Greetings come and welcome to File to the Face.
My name is Cannibal Chris and I'm going to be AGM as we maybe
wrap up Church of the Worm. It's possible.
We'll find out. Hello, I'm Levi.
That's it. We actually say the names of our
characters on this show. Do we?
You don't know yet. Oh, the what we do?
That's a spoiler. We don't know yet.
Oh. Fuck, that's right.
That's right. That's true.
I'm Thomas. I'm playing.
We met. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy.
Oh, fuck. God damn it.
And I'm Jake, and this is frustrating.
I'm Todd. I.
Haven't eaten that play, Screech.
Let's. Let's fucking.
Let's go. So the five of you, 5 of you, 5
of you, well, I guess six of you include Beltrone and seven of
you if you include the dog that we did mentioned in ages whose
name was Baggy was. Left at the house with that
other cultist that we chopped his foot off of.
Oh. OK, well, he ate that guy, I'm
sure. Well then, it's still 7 because
of Peltrun's sword. That technically counts.
Yep. Thank you for making me correct.
You're welcome. I wasn't well, Gul Dobbs.
Not with us. Our cart.
Yeah, well, we'll see about that, potentially.
Who knows what's up with that. But yeah, allegedly, he was left
with that rescue. Mission.
Yeah, who knows? He's worth a ton.
Probably. Anyway, so the five of you stand
in the transcript of this this shit covered Church, The Sestine
Chapel, a murder worm freshly killed by Todd Ward.
And again, you were taking apart this makeshift barricade
blocking the door to another one of the room in this Chapel.
So what do you guys do? Well, if we're on barricading
this door, do we continue that? Yeah, go ahead.
I think last time you did it, you were completely interrupted
by a murder worm. If you're intending to do that,
give me a strength test. We're going to drop it down to
Dr. 10, assuming you made some progress.
Already 17. Nice.
Todd's a strong boy today. Yeah, you pull that apart.
This strength test was to prevent taking damage.
Fortunately. Oh, good.
From a lot. And then you notice a lot of
this wood is splintered, but you're somehow stronger just
thinking about, well, your bones.
Yeah, right, Bones are hard to splinter.
Well, no, that makes less sense. Anyway, the bones split their on
their own, but you uncover A doorway with a weird silk flap
over it. Fancy.
You know what I mean? Like, And this silk flap.
I don't hear anything behind it or.
This silk flap is completely covered in writhing worms.
Oh, OK, little ones, But it's like, complete.
I'm I'm going to reach out and see if I can't, like brush them
away a little bit with the tip of my sword.
OK, you managed to move a couple with the tip of your sword, but
it doesn't really, you know, it's not like it's clearing it
off. There's so many that you're
doing this all day. They.
They don't seem agitated. No, not really.
They just move as little tiny. Worms, I'm gonna try to peek
behind this thing. OK, so as soon as you open this,
this flap and look in, you get this immediate slight bitter
Tang in the air. Copper.
This low level scratching, squirming noises from coming
from the silk that you see in this chamber, this sticky silk
threads everywhere. I guess it looks like some kind
of room is completely filled in with silk, as if it's a cocoon.
And give me AD 4-3. You see, three cultists, they're
not the same as the ones you've seen.
They they're they're different. They they look like they're
covered in these, like silk robes.
Very similar to the silk in the wall, almost identical silk in
the wall, and it's hard to determine exactly where their
limbs are and where their silk ends.
OK, I turned around to the group.
They haven't noticed me, right? No, they're they're engrossed in
what they're currently doing and they're they're licking the
walls, just stimulating these little silk worms.
And they're they're they're in it, too.
I'm going to, I'm going to look at the at the rest of the group
here. I really don't know if we need
to be in there, but they seem preoccupied if we wanted to
creep in and take them out if. You look back, you also notice
across from them on the other side of them, rather across that
chamber. Another little silk flap, but
it's more of a circular spiral. Like a sphincter.
Kind of, yeah. So it looks like it opens up.
Yeah, great. Never mind, there might be
another pass pass. Also, in the area that you're
currently in, you notice that this Chapel goes on past it on
both on the left and the right, that there are actually a couple
doors that you see on the on the right wall on the east wall.
One of them looks like it's barely hanging on and the other
one past it looks sturdy. Well, we much.
If you just go with the with the your first instinct and let's go
check out this wall sphincter over there, over there.
Fair enough. Do we what?
Do what do? What do you want to do about the
others you could send Beach. Are you?
How are you looking?
Do you? I can't remember if anyone was
injured. I seem to be at a four out of
seven. Seven, whatever that means.
Should we take a minute and sit out and maybe drink some water?
Let you heal up a little bit before we go.
I'm going to look around at the shit all over the place.
Do you have fresh water on you? Because I'm not drinking
anything often. Pull out of water skin.
Nice. You have the water skin.
Well, I don't. Mean to break this to you there
to add word, but since you've joined My Bone family, we don't
really give it any sort of benefit from.
It Oh my God, God, this is the worst.
The worst. I mean where?
Are you going to store this? I don't know, I've only been a
skeleton for for a day. A day or two or.
Two a few. A few.
Yeah, Pardon. Determined sometimes.
Like start? Just relax.
Just try to center yourself. Tommy's going to put his water
in the satchel and stare at the two skeletons bickering and
like, fuck me, Right. OK.
You also notice that you guys are standing around, and you
know because a lot of you were, you're seeing the area on the
other side, on the West side of this weird silk room.
You notice another door off to the West.
So in other words, there's this central silk chamber.
There's two doors on the East End and one on the West in the
hallways. OK, after I put the water skin
back in I want to pull out because as per my class I have
trip wires. What I'd like to do is go to
each one of these doorways, set up trip wires in the doorway so
if anything comes out or if we bring any attention, it will at
least hinder them so you can get the upper hand on them.
Gotcha. Yeah.
Yeah, I like that. Doesn't say anything about a
role. Do you want me to roll anything
to do it? No, no.
That seems like something you could do given the
circumstances. Fantastic.
Then I'm gonna scurry off and set up tripwires while the phony
friends are. Now see, that's the kind of an
initiative that we need in this group, this group.
I'm not sure what we're going to do at this point, but maybe
swing the left around to the West at that singular door.
We can peek in there and check out the sphincter of silk.
What do you say? You know, he's kind of setting
up a perimeter. We can just relax for like an
hour and just kind of catch our breath, get collected and then
get ready to start punching people in the face or whatever
you monstrous people decide to do.
You mean a nap? I love naps.
Yeah. And I pull out my blindfold.
Of course, off in the distance again to the South, as those
people just reveling in shit that you saw, they're still,
they're kind of in the distance because this place is very
large. Yeah, this place is real
comfortable. Yeah, I've been known to sleep
through a lot, canonically. In shit.
Well, this is new but. It's a mud bath.
Tommy, as you were, as you were stringing up trip wires, you
noticed the door on the West is a lot different than the other
two. It's a it's like a stained glass
door and a lot of it was shattered, but you could see
through it, obviously, and you saw that the room on the other
side was completely stained glass.
That's where the room is, completely stained glass.
Yeah, the stained glass. The walls are, yeah, the
exterior walls, clearly an exterior building because you
see through a lot of these broken pieces of glass, the
outside of this or I guess the inside of this giant earthen
chamber that you guys are in. So it's like.
Do I see anything inside there are?
You going to go in just? Yes.
OK, so you open the door and immediately you're kind of taken
by this slight smoky scent. Multi colored light fills this
chamber and smashed glass under foot.
Your character wears shoes, does he not?
Yeah, I would assume so. I assume so too.
I'm a goblin, not a monster. Yeah.
As you walk into this glass Crunch is under foot.
Give me a You're going to search for something, right?
You're going to see what's in here.
I'm. Just going to, just going to
look around, see if there's anything.
Can I sneakily do it? Absolutely, yeah.
Give me agility then. All right.
That's a 19 on the dye plus one. So that's a truck stop bathroom
20. That's about as 30 as it gets,
baby. Give me a presence test as
you're in here. OK.
That's 17 plus the one, so that's 18.
OK. You kind of you're looking
around this chamber, it's it's pretty empty.
It looks like perhaps there was maybe plants growing in here.
You're not entirely sure what this room was for, but it's
mostly broken glass. But you do notice that there
seems to be some kind of chunk of glass that was clearly not of
these windows. You look as you approach it, you
see that it's a a key made completely of stained glass.
OK. Is it a large key or is it just
like key size key? It's, it's it's between the two.
It's not quite like Mario carrying the key in Superman,
you know, Super Mario World, but it's and it's, but it's not like
a key you can put in your key chain.
