Greeting's kind of the. Out of the face.
I'm Cannibal Chris. I'm our GM and we're 3 deep into
the Dusk funnel. Who's coming with me?
Hello, I'm Levi. I'm playing Sasha.
I'm Thomas and I'm playing Rusik, who's?
High as a kite, yeah. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy
and I'm 3 deep into a Sixer. Halfway there, Inception.
And it's a me. Jake and I'm a playing this
fiend. Oh Lord.
He's ate it already. Yeah, he is.
He's too deep. I'm Nate and I play Screech.
Oh, I have four wives. Give Flail deep.
So you guys are deep in the dust funnel so far while we're
calling it the dust funnel 3 deep 312 actually kind of are
actually. This is your third room down.
So yes, so yes. This room again is completely
filled with these weird holes in the ground that looks like
they're being used for sleeping or storing bodies.
You're not sure. Some of them are occupied, One
of them is headless, one of them is has a corpse with its legs
hanging out I think. I can't remember if he got out
of there, but Spind and Rusic are still high on powder and
Spind and Screech both have the blood Cough where 5 miseries
deep and if you're curious as to which ones they are, it's
24641416 and three two so look them up.
They're all bad. They're all bad.
Yeah. So you guys know you're looking
for some powder and I guess that's sort of it.
You're to what extent is on you guys, right?
That's pretty much the sitrep exits out of this room there.
There's still a shaft in the ceiling, but the broken spiral
staircase in shambles below it. But also there's a narrow
corridor leading out of this room into the dark that Sasha
was going to leave, remember and didn't so.
She's playing with the aggro. Yeah, he actually was.
He literally was. It gets through.
So that being the case, what do you guys do?
Rusig is very enthusiastically tossing this room to try and
find more powder. That's a great idea.
Give me AD 6. That's a one.
Give me AD 4. That's a poor.
You're looking around this room looking for some powder.
You're kind of Jones, and you're feeling yourself come down a
bit, I'm sure. And you see one of these people
in one of these tubes, with all them tubes.
From their perspective, it probably feels like a tube.
But you see, it looks like he's sleeping.
Dad, you're not sure. He's unconscious either way,
eyes closed, and he's wearing this little pout, little satchel
around his neck. Yeah, Roosing is going to just
reach over slowly down and just kind of grab.
That OK. What did you roll in that D4
again 4/4? OK as you grab it, you snap the
string around his neck obviously, and obviously I
assume you would, and you hear a jingling.
As you do, you open it up to see there are 4 silver inside.
I turn around, throw it across the room, and continue, like,
looking around. You hear the jingling, you.
Oh, you guys, the rest of you hear that and you see that that
satchel just disappear into one of these holes.
All these fresh corpses look freshly itchy and I'm gonna
scrounge them while scratching at them.
OK. That sounds good.
Yeah, we'll move to that as that coin flies by.
You see that? Just I'm.
Looking for sugar too. I'm I'm currently in the throw.
Right, right. Sugar, you do that, you're like
clung at this guys. Bald head that's like about.
You have the itchiest of the heads.
Let me get that off for you. You're about the right height to
to, like, just be standing there at this guy's head that.
I don't need this no more as. As far as how deep they're in
this hole, think of like a person buried in the sand up to
their head. You know, that's sort of what
you're seeing is just heads. And that's only the true because
when you swung him at it like a club, like you just felt like
that made sense at the time either way, So you're doing this
and he wakes up immediately. He's just screaming bloody
murder and let me. Grab your itchy tongue and I rip
his tongue out. You rip his tongue out.
Give me a strength test. I imagine that, like, roosting's
in the background of the sushi. Yeah, cried more.
Straight to yourself. Cried more.
They're always like, mumbling to himself.
Yeah, just mumbling. Just we need more of this, but
more. 16. You.
Yeah, you grab this guy's mouth open as he's screaming and he
just. Pulls his tongue.
Yeah, you need to wipe out of his mouth.
And blood just like pouring out of the mouth and you steal the
body. Go limp from the bloodshed.
Probably cruel. You died of me instantly.
That's pretty strange. But yeah, he did, apparently.
I would want you also. But you notice around his neck.
Give me D6. OK, two.
Not around his neck, but necessarily his body.
He's wearing a leather jerkin. Well, me not want this.
I guess I go scratch another body up.
OK, so you go looking for another body.
Anybody else doing something here?
While they're doing that, I'm actually going to start scooping
up some of the mud and start packing it on my body, noticing
that all the other people that have come at us have been
covered in mud. And if we want to blend in, or
at least if I want to blend in, I'm going to start packing mud
on myself to kind of blend in and kind of like, hey guys, we
this wouldn't be a bad idea. You know.
Fuck, they didn't answer you with all that mud on there.
You want me to help you with that?
No, don't fucking touch me, OK? And I, you fucking weirdo.
I don't know what to say. You know, I I took a little bump
with that good stuff and everything's so scratchy.
You look perfect. Though, yeah, maybe you should
fucking settle down. You smell it like you need an
itch. Tommy, stop playing with the mud
and help me find more. Hey, hey, no, no, Rusik, I.
