Greeting Scum and Welcome to Flail to the Face, My name is
Cannibal. Chris and I will be our GM as we
continue to play Trapped Within. This is Episode 4.
Hello, I'm Levi I play Fisk Baskins.
I'm Thomas and I'm playing women.
I'm Kevin and I'm playing scoops.
Jake the Snake here and I play Brussels sprouts.
His last name is Sprouts. Love it.
I'm Nate and I play General Cedric Balthazar, but hit this
multi flailer. So last we left you guys, you
were at the end of a hallway. You took a left, You saw some
mirrors. A nook is unconscious.
He fainted. Oh yeah, And we got Brussels.
He's he's doing fine. Recently murdered a friend of
his acquaintances. I mean, why?
Yeah, friends of strong women. Goose has an Arrowhead stuck in
his chest. Wimut's mother of Curl of Not
Curl, Brussels. He wishes Fisk has Gould dot on
your back. I believe you're still carrying
him around like he's Steve's ripo in your Chewbacca and
general Cedric belts. Azar is.
Here there, yeah, before you guys stands a door that we left
at the end of last episode. It is a weak wooden door.
Cedric, you can still see through stone, right?
Are these walls? The walls are the same stone
that you have passed through before you can pass through
before you can pass through it. Now the door though you cannot
because it's weak wood. Well, I can surely try.
And I'll try. I'll go through and I'll, I'll
peek an eyeball out through the other side.
What you see is this massive tall hall.
It's a high ceiling, very long. You don't hear as much as you
feel screams from the past kind of inhabiting this room.
It's got that weird darkness that you guys have become
familiar with. And you see to your left on the
South. Keep in mind you are facing West
as you go through this wall. OK, so to the South you see a
wide, damp staircase. In this room you also see six
equally spaced plinths, where there are five shattered and
disfigured fat moose statues. The last plinth has a giant
stone bear statue, and rotting bodies and bones carpet the
floor and the insides of your nose.
You know what I mean? To the north is a giant wooden
door, and directly across from this room is a tapestry hanging
on the wall. It's pretty dingy, so it's a
little hard to tell what exactly is the tapestry of, but
absolutely in the LESS. Did you say which direction the
staircase went Up or down? The staircase goes up.
OK. And this is, it's like a light
stair. It's like if you were to walk
into a room from a slightly more elevated room.
There's like two or three steps down, you know?
Is there anything that would give me an idea of why these
people are dead in here or how they were killed?
Nothing particularly. Like they're pretty rotted.
Like they clearly have been here for quite a while.
OK, some of them look like they were been brutally murdered.
Some of them, you can't really tell.
Some of them are have a lot of their organs pulled out of
certain orifices. Those various types of dead, all
the types of dead have been represented.
All right, I go back and relay this information.
It does not look great in there. I will let you know now.
Lots of death. Multiple directions to choose
from. What are you talking about?
My nuke wakes up. It's morning now, I think.
No, it's not. Wait, you hear the bell?
Fuck if it is Somebody, anybody. Give me a D12.
I'll. I'll do.
A thing this time Three at the three.
All right tomorrow morning it's a D10.
And everybody, if you've if you have no more omens, roll those
roll powers for the day and scoots, give me a D100 on A2 or
less. The Arrowhead in your chest
kills you. It's a 2% chance, but you never
know. I got a 30 God that could have
been, that could have been bad, That could have been an Arthur.
Bully fuck bags. What about me and Nathan's?
I took two damage from your infections, that's true.
You actually will take a D6 damage.
Oh shit, isn't I'm infected? Too, huh?
Yes you are. Yep, that is also you I took.
Now I don't want the damn it. I can't remember the book says
that at all because I think the book just mentions no healing
when resting, but the the screen says infection, no healing when
resting D6 damage each day. Yeah, I kind of like it, though,
because that's fucking brutal. And it kind of makes sense that
the infection would weigh on you.
How much help did I have left from the last episode?
Not much. Oh, I have.
I think one No, maybe 1. I think he's actually right.
Yeah. I'm dead.
He died. He took four damage from the
infection. Oh no.
Oh my baby boy benefit. From resting instead to D6HP is
lost. It does say that.
OK, good to know. All right then.
Yeah, the as you as you hear that bell, you see Brussels
collapse to the ground. You too also.
Have my baby boy and I'm just, like, running my hand through
his greasy hair. Oh, yuck.
Wake him up. We need to go.
Hello. Kick him, he farts.
I start poking him with my white hot crowbar.
Get up. Come on, this is no place to lay
down. We hear like little stinges
every time you do that. Just some.
Gas being let loose. Yeah, it's Little Farts too with
that's one of these folks. Aren't you gonna check his
prison pocket? I that seems like the ongoing
bid around here. I think you were the one it.
Wasn't take up that's. Fucking Thing.
No, it wasn't. You were the 1:00 to take up
that mantle. Now I'm I'm all about the toes.
Yeah, and you just covered them up with the shit boots earlier.
Well, that was for different reasons.
I don't want to know. Well, fuck it.
To answer your question, no, I'm not going to be reaching into
his colon to see what's in there.
No. Well, I'm glad he's dead,
honestly. I tend to agree.
He was. He was liability.
Yeah. Did you see what you did to
Brian? My God.
Yeah, what the fuck was up with that?
We had another little buddy. Have you not ever murdered
somebody just for the fun of it regularly?
No one's. That.
Yeah, no one. It seems like they were lovers.
I mean, I didn't know that. I murdered multiple lovers like
mid coitus. Some.
That's what. So I'm going to kick in the door
and yeah, you see all of this stuff in here.
See, I told you, and as you are you going into the room.
No, I'm not going to enter the room.
I'm just going to kick the door in and and look in there.
Here, let me help you out and I'm going to grab this little
What was your name? Paul.
No he. Doesn't have Brussels oh.
Yeah, I'm going to grab this little dead creature and just
throw them in there and see what happens.
Yes, he could do one last thing to help us.
Out, yeah, or just one thing to help us in general.
Who the fuck threw this at me? Well, I got good shot.
Damn. Hello.
What? Howdy.
Who's there? Calm it down.
Hey, if if this is like one of those hallways, does it have,
like, the light up shit inside here?
Yeah, yeah. OK.
Doesn't volume matter here? Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
As you guys are screaming, you hear like a like a grinding of
stone. That's not good.
No, it's fucking his problem. Close the door.
Fuck. Oh God, I I need a name.
