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Welcome to Big Hoss's 
So what's up? 

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I'm with Corey Chapo. 
I don't know. 

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What? 
What? 

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OK. 
Where are you from? 

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I know you're from Pittsburgh. 
Like, originally from 

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Pittsburgh. 
Hey, Andy. 

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Hey, how are you buddy? 
I know right? 

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I my all my intros are all are 
weird. 

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They're all weird because I 
never know how to kick one off 

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so I just start and just go OK 
hey. 

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Hey, I'm Andy Bryce basically 
guest today. 

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Corey Chapo, how are you today? 
I am. 

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That's just. 
Weird, I watch all these ones 

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and it's all professional and 
stuff and I'm like, I like the 

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idea of people not knowing what 
he like. 

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This guy has no idea what the 
fuck he's doing. 

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That's the. 
Beauty of it, though, That's 

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like a traditional Andy Kaufman.
Yeah, I like dude for I 

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remember. 
Oh no. 

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Oh, I'm excited. 
Oh, Oh, yeah, it still gets ya. 

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You're good, by the way. 
Trust me. 

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Zach did it on the couch. 
He was sitting there in the the 

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long part over there and I 
cracked the top and he's just 

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like, oh, shit. 
And I'm like, well, most of it 

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ended on his pants. 
So. 

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And it's, you know, it's just a 
little bit. 

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I'm not, you know, Oh. 
Mr. Conklin? 

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Yeah. 
Nice. 

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You know what? 
I'm starting to think you 

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purposely fucked these beers up 
on purpose. 

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I might have just to like get 
people to do it and then it's 

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like, I see and it makes you 
look vulnerable. 

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That's what it is. 
So yeah, Corey Chapo. 

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I kept I, I get the Corey part, 
right? 

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And I was like, I know it starts
with something and I can't 

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remember what it is. 
It sounds like a cartel leader's

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name. 
It is El Chapo, which you think 

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he would mostly use helicopters?
Oh yeah, 'cause the name sounds 

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like Chapo La Chapa. 
I, I don't know, I never thought

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about that. 
I just know when we make make 

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like reservations and stuff. 
My mom heard her first name 

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starts with an owl, so we always
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will be Owl Chapo. 97 I see what
you did here. 

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And they're like, yeah, we 
sometimes coincidence just gives

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you the best jokes. 
It's a beautiful day. 

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So yeah, man, you're in town. 
You were in town for like a a 

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work thing, but you were also in
town, like, doing comedy. 

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And that's where we bumped into 
each other down at Mario's. 

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Oh yeah, like, so yeah. 
How long you been in comedy for?

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Way too long dude. 
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2006. 
Oh wow Dang, like where would 

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you like? 
I'm trying to figure out like, 

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'cause I started like seeing 
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like when I turned 21, you can 
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thing. 
And I just was wondering like, 

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how do people get started like 
before that? 

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Like where? 
How did 'cause my like my first 

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open like was scarpaces? 
Oh I feel bad for you, I hate 

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that place and bronze a douche. 
By the way, we love our grout 

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grinders here. 
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Yeah, you know, I was going to 
comment. 

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I do like your Colt 40 fives. 
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Yeah, I got those at I got those
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areas of like PA, like they 
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like wine bottles and stuff like
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And they always have these cool 
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And I'm, I'm, I'm a cowboy guy. 
I rock with this, you know? 

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Dude, I would hope you. 
I would hope you're a cowboy. 

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Yeah, and it's like, I'll be 
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Tombstone. 
I think that's the one that's it

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started with. 
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John Wayne and Clint Eastwood. 
But Tombstones like a good entry

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western for anybody. 
How do you feel about that? 

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I honestly I never really got 
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Not even Tombstone though. 
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That's like, I feel like it's a 
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they, there's enough action to 
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so many cool lines in there that
you're like, is there other 

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westerns that have cool lines 
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And then like, oh, let me 
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I mean, John Wayne, I have 
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it's been so long ago I can't 
like votes off the top of my you

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know what I mean? 
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Like there's ones that like 
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we've seen it so many times. 
Like the fill your hands you son

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of a bitch. 
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Well, yeah, that's that's 
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they're like take it, come and 
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I'm trying to think, I know the,
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like, I know it's, it's funny. 
It's Thomas Hayden Church and 

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he's talking to Val Kilmer. 
He's like, oh, drunk piano 

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player. 
He's probably seeing double. 

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And then Doc pulls out the other
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one for each of ya, like, and 
you're like, that's so good. 

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I don't know if that was written
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like, man, 'cause I'm like, how 
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like as they're writing this, 
being like, oh, this is going to

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be a cool line. 
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like Tarantino Bow in his mind 
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reciting lines from like what it
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What was the Unchained? 
One Django Unchained. 

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Oh, that's not the movie. 
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reciting the lines for you. 
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Well, he was literally like 
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lines were just coming in his 
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Yeah, imagine there's some guy 
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what the fuck? 
And you're just saying I'm out 

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loud. 
I'm sure half the wines he 

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didn't say out loud, dude. 
I'm sure he just kept them in 

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his brain. 
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Inglorious Basterds. 
I'll give you like that's the 

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ones I can. 
Alright, maybe. 

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But like. 
Scalp this Nazi right? 

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I wrong with that? 
Nazi scalps just yelling. 

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I'd be saying that they're out 
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Nazi scalps. 
All the solid movie, by the way.

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I like both of them. 
Which, yeah, who's your like, 

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favorite like directors like to 
watch, like their films? 

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Oh, that's a hard one, that 
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Is I wouldn't say like favorite,
like, you know, 1 you have to 

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hold above rest like favorite 
ones you like, Yeah. 

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Oh dude, that's really 
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I love my favorite of all time 
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OK, that's that's a pretty solid
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I think he has a bad movie. 
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one, but even then that's a it's
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Like I, I actually love all of 
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Like I mean. 
Oh dude, the the King of the 

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Hill reboot. 
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I was a little iffy because like
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as good and this felt like it 
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It was perfect 'cause they're 
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you is kind of taboo to make fun
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where it was like kind of funny 
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'cause like he was making fun of
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while also still being Hank 
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Like he's still masculine, but 
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too. 
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be a wimp, but at the same time 
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really be a man. 
He's you're telling him all 

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women suck. 
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And that, like, there's so much 
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work and it like, I love Beavis 
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it's so hard to write that 
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Yeah, I've heard a lot of people
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to write stupid because you 
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just sounds like a stupid dumb 
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Like you don't feel like it's 
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Where the guys who write The 
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Homer, SMRT is hilarious. 
Like he's just like SMRT. 

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I mean SMRT. 
I see the house is burning down.

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And it's so hard to write so 
stupid. 

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It like like I mean the man has 
a almost like a doctorate of. 

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Physics, yeah, look like dumb 
and Dumber like. 

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That's one of my favorite 
movies. 

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Yeah, like the again, like so 
dumb, but there's so many jokes 

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in there. 
You're like, I know people that 

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are that dumb and they don't 
mean to be. 

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Like, they're just genuinely, 
like, dumb, Yeah. 

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And that's the thing. 
Like I could literally turn on 

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Dumb and Dumber the original 
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jokes I actually haven't laughed
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Oh, didn't like the second one. 
Second one is I will. 

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I'll tell people it's bad. 
Well. 

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Hold on though, are you saying 
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one? 
No, the one with Jim Carrey. 

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Oh, OK, yeah, the The Dumb and 
Dumber. 

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Two. 
Yeah, that was dumb too. 

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Yeah, 'cause it was dumb and 
Dumber. 

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Err err. 
Which was the prequel? 

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Yeah, that one was like a 
directed, Yeah. 

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That was garbage. 
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Sequel 1 was like them later on,
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institution, which doesn't make 
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the first movie. 
They go and they go back home 

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and he's fine. 
Why would he have a mental 

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breakdown after? 
'Cause they messed up the 

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storyline, dude. 
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Obviously didn't rewatch the 
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from where the first one left 
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Yeah, they've just read a whole 
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I was still fine with him waking
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him ripping the catheter out him
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Like there's moments of it 
that's really funny. 

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It's just as a whole, it's not a
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Movie Well, and then there's 
just really stupid scenes like 

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like Jim Carrey drinking the 
embalming fluid. 

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Yeah, or I will say, I mean, I 
took my dad to see that movie 

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and he was laughing about him 
farting, farting in the window 

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and letting that guy smell it 
back there. 

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Because my dad like, you know, 
farts are funny. 

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He doesn't care how good the 
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He just giggled at the fart part
and the part where they had to 

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get the free drinks and he's 
like digging in his ass. 

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Well, but like, there wasn't 
like anything iconic like this 

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one's on sea bass. 
Yeah, they could have had sea 

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bass there and he didn't show 
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And sometimes, like they do 
those things where it's like 

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people get mad 'cause it's not 
enough like the first one. 

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And then they're like, oh, it's 
too much like the first one, 

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'cause it's like they recycle 
too much. 

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But I would have rather had them
recycle more. 

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Like that's the one thing I 
liked about Happy Gilmore too, 

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was they brought back Shooter. 
Oh shoot, but the shooter was 

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kind of cool that he wasn't a 
villain this at this time and 

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like they hey, listen, they're 
we we both need to work on this 

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'cause they're destroying the 
game. 

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But then they lost me in like 
the last third of that movie 

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because it got too ridiculous. 
Absolutely too I. 

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Know I agree with you. 
That's why I'm like Sandler, you

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had me like in the 1st 2/3. 
But when you're using shitty CGI

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to try to make something funny, 
it's it's you lost me. 

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Yeah. 
Now, I I do agree with a lot of 

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that. 
Like I also enjoyed how they 

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brought back Ben Stiller's 
character how I believe it was, 

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but I enjoyed that and he's on 
into a new scheme. 

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There were a lot of things I 
loved. 

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I love that they use Santa John 
Bailey. 

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Yeah. 
And as they had Santa, like the 

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fact that they had Santa. 
He was so and I love how they 

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just had, Oh yeah, he just lives
in my basement. 

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Like, you know, he lives in my 
garage kind of thing. 

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And he has the money. 
He just chooses to live in this 

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garage. 
Well, but that's how he lives in

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real life though. 
Oh, John Daly's like a Bill 

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Murray. 
He's the best. 

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I wish there was more people 
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like Bill Murray, Woody, Woody 
Harrelson, John Daly are those 

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people that they'll just show up
to shit. 

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Like you're at your niece's 
graduation party and like, John 

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Daly shows up. 
Why? 

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I don't know who's just in the 
area. 

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And he was like, yeah, I'll go 
to the party, OK. 

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Like, and like Bill Murray does 
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Like, he shows up and then just 
looks at people like he'll 

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don't, don't, no one will ever 
believe you. 

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And you're like, OK, it's at 
least he, at least they're not 

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Chevy Chase. 
At least they're not Chevy 

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Chase. 
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See I like yeah, Chevy Chase is 
supposedly an asshole. 

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I've never met him. 
But like I also feel there's a a

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disappointment with Chevy Chase 
because his best friend passed 

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away in like the 70s and I don't
think he ever like fully. 

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Yeah, I think it happened to, 
like a lot of those guys, like 

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they're all kind of like messed 
up a little bit because that was

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their first experience with fame
is, oh, we lost a big one with 

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us where it's like, no, this is 
supposed to happen later. 

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Like 'cause like you don't ever 
hear about like Steve Martin's 

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guys, Like, oh, hey, they were, 
you know, one of their buddies 

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died of an OD or something. 
You never heard that. 

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Where these new guys, they were 
the first ones right out of the 

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gate. 
Oh hey, five years in, one of us

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dies. 
Yeah, and, and like, like, that 

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was a great movie about Doug 
Kenney. 

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Oh yeah, I watched that one. 
The stupid feudal gesture. 

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I didn't. 
I didn't even know who the guy 

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was. 
Oh yeah, I just watched. 

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I was like, oh, it's the story 
of National Lampoon. 

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And then I went on and read the 
story afterwards and I'm like, 

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'cause I didn't, I wasn't 
expecting the ending to end the 

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way it did with him dying, which
is what happens to spoilers, but

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that's what happens in real 
life. 

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He dies. 
Yeah. 

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I had no idea that that's what 
the story was with National 

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Lampoon and that's how all those
stuff happened. 

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It's insane. 
It's insane. 

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Like, but like if that was your 
best friend and you were, if 

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that is true that Chevy Chase 
was the last person that was 

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with him before he died and then
he wasn't able to like get him 

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out of that funk or whatever. 
When that week that he did it, I

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could see Chevy Chase just 
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'cause he he still blames 
himself for that situation. 

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So I could see why he would be 
an asshole. 

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I need to check out the 
documentary though on HBO. 

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I seen it was on there like the 
other day. 

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It was on Apple first I think, 
or was on CNN something. 

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And then like 30 days later it 
was on HBO and I completely 

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forgot about it. 
I was like, no, I need to watch 

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this out 'cause I've seen the 
clip where he was like insulting

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the reporter, like the 
documentary, like you're too 

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stupid to figure me out. 
I'm like Jesus. 

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Dude, I actually almost bought a
copy of of that magazine with 

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them holding the gun to the 
dog's head on eBay. 

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Was it like the full magazine or
just a like a it? 

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Was it was the full magazine and
the name, the title of it, They,

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they rented a dog from a shelter
to sell more copies of the 

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magazine. 
And I mean, I thought it was 

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hilarious. 
And they literally just held a 

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gun to the dog's head and took a
picture. 

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And they said if you don't buy 
this magazine, I'll kill the 

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dog. 
I like his eyes, though. 

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Like the dog's eyes, like, oh 
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you get the dog to do that? 
Like, oh, shit. 

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But then like you've ever liked 
if you had a pet and you ever 

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got right too close to your 
dog's face and you see him do 

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that, they it's like, OK, I get 
it. 

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Yeah, they didn't have Photoshop
back then. 

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So how else am I supposed to get
this reaction? 

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By putting a gun to the dog's 
head. 

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Exactly. 
But like that I find what a 

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marketing strategy. 
It's kind of weird that like 

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National Lampoon did movies like
that but Mad Magazine didn't 

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like you never seen like Mad 
Presents. 

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I wonder if they did that, do 
you think they would would have 

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lasted longer I guess or had 
more 'cause they did the show 

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Mad TV which? 
Well, but I think that's a a 

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whole different time frame 
though, yeah. 

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You know, like, like the thing 
that was cool about National 

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Lampoon, at least to my 
knowledge of, like, me watching 

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like, the history and stuff on 
it, is they were doing radio and

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they were doing, like, 
magazines. 

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Yeah, but they weren't going 
into, like, film or TV. 

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So it's like they ended up 
getting getting like bought out 

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of that market by like S and now
and all that stuff. 

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So I can see like where Mad TV 
now came to a area where, OK, 

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the magazine industry is already
dying in that regard, right? 

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Or they're not prominent. 
So why would you then go into 

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that source just because of that
aspect? 

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Like I don't know if it's like 
even modern day now though, 

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like. 
Like now I think we need 

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comedies like now it's like 
whenever like there's war going 

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on and things are depressing in 
the country. 

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Now's the time when people want 
to laugh and it's like, this is 

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when we should be making 
comedies. 

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And it feels like the comedies 
they do make, they just go 

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straight to Netflix and then 
they suck because Netflix are 

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basically, I feel like the 
streaming movies and this is 

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going to screw me later if I 
ever want to work for a 

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streamer, I guess. 
But most streaming, like 

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original streaming movies feel 
like the the dollar DVDs you'd 

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find like in the bin somewhere 
at Walmart, yes, like these 

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cheap TV movies and all that 
stuff that you like couldn't 

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find before. 
They just the and the quality's 

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gone down like just in terms of 
stories. 

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Well, I mean, at the end of the 
day, how many stories can you 

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actually tell, though, Andy? 
Facts. 

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You get what I mean? 
Like, yeah, like the one thing I

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liked, 'cause I don't know how 
old you are, but you don't have 

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to say. 
Oh, I'm like in my 30s. 

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Yeah, same. 
Here I'm in my mid 30s but we 

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always used to have like that 
funny like, I don't know, like 

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teen adult movie. 
Yeah, like super bad. 

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Yeah, like we had super bad we 
had. 

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Not another. 
Pineapple Express. 

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Pineapple Express was awesome. 
Yeah, you you would always get 

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something like Adventureland or 
something like that one. 

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I love always. 
I still watch. 

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It did, Carl, you call it. 
What you want is like Cruel 

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Intentions, the movie I love way
better than the show. 

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I thought the show was stupid. 
Yeah, 'cause like, look at what 

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they did with the burbs. 
They took the burbs and then 

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made it into ATV show. 
And I'm like, does anyone 

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realize this is a remake or they
just think, hey, did you see 

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that new Keke Palmer show? 
You didn't. 

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It's like, did you tell anything
different than what the movie 

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already did? 
No. 

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Like it should be like like did 
you? 

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Could you reference it like hey 
it's the old house from the 

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movie but but? 
They're not going to do that. 

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Yeah, they're not, because that 
was actually created for the 

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generation that doesn't know the
verbs. 

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Yep. 
So they actually, that's the 

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difficult. 
It's almost like they've reset 

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culture in my mind. 
It does because like there's a 

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lot of things that you'll 
reference now and like kids, 

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they do not understand the 
reference because there's so 

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much now for them to see. 
They don't realize things are a 

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like they'll make memes of stuff
that don't. 

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They don't realize is a 
reference, like the Predator 

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one. 
They aren't old and like they 

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don't realize that the whole 
thing is from Predator. 

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Then they watch Predator and go,
oh, it's like the meme and 

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you're like, no, no, the meme is
like this. 

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Let's get this straight. 
Now you get, now you get why old

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people used to be pissed all the
time. 

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Now you're like, you know what? 
I'm becoming that guy. 

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Well but it like I turned off 
the burps show like halfway 

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through because I was like OK 
this is stupid I already watched

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a movie. 
Yeah, I already know how the 

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Yeah, the family did it. 
We don't need to know. 

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They're hiding a secret. 
They are. 

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But I can see them how they 
reformatted it though because 

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they had like 1/2 season where 
that half season would almost be

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like a 2 1/2 hour movie. 
Yeah, I'm. 

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But the attention span wise for 
the kids that are coming up 

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isn't actually long enough for 
an hour and a half movie. 

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That's why I started. 
I started thinking like, 

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remember how like in TV, like TV
shows, like for us growing up 

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were 22 episodes, 25 episodes a 
season. 

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Well, now you try to binge that 
now and you get kind of burned 

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out like halfway through 'cause 
there's so many episodes like 

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The Simpsons, Like The Simpsons 
I've had to like take breaks on 

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because it's like all right, by 
season 10, I'm losing interest 

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here. 
And but I do like these shows 

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where it's like 13 episodes the 
season or 8 episodes. 

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I feel like network TV needs to 
switch to that. 

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Like do like these eight episode
seasons. 

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Like that way for eight weeks, 
your show's on now, another 

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eight weeks, you can have 
another show in to fill that 

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time slot. 
Like I think they used to do it 

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in the 50s. 
And it's like that way, 'cause 

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all these studios are buying up 
these shows and stuff. 

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I would start doing that. 
So that way you're like, you're 

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still creating content, you're 
still keeping people's jobs. 

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It's just that you have more 
variety now, yeah. 

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Well, I mean, I I actually love 
going back and looking at shows 

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in like the 60s and 70s. 
Yeah, my parent, I, I've done 

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that a lot because my parents 
like the retro TV stuff. 

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But like, OK, like Leave It to 
Beaver was on every morning when

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kids were going to school. 
But actually what I find funny 

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is there's like a lot of random 
public service announcements 

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they would have to the kids for 
like new things that were 

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starting to happen. 
Like for instance, that whole 

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time frame, like Beaver starts 
getting the bus, but and at that

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time the bus was new to the 
communities in the area. 

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Everyone was walking however 
miles they had to walk to 

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school. 
So they were trying to teach all

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the kids how to use the bus. 
Yeah, I liked whenever, like 

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shows kind of did that. 
Like there was a little bit of a

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lesson baked into the show, 
like, and you watch that with 

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everything. 
Like if it's an old Western, 

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there's a lesson. 
If you watch like the Twilight 

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Zone, there's a huge lesson of 
it. 

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I was just watching one. 
It was Dennis Hopper. 

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And Dennis Hopper's like a young
fascist. 

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Like, he's like a young kid 
that's like doing all this 

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stuff. 
And then he's like visited by 

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the shadowy figure that's 
telling him what to do. 

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And he starts doing it and 
starts getting like, bigger and 

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he's getting more people in. 
And then at the very end it's 

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revealed who the shadow was and 
it's the ghost of Hitler. 

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Wow. 
And like it they said that when 

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that episode came out, people 
were pissed because they said 

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World War 2 just happened 15 
years ago and you're having 

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Hitler on TV. 
And they were like, yeah, but do

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you understand what he's saying?
He's like, you guys are building

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up this hate. 
That's who's influencing it. 

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It's the same type of person 
that's influencing this. 

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And it's like in the 60s, like 
like it's he's basically telling

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people like like almost like 
he's doing these episode pre 

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civil rights to get the point 
across. 

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And like people didn't even 
realize that they were getting 

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hit with a point until like the 
very end. 

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It was like, oh shit, yeah, 
maybe I am a being a Dick to 

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people, you know? 
Well, I mean, yeah, yeah. 