We'll get you some fucking. Where's the bright?
Boy, don't see shit if if we fucking blend in with the
fucking natives, we could get more powder for you.
What we need to do is blend it with the fucking natives.
Get in there, infiltrate, get the shit and get the fuck out.
He does speak the true, true, you know.
Tommy, give me AD 6. OK, it's a four let.
Me. Give me AD 4.
OK, it's a four, OK. You're as you're scooping mud
off the ground, you find a skeletal remains of an animal.
Oh, OK, that's it. Look familiar?
Or I mean, not really. Does.
Kind of. Animal or.
It looks like it may be a mole thing.
It's kind of moleish. You're not really sure.
OK. Oh, I hope it's not the copy,
but I don't. Know what about Screech and and
Sasha? What are you guys up to?
I actually think that covering ourselves and mud is a pretty
good idea. OK, so as Community Six then and
Screech is also sees he sees Tommy do this, he's like, yeah.
Smells Like Team Spirit 2. Two, you you notice as you're
scooping up mud and you're like, you can't.
There's not where you're standing, where you're looking
around you. There's not as much mud as the
Roseburg Kevin is or what Tommy was, probably because of who
knows why. But you're like you notice that
the guy in one of these, the tube right next to you, is just
caked in mud as well and it's wet because of the IT looks like
they're about belly button deep and like water in there, like a
sludgy water. And as you so you're like
scraping it off of him and you notice, and to put it yourself
and you notice he's wearing just a leather jerking as well.
We get a definition of jerking anyone.
It's like a leather. Vest.
I think. I think.
It's the best, yeah. But somebody with a computer
for. Like a tunic type?
That makes sense. A leather jerking it.
Goes over a. Short close fitting jacket.
Oh. So it's like a leather jacket,
like a tight leather jacket, like it's like a leather blazer.
I can scrape mud off of it and fucking get the fuck away from
this dude. Then that's fine with me.
I I've got a shirt. His his head like flies back and
he's snoring. Oh.
They're fucking hard sleepers. Something de dress this man
here. I'm not looking at de dress him,
I just. I need to de mud him.
You undress him with your eyes. As as you went back it out into
there too, to scrape that stuff, it just smells like a like a
like a blue room. It smells like an outhouse.
Spirit, indeed. Sasha is going to smear herself
as well. OK, give me these things.
It's just Sizzle. Hopefully saw that they're
leather jerking. You have to describe it if I can
find this. Hopefully this helps me blend
in. I'm glowing like a lollipop
here, or whatever that is. Lollipops don't glow, Levi.
Everyone's Oh my God. You find as you're like graping
mud off of this pile, and you notice that you thought it was a
rock, but you realize as you're uncovering it that it seems to
be like a cast iron bomb. You know, like the old Acme
bomb. You know, like the cast iron
bomb. There's not like a fuse on it,
right? Oh yeah, it's a long one.
OK 'cause he's a fucking fireball.
Yes, he is. I'm not on fire right now.
Yeah, Aren't you always though? I'm.
Glowing. Oh, he's glowing, right?
Now I'm glowing right now. What's your like?
What kind of he put I? Cannot hide, you know.
It's like a smoulder. OK, right.
Is it the eyes? The the luminescence.
Yeah. I'm sure this will be handy in
the future. Just going to roll that along
with us. How big?
How big is it? I would say.
The size of the bowling ball fits.
Yeah, that's that's. A good That's a big fucking
bomb. So it's D10 damage to all
creatures within a radius in feet equal to the damage roll.
Oh God. Damn Rugos.
Jesus. Equal to the damage roll?
Oh man, there's not a lot of precision you can use with that.
This is one of them. Open a door and shut it quickly.
Oh yeah. Yeah, So, yeah.
So with all this mud covering and looking through, is it been
enough time to, like, catch our breath or whatever?
I would say so, yeah. You guys aren't.
You guys are kind of just milling around in a way, you
know what I mean? OK, God, can we heal from this
even? You guys it.
Has to be a potion for us, right?
You guys can't heal when resting, period.
Fuck this game. Focus.
Powder. I've got a couple potions well.
I do also have the anal beads. He has.
Anus Turdwad. Gave them to me.
Do you remember? Yes, I do.
But yes, I have. I have the sacred beads from.
I don't know how. Much, you know, spin.
So maybe hold on to your potions.
Hold on. You're able to be I'm.
Not going to. I'm not going to poke any of
them up. Up you.
Yeah, there's no way. I I'm at 4 out of seven, but I
think. I think spend will be fine.
He did all that Yoda shit earlier, He did.
Do all that Yoda shit earlier. No, he did.
He was a high though. I mean, so who knows what it
really looked like. He's perspective.
It's dope. But from your guy's perspective,
he was just stumbling around mumbling, Yeah, he really killed
people though. That's.
True so. So you said we could get the
benefit of taking like a rest right now.
Yeah, I would say so. Like the one D4 if you're not
inspected. Or blood.
Coffee, blood, coffee, blood. Coffee.
Please. That sounds good.
