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Gains represent a clear and 
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security of the United states 
you have no. 

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Idea what men came back to clear
and present zoos. 

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The podcast needs to know 
something. 

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Rory Sanye the way we used to be
together. 

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I don't mean lately, but before 
it was real, wasn't it? 

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You bet it was. 
I am my cotton bar and I've 

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joined by Rory James O'Toole and
Sandy Yorkson. 

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Who is, by the way, the only one
not wearing the appropriate 

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attire for this episode. 
Didn't get the no this is a 

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Miami Vice party. 
We're talking, we're talking 

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pastels, we're talking slip on 
shoes with no socks. 

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I'm wearing white jeans. 
You can't see, but I'm wearing 

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white jeans. 
Right now I've literally got a 

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Holstad 19 on a pair of blue 
jeans right now. 

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I also wore while I was eating 
my tea. 

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Brilliant. 
Just to just assimilate the 

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fucked up home life of Sonny 
Crockett. 

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Tonight we are diving deep into 
the neon pastel cocaine chic 

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world of groundbreaking a career
making fashion setting designer 

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stubble, creating Miami Vice 
with its feature length pilot 

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episodes of Brothers Keeper. 
Gentlemen and ladies who are 

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This is a spoiler podcast, so 
we're going to talk about the 

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entire movie from 19, 84. 
So I think the statute of 

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limitations spoilers has passed 
truly on this, this piece of 

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piece of media chaps, Miami 
Vice. 

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We've talked about it a few 
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I'm so glad we're finally here. 
Incredibly, Rory, it was your 

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suggestion. 
What made you? 

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What made you pick it? 
I saw that it's technically a 

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film because it's got reviews on
Letterbox, and I thought, well, 

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let's just go, man. 
There we go. 

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Jokes aside though, Miami Vice 
is incredibly ecstatic and 

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really set the pace for a 
significant amount of stuff that

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would turn into like prestige 
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It was some early work by 
Michael Mann, which we all love.

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For all big fans of Michael 
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So this is like a very, very 
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Michael Mannery. 
I guess it launched some 

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careers. 
It was a a pit stop in some of 

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our careers. 
It's chock full of cool guns and

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it's just incredibly slick. 
I'm also going to struggle and 

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not call this film Vice City, 
because I keep talking about 

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GTFI, sitting with people in my 
life and doing the Lance Vance 

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dance and all that. 
So, you know, yeah, this film's 

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cool. 
Incredibly so. 

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It I was really a fantastic 
article by Matthew Zola sites in

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Vulture this morning about 
basically, it's been like the 

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beginning of prestige television
almost. 

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The cinematic television, the 
colours, the style, the 

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incredibly deep lenses, the 
framing, the whole music video 

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aesthetic, all kind of all the 
stuff that Mommy vice is kind of

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famous for was there like from 
the beginning, like it didn't 

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have to like bed in and find its
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It was like out the gate, like 
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The only thing that's missing 
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Olmos. 
It doesn't doesn't turn up until

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like episode 6 of the first 
season, but otherwise like all 

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the key ingredients that make 
like mommy vice excellent are 

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here. 
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guess, is like the the cameos 
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As you mentioned, mommy advice 
is like a pit stop for many, 

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many people. 
Most of them aren't actors like 

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like like like loads of those of
those are good people in there. 

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But you had like people like the
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like Frank Zappa and Leonard 
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Was wasn't there like a format 
director of the CIA who had like

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a literal recurring role as an 
actor in the film G Gordon 

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Liddy? 
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Gee, Gordon Diddy had a 
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form up, say a director or 
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that. 
Some kind of incredibly glow in 

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the dark job that ended up 
acting on fucking Miami Vice, it

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said. 
Said. 

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This show in general is pure 
cocaine. 

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Yes. 
And that's. 

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That was the only thing I took 

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away from the article I was 
reading, which is so. 

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Michael Mann had a key hand in 
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of a powerhouse in terms of 
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John Hammer to do the music. 
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like the cinematography kind of 
the way it was and hired those 

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people and all that kind of 
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as well. 
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mentioning that. 
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created by Anthony Yerkovich. 
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credit to Michael Mann because 
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Anthony Yerkovich, who like all 
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the, the, the dialogue, the, 
the, like the whole thing, the 

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whole, the whole concept is, is 
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Michael Mann massively drawn to 
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that he's really, really drawn 
to like these weird liminal 

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spaces between in places where 
people have to like make a 

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living and live, but other 
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transitory drugged out 
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Vice to the movie in 2006. 
Blackout. 

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Lots of that happens like in the
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Las Vegas, similar kind of vibe,
like all that kind of all these 

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kind of weird places where like 
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live there and there's all the 
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and all the weird stuff. 
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All here, though. 
Imami Vice. 

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Great. 
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from watching it again was just 
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is. 
He's the most divorced man of 

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the world. 
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Even. 
Even even when he's asking exact

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as his ex-wife. 
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Like you got fucking children 
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Yes it was real. 
Yes it was real. 

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Fucking hell he is. 
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He's a dramatic bitch, that's 
why. 

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Yeah, when he, when he turns up 
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covered in explosion residue and
he's just like, hey, my 

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partner's been killed today and 
it's like you didn't even get 

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changed. 
You came straight to the party. 

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You killed the fucking vibe. 
You are so incredibly divorced. 

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Yeah, yeah, we'll get, we'll get
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We'll do a plot recap, but yeah,
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There's likely lives on a 
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Like is, is cover is cover is 
police cover is your cover story

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is going to be. 
You're a man who does crime and 

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that's it. 
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be easy to learn. 
Like, we're not going to change 

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your name. 
OK, Everyone's going. 

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To call you Sonny, yeah, you're 
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fucking recognisable as a 
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You know you're going to live 
with the mascot from the 

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football team that you're 
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That's absolutely wild. 
There's so much mental stuff in 

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this. 
I can't wait to get into it. 

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And I also can't wait to get 
into Philip Michael Thomas's 

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tubs as well. 
The whole thing's great. 

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We just get into it. 
I love it. 

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Yeah, absolutely. 
Let's fucking go. 

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Let's get in the Ferrari and 
just gun this bitch up and down 

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the coast one. 
Let's get that Tesla, Rosa 

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Rural. 
Suspect and a half dozen drug 

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murders down here. 
Every time I've gotten within 20

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blocks of this Colombian, I've 
had the pavement pulled right 

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out from under me. 
Four weeks ago, what about 

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Detectives set himself up in a 
meet with Calderon. 

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A man was shot to death. 
Hubs is here on priority 

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clearance per direct request of 
the NYPD. 

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Now, you might have 
commendations up the yin Yang in

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the Bronx or New York or 
wherever the hell it is you're 

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from, but this is Miami, pal, 
where you can't even tell the 

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players without a programme. 
Looks like you 2 are after the 

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same man. 
Instead of beating up on each 

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other, why don't you guys 
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it comes to security leaks? 
This town of yours and exactly 

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Pentagon South. 
Wait a minute, wait a minute. 

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You implying that I've got a bad
cop in my department? 

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Need some blow UPS here and 
here. 

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My eyes only. 
The veteran detective first 

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class on assignment. 
I don't understand this. 

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Why? 
It's called Justice Crockett, 

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it's called. 
Vengeance, my friend, plain and 

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simple. 
Because when it gets personal, 

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it gets messy, and when it gets 
messy, the wrong people get 

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killed. 
They're all players, Sonny. 

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Eddie. 
You get high on the action, no? 

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Right. 
OK, cool, open again. 

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Rare for the time. 
Cool open New York. 

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A young black man stakes out a 
New York apartment waiting for 

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an affluent drug dealer after 
scaring off some would be 

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muggers with his sword off 
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Click clack the guns coming out.
It's so fucking funny. 

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I'm coming hot straight. 
We'll take an initial wife 

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reaction because as soon as ever
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walking down the street, she's 
like what the fuck is this 

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grease bullshit? 
Big West Side Cesore stuff. 

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Go on because we're in New York.
Be cool, Tubs, tubs, be cool. 

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Be cool. 
Tubs cool. 

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Fuck me. 
So good. 

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So like, yeah, he sided this car
drinking coffee in a Styrofoam 

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cup. 
These guys come up, they're all 

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dressed like leather jackets and
stuff like that. 

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One guy pulls A friggin knife. 
Yo, you got a couple of 22nd 

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hang on too. 
And then like one guy slits in 

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his car and he's like, give me 
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I was one of the cards you got 
for those, for the wax and 

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Polish. 
And then, yeah, just whipped out

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this on a shotgun and they leave
as you, as you. 

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Was like just, I was just like 
slowly fucking brings it up. 

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I was like, not today, a man, 
not today. 

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Can we can we do this later? 
I'm a little busy. 

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It's. 
Like let's circle back, let's 

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circle back. 
OK, that's. 

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So good. 
So that's, that's all. 

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That's our introduction to tubs.
We don't even know as a cop yet.

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That's what I like about this 
drug dealer peers and he follows

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him into a bar where Tubs pays a
waiter to spill the dealer's 

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drinks to force him into the 
men's room. 

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He follows him into the men's 
room. 2 needle drops have 

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happened already and he goes to 
commit the dealer only to be 

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thwarted by two of the drugs 
dealers goons. 

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So there's a fight and then one 
of the men accidentally shoots 

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his partner before he himself is
shot by Tubs and like, and then 

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and then he runs out into the 
street an incredible, beautiful,

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like neo noir shot. 
If I'm running away from the 

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camera, then returning, running 
back towards the camera. 

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Yeah. 
And he sees up the guys, escapes

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and then it frees frames and 
then like very jarring whiplash 

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tone whiplash where straight 
into like the Miami Vice theme 

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tune, elongated Miami Vice theme
tune with like helicopter shot 

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going over the shining green sea
like ticket, ticket, ticket, 

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ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket, 
ticket, which is incredible. 

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Just loads of footage of cool 
stuff that people think, yeah 

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that's fucking cool. 
Like see flamingos, babes, cars,

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cool. 
This is fucking awesome, man. 

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Jockey doing the horse race. 
Fuck dog, you love this, you 

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love this, you love this. 
It's it's like a lot of this 

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show I'm going to skip keeps in 
film because this is film. 

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It's keynote tonight. 
It's about 100 minutes long as 

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it's a film, so fuck you, right?
A lot of this film is like being

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talked to by someone on cocaine.
And the intro is like someone on

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coke telling me about the plans 
tonight. 

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It's like flamingos dog racing 
fucking babes helicopter. 

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Cars trying to like cram it down
your throat, isn't it like 

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Miami? 
Miami is cool and it's colourful

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and stuff happens. 
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I was really like a interview 
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some of the other producers and 
stuff. 

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And they were saying like they 
got the idea for the luck of the

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show from when they were on a 
boat sailing into the harbour 

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and they were all fucked off 
hallucinogens. 

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And, and they said like the 
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they felt something like deep 
inside them, like vibrating. 

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The whole city was vibrating. 
And then they would look at a 

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leaf and they would feel the 
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And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
you were high as fuck. 

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I get it. 
And. 

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Like. 
And that's, that's their whole 

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thing. 
Yeah. 

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So we went from, yeah, we went 
from doing like, like Cisco Pike

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on, on the Weeds to like onto 
the Lacocaine. 

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Yeah. 
For, for Miami Vice. 

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Wild, absolutely wild. 
So that's, that's the 

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interesting sequence. 
The interesting ones is slightly

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different from the rest of the 
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impression the guitar line. 
That guitar line is not in it. 

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It comes it comes in on later 
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fucking guitar line, but still 
the iconic Jana hammer score. 

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And that has a weird, I don't 
know about your one. 

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I watched I watched an Amazon 
prime where in our region, so in

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the US, it's it's still 
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feature length. 
For some reason, syndication is 

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2 par. 
And I don't know if this is on 

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all of them, but we had like the
standard intro sequence and then

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it stops and then it does a 
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15 seconds with some more stuff.
And then it bleeds into like the

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what was presumably the the 
actual end of the interest 

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sequence for this movie where it
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dancer on the street. 
And then it pans up to Sonny 

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Crockett signing on the street 
corner. 

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That's great. 
Yeah, I'll watch it on Amazon as

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well. 
So and it's it's a 2 bar on 

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Amazon. 
It's not, it's not the full 

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thing. 
Sonya, where did you find the 

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German dub of it? 
Did you find the German dub of 

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it? 
Did you actually watch it or you

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just say you watched it was? 
So nothing of the actual 

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original. 
I watched the 2006 one because 

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that was the only one that was 
actually available anywhere for 

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me, and that was only available 
in the on episode. 

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I was like, Michael Mann cheques
out, let's watch that. 

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Fine. 
You've been going on about the 

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opening and I was thinking, 
what's he on about? 

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That's not what I watched. 
You've watched the 2006 Michael 

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Mann, Mike Mammy, Vice, Colin 
Farrell and Jamie Foxx. 

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Yes, because that is the only 
thing that was available. 

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This operations got sideways, 
boys. 

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Just specifically looked, I have
found the the two-part version 

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of the pilot that you've 
mentioned. 

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When did you know that? 
But it's unavailable for 

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watching because Amazon doesn't 
have the licence anymore in in 

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Germany I can't watch it at all.
Fuck, man. 

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A better podcast would put 
another in for a VPN here. 

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So like when I was sending memes
in the chat earlier on of like 

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Don Johnson, like who the fuck 
is this guy? 

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Why is that guy from Knives Out 
in the chat Dash? 

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Bridges doing here. 
Oh my God, boys, this is this. 

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This is tremendous. 
This is amazing. 

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I'm actually really happy about 
this. 

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I'm not joking. 
This is meant Previously we've 

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had Sally not watching. 
Smoking. 

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Causes smoking is just an 
entirely different film. 

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I love it. 
You see this is this is this is 

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a clear present dudes 
difference. 

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This is a difference, but you 
know it's not other podcasts. 

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Prior preparation. 
I know, I know, I'm sad, right? 

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Mentally not present, dude. 
But mate, you're going to really

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enjoy this thing because we're 
going to talk about some of you 

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haven't seen, so there's a 
picture in your mind's eye. 

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And once gadding, tell us if you
think we're bullshitting or not.

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Yeah. 
All right. 

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OK. 
So. 

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This is for anyone who can't see
us. 

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This is really not helped by 
Mike and Rory being dressed like

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they're about to go party, look 
at women in bikinis and have a 

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bunch of cocktails. 
There's summary thing I could 

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find as a great dark green polo 
and I am. 

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I am sat here looking like I'm 
about to make a Scott review 

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rather than a film podcast. 
Oh my God, such a cliche design.

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You so German. 
Laughing time is over. 

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Wow. 
So in Miami. 

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In Miami Vice detective James 
Sonny Crockett is waiting for 

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his partner Eddie Riviera Rivera
Eddie Rivera to meet with Corky,

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a minor dealer with connections 
to a mysterious drug Lord known 

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only as the Colombian. 
Eddie is concerned about his 

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pregnant wife Maria because they
had a fight about her 

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maintaining a low wage job at a 
grisly spoon and he and he 

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thinks that menial work is 
beneath her and he wants to be 

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the sober brother for the 
family. 

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Eddie's about a caller and 
makeup, but before he can, Corky

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arrives and the two undercover 
cops head off in his car. 

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A Corky informs on the car ride 
that he has severed his ties 

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with the Colombian and started 
out on his own, which is very 

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dangerous for small time drug 
dealers to do free men stopping 

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through a highway to review the 
products and Corky sends 

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Crockett to retrieve some scales
from his car as Sonny collects 

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the scales, I should probably 
say at this time that they're 

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obviously undercover. 
So Sonny is going to be like a 

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middle man who's finding clients
and also has like a fast speed 

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boat and does like the 
collections of the of the 

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products and stuff. 
Eddie, played by Jimmy Smits, 

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who is, you know, fail or Ghana 
in the prequel trilogy. 

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Yeah, he's a saw was he is he is
going to be like the buyer, 

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right. 
And he said and he's put he's 

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supposedly come across from like
LA or something. 

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That's the story they've got. 
Anyway, Crockett is about to get

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these scales from the back of 
his car. 

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As he's about to do that, he 
turns around. 

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He sees like a weird device 
under the car, puts like 2-2 

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together, goes fuck, it's a car 
bomb and goes like no. 

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And just as he's saying no they 
they put the key in the in the 

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in the back in the boot and 
explodes and instantly kills 

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Corky and Eddie. 
Who were being replaced by 

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mannequins in this scene just 
unnecessarily. 

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And the mannequins are just 
fucking heated. 

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Which, which which which once 
again had some hysterical wife 

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reactions. 
Like what the fuck? 

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Vatican's like you didn't need 
mannequins. 

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You'd see the bigger explosion, 
you know? 

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Yeah, yeah, I think so. 
Umm, it's cool. 

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It's 84 and they're on cocaine 
and I. 

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Like how he how he specifically 
realises it's a car bomb because

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he drops his ray bands and the 
camera lingers on the shades 

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long enough you'll identify them
as Ray bands because he would 

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not be wearing anything fucking 
else. 

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These are not his iconic 
tortoise shell Ray bands, but he

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but he that he wears in later 
episodes. 

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But they were indeed a set of 
Ray bands. 

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Anyway, as the police cut off 
the scene, Crockett briefs his 

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superior, Lieutenant Lou 
Rodriguez, and telling him that 

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he is convinced the mysterious 
Colombian dealer is behind the 

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deaths. 
When he voices his suspicion of 

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a departmental leak, Rodriguez 
loses his temper and friends to 

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pull Crockett off the streets 
unless he does things by that 

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book from now on. 
Also, we meet Trudy and Gina, 

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who are the the two women that 
he knows. 

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These are the Miami Vice female 
cops. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And. 

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Yeah, because like, they appear 
like it. 

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Like they're like seeing the 
bomb doing. 

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They're like, Oh my God, I'm so 
sorry. 

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And like, like, Crockett's 
immediately trying to fuck one 

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of them. 
He's like, hey, how about that 

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drink? 
Like, it's like, so like, my 

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partner has just been turned 
into fucking atoms. 

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I still need to go and break the
news to his pregnant wife. 

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How about you and I have been 
fucked? 

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But after can we smash and she's
like I would oh, I would sunny, 

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but I'm working and they are 
both dressed like I don't know 

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if this is an 80s thing. 
I think it's not. 

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I think I'm right about this. 
They're both dressed like 

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working girls, which obviously 
they work in vice. 

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I I, I don't I'm not sure what 
they're trying to do. 

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Are they trying to like be 
working girls to score drugs to 

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catch drug dealers? 
Or are they like trying to get 

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guys listening? 
And is that like legal is 

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entrapment? 
I don't know. 

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That's entrapment. 
Yeah, so. 

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That's entrapment because I know
for reasons I don't happened. 

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To the thing in the United 
States. 

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It is the thing in the US, but 
it's not a thing in the UK, 

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believe it or not. 
Interesting. 

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Doesn't exist in the UK. 
So nevertheless, Gina rebuffs 

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Sonny Crockett, already an 
unbelievable thing. 

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I mean, he's hot, right? 
But I guess, I guess she's 

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getting a lot of his divorce 
energy from him. 

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And we get, we get, we get some 
more of that as we go through. 

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Crockett then visits the diner 
where Maria works and tells her 

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about Eddie. 
And it's pretty heartbreaking. 

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Yeah, it is. 
It is actually pretty. 

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This is the only time we ever 
see her. 

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We'll never see her again but 
she gets a little character beat

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where she's like 7. 
Her punters, her regulars and 

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the diner and and there's like 
one guy who's he's like complain

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about the size of the Porsche 
he's got. 

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Yeah, I should sort of give him 
the business and he's like, 

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what's this? 
What's this, the diet meal? 

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Because like, he's like, it's 
like he's a Husky chant, right? 

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Yeah, yeah, I forgot what she 
says afterwards. 

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She makes like a good joke. 
Yeah, yeah, fuck, that's 

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actually kind of sad. 
I forgot what she said. 

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Fuck, is it like, is it like 
he's on a seafood diet? 

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He sees food. 
He sees food and eats it or 

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something like that. 
It's something like that. 

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That's something like that. 
It might actually be that. 

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Yeah. 
And then we have like, classic 

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thing of like, he Will Crockett 
walks in and he gives her like a

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long, lingering look, and she 
can tell something's wrong. 

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This is a bit like a variation 
on the standard like policeman 

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knocking at the door and 
answering the door and seeing 

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what's there, or like service 
personnel knocking the door with

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a telegram kind of thing. 
Yeah, the staff car pulls up and

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a couple a couple of them 
officers like dress uniforms 

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turned up like the wife's just 
say again like the kind of trad 

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wife dress that the Dodge shake 
English and doors that our son's

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got a son, a husband or maybe a 
son's got the fucking got the 

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fucking bullet in Vietnam or in 
or in France or whatever, you 

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know. 
Yeah, that's not even a war. 

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That's just in France. 
And then? 

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You went to Paris, ma'am. 
They got him in the catacombs. 

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They don't call the tourist trap
for nothing. 

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He ordered a croissant that he 
pronounced it croissant. 

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Out of a croissant, please. 
I can't believe that in Paris, 

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France, they executed him. 
So sad. 

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So due to the day's events, 
Crockett is late for his son 

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Belly's birthday party and his 
estranged wife Caroline's house.

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And Caroline is furious that 
he's late. 

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She is not good at reading the 
room. 

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So like so like she answered the
door. 

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She's like, he finally showed 
up. 

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He's got like a blood stains on 
his shirt and like muckle of 

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rings like pristine White's 
jacket. 

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He literally would smell of 
explosives probably at this 

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point. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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It's obviously like 1000 yards 
stare. 

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And he's probably also on 
cocaine as well because he would

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have had like tit like and 
tested goods and stuff, right? 

452
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,920
Probably, yeah. 
I wouldn't be surprised. 

453
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,800
I mean, yeah. 
So they actually this show is 

454
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,160
quite good at screwing around 
those kind of things. 

455
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,520
Yeah. 
Like, like it doesn't show the 

456
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,000
drug use because obviously it's 
like my knees, TV, network TV. 

457
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,120
So like, we don't see that the 
drug use very often. 

458
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,040
Like all the the illegal stuff 
is actually kind of like it goes

459
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,120
off. 
Like it looks really edgy, but 

460
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,080
actually like, not that much 
happens on the front of the 

461
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,000
camera. 
Yeah. 

462
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,360
Apart from killing, a lot of 
killing happens, yeah. 

463
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:24,320
It's Ray at 15 the the pilots 
Ray at 15 on Amazon Prime then 

464
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,000
and medial afterwards episode 
episode 3 is a great at 12. 