446
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:05,480
It's like, and then they were, 
it seemed like in the 60s and 

447
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,680
70s as well. 
They were also trying to test 

448
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,120
how long they can hold someone's
attention because you have 

449
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,520
Colombo. 
Yeah, there's an hour long. 2 

450
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,240
hour long. 
And sometimes, like Columbo 

451
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:21,200
doesn't enter until 45 minutes 
in because they are so busy 

452
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,240
setting up the story. 
Like I remember watching, like 

453
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,720
we're, I was watching TV with my
parents and the show started and

454
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,640
I had no idea what the show was,
'cause I'm like, I don't 

455
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,840
recognize anybody here. 
And then all of a sudden Columbo

456
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,520
walks in and he's like, oh hey, 
like I'm like, so we're watching

457
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,920
Columbo this whole time. 
No idea. 

458
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,280
Like 'cause it was like 30 
minutes of just story and 

459
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,080
filler. 
Can you literally try doing a 

460
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,960
Colombo 'cause you hit him 
perfectly? 

461
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,800
Oh, that's a hard one, 'cause we
just like 01 more thing like 

462
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:56,520
yeah, that's he is like the 
first the best Colombo I've ever

463
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:02,680
heard has to be He's in a few 
good men. 

464
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,800
Sure. 
Kevin Pollak, did you ever see 

465
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,360
Kevin Pollaks? 
Yeah, 'cause he gets the I and 

466
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,080
everything he can do that I'll 
have to show you like on 

467
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,840
YouTube. 
Like I'm so bad at like trying 

468
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,320
to like show people and record, 
but like, it's perfect. 

469
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,240
Like he can get the I twit, like
the I move. 

470
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,880
He would call in like trying to 
get like talk to Carson as Peter

471
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,200
Falk and get in the, the way the
secretary almost like put him 

472
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,040
through and was like, actually 
he'll call you back. 

473
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,560
And then he's like, OK, like it.
It didn't work 'cause like now 

474
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,960
Peter Fox could get a random 
call. 

475
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:42,480
I didn't call you like, did you?
That's awesome. 

476
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,800
He's in. 
I was watching something I 

477
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,440
didn't know he was in Robin in 
the Seven Hoods. 

478
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,240
I did not know he was the nut. 
He's the Falk, yeah. 

479
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,320
He's basically trying to bust 
Frank Sinatra, indeed, Martin 

480
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,360
and all those guys, I think. 
I can't remember if he's in like

481
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:03,360
a rival gangster or he's a cop. 
Dude, he was typecast. 

482
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,760
He's a cop. 
Yeah, there's no way in hell 

483
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:11,080
they're gonna make a prominent 
police officer a a gangster. 

484
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,680
I felt bad for him, though, 
'cause like as he got older, he 

485
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,320
started having like, Alzheimer's
and was like, yeah, lashing out 

486
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,080
at people. 
Like he was like walking down 

487
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,200
the street, like, get away from 
me. 

488
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,200
Oh, shit. 
And like you felt, you kind of 

489
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,520
felt bad 'cause like you could 
tell like he did like he wasn't 

490
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,120
there like he's not really there
kind of thing. 

491
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,120
It's like ah damn. 
It's like why is no one with 

492
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,000
him? 
Like someone take get a hold of 

493
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,240
this guy like make check on him,
make sure he's good. 

494
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,840
Well. 
I mean, there's only so many 

495
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,520
times you could be an asshole to
people before they just say 

496
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,960
screw it, yeah. 
There's a few people I've done 

497
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,760
that where it's like, all right,
that's cool. 

498
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,680
And they go, well, how come you 
don't talk to me? 

499
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,280
I'm like, think about it, think 
real long and hard. 

500
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,720
Why somebody would want to be 
like, I'm good? 

501
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,960
Have you literally just like 
listen to how you speak to 

502
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,680
people? 
Yep, it's not hard to understand

503
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,120
this concept. 
Yeah. 

504
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,200
So, yeah, yeah. 
So when did you like, where was 

505
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,120
your first like open mic? 
You said you started like 2006. 

506
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,320
Yeah, I started at Gotham Comedy
Club in New York City. 

507
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,520
Oh damn, what a place to start. 
Just kick it off right there in 

508
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,800
in the Big Apple. 
That's true, I guess. 

509
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,840
Like, yeah, go, go, go big or go
home. 

510
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:30,280
Yeah, I was 16 at the time and, 
and then my grandma passed away 

511
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:37,080
and left me like $3000 to me. 
And I haven't been on vacation 

512
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,640
in a while. 
And my mom's like, but what do 

513
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,320
you want to do with the money? 
And I was like, I'm going to go 

514
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,520
to New York City and do comedy. 
Yeah, just try it. 

515
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,120
Why not? 
And that's what I did. 

516
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,960
My first show was my best show. 
I got a standing ovation in like

517
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,800
the middle of my ACT and 
everything else has just been a 

518
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,360
steady decline. 
Yeah, 'cause it's like, well, 

519
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,400
it's usually 'cause they hit you
with that, oh, it's this first 

520
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,640
time on stage. 
And then if you do decent, they 

521
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,080
think you're amazing 'cause it's
your first time on stage. 

522
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,160
Well, my writing was better. 
Oh, really? 

523
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:18,800
Well, yeah, I, I actually set up
a beautiful one liner where I 

524
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:24,480
set up because I was just 
getting my driver's license and 

525
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:31,080
it was my mom wanted to take me 
to like a mental institution 

526
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,200
because I didn't want to do 
anything. 

527
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,200
And then I was like, you know, 
it's fine. 

528
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:40,760
Like my, my brother works at 
UPS, my dad is a building code 

529
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,440
official and my mom works at the
bank. 

530
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,720
And I know anytime I want, I can
either do this or go to the 

531
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,920
mental institution. 
Oh, just so you know, I started 

532
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:56,520
driving and like the the I just 
paused for like probably like 15

533
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,800
seconds and then the room just 
erupted in like a standing 

534
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,040
ovation. 
Nice. 

535
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,200
Yeah. 
So ever since then I've been 

536
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,560
steadily decreasing. 
I remember, I remember like the 

537
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,840
first time I went up, I was 
like, I everybody's like, what 

538
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,920
kind of like, do you have any 
jokes? 

539
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,000
And I'm like, I got one story to
tell 'cause I didn't know how to

540
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,640
write a joke, didn't know how to
write comedy at all. 

541
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:22,440
I just went up and was like, 
this is a story about the first 

542
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,880
Saint Patty's Day post COVID. 
And it was basically like got 

543
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,360
hammered down at Mario's. 
And then one of my buddies was 

544
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,680
like, hey, let's go to the club.
And then we go to the club and I

545
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,360
said, I didn't realize I have my
knife on me. 

546
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,080
And so my buddies, girl, he was 
dating at the time, now wife and

547
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,120
well, congratulations. 
Yeah, hid the knife in a very 

548
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,040
secret area. 
Her bone. 

549
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,760
No front. 
Oh yeah. 

550
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,000
Oh, that's interesting. 
Yeah, that's a weird. 

551
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,480
One, and the thing was it was 
and like that was like enough to

552
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:55,200
like catch the attention of the 
bar and then I was like, yeah. 

553
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,920
And I was just like. 
And it wasn't like a small like 

554
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,880
pocket knife. 
We're talking about a Leatherman

555
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,920
work knife. 
Like this thing was thick and 

556
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,080
she hit it right in there was 
like. 

557
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,120
OK, and you know what your 
friend said? 

558
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,240
I like her 'cause she could take
it. 

559
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,120
No, you know what he said? 
You know what he said to me, 

560
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,760
'cause my girl's ride or die. 
And she was like, I wouldn't 

561
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,800
know if I'd say that. 
Like good for smuggling drugs 

562
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,520
maybe. 
But And that like got a huge, 

563
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,120
like, kind of response out of 
the bar. 

564
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,080
Like they were like laughing a 
little bit, 'cause it was like 

565
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,800
crazy. 
And I was like, oh, is this what

566
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,480
comedy's like? 
And I was like, this is kind of 

567
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,240
cool. 
And then I was trying to think 

568
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:35,240
of more and more stuff like as 
time went on, so I don't tell 

569
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,160
that one as much anymore. 
Like, 'cause I figured out how 

570
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,520
to make it like I, I just never 
like worked on it, like to make 

571
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,720
it into a stand up joke. 
So it's like, OK, I need to 

572
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,520
like, I need to go back to it 
eventually. 

573
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,120
I. 
Mean we'll look at it after. 

574
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,520
Yeah, 'cause it's funny. 
Yeah, 'cause it's like it was, 

575
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,760
it was a wild night. 
There's so much that happens 

576
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,280
that night. 
That's that tacks on to it. 

577
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,520
That's like, it's a bigger story
than just that. 

578
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,760
Well, it's a beautiful setup. 
Oh yeah, 'cause I was just like,

579
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,800
yeah, 'cause eventually you have
to get the knife back. 

580
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,240
And it was like, what do you 
mean? 

581
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,280
It's like it's just $100 knife. 
You think I'm just gonna let her

582
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,680
have it? 
Like, no, give it back. 

583
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,800
It was like, at what point do 
you write it off? 

584
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,360
And it's like depending on who 
it is you then you write it off.

585
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,960
That's hilarious because you're 
like. 

586
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,160
And the knife wasn't the only 
thing she was storing up there. 

587
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,280
Yeah, they handed me a yeah. 
She had this. 

588
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,680
She had that she. 
She handed me back a chain Mace 

589
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,160
and I was like I don't know what
the fuck. 

590
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,000
You see what I mean? 
I didn't have that. 

591
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,600
You could have a list of three 
or four different things, and 

592
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,680
then finally I got my knife 
back. 

593
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,440
I'm like, holy shit, that's 
God's glove. 

594
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,040
It was like, Mary, imagine if it
was Mary Poppins that did it. 

595
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,400
Geez, you'd be like you had a 
coat rack up there. 

596
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,640
Exactly. 
Holy shit she had a whole nother

597
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,760
pair of panties up there. 
I remember that movie threw me 

598
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,640
off like as a kid, like 
wondering how they pulled that 

599
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,560
off. 
Whenever she has the book the 

600
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,760
thing down. 
And now I go back as an adult 

601
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,080
and I try to look for it like 
you try to look for the the ways

602
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,960
of how they did it, like, 'cause
when they show it to you 

603
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,880
afterwards, you're like, oh, 
that's not as fun. 

604
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,880
Like watching like I think was 
it Wizard of Oz? 

605
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,320
And when the the witch goes and 
hits the throws the smoke down, 

606
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,520
if you look real close before 
she goes like disappear, you can

607
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,440
see the smoke come out of the 
square of where the elevator 

608
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,160
thing that's going to drop her 
down the set is. 

609
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,360
And I think the one is like, 
yeah, she got burned like really

610
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,160
bad after that, 'cause like 
there's a bunch of fire that 

611
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,120
comes up and like, yeah, we, we 
got that one take because she 

612
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:38,360
was very burned afterwards. 
Well, I don't know. 

613
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,120
And there's sometimes I go back 
and I realize that I missed the 

614
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,200
whole plot of the movie. 
'Cause you're like looking at 

615
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,760
other things or Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, like that happened to me 

616
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,600
with Mike Judge movie Office 
Space. 

617
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,520
Oh, 'cause you're like looking 
at other stuff in the. 

618
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,640
Yeah, I actually until like 2 
years ago, I never actually 

619
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:03,920
realized that the reason why he 
had that attitude was because he

620
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,960
was never snapped out of 
hypnosis. 

621
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Yeah, I remember that, 'cause 
there's one part where he, like,

622
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,840
he never snaps out of it. 
So he's just like, I kind of 

623
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,560
don't care. 
And the guy had the heart attack

624
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,160
and never was able to finish 
snapping to get him out of that.

625
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,920
Yeah, so he's just in A and. 
My my mom literally said to me, 

626
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,000
Corey, you missed the whole 
plot. 

627
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,680
Yeah, 'cause at that point you 
might have just got up to go to 

628
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,880
the bathroom. 
Cause assuming that's the scene 

629
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,600
and you missed that little 
detail of something and you're 

630
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,000
like, I've watched this movie 
like 100 times. 

631
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,720
I've always missed, just 
happened to miss that one part. 

632
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:44,600
Yes, yeah, 'cause that movie 
actually was very similar to me 

633
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,280
watching as Shallow Hal. 
Oh, really? 

634
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,200
Jack Black when? 
Whenever we've seen the fat 

635
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,920
people and now he sees the 
internal beauty of the person. 

636
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,520
Yeah, I wish I could get that. 
100% 'cause there's some people 

637
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,480
you meet and you're like, I'm 
sure that I kinda wanna see what

638
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,440
you're really like, 'cause 
there's some people that's like 

639
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,680
you would meet that are like 
super hot. 

640
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,600
And then you see what they look 
like for real. 

641
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,920
And he's like, she's ugly and 
they're like, what you talking 

642
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,840
about? 
And then when you see her in 

643
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,440
real life, he's like, oh, who's 
the babe? 

644
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,719
And like really? 
You've met her. 

645
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,800
And then they're like, no, 
that's not her. 

646
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,280
She was hideous before. 
And they're like, he didn't 

647
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,360
realize he was hypnotized. 
Well, but one thing that 

648
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:27,040
confuses me though is that one 
brunette girl who's always with 

649
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,520
him. 
It like her, his neighbor or 

650
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,400
whatever who wants to sleep with
him. 

651
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,920
She's always attractive the 
whole movie. 

652
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,120
So like, she's the only one that
was like, that's really how she 

653
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,560
is. 
She's attractive at the 

654
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,560
beginning and then she's 
attractive throughout the whole 

655
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,639
movie and never changes so. 
Secretly, is she the one that, 

656
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,719
like, hooks up with Jason 
Alexander at the end? 

657
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,719
I believe so. 
She's that attractive brunette 

658
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,639
with like, the olive tone skin. 
Yeah. 

659
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:57,480
She's been in a lot of movies. 
We're going to have to go back 

660
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,360
and I'm going to like, do you 
bring up phones and actually do 

661
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,160
the research on who the girl is 
right now or how? 

662
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,480
How do you like your podcast to 
be run in that aspect? 

663
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,280
Because part of me is so 
curious. 

664
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,200
Sometimes I just Google it like 
right there on the spot, like 

665
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,160
I'll just look like who is it? 
And I'm like, hang on a second. 

666
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,680
And just like I'm like keep 
talking. 

667
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,280
I'll just go and I am BB real 
quick and look up shallow how 

668
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,200
OK. 
Yeah. 

669
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,360
Can you do that? 
Oh, for sure, yeah, 'cause it's 

670
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,760
like take that's The thing is I 
need a Jamie like I need a guy 

671
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,680
that on the side is like, I got 
you bro, I know who you were 

672
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:31,280
meeting. 
Let's see, what was her name? 

673
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,760
Is it Jill? 
Is that her? 

674
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,560
Yeah. 
Susan Ward. 

675
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:44,640
She was in Sunset Beach. 
The IN crowd, I'm trying to see 

676
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,240
what else she was in. 
Reese. 

677
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,680
Wow. 
Just a lot of I get, well, CSI, 

678
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,600
maybe she's a musician 'cause it
says she did music for. 

679
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,000
Let's see. 
That's weird. 

680
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,240
There's no weird. 
Like when you ever usually see 

681
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,800
some, like somebody in one movie
and they're actually pretty good

682
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,040
and then like you look at the 
other things like, oh, you were 

683
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,200
just in that. 
Yeah, she didn't really do much.

684
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,240
Dang. 
But she was attractive in the 

685
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,440
whole movie. 
See, sometimes I wonder if 

686
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,480
that's what they if they 
actually meant to do that on 

687
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,360
purpose, or is it because, oh, 
we didn't think that, I guess we

688
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,160
didn't think that went through 
'cause sometimes you catch that,

689
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,480
like in certain movies. 
Be well, but, and that's the 

690
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,800
thing I would love to know. 
So if someone ever watches this 

691
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,720
episode that notes yes, feel 
free to reach out to us because 

692
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,320
I would actually love to know 
that. 

693
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,080
Detail. 
You hear me? 

694
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,800
Well, Farley. 
Farley brothers they were. 

695
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,040
I think they made that. 
Oh, did they? 

696
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,640
Yeah. 
That's the one that they said 

697
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,720
they all regret making because 
it does not hold up. 

698
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,680
It does not. 
Society does not like that movie

699
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,160
anymore. 
Oh. 

700
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,200
Come on, it was it was 
enjoyable. 

701
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,240
It's fat shaming and all that 
stuff. 

702
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:02,800
It's like, well, OK, listen, as 
a big guy I will tell you this 

703
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,080
right now, being heavy sucks. 
There's so many like problems 

704
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,240
with it. 
It sucks. 

705
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,800
But I also agree sometimes it is
genetics. 

706
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,720
There's a lot of factors, but 
also I do believe the government

707
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,520
has been putting steroids in our
foods so that we don't starve. 

708
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,800
But I hold on, I don't under can
you explain why it is fat 

709
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,760
shaming, though? 
Because he's finding the beauty 

710
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,880
of a larger woman, but he's 
seeing her as beautiful because 

711
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,560
that's who she truly is. 
And there's a lot of heavyset 

712
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,480
people, right, who are actually 
very. 

713
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,760
Nice. 
I think it was because they 

714
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,320
didn't like how extreme they 
went with their portraying, like

715
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,880
people that were fat. 
Like, when she's on the diving 

716
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,840
board and it bows down. 
But like, it's a comedy. 

717
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,840
They live in a heightened world.
It's come on. 

718
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,120
Yeah. 
And it's like, first of all, 

719
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,480
like, if a board's bending that 
much, it's gonna snap in real 

720
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,960
life, like, And no one is that 
heavy. 

721
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,840
Well. 
You can't say that. 

722
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,320
That's true, 'cause it's like 
you. 

723
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,320
Yeah. 
And I'm like, how is that not 

724
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,960
fat? 
How is that not fat shaming? 

725
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,480
That's worse. 
Actually, that is way more rude 

726
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,560
to fat people. 
Yeah, because you're like, oh, 

727
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,520
I'm gonna tape you when you're 
fat. 

728
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,160
I guess the argument is is kind 
of like there's a lot of people 

729
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,120
watching, like, thank God that's
not me right now. 

730
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,320
Like thank God. 
Like they see it and they're 

731
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,240
like, oh, I'm scared. 
And they wish they could have 

732
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,840
that much internal beauty. 
I mean, if you're miserable and 

733
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,280
fat, there's an issue. 
Yeah, that's the bad part. 

734
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,920
You have to choose one or the. 
Other Yeah, you got to either be

735
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:38,200
fat and happy or be fat and sad 
when nobody sees it, Like just 

736
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,320
be like, I'm sad. 
That's where this came from. 

737
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:46,240
Yeah, I had, I had a joke about 
because it's like, you know, I 

738
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,960
was taking Ozempic to help lose,
like, you know, help with the 

739
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,560
weight loss thing. 
But the problem is, is that it 

740
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,720
cures your alcoholism. 
Like, you still want to drink, 

741
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,000
but you can't drink. 
Yeah. 

742
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:02,000
So it's like, oh, you, you cured
the the problem, but didn't fix 

743
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,760
the depression that came with 
it, you know? 

744
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,160
What? 
I mean, you know, I could 

745
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,760
actually really see that, right?
Yeah, 'cause you're not. 

746
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,320
'Cause you can't, you're not 
curing the thing that makes you 

747
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,680
want to do it. 
Yeah, you're curing the the 

748
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,240
thing that you're doing, I 
guess. 

749
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:26,960
I I guess my question is 
actually like like but what's 

750
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,520
actually causing you to be 
depressed? 

751
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,440
Right. 
It's it's also like, you know, 

752
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,320
like smoking because like people
who take message, like they take

753
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,040
medicine to stop smoking. 
But it's like, OK, but what's 

754
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,280
making you smoke? 
Yeah. 

755
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,800
And they're like, oh, I'm 
stressed at work. 

756
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,920
OK, cool. 
But did you think maybe stop the

757
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,560
stress and that would help too? 
Or you're just going to be 

758
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,520
stressed and like now you're 
just going to beat your wife now

759
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,320
instead of smoking. 
Yeah, or or abuse boobs. 

760
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,320
Yeah, because it's not as 
harmful. 

761
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,960
I or maybe I don't know, but 
depends on what statistics you 

762
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,120
look at. 
Yeah, I do hear like whenever 

763
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,160
the the non-smoking medication 
makes you like SNAP. 

764
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,440
Like people like were saying 
like they had bad dreams and 

765
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,320
stuff and like I remember like 
my brother said, he was taking 

766
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:09,960
it. 
He is. 

767
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,520
I punched a hole in the wall in 
my sleep because he was like I 

768
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,400
was having a dream and I freaked
and just hauled off and hit. 

769
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,960
He just didn't even realize he 
was thank God. 

770
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,880
Like I was by myself when that 
happened. 

771
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,040
What? 
The hell was in that? 

772
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,320
That's what. 
I'm wondering, I don't know if 

773
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,120
it's something because it's you 
figure it's messing with the 

774
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,920
chemicals in your brain. 
So whenever you're sleeping, 

775
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,920
it's whatever chemicals are 
running wild there. 

776
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,760
Oh, that's creepy. 
Yeah. 

777
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,280
Hopefully it's like not acting 
like the big monster one because

778
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,280
I'm like I'm going to freak. 
Well, and, and like, I don't 

779
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,960
know if you saw this study, this
is a little off topic, but 

780
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaking of dreaming, like I 
find it weird McDonald's put $80

781
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:55,600
million, it was 60 to $80 
million to try to get people to 

782
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,360
think of McDonald's while they 
dream. 

783
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,120
Whoa. 
I wonder if that's the the thing

784
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,320
that they were using when in 
Venezuela, the Discombobulator. 

785
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,600
That's what it was, the same 
machine that McDonald's thought 

786
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,040
of. 
So like Oliver, like I don't 

787
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,920
know, but I have this craving 
for McDonald's. 

788
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:17,640
We're gonna just keep it. 
I literally said to, to my to my

789
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,120
buddy. 
I was like, if I start dreaming 

790
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,320
of McDonald's. 
You. 