So we're going to take one more turn to try to find some powder
from. OK, what a what?
A what? A Samaritan.
Give me AD 6. He just knows the signs of
addiction. She also wants to take it.
Are they? Oh.
I take a hit 4. Give me AD 40.
No three. You find skeletal remains among
this mud. More mole bodies.
This is useless. Something to have a sad aura
feeling crowding around the group.
And I look at Rugus Rusik. Dyslexia.
Real right now. Real.
Real.
Yeah, we're not finding anything more in here.
Well, hey, hey, hey, Rusik. Just take a second.
Take a breath. You.
Can listen to. Like.
No, no, no, no. Bitch or.
Whatever. I don't fucking care.
I'm going to start walking towards.
One of the doors I'm going to grab, just take a break and
scratch your toes or something. I could help with that.
Rusik, you take off towards the the narrow corridor and as you
do you're starting to feel your heart, just like racing.
I'm. Going to follow him.
Yeah, there's a panic going on in the mind and you start to
feel like the effects of it waning a little bit.
I don't know. We'll go as far as that right
now. You know when we're going with
it, but like I. I just.
I want to give you as much as chances.
Well, why? I don't know, but.
I imagine at this point now I'm like starting to catch my breath
and just kind of. You don't look so good, buddy.
I I I don't. I don't feel sick.
Here, have some water. Sit down.
Fucking take a take a second to. Yourself to fucking.
It straight but no what no I I. Gotta do, I don't know.
Tell me what they do. Let.
That little troll touch. Me.
No, no, no, no. I got you.
I got. You this before.
No, you haven't seen anything. No I've seen.
Lots. And I tilt my good eye at them.
Which one? I think it's the left.
Brown one. Rusik will reach up and like,
flick his little ear horn. Oh God damn, it said No, you're
going to get all the mud in there.
I just got to see her clogging it.
As he did that, I feel like I spent.
Some honey mustard, just like. We're going to.
Honey mustard. But you know what it really is?
You're crazy. I'm going to go find a dark
corner and try to fix my ear ear canal thing.
My ear. Horn ear infection.
Fucking kids mess with me all the time.
Drink some fucking water. Settle down, Rusik.
We'll get you some powder. Just you're not looking too
good, bud. You need to fucking get your
head straight before we go on and well, do whatever the fuck
we're going to do. Yeah, no, I just need more.
I understand that. I get you.
We'll we'll get it. But drink some fucking water and
settle down. I can't have another fucking guy
die on me. It's so soon, that's why it
hurts. As he says that.
It's a really. Sobering statement.
And you feel come down, you crash hard so much that you're
taking eight damage here, right? Because you gained four hit
points. Temporaries.
OK, so And what's your current hit points at?
With that short rest, I was back up at 5:00.
OK, so 8, you're taking your -3. So yeah, he says that you kind
of sober up. There's that weird, like, mental
zoom out, and then heart stops. He just claps.
Oh. Boy, when you said.
That I'm like, OK, come now, so. Like, yeah, it's basically
rusing, like looking at Tommy nodding.
And then there's one final dip as he nods, yes, And then just
falls over. Dude, were they close?
We didn't get to know him well enough.
Were they close? That was like those two were.
Close. That was the last person that
Tommy knew in the group besides. Yeah, I feel like Jimmy Dean was
like they'd known him for maybe a year and they're like, he's
all right, but oh, fuck. Well, yeah.
Well, I'm gonna kind of pull him off to the side.
Or actually, is there one of those little tubes that's empty?
Yeah. Oh yeah, plenty of them are
empty. OK, I'd say they're like a
portable. Kind of drag him over in one of
them. Be like, I'm sorry, but you were
fucking. You were good for the family and
good for us. Good to me.
You were one of the good ones, as I'm rifling through his
pockets trying to see. What He's not in.
Real. Good to you.
Yeah. What does he find?
Thomas. I still had 70 silver a crowbar,
5 torches and three days of food.
Get loaded. 5 torches. And a sudden, brand new fatal
drug addiction. It happens.
Then you just drop them into one of these tubes.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna slide them into one of those, 'cause
you know, I'm not just gonna drop them in there.
There's a boy, yeah, yeah. OK, Yeah.
You just slide them in and he just like because of the like
the the height or the depth of these things, his feet hit and
he kind of slumps a little bit. But as he does, his head goes
below the the the surface, the floor level, and his head kind
of tilts back and with his dead eyes wide open, just staring.
OK. Please will you poke him down?
That's disturbing. Please don't fucking look.
Hey, hey, hey, Give me a. Fucking second to let my say
goodbye to my friend. And I'm going to take Uncle Raz
off my shoulders like Uncle Raz. Keep an eye on Rusik for a
while. Maybe he'll come back.
Who fucking knows. If not, come find me down the
shaft, OK? With that scream, a couple of
these people wake up. Oh, good, because that's fucking
loud and it just carries through the chamber and somebody wakes
up. Who wakes up?
Thomas. Oh shit.
Oh. Shit, I mean.
We're in this place, full of these nondiscript bodies.
One of them could easily be you, you know.
