged
me sometimes. 

2577
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:15,720
So and another one of five 
stars. 10 out of 10 banger and a

2578
02:07:15,720 --> 02:07:18,400
classic. 
Suspenseful, conniving and small

2579
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:20,960
not saving the world in the best
way. 

2580
02:07:21,040 --> 02:07:23,440
Everything is a little off kilt 
are the acting is a bit more 

2581
02:07:23,440 --> 02:07:26,040
unrestricted. 
People scream things not just 

2582
02:07:26,040 --> 02:07:29,000
drop cliche lines. 
These weird close-ups from below

2583
02:07:29,000 --> 02:07:31,160
when Hunt and Kitteridge are 
reacting to things. 

2584
02:07:31,160 --> 02:07:34,640
It just fucking works. 
Side note, I never noticed my 

2585
02:07:34,680 --> 02:07:36,760
3,000,000 watches. 
There's a sequence where Ethan 

2586
02:07:36,760 --> 02:07:39,600
spends the whole night sending 
little emails and seems more 

2587
02:07:39,800 --> 02:07:43,440
spent from doing this than any 
other physical task, and I don't

2588
02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:44,840
know how it hasn't become a 
meme. 

2589
02:07:45,000 --> 02:07:47,280
Cool on it me. 
Amazing stuff. 

2590
02:07:47,520 --> 02:07:49,120
We're almost through these door.
It does. 

2591
02:07:49,440 --> 02:07:52,520
I can't stop thinking about 
Brian de Palma split diopter 

2592
02:07:52,520 --> 02:07:54,880
shots. 
My wife left me, she took the 

2593
02:07:54,880 --> 02:07:56,760
kids. 
I couldn't give up Brian de 

2594
02:07:56,760 --> 02:08:00,600
Palma split diopter shots. 
Nothing makes me feel the way 

2595
02:08:00,600 --> 02:08:04,000
they do, said Sydney with a 4 
1/2 star review. 

2596
02:08:05,520 --> 02:08:09,120
Quick Siska. 5 stars. 
The happiest movie ending in 

2597
02:08:09,120 --> 02:08:11,400
history. 
It's 1996 and you're having a 

2598
02:08:11,400 --> 02:08:15,160
pint outside with Ving Rhames as
Dreams by the Cranberries plays 

2599
02:08:15,160 --> 02:08:18,480
in the background. 
I cannot imagine anything better

2600
02:08:18,480 --> 02:08:22,920
on God's green earth than that. 
3 1/2 stars. 

2601
02:08:22,920 --> 02:08:25,040
Tom Cruise has so many good 
films. 

2602
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:28,040
It's a shame he's such a weirdo,
says Haley. 

2603
02:08:28,920 --> 02:08:32,240
And I think that's a lot of 
people's opinion on On Time. 

2604
02:08:32,240 --> 02:08:35,840
You see the other time you say 
not Tom Clancy, but in fact Tom 

2605
02:08:35,840 --> 02:08:43,000
Cruise, There you go, top cat. 
Cool, right that be. 

2606
02:08:43,160 --> 02:08:47,240
The end of an episode of Clear 
and Present Dudes before we sign

2607
02:08:47,240 --> 02:08:51,040
off any final points that he 
would like to make about the 

2608
02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:53,680
movie. 
I've been thinking we've we've 

2609
02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:57,000
brought up soundtrack and 
general ambience. 

2610
02:08:57,000 --> 02:09:02,840
And so I found a very quiet 
volume wise I've I've rewatched 

2611
02:09:02,840 --> 02:09:06,440
it today on my laptop and I had 
to hook it up to to the stereo 

2612
02:09:06,440 --> 02:09:09,120
to actually be able to follow 
the dialogue in places. 

2613
02:09:09,760 --> 02:09:10,720
Yeah. 
And that's. 

2614
02:09:10,760 --> 02:09:12,720
Really good call actually, 
especially. 

2615
02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:15,680
In comparison to the later 
Mission Impossible and 

2616
02:09:15,760 --> 02:09:21,000
especially the latest one, it's 
a very quiet film for action 

2617
02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:23,280
thriller. 
Interesting. 

2618
02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:26,800
Cool. 
Anything any any final comments 

2619
02:09:26,800 --> 02:09:28,760
about the lasting impact of this
mission? 

2620
02:09:28,760 --> 02:09:29,920
Mission movie? 
You gonna watch the rest of 

2621
02:09:29,920 --> 02:09:32,960
them? 
Yeah, it's been determined that 

2622
02:09:33,120 --> 02:09:35,240
MRI are gonna watch the the rest
of them. 

2623
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:38,080
I mean, like I said, I did say 
right, number 2 was a completely

2624
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:40,480
different kettle of fish and but
yeah, what? 

2625
02:09:40,600 --> 02:09:42,800
We are going to watch the whole 
of my thing and report back to 

2626
02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:44,640
you, but you are. 
In for a treat. 

2627
02:09:44,640 --> 02:09:46,880
The next one, three is one of 
the best ones I think. 

