Welcome back to Flail to the Face.
I am Daniel, and we're playing through my adventure Black
Antlers, with me a lot around the table.
For the last out of six episodes, we have the wretched
scum who have crawled through the frosty tundra of Tuanela,
past a rift and into, well, the unknown horrors of the monolith.
Who do we have around the table? Hello, I am Levi and I play
Rallis. It's me, Jacob, and I'm a
crustacean. I'm Thomas and I'm playing
Bolmford. I'm Walt and I'm still prugal
for one more episode, maybe half an episode, maybe less.
I guess we're going to find out. Yeah, and Levi killed Kevin.
Let's roll. The last episode we revealed the
origin of the massacre and the reindeer heresy and mutations
that have been going on in Tuanela for generations, and of
some of the old gods that the dying world have put to rest or
shackled up deep underneath the ice.
The reindeer herders of Tuanela were force feeding the goddess
Kalma her young ones for generations until eventually she
broke free to seek a bloody revenge, a bond of two legged
for domesticating her children. Right now we're deep down in the
rift, surrounded by weird purple and red steam that's you're all
being well watched by. This frozen ancient gigantic
monstrosity is trapped underneath layers and layers of
ice older than your ancestors, and you all have terrible
migraines after seeing their their visions and memories, and
more vivid than than on life itself as a reindeer head is
floating weightlessly. No, I grabbed that.
That's in my inventory right now.
I'm taking grubs with me. A reindeer head and a Pruegel's
skinny ankles and arms are floating aimlessly, almost like
a like an like an astronaut through this this very strange
place. So as you're you're all now a
lot wiser than one should be possibly to the brink of of
madness. What are you all doing down
here? I'm scuttling you're.
Floating in the air still. Yeah, but this kind of feels
like water maybe to me. So can I scuttle around?
I mean, it's it's a poor excuse, but but yes.
After braless has beheaded an individual, I'm fuck this and
I'm going to try and climb out the other side of this this
chasm. Where do you guys think you're
going? Get away from me, you murderer.
What do you mean he had horns? We kill horns here.
Technically, he still does. And I hold up the head.
I just got here, got any issue on?
You definitely not, no. I'm here to recover items, sell
it for profit, and hopefully live out the last few days of
this God forsaken place in comfort.
I'm going to continue scuttling around and trying to like, find
some fish maybe. Well, there's plenty of fish
looking creatures that look like.
They. Could pick their teeth with your
little little crab like body trapped in the ice, yes.
I'm going to try to get one that's close to the surface of
the ice when I take my lobster claw and whack at it.
And I'm getting out of here before that psychopath lets
something else out. Yeah, and then it has antlers
suit then for Alice is going to kill it.
If you remember Sebastian, you, you had your tongue stuck to the
creature already from last episode.
Fuck now. So you're still kind of like, so
you've been like having like an uncomfortable eye contact with
the child of the direct child of a demigod out of trout lips for
the better half of a very uncomfortable vision that
everyone had except you, I think, because I think you
failed your presence check. Yep.
So you don't know shit about what everyone else just had
revealed to them. No.
We just had this vision across eons and he's just sitting there
to face staring at this thing and licking ice.
Yeah, trying to scuttle about. I'm going to.
Oh boy, I bet you my tongue can grow back.
I'm going to try to kick off the wall a little bit.
And does this Demi God looking son of a bitch have any fish
like qualities? Yeah, like I said, there are,
well, it looks like a mix between like a like a
grasshopper and A and a trout the size of a small mountain.
Good. If I recognize the trout stuff,
I'm going to try to talk to this.
Yeah, you already had some weird uncomfortable telepathic
communication at the end of the last episode where, well, it
seemed like it was trying to reveal this stuff to you, but
everyone else seemed but. Everyone else got it, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it. Happens a lot to me.
You're a little a little hard shelled, I guess.
You're being so polite and nice and kind.
Thank you, Daniel. Everybody's better down in the
weather, right? Hello friend, keep mine maybe
letting Sebastian go. I seem to be a little stuck
again. Do not want to cut off.
Tom for this time. It locks, it's kind of like eyes
at you as a flicker and a mix of like, well, a fear that just got
rebirthed from a sense of hope. And as you start talking, that
quickly dies again and it's kind of like you get a another wave
of telepathic fish communication or of eldritch nature.
OK. We appear to be trapped by the
same ice. Almost ironic considering you're
qualities. It says I'm kind of like it's
eyes locks on your on your little little clickers there
like you, you will eventually get loose.
It's it's embarrassing and slow and at times it feels like your
tongue is about to to rip off, but approval and rattles and I
assume bone Fred is not helping. I'm trying to.
Get out. I'm going to start twisting
around. So like I'm, I'm like a rotor
for a helicopter and trying to like twist my tongue off.
Sometimes that works better than just pulling, you know.
In like a death roll. Yeah, yeah, you manage.
However, it becomes clear to you as you are liberated from.
Oh, thank. God as ice that these creatures
are pretty far and it would take a much bigger crew than you to
get them out. And then again, why the fuck
would you want to do that all? Right.
Well, if I'm well, I'm I have three brain cells, so not simple
creature, but if I'm free, I'm going to click my way
dejectively off from the ice and follow Bomb freed.
He was the friendliest of the weirdos that I met up with here.
As we're building up to the monolith, I want to make like a
like a quick enter dialogue around the table and see what
everyone are currently thinking after in Revelations, their
journey here, so forth. Some of you are more personally
involved than others, but you all know that, well, some
serious shit is about to go down.
Oh, I'm excited for this. Let's start with approval.
Of course. As you're climbing and that the
creatures below are are kind of like fading away in the mist,
almost like a weird delusion. Oh stupid rocks, stupid climbing
fucking snow up everywhere, stupid stupid especially stupid
trees on don't carry a fucking deer head grubs can't even climb
for himself now. This place sucks.
I want to go home. I don't think I can go home
anymore. And what?
Is that smell? It's probably me.
You're you've, you've changed a lot on this journey.
You're completely blue now. The ice is your home.
I used to be dripping blood from my throat but now that's frozen
over. There's a pink slushie coming
out every now and then I guess. It's cherry flavored all right.
Braless, you, you. You have many things to to
avenge. And as the lashes of the wind
are blowing and your Cape, as you're getting further up and
your bones are rattling, luckily you can't feel much of it
anymore. Like you have quite a depth
settle. Is this where I speak my inner
monologue? Speak your inner monologue.
Speak your truth, I. Don't know how the heck to get
out of here. We got to climb this ice with
all those stupid freaking reindeer over there.
What's going on here? Got to kill them all.
They all got to die. Cool.
And I, I don't think even the two N Ellens were aware of your
presence, or maybe where you came from.
Oh no, I'm not talking about Bralis here.
Well, after your quiet life of fishing from a recently born
rift stretching across the entire region further than the
eye can see, and having been evicted by a Malras, you're now
on your way with these weirdos to a monolith that screams
anything but water and fish fillets.
What's going on inside that shell, Sebastian?
I'm hungry. No, you click in.
Your. Head.
Yes, and bone Fred. You can see the edge of the
Cliff now as your body is becoming heavier.
Maybe it's the guilt of not saving your employer and time
previously before he was devoured by the antlered kind.
Or maybe you don't give a fuck about him.
Who knows. But what is it that brings you
towards this monolith of black metallic antlers wharfing into
natural shapes against the Blizzard?
I didn't. Sign up for this.
This is this monolith is somehow tied to these creatures.
I'm not going to become one of them.
I'm going to survive this. I'm going to gain the profit and
I don't have to share it with that jerk that I was partnered
with that I'm pretty certain was taking a larger cut than he had
said before. Also the anger of I am not going
to die from antler fish people. There are plenty of other
varieties of the anther kind down there, giant slugs, things
that resembled, well, a mix of like a spider and a crow with
four anthers sticking out from each knuckle.
Just thinking about them gives you nightmares, and frankly you
don't think you ever will be able to conceptualize them
again. But hours later we do find you
all on top of the edge, trekking through the snow that once again
attempts to rip the skin off your bones.