An individual who has both of their eyes have been replaced
with smooth rune stones. The blood is still weeping from
the sockets and with like broken rotting teeth.
And he's like, I was trying to take a nap here.
Oh, great. Another fucking.
Mon. Oh yeah, another fucking asshole
decided to wake me up. And that wasn't me, friend, but
you look very itchy, your eyes so shiny and itchy.
Here let me help with that. Shiny and itchy.
Don't, don't. No.
Don't. Don't touch.
Me just come here a little closer.
I'm in a problem. Don't you dare.
I'm in a problem with the pole and try to get him loose from
this cocoon. Oh my God.
Oh shit, that's. Good.
OK, before I ask for a. Roll for that, because that's
going to happen. Who is this guy?
What is his class? Give us a little something.
This is Quill Knock. Oh God.
What Quill? He's a villain, Yep.
You can tell by the name. He is a profane survivor.
That makes fucking sense. Yeah.
OK. So you're trying to prod at him.
I just. Want to shake him loose?
What is your Agility score? -1 -1 so you're shooting for an
11 to hit him in the face? That's 11 on the nuts.
God damn. So the 14 total?
Yeah. Yeah, you just like you're
trying to poke his gem or his stones out of his eyes.
I. Poke him right on the crook of
the neck and shake him a little bit.
Try to wedge him out of there are.
You going to call that damage? No.
OK, you're not trying to damage. Trying to get him out and get
his eyes out. Just trying to jostle me a bit.
Yeah, OK. Fair enough.
Yeah, you stab right in the side of the neck with a stick.
Come on, would you please like all of your your itchy?
Eyes. Just drop them.
No, they are permanent. OK, fine.
What can you bring to the table? Maybe you signed on with a
little bit of gold for Old Uncle Spind here.
He's a lost cause. No, I keep walking.
Which one? Don't listen.
Don't listen to them. Fair enough.
Sasha will explain later, but you are.
Welcome to join us on the. Outskirts of leaving this place
kind of like third wife did. The outskirts of leaving this
place. Yeah, if if it's going to allow
me to catch up with the cultists, any like gestures to
the. Sir, your hands look very itchy.
Eyes. He's like that did this to me.
Right, I changed out and I pull out my.
Follow you anywhere. I'm going to pull out my spare
eyeball and you want to maybe trade for your itchy 1, this one
fresh. One just like backhand it so it
just goes like fine. That was for near sight.
Now I only have farsight. Thank you.
Spend is pissed.
And I'm gonna follow fucking Tommy and the rest of the.
Group screeching them. Okay you.
Fucking kids all over. Again, wait, so is Quinn
Lockless, survivor of like, a cultist like sacrifice?
Yes. Oh, cool.
When you said that, I was like. Oh, we we.
We may jump back into that. I love it.
It's pretty good. I was just curious when you said
that I was like if you. Survived the next room.
Yeah. So the five of you lit by
Sasha's eyes. I think right now his.
Bald. Body, I think.
Oh, so it's like the old vision where either just like a white
yellow thing, just a glow. That's what I'm picturing a.
Big Glow stick. Yeah, a big glow stick.
So you guys go through this narrow corridor and it opens up
to another large chamber, about the same size as the one you
just came from, but no holes in the floor.
This room, though, is a total pig style.
Just everything, just everywhere.
Tools piled haphazardly in no discernible order, mostly
shovels, pigs, other digging instruments, several dozen
wheelbarrows in various states of uselessness.
A lot of them still the soil. Wow.
I feel very well comfortable in this place.
Reminds me of home. Very nice.
Fucking gross. You also notice a dark corridor
on the other side of this room that looks like it's kind of
sloping downward. Also, you notice a spiral
staircase, much like the one you destroyed in the previous room
going up. Does that one look just as
shitty? It does.
It looks shoddy the the word that is used.
Close enough. So is this like the Powder Lab?
I don't understand. This room, I'm trying to put
this, if you're looking around, you're like, this must be where
they throw their shit, you know what I mean?
Like their tools and whatnot. Room OK.
So I restoring them that going further down is where we're
going. Oh, you know they always want to
say to get the deeper what as they once was told by a very
long time friend who turned out to be Spin's lawyer.
Actually if you have problem, Spin knows guy.
He gets you out of it. Screech.
No big deal. Tell you do what you don't talk
much, Screech, You know that. I handle my own litigation.
I keep moving. Fucking Christ, I don't
understand his accent. Maybe different dialect?
Maybe he doesn't want to fucking talk to you either.
Nobody else wants to talk to me and Tommy.
This is. You guys known each other for a
long period of time? Yes, I would say.
Really complex back story fucking.
Yeah, that's the best. Guy to say you too fun.
Anything in this room jumping out aside from just random tools
and bullshit? No, looks like it's exactly as
we described. Nothing that looks itchy.
Actually, give me a presence test.
Anybody. Everybody.
Had natural one. What does that get me?
Nice. Nothing at all.
OK. Hearing loss, I hear, is no
affected. I also got a natural one.
Also affected? I'm just kidding.
No, you're not affected. I rolled The Dirty 1.