Fuck you. So who are you alone in that
room? If you want to, you can give me
a D68. Yeah, let's do that real quick.
Wait, D68A D 6:00 and then a D8. So yeah, D68.
Two and where's an 8? I I happen to know on Ichio
there's this other list for generating.
Two in a four. We don't want that.
Two in a four. Your name's graft.
Graft. How are you going?
Broft GRAFT. Fair.
I'm also a skeleton. What is he Here?
I'm a catacomb Saint as well. We.
Yeah, that's totally fine. If you guys want to double up, I
don't really care. He's a Tomb Raider.
This is my last fucking character I got in the pocket,
so. Oh, that's the last.
Yeah. OK, all right.
What's your ability then? Because he's got the the anal
beads of Jesus or whatever it is.
What do you got? I start with the random scroll,
random sacred scroll all right. Give me a D10 for that then.
OK, Fucking Christ. I'm all shaky because I died
again. I.
Can't believe it. A1 You have Grace of a dead St.
That's a demon. Creatures regain D10HP each.
OK, that's. Useful hewing scroll.
That's very useful, yeah. And then I also have Werner's
shield of faith. OK, that's different.
Or Animated Shield that reflects damage back to attackers.
All damage blocked by the shield and your armor is dealt back to
your attacker. That's pretty every.
Fucking time it just, yeah. All the time Wait well.
That's awesome. That is awesome.
Yep. Damage blocked by the shield and
your armor is dealt back to your attacker.
So as long. As you block it, yeah.
So they hit you reduce the damage by the shield, which is
1. Any armor that you have on top
of that is sent back to them okay, so you do take damage past
that, but only the damage absorbed is.
That is way better than Jesus anal beads.
Yeah, that's probably true. So graft.
You hear this like stone grinding in the room, and as it
draws your attention, you notice that the bear statue is
animated. Oh God, and it roars and it
approaches you. I try to befriend it.
That's what work well you. Shake hands.
I try to tame it. You're going to try to tame it?
I mean, you're I. Don't know you're a.
Skeleton. OK, so I'm alone.
What am I going to do? I run to the door.
Hey, fantastic. OK, that's a great idea.
Where am I? Are you moving the door open?
I'm just going to run through the door, run through it, like
crash into it. Yes.
Oh yeah, the. Weak.
One door it is. That's true.
That is a weak. It's a weak.
But yeah, you crashed through the door and you see the you
crashed into this group of people who have been shut.
You in here. Oh yeah, who shut the door?
Me. I'm not made of stone, so we're
going to collide. That's true, sure.
Who the statue is, though? That's interesting.
Natural. Yeah, what does natural stone?
Natural. I mean, like, no.
Concrete unworked, right? Stone unworked.
So that would this has been worked, yeah.
Well, technically all the walls are works.
That's actually true too, because they're like hewn.
But I guess not. Not this time.
It's already passed through, so therefore it is.
It's become cannon. Yeah.
I mean, it could have easily been carved out tunnels, you
know what I mean? So I guess that is the case.
What the fuck are you doing? We we had enough skeletons.
I've said this before. There's a bear in there.
Great. He can stay there.
OK, well, he's on his way, so I'm just going to move to the
side here and let you deal with them, yeah.
Bullshit. I push him back to towards the
door. Step out of the way.
I'm going to help. You ran right into me,
motherfucker. At this point, the bear is very
close. Yes, of course.
So roll initiative. 5 Five that is you guys.
First. I push him.
What is your agility there? 00?
OK, so it's going to be a 12 for you to push him on the strength?
All right. I think I kind of like that
idea. I.
Don't know. We'll try.
We'll try it out. Oh, that's a.
That's a that's a 20. Oh yeah.
So you push him and he. Yeah, he goes into the room.
Fuck and I back up. You push him right into the
Bears range too, so. But there are still you still
have a chance to. Move I back up into the wall.
Just sitting in the stone. That's the safest damn place in
the world. Just shut the door.
It's broken. Yeah, the door.
He. Gathered.
It's just bones. Fucked bones are harder than
weak would even. It's going to like go past
Cedric and like have his rusty deck and he's like, you don't
know. He could be fat and like.
Go out in. There.
Fuck You take care of it, then. We might.
Say you. Is that you, Laura?
Groft. I know the size.
Anyway, Laura Groff. Oh man.
My name is Laurel groved. Laurel groved.
Is it actually? He's a Tomb Raider.
Oh fuck, Laurel Groff. Laurel Groff, Catacomb Thief at
your service, says it to him in the middle of combat.
OK, so we you're in the room too, right?
With the. I'm going in.
In, yeah, I'm going to engage the bear.
OK, Are you gonna attack him with your dagger?
That seems fucking bad on Diego. That is a 15 look at that
definitely hits Give me damage for four damage minus D8.
Oh my God. Which is honestly higher than
the actual armor scales go, but. Right.
It's rock. Yeah.
Nope. It negated 8 that it's ran it.
Yeah, I'm just like up there. And it's just like.
Yeah, fuck that. See you guys.
Hey is the Volts 2 handed? A what?
A volge? A Volge?
I don't know what that even is. I got.
Yeah, it's like a polar. My pen.
Fuck. Is it OK?
Can it be wielded with one hand? Yeah, cuz.
There's more like a short spear. OK, I see what it is.
It's one of that's badass, actually.
It's fun, yeah. I would say if you want to wield
it 1 handedly cuz that guy got to imagine that that would take
away your strength modifier when you use it.
That makes sense. So that makes sense.
I have a -1 so God so I guess it would double it then negative.
No, I guess you said it takes away the modifier or just or
just. Knock down the damage a little
bit. Maybe the Dr. one.
The Dr. can go up. That would make sense, yeah.
But we'll just add 2 to the Dr. if you're using it one handed.
That's not. Fair, that's.
Fair to me. Yeah.
I mean, I. Already have a -1?
One hand. So yeah, that's true.
Yeah. I mean, if you want to use that
thing normally, you'd have to back to the field or you know,
but. Which is my specialty, my anal
beads of whatever. Before you keep that shield.
Yeah. Ooh Oh yeah.
I. Hope it's just a buckler.
It's an anal bump cover. Anal bump cover like anal bump.
I think I'm gonna. I'm gonna shield bash, I dual
hand my shield and I'm gonna shield bash this thing as I'm
flying towards it. OK.
You're just dropping the the bulge then?
It's just on my back, OK? OK.
I figured I'd started off with just carrying my shield.
That's right. Yeah.