It's, it's. Like a like a jailer's key or
something? Bigger than that, yeah.
Kingdom of Hearts Key. OK.
Yeah, I'll pick up the key and I will put it in the satchel and
go back to the group unless there's something else that
catches my eye. Yeah, as you put it in your
satchel, you notice because you pick it up and you put it in
there, it it, it rattles as if something is inside of it.
And you can see through this glass, even though they're
pretty heavily colored, you see that there's something, the
shape of the key inside of it. OK, I will.
I'll still put it in there and I'll bring it to the group.
OK. Other than that, basically
nothing of interest was in that room.
OK then I will go back to setting up trip wires and then
as soon as everyone's figured out what they're doing, I will
present the key within a key. I'm just trying to get a bump in
health if if that's possible. If not, then fuck whatever I'm
doing. No, OK.
No, you guys, you're fucked. You guys try to take a little
bit of the sit just to be able to catch your breath as you guys
do feel like the the shit, like the castings around you just
rumbling as one of these murder worms, the same worms you've
seen just come shooting out at you guys.
I'll see how this is going to. Go roll initiative.
You fuck, OK? He hungry. 5.
Five. That's you guys.
What do you guys do as this thing emerges?
Bop them all with my Saber. I fucking poke it as soon as I
see you cresting. You don't want to try and like,
enchant it with your magical flute again.
Shut up, wee mutt, wee mutt, Grab a lesson wee bickering.
So give me a Strength Dr. 10. 11.
OK, that's a hit for sure. Hell yeah.
Oh, D6 for this 5. Minus D2. 4.
Nice. OK, so yeah, you whack it.
It recoils in pain, but it doesn't change its course.
Back in your whole shit, worm. About the rest of you.
I'm going to follow the suit and attack it with my my tomahawk.
OK, Dr. 10 strength. OK.
That's a three. I'm going to open that.
That's a 17, so 16. Nice.
All right. Yeah.
Give me damage minus D2. All right.
That's AD six. That's a 3 -, 1.
So that's two OK points. Yeah, you slice into its ribbed
skin. It takes a majority of the blow
and it doesn't seem to recoil even from it, just skin being so
thick. And yeah, I heard it, but it's
it's still good to go. We met seeing now that there is
multiple targets is going to try shooting the worm.
I swear to God. That's a three.
Come on. Fuck.
All right. Give me AD 2.
On A1, it's Todd. Word on A2, it's Oh my, it's
Tommy. That's a 2.
That's Tommy. Jesus.
Roll your damage. Maybe you should just take that
thing and point it at yourself. Do us a little.
Favor 5. Five.
How much you had armor, Tommy? I do I have D2 armor?
Oh my God D. Two.
So that's two, so I take 3 points.
Yep. Did that kill you?
1. Jesus.
So why don't you guys explain that?
Oh my. God.
Yeah, so basically Weemut lines up that shot and he thinks he
has the worm completely lined up right as Tommy steps in front
and just gets an arrow right in the ass motherfucker.
Whose side are you on? Weemut.
Stop moving in front of my
arrow. I'm going to pull the arrow out
of my ass cheek. Drop it, OK?
That. That's not going to fucking
stare at and weem it. What a shrug.
What about Screech and the random weird guy played by Levi?
That worm still alive? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
I took the blend of that damage. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Yup. I fucking turn from We met on at
this worm and I'll fucking slice out him masterfully.
OK, let's see it. It's if I was born to do so.
That rolls in 8. It was by design.
I was hoping you can't. You can't be that that confident
would be that wrong. Absolutely.
No, I missed. Yeah, what do you what are you
hearing again? Like a big ass fucking hammer.
Yes. Poker.
And Lucer and Hammer. Also, this is another day, so
you could find another flail today.
Or whatever it might be, yeah. Yeah, I I know.
I just like. I like having a decent weapon.
It's. Pretty good, yeah.
Yeah. It also has like a pretty good
passive ability as far as I remember.
I thought I filed it down. I remember you doing it, yeah.
Can't you, like, have more than one flail?
No it it replaces. It it it, it disappears as soon
as I do another one, it's yeah. Yeah, you you like confidently.
Like after after eyeballing we met there too.
You confidently turn with all your vengeance into this worm
and just just into the air. There's nothing.
Yeah, yeah, It's harder than it looks, it looks.
You pull the hamstring? Maybe too.
That lunge was really confident, but really poor form.
What about this guy won't tell us his name?
It hasn't come up in conversation, OK?
You have to converse. There has to be a conversation,
yes. Well.
With the audience, Hey, like here goes name is this anyway?
I I guess I would seen that everyone's struggling to do
things. I would go after him with my
broad X. Hey, I'm going to struggle too.
Go for it. DR10 Struggle.
Club. Dr. 10 Strength Fuck Struggle
Club, indeed The four on the dice.
God. I will cramp in your.
Foot. I'm shocked we have come this
far. Yeah, me too.
It is. This thing's turn and I feel
like the person I did the most damage to.
I'm going to go with egg roll. It was no.
The rest of us didn't hit him at.
All. Of course you're not right.
Tommy did what I. Mean.
I mean they. Technically did more damage than
we did to it. It thinks you're on its side.
You're an ally, and you might actually be no, so it won just
for Todd word. Motherfucker.
It's more of a double agent than fucking sword, lad.
Mouth wide open so agility DR12. OK, did I use an omen I?
Don't know, Did you? That's what you didn't remember.
How many do you have? I have one written down.
How many are you supposed to have?
I had I started with three. I think I might have used two
though, so I. Mean we weren't.
We're not too far off from dawn. Yeah, it's.
Probably true. It was when we showed.
Up here I. Didn't been in that long.
I want to say you guys have probably been in this building
for not even an hour. Maybe two hours, Maybe I.
Mean we fought a single worm. Otherwise, I still thought I
still haven't really did. Much so.
Yeah, OK. Then you have the omen.
I have the one Omen, then I have we play the other game and I get
fucking shit mixed up all the time.
But. I don't trust myself.
That's the problem. You're.
Like I'm gonna line this up like that's like what you think.
Like I. Reduce it so I can yes, so I can
pass. OK.
Now erase the one that you. Have.
Yeah. Yes, I would love you.
If I had. Oh, there it is.
Now we're remedying this situation.
I remember during I take my don't.
Sorry. Remember after, don't you
Remember Me after? Anyway, OK, so yeah, you
succeeded. That justify your omen usage.
What happened? You see this things lunging at
you like I'm not going to get out of the way?
What's happening? I'm thinking I'm not going to be
able to get out of the way, but I also remember that I'm a fresh
new skeleton immediately as it passes like through where I
would have dodged and probably gotten hit.
OK, yeah. Yeah.
You're like I'm frozen. Fear.
And it predicted I would jump and I didn't.
Oh, OK. That's pretty funny actually.
Yeah, you see it like in in mid flight, it just like wig it off
to the side. Yeah, that kind of makes kind of
makes sense anyway. Yeah, it's an omen.
It warps. Funny you guys roll initiative,
Yeah. Go for it, Tom.
Got a what? One.
Right. Thank you.
He is. Fuck you, Thomas.
So this thing, realizing that he couldn't hit the skeleton, goes
for the little goblin man and no.
Thank you. The well so Agility DR12 all.
Right. Oh God.
I believe in you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
spend an omen. Now let.
Me. Get one left, OK?
Started with a lot. You killed him.
He's dead because of you. That's eight.
That's an 8. Wait, give me AD 10.
He's. Got armor?
Yeah, he has armor that might say very low.
AD. 10. For damage.
Yeah. It's a six.
Oh my. Fucking.
Minus, minus. You've won hit point, right?
You can use your last omen to reduce.
Yeah, that's true. Different role.
It's a different role, yeah. Yeah.
Oh. My God, you need to roll at
least two on this and then fucking two on the armor.
If it's your only chance. It's your only chance.
Yeah, you know what I mean. So it's a -?
D Six damage, Yeah. Oh, that's a six.
Oh my gosh. Holy fuck.
Yeah, tell me what happens there.
I this thing. It's about to sink its teeth
into you. It is like inches from your
face. Oh fuck.
I am going to see that. It's gaping, toothy.
Ma is coming at me, and I'm actually going to leap.
Forward and have it bite behind me.
Oh, I like that. Who is directly behind you?
Oh, I mean, I feel like Weemut's back there, but his distance is
always so far. Weemut, but good.
That that's fair. I I if it was up to me like I I
guess this is up to me. But like if I was to just like
pick who things are attacking man, we need to have a chance.
However, realistically he. Needs to.
He. Needs to feel some.
Pain. Well, no.
The realistically though, this worm and you guys are all up in
his face, he's not going to be like a crossbow guy worm.