Oh God, what is? Happening.
Did anybody roll anything good? I.
No, I got a six. All right, never mind all.
Right. I don't think this is the place.
No, this is a mystery. You're right, Sasha.
What? What's this guy deal to?
To spin like he's leaking from his ears?
He's. I've been here before, maybe.
I can't remember. Finn has been around for a long
time. He's been around the block.
Oh, you could say that. Oh my gosh.
What's your deal, Glow stick? Although he's a goblin, let that
be known. Same as Tommy.
Oh, Yep, Yep. Yeah, Also.
And this guy's not human or something.
I'm a level 1 apprentice for an element.
Yeah, whatever those words are supposed.
To be I tried to tell you, you signed up as Finn.
He got you. Look at Sasha.
He's we. Got you in a good deal.
That's how I level up. He wants to get to that Level 2
bracket where you get to live, a bit of timeshare, a nice little
plot of lamb. I'll give you a deal better than
what he got. What a douche.
My sister got caught up in one of those type schemes.
I haven't talked to her for six years since.
Well, it sounds like your sister was a fucking idiot.
I don't know. Zombie's walking off down the
corridor. Look looks at spin, looks at
Sasha, and just like follows after time I.
Tell you what, Sasha, Weird did clowns.
All of them. They don't understand.
What about you, Screech. Screech.
Oh, he's fucking gone too. Yeah.
Yeah, the first one to go, you guys are heading down that
sloping corridor, right? You're not going upstairs, OK?
I figured. So you guys.
Head on down this sloping cavern corridor and these natural caves
brunning with these weird bulbous fungi.
Water streams down the walls and the the air is thick with
humidity in here and you notice like, it's just branching and
branching. And you guys are kind of just
taking, I mean how you used to know which way to go.
So you guys are kind of just going as they take you.
You notice these strange fibrous mushrooms shaped like eyeballs
the size of pumpkins, growing in clumps throughout the caves.
Fucking wonderful. Right.
Now how the? Powder is branded.
Do we just sing it loose or what?
We're gonna. Smash it up until it find us.
The first wife told me all there is to know about.
Shrooms and shaking let. Me tell you.
So yeah. Yeah, you know who else I think
might have something to do with? I've been eyeing your pipes.
Screech. You maybe, You know.
You know what? Law is right, I'm going to
gesture towards the wall with my stick.
You, me, me and Sasha, we maybe we sit.
We take a little break pipe. I'm not going to have sex with
you. Fair enough.
I don't. Yeah, fair enough.
I fucking. As he says that to you like your
high goes away. Yeah, I'm.
Coming down. OK, that brought you right down.
Shut down. Shut.
Down. Buzzkill, I'm going to I'm going
to grab a bunch of these shrooms and stuff them into my backpack.
Oh sure, hold them all for yourself.
God, my fucking fingers hurt. As you as you grab one this puff
of spores like a myth from it, give me a toughness test.
Wonderful. Natural 20.
OK, That's why I wasn't going to be rolling with you fucking
losers. No way.
Yeah. It smells mouth watering.
You get that sport in your nose, you yeah, you know, like this is
going to be good. You're ready.
Wonderful. I'm I'm just going to toss a
bunch of them in my my bag for now.
OK, give me It's AD 8. That'll determine how many you
end up with. All right.
Besides the pumpkins. Oh God, yeah, two.
OK. Yeah, maybe that's the new 4.
Yeah, so you got two big old pumpkin sized mushrooms.
The shapes of eyeballs. Oh, yeah.
Oh. I know squeeze all that talk
about sex and now this. I don't know how to know if I
want to walk with you no more. You just get so excited.
I. Push them over God.
Damn it. What's your Agility?
+3 Yeah, give me strength 15. You your hive just wore off, is
it still +3? Oh fuck no.
It's plus one. OK.
Strength Dr. 12 I mean. Just wore off.
That's bullshit. I don't know why we're doing
this. It makes no difference.
Yeah. Then it's 17.
Yeah, just floored him. But as he does, he hits.
One of these these these mushrooms like, it's like it's a
pillow like you got and give me a tones test as these spores you
see it disappears into a solid 4.
Shit. Toughness, you say?
Yes. Dr. 10.
Oh, ten. Oh, you.
Got a 10. I got a 10.
Oh, it's a soft landing. Smells fungal.
Delicious. What about the other three guys
here? I'm going to grab a mushroom and
I'm going to start mashing it down into.
A punching it pretty. Much, Yeah.
Just into like a powder. All right.
So as you do, you just, like, punch it?
Like, just shoot a bunch of it, Yeah.
And it just like launches this powder.
Give me another. Toughness test here 10 You guys
are trying to get the failed business.
Oh, that's a natural 20. God damn, sounds good.
As like that. Spore dust settles, you see.
His face is just caked in it and it's like kind of burnt on you
because of the heat. I imagine you kind of emit.
I'm really going to enjoy this after the break.
Hey. So, Sasha, you're staring at one
of these pumpkin mushrooms. Yeah, I'm grinding it down.
You're grinding it down? Oh, yeah, Yeah.