465
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,120
So for the actual series that 
just turned it down a lot more. 

466
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,760
Most it's a bunch of killings 
and stuff. 

467
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,920
But yeah, the juice sort of a 
bit because they do choose sort 

468
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,120
of a bit for the pilots, 
especially the 80s and 90s 

469
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,240
pilots got juiced up and the 
pilot episode of Stargate 

470
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,960
actually one had like full 
frontal unity. 

471
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:49,360
Why, Yeah, yeah, I mean. 
The pilot episode of Fucking 

472
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,720
I've sent this for on the pod 
but the pilot episode of 

473
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,320
Heartbeat had full frontal 
unity. 

474
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,000
Oh, you did say that on the pod 
before. 

475
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,640
Yeah, as well. 
Why were we talking about Neve 

476
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,960
Cusack? 
Where did I come from? 

477
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:07,280
Wow. 
Anyway, it's the cocaine talking

478
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,560
man. 
Yeah, Jesus, that's threw me 

479
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,920
right off that as, oh, the pilot
of Twin Peaks got released as a 

480
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,680
movie in Europe. 
Yeah, that's a TVATV film, and 

481
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,400
it had a whole separate ending 
and that had a bit more kind of 

482
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,720
violence and stuff in it as 
well. 

483
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,720
Yeah, very old. 
Yeah. 

484
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,440
So he's at this party for his 
son. 

485
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,400
He gives his son like AI think 
it's a good police car, which is

486
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,880
which is fun. 
And and then he's there talking 

487
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,600
to his family friend, Scotty 
Wheeler. 

488
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,920
He was now ADA agent. 
They used to be his partner. 

489
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,160
And he kind of announces, as you
mentioned earlier, he just 

490
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,680
announces to the room in the 
party like Eddie got killed 

491
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,000
tonight. 
It's amazing. 

492
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,200
It's so good. 
Good Killed by a car about. 

493
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,960
Did he notice in the background?
I can't remember for kids 

494
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,840
holding her if it's there 
visible, but there's some kind 

495
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,680
of boxed toy your boxed game 
called Kaboom. 

496
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,720
Oh fuck it out. 
I didn't catch that. 

497
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:02,280
That's a great. 
Yeah, yeah, fucking so so so 

498
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,760
yeah. 
Perfect. 

499
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,800
No notes 0 notes. 
Sandy, what do you think this 

500
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,400
bullshit so far? 
Do you think any of this is a 

501
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,680
lie in front of this is true We.
Haven't said anything wild yet 

502
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,600
to be fair. 
It doesn't sound more absurd 

503
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,600
than the fashion, right? 
OK. 

504
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,240
I'll tell you what actually 
right. 

505
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,040
Murdered by words. 
Stepping out of Brothers Keeper 

506
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,600
for a second the next episode 
Heart of Darkness. 

507
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,040
So it's like the official 
episode 2 of the show? 

508
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,920
Is this directed by Roger 
Kipling? 

509
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,080
No, no, no. 
It's written by Joseph Conrad. 

510
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,320
It's about a guy on a boat going
through a river, right? 

511
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:46,400
No, it's. 
Just going through the 

512
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,960
Everglades. 
But the next episode, right, has

513
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,520
Ed O'Neill from Modern Family 
and Marriage with Children as an

514
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,080
undercover cop who's got in too 
deep and has lost track of 

515
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:00,280
himself and he's working in the 
fucking illegal porn industry in

516
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,280
in Florida. 
And the first scene of that 

517
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,720
episode is like, it's the 
beginning of a porn movie. 

518
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,880
It's like the young girl like 
exercising in her apartment and 

519
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,840
the plumber turns up and all 
that kind of stuff. 

520
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,080
And it gets always to the point 
where they're about to start 

521
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,560
bucket. 
It goes on for like 5 minutes 

522
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,560
and then and then it pulls away 
and like see Crockett stood in 

523
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,600
the back like talking to the 
pornographer undercover. 

524
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,800
Wild, absolutely wild. 
And that's a 12. 

525
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,960
It's like because they obviously
the kid doesn't know what's 

526
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,560
going on yet. 
Nothing nothing actually bad has

527
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,080
happened yet. 
It just happens to be like 

528
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,360
really obviously the salva porno
to everybody else. 

529
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,400
Really funny. 
Anyway, we see that Crockett and

530
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,920
Caroline are still in kind of 
goodish terms and still talk 

531
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,240
because they're raising a son 
together. 

532
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,960
And she offers to let him stay 
the night, but on the couch. 

533
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,200
And he does so, I think. 
And then and then he goes. 

534
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,600
And then we cut to Tubs. 
So I'm on from the cold open. 

535
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,840
So Tubs is arriving in Miami. 
He gets a, he lands on his 

536
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,040
flight, looks cool. 
We got a bit of that. 

537
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,680
And then we get a Crockett 
tracking down his connection, a 

538
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,840
guy called Leon Jefferson. 
So to this guy, Leon Crockett is

539
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:06,840
Sunny Burnett, his undercover 
alias, who dresses the same, 

540
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,320
looks the same, It's to go by 
the same first name, and he 

541
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,000
demands at gunpoint to see the 
Colombian to sell the squashes. 

542
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,600
Stupid. 
It's like me going on a cover 

543
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,480
fucking covers Barry O'Toole, 
you know what I mean? 

544
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,960
I've I've fucking Barry O'Toole 
look really, really similar, 

545
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,520
except I love cocaine. 
I'm a criminal with a fucking 

546
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,160
cigarette boat. 
Let's get into this for a 

547
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,360
second. 
I've been thinking this is all 

548
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,240
these cover story cover stories 
from the beginning have just 

549
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,320
been this guy's John Mischief. 
This is the thing, right? 

550
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,120
So sunny, sunny Crockett hasn't 
really got a cover story. 

551
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,480
He's just got a different 
surname and that's it. 

552
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,200
So like so his whole deal is 
he's got a fast boat, which 

553
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,200
presumably if it's if he's 
undercover, that means like the 

554
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,120
Miami MDSO police have 
presumably bought it for him 

555
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:57,760
right to do crimes with it'll. 
Have been seized off another 

556
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,160
drug runner. 
Probably, yeah. 

557
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,840
So which you know, I presume 
they've given a paying job and 

558
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,120
changed the name or something 
because that kind. 

559
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,600
Of stuff called the Yeah, yeah, 
it's called Uncatchable 2 now. 

560
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So, so that, yeah. 

561
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,720
So he's got, he's got his own 
drug running go fast boat and 

562
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,560
it's he's got like A and he 
lives on a houseboat that's in 

563
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,880
like the harbour in Miami, one 
of the many marinas around 

564
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,240
Miami, I guess. 
And his whole cover story is 

565
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,760
just that he's a criminal. 
Like I'd say like he's he 

566
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,480
hasn't, he's not like a 
legitimate business. 

567
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,040
He's not got like any other 
stuff going on. 

568
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,000
He's not got like he's just like
a guy who lives on a boat and 

569
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,080
it's like ocean man of 
questionable means. 

570
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,560
That's his whole thing. 
And like, I don't know if it's 

571
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,000
part of his cover story or not, 
but like when later on the 

572
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,080
episode when Tubbs is going 
through his like cassettes 

573
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,680
collection, it's all like, it's 
all like Waylon Jennings, Jimmy 

574
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,400
Buffett, Jimmy Buffett, Waylon 
Jennings. 

575
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,920
This is like, oh, right, this is
the guy. 

576
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,560
It's the guy who lives in 
Margaritaville. 

577
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,600
That's his old cover. 
It's just like, uh, salty 

578
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:10,440
spelling dude. 
Come compare and contrast with 

579
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:14,400
Ethan Hunt's cover from Mission 
Impossible 3 as the transit 

580
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,560
expert who talks about traffic 
all the time. 

581
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,800
Yeah, that's that's it. 
So. 

582
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,960
The both the both are ludicrous 
covers. 

583
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,320
I just, uh, I still know what 
silly Burnett's credentials are 

584
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,880
like, like where did he rock up 
from? 

585
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,680
He's such like a, a Miami coders
person. 

586
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,120
Like what's his story? 
Like? 

587
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,160
Where else did he like when he 
arrived in Miami, he was like, 

588
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,640
I'm going to be a criminal now. 
Like, how did he, how do you 

589
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,200
explain to people in Miami? 
Like I, I'm from Florida, but 

590
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,360
I'm also like brand new, hot new
criminal in town. 

591
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,000
Doesn't make any sense. 
Well, I mean. 

592
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,720
Isn't it like kind of 
established that he played 

593
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,560
university football for them, 
played college football for 

594
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:53,560
them, then ended up somewhere 
else, then came back and people 

595
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,080
would know who this man is? 
This is this is like this is 

596
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:02,480
like if Peter Beardsley right 
away and then the eyebrows from 

597
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,560
all the era specific, right? 
It's like Peter Beyoncé played 

598
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,040
with the tune did really well, 
moved away for a couple of years

599
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,640
and came back and joined 
Northumbria, places like Dita 

600
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:18,400
Pearsley or something like that.
And he lives in a houseboat at 

601
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,680
Blythe Marina. 
What the fuck? 

602
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,600
Oh, that must be a miserable 
business drug running in the 

603
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:29,880
North Sea. 
Fucking hell, I've told. 

604
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,320
You all story was crooked is 
kicking off going. 

605
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,640
I want to I want my money from 
the Colombian because you killed

606
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,680
Corky and you killed the deal 
and I was going to get 200 

607
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,560
grand. 
I want my money. 

608
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,600
Leon refuses, but he agrees to 
reset the original deal. 

609
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,240
Meanwhile, Tubbs has now arrived
in Miami and he's in a club 

610
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,680
trying to set up a deal with 
Wheeler, Scott Wheeler, the DEA 

611
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,560
agent who because he's 
pretending to be a New York 

612
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,760
dealer, called Teddy Prentice. 
And this is one of my favourite 

613
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,960
scenes. 
It's. 

614
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,400
So good. 
It's so good, right? 

615
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,560
Mike, I want you to describe 
this and I'm going to watch 

616
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,480
Sanya's reaction to it. 
Right. 

617
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,320
OK, so Tubbs, or in his current 
guys, Teddy Prentice, who is a 

618
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,320
American Jamaican drug dealer, I
guess, is sat at the very end of

619
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:17,120
a stage in a strip club and a 
stripper is on the stage dancing

620
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,480
for him. 
It's the middle of the day, so 

621
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,120
he is pretty much alone that the
song playing is Rockwell's 

622
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,640
Somebody's Watching Me. 
Like, you know that it feels 

623
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:35,040
like somebody's watching me. 
Copyrights anyway, strike so so 

624
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:40,160
so Tubbs is is sat there, but 
he's loving the music and he is 

625
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,360
like lip syncing to the horse 
song. 

626
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,000
He's dancing. 
He is dancing more actively than

627
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
the dancer in front of him is 
dancing. 

628
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,080
She's doing like a very chaste 
striptease where she's like 

629
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,160
still got her bra and pants on 
and she's just kind of shaking 

630
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,600
her butt a little bit. 
But he is going nuts. 

631
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,440
He's like doing pirouettes. 
He's like hands in the air, like

632
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,600
full body shaking. 
And he's, he's doing an 

633
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,240
incredibly good job of looking 
like some stupid little life 

634
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,080
and. 
He's sweaty as fuck. 

635
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,440
Very sweaty. 
He looks like he's been basted. 

636
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,280
Very. 
Specifically. 

637
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,200
Yeah, absolutely. 
Wow. 

638
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,840
So it's the whole first verse of
the song and then get into the 

639
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,200
second verse. 
Prentice doing a thick Jamaican 

640
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,000
patois that I'm not going to 
imitate, basically explains that

641
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,360
like, I'm a big deal in New 
York. 

642
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,960
Like if I start buying stuff 
from you, I've got unlimited 

643
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,080
resources in New York. 
And then we're just like, well, 

644
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,560
I'm going to try and set 
something up and see if we 

645
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,640
can't, you know, tend to your 
needs, Mr Prentice. 

646
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,880
And leaves with a full and then 
and he says, I've got a phone 

647
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,200
number. 
I'm going to be at this place 

648
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,800
until tomorrow night at the 
latest. 

649
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,480
Meanwhile, Crockett and Leon 
head to their deal on Crockett's

650
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,520
speedboat, where they find they 
are meeting with Wheeler and 

651
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,080
Prentice. 
But before the deal can be 

652
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,760
completed, all the frickets 
backup arrived stupidly early 

653
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,520
and pull up their guns. 
Everyone gets scared, everyone 

654
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,040
runs off. 
Leon is caught. 

655
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,120
Prentice, IE Tubs, steals 
Crockett's boots. 

656
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,200
Because there's a whole thing 
where we just like, you didn't 

657
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,760
leave the keys in that thing and
be like, what kind of idiot do 

658
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,920
you think I am? 
And then it's like pulls out. 

659
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,520
He's like, he's stealing your 
boat like the hell he is. 

660
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,480
Then we got then we got like a 
boat car chase, which is really 

661
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,160
random. 
So the boats like steaming along

662
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,560
the harbour and then he's going 
to catch up with it in his car 

663
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,240
and, and somehow he does it, 
which I think is incredible. 

664
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,160
People are just fucking spinning
out as he drives past them. 

665
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,560
Like like it's like, it's like 
fucking plane burnout takedown 

666
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,600
or something. 
Like he'll drive along and like 

667
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,040
you'll drive past the vehicle 
and you'll see a Calig rear view

668
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,880
as like a fucking panel van or 
whatever, or like a little 

669
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,040
little like Sudan just spins out
of control. 

670
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,000
It's fantastic. 
I love it. 

671
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,600
It's amazing. 
I got absolute wipeout. 

672
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,560
Sorry, I've faced up for a 
second there because my wife 

673
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,640
just walked down the street and 
they see me through the window 

674
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,040
dressed like this and she wasn't
brief for that That would be 

675
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,440
happening. 
Oh shit, yeah. 

676
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,400
She just like the look she gave 
me was just like what? 

677
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,320
Yeah, you see? 
Yeah, Yeah, You see, I actually 

678
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:05,840
showed I'm at this actually 
explain to me Mike Emma's Emma's

679
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,840
been made aware because I got 
short of a fit like last night, 

680
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,600
but when I'm back from work I 
was actually was like cooking 

681
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,440
and that and goes up around I'm.
Like I have a fun fact regarding

682
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,880
those kind of shirts. 
I don't really. 

683
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,320
I don't really fuck with Hawaii 
shirts, but I've seen an amazing

684
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,800
one yesterday. 
Coworker had one that was 

685
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,400
dinosaur print. 
Oh that's very nice. 

686
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:32,800
I spent £50 but never receives a
shirt. 

687
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,639
Was deployed which was a 
Hawaiian shirt similar with lots

688
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,840
of little Sandown class MCV's on
it. 

689
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,239
Oh should I remember your share 
down the group chat? 

690
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,600
You never got it. 
Never got it Where it if I had 

691
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,199
it. 
Yeah. 

692
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,520
Like, yeah, Crockett. 
Yeah, Crockett. 

693
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,280
It catches up to tubs because 
tubs are going under a lower 

694
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,159
bridge, and Crockett jumps off 
the bridge into the back of his 

695
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,760
speedboat. 
Yeah. 

696
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,360
Absolutely incredible. 
And then reclaims his speedboat.

697
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:01,040
I love that so much. 
And then Crockett, like he's got

698
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,120
his guns out like Miami Vice. 
And to his shock, Tubs is like 

699
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,320
NYPD. 
He actually says New York. 

700
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,400
He pulls out his badge and he's 
like New York and so. 

701
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,040
I missed the best bit where he's
he's revving up the boat and he 

702
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:22,080
goes you beast, you so good bad.
Oh, forgot how good that was. 

703
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,080
Is that still the real version 
or have to be drifted off into a

704
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,360
cartoon parody? 
This is real. 

705
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,520
This is the real. 
Of the real. 

706
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,280
So good. 
Yeah, so. 

707
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,880
So it turns out every person 
involved in that deal apart from

708
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,360
Leon was law enforcement. 
Very, very funny. 

709
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,920
Great. 
So they arrested Leon. 

710
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,440
Leon is in court, like 
immediately. 

711
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,920
There's a little bit more, isn't
there? 

712
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,680
The following morning, Tub goes 
to Crockett's boat, the Saint 

713
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,720
Vita's Dance, which is where he 
lives, bringing a copy of his 

714
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:54,640
surveillance photo of Calderone.
And there's introduced to 

715
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,840
Crockett's watch. 
Gator Elvis, former mascot of 

716
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,720
the Florida Gators college 
football team. 

717
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,680
Oh, that's. 
Which he keeps a fucking chained

718
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,600
up on a very, very short chain 
on his boat. 

719
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,160
It's extremely cruel if you 
think about it. 

720
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,840
In fairness, I will see the 
chain looks a bit longer when 

721
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,400
he's actually up on the deck 
later on in the film. 

722
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,800
Philip Michael Thomas brings an 
incredible energy. 

723
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,920
Tubs. 
Tubs is like an amazingly, he's 

724
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,120
like a fully formed character as
soon as you meet him. 

725
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,720
And his character is just like 
big dude. 

726
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,200
Crockett leaves to join Wheeler 
downtown in court for Leon's 

727
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,720
bond hearing. 
Hearing. 

728
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,320
This is incredible. 
So there's a judge, Clarence P 

729
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,440
Rupp. 
It releases Leon. 

730
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,560
Excuse me? 
That's his name. 

731
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,720
He's very Rupp. 
His name is. 

732
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,280
He is all and sweaty. 
P Rupp. 

733
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,520
P Rupp. 
He's all and sweaty. 

734
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,840
So so the whole point of this 
right is to is to make a big 

735
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,200
deal about the fact that got 
Leon who works for this guy and 

736
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,480
get out there that he's been 
pinched to the idea being that 

737
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,520
like he starts to worry about 
his own safety because once he's

738
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,920
once the words out that he's 
been pinched, he'll get like 

739
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,920
merked by the Colombians gang. 
So what they do is they have 

740
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,440
like this big Bond hearing and 
then during it and we've lost 

741
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,480
Rory to. 
Shall we talk about the whale 

742
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,440
while we were? 
Yeah, OK, yeah, let's have a bit

743
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,800
of wheelchair while Rory comes 
back. 

744
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,560
Rory's Rory's from the 
listeners. 

745
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,320
Rory's laptop crashes like about
five times episode. 

746
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,960
But we were talking about a 
whale earlier on. 

747
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,000
I think we should pick it up. 
Tell me about Germany's whale 

748
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,800
problem. 
So there there is a whale that 

749
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,280
is species wise usually not 
native to the Baltic Sea on that

750
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,160
whale has been deciding to again
and again beach itself on 

751
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:40,080
various parts of the German 
Baltic shore. 

752
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:46,280
And well, I think it started 
late March already and it's 

753
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,080
still going on. 
So there's people assuming this 

754
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,960
whale is just suicidal and 
trying to die in peace while 

755
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:57,920
looking at the beach. 
But of course everyone wants to 

756
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,800
save the pool whale. 
So there's a bunch of people on 

757
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,960
all sides of the political 
spectrum that are like going on 

758
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,200
like, oh, we have to save the 
whale. 

759
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,400
We can't just leave it alone and
what not this conspiracy 

760
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:16,160
theories about the whale because
immediate whale carcasses tend 

761
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,240
to be quite big. 
Apart from the one time the 

762
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:21,040
United States tried to blow one 
up that didn't go well. 

763
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,440
You don't really know what to do
with them. 

764
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,880
So they immediately was talk 
about like, well maybe we can 

765
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,800
put it in a museum. 
Can we turn it into biodiesel 

766
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,280
for some reason? 
That of course turned it into 

767
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,680
weird argument how the 
government wants the whale to 

768
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,000
die. 
Then everyone lost the plots on 

769
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,800
the far right and on the far 
left, and people have been 

770
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,000
singing healing songs and making
whale noises at the whale. 

771
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,640
Oh, we're doing the whale stuff.
Breaching of breaching A literal

772
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,160
police cordon to do so, by the 
way. 

773
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,840
And instead of just leaving the 
poor animal alone, people have 

774
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,120
like gone near it with swimming 
pontoons with excavators on them

775
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,600
to try and free him on to push 
him back into the sea. 

776
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,600
And that's not, I think a total 
of four Times Now. 

777
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,240
And every time it's been like 
fine fuck it, I'll leave. 

778
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,280
And then it's just immediately 
beached himself somewhere else 

779
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:19,240
half a day later and currently 
he's on his way to and past 

780
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:22,560
Jutland and a half flooded 
barge. 

781
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,240
On a field tour? 
Holy. 

782
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,000
Fucking gal. 
They managed to get him to swim 

783
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,720
into 1/2 submerged barge and are
currently towing him to the 

784
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:39,080
North Sea and the of saving him 
so he will stop beaching 

785
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,520
himself. 
Denmark has already said if he 

786
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,880
does that Denmark, that's like 
his problem. 

787
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,120
We're not we're not doing 
whatever the hell you guys are 

788
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,440
on. 
Understandably to some extent. 

789
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,240
And it's it's really weird 
because German social media is 

790
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:59,160
just tinfoil hat wearing insane 
boomers buying into weird 

791
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:04,120
conspiracy shit and they're all 
making AI generated slob videos 

792
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,680
about how you have to save the 
whale and it's insane. 

793
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:14,080
And if you if you think it's a 
bit weird how everyone's 

794
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,120
reacting to the whale, you're 
worse than Hitler, basically. 

795
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,680
It's weird that the whale would 
become such a partisan issue. 

796
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,200
Yeah, I mean, I mentioned the 
the the voting thing. 

797
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:31,040
People have created a sort of 
fake online voting prediction 

798
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,200
website where can vote what to 
do with the whale. 

799
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,600
And it was just basically making
a joke about how you should blow

800
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,240
him up because everyone's been 
like, well, he's dying, but it 

801
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:48,480
seems the wrong to just leave 
him there and watch him die 

802
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,600
while everyone freaks out around
him. 

803
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,840
Wow. 
And yeah. 

804
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,800
And then we came up with maybe 
we should put him down like a 

805
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,800
sick animal. 
How would you do that? 

806
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,480
Yeah, that's that's where the 
blowing up part comes. 

807
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,800
Just a 4 LB pack right in the 
blue hole. 

808
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,360
Pretty open your windows, 
everybody. 

809
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,360
They thought about just shooting
the whale get. 

810
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,720
A tank. 
They were like, but will a 

811
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,080
handgun be large enough? 
Where do I need to shoot a whale

812
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,000
in the head for it to die 
immediately? 