2628
02:09:47,400 --> 02:09:48,000
Sweet. 
Cut in. 

2629
02:09:48,080 --> 02:09:50,120
Looking forward to a man looking
forward to it, Philip. 

2630
02:09:50,240 --> 02:09:53,400
Seymour Hoffman, Philip Seymour.
Hoffman yes. 

2631
02:09:53,520 --> 02:09:56,320
Yeah. 
Is is there any film he couldn't

2632
02:09:56,320 --> 02:09:58,400
make better by his presence 
there? 

2633
02:09:58,400 --> 02:10:04,040
Is not cool, right? 
I guess a little parish notice 

2634
02:10:04,320 --> 02:10:05,960
to our listeners. 
We're probably going to take a 

2635
02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:08,920
little break over the festive 
period, so it's not going to be 

2636
02:10:09,400 --> 02:10:11,640
bang on two weeks for the next 
episode like usual. 

2637
02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:15,320
It might be 3 weeks. 
Yeah, maybe. 4 weeks and we have

2638
02:10:15,320 --> 02:10:17,200
to kind of have a discussion 
about what we're going to do for

2639
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:20,080
that movie and we're going to 
come back in the what I will say

2640
02:10:20,080 --> 02:10:22,480
is that January, at some point 
in January, we're going to 

2641
02:10:22,480 --> 02:10:26,400
celebrate Michael Mannuri. 
So there's bound to be a Michael

2642
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:29,080
Mann movie in there. 
Which one it is? 

2643
02:10:29,720 --> 02:10:31,960
You can say I don't, I don't 
think we're going to go with 

2644
02:10:31,960 --> 02:10:33,720
Heat straight away, but hey, we 
might. 

2645
02:10:34,040 --> 02:10:37,000
It's all it's all to play for. 
It could be black hits hits. 

2646
02:10:37,000 --> 02:10:39,960
Really, Really. 
The brass ring, isn't it? 

2647
02:10:39,960 --> 02:10:43,000
I mean, we've got to bring the A
game. 

2648
02:10:43,000 --> 02:10:46,120
We've got to take pre workout 
before we go for heat. 

2649
02:10:46,360 --> 02:10:48,800
We've got to go on a vision 
quest and climb mountains and 

2650
02:10:48,800 --> 02:10:49,960
shit. 
You know, it's like, yeah. 

2651
02:10:50,200 --> 02:10:52,120
Exactly. 
And there are plenty of options 

2652
02:10:52,120 --> 02:10:54,440
out there before we get to Heat.
There's Miami Vice, there's 

2653
02:10:54,440 --> 02:10:57,680
Black Hat Public Enemies. 
I'd like to be. 

2654
02:10:57,680 --> 02:11:00,960
Manhunter. 
Manhunter yeah, big time. 

2655
02:11:01,000 --> 02:11:05,520
The Keep question mark. 
Last of the Mohicans Don't know.

2656
02:11:05,520 --> 02:11:07,560
Technically isn't Spirit with 
this podcast, but it's a Michael

2657
02:11:07,560 --> 02:11:12,160
Mann movie. 
Ellies coming back into frame 

2658
02:11:12,160 --> 02:11:14,080
now, by the way, guys. 
Okay then. 

2659
02:11:14,080 --> 02:11:17,280
And he's like, right, okay, the 
cat obviously wants to pod over.

2660
02:11:17,560 --> 02:11:21,320
Okay, cool guys to our 
listeners, we have a peaceful 

2661
02:11:21,320 --> 02:11:23,640
festive period and we'll catch 
up with you in the new year. 

2662
02:11:23,720 --> 02:11:26,920
If you'd like to give us any 
suggestions for ongoing so for 

2663
02:11:26,920 --> 02:11:30,200
contact us or give us any kind 
of feedback whatsoever, e-mail 

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us at 
clearimprisoneddudes@gmail.com. 

2665
02:11:33,520 --> 02:11:37,840
You can find me on threads at 
Mike T 2049 and you can find the

2666
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podcast on Instagram at clear 
and present dudes, Rory. 

2667
02:11:42,040 --> 02:11:45,760
Yeah, you can. 
Find me on Twitter.com at Rory 

2668
02:11:45,760 --> 02:11:48,600
O'Toole, OK? 
Cool and and Sonya off the grid 

2669
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still somewhere deep in the 
Black Forest. 

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If if. 
If you if you manage to find me 

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02:11:53,760 --> 02:11:58,000
anywhere, I will be equally I'm 
impressed and concerned he's. 

2672
02:11:58,000 --> 02:12:01,360
Escaping over the Austrian Swiss
border this this Christmas with 

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the rest of the Vontra family. 
In which case, see you guys in 

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the year we have been clear. 
And. 

2675
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:11,560
Present, dude. 
Yeah. 

2676
02:12:11,560 --> 02:12:13,120
Merry Christmas. 
Merry Christmas. 

2677
02:12:13,120 --> 02:12:14,920
Guys, have a great one. 
Peace out. 

2678
02:12:15,120 --> 02:12:15,960
Stay on the flip side.