OK, so yeah, so you go and shield bash the bear.
Yeah, damage for that. Would she call that a D4 for
improvised weapon? I to handing it D4, otherwise it
would be a D2, wouldn't it? Well, a D2 was like hands and
face. Yeah, D4 sounds right.
D 4 sounds right. If you're double handing it,
that would make it a little bit easier.
I don't know. That'd make it easier.
D5 No, I mean like the Dr. could adjust because you're too
hitting it. I would say they would probably
go down by two for a jet for that.
So if it's a 12, so you would need a 10 to hit them.
Okay, I'm cool with that. If you guys are cool with that,
yeah. I don't.
I'm hanging on the wall. I don't.
Oh shit. It's it don't fucking matter.
That's a five son you. Also, they're no sudden.
I've been playing a lot of Red Dead.
Yeah, I get it. True.
Okay. Yeah, you try to shield bash
this thing, but like somehow, well, you've so misjudged your
distance that you like just open air.
Drop my glasses. It doesn't even have eyes.
Yeah, okay. So we still got Scoots and Fisk.
Well, I'll run in there and try to hit them with the crowbar.
That's an 11 an 11 that does not hit.
Okay. So now I'm in the room with him
swinging, Missing, okay. So the three of you are in the
room. We still have Fisk.
What are you doing? Where are the exits on the other
side of the well there okay. So you guys come in from the
east wall, right? Yes, there is one to the South
with a little bit of a step going up to it and there is a
large wooden door on the N wall on the other wall is across me,
this attached. In this room, yes.
I just turn around and walk away, just going back down the
hall. Yep.
See you guys later. I ain't talking with that thing
and you just see him. You're around the corner.
Taking my goal with me. You're right.
He's dead. He's dead, right?
Okay. So that's everybody the bear
then. There are three of you in the
room. Somebody give me a D4.
And on a four, Okay. So what I'm gonna do is I'm
gonna go 1 weemit 2 scoots 3. I can never remember your name.
Laurel. And on a four, I'm just gonna
pick one. That's Weiman.
Sorry. So this thing swings its massive
stone closet. You give me an agility test.
That is a 13, which actually I do, no, I don't have my scale
now yet. So yeah, no, that's so 14 or 13,
OK13 that successfully misses. So good job it was a 12.
So yeah. Yep, you duck below this thing's
obviously Telegraph swing and just catches air initiative.
Fuck. Bake your battles.
I'll roll it. I got a six, a six of you guys.
I imagine as he walked around the corner like he's dragging
the skeleton behind him and that one just, like, waved goodbye to
us. Yeah, And he does, Yeah.
It just gives you. Double fingers on the way out.
Yeah, I like it. He's upside down, too.
I'm going to. Pop out of the wall in front of
Fisk. Oh, that's great.
Yep. And then what?
Hey pal, I've been waiting for a moment to kill you.
What? I don't know why you would do
that. Because you're useless.
I let you hear to ride in me. I'm swinging your hammer at him.
Oh, you have no choice. You were in my.
You're swinging your hammer at him?
Yep. What's your Agility?
I got a + 2 to Agility, Big Boy. OK.
We're calling that a 12 because we're just going 10 plus
Agility, right? I think that's what it is that
makes sense. Oh baby, that's a 20 again.
Oh, give me that damage. Will do.
Oh, that's a four. How much do you armor?
Your toes sucking days are over. You don't have anything.
No, we nobody has armor. Oh, right.
OK, that's a great point. Yeah.
Take that four damage. Oh, why?
Because you're useless. I've made it clear.
If you want to go over there, there and fuck with that thing,
no. But I would very much like to
kill you. You can try.
Yeah, I wanna take my broad axe and go for his knees.
Fuck Okay, what's your agility? +2 as well.
Okay, so 12. I owe him to reduce there You.
Go. Okay, give me the Demage Boy 5
demos. Yeah, it killed.
Me it killed. You.
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
I had 4HP. Thought I didn't know what the
fuck you were right. You called that shot.
You're like, I'm gonna kill him, even if I gotta die trying.
Yeah. And you die trying.
Abs fucking Lutely, baby. All right, seems like a waste of
ectoplasm to me. But Levi dedicating directly to
just the. Unreliable part of his character
and nothing else Abso fucking lutely try to kill.
Him bad boys bow. Yeah, and I'm a murderer.
That's also true, yeah. The murdering is what he was
about, was about. So Levi, I guess.
Tell me about it. I've never done this before.
It's not like I haven't died before.
I want to reach into his prison pocket and pull out his insides.
What the fuck? You're going to Pink Sockem
whatever that looks like in this form.
I don't want to know, but you can visualize it, I'm quite
certain. Yeah, you did this to you, not
me. I'll see you now, and then you
will just, he dissipates in all of his belongings on the ground.
Broad region. Pull it all.
And. I just pick Hammer Hammer you
you seen it. That was self-defense.
Nobody. Was paying attention.
I know. I don't give a fuck what you're
doing. Honestly, I'm just here for the
ride. I'll pick up the hammer and walk
away. Yeah, that was pretty cold,
right? He started it.
I feel like you did. No, just because I don't want to
talk. Attack a giant stone bear.
That's stupid. Or.
Anything or anything? Where'd that come from?
I love that. Are you in my head?
I think he's going to be for a long time.
Well, that's terrible, at least for the rest of the episode.
Bye. So what about the rest of you
guys? This will happen around the
corner too. The three of you did not even
see that. There's no way you could.
Oh fuck, that's good. Anyway, what about you 3
fighting the bear? Here is it.
The bears turn. No, it's the three.
No, it's still ours. OK, well while that's going on
out there, I'm going to take a swing and uppercut swing with my
shield since I missed the first time.
OK, Yep. So give me that strength.
Oh, that's 18. The net.
Oh, yeah. OK, so that hits.
Give me that D4 damage. OK, you just three.
OK, minus D8. Oh my God, that's painful.
I figured I'd go for. Somebody that I might be able to
kill? Fucking 8.
OK, yeah. So yeah, you just smack it.
It doesn't even react to it. I think we should run.
That's what I told you a while ago.
You just hear more. I think you're right.
What are? You doing?
I'm running for whatever stairs I saw, OK?
You're running for those stairs? Yeah, That's split the party off
to the side. You really?
Yeah. If anything, Fisks split the
party first, so. Yeah, so as you get to those
stairs, give me an agility test, Scoots.
Fuck me. I was trying to split his skull.