813
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,400
Or is it just going to be a guy 
emptying A9 millimetre into the 

814
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,560
whale's head trying to kill it? 
As quickly as that's so that's 

815
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,920
no, I'm like killing a human 
with a spud gun. 

816
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,480
Listen right. 
Exactly. 

817
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,800
So they settled on blowing his 
head clean off. 

818
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,600
They were. 
They suggested digging a hole 

819
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,080
beneath his head and filling 
that with the explosives so it 

820
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:51,360
would be immediately vaporised 
around his head basically. 

821
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,680
I would love, I would love to 
meet the DoD operator whose 

822
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,600
career has been building. 
It was then decided that that 

823
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:04,680
would be a poor public image and
decided to maybe not do that. 

824
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:10,080
Also, the whale has two names. 
They they are his team more 

825
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,920
towards the left side of the 
political spectrum who are 

826
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,600
calling him Timmy based on where
he beached himself with some 

827
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,760
place called Timondorf. 
All right, not not Timothy 

828
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,760
Chalamet. 
No, the the what it does not. 

829
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,000
Look like a South. 
Park at least starving Victorian

830
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,720
child having up blood. 
The other people are calling him

831
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,520
Hope. 
Who? 

832
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,960
The right wingers are calling it
hope. 

833
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,160
They're calling him Hope because
he's everything that is wrong 

834
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,120
with this nation. 
Absolutely. 

835
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,120
Sorry, I hear about. 
The fuck? 

836
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,080
Every time I hear about the 
whale, I want to kill myself. 

837
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,000
Whale, whale, whale. 
What do we have here? 

838
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,000
Sorry. 
I think, I think I've earned 

839
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,600
this. 
Back to the movie. 

840
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,640
You say something here, right? 
You're talking, you're talking 

841
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,280
about how do you shoot a whale, 
a killer, right? 

842
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,840
Listen, listen, motherfucker, if
I know anything about video 

843
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,560
games, you hit it with your 
weapon a bunch of times until it

844
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,480
rears up and then a little part 
on his head glows red and that's

845
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,600
massive damage like a giant 
enemy crab. 

846
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,760
Move off. 
Dodge attack, dodge attack. 

847
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,200
Yeah, it's point for massive 
damage. 6 dodge roll, dodge 

848
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,960
roll, dodge roll like like hit a
souls ball game hit a few times 

849
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,280
with the glaze or you must have 
worked bastard sword and then 

850
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:27,640
when the time's right it rears 
up, it goes red and it's like. 

851
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,160
There is a bit in Dishonoured 
Death of the Outset where you 

852
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,400
have to destroy a whale 
humanely. 

853
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,520
Move off with. 
Explosives. 

854
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,960
There's like a whale in a giant.
There's like a whale in a big 

855
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,760
indoor fencing plant and it's 
suffering and it's out. 

856
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,520
It's out of the water and it can
think and feel stuff. 

857
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,840
And in the dishonest games, 
you're like carrying around. 

858
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,560
Well, in the original, in the 
base game, you're carrying 

859
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,880
around the heart of your dead 
lover and expresses thoughts and

860
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,520
for some reason in the deputy 
outsider you are. 

861
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,160
It's completely different 
character, but still you have 

862
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,640
access to this heart really 
weird and you can hear the 

863
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,520
whales thoughts and you have the
option of like leaving it there 

864
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,960
to to its state or or putting it
as misery. 

865
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,960
I can't quite remember how you 
do it. 

866
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,680
I think you electricity. 
I think you electrocute. 

867
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,200
It very humane. 
Which is deeply ironic because 

868
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,360
in the game like the electricity
is all supplied by whale oil. 

869
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,120
So bloody hands. 
Anyway, right back to the movie 

870
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,000
Jesus. 
Final pun If you use explosives 

871
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,840
to to euthanize the whale, you 
could put on your best Ahab 

872
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:39,080
voice and say there he blows. 
Fuck me fucking whale podcast. 

873
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:49,560
Oh Jesus Christ, go to bed. 
Well, I'll be back anyway, 

874
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,240
right? 
Well, I'll be fucked. 

875
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:56,840
In in Miami Vice. 
In Miami Vice, OK, we're in a 

876
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,400
court case. 
We're in a bond hearing for this

877
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,560
guy Leon, and the power goes 
out. 

878
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,600
OK, This is important, Sonia, 
the power goes. 

879
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,400
Out No. 
Sense it's important the power 

880
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,880
goes out and it goes completely 
dark. 

881
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,840
And because it's Florida, 
everybody tools up a weapon. 

882
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,360
And then when the lights cut and
then when the lights come back 

883
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,480
on again, everybody, including 
the sonographer, the judge, all 

884
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,880
of the bailiffs, all the lawyers
are all putting a gun at this 

885
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,840
Leon guy. 
It's funny as fuck. 

886
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,680
It's so fucking good. 
The judge has got this 

887
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,320
ridiculous fucking short 
barreled pistol RIP pump action.

888
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,760
It's incredible and they're all 
really fucking sweaty. 

889
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,760
It's as if air conditioning 
doesn't exist in Miami at this 

890
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,480
point. 
It's fucking wonderful. 

891
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,440
Well, it doesn't if the power 
goes out. 

892
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,880
You just immediately start 
sweating. 

893
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,840
You just like immediately start 
to cook in your own juices. 

894
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,880
OK so they released Leon on his 
own recognisance for his 

895
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,480
cooperation with this, the DAA 
Rouge designed to make Leon beg 

896
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,560
for protective custody knowing 
that colour on will kill him for

897
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,080
cooperating with anyone in law 
enforcement. 

898
00:45:56,240 --> 00:46:01,160
Sure enough Leon soon calls and 
says OCP but it's it's Rodriguez

899
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,080
and tells Crockett to meet him 
at the beach. 

900
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,040
And then we get another grey 
needle drop. 

901
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,400
Girls just want to have fun. 
Yeah. 

902
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,240
The players, while Leon kind of 
very anxious, is like looking 

903
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:15,200
around where the beach get lots 
of shots of like people's butts 

904
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,040
and and like the beach and 
people like there's a big hole 

905
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,720
montage of people playing 
volleyball and like Tubs is like

906
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,160
off his own back, like do a 
stake out and found the guys. 

907
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,360
We cut the tubs. 
He's just sitting at the table. 

908
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,240
And then like Crockett arrives, 
who isn't with tubs at this 

909
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,600
point and just looking around 
and he finds him and it's all 

910
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,240
like into cut. 
Girls just want to have fun. 

911
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,800
And then we see like from like 
the feet up, like somebody in 

912
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,880
ladies clothing, but it's not a 
lady. 

913
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,520
And they walk up to Leon and 
then they pull a gun and it cuts

914
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,200
away. 
And then we we catch up with 

915
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,040
Crockett, who finds tubs. 
He's like, what are you doing 

916
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,360
here? 
And he's like, there's a 

917
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,360
stakeout man. 
Like, what are you doing here? 

918
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,000
He's like, you got off in 
protective custody, isn't it? 

919
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,720
It's police work. 
I'll tell you about it sometime.

920
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,440
And they team up and they they 
look for Leon. 

921
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,200
And then they find Leon stood 
against like a shack, Like, I'll

922
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,080
do a bar thing. 
And then they and you're like, 

923
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,640
hey, Leon. 
They like Pat's on the shoulder 

924
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,120
and his body falls over. 
And then he rolls down some 

925
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,280
stairs onto the beach. 
He's got this like little blood 

926
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,720
stain, like under his like left 
armpit because he's been like 

927
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,600
shot through the ribs into the 
heart. 

928
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,080
It's all pretty fucking cool. 
It's. 

929
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,200
Prostrous and he came and kills 
me. 

930
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,240
The two cops and speak to them 
inferior that their only leaders

931
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,760
got killed. 
Crockett reluctantly agrees to a

932
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,680
temporary working arrangement 
with Tubs. 

933
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,280
I love how after after he's 
killed and the police are there,

934
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,280
there's obviously a scene to be 
worked. 

935
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,160
There's still tonnes of just 
babes in bikinis hanging around 

936
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,840
like literally 2 feet away from 
the dead body just looking at it

937
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,080
and and the yeah, what can you 
do man? 

938
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,240
It's Miami. 
You know, you can't, you can't 

939
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,600
throw a dead body in this town 
without what, landing next to 

940
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,040
three pretty girls in bikinis. 
So totally bother trying to 

941
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,320
control scenes or anything. 
Let them hang out, let them hang

942
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,760
out, let them go body board and 
using the corpse of the one man,

943
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,520
It's it's, it's you. 
Saw me man the guy. 

944
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,960
Five more times before the end 
of the shift, right? 

945
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,560
So why? 
Why fucking bother? 

946
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,120
Why bother you? 
It's Miami. 

947
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,600
Everyone's on cocaine. 
The seagulls run cocaine. 

948
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,840
The Dolphins run cocaine. 
The wheels on cocaine. 

949
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,720
Forget it, Jack. 
It's Miami. 

950
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,720
It's just Miami. 
That's all. 

951
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,720
You know that London eels are on
cocaine. 

952
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,120
I didn't know that. 
I say, yeah, that's that's what 

953
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,520
that's one of those good memes. 
Whereas like you see the 

954
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,720
newspaper thing that says like 
Linda Neil's or on cocaine. 

955
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,360
It's like not now wheels. 
This is the last thing we need. 

956
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,000
So, you know, Brexit has 
happened. 

957
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,720
Oh my God. 
I suppose you like fucking 

958
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,360
fucking all this while. 
There's like a subplot when 

959
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,560
there's like an officer from the
Metropolitan. 

960
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,400
It was also undercover in Miami.
But but he's an eel. 

961
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,800
He's just, he's just like 
Cockney fucking these. 

962
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,160
Catchers is like, well, I'll be 
jellied. 

963
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,680
Who's this? 
Who's this British guy bustling 

964
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,840
in on a turf? 
Elvis Presley. 

965
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:07,560
Scotland Yard I have some 
questions on the cocaine could. 

966
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,560
You elaborate. 
So that's the end of the first 

967
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,760
episode, the first part of the 
Super. 

968
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,600
The next one starts with a just 
kind of carries on. 

969
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,520
Crockett and Tubbs go to Leon's 
apartment. 

970
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,280
Yeah, bluffing the way inside 
with an out of date, unrelated 

971
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,000
warrant. 
Crooked police work. 

972
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,680
It's not even it's like some 
kind of like totally unrelated 

973
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,640
document as well. 
Like like I'm sure some dialogue

974
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,320
saying that it's like literally 
not an actual warrant. 

975
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,960
They just, they're just 
bullshitting the way through. 

976
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,000
It's brilliant. 
Yeah, yeah. 

977
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,560
Which this is funny. 
That flies in the face of like 

978
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,360
something that like Crockett 
says in like about 20 minutes 

979
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,000
time when he's like, I might 
seem like I'm a cool have a look

980
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,520
at guy. 
But when it comes to the police 

981
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,560
work and the straight deal, man,
it's like apart from when you're

982
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,080
like breaking the law to get 
access to property, jeopardising

983
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,960
entire cases through through 
fucking inadmissible evidence. 

984
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,240
But OK. 
So they find the first 

985
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,800
ransacked. 
However, Tubbs does find an 

986
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,680
address book, telephone numbers 
which they take back to work and

987
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,640
do back traces. 
Tubbs points out that Leon was 

988
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,280
incredibly careful heading to 
meet where he was killed and the

989
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,240
because he said he like he 
changed taxis like 3 times and 

990
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,560
he was only person to tell him. 
Meaning the leak in the 

991
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,280
department must have told the 
hitman where Leon was to crooked

992
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,320
chagrin. 
Tubbs mentions that he 

993
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,520
discovered Rodriguez has 
recently made a large deposit 

994
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,560
into his bank account. 
There's a whole bit here where, 

995
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,960
like Tubbs is like, your 
department's going to leak the 

996
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,040
size of the East River just to 
remind us, just to remind us 

997
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,040
all, he came from New York. 
Yeah, at one point, like you see

998
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:38,640
him slowly putting on like, like
like a New York Yankees cap and 

999
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,160
look like I'm going yeah, yeah, 
New York. 

1000
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,920
That's actually a lie, son. 
He doesn't do that. 

1001
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,440
Something I love about like the 
search for the apartment is that

1002
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,080
obviously the the scene that the
doors been forced. 

1003
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,200
So they go kills, go in, bust 
in, and then immediately 

1004
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:58,760
Crockett course into his fridge,
steals a beer, starts drinking 

1005
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,480
this dead man's kind of course 
fucking lights up a cigarette 

1006
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,760
and it's like, you really are 
bad at this police work thing. 

1007
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,600
That's right. 
And this is the bit where Tubbs 

1008
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,960
kind of realises you, Crockett 
is this is incredible. 

1009
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,440
So Tubbs, you like half 
Jamaican, half Puerto Rican, 

1010
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,760
raised in New York, goes on. 
You the Sonny Crockett who 

1011
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,000
played for Florida State 
University like several years 

1012
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,520
ago. 
What do you think triggered that

1013
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,920
particular memory? 
Didn't you Like, do you think 

1014
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,800
like got sponsored by Q us or 
some are always like, hey, I'm 

1015
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,760
here existing. 
Hey, I'm Sonny Crockett. 

1016
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,400
I'm sponsored by smoking darts 
in a dead man's house and 

1017
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,640
drinking his beer. 
He says like, eh, he says like, 

1018
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,040
this is like a forward pass in 
the fourth quarter kind of 

1019
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,480
situation in football terms. 
And he's like, ah. 

1020
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,480
Touch pass. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1021
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,640
He's like, ah, you that Sonny 
Crockett. 

1022
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,440
He played football. 
Yeah, like whatever happened to 

1023
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,840
you? 
So yeah, I got a fucking trick. 

1024
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,840
Me obviously, like, no, I'm 
still a pro baller. 

1025
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,160
What do you think? 
Like, brilliant. 

1026
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,440
Great. 
So that's, that's happens. 

1027
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:05,160
And then, yeah, they talk about 
how Rodriguez has made a massive

1028
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,640
deposit in his bank account. 
So Crockett's like, shit, Gina, 

1029
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,680
can you do a check on Tubs and 
see what comes up? 

1030
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:15,360
Gina's the colleague that he 
wants to Mack on with but but 

1031
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,840
she is currently resisting his 
extremely divorce energy. 

1032
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,320
I like how this all very long. 
I like how this all very 80s 

1033
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,720
because these two women who the 
show at least give us the 

1034
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:29,160
dignity of being detectives and 
not like the girls from the 

1035
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,760
typing pool or like a volunteer 
or something or essentially 

1036
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,480
being told to do his like 
fucking telephone kind of admin 

1037
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,040
or like go through notes and 
shit. 

1038
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,720
And it's like, come on, man. 
But it's the 80s. 

1039
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,960
You know the past was doing its 
best. 

1040
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,640
At least they give them like 
individual names they don't like

1041
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,200
They don't, yeah, they don't 
give them like like 1 funny 

1042
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,840
combined name like Pepsi and 
shit. 

1043
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,600
Not Pepsi and shit because they 
actually were real people. 

1044
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,680
But like it's Pepsi and Coke or 
it's like, you know, candy and 

1045
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,840
floss. 
Crate barrel crate and Battery 

1046
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,520
barrel. 
Bosch mentioned Bosch. 

1047
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,280
Mentioned Yes, it's taken us 
taking us more than an hour to 

1048
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,320
mention Bosch. 
We've missed a bit there. 

1049
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,320
So when they when they meet 
Trina de Soto, we have this 

1050
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,800
whole meeting with this 
character, Trina de Soto. 

1051
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,720
Sonia is turns out to be the 
guy, the cross dressing hitman. 

1052
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,320
The actor would play this one 
character, but then they loved 

1053
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,120
working with them so much they 
would bring him back to play 

1054
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,520
recurring a different character 
who's got the exact same vibe. 

1055
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,120
Very, very funny. 
They have this like dinner and 

1056
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,440
like a cafe in the middle of the
day and he's spitting a day 

1057
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,240
about how like, so like when 
some people were in prison, they

1058
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,800
like watch the TV shows and 
they'd be like the new shows 

1059
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,200
they're talking about. 
But he's like, not me though. 

1060
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,280
I knew I'm going to be here for 
a long time. 

1061
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,360
I'm going to expand my mind. 
So then Tops is like, oh, so 

1062
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,240
like, do you read a lot of 
books? 

1063
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,440
He's like, no, you're not 
getting me. 

1064
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,400
I watched a lot of classic TV 
shows. 

1065
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,680
I love other Lucy. 
It's. 

1066
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,080
Fucking brilliant. 
It's amazing. 

1067
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,760
I'm so glad you mentioned him. 
Because Charles, Charles, he's 

1068
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,600
in charge. 
I am so glad you mentioned him, 

1069
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,400
because if you didn't, I was 
going to fucking force in the 

1070
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,960
conversation how he just has 
this whole great angle that he's

1071
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,920
like, I was in prison learning 
the forbidden knowledge, the the

1072
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,080
deep, the deep learnings, you 
know, the real crazy Gnosticism.

1073
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,800
They're like for something like 
wow, he's like I Love Lucy, You 

1074
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,560
know, it's, it's like, fuck. 
It is only the family and it's 

1075
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,280
like, and then he goes and 
that's how I speak English. 

1076
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,320
So good. 
And that bit, it probably hasn't

1077
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,120
eased very well, but but yeah. 
But I will say this about Miami 

1078
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,720
Vice though. 
It like there is a lot of Latin 

1079
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,040
and African American 
representation in the show, 

1080
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,520
generally speaking. 
And like, so then we cut to the 

1081
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,320
nightclub. 
At the nightclub, Crockett and 

1082
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:32,400
Tubs enjoy a night of partying 
with Gina and Trudy while a band

1083
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,360
plays all night long. 
Brilliant all night. 

1084
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,200
During which time Tesoro shows 
up and it introduces Tubs to 

1085
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,520
Calderone. 
And I've got to say like that, I

1086
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,000
can't not. 
Tubs reluctantly shakes his 

1087
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,200
hand. 
There's obviously a moment here.

1088
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,600
A lot of intense gazes into 
Philip Michael Thomas's eyes. 

1089
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,280
Because colour is the guy 
responsible for the death of his

1090
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,440
own brother, right? 
So it's a revenge plot and. 

1091
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,560
We're getting these like 
flashbacks on with like his 

1092
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,880
brother again fucking gunned 
down in the street and then 

1093
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,120
we'll see Tubs little nails 
crane run as he takes off with 

1094
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,120
that because he does. 
I am really sorry. 

1095
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,160
The guy has some good 
physicality about him. 

1096
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,920
I do believe him as a fighter, 
as a gunfighter, as a as a 

1097
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,320
dancer especially. 
But he runs like David Hyde 

1098
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,200
Pierce. 
Wow. 

1099
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,720
What about Tubs leaves with 
Trudy and we don't know what 

1100
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,240
happened? 
I don't know if we ever find out

1101
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,720
what happened between Tubs and 
Trudy that night. 

1102
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,320
Well. 
The cameras, I suggest to me 

1103
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,320
that they did indeed Make Love 
that night. 

1104
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,080
Yeah, I I think the same. 
Thing and like the next morning 

1105
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,000
he's like full of beans, isn't 
he like he's he like cat calls 

1106
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,800
that woman in a bizarre kind of 
ways. 

1107
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,520
He's walking to the boat, you 
know. 

1108
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,920
Oh. 
That's purely fucked up. 

1109
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,920
Yeah. 
OK, so we're, we're going to 

1110
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,960
come to that in like a minute 
because we, I want to hit the 

1111
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,640
Gina stuff. 
This. 

1112
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,720
So there's one plot point Gina 
tells Crockett. 

1113
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,240
He's not Raphael, by the way. 
Like Raphael Tubbs died 3 weeks 

1114
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,600
ago. 
And obviously we've just talked 

1115
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,760
about it. 
So we've kind of spoiled already

1116
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,840
for you, Sonia, but he is. 
Here's Rafael Tubs, his brother 

1117
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,080
Ricardo Tubs, but nobody knows 
that yet. 

1118
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,840
And then we go back to the Saint
Vita's dance, and that is the 

1119
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,040
houseboat. 
It's just a boat boat. 

1120
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:09,000
Yeah, any boat you fucking 
squatting in can be a houseboat.

1121
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:13,000
Like, I mean, if you're if you 
find a rotten fucking lifeboat 

1122
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,880
washed up on the shore, flip it 
over and sleep under it. 

1123
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,720
Houseboat, baby, come to my 
place. 

1124
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:20,320
But it's a houseboat. 
Good enough for shackles. 

1125
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:26,560
And for me, it's back on the 
boat and he's he's super 

1126
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,680
divorced. 
He's grumping out about about 

1127
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,320
the deception. 
I can't believe I fell for that 

1128
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,480
Tubs guy. 
Oh my God, You're telling me 

1129
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,440
he's not called Rafael? 
Oh my God. 

1130
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,120
And she knows I was. 
Going to have sex with them. 

1131
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,520
Yeah, yeah. 
And then Gina's like, why don't 

1132
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,160
you? 
Why you calm fuck down. 

1133
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,000
And then they have a passionate 
night of lovemaking. 

1134
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,200
And we don't see how it ends, 
but we hear about it later 

1135
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:49,280
because he kind of said the 
whole thing about like, like if 

1136
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,200
you love the ex-wife so much, 
like I can see it on you, you 

1137
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,560
might all hang on. 
Gina has an incredible line of 

1138
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,480
dialogue here actually, that I 
need to repeat with the words 

1139
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:02,120
because it's. 
Actually absolutely love this 

1140
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,880
line. 
Absolutely sublime, she says. 

1141
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,320
You could play that beach bum 
cowboy routine with the football

1142
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,720
lingo and the beer commercial 
mentality from now so the 

1143
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,520
Doomsday, but I don't believe 
it. 

1144
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,360
Wow, let's just say that again. 
Nice and slow. 

1145
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,120
You can play that beach bum 
cowboy routine with the football

1146
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,840
lingo and beer commercial 
mentality from now until 

1147
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,440
Doomsday, but I don't believe 
it. 

1148
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,600
And there's two beer commercials
I'm thinking of either. 

1149
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:35,360
It's survey exactly style. 
Or it's or it's or it's the 

1150
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,160
frog's bird. 
Why, Sir? 

1151
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,440
But I don't know which beer 
commercial mentality he's got, 

1152
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,000
but he's got one of them. 
I'll tell you one thing, the 

1153
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,560
scene when he's in the guy's 
apartment, he gets that kind of 

1154
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,040
beer out his fridge and cracks 
it open. 

