1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,080 What's going on guys, it's your boy scrub here back again with 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,480 another video. Hope you guys are having a great 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,720 day. I know I am and I know that I'm 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,520 having a great day because James Charles has done something 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,480 cringy, which is a pretty good for the views if you know what I 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,400 mean pretty good for my bottom line. 7 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,240 Basically, James Charles decided to upload this video called A 8 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,400 Tick Tock Sing Off Battle featuring the Lopez brothers and 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,840 my best friend. And trust me, it's about as 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,720 cringy as you think a Tick Tock Sing Off Battle can be. 11 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,680 And like, honestly, I was kind of trying to keep my head out of 12 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,160 making fun of anything involving the beauty community because 13 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,360 that community is just such a nightmare. 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,120 But as you're about to see, there's no way I could have 15 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,160 ignored this. It was just too good not to. 16 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:41,720 So that's we're going to be watching today. 17 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,920 And yeah, without further ado, let's get into this. 18 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,120 Didn't even notice no one just left you. 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,480 Wrong with. You got to keep me focused. 20 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,440 You wanted say so. So here's what I'm not 21 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,320 understanding about this right off the bat. 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,120 All right, like why are the Lopez brothers here? 23 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,920 One of them just got cancelled on Twitter last night for 24 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,080 tweeting the cringiest thing I've ever seen. 25 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,240 And like they literally drove to James Charles house just to do 26 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,320 TikTok dances in the background of his YouTube video. 27 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,240 How does that text go? Yo, listen, I know you guys are 28 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,480 probably busy like lip syncing or whatever, but can you pretty 29 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,040 please come to my house and Just Dance in the background of my 30 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,040 video for 5 minutes and then go home? 31 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,120 Like I don't want to be with you any more than that. 32 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,320 That's all I need you for, just a little bit more. 33 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:37,480 Clickbait their. Facial expressions while they're 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,080 dancing are the weirdest things ever. 35 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,480 Oh my God, this dude in the purple is really serving the 36 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,120 looks all right. Oh, this one just straight up 37 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,320 looks like he just took a fat turd and he's just getting the 38 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,840 relief. Like, you know the relief in 39 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,760 your sphincter when you feel that thing released. 40 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,920 That's what he's looking at. This dude's pointing at me. 41 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,960 It's like he knows I'm making fun of his brother and he's 42 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,080 telling me to stop. This guy's looking confused, 43 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,520 like, ah, crap, please don't roast me, leave me alone. 44 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,200 And James Charles is way too obsessed with singing to himself 45 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,400 to notice anyone's making fun of him in the first place. 46 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,080 But we want to be more than a friend, too. 47 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,120 Yeah, feel. Like I did too much, feel like I 48 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,440 did too much. This is so awkward. 49 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,400 Like what? Who signed off on this video? 50 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,000 Who came up with this concept? Listen, let's both stand around 51 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,080 1 microphone and not look at the camera, right? 52 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,280 And let's like awkwardly dance back and forth while in the 53 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,640 background. This dude over here is staring 54 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:35,240 at me like I'm a piece of meat he's trying to break into at the 55 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,680 end of the Thanksgiving dinner after fasting all day. 56 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,680 Like what is that look? My goodness, I just don't 57 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,240 understand how anybody signs off on this video. 58 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,440 How does this concept come up out of every James Charles idea? 59 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,120 It wasn't like, I don't know, transforming myself into a 60 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,880 dragon with makeup. It was like, let's awkwardly 61 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,360 have backup dancers stand there while we uncomfortably sing 62 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,960 TikTok songs. It's. 63 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,960 Since you do it, I say so too. Big 40s and I'm big as Traco 3. 64 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,080 More James Charles is swearing. What? 65 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,720 I'm not trying to get demonetized. 66 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,280 All right, James Charles, you might have that makeup money, 67 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,880 OK, but the rest of us do not. Please consider that next time 68 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,240 you're making some cringe. Keep it family friendly. 69 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,480 That was you can tell how many times they practiced this. 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,880 This was not the first take. We're going to get an instant 71 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,720 replay here, but you can honestly tell they had done this 72 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,040 entire thing at least 12 times, which makes it even cringeier. 73 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,000 Is. It crazy that finger spin dude, 74 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,920 what are you, an Apache attack helicopter trying to take off? 75 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,080 This is so weird, man. This is so weird. 76 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,120 It's like so rehearsed. What? 77 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,040 Why? Why did you rehearse this so 78 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,160 many times? And how long were you practicing 79 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,240 this? Like do you not get sick of 80 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,720 doing the same TikTok dances over and over again? 81 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,240 The two dudes back there, no wonder they look so exhausted 82 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,800 and they're making all the weird faces. 83 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,399 They're like James, can we please stop? 84 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:19,000 It's been 9 hours, we haven't had anything to drink. 