That's a 14 + 0 fourteen. OK, so yeah, you get to these
stairs and they're immediately, they're really slippery and
you're like, oh fuck, I'm just lost my footing, but you didn't.
And you make it to the hallway. And then you see as you get up
these stairs and you kind of continue running, you are in
this strange, dark, narrow, organically formed passageway,
like a little hallway, almost like a, just like a corridor.
This is the vague smell of decay and that weird darkness still
preventing your hands from igniting.
You see in the middle of this too, a hole going upwards.
And you know, this is because there is like a just a small
beam of. Daylight.
This place is soul crushing. God, it really is.
And then that's okay, that's you then.
So move on to weemit and what do you do when you're still little
You're kind of you're not alone with this bear.
You're with the bear and. And another skeleton.
Laurel, yeah. Actually I also have lawn
flowing luscious hair by the way.
Growing out of the skull, yes. That is no.
I mean, I mean it's literally in my oh, I believe you.
I have a. Beautiful head.
Do you still have eyeballs in your socket?
I just didn't. Say anything about that, I just
have the hair. Yeah, OK.
Because I think you drew that out of the manic gaze, didn't
you? I did.
OK, that's what I thought. So if you got something like
that, then yeah. But if not, then I mean, that's
totally up to you. I don't care.
You have a hair. He has eyeballs.
Because we met. Make a run for it.
I'll be right behind you. Just like just like salute at
them and just take off after Scoots.
OK, as you get to the stairs, give me an agility test.
Oh. Shit, I'm going to go ahead and
open that. What, did you get the reroll?
OK, Because I got a four. That's a high number, That's
all. Now I got a 10.
That's still a fail, Okay. So as you get to those stairs
you're at, you're kicking off. After Scoots, you get to those
stairs and you just slip and you catch air and you land right on
your tailbone and smack the back of your skull on the ground
Again, You're not, like, damaged or anything like that, but you
are definitely on your back and no longer progressing forward,
yeah. If I had lung to be like this.
Yeah, if you had lungs that would have knocked the wind out
of you. You're lucky your eyeballs are
still in your skull. Like rattling a bit, yeah.
That's perfect. Yep, this loosely spinning.
OK, so that's all of you guys. This bear is only hanging out
with Laurel at this point, so he's going to go for the attack.
He swings. He telegraphs a big stone cloth
swing at you. Give me an agility test. 14 on
the nuts. Very good.
So yeah, you as. This thing is so telegraphed,
you duck. Blow it and it catches.
There again, give me initiative. Oh my.
Fuck to shit. And going with that, Missy goes
with the other arm and tries to do the exact same thing to you.
Jamie Christmas what'd? You get. 11. 11 Are you going to
keep that? You're going to omen it.
Bro, how hard does this son of a bitch hit?
I think I'm going to have to use an omen.
You. Want to?
By all means you had a chance. I have 4 omens so I'm going to.
Use. Oh, yeah, yeah.
OK, so hell, you you. This thing's about to get you
right in the face, but in the last second you just duck back
and you feel it brush the bone of your.
Skin. I just realized something.
Brushes through my hair. Yeah, There we go.
That's perfect. I just realized something you
realized? You can omen to reduce damage,
yeah. You can you want to
retroactively come back, you're dead anyway.
No, no, no. He walked away.
You're still alive then if you want to spend an omen until
like. Do that we can assume that how
much? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because yeah, you're D6. It's.
Reduced by D6, you better. Roll it right now, then.
Yeah, 5. The entirety of it.
That's the entirety of it. So in other words, the entirety
of it, well, he's a ghost. He literally is a ghost.
And you have a. Stone Axe.
It probably looks like you killed him, but to you anyway.
But yeah, you know you could. You could do the same by the
way, I I mean I hit you. That's true.
You could open to reduce that as well.
I hit you with four. Nah, I'm going to save it.
OK, so as this bear almost hits you, Laurel and look at your
name, everything. You're always different.
I never know. But as it does, you see that it
swipes through this tapestry, ripping it off the wall,
revealing a hole in the wall. Like, is that closer to me?
It's on the other side of the bear because he kind of swung
around and how big is it? How big is?
It's big enough to fit the bear. No, not big enough to fit the
bear, but it's definitely big enough for you guys to hunch
through. I slide through.
OK, so that's Wait Bear just went roll initiative.
Yeah. Wait.
Wait, no, it's my turn. Air went first on the
initiative. Oh, he did.
So that's. Actually.
Perfect. Oh yeah.
Fuck. Where's, where's cousin We mutt?
He is laying on the ground at the bottom of the stairs.
Can the bear get down the stairs?
It's upstairs. Can the bear go upstairs?
Right there? Oh yeah, it's tooth blue.
Oh my God, good question. You got.
Yes. You had to see it to know it.
That makes sense. OK, you got what I'm.
Saying I raced A cousin's side. OK.
He's probably not even my cousin.
I don't even know. It's up to you guys, really.
I don't care. Get a lot of cousins.
I'm going to go grab him, pick him up and start dragging up the
stairs. Are you resisting any of this?
No, I'm I'm still like done. OK, OK, fair enough.
So, yeah, so you're going to go up the stairs falling scooter.
OK, so as you do that, give me an agility test.
And since you're carrying somebody, making it a little bit
tougher than the cold to keep your footing, we're going to
call it a 14. That's a four on the deck.
I'm going to omen the reroll. OK, yeah, by all means what is
the total? I got 13.
A13OK, so yeah, you go pick him up, you go to continued up the
stairs. You know what he was going.
To be drinking lots of milk. And you both go down.
So. Scoots, what are you doing
there? So do I hear both of them fall
on their ass clattering in the. You heard we might go down for
sure and then you probably heard the clattering of of Laurel
follow and then they both go down again.
So you know, you can probably put the pieces together with
what you're hearing for. Sure, I'm going to run down
there and help them up so I can get them up the up the stairs.
OK. So yeah.
I have no idea where Cedric is and I have no idea where Fisk is
so. OK, so at.
This point, they're dead to me. Fair enough.
You usually go back down those stairs again, but since you're
well aware of it, I'm going to knock it down to A10.
The other one. An obstacle is always a problem.
Yeah, so off like the stairs. It's an 11.
An 11? Perfect.
So you make your way down them, you pull the both of them up off
the ground, and you make your way back up the stairs.
I'm not going to make it real. Look at it back up there.
Again. Come on guys, let's go get your
Bony asses in gear. Yep, Yep, Yep.