791
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,560
Know what it? 
You know who it was? 

792
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,880
There was a young advertising 
exec that watched Batman Forever

793
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,440
and was like, yo, I have an 
idea. 

794
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,040
Which was actually a pretty 
solid plan on the Riddler's 

795
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,200
part. 
Like, oh, I'm going to put this 

796
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,880
thing that people attach to 
their TV, I'm going to suck in 

797
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,160
their knowledge while they're 
watching TV. 

798
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,800
Well, but what if that actually 
happens? 

799
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,440
I mean. 
But they kind of do with TikTok.

800
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:57,800
Well, but even like, OK, they 
literally have the technology to

801
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:03,920
tell how OK, for instance, even 
might like making a movie. 

802
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,360
Now you're you have to decrease 
the twists and turns of a show 

803
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,960
or a movie because they did an 
analysis. 

804
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:16,960
People are expecting the twist. 
Well, no, that 80% of people 

805
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:21,200
watching the shows are also on 
their phone. 

806
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:26,040
Yep. 
I think was it Matt Damon was on

807
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,080
I think Joe Rogan's podcast or 
something and they were talking 

808
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,160
about having to write a movie 
for Netflix and they said we're 

809
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,080
used to writing movies the old 
school way. 

810
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,800
Like we wrote Goodwill Hunting 
where you can just write the 

811
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,600
movie and just there's no like 
you don't have to have any 

812
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,760
conditions for you is Netflix is
like, OK, you have to have a big

813
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,040
action set piece in the first 
act He is. 

814
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,360
Then you have to constantly 
remind people in the middle of 

815
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,000
what the plot is he is and then 
at the end have another big 

816
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,720
action set piece and that's your
movie. 

817
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,840
And he goes, but why can't we 
just make a movie? 

818
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,880
And they're like, well, no, your
budget is allocated for a big 

819
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,880
action set piece here, a big 
action set piece here. 

820
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:09,080
And the rest is just filler. 
And he's like, OK, so it's like,

821
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,440
you feel like you're handcuffed,
like, into writing a movie that 

822
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,960
way. 
And it's like. 

823
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,160
But that's why every movie 
blows. 

824
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,960
Yeah, 'cause everybody who's 
actually a film fan does this 

825
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,240
sucks. 
And most of the people go this 

826
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,960
sucks because they don't. 
They're using data to write 

827
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,400
movies instead of just writing 
movies and letting people find 

828
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,600
out what they like. 
Yeah. 

829
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,840
And and I mean, at that point, 
if, but it's my question is, 

830
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:42,040
well, they have to see somehow 
you threw a television because 

831
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,200
how the fuck are you getting 
that information of people not 

832
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,120
looking after well, you know. 
Well, it's like, look at Marvel.

833
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,760
Like I love the Marvel movies. 
I'm a Marvel fan. 

834
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,360
I got the thing tattooed on me. 
I got all this comic book shit 

835
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,520
over here, too. 
I'm a movie fan. 

836
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,080
I'm a Marvel guy, but my nephew 
pointed out something to me that

837
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,200
I didn't kind of realize because
I watched most of those movies 

838
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,640
in theaters once and then I 
don't watch them at home. 

839
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,760
Very few do. 
I watch ones at home and he 

840
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,280
goes, did you ever notice that 
in Marvel movies after like 

841
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,600
something big happens, there's a
pause and I was like, no, 

842
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,680
there's not. 
He goes, go watch No way Home. 

843
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,560
He goes. 
There's a scene when all the 

844
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,640
Spider Man are swinging through 
and they land on the Statue of 

845
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,320
Liberty and they all do their 
pose. 

846
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,200
He goes. 
That pause feels like it's an 

847
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,200
eternity because the pause is in
there for the audience to lose 

848
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,400
their shit. 
He goes and it works in a 

849
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,240
theater, but when you're 
watching at home it's awkward. 

850
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,920
Like there's like a 10 second 
pause and then it goes on to the

851
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,160
next scene. 
He goes. 

852
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,960
Any other movie would show that 
there's the moment and they 

853
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,320
continue the next scene. 
It's like there's moments now 

854
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,920
they anticipate. 
OK, 10 seconds, 1/2 through 

855
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:56,000
audience cheer, then next scene 
and I was like, I'd never 

856
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,080
noticed that until you start 
watching, then you start seeing 

857
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:01,720
it like Infinity War end game. 
There's all these moments where 

858
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,400
that happens and. 
It's so sad. 

859
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,080
Yeah. 
It, it is so sad. 

860
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,880
You know what I've recently 
discovered that I really love? 

861
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,640
Well, actually, can we pause 
here? 

862
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,760
Yeah. 100% we could pause here. 
OK, cool. 

863
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,320
Give me one SEC. 
There we go. 

864
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,000
There we go. 
Yeah. 

865
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,600
So yeah, we're back from the 
break. 

866
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,840
Had to restock on beer. 
Yeah. 

867
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,000
Thank you. 
I feel bad. 

868
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,200
I can't. 
I can't. 

869
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,680
Yep. 
There it goes. 

870
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,760
Nah, it's cool. 
I'll get it later. 

871
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,520
Yeah. 
I'm sorry. 

872
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,520
Nah, you're fine. 
Yeah, trust me. 

873
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,040
It's one of these couches where 
it's like I'm a single guy. 

874
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,080
I'm not going to take this with 
me whenever I whenever I have a 

875
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,880
wife entity away one day. 
So. 

876
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,680
No, I mean. 
Yeah, it's like, I, I mean that.

877
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,120
And it's like I've spilled 
stuff. 

878
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,000
Like it's just, I can't get too,
you know, I don't understand why

879
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,200
anybody gets mad at anything. 
Yeah. 

880
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,480
Like everybody acts like they 
don't like, at some point 

881
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,800
mistreat their own stuff. 
You know what I mean? 

882
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,800
Oh. 
I mess up everything. 

883
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,040
Yeah, like, you know what I 
mean? 

884
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,040
Like was it did. 
I make your phone comfortable, 

885
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,760
Andy. 
You pulled a video, dude pulled 

886
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,840
a pillow closer to you. 
No I. 

887
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,000
Or are you just wishing you had 
someone to cuddle? 

888
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,440
No, I just need. 
Yeah, exactly. 

889
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,600
That's exactly what it is. 
That's exactly what it is. 

890
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,880
She knows who she is anyway. 
Oh baby. 

891
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,160
Yeah, some new romance. 
Yeah, watch, watch from this 

892
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,240
episode comes out. 
It won't. 

893
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,880
We won't be. 
It won't be anything. 

894
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,960
And I'll be like, yeah, you 
know, you should be hurt later. 

895
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,960
You're gonna kill us. 
You love me. 

896
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Oh, man. 
Yeah. 

897
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,640
We were talking about like how 
moments in movies like they have

898
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,120
this built in thing now. 
Yeah, you where they have that 

899
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,160
pausing, which I never like. 
I mean, I guess now looking at 

900
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,880
it, that makes more sense. 
Yeah. 

901
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,880
Yeah, 'cause you want that 
moment to be like. 

902
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,480
Oh yeah. 
But it's OK, So like, I expect 

903
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,680
it more like from like a movie 
versus like, like, like those 

904
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,440
kind of movies. 
It's like, OK, but these are 

905
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,520
also like experiences. 
Like I'm coming here. 

906
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,040
Like I know what I'm signing up 
for when I walk in here, I know 

907
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,840
that the crowd's gonna be a 
little crazy 'cause it's a, it's

908
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,600
a popular movie. 
I'm supposed to come here to 

909
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,760
enjoy this, Like, but if I want 
to watch a movie that's serious,

910
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,720
I will also go see that too. 
It's just there's sometimes 

911
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:17,760
there's so many movies coming 
out that I'm like, like, there's

912
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,560
a lot of movies I want to go 
see, but it's like, this doesn't

913
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,840
look worth my time going to the 
theater to see it. 

914
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:29,600
So I actually love a lot of 
anime storylines better. 

915
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,200
OK. 
Men like traditional storylines.

916
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,520
I almost cried at this one anime
cartoon called Demon Slayer. 

917
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,000
I've heard of it but I've never 
like watched it. 

918
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,920
So Demon Slayer, I'll tell you 
the subplot. 

919
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,040
My gosh, it's a it's a 
tearjerker man. 

920
00:47:50,640 --> 00:48:00,160
So like a guy goes to get fired 
with for his family. 

921
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,920
He has like 6 brothers, sisters,
you know, all together. 

922
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,960
And then the dad, he's nowhere 
to be found or whatever. 

923
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,800
I think he died or something. 
And then he can't go up the hill

924
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,280
because supposedly demons come 
out at night but his family 

925
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,160
mistakes him for a demon because
they thought he was coming home 

926
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:24,280
and then they all die. 
This isn't like the first like 

927
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:32,760
boom like 10 minutes of the show
and then the one demon has the 

928
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,720
you can be turned into a demon 
by another demon. 

929
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:44,640
So they turned his one sister 
into a demon, and he feels 

930
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,400
sympathy for demons. 
Because the sisters. 

931
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,480
One his sister is. 
One, but even though like, like 

932
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,840
they're the villains, he has 
sympathy for them. 

933
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,720
That's fair. 
And then then his goal, he's 

934
00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:01,920
like, Oh my gosh, her life is 
going to be terrible because 

935
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,400
she's going to outlive everyone 
she loves. 

936
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,120
Oh, yeah, I guess, Yeah, I 
guess, yeah. 

937
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,480
And he wants to find a way to 
turn her back into a human. 

938
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,120
I feel like it's to be a hard 
thing to do. 

939
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,280
It's like, how do I make this 
person is now a supernatural 

940
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,760
entity and a human? 
But I guess it's like once we 

941
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,240
have acknowledged the fact that 
we live in a world, the weird 

942
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,920
things can happen. 
Anything's possible. 

943
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,520
Like that's The thing is you 
watch like these movies and 

944
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,320
stuff where like there's these 
wild circumstances and people 

945
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,320
like, well, that's not 
realistic. 

946
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,000
He's like, well, the fact that 
they're have like, you know, 

947
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,200
you're watching these Marvel 
movies. 

948
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,400
You see these people using like,
oh, that wouldn't happen. 

949
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,800
Like, well, they also flying men
don't happen either. 

950
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,320
But that's that we're watching a
movie with this. 

951
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,160
It's what it is, is like, it's 
whenever it's like justified to 

952
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,440
be pissed off is when it's like 
you set your own rules and then 

953
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,320
you broke your own rules. 
Like, you know, you're telling 

954
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,800
me, oh, you can't do this. 
But then you break, find a way 

955
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,480
that Oh, yeah, this guy's 
perfectly fine. 

956
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,520
But Fast and Furious is a prime 
example of that. 

957
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,880
Like, you're telling me that 
someone can die this way, but 

958
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,920
Dominic Toretto can walk through
fucking jet fuel and it's fine. 

959
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,800
Like he's perfectly normal and 
there's no broken bone. 

960
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,880
Anything. 
Yeah. 

961
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:21,480
OK. 
I mean but what I like about it 

962
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:29,040
is whenever he does kill a demon
he almost like gets sad and and 

963
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,000
then you see the back story of 
how a person became a demon. 

964
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:33,920
Oh, and then it's like it 
brings. 

965
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:41,280
Up all these sad emotional, it's
actually way more of a better 

966
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,760
storyline than half the movies 
I've seen lately that are live 

967
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,760
action. 
I was just, I was just talking 

968
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,000
to somebody. 
I was telling them about video 

969
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,200
games, how they have better 
stories than most movies do. 

970
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:55,320
And some people will argue with 
me on it, like, you know, the 

971
00:50:55,320 --> 00:51:01,400
Spider Man games, the new ones, 
the PS5PS4 era, like some of the

972
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,960
side quests have better stories 
than the main game. 

973
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,000
Like there's this character that
you introduced you to in the 

974
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,920
first game where he's like the 
pigeon guy. 

975
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,920
He's the homeless man that keeps
the pigeons and you help him and

976
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,400
he tells like a little bit of a 
back story about himself, how he

977
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,200
like ended up homeless. 
And it's like really sad. 

978
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,320
You're like, oh man, I really 
like this guy to introduce you 

979
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,000
to him in the second game, he 
sends you on this mission across

980
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,520
the city and when you come back,
EMS is there and they're hauling

981
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:33,240
him away on a Gurney. 
And it is the saddest fucking 

982
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,880
moment in the game, 'cause this 
old man that you and you're, 

983
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,880
it's the fucking video game that
I'm playing. 

984
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,000
And why am I getting emotional 
'cause they play this song that 

985
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,520
goes with it. 
Or there's this one where the, 

986
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,680
there's a dad, a grandfather has
like, Alzheimer's and he wanders

987
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,040
off and the woman's like, hey, 
Spider man, can you help find 

988
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,640
my, my grandfather? 
Like, it's, you know, he has 

989
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,360
mental, you know, health 
conditions. 

990
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,200
I'm worried about him. 
And so you go around and find, 

991
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,920
like, the traces of him and then
you find him sitting on this 

992
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,760
bench and he's talking. 
Oh, yeah. 

993
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,640
Like, I know my daughter's, my 
granddaughter's probably worried

994
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,480
about me because I just had to 
come back here before I forget. 

995
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,040
And he's like what? 
He's like, well, this is the 

996
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,040
place I met my wife. 
And like, he's telling the story

997
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,340
to Spider Man about that. 
And then she comes up and Spider

998
00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:22,440
Man's like, I got it, like, and 
then he she comes over and he 

999
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,760
tells her the story and then 
Spider Man walks away. 

1000
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,360
But it's such a beautiful moment
of him telling this story that 

1001
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,920
you're like, you had to hear 
that from like an old guy that 

1002
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,240
told that that's a real story 
how he met his wife. 

1003
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,200
He just used it for the game. 
But it's way more better than 

1004
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,240
what the most movies you see. 
Oh yeah, like what the fuck? 

1005
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,480
I love that they find these 
stories that like, you know, 

1006
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,000
they just hit you, man. 
And and that's what I don't find

1007
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,280
in a lot of like movies 
nowadays. 

1008
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,440
You don't. 
There's no emotional core to a 

1009
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,080
movie. 
I'll tell you what, the last 

1010
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,680
movie that actually had me kind 
of like, like I was bawling. 

1011
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,240
Granted, I took an edible of 
them was bawling Everything 

1012
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:09,680
Everywhere all at once. 
That movie hit me hard like AI 

1013
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,520
don't know why it did. 
It's such a weird movie, but 

1014
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,920
like there I didn't. 
I was watching it. 

1015
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,040
I was telling my my buddy about 
I was like, dude, I'm telling 

1016
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,880
you, I bawled like a baby 
watching this movie and then he 

1017
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,040
watched and goes, dude, this 
movie hit ya. 

1018
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,840
I was like, yeah, right. 
Like, 'cause it's like this, 

1019
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,880
it's a weird it's. 
Text me that so I could watch. 

1020
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,880
It Yeah, it's someone with data 
from The Goonies. 

1021
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:40,920
He won an Oscar for it. 
Him Michelle Yeoh from Crouching

1022
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,400
Tiger Hidden Dragon. 
Her. 

1023
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:48,040
Sorry, as soon as you said 
Crouching Tiger hidden dragon it

1024
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,840
reminded me of the scene of old 
school with Andy Dick teaching 

1025
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:57,160
to keep women how to do blowjobs
and and it was like uh huh, suck

1026
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,520
that penis like it's Crouching 
Tiger hidden dragon. 

1027
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,680
The thing is that I feel like if
anyone's going to teach you, 

1028
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,800
Andy Dick is probably the best 
teacher. 

1029
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:13,320
Like just with the stories I've 
heard of Andy Dick over the 

1030
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,920
years, I feel like he would be 
the best teacher of sucking Dick

1031
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,640
probably. 
I could imagine his first movie 

1032
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:25,960
debut was Double Dragon. 
As a I mean just I guess he I 

1033
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,600
mean that movie sucked dicked 
enough so. 

1034
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,120
Yeah, yeah. 
So he was good at sucking Dick 

1035
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,440
with that first movie 
appearance. 

1036
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,680
I remember I saw it like I was 
over my sister's house and stars

1037
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,760
sometimes would throw on like 
Street Fighter like, and the 

1038
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,080
Street Fighter movies. 
Not bad. 

1039
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:44,960
I'll argue that it's okay, it's 
bad, but M Bison, like Raul 

1040
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,360
Julia is M Bison is pretty good.
Actually, they're coming up with

1041
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,000
a new one. 
I did see that. 

1042
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,320
Like, I know $0.50's bow rod, 
which I'm like, all right, but 

1043
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,400
Cody Rhodes has the guile 
haircut. 

1044
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,000
Like they showed him behind the 
scenes, has the full headpiece. 

1045
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,560
And I'm like, this is going to 
be either the greatest thing or 

1046
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,280
the stupidest thing. 
Oh, it's going to be stupid. 

1047
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,720
I think it's going to be on par 
with Mortal Kombat because 

1048
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:13,080
Mortal Kombat was like, you're 
doing everything that I want in 

1049
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:18,080
a Mortal Kombat movie. 
It's not great, but also this is

1050
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,760
about as best as it could 
probably get. 

1051
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,800
I. 
Don't know, I I kind of enjoyed 

1052
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,320
The Last Mortal. 
That's what I'm saying. 

1053
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,520
Like I enjoyed it like but they 
did all the fatalities. 

1054
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,960
The story could have been 
better, but I'm also 

1055
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,080
understanding this is just a 
world building movie. 

1056
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,440
Like you have to go into it like
we're going to introduce this 

1057
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,320
guy that has no idea what it is.
Should have been Johnny Cage. 

1058
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:42,840
I'll argue that. 
But now this one is like, OK, so

1059
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,880
we're basically, you're 
basically remaking the first 

1060
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,440
one, but now you're putting the 
tournament in. 

1061
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:51,520
Well, but hold on, you can't 
technically remake it as Johnny 

1062
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,400
Cage as the first character. 
Yeah. 

1063
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,840
You know why? 
Why is that? 

1064
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,200
Because he was based off of 
blood sport. 

1065
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,280
Yeah, 'cause he is. 
All of his fighting style is 

1066
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,920
Jean-Claude Van Damme. 
Exactly. 

1067
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:10,520
So you you aren't able to do the
same iteration, then everyone's 

1068
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:14,400
going to say, Oh no, you're just
another blood sport movie. 

1069
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,760
Yeah, I guess so. 
I did. 

1070
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,040
I did like how the the a lot of 
people don't like the HD Bob in 

1071
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,200
the new in this this new one 
because it's Karl Urban, but I'm

1072
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,680
like, I'm actually OK with it. 
Like I'd rather have him like as

1073
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,080
an old action star. 
That's true. 

1074
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,840
That gets drug into the thing 
because now he knows how to he 

1075
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,040
actually knows how to fight. 
Or the young guy would just be 

1076
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,680
like, I'm just trained. 
At least this guy can kind of 

1077
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,160
like, all right, well, I know 
how to deal with this. 

1078
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,480
Yeah. 
I wonder if he's going to do the

1079
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,680
split and punch him in the nuts.
I actually would like to see 

1080
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,120
that. 
They have to as much as they did

1081
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,520
the fatalities in the first one.
You have to do that. 

1082
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:55,160
Love to see that. 
Well, I mean, I'm actually 

1083
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,120
looking forward to Street 
Fighter coming out. 

1084
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,240
I think that's going to be fun, 
seeing the new Street Fighter. 

1085
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,000
And I like the explanation they 
gave in Mortal Kombat. 

1086
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,600
Like they all have to hit a 
certain Moat like moment in 

1087
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,080
their fighting and then their 
ability unlocks. 

1088
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:14,240
Exactly, and I was like OK that 
makes sense that how they do all

1089
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:17,840
the weird shit in the games. 
Yeah, it's like Super Saiyan. 

1090
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,880
Yeah, Dragon Ball. 
Yeah, it's like you unlock, it's

1091
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,520
like almost like an X-Men, like 
your power doesn't come out 

1092
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,720
unless extreme stress happens. 
Exactly. 

1093
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,440
Exactly. 
And like that's what I also 

1094
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,920
like, like Demon Slayer, you 
would like Demon Slayer because 

1095
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:35,840
it has that same aspect of like 
you get better and then you you 

1096
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,600
get. 
Like I never understood like 

1097
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,880
like the anime version of demons
because I'm like, you know, when

1098
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,880
you hear demon and you're 
thinking like you're you're 

1099
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,880
mainly mine goes to Christian. 
We're like bad people. 

1100
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,400
And it's like, but it's like 
Asian demons are different for 

1101
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,040
some reason. 
They're sort of like almost like

1102
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,600
a weird version of a vampire. 
Yeah, like they're not exactly 

1103
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,920
like the demons of old, but 
they're almost like monsters. 

1104
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,280
Yeah, it's like someone who is 
immortal. 

1105
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,800
Yeah. 
And they? 

1106
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,480
They're always in some mischief.
Always. 

1107
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,160
It doesn't. 
It may not. 

1108
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,080
It may be super evil, but it 
also might. 

1109
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,160
But it also might just be 
something harmless, like, oh, 

1110
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,440
the guy that constantly makes 
people get flat tires and you're

1111
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,160
like, OK, have you seen good 
fortune? 

1112
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:30,400
No, they kind of have that 
similar like mentality where 

1113
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,840
like there's different angels 
for everything and Keanu Reeves 

1114
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,160
is the Angel that stops people 
from texting and driving. 

1115
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,800
That's his job. 
Oh, OK, I that new one. 

1116
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,640
What's? 
The name of the Yeah, I actually

1117
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,000
didn't know that was the name of
the movie. 