And as the monolith is becoming clearer and clearer, everything
else is diffused. It's almost like you're back in
that static that TB set again where nothing is visible.
It's more malicious than ever. And I want you all to make.
I'm not going to say the last one of the last seconds.
Bring me a checks that we will be making.
Is the. One that fucks me.
Should have stayed in the Caribbean.
So the toughness check is 18 still.
That's not natural 20. Damn.
I got a 17. I'm going to use one of my two
omens to lower the the Dr. because I got a 17 so perfect.
You notice that even though it doesn't feel like you've walked
for that long, there is a darkness settling in as you once
again step in crisp pink snow right above the model.
If there is a little like like gap in the storm, like a
porthole in the middle of the Blizzard, something deep inside
of wishes that you could turn back now.
And the monolith is a lot bigger than first well perceived,
stretching upwards, almost eternal.
The antlers are reaching almost like downwards.
This is definitely not a trick of the light.
In front of it you see a what looks like a prepared ritual
site that strangely has not been like covered and and snow yet.
It's a it's a stone platform of four roughly carved wooden
spikes that shapes like a square around a circle pointing NE
South and West. Out of the center of a stone
platform sits a naked, chained and shackled, clearly
hypothermic and malnourished man with scars and wounds all over
his body. You can see it looks like his
ribs are trying to escape his skin and he looks at you with
like with yellow bloodshot wild eyes and his mouth.
What's gagging him appears to be the skull of an infant.
And here you I'm going to scuttle over there and grab the
skull with my pincer. Yeah, it's taking some steps up
there, Sebastian. And as you come closer, you see
that he has a tattoo on his forehead that depicts a number.
Can you read? Can I read?
There's always a valid question to ask Jake that's.
True. Unbelievably, yes, I can,
apparently. That's surprising.
It didn't say I can't this time. It's the runic number of 11 is
Carlton to his forehead? I have a question.
No, sorry. Seven.
Did someone else in the group cut off someone's forehead?
Yep. Who was that?
He's dead. He died.
Did I meet the person that did that at all?
Yes, Grubbs had the the list to wrapped her hands.
OK. That he found on on one of the
villagers. I'm going to tap him on the top
of the head with my lobster claw.
What number? And it says.
This is the ruler before Grubbs because Grubbs was like the
leader of the community. Oh fair, that makes sense.
Grubbs had like a #4 already tattooed on his forehead.
The one that he found that he took off like the skinned face
and wrapped around his head was an 8.
Was that was an 8. This is a complex back story.
He. Said it.
I said it. It's a puzzle.
I'm going to tap him on top of the head again.
What number mean? Have you taken the skull out of
his mouth? Yeah.
As he spits it out, you see that like like blood and like teeth
kind of like fall out and clatter over what looks like a
pentagram underneath his feet as he look up at you.
Please, please, we need, we need to, we need to get out of here.
We, we don't have much time. Oh, thank you for freeing me.
I will give you and any treasures that are that that are
that are left soon, the antler kind, they will be here.
They will kill us all. We did her great injustice.
So what do you say? Treasures like what are we
talking about? Oh, good.
And and and anything mere forests, great plots of of land.
Yeah, he's lying. You.
Don't even need a presence test. I'm going to, I'm going to look
him up and down. You hiding?
Fish. Somebody.
It seems like a great sense of relief comes to him as you
mentioned fish like. Fish, I'll get you.
All the salmon you want all the trout just just just let me
loose. And as you as you study like the
shackles, you see that they're very loosely connected.
It's almost as it's more his malnourishment than his weakness
keeping him here and anything else.
This was not tied by human hands.
I'm. I'm going to look around the
rest of this area locally, like what else are we looking at
around here? Other than the pentagram.
Well, as soon as you step away from like the platform, the
stone platform is like connected by like the set of stairs that
is about about 1 1/2 meter above ground, reaching about the size
of a small room, completely in the shadow of the monolith,
which is bigger than I can possibly describe.
As you look in the landscape, there are not signs of much, I'm
afraid, as the homogenic landscape and the Blizzard which
is currently not tormenting you at this very moment, almost as
if it's circling perfectly around you, but it is obscuring
everything out of your vicinity. That is all that is here.
I'm going to point out the floor that's and think we kill he's
sacrifice. He bring many fish.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, I'm the only one who
know the way through the eternal Blizzard.
No. What are you?
Are you going to? Are you with?
This this, this, this this. Monstrosity he He is one of
hers. Surely you have seen her
offspring. No.
I'm going to kneel down next to #8.
So what's your name? I'm I'm Earl Earl Yopa the 8th.
And how'd you get here? I I was.
Dragged here by the herd. And you want to get free, huh?
They they killed all of us. Well, except me.
Accuracy. The the, the witch and my father
fought fathers every everyone. They, they, they, they.
They. Misled us, gas lit us, we never
meant to feed her and he like stops himself he's like like
burst every time you're about to touch him it's like he's trying
to burst out of his shackles. Desperately his a lot of his
teeth have been smashed by the skull that was forcefully shoved
in there. I have an idea.
How about we keep this guy here? We put the skull back in his
mouth so he stops talking and we wait for the reindeer to come
back and we kill them all. I don't really like that idea.
Sebastian here. I've been here before.
You know Sebastian is here for the fish.
I think I that's where I died, I think.
Oh. I think.
So you meant I? This is definitely the place.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I died here.
I'm gonna. You remember that you weren't
there? You remember that witch that
collected my piss? I'm gonna scuttle closer to the
to #8 while he's, while they're having this conversation, trying
to be sneaky. He said free me, it's your only
chance. It's our only chance to get out
of this alive. Fast and freezy now, yes.
Hang on, if you want to get free, you got to do something
for us first, OK? There's just not much I can do
for my shackles. And I mean Earl, I have great
influence in a region. If you want to get loose, first
you have to have to give my friend here a little kiss.
And I hold up Grub's head. Go on, little kiss.
People are. Insane.
He screams and almost like swallows his tongue as it stares
in fear on head. Oh, calm down.
And. It's not a real dear.
It used to be a person just like you.
I kept you on the forehead and everything.
You you brought that that here quickly put it down.
You will, you will anger. Her.
And I won't hear anyway to roll AD 6.
And it's going to be a three and six chance that holding that
thing up on top of the ritual site is going to anger
something. Good job Google.
I got a one. Uh oh.
Yay. That's always good.
You notice that the Blizzard starts lashing violence in words
that that the Blizzard starts to like kind of closing in and
who's on the platform and who's off it.
I am obviously. I I think Sebastian is too,
yeah. Yeah.
Close enough to your platform. You're on a staircase, I'll say.
Yeah, I'd be on the staircase. Oh boy.
What watching the the pugo and braless discussion unfold.
Yeah, it gets dark. The snow starts well, turning in
between strange and impossible hues of blue, cyan and almost
like a like a pale purple. As you're noticing that the
ground is shaking and I think as one of you braless and bone Fred
are looking over your shoulder. It's like like back there just
at the edge of your eyesight, there is like kind of like a a
lump that starts like pushes erecting.
The snow, and slowly but uncomfortably.
Visible. It starts revealing these huge
antlers. I get immediately angry.
They are, and they're they're moving and twisting, much like
the monolith. As this is happening, I put
Grub's head on the girl's chest so he's just like staring at him
in the eyes, and then I stand up.
There. No.
Please, please, please show us mercy quickly.
You, you. You must free me now.
She's coming. Karma is coming.
I'm. Going to bite this man's neck,
you. Want to bite it?
I bite his neck. You can roll damage.
He's completely defenseless. Just roll damage.
How should he like for? Damage.
For damage to kill him. I killed.
Him, that's exactly. What I wanted I bite him.
I bite him with my weird shark teeth and just snap his neck off
and start chewing on his ABS. I don't.
I don't think he was a fish. No, but Sebastian has been
hungry for a few days now. And I suppose this is the time
you felt that it was appropriate to take a break.
As you wake up, a feeling of dread washes over you.
A low level adventuring party killed you again.
