Hi, I'm Pruegel, and welcome back to Flail to the Face.
I'm a fucking pain in the ass and everybody hates me.
And I'm going to leave it up to you to Daniel H Carlson from
here. Yeah, fuck you, Pruegel.
Hey, I'm Daniel, welcome back to Flail to the Face.
We're playing my adventure Black Antleris, and even though we've
lost a few player characters, not pounds, we are about to get
meatier. And before we do a little recap
because we're all fucking amnesiac or whatever.
Oh yeah, who do we have around the table here?
Hello, I am Levi and I'm playing braless.
And it's me, Jacob, the snake of, and I'm playing Mobius
Richard. I'm Thomas and I'll be playing
Balmfrid. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Grubs.
I'm progal and I don't sound like that.
Yes I do Fuck you. No, fuck you.
Fuck me. Oh, yeah?
You'd like that, wouldn't you? All right, let's play the music.
So well after things went up in fire on the frozen lake in the
last episode, Yukna had a vision of after losing her quote UN
quote beloved husband to the elements and Pyro losing very
dear Paul to Veda the so-called witch and her very hungry boys.
Yukna had a vision about Glittering cord underneath the
frozen lake and after Pyro sort of had a blaze in the tent to
fight eternal winter which he started hating more and more and
they both went on a corpse sleigh ride before being mauled
to death by a creature that they now know is not a typo.
The Mall Russ which smashed down both, Kefwin, Pyro who was the
only probably pure hearted idiot brave enough to to attempt to
save them, Yotna and Pyro as they were all smashed down
underneath into the freezing waters.
Meanwhile I guess Pruegel and Braless were were watching or
something from the tumulus preparing for some Sunday night
grave robbing where they soon found company.
Vomfred the Death Witch and his proprietor, Mobius the tomb
prospector or whatever, I don't care.
That's my original title. After fighting over who gets
what, they suddenly found out that whatever they were looting,
which was not quite dead yet, or at least not a living, that's
probably the only person sane or unfrozen enough to finally give
some answers. Was dug out of a heretical
casket made from reindeer bones and and the poor impressions of
jewelry made from teeth of the of the wretched deer that have
been well decorated in human testicles and then lungs.
Been stalking our beloved scum for the past episodes and here
we are. It is cold, it is miserable and
we are back into Annella on top of the tumulus.
The Blizzard has only gotten worse as many of you have
started feeling. Well, except Proval, who have
somehow grown akin to the elements.
All the warmth now scorches her immediately.
So there's a big crack in the lake down there now, but it's
it's you can almost like watch it, like grow together as you
see like the flaps of the the Molrus down there, like
splashing around in the water as a little red spot grows wider
and wider on the oily surface of it.
The silhouette of the sign that said warning, no fishing mall
rust kind of like blows over in the wind and slaps against the
snow. And yeah, grubs, your eyes are
probably locked elsewhere on a giant monolith with antlers like
molting metal that's like twisting and warping against the
static white that is winter eternal.
Somehow you feel like it's gotten bigger since the last
time you saw your ancestors sacrificial altar.
So what Grubbs is going to do, he's going to kind of, you know,
brush himself off and holding on to his antler Trident, staring
off at the the huge monolith. Stone shadow thing.
The big stone shadow thing, just knowing that there's something
up with that. What are Oh.
Sorry, hang on, just. Sorry, I've I've I've been in
there for quite a while. I had a little shit in my
throat. What are you guys doing here?
I'm here to check your pockets. I thought you were dead, but it
looked like you still got a little bit of spunk left in you.
Oh I do, and still not paying much mind to the conversation.
Just kind of staring off at the the monument and the off in the
background. Yeah, it looks like you're about
a whole sort of worth of a farm in there too, huh?
Ain't got a whole lot going on upstairs either.
What are you staring at? You, you don't see it.
You don't see it over there, that huge monstrous.
Yeah, Mobius and I noticed it. We just didn't think there was
any money in it. What is it?
It I have a feeling that it's something that my.
Well, come on, Sonny, get it out.
I ain't got all this. Look how old?
I am. Hey, I've.
Let's listen. That's true.
My buddy Mobius has told me numerous times that time is
money. Yeah, listen, listen here.
You, you, you greasy little fuck.
I I've been sitting in a box for over 100, some odd I don't know
how long, at least 100 some odd years.
So you're well rested then? Cool, spit it out.
You guys are fucking. You guys are going to drive me
nuts. I have a feeling already.
I just met them so. Well, you, you seem to be the
most sensible one of the group I know.
Very weird. The quiet little one over there
staring at Frugal. Studiously avoiding eye contact.
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
My ancestors, I'm assuming, are the ones to blame for what's
going on. I can only assume that shit's
gotten real fucking deep in the 100 some odd years I've been
gone. It it has been snowing for a
while. Yeah, you remember like the
screams of the fat calves as you chopped, as you, as you chopped
them up on the the altar to the, to the antlered goddess that
that you guys were, were worshipping here into Anella for
for many a generation. Yeah.
That your whole village is built upon.
Somehow you've feel like she was perhaps not your goddess after
all. Yeah, we we slaughtered and
killed so many, so I'm sorry I. My head is.
Super foggy. You take a fiber, you think
about that complex back story and pretty we're going to finish
off doing the rest of this, this tomb prospecting, if you will.
All right. Yeah, and as you're looking at
the other tombs, the other two, Melissa, the the, the lumps of,
of frozen dirt standing around her in a circle, you see that
like the, the five others. Well, there's been three other
chieftains after you, and which means that you can probably
multiply the amounts of, of, of calves killed by at least at
least 100. I know if the harvests have been
as good I'm not going to let anyone else know what the what
the fuck I'm talking about, but it clear clear soon enough.
Well, Bonford, fucking grab a body, grab a grab a calf and
then open one up. You know brewery Bear, you can
sit right here right next to me. I don't.
Think I'm going to do that? Yeah, you can also help do a
little bit of digging instead of making eyes with that over
there. All right, you just OK, I I
understand union job and all that.
OK, I like. To think of myself as a trumpet.
Thank you. You are.
Not you stay away. OK, Ryan, Yeah.
Good, Moby, isn't I? We're a partnership here.
You stay out of it. And don't get all testy with the
fine lady, all right? Just OK, I'm going to take that
keep. Your eye on the prize there,
guy. I got both eyes on the prize and
one swivels off towards Trugy while the other one's staring at
a coffin I'm about to pop open. Yeah, you just get bored more.
You're attractive, don't you? And well, you're not by the by
the 2nd coffin yet, but you are about to well another tumulus.
So why don't you roll me AD four and see what happens?
AD 4 you says D. 4. 3. Excellent.