You know what I mean? Yeah, so unfortunately, you're
real smart with your crossbow. Yeah, that's why Melt lived so
long. That may be true.
Anyway, that's its turn to you guys.
I would like, since I'm pretty much right up on it, yeah, I
would like to fucking hack at it again.
I like. I like the idea of you two like
lunging forward to get out of this way and then just back
swinging. Nope.
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
Disengage with your one HP and runaway.
Disengage. What game are you playing?
That's a 12. That hits.
Yeah, it's ADR 10 to hit him. Yeah.
So -1. So that's 11.
It's AD 6 damage. That's four.
And what's the D2 armor? D2?
Yep, that's a one. So three points.
OK, it's with. That with that slash I would
like to GTFO. Yeah, yeah, you feel you don't
even you don't even see the connection either.
But you feel like like it's sunk in real nice.
And then as you walk off to it, you pull.
Sorry, go ahead. No, no, no, no, no.
I realizing just a issue of my own.
You said it was Dr. 10 to hit. Yeah, I hit that motherfucker so
bad last time. Did you?
Yeah, 8 + 2. Oh, you did then.
That is true. Well, well, that damage, it's
fucking kill it. Could have avoided some other
bullshit. Sorry, boys.
No. What was so?
Roll it back. Yeah, maybe it was like one of
them subsonic hits. It just dies from a heart
attack. 10 damage. Second.
Masterful damage. Yeah, just kill it right now.
It's fine. Everybody's alive.
Fuck him. Yeah.
So I guess just reverse. No, no, no.
The. No, as as it as that fucking at
his blade sinks in from behind. It just drops dead from a heart
attack from Screech earlier. It's.
Like kill Miller style. Blood clot.
You hit all the pressure points and his heart.
Exploded. That's why I'm so confident.
As he as Screech hits, it kills it.
It's going for the mouthy attack on me.
I roll out of the way slice it don't.
It's already dead. It.
Works already dead. That works very well.
Yeah, that's pretty good. Fuck, that's funny.
OK, yeah, Fall's dead. Oh boy.
OK, I do believe that we cannot just sit around anymore.
So whatever Koon's going to hatch next, we should keep
moving. You stay in the middle of the
pack, we might. Well, I'm going to take about
10. Minutes.
Fine. Take your 10 minutes, take your
10 minutes and then and then we move, we move.
OK, OK, I want to get some of the set points back.
Was it drink water and D? Catching your breath is D4,
Yeah. D4 OK.
And so the skeletons just get it for resting.
I'm going to have to eat. I'm going to point that.
To. Fire, boy, over here.
I'll take it. You got the rehab back?
I got 2 back, so it brings me up to three out of four.
Oh, that's. Oh, that's.
Great. That's better.
And I'm gonna point to point that exponentially.
Better. Levi here, 'cause I don't know
his character's name. You flaming boy.
Flaming boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do anything other than the fuck time, right?
Hi, I'm Sasha. Or my friends call me the Bright
Lord, Bright Lord. Oh God, God, thank.
You. If I.
Yeah, Sasha, Sasha, yeah. Yeah.
Sasha no. No.
Sasha. Sasha.
Sasha like a dog's name. Sasha, Sasha, you have.
It's a family name. OK, OK.
Better than wet, Linda. I mean wrong podcast.
Shut the. Fuck up.
Shut the. Fuck Porsche.
The wet Linda. OK, so we've got trip wires on
all the the doors. Yep.
Well, other scaly friend, where do you where should we go?
I believe we had for that sphincter sphincter.
But I want to know if a fireboy over here can actually do
anything worthwhile. You shoot flames from you, or
can you blow up these cocoons as we walk by?
I I don't understand. How does?
The bright Lord have to entail with.
I haven't really tried lately, you know.
You know, I've just been. I've just been kidnapped and
thrown in two piles, yeah. That's how I got here.
I got here. That makes sense.
Makes sense. Maybe start doing some of your
fiery stuff when these shit things explode.
If you want to die too, yeah, well, I could totally do that
for sure. What does that mean?
I don't understand. You'll see, I say.
We just punt them in the next room and let them go.
Go. Is it?
I'm not keen to people touching me, touching me.
Understood and I take a step back.
Just go in there and do you do whatever weird stuff you do?
I'm good. I'm good.
That is the most reasonable, reasonable answer to that
fucking. Yeah, I never met you guys
before. Ever.
I just tried to kick you into a room with a bunch of people.
I don't even know why you're here.
Here. Why were you here someone?
Threw me in here. Oh my God, yeah.
Yeah, I got a lot of bullies up top, OK?
They just threw me. With this wide.
They can't handle this heel. This.
You know what I mean? What I.
Mean. All right.
I'm going to pack up this kindergarten troop, and we're
going to try to sneak through this other open, silky room to
that sphincter, the silk one. So as soon as you push into this
first room, we're trying to move past these, these three
servants. Whitely like we belong.
Right. They immediately turn to you.
They're like, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's like constantly pushing. You saying this?
It's like kind of forceful though they're like, they're
like, you can tell they're. Not I'm a hands off kind of
person, OK? No, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm on a. Yes, yes, yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And endlessly you guys both, well screech them, have the wall
sphincter. Oh, OK, give me agility.
That's a natural one, boys. Oh.
The. Sphincter eats you.
No, no. So we men tries to like sneak
past these these people as they seem to be engaged with Todd
Ward, Screech and Sasha and yeah, yeah, OK, it's cool.
But we men trips over one of these people's silk dressings
and just face plants into these worms on the.
Floor. Oh, I thought he was on
Facebook. Yeah, like creeping along.
And that's just. And then as soon as you you
crash into the ground. The one the one that you tripped
over turns the look and just no. No, no, no.
No. OK, Simon.
Down. Slow down.
Fucking use my twist of the arm. Shit.
You doing your turn? All right, We might fucking roll
it, I swear to God. That's a four.
A4 OK, that is you guys. Very nice.
Do they look beefy? No, OK.
Do they have weapons? It's hard to tell.
They're mouths. They're mostly just like like
really WAVY fabric, but normal people wearing them.
Very thin people. They look like the cultists,
sort of. They're very clean though.
All right, Screech has got his hand up and out at these guys
like fucking Chris Pratt and slowly grabs his fucking hammer
thing. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Yes, Yes,
Yes, yes. Yes.
And fucking ghost ghost is strike.
I love it, do it and it's just a normal DR12.
OK, we'll see how it goes. No way, buddy.
No way. You get.
That's a four. That's a four, OK.
You see, it sees what you're doing.
Obviously as you do that it just it dips like off to the side of
matrix. This is cool.
Like a raffle? Flowing of fabric.
Yeah, like a Raptor. Clever.
Girl. Damn, that's pretty good.
All right, who's next? Shit.
I'd like to go for the one that Screech was going for, I
suppose. Look at.
All right, so as it's doing it's.
It's matrix dive. Just just fabric flowing silk
and you're. Calling me for help you.
Just got there with this tomahawk.
Yeah, that's exactly it. That was a 14 on the dice.
So you nailed it. 13 Nice that hits give me damage and.
That's five points. And subtract D2.
As you notice, they have that same kind of like ribbed, wormy
skin that everybody else seems to fucking have.
That is 4 points of damage. Four points of damage.
Nice. You bloodied this thing.
You right through its chest. You see, like you as you pull it
out to just start bleeding this black acre.
Who's next? You guys are a really violent
bunch, aren't you? Say that those are going.
I wait patiently, for we must turn.
Calculated, yeah, yeah. Calculated we've it on the
ground shortly. We've it stands up and then is
there a cult that's not currently engaged with somebody?
Technically. Let's see.
The One is engaged with. They're all married.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, the one. The One is like thinking up
they're they're One is engaged with Tommy and and Screech.
A real love triangle. Come on, one of them is engaged
with Sasha and one of them with Todd Word.
And I'd like to think that it was just kind of switching you
as you're coming or knowing you as you're coming in.
Then I would say that that's probably the one that you
tripped over. So sort of engaged with it, but
not really. It's more on and off.
I'm engaged. Congratulations.
Oh, it's not using. Different words gauging my luck.
I'm going to go ahead and assume I'm not that attached to Sasha,
so I'm going to shoot at the one that's fighting him.
Oh, wow. OK, well.
We just met. He's.
Got up here if I hit that guy. That is a 15 oh.
You hit the right guy this time. You like me, don't you?
OK, that is 7 damage. Minus D2. -1 OK 6.
Nice You. Where were you aiming with this
thing? Right around like head, torso
area as it's like going towards Sasha.
Nice. Your crossbow bolt then goes
right through it's throat and it's not dead, but it's like
bleeding heavily out of this throat wound.