You hate their laughs and the stupid feasts they throw in the
town nearby, celebrating their victory, and you flee again to
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Face. There she is.
Oh fuck, what were we doing now? You're about to get fucked up.
Well, in the process of getting fucked up by.
Watching bit of man's neck. Yes, yes you are.
And as the blood of early up the is spewing over the altar, fresh
blood mixing with dry, the rest of your eyes are are far too
locked in what is ascending from the snow behind you and the
building storm. Tall, quiet and radiating with
hatred for you and your kind. A crooked and frozen figure,
cloaked and what seems to be human Leathers, is arising on a
sleigh of some sort, built of human bones.
She's weighed down by these heavy giant antlers, working
slowly and in front of her. Like coming up?
On. 42 badly beaten, shackled, also gagged and then masked.
And other human Leathers depicting other faces than their
own. Humans with the same kind of
like Pagan tattoos as you've seen before.
Not the forehead. Once the chieftain's head
dragging her slave. They have this wild like look in
their eyes, like they're not even human anymore.
She creaks her head slowly to the side, pretty far away.
She might be like 3 meters tall and if you feel her gaze just
just freezing their blood to ice.
I just want to point out for posterity that I am also still
wearing human Leathers. It's good to know.
What do you do? She has not started moving yet.
At the at the crustacean, I believe your snack was for her.
Oh, I'm I'm going to spit the apple across the floor for
Adam's apple. It rolls down into the snow.
She might be like 20 feet behind you or something like that.
And you see that like the two thralls are starting to like
pull her slower on that sleigh. So she's just like this, almost
like a statue. She hardly moves at all except
for her head with the wind as it blows towards you.
She she speaks to you. I'm.
Going to slowly turn around, covered in blood, clicking my
lobster claws, and then I'm going to squat real quick and
try to hide under my shell. You realize as you're kind of
like going into your shell, that somehow you feel like her hatred
is not towards you Sebastian, as she seems to be mostly pointing
towards braless, proval and bone fruit.
I raised my hands. So real quick, I'm not with
these guys. They're kind of douchebags.
I, I, I was, I was cool with the witch.
We met down in the forest, you know which recognize.
Witch and I I I pull out the bottle that the the witch gave
me. So you.
Want to get up? You want to go get fucked up?
Another one, I thought it was over and you see that like she
almost like hovers down and has another like like lash of snow
obscures her. Suddenly you see she's now out
of the sleigh and next to it and just kind of like carving
through it, silently moving towards you.
It's pretty high proof, I think it'll be pretty good.
Everyone else seemed to like it. You feel it gets colder as she
approaches you. There's four stakes standing at
each side of the stone altar. She's moving towards you.
Why should I give you a kind second chance after 1000 years
of torment? Well, they suck, but I'm
awesome. She looks towards you and run
the two D6. See, I don't like the sound of
this. Is this a reaction girl?
This is a reaction girl. I got 11.
She looks towards Super Bowl. Oh.
OK. D6 server combat.
That's her over initiative. Fuck.
Oh God. OK, I'll do it.
Yeah, you're right there. Oh, that's a three. 30.
My good rolls on myself. Sorry guys.
How she goes. Now I want one feature only AD 4
to see what misery is coming upon.
Holy cow. OK, I'll do that.
What's a four give us? Braless, you notice that within
like the blink of an eye she is right there by the feet of the
steps, kind of like crops her back forward.
You can hear almost like like we have bones cracking and grinding
against each other as she tries to take a bite out of you as her
skull kind of opens before rapidly shutting like a beer
trap. Try to end yourself against
this. 14. That is enough.
Good. Kind of like just shove yourself
backwards onto your ass. I'm one of the like upper steps,
looking at her as she stretches back up.
And what did the rest of you do? So we have the high, I have the
high ground. So I'm going to try to lop off
her head because it's like big crazy horn thing, right?
Yeah, they're so heavy. They're like, look like, they're
like weighing her down almost how she got got here.
This this fast? Yeah.
I want to re roll with an omen. OK, what did you get?
13. 13 That is enough. Roll your damage.
Four damage. And you can subtract the V8.
Holy. Cow.
She did the four, so nothing. Yeah, you, you notice that like
as you're, what were you striking her with again?
A Glabe. Yeah, my glabe.
You see that like ice and frost, like splinters off her, kind of
like falling out of like that. Some of it like fading into the
darkness of her, like skull holes where a blue fire is
burning. And she does not seem affected.
I don't know. It feels like you're carving a
ice sculpture very slowly. I think what I did was just
useless. Well, you are just burned.
I'm weaker than your average skeleton.
What did the rest of you do? At this point Boneford reaches
into like his robes and pulls out a scroll and begins reading
off of it. I'm going to do the 9 violent
signs of the I'm not the storm so my presence check is 12 so
that's successful. I get AD 2 lightning bolts which
is only one, so I arc it past approval towards her.
How old was Mobius in charge of you?
He he's been wondering that all the time.
He signed on after Mobius. So how much damage does that
feel? Does AD six it's.
AD 6 all right, so you can roll your D62 minus D8. -6 So nothing
so as this lightning just kind of like hits and like basically
goes across her surface but then grounds out to the ground.
I'd say someone that even like like runs up her antlers and
shoots into the sky as you hear like a crackling storm.
That's cool. And as a fire becomes like
almost like white in her eyes as she locks that with.
You powered her up. Oh boy.
I'm just going to empty my bag of marbles underneath her feet,
like down the steps towards her. She like teleported.
Yeah, I know. But she moved for a while until
she didn't. So I'm trying to do this sneaky.
She obviously does not give a shit about me, but I'm going to
like, while under my shell, open my bag of 13 marbles and just
kind of empty them down the stairs.
OK. Sebastian.
Sebastian in Home Alone. I think you, I'm going to have
you remember as long as the battle is happening on the
stairs, that there is a two and six chance that she will fall on
them. What about me?
I'm also on the stairs. Yeah, there's a OK, let's let's
let's say three and six chance that that she will fall, while
four to six chance that Rallis will fall or anyone else in the
party on the staircase I. Love.
That I love the sixth Chance. That they're, like, my
favorites. All right, So, yeah, you're like
shivering claws. You're like letting the marbles
down there. Still, you feel like you're
somehow out of her attention span, Sebastian.
You're not sure why? Because I'm just, I'm a little
fish, dude. I'm a little crustacean.
And I have. A shark face.
I grab my warhammer and I bust open the Earl's skull and start
chowing down on his brains like your oysters on the half shelf.
All right, you managed to do so with no problem as his brain or
kind of like that's that's what you're trying to do.
You're doing it in the middle of the stone, stone altar, right?
Yeah. I'm I'm interpreting what she
said is like they force fed her children to her.
So she said if I do the same with my kind I can prove myself.
So I'm just going full cannibal. Yeah, you start doing it as you
have this feeling, as you're nubbling down on on malnourished
brains. There's not many of them that
you've somehow misinterpreted this, damn it.
But but it's always that was never a bad time to eat
someone's brains, I guess. Oh.
Have to use a ration today at least.
Wolf that. Creative.
Creative burst when she rolled me another D4.
See what she's up to now. Oh, God.
Four all right and AD 6 for see who falls on the staircase.
In that case, that would be the same as last time.
Oh, I maybe I. Should roll this one for for the
witch guy. It's going to be like
individual. For everyone, Yeah, let's make.
It individual for everyone I guess so if I move there's.
A chance of falling. Yeah, she's.
Launching her head once more towards you braless and you see
that her antlers are kind of like reaching out, like almost
they're trying to get you. Is she trippable with the?
Marbles. Yes, she is as.
I mentioned previously, OK. What's a?
Four get me? A four is not enough, it's a
one. To three.
Oh shit, sorry buddy. So.
You can defend yourself again braless that is an. 18 on.
The die, Yeah, you dodge away. Once more and you see that like
the marbles kind of like are disappearing like between her
her feet, about half of them. Now there's a two and six chance
of you guys falling and as you're moving you can also roll
the six for you to see if you tumble.