Oh damn, that's perfect. So.
Upon the second one grubbs you, you notice that this is your
father. She is currently opening as a
Mobius pops it open the casket even more rotten and the wood is
almost like like thin and fragile like hairs 11 So once it
sweat kind of like damps up some of the surface of the ice and as
you crack it open, it's it's well containing what seems like
a completely dehydrated mummified corpse.
We still see some of the cotton or like the feathers from
whatever birds they used to fill it as stuffing out from like the
poorly seamed cracks. The grimace locked in an
internal gesture like grin. And between his like fragile
arms is a giant wooden barrel with a rusty copper tap and
letters, the runic letters 666 embraved into it.
And it's like clinging to it, like.
Oh, look at that. It's an old, old time fucking
wheel wheelbarrow. Nope.
Hold on, hold on, Look at Oh no, it's just a barrel.
These barrel makers, they work for hundreds of years, then they
get paid very little. I'm going to push my way over
there and grab the barrel. Oh, watch out for my bed,
please. Hey Finders Keepers buddy.
Hey, that's my dad, back the fuck off.
It's heavy and in your two year surprise you still hear like
like slushing from inside of it like that the liquid.
Oh, I understand what that sound is.
I'm. Tapping it, I'm going to, I'm
going to drink it. That's your.
Dad. So who's holding the keg right
now? I said I push my over there to
grab it, so I don't know if there's anything contesting that
I. Think it's like a reverse.
Keg stand. We're just holding it over his
head and drinking straight from the tab.
Oh, the shit's pretty heavy. So like holding it up and and
controlling kind of like, well, the intake because you're I I
think to those of you familiar to Kyrgyz and and and tuna land
and norf the whole surrounding region.
This is a keg full of Sarkarsh, like the liquid that basically
the pre done mix of the drink that that prugal got from from
Vida, which extremely dangerous in huge amounts.
So I wanted, I wanted to do like a strength check, see if you're
able to kind of like just hold it up.
No, I'm going to help him with this keg stand.
OK, if you help him with the keg stand, it's no problem.
I. I love being a good party, too.
You say some of that. A little bit left for me at the
end. All right, I'll give you a
little hand. I'm going to prop my back.
Up underneath the keg and try to hold it up a little bit.
To your surprise, the keg is surprisingly warm upon your
touch. Almost.
Like that's a good stuff in there.
Almost like a like a boiling kettle and as you unlock the
task and the black smoking liquid starts pouring out into
the face hole of grubs. Doing a cake stand.
I, I think so I, I if it's if it's on, sorry.
Your cultures are strange and alien to me.
Yeah, no, it's, it's more it's on Mobius's back so that he's
just kind of like laying underneath the tap and drinking.
Yeah, being as Grubs has been in a in a box for over 100 years.
If he sees anything that resembles food or drink, he's
probably going to chop with a bit to it, so.
All right. I have two roles that I want you
to make in that case, number one, what is your, what is your
strength? I hope it's high, your
toughness, your toughness at. My toughness is at -1. -1 All
right, that means that already on the 1st roll you can make a
check against ADR 16. 16. On your second roll, roll a new
character. That's a 5 on the die.
So that's going to be a Thor that's going.
To be a Thor. Would you like to spend an omen
on that? You feel the welcoming touch of
smart cars like a smoke and the smell of like burning ancient
frozen flesh is starting to like melt inside of your mouth and
just as a dark tar like extremely alcoholic is it.
Like Sunny, please tell me oaky afterbirth.
It's boiling after me. What?
What's that? Statue in your mouth.
I'm going to burn an omen. Sounds clever.
Yeah. Mobius, he's drinking our
profits. Oh hey, look, we all need a
break. It's been a long one.
We got plenty of fucking coughing to go through.
He only get one relative right? That's why I say.
That's a three on the die, so it's a 2.
I think he might be fucked anyhow all.
Right. How many how many points you
got? I have 10.
You have 10? What?
Yeah. Yeah, the fucking beast.
Jeez. I'm going to be nice and say to
take D8 damage. D8 it is.
OK, that's a 5. So I'm at 5.
Five, all right, So it like burns and I think like your,
your, your lower jaw is left almost like, like you lose a
couple of like connecting muscles as it burns away at the
sides of your mouth. Could it be like as I'm drinking
it, it's like burning underneath my tongue through my jaw.
So it's like every so often my tongue might just come out the
bottom of my. Yeah, and it's like, it's what,
what you're not managing to like, ingest is like, is like
pouring down and like corroding your skin underneath it as you
gurgle and scream, as you're, you suddenly feel very much
alive again in the most painful way.
Oh, this is oh God, that fucking hurts.
All right, who's in? And you can also make me AD six
check there is a one in six chance something happens.
I got a one. Oh damn.
All right, this is definitely like like like a weird grubs
episode. So as this is happening, you see
that like the others around you are like reaching for you but
kind of obscure and a fog as the smell of the spirit becomes like
so strong it dulls the senses of the reality around you.
Almost like a red misty sauna starts like surrounding you,
reshaping reality and you see a dark silhouette and a steam in
front of you worldwide and very pointy teethed grin.
Stretching just a little bit too far between his two unnaturally
long horns is a top hat that he tips slightly.
You're not completely able to make out his features as you're
extremely wasted right now. And you can roll me AD 2D6
actually, and tell me the result of each somehow, somehow.
Turn him on the side, he's OD and.
It's a three and a one. SO3 and A1 all right, you see
that like the shadowy silhouette this like tilting his head with
like a like a crack and you're like ambient kind of like fiddle
playing in the background somewhere, somewhere from the
from the scheme. Well, well, well, Ben had a good
sleep. Not as restful as I would like
it it had been. You know early early bird gets
to grub, so to say. Clever.
I was wondering when I would see you, I thought it would be the
the short one with a squeaky focus.
But here you are a an encounter with destiny or opportunity so
to say. And how would you like to punish
your Saints, your burn and very courageous taste buds with
something's more barking? And he stares kind of like your
tongue, you see, like his eyes as he says that kind of like
widens into two, the red burning eyes as they form into one at
the center of his forehead, staring very determinedly at
your tongue. Well, as he's saying that, I'm
going to kind of rub my chin and then realize that my tongue is
sticking out the bottom. So I'm going to kind of push it
back up in there and be like holding my tongue up there to so
I can actually speak. I yeah, I think that'd be I'd
probably be a good idea. And he's, he like tips his hat.
You hear like, almost like someone pulls like A1 arm bandit
that I can see, you know, you hear like coins clinging all
around here as his his grin grows wider.