I'm I'm right. All right.
Just be careful with my joints. Can I hear the bear?
You can see the. Bear.
And he's kind of like tangling with the the tapestry as it's
kind of caught on his claws. Oh, it looks a little derpy, but
it's happening. Was Laurel going to point out
the the passageway? That's up to Laurel.
Yeah. I mean, you might have seen it.
You were in the room so while you were days though so hard to
say. Yeah, I I was This eyes are
still rolling. I feel like we would not quite
run back to that hole with the bear down there.
The bear is we're. We're trying to get up these
stairs, so I'll run with holy. Scooter, Where's the new stairs?
Whoo, right. He's probably back in the
hallway. He hasn't really done much.
Oh, you never know where A new kiss.
You know, he's not much of a combatant.
So he's not much help either, come to think of it, I.
Feel like that's by design, yeah.
He's next. Both Phil's and mine.
Now we'll catch up with him later, I guess.
All right, so we get to the top of these stairs, right?
Yeah, you get up there. Yep.
So. Yeah, we're booking.
We still have Fisk and the General secretly.
So Fisk, what are you doing? You don't know that the
general's alive If he if you can, call him.
That he fades into the floor. You think I should have went
back in there, Skelly, man. I mean, you think I acted a
little brash? I mean generally, yeah.
I mean, I mean, you're pretty. You don't make it this far.
Useless. Yes, yes, you don't.
He's in my head still. Yeah, yeah, he is.
No, you don't get a successful meat cart like I do by, you
know, running into shit. Let.
Me ask you a question, shoot it from the hips.
Do you consider these people to be your friends?
I mean, he was inside me. He attacked me first, though.
That seems like it's more than friends, but anyway, if they
really are your friends, maybe you treat them with a little
more. We just support, honestly.
Oh, you just met and he's already inside you.
Yeah. Are you one of those?
I move quick. Oh well.
Yeah, there's so much more heart than this should be.
This should be. I really get out of my head.
I don't. Think he's dead?
I step out of the wall. Because I hear him too.
But I mean, what if he was dead? He wouldn't.
He'd just be haunting you. Why would I hear?
See. You have one more opportunity to
make yourself useful. Giving you an ultimatum.
I mean, what's he going to do? Touch me with his little hands?
I got his hammer right here. I suggest you maybe give that
back to him, it's probably more useful.
Also, he's your friend. Remember?
Friends don't attack friends. They just abandoned them.
What? That?
That's how all my friends do it. Oh buddy.
Oh, complex back story. The long game, The long game.
For real. Here's the deal.
If you plan on going back for them, I will distract the bear,
give you an opportunity to get through.
But if you reject this proposal now, I will strangle you to
death. I feel like the options are
limited, yes, but I've been waiting for a kill.
Let me flip this corn real quick.
Oh, come on. Just like it.
Take the High Road. Fine, fine.
Take the Hammer, God damn it. But I swear to God, if you come
after me again, it depends. I'm gonna snort your dust
starting from your toes. Naturally, they're beautiful,
actually. It depends on your future
usefulness and. I phase back into the wall
again. Nice.
So that's enough for you guys. Okay.
So I feel like the turn or the round with Scoots helping the
other two up the stairs, you two doing what you guys did, which
took probably forever. It's all happening at the same
time, baby. Let's just roll initiative
again, cuz I don't think, I think the bear started
initiative, didn't he? Yes, yes.
Okay. Okay, there we go then.
Let's just roll it again. I'll go.
That's the bear. The bear.
OK, so the bear is struggling with that tapestry, but he does
manage to free it from his claws real weirdly, too.
Like he's just whipping it around like it's a.
Like a Chinese finger trap. Yeah, OK.
I was thinking more like a grocery bag caught on him, but I
figured that makes some sense. It doesn't.
Right. Thank you.
Yeah. But it's OK.
That's fine either way. He's free of that now.
But that's his turn. What about the rest of you?
I'm still heading upstairs. Okay, you getting down into the
hallway there. Yeah, but with the other two
guys. You the skeletons.
Yeah, I managed to kind of reorient myself.
So yeah, I'm following, Scoots. And.
Holding my new buddy's hand. Your cousin?
Yeah, I wonder if they're kissing cousins.
Never mind. I mean, I'm out.
So did you say that this hallway goes on past the stairs?
Even a little bit. No.
So if you go up those little flight of stairs, you'll be in
that hallway that I described for Kevin.
No, no. I mean like where the bear is.
Oh, the bear. Yeah, If you were to take a
right instead of the left, you would end up at a large wooden
door, kind of in the middle of all those plints.
You know, OK, so there is hallway there.
Yeah, going back at least a little bit.
The room is just a giant rectangle.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
And you guys are coming in from the side of it.
I'm going to come out of the wall on the opposite side of
that hallway and. I would assume it's on the
opposite side of the bear and Fisk, yes.
Yeah, that makes sense. OK then I am.
I'm going to come out of the hallway there.
Looks like you missed one for the.
Bear Yes, He turns at you and roars.
Yeah, yeah. Very nice.
Fuck.
You anyway. And I just keep going, like
walking down the hallway a bit and to the towards the door.
Towards the door, yeah. And then fucking as far as like
far back as I can, kind of just face back into the wall.
Okay. Yeah, I got you.
Saying so you're kind of in the wall by the big door.
Yeah. Got you.
Okay. Wonderful.
Just trying to distract them back down that hallway.
That's really smart idea. What about, I guess we still
have Laurel and Fist. Laurel, did you follow the
Skeleton and Scoots? Yeah.
Okay. So you're you're all in that
hallway. What about you, Fisk?
I knew. Did you see where these guys
went? I know you're just sitting by
this doorway. Oh yeah, Which guys?
All of them. Oh yeah, they all went down that
way. They fell down the stairs a
bunch. It's really funny.
But no. Scoots picked him up and they
dipped off down the hall. You want to come with me?
There are other options. Nope.
And I throw them over my shoulders there.
Enough SO. I guess, yeah, he does.
Where you going? The way he told me to go.
Up the stairs. Sure.
With with them, Sure. OK.
So you get across this room, the bear is over.
You see that the bear is kind of going off to the other side of
the room. I'm very cautious on the stairs
cuz he said it was slippery. Who did Anuk?
He said he slipped on all that. They were all.
He did say, yeah, he did tell you that.
So you are aware. OK DR10 then for the agility,
that's great. Good, good, good eye or good
ear? Oh, that's a 21.