1155
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,360
He could have like, at that 
point he could have looked at 

1156
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:55,400
the camera and gone cool as the 
banquet beer. 

1157
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,920
It's a beer good enough to die 
for. 

1158
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,320
It's a beer good enough to kill 
for. 

1159
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,600
Hell yeah, brother, get in the 
boat. 

1160
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,520
Next morning Crockett is hanging
out in his hoop and he's got 

1161
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,320
shit hair and then Tubbs happily
slips on board going and some 

1162
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,520
Tubbs reporting for Julie Sir 
and then he's like, I'm actually

1163
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,680
not in the fucking mood for 
this. 

1164
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,440
Yeah, yeah. 
Let's let's let's let's have a 

1165
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,560
little fucking chat. 
Fucking Rafael Tubbs is this. 

1166
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,960
And he's like, look, I never 
lied to you about who I am. 

1167
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,200
Like you can see the picture, I 
guess a different black guy. 

1168
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,640
In fact, if anything, Crockett, 
it's a little bit racist of you 

1169
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,720
to assume that I I was saying I 
was Rafael Tubbs. 

1170
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,720
Well, I said it was my name was 
Tubbs and I'm from New York. 

1171
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,560
Yeah. 
And now this whole argue about 

1172
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,840
how, like his little is express 
permission to come to Miami was 

1173
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,280
forged and all this kind of 
stuff. 

1174
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,800
And they have a big like 
argument in the inside the boat.

1175
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,440
And this is when, like Crockett 
is all like, I might play it 

1176
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,320
rough on the streets, but when 
it comes to the law, I'm down 

1177
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,800
the line. 
But you know what? 

1178
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,160
It's fucking. 
It was like, all those big lies.

1179
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,200
Yeah, Ridiculous. 
And we found out that he's not 

1180
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,000
our fellow Tubs, but Ricardo 
Tubs. 

1181
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,560
And he's here to avenge his 
brother. 

1182
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:03,800
And like, again, you know, your 
boy Crockett is like, I'm not 

1183
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,920
about revenge. 
That's that's when the wrong 

1184
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,560
people get killed. 
And I'm like, OK, first of all, 

1185
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,000
Crockett, you're a policeman. 
So like anyone getting killed as

1186
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,120
a loss, like it's not your job 
to kill people. 

1187
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:17,080
You're not a street judge. 
Position of cocaine five years 

1188
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,960
in an ISO cube. 
Like you are you are meant to be

1189
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,320
blowing people away like that 
just happens to be like a perk 

1190
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,720
that you enjoy cricket. 
But then their their 

1191
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,920
confrontation is interrupted by 
uh, DeSoto in terms answers the 

1192
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,440
phone in like full Jamaican so. 
Ridiculous. 

1193
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,360
That's metal. 
You see, This was why, say 

1194
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,760
Sonia, if you had watched the 
German dub of Brothers Keeper, I

1195
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,560
really wanted to know how like a
German voice actor don't work 

1196
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,080
one kind of thing, you know, But
obviously that was not to be 

1197
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,240
because you watched the German 
dub of the 2006 film. 

1198
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,240
How was this holding up to the 
film that you watched, Sonia? 

1199
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,880
Would you have rather watch this
one? 

1200
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,160
That's the question. 
Yes, I'll. 

1201
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,000
Tell you what the silo reminds 
me of all this is. 

1202
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,720
Have you guys seen the was 
Anderson film Rushmore? 

1203
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,920
No, sorry. 
No, man, I say. 

1204
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,480
It's one of my favourite films 
of all time. 

1205
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,440
I'm surprised we haven't sat 
down to watch this film. 

1206
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,240
So it's about a, a kid at like a
like a middle school, high 

1207
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,240
school kind of situation, like a
really fancy prep school that he

1208
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,560
got into on a scholarship 
because he wrote a one act to 

1209
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,920
play about the Watergate scandal
as a four year old. 

1210
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,920
You have told me yes. 
So he's meant to be like a 

1211
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,320
child's prodigy, but he's 
actually like one of the worst 

1212
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,240
students we've got because 
academically he doesn't give a 

1213
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,400
fuck. 
And he just gets involved in 

1214
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,280
like zillions and zillions of 
like extracurricular activities 

1215
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,760
like beekeeping, like go Kart 
racing, like kite flying, 

1216
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,240
fucking like skeet shooting, 
like like anything you can think

1217
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,560
of. 
Like he makes like a newspaper 

1218
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,880
for the school, all this kind of
stuff. 

1219
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,280
But he's he's real passionate, 
like writing plays and he puts 

1220
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:49,120
on a school drama production of 
Serpico and it's and it's so 

1221
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,560
good because it's some of the 
dialogue from it is actually 

1222
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,920
from the movie Serpico. 
But like the setup of it. 

1223
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,880
They're like on a stakeout with 
a bunch of cops, like in a room.

1224
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,400
And like one of his his best 
friend is this little kid called

1225
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,960
Dirk Calloway, who's like fewer 
grades lower than him. 

1226
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,160
He's much shorter and he's a 
little blonde kid and he's 

1227
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,400
dressed like a nun for like no 
reason. 

1228
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,480
It's not addressed like why his 
dress is a nun. 

1229
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,520
And he's like sat in the corner 
with like a headset on like list

1230
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,920
like listening to like some kind
of listening device that's like 

1231
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,360
in the house across the street 
kind of thing. 

1232
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,840
Meanwhile, like Serpico's having
his like argument with his 

1233
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,600
superior, which if you've seen 
the movie said ago, he spends 

1234
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,360
about 8% of the film arguments 
superior about how he doesn't 

1235
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,560
want to be, he doesn't want to 
be a rat and he doesn't want to 

1236
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,160
tell anybody. 
And he doesn't want to like 

1237
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,560
testify an open court. 
He'll get killed. 

1238
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,200
And he's like, if I'm going to 
do this, I'm not going to 

1239
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,960
testify an open court. 
You got to you got to give me 

1240
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,480
one thing. 
He's like Nevis. 

1241
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:40,160
It's like, we've got to see this
thing through to the end of a 

1242
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,960
line. 
He's like, so help me God. 

1243
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,360
And then dirt colorways and then
pops up and goes like, like the 

1244
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,560
sound across the street. 
It's a snowman. 

1245
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,360
He's getting off the L train. 
And like a bunch of cops stood 

1246
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,480
at the window, all pistols 
going. 

1247
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,480
He's getting off the L train 
just like kills a guy. 

1248
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,840
Death squad behaviour right 
there. 

1249
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,920
It's so funny and then like 
because they're like backstage 

1250
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,000
and he's like, you forgot about 
the cannoli line. 

1251
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,160
You better say the old man likes
his cannoli. 

1252
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,520
He's like, I fucked up the line.
I'm sorry, man, but like it 

1253
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,320
doesn't matter. 
It's like don't say it doesn't 

1254
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:12,840
matter. 
Every line matters. 

1255
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,040
And you're like punches in the 
face. 

1256
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,520
He's like don't fuck with my 
play. 

1257
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,560
Fuck. 
It's like so funny because these

1258
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,240
are like these are like 14 
years. 

1259
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,080
It's so good. 
It's so good. 

1260
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,000
That sounds like a young Jason 
Schwartz when he was like 

1261
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,600
Safeguard 15. 
The end of the movie has a play 

1262
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,880
where it's like set in Vietnam 
and it's, and like there's like 

1263
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,040
some safety goggles and some ear
defenders under your seats. 

1264
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,240
Please feel free to use them. 
And like, it just starts with 

1265
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,280
black explosions and like 
fucking like jets flying over 

1266
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,240
all this kind of stuff. 
And it's like all this pure, 

1267
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,520
like everyone's like covered in 
like, like camera paints and 

1268
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,680
like all in the uniforms and 
stuff. 

1269
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,320
And there's one guy inexplicably
holding a surfboard and there's 

1270
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,920
like a Vietcong. 
There's like a Vietcong female 

1271
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,280
soldier who's like a sniper 
who's like in love with the main

1272
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,880
character who's played by Max 
Fisher. 

1273
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,440
And there's like, and she's 
like, tell me something, 

1274
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,840
Esposito, like, well, I see you 
on the other side. 

1275
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,000
It's like, you bet your ass you 
will like all this kind of 

1276
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,440
stuff. 
It's fucking incredible. 

1277
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:06,840
Anyway, back to Miami Vice. 
Gina kind of just announces 

1278
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,880
casually. 
Oh, I figure out who the legal 

1279
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,880
department is. 
By the way, It's it's a Wheeler 

1280
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,920
from the DEA. 
So that that plot point just 

1281
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,840
gets dropped. 
Like don't it's happened. 

1282
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:17,800
And the next thing we cut to is 
literally like like Crockett 

1283
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,480
outside of Wheelers house. 
So Crockett knocks on the door. 

1284
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,040
He goes inside the family love 
Crockett, obviously because he's

1285
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,680
fucking cool as fuck. 
And they're like, are you 

1286
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,720
staying here? 
You have had some want some 

1287
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,040
spaghetti? 
And he's like talking to the 

1288
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,720
kids like uncle Uncle Sonny's 
here, all that kind of stuff. 

1289
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,000
And he's like, and he's like, 
and he's just such some evidence

1290
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,160
and shows we are like his much 
payouts that you've taken. 

1291
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,080
So like, what the fuck, bro? 
And they have, they have a 

1292
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,400
composition in his car outside 
where he basically explains that

1293
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:45,920
like the mounting medical bills,
it's actually a bit of a cynical

1294
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,880
takedown of the American health 
industry, which which is great. 

1295
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,160
So yeah, yeah. 
Goes into the whole thing about 

1296
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:56,640
how the medical bills for the 
Scotty Junior are like through 

1297
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,640
the roof and he needs the extra 
money. 

1298
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,880
They keep dipping into the well 
of the undercover guy who's been

1299
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,640
undercover for too long and it's
doesn't know who he is anymore. 

1300
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,560
In fact, we had it earlier when 
Gina's on the boat with with 

1301
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,680
Crockett and she's like, do you 
ever sometimes forget who you 

1302
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,640
are? 
And he's like Gina. 

1303
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,040
I sometimes remember who I am. 
He remembers who was, that's for

1304
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,320
sure, when he fucking rolled 
over in the morning and called 

1305
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,360
out by a name. 
Yes, I've skipped a bit. 

1306
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,520
Yeah, that's right. 
So so he has that delivered some

1307
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,640
like proper like expedition 
there as well as like I remember

1308
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,160
who I am sometimes. 
I got a six year old kid called 

1309
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,440
Billy. 
OK, whoa. 

1310
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,080
Just lest me forget, for anyone 
who didn't watch the first part.

1311
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:34,440
Two years. 
Yeah. 

1312
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,240
And then there's a whole thing 
back at the police station, 

1313
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,920
whether like, the setting up the
deal for the night and 

1314
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,520
everything and like, and he 
follows her into like, the 

1315
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,360
toilets. 
And they have the argument about

1316
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,600
like, what? 
Because she's like, proper 

1317
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,800
pissed at him. 
And she's like, what's going on?

1318
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,560
Like, it's like, oh, you had to 
take advantage of me. 

1319
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,840
Had a few drinks, we had a few 
laughs, the wine. 

1320
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,280
We had passionate lovemaking. 
And then you whispered your ex 

1321
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:57,720
wife's name to me in the morning
and he's like, I'm so sorry, 

1322
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:01,160
Gina. 
It's just that I'm so divorced. 

1323
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:05,520
I'm just so divorced. 
And and you know, that sex was 

1324
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,720
so like divorced and self 
hitting that night, right? 

1325
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,600
I mean, even when like it cuts 
like the shot of him in the 

1326
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,840
morning after, there's like a 
big box of fucking Lucky Strikes

1327
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,720
and it's like 1/2 empty bottle 
of bourbon. 

1328
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,960
Like like fucking in front of 
the camera pretty much. 

1329
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,120
And say that was a miserable 
night of self hitting fucking 

1330
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,880
sex. 
But he's tried his best not to 

1331
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,360
ask her to do the things that he
liked his ex-wife to do, you 

1332
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,680
know? 
Grim, grim. 

1333
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,920
It's bad for her as well. 
Like she, she must have been 

1334
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,560
looking around, going like, what
have I allowed myself to get 

1335
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,080
into? 
Here I mean like, I mean, I 

1336
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,480
mean, I mean the whole boat 
smells the fucking alligator for

1337
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,720
a start, so. 
Yeah, Grim. 

1338
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:43,040
I like how you know who else had
Who else had sex in a boat? 

1339
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,600
Bruce Willis. 
Bruce Willis in striking 

1340
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,680
distance. 
Right, he did. 

1341
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,320
He did. 
He did. 

1342
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,160
And that was also a bit grim and
self hating. 

1343
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,280
So he's had this confrontation 
with Wheeler. 

1344
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,480
He starts like fucking trying to
bang him out and he has to get 

1345
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,040
pulled off him. 
He's. 

1346
01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:04,120
Talking about Simpson chokes. 
Bot Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just.

1347
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,720
Not a shocking level of 
violence. 

1348
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,320
And choke like that doesn't seem
shocking. 

1349
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,040
Violence now because of The 
Simpsons ruined it. 

1350
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,440
So when they when they talk 
about ranging the meat later, I 

1351
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,440
don't know if you caught this 
little detail, but at some point

1352
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,160
during his busy day goes up and 
buys a single red rose. 

1353
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:20,720
It leaves it in Gino's locker 
for him. 

1354
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,160
That's a move that he has done 
before. 

1355
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:27,360
I guarantee you like, oh, you 
finally got a rose from from 

1356
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,000
Crockett, did you? 
We've all got one. 

1357
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,440
Who here hasn't had a rose from 
Crockett yet? 

1358
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:36,400
Like Tubs is the only put he's. 
He's he's got a florist on speed

1359
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,120
dial and he uses those like 
fucking police, like comms 

1360
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,600
codes, those like police pro 
words and stuff. 

1361
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,800
Just let him know what's up. 
It's like it's like rim go hey, 

1362
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:49,080
it's a hey, it's a Crockett. 
I got a signal 7 or something 

1363
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,400
like that. 
Oh, I got AI got a 18. 

1364
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:55,560
I've got a 10/23 and there was 
like shit, he's just done 

1365
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,160
something fucked up with a woman
again. 

1366
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,360
Just got 5 red roses in case it 
was a group situation this time.

1367
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,800
He's got like he's got like 
different codes for like when 

1368
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,280
he's respectable, the woman or 
or he's got a special code for 

1369
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,760
when he's fucked up with 
somebody at work. 

1370
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,160
He started 10/23. 
What's a 10/23? 

1371
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,920
It's a shot on his own doorstep.
He's that's a dozen red roses, 

1372
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,880
right. 
So from him choking out Wheeler,

1373
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:23,200
it cuts abruptly and immediately
to the coolest fucking sequence 

1374
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,800
ever, which is the iconic in the
air tonight scene. 

1375
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:31,120
What a scene you have probably 
if you're online video at all. 

1376
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,200
This is the one bit of mommy 
advice you will have seen if 

1377
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,480
you've not seen any other bit of
mommy's you. 

1378
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,000
Will have seen this on YouTube 
Shorts Sonia I'm sure. 

1379
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:41,680
You must have done It's it's 
Crockett and Tubs driving to the

1380
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,400
meat. 
They're driving in silence. 

1381
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,920
They're not talking to each 
other in this black sports car 

1382
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,640
he's got. 
And the wind is like blooming 

1383
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,760
through his hair. 
You don't hear any wind. 

1384
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:55,160
You don't hear any engine noise.
All you hear is like the vaguely

1385
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:58,760
sound of Phil Collins in the air
tonight with it's like that 

1386
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:03,360
little really slow tempo drum 
drum machine intro like, you 

1387
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:06,600
know, awesome. 
And like most of the song plays 

1388
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,080
intercut with like close up 
shots of like the Chrome, the 

1389
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:14,520
wheel view from the hood of the 
car, like the view front of like

1390
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,120
from the rearview mirror, the 
back of the. 

1391
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,680
Yeah, like the roads peeling 
away under the cars. 

1392
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,279
It's buried along in the night 
with like the street lights 

1393
01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:25,960
going over. 
Very evocative, very 

1394
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:29,160
atmospheric. 
And like you get, yeah, big 

1395
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:32,000
collateral energy actually, 
Yeah, yeah, definitely. 

1396
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,120
And also shots that David Lynch 
would love to do, like Lost 

1397
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,680
Highway and like bits of Twin 
Peaks to return and bits of 

1398
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,520
Mahollan Drive all look about 
like this flash, like headlights

1399
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,880
on a, on a dark Rd as like one 
of those recurring visual 

1400
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,399
images. 
He's always hot anyway. 

1401
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,560
So we get all that and we get 
like Crockett's only line of 

1402
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,439
dialogue initially is like, like
long till the meet and it's like

1403
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,760
25 minutes. 
And then they pull over into 

1404
01:08:56,760 --> 01:09:00,279
like a outside of like a 
waterfront French Bistro with a 

1405
01:09:00,279 --> 01:09:02,120
phone box. 
And there's like a yacht in the 

1406
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:04,319
picture. 
It's actually the picture I've 

1407
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:07,560
got behind me. 
And and and Sonny Crockett gets 

1408
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,840
out of the car, goes into this 
little phone box and rings his 

1409
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,640
ex-wife, Caroline. 
And she's like, hey, Caroline, 

1410
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,680
It's sunny. 
She's like sunny. 

1411
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,160
Is everything OK? 
He's like, yeah, he lied. 

1412
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,240
And he's like, but I got to know
something, Caroline, the way we 

1413
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:26,479
were not lately, but before it 
was real, wasn't it? 

1414
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:30,520
And she's like, you bet it was. 
You bet it was sunny. 

1415
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,040
And like hangs to the phone. 
And then he walks back to the 

1416
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:37,200
car like turns over the car. 
The car drives out of frame just

1417
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:42,439
as the car drives out of frame 
goes awesome. 

1418
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,960
And that that goes on for 
another like minute or so. 

1419
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,240
And it's incredible. 
And it's so otherworldly because

1420
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,120
there's so little dialogue and 
the image is so fluid. 

1421
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,520
And you have that weird little 
bit in the middle. 

1422
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,000
And like you honestly, you don't
have been watching it for like a

1423
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,160
minute, 2 minutes, 3 1/2 
minutes. 

1424
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,200
It just goes on and it's 
awesome. 

1425
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,800
So good. 
And then they get to the meet, 

1426
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,720
man. 
And then they eventually arrive 

1427
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,240
at the meet, which is like done 
by the docks. 

1428
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:07,480
And there's a like a short 
exchange of gunfire, which I'm 

1429
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:08,880
sure you'll talk about in, of 
course. 

1430
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:13,000
And at the docks fights. 
Cops get in the drop on Calder 

1431
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,720
rooms, men, They shoot down the 
thugs. 

1432
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,520
Tubs gets hit in the arm, 
apparently. 

1433
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,560
And then after narrowly on 
nearly escaping during the 

1434
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:23,080
shootout, Calderon finds himself
stoned down the barrels of Tubs 

1435
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,120
sawed off shotgun. 
And Tubs is incredibly tempted. 

1436
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:27,680
And Calderon's like egging him 
on. 

1437
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,960
He's like, what you do, cop, 
you're going to shoot me, You 

1438
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,000
can't shoot me. 
It's against the law. 

1439
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,800
And like, Tubs doesn't even say 
anything. 

1440
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,960
And he's like on the edge. 
And he's like thinking about 

1441
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,920
each brother. 
And it's like flashing back and 

1442
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,800
then like crocods behind him and
he's like not like this, not 

1443
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:45,320
like this, tops. 
And then the arrest Calderon and

1444
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,880
he's taken out of custody and 
you think brilliant, cool, 

1445
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,480
that's not done. 
And then they then they what 

1446
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,360
they're trying to do is they're 
trying to stop it like a judge 

1447
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,440
gang up to like the gaol, A 
corrupt judge and then letting 

1448
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:58,240
him out on bail. 
So they try to move him to like 

1449
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,800
some like random little gaol in 
the suburbs and keep moving 

1450
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,040
around all night so that no one 
can get like a beat on where he 

1451
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,680
is. 
But just their luck. 

1452
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:07,840
As soon as they get there, he's 
already been taken out of the 

1453
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:11,440
gaol so that they try and pursue
and their car and they they get 

1454
01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:14,000
there just in time to see 
Caleroon flee the country in a 

1455
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,760
seaplane. 
And like, he's like, oh, I'm 

1456
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,560
sorry, we'll get him next time. 
He'll be back. 

1457
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,720
New name, new people. 
They always come back. 

1458
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:24,000
It's the Sunshine State. 
And then they drive away 

1459
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,800
dejected. 
And then and then Crockett says,

1460
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,080
the Tubs. 
You ever considered a career in 

1461
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:32,720
Southern law enforcement? 
And then and then Tubs goes 

1462
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:37,200
maybe, maybe that's it. 
That's the end. 

1463
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,960
That's the end of the first 
episode of Miami Vice. 

1464
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,160
Fucking wild. 
A little bit let down by that 

1465
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,160
end exchange. 
Maybe, maybe obviously like 

1466
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,400
immediately after this ATV spot 
would have played in like next 

1467
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,680
week. 
Miami Vice. 

1468
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:59,800
Ed O'Neill hangs himself like. 
But yeah, yeah, absolutely 

1469
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,920
incredible. 
I obviously love it. 

1470
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,360
I think, Rory, you must love it.
I thought, I don't know what 

1471
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:06,640
we're going to talk about here, 
Sum it up. 

1472
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,520
What was your What was your 
feeling watching this? 

1473
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,440
I thought it was great, man. 
The show was a fucking vibe. 

1474
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,480
And when I say it's a vibe, I 
mean the show is literally, it's

1475
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:18,000
an era that doesn't exist, can't
exist, maybe never fully 

1476
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,200
existed, but it is like a portal
in there in the some fantastical

1477
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,160
time. 
It's cool as fuck. 

1478
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:28,360
It's hard to talk about it like 
dig deep in without over 

1479
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,560
intellectualising the fact that 
this show just fucks like they 

1480
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:33,840
show rules man. 
They show it does loads of 

1481
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,880
cocaine and still makes it'll 
work the next day. 

1482
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,440
This this this show is mint 
basically. 

1483
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:40,960
That's very very good. 
It's. 

1484
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,640
Cool. 
It's absolutely phenomenal. 

1485
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:48,840
I think it watching it now, 
yeah, still like there's 

1486
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,200
elements of it that look 
obviously dated because of the 

1487
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,800
style of the clothes and and the
music a little bit. 

