1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,280 Welcome to Clear Presidents, where we've just where we've 2 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:05,920 just greeted Saga in a proper fucking podcaster room with 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,280 these boots by like he's on Sky News. 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,320 Hello. Hello, I'm I'm here today as our 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,560 regional expert on on everything. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,040 As you can see I am going to be very opinionated and here's why. 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:21,680 Everyone's stupid except me. It's made by Box Room with my 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,120 cat tent on the background and there's Rory in his extremely 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,560 busy kitchen. Yeah, brilliant. 10 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,400 There are books behind me with the cookbooks so. 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,080 To make matters worse, I've got an armchair. 12 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,920 Wow, fuck sake. OK, here we are. 13 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,480 Admiral Chris Power. He retired. 14 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,760 Monitoring the situation. I am. 15 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,640 I am presently going to change my name to Lord render quote. 16 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,560 Fucking good. Grief of spit head. 17 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:49,640 Yeah. OK. 18 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,200 Boom. Admiral Lord Westshade thrown 19 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,040 right. OK. 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:01,280 Coming in. It was my Abbey Deans 21 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,080 representing. Clear and present danger. 22 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,760 National security of the United States? 23 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:18,440 You have no idea. What men and welcome to clear 24 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,240 and present dudes. You might worry about those 25 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,440 podcasts out there with three white dudes. 26 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,080 Talk about politics skewing the minds of impressionable young 27 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,520 men towards misogyny. Self hatred in a manosphere. 28 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,880 It's not our unit in this podcast. 29 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,920 In this podcast we just talk about movies and it's good and 30 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,800 nice. Weather podcast that stops us 31 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,680 getting hit by copyright strikes. 32 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,320 Brilliant, I affected. I am joined by Rory James o'tool 33 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,560 this kitchen in Sanya from his vast library. 34 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:49,440 And tonight we are diving moderately deep into the 35 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,080 moderately successful moderately Tom Clancy ish Jack Ryan shadow 36 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,600 recruits. Hello, welcome. 37 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:59,080 Please, if you haven't already, subscribe like do the follow on 38 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:02,200 Spotify, click on the sub stack. One day I'll get back to writing 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,000 on it. I've just been real busy and. 40 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,760 Come with a discord as well. Discord is fucking empty. 41 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,240 It's become. Discord It's depressing to be a 42 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:14,200 discord mod with new new discorders and and spoiler 43 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,880 warning this is a spoiler cast. We're going to spoil the movie 44 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,760 all the way through, but this movie came out in 2014 and if 45 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,680 you didn't watch it then not many other people did either, so 46 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,160 that's fine. OK, right. 47 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,840 How we doing? Should we just get straight into 48 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:33,840 it? Yeah, this quarterback had the 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:39,240 situation. Somebody tried to kill me. 50 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,920 Jack, Jack, Jack. Is work OK? 51 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:59,120 Yeah. You know you sold this as an 52 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,440 office job. Why don't you sit down Now talk 53 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,360 me through your very scary scenario. 54 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,360 Keep in mind I don't have your PhD. 55 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,000 Tokyo, London, United States. It's going to be a wipeout. 56 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,440 We'll never see it coming. You're not just an animus 57 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,960 anymore. They're operational now. 58 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:25,440 Jack, I have to go to Moscow. Why don't you want me to come? 59 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,720 And we'll be working the whole time. 60 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,840 They play rough over there. Jack Victor Cherven is 61 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,040 unpredictable. You Americans like to think of 62 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,920 yourselves as direct. Perhaps you are just rude. 63 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,160 Perhaps you're just touching Jack. 64 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,800 You got another problem. What are you doing here? 65 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,080 You lied to me for three years. Somebody come on? 66 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,160 Of course not. Are you? 67 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,800 Can we have a a minute please? No, this is geopolitics, not 68 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:54,240 couples therapy. Partnerships are delicate news 69 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,000 today. Sometimes they end violence. 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,080 What? The hell is going on here? 71 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,960 Sometimes the ones closest to us are the ones we should trust to 72 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,600 leave. OK, let me let me do a spiel. 73 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:13,960 Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit is a 2014 stroke origin story entry 74 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,920 into a long running film franchise based on the Jack Ryan 75 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,560 character by Thomas Clancy. Repositioning the hero this time 76 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:25,600 is a post 9/11 analyst drawn into economic terrorism rather 77 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,320 than the Cold War, the Gold's Cold War. 78 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,160 This particular entry was directed by Kenny B Kenneth 79 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,400 Branagh, written by Adam Kozad and David Kep. 80 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,480 You talk about David Kepp maybe a bit later on. 81 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,560 I think you mentioned it before because this isn't the first 82 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,040 David Kepp penned film we've done. 83 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,560 That's because a lot of films are penned by David Kepp, films 84 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:47,560 like Jurassic Park and 2017's The Mummy starring Tom Cruise. 85 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,920 Anyway, it stars Chris Pine as Jack Ryan, Kenneth Branagh, 86 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,840 Kevin Costner and Keira Knightley and released 87 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,400 theatrically on the 17th of January 2014. 88 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,120 Not long before I joined the Royal Navy. 89 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,400 About about about 8 weeks before I joined the Royal Navy and 90 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,960 including an IMAX release that began the same day. 91 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,320 As I mentioned, the film was a modest success at the box 92 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,280 office. It opens to $17.2 million in the 93 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,800 North America and ultimately earned about $50 million 94 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:21,040 domestic, which and then worldwide about 135 mil and it 95 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,720 cost about 60 mil to make. So if you add in pretty much 96 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,920 double it for marketing stuff, it kind of broke even. 97 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,480 Just about to make a comparison this weekend, Project Hill Mary 98 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,960 on its first weekend made over 50 mil, which is the entire 99 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,760 domestic product of this one and it's only dropped 30% in its 100 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,000 second weekend. So that's a huge big ass smash. 101 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,240 This is not that. OK cool. 102 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,440 Who had seen this film before? Not me. 103 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,200 Nope. I'd seen it once. 104 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,760 I watched it in, I watched it on a plane in 2016, and that's all 105 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,800 I and I remember that Kevin Costner was in it, and that's 106 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,280 all I remembered about it. And obviously Chris Pine was 107 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,400 Jack Ryan. And then I watched it again 108 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,000 yesterday, and if I hadn't made these notes, I'll tell you what, 109 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,920 I'd probably remember that Kevin Costner was in it. 110 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,840 And this time I might remember that Keira Knightley said it. 111 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,720 And that's about it. This is the second Chris Pine 112 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,000 film we've done that one of us watched on a plane. 113 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,120 Because I watched Unstoppable for the first time when I was 114 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,440 flying back from Iceland after the airspace was reopened. 115 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,600 Now that movie. That movie ruled, though. 116 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,360 This was my pick as well. It was my pick and I hadn't seen 117 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,040 it. What did you think then? 118 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,680 What did you think? You know what wasn't terrible? 119 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:31,600 It was OK as a film. It's not great as a Jack Ryan 120 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,640 film. I think it's the worst of the 121 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:36,360 Jack Ryan films, but you are up against some stiff competition. 122 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,720 Parts of it followed pretty badly. 123 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,240 Some of it was kind of fun. There was some massive missed 124 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,240 opportunities in the film. The whole there was essentially 125 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,320 almost a subplot in it that should have been treated as 126 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,880 because it was meant to be part of the air plot, right? 127 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,520 So there's. So I mean, we're jumping way 128 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,200 into spoilers. Yeah. 129 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,800 But there's a family, a family of Russian sleeper agents in the 130 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,800 US who got activated and they're going to carry out this 131 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:02,240 terrorist attack in New York. And just seems like it's just 132 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,080 that set up a final action scene. 133 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,040 And they could have done so much more with it and still kept it 134 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,000 within the realms of a really good thriller. 135 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,120 Yeah, I'm excited to talk about that. 136 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,760 I've got I've got opinions about that as well. 137 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,200 Sonia, what did you think of the movie? 138 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,200 You've said it's not great, not terrible as far as just the form 139 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,960 goes. I'd rated 3.5 Rundkin as well. 140 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,920 Yes, concerning the quality of the film in comparison to other 141 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,200 Jake Ryan products, I rated the actual amount of Rankin's 142 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,360 released by the Incident. Not great, very terrible. 143 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:41,640 I am. I am not sure what to make of 144 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,920 it, but it's not getting a very satisfactory from me. 145 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:52,920 BS the serial through scrub OK Fost bounce not so. 146 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,320 That's the thing we just did. This is what sets us apart from 147 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,520 other podcasts. Niche. 148 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,760 This film didn't find all the leftover food wrappers during 149 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,000 sweepers. Unsuccessful Ford plot of a 150 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,720 movie. So OK, right. 151 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,840 I'll, I'll, I'll get to the plot. 152 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:13,280 So we mentioned at the beginning this is a post 911 film. 153 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,480 Not in the sense that it was made immediately after 911, but 154 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,000 this reframes Jack Ryan's recruitment and entry into the 155 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 military. So he's at the London School of 156 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:26,880 Economics 911 happens and then he basically immediately enlists 157 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,040 as a Marine will not enlist because he's an officer. 158 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,360 And then we see him cut, cut ahead 2 years. 159 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,039 It's 2003. He's in he's in Afghan. 160 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,960 He's a helicopter that gets shot down over Afghan, which is his 161 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,000 Castorfic back injury, which is like a bit of it's almost like 162 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,920 these are all in a parallel universe, isn't it? 163 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,640 And that and but they're like, there are fixed constants and 164 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,640 every Jack Ryan must have to have fuck up his back. 165 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,120 Yeah, in the in a helicopter crash and it's all different 166 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,840 kind of ways because obviously in the what's his name? 167 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,800 Jim, Jim, Jim from the office, Tenzinski, Jim Straczynski, 168 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,240 Whatever it. Is Randall Park. 169 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,920 He his his back injury helicopter crash is fucking 170 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,840 horrible because like, I mean, Mike, I think you've seen season 171 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:14,680 1 of the Jack Ryan show Sonya, I don't know if you have but him, 172 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,840 him and his team like evacuates to make civilians from from the 173 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,040 some village in Iraq. I think it is and this one child 174 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,160 just literally suicide bombs the helicopter like it cut like it 175 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,360 cut like Jack Ryan's POV and his kids just dropped a bunch of 176 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,960 poking grenades and it's like that that's heroin. 177 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:38,880 This one you've got gets gets shot down and I believe is a 178 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,880 cannon for the novel Jack Ryan that his helicopter crash was in 179 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,440 an exercise. I think it was, yeah. 180 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,400 And I think that's sort of mentioned in Hunt for October as 181 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,920 well. Yeah, I think, I think you're 182 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,200 right. It does come up when when they 183 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,120 put him on the carrier and the this yeah CEO is like, what is 184 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,240 this fucker doing on my ship? That's right. 185 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,960 And they're like, oh, well, actually he's not just a twat 186 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,120 from. So yeah, he was. 187 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,920 He was in the what? Also was at the Academy. 188 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:13,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, it obviously makes sense 189 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,800 for like Booby Jack Ryan's who have not done it during an 190 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,960 actual war because they weren't as many wars. 191 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,680 Go on then. I mean, they could have. 192 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,920 Yeah, no, they could have done some like shitty you could have 193 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,880 been Panama, could have been in the death squads, but you, you. 194 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,840 But it wasn't, so it's OK. He could have been living out 195 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:32,160 the living out the plot of the Cobland song, student visas and 196 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,360 getting shot down in Latin America because he was with the 197 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:39,040 death squads. So about 5 minutes into the 198 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,880 movie, he is in a field hospital and they go, oh, this guy's 199 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,440 back's really fucked up. We got to go, him got to go out. 200 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,720 He's he's done with this war. So then he's he's back in the US 201 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,360 And then we kind of catch up with him as he's doing some 202 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,280 painful physical therapy. Classic thing, the whole walk in 203 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,560 with a crutch whilst someone's like come come towards me thing. 204 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,040 But you always see he meets Kathy Mueller who becomes Kathy 205 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:04,240 Ryan, of course. And this is R12. 206 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,080 Three. This is our 4th Kathy Ryan. 207 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,600 There are only four. Kathy Ryan's isn't there because 208 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,160 one of them is actually in two films. 209 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,440 Hold on the original. Gates McFadden. 210 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,760 Gates McFadden. Then we have the the main Kathy 211 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:21,360 Ryan from I think that's right. Yeah, no relations still then we 212 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,360 have. I've forgotten her name in. 213 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,880 All the TV shows Arsenal fields, Bridget Moynahan. 214 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,720 I forgot about her as well. Yeah. 215 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,120 Then we have TV show and then we have Keira Nightly. 216 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,440 So there's 5. There's five. 217 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,520 You're right. I forgot about Bridget Moynahan. 218 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,080 Yeah, Yeah. Cool. 219 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,640 Yeah. So let's just do this now. 220 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,160 Power rankings for power rankings. 221 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,160 Power rankings for Fizz Ryan. Who's who? 222 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:45,920 Who wins? Right? 223 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,920 Who would win the fight? And who and who's the Who's the 224 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,920 most convincing? Actual Kathy Ryde. 225 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:57,680 Hand fight all at the same time or like do I have like a kind of 226 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,160 a kind of like structure thing that's like of course, it's the 227 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,840 limited. Can look out that tournament. 228 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,400 Like the World Cup of of Kathy's riot fighting. 229 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,280 No, I want to go for like a rage in the cage. 230 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,640 Yeah, welcome to the Thunderdome. 5 Kathy's enter 231 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,320 what Kathy leaves. Leaves on my left, Kathy on my 232 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,080 right, Kathy right ahead of me, also Kathy behind me. 233 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,240 Two more Kathy's. Oh my God, it's Kathy with the 234 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,840 steel chair. One knife. 235 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,640 I'll be, I'll be. Cornish's the Kathy Ryan from 236 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,320 the TV show. We haven't even said her name. 237 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,320 Yeah, just don't throw that out of. 238 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,160 Respect on her name. With the rest of the Kathy's 239 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:41,040 ride, Gates McFadden is getting physically beaten first. 240 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,000 I think I just don't see her as being fighting particularly. 241 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,560 No, no, no. Keira Knightley looks like, I 242 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,000 mean, she's, she's very lean, she's very rapid. 243 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,520 Sorry, I will say, I will say about Gatesburg for them though 244 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,360 that her outfit for for the fight would be like like the 245 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,720 neoprene like jumpsuit like aerobic city that she was 246 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,360 wearing. She wearing, Yeah, it's Beverly 247 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,480 Pressure in Star Trek, which is doing like the aerobics with 248 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,160 with Deanna Troi. Fucking aerobic scene. 249 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,800 Good grief. Fan service. 250 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,760 So I think, I think that the the Keira Knightley, the Keira 251 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,160 Knightley, Cathy Ryan looks pretty rapid. 252 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:23,040 I think long reach as well. I think she's a bit taller than 253 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,800 some of them she seems. She is. 254 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,160 She's Yeah, she's tall. She's got let's get a tale of 255 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:31,320 the tape on them. First of all, podcast. 256 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:35,200 We just want know how tall these women are, how much the way, how 257 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,320 long the reach is, how big the. Age. 258 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,920 She's. Currently going to call for 259 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,200 Polly. My God. 260 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,720 And she's just going to come in like full domino mode and just 261 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,160 like dual wheeled guns and just I. 262 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,000 Remember, that film was normal. That was close. 263 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,280 All right, Kian, that is actually surprising. 5 foot 264 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,480 seven. I thought she'd be taller. 265 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,520 Hey, Sam. Hey, it's me. 266 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:56,520 Cool. It's not in normal units. 170 267 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,240 centimetres. Let's get out of here. 268 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,120 So what what I suggest is that the next Kathy Ryan should be 269 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,960 Elizabeth to Becky because she's like 6 foot 5, which would make 270 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,320 her the most powerful for Catholics. 271 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,560 She would be incredibly powerful. 272 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,880 Holy shit. It would have been like Jack, 273 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:21,360 are you having an affair? Oh my God to be so much like 274 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,680 rule 34. Giant ass stuff made of a. 275 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:29,480 Yeah, this is taking its own. So lovely weather we're having 276 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,480 today. Bridget, Bridget Moynahan, do 277 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,400 you think she's got she's got that dog in her. 278 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,840 I think she, I think she could throw down. 279 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:40,360 Yeah, actually that's fair. Yeah, it will be a tight run 280 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,520 thing. I think it would be pretty close 281 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,920 apart from Gates McFadden who was a national treasure and we 282 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,120 do love, but she is getting beaten in like the first two 283 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,160 minutes. Yeah, listen to her franchise. 284 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,720 They're saying her franchise. It isn't her fight either man. 285 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,160 It isn't her fight. I mean she can't bring a phase 286 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,720 out. The referee took a phase or off 287 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,560 just before she went in. Otherwise they'll have been 288 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,000 blood buff. She had like one line as well 289 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,160 and like Hunter October she was barely there I think right. 290 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,520 I don't know if this is just nostalgia talking, but I think 291 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,640 an Archer for me is like it's kind of mainly I'll tell you why 292 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,480 because I don't know Ann Archer from much of the stuff as well. 293 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,880 Yeah, Ann Archer seems indefatigable. 294 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,400 Like she seems like she's got. Like the flagship of the fleet 295 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:27,360 in CS Foresters. She seems like she can dig in 296 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,280 deeper, I think, for more fight. And I'll actually be kind of 297 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,360 like, I didn't hear, I know a bell. 298 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,280 Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 299 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,760 You know. Because she's got a little 300 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,920 forward to look after. I think I think she's got the 301 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,840 most Catholic trot wife energy. Oh yeah. 302 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,240 Have have we considered the amount of pent up anger they are 303 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:50,240 bringing into into the fight? Because I feel like Keira 304 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,080 Knightley Cathy is like she, she finds one cinema ticket and is 305 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,720 immediately like you are having an affair and I'm going to give 306 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:01,680 you shit. Can a man not go to the cinema? 307 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,040 Yeah, man, right. This is this is bright. 308 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,880 This is a key point of the movie I want to talk about. 309 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,560 So Keira Knightley is is Kathy Miller is, I think, a bit 310 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,160 unhinged. I. 311 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,120 Think she's a lot unhinged. I love. 312 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,960 Her. She's a lot unhinged crazy 313 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,880 energy. And I love her, I love her. 314 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,120 She's mint. It's just funny because it's 315 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,480 like it's she has a whole rule about like, oh, I can't tell a 316 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,840 patient, can't tell a patient. It's not because HR has gone to 317 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,880 her because she already has, because I'll tell you what it 318 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,880 is. It's not her like moral code 319 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,280 that's doing it because she is. She's getting she's not afraid 320 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,040 to break some rules. I mean, The thing is right, 321 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,720 like, you know what he said, just give me a couple of 322 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,840 Percocets and just like you'll have one and it's like that's 323 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,800 that's not from the hospital, like dispensary. 