Oh fuck yeah. So with that that insider
information, that's insider baseball, right?
Doesn't. Make any sense?
Anyway, you go up the stairs, you see the the skeletons and
scoots kind of standing almost like under a spotlight of that
vertical shaft. Yeah, I thought we'd do.
No. Glad to see you guys are all
right. Oh, look who decided to join us.
Where's? Where's?
Lord Cedric Mars is all right. Pretty good.
I'm not sure I. Don't know who any.
Of you are, he's acting like you don't know anything that
happened. He's just playing dumb.
I like that. How you doing, cousin?
We met. Wow, what are you doing down
here? Oh, you know, just serving some
time. You Robin Tombs again?
Well, you know, and it's for corpse Luton and what it always
has been. Got to keep this hair somehow
plucking all them little Danny's.
What is he talking about? I have no idea.
I mean, your hair is quite lovely.
I got to give you that. The wealthy tombs, they always
got the nice wigs in them. Well, they turn into wigs.
You got to pluck them when they're fresh with a hair color,
still sturdy. Kind of reminds me of Paul.
Risk of peace, Paul. I kind of miss the other guy.
What other guy? I don't know who you are.
I'm. Right here.
Oh, there you are. Who's Goldie with you?
Hey, don't talk to him. He's mine.
Pleasure. To meet you, I I.
You're going to ask me if I recognize you, aren't you?
No. The other one did.
No. Oh, well, good, because I don't.
He's a smart cousin. Sounds.
Like, I feel like there's better things we could be doing with
the talk. Oh, he's back.
There he is. Like Crown through the Wall?
Yeah, haunt my dreams. And there's still a bear down
there. It didn't just go away.
That's right. Yeah, we we should keep going.
Stop jerking off around here and get the fuck.
Moving and I go back in the wall.
I I motioned to the beads in my pelvis.
With what? Can't be jerking much, really.
If it's sad, shake a pale failure or something.
I don't know he. Doesn't even have those.
Yeah, that's true. Shakes his pelvis.
Sounds like Marraca. I open the door.
You open the door. What door or whatever is in
front of us? OK.
So, yeah, it's just a hallway. You do see like as you guys get
underneath that, that that vertical shaft that you can see
like people, you can hear them. And there it's a ways up there,
like probably well over 100 feet.
It's a very smooth shaft, I see. In your Tomb Raiding days, how
did you usually handle this? Rope A rope bow.
A rope bow. To be honest.
But also the the hallway or this corridor does continue on.
Then you see, you can't really tell much beyond that.
See Cousin We met normally I'm breaking into the tombs not
already in it, so can't really help you out of it.
You normally have to get out of them after you, yeah.
When I came in, I know how to get out.
I'm the one I got in. Don't.
Don't you remember how they brought you in unconscious?
So no, yeah, that's fair. I mean, I remembered.
Well, that's true. Yeah, I'm going to put you down
now. You're kind of heavy.
If you insist. So who's here in charge?
The guy bleeding from the chest with the with the fucking
charcoal hands or what? And what's going on here?
I never said I was in charge. I just want to get the hell out
of here and I guess head further down the quarter it's.
Still got all the the geodes and stuff right keeping me from.
It does this place and. Is Scoot's hand still out?
Yes, they've been out ever since you guys got into that room with
the bear. So you guys push on a little bit
down this hallway and you come to a perpendicular hallway going
left and right to you guys, and it's familiar.
You see the blood flowing between paved stones.
It's that hallway, the one that you guys were in, that led to
the guards room, but you're now coming at it from another
direction. You know that if you were to go
directly to the door in front of you, you would end up back in
the kitchen. Well, this sucks.
I feel like we just went in a big circle.
You literally did. This is all new to me.
Never been here. I think I left toes over that
way. I doubt you left any toes
anywhere. Now guys.
Look, the only place I haven't been is this place, and if you
were telling me right now that you've already been here, I can
only think of. One Direction.
Yes. There's a hole in the wall
downstairs by the bear that I haven't been.
Have you been? No.
OK, well, that might that might very well be where we gotta go.
I'm just saying. And you couldn't have said that
before. I mean, we can always go back to
our cage and go through that hole.
What? There's a hole over there.
All this talk about holes is get me kind of hungry.
I don't. I'm going to go back towards
where the bear was. What do Bones eat?
He seems confident I'm going to follow him and it's it's prison
pockets. Are we on the Are we on the
opposite side of the that hallway, the the kitchen?
Like, not where we first started, but.
When we left it, yeah, when you exited it, cuz remember, you
exited it. There was that hallway and then
the geos were exploding. It's that hallway with the
exploding geodes. And then and.
Then you know that like the guard cuz in other words from
this direction you guys are facing S looking at this.
Blood flowing hallway. Yes, the kitchen is directly
across from the hallway from you.
If you were to go down to the right, on the same wall that you
guys are breaching the hallway from, you would find the guard
room where you guys saw the guards playing Goblin teeth.
If you were to go all the way to go to left all the way to the
end of the hallway, you would come to that room where you guys
saw the egg and then Scoots killed the baby.
Murderer. And that was notable.
And then also there was that little blood pool over there as
well on that end of the hall. Do we want to go hit the hole?
I'd rather not. We'll hit all sides of it.
I'd rather not take my chances with that fucking bear again.
Well then we got to go back through the kitchen and hit that
that hole behind the thingy. Unfortunately, it looks like
Scoots has already made-up his mind for us as they watch him
like walking off down the hall. They.
Walked down wrong, wrong. He made-up his mind for him.
I'm. I'm going to be following Scoots
because I I have some questions for his weird hands.
I'm going to go, I'm going to listen to.
The, you know, guard door family.
So I'm going to go. I'm a travel.
Team player here to this team is divine.
But Scoots and Laurel, and we might As you guys get back to
this room, you're at the top of the stairs.
You see that the bear is just standing there still, like like
a like a statue. Oh, nice.
This would probably be a good time to take a break.
Welcome back, the files of the face.
That's my favorite part. Screaming.
All right, so the three of you Scoots and the skeletons.
That's your new band? Yeah, definitely a Scott band.
Your name is. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys stand on the South end of this room of the bare room.
We're calling it now General and Fisk.
What are you guys doing? I guess we have to follow.
Oh, General, you were looking listening to the guard door.
I was going to, yeah, see if they're still in there.
OK, we'll deal with that first, then you're following the The
Crew. I'll follow the general.
OK. So yeah.
Then sees the one that's. I got to keep an eye on you.