1488
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,880
But actually watching it, the 
cinematic look at it still looks

1489
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:02,320
like clean and fresh and there's
like the stylistic touches I 

1490
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,920
think are still really great. 
I think the editing still really

1491
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,960
great. 
I think I think like the the use

1492
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:10,400
of like splits up to shops and 
depth of deals and stuff is 

1493
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:13,360
really, really cinematic in a 
way that I got to get a lot of 

1494
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:17,320
modern television struggles with
and tries to employ the same 

1495
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,360
stool sort of thing, pulls it 
off. 

1496
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,320
The way that Miami advice is 
it's tactile. 

1497
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:23,840
Obviously you can see the money 
is all on the screen I think and

1498
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,720
they managed to find like colour
at a time. 

1499
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:29,840
You gotta remember like in the 
in the 80s, like mommy advice is

1500
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,200
like, Lord is this example of 
what the 80s is like, but it's 

1501
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,840
not. 
No, no, it's really not. 

1502
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,200
Many respects. 
You also remember the 80s and 

1503
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,240
the early 90s. 
Yeah. 

1504
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,200
Growing up in the northeast of 
England, it was a lot of brown. 

1505
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:43,200
It was not a brown. 
And a lot of olive green and a 

1506
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,760
lot of orange. 
Even even if they can parent 

1507
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,360
contrast like American TV shows 
of the day of things like Hill 

1508
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,760
Street Blues, NYPD Blue, that 
kind of thing. 

1509
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,480
You know, cop shows at the time 
didn't look like that. 

1510
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,360
They didn't like paint with the 
same kind of palette. 

1511
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,760
It's vibrant, it's alive, it's 
lived in. 

1512
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,480
Even like the more like 
downtrodden parts, downrodden 

1513
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,560
looking parts of the Shore, like
the detective's office. 

1514
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,560
I love how it looks at a working
office. 

1515
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,880
And it's fucking weird as well. 
That one scene when the guy in 

1516
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,120
the background takes his shoes 
off and puts his feet in a 

1517
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:11,960
bucket. 
Yeah. 

1518
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:17,160
The way they used sets, where 
they used locations it's lived 

1519
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,600
in at state. 
You unhinged at times. 

1520
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,360
It's Florida's fucking strange 
man. 

1521
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,200
I mean obviously we all know the
whole Florida man meme, please 

1522
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:27,320
laugh et cetera. 
But ensures Florida is being 

1523
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:32,760
weird and off killer and 
unhinged at times without the 

1524
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,960
show being about how crazy 
Florida is. 

1525
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:40,280
The show is about drugs and cool
cops and cool bad guys and babes

1526
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,000
and cool boots and it's 
everything like a 12 year old 

1527
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,720
and a 43 year old were both a 
high 5 of angolic. 

1528
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,880
Yeah, buddy, good job. 
It really is. 

1529
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,520
It speaks to it speaks to like 
the lizard brain. 

1530
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,760
It speaks to a closed off part 
of your fucking Dome. 

1531
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,000
There's just like, this is so 
cool. 

1532
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,320
This is so cool. 
This is so cool, man. 

1533
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,640
This is rad, you know. 
Yeah, big time. 

1534
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:04,600
Yeah, big time. 
I think it's it's something 

1535
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:09,160
great about this kind of show 
and that it has a bit of a loose

1536
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,840
continuity and it goes through 
like a little phase of doing 

1537
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,960
different stuff. 
Like so we we get the end of the

1538
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:18,200
Calderon story comes in like 4 
episodes time where toast 

1539
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,280
finally gets his man kind of 
stuff and puts out to bed. 

1540
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:23,520
But there's like the horse is 
all bit in like is it the fourth

1541
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:27,680
season where like Crockett gets 
like amnesia and then he starts 

1542
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,800
to believe that he truly is like
Sunny Burnett, his is drug 

1543
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:36,640
dealing alter ego. 
Great, Absolutely wild. 

1544
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:39,560
We've talked already about like 
we've talked already about like 

1545
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,560
all the all the cameos that have
been in, like, feel like Phil 

1546
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,280
Collins would turn. 
On was it. 

1547
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:47,240
Like, yeah, that comes at Bruce.
Bruce Willis is like a wife 

1548
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:51,080
beaten fucking like arms dealer 
or something in it like Lewis 

1549
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,680
Helena bomb. 
Carter's can listen it just like

1550
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:56,040
it's mental. 
Just so, so wild. 

1551
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:59,720
And it just Pam Grier is in it. 
Absolutely. 

1552
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:02,280
Well, Pam Grier I think plays 
like one of oh, it's the one 

1553
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:05,440
where they go back to New York 
and Tubs hooked up his old flame

1554
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:06,640
and his old flame is Pam 
fucking. 

1555
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,240
I need to watch this episode 
because I fucking love Pam 

1556
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,080
Grier. 
I think she's badass. 

1557
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,240
I think she's incredible. 
Yeah, yeah, big time. 

1558
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:17,080
So like it's, it's brilliant. 
I think it's, it's in a way, in 

1559
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,800
a way it's very much of its 
time, but in a different kind of

1560
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,920
way. 
It's almost timeless aged, I 

1561
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,160
think. 
I think really well. 

1562
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,040
There's something about the 
aesthetics of Miami that don't 

1563
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:33,600
age because you've got this art 
gecko sea front that's already 

1564
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,880
aged by the time the films by 
the films being shot. 

1565
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:41,320
And this is like juxtaposed with
people driving state-of-the-art 

1566
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,160
modern speed boats, performance 
cars. 

1567
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,880
It's like that. 
I am over intellectualising this

1568
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:54,040
fucking rad film, but it's like 
Miami in this film feels all 

1569
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:57,440
that worldly at times and a lot 
of like a lot like depictions of

1570
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,320
it. 
Eve even down to Vice City from 

1571
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,640
Kidman. 
It seems all that worldly 

1572
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:03,600
because you've got this same 
clash between this old 

1573
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:06,280
architecture and the vibrant 
fucking youth and just present 

1574
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:10,400
fucking Venus of of how the 
stories are told, how things 

1575
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,800
unfold, the images you see. 
Yeah, I don't think you're 

1576
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:14,600
vitalizing. 
It's all. 

1577
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,120
I think that's exactly what 
they're after. 

1578
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:18,400
I think. 
I think they wanted to play make

1579
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,080
this place has to go weird 
fantasy playground, but is on 

1580
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,320
the turn of a dime, like, also a
complete nightmare. 

1581
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,200
Like, what do they describe that
as? 

1582
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,600
A Miami where there are more ex 
lovers than there are lovers? 

1583
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:35,720
I love that phrase. 
Yeah, it really is. 

1584
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:38,200
Yeah. 
You've got this kind of sort of 

1585
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:42,720
CD dark underbelly that's just 
like fully exposed. 

1586
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,240
Yeah. 
It's a bit like Dubai, isn't it?

1587
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:48,840
In that, in that sense, like 
it's just like a place where 

1588
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,520
it's like brazen about how 
superficial and on the surface 

1589
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,400
it is. 
It's a place that's not a phrase

1590
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,800
to show off that like, hey, this
place is all about drugs and 

1591
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,840
sex, by the way, you want to 
come here and party? 

1592
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,240
This. 
This is the place to come real 

1593
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,800
close to Cuba, maybe. 
It has very few pretensions. 

1594
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,120
Yeah, yeah, big time. 
Cool. 

1595
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,920
Should we do some categories? 
Yeah. 

1596
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,840
Through all the categories and 
we're all sort of casting and I 

1597
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,160
like to throw in a little bit 
about directors and 

1598
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,600
cinematographers and shit as 
well because, well, the crew but

1599
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:26,960
casting so directed by Thomas 
Carter, who is known for 

1600
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:30,680
directing coach Carter possible 
nepotismalist 5 episodes equal 

1601
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:35,080
justice and save the last dance 
the I'm I'm rich, you're poor, 

1602
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,360
but we'll dance together. 
Society won't like it. 

1603
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,880
I don't care film. 
He also did an episode of Bosch.

1604
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,600
Bosch mentioned Bosch. 
Mentioned I didn't know that, 

1605
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,960
which season, you know which one
it was. 

1606
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:47,840
Season 1, Episode 10. 
Amazing season 1's a good 

1607
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,920
season. 
So this guy's a lot of like 

1608
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,640
single shots as a director for 
different TV shows. 

1609
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:53,800
I think his direction is really 
cool. 

1610
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,240
I think there's some, I think 
there's some very, very artful 

1611
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,840
parts of this show. 
And I love that he's still 

1612
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:02,040
working because I do like to see
people racking up really storied

1613
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,560
careers. 
Yeah, that's brilliant. 

1614
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:10,920
You mentioned Anthony Yerkovich 
before the the creator of and 

1615
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:15,040
writer of and the show former 
right after Starsky and Hutch. 

1616
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,680
She did a couple of episodes of 
that. 

1617
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,400
He did an episode of fantasy 
Island. 

1618
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:24,080
He's a big run 38 episodes of 
Hill Street Blues, 11 episodes 

1619
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:27,120
were sure called Private Eye, 
which sounds interesting. 

1620
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,960
So it's got Josh Brolin in it 
and there's and there's like sat

1621
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:33,120
in like the 19 fees, which is 
sounds kind of fucking cool. 

1622
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:34,960
Oh, no, hang on. 
I have heard of this. 

1623
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
This is like a contemporary of 

1624
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:40,440
my advice. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

1625
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,440
yeah, yeah. 
This is like one of the episode 

1626
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,920
1 of the shows I was accused of 
stealing money versus vibe. 

1627
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:46,280
That was written by Anthony 
Yerkovich. 

1628
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,880
That's pretty fucking fair. 
Yeah, basically. 

1629
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:53,640
So yeah, he just became huge off
the back of this and that this 

1630
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,120
they show was apex of his 
career. 

1631
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:58,160
And you know what, what a good 
thing to have as your apex. 

1632
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:02,040
The cast, Don Johnson, I've got 
written here certified cool 

1633
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:05,200
motherfucker. 
And he is, I often bound around 

1634
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:08,160
the phrase coolest motherfucker 
in the world, and he's not that,

1635
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:12,200
but he is incredibly cool. 
He's a cool, cool dude. 

1636
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:14,240
Currently filming a film called 
Score. 

1637
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,600
A college football coach breaks 
all the rules to get a winning 

1638
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:21,600
team because he's football 
maxing and in production of he's

1639
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,960
in production of a film called 
Encore as well. 

1640
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:28,880
This sounds incredibly silly. 
Former Broadway icons are new 

1641
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:32,240
residents of a retirement home 
where they discover a community 

1642
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,120
of forgotten talents. 
The group of retired actors 

1643
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:37,480
attempt to reignite their 
passion for life. 

1644
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:40,920
Make us suggest you open up IMDb
and look at the cast for this, 

1645
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,040
because it's fucking excellent. 
A sailor. 

1646
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:47,080
Look, it's in pre production. 
Glenn Close. 

1647
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,360
Yeah. 
Henry Winkler, Jeremy Irons? 

1648
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,000
Yeah, wow. 
What a cast. 

1649
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,600
That's it, That's that's it. 
It's the four. 

1650
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:55,240
Looking amazing. 
It's brilliant. 

1651
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:57,520
That's great. 
That's wonderful. 

1652
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,400
It sounds like a joke from That 
was sort of Bojack Horseman, 

1653
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:04,120
just that that cast, doesn't it?
It's like Princess Carolyn's 

1654
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,640
trying to get Bojack attached to
it. 

1655
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:09,480
Looking back in Don Johnson's 
career, he's he's one of these 

1656
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:13,480
actors whose first role that 
appears an IMDb is like the lead

1657
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:16,680
in a movie and he was in a film 
called The Magic Garden of 

1658
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:21,480
Stanley Sweetheart made in 1970 
based on a semi autobiographical

1659
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:25,240
novel by Robert T Westbrook. 
The movie is about 23 year old 

1660
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:29,000
Columbia University dropout 
Stanley Sweetheart who seeks his

1661
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,160
identity during the sexual 
revolution. 

1662
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:34,640
John Johnson at this point in 
his career has done a wedge of 

1663
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,080
TV pilots that had not been 
taken up. 

1664
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,200
So the executives were like, if 
you cast on Johnson this, it's 

1665
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,800
like bad juju. 
He's like a Jonah. 

1666
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,720
They will not get the show Maze.
Nevertheless, you got the you 

1667
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:47,800
got the role. 
And then you start early in the 

1668
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:52,120
sort of production doing a bit 
of like a, by his own admission,

1669
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,960
riffing off of Nick Nolte a 
little bit in 48 hours and 

1670
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:58,240
eventually like that to the 
executives that fly across the 

1671
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:02,840
country to like to go to filming
and be like, Don, look, I'm 

1672
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,320
brown you buddy, like we're not 
really sure about what you're 

1673
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:06,800
doing at the minute. 
It's a little bit like Nicole, 

1674
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,120
you could just try and like find
your own voice kind of thing. 

1675
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:11,680
And he did and and that was it. 
The rest is history. 

1676
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:15,960
That's kind of the deal on that.
Another thing we mentioned, I've

1677
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,400
mentioned on a previous poll was
you had a very second weird 

1678
01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:19,840
relationship with Melanie 
Griffith. 

1679
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:23,320
Don't touch about that again. 
But she was too young for them 

1680
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,440
to get married. 
I'm just saying that fucked up. 

1681
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:28,120
But can we talk now? 
We've got Dunn Johnson for a bit

1682
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:30,000
of time here. 
Have you seen one of the 

1683
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,800
greatest post apocalyptic films 
ever made? 

1684
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,760
A Boy and His Dog? 
I have not. 

1685
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:38,520
It is incredible. 
I watched it probably about 10 

1686
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,600
years ago. 
I probably longer than that 

1687
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:41,880
actually. 
Yeah, definitely longer than 

1688
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:45,040
like 15 probably. 
It's basically about kid because

1689
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,920
he's only young in it, he's only
like 17 and kid like wandering 

1690
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:52,040
around like a post apocalyptic 
wasteland in the US with a dog 

1691
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:55,360
and the dog and he talk 
telepathically, right? 

1692
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:58,000
So, so he can have a 
conversation with the dog in his

1693
01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,400
in his mind and him, his dog are
like best pals and stuff 

1694
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:02,520
happens. 
It's a little bit like the 

1695
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,520
cursed if in like in 2018, 
that's the kind of vibe of the 

1696
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:09,840
of the of the world, right. 
And then it ends by like the 

1697
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:12,480
sort of half of the film is him 
going into like what's 

1698
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:16,920
essentially a fucking Fallout 
vault, as in like from the 

1699
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,640
property Fallout. 
It's like that kind of vibe 

1700
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,480
before Fallout existed. 
So, you know, Black Isle 

1701
01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:25,240
obviously like nicked this idea,
not not being funny. 

1702
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:27,240
And when they get in the right, 
and I say that because when they

1703
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:29,840
get in there, it is like a 
Fallout vault in the sense it's 

1704
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:35,480
like, there's like like a fake 
farmland with like fake sky 

1705
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:38,760
painted on the walls and like 
hair bills and stuff. 

1706
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:42,960
And then when they go in there, 
the culture is like super 1950s 

1707
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,400
vibe. 
And it's all like, you know, 

1708
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,360
it's all like guys in Letterman 
jackets. 

1709
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,760
It's a bunch of girls dressed as
like for concealers and stuff. 

1710
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,560
And the most fucked up that is 
they like because they want to 

1711
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,040
restart the human race. 
And he's the only guy they've 

1712
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,160
met. 
They're like who came up to this

1713
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:03,880
machine that like milks him and 
they're going to like and 

1714
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,720
they're going to like milk him 
to death. 

1715
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:12,440
And then the dog like rescues 
him and and like, I haven't seen

1716
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,920
it in so long and I need to 
watch it again. 

1717
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,600
But like, that's basically about
his dog. 

1718
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,160
And I would be happy to cover 
this film for the broadcast is 

1719
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:22,160
to plug in that there's 100% got
to be one of the inspirations 

1720
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,040
for Fallout. 
I don't care what they say 100% 

1721
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,400
definitely is. 
I mean like weird weird vault 

1722
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:28,280
full of weird people doing weird
science stuff. 

1723
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:32,480
Save 7 year from a fucking 
execution by jerk off machine is

1724
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:35,120
100% good boy behaviour. 
That dog deserves all this. 

1725
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:38,880
Really is and then swing into 
the swing to the other end I'm. 

1726
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,240
Going to pull the hog smooth off
Thank you dog meat. 

1727
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:44,600
That's exactly what happens. 
It's so bad. 

1728
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:49,960
What else is highlights from 
from his career? 

1729
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:54,280
He was really good in the 2019 
Watchmen TV series, the David 

1730
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,000
Lindelof one. 
Really, really good. 

1731
01:25:56,000 --> 01:26:00,360
That as like the dodgy white 
supremacists because it was clan

1732
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:03,600
guy from the police. 
Really cool, obviously. 

1733
01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:07,400
Obviously he was in Knives Out. 
Yeah, he TV maxed in Nash 

1734
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,320
Bridges. 
We had a had a role-playing some

1735
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:15,080
some San Francisco constable 
called Nash Bridges who wasn't 

1736
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,680
as cool as some problems and I 
don't think he even had a 

1737
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,360
fucking boat mounted done. 
Well, I saw about a TV show 

1738
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,400
where he did have a boat. 
What shall I say? 

1739
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:28,040
A cruise ship Doctor Odyssey, 
which is ATV show that my wife 

1740
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:31,160
and I watched when it went for 
its 118 episode season 

1741
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,680
2024-2025. 
Fortunately, it's not been 

1742
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:37,600
picked up for a second season. 
It was not that successful, but 

1743
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:40,560
he was the captain of of the 
Odyssey, which is like this 

1744
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,360
luxury cruise ship and it 
follows at least this like one 

1745
01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:49,760
Doctor and one like a nurse 
practitioner and then like one 

1746
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,680
nurse who's this English guy 
called Tristan. 

1747
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:54,880
And it's the campus most 
ridiculous show and it's so 

1748
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,240
funny. 
It's so good. 

1749
01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:00,240
And the guy who's and the and 
the guy who's the doctor is, is 

1750
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:02,880
what's his name from from 
Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson, 

1751
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,880
who played pacey in Dawson's 
Creek. 

1752
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:09,440
And I'm like the, the nurse 
practitioner is, is Philippa 

1753
01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:13,160
Sue, who was in Hamilton. 
And yeah, it's absolutely 

1754
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,800
phenomenal. 
And then the way the shoe would 

1755
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,400
work is that like every week to 
be like a different theme for 

1756
01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,680
like the cruise one. 
We could be like Wellness 

1757
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:23,760
influences and then and then 
want to be like sex toy makers 

1758
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:26,400
facing off against tried wives. 
And then there'll be 1 where 

1759
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,800
it's like then it'd be like 
plastic surgery week and 

1760
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:31,120
everyone comes on and they're 
all getting plastic surgery 

1761
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,880
done. 
And then there's like 1 where it

1762
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:35,600
was shark week and it's when the
ship was getting attacked by 

1763
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,160
sharks. 
And there's this whole bit where

1764
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:38,160
like. 
Absolutely class. 

1765
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:41,160
I love that sort of changed. 
It was an incredible 1 where 

1766
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,200
they're getting attached by like
I think might be tonnes of 

1767
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:46,480
whales actually. 
And to get a reaction from Sonia

1768
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:51,520
managing whales and and on the 
bridge of the ship, they like 

1769
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,880
look at this quote unquote soon 
our feed, which doesn't look a 

1770
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:55,040
sooner. 
It looks like a radar. 

1771
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:58,040
And then and there's like big 
blocks of like these pods of 

1772
01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,960
wheels, like actively moving on 
the screen. 

1773
01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:01,920
It's like this isn't how sooner 
works. 

1774
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:05,280
This isn't how anything works. 
There's a bunch of German 

1775
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,080
nationalists on ribs. 
Just chase. 

1776
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:09,440
Not for them. 
Good, get further into the sea 

1777
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:13,920
if we can Hope for now. 
Get you to Denmark. 

1778
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:19,040
Not to mention that Sona is 
really bad for Wales. 

1779
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:20,680
Right. 
So Don Johnson also had a music 

1780
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:23,080
career. 
Yeah, he did and and put some 

1781
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:24,960
records out. 
I've not heard any of them, I 

1782
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:25,840
don't think. 
Have I? 

1783
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,560
Maybe I have, I'm not sure. 
But I mentioned that because 

1784
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,520
Philip Michael Thomas has also 
attempted big. 

1785
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:34,400
Time. 
Music makes big time, kind of 

1786
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,960
kind of like 1-1 and done with 
Phil Michael Thomas, and I don't

1787
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:39,840
really know him from anything 
else. 

1788
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,080
He's made some. 
Crazy decisions. 

1789
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:45,280
I've got some interesting 
casting notes on him as well. 

1790
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:47,520
It's just some bits from his 
wildlife. 

1791
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:49,400
He's got 12 kids, you know, for 
a start. 

1792
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:53,240
It's wild. 
This, this, that's a lot of 

1793
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,440
kids. 
This this this man has sex. 

1794
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:59,640
He's also in Nash Bridges with. 
He made he made two appearances 

1795
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:02,480
in Nash Bridges I believe, if my
notes are correct. 

1796
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,160
And of course, we know him as 
Lance Vance. 

1797
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:08,440
Vance yeah, Lance Vance and Vice
City and Vice City Stories. 

1798
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:12,280
And in fact, I think Vice City 
Stories was like the yeah, the 

1799
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:18,400
last work he did was Vice City 
Stories in 2006 and a man who 

1800
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:23,120
coined the acronym EGOT, meaning
Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony. 

1801
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:25,880
In reference to his plans for 
winning all four awards. 

1802
01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:30,440
He is not, as of February 2026, 
nominated for any of these 

1803
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:33,920
awards, but has received a 
People's Chugs Award and a 

1804
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:36,640
Golden Globe Award nomination. 
Thanks Wikipedia. 

1805
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:40,040
That's an incredible fact that 
he coined the term he got. 

1806
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:43,960
He coined the term he got he had
a legal run in with the Psychic 

1807
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:47,960
Readers Network in 1994, Thomas 
saying the agreement with 

1808
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:51,080
Psychic Readers Network I known 
as Traffics Incorporated based 

1809
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:54,040
in Melbourne, FL becoming a 
spokesman for the Philip Michael

1810
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,960
Thomas International Psychic 
Network. 

1811
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,520
He appeared in television ads 
and claimed we've met the 

1812
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:02,200
planet's premier psychic through
his quote world travels. 