You got a four. You got. 4:00 You got a four.
Out of six. Chance of.
Falling four out of six Chance, yeah.
So I'll say you take D4 damage as you avoid the attack, but
stumble and fall downwards on the steps and kind of like slide
with your feet underneath her Rd.
Your feet are so cold just upon going there, almost like dry
ice. Oh yeah, as they're.
Like they're they're getting. In there and you feel like it
feels like your toes are immediately dying a hypothermic
death, at least the tip of them. Oh, they're frostbitten.
Yeah, Frostbitten. Frostbitten bones.
So I rolled a. Three for damage.
Does does my rusty male armor help negate fall damage when
falling on your ass? What do you guys?
Think that would have seemed so. Yeah.
I've seen a full. Battle Rattle and I've.
Taken quite a few spills, it's true.
OK, so I get one. Damaged on me, yeah, it busts
the. Back of your head does you kind
of like slide down and you just like look down on on her lower
jaw as it twists and naturally down towards you and I need to.
Stand up and try to strike on this woman.
That's a three. I would like to use another
omen. All right, I'm running low.
Can one of the others have you run me?
AZ6 as well. Yeah, son.
Of a biscuit. That's a six.
That makes sense as like. The.
Marbles. Are kind of like clipped back.
I got an 18 on my. Dammit on my rolling for attack
though, OK, I want someone else to roll.
Me AD 6 as well. I'm not going to tell you what
it does yet. I'll do it.
You got a one or two. OK, so the strike hits hurt.
I want you to roll me the minus D 8.
It's a 3 all. Right, so I I rolled the four on
my damaged eye, but cancel that one.
So yeah, you, you strike. At her and you see that like you
tear like a little slick and her human cloak where it appears to
have been an armpit. You know there was very thin
skin tissue right there. Feel like a cold wind blowing
from inside of there. That's not good and breezy,
Sebastian. The.
Marbles worked, they just didn't work the way you.
I really wish you didn't throw these.
Marbles down here, bud. God, I don't know what I would.
Do I'm just a I'm just a frustration just on a vacation.
I don't know station on a vacation I'm going to.
Do some awkward squat, scuttling over towards her.
I've been to the deep depths of the sea.
I'm used to cold. Maybe I can get close enough and
without her noticing, I'll use that to move.
Pretty much my turn. I want to get to a sneaky spot
behind her or something. All right, give me the guilty
and see if. You managed to sneak in. 18. 18
Yeah, you. Manage.
You, you slide down across the the marbles and you're in the
snow now behind her, like a little shell, just kind.
Of squirreling its way over there you notice that the two.
Thralls by the sleigh are no longer there.
Oh, I'm. Actually, I'm going to get
distracted with that sleigh. I'm going to head towards there
versus her. Good move.
I'm. Going to die here.
So. Rugo, what about?
You weighing my? Options.
But I think what I'm going to do is ready my shield and wind up
with the warhammer and wail on bomb fridge.
OK. Oh.
God as per my standard. House rule.
How you choose to solve PC versus PC violence is totally up
to you. I believe you've tried to go for
higher highest number previously.
I would say difficulty rating as a toughness or a guilty plus 11.
So much portrayal in this. Arc it's great I.
Love it. The cold gets to you, yeah.
My my base. I I've had zero modifiers so I
got a 13 plus. Zero.
So 13, that's enough and. I showed you that if you roll a
defense and you get higher than that, you've managed to you
managed to angle like 22. All right.
Just. Got your damage?
Yeah, it's not AD. 10. Not AD 6 and.
On the world one, so if you've got any armor whatsoever, I do,
I have. Armor of D2 so I negate one
damage. You know what team?
I. I burn an omen to do Max damage.
I burn an. Omen to try and reduce damage I.
Managed to negate. Three of it, which I have two
hit points. So you've managed to cave in his
skull all. Right.
Bone for it you're not seeing this coming as you suddenly hear
like like a nasal kind of like panting over your shoulder and
as your. Hands are.
And your are cooling down from the first source of heat that
you felt in a long time, your fingertips bursting with
electricity. Something is bursting with
betrayal right behind you. You guys want to take it from
there? Yeah.
So like, yeah. I'm like flexing my fingers
after that lightning bolt and the last thing that runs through
his mind is the front of Pruegel's warhammer coming
through from behind and the face just kind of like clathers
outward. Comma comma check it.
Out look what I did almost. Now I eat them.
And if you look back at Monolith, the four spikes and
there's like, there's, there's, there's something you're
missing. You see, like, like rallies
desperately trying to like, crawl away from underneath her
robe with a glaive in his hands at the same time.
As he's kind of like stopping his bone for its nose is like
hitting his mouth as he gasps for air as he put jokes on it.
Not literally, but I mean it's gross.
That's. Fine, because I was going to
try. And kill her next.
So yeah, does that take you to? A minus or exactly 0 I don't.
Trust he was just. Negative.
Oh dude took. Me negative, yeah, because I
only have two hit points needed three yeah, I'll say that like.
Your head is only hanging with left of your head.
There's only hanging from like burst part of your neck bone
like an accordion. So what?
Did what did Calma say to me again?
Make a pillar? Make.
A monument, you know it's. Murder season.
OK, so you got to. Stack our bodies.
You got to dress your kill. Bro, as you look back, you'll.
See, like I said, the stone altered for bikes, the dead body
of early Yopa by by the by the for the monolith, which was
apparently her prison and she's she strikes again Romeo D4I.
Guess I'll do it. Since I'm on her side now,
another. 4. Another four.
Whenever we roll that one. Excellent.
And which one of you have the lowest present stat?
I've got 02. Mine's also.
Zero. All right, let's see.
Odds even Swift 2 zeros D6 I got a six.
I forgot to say who's. Evens.
I got a four all right. In that case, it's.
Evens No. You don't.
Wanna go for this one? So that's you Jake.
I think I'm over by the. Sled.
You feel like. The antlers are like coma or
shooting out some kind of like frost rays that sneaks their way
into your shell by accident. That she appears to be aiming at
rallies under her feet. She is still not seeing you, and
as you're on your way towards sleigh you suddenly feel
everything going like white and blurry.
And you can give me a presence check of difficulty rating
tools. Is this electricity?
No. No, not me.
That's not. Great is.
It ever I'm. Going to take that I got 11.
Yeah, so you. Feel like something else is
taking control of your body as you see yourself from almost
like a third person perspective and damn you look ugly as you
notice that commas antlers are moving in a direction and your
body starts moving in that direction.
Really think whatever that. Yeah, exactly.
And. You appear to be heading towards
Prowess. All right, I'm going to scuttle.
Through my little crustacean wave, clicking my claws.
Yeah, and you can. Feel that something is is
controlling your body for D2 rounds, attempting to use it to
harm browess. Two rounds, all right.
And next. Up is prowess awesome you?
See that but. Sebastian is apparently doing a
little like cheerleading dance for you as walking towards you
trying to root you on or something.
Thank you, I'll try my best. Over here.
Yeah, just his. Eyes are kind of blank, OK, When
are they not? This demigoddess.
Is right still next to me? Yeah, still in front of you.
Get ready to Amazon and. Melt you and I, I.
I witnessed frugal cave in bumphried skull.
Yeah, you just. You just had his nose in your
mouth. Yes.
OK, I. Taste it OK, I am going to
swallow. Of course I got no.
Stomach, of course I swallow. It just falls right through.
I need to keep attacking. I really hate her freaking
horns. All right, 13.
All right, so that's. Enough there's. 6.
Damage. -2 four damage, you did a thing.
Four damage. It hurts.
So you. Kind of like.
Plant your glave into her. You feel like this black almost
oil like substance is dripping down in the narrow stream as the
wind kind of like almost like spastically stops for a second
and you feel her hatred for you grows stronger.
Leave on that tracks. Do not let me touch you.
Just a friendly advice, it will not be good for you.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
It will be two rounds from this round, by the way.
So that means that. So Jake, how does Sebastian
broach braless being that I'm under some weird?