It's not dead though. It's fucking close though, and
you can tell it's yeah, it's doing that.
I knew I could do it. Someone has to believe in you.
Todd, word, you're always left for initiative this side.
Did I do things? And the ones on me, No, you
didn't do anything. That's right.
Yeah. Where are you?
I guess I'm engaged with this one guy that just got shot in
the neck, so I'm going to hit him with my brother.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, I love it.
Go ahead. OK.
Oh yeah. Damn, that touches with a 14.
OK, give me before you do that. Ah, give me AD 2 fucking.
Mechanics. Wait a minute.
What's that mean? I got this stuff.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One. OK, so yeah, don't even worry
about the damage. As you slice up this thing, you
chop off one of its arms and it just continues functioning as it
was you. You cut off the arm that wasn't
grabbing the crossbow bones in his back.
Oh. And it's just wriggling.
Yeah, it's still just kind of doing that.
The the severed limb is just undulating on the floor like
it's doing the worm nerves. I don't like to be touched.
Please stay away. So it didn't kill him.
Space. Please.
You'll figure that. I'm going to, I'm going to use a
twist of the arm. I'm going to use my power on the
one that nobody's touched and is currently after me.
OK, Yep. So it's a fresh weirdo.
Please so. Slaughter.
No, I I holster my Saber and I go and I put both my hands up
and I go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No. In response he You like nods,
you know nods. No.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Like I do. Like hands and open hands and
open hands. No, no, no, no, no.
No, your fingers in DUAC, they're clearly.
They're clearly trying to push you out of the room and then.
Also, and I'm going to rotate with him and then start pushing
him out of the room. No no, no, no.
No, no, no, no no. And when he gets and when he
gets out of the really my shut the door, that's.
Give me strength, that one. That's.
Another one. So it is another one.
And so as you're trying to like turn them right, you go that 18,
he's got his back to the door and then he's just you're you're
you're kind of pushed like him forward, but he's still pushing
you And so you guys still did you rotating.
And then as you get to the point where your back is to the door
against 360 to how you started, he just shoves you really hard
and you fall back onto the ground, No?
I I just shrug at him from the ground.
That's. All you want, man.
Our real initiative. I guess.
A weird fight, Kevin. Real initiative.
OK, wait, wait, Did they have a turn?
No, they did not have a turn. That's a.
Great point. That's a great point.
God, So that one then. Now that Todd word is on the
ground, that one just whips with his with his one of his arms.
It does like a windmill with it, but the silk just whips hard
right where you are, however you have a chance obviously to.
I didn't think this was. Agility DR14 since you're laying
on the ground. But I'm good on my back.
Let's let's see. Let's.
See. Oh yeah, he's good.
Oh shit they are. 17 yeah, just. Roll out of the way as they hits
where. You.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
And it as that. As that silk lash hits the I
guess the silk floor of this thing, it just rips it open.
There's a bunch of worms who just lift some shreds.
The other two, the one is bleeding pretty fucking hard,
but it it's it's like the initial reaction to it getting
hit in the throat was obviously a panic, right?
It's going to die. You cut his arm off and then
it's like when that happening to that happening to it moving now
regained its composure. And with that arm that's holding
the arrow, it pulls the arrow out, throws it to the ground,
bleeds a bunch, and then whips it at Weena.
Fuck, you hit him. The room isn't that big, so it's
pretty easy for anyone to get. It's agility of four and I have
no more omens. OK.
So you're just taking it, That's going to be D4 damage?
Not that much. Is this the first time you got
touched? One No.
I was at 9 of 11. 9 of 11. And I took a point of damage on
dot Net 8. And then the other one was hurt
by Tommy. Couldn't get these people to mix
up. Oh, it was OK.
So that one then swings around and gives Tommy the lash as
well. You're told agility gives him
the lash. Give him the lash.
That's 19 so. Nice.
Truck Stop 20. You duck, duck, Definitely below
it as it just passes overhead. What about the rest of you?
What again is you guys? Oh, that's an issue.
Yep. So, Kevin, go ahead.
OK, it's a 5. OK, that's you guys.
So this guy that I chopped the arm off, he's not dead yet.
No real fucking close, though. He's on death's door.
I I want to hit him again with my broad axe.
OK, go ahead. I don't hit him with my broad
back. No, you think you're hitting
him, but it's just like the silk fabrics and you slice some of
them off and anybody else. Are we all waiting for We Mitt
to shoot one of us? Probably.
I'm like, in the doorway, on over, elsewhere, right?
Well, I would say that you're probably laying in the door, you
know, you're on the ground. Yeah, you probably rolled up.
Yeah, you're right there. In the ground.
You're on the ground rolling, then I'm going to try to try to
assist. Onward.
OK, going to dash through the through the fray and help pick.
Is a 13. Are you on agility for that,
then going to dig through that or are you just picking him up
off the ground? Oh, no.
I was shooting at the guy that was chasing him.
Oh, you're shooting? The guy?
Oh, yeah. Helping him out.
I thought you're picking him up off the ground.
OK, I got you. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. OK, that makes more sense.
A 13 that hits. Six damage.
Six damage. -1 so 5. Five damage.
Nice. Yeah.
You shot him right in the back of the head, like he's not dead,
but like fucking should be. You can see too in his eyes,
like, just like oh. My God and I scoop up.
I scoop up a pile. Of worms from where he ripped in
the ground, and I throw him at his face.
They they hit him in the face and it's kind of it.
Is he blinded? What is he like?
Blinded. Does this help with my fucking
shit or what? He's probably blinded.
To get out of the way, yeah. He's probably blinded by the the
thing that went through his brain.
I'm. Going to do that and and stand
up. OK, that's it's just sort of
solving the wound, I suppose. It probably doesn't actually
like do more. Oh my God, that's you guys got
screeching. Tommy left, I believe.
I'm going to look at Screech and be like you me.
I'll just shrug and then just like, twirl this fucking thing
around and go to crush this guy's skull.
Look. At the one with the arrow in his
neck pulled it off his neck rather.
Or the one that was in his head. Or the other guy.
The other guy. Assume.
OK, Yep. The one that.
Oh yeah, you guys are hanging up on it.
Never mind. OK.
OK, we'll see. Oh, absolutely 18 + 2 truck stop
20. Yeah.
Does that make A1? Bad.
A fucking lot, Lizard one. Maybe.
There we go. One damage minus.
Oh yeah, it's absorbed again. You you swing with this, the
blade edge or the axe head of the of this hammer, because
there's what's that hammer and an axe.
I think so. And you swing that in just right
through fabric. Again, they're relatively hard
to hit because it's hard to tell exactly where they are.
Yeah, they were tough in the Matrix too also.
It's like how Batman's Cape works, you know, You kind of
can't tell how exactly where he is because of his form that that
creates. Screech You swing through the
target, not at the target. No one to talk.
What about Tommy? Tommy's going to swing up with
his tomahawk at this guy or the worm silk guy.
OK, I missed. Again, just fabric.
There's their silk servants for for clarity's sake.
Yeah, they're clearly due. They clearly were working here.
They're working here, right? The one then, Let's see.
It's kind of between Screech and Tommy.
Give me AD two. You need to really try and aggro
in a while. So just we like give me AD 2. 1.
That's I guess in the order of our thing.
That's Kevin. So give me the agility test,
Kevin, I was about to say, Kevin.
Oh no. That's a that's a natural 10.
That's a lot, Lizard one. That's a lot.
Lizard 1. The Natty 1.
Can can I help Kevin? If you have an omen to spend, I
have. 3 Omens. Then what are you doing?
Spend them. I just met these guys.
Fair enough. That's true.
Are you spending one to save his life?
If it will, I will spend 1 to help him.
OK. This might.
Not. You might need help.
Yep, yes, that's the only one. Oh, it's seven so.
It's better. It's not, it's.
Not the worst. Double damage, It doesn't really
make it. Survivable.
It is survivable, that's true. So give me that D4, That's all
it is, and you have D2 armor I believe, right?
Put a stress on my heart tonight, Kevin.
You could survive. So that's a one on the D4.
So that just soaks. Wonderful, yeah.
You're welcome. Yeah.
Thank you. Did you notice, like you were
terrified of this incoming silk glass?
But he clearly didn't have like the momentum or the form correct
when he was doing it. So it just kind of like lays
across you like a towel, like he like he rat tailed you but kind
of failed it. A lot more shit all over you.
Well, this room is surprisingly clean, except for the blood now.
But it's very white in here, except for the blood and you
guys probably tracking shit in which may be what they're pissed
about. I I don't blame him.