1813
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:04,440
End Quote. 
He dressed similarly to his 

1814
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:07,840
Miami Vice alter ego, even 
opening the ads with a phrase 

1815
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:11,000
from Miami Vice to world advice 
exclamation mark. 

1816
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:14,200
He appeared in infomercials with
Eileen Brennan and Todd McKee 

1817
01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:17,680
along with his one. 
In 2002, a New York arbitrator 

1818
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:21,640
awarded Thomas $1.48 million for
the improper use of his name and

1819
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:26,440
likeness in an additional 
$780,000 in interest. 

1820
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:30,360
This guy, what life he's lived. 
In an interview with Playboy 

1821
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:33,360
magazine, he said I've become 
greened like money. 

1822
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:37,360
I respect the position. 
I'm enthusiastic as opposed to 

1823
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:39,800
excited. 
Enthusiasm comes from the Greek 

1824
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,120
entheos, which means God 
inspired. 

1825
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,880
I recommend fame, but with 
fortune. 

1826
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:49,320
Otherwise it's a bitch. 
Wow, it's. 

1827
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:51,640
A good His acting role has been 
very interesting. 

1828
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:56,120
Apart from this, he like I said,
he was in a show called Direct. 

1829
01:30:56,200 --> 01:31:00,920
Sorry, he was in a show called 
Detective Extra Large 1991. 

1830
01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:04,200
Have you heard of a show called 
Detective Extra Large? 

1831
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:06,880
Because it sounds shockingly 
made-up. 

1832
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:09,720
It sounds like something Tumblr 
uses with makeup. 

1833
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,720
Detective Extra Large. 
There was no space in Extra 

1834
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,080
Large by the actor's name 
Masonica Size. 

1835
01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:18,560
Detective Extra Large sounds 
like the Tumblr nickname for 

1836
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,480
him. 
Poor guy from some show which 

1837
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:24,000
just happens to be fat. 
That really does doesn't look at

1838
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:24,480
him. 
It's like. 

1839
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:28,440
Like it's like Mulock, but for 
Americans. 

1840
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,920
It's like. 
Look at this detective extra 

1841
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:34,320
large. 
Could be could could be like 

1842
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,400
applied to significant amounts 
of detectives from American TV 

1843
01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:40,040
shows. 
Sipowicz, Crate&barrel, fucking 

1844
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:43,080
so many genre. 
And it just turns into this 

1845
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,640
weird online reference, just 
people going this is so 

1846
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:48,480
detective extra large coded and 
no one knows what the fuck 

1847
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:51,480
detective extra large even is. 
Well, you know what, we can 

1848
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:54,800
probably make that happen. 
We can start using that and just

1849
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:57,720
really, he really fucking 
changed the game. 

1850
01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:02,160
It appears to be called Extra 
large now when it's possibly 

1851
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:05,840
because it's been syndicated, 
but extra large. 

1852
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:10,920
Original title Detective Extra 
Large AKA Vai Zuppa Toopen in 

1853
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:15,320
Miami Germany mentioned Jack 
Costello Bud Spencer as a 

1854
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,920
retired cop and now private 
attacker for lives in Miami who 

1855
01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:21,680
handles a myriad of cases for 
unusual clients at a side our 

1856
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:25,480
old please buddy Sam Bosley, Lou
Bedford and cartoonist turned 

1857
01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:29,600
ambushes luth Jean Philippe 
Dubas Philip Michael Thomas 

1858
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:33,080
cartoonist turned Abuja sluth. 
I fucking love it. 

1859
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:36,280
That's the plot of Zulia. 
That's a fucking basin. 

1860
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:39,960
He's using Costello as an 
influence in his nickname, the 

1861
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,800
Burly Detective Extra Large. 
In the second series, Costello 

1862
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:46,840
faces other dangerous cases, 
again with Bosnian Archibald 

1863
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:48,840
Michael Winslow, the son of an 
old Fred. 

1864
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:50,920
The Costello usually nicknames 
Dubas. 

1865
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:52,520
This sounds like Tumblr made it 
up. 

1866
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:54,680
This sounds like gonna shower 
off the TV show. 

1867
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:58,160
This sounds like bullshit. 
We've got to find this fucking 

1868
01:32:58,160 --> 01:32:59,880
thing, you know, because I think
I'm. 

1869
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:02,280
Just telling Sonia. 
Just telling Sonia that he did a

1870
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:07,040
film ATV film with the same guy 
Because We Are Angels, which is 

1871
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:11,080
about him and the big guy being 
big maximum security inmates in 

1872
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:14,240
a prison in Costa Rica who 
escaped by dressing as Friars 

1873
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:16,840
and hide out in a monastery. 
Incredible. 

1874
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:20,400
That's fucking amazing. 
And then they made of and that's

1875
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:24,600
from 1997 and also released in 
1997 was the animated 2D 

1876
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:27,360
platform of video game tie in to
We are angels. 

1877
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:32,200
Yes gaol and defeats Santiana, 
the strongman of San Ronaldo 

1878
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:35,360
Villa you get FMV briefings 
from. 

1879
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:39,040
Also, the game has 6 levels. 
It's fucking amazing. 

1880
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,640
So good. 
What the fuck? 

1881
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:46,680
An early TV role he did in 1974.
He was in an episode of 

1882
01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:50,080
Policewoman, the Angie Dickinson
cop show. 

1883
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:55,800
Play a character called Sonny. 
So there are connections. 

1884
01:33:55,920 --> 01:34:00,800
Everything is circular other. 
I've noticed everything. 

1885
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:03,640
It was Ding Ding Ding Ding. 
Trapper, John, MD. 

1886
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:07,080
John Anderson, you trapped me. 
Fucking hell them Harold 

1887
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:08,560
Bergman. 
I'm putting respect on Judge 

1888
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:10,560
Rupp's name because this guy is 
cool as fuck. 

1889
01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:14,160
IMDb says he's known for playing
at the Reverend in Cocoon. 

1890
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:18,000
Dr Irwin in Cocoon. 
The Return in 1988. 

1891
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:22,160
His final rule was Elderly 
Reverend in Dawson's Creek in 

1892
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:25,240
2000. 
This guy, this Jade, this big 

1893
01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:29,000
swinging Dick, this humongous 
motherfucker, this king of big 

1894
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,800
part players live for the ripe 
old age of 99 years old. 

1895
01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:35,920
He didn't even start acting 
until he was in his 60s and 

1896
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:39,280
fucking hell man, what an 
absolute guy. 

1897
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,600
He seemed a love playing judges 
and shit. 

1898
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:46,080
As as as first rule was the 
ordeal of Doctor Mudd. 

1899
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:49,320
And yes, it's about the 
misfortunes of Samuel Mudd after

1900
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:52,080
he harboured John Wilkes Booth. 
And yes, I want to watch it 

1901
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:54,320
because it sounds good. 
It's focused 2 1/2 hours long 

1902
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:58,160
and does weavers in it. 
Oh, there's a really good true 

1903
01:34:58,160 --> 01:34:59,840
about that on Netflix. 
Yeah. 

1904
01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:04,560
That's worth watching, Yeah. 
And I think, yeah, we've we've I

1905
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:07,320
have what Lords more casting? 
But you know what we've got, 

1906
01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:09,480
we've got we've got to keep 
moving. 

1907
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,400
Keep the cigarette book bouncing
over the waves. 

1908
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:13,840
Just asking questions now, 
asking questions bit earlier 

1909
01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:15,400
than usual. 
Then we'll go back and listen 

1910
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:17,520
things and talking about shit 
and hyper fixations. 

1911
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:22,600
But how would this film go down 
in Germany? 

1912
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,800
Sanya. 
Just what would be told for 

1913
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:27,040
Assad Which? 
Which coastal resort was setting

1914
01:35:27,040 --> 01:35:30,560
it in where? 
Sanya is Germany's Miami, Oh. 

1915
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:41,680
My God, we don't do that. 
The Miami of Germany. 

1916
01:35:41,760 --> 01:35:47,440
Rostock drugs. 
You can have a bun with fried 

1917
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:53,600
fish on it and shut the fuck up.
So, so from what I'm getting for

1918
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:56,760
you putting down Sunny is that 
there's no true analogue to 

1919
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:59,960
Miami in the whole of Germany. 
There isn't 9. 

1920
01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:03,440
So there isn't 1 seaside city 
that's got the same kind of swag

1921
01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:06,640
and we found off Florida's 
Florida as a unique place, 

1922
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,640
right. 
So the answer is how would this 

1923
01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,080
go down? 
It wouldn't. 

1924
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:15,040
The average temperature on the 
German coast is like 15° during 

1925
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:17,080
those summer days. 
What do you think? 

1926
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:20,000
How many? 
How many cokes are bikini babes 

1927
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:20,800
are you? 
You're going to. 

1928
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,160
Get. 
Depends how strong I know. 

1929
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:25,120
Everything on the north and then
everything on the northern side 

1930
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:27,720
has the issue that half of the 
time the North Sea isn't even 

1931
01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:33,120
fucking there. 
Oh yes, maybe we should do coke 

1932
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:33,800
about it. 
Wow. 

1933
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:38,760
German noir version of Miami 
Vice? 

1934
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:40,680
No Lensburg vice. 
Yeah. 

1935
01:36:42,920 --> 01:36:46,560
On the Baltic coast, every every
every episode. 

1936
01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:49,400
So some cadets from Marine 
Shulamovic just fuck it up 

1937
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:52,840
somehow and get in trouble. 
Jesus Christ, I used to think 

1938
01:36:52,840 --> 01:36:54,720
like what the what the what? 
The British version would be 

1939
01:36:54,720 --> 01:37:02,600
like talking vice. 
Fucking Brighton. 

1940
01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:09,800
It'll be called Brighton Beach 
and it would be fucking shitty 

1941
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:12,120
episodes. 
I can see that happening, yeah. 

1942
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:15,200
Oh, it's Blackpool, Blackpool 
voice Blackpool. 

1943
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,440
Face, but at least be funny 
because let's be honest, 

1944
01:37:17,480 --> 01:37:20,680
Blackpool is the Florida of the 
UK right. 

1945
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:25,040
You know, I mean I remember I 
was in Blackpool years ago. 

1946
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:27,800
I'm walking past this shop. 
I've got a big science in BBE 

1947
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:32,400
appears and done here, you know,
and it's like yes, Blackpool man

1948
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:34,000
of Florida man right, 
absolutely. 

1949
01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:37,280
I was I was I was on a train 
years ago going down Leeds to go

1950
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:40,440
and say Slayer and me and Frank 
Pete. 

1951
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:41,880
Hi Pete. 
If you listen to the podcast 

1952
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:46,400
here it is was was was start 
drinking quite early and it's 

1953
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:49,480
about 10:00 in the morning and 
run with train and we've had a 

1954
01:37:49,480 --> 01:37:51,720
few beers. 
And then the people on the train

1955
01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:54,040
who was in across from us who 
were kind of cool and young 

1956
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:57,720
already get off And an old 
couple comes on that they look 

1957
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,080
like they're probably in like 
the late 70's, the early 80s, 

1958
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:05,160
but a bit spry and, you know, 
come and sit down and me and 

1959
01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:07,040
Pete, you know, we've just 
finished drinking some pretty 

1960
01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:08,680
strong beers. 
I'm starting to get the shaky 

1961
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:11,200
shaky right. 
And Pete said, Rory, I'm getting

1962
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:15,000
on the fucking wrong man. 
I'm like, and I don't want to 

1963
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:17,240
fall asleep already. 
So I say this old lady in this 

1964
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:20,680
old fella is okay if me, my 
friend have a couple of beers 

1965
01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:22,800
and the last goes only if we 
joined you. 

1966
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:25,680
And my hand to God, my hand to 
Sonny Crockett. 

1967
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:30,080
She pulls out two paint cans of 
Stella to crack them open and we

1968
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:32,560
start shooting the shirt and 
drinking and it's mint and just 

1969
01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:36,520
telling us that they used to run
a B&B in Blackpool until a 

1970
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:41,600
murderer on the run checked into
the B&B and was arrested outside

1971
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:43,360
it. 
When the police caught up with 

1972
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:47,600
him and ruined the careers, no 
one wanted to go to the B&B so 

1973
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:49,440
they just jacked it in and 
retired. 

1974
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:52,520
And now the love and the life 
just being retired did. 

1975
01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:54,680
I'm drinking I guess, on mass 
transit. 

1976
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:57,040
So yes, Blackpool. 
Blackpool is. 

1977
01:38:57,480 --> 01:39:00,040
There's more to that story. 
Someone wasn't just arrested 

1978
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:02,600
outside for B&B and that's why 
nobody wants to go there one. 

1979
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,800
100% Blackpool. 
Blackpool is the Miami of the 

1980
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:05,960
Northeast. 
Yeah, so. 

1981
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:08,840
Yeah, so you see, I. 
Live in a I want to live in a 

1982
01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:11,440
boat and. 
Can you imagine your Blackpool 

1983
01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:13,920
houseboat is like. 
It's literally just like a canal

1984
01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:17,360
boat that somehow ended up on 
the coast of Blackpool and it's 

1985
01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:19,120
half. 
And the Irish Sea and it's. 

1986
01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:23,720
Like, and it's half up on the 
beach and it's partly rotten. 

1987
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:26,240
And every morning when you get 
up, you've got like chase off 

1988
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:29,280
for like the smack heads of the 
seagulls because they're all 

1989
01:39:29,280 --> 01:39:31,480
fighting over the last chips 
that are on the deck. 

1990
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,320
But that's fine because you're 
Blackpool's best vice cop. 

1991
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:37,800
You're Blackpool's only vice. 
Cop what's like an equivalent 

1992
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:40,640
animals I have living in it as. 
Well. 

1993
01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:45,000
I got Urban Fox. 
That's my that's my fox. 

1994
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:49,760
Urban fox, I would have your 
urban fox definitely or like if 

1995
01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:53,480
if they would only fucking 
reintroduce links as to the UK, 

1996
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:56,440
it could be a links they just 
found when he was out on the 

1997
01:39:56,440 --> 01:40:00,120
Moors and it's yeah yeah, that 
is chained up inside his house 

1998
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:02,520
mode on a short chain and he 
keeps it it's. 

1999
01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:07,040
Got like a TD ridden badger. 
And he and he keeps it really 

2000
01:40:07,040 --> 01:40:10,040
angry by playing like Captain 
Beefheart records to it. 

2001
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:12,080
So it's really fucking on edge 
all the time. 

2002
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:14,440
You say I would watch that show.
Nobody else. 

2003
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:17,960
Would I love that? 
I love that that rocket has like

2004
01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:20,320
a canonically yacht rock taste. 
And yeah. 

2005
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:23,280
Totally. 
As much like the British 

2006
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:25,600
equivalent would be like, so 
like you've got like the the 

2007
01:40:25,600 --> 01:40:27,920
British equivalent of tubs is 
like looking is looking for like

2008
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,240
the the cassette collection of 
the British Crockett and he's 

2009
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:39,440
like New Order 3. 
Pounds fuck me mad he's got. 

2010
01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:42,440
Like. 3 or 4 albums by Deacon 
Blue. 

2011
01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:45,200
Paddy Backaloon. 
Paddy Backaloon. 

2012
01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:52,080
Paddy Backaloon. 
Christopher Records forget to 

2013
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:55,440
grab the let's get this shit 
from It's like is he get this 

2014
01:40:55,440 --> 01:41:01,120
shit from MVC? 
Oh my God. 

2015
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:04,880
Holy crap. 
All right, do next category. 

2016
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:08,920
Where the hell are we going to 
put our scraggly friend in this?

2017
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:13,200
How are we going to deploy the 
man himself, Mr Colombo, Peter 

2018
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:15,760
Falk in this film? 
Sonya, you can just fucking 

2019
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:17,240
guess. 
You can make something up since 

2020
01:41:17,240 --> 01:41:18,920
you haven't seen the film, he's 
thinking. 

2021
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:22,240
I mean, this sounds bonkers 
enough to just have him do his 

2022
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:24,120
actual job in there, to be 
honest. 

2023
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:28,520
He's just, he's just just a 
detective who isn't doing 

2024
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:31,280
undercover shit. 
He's just like, what are you 

2025
01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:33,320
doing? 
I have one more question about 

2026
01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:36,960
that. 
He's he's he's he's just like 

2027
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:40,600
bumbled in from LA like he's 
like also on the case for some 

2028
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:41,280
reason. 
My. 

2029
01:41:41,280 --> 01:41:45,800
Wife she also likes stimulants, 
but could she explain this to me

2030
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:50,640
one more time? 
Just like fucking cook up some 

2031
01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:54,320
way of the LA PD to be also 
involved in it somehow. 

2032
01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:58,160
And it's like, what a what? 
A trio and tubs in Colombo. 

2033
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:02,040
Tubs in Colombo Tubs in Colombo 
run off and steal the boat and 

2034
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:05,160
Crockett just in the back and 
he's like, just like New York 

2035
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:10,960
and he's like la. 
Yes, Oh my God. 

2036
01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:14,680
What's up the Beagle? 
Yes, that's so fucking good, 

2037
01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:15,760
man. 
Quotes. 

2038
01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:17,240
What? 
Our favourite quotes from the 

2039
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:19,840
movie because goddamn, some of 
these were incredibly, 

2040
01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:24,160
incredibly good. 
Like just how Corky is talking. 

2041
01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:27,800
It's the dialogue rings true 
with me when he's talking in the

2042
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:29,920
drive to the like meeting and 
stuff. 

2043
01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:33,240
He's making this weird comment 
about like the kind of ethnic 

2044
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:37,200
makeup of Miami. 
And then he starts talking about

2045
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:40,000
you should, you should sponsor a
kid or a farmer in Latin 

2046
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:41,200
America. 
I do. 

2047
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:45,560
Then there's a beat and there's 
like a sniff and it's like, 

2048
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:47,440
that's just like fucking 
brilliant. 

2049
01:42:47,720 --> 01:42:50,520
Oh, there's a bit where Crockett
punches tubs because Crockett 

2050
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:53,400
makes that whole thing about 
like when you get having all 

2051
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:55,440
your your buddies getting killed
by car bombs and you're like 

2052
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:59,240
punches in the face for that. 
And he's and he's like, and he's

2053
01:42:59,240 --> 01:43:02,040
like, I'm sorry, man, that was 
way out of line. 

2054
01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:04,800
And he's like, oh, you mean it. 
It's like, yeah, I do. 

2055
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:09,080
Yeah. 
And he's like, can't let you 

2056
01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:10,880
handle all that bad come about 
yourself. 

2057
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:15,440
It's a so it's so extreme. 
I've got the. 

2058
01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:17,680
Perfect quotes from Trina 
DeSoto. 

2059
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:19,000
Here. 
The actual dialogue. 

2060
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:21,520
We caught a tub. 
You read a lot of books. 3 

2061
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:23,560
DeSoto. 
You're missing my point, man. 

2062
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:27,400
I skip all that network drive. 
Tune into the world classics. 

2063
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:29,400
I Love Lucy. 
Father Knows Best. 

2064
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:32,240
Leave it to you, Beaver. 
Gilligan's Island. 

2065
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:34,880
That's why I learned to speak 
English so good man, the ghoul 

2066
01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:38,560
of nature of TV and forget about
and forget about Desi and as 

2067
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:41,440
man, the fact that dude never 
got the Academy Award says 

2068
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:45,320
something very deep about the 
American psyche and then just 

2069
01:43:45,320 --> 01:43:47,920
studies response New York 
critics treaty. 

2070
01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:52,520
Don't let it throw you. 
That's actually that is a low 

2071
01:43:52,520 --> 01:43:56,960
key absolute banger. 
And there was the you're going 

2072
01:43:56,960 --> 01:44:00,960
to enjoy your show without 
cosigning of the things that its

2073
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:03,440
characters say and share in 
their opinions. 

2074
01:44:03,440 --> 01:44:07,560
And the scene when Crockett goes
to Tubs along lines of did you 

2075
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:11,840
just come down to Miami for a 
tan is like horrific. 

2076
01:44:11,840 --> 01:44:15,720
And then Tubs responds with the 
incredibly, I'm not going to the

2077
01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:17,480
voice at all, will hush my 
mouth. 

2078
01:44:17,480 --> 01:44:20,840
And it's like you're arguing in 
front of your fucking senior 

2079
01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:24,240
officer here on the fucking 
bridge that appears to be an 

2080
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:29,040
active railway track and being 
very, very problematic in front 

2081
01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:30,640
of your management. 
Truly, there was a lot of 

2082
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:31,840
cocaine going on at this time. 
The. 

2083
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:33,840
GQ comes down here from New 
York. 

2084
01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:36,880
I love that bit as well as the 
GQ comes down here. 

2085
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:41,440
Fucking amazing. 
I've got I've got the Sunny and 

2086
01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:43,240
Gina conversation from the boats
when they. 

2087
01:44:43,240 --> 01:44:46,960
Just go for. 
You know something Gina, you 

2088
01:44:46,960 --> 01:44:49,600
could be a real pain in the butt
sometimes, but I like you. 

2089
01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:52,000
I like you a lot. 
I like you too, Sonny. 

2090
01:44:52,560 --> 01:44:54,080
Really. 
Well, why have you tossed 4 of 

2091
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:56,120
my dinner invitations and three 
weeks back at me? 

2092
01:44:56,280 --> 01:44:57,880
You wouldn't have come along 
tonight if you hadn't had. 

2093
01:44:57,880 --> 01:45:01,040
Truly. 
Along the block tackle, my 

2094
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:04,200
father always told me. 
Football hole, my father always 

2095
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:06,200
told me, Crockett never to get 
involved with a man on the 

2096
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:08,080
rebound. 
And as far as I'm concerned, 

2097
01:45:08,080 --> 01:45:10,600
you're bouncing so hard you're 
practically out of the ballpark.

2098
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:12,680
What's that supposed to mean? 
You're still in Live with 

2099
01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:14,480
Caroline. 
Try again, lady. 

2100
01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:16,480
ESSEC. 
What's that supposed you can? 

2101
01:45:16,480 --> 01:45:19,280
Play that beach bum cowboy 
routine with the football lingo 

2102
01:45:19,320 --> 01:45:22,840
and the beer commercial retali. 
I love how he's like. 

2103
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:24,880
What's that supposed to mean, 
Crockett? 

2104
01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:28,160
Do you own a mirror? 
You live on a boat with a large 

2105
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:31,280
stolen reptile. 
You know you steal dead people's

2106
01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:32,280
beer. 
You are. 

2107
01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:35,480
Incredible isn't cool. 
Yes, you're about to make it 

2108
01:45:35,480 --> 01:45:36,880
cool, but it wasn't cool when 
you first had. 