1118
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:47,240
I I, I watched it recently 
pretty good, like pretty good 

1119
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,160
movie. 
Actually. 

1120
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,640
I was kind of surprised. 
Don't you love how I'm I'm 

1121
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,280
getting around my puddle? 
Oh yeah, it's. 

1122
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,280
I'm like doing all these weird 
yoga pairs is to get around in 

1123
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,920
my. 
Yeah, you're just like, I don't 

1124
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,600
want to step in it like it's 
like. 

1125
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,600
My jeans wet man. 
OK, it's fair. 

1126
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,080
If I get my crotch wet. 
Next thing you know the leg will

1127
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:11,840
be up over my head. 
You're like so anyway buddy. 

1128
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,160
I'm not that good at vinasa 
vinasa flow. 

1129
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,800
Oh man. 
So yeah, like you tell me you 

1130
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,920
did comedy in New York, you 
started in Gotham, which again, 

1131
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:28,760
the imagine that pressure like 
your first open mic is at a huge

1132
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,960
comedy club like that. 
There's a downstairs from Code 

1133
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,120
to Vintage lounge that holds 
like 70 people. 

1134
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,120
Oh, OK. 
I'd say they had like a smaller 

1135
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,680
room, but yeah. 
That that's actually where they 

1136
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,920
do podcast studios now for 
Gotham Comedy Club. 

1137
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:45,880
So if you see like anyone doing 
a a podcast at Gotham, that's 

1138
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,160
always in. 
The I went to the stand when I 

1139
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:53,560
was in New York. 
I got to see Cam Patterson and 

1140
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,200
not gonna lie, like I knew like 
those guys kind of get a lot of 

1141
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,880
crap like those guys, but I'm 
like, Cam is actually like he 

1142
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,440
was funny as hell. 
I don't know if he's like. 

1143
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,280
Just really good at crowd work. 
But like man, like his, his set 

1144
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:10,920
was hilarious cause like he had 
moments where he was asking 

1145
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,760
people questions, but it was 
part of the crowd work part, but

1146
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,880
it had a bit behind it. 
And so like he but like it's 

1147
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,560
funny like when people trip him 
up on some of the crowd work, 

1148
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,360
you could see like when he was 
newer and he would just be like,

1149
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:26,080
but his he was recovery of when 
he was stumped was even funnier 

1150
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:29,720
than what he could react with. 
And I was like, I'm impressed. 

1151
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,400
Like, this guy was really good, 
but it was kind of cool to see a

1152
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,680
show, like in a real comedy 
night, like a comedy club in New

1153
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,920
York City. 
Yeah, 'cause like the other ones

1154
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,360
was like, I didn't realize how 
far apart everything was on the 

1155
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,800
island. 
Oh, really? 

1156
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,400
Yeah, 'cause I'm like, oh, why 
don't we go see the Comedy 

1157
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,840
Cellar? 
You're like, that's on another 

1158
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,400
part, dude. 
Yeah, that's in the best 

1159
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,720
village. 
Yeah. 

1160
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,680
And I think we were. 
I don't know where the stand is 

1161
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,800
like. 23rd off the top of my 
head, I think it's like 23rd 

1162
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,760
between 3rd and second and third
or something like. 

1163
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,400
That so roughly, if you've never
been in New York City, how far? 

1164
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,800
Like what's the distance you'd 
say? 

1165
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:11,520
Well, typically every Ave. is 2 
1/2 blocks and every block is 

1166
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,400
about a minute. 
OK. 

1167
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:23,520
So to get from there, you're 
looking to go 3 avenues to 4 

1168
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:28,520
avenues over. 
So that's about 12 to 14 blocks,

1169
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,920
OK. 
So that's about 20 minutes. 

1170
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,000
Walking. 
And then you have to go it like 

1171
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,840
another. 
It's like a 45 minute block. 

1172
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:41,320
Holy crap, yeah, my fat, yeah, 
my fat side would be like no, 

1173
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,480
no, no, we could just Uber. 
Well, actually, what's really 

1174
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,360
funny about that? 
The first time I went there, 

1175
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:57,480
when I was 16, my mom and I got 
into We Got It tickets for Comic

1176
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,320
Strip Live in New York City in 
Times Square. 

1177
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,480
Oh, OK. 
And we walked from Times Square 

1178
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:10,480
the whole way up to Comic Strip 
Live because we didn't realize 

1179
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:17,120
how far of a walk that is. 
Yeah, dude, that is like 100 

1180
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:22,440
blocks because you're going up 
40 blocks and then over like 

1181
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,440
another every 2 1/2 blocks. 
Yeah, 'cause I'm like used to 

1182
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,400
seeing New York in like, video 
games and I'm like, Oh yeah, 

1183
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,000
everything's not that. 
Like everybody's like, no, you 

1184
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,080
don't understand. 
Like if we actually put this 

1185
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,040
entire island in here, you, it 
would take you like 3 hours to 

1186
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,320
get across this whole thing. 
I'm like Jesus. 

1187
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,560
Who? 
Yeah, it's actually way bigger 

1188
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,760
than what? 
But that's and then each comedy 

1189
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,640
club's able to draw that 
community section. 

1190
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,120
Yeah. 
So it's like it's kind of makes 

1191
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,160
more sense to have clubs there 
'cause it's like, Oh yeah, 

1192
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,160
you're getting different spots 
in town. 

1193
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,440
You don't have to like. 
Exactly. 

1194
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,920
Yeah. 
You don't have to like versus 

1195
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,040
Pittsburgh, where you are 
fighting for everyone's 

1196
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,160
attention, basically. 
Exactly where? 

1197
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,480
On the Upper West Side, you, 
you, you have stand up New York 

1198
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,200
and I forget where West Side 
Comedy Club is, but it's 

1199
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,360
somewhere between stand up New 
York and Broadway comedy. 

1200
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,600
Club. 
That's why we see more comedy 

1201
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,640
shows in Pittsburgh bars than we
do like in clubs, because it's 

1202
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:23,680
kind of like bars in Pittsburgh 
are like that for comedy clubs 

1203
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,520
in New York. 
Like each bar is catching that 

1204
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:30,040
local area and it might still be
20 people, but that 20 people 

1205
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,840
are keeping that place. 
Exactly. 

1206
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,640
Exactly, because then you also 
have a big bar comedy scene as 

1207
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:40,680
well, because those are the 
people who are trying to now get

1208
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,040
the material to get into the 
clubs. 

1209
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:50,560
I will say I think doing more 
bar comedy helps you as a comic,

1210
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:54,280
like comic because like you're 
able like to deal with the rowdy

1211
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,320
crowds. 
Like you're able to deal with 

1212
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,440
that stuff quicker. 
Cause I've seen people that only

1213
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,440
do like, oh, I'm only going to 
do a theater like they're like 

1214
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,680
type shows or comedy where it's 
like a, a quiet audience. 

1215
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,360
Then when I get in the bar show,
they're like, they shut down 

1216
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,200
'cause they're like, I don't 
know what how to handle this. 

1217
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,160
They're they're talking to me. 
Yeah, well, there was an 

1218
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:20,840
awesome. 
Oh my gosh, Paul, this guy, Paul

1219
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,680
Adam ran one of the coolest 
spots. 

1220
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:29,240
I I remember this is like 15. 
Oh man, I was like 21. 

1221
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,480
It was, it was called the Hog 
Pit. 

1222
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:37,800
It was a BBQ restaurant bar and 
it was a ambush. 

1223
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,560
Bar show. 
Oh so like people didn't realize

1224
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,760
that there was show happening. 
It would just show happen. 

1225
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,280
And 1/2 of it was a bar. 
The other half was like where 

1226
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:52,760
people would just sit and eat 
dinner with their family and 

1227
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,840
literally you have one of Paul 
would set up one of those 

1228
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:59,960
construction lights, one of 
those like silver construction. 

1229
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,520
The one like the one you see at 
Mario is the spotlight, yeah. 

1230
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,480
Yeah, exactly. 
And, and you would perform in 

1231
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:13,920
the middle between the bar and 
the like where people in the 

1232
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:18,440
dining room area and you had the
bar crowd of older people. 

1233
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:23,760
Oh my gosh dude that was such a 
hard room to perform in front 

1234
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,120
of. 
Because like you have one side 

1235
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,480
that's laughing and the other 
side it's like, I can't believe 

1236
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,760
you're saying this. 
And then the other side that's 

1237
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,600
clean, that's they're laughing. 
And the other one's like, all 

1238
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,840
right, I guess it's funny. 
And it would start at like 9:00 

1239
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,240
PM. 
So you still have people in both

1240
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:39,640
sections. 
And how they introduce that to 

1241
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:43,280
show what's happening is he 
would go up and be like, hey, 

1242
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,600
there's comedy happening now. 
And then he would be like first 

1243
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,040
person, boom, this person. 
And then they would just go up 

1244
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,520
and do 5 minutes. 
Wow, it was awesome. 

1245
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,720
And they're sitting there just 
like. 

1246
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,920
What is going on? 
I would love it because I know 

1247
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,240
some like some filthy comics 
that would just like you could 

1248
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,560
see now, like we have kids here 
man, Seriously. 

1249
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:09,320
Well, I mean they're, I went 
every week and there were almost

1250
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,320
fights that would break out 
between like comics and just, 

1251
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:19,600
you know, it wasn't as it wasn't
that, as that exaggerating of 

1252
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:24,200
like a crazy place. 
But it was like I went for like 

1253
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,720
3 months that it existed and 
like 4 fights almost broke. 

1254
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,880
Yeah, I've been on shows where 
that's happened. 

1255
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,400
Like I was on one show one time 
and some people listen to it but

1256
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,720
already know what I'm talking 
about. 

1257
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,080
Other people, I'm just going to 
keep it vague, but I was on the 

1258
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:46,040
show 1 time and I go up did all 
right. 

1259
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,240
The guy after me, he goes up 
does all right. 

1260
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,800
But the whole time is like the 
bar didn't realize there was 2 

1261
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,520
shows happening. 
So like we were kind of like it 

1262
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,560
was kind of a shit show. 
And then this other guy goes up.

1263
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,280
Well, he starts talking about 
how much of A shit show this is 

1264
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,080
and is killing killing on this 
because everybody else agrees 

1265
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:06,360
with him. 
Well, then the host does not 

1266
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,840
find it funny at all because 
you're shitting on a show. 

1267
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:13,160
So then he interrupts the guy's 
set and basically he's like 

1268
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,320
confronting him, like kicking 
him off stage. 

1269
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,240
And then like he says something 
that basically pisses everybody 

1270
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,400
in the bar off. 
And now like a fights wanting to

1271
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,880
break out. 
So now they're trying to 

1272
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:24,680
separate that guy and separating
his friends from trying to kill 

1273
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,600
that guy. 
And it was like, and then like 

1274
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,880
there's still 1 comic left and 
he walks up there, he's like, 

1275
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,080
hey, you still want to go up? 
He's like, how am I supposed to 

1276
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,040
go up after that? 
Like. 

1277
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,560
Oh my gosh, you definitely. 
Have to and nobody was getting 

1278
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:38,160
paid. 
That's the best part. 

1279
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,320
Like everyone, no one's getting 
paid for this. 

1280
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,920
You, you should have said I'm 
going up again. 

1281
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,400
It was like everybody just 
wanted to get out because 

1282
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,400
everybody's like but. 
Yeah. 

1283
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:53,080
But I'm saying next time that 
happens, Andy, yeah, you better 

1284
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,640
say, hey, can I go up again? 
Yeah, 'cause try going back and 

1285
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,720
try to recover from that. 
That's gonna be a skill, right? 

1286
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,400
Or that's gonna be a activity. 
Well. 

1287
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:07,600
Not just that, you are going to 
feel the most awkward energy in 

1288
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:11,480
any room. 
Yes, it's like, OK, just have 

1289
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:12,680
that experience that you know 
how to. 

1290
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:16,080
Go up for the energy. 
Man, just to feel it like just. 

1291
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,520
To feel what it is. 
Then you walk up and go, oh this

1292
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:22,000
is rough. 
Because, well, because if no 

1293
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,560
one's laughing at you, uh huh. 
At least you have the recovery. 

1294
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,399
You can be like, well, I can 
just, I know why we're all not 

1295
01:08:28,399 --> 01:08:32,120
laughing, right? 
Well, mentally just a Philly 

1296
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:37,279
energy dude, because let me tell
you one thing it like I don't 

1297
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:40,479
even care if people don't laugh.
That's beautiful. 

1298
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:46,080
You know, the only time you're 
to me you're actually bombing is

1299
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:50,359
when people were starting to 
talk to themselves or they're on

1300
01:08:50,359 --> 01:08:51,560
their phones. 
Yep. 

1301
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,800
Because you actually lost their 
attention fully. 

1302
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,920
Yeah, but but if they're just 
sitting there watching you, 

1303
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:01,200
yeah, not doing anything. 
And that's fine. 

1304
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,920
You just didn't give them 
something to. 

1305
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,080
Laugh at. 
They like to laugh at. 

1306
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,880
Yeah, but they're still 
attentive to you. 

1307
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,120
You're still entertaining. 
That, that's the good part, is 

1308
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,200
if you can talk to people and 
they're still listening to you 

1309
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,439
and they're looking at you like,
OK, well, at least I'm saying 

1310
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:15,200
interesting shit, yeah. 
At least something. 

1311
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:20,160
I was captivating you enough, 
I'm just not directing the joke 

1312
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:24,000
where you wanted it to go. 
That's why I had this. 

1313
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:28,680
I, I did one, one bit at Mario's
on Wednesday and I was like, I 

1314
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:32,000
didn't want to tell any comic 
what the bit was going to be 

1315
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:33,640
like. 
I didn't want to run it. 

1316
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,720
There's like two people I ran it
past beforehand and I was like, 

1317
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,160
I'm going to tell this thing, 
but I can't tell everybody. 

1318
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,880
I want to wait because I want 
everyone's genuine reaction. 

1319
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,800
And when I say this, because it 
was something very personal, and

1320
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,920
if it gets out before that, it 
ruins the joke. 

1321
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,479
So I was like, OK, And when I 
did it, it went exactly how I 

1322
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,040
thought it was going to go. 
Everybody reacted perfectly. 

1323
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,320
And everybody also found it 
funny too. 

1324
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:00,080
And I was like, yes, I was 
worried I was just going to say 

1325
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,160
it. 
And then you, it just bombs. 

1326
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,920
And you're like, now everybody 
knows something personal about 

1327
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,400
me. 
And now I have to walk out of 

1328
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,880
here with shame. 
You know what I mean? 

1329
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,320
I know who gives a shit? 
I know. 

1330
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,640
I guess it's, I guess it's like 
the normal part, normal person 

1331
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,840
part of your brain that's like, 
hey, I'm going to be 

1332
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,800
embarrassed. 
You know what I mean? 

1333
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,760
I'm beyond embarrassment. 
Man. 

1334
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:25,040
Yeah. 
There's no like, I don't know. 

1335
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,880
You want to know what happened 
to me the other day? 

1336
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:34,240
Yeah. 
Well, I, I have this job and I'm

1337
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:41,040
at a event and I was going to 
make it a joke, but it's 

1338
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,240
probably going to be, it's way 
better as a sketch. 

1339
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:47,000
If you see a sketch about this 
in the future, please, please 

1340
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,760
don't, don't make it a sketch 
because this is funny and 

1341
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,400
happened to me. 
But, and I'm going, I'm planning

1342
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:58,240
on doing something with it. 
But so I walked in. 

1343
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:04,440
I had to go #2 and there were 
two stalls open. 

1344
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,080
You know. 
Yeah, one that no one likes 

1345
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,840
'cause it's small. 
Yeah, it's still too tight too, 

1346
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,160
you know, I get it. 
Yeah. 

1347
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,320
And then there's the handicap. 
Stop. 

1348
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,000
Oh, the best. 
Which is a delightful space. 

1349
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:20,840
You can. 
I can have my legs open, I can 

1350
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,840
do whatever. 
You got hand rails and 

1351
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,960
everything like. 
It's one of the most beautiful 

1352
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,920
thing. 
You're always going to take the 

1353
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,720
handicap stop. 
Every time I've done it like I 

1354
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:35,160
want more room. 
Yes, I do it all the time for my

1355
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:39,880
whole life if I'm in public, and
that's always available. 

1356
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,360
I can I can already kind of see 
where it's going because I've 

1357
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,960
had something similar happen to 
me. 

1358
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:49,200
Well. 
If it's going the same way we're

1359
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:54,320
going. 
Who was in a wheelchair, was 

1360
01:11:54,320 --> 01:12:02,320
leading around a blind guy all 
day, and they just so happened 

1361
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:07,720
to go into the restroom. 
Well, I'm finishing up in the 

1362
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:14,760
stall and you know, I'm sitting 
there on like Chachi BT or 

1363
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:16,840
whatever. 
Whatever I'm doing, I'm 

1364
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,760
scrolling through YouTube, 
whatever, I'm finished. 

1365
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,200
Up. 
I'm swiping right, yeah. 

1366
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:26,480
Exactly whatever whatever your 
activity to do on the stall is 

1367
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:31,040
on the on the Thunder mug on a 
nice toilet there. 

1368
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:37,320
I was finishing up doing that, 
already done, and next thing I 

1369
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:43,760
know the blind guy starts 
hitting the handicap stall door 

1370
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:50,960
with his cane and the guy in the
chair was like, Frank, I'm so 

1371
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,200
tired of you today. 
The wheelchair guy was very 

1372
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,040
angry with the blind guy. 
Yeah, because he's like, you're 

1373
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,200
probably picking on some other 
handicapped guy and. 

1374
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,760
Well, not just that, he's like, 
you're pissing me off today, 

1375
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,560
Frank. 
And and was like, it's your 

1376
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,480
other left. 
You got to go in the urinal. 

1377
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:16,160
But where I was in the building,
there wasn't much space between 

1378
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,080
the urinals. 
And the door. 

1379
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:20,840
And the door. 
And then you have a wheelchair 

1380
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:25,600
guy who's sitting between the 
two, patiently waiting for the 

1381
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,400
person to get out of the. 
Man. 

1382
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:36,240
Handicap stall. 
So I opened the door and I hit 

1383
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,920
the guy in the wheelchair with 
the door because it opened out. 

1384
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:40,800
It didn't open in. 
I think when? 

1385
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,200
They open in. 
Yeah. 

1386
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,880
I think it's more convenient 
than opening. 

1387
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,000
Out makes sense. 
Especially if you have such a 

1388
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,840
short, you know, you're only 
getting like this much space 

1389
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,360
between the here and the urine, 
all right? 

1390
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:56,160
It's not like you get a lot of 
space and the guy's like you're 

1391
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:56,960
not even. 
Handed. 

1392
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,160
You yelled. 
At me, you've had the worst 

1393
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,880
experience because you've 
actually been yelled at. 

1394
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,800
I've had the one the walk of 
shame where you walk out and you

1395
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,680
look at look at him and go my 
bad. 

1396
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,400
And just keep walking like he 
just I, I've just looked at him.

1397
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:14,080
There's an awkward silence. 
I just went and just kept going.

1398
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:22,560
And and man, the guy, that blind
guy was already pissing him off.

1399
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:27,960
And then he went in and was 
like, God damn it, God damn it, 

1400
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,880
and started screaming. 
Yeah, it's frustrating. 

1401
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,280
I was waiting for you but like. 
And then the blind guy turned 

1402
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:35,680
around. 
He got pissed on. 

1403
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:40,320
Dude, shit. 
I see what you did, Andy. 

1404
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,120
I'm not that cheap. 
I am. 

1405
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:44,080
I'm very cheap. 
I see. 

1406
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,920
I see those little, little 
moments and I'm like, get it, 

1407
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,480
get it, get it. 
It's right there. 

1408
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,200
I'd rather just end how it 
ended. 

1409
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:56,080
The thing that makes you mad 
though, is that you try to write

1410
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,840
that stuff and you can't. 
But like, you'll hear me in 

1411
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,480
conversation with somebody and 
they'll set you up and you're 

1412
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,800
like, ha. 
And then you're like, shit, why 

1413
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,000
can't I come up with that on my 
own? 

1414
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,840
Because. 
You can't. 

1415
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,120
There's only so much shit you 
can think about. 

1416
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,440
I know, right? 
There's stories I've thought 

1417
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:15,280
about where I don't realize you 
like you don't. 

1418
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:18,000
You never thought of that story 
until you're talking to 

1419
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,960
somebody. 
Like I remember, like, like I 

1420
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,560
didn't think of it as a bit 
before, but I was talking to 

1421
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,600
somebody, like, growing up. 
Oh, yeah, we used to have the 

1422
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,320
old Batman glasses. 
And then you started thinking 

1423
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,520
about it like, oh, yeah. 
Like, I guess I could use that 

1424
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,520
as a bit. 
But you forgot that you haven't 

1425
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,760
had those old Batman glasses to 
begin with. 

1426
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:44,520
Well, for instance, making a 
comedy bit is like making a 

1427
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:49,080
game. 
Anything can technically be a 

1428
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:52,040
game, yeah. 
You just have to learn how to. 

1429
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,280
Layer it right, because there's 
some stories where people are 

1430
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:57,840
like, ah, this can't be funny. 
And it's like it can be, you 

1431
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:01,000
just haven't figured it out yet.
Yeah, but also, I think the best

1432
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,640
thing I've ever, ever heard on 
the stage, which changed my 

1433
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:10,560
opinion of it all, is I heard an
interview with Seinfeld one day.

1434
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,960
Whatever you think about 
Seinfeld, I I don't care. 

1435
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,520
But I thought this was 
interesting. 