324 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,320 That's her personal like she's carrying. 325 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,880 Let's just hold it. He's like. 326 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,840 She's already been stealing. No, these are mine. 327 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,280 These are my emotional support perks. 328 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:57,320 Jesus, one thing about this, like is that Chris Pine, we do a 329 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,440 time jump, sorry, he gets he gets recruited by the CIA, which 330 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,800 we'll talk about in a minute, I guess as well. 331 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,359 But he there's a time jump and then all of a sudden he's 332 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,160 working on Wall Street and it's 10 years later and he goes to 333 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,400 see a meaning of sorry, wrong number, sorry wrong number. 334 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,119 And he goes to certainly doing. I like this because it's like 335 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,680 all these schooly old fashioned spy movie stuff, like a guy 336 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,839 going to a cinema to watch an old man, a showing of an old 337 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,839 movie. And they meet up with a contact 338 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:25,000 and they share some Intel. Yeah. 339 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:29,760 But yeah, as you say, Sanya, she she finds that 1 ticket stub and 340 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,600 and from that 1 ticket stub, the natural endpoint for her is 341 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:38,320 flying to Moscow to confront her business trip. 342 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,400 But it's like she's like, you know what? 343 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,280 How about Paris like instead? Like, how about Paris instead? 344 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,120 I can get time off and just just just give you Paris. 345 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,640 And that's great. Just brilliant. 346 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,600 Well, I've got. Yeah, it's like, well, I'm going 347 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,240 to, I'm going to Moscow to, to as a, as a compliance officer in 348 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,280 Wall Street to, to interrogate these guys accounts. 349 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,800 It's it's, it's incredible. Are are you fucking the Russian 350 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,800 finance guys? Are you? 351 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:07,800 Yeah. Man, I was obviously so I I 352 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,200 watch this with Emma because I watch like pretty much every 353 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,440 film for this show with, with my wife and because because we're 354 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,440 inseparable and it's disgusting. But like she was like, yeah, 355 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,720 she's a bit like me in terms of like, if, if, if like I kind of 356 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,280 sometimes give any resistance to Emma Rod, anything. 357 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Like if she says let's do something. 358 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,960 I said not right now. She'll be like what I'm hearing 359 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,720 is you hate me. What? 360 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,880 Why die? Why is it like? 361 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,840 What did I do wrong? And it's like, so once again, 362 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,400 this is like I, I have wife clearance to say this because 363 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,880 I'm not like making fun of her. She's she absolutely has cooled 364 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,400 me saying this. But that's, that's Kathy Mueller 365 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,440 in this film energy. It's like you're not going to 366 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,240 bin your job off and go to Paris with me. 367 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,640 What I'm getting is you're having an affair at cinemas and 368 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,440 you fucking hate me. You want me to die? 369 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,600 Gosh. Yeah, man. 370 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,680 Oh, yeah. Let's just do it right. 371 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,120 I don't, let's not lock ourselves into the sequential 372 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,560 order of the of the movie. Let's just let's just freewheel 373 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,440 this thing. OK. 374 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,800 So he's, he's been in Moscow. He's had that bathroom fight. 375 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,360 He's killed that dude. We'll talk about all those in 376 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,520 due course. But what happens is Kathy 377 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,680 Mueller calls him as he's like, fleeing around Moscow on foot, 378 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,040 terrified of every single taxi that he sees. 379 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,400 He hangs up on on the first time after he's like shot the guy in 380 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,960 the hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 381 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,200 And then and then she's calling him and, and he's obviously got 382 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,640 like a lot of anxiety and saving his voice, but he's also trying 383 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,200 to play it cool. He rings like the CIA contact 384 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,400 centre. Yeah. 385 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,000 And and they give him the whole are you intact thing, which is 386 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,560 very much condos cruellest. Condor, yeah. 387 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:46,120 Do you think they've they've replaced that with a terrible AI 388 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,200 agent by now as well? Well. 389 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,640 It's also sorry. It's also It's also a Mission 390 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,920 Impossible because David Kepp also wrote the first Mission 391 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,480 Impossible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 392 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:58,480 So, so if the TV series The Night Agent has anything to say 393 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:03,720 about it, it's it's still just a guy in a basement room with no 394 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,160 windows with a big fucking folder, like a big like 395 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,240 documents with, with code words and shit. 396 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:15,080 And like these like agents ring him and he's like flicking 397 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,720 through and they're giving him code words and shit. 398 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,960 And he's like, fuck my calls on that short life. 399 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,520 Yeah, then she's rocked up and she appears what she appears in 400 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:26,040 the hotel room in in, in Moscow. I just SAT like on the bed man 401 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,520 I'm that's creepy as fuck with his. 402 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,400 Gun next to her, indeed. A note that it's pointing at the 403 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,920 door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 404 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,720 And then and then she's like, she does this whole like spiel 405 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,040 at him. Yeah. 406 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,880 And like the energy she says it with is like unhinged. 407 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,280 She's not like frantic or upset or like words up or crying. 408 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,080 She's like. Got a cold? 409 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,520 Kind of like this. This could end with you like 410 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:54,960 shooting me so. I dropped everything and I 411 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,280 called it every favour that I knew. 412 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,800 And I spent 4 hours at the consulate begging for a visa. 413 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,360 You know, I wanted to make this, this grand gesture. 414 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,840 I wanted you to see what you meant to me. 415 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:10,600 So I'm here and you have to say something. 416 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,440 Well, maybe it's maybe it's awful or hurtful or shameful. 417 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,600 I don't know. But. 418 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,160 You have to talk to me. You can't let me think that I'm 419 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,360 crazy anymore, because now I know that I'm not. 420 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:35,040 Just talk to me. Will you meet me halfway? 421 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:49,020 I'm in. The CRA thank. 422 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:58,920 You brilliant in this film? Honestly, I think she's a 423 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,360 brilliant Kathy Ryan. She's she's just so fucking 424 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,480 pissed off. But is that, is that who Kathy 425 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,080 Ryan's meant to be? I mean, I guess she is in the 426 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,360 books, right? Tell me about Kathy Ryan in the 427 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,280 books. Kathy Ryan. 428 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,440 'S a lot more kind of opinionated and fierce about 429 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:17,960 things in the books and like sure, like even even in even in 430 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:24,360 the pair and the dragon Jack Ryan President Jack Ryan is, is 431 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:28,640 having to smoke cigarettes secretly like like he's got a 432 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,680 tab habit that he keeps from his wife because he's scared of her. 433 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,200 She's a doctor, right? Like that makes sense. 434 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:39,280 Yeah, but, but, but, but also she's like a Catholic trot wife. 435 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,240 He was going to fucking hit him with like a spoon or whatever, 436 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,240 you know. And it's like, but I'm like 437 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,640 she's like, like she's not like a shrinking Violet in the books. 438 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:52,400 Like and she gives Jack Ryan shit and pushes back at him, you 439 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,600 know, when he's when he's out lying and stuff, as far as I 440 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,080 recall. So I like her in this even not 441 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,360 as a Kathy Ryan, even as just a character in general. 442 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,160 It's there's a stark difference as well from when Ben Affleck 443 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,720 Jack Ryan tells Kathy that he said the CIA and the some of all 444 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,280 feels like what goes it goes straight on Reddit and posts a 445 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:19,160 thread about it and but Kathy Ryan in this is like, Oh my God, 446 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,280 thank fuck. I thought you were having an 447 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,160 affair. It's like about it now the gun 448 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,840 makes sense. Right. 449 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,520 OK. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, exactly. 450 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,600 Yeah. It's like because, I mean, it's 451 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,800 a whole different ball game. If you're off, if you go into 452 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,920 Moscow to have an affair and you've put a fucking sidearm 453 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,920 with you, right? That's. 454 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,520 Yeah, well, that sounds like maybe sex tourism. 455 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,680 Yeah, that really does. It's like fucking hell, but it's 456 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,120 like, I'm a passport bro. I was so worried about you. 457 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,600 I thought, why did you go to Thailand? 458 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,280 Like so much more dangerous in Moscow. 459 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,440 OK, anyway, let's circle back to Kira. 460 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,840 Like his reaction to finding out that Jack Ryan's in the CIA 461 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,240 because I want to go back to Jack Ryan's recruitment to the 462 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,480 CIA first, which is an incredible scene where he's he's 463 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,520 he's done rehab and watching really obviously from a 464 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,280 mezzanine floor, which is all panel of the glass is, is Kevin 465 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:17,440 Costner as commander top at U.S. Navy and he's talking to 466 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,920 somebody off the screen. I don't, I can't remember who 467 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,960 he's talking to going like, tell me about this kid. 468 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,320 And this guy's like he's a Lieutenant, the US Marines and 469 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,680 he, he wrote a report when he's at School of Economics about 470 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,960 money. And they wrote another report 471 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,440 when he was in the Marines about. 472 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,000 Traffic patterns. Traffic patterns in Holmand, all 473 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 of it. And he's like, so do you want to 474 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,840 recruit him? Was like, I want to talk to him 475 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,560 not today, but soon. And then, like the next scene, 476 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,080 they're talking, but this time, like Kevin Costner has rocked up 477 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,080 in like, he's nose ones. And then like Chris Pines, like, 478 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,040 Christ, Chris Mann's like, why the uniform this time? 479 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,720 And he's like, what do you mean? He's like, you were watching me 480 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,360 the other day. And it's like, my God, Jack Ryan 481 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,400 is such an observant, intelligent guy. 482 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,280 He's spotted the guy who was stood directly in front of him 483 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,640 in front of a giant placed glass window looking down on him while 484 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,640 he was doing exercise. Well, you see, the reason he 485 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,800 spotted him was because you hadn't taken the Percocets yet, 486 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,480 so. His mind was still. 487 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,320 Clear Don't. Don't do drugs, kids. 488 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,080 Because he's a Marine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then 489 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,000 and then then Kevin cost was like I just want to thank you 490 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,840 for your service. OK, That's like yeah imagine if 491 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,840 my if my boss rang me and was like Mike, how you doing? 492 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,160 Yeah, I'm good. Thanks yeah What's going on? 493 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,720 Just want to thank you for your service mate that your. 494 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,280 Response is like thanks you too. Yeah, thank. 495 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,120 Thank you too. Yeah, thank you for your 496 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:40,760 service. Yeah. 497 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,960 OK, cool. Is this circle jerk over there 498 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,840 like what the fuck? Yeah, right. 499 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,520 So. What's so? 500 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,920 What's the real reason you called me? 501 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,120 Yeah, well, about that report anyway. 502 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,920 So, yeah, Yeah. So that happens. 503 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,000 And then and then Kevin course is all like, right. 504 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,680 I actually, I want to recruit you for the CIA because he he 505 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,440 does that. And then he goes for then Jack 506 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,560 Ryan goes for a run. And as he's out for a run in the 507 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,400 in the piston rain, he sees him again in a darkened room, stood 508 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,960 there imposedly in a darkened room. 509 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,800 So he enters the room to talk to him and he's like, why are you 510 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,080 watching me? And he's like, I've been the 511 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,120 CIA. And I want to repeat you. 512 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,560 I heard that. I saw that work you did. 513 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,320 And it was astounding. It was incredible. 514 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,000 And I think you should be in the CIA. 515 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,240 And then and then Jack Ryan's like, oh, the CIA aren't aren't 516 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,840 you guys like really bad for torturing people and rendition 517 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,200 and like, you know, installing dictatorships in South America, 518 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,840 death squads in the death squads. 519 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,720 Are you just generally or you know, just a general like force 520 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,720 for evil in this post 911 world? And, and, and Kevin Goza says my 521 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,680 favourite thing in the movie, which is that's not our unit. 522 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,800 My unit is a different. My unit is in a different say. 523 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,920 It goes to a different school. Actually, it's from Canada. 524 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,240 Actually. My say, hey, my say only stops 525 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,520 9/11's happening again. I'm like, what do you think that 526 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,400 the torturer guys are trying to do? 527 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,440 You all think you're doing the right thing. 528 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,400 It's incredible. I was like, no, that's the guys 529 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,840 down the hall, that's the, that's the rendition and torture 530 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,000 at the parliament. We don't talk to those guys. 531 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,400 We're on a different softball team. 532 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,440 Yeah. Jack, do you talk to the guys 533 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,000 from HR? Man. 534 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,720 We're we're on different sittings for lunchtime, yeah. 535 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,880 I don't even know those guys. Yeah, they're on. 536 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,040 They're on 1st sitting, We're on 2nd sitting. 537 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,880 None of the waterboarding guys are going to be your line 538 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,120 manager. Like don't worry about it. 539 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,880 Don't worry about it, but it's fine. 540 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,680 Don't worry about it. It's. 541 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,040 Cool. Anyway, we we are in a secret 542 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,920 nerds department of the CIA where we hire nerds to look at 543 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,520 money. And since you've got a 544 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,280 qualifications and money and you're a Marine, you're the guy 545 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,800 for the job. And then we kept like 10 years 546 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,040 later, he was working on Wall Street. 547 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,880 And he hasn't aged at all. He hasn't aged at all. 548 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,720 Yeah, 10 years later and he looks exactly the same. 549 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,520 Yeah, so good. You see, that's like the CIA 550 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,680 anti ageing technology that they put in him, you know? 551 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,120 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they just make a bit of 552 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,160 mortal like the like, like the still the thing, like the like 553 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,960 you're driving the CIA and the shoot you just in case you're a 554 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,360 Highlander Eskimo, which is why the CIA is just full of these 555 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,400 like undying guys with catanas and ponytails. 556 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,120 Well, yeah, right. Yeah, the same same price for 557 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,240 Keira Knightley as well. This one's from 2014. 558 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,840 So let me just do some quick maths. 559 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:23,040 She was 17 when they filmed Love, actually 17 plus that was 560 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,280 in 2000. So probably plus plus 14, you 561 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,280 know, like 30 odds, which means that she should be in her 40s by 562 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,160 the time we're in the current timeline. 563 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,280 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not getting that vibe. 564 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,840 Be a woman and and remain so. So yeah, it's sort of weird 565 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,680 about women's appearances, but no one's aged is 1 trying to get 566 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,000 to including Kevin Costner as well. 567 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,840 It just doesn't even like hang a lampshade on it. 568 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,480 It just kind of like let's you buy into the fact that all these 569 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,880 people are just like Pret and naturally youthful. 570 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,280 It's not like in, it isn't it isn't like in like previous Jack 571 00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,680 Ryan films when like Admiral Greer gets old and dies, you 572 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,240 know, it's like, Nope, eternal American youth. 573 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,400 I don't know what right and they only did this because they had 574 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,600 to have 911 being the inciting incident for his joining of the 575 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,680 military. Yeah. 576 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,240 But like, you didn't have to join the day 9/11 happened, do 577 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,800 you know what I mean? Yeah, I can. 578 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,600 I can just imagine because like he's in London as well. 579 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,200 Like it's imagine, like rock it up to the US Embassy and being 580 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,000 like, get me on a fucking plane. And they're like, step right 581 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,520 aboard, son. You're halfway through a 582 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,440 dissertation at the LSA. Oh, we're going to send you to 583 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,080 Marine school, man. You're on to the islands. 584 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,640 A lot of people come here so they can get degrees, and you're 585 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,880 bidding off your degree to be here, OK. 586 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,160 Fucking amazed that it's like, yes, you're a wild one my 587 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,160 friend. You're going to do so much 588 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:52,320 writing about traffic. God, you're going to write an 589 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,880 incredible book about this. Oh Jesus Christ. 590 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,560 Which his senior officers won't read, but the CIA will. 591 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,320 So the CIA is essentially spying on American troops, right? 592 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,040 Yeah, that's quite well at. This point because I just. 593 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,480 Keep submitting the same report like like like a hastener to be 594 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,200 senior officers. I wrote this and he got. 595 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,160 Flagged. I got flagged by the algos. 596 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,680 Put my head. Yeah. 597 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,280 Because, right. Anyway, while he's in Wall 598 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,600 Street, he's doing his compliance officer job, working 599 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,920 on his own. Nobody knows he's in the CIA. 600 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,360 He just thinks he's working for some firm. 601 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:30,160 And he does some type E, type E. And his and his mate who's a 602 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,400 total fuck boy turns up on. Like just a try boy too. 603 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,080 Hard, but a bike. And he's like, Oh yeah, you're 604 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,880 going to yeah, Maddie, want to try and fuck that girl from 605 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,680 arbitrage, Right. And it's like, yeah, man, can 606 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,800 you? It's mad. 607 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,200 He's just so sharp. It takes a special breed of 608 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200 person. It's not messed up. 609 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,120 Yeah, it takes a special breed of person to keep working on 610 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:55,880 Wall Street after 2008. He's just incredibly built 611 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,160 different. There he is, like in his little 612 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,160 levers and his little motorbike and he's like, he wouldn't even 613 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,440 know the girl's name. He's just like that girl I like 614 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,320 and. Yeah, it's like, oh, this, this, 615 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,880 there's a girl. I really want to smash an 616 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,760 arbitrage. I'm going to get a get a 617 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,800 motorbike and tracks like, yeah, named Sarah, by the way, just 618 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,440 now we've got a motorbike. You're totally going to. 619 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,520 What the fuck? Man, I don't understand. 620 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,240 I don't understand about Wall St, bro. 621 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,920 Can't. Can't talk to a girl. 622 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,640 That's just a strange combination of factors. 623 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,680 That's so weird and and like almost like kind like 624 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,800 whitewashers. Wall Street reputation is just 625 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:35,160 like a bunch of high speed cranked up dudes who love Laco 626 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,960 Carina are the fucking decadent, and this is just one guy who's a 627 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,560 little bit of a clumsy fuck boy. Yeah, man, so strange. 628 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,480 I know a few people in the obviously I know a lot of 629 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,720 officers and they because I'm one of them. 630 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,320 But I've known and a few who joined and then left because 631 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,440 they were just doing it for a few years to sort of develop a 632 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,560 bit of ACV. But then they were like, I don't 633 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,640 think I like it anymore because it's, you know, it's a hard and 634 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,080 unpleasant job a lot of the time. 635 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,080 So he was like, I don't think I don't think I like it anymore. 636 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,720 I think I'm just going to go and work in the city. 637 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,080 What you had that as an option. You could just wander in and 638 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,960 make a shit, tell him Canary Wharf or whatever. 639 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,840 And then just like in the city. And then just like, that's 640 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,640 something that's two people. I know at least you were just 641 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,480 like, you know what, I'm going to Jack in being another gay 642 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,360 because it's difficult. And instead, I'm going to just 643 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,040 handle shits of money for banks instead. 