Yeah, me neither. That's what I would say if my
kid came in with buddy shoes. Like, no, no, no, no, no no.
No and then. He starts to turn you around.
Yeah. Anyway, the other one then.
Let's see. One is engaged with Foster gear
and then the one with we met. Oh yeah, one is with you.
The one that we met shot we met actually off the hook.
Dang it. So well is he though, He just
got shot in the back of the head.
Well, he's. Kind of.
I thought we met was next to the guy that I was with, but then he
just shot the one that was with Jake.
He can really shoot anybody because of how, So that's the
line of sight in the room. Oh, no, he shot everybody, it
seems. Like he has shot everybody.
I mean, everyone's got one. Everybody here has at least been
shot by we met once. Except Sasha.
So far we can fix that. You you were trying earlier.
Maybe that's what he's really doing.
OK, so yeah, the one is going to go for Sasha and the other one
is going to go for Todd. Word was on the ground.
I was up off the ground now. All right.
Dang. What am I going for?
Dr. 12. OK.
I got 15. Nice.
I'll take the touch. Taking the touch OK, so keep the
touch D4 damage minus your armor. 3 -, d Two two damage.
Two damage and then yeah, Todd, word doesn't get hit.
This thing is trying to hit you. But like you can tell like that
that crossbow pole did some some brain damage.
This is not really like see like the synapse at Saint Flier and
right you can see it in her eyes too.
Just like the worms that you threw at him, still on his face
like. Crawling on the eyes.
Yeah, maybe that's pretty creepy.
I guess that's initiatives then. Oh boy.
All right. I'll fucking I'll roll a guy.
Good three. Fuck me.
So. The the brain dead one the brain
damaged 1 attempts to do the same again to Todd Word.
I had to hold up my Dukes like an old timey boxer.
Oh, I like it. That does seem very Todd word
it. Really does as you do skeleton
too, which makes it way cool. Yeah, I start kind of bouncing
around a little give. Me, the Dr. to all the Jewelers.
Fuck you. Oh no.
Oh. No, this one connects pretty
well. Take the D4 damage.
God. And if you have armor, obviously
got one done Nice. Nice.
The other one's still fighting, Sasha.
Here give me that. Oh, I definitely got that 15.
Nice. OK, Yeah.
Yeah. Again, it's the lack of
momentum. It's got to be quite hard to do
some serious damage with these. So I think the margin of error
is pretty high. Yeah.
So, like, they're just not good at it.
The other one, then, Let's see. It's between Screech and
Toddward. No, it's not.
Clip. Screech and Tommy.
Yeah, I guess it would probably still.
Well, no. Yeah.
Let's slip a coin. Nate.
That's that's that's Screech. Yep.
So give me the agility. Yeah, 17. 17 OK the lash doesn't
hits you in the face and it's simply hard to determine.
Looks like I was struggling with all these descriptions because
it's like it's like if you try to hit people with your hoodie
sleeve with your arm in it, you're just like whipping it.
It's like pretty hard to do. Anything hits Screech in the
face. He grabs it and wraps it around
his hand a little bit and then goes to stab him with the spike
end of the the Pole army. Perfect Hammery thing.
As that's happening because it's it's technically, I realize I
missed something. It's not your turn yet because
there is another person involved that arm on the floor.
Oh no. Yeah.
No. Maybe it was just like, you
know, seizing for a bit. And now leave Levi to do his
weird thing. Don't want to be there for that.
Not none of us understand. It, I said, leave.
This arm. Because as Sasha is fighting
with this thing, this, this limb just out of off the ground just
leaps and goes over this uppercut and what, Yeah, I knew.
Jesus. TR12 Normal Agility.
It's the stranger. Yeah.
Oh, I got it right on the nuts. Nice.
Yeah, you it just fortunately it doesn't really know where you
are, so it just like passes about 3 inches in front of your
face. I don't like to be touched.
Come. On.
Into the hand too. I like that.
Now it's your turn and you're going to start off with that.
Yeah, I like that. OK.
We'll see and. Considering that you grappled
them, I like the idea of it being ADR 10.
Oh, wonderful. That's 11.
Fucking thank God. Oh, that works a good thing too.
10 damage, OK. Tell me about it.
I just stab it right through his spray and then let him fall off
of the spike of it. Very good.
Hit the ground. After I got whipped in the face
and or whatever, I'm going to fucking grab onto that bolt and
just kind of rough, rough arm it inside his cranium.
Yeah, that's really. Cool.
OK, so how I'm going to do that then is agility test to get it
and if it succeeds, it fucking kills him because come on.
What is it, 16? So that's 17 then.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
So yeah, you grab it and with your wiggling it around, you
just kind of feel the body go land.
That's right, shaking. I mean stirred.
Not shaking. Our fucking references got
backwards. We're all backwards today.
You're supposed to be an actor. I don't have the rest of me, and
I gestured of my body. There's one still left, and then
the arm is still there too. I'm going to take my tomahawk
and I'm just going to huck it at the last one standing.
OK. Those strength year 12.
Would it be present since I'm throwing it?
That's debatable. There's no real like, I don't
think there's actually a. Because it says it can be used
as melee or ranged, that's. True, I guess you're using it
ranged. Yeah, I'm not sure why throwing
works. I'm always confused about
throwing weapons. Yeah, I always go with with
presence because it's just a ranged attack.
All right. Yeah, go for that.
OK, that's 14 + 115. Nice.
Tell me about it. Oh, I'm just going to see the
one that after Screech grabbed and shanked the one in front of
me and drop. I'm going to see the one
standing there. I'm just going to double hand
toss it and catch it, right? Shit, I don't know.
Between the eyes. I like it splits his head in
half and that last arm just starts like wiggling its way out
of the room after it lands. Where's the pass by?
You. Who's left?
Your left. It does pass by you though.
Yeah, it's true. You're by the door well.
If no one else is going to do it, I'm going to stomp on that
bitch. I mean, do you have a turn?
I mean, I do have a turn. Yeah, yeah, it goes by you,
'cause, I mean, it was right by you, so yeah, it would.
Cast fire on them. And you don't want this fire
dog. You don't want to catch these
hands. You don't want to smoke oh.
Thank you. That's the new cool hip thing to
say. Is it?
I have no idea. Oh God, we're terrible.
I just figured that this place would burn and be very smoky.
You know, so no, it flew past me because I dodged it.
Yeah, well, it kind of like like went skyward and then landed.
Oh, I thought you went like. No, it was that uppercut.
Yeah. So it went kind of straight up,
but it was way off. I guess I would take the broad
side of my broad axe and give her a good smack, Em.
Oh, like a flat water. Yeah, I would cut it, but OK, go
ahead. Would you cut it?
Oh yeah. It's still moving.
So why you cut it? What's a 10 give me.
A10 flat? Yep, you you go to pancake it
with the the broadside of your axe, but like it manages like
the head of it hits the the ground beyond it and and at
enough angle where it doesn't really hit it at all.
Oh, good. Good.
So that happened. I like wish my turn.
I guess ROLE initiative, because this thing's still active, I
don't know. I still haven't shot yet.
Oh, you haven't? OK, well, then, there we go.
That's. Where Tommy dies.
Where everybody dies. Do you get a shot that is a 19?
Oh yeah, that lands. And you, there's no way you're
not going to kill it. So yeah, tell me about it.
Looking at Sasha, it's just let me get your.
Hair everyone. Fucking pin it.
Right to the hall thrun who's there sits down at a table
that's not there and has a cup of tea.
Break time. Oh my God.
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Silk sphincter. Right, yes.
So what do you do? Who's doing it?
Who's? Who's putting their finger?
Toddward this seems like you're thing.
Go go massage your way into there.
Oh my God, fine. And I'll go up and I'll take my
hand and I'll gently caress around the the center point.
Yeah, and it kind of like unspirals as you can a pull on
it and create like a like a prolapse.
OK. Like a like a aperture for a
camera. Yeah, but like with length, you
know so. OK.
Yeah. OK.
But an immediate, pungent, bitter smell just bombards you
surrounded by squirming the silk walls.
Inside here, much like the previous chamber, rise with
movement of tiny worms and you see a motherfucker standing in
the middle of this room. A man.
Well, I guess you could call him that.
Standing there, he's mostly worm.
He stands a good got, 8 feet tall, oh long gangly arms, one
of which is ends in like a ball of worm flesh with worms
sticking out almost like a flail.
Like a rack. Like a Mace.
You know, spiked Mace. Like the flail without a chain.
You know, I can't remember what that thing is called A Mace.
Is that is that what it is? Oh.
OK. On his back you see this staff
on his back. It looks like it's also made of
worm of some sort. God right?
And in his hand. In his other hand, not the.