1436
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:22,200
Yeah, it it was. 
They're like, well, who are, who

1437
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:26,640
are you on stage, Jerry? 
And he's like, I'm Jerry 

1438
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:33,200
Seinfeld Incorporated on stage. 
I'm a 95% author, 5% Jerry 

1439
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:38,080
Seinfeld. 
And my viewpoint is from Jerry 

1440
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:42,040
Seinfeld's perspective, but 
making it funny. 

1441
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:47,360
Is the is the 5% Jerry Seinfeld?
No, making it funny is the 95% 

1442
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:48,040
author. 
Oh. 

1443
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,080
OK. 
I thought you were meaning like 

1444
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:53,440
it was the other way, where it's
like the 5% is him the person 

1445
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,120
making it funny. 
Oh. 

1446
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,240
No. 
And he said something like, 

1447
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:01,040
well, this happened to Jerry, 
but that's not funny. 

1448
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,360
But what happened to Jerry 
Seinfeld Incorporated? 

1449
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:08,320
Oh, OK, that makes more sense. 
And. 

1450
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:12,360
Now that's funny. 
Oh, OK, yeah, I could see that, 

1451
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,480
'cause it's like, you know, like
there's some things where it's 

1452
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,800
like it happens to you as a 
person, you're pissed off. 

1453
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,080
But then like when you look back
at it from the comedian point of

1454
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,520
view, you're like, Oh yeah, I 
guess I could see where that's 

1455
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,560
funny. 
Well, Louis CK said something 

1456
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:29,800
very similar, not to that exact 
stance, but he's like, well, 

1457
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,440
when I initially wrote this joke
about being in an airplane, I 

1458
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,960
was reading it from me saying 
that. 

1459
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,440
But it's funny if it's a little 
kid. 

1460
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,480
Yeah, it's, it's what kind of 
weird, like when something 

1461
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:46,480
happens to you, then you're 
like, Oh yeah, if somebody else 

1462
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:50,800
this happened to it way funnier.
That's what I I I tried to come 

1463
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,840
up with a really dark joke and 
it was, it was a little too 

1464
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,200
messed up, 'cause I love dark. 
Jokes 'cause. 

1465
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,240
They were talking about like 
kids that like when they fall 

1466
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,680
down, the kids don't know they, 
they hurt themselves until you 

1467
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,040
tell them like, you know what I 
mean? 

1468
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,640
Like you ever see like a little 
kid when they fall down and 

1469
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:04,360
they're like, come on, you're 
fine. 

1470
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,760
And they don't realize that they
actually are hurt because they 

1471
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:09,760
just bounce back up the moment 
you go, Oh my God, are you OK? 

1472
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,480
Then they start crying 'cause 
they're like, Oh yeah, I guess I

1473
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:14,000
am hurt. 
And I said, imagine if you use 

1474
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,640
that same logic towards school 
shootings, how many kids would 

1475
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,760
be saved 'cause they said, they 
said, oh, this so and so is 

1476
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:22,200
dead. 
Like it was fine until you 

1477
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,800
acknowledged it. 
Like, you know, he was probably 

1478
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,160
would have been fine walked off 
the bullet wound and everything,

1479
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,320
but you know, you had to say 
something. 

1480
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:33,000
Oh, that's, yeah, I said that 
one time for like old people. 

1481
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,320
And they were like, I was like, 
yeah, we're not going to try 

1482
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:36,600
that one again. 
Like we're going to use that 

1483
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:40,600
like a different time. 
Well, I actually had the same 

1484
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,200
premise a long time ago. 
We go a whole different 

1485
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:48,680
direction. 
But yeah, you're making me want 

1486
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,120
to revisit that show. 
Right. 

1487
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:51,920
But I'm not going to do that 
now. 

1488
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:56,640
But but that's. 
What they said, all premises 

1489
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,840
have been done, pretty much 
done. 

1490
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:00,880
Yeah, it's hard to find a 
premises that. 

1491
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,800
Yeah, it's just what's your take
on it? 

1492
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:06,560
Like kind of thing, 'cause it's 
like you could, it's like, I 

1493
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:08,960
think the only time is like, 
'cause there's no two people 

1494
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,080
that have the same perspective 
on things. 

1495
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:14,080
They have similar perspectives 
maybe, but not the same. 

1496
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,880
I would. 
Say there's a there's a 

1497
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,720
hilarious song I like listening 
to. 

1498
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:22,040
It's that was very popular. 
It it was the little Wayne song 

1499
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:25,440
right now. 
I'm trying to think which. 

1500
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,800
Well, there were. 
There was lyrics in it. 

1501
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:36,480
Of my friends. 
I have a small circle, but we're

1502
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,080
in different shoes. 
We live in the same building but

1503
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,160
got different views. 
Yeah, it's kind of like that. 

1504
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:46,040
Yeah, that makes sense. 
I'm like holy shit that explains

1505
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,920
more of life. 
It does. 

1506
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:50,040
It's weird how like rap, you'll 
hear a rap lyric and you're 

1507
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,360
like, yeah, I get it. 
That is the smartest thing. 

1508
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:56,080
Rap music is the smartest and 
the dumbest at the same time. 

1509
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,000
Yeah, 'cause there's sometimes 
you'll hear like, like eat the 

1510
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,560
booty, like groceries and you're
like, come on now, that's just 

1511
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,400
disgusting. 
But then at the same time, 

1512
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:05,160
you're like, it's actually kind 
of funny. 

1513
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,560
Yeah, it's kind of funny. 
Sometimes, yeah, you feel like 

1514
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,560
you need a condom when you 
listen to rap music. 

1515
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:14,080
Dude, I feel like when you 
listen to you're the comedian 

1516
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,320
that makes me feel that way the 
worst. 

1517
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:18,160
And again, I'm not meaning this 
is disrespect. 

1518
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,600
I'm just saying my own personal 
opinion. 

1519
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:24,640
I love Rodney Carrington, but 
listening to Rodney Carrington's

1520
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:27,320
material, I'm like, I feel like 
I need to go to church after 

1521
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:31,360
this because it's so filthy. 
Like, like the stuff he's 

1522
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,080
talking about is so like, you're
like, I feel gross listening to 

1523
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:35,280
this. 
You know what I mean? 

1524
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,160
Well. 
That's what I enjoyed about 

1525
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:41,720
Rodney Carrington. 
Though Oh yeah, I mean, I I like

1526
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,080
this show. 
The show. 

1527
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,760
Was way the. 
Show was really good, I liked I.

1528
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,800
Actually enjoyed his show a lot 
more. 

1529
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:50,360
I actually. 
Wish he did more acting because 

1530
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,480
I actually thought he was a good
actor. 

1531
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,880
He was he the one movie I saw 
him in that I really liked. 

1532
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:59,800
And it's, I'm partial 'cause I 
like Toby Keith beer for my 

1533
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:04,520
horses where like 'cause Rodney 
Carrington plays a good dumb guy

1534
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:07,280
in that movie. 
And they're, they're watching 

1535
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:10,360
these, these, these criminals 
that they're trying to catch. 

1536
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:14,040
And Rodney's they're on like a 
stakeout or whatever. 

1537
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:17,680
And he looks at Toby and goes, 
is that them fertilizer takers? 

1538
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:22,160
He looks and Toby just looks and
goes, seriously, fertilizer 

1539
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:23,880
takers. 
That's the, that's the term 

1540
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,040
you're coming up with. 
But it's like that seems like 

1541
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:29,320
such a, like I would say 
something like that, like not 

1542
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,120
realizing how dumb it is in the 
moment. 

1543
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,640
You're just thinking of 
something and you couldn't think

1544
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,720
of the right word, but I love 
it. 

1545
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:39,160
Just fertilizer takers, hey? 
You're supposed to be smarter if

1546
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:44,120
you make your own word, right? 
Look at George Bush. 

1547
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,800
He made a bunch of. 
Words, yeah. 

1548
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:50,320
You're like, yeah, that I have 
to be more comedian or focused. 

1549
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:52,560
And you're like, what comedian 
or focused is that? 

1550
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,280
Does that? 
Did you really say that though? 

1551
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:56,120
Yeah. 
What? 

1552
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:57,600
What are we getting out of you 
now? 

1553
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:01,480
Yeah. 
So like, who's like some the 

1554
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:04,880
comics that you like that are 
like that, like, 'cause like, 

1555
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:08,600
how did you first stumble on 
like Rodney Dangerfield 

1556
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:12,320
Carrington? 
Oh well, I liked it, I watched 

1557
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,360
the show. 
Yeah, 'cause that's what I I 

1558
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,160
first saw the show and my dad 
liked the show. 

1559
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:21,240
So my dad was a truck driver. 
Now keep in mind my father does 

1560
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:24,560
not appreciate dirty comedy, 
does not find it funny. 

1561
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:27,680
He likes fart jokes but does not
appreciate like dirty graphic 

1562
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:31,080
sex jokes. 
So he was Larry the Cable Guy's 

1563
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,160
target demographic audience. 
Right, like, but even my dad 

1564
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:38,280
would be like, Larry's a little 
too dirty sometimes 'cause he 

1565
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:43,760
did have some, some dirty ones. 
But so my dad, he's in the truck

1566
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:50,680
and he's puts on Raw Dog Radio, 
which is 18 and up comedy, and 

1567
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,640
he gets on running Rodney's 
bits. 

1568
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:56,520
And my dad is, he is so like my 
dad was appalled. 

1569
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,440
Like he's like funny on the 
show. 

1570
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:02,440
But my God, is that man dirty. 
I was like, yeah. 

1571
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,360
So that's why I was like, well, 
you listen to other comedians. 

1572
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,360
I'm like, dad, come on. 
He's he's dirty, but he's not 

1573
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,360
Billy Crystal. 
Like, you know, he's not that. 

1574
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:13,520
So This is why you're so 
wholesome. 

1575
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:16,680
Kind of, yeah. 
I, I grew up very like 

1576
01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:21,040
religious, so it was very 
Christian based material. 

1577
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,520
But like comedy in our house was
Everybody Loves Raymond. 

1578
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:26,760
Yeah. 
Still funny. 

1579
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:29,200
I enjoy everybody. 
But mostly clean, like it's 

1580
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,480
pretty like most of the stories 
in Everybody Loves. 

1581
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:34,880
I think the dirtiest storyline I
think in Everybody Loves Raymond

1582
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:38,040
was when Marie did the big 
sculpture and then she didn't 

1583
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,800
realize it was basically a big 
vagina. 

1584
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:42,720
And they no, and they never say 
vagina. 

1585
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:47,000
I as a kid, I had no idea what 
her sculpture was because I 

1586
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,280
didn't know what she was talking
about, like what everybody was 

1587
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:51,320
talking about. 
And then when they tell her 

1588
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:57,240
she's like, Oh my God, like, 
that's funny. 

1589
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,640
Yeah. 
Like a lot of King of Queens. 

1590
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:04,400
Like so watching Ben Stiller's 
Jerry Stiller's dad, you know, 

1591
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:05,840
but. 
Jerry Stiller's the best. 

1592
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:10,000
I always thought he was a little
like, I didn't understand, like 

1593
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,800
I didn't realize how big of an 
icon he was at the time because 

1594
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:15,400
I just thought he was, you know,
her dad on the show. 

1595
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:18,200
And then everybody's like, no, 
when you look back, like he's 

1596
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:20,320
been around forever. 
Oh, everything. 

1597
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:26,680
Yeah. 
That guy was like, well, George 

1598
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:30,000
Burns is one of my favorite 
comedians. 

1599
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:35,520
I love George Burns, but George 
Burns was active in comedy since

1600
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,280
he was like 9. 
So he's only he had like the 

1601
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,000
vaudeville type comedy too a 
little bit. 

1602
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:49,240
Yeah, but but Burns did did live
performing until he died when he

1603
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:53,680
was like 100. 
It's like the longest acting in 

1604
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:55,800
betweener ever to live. 
I like you, man. 

1605
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:59,080
I just watched Oh God, I never 
seen it before. 

1606
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:03,920
Like the one with John Denver 
and pretty decent movie. 

1607
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:06,840
Like I was like, OK, the first I
didn't watch the other ones, but

1608
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:09,400
I was like, this is not bad. 
Like I like George Burns. 

1609
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,880
Like I liked it 'cause he could 
be clean and still be funny, but

1610
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,480
then he could also be a little 
like he could do the little bit 

1611
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:19,160
of a dirty old man. 
Oh my gosh, yeah. 

1612
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:23,640
My my favorite joke is actually 
a George Burns joke. 

1613
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:31,520
Oh, yeah, yeah. 
It's he would always, like set 

1614
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:33,680
it up with like Late Show host 
and stuff like that. 

1615
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:39,840
And and like, yeah, they keep 
telling me I smoked too many 

1616
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,840
cigars. 
Well, George, how many cigars 

1617
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:49,480
did you smoke today? 
I smoke about 14 a day. 

1618
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,440
Well, George, what does your 
doctor have to say about that? 

1619
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:58,680
I don't know. 
My daughter's been dead for 20 

1620
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:00,960
years. 
Yeah, it's simple. 

1621
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:04,560
It's beautiful. 
But it's like old guys, like it 

1622
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,720
is kind of funny because like 
there's like old dudes that are 

1623
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:10,280
like 90 years old and they're 
eating like they eat bacon every

1624
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:13,040
day, eat eggs every day. 
They smoke 20 packs of 

1625
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:14,680
cigarettes and they're like, 
yeah, I'm fine. 

1626
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:20,560
Yeah, and that's why I find. 
They found out like those guys 

1627
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,240
are mostly not stressed. 
No. 

1628
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,240
Because they don't care Yeah, 
where everyone today is so ball 

1629
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:30,760
of stress and they die like at 
50 yeah so like those duds like 

1630
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,800
yeah, I just don't give a fuck. 
Like that's why they just say 

1631
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:37,040
what's on their mind. 
They just and they live forever.

1632
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:40,240
Look at Keith Richards. 
That man does not give a fuck 

1633
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:43,480
about anything. 
And he's, he's 1000 years old. 

1634
01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:46,800
Doesn't he have to do like 2 
lines of cocaine and like drink 

1635
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:49,160
a six pack to stay alive? 
I know that he did. 

1636
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,080
I know he snorted like his dad's
ashes. 

1637
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:55,280
So like he has like 2 people 
like already inside him kind of 

1638
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:58,480
thing. 
He just absorbed his dad's life 

1639
01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:02,280
force and was like, that's I'm 
alive him. 

1640
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:07,440
And I was trying to think Willie
Nelson like marijuana's kept him

1641
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:11,400
alive. 
I do like those guys, but it's 

1642
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,200
it's kind of sad every time you 
see him perform because you're 

1643
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,800
like, is this the last time I'm 
going to see Willie? 

1644
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:19,320
No, all right, he's here another
year. 

1645
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:21,360
We're good. 
Like the stones. 

1646
01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,400
You're like, I better go see the
stones before they die. 

1647
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:26,320
And then like 20 years later, 
they're still kicking. 

1648
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:28,080
You're like. 
How did this happen? 

1649
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,760
Yeah. 
And they're like, it's the last 

1650
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,400
tour, is it? 
You said that three tours ago. 

1651
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,520
Come on now, because. 
They thought they were going to 

1652
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:37,440
be dead. 
Mick's like, well, we're still 

1653
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:38,840
around. 
You want to do another one? 

1654
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:41,320
Yeah, why not? 
I feel like when they, the 

1655
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:44,000
moment they actually do retire 
is when they all die as a 

1656
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,800
collective. 
Like, that's when it's over. 

1657
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:51,120
Because I feel like Mick's going
to keep going for like, I feel 

1658
01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:52,960
like we'll die before Mick 
Jagger dies. 

1659
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:58,920
Like, I think if anyone's making
the argument for like, the 

1660
01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:01,560
whole, like, conspiracy about 
the baby, you know, eating 

1661
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,600
babies and stuff, it's probably 
those guys. 

1662
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:05,800
Like, that's how they're keeping
their life force going. 

1663
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:08,680
I don't know, maybe I went too 
far with it. 

1664
01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:12,600
No, that could be a thing. 
Could be, I'm not sure. 

1665
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,240
I didn't know. 
Bieber conspiracy podcast. 

1666
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:18,080
Oh, I I touch everything, dude. 
It could be comedy, it could be 

1667
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:22,000
conspiracies, it could be 
movies, music. 

1668
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,200
Conspiracies are my favorite 
thing to talk about. 

1669
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:28,440
What's your favorite one? 
This could be controversial but 

1670
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,440
what's your favorite conspiracy?
Because everyone I thought was 

1671
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:34,240
my favorite end up being coming 
facts and it's like, oh damn. 

1672
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:46,520
There's multiple like 1 I find 
intriguing is it's the opposite 

1673
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:49,280
side of Abe Lincoln. 
Oh yeah. 

1674
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:54,720
Where he wasn't killed because 
he released slaves, he was 

1675
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:58,400
killed because he refused to 
sign the 14th amendment which 

1676
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:02,560
made everyone like a citizen and
pay taxes. 

1677
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:08,240
Oh, he refused to sign that one.
Oh, OK. 

1678
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,680
He just freed everyone. 
Well, I mean, that's the thing, 

1679
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:14,640
'cause a lot of things are kind 
of like, like, like JFK, 

1680
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,880
everybody's like, oh, he was 
just mad about civil rights. 

1681
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,920
And it's like, what's he? 
Is that what it was? 

1682
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:22,080
You sure about that? 
It wasn't about the secret organ

1683
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:23,240
of things. 
He was going to explode. 

1684
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:25,080
OK, All right, we'll go. 
We'll buy that. 

1685
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:27,040
But why? 
I have a joke about the moon 

1686
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,600
landing and how I think it's 
fake. 

1687
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,240
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1688
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:34,160
Because how come if I'm on the 
phone with my mom on FaceTime, I

1689
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,680
lose service right down the 
street? 

1690
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:38,520
But on the moon, it's crystal 
clear. 

1691
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,120
In 1969 we were able to live 
stream something. 

1692
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:47,280
Yeah, I will take that. 
They might have went to the 

1693
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:50,360
moon, but the thing that you saw
on TV was filmed. 

1694
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:55,120
That's that I kind of, I, I go 
5050 on it because it's like we 

1695
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:58,360
have all these satellite photos 
and you have the ISS and up 

1696
01:29:58,360 --> 01:30:02,280
there I, I feel like we did it. 
I think we did, but it wasn't. 

1697
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:05,440
Yeah, and I feel like it's 
better to keep the lie going 

1698
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,920
than it is to just admit that 
part, because then it's like, 

1699
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,600
well, if you lied to me about 
this. 

1700
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:14,880
Oh, you, you would never be able
to say that the moon landing 

1701
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:17,200
was. 
They admit to it. 

1702
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:21,640
Because then that means that 
anything they say will never, 

1703
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:25,320
never, ever, ever, Yeah, be 
taken. 

1704
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:27,320
Everyone will. 
Think opposite. 

1705
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:28,920
Yeah. 
And you also think who was in 

1706
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,640
office at the time? 
Was that LBJ or is that Nixon? 

1707
01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:39,200
Case closed. 
Case closed like. 

1708
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:44,640
And but at at the same time, 
it's like, yeah, I mean, LBJ 

1709
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:48,040
pulled his penis out on talking 
about Nam. 

1710
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:51,840
Yeah. 
On TV he showed everyone his 

1711
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:55,200
penis. 
Well, that was who was there was

1712
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:59,000
I remember it was funny because 
like LBJ is known like he's, he 

1713
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:01,560
was like president during the 
civil rights and like they made 

1714
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:04,960
so much advancement. 
But then you're watching like 

1715
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,880
the Butler and he chose him in 
the bathroom and he's just 

1716
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:09,960
dropping the N word like no 
one's business. 

1717
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:13,400
And you're like, again, like, 
what are we doing here? 

1718
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:17,120
Like history screws with me all 
the time because as a kid you 

1719
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:20,320
learn one thing and then like 
something comes out and exposes 

1720
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:21,920
it. 
And just like OK, now I have to 

1721
01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:24,080
reset my understanding of 
history again. 

1722
01:31:24,080 --> 01:31:26,560
But that's the thing, I that's 
why I don't even under. 

1723
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:31,520
I don't even like I try to look 
at it all open. 

1724
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:33,760
MM Hmm. 
To see everything. 

1725
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,840
Yeah. 
And then do my own research, 

1726
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:38,000
like about the topics and stuff 
like that. 

1727
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:41,200
Yeah. 
Because I don't trust any bit of

1728
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:43,600
information I get. 
But, and the bad part is like 

1729
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,040
you'll tell somebody something 
and like, did you do your 

1730
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,520
research? 
I'm like, yes, I did. 

1731
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:49,800
Where is it? 
I can't tell you 'cause when I 

1732
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:52,800
did my research, it was 2:30 in 
the morning, OK, I was scrolling

1733
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:56,080
and I was just randomly curious.
I don't know where I found that.

1734
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:58,000
I just know I read it somewhere 
like. 

1735
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:03,360
It like, and and that's the 
thing too, like because you can,

1736
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:07,240
I think this is where I really 
agreed with Robert Kennedy 

1737
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:12,200
junior when he said this. 
He's like, how is it if I'm 

1738
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:19,840
doing a court case and I have a 
guy who has a PhD on my side 

1739
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:27,800
from Stanford, Yale and Harvard,
and the defense also fighting 

1740
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:33,520
the opposite side, has a PhD 
person from Yale, Stanford and 

1741
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:39,480
Harvard, right? 
They're battling each other on 

1742
01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:43,400
opposite sides about data that 
we're both trying to manipulate 

1743
01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:47,680
for a favour, right? 
And even though like the because

1744
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:51,760
my thing is is data doesn't lie 
but viewpoints do. 

1745
01:32:52,720 --> 01:33:00,480
Well, but the only, but the 
issue is, is you can't say that 

1746
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:05,680
there wasn't money or some kind 
of error in any data, right? 