85 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:25,320 I feel my muscles cramping is. It crazy is it? 86 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,280 Fast enough. You can twerk all. 87 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,080 Right, James Charles, I'm pretty sure you can twerk in the split. 88 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,520 Everybody has seen your cheeks on Twitter by now. 89 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,720 We can't show it on here, obviously, but James Charles has 90 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,360 the cake. It's been confirmed, you know. 91 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,440 No homo. Fucking up then tips your body 92 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,280 rocking, your booty popping no try to call you mom. 93 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,920 Yikes, the synchronized booty pop is something that I could 94 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,880 have lived without saying. I'm not going to lie. 95 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:56,920 And like I don't the the best friends acting is just not the 96 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,840 best. Like his reaction to the booty 97 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,920 pop was a little over the top, like just a little bit, you 98 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,640 know, maybe that was the point. But like, you know, it, it was 99 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,360 just a little bit excessive. You're backing up, then tips 100 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,720 your body rocking your booty. Like he looks like you just got 101 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,080 J watch JFK get shot. He was live there in Dallas. 102 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,960 Like he is acting like he just saw Nagasaki explode and all he 103 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,000 just saw was James Charles throwing it back. 104 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,320 Which I feel like if you hang around James Charles a lot is 105 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,960 not that rare. Try to call you ma. 106 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,840 I want to put you in seven positions for 70 minutes. 107 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:29,800 You'll get it there. You'll. 108 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,040 Get that? That sounds like a threat, dude. 109 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,080 I'm really not cool with that. Please do not put me in 70 110 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,360 positions for 70 minutes, dude. Like please, please don't. 111 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:54,000 I feel like James Charles honestly doesn't have a bad 112 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,600 voice. Like he's not a bad singer, it's 113 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:01,000 just the way he presents the singing is just cringe. 114 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Like you know James Charles, if for some reason you're watching 115 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,760 this, if you if you care about my opinion at all, you have a 116 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:10,280 pretty good voice in my opinion. You just, you got to stop 117 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,840 twerking on a basketball court with the Lopez brothers behind. 118 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,800 It's not a good look. It's why nobody takes you 119 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,640 seriously. I'm sorry, dude. 120 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:32,360 This is just not the move. How it is on the come up out 121 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,280 here haha. One day you're just living in 122 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,120 surf, thumb farming, getting that black plague. 123 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,600 Next thing you know, you really on that come up as a Princess. 124 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,560 I don't want to play no games. Play no games. 125 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,480 Fuck around, give you my last name. 126 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,600 All right, is this like a weird proposal now? 127 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,360 Like this is just taking a weird turn. 128 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,320 There is one clip that I'm specifically trying to find, 129 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,840 which is when James Charles starts going in on the Hot 130 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,920 Skechers song. You know, like you like my 131 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,760 Skechers, like that entire thing. 132 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,920 James Charles tries to do it and I, I'm really and desperately 133 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,840 trying to find it. Guys, I'm so sorry. 134 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,760 I'm out here. I've got my binoculars, I've got 135 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,440 my safari hat. I'm trying to find the cringy is 136 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,120 part of James Charles. Just bear with me. 137 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,680 I know you're tired of the same damn thing, but that's all 138 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,720 kickers, baby. Feeling good, like I said. 139 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,280 Oh, see, James, this is what I mean. 140 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:35,240 You're just not doing yourself any favors. 141 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,680 That was so practiced and unnecessary. 142 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,840 Yeah, James, you're just letting me down. 143 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,120 Circles all. Around the neighbors. 144 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:48,960 I guess I'm just to. And you'll never be alone. 145 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,400 What the dancing in the background is is also very 146 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,080 weird. They're just like way too into 147 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,680 it. We're like 2 minutes in and they 148 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:58,880 are still going strong. Like after dancing for two 149 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:02,240 minutes straight in hoodies during the summer in California, 150 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,840 you should not be smiling that much. 151 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,120 That's just unnatural. Like I just feel like he's 152 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,400 always making that face. That's the face he makes when 153 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,800 you wake up and he's standing over you at 2:00 in the morning. 154 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,840 Like hello. I'll be with you of him just 155 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,640 till dawn, with you of him just till dawn. 156 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,880 When you're feeding for that sweet, put me in your mouth 157 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:26,920 baby, and eat it to your team. Why are all these TikTok songs 158 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,440 so overtly like nasty when you're really hearing James 159 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,240 Charles singing them? You're like wow, these songs are 160 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,360 are just. You don't really notice the 161 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,520 lyrical content until James Charles and his friends are like 162 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,480 busting it down trying to make it sound like the most beautiful 163 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,560 notes you've ever been hit in your entire life. 164 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,680 Sometimes it should just be wrapped fast so you don't 165 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:49,760 realize what people are saying. I'll make a cup of coffee for 166 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,880 your head. I'll get you open going out of 167 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,760 bed. I don't want to make the girls 168 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,120 go crazy. We need you to make a number one 169 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,480 thing. You got it, girl. 170 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:09,800 You got it, girl. OK, the title of this is TikTok 171 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,200 sing off battle. They're really just vibing way 172 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,760 too good with each other for this to be a battle. 