OK, whatever. So yeah, you guys go down that
you're listening to the door and you hear the hooting and
hollering you heard last time you came by here.
Definitely not the best direction.
Oh yeah, both seems pretty bad if you think about.
It agreed. Fuck.
All right, let's go fucking follow the Human Torch and
Skellermans or whatever. The fuck.
Come on, a nook. Throw them back over my
shoulder. Quiet.
So the four of you, cuz yeah, you're carrying around two other
people, which I God imagine that I should really just start being
like Dr., the boosting. Well, I mean, essentially
they're both both skeletons. He's.
Not far off. You're not wrong.
The gold one's got to weigh it. Good amount, though.
You think gold weighs more than bone?
Yeah, he's gold leafed like a gold.
Gold leaf like a gold skull, like possibly.
Is he solid gold? We don't have.
He's gold leafed does. He feel like he.
No, OK. Thanks That you're the one
holding. Him.
He's got gold teeth. Those are solid.
Oh yeah, you gotta get that gold grill against the grill.
It would look weird if those were what?
We make it look easy. Real trap shit.
Anyway, so yeah, all of you guys stand on the South end of this
bare room, the Bears standing completely still.
What now? Where do we go?
Shut the fuck up. Why?
As you say, what's the point as you say that you see like
flashing of the Geos in the ceiling?
Oh, those things. That firstly, yes.
I didn't see that last time. I'm sorry.
I guess he's. Not really.
If you say I'm sorry, I guess you're not sorry.
Not at all. Trust me, I tried that.
Just, just give, just give me a minute, all right?
And I'll go through the wall and come out by the bear.
You guys better watch your back. He tried to attack me earlier.
You're coming out by the bear. Yeah.
OK And you see that he's like, completely catatonic.
Not catatonic, but he's a statue.
I I moved my hand in front of his face.
Nothing. Why?
Why would he? Why would he attack you?
I'm not sure. And he was inside my prison
pocket. Oh, you would figure yet like
some sort of bomb that you people wouldn't break?
I gave him a free run. He tried to jump my bones, if
you know what I mean. I point to the gold skeleton.
I. Mean look at Laura was like.
Sure you want to be a part of this?
I don't know anymore to be honest.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't.
Much blame you. He said if I don't take alone,
he's going to come after me so. I love how you're fucking just,
like, lying to these boys. But I'm not.
Well, you're kind of honest. No, you're not.
But you are making you're victimizing yourself pretty
hard. You're playing the victim.
I'm just saying. Eyes peeled.
This one's watching my back. Yes, right.
I stare with my you're you're down there.
You're not anywhere near here. I stare with my eyelids.
Fucking gaunt face. Sure.
OK, I'm down at the bottom of the stairs.
Then I waved my hand in front of its face and I just shrug at
him. Are we good?
Oh, sorry. Yeah, as you say that, yeah, you
see the Geo, it's like it's almost like wherever you are
talking like the Geo, it's kind of ripple like sound waves,
right. Fortunately, you barely heard
him. So the bear, like the ripples
only made it so far. But like, any louder and that
would have woken the bear, likely.
I obviously I'm not going to take any chances with that and
he brought up the hole in the wall.
And I saw it. I'm going to lead the rest of
the game to this hole on the. Wall, I'm going to, yeah, I'm
going to just like. Quietly.
Shrug and point over that direction.
And be careful those those stairs are slippery from when I
heard stop talking. This is my whisper.
Sorry, I barely have met you and you seem very useless and on the
reliable. You're going to get me killed.
You keep talking, you're making me nervous.
I'm going to triple if you don't stop talking to me that way.
Everybody shut the fuck up. I want my hands to be on fire
again. I do like to close my ears.
All right. Follow me.
Permanently. Just follow me.
Be fine, you guys going back down the stairs again.
I'm going to, I'm going to sneak down the stairs and lead them to
the hole in the wall. All right, so I know what's
coming. Just the stairs.
All right. So I'm thinking, you guys are
well aware of it, right? So that's dropping it down to
A10. You guys are also like, really
trying to, like, be quiet. So you're definitely walking
differently. I'm going to call that an 8.
So you just got to make a DRA to Agility to not fall, are you?
Kidding me, I tripped him. So, so, weeb it.
Yep. Weeb.
It takes that first step and immediately his pulls out and
it's just. As you do that down, Laurel does
the exact same thing like you guys are doing it like
synchronized almost and then you see the sound waves.
Like reaching out to the bear and the bear just roars again.
That's funny, because I also fell down the stairs.
And you clang with like the gold skeleton.
And then you broke my hip because you're carrying two
other people. It was already broken.
Apparently that's not. That's new to me.
Why'd you drag me down with you? What about your?
Scoots what? What is?
What has Scoots got? 19.
Oh, excuse fucking you fucker. Suck.
You like, just easily make it down these stairs?
You got a two? Yeah, Yeah, it matters now.
I got a three. You got a three.
I got a 1230. Fuck, dude.
You guys couldn't have made that any worse.
Holy fuck, I'm going to scramble to stand up from the top of the
stairs. I hear all this shit and I'm
like. Mango is the fucking hole.
You run to the hole. Yeah.
OK, OK. What about you, Scoots?
Are you? What are you?
You made it down. All your buddies are on the
wall. Buddies, whatever are on the
floor around you. I'm going to stand very still
and look at them very angrily. I don't know what that's going
to do. That thing's awake now.
Yeah, and it's it's coming. You better boot, scoot and
boogie on down here. Right.
I'm already down there with you guys and you guys are basically
like dog piled around me, so I feel like I'm pretty much buried
in skeleton. You're trapped with.
It, man. Yeah.
I am trapped within my party. It's a good title, man.
Trapped within the party. I feel like reading out the
whole title is real bad though. Like Trapped within Part 4,
Trapped within the party? That's not great.
So I'm just gonna stand there. For now.
OK, role initiative fucking. Of course.
I. Thought Thomas do.
That's a three. Three.
OK, so the bear. The only person in this room
standing, drawing his attention is Scoots.
Or. Or what?
They seen our ghosty friend run away cuz he was right in front
of him. It is true.
Oh, that is true. I was.
When he was inert. And I said that I was walking
off the other direction. No, he notices us.
I'm just saying, yeah. I notices.
Yeah, I mean, we're, we're. Just.
Saying we're the source of the sound.
Specifically, I said. I shrug, and then I point off
the direction of the hole and walk that way.
That was all silent. That's true.