2109
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:38,440
Exactly. 
You're trying to be divorced. 

2110
01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:41,560
I like when he's briefing his 
team and again, this is like 

2111
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:43,800
obviously dialogue that I don't 
cool sign because it's got some 

2112
01:45:43,800 --> 01:45:47,000
kind of shitty stuff behind it. 
But it's like when he's given 

2113
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:49,280
like a briefing of his team and 
they're like any questions. 

2114
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:53,120
And one guy's like, did you roll
a fruit for that shirt? 

2115
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:57,480
And it's like, OK, Sunny did. 
Did you did you rob a gay man 

2116
01:45:57,480 --> 01:45:59,680
with a generic black T-shirt 
that you're wearing? 

2117
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:02,720
And then his response is 
essentially a fuck your wife but

2118
01:46:02,720 --> 01:46:06,080
in like more like kind of witty.
Terms, though, he says. 

2119
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:08,240
I got it from your mom and it 
wasn't even my birthday. 

2120
01:46:08,240 --> 01:46:10,360
That's right, that's right. 
A fucking mom. 

2121
01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:12,400
That's right. 
And it's like that's, that's 

2122
01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:16,520
just, that's just great. 
But these, this, this is so 

2123
01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:18,440
1980s. 
These people suck. 

2124
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:22,200
Yeah, yeah, there's room for 
improvement. 

2125
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:26,000
Some cultural differences, yeah.
OK, weapons free my friends. 

2126
01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,400
I'm going to talk briefly about 
the guns and this show because I

2127
01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:30,400
could go on all night, but I 
won't. 

2128
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:32,840
This is the first. 
This is the first appearance of 

2129
01:46:32,840 --> 01:46:37,560
the Sig Sauer P220 in any media 
at beat movies. 

2130
01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:39,880
Taylor was the first was the 
first screen appearance of it 

2131
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:44,200
was this TV show. 
After that, it was shown in a 

2132
01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:51,040
Japanese film called called 
Terra Warrior Boy, a 1985 

2133
01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:54,640
Japanese science fiction film 
directed by Akidobo Ishiyama. 

2134
01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:57,120
The screenplay was written by 
Masato Harada, based on the 

2135
01:46:57,120 --> 01:46:59,160
novel of the same name by Mike 
Spring. 

2136
01:46:59,160 --> 01:47:03,760
In the film follows Momoko and 
Moto Haru as he discovers she 

2137
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:06,440
and her friends have psychic 
powers after being turned 

2138
01:47:06,440 --> 01:47:09,760
suddenly into high school 
students caused by a strange 

2139
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:12,520
light in the past 10 years. 
And for some reason one of 

2140
01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:20,680
them's got a fucking Sig Sailor 
P220 his what his this. 

2141
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:24,080
This gun was last seen. 
According to imftb.org, this gun

2142
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:28,360
was last seen on the big or 
small screen in 2017 in a show 

2143
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:30,640
called Emerald City. 
Have you heard of this? 

2144
01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:34,280
No, I think of Tin Man aren't. 
I Emerald City is a 2017 fantasy

2145
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:37,640
TV series based on the Oz book 
series by Al Frank Baum. 

2146
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:40,600
Al Frank Baum Al Frank Baum So 
far, so cool. 

2147
01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:43,200
A modern A modern retelling of 
the Wizard of Oz. 

2148
01:47:43,480 --> 01:47:46,040
The series follows a young woman
named Dorothy Gale who was 

2149
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:48,720
whisked away in the fantastic 
land of Oz by a tornado. 

2150
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:51,880
Joined by various companions, 
Dorothy unbox the Emerald City 

2151
01:47:51,880 --> 01:47:54,760
to find them enigmatic Wizard of
Oz and return home. 

2152
01:47:54,880 --> 01:47:56,360
And for some reason they've all 
got guns. 

2153
01:47:56,680 --> 01:47:58,360
I think they're all cops in it 
or something like that. 

2154
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:01,760
But there's an extensive page. 
Like there's there's an 

2155
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:04,080
extensive I was. 
Getting a howl from the it's. 

2156
01:48:04,080 --> 01:48:06,080
Crazy, right? 
So I think they're all cops of 

2157
01:48:06,080 --> 01:48:08,320
some kind, of all guns and shit.
It's got Vincent. 

2158
01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:10,120
It's enough. 
For you shit, should we look 

2159
01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:11,800
into this as a team at some 
point? 

2160
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:13,680
Because I think it sounds 
insane, guys. 

2161
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:17,800
Yeah, it's got Oliver Dary 
Olufsson in it from Severance 

2162
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:21,160
Barley and Julie Richardson. 
And what a good cast. 

2163
01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:24,240
Gina McKee, the northeast of 
England's own Gina McKee. 

2164
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:27,440
Cast Insane cast. 
Gina Bellman from Coupling. 

2165
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:28,720
And the and they've all got 
guns. 

2166
01:48:28,880 --> 01:48:31,000
And it's the Wizard of Oz. 
What's going on? 

2167
01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:33,040
It was. 
It was cancelled after one 

2168
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:35,160
season. 
There are 10 episodes. 

2169
01:48:35,520 --> 01:48:36,880
Tell you what, I'll cook you a 
deal, mate. 

2170
01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:40,000
We'll we'll cover this if you 
want, if you indulge me in 

2171
01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:42,040
watching Karen Cisco with Carly 
Gugino. 

2172
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:45,400
Yeah, no doubt, man, no fucking 
doubt. 100%. 

2173
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:48,600
Absolutely clear and clear, 
clear and present TV dudes. 

2174
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:52,080
At some point I guess the backup
piece that Crockett carries is a

2175
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:55,920
Ditonix Pocket 9, which I think 
is a really cool little little 

2176
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:59,200
dingly and quite interesting and
out of left field semi 

2177
01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:01,480
automatic. 
Michael Man's a big gun guy as 

2178
01:49:01,480 --> 01:49:02,960
you all know. 
I wonder if he's out there kind 

2179
01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:04,720
of like picking the shit that I 
think looks cool. 

2180
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:08,080
The show was known for being the
first screen appearances. 

2181
01:49:08,080 --> 01:49:10,960
I think of such pistols like the
Desert Eagle, like Sonny's 

2182
01:49:11,520 --> 01:49:14,200
sidearm later in the show was 
like a Ruger 10 millimetre. 

2183
01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,280
Obviously he's like a Frankie 
spouse 12. 

2184
01:49:16,560 --> 01:49:18,840
Like guns that were cutting 
fucking edge at the time. 

2185
01:49:19,040 --> 01:49:21,520
Michael Mann was obviously very 
excited about his armouring and 

2186
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:23,200
that's really fucking cool to 
me. 

2187
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:26,520
A really great cocaine woman. 
His fan towards he had Sonny 

2188
01:49:26,520 --> 01:49:29,360
Crockett just bursts out of 
cover with the fucking cool 

2189
01:49:29,360 --> 01:49:33,320
Model 654 rifle in one hand and 
his sidearm in the other. 

2190
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:36,640
And it's like that's so fucking 
cocaine. 

2191
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:41,400
It's like just use the rifle 
dude this that at this point 

2192
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:46,800
come on man it's just I did do a
few Oh my God fucking the whole 

2193
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:48,720
point the screen and announced 
the name of the gun thing when I

2194
01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,960
was watching it with Emma which 
luckily she finds adorable. 

2195
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:54,520
I hope like I was like Oh my God
fuck yes tech 9 which I realised

2196
01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:59,840
was on a K J9 so afterwards I 
beat myself up with sticks. 

2197
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:02,600
You go to the bathroom, hit 
yourself like stupid, stupid, 

2198
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:05,720
stupid, stupid. 
You know, you know that fucking 

2199
01:50:05,920 --> 01:50:11,200
albino monk killer dude and the 
fucking it's like fucking 

2200
01:50:11,320 --> 01:50:13,360
beating the shit out of 
themselves some kind of a crop 

2201
01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:17,600
that's like me fucking 
misidentifying a KG 9 or KG 99 

2202
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:20,160
as a tech 9. 
And it's like, so although it's 

2203
01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:22,960
a cool film with lots of fucking
cool guns that I really enjoyed,

2204
01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:26,080
I won't believe by the point too
much because it's a Michael Mann

2205
01:50:26,080 --> 01:50:27,840
film and he's absolutely gun 
pilled. 

2206
01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:29,560
We should never ever do John 
Wick. 

2207
01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:35,160
Would this film go well when the
VHS and the Mass test is applied

2208
01:50:35,160 --> 01:50:37,240
to it? 
Would this film thrive? 

2209
01:50:37,240 --> 01:50:42,080
Or, whether on VHS, the DVD 
player in the Mass award room or

2210
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:43,840
barracks of military base or 
vessel. 

2211
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:46,200
I think I could make it work 
yeah if it would work. 

2212
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:48,560
I think I could I think I think 
I've got people on board with 

2213
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:51,560
the fact that we're having a 
Miami Vice on board sorry and 

2214
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:55,720
got got got this going on. 
I think I think maybe a few 

2215
01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:57,240
themed drinks. 
I don't know. 

2216
01:50:57,760 --> 01:50:59,600
Or I could actually can make 
mummy vices I'd. 

2217
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:02,080
Be class, actually, yeah. 
Especially on deployment, it's 

2218
01:51:02,080 --> 01:51:04,000
kind of thing. 
You could really 111 episodes. 

2219
01:51:04,120 --> 01:51:05,160
So you really get your teeth 
into it. 

2220
01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:06,720
And there's a couple of those 
feature length ones. 

2221
01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:08,880
So yeah. 
Especially end up doing like 

2222
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:10,640
drug and addiction duty or 
something like that. 

2223
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:13,200
Yeah. 
You've got. 

2224
01:51:13,640 --> 01:51:16,080
Like a yeah, you've got U.S. 
Coast Guard debt on board. 

2225
01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:17,760
Yeah, definitely. 
Hell yeah. 

2226
01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:20,680
If you're doing like ACP North 
and you're like, yeah, yeah, 

2227
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:23,480
I'll be cool, yeah. 
Yeah, also I'll be really asking

2228
01:51:23,480 --> 01:51:25,960
if a film that has a bunch of 
women in bikinis and it is going

2229
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:28,440
to do good in the mess. 
We are cause some ask these 

2230
01:51:28,440 --> 01:51:30,400
questions Sonia, it's important.
This is jealous. 

2231
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:32,680
This is something you've brought
up several times, Sonia. 

2232
01:51:32,800 --> 01:51:35,160
This this isn't as much a thing 
in the Royal Navy. 

2233
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:38,120
We don't watch as much porn in 
the We don't watch any porn in 

2234
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:40,280
the mess. 
I have seen it happen and it's 

2235
01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:43,920
traumatised me. 
If you look common. 

2236
01:51:44,200 --> 01:51:47,640
Always always comes back to 
second like. 

2237
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:54,120
I'm just imagining the way the 
way you paint this picture, 

2238
01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:56,920
Saudi is like, it's like a bunch
like German battlers or Sarah, 

2239
01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:59,760
like idly watching the most 
fucked up shit going down. 

2240
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:02,000
It's like, yeah, well. 
It's. 

2241
01:52:02,560 --> 01:52:06,240
It's. 
That's or fucking, I don't know,

2242
01:52:06,240 --> 01:52:09,360
frozen. 
There is no middle ground. 

2243
01:52:09,440 --> 01:52:12,200
That's fucking mental honestly. 
Perfect. 

2244
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:16,960
It's it's it's we're we're going
to watch a Disney movie or Oh my

2245
01:52:16,960 --> 01:52:21,600
God, there's an only fans video 
running as a screensaver in the 

2246
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:24,280
mess in the fucking officers 
wardrobe. 

2247
01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:26,760
Jesus. 
That's really bad for me to be 

2248
01:52:26,760 --> 01:52:28,720
for that to be the wardrobe, 
that's wild. 

2249
01:52:30,080 --> 01:52:34,200
Like can you, can you, Jones? 
Aren't you fucking man? 

2250
01:52:35,240 --> 01:52:39,640
Literally 80% of the reasons why
I might not want to be at sea is

2251
01:52:39,640 --> 01:52:42,200
how disgusting people behave. 
Yeah. 

2252
01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:46,080
The closest thing to get to that
in the Royal Navy is having BBC 

2253
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:47,720
Breakfast on and Dakasha 
Paklinsky's there. 

2254
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:53,160
Like that's, that's ridiculous. 
Holy fuck man. 

2255
01:52:54,080 --> 01:52:58,000
Wow. 
They played fucking porn in the 

2256
01:52:58,000 --> 01:53:01,760
mess hall on the fucking sail 
training ship when we were on a 

2257
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:04,160
final run back to. 
Coach fuck. 

2258
01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:06,000
More like Coach Fuck. 
Am I right? 

2259
01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:09,920
Yeah. 
Yes, that's very good. 

2260
01:53:11,800 --> 01:53:14,000
Well, I mean. 
We need to put a quick explain 

2261
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,520
that the name of that ship is 
the goal like. 

2262
01:53:15,680 --> 01:53:17,760
Oh, we've got a ship that's got 
like 100. 

2263
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:20,680
Your dad's on it. 
Let's I know what to do. 

2264
01:53:20,680 --> 01:53:22,160
OK, we're going to start off 
with some reviews from 

2265
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:24,760
letterbox.com, the two star 
ones. 

2266
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:27,280
On a quick search I couldn't 
find any one star reviews. 

2267
01:53:27,280 --> 01:53:32,600
This film good. 
Two stars from someone called 

2268
01:53:32,720 --> 01:53:35,080
Joey King of the Damned. 
Not funny. 

2269
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:39,040
I'm not watching this series. 
OK, Short saucer. 2 stars. 

2270
01:53:39,280 --> 01:53:42,840
Some shit Tony Soprano would 
watch while eating ice cream on 

2271
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:45,360
his big belly. 
Jesus Christ. 

2272
01:53:45,560 --> 01:53:48,440
Inflates you, making you big and
round. 

2273
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:50,760
Fucking hell. 
Delete that sentence from my 

2274
01:53:50,760 --> 01:53:53,360
brain please. 
Inflates you making you big and 

2275
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:57,280
round. 
Yes, inflates you Sonia, making 

2276
01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:59,720
you big and round. 
There was there was only 

2277
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:04,760
literally 1234562 star reviews. 
Fucking hell, I guess, I guess 

2278
01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:06,520
this film really is universally 
love. 

2279
01:54:06,520 --> 01:54:09,640
Let's check the 2 1/2 stars out.
Not enough, someone just goes. 

2280
01:54:09,680 --> 01:54:14,160
59% from Michael Herzog 
relationship with Verna Herzog 

2281
01:54:14,200 --> 01:54:16,720
unknown at this time. 
Clearly DVD of this I was 

2282
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:20,080
watching didn't have the last 10
or so minutes, but I get why 

2283
01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:25,680
this show was a big deal. 
I love this guy watching Snade 

2284
01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:28,960
DVD. 
He got like a mate of his who 

2285
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:32,760
like just knocks out like crap, 
fucking like pirates of it. 

2286
01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:35,480
Fucking hell, man. 
Hey, man, I'm going to give like

2287
01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:39,160
Miami vice brothers keeper. 
There's only like 90% of the 

2288
01:54:39,160 --> 01:54:41,320
film. 
So I'm like taking like 25 pay 

2289
01:54:41,320 --> 01:54:45,680
off, you know, And and he has a 
Jaffa Cake as well for your for 

2290
01:54:45,680 --> 01:54:48,160
your troubles. 
Like you would you would just 

2291
01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:50,360
burn on another DVD, wouldn't 
you? 

2292
01:54:50,880 --> 01:54:53,240
What the hell? 
Something really like pressure 

2293
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:55,120
to get it done. 
Was he really pushed? 

2294
01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:57,080
When you get to the end, Texas 
and they'll tell you what 

2295
01:54:57,080 --> 01:54:59,080
happens to the last 10 minutes. 
Four stars. 

2296
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:02,880
Now someone just says peak 80s. 
Absolutely. 

2297
01:55:04,080 --> 01:55:08,600
I have no plans of watching the 
series, but folk man, this got 

2298
01:55:08,600 --> 01:55:11,680
to be one of the hardest pilot 
episodes ever. 

2299
01:55:11,920 --> 01:55:14,320
Crying emoji 100 fucking 
percent. 

2300
01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:18,120
It really is in the air. 
Tonight's experience is blame 

2301
01:55:18,160 --> 01:55:21,520
spring equals Miami Vice. 
I feel revived. 

2302
01:55:21,560 --> 01:55:24,240
I can actually totally vibe with
that opinion because for like a 

2303
01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:26,800
significant amount of tonight, 
I've been filming filming this 

2304
01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:29,280
with natural light coming into 
the window and it's like we made

2305
01:55:29,280 --> 01:55:31,120
it through winter. 
We fucking survived. 

2306
01:55:31,160 --> 01:55:33,040
Thank God we did it. 
We Did it. 

2307
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,720
Probably the coolest TV pilot 
I've ever seen. 

2308
01:55:37,960 --> 01:55:40,920
New found brotherhood in the 
midst of violence and betrayal, 

2309
01:55:40,920 --> 01:55:42,920
confusing justice with 
vengeance. 

2310
01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:45,520
It may seem cliched today, but 
you can tell this was a 

2311
01:55:45,520 --> 01:55:48,960
watershed moment for television.
Slick and modern, this is the 

2312
01:55:49,000 --> 01:55:53,720
apex of 80s excess bars, fast 
cars, pastel Blazers and 80's 

2313
01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:56,120
pop music. 
It's all in that moment when 

2314
01:55:56,120 --> 01:56:00,040
Phil Collins plays as Crockett 
drives and slicks his hair back 

2315
01:56:00,080 --> 01:56:02,840
and tubs loads a sawed off 
shotgun. 

2316
01:56:03,640 --> 01:56:06,640
Fucking absolutely cool. 
It's getting some more good ones

2317
01:56:06,640 --> 01:56:08,200
here. 
Just look here. 

2318
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:11,720
I'm just going to go through the
some dude called Mike Dunn Boss 

2319
01:56:11,720 --> 01:56:13,480
says this is the coolest shit 
ever. 

2320
01:56:13,480 --> 01:56:17,000
Four stars. 
It is a stamp. 

2321
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:18,640
Absolutely it is. 
It is the coolest shit ever. 

2322
01:56:18,720 --> 01:56:21,760
Going through the through the 
popular reviews here. 

2323
01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:26,920
Michael Mann is a fucking God. 
Five stars from Comrade UE or 

2324
01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:28,760
Doctor UE perhaps, I do not 
know. 

2325
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:31,960
I now understand why fathers 
everywhere stop what they're 

2326
01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:35,600
doing and bask in the majesty of
Phil Collins. 

2327
01:56:35,600 --> 01:56:38,840
Something in the air tonight. 
It's not something in the air 

2328
01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:40,120
tonight. 
They got the name wrong on the 

2329
01:56:40,120 --> 01:56:45,560
review, but still hidden. 
Who reviewed this on the 25th of

2330
01:56:45,560 --> 01:56:48,880
December 2022? 
I hope you had a fucking awesome

2331
01:56:48,880 --> 01:56:53,480
Christmas, dude. 
You for five stars. 

2332
01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:57,160
Oh my God, bitch. 
The shootouts, the beautiful 

2333
01:56:57,160 --> 01:57:01,720
women with all capitals, fat ass
4 SS, the drug deals. 

2334
01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:03,840
Then they show the 4 kilos of 
cocaine. 

2335
01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:07,800
Then boom the bomb happens. 
Then the suits all caps getting 

2336
01:57:07,800 --> 01:57:11,600
assassinated to girls wanna have
fun all night long Somebody's 

2337
01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:16,120
Watching me by Rockwell. 
Phil Collins all capitals 8 

2338
01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:19,200
exclamation marks when they 
played in the air tonight and 

2339
01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:22,240
he's reloading the shotgun. 
I almost fucking left my body. 

2340
01:57:22,360 --> 01:57:27,880
Wow the greatest pilot I've ever
seen man Wow I swear to God give

2341
01:57:27,880 --> 01:57:29,600
me a fucking time travel 
machine. 

2342
01:57:29,840 --> 01:57:33,160
This next bit is in all caps 
until I say it's not all caps. 

2343
01:57:33,160 --> 01:57:37,640
Fuck this weird ass lame ass 
boring ass no fun having no 

2344
01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:40,480
individuality generation. 
All caps ends. 

2345
01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:43,080
I'm sick of it. 
I'm going to say it lame AF. 

2346
01:57:43,120 --> 01:57:48,040
Take me to the east fuck Wow 
absolute swag My mom said my dad

2347
01:57:48,040 --> 01:57:51,160
dressed like that and the girls 
all caps loved that shit. 

2348
01:57:51,160 --> 01:57:55,000
Caps ends then my my dad said he
ain't wear that lame shit. 

2349
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:58,760
Should I binge this show? 
Is every episode this level of 

2350
01:57:58,760 --> 01:58:01,240
good? 
Oh my God, I'm going to fucking 

2351
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:06,080
eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, 
eggplant emoji, morning emoji, 

2352
01:58:06,080 --> 01:58:10,560
morning emoji, morning emoji. 
And then that one like I guess 

2353
01:58:10,560 --> 01:58:13,600
kind of cum drunk emoji, but 
it's about like a squiggle. 

2354
01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:18,560
It's blushing. 
Fucking hell that Wed place. 

2355
01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:21,280
Is evocative. 
There's a 4 1/2 star review here

2356
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:24,280
from someone called Willow that 
just says better than the 2006 

2357
01:58:24,280 --> 01:58:26,320
movie. 
Yeah, Sadia, I imagine. 

2358
01:58:26,360 --> 01:58:28,000
A fortune, yeah. 
Sorry, Sania. 

2359
01:58:28,000 --> 01:58:30,480
They're also, they're also, 
they're also 2 five star 

2360
01:58:30,480 --> 01:58:33,720
reviews, both written in gin. 
And so someone's seeing it in 

2361
01:58:33,720 --> 01:58:35,560
Gin, Yeah. 
Someone, someone's got it, got 

2362
01:58:35,560 --> 01:58:36,920
it tailed in. 
Please keep. 

2363
01:58:37,200 --> 01:58:39,640
Rubbing. 
What the dude is they're getting

2364
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,800
like a DVD? 
I think the last 10 minutes just

2365
01:58:41,800 --> 01:58:44,000
chopped out. 
Let's go out. 

2366
01:58:44,440 --> 01:58:46,120
You know, you know, you know, 
you know. 

2367
01:58:46,120 --> 01:58:48,000
Sania would just do this out of 
love, right? 