Excellent. You know, I knew you were true
opportunist smiley eyes on you and let's just say that nothing
is nothing is free in this life and well, if if I am to offer
you this is very. Low and he holds up like a
tongue and it's it's like dripping in blood, but you see
that it's made of silver. It's like slopping around like a
worm in his hand as he's holding it up.
I would like it was an appropriate price.
Oh yes, a song A. Song a song.
A Drinking songs in my honour. A day drinking.
Yes, that would be very. Equivalent like even though this
this person seems familiar, like you heard his fiddle and his
name is almost like the tip of ear burnt and very like swollen
tongue. He is like, it's like he's
blurred from memory, like a like a drunken, shameful night that
is best left forgotten. A song.
A.
Song. Like do you need that like right
now or do I have like? Whenever during your your pet
food life but. I mean, I I'm sure I could.
I could come up with some sort of Jingle at some point.
I mean, I mean, you don't need it right now.
I, I, I'm, I'm sorry, I, I just woke up not too long ago from,
you know, whatever happened And I'm, I'm a little foggy right
now. So there's a lot going on and
I'm still trying to process this.
I don't know who these assholes are and I'm more why they're
here. Assets, yeah, just like, just
like this little oh, where is it?
And you, you can feel like suddenly something like carving
its way into your throat as you see like just blood splashing
out of your mouth as an intense pain kind of like strikes,
freezes like. Wait, where do that little devil
go? Oh, there we go.
You see like glitter underneath the splash of blood as you see
the tip of a tongue trying to like carve its way into the root
of the old one as it seems like on the edge of the the capitated
silver tummy, it has teeth which is currently now digging into
your flesh tissue. He's choking.
I'm going to start giving him
the Heimlich. Well.
That hold on now, wouldn't he? He's got, he got some weird
little fucking tapeworm trying to crawl up and then he's going.
I. Understand where that fucking
came from. Hold his teeth open so we don't.
Bite it off again as as the booze devil or barm salt is
fading away into the drunken haze, you hear his last words or
something, as if they echo or something like.
And regarding the regarding the King, the Jingle, the Mary
melody, anytime, anytime between, well, it's one to three
episodes will be a quick one. And yeah, you, you, that's the
pain kind of like overwhelms you.
You see your your well, these these assholes who dug you out
of your, your cold slumber. Kind of like standing over you.
We're trying to like, restrain him and stop him from having
this seizure or whatever. I'm imagining we witnessed him
just kind of drunkenly thrashing about during all of that, so
we've been trying to stop him. It's 606 to 6% alcohol mixed
with coffee, so you can imagine what that does to you.
There should be a table for that now that I think of it.
There she all right as I come out of my my drunken stupor and
see these guys are trying to hold me down and kind of look at
them kind of push them away. He's like, what is going?
What what the hell are you guys doing?
Stop touching me. You have to hold still.
Hold still. Hold still.
You're choking. You're choking.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I think you got to break his ribs to restart his heart.
My body, my choice. Knock it off, Get away.
Somebody give a mouth to mouth all.
Right. No, I don't want to put my mouth
on that. I just, I just witnessed a whole
lot of bullshit coming out of there.
And they have to. Snap up on the back.
That's how they do it, Mobius says.
You're kind of like, well, standing there and and and
evaluating how much this corpse is worth, you can't help but
spot out that his tongue has kind of like grown and has
epileptic drunken fit under like a silver like almost like
reptile tongue that lashed was wildly a little too far out of
his mouth. Like his his tongue is a bit too
big for his lips. He's been licking the wrong
balls, haven't you, son? I've seen that before.
It ain't good. You only get that from one place
and that's between two thick. Walls.
It also increases your presence by plus one permanently.
The tongue and. It's worth 300 silver.
Oh, I'm going to rip. Mobius will remember that.
Hold him down, let's rip that shit.
Out of him now Pruegee Bear. We can't assault a a well paying
customer. He's going to have to pay for
the services rendered and we just saved his life.
He owes us big time. Mama needs new parent shoes.
Back off, Pruegel, we saw it first.
I've never seen this side of you, Bongfried.
I'm concerned that you're bringing in an additional
person, which means less for us. You know Moby scares get a
little lonely. They're saying it won't.
It won't affect your bank account.
You, you deal with that after we get paid.
OK, fair enough. I I can keep my eye on the prize
anyways. I'm going to pop open a food
coffin. You know, I feel lucky, son.
Give me a a default check there. 1.
Oh yeah, so as you like, pop it open, like just feeling like the
corpse rush as I guess we'll call it, running through you the
ground gives an underneath you as you do you wear a hat.
God I would like to think it's kind of like a leather leathery
skin type one with like weird little flaps.
The flaps kind of like, like well, flaps in the wind that the
ground gives them underneath you and you fall down into a big
trap. I did what now?
And it deals you. Let's see.
As he starts to fall, can I try to grab him since I'm there
helping him dig? This is so funny.
If I do fall I actually I take half fall damage in in any
situation because of my complex back story all.
Right well, it's pretty it's it's a pretty, pretty shortfall
and you soon realize that that they they they surely didn't
know they were messing with Mobius the prospector.
That is, until you realize that it's a wolf pit and the spikes
inside kind of like, well, pales into your legs and you can give
me an agility check. Dr. 10 to of a divorce harm.
All right. Is my business partner assisting
me in this? He sounds terrible.
Yeah, I. Have a wheelbarrow.
Yeah, you left that up by the 1st grade.
Oh. Fuck you take you take D4 damage
from the first bikes anyway. What?
How much health do I even have? D4 damage.
Oh, God, this is not looking good, boys.
All right, I, I took two from the spikes and I got six on the
die. Yeah, so you, you hear a, a a
painful Yelp from a heart from a wounded animal from down in the
pit bone for it as you as you as you pull, you see that this is
going to hurt no matter what. Cause you can kind of like see
that world 100 year old spiked spiked trap like piercing
through Mobius's spy. Oh well, that's a that's a new
fucking hole I've never had before.
Grit, grit your teeth, old man, and I'm going to try to extract
him from his his impalement. Now getting out of the wolf pit
requires another DR10 agility or increases additional damage, so
let's let's make it countless I. Think we lost him?
And that would be that would that would be bone Fred that
would be rolling this one. Oh OK, shit.
I got a 12. Yeah, that's enough.
So you, you like pull him out and like, you, you hear like
kind of like the vacuum of the thigh as it's already like, Oh
yeah, she's close enough as a little bit of a little bit of
yellow and pink mucus and blood leaves like a like a frozen
trail as it's getting significantly colder or
significantly faster as you, you chug him up.
Hurts like a motherfucker. Damn it, we were so close.
I know, I know. We were so close to making tons
of money and living just a precious life together.
Proofie Bear, give me one second.