644 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,520 Good grief. Good grief. 645 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,760 Yeah, Good grief. Indeed. 646 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,440 Anyway, he finds a bunch of anomalies in some Russian 647 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:31,720 markets, all linking to a firm by a guy owned by this guy 648 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:37,240 Chevron, who is Kenneth Brunner. And he basically has to go to 649 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,320 Moscow to check it out. So he has this discussion with 650 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,800 Keira Knightley about how he has to go to Moscow. 651 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,880 And she's like, what was the end of this movie you were looking 652 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,440 at? And. 653 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,360 So I want to circle back to this film. 654 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,280 Jack, who are your? Fucking you're hiding three 655 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,440 different women under the floorboards, aren't you? 656 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,960 He's a super marriage pillar as well. 657 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,640 So like he keeps saying, he keeps saying like, well, look, 658 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,000 it wouldn't be a big deal if we were just married. 659 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,880 What would you get married? It wouldn't be a big deal if we 660 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,080 were married. Like why you worried so much? 661 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,600 Just marry me already. And it's like. 662 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,680 But I mean, he wants to, like, it's like, gets explained later 663 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,320 that he wants to marry us so he can tell her he's in the CIA. 664 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,400 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 665 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,200 Seems like a bit of an arbitrary distinction, but yeah. 666 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,960 So he goes to, he goes to Moscow. 667 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:26,440 He's met at the airport by a big burly bodyguard dude who drives 668 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,120 into his hotel and they're having and there's a bit that 669 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,640 I'm sure you're going to talk about in a bit, mate, where he 670 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,680 there's a big table full of handguns and he has and he shows 671 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,880 a little Chevron card and picks up his handgun in the airport on 672 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,920 the way out. I'm eagerly awaiting the rundown 673 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,280 of every single handgun on that table. 674 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,440 I'm not going to rundown on every single handgun on that 675 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,160 table, but I do have a few comments to make though. 676 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,720 Good fun. And then he gets to gets to gets 677 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,520 to the gets to the hotel and he should and he's like, I've got 678 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,040 to check the room first. So they go in the room together 679 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,080 and it's like, look at that view isn't an incredible view. 680 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,800 And it's Moscow. And obviously the reason this 681 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,320 whole movie happened at all was that because they were allowed 682 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,960 to film in Moscow for a bit, because they've got lots and 683 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,240 lots of location footage of Moscow. 684 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,159 Cool. And then the guy tries to kill 685 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,159 him and there's a big fight sequence and there's a big 686 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,320 bathroom fight. I love a bathroom fight. 687 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,320 I love a bathroom fight. One of the better bathroom 688 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,000 fights that we've actually watched. 689 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,600 Yeah, I think. Yeah. 690 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,440 I was talking about when we were doing the Firefox episode, we 691 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,239 were talking about maybe doing like a power ranking of bathroom 692 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,800 fights. And this one didn't even feature 693 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,159 on my list because I didn't didn't, didn't remember it. 694 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,600 But actually, it's a pretty good bathroom fight, right? 695 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,040 Yeah, yeah, we'll have to start ranting them because it's a 696 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,320 great bathroom fight. There's there's also because 697 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,679 there's a 11 the Mission Impossibles, right Fallout. 698 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,840 I am sure there's a really brutal one in Shaft in Africa. 699 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,199 Wow, OK. I mean, it might be, it might be 700 00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:49,040 a misfire on here, but I kind of do remember there being like a 701 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,920 brutal bathroom fight scene Shaft in Africa. 702 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,400 Richard Roundtree just beaten some guy to death, which is you 703 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,240 always love to see it. Yeah. 704 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,520 A friend of mine sent me with X zero contacts the clip from like 705 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,480 a Russian action film of the grimiest and most insane 706 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,320 bathroom fight scene I may have sent you one night when I was 707 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,400 drinking actually. You sent it to me last year. 708 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,800 Yeah, but I remember. It's fucking nuts like this. 709 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,680 Like vibrator was used as a weapon. 710 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,120 At one point the protagonist pisses on his enemy because his 711 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,720 enemy jumps somebody's at the urinal and it's like there's a 712 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,760 lot going on in that scene. I had I had zero contacts to say 713 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,960 my friend like texted us up one night and then like out of the 714 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:39,520 comment wise piss attack and it's like so yeah, fuck me bud. 715 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,640 What else? We got Casino Royale. 716 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,720 We've got Eastern Promises, almost certainly the rare I 717 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,240 can't remember. There's a there's a pretty 718 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:49,840 decent bathroom gunfight in that ridiculous Arnold Schwarzenegger 719 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,280 one that would want to do a clear and present bruise episode 720 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,680 on True Lies. True Lies, yeah, yeah. 721 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,640 Bathroom gonna fight in the punch up, but it's got some 722 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,000 great kind of comedy beats. So when we get into the when we 723 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,680 get into the bathroom fights, right guys? 724 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,520 Here's what I propose. OK, I think one of the scoring 725 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,440 criteria has to be do they use the features of the bathroom in 726 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,040 a unique fighting capacity? So you know exactly an 727 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,560 environmental kill using a sink or a shower or a bath or a 728 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,000 shower curtain or a toilet brush or any of the item you might 729 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,400 find in the bathroom. The. 730 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,560 Hard dryer. Hand dryer. 731 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,160 Electric toothbrush. Jason Airblade electric 732 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,360 toothbrush. Gorot, somebody with some floss. 733 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,320 What what are those? What are those machines that 734 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,000 sells like condoms and sex pills and stuff like that? 735 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,520 You just, you just like smash a guy's face against that. 736 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,200 It floods his like throat with like those Borna pills and he 737 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,440 chokes a. Guy has a heart attack because 738 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,000 he has too much Gorana in his system. 739 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,680 Oh. My God, do you think it's actual 740 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,160 real Gorana? In those I was just like dust. 741 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,320 So it gets real. Gorana, you're tasting right 742 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,480 now. Son, you don't know Jack. 743 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,160 You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes. 744 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,920 The the the Sainsbury's toilet burn uphill rabbit hole. 745 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,520 This is a fucking weird episode. Welcome. 746 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,720 To the world that is surreal, OK. 747 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,440 Snake snake, you've got to activate the burn uphill 748 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,040 machine. What is something I learned from 749 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:25,200 one of my enemies? OK, anyway, I like this bathroom 750 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,000 fight because he drowns the guy in the bath, which is horrible 751 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,600 for the guy, but a pretty pretty cool, inventive way to dispatch 752 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,800 a foe. I really like how we how he 753 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,800 drowns him and like a small about the water as well as kind 754 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,160 of coming up and he's fighting them and there's this real look 755 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,360 of exertion on on Chris Pine's face. 756 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,600 You know, it's a fucking great action scene. 757 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,000 Actually I really enjoyed. It I like it because I mean, 758 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,840 after this we have but we have all the the food is the condo 759 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200 stuff we're talking about. And we have the bit where he 760 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,680 phones Cathy and explains. Well, he doesn't explain 761 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,520 anything. He hangs upon her and she's like 762 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,680 he must be having an affair because he said he was he was 763 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,640 really jetlag not to go and he wants to call me in the morning. 764 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,000 Oh my God, he must be used to be about to go and fuck a hooker. 765 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,440 And then and then he meets up with Kevin Costner on the park 766 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,400 bench and Kevin Costner he's got like a Oh man, what do they call 767 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,280 it? It's like a special action dog. 768 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,040 It's a it's a quasi personal dog that he's he's stealing from 769 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,880 someone's yard. A bit of trade craft, steal a 770 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,080 dog and. And it's the same sitting, so 771 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,120 the. Publication with it. 772 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,480 And it's, and it's sitting so calmly as well. 773 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,920 And it's like, that's not behaving like a stolen dog. 774 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,800 And that's. Surely, surely stealing 775 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,200 someone's dog is a bad thing to do as a spy because now when 776 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,000 people are out looking for the dog and showing, showing his 777 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,760 name and stuff and you're sat in a public place. 778 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,800 So people are real. It's it's not ultimately 779 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,400 attracting people towards you because they're going to go 780 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,760 like, why have you got my fucking dog? 781 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:55,200 Yeah, and and Kevin Costner probably isn't working under 782 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,480 legal cover, right? He's not. 783 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,080 He's because I mean, it's your. Mission, should you choose to 784 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,120 accept it, is to steal this beautiful dog from someone's 785 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,840 front garden. You'll be disavowed if detected. 786 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,960 Well, he would, that's the thing. 787 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,360 He's an illegal, he would be disavowed. 788 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,240 He hasn't got like fucking embassy cover or whatever, you 789 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,400 know, like he's he's not a quote unquote diplomat. 790 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,160 So he's gotten fucking disappeared. 791 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,160 He's getting taken out in the woods and getting doomed. 792 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,200 There's no reason for my steal someone's dog yet. 793 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,760 It's so funny how also like I sort of chill and fucking like 794 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,760 just calm. The dog is like you've been 795 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,840 stolen from some fucking Muscovites garden. 796 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,160 I also love these in like the middle of a very urbanised city 797 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,960 and there's a backyard with a dog in it. 798 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,880 Yeah. Another thing I don't 799 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:42,480 understand, for Kevin Costner's rules, this is like where does 800 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,600 he sit in the organisation? So he's in a, he's in a state 801 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,160 where he's in first name terms of the president of United 802 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,920 States and they've got like witty banter flying around all 803 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,200 the time. At the same time at the CIA he 804 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,080 has like unit level command, which isn't that big because 805 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,320 he's obviously my unit. My unit does financial and nerdy 806 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,800 crime. That doesn't sound like a very 807 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,000 big or important part of the CIA. 808 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,480 It's more than. Yeah. 809 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,760 He's not like a deputy director. That that kind of stuff. 810 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,960 Wouldn't that like get bend off like other subordinate like 811 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 departments and shit? If it's like financial crime 812 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,880 effect in the US, wouldn't like an FBI kind of thing or like an 813 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,760 NSA kind of thing? Maybe probably, I don't know. 814 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,200 But I mean, the, the real truth is that he's in the IMF, you 815 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,520 know? Exactly. 816 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,360 That's that's that's why he's not the team that does like, you 817 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,880 know, the renditions water board and with testicular torsion. 818 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,160 He's he's in the team that does. I know, I know, somebody got 819 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,440 testicular torsion once. We're in an exercise in 820 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,400 Dartmoor. Jesus Christ. 821 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,480 Not the worst particular torsion story I've got from the Navy, 822 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,120 anyway. Got a worse one. 823 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,800 Let's spit it. Okay? 824 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,080 Right, So okay, here we go. So. 825 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,600 Welcome to Welcome to ball chat with clear and present dudes. 826 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,400 They were looking at the terrible things that happened 827 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,440 with man's testicular region. Right. 828 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,320 OK, so this story goes back to HMS Raleigh, which is the phase 829 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,240 one training establishment for junior rights in the Royal Navy. 830 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,800 I went through that myself a long time ago and somebody else 831 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,640 went there. And what is right is you have a 832 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,000 various duties you've got to hold in the training block that 833 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,040 you're all accommodated in, right? 834 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,840 They're just things to do in anything to keep occupied, 835 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,000 basically. Like one of them is you've got 836 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,280 to manage the visitor log on the door to your building. 837 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,760 Nobody comes to your building. So you're just there feeling 838 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,880 every time someone comes in out, you could basically write their 839 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,320 name down again, sign it. And it's just like, why? 840 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,120 It's just people going to the NAFI, coming back from the NAFI 841 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,600 and stuff. Just just busy body shit. 842 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,720 But it's preparing you for being AQM, the gangway, I suppose. 843 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,000 Not that you write everything down. 844 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,600 OK, whatever. Anyway, this. 845 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,400 So we do like evening cleaning stations, which is like a quick 846 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,640 20 minutes clean of everything. Everyone has their little place 847 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,400 they go to hence stations. And I used to do like actually 848 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,320 like buff the floor because used to get covered in like, like 849 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000 rubber marks from from our boots every single day. 850 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,800 And twice a day I have to go and rub them all off again with with 851 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,960 like steel, wood and a bit of brass. 852 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,360 So it was a fucking stupid job. Anyway. 853 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,320 One guy's job was like taking all the gas out from all the gas 854 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,520 bins and throwing them into the skipper on the back in the 855 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,680 courtyard. And one time this guy did it, 856 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,520 but he had like heavy bags and he had to jump up to like throw 857 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,680 the bags into the bin. And when he jumped up, he was 858 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,360 like, he jumped up and like made contact with the bin, right? 859 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,800 And on the big skip that there was, there was a big jitty bit 860 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,440 of rusty metal, like sticking off it. 861 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,320 And on the return journey down, it went up his scrotum through 862 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,240 his trousers. And he was like, and then he and 863 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,600 then the next thing anyone saw was the guy coming into like the 864 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,320 quad and the little jitty bod who was like filling everyone's 865 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,280 names saw him. And he kind of walked into the 866 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,760 room holding his like his hand around his groyne, OK, covered 867 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,400 in blood. And his two testes were like in 868 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,240 his hand having exited his scrutum. 869 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:54,760 And he kind of like did that showed him and then like 870 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,440 collapsed on the floor. And then everyone's like 871 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,680 screaming, crying, throwing up. And the ambulance came but. 872 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,800 Yeah, you see, Cathy, Cathy Muller, witness that automatic 873 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,680 knowledge. Go Stage 3, isn't it? 874 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,520 You die. You got what, two months to 875 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,520 live? Your your skin's looking a bit 876 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,280 yellow there. Incredibly not sallow looking 877 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,520 person at all. Spider web Blunt things in the 878 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,120 back of your hands painted in the last scene, Yeah. 879 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,360 God, gorgeous great man. Didn't know I was talking to 880 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,560 Super dark. Holy shit. 881 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,760 I am honestly the biggest Kathy Bueller Stan, and I'm getting 882 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,240 for you, bigger Kathy Bueller Stan. 883 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,920 Specifically this one as we're going through this episode, by 884 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,000 the way. Wild be a struck what I was 885 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,200 talking about Yeah, so they're on the they're on the park 886 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,280 bench. They're talking away came across 887 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,840 this hall. But like the first person I 888 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,800 killed blah blah, blah, blah, blah. 889 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,200 And it's like who was he? He's like it was a she oh we've 890 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:50,400 got a bad ass over here and then and then they have a little chat 891 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,560 and he says to him like you're not a land list. 892 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,440 You're operational now, which I think is I'd be like entering a 893 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,240 service complaint, they reflected in my annual report, 894 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,000 like operating with you on my tours. 895 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,760 It's like, I like how we specifically ads as well. 896 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,560 She wasn't like she was innocent. 897 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,840 She was like a bystander like she was, she was a fucking 898 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,960 bystander. And he still remained in the 899 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,000 CIA. Sounds like you're not very good 900 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,480 at your job, Kevin Guster. At least in the Jack Ryan 901 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:24,320 series, to have this background thing of how Jim Grier straight 902 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,400 up threw somebody out of a window and that's why he got 903 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,160 sick. The kind of shit assignments and 904 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,280 they get like he's like, isn't the thing that Jim, Jim Grier 905 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,320 was in line for like the Moscow job, but then he threw somebody 906 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,760 out of a window and like Turkey or Pakistan or something and 907 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,640 then like actually Jim, you fuck now, mate, eventually does get 908 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,920 the Moscow job. Yeah, he just got the Moscow job 909 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,800 eventually, but. Yeah, yeah, he gets it because 910 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,960 the storyline needs him again, basically. 911 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,160 Yeah, like, what the fuck? So basically, yeah, this guy 912 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,160 kills an innocent civilian. Really bad luck for the CIA 913 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,400 here, by the way. Incredibly bad. 914 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,800 She came up behind him too quick. 915 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,280 What does this mean? Kill his wife or something? 916 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,960 Did he? Did he did like his daughter? 917 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,560 Go like, oh dad, you're back from work. 918 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,520 He turns around just like a name is your neck. 919 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,520 Snap on her. He's gone from never killing 920 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,720 anyone before to killing somebody who sneaked up on him 921 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,920 or just was behind him rapidly. Jesus Christ. 922 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,360 Oh no, no, like. I've got to kind of start a 923 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:34,840 reaction sometimes, but like just there's like a million what 924 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,400 happened to my mate, how he killed her. 925 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,080 You know, he did do the job. Or like he just like rips out a 926 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,520 phone karambit or something like slices them open and it's like, 927 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,280 shit, you're just like my elderly neighbour who who was 928 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,920 about to be on the shore like she needs help with a car or 929 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,520 something. And it's like, I hope this 930 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,800 doesn't affect my high-powered job in the fucking CIA. 931 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,640 Did it even happen at work? Oh my God, probably. 932 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,720 Some random unmedicated 20 year old on her way back to college 933 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,120 or something. It's like she stopped walking up 934 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,000 behind me. It's like Oh my God. 935 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,440 I mean followed stop. Specifically said unmedicated as 936 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,520 well. I might know someone who might 937 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,120 fit that description. Unmedicated is right though, 938 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,840 because you've got to keep taking those anti CIA pills. 939 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,040 Does dark as big as big as big as if you're full of like the 940 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,280 contrast CIA and all that. Can't attack you, can't stab 941 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,720 you. Well, somebody who is full of 942 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,480 contrasial is Kathy Ryan, who confronts Jack in his hotel 943 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,760 meeting after this and is delighted to find out that Jack 944 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,920 is in the CIA. Because obviously she has. 945 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,120 She has fewer qualms about it than Jack himself. 946 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,480 Who's inside. Yeah. 947 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,880 They could. And cool also be in the CIA. 948 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,120 When's when's the next mandatory fund day? 949 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,840 When's the next company BBQ? I want to meet all your Co 950 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,640 workers. I want to be a CIA wife. 951 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,680 I want to, I want to like, tell people to like, call me by your 952 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,640 rank, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 953 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:06,240 Can I can I put like CIA spouse on my CD if you? 954 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,960 Can I put a CIA bumper stick I run by Prius? 955 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,000 She's in the HOA and she's going to be turned over. 956 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,400 It's like if you don't repaint your bins, my husband is going 957 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,560 to make you disappear. It's more like if you don't 958 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,000 repaint your shit, my husband's boss is just going to kill you 959 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,920 with a combat knife for being too close to him. 960 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,760 That's insane. Yeah. 961 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,000 He's like, I'm in the CIA. Thank God. 962 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,680 I think I started laughing before she even said I thought 963 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,600 you were having an affair. So I just was laughing really 964 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,440 hard at the idea she was going. Thank God you're in the say. 965 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,520 Like what the fuck? It is. 966 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,600 It is like, let's face a fucking safeguard. 