Well, the other one isn't much better.
It's very lots of fingers. If fingers were worms.
He's licking and kissing this little like silk cocoon all the
size of like, a piece of shit. That's a very abstract
dimension, I realized. But like, that's what it is.
What it looks like is the size of anyway.
And he is just all about it. He's just yes.
Oh my God. Oh, good.
Very quick. Yeah, well, that tongue and his
tongue as he's doing it, it's like wrapping all around.
He's getting the taste of every little part of that.
I quit the podcast from that. Yeah, me too.
This looks affected. As soon as he sees you guys come
in, he looks at you and his tongue doesn't stop, but you
hear his voice and not like audibly but you hear it in your
mind, gentleman. Ravel.
With me and he holds this thing out.
He's still licking it, obviously, because his
outstretched arm is not nearly as long as his tongue is, and
it's. Like a weird anteater tongue.
Man. I.
Think more like duck penis? That's.
More. Accurate.
All the branching. I mean, did you see this
motherfucker? You know, if you're out there
listening and if you're following along, which that
would be a cool idea to do, You know what I mean?
Like, oh, they're playing this. I'm going to just sit here and
page through it. I'm trouble.
Some of you do that. I hope you do.
Like that's a good idea. That's what I would do.
This guy's tongue, it's just, it's very, very long and very
branchy. I feel like I've said enough.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, but as he holds this out,
all of you guys, Oh, no. Give me a presence test.
Dr. 16. Oh God.
Or be paralyzed. Yeah, that's a four.
Oh yeah, that's a nine. Oh, yeah.
I mean, oh, no. I mean, I don't know.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Oh yeah. Absolutely.
You got that? Oh, eighteen.
Nice presence trick. 15. Oh, 18.
Thanks everybody except Screech and Sasha.
You have this sudden urge that what you have, what he's holding
before you, is the world's is the greatest thing in all of the
dying world. It's it is God.
It is everything to you. No.
I don't like. It, and it needs your obedience
and faility. And and sweet little kisses.
And sweet little kisses, yes. I only.
I only believe in myself. Do I see myself?
Then yes, whatever it is that is that compels you to worship.
His skin what? Yes.
His body. Yeah, You believe that through
this worm, and you're hearing these.
You're hearing these in your head, as this guy's voice,
perhaps is You feel though, in through this worm, worm,
salvation. Your flesh.
Flesh is back. Only to.
The way of the worm. Oh my.
God, I believe brother Preach. And he just offers the floor to
you in a kneeling. You know I kneel.
I need and I put both my palms I.
Only wish I had a tongue to lick that that little cocoon.
Let mine be enough for us all. Don't let you with them.
Remove them. I don't know what that means and
I start taking my clothes off. Did you?
Just say he. Pretty much told Tommy to.
Come out with his. Tongue he did also also
Pultroon. Somebody give me a fucking roll
for Pultroon. Oh my God.
And he rolls. Damn.
Raw. Yeah. 6/6.
He is down as well. And yeah, he he opens his mouth.
You see Paul's room does it. He opens his mouth, pulls A
dagger out of, like, nowhere. Because it's not really a.
Dagger, he goes, and he mimics the.
Whole thing. And you see that?
Yeah, he's just got a stub of a tongue.
Like he they already did it. Now here's the thing.
I know you're sitting there like, I know, Kevin, you're
sitting there like, Oh my God, it was with your knife and your
tongue in your head like, but give me, give me, give me a
presence test, 'cause I feel like the impact of that, that
that thought being put into your mind is enough to break the
whole thing If you can. Like, you know what I'm saying?
It's like 1 bullet puts you in shock and the other wakes you
back up. That kind of.
Now that that works that way, it probably doesn't, but.
Same same Dr. Same Dr., Yeah. 16.
That makes it. Yeah, and like, with that
thought, you're just like, what the fuck?
Well mates, let's get this messed out earthworm gym
motherfucker. Jesus.
Christ, that's. Perfect.
I'm going to charge. I didn't like the way that he
was fucking in my brain. So I love it.
All right, roll initiative. I'm going to trip him.
Tommy. Oh.
OK, OK, no, here's how we're going to do this.
Then I just realized what we've got now.
I didn't realize until now we have.
We don't. We're not split like the party
against this dude. It is literally like he's got
now cultists in this room with him, so.
Oh no. So we're going to roll
initiative. Obviously Tommy, Screech and
Sasha are still players, no, But the other guys, yeah, we met and
oddly notes the skeleton We met and I thought our cult is.
So they're going to be considered on the enemy side of
initiative. You can help make that make
sense I feel. Like in the same in the same
vein as the the tongue thing. I feel like damage they take
from us gives them a chance to. I love that a lot.
Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
That's fair. Because, like, I feel like
again, you know, like put another bullet in and then
they'll stop out of it, right? Yeah.
OK, so 66. That's Chris, Sasha and Tommy.
OK Oh, no. Oh, this is getting, this is
getting buck, boys. I don't.
This is bad. Well, it's bad for you guys.
I have. You don't give.
A fuck I don't know what of? You guys.
This is the new character he just met you guys.
Yeah, You're not attached to him yet.
To be fair, nobody is. Yeah, that's.
Except one listener who loves your characters.
Oh, me not. Just you.
Yes, also you. Oh, this is so heavy, right?
They haven't done anything to you yet.
It's just those two as far as we know.
Well, he charged and I went to trip him and then initiatives
rolled. So what happens between US 2?
OK, I like that as a trigger. Yep.
OK, so you went to do that.
So we'll do opposing agility tests because it's like, is he
quick enough to? Is he is he faster avoiding it
or are you faster hitting it? Oh God.
Oh God.
What you got, buddy?
What you got, homie? I got a truck stop 20 he.
Does do. He had a face full of worms I
got. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he lunges forward at this guy Todd.
Word. Or what was?
With my arm, my palms up wide, I just, I just fucking as he's
coming by. I sweep my left arm down and
grab his ankle. Oh, that's.
Perfect. Yeah, he just face plant the
ground now. I guess an initiative starts
there. So yeah, you are on the ground.
Do the two work? Gosh.
We're both on the. Ground, yeah.
So actually I think we even probably is too, I mean.
Yeah, we, we even. It's like kneeling.
I'm going to backhand Todd word. Oh gosh.
PvP. Smart.
How are we doing this again? Oh yeah, What's?
No? So it's agility.
What is your agility modifier? Your agility's going. +1 So so
you need a 13 to hit then? Because I'm just going 12 plus
agility. Dean, as I said I was going to
backhand it on my character. It says that I get a + 2 to hit
with unarmed melee, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. So oh.
No, you're adding. It that makes it in 11.
Well, it's still, it adds to what you roll.
So you're, yeah. Technically if.
It says it adds. Yeah, technically 11.
You can work it either way. What'd you get?
Natural 20. Oh my God.
Oh no. And that was the attack.
Oh, good, good. Oh.
The air is palpable. That's D2 damage for unarmed,
right? So you're.
Just going to what? I'm trying to do is break his
the. You're going to break his.
Fucking neck with that natural, yeah.
One double damage, so. Two damage, two damage and.
He stripped off his clothes. I'm at 1:00.
HP Yeah, he's at one now he is. Yeah, he's at 1:00.
He's at one HP now. If he would have rolled it too,
he would have killed him straight out.
Now, does he make the presence test to break the bond?
Yes. Or is that on his turn?
I think it's his turn. Yeah, that makes a lot of.
Sense. Oh my.
Well, it's not your turn. It's.
Not your turn yet, no. Never mind.
Oh God. You can keep it if you want, or
you can roll it when it comes. If you do whatever you want,
it's. Not good.
Whatever. Either way, so then we still
have Screech and Sasha. Fuck, is this dude himself being
Pasto? No.
In any way. OK, it's like asking if the
pastor's being hostile while you're sitting in church.
OK. Why are you mugging?
It's like it's just the gospel, bro.
Because really, like, other than Todd, we're tripping this dude.
Him backhanding him, I feel like that's pretty fucking normal for
us as it is. That's.
True, I don't. Like, I mean you saw them go
down, you also heard these thoughts?
Words done some weird shit. Oh, fair, fair.
But at the same time, I You're right.
I did hear these words. Maybe you passed the presence
test though. Yeah, maybe that wasn't being,
like, controlled by it. But we just heard words.
You heard them. You just like.
Nah, man, OK. I'm.
Sweet. I have enough voices in my hand.
And I go to fucking stab this dude in the chest.
Oh, that's really cool. God.
Yeah, yeah. 19 damage. That's four.
Four damage. Yeah, minus D2D2.
Can I use my omen for him to Max damage?