Nope. Look, you're it's who?
Who else is going to be around to take care of you after
everything's said and done? You really think Bomb free is
going to happen? He's already got his own thing
going on. I'm here to hold on.
This thing's bleeding like a son of bitch.
I have one more ability that I'd like to use that looks bad.
Over your years of mountaineering, you've learned
how to treat wounds in the field with a plum.
You can mend the most grievous of wounds with ADRA Toughness
Test as though you have a medicine chest.
Nice, I will accept that. Fuck me, rolls one and kills
himself. I said toughness, right?
Oh, I got it. OK, cool.
How do you deal with this? Like it's a very rough puncture
that goes at 35° angles right through your head.
How do I take care of that? Huh?
Hold on. To paint.
I have moldering grains as a food source.
I may be fucking myself right here, but I'm going to spit my
tabaki juice saliva into a fistful of these molding
moldering grains and then stuff it into my wound and pack it.
No, no, you got to disinfect it first.
Honey, my mouth is the cleanest thing you're going to find
around here. I don't think that's true at
all. Come here, let's look.
Bring it over to the keg. Get some of this on it.
Oh, you mean like, oh, I don't know, he might have finished
that off Honey buns, No. There's still some left.
Bring it over here, We'll clean up that.
Wound. It's still slushing.
Dear And I'm actually going to pour some into his mouth to help
take the edge off you're. Using the.
Elbow. Oh yeah, also I forgot to
mention grubs that you're immune to hype from you for the rest of
the day. Oh.
Great. So as you're pouring it into his
mouth, are you pouring uncontrollably or are you
pouring exactly one shot? Oh, if I could figure out how to
pour exactly one shot, I would pour uncontrollably anyways.
OK, cool. I once I see about one shot
worth go, I'm going to push that barrel out of his face.
Yeah, what's, what's your, what's your toughness like
Mobius? Plus one.
Plus one all right, means you can take two shots before you
start making the toughness checks.
So you're absolutely good. You get the first shot into you,
it's got that burn, and you're pretty sure that no seedy
mountain Tavern that you've been in so far has served anything
that burns does not fucking good, and you immediately get
completely fucking obliterated. I feel fucking fine, yeah.
Y'all worry about daddy can take one more shot.
How about the new guy gets up here and.
You get just the one shot. We got work.
On this Tapper, my boy, Come here.
And give me a D6 as well. 2 Nothing happens but you're.
Well, just a drunk old man. Thanks guys.
You're you're, you're that guy right now, so.
Oh man, he's going to be spitting so much game to Pergy
Bear now. Filters off and you're you're
you're, I think braless is you're like watching this horror
show of of medicine and then tomb robbing and PTSD.
You you do you do see that it is getting darker as the Aurora
borealists are resting strangely close to ground level and it's
almost like stretching up like a shadow as it gets darker and
darker. These like neon like colors
fading between different hues far off in the distance as stars
appear and are snuffed out on the darker and darker sky.
Pretty. Can you describe it to me?
Smoke em. I can't.
I can't see my own nostril. I think he's talking to you,
Paralis. Because like, you see, it's
getting darker. It's going to get severely more
dangerous and colder soon. And but I think it's also the
first time you see the weird hues of a natural cosmic colors
dancing in the horizon beyond the village.
Look, I seem to be down the wheelbarrows, so, new boy, you
want to get in on this, I'll pay you half a silver day.
Just got to keep the keep the silvers coming, I think.
I think old Mobius is going to shack out Booty Bear.
Nope. All right, maybe.
Nope. Nope.
I see how it is. Go over there, you're drunk.
It's time for you to take a break.
Welcome back to Flat Out of the Face.
It's me, the real brutal, not that other asshole.
I think your friend's looking for you over there.
Brutal. Through his head over that
casket over there next to all Mobius.
He's been asking about you all night.
Yeah. When we last left off, it was
getting darker after deals were made with booze bevels.
The night is threatening your livelihoods and revealing
strange shadows of and colors surrounding Tuvanela while
obscuring everything else. The strange shore of Borealis,
like I mentioned is is dancing in the horizon at the foot.
The monolith its its antlers are growing and twisting and eternal
pains you. You can not see the mountains
behind it anymore, only your your nearest days of facilities
is is is still visible to you, not just because of the
darkness, but because winter eternal is attempting to devour
you. Well, it's starting to go to
nightfall and I don't think any one of us, especially the little
lady here, is going to make it through the night if we stay out
in the the elements. Should we find some?
I mean, we just have that village up the hill that we came
from, so. I'm looking more towards the
monolith. That's like fruit, a village.
But yeah, OK, well. Well, you've been around
Shawnie. How could you tell me this?
Is there anything worth going over there at that that their
monolith for, you know, little prospect and some tomb raid and
you. Know holy shit he's not drunk
anymore. Oh no, maybe I'm still drunk.
Everything works perfectly though.
I'm a well seasoned man. Oh.
Jeez, yuck. Yeah, so I think it's good for
us to shelter at the village for the night, and in the morning
we'll set out to the monolith, because if it's a religious
thing, there might be some goods there.
Mobius. Yeah, no, I agree that, you
know, I've been saying, saying this for a while.
You are up and coming. You're going to be running your
own show and like, you know, 2:20.
Five certainly will, as long as you you're allowing yourself to
get distracted and he's going to look over at frugal.
And a little distraction. I'm not paying attention and she
looks so fine over there just doing her own little.
That's fine. Eyes on the prize, man.
Yeah, I got both eyes on the prize right now.
Oh, sorry. All right, let's go.
Rallis, before you were pulled through the snow and chucked in
a soup. I do believe you also remember
something about a giant stone surface at the foot of the
monolith where you got your brains bashed in at one point.
Yeah, where I died. It happens to the best of us.
So you guys just went to camp right here by the tumulus?
So with this being like a a graveyard, is there a like a?
Small mausoleum A. Mausoleum, Yes, Thank you.
No, just like like I, as I mentioned, this is like rather
like Viking esque. Oh, or like rock hills.
It's like these dirt mounds where they bury like little
chambers of caskets inside of them.
There is the forest behind you. Amir would normally be an hour,
but now it's probably closer to two.
There is Tuonoa, the village, which is still like, well, we
still see the pink snow around it even as it's getting darker.
Well, Balfour and I, we were we were busy working.
So y'all been to the forest yet? I suggest we Maybe that looks
closer than anything we go there we.
Fuck those trees. Oh fuck it, trees.
More trees. I think they're so great with
their branches. No, I'm.
Suggesting honey I'm stuck at squirrels.
I know we could cut them down, ruin squirrels homes and just
set blaze and you know, keep warm for the night.