967 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,120 It's an absolute male fantasy to like that, that it's like kind 968 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,720 of catering to to tell the woman you've got a really fucked up 969 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,640 secret and goes off that fuck for that. 970 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,600 Get in. So glad you told me that I'm not 971 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,960 angry at all for you hiding this world for an entire 10 year 972 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,280 relationship. Yeah, you've been lying to me 973 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,440 for a decade after I helped you literally back on your feet, 974 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,280 literally walk again. You've not given me the fucking 975 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,520 respect and dignity to break the CI as rules, rules that they're 976 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,000 breaking by giving the fucking Barretta and telling you to kill 977 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,760 people. By the way, you're an analyst. 978 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,440 And like, she's like, oh, thank God for that matter. 979 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,360 I feel so fucking respected and so goddamn cherished. 980 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,680 Thank you, John. It's insane. 981 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,640 Yeah. It's catering to a particular 982 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,760 fantasy, isn't it, of even for guys in the military. 983 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,360 There is one of the funniest scenes in the movie, which is 984 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,080 Kathy Ryan just getting drafted into the mission now because 985 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,920 she's here. It's wild but but like before 986 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,240 that just quickly skip back. We've got the scene when he 987 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,640 meets to Raven for the first time. 988 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,480 What's my Internet? Yeah. 989 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,360 And and to have this like proper, like fucking like super 990 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,840 villain, kind of like conversation, which this is one 991 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,800 of the points when it really doesn't feel like a track Ryan 992 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,600 movie. Yeah. 993 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,720 You know, it's like a Bond movie, doesn't it? 994 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,120 Yeah, and yeah, yeah, it doesn't feels like a Bond movie. 995 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,960 And so there's a whole that kind of back and forth. 996 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,440 Oh, you know, I don't know where my where BB. 997 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,160 Dang, my fucking security guy's gone. 998 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,600 No, he'll come back hungover and remorseful. 999 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,680 It's like you fucking killed him. 1000 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:13,600 The track Ryan fucking makes himself by saying, oh wow, well, 1001 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,040 I was well, I was injured in fucking Afghanistan. 1002 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,880 And you know, like sheriff and cigar. 1003 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,720 Yes, me too. Same same same empire was it 1004 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,880 Same graveyard, different empires? 1005 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,560 It was, it was. It was like a different time, 1006 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,360 different empire, same graveyard. 1007 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,680 Yeah, yeah. And my sons too. 1008 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,640 Which doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense. 1009 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,480 Doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't fit. 1010 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,120 Doesn't make any sense. That's evidence of a rewrite, I 1011 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,760 think. Yeah, I was plenty of that, I 1012 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,320 think. And it's got my grenade on his 1013 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:45,720 desk as well. And it's like, your grenade is 1014 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,600 my grenade. And I'm like, am I? 1015 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,840 Yes, that's M 67. That's an American grenade. 1016 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,800 It's roughly the size of a baseball. 1017 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,720 We've been through this already. We have been through this 1018 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:59,080 already. It could be propelled by one of 1019 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,840 the Imfs man. Portable, easily broken down. 1020 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:08,200 Fucking mobile tactical baseball pitching machines. 1021 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:12,360 We've covered this. You are Americans, you think you 1022 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,280 are direct, but perhaps you are just rude. 1023 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,400 Which is wild because like, Slavic people have like the 1024 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:22,240 reputation of being incredibly the most fucking direct about 1025 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:22,840 things, right? The. 1026 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,760 Most the most quote direct people I've ever been a life of 1027 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,000 all being Easter European. Yeah, I mean, I fucking spend 1028 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,080 between 5:00 to 9:00 days a week sitting next to a Ukrainian guy 1029 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,240 at work and yeah, they are. They do not beat around any kind 1030 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,600 of fucking Bush. I don't. 1031 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,000 We are lying. I thought an SMCG 1 deployment 1032 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,080 in 2020 and one of the weeks during it was a Polish pass X 1033 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,920 and there was a Polish OPS officer on the battle staff and 1034 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,840 routinely every week he would call me and be like, hey, Mike, 1035 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,320 it's I thought your name is actually. 1036 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,560 So that's a shame. He was like, hey, Mike, I just 1037 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,800 remind you your Sid Diaglabs are shit. 1038 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,280 And I was like, what? What do you mean, man? 1039 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,200 Like you're not using the proper format. 1040 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,080 I'm like, send me the format then and I'll use it. 1041 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,680 But in the meantime, you're going to keep getting the shit. 1042 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,120 It's every single day, mate. I'm not like it's every. 1043 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,920 Day, bro. Like every single day, it's 1044 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,880 like. Fucking amazing. 1045 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,640 At some point I'm going to like roll my hands up here like 1046 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,840 unless you've got a better format mate by my CEO signing 1047 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:22,800 off of these and we can fuck. Yeah, and and then Jack's like, 1048 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,760 Oh well, you Russians think you're poets and stuff, but, and 1049 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,920 I forget like the the last bit of that sentence, but it's like 1050 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,520 you think you're poets and whatever, but you just stand up 1051 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,600 pussies or non American or whatever. 1052 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,200 Oh, ridiculous. Then there's the This isn't Geo 1053 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,000 couples therapy, it's geopolitics. 1054 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,720 Yeah, that's brilliant. What's like we We've got 8 1055 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,800 minutes to make this plot. We've wasted four of them. 1056 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,320 Yeah, that's wild. Like Eat fucking Kevin Costner 1057 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,200 does get some of the best. The lines he has often don't 1058 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,520 make sense, but they are bars. Some of his lines are quotable. 1059 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,280 Most of his lines are like that. There's loser lines in this 1060 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,320 movie where it's like it's a piffy little line, but I'm like, 1061 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,840 you won't be able to say it. Yeah. 1062 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:08,000 So how Sharif and returned? Somehow Sharif and returned yeah 1063 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,360 so they're doing this plan and right they're in a they're in a 1064 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,080 safe house and their plan is question mark. 1065 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,280 I zoomed out so bad. I think, I think, I think 1066 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,880 there's like, he's made plans to go to dinner with Shraven. 1067 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,280 He's bringing his wife Kathy along because Shraven is aware 1068 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,320 that cafe's around before he even was aware. 1069 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,040 And yeah, they're going to. Because Shraven's a fucking home 1070 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,160 bracker and he loves having sex with married women. 1071 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,200 Exactly right. And he's like, ah, so someone's 1072 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,640 observing your hotel and knows that your wife's here. 1073 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,640 I'm a really bizarrely horny man, you know? 1074 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,440 Yeah, yeah, for a guy he's about to fucking die, by the way. 1075 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,760 He's he's he's just say keeping track of his body count is like 1076 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,840 trying, like he's, he's probably got a mate from from the Afghan 1077 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,520 war That's, that's had sex and more women than him. 1078 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,120 And he's like keeping tally. And on his last day, he's like, 1079 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:58,840 yeah, Sergey Ivanovich, I beat you 273. 1080 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,080 I'm going to shoot myself now. Yeah. 1081 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Man, I would do the voice but I feel like that's only one of the 1082 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,120 meerkats from the advert. Fucking hell. 1083 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:11,520 Right. So I think that part is they're 1084 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,040 going to like steal his wallet and then in that wallet is like 1085 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,720 an access card. And then they're going to go 1086 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,600 into his building where he works, and they're going to 1087 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,800 unlock a. Yeah. 1088 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,080 Vault of some kind and hack into a computer and steal some 1089 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,040 packets of data about accounts or something. 1090 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,520 They need to plug something into the mains electricity and that's 1091 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,560 going to let them access the laptop. 1092 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,880 And it's like Tom Clancy was alive when this film was being 1093 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,560 made, but you can tell he just didn't give a fuck. 1094 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,640 Yeah, man. Yeah, exactly. 1095 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,000 I think this is the thing I think this movie might not have. 1096 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,240 I've got no evidence to put this up with, right? 1097 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,240 But bringing David kept on board, I think he had like no 1098 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,280 inkling of a tad of respect for the any Tom Clancy source 1099 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,240 material at all. It was just like, I'm going to 1100 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,520 make a generic spy movie and we're going to slap the the Jack 1101 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,160 Ryan branding on it and turn it into an origin story for Jack 1102 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,400 Ryan and have another crack at making this franchise a thing. 1103 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,160 Because it doesn't, it doesn't feel like a Jack Ryan or a Tom 1104 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,520 Clancy product because there's nowhere near dense and stupid 1105 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,280 enough. Yeah, it's just like a pretty 1106 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:13,600 standard. We're going to do a little heist 1107 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,680 and I'll be that. That's it. 1108 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,120 It's a heist movie, primarily with with fake, what feels like 1109 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,920 a terrorism subplot tacked on. That, as I said, shouldn't be a 1110 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,040 subplot. It should be. 1111 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,800 There should be two ear plots, right? 1112 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:28,120 Yeah, I feel like strongest bit of this movie is the dinner 1113 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,160 scenes with. That's great. 1114 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,160 Yeah, that's the best bit where like, Jack Ryan is overacting 1115 00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:39,640 and being drunk and obnoxious and boorish to get to a point 1116 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,640 where he can, like, it's basically tool, I want to fuck 1117 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:43,880 off so he can go off and do his mission. 1118 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,520 Yeah. And then? 1119 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,080 Like pickpocket and kind of like drop off thing of the wallet 1120 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,160 which is pretty fucking slick. Absolutely. 1121 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,120 And then? Shriven's like we're going to 1122 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,560 fuck. Exactly. 1123 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,640 And it's the Shriven and Kathy scenes that I think are 1124 00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,040 brilliant. Kathy is like just so up for 1125 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,640 this and another reason why I think Kathy's a bit fucking 1126 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,880 mental because she is so up to this from the off. 1127 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,440 Like she's, she's went from like you're in the CIA to I'm in the 1128 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,760 CIA. She, she is literally this 1129 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,720 point, a better field agent than him. 1130 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,960 You know what it is? This this this is more like a 1131 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,280 Mary Pot Foley origin story, really. 1132 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,000 Yeah, man, like she's like a proper, she's being a real honey 1133 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,480 drop here. Yeah, just just just doing 1134 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,080 proper cowboy shit in Russia against the Russians. 1135 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,400 That's that's like the shit Mary Pot Foley was doing and Cardinal 1136 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,400 the Kremlin, you know, Yeah. That's a cool pull. 1137 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,720 Yes. We have the soul sequence with 1138 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,560 like Kathy Ryan talking to Shereeven and that's when she's 1139 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,360 like, how advanced is your cirrhosis? 1140 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:44,040 And she like diagnosis them across the table and they talk 1141 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,440 like about Russian literature and they. 1142 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,320 Yeah, that she kind of, yeah, there's a bit of a bit of 1143 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,680 backwards for, there's a bit of bit of bit of sexual tension 1144 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,080 potentially brewing, certainly from, from horny old Shereeven 1145 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,480 side at least. And she's doing such a good job 1146 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,440 of it that she's getting like phone, he's getting calls and 1147 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,440 stuff and he's like ignoring them so you can keep talking to 1148 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,240 her and stuff. Much, much, much like Jack 1149 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:08,000 ignored her phone call earlier. So it's like. 1150 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,120 Perfect. The heist kind of happens. 1151 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,760 I don't really like there's, there's there's a lot of tension 1152 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,080 in it, I guess, because it's like, you know, he's got a good 1153 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,000 limited amount of time and stuff and he's he's running out of 1154 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,680 phone signal and like good jazz. And there's a oh, there's a 1155 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,440 mobile op centre in a in a van as. 1156 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,120 Well yes, there's a van which will love love an OP centre van. 1157 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,440 Yeah, love that. Tom's also providing Overwatch 1158 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,720 with a sniper rifle. Just straight up causes an 1159 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,960 international incident by shooting some innocent private 1160 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,200 security guards mercilessly. This. 1161 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,080 This man's a rogue fucking agent. 1162 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,520 This man's not in the CIA. Nobody in this film's in the 1163 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,600 CIA. The CIA is blind to this 1164 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,560 operation, mate. Completely, this is actually the 1165 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:58,360 FSB posing as the CIA in order to to create a false flag 1166 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,720 attack. And remember, no Russian. 1167 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,360 Yeah, nice. Yeah. 1168 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,160 Yeah, God right. Can't. 1169 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,600 Chase with Land Rovers. I was going to say I zoomed out 1170 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,440 so bad from this. So what happens is. 1171 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,440 Kathy gets kidnapped. Well, before that, so Triven 1172 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,320 gets his his his wallet kind of like backwards inserted back 1173 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,720 onto him again as his all security teeth still come up and 1174 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,480 be like something's wrong, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1175 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,360 And everyone's like on a bit of a stand off. 1176 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,480 And yeah, then yeah, you're right. 1177 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,640 There's a there's a Land Rover chase a lot of violence here as 1178 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,560 Land Rovers. Sonia, come on, pipe up. 1179 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,760 There's a Land Rover owner. Yeah, I've sent this about a 1180 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:37,320 Bond film as well before. I I think as much as I love 1181 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,680 mine, I think there are better cars to pick for a car chase. 1182 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,440 You want something that's able to go fast and that is. 1183 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:50,080 Pretty liquids in size, yeah. Keep liquids inside and keep 1184 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,880 other liquids outside. Not breakdown. 1185 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,280 Not breakdown. I kind of. 1186 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,920 Personally I wouldn't if you want to. 1187 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,720 If you want to to chase someone I don't know, I think you you'd 1188 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,400 be better off in AVW Beetle than. 1189 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,760 You know, say what though, as a. It looks great as a gangster 1190 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,560 car, but. As an as an innocent, rude user, 1191 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,000 I I do think there's something quite plausible about the the 1192 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,280 image of seeing a bunch of Land Rovers driving like twats in my 1193 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,760 vicinity. Yeah, I mean, that's something 1194 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,280 I've seen. Fair enough. 1195 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:28,400 I mean also I I've experienced this, people do leave you more 1196 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,080 space if you're driving one of them because they don't want to 1197 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,680 be rear-ended by a three tonne box of biscuits. 1198 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:43,400 So it's probably a good choice if you just want to throw a 1199 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,680 plastic card of the way if you you just don't want to be able 1200 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,160 to stop. Yeah. 1201 00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,880 Yeah, I think the story calls for as well, because it needs 1202 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,480 like the physical space within it for him to do that 1203 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,440 legitimately horrible scene with. 1204 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,560 There, it's not a. Physical space inside the land 1205 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:04,920 roller, though certain. Yes, but the point is for the 1206 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,440 story. The story needs physical space 1207 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,720 for him for him to do this now they could have gone like 3 days 1208 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,000 of the condo and and had like a Ford Bronco, which which has an 1209 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,400 insane amount of physical space to like interrogate people, but 1210 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,000 wouldn't make sense in Russia. The could He was one of those 1211 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,640 like Lada. Is it the Lada Neva, the 1212 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:26,520 Russian, the Russian 4x4? Yeah, which which probably would 1213 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,960 have the physical space, but also looks shit inside and isn't 1214 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,200 a kind of oligarchy mobile is. I mean, a lot of us are chosen 1215 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,080 because the intimidate. Is driving a Russian made car. 1216 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:41,520 Yeah, and, and, and the show, the show the wealth and almost 1217 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:45,040 kind of like Western alignment in the capitalism kind of sense 1218 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:49,320 of, of virtual even, you know. But yeah, they needed someone 1219 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,920 that like projects a sense of bigness, even though as we're 1220 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,560 all aware, there's no spits and Land Rovers. 1221 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,120 They're not fucking TARDIS. But this one as an observation 1222 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,160 would do. I put light bulb in your mouth 1223 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,240 and you bite it the door on your lungs and you fucking die. 1224 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,600 Yeah, but he should. He should be calling Jack, like 1225 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,080 squeezed into the side of the car like I have your wife. 1226 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,040 I cannot sit straight inside my car because I am more than 1227 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,280 heaven. But I will kill it as. 1228 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,040 Soon as I have stopped being stuck in the door. 1229 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,000 The the the chase ends pretty properly. 1230 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,200 So like he one thing, he's calling him on the phone and 1231 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,320 they're having and having the the phone chats every now and 1232 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,560 again. And I think they're not as good 1233 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,840 as they could because like Chris Pine doesn't doesn't have any 1234 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,440 bars. He's just like, I will find you. 1235 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,120 I will find you. It's like, yeah, OK, right. 1236 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,560 Yeah. I mean, that's not that good. 1237 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:43,120 Near green levels of of sass. Yeah, yeah, repeat this. 1238 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,000 You must be. Getting away with my wife. 1239 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:51,120 I can't believe if you're kidnapping my wife, this can't 1240 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:55,480 be happening. Yeah, then they do catch up. 1241 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,320 I do like. I do like when he catches up 1242 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,360 though, because he just kind of runs at the car and smashes the 1243 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,560 windscreen with a with a like a. Pipe. 1244 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,600 Pipe, yeah. And then you must, you must 1245 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,800 knock out the driver because then it stops and then it zooms, 1246 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,800 it crashes into the car in front of it, which is cool. 1247 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,040 And then just when you think that actor Raven's going to get 1248 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,360 like some kind of piffy line or something, you just get punched 1249 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,480 in the face and knocked out, which I really, which I really 1250 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,480 enjoy. I really enjoy just by Chris, by 1251 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,240 just banging them out. He's good. 1252 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,000 I mean, that's the Marine in him, right? 1253 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,320 That's it. You want to win a war? 1254 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,520 Tell it the Marines you know you want. 1255 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,040 You want to stop a Russian oligarch just before he launches 1256 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,760 it? The main portion of his 1257 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,160 monologue? Just tell it the Marines man, 1258 01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,440 fucking switch them off. Really enjoy that and then 1259 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,120 obviously, yeah, Kathy Ryan's rescued and and what we thought 1260 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,200 might have started to be like the dramatic climax, the movie 1261 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,880 which in all the other dark Ryan movies, not all of them, but 1262 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:51,280 like Patriot Games, for example, ends with like a big kind of 1263 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,720 attack on his home and his family's in danger and stuff. 1264 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,320 So you think you would be forgiven for thinking that the 1265 01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,640 big kind of worry here is something's happening to Kathy, 1266 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,440 but no, she's rescued. And then as you said earlier on 1267 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,600 what should be the airport of this movie but it's been shunted 1268 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:11,160 into like a weird 2 scenes worth of subplot background first. 1269 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:11,960 Revealed. Yeah. 1270 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,800 Is the main, yeah, which is the main attack of the movie. 1271 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,960 And I, I think, right. So I, I, I, it's weird. 1272 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,360 It's definitely an evidence evidence of rewrites because 1273 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,960 when I was watching the scene where they're sat on the park 1274 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:28,000 bench and Harper is explaining the whole issue to the movie to 1275 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,400 to to Jack around what you're saying like, you know, they're 1276 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,080 going to trade all this stuff off. 1277 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,680 I honestly zoned out going to do all these trades. 