Mind control right now. And my last and first thought is
always hunger. I'm going to do what I usually
do with my prey and scuttle up to him and then wrap my lobster
claws around him and bring him into a really good bear hug and
try to bite down on him with my short teeth.
So I have two things going on. If I actually physically touch
him, though, yeah. You feel jealous like.
Like suddenly these pincers behind you, like about to grab
onto you and roll out of there. Sebastian.
Seems really. Encouraging and friendly right
now so because he's. Trying to approach me.
Doesn't he have to roll to fall? Oh, that's right, That's a.
One in six chance. Now I fall.
Oh great. So.
Never heard someone. So excited about that like grab
onto him. You kind of like slide on some
marbles. Well, it's not you.
You can all see this in like for a person Ubisoft perspective I
guess as you kind of like slide and almost hit.
I would say that rally still has to roll to not get like knocked
over by it. OK.
And I'm using another home runner.
I can't afford to fall right now.
Fuck me. That's six.
Yeah, you'll fall on. Tim Does.
That mean you still manage to do your attack, Jake or no?
You're like falling but you fall kind of like under him.
So like you or like you knock him over in the attempt if I
can't bite him? Sure, but if he's even
physically near me I'm going to try and touch him.
He treated his control like he literally.
Falls over you as you fell on me.
Oh, I. Got something you got to do,
buddy? No, no.
You're going to take D4. Damage which ignores all armor.
Great on A roll. Of one.
You are unable to attack the next turn from my shocking
personality. Oh that's sucks both ways.
So I rolled 4. Damage, so you take that.
Kills me. Does that bring you to a zero?
It's. It's my electric.
Ooze that you got all over your body, so you just.
I'm going to be able to puts me out and see bro Oh.
Fuck, you're broken. I'm broken all right?
You still might be alive. Yeah, let's roll on the death.
Table. Oh my God.
What do I roll with your boat? That's AD 4.
I told you not to you. Don't want to get it before
this. Is your guys's fault.
Pretty much what's. A three give me.
I mean A2, I love 2. So.
You will lose a body part somehow in this process.
I lost an arm. Yeah, how do you lose?
An arm it just falls off on. Bones.
Yeah, that's true. And you you're unconscious for
D4 rounds and wake up with D4HP, Not so bad. 4 rounds.
Oh fuck. OK, wow.
And. Three HP OK.
They're good. Not just kidding, but the odds
are against you. So yeah, you fall over and like
we both kind of like tumble down while marbles are like kind of
like bouncing everywhere. Kalman's eyes are now reaching
towards Pruegel as you both tumble down.
And I'll say that the shock Sebastian brings you back as you
hit against the staircase, some kind of like the pain gives you
control of your body and sends you back into FPS perspective
as. As I.
Fall does my glave impale anyone?
You know, because I'm just like. Fall into it and then just kind
of flies out of my hand. Does it one in six chance?
Okay. So I need to one right?
Yeah, never mind, it flies. Off and you proof somewhere into
the snow. Cool.
In that case bone for it is dead.
Bruegel I grab. And start dragging him over
toward the corpse of the Earl, with the intent of stacking him
on top of him. You drag him over, put him on.
Top There's two bodies now lying on top of the shoulder at the
center of the four spikes pointing NE South and West as
Karma kind of looks to the side, avoiding you for a second as
there's like something really weird happening by the staircase
just out of sight right now and rolling in D4.
See what happens here 2 excellent so she lifts her head
almost like she's about to like sneeze and the opposite side of
Sebastian and braless before suddenly jolting.
It was like huge speed does her whole body just kind of like
blows through both of them and they fly to each their direction
as unless they are impaled in Marantha's of course, So you can
both try to defend yourselves. Well, not Ubrellis, but
Sebastian can try to defend himself against AD 10 damage
stand or attack. She's attacking both of you in a
lump where you are. Oh my lamp.
Because you're both flying on. Top of each other.
OK, what's a? 12 give me 12 you managed to.
Avoid it. Yeah.
So you you jolt out as you notice Bralis is getting pierced
on his waist. Bones are kind of like sliding
down like a little decoration on one of her antlers dealing D10
damage minus his armor. You could still make it through
this impossible. Oh, maybe not I.
Rolled 7. Well.
Hold on, hold on. Seven damage.
All right then, with my D4 armor?
Nope, I'm -1 Oh my God. I.
Forgot about one. Thing that I was supposed to do.
Can you keep rolling one of you out roll a D6 every round one of
you or or lands an attack. So can one of you roll me D6
please? Thomas Roll AD. 6 Roll D6 one or
two. And something.
Happens too, all right. Braless something just well, you
don't see this, but Sebastian as you're lurching out of out of
harm's way, so you notice something else is pushing
braless just aware or maybe very familiar with, well Calma's
bloodfirsty vengeful ways. It basically saves him, pushing
him away as his as his thrall jumps into his place and says
please. And.
This no more as Coleman's antler
pierces through this roll, spraying his his blood and guts
like everywhere. The GIMP masked face kind of
like like creaking backwards as as he rises with her antlers as
she raises her head again. But I'm not dead.
Yet you're you're ho anitas. You got a little something right
there over there. You see the hat as she.
Turns her head towards you. The head of this roll falls off
the stairs. Initiative, of course.
Yeah, everyone's fucking dead. Yeah.
So we'll just. We're we're just going to say
we'll do back and forth here. Sebastian, what do you?
Do boy other than lurching that that is on very characteristic
of of Sebastian. I think I would do a deeper
squat and that that ampler. So I I.
Because I want to still be up there and I'm if she's not
paying. Attention.
To me, I'm just going to like scoop up some of my goof and
fling it off of my lobster claw at her and try to back down the
stairs a little bit. I'm going to move and attack.
How do you scoop Goof? Claws I just I.
Scrape it off. My back.
Oh. Dear me.
That's an 8 she likes sway towards.
Her, but you see that she's like shifting through the snow and
somehow you thought she was closer than she was.
Just a defensive mechanism. I do it all the time.
A lot of your. Exes complain about that one I
guess. So frugal.
You have two corpses stacked on top of each other I guess.
I'm going to go for braless and the the thralls head and try to
drag them over. All right, you make it down.
Past comma over to braless as you, but I'm avoiding the
stairs. I've seen that goes on there.
All right, so you just like you jump.
Down into the snow. I mean the platform's pretty
high up, so it's it's going to take you like a turn to get both
of them like back up there at best, possibly longer.
Make me a good to see if we can make it all in one term.
I mean, it's just a head and some.
Bones on the stairs, No. I'll just like toss them up
over. The side and then climb up. 7.
Yeah, it'll take you like. It'll take you two turns to get
them up. You notice that as you're like
dragging the body and the head through the snow there and
trying to like get them up, you see something in the corner of
your eye as you see two of these like monstrosities.
One of them has tongues for antlers and the other one that
seems to be like crudely attached or like flapping wetly
and almost like moving at their own will while the other one
yours to have a set of feet kind of like planted well into eye
holes and a roaming reaction. For him, that's a 5.
Another. 5 S 10. Yeah, they turn their heads
towards. You with hatred, but cannot
attack until the next round. And that is the end of Google's
second turn. In that case, yeah.
Braless. What do you you're not haven't
woken up yet. You woke up next round, I guess.
Yes. Yeah.
I'm continuing. My scuttle mission OK.
Where are you scuttling? I'm scuttling.
Towards this, the unprotected slave.
Yeah. So you get towards.
The Slave. You think it's made from like
rib cages, bones, spines, fevers, pinky fingers, etcetera.
All skeletal and drenched and dried.
Liza uncured human hide covering something lumpy.
This feels like a Christmas. Present.
I'm going to, I'm going to pull that hide off.
Yeah, You see a. Bunch of human heads falling
down to your feet? No fish this means.
Something to me, I'm going to lobster claw my way through them
looking for something that don't worse somehow you feel like.
Like this is extremely relevant to something that you can't
quite figure out. All right, I believe that was
everyone's turns on this right now.
Approval, no approval. I've also done.
OK, cool. So another D4 it is.
That's a three. But all right.