What are you gonna do with it? I'm.
Gonna snort it. What the fuck?
OK, these other two kids. She thinks it's.
Powder. She thinks it's where the powder
comes from. I'm going to ingest it.
OK. What is wrong with these?
Guys, I don't fucking know. I wanted to get on their level,
OK? Give me a toughness test.
And since you're like going directly with it, that Dr. is
not going to be a 10 anymore. It's going to be let's go 16
because that seems like to be like that and not have it affect
you. You want this?
It's inside you now. OK.
To two it wouldn't have failed regardless.
Give me AD 4. 2. What does it happen?
Oh God. And then AD 3.
What is what? 1.
So you are overcome with paranoid rage.
For the next one hour, everyone becomes a threat, and your
delusional state convinces you that you're the only one who can
save the day. What does that mean exactly?
So everyone's a threat, but I'm the one that can save the day.
You are a little. Like if we go against you and
you're trying to save the day. You're the hero in this story,
yeah, and the rest of us are just.
In his way to. Attack them.
That's what everyone do. I.
Do I have to, like, watch my back?
Oh, they're out to get me, OK. How do you?
Perceive that as Sasha. Yeah, everybody.
Everyone becomes a threat. I understand your.
Delusional state convinces you that you're the only.
One this game, I got it. All right, my brother.
No. My mother.
And Levi knows how to play a game.
We're fucked. OK.
So were you guys close enough? OK, we were like, there's got to
be sports everywhere. Oh, right, right.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'll just say Rusik, but wait too soon.
Ouch. Quidlock and Tommy both also
give me those Dr. 10 toughness tests. 15.
Nice natural 20. Nice.
Oh. Yeah, so you're just you're just
digging it. Everybody's normal.
Yeah, everyone's pretty except for one.
What are? You looking?
At you're right, they seem to be going from smoldering to pissed
off. What's What's up your butt,
buttercup? What's staring at me?
I'm not looking. At it I'm.
Barely looking at you, one eye is drifting to the left.
As always. Yeah.
Keep on drifting, buddy. You're here.
If anything, you're the bottom of the pyramid.
Remember spin schemes? I'm.
Trying to move up in this bitch. You got to get out of my way.
Yeah, you are moving up right on my list of getting the fuck off.
The scheme train give you a little bit of rope and you go
and hang yourself and you're nuts all at the same time.
I warned you Sasha. You can't be doing this shit
testing your own product. Just get out of training and.
I'm going to push him over. I'm going to push him over.
Oh. Great again you're.
Going to push him over, yeah. I'm going to push with your
agility. +1 OK, Yep. So Dr. 13 to push him over.
That is a 19. 19. Just floors them.
Do another. Oh, in the mushrooms, Yes, yes.
Yeah, this started working. 22 OK, give me AD 4.
OK, it's. Gonna be good I.
Swear this is not me. This is the mushrooms.
Yeah, OK. OK, what I say Yeah, say that it
really time happens. 4/4 Give me AD 3 33 Overloaded neurons fry
your ability to tap into the more ethereal aspects of your
corporeal existence, and you lose your use of powers and
omens for the next three hours. You.
Know, you know what? So, so I feel kind of sad about
life right now, so I'm just going to fuck off, OK?
Good. You know what, Jill?
Yeah, you're right. On your sword or some shit.
OK, I'm going to take this 10 foot pole and just shove.
It up. Your ass, yeah.
Right, this has been a rough day.
I'm out. Of here.
I'm going to look back at Quill. Not going to be like if you want
to go back to your tube and go, I don't fucking blame you.
What is wrong with you people? Sasha.
Is just. Walking down the next corridor,
she's gone. She's out of here.
Noted. I I get it.
This guy is like your your human trash can or whatever and you
just dump all of your negative shit on him.
I'm. Just going to open my mouth.
Up, Yeah. But but her her issue I.
I spit over my shoulder into his mouth.
You're already gone, I. Came back.
I came back. Yeah, I already noted it.
It's been noted, motherfucker, I noted.
I mean, I assume you guys need a light source, so you might want
them. Yeah, you did leave them in the.
Dark. Sorry, but yeah, you did leave
them in the dark. Note my rune eyes allow me to
see in the dark. Oh, also, you're not really in
the dark, but you're acting in the dark.
Yeah, yeah. Also, Tommy looted his friend
and got 5 torches. True.
That unlit torches, of course, lighting those motherfucker.
But so. You're going to follow the the
the strange one or stick with this strange one.
Why? Why is everyone?
That strange one. Oh yeah, creepy man in the
shadows. Thank you.
Screech What do you think? Good point.
I'm going to follow. Sasha, you're.
Going to follow Sasha. I'm just going to follow Sasha.
OK. Anybody following Tommy, I'll.
Follow Tommy. You all are.
Yeah. Well, that's the end.
I'm going to dejectedly follow after everyone I'm I'm in the
back. OK, I got you.
The whole time I'm just, I imagine.
Like that sad walk and just like dragging his pole behind him.