1278 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,360 They're going to do all the trades at the same time. 1279 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,440 It's going to crash the markets and like China is going to be 1280 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,960 affected weirdly worse than Russia. 1281 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,080 I don't know why because because they don't have oil reserves, 1282 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,760 but Russia's got oil reserves. So they're going to bounce back. 1283 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,080 But America hasn't got any manufacturing anymore. 1284 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,960 Bad lids and. Fucking shit lips. 1285 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,200 America doesn't have manufacturing anymore. 1286 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,040 Smash cuts to the sleeper agent working. 1287 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,360 It was more part in Michigan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1288 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,640 But yeah, yeah, yeah. So Americans are manufacturing 1289 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,000 more Americans. Six Americans are going to 1290 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,240 bounce back, and people are going to start calling it the 1291 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,000 American crisis, but then they're going to call it what it 1292 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,640 really is, the second Great Depression. 1293 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,600 And what's not going. Yeah, OK. 1294 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,840 That's not like a compelling movie fuel, though, because if 1295 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,880 that was to happen, there's not like a really obvious visual 1296 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,560 image of like, oh, the second Great Depression's happened or 1297 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,240 it's about to happen. Like, like unless, unless like 1298 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,360 the end shot of the movie is like some dude from Wall Street 1299 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,840 stepping out of his window and and flinging himself at the 1300 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,680 pavement like like Jack Ryan's Powell. 1301 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,040 At which at which point? Which point, you know, in 1302 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,480 A202014 not too long after the financial crash, a little bit of 1303 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:44,200 it would have been like. Oh my God, no, the fucking the 1304 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,480 the rights. Like the worst case scenario, 1305 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,360 this financial crash happens. Jack Ryan's fuck boyfriend roll 1306 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,760 the bank has started for the National Archives and they're 1307 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:58,720 like, wait, I I as a bank have carried out so much corruption 1308 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,800 nationally and internationally. Let's like, shoot themselves in 1309 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:08,160 the fucking hair as a cute sick, commit suicide and increasingly 1310 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:12,040 gory ways which this film's budget would be better than the 1311 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,520 way the Neil Breen film showed it. 1312 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:18,720 They would like run into like the bank, they would, they would 1313 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,400 like run face 1st and like static chainsaws and stuff like 1314 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,040 that, you know? So what they did? 1315 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,840 That plot point doesn't really work if half of the people are 1316 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,760 just waiting for the economy to crash so they can can afford a 1317 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,080 house. Yeah, point of shit and the 1318 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,920 money, it's like this isn't this is the problem this movie is. 1319 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,960 Actually worse than in the 20s. Can we just, can we just maybe 1320 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,480 just kill the bankers anyway without terrorist plot? 1321 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,480 This is the problem is that it's it's too complicated for the 1322 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,680 average movie goer to kind of really like an emotional handle 1323 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,440 on because we're not watching margin call or like like the big 1324 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,920 short. Even I need I need a scene this 1325 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,240 movie where Mogger Robbie in a bubble bath drinking champagne 1326 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,480 explains to me like, like, like, like why this is a bad thing? 1327 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,000 Because, like, because like, unfortunately, like Kevin 1328 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,520 Costner sat on a park bench in Moscow is not doing it for me. 1329 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,040 Like I zoned out big time. I mean. 1330 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,000 The thing is like they actually, they actually talk about like 1331 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,880 real kind of financial crime things like like dark pool. 1332 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,840 Algorithms, algorithms and stuff. 1333 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,360 So like, I did a little bit of reading in the dark pools. 1334 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,480 I didn't fucking understand it at all, you know, I mean I'm 1335 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,360 about to start a course on like anti money laundering and 1336 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,000 financial crime and stuff and that's going to be a fucking 1337 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,800 hangout When I do that. I've got to see how it's going 1338 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,560 to be hard. But at the minute I don't fuck 1339 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,280 about Dick about it. And because I'm the average 1340 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:41,000 moviegoer at this point, you know when someone think of the 1341 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:41,960 economy. Right. 1342 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,640 Yeah. So, yeah. 1343 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,000 So terrorist plot, Yeah, Yeah. So terrorist plot kicks in and 1344 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,280 it turns out that there's, as you mentioned, a sleeper cell 1345 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:53,200 operating in Pennsylvania or in Michigan, but apparently it's 1346 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,600 like nobody bombs Pennsylvania. No, they're in Pennsylvania 1347 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,560 because they've obviously moved from after they've been, they've 1348 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,800 been dicked, I think. Yeah, because it's that kind of 1349 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,440 like bomb factory, like getting shifts. 1350 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,280 It's like bomb factory stuff for Pennsylvania. 1351 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,160 He's got like, there's like a bit of a rat line this to this 1352 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,680 like shack in Pennsylvania where he's where he's going to make a 1353 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,680 fucking Alfred Monroe Federal building style truck bomb, you 1354 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,320 know, Oklahoma City redux. Another thing that didn't ever 1355 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,920 make sense to me, but I guess kind of does if you read it 1356 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:24,560 between the lines but isn't really said explicitly in the 1357 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,880 movie, is that the young man, he was the operative I guess, in 1358 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,120 the cell, I think is meant to be Chevron's son. 1359 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,120 Yeah. The determinant when they're on 1360 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,480 that flight back from Russia, when to do with the incredibly 1361 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:41,640 rapid intelligence analysis. Indeed. 1362 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,840 So all the bullshit that he was saying earlier on, my son died. 1363 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:50,800 And when he's eight, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's, yeah, it's for 1364 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,480 Dunk. Like if you had access to that 1365 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,640 already, then surely this is already swept up, right? 1366 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,760 Like, like, OK, cool. Anyway, yeah. 1367 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,920 So they determined that he is the guy and that they're going 1368 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,120 to attack New York and Wall Street. 1369 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,280 There's one really good bit where Anatoly during the plot 1370 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,400 his determined is being followed by like an FBI agent or 1371 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,520 somebody. So he kills him, the knife finds 1372 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,680 his badge, finds his FBI and has to go on the run. 1373 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,000 But he turns up to his old work and the most incongruous thing 1374 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,640 happens, which for British people is seeing Sinbad from 1375 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,840 Brookside. Like, hey, how everyone's 1376 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,720 looking for you. The. 1377 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:28,320 FBI has been all over this place. 1378 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,560 Please, what's going on? Are you in trouble or something? 1379 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,600 Says a guy who ordinarily has a really thick Scouse accent. 1380 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:40,360 And then what's going on anyway, right? 1381 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,880 So then so Anatoly stabs him and this is like weird little camera 1382 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,840 thing where it pushes in as you. Get each of the fence dolly's in 1383 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,880 on him. Dolly's in. 1384 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,680 Yeah. It's like, what the what? 1385 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,280 The Movie. Was. 1386 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,200 For a second, why did it like, yeah, Well, by this one shot in 1387 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,880 this movie directed by Tony Scott, like what happened? 1388 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,320 It's like, is, is, is this a forbidden fucking jutsu? 1389 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,640 Because it's all of a sudden an anime scene, right? 1390 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,080 Yeah, yeah. And it's like yeah, weird. 1391 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,680 So yeah, Sinbad from from from brute side. 1392 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,560 Hard to mention it. So strange. 1393 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,760 Sangie, you want a Brookside? Brookside was a soap opera and 1394 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:16,399 for a time in the United Kingdom there was like each of the major 1395 01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:19,760 terrestrial channels had like one or two tentpole soap operas 1396 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,479 going on. So you had like EastEnders, 1397 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,200 Coronation Street, ITV, also that Emmerdale. 1398 01:08:24,279 --> 01:08:27,840 But oh, coming in off the top rope was Channel 4 with its 1399 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,080 attempt at this, which is Brookside, all set in a in a 1400 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:35,279 cul-de-sac in Liverpool. Everything happened, everything 1401 01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:37,560 went down. And like Brookside was like, I 1402 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,319 mean, they're all pretty like far fetched, like dramatic 1403 01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:42,000 stories. Coronation Street was probably 1404 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,680 the least Coronation Street had. Like every couple of years or so 1405 01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,560 they would do like one big tentpole thing to try and like 1406 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,600 reset the balance a bit. And if they had to like. 1407 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,800 Someone would get murdered or something. 1408 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,720 Yes, when we get murdered or there was like the famous train 1409 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,760 crash and and like, yeah, there was nasty Nick and all that kind 1410 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,200 of stuff. This is like deep cultural law. 1411 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,160 You're not going to, I'm not going to bother with you. 1412 01:09:01,279 --> 01:09:02,640 But like, Emmerdale did the same thing. 1413 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,600 Emmerdale had its own version of the Lockerbie crash. 1414 01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:08,279 When an ally that crashed into the village pub, by the way. 1415 01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:10,960 That's not a joke, Sonya. That actually happened, yeah. 1416 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,560 And I like I took out like 7 major cast members were taken 1417 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:17,800 out basically reframe Basically what happened was I watched an 1418 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,720 incredibly long YouTube video about this several months ago. 1419 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,840 I know right. So, So what what happened was 1420 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,080 they they changed the filming location for like the, the the 1421 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,800 village that Emmerdale was set in because before this point it 1422 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,479 was called Emmerdale Farm and it was like almost single camera 1423 01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,560 between different shots and they didn't have a single location to 1424 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,160 wrap everything together. And then they got like their own 1425 01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,600 basic like small village, which they had to secure the rights to 1426 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,720 like film or in and they had like sets built and stuff. 1427 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,720 And they're like, we need to like rebuild and transition to 1428 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,600 like the new Emmerdale. How we're going to do this? 1429 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:52,720 We'll fucking drop a plane on the old one and then we'll and 1430 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,440 then we'll like transition to the new Emmerdale on completion 1431 01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:56,680 anyway, right. That's a different show, 1432 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,360 Brookside that. Kind of see that there was, 1433 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,160 there was that iconic scene when someone delivers Lane, Mr. Prime 1434 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,920 Minister, a second plane has hit the Woolpack. 1435 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,360 That didn't happen. That didn't happen. 1436 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,280 So yeah. Oh what are you now a fucking 1437 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:13,560 Woolpack truther? A fucking a fucking a fucking 1438 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:17,320 1994 or whatever it was? Emmerdale plane crash truther? 1439 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,840 I see what's going on here. This is not a conspiracy theory 1440 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:22,480 podcast. I can't remember, I think it was 1441 01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:23,640 92. It was anyway. 1442 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:26,680 Anyway, right? So Brookside was like the Scouse 1443 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:32,200 version, and it had a bunch of obviously Scows characters, same 1444 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:35,480 sort of level of drama. Key things from Brookside. 1445 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,920 The United Kingdom's first lesbian kiss ever took place, 1446 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:43,240 and it was Emma Freel you might know from Marcella. 1447 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,720 It was Anna Freel, my wife. Is. 1448 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:51,240 Emma Freel. It wasn't. 1449 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,360 It wasn't, it was it wasn't. It wasn't Rory's wife. 1450 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,480 It was the actress Anna Freel. Please leave that at the 1451 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,200 podcast. That's. 1452 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:02,520 Different for real. Why are you surprised? 1453 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,920 Yeah, so. She's not. 1454 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:14,280 She's just to the CIA. Oh my God, Oh man. 1455 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,160 And then, and then the only thing I was going to say after 1456 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,160 this was this one thing that ties it back to our podcast, 1457 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:24,040 which is in it was a who got her start in acting was a young 1458 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,640 actress called Lisa Faulkner, who I don't know if you remember 1459 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,080 Rory. She was like, I forgot who's 1460 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,840 family she was in, but she had like a nose ring and it changed 1461 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:38,960 my life. Yeah, when I saw her, I was 1462 01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,600 like, Oh my goodness. And then and then she would be 1463 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,840 in the first episode of Spooks. Spooks was an amazing like show 1464 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:48,480 on BBC about MI 5. And every week they'd be like a 1465 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:51,320 terror plot they've got to like unpack and resolve. 1466 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:54,520 But the thing about Spooks was it was the first like big major 1467 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:58,080 TV show, at least in the BBC, where like anyone could die. 1468 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,000 Well, well before Game of Thrones. 1469 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,880 So in the first episode you're introduced to this team that 1470 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,040 you'll think is going to be like the like bugs. 1471 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,960 It's going to be the team that's going to do what every week 1472 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,000 bugs. And then and then in that first 1473 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,440 episode, like Lisa Faulkner just gets her head put into like a 1474 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,600 chip, like a deep fat fryer and it's just killed. 1475 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,560 And there was brutal win. It's like, I guess she's on the 1476 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,320 fucking team anymore. Yeah, real bad. 1477 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:20,520 And then she would go on in real life to Mario celebrity chef 1478 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,480 John Turot and that's and win Slippery Master Chef and that's 1479 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:25,760 Lisa Faulkner. Anyway, right back to the movie. 1480 01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:28,120 There's a fucking bomb underneath Wall Street. 1481 01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,760 I guess it's going to go off and. 1482 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,760 It's going to bring six to seven buildings down. 1483 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,040 You caught that right? Yeah, yeah, 6 to 6-7 are going 1484 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:40,040 to get for a 6-7 building to get again, a knockdown. 1485 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:43,360 Jack Ryan stops it by stealing a police van and having a fight 1486 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,040 with Anatoly in the back of it and he crashes. 1487 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:48,400 Cardio. Crashes off the dock into the 1488 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,840 puds and I guess he. Borrows the fuck by motorcycle. 1489 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,320 He does borrow the football motorcycle. 1490 01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:54,880 He does, yeah. That he's like super good at 1491 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,080 driving. Don't worry, man, don't worry 1492 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,160 about it. It's just Clancy, don't worry 1493 01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,240 about. It it's just Clancy, don't worry 1494 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:00,840 about it. And then, yeah, the van crashes 1495 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,720 into the organ and then a really unnecessary big explosion effect 1496 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,280 happens and it looks a bit junky and I don't like it very much 1497 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,960 anyway. All the bad guys die. 1498 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,360 There's a bit like some of All Fears. 1499 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:15,160 There's a little clean up scene where Chevron gets killed by the 1500 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,440 FSB and it's Mikhil Porchikov. The ballet dancer shoots him. 1501 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:23,640 Yeah, that's wild. Ratz Wilds, Burschakov even. 1502 01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,760 He's an interesting guy. He defected from the SSR in 1503 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,240 1974. We had to see him playing in the 1504 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,480 FSB. But very fun. 1505 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,400 So he shoots him. Shoots a guy who's going to die 1506 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,200 anyway. Seems unnecessary. 1507 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,320 I. Mean it's just like euthanasia 1508 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,880 at this point, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1509 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:38,840 I put him out his misery. Yeah. 1510 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,120 Like now your son actually is dead, you know, but OK. 1511 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:47,640 And then there's a little scene where Jack Ryder Cafe or the 1512 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,520 hospital, because Jack's all beaten up and they do a little 1513 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,840 kind of their version of that bit and Britain's Lost Ark, 1514 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,120 where she's like, where can I guess you were? 1515 01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,600 It doesn't hurt. He's like, I guess he doesn't 1516 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,640 hurt, that kind of thing. And the very final scene of the 1517 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:03,560 movie is Kevin Costner and Jack Ryan going like talking about a 1518 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:04,360 meeting. That's what happened. 1519 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,240 And he's like, if he doesn't ask you about it, he doesn't want to 1520 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,920 know. Keep it short, keep it concise. 1521 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,720 And did you ever get that Boy Scout on a field trip look off 1522 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:14,000 your face? And he's like, no, that's one of 1523 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,160 the things I love about you, Jack. 1524 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:18,320 And then they go into the the room and, uh oh, it's the Oval 1525 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,000 Office. And he goes, nice to meet you, 1526 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,240 Mr. President. I'm Jack Ryan. 1527 01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:25,600 And it ends and it's like. My God, it's fucking President 1528 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,400 Mitt Romney. Yeah, Yeah, that's it. 1529 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,520 Yeah, Yeah. So, so the dude's voice is like 1530 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:32,400 really clean, like a white dude. And this came out in 2014 just 1531 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:36,040 before the the 2015 sort of primary race for the 20 well, 1532 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,400 end of 2015 elections in the 2016 presidency, right. 1533 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:41,760 So before Trump. And this is from a simpler time 1534 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,320 where everyone thought like a normal Republican would be on 1535 01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,840 the ballot, right? So to these guys who love the 1536 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:50,560 CIA, love American manufacturing, and are deeply 1537 01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:53,000 passionate about having a white dude in the White House, 1538 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,440 clearly, clearly put a guy there whose voices sound like a bit 1539 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,680 like Dick Romney is my is my hypothesis. 1540 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,800 I floated it past my wife yesterday and she was like, what 1541 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,000 are you based not on? I'm like vibes baby but just 1542 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,400 vibes. Do you think we're going to 1543 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,520 going to see like films like that where where they do a 1544 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,800 Donald Trump like voice? Gosh, could you imagine? 1545 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,880 What? What is the name? 1546 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,080 It's Ryan. So oh, beautiful name. 1547 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:17,320 Wonderful name. Somebody. 1548 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,080 Well, well, well, well. I mean, in this like version, 1549 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:23,880 him, him and his CIA boss go into the Oval Office and they 1550 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:27,120 just got like bollocks by Donald Trump acne against the Russians, 1551 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,840 right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1552 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,200 He's like, where are you? Dare you fucking idiots. 1553 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,000 They killed your friends. He was a good man, very good 1554 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:34,920 man. You killed him. 1555 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,560 You like Raven? I like Raven. 1556 01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:43,360 I let him fuck my wife, rather I all set him fuck all the porn 1557 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:44,920 stars that I'm paying to have sex with. 1558 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,520 He's great. He's going to make Russia great 1559 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:49,280 again. He's going to make America smile 1560 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,840 again. Fucking hell. 1561 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,440 Man. But instead they had like, they 1562 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,640 had like fucking Mitt Romney style drum. 1563 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,400 Like at the time there was a Gangnam Style parody song, Mitt 1564 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,440 Romney style Mitt, Mitt Mitt yellow. 1565 01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,760 I got a horse in the Olympics man, but I don't even watch him. 1566 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:11,280 Bad Mick Romney style. Jesus Christ. 1567 01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:15,080 So that was we kind of through the end there because it's just 1568 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,760 a tight 90s. It's a standard kind of like 1569 01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:18,200 action movie. It didn't feel like a Tom Clancy 1570 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,560 movie to me. That could have and probably 1571 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:24,440 should have made him more linked to the FSB, not just a rich guy 1572 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:28,240 who's doing a little bit of kind of dirty work on on their 1573 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,480 behalf. Because on one hand, he's got 1574 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:35,320 the ability to set up sleeper agents and stuff and he's 1575 01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,680 obviously very, very wealthy and very, very influential. 1576 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:41,160 But also he's being captured a bit too much arm's length from 1577 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,960 the FSB. And I wonder if this was kind of 1578 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:48,160 like because context of when the film was made, Russia was 1579 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:53,040 certainly being a shitty country to people on on the global 1580 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:57,480 stage. 2014 was when it's initial invasion of Ukraine 1581 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,920 began. And I think this film was out a 1582 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,840 little bit before that. Is that right? 1583 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,400 Well. No, this is 20. 1584 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,240 This is January 2014. 2014 there you go. 1585 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:08,800 So at this point, Russia has obviously it's. 1586 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:12,200 Already started very. Shitty they've invaded Georgia 1587 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,440 beforehand. There's 2018, 2008, sorry. 1588 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,760 Yeah, there's, there's, there's been two Chechen wars, but I 1589 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,480 think there was maybe this kind of the Russians are our friends 1590 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,320 now kind of thing, still still in, in Hollywood. 