1747
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:12,000
And we don't know how it was 
being manipulated at that time 

1748
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:12,840
frame. 
Yeah. 

1749
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:16,520
So who's actually going to say 
anything we know is actually 

1750
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,360
wrong? 
Yeah, 'cause no one, 'cause the 

1751
01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:22,920
reason why nothing's honest is 
that no one really likes real 

1752
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,040
answers. 
No one likes the real answers of

1753
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,760
things. 
Because if you actually go and 

1754
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:30,440
sit down and you throw the 
numbers up and go, OK, here's 

1755
01:33:30,440 --> 01:33:32,600
the facts. 
A lot of people will like, 

1756
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:36,320
cherry pick which facts they 
want to know and be like, dah, 

1757
01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:37,520
I'm going to use that against 
you. 

1758
01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:41,920
It's like, OK, but what about 
this other fact that also, I 

1759
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:47,360
don't want to say counteracts 
that, but like shows that yeah, 

1760
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,040
that's the case this this time. 
But when you go a little bit 

1761
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:52,720
further, it proves the point. 
What I'm saying is. 

1762
01:33:53,480 --> 01:33:57,440
Well, even look at something 
like a car crash with and 

1763
01:33:57,440 --> 01:34:01,920
without a seat belt, right? 
Yes, you can say that the seat 

1764
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:05,720
belt saved the person from being
ejected from the car, right? 

1765
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,560
But then also you could say that
the seat belt being there has 

1766
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:14,200
given people way more harmful 
injuries in like whiplash. 

1767
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:21,280
Oh yeah, so you can see data 
whichever aspect you want to see

1768
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:24,400
data. 
In yeah, yeah, 'cause it's like,

1769
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:27,960
you know, I've known some people
where it's like they were in car

1770
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:31,480
accidents and had they been 
wearing a seat belt, like their 

1771
01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:33,080
head would have been taken off 
or something. 

1772
01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,600
But thank God, their head, like,
you know, they were able to, 

1773
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:39,120
like move their move more freely
and miss it. 

1774
01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:43,120
And it's like the weirdest. 
Yeah. 

1775
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:46,320
And that's the thing there. 
There's so many cases. 

1776
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:50,880
So then it's like, OK, so who is
now the people putting money 

1777
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:55,080
funding the research in order to
figure out? 

1778
01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:56,160
Yeah. 
And you don't know what 

1779
01:34:56,160 --> 01:35:00,480
variables they added in. 
You don't know, Like, yeah, 

1780
01:35:00,480 --> 01:35:02,280
there's so much stuff, 
especially like when they're 

1781
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:03,720
testing, like medicine and 
stuff. 

1782
01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:07,040
It's like, OK, but you gave it 
to this guy and he died. 

1783
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:10,560
OK, Well what other things did 
he have going on? 

1784
01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:12,600
Are you going to disclose that 
or are you going to say, oh, 

1785
01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:15,600
this person died? 
Like a lot of the Nah, I'm going

1786
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:17,480
to be good. 
I was going to start naming some

1787
01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:18,920
stuff and I was like, Nope, 
we're going to be good. 

1788
01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:22,440
No, but, but I mean, when you 
start looking at like weird 

1789
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:26,720
things like that, right? 
It's like, OK, yeah, but how are

1790
01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:28,720
we even coming to this? 
Answer right. 

1791
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:33,320
Well, it's like, OK, like a lot 
of people, like I feel like I 

1792
01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:35,040
can dance around this one. 
Pretty good one. 

1793
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,560
Like for a lot of people, we're 
like, you know, defending like 

1794
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:40,960
the Anthony Fauci guy. 
But then at the same time 

1795
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:42,880
they're like, hey, look what he 
did in the 80s. 

1796
01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:46,800
He's been known to lie about 
stuff and known to give people 

1797
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:49,800
things that like actually he 
knew was killing him and was 

1798
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:53,040
like, now just we'll lie about 
it, actual things. 

1799
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:55,720
But we're going to put this guy 
in charge again on stuff. 

1800
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:57,960
Maybe you should find another 
guy. 

1801
01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:02,320
I'm just saying like. 
The the thing that interests me 

1802
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:09,640
with with Falchi is it was 
Doctor Carrie Mullins. 

1803
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:16,360
Doctor Carrie Mullins was the 
guy who created PCR technology. 

1804
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:19,520
And that's like what they were 
doing, like the swapping and 

1805
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:20,280
stuff. 
Yeah. 

1806
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:25,960
And he said that he doesn't want
that technology to get out into 

1807
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:30,960
corporate because it was 
supposedly made for like a lab 

1808
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:34,520
to test, to try to like test 
specific. 

1809
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:36,360
It's not meant for common 
testing. 

1810
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:38,000
It wasn't meant for common 
testing. 

1811
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:45,080
And he passed away in like 2019.
Yeah. 

1812
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:50,760
It but but. 
But well, think about this. 

1813
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:54,040
It's like they're putting a 
cotton swab so far up your nose.

1814
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:58,000
It's like, again, lab testing 
makes again, I'm not a 

1815
01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:59,600
scientist, I don't know how this
stuff works. 

1816
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:04,000
I'm just common sense looking at
something, but it's like you're 

1817
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,680
putting a cotton swab that far 
up your nose. 

1818
01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:07,840
How many of those fibers are 
stuck up there now? 

1819
01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:10,520
That's what I mean, Mike. 
And probably making you a little

1820
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,600
bit worse. 
It like probably making your 

1821
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:16,080
symptoms worse because it's like
the people you are having do 

1822
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,560
this aren't really used to doing
this. 

1823
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:20,520
So they might go a little 
further. 

1824
01:37:21,280 --> 01:37:24,840
No, go too far because the lab 
guy, hey, I know how far I'm 

1825
01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:27,600
supposed to go. 
I'm I'm trained on this more. 

1826
01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:30,400
But I what I liked about Carrie 
Mullins. 

1827
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:31,920
I don't trust the guy at Med 
Express. 

1828
01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:36,000
He always called Fauci a paper 
pusher. 

1829
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,320
He's like, that guy is nothing 
more than a paper. 

1830
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:44,520
Pusher Well, yeah, I don't try 
anybody who's a doctor in a high

1831
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:46,360
position. 
And part of me is like, you're 

1832
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:50,080
not an actual working doctor and
things have changed since you 

1833
01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:53,240
were a actual working doctor, 
you know what I mean? 

1834
01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:56,160
Like, I don't want a guy who's 
80 years old coming up with the 

1835
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:59,200
standardized things for surgery 
because what does he know? 

1836
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:01,080
When's the last time he cut 
someone open? 

1837
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:04,120
You know what I mean? 
Granted, you have experience 

1838
01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:06,560
when you know certain things, 
but also there's so much 

1839
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:10,000
advancement now that you're 
being outpaced by any person you

1840
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,680
put in charge that's not working
in the field. 

1841
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:15,520
I don't know, I hope it makes 
sense. 

1842
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:19,120
Sometimes when you think of 
things, you're like, it's like a

1843
01:38:19,120 --> 01:38:22,640
mechanic mechanics now. 
Like you have the old guys who 

1844
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:25,880
used to know everything to how 
to work on stuff, but then they 

1845
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:27,920
get the new cars and like, I 
can't work on this. 

1846
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:31,400
He's a skilled mechanic, he 
knows his shit, but he can't 

1847
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:34,040
know how to work on the new car 
because so much has changed in 

1848
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:36,240
the time he's last working on a 
new car. 

1849
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:40,520
Yeah. 
And there's more, like it's hard

1850
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:43,520
because there's more microchip 
technology. 

1851
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:46,320
And Oh yeah, now it's like you 
take the one part out that 

1852
01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:48,080
needed repair. 
Well, here you just threw off 

1853
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:50,440
the microchip that fucked 
everything up in the car now 

1854
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,440
because you didn't just go to 
the dealership and which they're

1855
01:38:53,440 --> 01:38:57,360
counting on you to do anyway, 
you know, did they have 

1856
01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:00,000
electronic things on your car? 
I'm waiting for the day that 

1857
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,600
they just. 
Yeah, we ended this police chase

1858
01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:03,720
real quick. 
Why we just dead shit. 

1859
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:06,120
You know the dead switch killed 
the car. 

1860
01:39:07,040 --> 01:39:09,840
I'm waiting for it to happen. 
They haven't done it yet, which 

1861
01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:12,080
is bullshit. 
If you have the technology, you 

1862
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:13,440
can stood this. 
Why is it not more? 

1863
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:18,080
Available I can't talk about. 
That right, Right. 

1864
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:21,960
Yeah, Yeah. 
We'll just go, yeah. 

1865
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:25,040
Yeah, I can't talk about that. 
Yeah. 

1866
01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:30,600
So, yeah, moving on. 
So what what is it some like the

1867
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:34,800
comics that you like, like I. 
Like a bunch of old people, I 

1868
01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:39,520
love Sam Kennison. 
Oh, dude, I remember first time 

1869
01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:43,240
I saw him was like, my brother 
had like an MTV doc on him and I

1870
01:39:43,240 --> 01:39:45,640
was like, who is this guy 'cause
he was dead by the time I was 

1871
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:47,840
born. 
You know, I think he died in 91,

1872
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:53,400
something like that, yeah. 
From 91 to like 93 or something 

1873
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,800
in that ball, you know, I'm not 
sure about the exact. 

1874
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:59,040
Day, I'm not that kind of thing,
but the stuff he would do, man, 

1875
01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:04,320
like he had those shows a lot 
like I was gonna say a lot like 

1876
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:07,400
I'm blanking on his name right 
now. 

1877
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:11,440
Andrew Dice Clay were like, 
those guys were rock stars when 

1878
01:40:11,440 --> 01:40:14,080
they'd go do a show. 
Like it'd be like a like how 

1879
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:17,040
stadium shows are now, but like 
that's what they were for comedy

1880
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:19,600
then. 
And he's called. 

1881
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,040
I had a random guy in the 
audience say, Oh yeah, my girl 

1882
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,840
broke up with me and they call 
her on the phone. 

1883
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:27,480
Whether he's a plant, I don't 
know. 

1884
01:40:27,720 --> 01:40:30,400
But Can you imagine him calling 
Someone Like You fucking whore 

1885
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:37,040
screaming it into the phone? 
And Sam Kinison was amazing. 

1886
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,640
There's stories of like, Sam 
Kinison running off stage in the

1887
01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:45,000
middle of his set and doing 
another line of cocaine to get 

1888
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:48,200
the energy up so he could go 
back on stage and do another 20 

1889
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:52,720
minutes. 
I do you ever see the video, the

1890
01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:54,760
music video he made? 
Wild thing. 

1891
01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:59,200
No, but you're going to show me.
After, Oh dude, it's first of 

1892
01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:03,080
all it's him with every 80s 
rocker like Jon Bon Jovi's 

1893
01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:06,280
there, all these people and 
they're like, he's singing Wild 

1894
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:08,560
thing. 
It's not good 'cause it's Sam, 

1895
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:10,480
you know? 
But he's just, you can get the 

1896
01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:15,960
yelling part down and it's all 
those rockers betting on these 

1897
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:18,560
two girls fighting in a mud pit.
That's awesome. 

1898
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:21,280
That's the whole video. 
And you're just like, all right,

1899
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:23,600
this is cool. 
Like this is the thing I guess 

1900
01:41:23,600 --> 01:41:25,280
in the 80s. 
That is badass. 

1901
01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:29,960
The 80s are. 
It would have been a really cool

1902
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:35,200
time to like, be like, yeah. 
And you're like 20s to 30s I 

1903
01:41:35,240 --> 01:41:37,000
think. 
Eddie Murphy's like no one had 

1904
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,680
more fun than me. 
And I believe that like no one 

1905
01:41:39,680 --> 01:41:41,880
had more fun than Eddie Murphy 
in the 80s. 

1906
01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:46,440
I do, I think anyone with some 
kind of stature. 

1907
01:41:46,760 --> 01:41:48,400
Yeah. 
Had a ton of fun. 

1908
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:52,880
Stallone Arnold like, 'cause 
it's like they had everything, 

1909
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:58,200
you know, I like, I didn't know 
Mr. T TS daughter did comedy. 

1910
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:01,840
And she has like a thing like 
from Don't tell where she's 

1911
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:06,120
telling the story about having 
Mr. T as a dad and being like, 

1912
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,560
you know, you can't relate to 
kids, which, OK, makes sense. 

1913
01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:13,040
But she was talking about like 
whenever I think Roddy Piper 

1914
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:17,320
hurt, actually hurt Mr. T in 
WrestleMania and she's like, we 

1915
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:21,200
go back to the room to check on 
dad and Hulk Hogan's there doing

1916
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:24,920
coke, like blasting coke away 
and he's just like, I'm going to

1917
01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:27,400
fucking kill Roddy Piper. 
And it's like, what the fuck? 

1918
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:31,200
Again, those guys were having a 
blast. 

1919
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:34,280
Even though Hulk Hogan and Mr. 
Eat your vitamins, kids, you 

1920
01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:36,800
could look like me. 
I didn't tell you about all the 

1921
01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:41,800
steroids they take too, like 
like, but those guys look like 

1922
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:44,760
they had a blast. 
Like, but they did doing all 

1923
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:46,680
that stuff like having so much 
fun. 

1924
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:49,680
They had a great time. 
Yeah, it's kind of like I had 

1925
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:52,840
fun in my 20s, but now if I was 
to do that same stuff, I'm 

1926
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,480
tired. 
Like at 8:00, I'm ready to go to

1927
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:56,200
bed. 
Oh. 

1928
01:42:56,520 --> 01:43:00,480
My gosh, I don't know. 
I try to just have fun. 

1929
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:05,480
Yeah. 
Whatever, whatever I do, I just 

1930
01:43:05,480 --> 01:43:09,440
try to have the most fun. 
Yeah, whether I I like having 

1931
01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:12,440
like comics over and be like, 
let's watch a movie because it's

1932
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:15,840
always fun to watch movies with 
people because they can point 

1933
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:19,440
out things that you never saw or
never thought of while watching 

1934
01:43:19,440 --> 01:43:21,920
it. 
You're like, I didn't look at it

1935
01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:23,440
that way. 
Actually, it's kind of funny 

1936
01:43:23,440 --> 01:43:24,920
when you think of it that way, 
like. 

1937
01:43:25,560 --> 01:43:30,280
Oh yeah, I love, I love having a
garbage movie night. 

1938
01:43:30,520 --> 01:43:33,720
Well. 
Yeah, so we kind of got duped or

1939
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:38,520
I got duped at least. 
I seen this movie advertised and

1940
01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:41,440
thought it was going to be about
stand up called Is this thing 

1941
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:45,560
on? 
And then I talk a bunch of 

1942
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:47,320
comics. 
Hey, you guys want to go see 

1943
01:43:47,320 --> 01:43:49,320
this movie about stand up like, 
you know, they're talking about 

1944
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:50,920
on Rogan. 
Like we should go see this 

1945
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:54,120
movie. 
So we all go preparing to watch 

1946
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:57,680
a guy's journey into stand up 
and it's about him winning back 

1947
01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:00,920
his wife. 
So all of us got duped into 

1948
01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:04,640
watching like more of a romantic
comedy than we did watching a 

1949
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:06,960
movie about stand up. 
And we were so mad about one of 

1950
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:09,640
the guys just got up and left. 
He was just like, I, I ain't 

1951
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:11,920
sitting through this. 
He's like, I can't he's this is 

1952
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:14,120
so like not what I thought it 
was going to be. 

1953
01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:17,720
And when a whole group of us 
went, but like, the movie was 

1954
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:21,240
funnier because we all went as 
comedians, like, you know, 

1955
01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:24,640
expecting something different. 
But I feel like you wouldn't 

1956
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:27,040
have got the same experience if 
you went by yourself and got 

1957
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:28,480
duped. 
You know what I mean? 

1958
01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:31,480
It's more fun to go with a group
of people and we all got duped 

1959
01:44:31,480 --> 01:44:32,720
as a group. 
It was funnier. 

1960
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:35,560
I. 
Mean I I actually enjoy going to

1961
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:40,840
the movies alone. 
I like it with some movies and 

1962
01:44:40,840 --> 01:44:43,480
there's other movies. 
It's like I would rather go with

1963
01:44:43,480 --> 01:44:45,920
a bunch of people on, you know 
what I mean? 

1964
01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:50,120
Like, like I would say like Star
Wars is a movie I want to see 

1965
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:53,880
with a bunch of people because 
it's a fun movie and there's a 

1966
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:56,880
lot of excitement with it and 
there's no story. 

1967
01:44:57,320 --> 01:45:00,800
The story is weak in Star Wars, 
the story of as a whole. 

1968
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:05,440
What was the one? 
I know you saw it. 

1969
01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:10,680
It was about trying to get the 
blueprint print the blueprint 

1970
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:13,400
plans for the death *. 
All Rogue One. 

1971
01:45:13,480 --> 01:45:16,920
OK, I went to see Rogue. 
That's the last movie I went to 

1972
01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:23,200
see of Star Wars because when I 
was there, I accidentally said 

1973
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:29,680
all these people die, it's not 
important in the theater. 

1974
01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:33,800
And I was like, no one cares 
about any of these characters. 

1975
01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:36,480
It's true. 
But I will say they're all. 

1976
01:45:36,600 --> 01:45:41,000
Dead. 
It's true, but I did like it 

1977
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,560
because it showed a different 
side of Star Wars. 

1978
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:47,920
It showed the actual war part, 
which I thought was kind of 

1979
01:45:47,920 --> 01:45:50,800
cool, like where that shows that
there's no good guy in war 

1980
01:45:50,800 --> 01:45:52,760
really. 
Like, you want to cause the 

1981
01:45:52,760 --> 01:45:54,560
rebels, they always paint them 
like, yeah, they're the good 

1982
01:45:54,560 --> 01:45:56,000
guys, they never do anything 
bad. 

1983
01:45:56,360 --> 01:46:00,520
But then like the reality of it 
is, is real shit happens in war.

1984
01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:03,160
Like, yeah, that guy's a source.
He's going to snitch on me, 

1985
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:04,720
fucking kill him and keep 
rolling. 

1986
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:07,560
Like 'cause if not the whole 
thing gets exposed. 

1987
01:46:08,040 --> 01:46:11,680
I'm just saying, yeah, I went 
there and I I thought it was 

1988
01:46:11,680 --> 01:46:13,600
funny. 
Oh yeah, it is funny like. 

1989
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:16,960
Started cracking up laughing. 
The people around me got annoyed

1990
01:46:16,960 --> 01:46:20,880
with me and I'm like, what do 
you care? 

1991
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:23,080
They're all dead. 
But you're also kind of like, 

1992
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:24,880
it's fucking Star Wars. 
Yeah. 

1993
01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:31,280
Like, like, I do hate the 
sequels, like the the 789, 

1994
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:34,520
because they did kind of shit on
everybody that came before them.

1995
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:39,720
Like, oh, hey, you could like 
give us what we wanted, which 

1996
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:42,840
was to see Luke on Leia give up.
We wanted to see those three 

1997
01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:45,400
together. 
You stole that from me, and I 

1998
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:48,480
can never get that back. 
You stole that from me. 

1999
01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:50,880
Like, my favorite character was 
Han Solo. 

2000
01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:54,120
Yeah. 
And we kind of figured he was 

2001
01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:56,800
going to die. 
But again, should they not all 

2002
01:46:56,800 --> 01:46:59,200
be together? 
They they started everything. 

2003
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:02,160
Why wouldn't you put them 
together for one scene? 

2004
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,640
I'm not asking the whole movie. 
Give me one scene. 

2005
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:07,400
And then give 10 seconds for 
that nice pause. 

2006
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:11,040
Yeah, the audience reaction, 
they did that though. 

2007
01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:13,680
They did that, though, in the 
first one, when Han and Luke 

2008
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:16,160
come out, when Han and Chewie 
walk on to the Millennium 

2009
01:47:16,160 --> 01:47:19,960
Falcon, there's a 10 second 
pause where they do the pose and

2010
01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:22,120
then he goes, Chewie, we're 
home. 

2011
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:25,240
Like, but you didn't have to do 
that. 

2012
01:47:25,240 --> 01:47:27,600
No, you could have just showed 
him walk in and be like, what's 

2013
01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:30,640
going on here? 
But I needed to feel that 10 

2014
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:32,560
seconds. 
Yeah, it's kind of like 

2015
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:34,040
watching. 
I mean, but you see that like 

2016
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:38,000
even like some TV like sitcoms 
are known to do it. 

2017
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:42,440
But there was a reason for it. 
Like, do you ever notice, like, 

2018
01:47:42,440 --> 01:47:45,040
whenever somebody walks in and 
they do the thing and they pause

2019
01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:47,680
and there's a huge laugh break 
and then they go on? 

2020
01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:50,880
That makes sense, but it's ATV 
show. 

2021
01:47:51,960 --> 01:47:53,240
Yeah, that's true. 
Yeah. 

2022
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:55,480
There always is a big pause 
whenever Kramer walks in the 

2023
01:47:55,480 --> 01:47:57,960
room. 
Because he was getting such an 

2024
01:47:57,960 --> 01:48:00,240
applause. 
You get your miss in the 

2025
01:48:00,240 --> 01:48:05,200
dialogue of what that they. 
Had to do a pause because the 

2026
01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:10,520
live action audience you has 
loved them so much right that 

2027
01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:14,400
you could not. 
Right, but in a movie there is 

2028
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:18,160
no like the you're not. 
There's no live audience 

2029
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:21,520
reacting to it in the movie, so 
there's no reason for the pause 

2030
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:23,400
to be there. 
Like if they missed the 

2031
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:26,040
dialogue, that's on them. 
Fucking be quiet next time and 

2032
01:48:26,040 --> 01:48:28,600
watch the movie again, you know 
what I mean? 