Well, just as two of the undead reindeer reconstructed
abominations have peeked their heads out, you see two more ones
coming on the other side. I did not prepare for this, so
let's roll for it. Let me have 2D twelves.
Got an 11. And a four one of them.
Has its neck replaced with 30 feet of half and feet intestines
kind of like wrapped up. So it's head is like a like a
jack-in-the-box like being pulled after if you see like
like like feet, fecal matter kind of like coming out from,
it's like clackering teeth as it's pulling it after it.
And two more D12. Please for a second one three.
And a six, three and a six. The other one appears to have
its teeth replaced by heart, kind of like spread out.
I don't even know how to freaking describe that.
It's like heart I guess, holding its jaws open as if like the
corners of the jaw are disconnected, weird tendrils
kind of like connecting it and the the heart has a tattoo
indicating it as belonging to a child killer.
Yeah. See what the two other reindeers
does as one of them is pouncing playfully through the snow.
The two that ascended last last turn towards Sebastian over by
the sleigh. Sebastian you can defend
yourself against. That would be the one with feet
in its eyes AD 6 as it tries to hit you with its antlers.
I got a 5 so I will. Take this well fuck me.
I'm down. To One Health IT, we're not.
Dead. I'm not dead, but this?
Thing touched me so it gets the goose, it gets the goose and
it's. Long dead though.
So what's the effects again? Your skin is slippery with a.
Conductive. Gel and Shocking charge runs
through your veins. This can be used as a weapon D4
which ignores all armor. On A roll of A1, the enemy is
unable to attack next turn from your shocking personality.
Oh, interesting. So roll AD 4, then let's see
what happens. That's four, baby.
All right, so. That's a four.
Now you kill it. Describe how this happens.
It comes kind of like slams you across.
So like heads are like flying everywhere.
Some of them even hit the foot up the stairs actually, and
there's all these little like holes in the snow as if like
like a war band took a piss or something at the same time.
So it like jumped in the sleigh. With me charging at me, it
charged at you while you were. In the sleigh and knocked you
out of it. It fucking knocks the.
Sleigh over and tries to jump on top of me and that's when like
it starts fucking getting all the gel, all the gurus on it and
it goes and do like a, you know, the fucking epileptic shock and
then dies. It's it's really disturbing.
Because as you see it die, it recedes its limbs almost like a
like a spider when they die, you know?
Turn their limbs. Inwards and cracks it looks
extremely unnatural, but some of beamers are not in the place
they're supposed to be. I don't think any of this is
supposed. To be second.
Reindeer goes for it, goes for you the stairs and and and leaps
towards you. She deserves it, no?
She doesn't. I think she.
Only has one HP. Too, you see, like the the
tongues. On its antlers are flapping in
the storm, kind of like blowing back chimes, wet and slippery
and a saliva game straight 18. So you're like dodging?
Away as you're like on each of your side of this pile of
corpses. Kind of like trying to trying to
get an upper one on each other. Yeah, it tries to like launch
towards you, but accidentally like almost slips on Bratless's
armor and takes like clumsy steps back.
Hey, come on, be chill. I'm.
On your side, This is uncalled for, all right.
And by that, I believe it is your permanent approval.
I haul bratless over. To the pile of bodies and toss
them up here and toss the thralls head up on top too.
See Helping. Yeah, there's now. 4.
Bodies on top of each other. You.
Hear like? Commas, boys, blowing for the
wind. But you're on to something.
Murder is definitely involved here.
So braless you wake up this turn.
You. Wake up to see.
Four undead reindeers of various monstrosities and perversions
launching at your so-called friends.
I think Brugal is battling one of them far back around the.
Crustacean just dazed, stumbling around and and I have a thrall.
Head on my chest. That's right.
How did I? Get up here.
What's going on? I want to take the head and
throw it at Brugal. Why?
I've done nothing to. You.
Yeah, but I've watched you. Cave in bump you were.
Busy. Let's see.
There's. A try to throw it at approval.
It's improvised weapon. If you miss, I'll say there's a
three and six chance that something happens and it hits
something else. That's inequity.
Good, good this game. Gives me anxiety.
I want to use my last moment. Because I want to hit approval
with this. Does a 12 make it?
Yeah, 12? Well, what's?
Your what's your guilty? Minus. 1 minus.
One, yeah, you hit. We're rolling a guilty approval.
Let's see that. Is an 8.
D4 damage. Three damage with this.
Head I block it with my. Shield.
Like. The head kind of like rotates
almost like last seconds of a basketball match as frugal
quickly like brings out, brings out her shield and it splinters.
As the head bashes through, it bounces off.
Frugal, your turn. Swing on this motherfucker with
my warhammer. Gave me into the spile.
Gave spin an omen to. Re roll that.
Oh God. Oh.
I'm more afraid. Of Pruegel.
Than anything else. It's still a nine so.
It didn't work. Next turn you the three of.
You got to defend yourself against like 5 opponents, so
that's going to be interesting. I'm on their side.
You see that like they're. Throwing.
These heads around in between these four spikes on top of the
stone altar while Calma is watching them.
See. Jacob understands.
What? Must be done.
But Sebastian just. It's a cross station.
Yeah, I always kind of. Like leave it up to the players,
like clever cleverness and ingenuity and all that stuff.
But it's I have +2 presents kind of bold.
To figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do.
No, we don't do. That shit I sense a lot of.
Danger and I'm I'm very animalistic, so fight or flight
takes over. I'm going to scuttle up towards
the main fight. All right.
Well, there's like. Comma in your way at the stairs
and watching your friends fighting each other to the death
and there's a couple of undead reindeers prancing around around
there. There's also one undead reindeer
comma definitely OK I'm. Going to scuttle under comma and
try to grab her by the inkees. All right, well, by.
By where you would assume that the ankles were at least.
Yeah, I'm going to go under. And bite something.
All right, bite and goo. Jesus.
OK, that's a 14. All right, Roman D6.
Three. So yeah.
You can do a little. Damage minus DA Am I underwater?
Dammit, OK, 4 minus AD 82 so I do 2 damage.
I'm also touching so that's another D42.
So that's four damage total. All right, you've you've
actually made a. Little bit of damage so you bite
into something and you feel like your your shark teeth are kind
of like starting to like freeze and it's OK.
I'll draw a new once in a. Day you.
Oh yeah. OK.
Cool, so they're like, they stick and shatter like glass
against her, but you feel cold lashes of wind against your
shelled face. You turn away and then smack
your clickers, I guess trying to like feel where your teeth were.
And that is everyone, I believe. Reindeer with a heart for a
mouth launches towards you, Sebastian trying to defend that
stag mother. You can try to defend yourself,
that's why. Be it boys.
That's. A 19.
Good. Does it at least touch me or no
one in six chance? 22 No.
So you're like it's. Just like jousting towards you
as you kind of like crap. Walk up the stairs on the
opposite side of the Karma, out of harm's way just keeps
pounding further into the smell. Disappearing out of sight is the
second one up on the altar is right now attempting to attack
Rallis this that's only. A10 all right.
So prepare. To get tongue slap as it tries
to to get you with it's very oral set of antlers dealing D6
damage. Those are the powerful tongues.
2 - 3 nothing. So they're like you feel like a
wet. Slap on your face like you're
being licked by a dozen humanoids at once.
Why are you licking? Me.
Your face. Drenched in saliva as a as a as
a they flap on and it wasn't still gripping.
If I had nerve endings, I would. Hate this, the two other.
Ones are attempting to get upstairs clumsily around common,
which takes a step back and I'll say marbles.
They're. Gone.
There's. 11 going for Perugal and one going for Browse.
No way, Sebastian. Is in the way as well, actually,
as you understand, for Sebastian in that case.
One for brutal, one for Sebastian.
No, the two heroes. Yes, that's. 19. 1:00 and 6:00.
Chance they touch me. Yeah, sure.
It's kind of like. Almost like gets stuck in its
own neck intestine thing as its head is like between its legs at
the moment as it stumbles and falls on the staircase, getting
wrapped up in a very common burden.