1591 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,520 Yeah. To an extent, To an extent. 1592 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,560 And I wonder if it's kind of let's make him just a guy who's 1593 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:34,280 doing wet works for a certain nastier part of the government 1594 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,960 because, you know, maybe we'll want to sell this film to 1595 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,040 Russian language markets, you know? 1596 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,600 Well, isn't it? I think they should have leaned, 1597 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,280 I think I mean, OK, they probably would have also some a 1598 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,920 massive litigation, but they should have let a little bit 1599 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:48,080 more heavily into him being basically rumour Abramovich, 1600 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,800 right like that. 'D be fucking amazing, actually. 1601 01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:52,800 He just happens to own Chelsea as well. 1602 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,680 It's like, you know what the film so much this movie in 1603 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,760 England, then they could have easily, they could have easily 1604 01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:00,360 got away with that. Actually it's like, are you on 1605 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:03,680 generic English football club? Richmond AFC. 1606 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,400 From Ted. Letter you, you, you come even 1607 01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,400 sit in executive box with me. We watch game of your 1608 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:13,000 Anglosphere football. What would not have done to the 1609 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:18,920 You're having an affair. It's a plot no it would have of 1610 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:23,600 the psychotic wife getting on a plane to Moscow scene. 1611 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,560 She's taking a domestic flight to Dearborn, MI instead. 1612 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,160 That is a good like. Unannounced, gets on a Greyhound 1613 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:34,320 bus to the next town. You know what I love the energy 1614 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:37,360 that she thinks is having an affair, but she but she decides 1615 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,920 to like do a red eye Greyhound bus to it, surrounded by like 1616 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,800 screaming kids and people who've got warrants and stuff like 1617 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,720 that. It's like that the astronaut who 1618 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,880 like put on an A nappy and like drove across the country. 1619 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:51,960 It's like confront her husband and these new misses. 1620 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,800 Yes, incredible, incredible scenes. 1621 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,600 So yeah, you could have you could have like had that kind of 1622 01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,160 thing, couldn't you? In summary, hard agree, Mike. 1623 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,440 The could have could have made them more government connected, 1624 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:05,360 yet they did not. And I think it's because, well, 1625 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:08,040 you know, we're going to make it like the, you know, maybe some 1626 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,840 people aren't as villainous a nation as they used to be, 1627 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,760 cough, cough. Cough cough. 1628 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,720 France. France. 1629 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:19,080 Wow, caught a budget and all. The ending, when the camera cuts 1630 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,600 away at the end of the film, was just Emmanuel Macron taking his 1631 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,960 fingers to the desk, going. Just. 1632 01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:30,960 Bland. Like Nicholas Sarkozy and his 1633 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,360 wife Carla Bruni? Yeah. 1634 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,480 Fucking Sarkozy. It was like legitimately like 1635 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:38,320 Chevron maxing in real life, right? 1636 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:41,120 I mean, Sarkozy has become a fucking Bond villain. 1637 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,840 You know what he did like 10 days of prison or something that 1638 01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:47,800 just walked out. It's like what even is with all 1639 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,600 due respect to a French list, that's what even is France. 1640 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:54,920 There's there's there is an insane document in your Netflix. 1641 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,880 I forget it's name but it's but it's like regarding the 1642 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,800 apprehension of 2 French private pilots who like allegedly 1643 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:04,360 smuggled a load of coke into some Latin American country and 1644 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:07,560 the French put on this egg special operation to get them 1645 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:11,320 back. It was lead was arranged by some 1646 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,720 politicians, some MP and it was like kind of the tactical lead 1647 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,480 on it. The John Clark of it was. 1648 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:22,120 Basically fucking Jean Marie Le Pens big minder like he was 1649 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:26,480 incredibly linked to air front Nationale and it's wild. 1650 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,680 You should check it out. It's really fucking good. 1651 01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:32,600 The everyman, isn't he? I mean, I suspect that's I mean, 1652 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,560 although you can't really be at the every man looking like Chris 1653 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,560 Pine. But but you know, I mean, I 1654 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,600 think that's sort of the the idea of it is that it it is, as 1655 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:44,280 I said before, instead of this kind of double O 7 character or 1656 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:48,320 the kind of Jason Bourne, it is the guy that's kind of found in 1657 01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:52,520 the middle of something that he can't quite cope with and 1658 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:56,440 friends that, you know, he can. So it's it's more along those 1659 01:20:56,440 --> 01:21:01,760 lines than the kind of absolute trained killer, although he is 1660 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:05,840 also a trained killer. So we've got some hot takes and 1661 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:09,480 some mild takes, some cold takes on the casting of this film. 1662 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:12,920 It's got big name actors at the top of the bill, doesn't it? 1663 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:16,160 So we've got got Chris Payne who has been in a lot. 1664 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,800 Kevin Costner has been in a lot, Keira Knightley, who's been a 1665 01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,040 lot. And we've covered Chris Payne 1666 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,440 and Kevin Costner in previous episodes. 1667 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:25,960 So probably more fat looking at Keira Knightley in her work. 1668 01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:27,560 Right. I mean Keira Knightley. 1669 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,960 You're a knightly. You mean Elizabeth Swan? 1670 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:37,680 Much of course like a Shelvin try wearing your courses and 1671 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,720 then just like fucking shoots them with multiple flintlock 1672 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:48,560 pistols that you pulls out of you see that's an old turn 1673 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,840 abandoned. She appears from the bushes and 1674 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,760 merks them with a blonde eppos one of. 1675 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,600 My favourite one of my favourite bit of of movie commentary is 1676 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,440 Keira Knightley talking to Orlando Bloom about the the 1677 01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:02,240 first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and she's talking about 1678 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,960 how she'll have a stunt double run up a flight of stairs for 1679 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,720 her in costume because Gore Vibinsky didn't want her falling 1680 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:09,920 over while running up a flight of stairs wearing a dress. 1681 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,480 That's. Almost with Orlando Bloom. 1682 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:16,160 Wasn't that with a guy who plays Commodore Norrington, who's like 1683 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,840 just sits there and looks at her like. 1684 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,160 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, people. 1685 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,000 For running up the stairs. Oh, yeah, that's right. 1686 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:23,440 Yeah. Sorry. 1687 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,720 It's Yeah, it's yeah, that's right. 1688 01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:26,120 It's Jack Davenport. You're absolutely right. 1689 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,920 Yeah. That's that's almost as good as 1690 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:32,320 Steven Seagal using a stunt double for walking scenes. 1691 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:35,800 And you can just hear the powdered wig in his disgust, so 1692 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,240 it's just like. You what? 1693 01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:41,200 So good. Angry powdered wig noises. 1694 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,520 And then he tells me how he took. 1695 01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:46,800 Days to to. Try and learn how to fling 1696 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,880 around his sword just in the background, but he's just out of 1697 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,440 shot and not in focus so nobody really sees it and he's 1698 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,520 disappointed that nobody pays attention to it. 1699 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,440 I. Said fucking Mike Wazowski. 1700 01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:00,320 Paid, covered by the barcode or whatever it is, and Monsters 1701 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,720 Inc. This was so hard to do. 1702 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:05,080 Nobody asked you to do this. Brilliant. 1703 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,040 So good. Keira Knightley. 1704 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:12,600 Obviously she's she's done some previous thriller Maxing. 1705 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:17,040 She was in the film London Blvd in 2010, a crime thriller with 1706 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:21,880 Colin Farrell, Michael Fillus and Ben Chaplin, known from the 1707 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:26,640 first season of Game On before he dipped on Game On and went 1708 01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:31,880 for a serious ass film career. We have hit some obscure British 1709 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:33,800 TV series. Yeah, Sonya's not going to know 1710 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,640 what Game On is it's awesome theme tune. 1711 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:40,000 We're at family heaven. Jesus Christ, Yeah. 1712 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,240 OK. OK, yeah, fucking. 1713 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:45,640 Wheels on the bus, right? Keira Dudley. 1714 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,600 Yeah, she was on a Tony Scott movie. 1715 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,240 Yeah. Domino. 1716 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:51,160 Domino we're. Going to do that eventually I 1717 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,240 think where she puts an assassin. 1718 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,040 I think we need to because, because you know what? 1719 01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:57,800 I haven't seen the film. It looks really fucking cool. 1720 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,240 I was. The ones that are going to Keira 1721 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:03,200 Knightly with guns, so I guess. I visceral memory of being at 1722 01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:08,440 when I was at uni and Preston 2004 to 2006 seven. 1723 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:11,560 There was like a giant big billboard immediately outside my 1724 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:16,320 window in my in my third year. And then I just remember like a 1725 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,200 good like one month long stretch of just being a giant pitcher of 1726 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:22,240 Keira Knightley. So everybody like there's Keira 1727 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:25,200 Knightley, good morning, Keira Knightley and there's and 1728 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:27,680 there's. That's incredibly city living 1729 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,160 pill that. I actually love it. 1730 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,520 Yeah. Like that's like this. 1731 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:34,040 This was a season of your life that was a neo noir kind of 1732 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:36,440 film. What every morning you wake up 1733 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,760 your blinds? That's. 1734 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,800 Like you're like Kieran Heightley's looking at me again. 1735 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:41,440 Oh. My God. 1736 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,040 Yeah, it's like that bit. From from the new Blade Runner. 1737 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,920 That's exactly it. That's not good, Joe. 1738 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,960 You look lonely. I can fix that. 1739 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,400 God no, she couldn't fix that. She could make me worse. 1740 01:24:57,880 --> 01:25:00,560 Yeah. Yeah, she, she has been in quite 1741 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,440 a few pretty fucking great films. 1742 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:05,240 But then again, she is like one of the big actors in this movie. 1743 01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,800 So I wouldn't look at like, like I said, one of the ones like 1744 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,520 below the lines kind of thing, you know? 1745 01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:15,320 Can we talk about Com Fiore? Yes, he plays Jack Ryan's boss 1746 01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:19,000 in this at Wall Street, at the Bank, Yes, but we saw him very 1747 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:22,120 recently in the Summer of All Fears, as the South African arms 1748 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:24,800 dealer who gets his throat slipped by John Clark. 1749 01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:27,880 Yes, get in. That's all I want to say. 1750 01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:33,000 Fucking amazing. We have guys rule the top line. 1751 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:36,920 Like I said, we've got Constantine, one of the one of 1752 01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:41,600 the local CIA team in Moscow as a guy called Len Kuldrovsky, 1753 01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:47,000 actually born in the USSR. This guy's done some major, 1754 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,680 major thriller Maxing. He's done lots and lots of 1755 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,560 German cinema. Intriguingly, I'm going to pull 1756 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,880 some of these up and just like, run names of films by Sonia. 1757 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,880 Actually, let's watch Sonia's reaction. 1758 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:02,680 Yeah, let's just fucking really quickly pull this guy's pedigree 1759 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:06,400 or land stuff he has done in German. 1760 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:13,080 Katherine Wundt Vladimir was his first role in ATV movie in 1996. 1761 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:18,000 No reaction. Yeah, no Russian fua Allah fella 1762 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:21,080 Stephanie TV series. No reaction. 1763 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:26,040 No reaction Operation Phoenix. A slight furrowing of the brow. 1764 01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:31,280 Slight furrowing of the Brow ATV series from 1997. 1765 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:35,880 I have no explanation of this at all. 1766 01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:40,200 Hold on. When it first aired in 1997, it 1767 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:44,160 was discontinued or discontinued after only one episode. 1768 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:48,000 Sonia was a baby. Yeah, Sonia was literally just 1769 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,040 born. The remaining 10 did you to poor 1770 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,240 feedback and like, if you asked, the remaining 10 episodes were 1771 01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:59,440 finally aired in 1999. Wow. 3 Of course he was in 1772 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,600 Babylon Berlin, by the way. Oh. 1773 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:03,520 I was Babylon Berlin. Yeah, Babylon Berlin mentioned, 1774 01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:05,760 right, Look. Look this guy up. 1775 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:10,200 Yeah, dear Koos, this guy Grass hoop fuzz? 1776 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,680 Is that the kiss of the grasshoppers? 1777 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,680 Sadly. The what Come again? 1778 01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:18,520 Dear Koos des Grass Hoop Fuzz. You know he was in. 1779 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:20,800 I'm just looking up. You know he was in Tom Clancy's 1780 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:24,360 Jack Ryan TV series, right? Yep it was indeed. 1781 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,520 I was coming like saw Han Lichkin that was in the series 1782 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:31,000 that had the Russians in it as as villains I believe. 1783 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,480 This. Oh, I've not, I've not got off 1784 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,520 to that one yet. Right. 1785 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,800 It is not the best. Yeah, it isn't the best. 1786 01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:40,480 He was like, I mean, this, this guy is like, Russian boxed in a 1787 01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:42,640 lot of his characters for obvious reasons. 1788 01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:47,280 I love these TV movies that have English and German in the title. 1789 01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:51,400 Starfighter Z Volten, Dan Himel. Aeroburn. 1790 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,480 Blinking. Blinking from the sun. 1791 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:56,200 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just getting German 1792 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,120 pulled PTSD from Starfighters being mentioned. 1793 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:02,160 We bought these and we decided to use them for close air 1794 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:04,720 support instead of as an interceptor and then wondered 1795 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:07,600 why everyone kept running their into the ground at Mach 3. 1796 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:12,040 And so there there's an ongoing joke in in Germany that used to 1797 01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:14,640 go, if you want to buy a Starfighter, just buy an acre of 1798 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:18,160 land. Incredible. 1799 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:21,200 Well Sonia, do I have a series summary for you? 1800 01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:26,400 Young pilots of the German Air Force only want to fly the new 1801 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:30,760 Starfighter, but after a short time, more and more pilots crash 1802 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,400 and die, and the German government and the Air Force 1803 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:37,280 cover up these incidents. And for synopsis it reads. 1804 01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:40,160 It looks like we don't have any synopsis for this title yet. 1805 01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:45,920 Amazing. Gemma Chan playing Amy Chang, 1806 01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:50,320 the other CIA officer involved in like the little surveillance 1807 01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:54,040 van thing who gets very, very few lanes. 1808 01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:56,400 Yeah, I remember. Which is a shame. 1809 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:57,800 I'm a. Creator. 1810 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,840 Yeah, she's a big run, humans. Big run. 1811 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,680 That's that's right. She's going to be in the new 1812 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,200 Double O 7 First light game by IO Interactive. 1813 01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:07,720 The hit, the hit the hit the hit. 1814 01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:09,600 My developers making their Bond movie game. 1815 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,600 Sure, that'll be awesome. Looking forward to that. 1816 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,640 Yeah, she was in Don't Worry Darling. 1817 01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,840 Yeah. And the Eternals. 1818 01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:19,560 Doctor Who as well, because yeah, she was the Eternals. 1819 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:23,000 Sigh. She was in Doctor Who. 1820 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:27,560 Like I think every every British actor has to have go at that in 1821 01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:33,360 in one point. Elena Velikonova the the 1822 01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:37,960 assistant of Chevron, another Russian born a USSR born actor 1823 01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:40,920 in this film mainly worked in Russian TV and cinema. 1824 01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:45,280 Most recent role was in a PSP, the Russian remake of the TV 1825 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:47,560 show Medium. Wow. 1826 01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:51,720 Which is a thing that exists. She was in that she was in that 1827 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:56,280 sort of one season run in 2024, Jack Ryan shadow recruits one of 1828 01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,840 the few Anglosphia films she's worked on. 1829 01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:05,320 According to Wikipedia. In 2022, she was like, I'm 1830 01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:08,680 fucking off from Russia and literally fled to Ukraine and 1831 01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:12,000 moved to Kiev. So this was like a Russian 1832 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:15,600 actually made it to Kiev, OK. Move. 1833 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:20,760 So, yeah, like she was like, so she obviously took took the kind 1834 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,200 of the right side of history move there. 1835 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:27,880 I think we can, we can all agree, maybe even the FSB 1836 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,960 officer who probably has to listen to this because we do 1837 01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:34,640 have one listen. From Russia before he's turned 1838 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:37,480 on his VPN. Fucking hell he has. 1839 01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:40,600 Like, no, no, I am. I am Johnny Americansky. 1840 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:45,120 Fuck the Dodgers. Yeah. 1841 01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:50,160 Can you? See by Vladimir Putin's red 1842 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:54,680 light. So yeah, she she she's done a 1843 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:58,280 bunch of Russian stuff, a lot of comedies, a lot of serious 1844 01:30:58,280 --> 01:30:59,640 stuff. She was in a film called the 1845 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:03,000 best movie in 2008. And here is a summary. 1846 01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:08,440 Vatic Volnov dies on his own wedding of cannabis overdose and 1847 01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:11,400 has to prove to God that he is worthy to enter heaven. 1848 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:15,160 During this conversation with God's secretary, Vatic recalls 1849 01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:18,040 numerous memorable moments of his earthly existence. 1850 01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:23,240 It's like I'm the first man to die of wheat overdose. 1851 01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:28,240 I would I would stand up to hell just for being so weak with his 1852 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:30,440 drugs. The sleeper agent assassin 1853 01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:34,920 played by Alec Witkoff. Yes, another Slavic actor 1854 01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:36,440 playing a Slavic character. Holy shit. 1855 01:31:36,440 --> 01:31:39,320 This film is Slav maxing with its costume, which is pretty 1856 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:42,440 impressive because it's like a lot of these films, you'll see a 1857 01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:44,680 bunch of guys like kind of Branner. 1858 01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:52,400 He'll just don't don't have the. Brass neck of that man, Yeah, to 1859 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:56,400 fill his movie with actual Eastern Europeans and Slavs and 1860 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,080 then him to go. But I will play the big Russian 1861 01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:01,800 bad guy. I classically trained Kenneth 1862 01:32:01,800 --> 01:32:06,040 Branagh from from a Royal Shakespeare Company both to this 1863 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:11,720 Russian crime boss. Yeah, so Alec Ludkov, born in 1864 01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:16,080 Kiev, moved to the UK at an early age, obviously born the 1865 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:18,800 Ukrainian SSR at the time that came that Dan got his 1866 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,560 independence. After he moved here, I think he 1867 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,520 was in slow horses. He isn't slow horses. 1868 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:29,640 And he was in Mission Impossible Rogue Nation as an A400 crewman. 1869 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:37,840 His his first his first role in Anything was playing Chief 1870 01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:40,440 Hacker in an episode of Spooks in 2010. 1871 01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:44,800 There we go, Spooks mentioned. A show that is now shown on the 1872 01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:47,280 IMDb is being called MI 5. I don't. 1873 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,160 Know what it's about and this is syndicated. 1874 01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:54,680 Probably syndicated in the States I imagine, but he's best 1875 01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:59,400 known as Doctor Alexi or Alexi in Stranger Things. 1876 01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:02,080 Assure that I've got no knowledge of at all. 1877 01:33:02,080 --> 01:33:04,600 It's a total cultural blind spot. 1878 01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:05,600 For. Me. 1879 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:10,480 He's also in the show called River or was in a short river 1880 01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:14,080 with a friend of the podcast, Stalin Skarsgard, the man who 1881 01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:18,480 burned his future for Sunrise. You'll never see the man who was 1882 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,760 an arrogant ass and he killed us. 1883 01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:27,880 So that's that's like a guy who's gone from say gone. 1884 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,520 He's gone from being a kind of major character in Jack Ryan 1885 01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:34,080 shadow recruit to being a fucking random pilot at the 1886 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:37,560 start of Rogue Nation in the big A400 stunt. 1887 01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:37,920 Right? Yeah. 1888 01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:39,800 Yeah, yeah. Oh that's cool. 1889 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:44,040 Nonsu and Nosy played BB Deng. Yes. 1890 01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:46,600 He's done a lot of voice acting work. 1891 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:51,600 Mandalorian, Doctor Who, he's done video game work for games 1892 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,000 such as Brink, the game I'm aware of, Golden Compass, the 1893 01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:58,720 game I'm aware of, the flopped conflict denied OPS a game I'm 1894 01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:01,000 not aware of. But boy boy oh boy. 1895 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:05,560 If it's got one word and a colon and then 2 words after it, all 1896 01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,200 bets are off. Man, that's a fucking go. 1897 01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,800 He opened his career with Thriller Maxing as well. 1898 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:14,720 He was in Prime Suspect. He was in the 2011 Conan. 1899 01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:19,480 That I still think's good. He played Idi Amin in Seven Days 1900 01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:22,120 and Tabby. I think he's well cast in that. 1901 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,680 I'm going to throw this to the Shakespearean boys in the team. 1902 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:28,280 Do you think he was well cast as Oberon in The Midsummer Night's 1903 01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:30,200 Dream? Yeah, probably. 