You can, yeah. You absolutely can.
I would like to do that. Fucking wonderful.
You're hitting for 10 then minus this. -2 Eight damage.
Now we're playing games. Yeah, you just like.
What was your approach I mean? I when does.
It help if you see the head of it again.
Yes, I thought maybe because it's like I I figured it could
stab, but I don't think it can. Oh no, it totally can't.
It actually can't. Slash.
Oh yeah, that's like more of a stabbing implement.
It's stabbing, stabbing or or hitting, bludgeoning and
stabbing. I think 'cause it's kind of got
like the meat tenderizer. Here, that's like, I guess I go
like kind of like an upward strike into his mouth if I can.
Nice. Yeah.
Sever his tongue completely. Oh.
Good, this circum has damaged you, though that's a heavy blow.
Give me a lick of that taste. Oh.
Man. From the deaths?
All right.
Yeah. So he recoils very heavily from
that. Why?
Why?
Child. Child.
Screech, what are you? Doing.
He is here to give us all of our needs and wants.
You could be Dorian again. You're gonna deck Sasha.
I don't know why they're attacking this person or this
worm. All right.
Because I have no context to why we're even in this Chapel
fighting people. I suppose, I mean you you got to
think that maybe at one point they told you what they were
doing here. He's.
Just a guy there though. He doesn't know.
Yeah. I mean, what?
I suppose this isn't your fight in a way.
No. What are you doing?
Then I will hold my turn. Also, you were also in a worm.
I was in a worm checked out here.
I mean, this is a worm. Man.
And he did just speak into your brain.
But. He also might be just a chill
guy. That's true.
I mean, he's like, he's here, but the opposite of jail.
Toasty, toasty, warm. They're sweaty.
I. Want to hold my turn?
Oh, I mean, fair enough. You can if you want to.
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
All right, so somebody to give me AD 4 right off the bat and
with lust left at his tongue like it's spurting blood,
because obviously there's a big artery in that.
You're another cultist member. Yeah, yeah, this tongue is just
flailing. But he's just like and give me
AD 4. A3.
Three. OK, he does that, but also with
his Wicked Like Ham fist, which he strikes with it and it's so
fucking fast that he hits twice per turn.
Oh no. Whoa.
Oh no. He punches both Screech and
Tommy. So both of you give me the Dr.
12 agility test. I made it sound like it's really
fast, but it's normal speed agility.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
That's what they meant. They were trying to save us.
Maybe you don't. Maybe. 13. 13 That fucking damn
nice He's not quick enough to get for Tommy.
Saw that happening 1010 Definitely quick enough to hit
you though, so that's D6 damage. Not as bad as you maybe thought
it was. 2. Nice.
OK, let's see two. 0. Absolutely absorbable.
Oh my gosh. Nice, both of you guys.
He doesn't get hit. He absorbs it.
Beautiful. Cultus now.
Fuck yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Cultus.
OK, fucking Todd. Word stands up and no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. And he starts approaching
Screech and I'm going to start trying to push him back out the
door it. Would make sense that he
wouldn't necessarily. Don't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.
OK. So you're you're actively trying
to push him out of the room then?
I'm one of the priests, clergy, men now.
And you're trying to Are you, Are you going to go with him or
are you going to resist him? I'm definitely going to resist
him. OK, opposing strength tests.
Oh no. That's a lot, lizard one.
That's a 12, yeah. So you're trying and you're just
like walking in place because he's not really losing.
I'm so feeble to fucking. Shit.
Sliding under my feet. I grab him by the neck like the
spine, and just push him back, sit down.
Ow does that have any shock on my mental you?
Didn't take any damage. That's the trigger.
That's good to know. I don't want it now.
He's the trigger. Yeah, I can't send them.
What about Wheelit? So yeah, we met.
I'm going to go ahead and just roll AD 3 for where you're
killing Nate. Or hey, you, you have no idea
I'm a part of this. What order are you going in?
The way you said it, Leave by Nate Kevin.
Yeah. OK, love it.
Two so that Nate becomes A1. Oh oh, I see you're the D6I.
Didn't do anything. You're.
You're the easiest prey. He's.
Like you're like don't get you yet.
You're you're a. Bright shining target.
This is bullshit. Yeah, like grabs his crossbow
and he's just like this individual is the light and the
way, this is the way we can reach our salvation.
Dude, that totally makes sense because he's a false prophet in
a way. You see him, He's a.
Natural one. Oh my God, I'm happy I was going
to spite oh Menu. Again, we'll go with the
possible string snaps, and it snaps so fucking hard that it
breaks the arms of it too, like this thing is broken.
So. Fucking what?
Twice already, Yeah, I couldn't make it breaking way again cuz
that was easy to fix you. Can't.
Yeah, And you can't lose it shooting it.
I mean, I guess we're at initiative again.
Yeah, I suppose so. Huh.
So. Let's have Nate roll it.
Even roll it yet. Fucking us.
That's you guys. Oh, that's the the non cultists.
Yeah, it's getting. It.
I I I think I'm. I I'm.
Gonna attack me because that was a chance.
No, no, I wouldn't have been paying.
Attention to that. Fair enough, I know.
I've pushed Todd word away and then go for this to try and kill
this dude again. Like realistically where like
it's become clear now this dude has some kind of control over
Todd word and that's enough for me.
Yeah, yeah, 1919. That hits Jesus Christ 4.
Minus. Two for.
Two damage. You're stabbing on him again,
huh? You're just kind of punching the
worm. You it's.
Not quite the thing. Stabbing the worm, that's worse.
Yeah, he takes a good amount of damage or not a good amount.
A little bit of damage. Why are?
You just. Follow and he like, holds the
the poop out again. Or not the poop, but then
describe it to that. Yeah, He holds it out again,
again doing nothing because you're but and it's on its turn.
So, Sasha, Tommy, you're still left?
I'd like to slash at the arm holding the Pooh cocoon.
Gotcha. OK.
Yep. I like it.
Since you're calling a shot, I'm going to just bump the Dr. to a
14. But if you hit then you
successfully did what you're doing.
Oh, it's 14 on that side. Oh, very good.
Hell yeah. So, yeah.
You OK? Give me damage.
Six. That's one.
So. And then D -.
D two. Oh, it doesn't matter.
Never mind. Yeah, yeah.
Since I did hit him, did it knock the Pooh cocoon out of his
hand? That's.
I'll take that. Yeah.
You didn't slice him at all, but
perhaps you weren't. You would have been trying to
cut down. I'll say.
Perhaps you weren't trying to cut their.
But no. Why would you do that?
He doesn't cut through him. His arm absorbs the blow, but
the force of it knocks the cocoon out of his hand onto the
floor. Perfect.
Sasha. Yep, Sasha.
I know we just met, but why? Why are you putting hands on me,
man? I'm looking at We met.
I hit my hands on you. I shot you with a crossbow.
You tried. I thought we had something good
going here. I was a quiet, non verbal guy
for a while. Well, join me in the path of the
slimy salvation. Sure, sure.
But I'm not into that. And then I'm going to hit him
with my broad X, yeah. OK.
He has a complex back story. He turned to.
He tried to touch me. He tried to touch me.
I. Think the complex back story is
that? My agility is 0, so yeah, just
the 12. Oh, good 15.
Yep all. Right with my D6.
You roll with one on damage. Do you have armor?
I do not. Take 1 Sweet Touch the sweetest.
Sweeter. Then that brings us to the
cultists. I'd scoop up the poop cocoon.
Oh, I suppose you would, yeah. And I'm going to huddle over it
like a fumble football. OK.
Oh yeah. It's like I like it a lot.
That's actually. Pretty trying to protect it.
We're going to go then next too. Yeah, Weeda's going to go ahead
and ready a shield and pull out the the plunger with nails.
OK, I love it. That's about a turn then, I
suppose. Slapping weapons.
And as he's doing that, he's just like spouting off at Sasha
like. You shall join the cesspool.
This worm man you just got, you seem like look around at what's
left here and he's like, he's bleeding pretty good from all
the hits. He's fake like, fuck this, I'm
out of here, He bolts. He heads out that door and you
hear a rumbling. He has an upset tummy.
The door right by us. Oh yeah.
I mean, yeah, there's no such thing as a tax of opportunity.
OK, well I just wanted to. No, I understand though.
Yeah, yeah. If he's coming by me.
Probably, yeah. We'll say at this point he's
made it through those, the rectum and he's in that next
room. Good.
Initiative.
Yes.
No, Levi, you do it. I don't want it.
I just did it. It's true.
Three. It's them.
He continues to run. At this point you don't know
where he went because he saw him disappear through the through
the flap and that's about it so far.