The other one going for approval.
Yeah, I, I don't. I, I failed, and then I burned
my last oomment to reroll and I failed again.
OK, these six damage, yeah, I've been -4 there's.
Nothing I can do. Because it well, that's your
damage role, right? Yeah, Romeo D6.
To see if this fall takes your place, there's two and six
chance Come on baby, that's. The one.
Yes. So you see a.
Circle death approaching towards your face as the last reindeer
is launching towards you as suddenly you smell the stench of
fear and submission as a frail and beaten body full of like
anther stabbing wounds and jumps in front of you and gets totally
wrecked almost being like split apart like a bag of chips.
Hey. Thanks.
Guts spreading everywhere as as a silent gratitude 2.
OK. You can hear two more undead
reindeer rising up on the horizon, and it is your turn
again. Just relish.
We're so close. To finishing this, I don't know
the puzzle, I don't know the. Answers you just got to
distract. The crowd so Walt can do his
thing. Walt's Walt's evil.
Now, yeah, but you only hate things that.
Have antlers I feel like. I feel like your hatred.
Of the antlered kind would distract you from me.
At this point you'd be like. Yo dear, come get me.
Bitches. And they'd be all like, oh, fuck
that guy. And they'd all focus on him for
one round until he dies and then come after me again and
everything's fine. I'll say that sounds like a
president's. Check OK from who for what?
That's a natural term. Oh.
My. God, waste of a presence.
Oh my. God if there was.
Ever a time guys, this might be a first one.
How do you? Distract.
All three reindeers at once. Rallis you like look at Peruval.
Somehow there is a there. There is like a change of
demeanors in your eyes and you. Realize that like.
She's doing something and it might save your life.
That's that's what you get from. America 20 I want to.
Grab Grub's head, jump onto this Bobby standing on it, and then
get over here all you, dear. You're going to end up just like
this guy. See this?
This is what you throw the head at them?
Yeah, They they're. Greatly angered at first,
they're like running towards the head, see if it's all right
before. Kind of like licking it and
smelling it and sniffing it before all their heads kind.
Of like. Look up at you.
Perfect synchronization as tears of blood starts flowing down
their eyes and. I'll say they're.
Totally distracted and like only attack you the next round.
I want to reward you in some other way for natural 20, but I
don't know how you could reward me with my death.
Give him, give him an omen back. Dude, I'll say that.
Like. Even like your difficulty rating
against them because they're so recklessly going to attack you.
It's going to be lower to A10 next quarter.
OK, cool. You you have them in.
Your palm. You're hurting them, so to stay.
Yeah, well. They will actually be.
All five of them because there's two others who are just fellows.
So it's it's you guys turn again.
I'm I'm still. Trying to shimmy on under and
grab me some inkies and use my next set of teeth and okay.
I. Got a time?
You got a time? Well.
It's easy enough because you're right there with her.
Like she's, she's very slow and easy to hit.
It's she's she's literally Dr. attempt to hit and I've been
hugging those. Ankeys the whole time?
Yep, you keep gnawing at them like.
Dust pepper, man, I want an ice spring in your face.
Yeah, you see. That like the.
Goo kind of like, almost like acid washes a stain of of her
cloak for a second as she looks. Yeah, I've been all over.
This summer bitch just fucking click clacking around and biting
at her. Ankeys click clacking and snake
snacking. Yep.
She looks down. At you and you feel that
something very vengeful and then I'm going to look up and racing.
Just make a bunch of battle. Sounds all right.
Whatever crustaceans sound like, I don't know.
So Bruegel. You realize that that braless is
doing something. Even though he is attracting the
deer towards the altar where you're also standing on top of
the bodies, you are still somehow his his understanding
what you're doing and so how tall.
Are the Spears again if an average sized?
Man would reach his arm up, he could.
He could touch the tip of them. I feel like I'm supposed to
impale. The bodies on the Spears, I
think you're on to something. I'm going to.
Grab the thrall. Head and like slam dunk it up on
one one of the Spears. You pick up the head and toss
it. There's like quite a few
additional heads here too, as as they were like slammed
everywhere earlier and Sebastian was knocked off the sleigh.
Slam it on like a shish kebab. It feels weirdly warmed to touch
as you see warm blood dripping down the spike itself as its
eyes start glowing and the heads start screaming in pain.
Neat. All right, I know what.
I'm doing for the next three rounds.
OK, we're all going. To die so.
Bradley, you are realizing? That all of the deer are moving
towards the altar as you didn't move out of the way from it when
you started hurting them. And they start like desperately
from down below, just like trying to like stand on their
hind legs, some of them probably being.
Like hands. And some of their hips are like,
like human spines. So it's very like, janky and
stop motion, like as they try to bite and stab you with their
antlers and you can defend yourself. 6 * 6 yeah.
No 55. Times, that is, yeah, because
two or two arose, Sebastian killed one, and there were three
left D. 10 So all right, well. That was a 10.
That's nineteen. That's I failed once, failed
twice, failed three times. How dead am I?
3D Sixes. But you have armor.
Yeah, let's see. Oh shit.
That's 11. I'm so fucking dead.
How much are 11? Yeah. 4.
D4 so I only. Have three health.
Two. That's six.
That's 10. Do you?
Just take one. So take.
One damage. I'm going to say that they've
managed to. Pull you off the altar with
their teeth and kind of like get ready to like munched up on you
and I want you to obtain this picture of like how you how all
your training as an inquisitor. What does this look like as
these monstrosities are trying to rip you apart and you somehow
resist so I'm. Like just kind of rolling in the
snow and every time I stop, there's a there's a deer in my
way. I catch a hoof and I roll away,
catch another hoof, roll away. There's three hoofs getting
caught. There's there's.
Tongues. Intestines for a place with
children's fingers, bones exactly spraying on you while
you're in the middle of them and they do stomp you quite a few
times. So it is like it is a it is a
violent flashes of heavy hits towards your head and your your
undead body. You wish these bones somehow
didn't feel pain anymore. You don't think there was just
things? Yeah.
It's comma's turn. Fuck.
So roll AD four. I'll do.
AD. Four this time friendly 4 feel
like stops and. Looks at you, turns away from
you, moving towards Sebastian as she reveals these sets of teeth
that also have little antlers on them.
I bear my shark teeth at her. And you can defend.
Yourself if she tries to like, snap at you.
Oh fuck. I'm using my Omen. 12 that is.
Enough you, you, you feel like like as she's launching towards
you, a cold wind that's like almost like striking out of her
mouth. And you feel like you've just
evaded a fit of hypothermia as you jump into the snow and she
moves away from the stairs and now leaving it open and it is
your turn. Sebastian, is this where you run
away? No, I'm.
I'm. I'm still right at her Anky's.
I'm. I'm fighting for my life here.
I'm going to bite at her, Anky's.
I got a 2. Do I manage to at least touch
her in this scenario? Three to six chance, all right.
I like these. Little Sixers, we're getting 5.
What's that do for me? Nothing.
So you're like you're you're tossing.
Yourself like. Away from her, she almost grazes
the tip of your pincer, but close but no cigar.
That's usually how close for me. And approval.
What do you do? Another head on a stick all.
Right, this one. Screams just slightly more nasal
voice as also blood is dripping down its cheeks.
It's almost like a choir that's growing.
Sounds like there's more voices than the two heads that are
there. They're begging for it to stop.
Like a pain you have yet to experience.
You wish you, you hope you never did it.
Oh, sucks to be you you. Go off after another heads.
And that commas. Hatred is definitely not
directed towards you right now. Yeah, but I got this fucking
brain. Deer to deal with braless.
Yeah. I got 5.
Reindeer by. Me if you want to avoid.
Getting hit the next round, you're going to have to get out
of this pickle that you found yourself in.
I would like to run. And kind of spring off one of
these deer, not impale myself on, but you know, use them as a
springboard and throw my body into calm.
You're going to get a check in that case.
Oh fuck. That's a. 19, that's good.
That's a 19 alright. Son.
Take take it away there. Michael Jordan So.