I don't think I want. To do that that cask.
Make a little couples lane too. Nope.
God damn it, no. Yeah, we've got other things we
need to be doing anyway, Mobius, and I'm going to like kick him
in the shin a bit. God damn Mobius.
And I kick him in the other shin.
What is what is happening right now?
You know what? I I'm making an executive
decision. I'm going to head into that tree
line. I'm going to cut down the tree.
I'm going to fucking stay warm tonight, Rookie Bear.
You're always welcome. Come on, Belfry.
What about you, guy? Fucking braless.
Are you going to get hired on or what?
Tom's a fucking ticking. As long as we can avenge my kin,
I don't care what I do. I'm sure that's somewhere in the
employee class that we avenge kins and all that good stuff.
It's whatever. But I suggest I've been.
I'm a seasoned Mountaineer here. I did this a long time before I
even start prospecting. I'm just suggesting that we get
out of the cold because it could be dirty, and then we make our
way to that monolith. I got some rope anyway.
I bet you there's a prize jewel at the top.
It would be nice to sell that. I'll get a little retirement,
take a little cottage. And to light another fire under
your poopy butt holes, I think we should roll a do four and see
if there's a random encounter. It ain't me.
Thomas, do it. Roll the four.
Excellent. Like we want.
Lower numbers for them. Yeah, no, A4 actually means that
you're safe for now. Well, save passage anyway.
So we're heading into the forest.
Yeah, you know, like. The tree line.
This is like the tree lines that well, as you passed them in what
seems like almost weeks ago, that's when you first you first
got here from that direction. But Mobius says you're moving
closer to tree lines, I guess carrying an axe.
Do you have an axe? I have a broken wine bottle.
Yeah, why don't you give me a presence?
Check. Oh fuck.
Difficulty 14. I think that's what I'm bad at.
Hold on. Oh, Oh yeah, I'm real bad at
that. OK, well I got a six so.
I don't see shit except like, well, that meager and starved
frozen corpses of a lot of tall and veiny trees, skinny and
malnourished naked branches almost forming a cobweb above
your head because you're bringing onto your wine bottle.
And these trees might be meager enough to to chop down, but.
But it's going to take some work.
I fucking I'll swing my wine bottle on a tree.
Yeah, it's going to take a little while there, but so while
you're still high on the spark car switch, which fuels you of
adrenaline, I'll earned confidence the rest of you, do
you follow? No, yeah.
Yeah, I I do. OK, so everyone except brutal,
Yeah. He said he was lighting a fire.
I don't want to be near that. Or the trees.
I'm OK.
With burning trees, but not with fire or just the trees by
themselves. Do any of the the wine bottle
welding so-called lumberjack party have a light source?
That's what I'm hoping because I do not.
No. No, it's a futile attempt.
Who's good at rubbing sticks? I have a scalpel, could I
possibly find a rock to create a spark?
Give me a presence check. I want to say 16 fucking hard in
this darkness but. Here and.
Everything is covered in snow. Yeah, You're drunk as a skunk.
It's like. But it's like a 20.
Hey, shut up. Oh shit, that's 16.
Oh damn. Yeah.
So like on the first hit of the little piece of like, well, it's
like a two shaped rock, sparks flies.
And I'm even going to say that they fly directly onto the first
tree that Mobius is about to chop down as a branch starts
defrosting. And on the second spark, it
catches fire at the top of the tree like one giant.
Torch. See, that wasn't so hard, guys.
Burning down like the wind is almost blowing out in seconds,
but it is pretty impressive. I'm so drunkenly trying to stab
this tree. Don't even.
Get off the brunch. Kind of like branches falling
down next to your head because you're standing there like
chucking at it. Got two drunks starting a forest
fire. I'm in.
We can go wrong. I stood up for making a snow
Angel. Take that tree.
I go back to making my snow Angel.
I'm new we impressed her one day.
But as you're, well, burning the tree, I think whoever is not
completely bucket obliterated right now, that'll be everyone
who's in the vicinity. That means everyone except
Perugal, Mobius and Grubs can also give me a presence check.
That's a four. 15. Great.
So Rallis, you seem to well be the only one slightly observant
as you see that this is not the only fire in the woods and
between the trees. Deep in there you see a little
like little silhouette with flickering flame fighting
against the lashes of wind and what appears to be two
silhouettes getting up as your companions are getting louder
and louder. They're having a hell of a time,
Are we? This is great.
This is the best way to bond. I haven't I.
Haven't had a You can't fire in fucking years.
You got name them fucking marshmallows.
Marshmallows. No.
Hey, you want another hit of
this jet? No.
More. No more.
I see some. I see something.
In the woods here. What are you seeing?
What you got going on there? What do you got going on?
Dark silhouettes, maybe a fire. Maybe we should go check it out.
Sure you ain't looking in the mirror, boy?
As you're looking towards do you see that they're like they're
they're kind of poking something at their fire as you see torches
lighting up as four figures starts kind of like circling
around, but only both rallies. You're the only one kind of like
seeing it before they come close enough as they're they're
whispering and mumbling between each other and you feel you're
definitely being hunted, right? I think we're going to die.
Yeah, I have a good feeling. We're all dead.
Who's coming? What?
All right. Well, you point.
Me in the right direction and I'm going to reach into my my
butt flat pocket and pull out my slingshot.
I think they just pulled out of back pocket.
Nope. Butt flap.
No, it's dual purpose and dual purpose.
I'm a man on the go. I got shit to get done, whether
that's shit or getting shit done.
If you have two members of your party being wasted, I'll say
we'll say we'll give you an initiative role and a -. 1 for
each of you who's completely obliterated.
So -2 to your initiative role. Good.
So we got a six. So that's a four.
Damn. So yeah, brows, you're like, I
guess you have to like slap Mobius and Grubs in the face a
couple of times to like, get their attention.
Focus, look this way, and I kind of point in the woods at the
torches. Yeah, you see that?
They're like circling around you, kind of like, almost like
sharks, but they're crouched back, almost skinny to the bone,
human figures in the night. Their eyes are like, yellow for
malnourishment. And they almost remind you of
someone that you met a couple of episodes ago.
As you're screaming out, finally, the scent of fresh
flesh. Oh, the gods have mercy on us
for our degeneracy. Watch out guys, Hillbillies.
Yeah, using my echo location, I'm going to aim at the the
torch that was speaking and let loose of one of my stones from
my slingshod. All right, that's, that's the
closest, closest one who's coming out with a spear and a
torch and you see like the brim of a deer cloak.
What appears to be a what do we call that?
A headband made from reindeer teeth.
His eyes look wild and he has like almost icicles from the
edge of his Cape. He looks surprised as you
started aiming. You got a lovely smile, son, but
I'm going to have to put them teeth out.