2368
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:51,640
You're not bullying you. 
We love you man all. 

2369
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:54,680
Right, it's it's OK. 
Two out of three participants 

2370
01:58:54,680 --> 01:59:00,480
enjoy bullying. 
Five stars tops is a whole boot 

2371
01:59:00,680 --> 01:59:02,720
lip syncing. 
Somebody's watching me in a 

2372
01:59:02,720 --> 01:59:07,240
strip club and loading sort of 
shotguns to in the air tonight. 

2373
01:59:07,240 --> 01:59:09,480
Absolutely. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

2374
01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:12,800
People love it. 
People love it absolutely. 

2375
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:15,480
Just. 
Fucking some of these reviews 

2376
01:59:15,480 --> 01:59:18,440
are absolutely brilliant. 
More effective advertisement for

2377
01:59:18,440 --> 01:59:20,200
Florida than anything ever could
be. 

2378
01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:26,960
True, someone just put slaps. 
There's no star rating slaps. 

2379
01:59:27,040 --> 01:59:29,360
Thank you Dan quit. 
It does indeed slap. 

2380
01:59:29,880 --> 01:59:31,320
Few Have you been to Florida 
before? 

2381
01:59:31,320 --> 01:59:32,120
Nope. 
Have you? 

2382
01:59:32,960 --> 01:59:35,920
I went, I went once, but I went 
when I was 15 and it was like 

2383
01:59:35,920 --> 01:59:38,160
immediately after 911. 
If I span you this day. 

2384
01:59:38,240 --> 01:59:41,400
It was so strange. 
Yeah, OK, right. 

2385
01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:44,480
So it was, it was like the 19th 
of September, I think we went. 

2386
01:59:45,160 --> 01:59:48,520
So it was like a week after and 
the vibe was so strange because 

2387
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:50,160
obviously like America's 
reeling. 

2388
01:59:50,160 --> 01:59:51,720
There's never experienced 
anything before. 

2389
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:56,480
And we were in the like the 
South, but like Florida South. 

2390
01:59:56,800 --> 02:00:00,480
So a bit weird. 
And yeah, crazy. 

2391
02:00:00,480 --> 02:00:02,440
Like I saw at one point I saw a 
pickup truck with like a 

2392
02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:03,640
mountain machine gun in the 
back. 

2393
02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:07,640
Like our tripods like ready 
ready to go. 

2394
02:00:09,960 --> 02:00:13,320
Yeah, wild. 
All the all the TV channels were

2395
02:00:13,320 --> 02:00:16,640
just like constantly like 
fundraisers for like the the New

2396
02:00:16,640 --> 02:00:20,480
York Fire Department or the Fire
Department of New York could say

2397
02:00:20,480 --> 02:00:23,760
FDNY and and it was all like the
way the American flag like 

2398
02:00:23,760 --> 02:00:25,800
waving with like phone numbers 
and stuff. 

2399
02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:28,840
We went to like a car show and 
there was like people collecting

2400
02:00:28,840 --> 02:00:30,880
money for it. 
But the reason I bring all this 

2401
02:00:30,880 --> 02:00:36,000
up is because I at the time, was
sitting there at this car show. 

2402
02:00:36,120 --> 02:00:37,840
There was like a dude playing 
music in front of me. 

2403
02:00:38,000 --> 02:00:41,280
I was wearing a Metallica Master
of Puppets T-shirt at the time. 

2404
02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:46,920
And, and this girl and her 
brother started talking to me 

2405
02:00:46,960 --> 02:00:48,640
when they heard me and Aaron 
talking because we were like 

2406
02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:49,760
English. 
And they were like, Oh my God, 

2407
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:51,680
you're English. 
And they were like very 

2408
02:00:51,680 --> 02:00:54,520
Floridian. 
And they both had like got these

2409
02:00:54,520 --> 02:00:57,040
necklaces that they'd got at the
show somehow with like a 

2410
02:00:57,040 --> 02:00:58,520
cannabis leaf on. 
And they were like probably 

2411
02:00:58,520 --> 02:01:02,240
showing me these cannabis leaf 
necklaces they'd both had and we

2412
02:01:02,240 --> 02:01:04,680
were chatting away and then and 
their dad had sat behind me. 

2413
02:01:04,680 --> 02:01:07,200
I didn't realise. 
And he was this big rough guy 

2414
02:01:07,200 --> 02:01:10,920
with big grey beers, massive 
fella like covered in tarts and 

2415
02:01:10,920 --> 02:01:13,160
stuff. 
I like a leather cowboy hat on 

2416
02:01:13,320 --> 02:01:15,520
ridiculous. 
Like a like a like a stereotype.

2417
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:17,800
Oh, hello. 
And, and like she's asking me 

2418
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:20,400
questions. 
Like do y'all do dancing like in

2419
02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:22,560
Titanic? 
And I'm like, what the fuck? 

2420
02:01:22,840 --> 02:01:27,000
Like, yeah, So I danced like a 
like a, like a, like a little 

2421
02:01:27,160 --> 02:01:29,840
peasant boy from 1912. 
And I was like, yeah, yeah, 

2422
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:32,640
yeah, yeah, we do all that. 
Like, do y'all know the Queen? 

2423
02:01:32,640 --> 02:01:34,400
And I was like, oh, you didn't. 
Just seriously. 

2424
02:01:34,760 --> 02:01:36,920
I was like, yeah, never once. 
Yeah. 

2425
02:01:38,720 --> 02:01:43,000
And then she looks to her dad 
and goes, Daddy, can me and 

2426
02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:45,320
Michael go walking? 
And he's like, he's like, no. 

2427
02:01:47,240 --> 02:01:52,320
Record I was. 
Like and I was like, that's 

2428
02:01:52,320 --> 02:01:56,240
probably for the best. 
Jesus Christ, that's amazing man

2429
02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:58,880
Good grief. 
And then we left. 

2430
02:01:58,880 --> 02:02:01,120
But that was really strange. 
And yeah, no cues in the theme 

2431
02:02:01,120 --> 02:02:05,040
parks, obviously. 
Yeah, Very, very, very strange 

2432
02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:07,560
event all around. 
All I was to say that I didn't 

2433
02:02:07,560 --> 02:02:09,760
get to go to Miami, didn't see 
any Miami Vice stuff. 

2434
02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:12,560
I had a very different like 
family friendly pop. 

2435
02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:15,280
Not one time that could have 
ended up with you being like hog

2436
02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:18,720
tied and dead in the Bayou. 
Yeah, there you go. 

2437
02:02:18,760 --> 02:02:20,320
That's my story. 
I went to Florida. 

2438
02:02:20,320 --> 02:02:23,440
I was 15. 
What, like is the coffee in the 

2439
02:02:23,440 --> 02:02:25,880
bag? 
A flimsy cardboard cup of coffee

2440
02:02:25,880 --> 02:02:28,000
with a plastic lid? 
Just lucid a bag? 

2441
02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:31,000
Who the hell do you think you 
are? 

2442
02:02:32,120 --> 02:02:34,600
Who the hell do you think you 
are? 

2443
02:02:34,720 --> 02:02:37,600
Wonderful. 
Is this film pro around ICI? 

2444
02:02:38,720 --> 02:02:42,000
Oh, what the fuck? 
This film, I think it just 

2445
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:44,600
doesn't give a fuck, I think. 
I think it's pro alligator. 

2446
02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:47,360
I think it's pro Central 
Intelligence alligators, but. 

2447
02:02:48,800 --> 02:02:51,800
I don't know, like they haven't 
yet commented on on the CIA 

2448
02:02:51,800 --> 02:02:53,640
getting involved in Central 
America, but I'm sure. 

2449
02:02:53,640 --> 02:02:55,560
It sure does. 
The show does go on like 

2450
02:02:55,560 --> 02:02:58,040
reference the CIA and it's 
involved in the centre of Latin 

2451
02:02:58,040 --> 02:02:59,760
America and the death squads and
stuff. 

2452
02:02:59,760 --> 02:03:03,920
I believe and from G Gordon 
Liddy lately of the CIA is in 

2453
02:03:03,920 --> 02:03:06,680
the show as a guest star. 
But at this point I think it's 

2454
02:03:06,680 --> 02:03:08,920
CIA neutral. 
It's CIA agnostic. 

2455
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:12,120
That's CIA agnostic. 
I would say I agree. 

2456
02:03:12,840 --> 02:03:15,280
The only other question I have 
before we get to the very end is

2457
02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:17,200
the video game, the PS2 video 
game. 

2458
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:20,120
But there already is a PS2 video
game and it's called Grand of 

2459
02:03:20,160 --> 02:03:22,320
Vice City. 
Some put out a random one here. 

2460
02:03:23,720 --> 02:03:27,480
I know that Sonia told us in the
Gunsharov episode that he's a 

2461
02:03:27,480 --> 02:03:30,960
real big menswear guy, so I 
would like us to all say what 

2462
02:03:30,960 --> 02:03:33,520
were favourite fit of the show 
was whose outfit fucked the 

2463
02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:35,680
hardest. 
I'm sorry Sonia, you didn't 

2464
02:03:35,680 --> 02:03:38,640
watch the film. 
Just do a quick, do a quick, do 

2465
02:03:38,680 --> 02:03:41,320
a quick Google. 
Image search you keep seeing I 

2466
02:03:41,320 --> 02:03:44,080
want us all who's. 
All do a quick Google image 

2467
02:03:44,080 --> 02:03:45,560
search. 
As all the people look at this 

2468
02:03:45,680 --> 02:03:48,120
film. 
Watch the film and and apply 

2469
02:03:48,120 --> 02:03:51,240
your fucking menswear guy 
knowledge, because I'll tell you

2470
02:03:51,240 --> 02:03:53,360
one thing. 
I think the coolest element of a

2471
02:03:53,360 --> 02:03:58,400
fit is probably what that that 
that guy's stupid fuck ass 

2472
02:03:58,400 --> 02:04:03,560
double belt that he wears, you 
know, a stupid thin fuck ass 

2473
02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:05,960
white double belt. 
It's so, so silly. 

2474
02:04:06,160 --> 02:04:09,680
It's so 80s is that is my fit 
element of the film. 

2475
02:04:10,040 --> 02:04:14,200
But but as far as fit of the 
film goes, it's the white suit 

2476
02:04:14,200 --> 02:04:18,640
and the T-shirt that is wearing 
when his best friends gets 

2477
02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:20,000
exploded. 
I mean Crockett. 

2478
02:04:20,240 --> 02:04:22,880
Yes, sorry, yeah, Crockett when 
Crockett wearing that cool ass 

2479
02:04:22,880 --> 02:04:25,920
suit and then Jimmy Smith gets 
blown the fuck up. 

2480
02:04:25,920 --> 02:04:27,800
Yeah, that's it. 
That that is the one I was 

2481
02:04:27,800 --> 02:04:31,000
thinking of because he has a 
whole bunch of different fits. 

2482
02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:32,480
They're all pretty. 
I mean they're all these fits 

2483
02:04:32,480 --> 02:04:36,720
are pretty good in this episode,
but that one these the like the 

2484
02:04:36,720 --> 02:04:38,600
I don't what kind of colour 
green you'd call that? 

2485
02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:40,920
Odinil. 
Odinil. 

2486
02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:42,560
Odinil T-shirt. 
Not Lapus. 

2487
02:04:42,560 --> 02:04:45,280
It's not blue, it's cerulean. 
I think you are Odinil. 

2488
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:47,720
What devils wear? 
Prada maxing my friend. 

2489
02:04:48,840 --> 02:04:50,360
Really. 
Incredible scenes. 

2490
02:04:50,880 --> 02:04:55,320
That Odinil T-shirt with the the
white suits, absolutely gorgeous

2491
02:04:55,440 --> 02:04:57,120
face. 
Looks, looks cool. 

2492
02:04:57,120 --> 02:05:01,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, that's that's the threat 

2493
02:05:01,160 --> 02:05:02,760
of the film. 
Sonya, I think you would have 

2494
02:05:02,760 --> 02:05:04,840
had some spicy opinions, but the
men's wearing stuff in this 

2495
02:05:04,840 --> 02:05:07,080
film, if you had, if you had 
seen it, because there's some 

2496
02:05:07,080 --> 02:05:09,720
wild cuts and there's some mad 
fucking decisions being made. 

2497
02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:11,960
There's some people looking 
legit but. 

2498
02:05:13,240 --> 02:05:17,320
I'm not a man's way I on on on 
Twitter who's awesome, but I 

2499
02:05:17,320 --> 02:05:21,760
like the actual like flowy cuts 
of the trousers and stuff as 

2500
02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:23,680
well. 
Like it's not it's not super 

2501
02:05:23,680 --> 02:05:25,760
tight. 
It's not like a standard boot 

2502
02:05:25,760 --> 02:05:26,920
cut. 
There's something else going on 

2503
02:05:26,920 --> 02:05:29,720
there, but it looks really good.
I'd love forget the men's 

2504
02:05:29,720 --> 02:05:32,880
workout in the podcast, man. 
God man, I'd love that. 

2505
02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:34,440
I love that. 
If you could, I'd watch this 

2506
02:05:34,440 --> 02:05:36,920
film again having to talk about 
Don Johnson. 

2507
02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:39,640
Should we, should we start like 
tweeting him and stuff and, and 

2508
02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:41,080
like like threading at him and 
stuff? 

2509
02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:44,760
I tweeted at him once when he 
was dissing fucking bucket hats 

2510
02:05:45,000 --> 02:05:48,280
and I took a selfie, a selfie of
myself wearing my strict on 

2511
02:05:48,280 --> 02:05:52,400
bucket hat, my fucking East 
German camouflage bucket hat 

2512
02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:56,400
that for some reason Prey box 
sold and he didn't respond. 

2513
02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:57,440
So what you're saying is you've 
already? 

2514
02:05:57,440 --> 02:05:58,480
Pissed. 
Well, that was years ago. 

2515
02:05:58,480 --> 02:06:01,640
That was years ago. 
I've I've I've. 

2516
02:06:01,720 --> 02:06:03,280
He seems like a guy would 
remember. 

2517
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:05,760
It seems a guy who's got a 
fucking book of bridges and a 

2518
02:06:05,760 --> 02:06:07,280
list of enemies, but I love him 
for that. 

2519
02:06:07,280 --> 02:06:11,880
You're just tweeting at him and 
he's he's like you're that cunt 

2520
02:06:11,880 --> 02:06:14,200
with a stressed on bucket head 
on you. 

2521
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:19,200
I'm not interested. 
If I message, if I contact them 

2522
02:06:19,200 --> 02:06:24,000
on threads, maybe it would be 
tarnished with the Twitter 

2523
02:06:24,640 --> 02:06:30,240
contact I've had with them. 
I have I am, I am boring old 

2524
02:06:30,320 --> 02:06:32,280
school. 
That's that's that's that's 

2525
02:06:32,280 --> 02:06:35,760
that's my cover story. 
I live. 

2526
02:06:36,200 --> 02:06:37,120
That's my cut. 
Actually. 

2527
02:06:37,120 --> 02:06:39,160
I live on a dingy. 
That's my cousin throat more 

2528
02:06:39,240 --> 02:06:41,160
than the skateboarder. 
I live. 

2529
02:06:41,200 --> 02:06:43,160
I live on a dinghy in the River 
Blythe. 

2530
02:06:44,400 --> 02:06:48,920
Under, under, under a fucking 
little one of those like 

2531
02:06:49,080 --> 02:06:52,160
survival space blanket things 
that you put on people who are 

2532
02:06:52,160 --> 02:06:54,640
in hypophobia. 
That's that's that's, that's my 

2533
02:06:54,640 --> 02:06:57,440
Sonny Crockett slash Barry 
O'Toole houseboat. 

2534
02:06:58,680 --> 02:06:59,800
Sunny. 
You were totally going to say 

2535
02:06:59,800 --> 02:07:01,600
something earlier, but I think I
cut you off by the way. 

2536
02:07:01,600 --> 02:07:04,760
I'm sorry if I did. 
Yeah, I was just going to say I 

2537
02:07:04,760 --> 02:07:08,480
usually just get cortisol spikes
when I hear about T-shirts and 

2538
02:07:08,480 --> 02:07:10,840
Blazers. 
Yeah. 

2539
02:07:11,120 --> 02:07:13,160
Yeah, OK. 
I have to see that way too 

2540
02:07:13,160 --> 02:07:14,080
often. 
Yeah. 

2541
02:07:14,120 --> 02:07:17,280
Is is it a big thing where you 
are or the vice maxing where you

2542
02:07:17,360 --> 02:07:19,760
are? 
No, they're, they're not vice 

2543
02:07:19,760 --> 02:07:21,840
maxing. 
They're not wearing linen 

2544
02:07:21,840 --> 02:07:25,000
Blazers or something. 
It's, it's mostly former 

2545
02:07:25,000 --> 02:07:28,200
military guys who return to 
university to be like a junior 

2546
02:07:28,200 --> 02:07:31,600
lecturer and have forgotten 
they're not an army captain 

2547
02:07:31,600 --> 02:07:34,240
anymore and think they can boss 
students around like they still 

2548
02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:37,160
are. 
And they all, they all wear 

2549
02:07:37,160 --> 02:07:42,080
sneakers, jeans, T-shirts, and 
the cheapest possible tweet 

2550
02:07:42,080 --> 02:07:45,760
jacket they could find and it 
pisses me the fuck off because 

2551
02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:47,960
they're all dressed the same and
they're all. 

2552
02:07:48,320 --> 02:07:51,360
Go off King. 
Yes, this is what I love about 

2553
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:54,480
this podcast but. 
How are you wearing trainers and

2554
02:07:54,480 --> 02:07:57,000
a tweet jacket like you? 
Absolutely. 

2555
02:07:57,320 --> 02:08:00,200
And why are you wearing a white?
T-shirt. 

2556
02:08:00,240 --> 02:08:02,200
With it. 
Very judgmental. 

2557
02:08:03,360 --> 02:08:06,920
Skinny jeans? 
Who is still wearing skinny 

2558
02:08:06,920 --> 02:08:12,200
jeans in the year of Allah 2026?
How skinny like proper like 2007

2559
02:08:12,200 --> 02:08:13,480
year of skinny jeans? 
Yes. 

2560
02:08:13,480 --> 02:08:15,440
Did you just point it yourself? 
Skinny jeans one. 

2561
02:08:16,400 --> 02:08:20,080
You're You're banned from buying
your own menswear. 

2562
02:08:20,440 --> 02:08:23,520
Fuck you man. 
Also how are, how are and to 

2563
02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:28,560
make it worse, how is a slim fit
tweet jacket even a thing? 

2564
02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:31,520
I'd very much agree. 
That's fucked up dude. 

2565
02:08:32,200 --> 02:08:34,000
Slim. 
Fit as a whole is a hate. 

2566
02:08:34,200 --> 02:08:37,160
Crime. 
Yeah, those women are making 

2567
02:08:37,160 --> 02:08:39,280
that in the head pretty easily. 
No, they're not. 

2568
02:08:39,280 --> 02:08:42,560
Or they're singing, singing 
their their vocal songs on the 

2569
02:08:42,560 --> 02:08:45,360
table outside while drenching 
the the tweed and urine we're. 

2570
02:08:45,360 --> 02:08:48,200
Gonna make them skinny fit for 
the Tweedy twinks. 

2571
02:08:48,200 --> 02:08:51,360
You know, it's like, no, no, I 
think we'd all agree that it's 

2572
02:08:51,360 --> 02:08:54,120
like a slim fit tweed jacket and
grim. 

2573
02:08:54,120 --> 02:08:55,960
That was excellent. 
That was fucking amazing. 

2574
02:08:56,080 --> 02:08:59,120
I think with that we are all the
way through the categories. 

2575
02:08:59,360 --> 02:09:03,640
I think we're always to the end 
of the 7th, but not on my 

2576
02:09:03,720 --> 02:09:06,640
bombshell that. 
Bombshell The make has been 

2577
02:09:06,640 --> 02:09:10,400
dropped. 
That very top, extremely Top 

2578
02:09:10,400 --> 02:09:14,360
Gear coded run. 
But like I said, this is one of 

2579
02:09:14,360 --> 02:09:16,000
the things I love most about the
podcast. 

2580
02:09:16,080 --> 02:09:19,480
We all bring our our different 
aspects of personalities to it. 

2581
02:09:19,480 --> 02:09:22,360
And it just absolutely fucking 
was an amazing night with you 

2582
02:09:22,360 --> 02:09:24,560
guys. 
Again, as it is every time. 

2583
02:09:24,560 --> 02:09:28,400
So we. 
Gentlemen, Oh, hang on, before 

2584
02:09:28,400 --> 02:09:32,840
we get into that, next time, our
podcast will be Sailing of the 

2585
02:09:32,840 --> 02:09:39,680
Seven Seas, won't it? 
Because the year is 1803. 

2586
02:09:40,280 --> 02:09:42,640
Is it 3 or 4? 
I think it's one year before. 

2587
02:09:42,640 --> 02:09:44,120
Trafalgar. 
Right before Trafalgar, isn't 

2588
02:09:44,120 --> 02:09:45,800
it? 
Yeah, oceans are battlefields. 

2589
02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:49,720
Are battlefields. 
And Sonya is finally going to 

2590
02:09:49,720 --> 02:09:54,640
get his chance to talk long and 
hard over the subject of autism 

2591
02:09:55,240 --> 02:09:57,040
mastering Commander Far Side of 
the World. 

2592
02:09:57,160 --> 02:10:00,200
Don't tell me I see you 
fingering your bosons Call. 

2593
02:10:04,280 --> 02:10:06,320
Because I just found that in my 
desk. 

2594
02:10:06,440 --> 02:10:08,160
What? 
And I was like what the fuck? 

2595
02:10:08,160 --> 02:10:11,680
About one of one of the only 
historical inaccuracies of the 

2596
02:10:11,680 --> 02:10:14,800
movie is the use of that bosons 
call in one scene. 1 little 

2597
02:10:14,800 --> 02:10:16,160
shrunky bit of some dead in 
goof. 

2598
02:10:16,240 --> 02:10:18,320
Hey, I'll spoil it now though, 
we'll talk about it next. 

2599
02:10:18,320 --> 02:10:21,800
Time so so hold fast and wait 
for the next episode. 

2600
02:10:23,040 --> 02:10:25,720
Nice, cool. 
Well, in that case. 

2601
02:10:25,720 --> 02:10:28,120
After all surprises on our 
sides. 

2602
02:10:28,280 --> 02:10:30,400
Beautiful free cheers for lucky 
Jack. 

2603
02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:37,920
Okay boys, we we've been clear.