What does this pool cocoon do for me?
You're holding it. You love it.
I love it. It is everything to me.
I. Don't know what religious people
think about their gods, but that's what I asked for.
Some for some reason I want to chew on it.
Do you and I try to eat it even though I don't have a body?
Okay. I want it to become one with me
however I can. Maybe I stick it through my eye
socket to into my brain cavity. OK.
You OK? So actually, yeah, that's
wonderful. You you do.
Relic To me, I'm still fucking insane.
You, Yeah, You put it in your eye socket and it's in in your
cranium up in there and you feel this silk unwrapping whatever's
inside of it, and it's starting to like, take hold inside of
your head. The rest of you see out of his
eye sockets, just this silk bursting out of it like in
threads, and it just encasing him in his cocoon.
What the and? He just falls.
And while you're inside there, we'll we'll get to that as the
time progresses but that's that. So what about Weema you saw this
and this this seems like. I mean, like when the main
sides, you just walk on water, man.
It's got to be one of. Those.
Yeah. No, like I'm in pure awe and I
like. I drop my shield and my my
plunger and I start just rubbing the cocoon.
Also Weema takes a presence test because I did do damages on him.
Oh, that's fair to bring up that?
Hot. True.
That's a nine. OK, OK.
Carry on. Carry on with your worship.
So yeah, I'm I'm just like rubbing up on that cocoon, just
dry humping the crap out of it. Wow, very weird looking.
I'm sure the skeleton just. I hate.
This just bringing it in anyway. What about the guys who aren't
crazy? That's fucking super debatable,
Tommy. You're the only one that
qualifies. You you guys want to handle your
boys here? Or what's going on?
I screech grab scaly friend. I'm going to slap Skelly friend
and hopefully knock some sense and I'm going to slap Weeman.
I'm just going to backhand him. You're going to backhand him,
OK, that's just. Deep, He's got the hands for
him. It's a 16.
So 15. How much HP do you have left?
One Don't cut me out of this. You might.
Hurt me. Do not do it.
I want to become a beautiful motherfly.
Oh can't. Wait.
He's going to and that's two damage 2 all.
Right. What are you at?
Now I'm down to 5. Wow, there's a chance.
Not really. I got that sort of a goal now.
It's kind of mean. His beat, His beads.
Are like. Does he make Does he make the
presence test now? Yes, of course.
That's a four. We've been doing it really
inconsistently and I'm fine with that whatever.
You want me to put hands on him or what?
I don't know what's going on. I don't know your group dynamic.
At this point I guess he is the only active like enemy in a way,
because this cocoon on the floor is pretty docile.
He seems pretty docile, dry humping the shit out of it.
I don't. Know that that's silly, docile,
but definitely non threatening. Well, I don't know about non
threatening but. Oh my God, man.
You can catch my glove. I'll do it.
Are you talking about the worm man?
No, weem it. Oh.
Your boy. Just the worm man that we're
after, right? Yeah, he's already.
Dipped though. I fucking follow.
You're going to chase. All right.
I got to say that you could probably run that distance, you
know what I mean? Like, you're running.
He was too, actually. But he was, you know, hard to
say. I was mobility.
I'm fucking screeched. So that's OK.
I feel like this guy's like, it's like Donnie Thornberry
running. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Tarzan for sure. Yeah.
So he's running out. And you see him in the room that
we started the episode in, you know, outside, he's broken this
barricade that you guys pulled apart, and he's just standing
there bleeding out. Turns to he's not looking over
his shoulder, too. When he sees you running after
him, he's kind of picking it up. And I feel like that's about as
far as we can get with that. What about Sasha here?
OK, well if I see Screech Hall ass towards the worm guy, I'm
just going to follow him. OK, nice.
Yeah. And then I guess that puts us on
to the enemies here, doesn't it? Or is it initiative again,
losing track? It is now.
Yeah, it's initiative. It's.
Initiative. All right then.
Thomas, you haven't rolled initiative in a.
Bit here we go 4. Four.
That's you guys. Oh, good.
Yeah, OK. We'll start with Screech since
he's kind of an innit over here. Yeah, I'm going to go for like a
fucking flying strike. Oh.
Fucking yeah. Yeah, this is Sparta, but not
the Kick. That's a different thing.
Never. Mind.
Come on, baby. Come on.
Oh wonderful 17. 17 that hits. Motherfucker keep rolling.
You got another woman? I do.
That's three. Damage.
OK, Yeah, You stab him. Ever seen the side of the
earthworm before? Really weird organs.
Yeah, but you're seeing a lot of those now.
Just. Spilling out.
Yeah, they're real big, and some of them are human too, which is
concerning. Dumb.
Tommy. Well, seeing we met just
caressing Todd, Words cocooned. Yeah.
You're gonna hit him again, aren't you?
I would. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm. Going to try to.
Try to slap. Him out of it, OK, Just just
standing behind, just back, back and forth.
You're either going to snap out of it or you're going to snap
out of life. It's not slapping into a swim
gym. Oh, wow.
You're just you're just you're doing it so vigorously that
you're just whiffing a couple of them.
So yeah, I guess often. Then and then I'm going to,
since I'm over by Screech, I'm going to hit this worm with my
products. OK, 11 does that touch?
11 does not touch no I. Will omen to succeed.
OK, Yep. Give me damage.
Lord, come on, Jesus. Fuck.
What's one touch do? One one touch do give me
nothing, because it's he has he has armor.
Poo poo. He's hit it with the bride.
It's like, he's just so feeble that just like there was no
force behind it, they made contact.
But it was just like, you know, like that's.
I realize that the visual doesn't help, but I mean.
It's gross. Yeah, it just, it just made all
of this. He made contact but no impact
because. He doesn't like to be touched.
It's like a touch or be touched, right?
I like that. I get that.
I don't get that. That is the good guys.
Come on you guys, That now bursting through the side of the
of the church like the. Streets.
And you guys see a worm the size of a school bus.
No. This comes slamming through the
window and this dude, like, leaves him like, kind of plants
himself into this thing. There's still the two called
this Todd word. Let's go with Weeman first.
I guess Weeman is going to turn and like throw a fist at at
Kevin. At Tommy, OK.
Yeah, Tommy, my strength is -2, so I got a three.
It's just like the Olympus wristed like slap on the chest.
Chris O'Donnell and Batman Forever.
Exactly. Yeah.
Now you see why he's so good with the crossbow.
You. Inside the cocoon, however, you.
Don't understand real acting. Inside the cocoon, this man's
mind is kind of just liquefying like both like mentally and
physically as everything inside of this, like cocoon, if you
feel it, your entire skeleton, because that's all you are just
filling like filling to Max capacity, like like you're
growing organs. But if it was just intestines
and it wasn't the intestines but just the contents of the lower
part of it, the whole body is just filling with with this
shit. Like it's just it's coming from
potentially this you don't know about God or something.
How does Todd word feel? About us, Yeah, it's growing and
it's filling the entire cocoon you are.
You have flesh again, but it's shit.
You have organs again, but but it's just shit.
It's not so much that you have these things.
It's that you are like, you know how like a a monster, an owl
pellet has bones in it? You are shit but with with the
skeleton inside of it. Like there's a fucking peanuts
in the candy bar. Go Golgotha.
What? What is it?
The Golgotha? Yeah, yeah.
Very similar to that. Oh no.
I hope I don't get infected. So fucking sad.
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All right, let's see. OK.
Last time on Dragon Ball ZI? Do think we need to like if we
could sample sail by AWOL Nation and.
Just. I can't do one that we can use
legally, but I'll do it. It'd be very easy.
I I'm switching to a different dice set now, so.
This is going to definitely kill him.
The Betrayer's dice, yeah. This is the end.
They're, they're. Weighted negatively, Yeah, yeah.
He's like, this is the one I roll when I want to shoot my
crossbow. The reality though is we can't
see what he's doing at all, so he looks like not even actually
rolling. This is dropping a nut a rock.
Dropping a rock pen, Yeah. Where's my God damn tablet?
There it is. I didn't want to print this page
because it was very colorful and I only bought black ink.
Well, keep keeping the black work, all right.
You guys ready for some photos, boys?
I know. Is it bad?
Bad. Not the best.
Oh, the fuck. I I'm not reading, OK?
Don't promise. Don't, don't.
Yeah. Don't read.
Just look. I can't.
But you boys OK? Yuck.
I'll describe him, always adorable.
I'll describe him for posterity's sake, but like, oh.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
It's like a messed out earthworm gem.
That's what I was. Thinking, can I can I use that?
He looks like a chocolate I. Describe him.
Absolutely. Why does it rectum?
It's. Damn near killed him.
Uganda did. That's true.