2033
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:31,440
I get it. 
I get both sides right because 

2034
01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:34,640
they're they're trying to be 
respectful and give you that 

2035
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,720
moment. 
I would. 

2036
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:39,680
I think they would get more 
credit as a movie, like the 

2037
01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:42,200
people would take them more 
seriously as movies if they 

2038
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:45,720
didn't have that pause. 
I'm not saying you. 

2039
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:47,680
Know what I'm saying right, but 
I'm also. 

2040
01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:55,960
Saying if they had the pause, 
you're if they didn't have the 

2041
01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:59,160
pause. 
Now people are like, oh man, 

2042
01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:05,320
like I didn't, I didn't get to 
like enjoy that scene enough. 

2043
01:49:05,480 --> 01:49:07,960
Yeah, that's like, well, go home
and watch it and pause it. 

2044
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:09,800
You know what I mean? 
Like that's what I was like, go 

2045
01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:11,720
home, watch it and pause it. 
Like you'll be fine. 

2046
01:49:12,200 --> 01:49:13,760
But yeah, I get it. 
I get. 

2047
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:16,400
I guess I agree with you. 
I see both sides of it, but 

2048
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:21,640
you're just like, the reality is
if you took the pause out, you'd

2049
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:23,800
be taken more seriously as a 
film, I think. 

2050
01:49:24,360 --> 01:49:26,920
Oh, you would? 
I'm not saying right You would 

2051
01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:28,880
definitely. 
Be and like I said, some some 

2052
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:32,320
mediums it is necessary like 
comedies, you have to have that 

2053
01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:36,000
moment in there for people to 
laugh and react so that then you

2054
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:39,320
can continue on. 
But then again, I think it's 

2055
01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:43,520
probably why most comedies 
aren't really respected as 

2056
01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:46,680
films. 
Like there are comedy films, but

2057
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:49,920
they're more films than they are
comedy with there weren't funny 

2058
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:53,000
moments. 
And you said you said you guys 

2059
01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:57,160
walked out to a romantic comedy 
I-1 Did I love a good? 

2060
01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:00,720
Romantic comedy hey, I like The 
wedding Singer like that's 

2061
01:50:00,720 --> 01:50:03,040
that's those are comfort movies 
for me like 'cause they are 

2062
01:50:03,040 --> 01:50:08,240
romantic comedies in comedies. 
ROM coms are one of my favorite 

2063
01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:10,200
genres. 
Actually, it's good. 

2064
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:14,280
It depends on who's in it for 
me, depends on who's in it and 

2065
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:17,800
the type of like story like 
'cause technically like Mike and

2066
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:20,640
Dave need wedding dates is a ROM
com. 

2067
01:50:21,880 --> 01:50:24,480
But I like who's in it. 
I like the setting of it. 

2068
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:28,960
It's it's more appealing to me 
versus like watching something 

2069
01:50:28,960 --> 01:50:32,480
with Katherine Heigl. 
Just wait. 

2070
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:37,480
Are you a Hallmark movie guy? 
No, not a hallmark. 

2071
01:50:37,480 --> 01:50:39,480
It depends. 
Old ones I am. 

2072
01:50:40,080 --> 01:50:42,360
I love Hallmark movies. 
You remember the 90s like 

2073
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:45,960
everything up until like these 
modern hallmarks, I. 

2074
01:50:45,960 --> 01:50:47,680
Love even modern? 
Hallmarks. 

2075
01:50:47,680 --> 01:50:49,280
No I can't. 
That's so cheesy. 

2076
01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:55,400
Every moderate Hallmark it's 
either a single dad, Yep, or 

2077
01:50:55,400 --> 01:51:01,040
like some kind of great divorce 
mom or like, but it's mostly 

2078
01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:04,560
single dads now. 
Yep, single dads are with a 

2079
01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:11,800
daughter are like the most 
prominent story of Hallmark 

2080
01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:13,360
movies. 
Yep, 'cause they want a 

2081
01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:16,640
beautiful movie. 
I found out something recently. 

2082
01:51:17,200 --> 01:51:21,040
Apparently Gen. 
Z does not like the alpha male 

2083
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:24,760
action stars anymore. 
They like quote UN quote, but 

2084
01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:30,800
this is the term of the article.
Beta males like Jacob Lordy like

2085
01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:36,320
him as Frankenstein, like they 
people like him more versus like

2086
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:40,680
people like action stars like 
Stallone, Alan Richardson, guys 

2087
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,840
like that AM. 
I out of frame over. 

2088
01:51:43,440 --> 01:51:46,280
Here, I don't know. 
That's the bad part of not 

2089
01:51:46,280 --> 01:51:47,600
having the camera guy. 
I can't. 

2090
01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:51,960
Yeah, you're fine. 
I, I 'cause I, I was, yeah, I 

2091
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:53,800
was into it, yeah. 
But you know what I mean. 

2092
01:51:53,880 --> 01:51:55,160
I accidentally packed. 
Out. 

2093
01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:57,480
No, you're good. 
So I may be out of frame for a 

2094
01:51:57,480 --> 01:51:57,880
little. 
Bit. 

2095
01:51:57,880 --> 01:51:59,920
Yeah, just a little bit. 
We'll be fine, yeah. 

2096
01:52:00,320 --> 01:52:02,280
Half of me will be cut off. 
I'm sorry about. 

2097
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:04,880
That, yeah, that's why we pan in
and zoom a little bit too. 

2098
01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:09,760
So yeah, you'll be good. 
But yeah, it's like, I don't 

2099
01:52:09,760 --> 01:52:12,120
know, I forgot what we were 
talking about. 

2100
01:52:12,120 --> 01:52:13,320
We were talking about Hallmark 
movies. 

2101
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:15,960
Yeah, of course. 
I like no you were talking about

2102
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:17,920
beta. 
Man, Oh yeah, beta. 

2103
01:52:17,920 --> 01:52:20,520
Male the new people. 
Yeah, they don't like, like they

2104
01:52:20,520 --> 01:52:23,120
don't have like a Stallone or an
Arnold. 

2105
01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:24,560
Like they don't like those kind 
of people. 

2106
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:25,320
They're. 
Afraid of that? 

2107
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:29,440
Yeah, so they like the the guy, 
this more sensitive guys. 

2108
01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:31,840
Well, they're submissive. 
Like Timothy Chalamet. 

2109
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:35,680
The the beta males of the the 
the males of this next 

2110
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:42,080
generation are very submissive. 
And I think it's because of 

2111
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:48,560
wrongfully aggressive guys 
before us, if that makes sense. 

2112
01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:56,480
When I say wrongfully 
aggressive, like, like too 

2113
01:52:56,480 --> 01:52:58,000
aggressive. 
Like they would fight over a 

2114
01:52:58,000 --> 01:53:01,600
drop, like at the drop of a hat 
for no reason Where like these 

2115
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:03,880
guys, they'll fight, but you 
have to give them like kind of a

2116
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:06,520
reason to. 
And they're more sympathetic to 

2117
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:10,360
like people's needs and stuff 
because people want more of 

2118
01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:12,560
that. 
I feel That's a beta male, I'm 

2119
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:15,400
assuming. 
Oh, a beta male won't even 

2120
01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:17,360
fight. 
Oh yeah. 

2121
01:53:17,480 --> 01:53:19,440
They're just let people walk all
way over. 

2122
01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:22,080
That's true, 'cause I look at 
Timothy Shalaman, I'm like, I 

2123
01:53:22,080 --> 01:53:24,520
don't buy that. 
Austin Butler lost to you. 

2124
01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:27,480
You see what I mean? 
Like you won by prophecy alone. 

2125
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:32,600
I don't see they want David, not
Goliath now. 

2126
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:39,520
Yeah, exactly. 
Again, again, even if you're 

2127
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:48,960
direct to someone now and you're
a blunt person, blunt people are

2128
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:54,880
seem to be a great too 
aggressive now, but meanwhile 

2129
01:53:54,880 --> 01:53:59,120
you're just direct. 
What I've had like I've had some

2130
01:53:59,120 --> 01:54:03,680
friends and like they might be 
giving me instruction on like 

2131
01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:07,600
for a show and like they'll be 
telling me something and I'm 

2132
01:54:07,600 --> 01:54:09,960
like, OK, OK. 
And you're like, hey, I'm sorry 

2133
01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:12,040
if this is coming off harsh. 
And I was like, why are you 

2134
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:14,080
apologizing? 
You're telling me this is what 

2135
01:54:14,080 --> 01:54:16,640
needs to be done. 
Like you don't have to 

2136
01:54:16,640 --> 01:54:18,960
apologize. 
And it's like, if I have an 

2137
01:54:18,960 --> 01:54:21,280
issue, I'll ask you like, hey, 
how did you mean that they're? 

2138
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:24,240
Younger. 
No, actually they're similar 

2139
01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:29,000
age, but they've dealt with 
people that don't like that they

2140
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:30,920
can't handle someone being 
direct. 

2141
01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:35,520
So he's like, I'm trying to like
walk that line, but eventually 

2142
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:39,240
when you try to walk that line, 
you eventually get fed up, you 

2143
01:54:39,760 --> 01:54:41,760
know what I mean? 
The real eventually people get 

2144
01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,840
like, you kind of get fed up as 
a person 'cause you're like, 

2145
01:54:44,320 --> 01:54:46,600
well, I'm trying this indirect 
approach and you're not 

2146
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,720
listening to me and it's fucking
everything up. 

2147
01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:51,680
So now I have to be more direct,
you know what I mean? 

2148
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:55,400
Cause like beta, right? 
And it comes off even more 

2149
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:58,440
aggressive like than what it 
should have just been to be able

2150
01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:00,920
again with if you just were more
direct, you know what I mean? 

2151
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:04,200
Yeah, I think honest 
communication is the best 

2152
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:05,280
policy. 
Yeah. 

2153
01:55:05,280 --> 01:55:07,600
If it's harsh, it's harsh. 
If it's not harsh, it's not 

2154
01:55:07,600 --> 01:55:11,000
harsh. 
Yeah, I've like, I think you 

2155
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:17,440
should have a big, a big a big 
hostile gate shirt on right now 

2156
01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:19,160
instead of the shirt you have on
right now. 

2157
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:20,760
That's true. 
Well, that's why I have that 

2158
01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:22,360
hat. 
And I always feel weird 'cause 

2159
01:55:22,360 --> 01:55:24,560
it's like if you're wearing the 
big hoss hat, it feels like 

2160
01:55:24,560 --> 01:55:26,480
we're wearing your own merch 
sometimes. 

2161
01:55:26,680 --> 01:55:30,520
But I'm just saying like, yeah. 
That's the show, that's. 

2162
01:55:31,080 --> 01:55:33,560
Yeah, you know, but that's me 
being direct to you. 

2163
01:55:33,960 --> 01:55:36,880
Right. 
Yeah, it's cool with me. 

2164
01:55:36,960 --> 01:55:38,920
I am upset by it like but that's
what I'm saying. 

2165
01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:41,840
Yeah, but some people would be 
like, oh man, I can't. 

2166
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:43,760
Well, you mean you're 
criticizing my outfit for my 

2167
01:55:43,760 --> 01:55:47,680
show? 
Yeah, it's like, no, I, I 

2168
01:55:47,680 --> 01:55:51,800
actually think it would be cool 
if you had a big hostile gate 

2169
01:55:51,800 --> 01:55:54,680
shirt on. 
Which sometimes I'd rather I 

2170
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:57,320
there's some things it's like 
I'm there's a difference between

2171
01:55:57,320 --> 01:56:00,760
being a Dick and offering like 
constructive criticism. 

2172
01:56:01,200 --> 01:56:02,960
Like there's some people it's 
like you want to tell them be 

2173
01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:07,560
like, like maybe they have a bit
that's not working and you're 

2174
01:56:07,560 --> 01:56:10,560
like, you're trying, like you're
not changing it up. 

2175
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:14,320
That's what's not working. 
And then when you tell them 

2176
01:56:14,320 --> 01:56:16,440
that, they get kind of pissy. 
Like what do you mean? 

2177
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:18,840
Like what you're saying on my 
I'm not saying you're not funny.

2178
01:56:19,080 --> 01:56:20,680
I'm not saying what you're 
saying is not funny. 

2179
01:56:20,960 --> 01:56:22,280
That's the way you're going 
about it. 

2180
01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:25,000
That's kind of fucking it up 
like a little bit, you know what

2181
01:56:25,000 --> 01:56:27,400
I mean? 
Oh, I don't even, I don't even, 

2182
01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:32,880
I don't even try to say anything
about anyone's comedy anymore. 

2183
01:56:33,200 --> 01:56:38,200
Yeah, 'cause it gets so like. 
I I don't care enough unless you

2184
01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:42,080
ask me like a question, yeah. 
But it's like, it's weird when 

2185
01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:43,760
they ask a question, then when 
you tell them, then they're 

2186
01:56:43,760 --> 01:56:45,640
like, oh man, like what do you 
want me to do? 

2187
01:56:45,640 --> 01:56:47,600
You want me to lie to you? 
Well, not really. 

2188
01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:49,200
Like I want you to get better 
too. 

2189
01:56:49,200 --> 01:56:51,160
You know what I mean? 
I just don't care. 

2190
01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:55,720
That's fair, there's some people
I just like add. 

2191
01:56:56,160 --> 01:57:02,640
Well, if if they don't mind the 
feedback, yeah, then they, if 

2192
01:57:02,640 --> 01:57:08,200
you ask me something about that 
or I see you accidentally doing 

2193
01:57:08,200 --> 01:57:11,440
something wrong, right. 
You know, maybe you're, you're 

2194
01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:16,440
putting the funny part the funny
part before. 

2195
01:57:17,080 --> 01:57:21,320
What you're saying? 
Before the ending, when the 

2196
01:57:21,320 --> 01:57:23,600
funny part needs to be the end, 
right? 

2197
01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:27,480
If it's something like that, 
I'll be like, hey man, like if 

2198
01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:30,600
you just reverse those two, 
they're way more funny, right? 

2199
01:57:32,840 --> 01:57:35,960
Like I would just say that to 
someone, but it's up to them to 

2200
01:57:36,200 --> 01:57:40,000
to actually like yeah, unless 
they just completely don't 

2201
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:45,080
understand what what it means. 
Well, that's like they're going 

2202
01:57:45,080 --> 01:57:48,840
back to the like the being more 
assertive, like the beta male 

2203
01:57:48,840 --> 01:57:51,080
versus the alpha male. 
Like action heroes. 

2204
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:53,600
Like they don't want to hear 
Arnold Yellen get to the 

2205
01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:55,320
chopper. 
They want to, hey, will you 

2206
01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:57,360
please go to the chopper? 
Like, you know, you guys want to

2207
01:57:57,360 --> 01:57:59,040
get out of here 'cause the guy's
coming. 

2208
01:57:59,040 --> 01:58:04,480
That's what they want to hear. 
Now I know, I know. 

2209
01:58:04,480 --> 01:58:07,320
Like you walk safely to the 
chopper now that's what they 

2210
01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:09,840
want to hear. 
It's like, no, get the fuck out 

2211
01:58:09,840 --> 01:58:11,480
of here. 
Like that's why I was watching 

2212
01:58:11,480 --> 01:58:14,680
some things and I'm like. 
There are zombies after us right

2213
01:58:14,680 --> 01:58:16,880
now. 
Oh, see, you know what it is? 

2214
01:58:17,320 --> 01:58:19,400
My here's. 
I could see the moment in 

2215
01:58:19,400 --> 01:58:21,760
history where it started to 
happen because my buddy brought 

2216
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:24,240
it up one time. 
Did you ever see Interstellar? 

2217
01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:26,240
Yeah. 
Remember the scene when the 

2218
01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:29,880
ships like the Anne Hathaway 
wants to go to the one planet 

2219
01:58:29,880 --> 01:58:33,800
because the guy that she used to
like they used to like is on 

2220
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:36,960
that planet And he goes, yeah, 
but we only have enough fuel to 

2221
01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:39,720
go to the other planet. 
He went there and we never heard

2222
01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:42,160
from him, so that's rules that 
planet out. 

2223
01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:46,760
But she's like, no, I want to go
and I want to see him kind of 

2224
01:58:46,760 --> 01:58:48,240
thing. 
My buddy in the middle of the 

2225
01:58:48,240 --> 01:58:50,960
theater opening night just goes,
Oh my God, we should have 

2226
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:54,720
brought 2 ships. 
But I get it because he's like, 

2227
01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:58,600
fuck your feelings here. 
It makes more sense to go here. 

2228
01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:01,120
Like, you know what I mean? 
He's like, no one's being direct

2229
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:03,320
here because they're trying to 
spare this person's feelings. 

2230
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:05,960
He's like, but if someone would 
have just been like, no, it's 

2231
01:59:05,960 --> 01:59:07,800
makes more sense to go to this 
other planet. 

2232
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:09,440
Yeah, go here. 
Yeah. 

2233
01:59:09,600 --> 01:59:11,080
Because that's not what people 
want. 

2234
01:59:11,080 --> 01:59:13,800
Like, they want to hear. 
Oh, yeah, I care about how 

2235
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:17,880
you're feeling versus like, hey,
that guy is a bad guy, kill him.

2236
01:59:18,360 --> 01:59:22,120
Get it over with. 
Yeah, and And this society makes

2237
01:59:22,120 --> 01:59:26,400
no sense to me anymore. 
Yeah, Just so you know, I I gave

2238
01:59:26,440 --> 01:59:28,080
up. 
Yeah, technically, like my one 

2239
01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:30,840
buddy's like, Batman's kind of a
beta male because he's never 

2240
01:59:30,840 --> 01:59:32,920
killed the Joker. 
Because he goes. 

2241
01:59:32,920 --> 01:59:35,800
Any rational person at this 
point would know the Joker's 

2242
01:59:35,800 --> 01:59:38,040
never going to fucking change 
because just kill him. 

2243
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:40,320
Get it over with. 
Would it be the same? 

2244
01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:41,320
Yeah. 
But you know what? 

2245
01:59:41,480 --> 01:59:43,040
My family's dead. 
Thanks, buddy. 

2246
01:59:43,040 --> 01:59:46,760
Because you want to feel better 
about yourself, you know? 

2247
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:52,800
Did you see I actually enjoyed 
the first Joker? 

2248
01:59:53,640 --> 01:59:56,000
I liked the first one. 
I thought it was interesting, 

2249
01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:58,160
like a lot of people were like, 
oh, it's just the I'm like, I 

2250
01:59:58,160 --> 01:59:59,800
thought it was a cool, 
interesting take. 

2251
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:04,280
I I ended up thinking he was a 
superhero. 

2252
02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:08,000
Oh, because the way they filmed 
the story around, Yeah, he is. 

2253
02:00:08,360 --> 02:00:11,200
And I thought. 
I was like, you know what, He's 

2254
02:00:11,200 --> 02:00:15,200
just misunderstood. 
That version of the character is

2255
02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:20,160
100% but like the Jack Nicholson
one, he was a bad guy to begin 

2256
02:00:20,160 --> 02:00:20,880
with. 
Like. 

2257
02:00:21,800 --> 02:00:24,880
Exactly, but I actually had 
sympathy for him and the Joker. 

2258
02:00:24,880 --> 02:00:26,280
Would you ever read the Killing 
Joke? 

2259
02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:29,920
The comic book? 
No, it's because the animated 

2260
02:00:29,920 --> 02:00:31,600
movie. 
There's 20 minutes of bullshit 

2261
02:00:31,600 --> 02:00:33,760
in the beginning and doesn't 
make sense, but the rest of it's

2262
02:00:33,760 --> 02:00:38,560
spot on Adaptation. 
But in the book they kind of 

2263
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:43,520
give the Joker an an origin. 
It's not said the origin because

2264
02:00:43,760 --> 02:00:45,480
it's supposed to be left 
ambiguous. 

2265
02:00:46,960 --> 02:00:51,480
But he was like a failed 
comedian, you know, so any of us

2266
02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:54,680
could be the Joker, but it kind 
of keeps like the Joker movie 

2267
02:00:54,920 --> 02:01:00,440
where he was a failed comedian 
and he his family, his wife was 

2268
02:01:00,440 --> 02:01:03,480
pregnant and the kids were 
starving kind of thing, like 

2269
02:01:03,640 --> 02:01:06,160
they were didn't have money. 
So he's like, well I'll do this 

2270
02:01:06,160 --> 02:01:11,840
one criminal job to pay for this
and I'll be done. 

2271
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:14,880
Well that job is the night that 
Batman shows up. 

2272
02:01:14,880 --> 02:01:19,200
He is wearing this hood thing to
look like the main villain and 

2273
02:01:19,200 --> 02:01:21,800
he ends up falling in the acid 
and becoming the Joker. 

2274
02:01:22,080 --> 02:01:25,880
When he goes back to his family 
here, he's told Oh no, it was 

2275
02:01:25,880 --> 02:01:28,960
right before the job. 
He finds out that his wife was 

2276
02:01:28,960 --> 02:01:31,120
killed in a household accident, 
that she got shocked and 

2277
02:01:31,120 --> 02:01:33,520
electrocuted her. 
But he still had to go on the 

2278
02:01:33,520 --> 02:01:36,320
job because the gangsters were 
like, you either go on the job 

2279
02:01:36,320 --> 02:01:38,520
or we kill you. 
So he's literally a victim of 

2280
02:01:38,520 --> 02:01:41,360
circumstance and then just 
driven crazy because he's like, 

2281
02:01:41,800 --> 02:01:45,560
oh, so anyone can have one bad 
day and become me. 