I just run and I plant my feet like ninja assassin style just
bouncing off 2 deer and fly through the air towards coma in
full. Male armor man yelling I'm just
bones. I'm bones, but my bones are
heavy. Damn, I need to crash down onto
the altar looking down at down at the reindeer which are are
now trying to they climb on top of each other to get on to the
altar, which looks as cute and ridiculous and disgusting.
Yeah, the reindeer are trying to make it up help it as assisting
one another. And you see one of them as kind
of like body is up there, but it's head is like still down in
the snow with the intestines as it's trying to make a blind kick
at you. So it's still ADR kind to
defend. Browse.
Oh my God, I'm so good, buddy. No, I'm.
Sorry, why did you say? That.
Yeah, you had to go ahead. And Jason, thanks.
That's tonight, all right. And D4 damage minus your armor,
you're good. I negated it.
Yeah, it kicks. Into your armor, pushing you
backwards and slamming into approval.
Who's busy putting the heads on the spinners.
And yeah, you also hear that the infernal screens of victims who
will be in pain internally. And the other reindeers are
trying to get up the stairs, one of them going for.
Let's see, I'll say, like to get to you.
Two of them. Tried to have a go at Sebastian.
Two of them. Yeah, oh, Jesus Christ, it was a
12. Yeah, the.
Omens too. That's a six.
That's. AD 6.
Damage as it tries to slam its antlers.
You're broken. Hold on, I'm broken but.
He also touched me which is fuck.
I did two damage back to that reindeer but I am currently
broken rolling D4. Three in D2.
Hours you're going to. Die.
You're bleeding out on the last hour you have to beat AD 16
toughness to not die and on the final hour it will be a
difficulty rating of 18. So I'm unconscious and.
Bleeding out? Yeah.
How does this happen? One of them manages.
To. Slice me with their awkward Dick
gantlers or something. And I catch.
A venereal disease all they also they they also catch 1 for me.
Yeah, you're like, they start like.
Stomping and biting at you, Yeah, no longer can take it.
I. Go into like hibernation shell
mode just bleeding. Out.
In that case that. Leaves two reindeer left, who
are pouncing up the stairs towards Rallis.
Good, I'm. Good, hit the V6.
As it tries to chomp you with its finger teeth 2.
Minus. Two cancel it out, lucky or not,
and I only have two HP's. So did Karma did.
Karma act this round yet? No.
OK. D4. 1.
We're actually going to like, freeze.
It there as Roll me toughness check dollars 15.
You manage to. Restrain as you feel like it
feels like your brain is about to be pulled out of your nose.
I don't have a brain as you. Like.
Realize that your. Just bones and it's all fine,
actually. And I assume brutal.
Is jabbing another head on head #3 head #3 they're all
screaming. You're so close and there is one
spike electric what to do with your last term rallies so the
the spikes are. They actual like Spears or they
just they're wooden Spears, yeah.
OK, can I grab the? Spike with no head and throw it
at her. Can I Pierce her flesh with?
The spike I assume you could try it.
I would love to, I don't think. This is what?
Oh boy. It would make her very.
Angry and I hate her guts. No, you're the worst.
Person to have a. Live help improval with all of
this, but I'm not helping. And that's what I'm saying.
She wants the she wants the human head, and I hit her guts.
All right, roll. Guilty.
Nice. Fuck me.
That's a That's a six. You realize that the spear is.
Pretty frozen. And as you try to, like, pull it
off, you realize that your fingers are now frozen to the
spear itself, even though they're just bones as you're
like, OK. Who's turn now?
Now it is. The deer and all those guys
again, Rallis, protect yourself against How's that work when I'm
kind of. Frozen to this bowl?
Oh yeah, that's right. I'll.
Say it's you're going to have to be to 16 to defend yourself.
You might as well just get a 20, yeah?
You got to like, use your feet 13. 1913 So I take 2 All right,
let's see the. Damage of the roles that made it
so that's nine. Damage.
Hold on, that's six damage I can still survive.
I'm broken. I'm broken.
Again. Then.
Roll. Your.
Def safe. What's A1?
Unconscious for deep deform. Around so they're like they're
using a punching bag as you're standing there just like hitting
you like from all directions my my hands.
Are just frozen and I'm just laying their limp now as it
knocked you the. Fuck out for B4 rounds, you feel
it. All goes.
Black, as I assume you see Perugal picking up one more head
climbing on top of your shoulders.
I guess I have no choice. Yeah, and what do you say to?
Perugal before it goes black and she was about to plant the last
head on this beer. Hurry up and go fuck.
Up those deer. Everything goes black.
For you, Sebastian, you wake up and see that like almost like at
a cork, the lines on the reindeer are standing by each
side of the stairs as comma is moving up at the last head is
punctured by a spike comma. Look, I did it.
We're cool though, right? She looks down.
At you with confusion and I feel like the wind is like easing
down and she tilts her head but why?
Why subject? Well, I mean, you told.
Me to and I'm going to be honest, these guys were Dicks
can. We go firstly right now.
She like. Reaches.
Up again and kind of like you have a show.
Well, there is one more. Somewhere.
In that weird little frozen. Furthest frozen.
Wow, Winter terminal shelf. You can leave.
You can set for. Elsewhere now.
You see what like can I just come with?
You. She turns around and.
Like moves down the steps as she's kind of like ignoring you
and she just hovers down into the snow with the sleigh as if
the winter fades. Ralph and Sebastian you're
you're both kind of like getting to the altar at the end.
There's like Peruva is standing there looking for Calma.
I wake up. I was only.
Down for one round. Oh yeah, that's right.
Yes. You wake up like as Calma is on
her way away into the storm. Wait, don't leave me here with
them. And she fades.
Out of sight, just as you're like almost ready to like make a
blind exhausted punch out her. Damn it, Sebastian.
What are you doing? I'm sadly.
Clicking towards Prue Gold, hoping that she'll fucking fix
me out because I'm broken. Bleeding out.
What the hell am I going? To do, you're going to bash his
head in because. That's what she did to everyone.
Else I just. I'm just trying to signal that
I'm still. Alive I.
Pat you on the head. What's that, little buddy?
And so Pat. Jen.
You want a ration. You have fish, no?
There's no sign of Tunella. Unless the storm settles.
No sign of the cabin, no sign of the rift, no sign of anything.
Just a white homogenic endless plane of frozen misery.
But damn. It as you're standing.
There. Brutal.
And Sebastian, you're like gasping for water.
I guess you're you're trying to to sit up your old pulse free of
you feel so terribly lost as you notice that a large shadow
approaches with a giant step you he'll hear heavy breathing as a
terrible stench of dead flesh comes from above another.
Tidbit for my Stew, I suppose. And as a giant.
Impact slams into you from above.
What it all goes? Black.
At some point, you might wake up with the worst migraine of your
life, straight from most of your equipment, and the sound of
moans and rattling chains as it does.
I look at Braless and I say fuck you and I look at Sebastian and
say fuck you and then I point at Balmford and said that's going
to get infected. Well, Daniel?
Is there anything you'd like to plug here?
Yeah, black. Anthers is going to be out in
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you can also die in the snow in late September and October.
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Thanks so much for having me. We're glad to have you.
Daniel, it's been a lot of fun. It was a blast to play with you
again. Yeah, I know that this was.
A This was a blast. I don't know what I'm going to
spend my Sundays doing after this.
Too freaking cool. And I feel like it's mostly not
because I want to promote the adventure.
I just want to, like, play freaking play more of you guys.
Yeah, for sure. All right, I'm going to end this
recording. Because I have the this.
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No, this is not. I don't want to die.
Like this. I went through all of that, but
I'm patched up, right? Otherwise I'm going to die on
the way there. I had a friend in high school.
That would just carry bacon around in his shirt pocket and
just like randomly pull a piece out and eat it in class.
I have a friend. Who would put peanut?
Butter on his stuff there. Like that, it's me.
I quit the show. Those poor.
Dogs. Boner Reindeer.
Gangbang. That should be the name of the
episode so we can use Boner. That's copyright Ninja Board.