1904 01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:32,760 I'll say he's got that kind of gravitas about. 1905 01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:33,960 Him. Yeah, I think so, yeah. 1906 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:38,440 He played Samson in the biblical miniseries The Bible. 1907 01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:42,160 I'm not getting shit fights about the casting of a series, 1908 01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:44,920 but the Bible stories. But I can see him pulling those 1909 01:34:44,920 --> 01:34:49,480 pillows down, man, you know, and on a total domestic living 1910 01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:51,680 situation. My wife has been trying to cut 1911 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,280 my hair all weekend. Do not to SAP my energy to. 1912 01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:56,880 SAP. My energy and last bit of 1913 01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:59,960 casting, we've got Pieta Anderson, Smita Shaktar playing 1914 01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:04,480 Dimitri Evans, head of security. This guy's Swede Max, he's 1915 01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:06,840 Nordic Pills. He was in fucking Wallander for 1916 01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:08,640 a start. Plus you can't get. 1917 01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:11,080 Yeah, yeah. You can't get more Nordic. 1918 01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:13,160 More than that. He was in all three of the 1919 01:35:13,160 --> 01:35:16,320 original. Another European, I was going to 1920 01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:19,160 say another European accent kind of runner feels confident that 1921 01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:22,400 he's that he can do. Yes, holy shit, the brass neck 1922 01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:24,600 of kind of bra man. I bet he. 1923 01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:27,280 Fucking, I bet he fucking goes to McDonald's drive through and 1924 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:30,160 like all those things and like a fucking Venezuelan accent or 1925 01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:33,160 something like that. And then and then he pulls up 1926 01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:37,360 the window and just like the audacity, the audacity of this 1927 01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:38,920 man. Kenny B What the hell? 1928 01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:43,200 Kenny B? But yeah, Anderson was in all 1929 01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:47,760 three of the Swedish versions of the girl with the XYZ tattoo 1930 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:51,640 girl, The drum tattoo girl Who? Playing one of the one of it to 1931 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,520 the fire. Antagonists. 1932 01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:57,600 He was in it's spin off TV series Millennium and he's 1933 01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:00,840 recently was in a drama series called Estonia about the sinking 1934 01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:04,960 of the Ms Estonia that I would prefer not to watch because that 1935 01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:06,200 would be harrowing. Yeah. 1936 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:10,040 Fucking harrowing. So yeah, there goes some 1937 01:36:10,040 --> 01:36:13,480 interesting notes, I think about the casting weapons free. 1938 01:36:13,480 --> 01:36:16,120 It isn't like a super, super gun heavy film. 1939 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:19,880 I do like the kind of quite silly gun check table they have 1940 01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:23,200 at the airport, like. They're just lying there. 1941 01:36:23,200 --> 01:36:26,480 They're just lying. On a fucking folding table 1942 01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:30,720 magazines out next to them on under the gaze of some probably 1943 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:37,080 underpaid civil servants you know and like DB Deng retrieves 1944 01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,800 as as ACZ 100 from it. There's some other stuff on 1945 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,080 there. There's there's some kind of 1946 01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:43,880 parata. There's there's an IMI sorry, 1947 01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:50,440 iwi Jericho. And what like about this is when 1948 01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:56,080 he gets to the hotel, he puts a suppressor on it at some point. 1949 01:36:56,760 --> 01:37:00,680 So Jack Ryan doesn't really leave a sight. 1950 01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:03,960 So he doesn't leave Jack Ryan's sight really on Jackie Boy walks 1951 01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:11,320 ahead of him in the hotel. So we can assume that when he's 1952 01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:14,640 turned his pistol in to the, to the border guards or whatever, 1953 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:17,720 right, he's kept the suppressor on his pocket. 1954 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:20,480 So he's like going through like fucking security cheques with 1955 01:37:20,480 --> 01:37:23,160 just this fucking can just in his trousers. 1956 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:25,960 And they're like, what's that? And he's like, oh, it's just a, 1957 01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:30,240 it's just a Ugandan oil philtre. Don't worry about it. 1958 01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:33,960 He has, he has fucking 20 rubles for the value of about 7 cents 1959 01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:35,920 or something. It's got whatever, we don't 1960 01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:38,680 care. Fucking love that sidearm is a 1961 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:42,200 hack run cock USP. Now we've established in Canon 1962 01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:46,440 of the show that the G36 is the rifle of cunts, right? 1963 01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:50,120 Very few decent people in these films or throughout films in 1964 01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:55,440 general seem to use the G36. However, we don't have the data 1965 01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:59,360 yet to show if hack run cock make sidearms exclusively for 1966 01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:01,800 cunts in movies as well. Sonia, what's your service 1967 01:38:01,800 --> 01:38:03,520 pistol? I have to check who actually 1968 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:06,320 produces that piece of fuck. Come. 1969 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:11,040 The main issue with the with the P8 is that it's too big for most 1970 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:11,720 people. I have. 1971 01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:13,400 A very big, they're very big aircraft, yeah. 1972 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:17,040 Yeah, yeah, exactly. I have. 1973 01:38:17,080 --> 01:38:19,880 I have, I have hands the size of frying pans. 1974 01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:23,920 But most people don't. And it's got a rather large 1975 01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:27,920 trigger weight if you compare it to to every other service pistol 1976 01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,840 available to anyone else, especially if you compare it to 1977 01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:35,040 German police weapons. And always fun, because this 1978 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:38,720 leads to mostly women not being able to use the damn thing, 1979 01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:40,640 probably because their hands are just too small. 1980 01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:43,040 But yeah, it's. It's accessibility issue. 1981 01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:46,200 HK yeah. There we go. 1982 01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:49,120 So Sonia's. Sonia's certified Not a cunt so 1983 01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:51,680 however. You say not now, just give me 5 1984 01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:54,440 minutes. I'm shifting it a cunt. 1985 01:38:56,280 --> 01:38:59,040 I am a terrible pistol marksman as well, so that's not. 1986 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,480 I mean, you know, if you're using a pistol, the situation's 1987 01:39:02,480 --> 01:39:04,720 gone too far, right? I mean, you use your pistol to 1988 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,320 fight where the enemy's rifle or whatever they say, you know so. 1989 01:39:07,960 --> 01:39:11,200 I'm a Navy man, I use the pistol to blow my brains on so I don't 1990 01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:13,880 capture. It just like lies down on the 1991 01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:17,040 fucking like naval head sight himself. 1992 01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:23,400 Oh, Hans Lansdorf mentioned. I have the behind me. 1993 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,680 Jesus. Fucking Christ. 1994 01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:31,280 What was that? Was that just do we just do a 1995 01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:32,560 reference to the pocket battleship? 1996 01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:34,320 Grass Bay? Oh my God. 1997 01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:36,440 Whoa. Back too soon. 1998 01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:37,920 I. Mean we've talked about like 1999 01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:39,520 911. So I think we talk of the grass 2000 01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:40,960 at this point. I don't think it's too. 2001 01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:42,520 Soon might be for real though. In which? 2002 01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:45,080 In which situation? In the Navy? 2003 01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:47,360 Yourself. Do you see yourself needing a 2004 01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:49,720 handgun if you're not part of a boarding Team I? 2005 01:39:49,720 --> 01:39:53,000 Was going to say unless I'm in a boarding team I don't know 2006 01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:59,720 representative sport. Possibly actually a fun time. 2007 01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:04,560 Last fun fact, last time I had a handgun mentioned, one ship was 2008 01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:08,600 during trying to do annual handgun qualifications at sea 2009 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:12,160 and it took about 1 shooter for the first which came to fall 2010 01:40:12,160 --> 01:40:14,880 into the Baltic Sea. Beautiful. 2011 01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,920 Stuff and I was sat in the OPS room at the time and we're just 2012 01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:22,040 watching the the firing drills through the flight deck camera 2013 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,120 and we're just something like, did he just. 2014 01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:27,000 He did. There's nothing better. 2015 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:30,400 There's nothing better than than watching someone fuck up at work 2016 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:33,080 but through a camera feed where you have nothing to do with the 2017 01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:36,240 evolution. Yeah, I love that on the bridge 2018 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:38,960 of a worship boards watch watch the aft deck camera. 2019 01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:43,200 Surely the William Lambie David slew in board one of our sea 2020 01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:45,920 foxes the training round and just watch the fall out of the 2021 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:49,040 fall out of it's like launcher onto the deck. 2022 01:40:49,040 --> 01:40:50,880 It's like, So what the fuck that? 2023 01:40:51,040 --> 01:40:54,160 But it wasn't me. It's like watching a very mild 2024 01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:57,200 version of LiveLeak where it's just people having embarrassing 2025 01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:58,880 accidents. It's not people like being 2026 01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:02,240 gunned down in like the streets of Mexico City, that kind of 2027 01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:02,760 thing. Yeah. 2028 01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:06,440 And just just last bit like a pistol maxing and like 2029 01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:08,440 storytelling. I think it's actually because I 2030 01:41:08,440 --> 01:41:10,480 always say that like with like the armouring of these films 2031 01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:14,440 that often like a kind of odd stuff for the story, that's it's 2032 01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:16,960 mainly aimed at people like me who were like undiagnosed. 2033 01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:21,560 But something's not right and. By the way, I'm using T-shirt 2034 01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:25,640 for me, for you Mike, probably as well the screen crop, it just 2035 01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:32,160 says diagnosed for me. Luckily, looking at our YouTube 2036 01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:34,640 figures, nobody watches this, so it's all right. 2037 01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:37,840 We'll put so much fucking visual humour in what goddammit as well 2038 01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:39,120 that's. Probably a bad thing for a 2039 01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:40,840 podcast dude. We'll check it out. 2040 01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:43,320 Can you? Audibly wear a costume. 2041 01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:46,160 We need audio kind of descriptions, right? 2042 01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:48,400 But it's got to be Brian Blessed doing it. 2043 01:41:48,960 --> 01:41:54,040 We Oh my God, we should, we should do like Shakespeare scene 2044 01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:58,840 or stage directions like Enter Rory wearing a green shirt. 2045 01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:02,080 I have a delivery coming. Excellent. 2046 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:05,640 What you egg so? It's an Internet connection. 2047 01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,480 So don't. Don't fucking jinx it. 2048 01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:12,280 Let's move this thing along before it happens. 2049 01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:14,560 See, I've asked, but like I said, a little bit like a little 2050 01:42:14,560 --> 01:42:18,480 bit of a bit of kind of storytelling is the only like 2051 01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,880 really representation of Soviet weapons apart from like an AKS 2052 01:42:21,880 --> 01:42:26,360 74 you you briefly see at the airport is Trivium gets iced 2053 01:42:26,360 --> 01:42:30,400 with a suppressed Makarov. And that's like the the old 2054 01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:33,560 school Soviets getting rid of the guy who's done the wet work, 2055 01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:37,560 Baryshnikov. This fucking turns up an Icism. 2056 01:42:38,480 --> 01:42:42,520 I have a fun fact about Russians doming people with Russian guns, 2057 01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:49,440 by the way. The KGB used to be just internal 2058 01:42:49,440 --> 01:42:53,360 things and their main job used to be just doming people in 2059 01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:57,160 prisons, and they tended to use Russian guns for that. 2060 01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:59,320 But Russian guns in that time were shit so they actually 2061 01:42:59,320 --> 01:43:01,640 bought German guns. Holy. 2062 01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:04,720 Fuck, so they were actually using PPKS to Dome people in 2063 01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:06,560 prisons? Bloody hell. 2064 01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:10,720 Technically, shooting someone with a Makarov isn't very 2065 01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:14,560 Russian Secret Service. Yeah, but it's like Soviet Union 2066 01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:15,920 coded. But you're totally right there, 2067 01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:17,360 Miss. You're you're. 2068 01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:22,760 We are shooting so many people so fast the guns jam doesn't 2069 01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:24,080 leave. Does someone have a gun that 2070 01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:29,800 doesn't jam? German efficiency The NKVD 2071 01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:33,360 officers who killed the Romanov family used Browning pistols. 2072 01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:35,200 Oh man, yeah. There you go. 2073 01:43:35,640 --> 01:43:38,120 America mentioned, American industrial complex mentioned 2074 01:43:38,320 --> 01:43:41,880 Yeah, Baryshnikov is in the film that was filmed near where you 2075 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:43,880 work. It was a film called White 2076 01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:47,360 Knights and it was filmed in Campbeltown at the air base 2077 01:43:47,360 --> 01:43:49,200 there of. Course, Yeah, well, it's an 2078 01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:50,800 airport now, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. 2079 01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:54,160 So that that that was a friend and former guest to the podcast, 2080 01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:55,920 Jen Messers. One like, holy shit, there was 2081 01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:58,440 this film. It's a kind of your ally kind of 2082 01:43:58,440 --> 01:43:59,600 thing. It's like thrill movie that was 2083 01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:03,280 filmed like where I'm where where my moms from, you know, 2084 01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:04,640 so. That's wild, though. 2085 01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:06,240 I keep getting that. Moms from Campbellton. 2086 01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:07,880 I'm there always. I'm driving there immediately 2087 01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:08,560 after this call. Yeah. 2088 01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:12,920 Yeah, yeah, just go go fucking say hi, your Jones extended 2089 01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:15,520 family when you're there and like, hey, she's not a podcast, 2090 01:44:15,520 --> 01:44:16,640 why don't you start listening? To it. 2091 01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:19,360 I did have a funny, funny Americans moment in Campbelltown 2092 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,360 last week when I was in a fish and chip shop and there's two 2093 01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:24,280 American tourists there talking to the guy and the guy owns the 2094 01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:25,640 fit shop. It's like they're like a 2095 01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,960 Bangladeshi family. And they were talking for a few 2096 01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:29,840 minutes. The wife had to step out and get 2097 01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:31,720 some cash and come back and she was talking to me. 2098 01:44:31,720 --> 01:44:34,720 When she came back, she was like, he was like, I've just 2099 01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:37,680 been talking to the guy and she was like, oh cool, where is he 2100 01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:40,320 from? And then he went, I don't know. 2101 01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:42,320 And it was like, mate, you were talking to her about Bangladesh 2102 01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:44,040 for like 5 minutes. I stood right here, listen to 2103 01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:47,360 the whole thing. You've already like brain dumped 2104 01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:48,560 it. What the fuck? 2105 01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:52,080 And then it's like so rude. And then Oh my God. 2106 01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:53,840 And then the woman, because she's never been on a chip trip 2107 01:44:53,840 --> 01:44:55,240 before and doesn't know how it works. 2108 01:44:55,280 --> 01:44:57,520 Obviously just go in there, you ask for what you haven't and 2109 01:44:57,520 --> 01:44:58,720 then you pay for it when it's already. 2110 01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:00,960 But because she wasn't given a ticket and there wasn't a 2111 01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:03,480 fucking McDonald's screen that said like collect your order or 2112 01:45:03,480 --> 01:45:04,920 anything. She's she went back up to the 2113 01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:07,120 counter was like, do I have to order again? 2114 01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:09,640 I was like, it's good. Tuesday evening, kind of calm 2115 01:45:09,640 --> 01:45:12,680 down. Oh my God. 2116 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:15,280 Like, yeah, amazing cultural differences. 2117 01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:19,840 So yeah, weapons. Quotes Who's got any good bars 2118 01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:22,240 from this film? I was just going to ask Mike, 2119 01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:26,520 since we've talked about Ryan's CIA bosses position on in the 2120 01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:30,120 organisation before that guy gets on a sniper rifle, do you 2121 01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:33,920 know any commanders you trust around a sniper rifle? 2122 01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:36,240 Because I can't think of a single one. 2123 01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:38,520 Yeah, I was going to think about like a yeah, U.S. 2124 01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:42,480 Navy, like 3 ring commander come, but with a sniper rifle. 2125 01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:45,000 Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's seriously 2126 01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:48,240 dangerous. Yeah, that's like battleship 2127 01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:52,080 levels of plot nonsense. She's paid Officer Rihanna 2128 01:45:52,200 --> 01:45:54,360 running the Yeah butter the minigun. 2129 01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:58,760 At least we don't ever seen when he assembles it from its fucking 2130 01:45:58,760 --> 01:46:02,920 component parts, puts a scope on it, doesn't even bore sight or 2131 01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:06,960 anything, and is immediately perfect and got to go. 2132 01:46:07,440 --> 01:46:09,360 So you have quotes from the film bars? 2133 01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:12,280 I think the quote about being it's it's a QP dog. 2134 01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:15,640 Quasi personal. I took it from someone's yard. 2135 01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:18,520 I'm paraphrasing but that was good. 2136 01:46:18,520 --> 01:46:21,640 That was a bar. Yeah, I don't think, I think 2137 01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:23,160 it's like epically written enough for it. 2138 01:46:23,160 --> 01:46:24,960 I have like loads and loads of bars, but like there's lots of 2139 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:29,000 stuff that's weird, like the I'm in the CIA, thank God. 2140 01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:33,080 And like the reaction to that, Different time, different 2141 01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:35,800 empire, same graveyard. That's pretty cool I guess. 2142 01:46:35,920 --> 01:46:37,960 I mean, The thing is when when most people look at the room, 2143 01:46:38,080 --> 01:46:41,000 did you know that I know the Afghanistan's graveyard 2144 01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:43,880 vampires, man. It's a bit like guy down the pub 2145 01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:46,920 who's like listen to runs like the one guy in the gym who gives 2146 01:46:46,920 --> 01:46:49,760 you shit and he can't lift man, and you got to punish him. 2147 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:52,560 That kind of shit kind of. Brana does actually sound kind 2148 01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:54,120 of cool and wise. There's another one. 2149 01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:55,600 Yeah. So kind of Brana sells a lot of 2150 01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:57,720 this dialogue for all the sass we've given him today. 2151 01:46:57,800 --> 01:46:59,800 Yeah, he does do pretty well with what he's got. 2152 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:02,240 Kathy Miller, if if we're going to be married, I like to know 2153 01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,040 that I can trust him. Victor Shevrin. 2154 01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:08,320 Trust truth, I think is like. I think it's like most opinions. 2155 01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:10,440 Best unexpressed. Yeah. 2156 01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:11,960 Sorry. That's good. 2157 01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:13,760 Oh, Jack Ryan. Jesus, you weren't kidding. 2158 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:16,440 You are in the CIA, Harper. Somebody has to be. 2159 01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:19,200 Someone has to be. Someone has to be. 2160 01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:23,960 It's a living. It's a fucking living, right? 2161 01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:27,240 Victor Cheravin. I liked where our. 2162 01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:30,440 You flew all the way to Moscow to surprise him or to catch him, 2163 01:47:30,440 --> 01:47:31,640 which was. I like that. 2164 01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:35,560 I like that regret. It piles up around us like books 2165 01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:37,360 we never read. Oh, that's good. 2166 01:47:37,360 --> 01:47:39,360 Actually I like. That that is actually a fucking 2167 01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:40,560 bar. Very poetic and. 2168 01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:43,200 And it kind of like kind of pushes him. 2169 01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:45,240 It's like this very intellectual kind of guy. 2170 01:47:45,240 --> 01:47:47,760 He was always like aware that time was fucking short from. 2171 01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:51,800 So that is a decent little line. Oh, this is a good one actually, 2172 01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:54,240 from Com Fiore. Who's his boss, Rob Behringer. 2173 01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:56,960 Viktor Scheffern is completely unpredictable and it's, and it's 2174 01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:58,520 Russia. Insider trading is legal over 2175 01:47:58,520 --> 01:47:59,520 there. It's the Wild West. 2176 01:47:59,840 --> 01:48:03,000 They're still ideologues, but the new ideology is money. 2177 01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:05,400 They're not a country, they're a corporation, which is why we're 2178 01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:08,080 here in the 1st place. I don't, I know I don't, don't 2179 01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:09,760 rock the boat, Behringer. It's not a boat. 2180 01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:12,400 It's a goddamn luxury yacht. And we're all together, so don't 2181 01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:15,240 fucking sink us. It's Roman Abramovich's luxury 2182 01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:18,000 yacht with the fucking sea Wiz. System on it. 2183 01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:23,520 So yeah, I think that's decent. Sonia, any, any bars from you? 2184 01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:25,040 Any good quotes that you enjoyed? 2185 01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:29,280 No, I, I, we, you've covered it pretty much. 2186 01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:32,720 I think overall this film was fairly unquotable. 2187 01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:35,800 Yeah. There is one more Amy, Amy Chan. 2188 01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:40,360 It's like when when Chevron like leaves the building, she's using 2189 01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:41,920 all the code words. She goes exit. 2190 01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:44,280 Snowball is rolling. Yeah, and. 2191 01:48:44,960 --> 01:48:46,640 That's a what? Doable. 2192 01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:49,200 I like it. And also they have they have 2193 01:48:49,200 --> 01:48:51,800 they have like a bird code name, don't they? 2194 01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:55,640 As well like the units got a bird related code name, which is 2195 01:48:55,640 --> 01:49:01,240 very Condor pill. And also going back to my 2196 01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:04,160 absolute adoration of Mary Pat Foley from the from the Tom 2197 01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:08,560 Clancy, Jack Ryan novels, all of the agents she ran had bird code 2198 01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,720 names like Cardinal of the Problem, etcetera. 2199 01:49:11,480 --> 01:49:14,280 So this is just another post from Rory, the chief of the Mary 2200 01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,440 Pot Foley Fan Club. One thing annoyed me. 2201 01:49:16,440 --> 01:49:18,560 He's cool. Oh, that's yeah, that's cool. 2202 01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:19,600 Sorry. One thing annoyed me, which is 2203 01:49:19,880 --> 01:49:22,640 when Jack Ryan pieces together that it's a diversion, the 2204 01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:23,840 bomb's going to be somewhere else. 2205 01:49:23,840 --> 01:49:26,000 Think he goes, it's a diversion. The painting in Chevron's 2206 01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:27,760 office, it's right out of Napoleon's playbook. 2207 01:49:27,880 --> 01:49:29,920 It's Waterloo. And I'm like, he fucking lost 2208 01:49:29,920 --> 01:49:31,480 Waterloo. He. 2209 01:49:31,480 --> 01:49:34,120 Famously lost Waterloo. That's not like a strategic 2210 01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:38,280 genius that was a second run son of. 2211 01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:42,480 A bitch. It's his dad son's birthday. 2212 01:49:43,960 --> 01:49:46,920 He always destroys the American economy in the bottom half of 2213 01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:51,480 the hour. Biggest missed opportunity this 2214 01:49:51,480 --> 01:49:56,920 film the the Domingo Chavez Missed Opportunity Award. 2215 01:49:57,440 --> 01:49:59,240 Now I've got a few, but you guys go first think. 2216 01:49:59,280 --> 01:50:02,520 The Heists wasn't in an interesting enough building, you 2217 01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:04,040 know what I mean? Like they could have staged that 2218 01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:06,680 in a more interesting location. So the restaurant was just like 2219 01:50:06,920 --> 01:50:08,880 a restaurant. The building he has is just a 2220 01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:11,600 building and he's got like his logo, all of the walls and stuff 2221 01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:14,720 inside it's. A shit logo as well by the way. 2222 01:50:14,720 --> 01:50:17,920 It looks like a fucking secret sigil you see outside in Vampire 2223 01:50:17,920 --> 01:50:20,920 nightclub in Blade. I was thinking, as I often do, 2224 01:50:20,920 --> 01:50:23,240 like in terms of what would be a good hitman level. 2225 01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:26,560 And the good hitman level for this right is like the Kremlin 2226 01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:28,400 itself, right? I know that you obviously can't 2227 01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:30,000 do it in the Kremlin because he's not part of the 2228 01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:32,280 establishment, he's not part of the government or whatever. 