I think I'm going to use an omen.
Oh fuck, it didn't mean a whole. Lot got an 8 on the die so.
How do you How do you fail miserably?
You also have like a -, 2 in all your checks.
Oh my fuck. Oh my Atlanta.
OK well I think that I'm aiming at him, but I just fucking smoke
a tree next to him. Yeah.
Take that and reveals another silhouette pretty close to
Bonefrit and who goes next? Jeez Mobius, let me show you how
it's done. And I pull out my slingshot and
try taking the same shot at the the same individual.
OK. That is a 16.
You head. For four damage.
Four damage shit. Damn.
I think that means you kill him. All right, so yeah, it's just
like lines up that shot and just lets it go and it just like hits
him right between the eyes and just kind of caves in, like his
skull right there and it just, his eyes will roll up and fall
over. See Mobius?
It's just not easy. Yeah, I know I am.
I'm going to look at him with my lazy eye.
I got that one. I did the ricochet.
I'll watch it for my good eye. Oh God.
All right there, Who's going next?
Google? You're out of combat, by the
way. You're making beautiful snow
angels there. Just out of fuck the oven.
I guess braless would go after another one with my glave.
All right, you run at the one who's apparently wearing an eye
patch, who came up trying to sneak up on Bonefrid before the
tree next to her lit on fire. That's not a good sign.
What is that? There's one, isn't it?
Yeah, how many is it, Norman? Well, remember that you can only
use the omen to neutralize the crater fumble, not rebuild in
that case. Or is it isn't that it says I
always did it by my table, but like if it's a crater or fumble,
it's like the only way to avoid the consequences is to actually
like use it to neutralize. So it's a regular failure, not
like, but it's up to you guys how you know, however.
If it's your table, your game, your rules.
All right, well in that case I will say the re roll thing does
not apply to to crits and fumble.
OK, good picks. So I just you don't have a
natural one that time. Yeah, it's like saving grace.
How do you fail? I guess when I run up to swipe
at this guy, I stumble and I'm just running into the tree and.
Hacking and your glave actually gets stuck in the tree as well.
Good thing I said that. Right.
And you see like like, well, like prey stuck in the trap, the
the malnourished, possibly kind of ballistic herder next to you
and licking her upper lips as she is reaching for her spear.
Who's next? That would be me knowing how
fucking shitty I am right now. I'm going to cover one of my
eyes just to focus because I I'm sure everything's blurred.
I'm going to cover one of my eyes and try to focus on one of
them. And I'm going to charge with my
with the fingers of Palma and try to spear and or Shank and or
stab one of these cannibalistic hillbillies.
All right. And that's a nine.
Closed with no cigar. Yeah, you wanted to Chuck it.
Or like no, I was going to just run forward.
But I the way I see it is, is I I focus on one boat and covering
my one of my eyes and then once I take my hand down, everything
just splits and blurs again. And I end up going for the one
on the right instead of the one on the center, which is the real
one. All right, now it's their terms.
And first of all, well, braless, are you letting go of your glave
in an attempt to avoid the coming blow, or will you hold on
to it? It will increase your defense
rating, what you need to defend yourself a little bit.
I I'm also wearing rusty mail so I'm a hold on to it.
You're hold on to it. All right, we'll make it.
Oh, that means 18 then. Yep.
Oh, my God. Unless you let go of the blade,
that is. I'm.
Gonna let go of my blade. I'm gonna let go of my blade.
All right. Puke, OH.
My lanta puke. That's just a four.
All right, I think what happens is that as you like let go of
your glave and try to like steep away from the incoming sharpened
sphere, you get the pointy stabby right in your side, right
between the red bones. The old pointy stabby.
You crack your teeth together as white snow turns red and the
night. I don't know if you're a
screamer but it hurts for D4. I'm out of hit ones.
That didn't hurt too much, too. Even though these guys seem like
trained hunters, they seem to be pretty malnourished and
desperate. They've been out here for a
while. Their clothing clearly
reassembles the stuff you've seen other two inhalants.
I deflected all the damage with my armor, yeah.
Nice. All right, so it clunks off of
your off of your armor. In that case, no ribs scratched.
The other one goes for Mobius I believe, as you can try to
defend yourself as well. That is a + 2 year defense
rating view to your severe drunkenness and inability to
cope with the real and yeah. Well, that's just great.
That's a natural one. Oh, Jesus.
I would like to use an omen to reduce that.
And you can neutralize it all right.
You can. You can neutralize it.
I'm so sad. So as you're attempting to swing
around you, you get a spear poked right at you and it deals
you D4 damage. Cool.
That's one. 3. All right, Yeah.
So it's like a like a scratch on the side of your shoulder as
you're throwing up balance and falling into the snow.
And you see like a hunching figure crawling ANO 4 reaching
for an axe on his back, kind of like with a reindeer skull of a
necklace tries to take a chop at here.
And you can try to defend yourself as well.
Yeah, I'm just going to try to like dodge out of the way so.
You're like still standing with your bow and like that thing is
like just running. Yeah, so I managed to.
I got a 15. Oh.
That's more than enough. Yeah.
So yeah, I just jump out of the way and I'm like looking back
over at at Mobius and it's just, it's that simple.
Help us into a fall and I can't get up.
Help me. And the 4th one naturally goes
at a balance combat in mark board, you know, naturally goes
at grubs, kind of like leaping out from that shrubbery.
This one with a with a wild beard and bald head, scars all
over his face and the runic symbols on his forehead.
Trying to check out you with an improvised spear as well.
OK. That's a 15 + 1.
My agility is 16, and then it's a -, 2 because I'm hammered.
Yeah, so 14. Just enough.
How do you how do you evade it? So as I'm running by aiming for
the one, I get winded and I kind of like bend down and start
retching a little bit because you know when running drunk.
And as I bend down the throw up he's goes and tries to spear me
and it goes just across my back. Beautiful.
We're a hot mess. Right, so hot next round there
you want to go first. Let's let's have Walt roll this
initiative. Yeah, him.
And in this action, what is what is Prugie Bear doing during all
this? Just fucking chilling.
We we cut back to Perugal and she's building a snowman.
What the fuck, God. She's the worst.
That's a one. Now she's even worse.
So what do we have won't roll the damage.
Just rub it in for all of them as well.
All right, so first, well, as the kind of like the spear goes
right above your head grubs you you get up and see it's like
withdraw as like quickly as it sees like the 20 antler Trident
on them in your in your arms. It ejects.
It's again straight towards Adam's apple.
Oh lovely, I don't want that. Oh, it's a 19 on the die, plus
one agility. That's a truck stop bathroom 20
and then the -2 for my inebriation, says 18.