2282
02:01:46,560 --> 02:01:48,360
And it. 
You kind of understand that, and

2283
02:01:48,360 --> 02:01:50,280
you feel bad for the Joker a 
little bit. 

2284
02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:53,320
Yeah. 
Even though he just shot Barbara

2285
02:01:53,320 --> 02:01:56,560
Gordon, took pictures of her 
naked there, and then she played

2286
02:01:56,560 --> 02:02:01,280
it for her dad to watch. 
But you're like, I like this 

2287
02:02:01,280 --> 02:02:04,280
guy's here because he's broken, 
like that's why. 

2288
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:07,720
But he just did something 
horrific too, so it's like. 

2289
02:02:08,240 --> 02:02:12,440
Now you're torn. 
Yeah, so it's kind of like, you 

2290
02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:16,480
know, like a lot of people after
watching Infinity War were like,

2291
02:02:16,480 --> 02:02:20,040
you know, Thanos has a point, 
you know what I mean? 

2292
02:02:20,040 --> 02:02:23,240
Like where he's like, if I snap 
half the world away, we'll have 

2293
02:02:23,240 --> 02:02:26,840
more resources for everybody 
else because he's like, we tried

2294
02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:29,160
to make it work before on my 
other planet because and 

2295
02:02:29,160 --> 02:02:32,680
everyone died because they 
weren't, they cared too much. 

2296
02:02:33,960 --> 02:02:37,160
And I feel like you just have to
have a healthy balance of being 

2297
02:02:37,160 --> 02:02:42,640
like nice to people, but also 
like, you know what I mean? 

2298
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:46,600
Like either alpha or beta, 
either 1 can be too bad. 

2299
02:02:47,200 --> 02:02:50,400
You have to have like an AB 
personality, I guess. 

2300
02:02:51,080 --> 02:02:52,840
Alpha Beta. 
Personality, you get it. 

2301
02:02:52,880 --> 02:02:56,640
But. 
I don't know, maybe I don't 

2302
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:58,200
know. 
I couldn't be making no sense at

2303
02:02:58,200 --> 02:02:59,760
all, no. 
No, you're, you're actually, 

2304
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:03,560
you're actually on to something 
actually that's writing the 

2305
02:03:03,560 --> 02:03:05,720
character is very important, 
right? 

2306
02:03:06,000 --> 02:03:12,040
You know where where I actually 
think it depends on the stakes 

2307
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:14,800
they set. 
That's I think. 

2308
02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:21,480
I think a thing that that gets 
me is, is I don't mind you being

2309
02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:25,120
a beta or an alpha. 
Uh huh. 

2310
02:03:25,760 --> 02:03:30,480
But if the stakes are raised 
high enough, it should be able 

2311
02:03:30,480 --> 02:03:36,000
to switch you to now. 
If someone's beta and they have 

2312
02:03:36,000 --> 02:03:39,720
stakes that are high enough, 
they should switch to being as a

2313
02:03:39,720 --> 02:03:43,520
character arc alpha, right? 
It's like there's something, 

2314
02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:46,760
yeah, 'cause that I agree with 
that, 'cause it's kind of like 

2315
02:03:46,760 --> 02:03:50,360
when you watch Dune. 
Yeah, Timothy Chalamet starts 

2316
02:03:50,360 --> 02:03:52,440
off kind of a bitch. 
He was a bitch. 

2317
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:55,040
And then like his whole family 
gets massacred. 

2318
02:03:55,040 --> 02:03:59,080
And then he becomes like the 
leader in the Luke Skywalker is 

2319
02:03:59,080 --> 02:04:02,720
a good example of that farm boy 
that's kind of a bitch. 

2320
02:04:03,160 --> 02:04:05,160
What's he do? 
Oh, I bomb rats. 

2321
02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:07,400
That's all he does. 
Then he blows up a Death Star 

2322
02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:09,320
full of people. 
That's kind of alpha shit right 

2323
02:04:09,320 --> 02:04:10,840
there. 
That is alpha shit. 

2324
02:04:10,840 --> 02:04:13,360
And, you know, and, like, he's 
still kind of a beta character 

2325
02:04:13,360 --> 02:04:16,400
in Return of the Jedi because 
he's still kind of like, hey, 

2326
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:20,280
dad, come join me, but has no 
problem whipping his dad's ass 

2327
02:04:20,280 --> 02:04:22,640
when he's recalled what he's 
called to exactly. 

2328
02:04:22,960 --> 02:04:25,560
You know what I mean? 
That's a he's a beta in the 

2329
02:04:25,560 --> 02:04:26,960
moment, but he's an alpha in 
real life. 

2330
02:04:28,280 --> 02:04:31,960
Yeah. 
Because and and I, I feel you 

2331
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:35,440
have to be able to do a yeah, a 
mix of. 

2332
02:04:35,760 --> 02:04:37,360
Both. 
And like you have guys like John

2333
02:04:37,360 --> 02:04:39,520
Wayne who are just alpha all the
time. 

2334
02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:43,160
Yeah. 
And it kind of backfires on you 

2335
02:04:43,160 --> 02:04:45,280
a little bit. 
Like you come off too. 

2336
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:48,000
Like, that's why a lot of people
don't like how aggressive he is.

2337
02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:52,360
Like he couldn't be in movies 
today because he would be too 

2338
02:04:52,360 --> 02:04:59,040
aggressive. 
Yeah, well, also John Wayne at 

2339
02:04:59,040 --> 02:05:03,680
the time, I almost feel like 
movies are basing off of what 

2340
02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:06,080
they want the future society to 
be like. 

2341
02:05:06,560 --> 02:05:08,720
Yeah. 
It's like they're they're 

2342
02:05:08,760 --> 02:05:13,360
preconditioning you if we put a 
billion of these characters out 

2343
02:05:13,360 --> 02:05:14,680
there. 
Mm hmm. 

2344
02:05:14,840 --> 02:05:17,360
Men society will slowly adopt 
that. 

2345
02:05:17,360 --> 02:05:19,960
Kind of personality, yeah. 
And so they're trying like, you 

2346
02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:21,760
know, I feel like they went too 
aggressive and like oh, 

2347
02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:24,240
everybody's way too aggressive 
now we got to reel this back a 

2348
02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:27,520
little bit and put more 
sensitive guys out there and 

2349
02:05:27,520 --> 02:05:31,040
then maybe guys they will be 
more sensitive to people but 

2350
02:05:31,040 --> 02:05:33,440
then it kind of just makes them 
into more victims it feels like 

2351
02:05:33,440 --> 02:05:35,480
exactly. 
Because like other people are 

2352
02:05:35,480 --> 02:05:39,200
just like, I'm not fazed by 
movies fuck you like yeah, you 

2353
02:05:39,200 --> 02:05:41,080
know what I mean? 
Because that's, I feel like 

2354
02:05:41,080 --> 02:05:43,840
that's why you don't see like as
harsh penalties on like 

2355
02:05:43,920 --> 02:05:47,800
criminals now, because everyone 
has sympathy for criminals, but 

2356
02:05:47,800 --> 02:05:51,160
now the criminal element ends up
stepping their game up because 

2357
02:05:51,160 --> 02:05:54,320
hey, you don't feel bad for 
coming after me anymore or you 

2358
02:05:54,320 --> 02:05:57,880
feel bad at coming after me. 
So I'm going to be more heinous 

2359
02:05:57,880 --> 02:06:00,720
with what I do because I might 
as well do more heinous shit if 

2360
02:06:00,720 --> 02:06:03,160
you're going to come after me 
and be nice about coming after 

2361
02:06:03,160 --> 02:06:05,320
me anyway. 
That's true. 

2362
02:06:05,360 --> 02:06:07,480
I actually I've never thought. 
Of think about that. 

2363
02:06:07,480 --> 02:06:10,320
The death penalty is way more 
scarier if it's immediate than 

2364
02:06:10,320 --> 02:06:12,560
it is 10 years later. 
That's true you. 

2365
02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:14,960
Know what I mean? 
Like, oh, they're going to put 

2366
02:06:14,960 --> 02:06:16,840
me on death row. 
Well, I'm 50 now. 

2367
02:06:16,840 --> 02:06:18,720
They're probably going to 
execute me at 60. 

2368
02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:21,440
I'm probably going to die at 60 
anyway. 

2369
02:06:21,440 --> 02:06:23,000
Might as well just go hard. 
Yeah. 

2370
02:06:24,000 --> 02:06:25,200
You know what I mean? 
Yeah. 

2371
02:06:25,520 --> 02:06:28,080
I never thought about that, but 
that's actually very interesting

2372
02:06:28,120 --> 02:06:30,920
viewpoint. 
It's weird shit you think about 

2373
02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:33,680
sometimes, you know? 
Well, I I like your viewpoint on

2374
02:06:33,720 --> 02:06:36,320
multiple things. 
You got me to think about a 

2375
02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:38,840
different angle. 
Yeah, I try to do. 

2376
02:06:38,880 --> 02:06:41,600
I just like having conversation 
with people because like, I 

2377
02:06:41,600 --> 02:06:45,120
wouldn't have came up with that 
myself, you know what I mean? 

2378
02:06:45,240 --> 02:06:47,600
Yeah, it's when you're talking 
to people and you're thinking 

2379
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:50,880
about it in the conversation and
you're like, yeah, I guess it 

2380
02:06:50,880 --> 02:06:52,600
does kind of make sense. 
Like you're. 

2381
02:06:53,280 --> 02:06:56,600
It does, you know what I mean? 
Like, like, I don't know. 

2382
02:06:57,000 --> 02:07:01,480
And I, I just think that the 
society we live in, it's like 

2383
02:07:02,960 --> 02:07:06,760
they're tired of people being 
one way and they're tired of 

2384
02:07:06,760 --> 02:07:11,920
that boomer mentality, right? 
But they also aren't sure how to

2385
02:07:11,920 --> 02:07:15,880
make. 
They don't know how to find that

2386
02:07:15,880 --> 02:07:19,760
happy medium. 
Yeah, and and they're trying to 

2387
02:07:19,760 --> 02:07:25,600
find a happy medium by literally
being over sensitive to the 

2388
02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:29,360
younger generation because 
they're but now you're going to 

2389
02:07:29,360 --> 02:07:33,840
be raising a bunch of under 
sensitive, like overly sensitive

2390
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:40,200
people, which then the the the 
thing that they don't realize 

2391
02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:44,800
will happen is it's going to do 
a full swing the opposite. 

2392
02:07:44,800 --> 02:07:50,720
Direction, Yep, I will say like 
I see where you're coming from 

2393
02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:53,880
on that too because like there 
is a huge difference between how

2394
02:07:54,240 --> 02:07:57,080
like my brother, like the age 
rate difference between me and 

2395
02:07:57,080 --> 02:08:01,680
my oldest brother is 22 years. 
Yep, and the youngest difference

2396
02:08:01,680 --> 02:08:04,240
is 13 years and I'm still the 
baby. 

2397
02:08:04,920 --> 02:08:07,120
It's like I'm born in the 90s, 
everybody else was born in the 

2398
02:08:07,120 --> 02:08:09,720
70s. 
They are more. 

2399
02:08:10,760 --> 02:08:13,560
Boomer. 
Direct and harsher in their 

2400
02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:18,800
thoughts than what I am. 
And it's just that difference 

2401
02:08:18,800 --> 02:08:21,320
because they grew up in a heart,
you know, other other people 

2402
02:08:21,320 --> 02:08:25,320
were that just as harsh. 
Well, when I, you know, grow up 

2403
02:08:25,680 --> 02:08:28,680
and you interact with other 
people your age, you can't be as

2404
02:08:28,680 --> 02:08:31,640
harsh because it's a different 
like everybody else is on the 

2405
02:08:31,640 --> 02:08:35,280
same level. 
So you try to cater your your 

2406
02:08:35,320 --> 02:08:37,680
and it ends up coming off weird.
You know what I mean? 

2407
02:08:37,880 --> 02:08:41,120
I I gave up doing that, man. 
Yeah, I'm literally just. 

2408
02:08:41,280 --> 02:08:43,600
I'm starting to get to feel that
way now because bro. 

2409
02:08:44,120 --> 02:08:47,120
I've. 
You try to be nice to people and

2410
02:08:47,120 --> 02:08:51,240
you try to help people, and then
it's no matter what you do is 

2411
02:08:51,240 --> 02:08:53,280
not enough. 
You're never going to do 

2412
02:08:53,280 --> 02:08:55,440
anything the way you're not 
going to make everybody else 

2413
02:08:55,440 --> 02:08:57,440
happy. 
So then eventually, you say, you

2414
02:08:57,440 --> 02:08:59,480
know what, fuck it, I'm doing my
own thing. 

2415
02:09:00,120 --> 02:09:02,320
Then all of a sudden, like 
they're going to be pissed off 

2416
02:09:02,320 --> 02:09:04,720
for a little bit, but eventually
those people go away. 

2417
02:09:05,760 --> 02:09:10,880
Well, is it really worth your 
time though? 

2418
02:09:13,440 --> 02:09:18,720
Like like for instance, if if I 
can't just be who I am, 

2419
02:09:20,240 --> 02:09:23,240
regardless if if it's harsh or 
not harsh, right? 

2420
02:09:23,360 --> 02:09:27,480
Yeah. 
Naturally, if it's harsh, the 

2421
02:09:27,480 --> 02:09:30,120
person's going to be like, man, 
I don't like hanging out with 

2422
02:09:30,120 --> 02:09:32,600
that guy, yeah. 
And then they're just going to 

2423
02:09:32,600 --> 02:09:36,720
stop talking to me anyway. 
Yeah, it's like, but if I'm nice

2424
02:09:36,720 --> 02:09:39,360
to him, eventually they're going
to realize I don't like this guy

2425
02:09:39,360 --> 02:09:40,920
and I'm not going to hang out 
with him anymore. 

2426
02:09:41,160 --> 02:09:43,880
But instead of dragging it out 
for 10 years, I drove it out in 

2427
02:09:43,880 --> 02:09:45,440
5 minutes. 
You know what I mean? 

2428
02:09:45,440 --> 02:09:49,000
Like. 
Exactly, you know where someone 

2429
02:09:49,000 --> 02:09:52,640
stands with you. 
I know where I stand if I enjoy 

2430
02:09:52,640 --> 02:09:58,960
someone or not in in like well, 
women I give more of a variance 

2431
02:09:58,960 --> 02:10:02,840
to because you know, I had to 
fill them out. 

2432
02:10:03,920 --> 02:10:09,840
But but guy was I know how much 
I like you in our first like 10 

2433
02:10:09,840 --> 02:10:10,760
minutes of time. 
Oh. 

2434
02:10:10,760 --> 02:10:14,640
For sure, 100%. 
It's not even, Yeah. 

2435
02:10:17,280 --> 02:10:20,560
But I I was just looking at the 
timer, man we're like over 2 

2436
02:10:20,560 --> 02:10:23,080
hours. 
That's how much does it flow by 

2437
02:10:23,080 --> 02:10:27,760
right two out 2O2 O 8:00-ish. 
Oh wow right, yeah yeah. 

2438
02:10:27,760 --> 02:10:29,960
So I don't want to keep you too.
I don't know how late you that's

2439
02:10:29,960 --> 02:10:31,760
cool heading out we. 
Couldn't. 

2440
02:10:32,560 --> 02:10:34,440
I'll head out. 
No, I just didn't know how long.

2441
02:10:34,440 --> 02:10:36,040
I didn't want to keep you super 
long. 

2442
02:10:36,280 --> 02:10:37,840
I didn't. 
I didn't realize how fast we 

2443
02:10:37,840 --> 02:10:39,440
were, how long we were going 
for. 

2444
02:10:39,480 --> 02:10:41,160
I was like it. 
Was a simple. 

2445
02:10:41,160 --> 02:10:43,560
Conversation. 
That's usually how it goes, man.

2446
02:10:44,360 --> 02:10:47,720
But yeah, like, I know you're 
you said you're in Pittsburgh. 

2447
02:10:48,040 --> 02:10:50,800
You were in Pittsburgh for a 
little bit, but now you're I'm. 

2448
02:10:51,160 --> 02:10:52,880
Here for like another week and a
half, two weeks. 

2449
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:57,000
Oh, OK, so I'll probably see 
you, you know, that's some mics 

2450
02:10:57,000 --> 02:10:59,360
and stuff. 
OK, You should come down 

2451
02:10:59,360 --> 02:11:01,040
Tuesday. 
We're filming it. 

2452
02:11:01,040 --> 02:11:02,520
Oh, wait. 
At the time of recording. 

2453
02:11:02,520 --> 02:11:04,440
This will come out afterwards, 
but you should come down for the

2454
02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:06,560
live. 
No, Maybe. 

2455
02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:08,360
You sure? 
Yeah, OK. 

2456
02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:12,440
The only time I just like the 
the Wednesday. 

2457
02:11:12,960 --> 02:11:15,800
Oh, OK, yeah, it's like Tuesday 
was the only day we were doing 

2458
02:11:15,800 --> 02:11:19,280
like because it's like St. the 
real Saint Patty's day and you 

2459
02:11:19,280 --> 02:11:23,760
can't really like, you know, you
can't really have an open mic in

2460
02:11:23,760 --> 02:11:25,960
the middle of Saint Patty's day 
in Pittsburgh. 

2461
02:11:25,960 --> 02:11:29,320
I'm not trying to do that right.
So we decided so we were like 

2462
02:11:29,760 --> 02:11:31,040
what? 
They have a separate room 

2463
02:11:31,040 --> 02:11:33,920
upstairs where you can kind of 
close the door and kind of thing

2464
02:11:34,440 --> 02:11:37,040
and know so I can do like a live
pod in there. 

2465
02:11:37,040 --> 02:11:39,240
It's like you can kind of 
control the environment more 

2466
02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:43,000
where if we were just doing an 
unhinged in where we normally to

2467
02:11:43,000 --> 02:11:46,200
the mic, that would just be 
pure, pure chaos. 

2468
02:11:46,200 --> 02:11:48,880
Yeah, I I'll be out on 
Wednesday, right? 

2469
02:11:50,000 --> 02:11:51,480
I'm not dealing with. 
Same. 

2470
02:11:52,320 --> 02:11:54,240
But yeah, why don't you tell 
people where they can find you 

2471
02:11:54,240 --> 02:11:55,760
at? 
Like if they want to, if they 

2472
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:57,840
like you and they want to follow
your comedy and stuff. 

2473
02:11:58,120 --> 02:12:05,760
Corey Chapo, CORYCHAPPO, that's 
at really anything. 

2474
02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:10,520
I mostly go on like Instagram 
and if you want to subscribe to 

2475
02:12:11,480 --> 02:12:15,120
on my YouTube channel that's 
cool too but I don't really post

2476
02:12:15,120 --> 02:12:17,240
anything. 
I did find a cool little feature

2477
02:12:17,240 --> 02:12:21,000
though, that you can send people
collabs on Instagram or on 

2478
02:12:21,000 --> 02:12:23,120
YouTube. 
And what it does is it puts the 

2479
02:12:23,120 --> 02:12:25,920
pod on your YouTube. 
That's cool. 

2480
02:12:25,920 --> 02:12:28,320
So it's like if you're on 
something, I can send you a 

2481
02:12:28,320 --> 02:12:31,960
collab thing like people that 
are on already on your YouTube 

2482
02:12:31,960 --> 02:12:34,240
like, Oh, hey, I can see you 
were on this podcast thing and 

2483
02:12:34,240 --> 02:12:36,400
they can watch the episode. 
So it makes it easier to like 

2484
02:12:36,600 --> 02:12:39,160
for that your fans to find you. 
That's pretty cool. 

2485
02:12:39,200 --> 02:12:42,200
And like you know, it does help 
me out a little bit but. 

2486
02:12:43,160 --> 02:12:45,680
It's slowly, it's slowly turning
into Patreon. 

2487
02:12:45,880 --> 02:12:51,040
Right, that's dude, Patreon is 
so hard to figure out Why? 

2488
02:12:51,600 --> 02:12:54,080
Because like. 
But we're talking about it 

2489
02:12:54,080 --> 02:12:55,640
often. 
Yeah, 100%. 

2490
02:12:55,680 --> 02:12:58,760
But yeah, man. 
Well, thanks for having me on. 

2491
02:12:58,760 --> 02:13:01,080
Yeah, no problem. 
Anytime you're in town, hit me 

2492
02:13:01,080 --> 02:13:02,960
up. 
I'll swing you on, try to get 

2493
02:13:02,960 --> 02:13:04,080
you on. 
Yeah, it was fun. 

2494
02:13:04,360 --> 02:13:06,320
Yeah. 
I enjoy talking to you about 

2495
02:13:06,320 --> 02:13:09,360
nonsense. 
That's kind of what this pod is 

2496
02:13:09,360 --> 02:13:10,680
like. 
Basically the same thing as 

2497
02:13:10,680 --> 02:13:12,240
Seinfeld. 
What's your pod about? 

2498
02:13:12,240 --> 02:13:15,120
Nothing. 
Yeah, just two, two people 

2499
02:13:15,120 --> 02:13:17,040
shooting the ship, basically. 
I love it. 

2500
02:13:17,080 --> 02:13:19,040
But all right, guys, that'll be 
it for this one. 

2501
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:21,240
So. 
So, yeah, this is the kickoff of

2502
02:13:21,240 --> 02:13:22,880
season 2. 
Oh, baby. 

2503
02:13:22,880 --> 02:13:25,320
Hundred episode seasons. 
I like it. 

2504
02:13:25,320 --> 02:13:27,080
Yeah. 
Congratulations, Sir. 

2505
02:13:27,080 --> 02:13:29,080
All right, man. 
So I'll see you guys. 

2506
02:13:29,560 --> 02:13:30,240
Bye, guys.