Yeah, I'm holding out on the very tip of it, so 10 feet is
just dragging behind me. And this whole time I'm just
peering randomly over my shoulders.
Of course. Picking up speed.
How are you? You you see occasionally.
Out for long stretches because you guys are, you don't know
where the fuck you're going, but you're like winding through
these tunnels and stuff. Occasionally, during long
stretches, you see around like the last corner, you'll look
back and you see Tommy quit. Tommy, you freaks.
No, no. We're a fucking team.
Get back here. What the fuck is your problem?
Well, Carl, up your butt and diet.
You OK? That's.
Fair slowly look at Tommy like. I was right in front.
Of sick. Fuck.
I was right in front of you with nothing.
I didn't do nothing. Sasha, give me AD 12.
Oh, good. I like to roll.
What's up? That's.
AD 20, by the way. Oh yeah, OK, good.
You're good. I get mixed up sometimes.
Hey, same brother. 7. Same brother.
You're just power walking through these tunnels like you,
like you know where you're going, but you don't just
there's a ton of rodents like you're like, wow, that's all of
my rodents. Like they don't really give a
shit about you. Power walking through here being
a torch and all. Even also give me a presence
test. Dr. 16.
Yes. Is this for like things hiding
in my vicinity? No.
OK, because.
That's a good question. OK, good.
I think that's some kind of boon to that.
I rolled the two. You rolled the two.
OK, Yeah. So you, you, you continue to do
this. Obviously, Tommy, you're kind
of, you can see where he is usually just due to the light
that he emits. So like, even though he, like,
you can't see him directly sometimes, but you see like like
a like the glow around the corner, you know what I mean?
That he's emitting. So yeah.
Are you, are you keeping on his heels the whole time?
Are you trying to. I'm trying to, yeah.
Are you trying to catch up to him?
That's the question. I'm trying to catch out to calm
her down, yeah. OK, I like the idea of an
agility test. You know what I mean?
You're trying to like you're trying to catch him.
You're power walking. So what's your agility modifier?
We'll use that as a Dr. 1. A1 So a Dr. 13 and you caught
her. It's a 17 + 2, so 19.
That's nice. So yeah, you catch up to and is
everybody else, like hot on Tommy's heels?
That's my question. Is everybody just like power?
Walking through this place to be trying to catch sauce, he's
really goofy to me, just. Enough effort to keep him
insight, OK, And since I don't need additional light, I'm just.
They're good. Yeah.
You don't need what he I'll. Be up there with Tommy, though.
OK. Yeah.
I suppose you guys are trying to keep in the light or you know,
OK, so very cool. So everybody pretty much caught
up to you at this point, Sasha. I mean, you could, you could
attribute it to. You're being very short.
Can't move the quickest. I'll make the most distance
rather. Where the hell are you going,
Sasha? You.
Keep your distance and stay away.
No, no. No.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What? I will keep my distance.
I just want to know where the fuck?
Why are you running off right now 20?
Paces stay back. 20 paces? You can't count the height.
First off, really settled down. She's shaking her sword at you.
The sword that talks shit to you.
You fucking piece of shit, both of you.
Oh, of you. Did that sword just talk?
Yeah, it's a complex back story. Oh yeah, we already did that
bit. We did.
That one already. I hate to say this, I don't
know. Look, you don't need to be
running off without the rest of us because you're going to end
up fucking dead. I mean, that doesn't sound too
tragic. The only thing that's going to
catch me Dance. You guys stay away.
You're going. To kill me, he means it.
I do believe that sword is not helping any maybe.
You should put it back in its sheath it.
Has. No sheath.
Oh, great. So it's just a broken condom.
That's why it's she's so fucking feisty.
What? What?
Because it only hears you
understand. You can't.
It here. Only picks up wherever you bring
the sword. It only picks up the bad things
it hears and spits it out all in reverse.
Oh, you're carrying this thing around.
No wonder why you're so sad all the time.
Sasha, come now. Stop this foolishness.
She's going to just start Sprint.
Sprinting. Away, sprinting him, trying to
get away. OK, you're.
Trying to kill him. I don't know how else to say
this. She is acting very strange.
Maybe we just trap her like rodent.
What do you say? She's very short.
It's like hunting small. Game if anything.
I know all her. Tricks give me ADR 16 presents.
Mauled by rats. Four, right?
And then the D12. 9. So you run into this open
chamber and you see this, this small dog, really scruffy, just
growling at you. Give me.
A2. D6 reaction.
Is. Her name to Walt?
No, no, Maybe We don't know what's name.
Yes. Seven or five into two.
It's growling at you. It's not like aggressive, but
it's like defensive. Stay you.
Stay away from. Me, it just kind of stops
growling and just kind of. Walks off.
Good, that's what I thought. What's in this room?
That and now Tommy and your friends.
Yeah. You.
Quit fucking running off, I swear.
You know. You're going to get fucking
lost. Tommy Bean, you are the only
other goblin here. I'm going to just refer to your
your decisions on this one, because these these humans are
just they're fucking strange. I do not.
Yeah. No, no, you're not getting too.
Late. Now, I mean, we should be
sticking together and doing what we're supposed.