Yeah, good math. How do you avoid it?
Still kind of drunk and coming back up, I I kind of stumble
backwards and the spear just narrowly, it comes within like
an inch of coming towards my Adam's apple.
I'm surprised that's still there after all the melting.
He loses kind of like miss putting on prompt.
I guess he stumbles a little bit and you see an opening there by
that bulb. Just go around table.
I guess Bonefried, he's like you have a very disoriented,
cannibalistic man and all four running around you in circles.
I'm just like flinging my slingshot to the side.
I have an iron rod that I have pilfered out of someone's coffin
and I'm just going to try and bring it down on his head and
I'm going to go ahead and spend that omen to turn that one into
just a failure. What is going on?
Launch blindly towards him, but well, the fire from his torch is
disorienting and I do believe that you will have problems
finding that slingshot after. Good thing your boss didn't see
that. Your glave is currently stuck in
the tree braless and you see that you're well you're jousting
at home and that's currently gotten gotten her eyes on him as
over your eyes meet and she tries to like launch towards it
before you get it out of the tree and Chuck at you with your
own glave. Oh.
Good. I'll give you a your defense
check is will rather be to see unless do you want to try to get
it before her and you can just do like a check to see which one
of you end up with it because she's not going to be able to
attack this round. I would love to do that.
So give me a guilty. 14. 14 that would be even Stevenson.
I believe you both managed to get your your hands on the
handle at the same time, feeling each other's breath as you're
trying to like Chuck it out. Kind of like wrestling each
other, seeing each other's breath in the darkness.
Your wild murderers eyes. Mobius, you killed your guy,
right? Can I say yes?
No, I'm on my back right now. Yeah, so you're, you're like
lying there like the nose of the guy who just got like, well,
majestically pierced through his skull by one of the stones that
bone Fred, your employee launched at him.
You hear like the arguments and and pants of Rallis and the
woman was trying to rip the the clave out of his hands.
Is anyone attacking me? Not right now.
I believe all all of them are done now.
OK so from from my back I can hear braless struggling to get
that clave and I'm going to. From my back, I'm going to I'm.
Going to turn and and be over my head upside down and shoot shoot
the one trying to get the glave from braless all.
Right. Like a truck stop 0.
That's a one isn't? It no, I got a 2 but I think my
presence is -3. Yeah, you hit fucking braless
that. Was rude.
Oh God, this is the strip club and trigger warning all over
again. Yeah, well, why?
Don't you? Why don't you give me AD four
there? That's a that's a three buddy.
That's also a three. OK, thank God.
I also get a three. Good.
See, Yeah, you see, like basically your your employer
firing a a rock at your head that hits off the that hits off
the armor is terrible at Amy. That's my bad.
You should. Really get.
That wonky eye fixed. Yeah, I know it's been a while
since I've been in the village, but just don't mind me.
And it's you guys. I want to try to take this sword
and slice them with it, so whatever I got to roll.
So you can attempt to do so with this kind of check.
Fuck was that a truck stop block lizard -2 or something like
that? So it's a four, It's just a
four. So I don't retrieve my weapon.
No, she's going to get it. Wonderful.
And she will check you with your own weapon next round.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to take the fingers of
Kalma and I'm going to hold it forward and try to use his
momentum to stab him as he's trying to stab me.
And he said Dr. 12 in your drunken state, normally at 10,
OK, Or you don't get you like you don't get the minus
basically because he's off guard.
So yeah. Well, that's that that's a
that's a four. So I'm going to I'm going to use
an omen. Try that again.
OK, well, that's a 5. So that's a miss.
So the way I see it is as he's as I'm going to stab him, I lose
my balance. Like my knee gives out because,
you know, I've been in a crib for God knows how long.
Everything's still a little creepy.
My knee gives out and I end up going just to the left of them
and missing with the stab. Just to the left of the space
next time as you fall over him and you're both now stuck in a
bristle. Oh, we're grappled, OK.
Just make things interesting. I like to get things things up
close and personal. No, boners not.
Yet anyways. Yeah, there's there's still
time. Yeah, bone fraid.
I'll continue swinging with this this iron rod that's a 13.
Oh, no way, you're not drunk. Good.
Guess you hit. Yeah, for three.
All right, Yeah. So at this point, basically
Bomford is just like grabbed a guy by his throat and just
doesn't like cure frustration at the lack of professionalism from
Mobius and is just taking this frustration out and using this
metal rod and just caving this guy's head and repeatedly.
Oh my gosh. Well, you should.
Have listened to the Heredex. Go follow our mistakes.
He says. Says he's like like lungs filled
with blood. Then his nose becomes part of
his mouth and then he turns into like a like a like a very muddy
Picasso painting and he keeps slapping.
I thought the major management courses would have helped you
out there. Bonford.
I'm not here to fight, I want to make profit and just be done
with this place. I'm cold.
My boss is an idiot. And.
Just. God soup.
Yeah, I see that there's like a, there's like a little bit of
what, like skull connected to the neck there, but it looks
more like a, like a jellyfish of like flesh tendrils, kind of
like, just like, just like hanging out there as you keep
bashing this guy's skull and cursing the fact that, that
Mobius doesn't have an HR section.
Yeah. Another initiative checked.
Walt, what do you do? The honours sweetly -2 still.
Then that's a 0. Cool.
All right, that means a rerun, but there's only let's do let's
really do a wrestling party or the the the treacherous axe.
We should go first. I think we'll go for let.
Me die quick. Just all right, hit me with that
thing. There's no way you're going to
die. No way.
So you see your clay being ripped out of your hands as I
see your own surprise eyeball. Less expression and it's mental
as she's about to swing it straight towards you.
Give me a give me a dodge check for Alice.
Oh my. So can I use an omen to reroll
that one? You get a one.
It's two. Yeah, you can use it really
well. OK, good.
That is a 19. Nice.
All right, so she like, swings it towards you, tempting to
decapitate your skull. What do you?
Do I just roll away and hop back on my feet and get ready to
pounce on her my next turn? All right, let's wrestle around.
So yeah, a couple of clammy and Bony hands wrap around your your
neck, trying to top dog you as you see like you're I shall no
longer feast on our calves. The human flesh is the only is
the only pure source of nourishment as he tries to bite
you with his teeth straight on your nose.
No, thank you. Gross.
That's 17/18/16. Yeah, that's good.
So how to get a mafia? You can even get out of the
grapple now if you lose. What I'm going to do is I'm
going to take as he's coming down to bite, I want to take the
fingers a comma and hold it over like my head so he ends up
biting the the shaft of the Trident.