2229 01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:35,080 But I was also thinking about what what's one of the most 2230 01:50:35,080 --> 01:50:38,080 maligned hitman levels, which is that one in Colorado where it's 2231 01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:41,240 just like a terrorist training camp in the middle of like rural 2232 01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,560 America? I don't know. 2233 01:50:43,640 --> 01:50:46,480 No, I just didn't feel like the middle of efforts like go to 2234 01:50:46,480 --> 01:50:49,320 Russia and go to Moscow, and I feel like they didn't use it 2235 01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:51,520 well off. I mean, will it be like the 2236 01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:54,040 film, that particular scene that buildings in London of? 2237 01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:56,960 Course it is. Yeah, I mean the film, the car 2238 01:50:56,960 --> 01:50:59,360 chase scenes in Liverpool. Brilliant. 2239 01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:00,360 Yeah. There you go. 2240 01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:02,120 This one talking about like, that's cool. 2241 01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:03,440 That's like moving magic or whatever. 2242 01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:05,160 But like if you're gonna, if you're gonna have the whole 2243 01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:07,760 thing of having Moscow there, like don't just have it be like 2244 01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:10,360 set dressing for like a couple of key scenes, like fold it into 2245 01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:11,840 the plot properly. There's the same thing on 2246 01:51:11,840 --> 01:51:14,720 Firefox where they had like they filmed Mr in Vienna, didn't 2247 01:51:14,720 --> 01:51:15,800 they? Then had like a few shots. 2248 01:51:15,800 --> 01:51:18,760 That were like, I think in in like Czech Republic or Finland 2249 01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:21,480 or something like that. Yeah, I mean, but that was like 2250 01:51:21,480 --> 01:51:23,920 real, real, real fucking hate the Cold War kind of shit. 2251 01:51:23,920 --> 01:51:26,240 They couldn't even get like AK-40 sevens and any like real 2252 01:51:26,240 --> 01:51:29,160 numbers to to like equip the actors used Finnish Valmet 2253 01:51:29,160 --> 01:51:30,000 rifles. Yeah, yeah. 2254 01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:32,560 Yeah, so I don't know, I just I just felt like that was the 2255 01:51:32,560 --> 01:51:35,440 thing I think I think I think our earlier points about folding 2256 01:51:35,440 --> 01:51:38,800 the sleeper cell plot more into the movie because I thought is 2257 01:51:39,320 --> 01:51:40,480 easily the more interesting film. 2258 01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:43,840 If I was going to watch like a multi series TV show, like, I 2259 01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:46,640 don't know, like the Americans, like what, what would I prefer 2260 01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:49,040 to watch it about? Like this financial box or 2261 01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:53,960 sleeper sleeper agents in like industrialised America in in in 2262 01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:55,640 the five of the states. That's really interesting. 2263 01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:57,800 Yeah, and and it's like, that is interesting. 2264 01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:00,640 I've got a thing I'm just going to kind of swing into regarding 2265 01:52:00,840 --> 01:52:04,040 the locations as well, because I think a missed opportunity was 2266 01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:07,520 to have more location shoots in the places that they're meant to 2267 01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:09,720 be. Because I think some points 2268 01:52:09,960 --> 01:52:13,280 really does show that. A lot of it was filmed in 2269 01:52:13,360 --> 01:52:15,840 England. The forest scenes clearly feel 2270 01:52:16,080 --> 01:52:19,000 very English. I did get some interesting 2271 01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:23,520 location notes. I'm going to quickly divert into 2272 01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:27,400 super, super quick. So I said there's a bare minimum 2273 01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:31,880 of US location shots. A lot of the New York stuff is 2274 01:52:31,880 --> 01:52:37,440 London, a lot of the Moscow stuff is London and Liverpool 2275 01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:41,320 and Dearborn, MI scenes are shot in South Hatfield in 2276 01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:45,480 Hertfordshire. The the church is the Church of 2277 01:52:45,480 --> 01:52:49,640 Saint John and the strip ball is the old South Hatfield shopping 2278 01:52:49,640 --> 01:52:52,080 parade. And now the thing that kind of 2279 01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:54,200 made me go to rabbit hole on this is like the kind of goofs 2280 01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:57,560 section or IMDb size. There's a National Lottery sign 2281 01:52:57,560 --> 01:53:01,000 visible during the scene when the young sleeper agents had run 2282 01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:03,800 in to catch the FBI guy in Shankham. 2283 01:53:05,080 --> 01:53:06,840 And it is like, you still like the National Lottery kind of 2284 01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:09,800 like circular signs taking off. It's got an M on it now for 2285 01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:13,720 Michigan, I guess. Yeah, it could be you. 2286 01:53:13,720 --> 01:53:16,960 The sleeper agent could be you. You might not even know that. 2287 01:53:16,960 --> 01:53:19,560 Use The Winter Soldier activation words on you. 2288 01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:22,640 They might just say I'm tired of this orgasm when you become like 2289 01:53:22,960 --> 01:53:25,040 a killing machine. But I did like a quick bit of 2290 01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:30,920 like super undiagnosed looking into things about this bit of 2291 01:53:30,920 --> 01:53:34,400 set dressing because they really did go all out and go quite hard 2292 01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:36,640 making this look like an American strip mall with all its 2293 01:53:36,640 --> 01:53:39,320 like shop fronts and stuff. And it does look quite legit. 2294 01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:42,200 And I think there's a goof on the iron baby gives it a bit of 2295 01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:44,400 short shrift and says, oh, look, these fucking idiots are still a 2296 01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:48,200 National Lottery signal. The signs fully changed, but I 2297 01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:49,920 found it online. I found the location. 2298 01:53:50,360 --> 01:53:53,680 The South Hadfield Shopping Parade is now being demolished. 2299 01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:56,080 It is. It is just next to the church as 2300 01:53:56,080 --> 01:53:58,160 well. So it's kind of hyperlocal 2301 01:53:58,160 --> 01:54:01,960 weight shot, which I do like. But there's a pub in the air it 2302 01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:04,720 that's still there. And you know what man, that 2303 01:54:04,720 --> 01:54:09,600 pub's got a flat roof. There's a flat roof pub called 2304 01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:11,520 the Hatfield Tap just next to it. 2305 01:54:11,520 --> 01:54:13,720 It was called The Harrier, I think at the time the film was 2306 01:54:13,720 --> 01:54:15,640 made. So this is the first film that 2307 01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:19,160 we've done when you see legit, actual, factual, probably 2308 01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:23,280 ultraviolent flat roofed pub. This is very British. 2309 01:54:24,440 --> 01:54:27,360 Has Kenneth Branagh ever had a point in a flat roof pub? 2310 01:54:28,160 --> 01:54:30,960 I think he probably has. He's not had a fight in a flat 2311 01:54:30,960 --> 01:54:35,120 roof pub's car park. He's never won a meat raffle in 2312 01:54:35,120 --> 01:54:38,920 a flat roof pub. He's he's never done that thing 2313 01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:42,800 when a member of boss half drops a glass and he goes in in the 2314 01:54:42,800 --> 01:54:43,720 flat roof pub. I. 2315 01:54:44,480 --> 01:54:47,000 Think he's been in an FRP? Definitely. 2316 01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:49,680 They could have made Kathy more psychotic. 2317 01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:51,160 How? Oh. 2318 01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:55,360 Or he could have had an actual affair. 2319 01:54:56,640 --> 01:54:58,840 Yeah. Ryan doesn't do that. 2320 01:54:59,880 --> 01:55:02,160 Far too Catholic. Missed opportunity. 2321 01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:04,640 He doesn't like skid the border bike and look down the camera 2322 01:55:04,640 --> 01:55:06,640 and go, I'm Roman Catholic and what? 2323 01:55:06,640 --> 01:55:09,840 He could have done is is made that I have to think of that 2324 01:55:09,840 --> 01:55:13,040 when when he calls the the operator and she goes calm down 2325 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:16,040 you're a Marine. They could have done a scene 2326 01:55:16,040 --> 01:55:20,160 where Kathy makes him do that super cringe TikTok video of 2327 01:55:20,160 --> 01:55:23,720 that. He's a Marine, loyal, pestified. 2328 01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:25,800 They could have done. That. 2329 01:55:26,760 --> 01:55:31,440 That would have been a great unhinged couples activity thing 2330 01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:34,040 to to just show how weird these two really are. 2331 01:55:34,680 --> 01:55:37,080 I really love that actually. She could have been like made 2332 01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:41,400 making people call her like Mrs Mrs Lieutenant Jack Ryan, like 2333 01:55:41,440 --> 01:55:45,200 doctor, doctor, Lieutenant Jack Ryan, a Lieutenant Jack Ryan, 2334 01:55:45,200 --> 01:55:48,480 Kathy Ryan, Fucking dependent spouse unhanged. 2335 01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:53,960 Surgeon, Lieutenant Kathy Ryan, ME Mueller, Brackets, Spouse. 2336 01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:56,440 Thank me for my service. She's brilliant. 2337 01:55:56,440 --> 01:55:58,440 Honestly, I was with my my hometown. 2338 01:55:58,440 --> 01:56:00,960 Guy a Lieutenant for. Yeah, well, a matter. 2339 01:56:00,960 --> 01:56:03,880 Of weeks long enough to learn how to use the, the the. 2340 01:56:03,920 --> 01:56:06,240 Second left side Jack Ryan. Yeah, he. 2341 01:56:06,720 --> 01:56:11,200 Was Gentleman Jack Ryan? Could you imagine that sprog 2342 01:56:11,200 --> 01:56:12,680 British? Did like that's what he was 2343 01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:13,960 doing. I don't think he's a. 2344 01:56:14,160 --> 01:56:17,200 British Jack Ryan. It's this movie. 2345 01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:21,040 Pro artist. Man this is the most pro CIA 2346 01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:24,280 film I've ever seen. I I have to rewatch Zero Dark 2347 01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:26,800 30, which might be like give it a run for its money, but like, 2348 01:56:26,920 --> 01:56:30,760 but this is like the most pro CIA movie I've ever seen. 2349 01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:34,280 So the point which was I did the CIA and they go thank God and 2350 01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:36,960 then like and then they even like and they tip a lampshades 2351 01:56:36,960 --> 01:56:39,720 of the fact that the CIA might be a little bit problematic and 2352 01:56:39,720 --> 01:56:42,720 then they just go not my unit, not my part of the CIA. 2353 01:56:43,160 --> 01:56:45,120 Not my circus, not my monkeys, mate. 2354 01:56:45,320 --> 01:56:47,680 Yeah, I'm, I'm the good guy, CIA. 2355 01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:51,160 I'm the CIA intelligence agency. Yeah, exactly. 2356 01:56:51,760 --> 01:56:54,480 God. Yeah, we're not like the other 2357 01:56:54,480 --> 01:56:58,000 boys. Yeah, we only do good stuff. 2358 01:56:58,360 --> 01:57:01,720 We only investigate real baddies, and we don't do 2359 01:57:01,720 --> 01:57:03,440 anything that crosses any funky lines. 2360 01:57:03,440 --> 01:57:06,080 Even though you're a spy. Yeah, it's ridiculous. 2361 01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:11,880 Yeah, it's. Full throated chest out, pro 2362 01:57:11,880 --> 01:57:13,360 CIA. Big time. 2363 01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:16,760 It's it's also Marine Corps propaganda. 2364 01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:20,320 Oh yeah, big time. You're Marine. 2365 01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:23,080 You can handle being a super spy like he he was. 2366 01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:26,240 He was a marine out of Academy for like 5 minutes before he 2367 01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:27,600 took an RPG to his back. So. 2368 01:57:28,200 --> 01:57:30,520 He doesn't know shits in. Terms of being a Marine. 2369 01:57:31,280 --> 01:57:33,240 It was. It was in exactly long enough to 2370 01:57:33,240 --> 01:57:35,640 know how. Like the kind of harnesses work 2371 01:57:35,640 --> 01:57:37,160 in the helicopters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2372 01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:40,800 Which is. It's also British Leyland 2373 01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:43,080 propaganda because none of the cars breakdown. 2374 01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:47,080 Yeah, yeah. Jack Jack Ryan doesn't 2375 01:57:47,080 --> 01:57:49,840 immediately slip on an oiled slick trying to run after the 2376 01:57:49,840 --> 01:57:52,880 defender. There isn't a scene when an 2377 01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:55,760 oligarch's driver gets out and starts kicking the wheel of a 2378 01:57:55,760 --> 01:58:00,840 smoke Land Rover. It's also not rusty. 2379 01:58:00,960 --> 01:58:03,920 It looks like the AC works. There's no condensed water on 2380 01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:06,760 the inside of the windows. Condensed water. 2381 01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:10,000 The scene begins and like sure Evans drive out, grabs like a 2382 01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:13,240 towel that they keep in the fucking passenger seats, wipes 2383 01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:16,520 the window down. That's how I get going between 2384 01:58:16,520 --> 01:58:19,720 September and April. I'll just have you know. 2385 01:58:20,840 --> 01:58:23,240 That's a significant amount of the year, Sonia. 2386 01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:26,240 I mean, it's hamburger, it's it's wet, we get sun for like 2 2387 01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:28,920 days a year. So it's it's always moist, but. 2388 01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:32,040 Yeah, there's another scene where like, Kathy Ryan gets 2389 01:58:32,040 --> 01:58:34,280 pulled a Land Rover and she just complaints the jacket smelled 2390 01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:40,120 like an old leather jacket. People should change their 2391 01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:42,640 minds. This is just, this car's just a 2392 01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:47,480 toy for grown-ups, to be honest. Yes, I will stop at a traffic 2393 01:58:47,480 --> 01:58:51,040 light and random family fathers will stop, grin at me and give 2394 01:58:51,040 --> 01:58:54,360 me two thumbs up. Just something like, okay, cool 2395 01:58:54,360 --> 01:58:55,880 guy, I'm just trying to get to work. 2396 01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:59,120 But thanks, I appreciate it. Yeah. 2397 01:58:59,120 --> 01:59:04,920 Brother man, it's a truck and it's British, okay, there's 2398 01:59:05,040 --> 01:59:07,040 thousands of these, but thank you for your. 2399 01:59:07,720 --> 01:59:11,400 Dozens of us. Dozens of us. 2400 01:59:15,640 --> 01:59:19,120 Dozens of us, 70% of all Land Rovers are still on the road, 2401 01:59:19,120 --> 01:59:20,640 the other 30% made at home. But. 2402 01:59:23,000 --> 01:59:25,600 It's amazing. It's, it's weird and I've, I've 2403 01:59:25,680 --> 01:59:27,960 like Emma, not you. And Emma has been like, what, 2404 01:59:27,960 --> 01:59:29,280 what are you doing with this car? 2405 01:59:29,600 --> 01:59:31,880 And then she sat inside of it like 5 times. 2406 01:59:31,880 --> 01:59:33,200 I was actually, this is kind of fun. 2407 01:59:33,200 --> 01:59:35,640 And then we had to drive, drive it for once. 2408 01:59:35,640 --> 01:59:37,960 And she was like, maybe I want one too. 2409 01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:42,040 It's like make up your mind you're not getting this one at 2410 01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:46,880 least. I I I think the only thing more 2411 01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:49,040 difficult than a relationship with 1 Land Rover is a 2412 01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:51,040 relationship with two Land Rovers involved. 2413 01:59:51,080 --> 01:59:53,800 We really should have, like serious conversations before 2414 01:59:53,800 --> 01:59:55,920 they commit to having Land Rovers. 2415 01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:58,240 And if you and if you're having a Land Rover to try and save the 2416 01:59:58,240 --> 01:59:59,800 relationship, that's for the wrong reason. 2417 02:00:00,160 --> 02:00:02,080 Yeah. If you're cool, yeah, cool, 2418 02:00:02,080 --> 02:00:05,360 bring them indoors. You live an hour away, I will be 2419 02:00:05,360 --> 02:00:07,240 there too. Possibly on the back of a tow 2420 02:00:07,240 --> 02:00:08,640 truck. You never can't tell. 2421 02:00:08,640 --> 02:00:11,200 Anything can happen there. This is great. 2422 02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:14,120 This is the podcast of where I think we've discussed the film 2423 02:00:14,120 --> 02:00:17,640 the least, but in good but it's been very good fun. 2424 02:00:17,640 --> 02:00:22,000 But back to the movie. So grossest oversell of them. 2425 02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:22,960 Oh, I thought it. Was. 2426 02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:24,880 Done. Boy, oh boy, oh boy. 2427 02:00:25,880 --> 02:00:28,800 I mean, it's got that bit in the plane where they just like 2428 02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:32,120 analyse a little data that anybody knows how they got, how 2429 02:00:32,120 --> 02:00:34,560 it got collected. In the first place, in just 2430 02:00:34,760 --> 02:00:36,960 rapidly as well. Just just typed kind of branner 2431 02:00:36,960 --> 02:00:40,520 into Google and just go. That's like, I know that like 2432 02:00:40,520 --> 02:00:44,360 the sea in any real state that the NSA can read the time off 2433 02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:47,160 your fucking wristwatch. The CIA is not going to be able 2434 02:00:47,160 --> 02:00:51,560 to pull up some dead Russian kids death certificate in 2435 02:00:51,560 --> 02:00:54,200 moments. This is something that you need 2436 02:00:54,280 --> 02:00:58,160 a scene when someone gets into archives in Russia. 2437 02:00:58,160 --> 02:01:00,560 This is the scene. We need a John Clark kind of guy 2438 02:01:00,800 --> 02:01:03,640 who speaks fluent Russian and bribes his way in with a packet 2439 02:01:03,640 --> 02:01:05,720 of cigarettes. Who's digitising worship? 2440 02:01:06,840 --> 02:01:11,880 Exactly like, and you're going to do a better fucking job of 2441 02:01:11,880 --> 02:01:15,440 hiding your sleep out agent. You're going to scrub things off 2442 02:01:15,440 --> 02:01:17,040 the Internet. You're going to get rid of 2443 02:01:17,040 --> 02:01:18,320 documents, you're going to hide stuff. 2444 02:01:18,320 --> 02:01:22,080 There's no need for a death certificate because this kid 2445 02:01:22,080 --> 02:01:23,520 became fucking ghost mode, right? 2446 02:01:23,520 --> 02:01:26,880 You know, to say this kid died in some some random Russian 2447 02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:30,360 Republic where they didn't have a decent amount of documentation 2448 02:01:30,360 --> 02:01:33,080 for things or whatever, or, you know, he never had a son. 2449 02:01:33,080 --> 02:01:34,280 He never had a son. No, it's a mystery. 2450 02:01:34,280 --> 02:01:36,600 It's a mystery. You know, the rapidly go through 2451 02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:38,920 a lot of things that could have been another 25 minutes of the 2452 02:01:38,920 --> 02:01:41,000 film. Yeah. 2453 02:01:41,080 --> 02:01:44,720 And that's a massive oversell. Would it have been interesting 2454 02:01:44,720 --> 02:01:46,040 though? That's my that's my question. 2455 02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:48,320 Yeah, yeah, you are. You are tension at the 2456 02:01:48,320 --> 02:01:52,640 investigatory things by them saying we've got to get a guy in 2457 02:01:52,640 --> 02:01:54,800 the archives not know fucking Saint Petersburg or. 2458 02:01:54,800 --> 02:01:55,720 Whatever. Yeah, No, I get you. 2459 02:01:56,200 --> 02:01:58,840 Yeah, I'm just thinking like the tone of the movie they're trying 2460 02:01:58,840 --> 02:02:00,640 to make. I think the thing about the Jack 2461 02:02:00,640 --> 02:02:02,600 Ryan movies, right, is that they are. 2462 02:02:03,640 --> 02:02:07,160 I think Jack Ryan is character actually is like deeply 2463 02:02:07,160 --> 02:02:09,720 entrenched in like the 80s and 90s, I think. 2464 02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:13,840 And the kind of movie that supports a Jack Ryan type 2465 02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:17,960 adventure is a thing of the past. 2466 02:02:17,960 --> 02:02:18,840 I don't think. I think. 2467 02:02:18,840 --> 02:02:21,040 I think I think some of our fears was behind the times when 2468 02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:22,200 it came out. Yeah. 2469 02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:25,240 And got and got supported by by made and born. 2470 02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:28,280 Major 90s DNA in that film. Yeah, exactly. 2471 02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:31,520 And I think this whilst it's trying to be like a a 20, it's 2472 02:02:31,520 --> 02:02:32,760 mid twenty 10s. This came out. 2473 02:02:32,960 --> 02:02:35,400 It doesn't feel like it. It feels like again feels like 2474 02:02:35,760 --> 02:02:38,560 early noise, but kind of behind the behind the curve a bit. 2475 02:02:39,760 --> 02:02:44,560 Yeah, I just, yeah, part of that that DNA is that they've they've 2476 02:02:44,840 --> 02:02:47,720 simplified it too much. Yeah as well. 2477 02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:49,400 Join the docs for you. Yes. 2478 02:02:49,520 --> 02:02:50,360 Oh, we've got it. We've got it. 2479 02:02:50,360 --> 02:02:52,160 We've found it. We've found awesome, awesome. 2480 02:02:52,160 --> 02:02:55,040 Let's move on. And it's like I don't know man. 2481 02:02:55,360 --> 02:02:58,640 Also jokes aside they could have had them like pouring through 2482 02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:02,280 kitchen cells on Reddit and and like find like the Assassin's 2483 02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:05,240 kitchen cells post. Like, jokes aside, kitchen 2484 02:03:05,240 --> 02:03:09,240 cells, man. Like, he thinks there's jokes 2485 02:03:09,240 --> 02:03:10,080 coming. Yeah. 2486 02:03:10,720 --> 02:03:15,000 Fuck, fuck, fuck my sleeper agent Russian cell life. 2487 02:03:15,520 --> 02:03:19,520 Talk to a female today. She told me to go back to told 2488 02:03:20,200 --> 02:03:23,040 me to go back to Canada. I'm not even from Canada. 2489 02:03:23,040 --> 02:03:25,120 Look at my pot of Porsche that I made. 2490 02:03:26,640 --> 02:03:29,320 I'm going to rope Max tonight, you know. 2491 02:03:30,160 --> 02:03:32,760 OK. So reviews, reviews, reviews. 2492 02:03:32,800 --> 02:03:36,360 3.6 runch and not great, not terrible. 2 1/2 star review from 2493 02:03:36,360 --> 02:03:40,760 Mike right. OK, so the recent reviews I'm 2494 02:03:40,760 --> 02:03:43,360 going to go again like we normally do through the half of 2495 02:03:43,360 --> 02:03:45,800 stars through to the actual good reviews. 2496 02:03:45,800 --> 02:03:49,040 Solid one stars. Am I weird that this is the 2497 02:03:49,040 --> 02:03:52,120 first Keira Knightley movie that I've watched crying emoji. 2498 02:03:52,160 --> 02:03:56,240 But I mean, depending on your age and you know your your your 2499 02:03:56,440 --> 02:03:59,120 proximity to Keira Knightley films, maybe not watched by 2500 02:03:59,120 --> 02:04:04,040 Harrison 12th of February 2026. Absolute dog shit Charlene says 2501 02:04:04,040 --> 02:04:06,600 could smell that scenario from far away. 2502 02:04:06,600 --> 02:04:09,160 And then there's some stuff in French, which is it's a waste of 2503 02:04:09,160 --> 02:04:10,480 time. I've got one of these ones. 2504 02:04:10,480 --> 02:04:13,880 When people reference their friends, opinions, quotes. 2505 02:04:13,920 --> 02:04:17,000 This is like Mission Impossible with all the action scenes taken 2506 02:04:17,000 --> 02:04:18,000 out. Chandler. 2507 02:04:18,160 --> 02:04:21,200 Thanks, Chandler. Well, our friends. 2508 02:04:21,800 --> 02:04:24,800 Kenneth Branagh is not a convincing Russian. 2509 02:04:24,960 --> 02:04:27,880 Yes correct. Watched at the nail salon and it 2510 02:04:27,880 --> 02:04:29,880 suck. I love you Keira Knightley. 2511 02:04:29,880 --> 02:04:32,560 Find some slightly better ones now. 1 1/2 stars. 2512 02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:34,600 How many? Jack Ryan and Jack reach Sharon. 2513 02:04:34,600 --> 02:04:35,520 Jack Bleach. Sharon. 2514 02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:37,360 Jack Bryan. Can we Jack up here? 2515 02:04:37,440 --> 02:04:39,080 There's too many five star reviews this film. 2516 02:04:40,000 --> 02:04:42,960 Oh my God, this is just sorry, 1/2 sauce. 2517 02:04:43,080 --> 02:04:46,440 This is just Tony Dinozzo, the character who was already being 2518 02:04:46,440 --> 02:04:50,160 played by notorious sexual harasser Michael Weatherly in 2519 02:04:50,160 --> 02:04:53,960 the long running Naval Criminal Investigative procedural NCIS 2520 02:04:54,120 --> 02:04:57,840 and is to this day played by notorious sexual harasser 2521 02:04:58,000 --> 02:05:01,760 Michael Weatherly and Tony and Zeva, a Paramount Plus original. 2522 02:05:02,000 --> 02:05:12,960 This is simply not Jack Ryan. S005C0032003M005 Total 016 to be 2523 02:05:12,960 --> 02:05:14,840 tuned with fucking Russian number station. 2524 02:05:14,840 --> 02:05:19,360 At this point the review goes on the worst looking Harris Zamba 2525 02:05:19,360 --> 02:05:21,960 Lucas picture I've seen. But part of that is the edit and 2526 02:05:21,960 --> 02:05:25,920 part of that is 2014. Imagine being kind of runner 2527 02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,480 threatening a woman in a moving car in the set of tenant and 2528 02:05:28,480 --> 02:05:31,160 having to admit, yeah this is way better than how I was doing 2529 02:05:31,160 --> 02:05:33,720 a scene like this. My own movie. 2530 02:05:34,680 --> 02:05:37,280 Funny to watch a movie about a Russian agent betting on the 2531 02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:39,880 prospect of a successful terrorist attack in America 2532 02:05:40,040 --> 02:05:42,800 after a successful terrorist attack by America was 2533 02:05:42,800 --> 02:05:46,360 successfully bet on, possibly by the president himself. 4th of 2534 02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:48,640 January 2020. Sixth, by the way, this was this 2535 02:05:48,640 --> 02:05:50,360 was around the Venezuela attack time. 2536 02:05:50,360 --> 02:05:53,320 Obviously it's always a dude named Jack for some reason. 2537 02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:55,920 Well, obviously this person doesn't know Jack. 2538 02:05:56,760 --> 02:05:59,800 Oh, it's half stars. That just reminded me. 2539 02:05:59,800 --> 02:06:01,120 Yeah, sorry. Something somebody pissed me off 2540 02:06:01,120 --> 02:06:03,360 about the movie. Jack Ryan doesn't wear cargo 2541 02:06:03,360 --> 02:06:05,720 shorts. Jack Ryan would not wear cargo 2542 02:06:05,720 --> 02:06:07,080 shorts. Fuck no. 2543 02:06:07,560 --> 02:06:10,600 God damn. Jack Ryan would wear exclusively 2544 02:06:10,800 --> 02:06:14,720 dad coat jeans pulled a bit too high up, even like the modern 2545 02:06:14,720 --> 02:06:17,280 like Ted Kaczynski. Jack Ryan wouldn't wear cargo 2546 02:06:17,280 --> 02:06:18,200 shorts. It was nice, John. 2547 02:06:18,240 --> 02:06:19,640 Krasinski. I know what's his name but I 2548 02:06:19,640 --> 02:06:22,920 could get him confused. I suppose slacks you wouldn't 2549 02:06:22,920 --> 02:06:23,960 with cargo. What's carry on please? 2550 02:06:24,400 --> 02:06:29,040 Yeah, 3 1/2 stars. It feels too over hated. 2551 02:06:31,240 --> 02:06:33,120 I don't think anyone really hates this film. 2552 02:06:33,320 --> 02:06:34,720 I don't have. It's not, it doesn't. 2553 02:06:34,880 --> 02:06:37,080 It's not strong enough to to engender hate. 2554 02:06:37,880 --> 02:06:40,800 Insanely over hated. Yeah it's predictable and a 2555 02:06:40,800 --> 02:06:43,400 little cheesy, but what do you expect from a Jack Ryan movie? 2556 02:06:43,400 --> 02:06:46,520 Well no, I I I expect different from a Jack Ryan movie. 2557 02:06:46,560 --> 02:06:49,280 Dawson 2. Did your first account get 2558 02:06:49,480 --> 02:06:52,520 deleted for wrong opinions? Overall entertaining and fun 2559 02:06:52,520 --> 02:06:54,000 movie. Cool heresy here. 2560 02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:55,880 Better than pay it. We get games. 2561 02:06:56,280 --> 02:06:59,280 No. And that Amazon series version. 2562 02:06:59,280 --> 02:07:02,920 I would throw away my oligarchy to flirt with Keira Knightley. 2563 02:07:02,920 --> 02:07:07,000 Cirrhosis or no cirrhosis. Come come soon to ITV. 2564 02:07:07,000 --> 02:07:10,800 Cirrhosis or no cirrhosis, Jack Ryan fires me the fuck up. 2565 02:07:11,040 --> 02:07:13,120 I legit believe I can do what he does. 2566 02:07:13,240 --> 02:07:15,960 The whole digging into financial stuff, not the fight against the 2567 02:07:15,960 --> 02:07:18,360 Russian agent and the sewers. The problem is that I like to 2568 02:07:18,360 --> 02:07:20,520 drink as much as kind of the Branner of this movie. 2569 02:07:20,600 --> 02:07:23,000 Also it kind of cracks me up that he there that he directed 2570 02:07:23,000 --> 02:07:24,840 this movie. Dude likes to do all these 2571 02:07:24,840 --> 02:07:28,160 Shakespearean plays and serious shit, but I respect that he can 2572 02:07:28,160 --> 02:07:31,360 enjoy something like this. Oh mate, you're going to love 2573 02:07:31,360 --> 02:07:33,000 Poirot. Amazing. 2574 02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:37,240 Very similar Tom Clancy's in rainbows thumbs up emoji You're 2575 02:07:37,240 --> 02:07:40,680 there are two rainbow emojis. Very epic rainbow emoji. 2576 02:07:40,680 --> 02:07:44,040 Rainbow flag emoji from ladies Man the birth. 2577 02:07:45,280 --> 02:07:49,000 I love this shit and just I want to finish on five stars. 2578 02:07:49,000 --> 02:07:53,120 Watch it at 3:00 AM and it becomes a cinematic masterpiece. 2579 02:07:53,120 --> 02:07:55,840 Wow, beautiful. Beautiful stuff, insightful as 2580 02:07:55,840 --> 02:07:58,520 always. Might be tempted to do it, maybe 2581 02:07:58,520 --> 02:08:00,800 not, Who knows? OK, probably not. 2582 02:08:00,800 --> 02:08:03,160 Guys, let's be real. Yeah, I gather that thinks it's 2583 02:08:03,160 --> 02:08:06,040 to the end of this wonderful episode of Clear and Present 2584 02:08:06,040 --> 02:08:07,040 dudes. So he does. 2585 02:08:07,040 --> 02:08:12,280 Next time we will be watching the movie Cisco Pike from 1971 2586 02:08:12,280 --> 02:08:14,400 starring a young Kris Kristofferson. 2587 02:08:15,280 --> 02:08:17,640 Yeah. And Gene Hackman, so pretty 2588 02:08:17,640 --> 02:08:20,760 pretty excited about that. Haven't seen it, so that should 2589 02:08:20,760 --> 02:08:22,600 be good. I don't have any of us seen that 2590 02:08:22,600 --> 02:08:24,240 movie. I have seen some of it. 2591 02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:27,800 The main reason I picked it is that our episode is going out on 2592 02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:31,200 the weed day the 20th of April. Blaze it indeed. 2593 02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:35,640 And I I just did a bit of a Google about thrillers that 2594 02:08:35,640 --> 02:08:39,320 involve weed and this one came up along with like Pineapple 2595 02:08:39,320 --> 02:08:41,000 Express. It's more of a comedy thriller, 2596 02:08:41,400 --> 02:08:43,320 and if I'm not going to fucking do Pineapple Express, I'm going 2597 02:08:43,320 --> 02:08:46,080 to do this really, really obscure Kris Kristofferson film. 2598 02:08:46,520 --> 02:08:49,640 It's on YouTube twice. There's two versions on YouTube. 2599 02:08:49,640 --> 02:08:52,880 One of them has been copyright hit big time, and a load of it's 2600 02:08:52,880 --> 02:08:54,360 muted. I think we're going to have to 2601 02:08:54,360 --> 02:08:57,200 like, post a link to the one that's not been copyright struck 2602 02:08:57,200 --> 02:08:59,840 when we put that episode up, just so people know what the 2603 02:08:59,920 --> 02:09:02,720 fuck we're talking about. Yeah, cool. 2604 02:09:03,240 --> 02:09:04,480 Brilliant. Well, I look forward to that, 2605 02:09:05,920 --> 02:09:07,960 white chaps. I've got to do a long drive. 2606 02:09:08,160 --> 02:09:11,360 So let's let's, let's, let's wrap this thing up. 2607 02:09:11,360 --> 02:09:17,840 So guys, we have been clear and present dudes. 2608 02:09:19,560 --> 02:09:21,520 Got them boys, easy claps. Nice. 2609 02:09:21,960 --> 02:09:23,240 Did it, boys. Right, OK.