Well, I mean, I. Don't spend just on vacation by
the way. Half form we talked about this
other time at camp. Yeah.
No, no. Well, no.
We'll talk about your grand plan later.
Later. Sure.
A lot. Later.
Yeah, a lot later I might look back at Quill knock.
You sure you don't want to go back to fucking take a nap?
I mean this is. Like, I don't understand your,
like, obsession of following this woman.
Like, she obviously doesn't want to be around here.
So, like, if you really care about her, just just let her go.
I mean, isn't that the story like that, that if it's destined
to be, they'll come back? Oh, he speaks.
I like what you are saying. I do.
Yes. Me, that's first wife said same
thing. And then the first wife.
Yes of many. I I will tell you a story if you
want. Yeah, yeah.
Hold, wait, wait, spin. Get ahead of self.
He just come down from bad withdrawal here, so we should
probably catch Sasha. She not quite herself.
I've seen Sasha do many things but be leader she is not.
But but why? Why?
Why catch her if she? Well, we have, you know, this
way spin see it. We have two ways go back where
it come from. Broken.
You know, fucked. And this way where she ran.
I mean. Did you run off again?
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh, OK, I thought. Maybe.
Oh God damn. So we can continue conversation,
but Spint does feel like lower level.
She still makes silver I need to keep.
You know, retirement fund coming, so Spint probably going
to go help. Sasha here did.
We strike up one of these torches, like one of them, at
least. I assume so.
I assume. I mean it's on Tommy, but.
No, nobody's. No, we can't.
Oh yeah. Oh, oh, wow.
So much brighter in here now like.
It just happened now, right? I.
Mean maybe as. I'm carrying out the sack with
all this shit in it. I'm like, Oh yeah, by the way,
and fire up the torch. Very cool.
I do have poison. Maybe I could shoot her, put her
down. I mean, you got to catch her
again. She ran up already.
Which reminds me, present sets DRA 16.
Oh no. 11. D12.
I need to just walk. Well, I wouldn't change it the
whole time. Another night.
That same dog. You think it's the same dog.
It probably is. It's just looking at you.
But give me another 2D6 reaction.
Maybe change. Who knows?
Fuck it. Just.
Or is barking and you guys, the other guys all here barking
coming from the direction that that Sasha ran didn't sound like
it's that far away. We should probably help your
friend. Yeah, I guess so.
She's just figure it's not in this shit.
Or of employees. And friends, to be honest.
To you, yes. That's what Spin says.
So screech. Butter ups and turnips and
peanut apple apple bottom jeans and whatnots.
Screech. Yes.
Fuck fuck. I will figure this out.
It's too bad that Spin has forgotten.
Journal I'm. Going to start walking down the
the corridor that was actually normal.
If you just say I missed that, that's important.
I I, I see you people are insane.
Like I said, you can go back and take a nap.
You don't have to stick with this.
I know I need to find these cultists.
OK, that's what you're going to pay.
So cool. Well, that's staring him in the
room. Deal with the insanity.
I don't know what to tell you. It's what I do.
Yeah, look where he's at. Just.
Echoing through the chambers. Oh, sure, he talks to them, but
not spins. Spins.
Trust He's trying so. Hard Quill Quill knock at that
point. Also starts laughing with
Screech at that point. Just.
No more in the shadows. As you guys are laughing to
another voice, it's one of those powder head dudes, right?
Comes out of the into the torchlight.
I got no arm, no hands on his arms.
It looks infected. Oh my God.
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There's such a boys club. You were.
There's so much just like deep contemplation in the way that
you looked when he said that you're just like, yeah, like
way. Yeah, he's like, you know, I
like. To think about the striations,
the variations between the flesh.
Going to fucking throw up. God Catata.
Catata. I can't remember what it's
called marbling. Get that.
Roast beef marbles? No, it got it got weird.
Now tan those wizard. Sleeves I hate.
That wizard's lips, Is that what you said?
Wizard's sleeves. Wizard's Sleeves.
Wizard's Lips is way better though.
It's so dry and craggy. Wizard.
Yeah, exactly. You're doing to see a doctor
about that? Wizard.
That totally looks infected. What are you?
Dude, we're going to be ahead of the game.
I what we're going to have. Four of them. 6:00 we'll have.
Seven maybe. 7/7. Buttholes 70 sounds.
Like APBS kids. Special Shut the Fuck Up 7.
Butt 7 Grown Men Buttholes, Dude, that's.
The count. He's like Poke.
Hungry this. One wants a kiss with it.
And this one's angry. This one's really Roy.
This one's crying. Too.
Slowly, weeping. Not.
Far enough keep. Going man.
And this was what this is what it sounds.
Like, no longer on this podcast. Well, it's nice knowing you.
To this, to the, to the. All of this.
This one has a cough. You have a light bulb in it.
This one's got an idea. This one has a sneeze.
Cough in my mouth, he's. Like.
This one requires resuscitation. I got some.
Snitch. This one back in his home.
I hate those. Oh man.
They get roped into that. By the way, has anyone lied to
me yet? Who knows?
No. No.