173 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,480 Like does James Charles not know what the word battle means? 174 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,400 All right, like are you going to punch him in the face at the 175 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,840 end? Are we supposed to be voting in 176 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,960 the comments? Are the two guys in the back 177 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,640 going to be the judges? You know, once again, the guy on 178 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,840 the left still creepily staring at the camera. 179 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,840 I don't think he's broken eye contact once. 180 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,240 Just been into my soul the entire video. 181 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:39,520 Please stop. Baby girl. 182 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,360 I'm gonna keep it honest, I don't even think they're 183 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,000 recording the audio out here. I really don't. 184 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,760 James Charles, really just Tootsie slide it away from the 185 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:55,120 microphone and the audio did not change at all. 186 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,320 Please tell me they are not out here lip syncing their TikTok 187 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,560 sing off battle. Please tell me we are not living 188 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,760 in a simulation. That audio did not match up. 189 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,520 How far away you got from the microphone? 190 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,120 And we're not hearing the two Jungalos in the background 191 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,680 stomping around either. That means that they filmed this 192 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,560 like a music video. They're not even singing, brah. 193 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,000 Imagine looking outside your window. 194 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,680 You're like in this millionaire neighborhood and all you see is 195 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,600 these four people just dancing for 6 minutes straight and you 196 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,200 listen and there's no sound. There's nothing. 197 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,880 They're just standing in front of the camera lip singing and 198 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,840 dancing for like 6 minutes straight. 199 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,400 Do you call the police? I would. 200 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,040 That sounds like a psychotic break. 201 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,120 Either that or ask what they're on because I want some. 202 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,160 I like your Skechers. You like me my Gucci shoes? 203 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:49,360 No. Oh, James Charles. 204 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,760 How? About you the personally, if you 205 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,920 show me your braces. Whoa, whoa, James, I'm not 206 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,040 showing you anything. At least take me to dinner 207 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:58,840 first. Come on. 208 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,280 I know you got the makeup money. It better be a nice place to 209 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,880 pick me up in the pink Tesla. But that's the wrong makeup 210 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,880 star. My bad. 211 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,520 Pull me up in whatever you're driving. 212 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,920 I know it's great. Take Me Out. 213 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,360 I might show you my boobies after, but come on. 214 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,360 I'm not impressed by your Skechers, James Charles. 215 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,520 And let's be honest, James Charles has never been anywhere 216 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,280 near a Skecher store. He just bleeds bougie dude like 217 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,600 this guy came out the womb and some Gucci drip. 218 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,160 Why are they talking about being thick? 219 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,400 James? We can see it. 220 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,080 You are not packing enough to jump when you're putting jeans 221 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,040 on, bro. I complimented you earlier, but 222 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,440 now you're just stretching the truth. 223 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,600 OK, That was not a relatable one for you to be singing and and 224 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,600 this dude is now Mad Dog and James Charles, dude, he was 225 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,320 like, whoa, did you just jump bro? 226 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,320 Or you know, jumping makes me angry, man. 227 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,400 I'm like a dog. Anything that moves too fast 228 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,360 just gets me all off course. Please stop jumping. 229 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,680 It gets me distracting. I can't, I can't tick tock dance 230 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,360 and have you jumping. James Charles is one or the 231 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:06,840 other. And on that note, I want to bang 232 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,160 my head on the desk until I have a brain hemorrhage and can't 233 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,800 watch this anymore. So yeah, I'm going to end it 234 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,440 there. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the 235 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,080 video. If you did, I would really 236 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,320 appreciate you pressing the like button and letting me in the 237 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,160 comments section down below. What you thought. 238 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,280 Get yourself some of the OG sub club merge. 239 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,360 Use code scrubby at the G Fuel checkout store. 240 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,080 Big thank you to James Charles for making some cringe. 241 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,880 Hopefully this can bring my channel back from the dead 242 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,400 because I haven't been uploading and yeah don't get anyone 243 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,760 pregnant. If you do make sure they're hot 244 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,960 and hopefully I'll see you guys next time with another video. 245 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:35,920 I'm out. He's. 246 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,200 Nice racking her ass. Brazilian just turned 21, but my 247 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,160 banks a million. Swear I'm a little drunk, but 248 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,440 it's a hell of a feeling. God, so damn hot that I'm 249 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,600 touching the ceiling. Yeah, next year's where I'm 250 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,080 doing the most me and my team ain't good and I'm burning the 251 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,880 toast. When I flex in my music, I'm not 252 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,760 trying to glow, just trying to save my hard work. 253 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,000 You can get in the boat. Yeah. 254 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:53,880 She drove back.