And what I'd like to do is take that and quickly turn it while
he's biting down to possibly like snap his neck.
It is your turn now, so why don't we see if it works?
Oh, OK, so on my turn, we already know what I'm doing.
All right, That is a 12 -, 1 is 11.
That's good enough. You're right.
You're you're both rattling so. Oh.
Beautiful. And then so that's not like a
stabbing attack, is it? Just like that's.
An armed combat, but these guys are pretty frail so let's see
how it goes. D4 then?
Yeah, OK. That is A2.
I don't manage to snap the neck, but you hurt him breathe badly
as you're like, well, twisting him when you're here.
Like he just gets like like he's been sleeping uncomfortably or
something. He like kind of like crack,
crack it like out of joint a little bit as he's like his
torso gets like twisted and locks.
He's like, oh, my ass bone. I think he stump stumbles
awkwardly animated, trying to like, like reach his spine to
relock himself. Next is Boneford.
Yeah. Boneford is basically going to
start looking for his slingshot now while yelling at Mobius to
pull his head out of his ass. Give me a presence check and see
if you find it. It's dark.
That is an 11. 11 there is a burning torch next to you.
Difficulty rating is there for a tenancy.
Find it. I find it but are not able to.
As you pick it up. You're not able to load it and
shoot in the same round. Mobius when you're done playing.
I told you I can't get up. And I'm going to take aim at the
one that Grubbs had just manhandled off of them.
And I'm going to fucking launch one of my rocks.
What do I need again? You would need with current
level of darkness on your drunkenness.
So you need to flock because your minuses from the
drunkenness. I'm fucking drunk, God damn it I
miss. They're pretty close.
Two and six chances of your head. 2:00 and 6:00.
And grubs instead, Yeah, they're right right around each other,
so. Well, I got.
I got because it's agility to shoot.
Yeah. Where is that presence?
Yeah, I got 11. Okay.
So do you want them to roll a D6 and.
Six. And that two, one or two means
you you had grubs. Well, that's a six.
So I shot the last living bird out of this forest.
Yeah, you you're either lack like innocent animal trapped and
this zone of of slaughter and heresy and curses cawing as it
falls somewhere where you can not reach or find it ever.
Indian zone. What non cannibalism sources of
meat in my game? I think not.
What about you? So because this lady has my
glaive now and I'm assuming she dropped her torch and or spear,
can I pick up her spear? And you can absolutely.
OK, let me. Do that.
It's right between our legs. I pick it up and I roll the 15.
Before damage. Perfect.
All the old swooping. Stab the swooping stab.
Yeah, it kills shit out of her and just as she's about to like
turn around and it's easier if she realizes you have her spear
as you're like chucking it out from between her ankles.
Yeah, and I cut her Achilles and she bleeds out.
Just a reedle. Yeah, you see, you see, like her
leg kind of like like gives in. She falls over and like this,
like little fountain of blood paints your your your brown
bones pinkish squirting sounds. It comes sporadically, almost
like a water fountain as she she gurgles and looks at you with
very confused eyes as she starts welcoming the cold again
unwillingly and falls into death.
There's one more guy left. What's Pruegee Bear doing?
Yeah, What's Pruegee Bear doing? We cut to Pruegel and she has
made herself a nice little igloo and she's sitting in there
reading a Harlequin romance novel.
Yeah, give me, give me the last initiative check off combat. 4.
Four, that means you guys. So there is the guy fighting
Grubs. I would like to take the spear
out of it or the the Trident out of his mouth and just kind of
baseball bash him across the head, being as I don't think I
can get a stab and being as it's kind of a longer weapon.
It's true. That's an 8.
If you didn't mind the zest I would have.
You got an 8? Yeah, I'm going to use my last
omen and shoot my last rock for my back and reduce that.
Excellent. OK.
And then D4 damage that is A1. You see like the the runes
tattooed on his forehead must be for for good luck or something
because he almost killed the fucker.
Shit. Can I take my spear and Chuck it
at him? Yeah, his, his nose cracks like
backs up. I'm like, for fuck's sake, we're
just just just drive down a calm, relaxing dinner here and
he backs up work for you. Not on my ass.
Who's your nose? Or is it you're pretty ugly?
And just as that happens, you hear a shoosh.
Fruity air and you're out of omens.
I have one. I have one.
Is that a natural one? No, this is an 11.
Fuck. Man, it's.
An 11 enough. You know what I'm going to end
this misery and say that as it flies through the air and as he
like kind of like in very offended fashion, like smears
the blood off like press crack his nose back at he just manages
to snap the noculate the nose into position, locks eyes with
you as Bradley's newfound spear goes straight through and redoes
the damage as the nose kind of like breaks in another spot.
He's like oh for fucks Then he like balls forward spear locking
into the ground as he slides down like like a running shish
kebab. Like right on top of me.
No like. And as soon as as soon as he
gets to the bottom of that, another rock fucking bounces off
his head. Got.
Him. Finally.
Look at that. Bobby's done it again.
Save the day. That really does look infected.
Daniel, where can we find your stuff?
You can find me on Daniel larilla dot H dot IO.
You can also find Black Antlers on the Exalted Funeral
storefront which will be available for pre-orders in
September if I'm not mistaken. You can find the soundtrack by
Gilliam Morsis on gilliamorsis.bankcamp.com and to
check with me on the World Standard Discord.
I guess, yeah. Hell yeah.
Yeah. All right.
Links to all that stuff will be in the description for the
episode. Awesome.
Thank you. Bye.
Goodbye. Bye.
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Have enough tools for this this job?
Like it's losing down your butt crackers.
No, we have. Intestines we can make.
A we can make. Oh, we can make this work.
I, I I. Never mind, I'm sorry.
Weirded out with it. I'm weirded out by this train of
thought. No, I'm kind of into it.
In my picture, like while this battle is going on, we're gonna
just hear like a battle roar as right in the middle of the two
two combats currently going on with the two pairs of
combatants, we see Grubbs kind of like running and screaming
into the night with a pitchfork. Just drunk as fuck, yeah.
I mean, we've all been there. Oh yeah.
Yeah. I even had the pitchfork.
OK, fat roll so. I'm just bones, so there's no
fat. He said it.
He finally said it. All right, so you mean to tell
me I've got to come up with a damn song for this booze demon?
All right, Well, here we go. All right.
Where did I put my guitar? All right, there.
There we are. OK, all right, here we go. 99
bottles of our Goss on the wall, 99 bottles of our cars.
You take one down, you pass it. Now that's dumb.
All right, let's see. Fuck.
How sweet Neck or Bell help Sweet Necro Bell.
No, no shit. All right, you know what?
We'll wait until next episode to give him a damn song.