OK, Yeah. OK, so this bear is coming at
you, scoots. Give me an agility test.
OK, ooh, I'm gonna omen. Yeah, my guest.
It's 14. OK, there you go.
This thing swings a big old Telegraph claw at you.
And yeah, to no avail. All right.
That's you guys. So as he swings, I'm going to
try to run. Like or or slide or just go
underneath him and go towards the hole.
I love it. OK, Yeah, you managed to just
slide your way to the hole. We'll call you at the hole right
there with Cedric, about 3 laying on the ground.
You fly. I I do like the full scooby-doo
sound effects. Just scramble, run across the
hole. But OK, so yeah, it gets up,
scrambles to the hole. What about Fisk and his
entourage? Why stand up?
I grab a nook by the ankle and I run to the hole.
OK, yeah, you do and make it to the hole.
What about Laurel? Let's all meet at the hole.
OK, you're scrambling your way over the hole too.
Gould dot, however, is left sitting there.
What? Yeah, you grabbed a nook.
Well, he was on my back. Still you fell with everybody I
feel like in his legs. If I'd known that, I would have
left a nook. So who are you grabbing?
Not a nook. OK.
Oh yeah. No, just leave me here.
That's fine. You're fine.
Yeah, probably will be. Yeah.
At the. Cannon fodder So.
Give me initiative, just all of the hole OK5.
That's us. So what do you guys do?
I suppose you guys want to know what's in the hole.
I'm going in hole. OK, so you got to.
I'm just going to dive in. OK, so you see that pools of
ancient, thick, sticky blood fill this room, overflowing up
to about ankle height. You see one of those little
weird Murloc dudes that we have seen occasionally?
It's a little put but but I'm not sure what that is.
But we've been calling him Murloc's and that's way funnier.
So he's holding. Looks like he's holding a a
Lantern on the other side of this puddle across from it.
And that's are there any geotes in here?
No, actually, as you breach the hallway, your hands ignite.
Are there doors? No, there are no doors.
There is just this hallway. You do see behind that dude with
the Lantern, there's a small tunnel in the wall about the
size of the doggie door, which is not big.
Are you standing there watching you guys too?
Like, he's like, kind of frozen in place.
Did a nook fall through? What did a Nook make it?
As you look back to see that, you see that the bear is just
hovering over a nook and he's laying on the ground still
because he's old and probably takes a couple turns to get up.
I'm going to turn back to scoots.
Hey, what about your grandpa? He'll be fine.
I'm not Scoots. I'm just listening to your
conversation. Yeah, you're weird.
Don't like you. See how.
Many of us do. Yeah, right.
I don't know. I thought I was a Peach.
This is an unbearable party. No one asked, tripping in it for
the past three episodes. I that's not my pappy.
He's fucking useless. I don't know why we're dragging
his ass along. I guess we have this moral
obligation to make sure he comes out alive.
Well, I'm thinking you don't. No, you're you're just
unreliable. I'm also belligerent.
Yes. Obviously, yeah.
Hey, fuck you. Fuck you.
The bear attacks him. Yeah, it's coming, I'm sure.
Oh. Shit.
Do we go get him? No.
No, look at we. I don't think so.
I mean. Fuck him.
I'm gonna head for the doggy door.
Who? Yes.
Who here wants to die for him? Raise your hand.
Yeah, that's what I thought. He's standing next to us.
Quietly here we can hear you guys are louder than spit all
the time I was yelling at the light.
I'm sure he'll be fine. Who's going for the doggy door?
I'm going for the doggy door. OK, as you try to wade your, you
wade through this pool of blood. And you see that the little dude
with the Lantern, like he sees you coming and immediately ducks
into there and just takes off. OK, lead the way.
No, no. OK.
No, I don't know anything beyond this place.
Well, follow us and you probably die.
And I'm going to try to squeeze my way through the doggy door.
As you do, you see that like you're trying to.
You're on the ground pretty much crawling to get through here,
and your shoulders are just not narrow enough.
I am a skeleton. How big of a doggy door are we
talking like? Chihuahua.
Like Levi's dogs. Like Levi's dogs.
I don't know Levi's dogs. Oh, that's a great point.
Let's call it like a 2 foot wide hole.
As Scoots has tried to squeeze through this hole, I ram my
shoulder into him to give. Him.
His butt? Yep.
OK, get in there with that. Thickness we we will, we'll also
assist. OK, so you guys are pushing
Scoots into this hole and he's like he it's narrow, but he's
fitting and. Do you see, Scoots, that this
tunnel takes a sharp hook to the left, and as you squeeze your
way around it, you don't even see?
Like the the little man's Lantern light, it's just
darkness. Well, actually, for your hands
are illuminating the area around you.
And my eyes so oh. That too.
Yeah. You like flashlights?
Pretty much with thrives. Pretty much I got like high
beams turn. Them off stop.
Learning. Go down the highway with your
brights on. Yeah, I'm that asshole.
All right, so I hang the left and I I guess continue on.
I I try to. I I doubt I could like Crane
around to say anything to anybody behind me, but I will
try to relay the message that there is a hallway that is going
to the left. You see actually at this point
then because you kind of went down a little bit further down
after you said that, you come to a spot where it splits left and
right. To the left.
Okay. You keep crawling and you're
crawling for a Waze. And then you eventually you come
out. Well, you see light at the end
of the total. Okay.
Corny. And you're back in the Jake, so.
If only right. I'll take my chances with Gizmo.
Okay. So you continue on into the
light and you see that this room is literally just.
So it's like a 10 foot by 10 foot room with a door and of
course the tunnel that you just crawled out of, It's big enough
to stand in, but not much bigger.
OK. Do I hear any of the other
people following me? I don't know.
Do you? Are you guys following him?
I'd be close behind. You're calling.
I mean, the skeletons are probably no problem, right?
They're just bones. Or the ghosts.
Yeah, the ghosts can could just like through the wall.
I wish you would walk with this pelvis at eye level.
You're like, crouched to, like, make it happen.
I'll fall on. OK.
So pretty much all of you guys are squeezing through here,
right? That's it you assume.
OK, so you guys all this room here, then this 10 foot by 10
foot room really starts filling up with you guys as you guys all
emerge from the tunnel. And is it all stone around the
door as well? Yeah, yeah.
It's like it's it's carved the same way that the tunnel is just
a larger area. Why don't you take a little peek
through that, see what we're cooking with?
I have a bad feeling. I know where we are.
I look through the wall. You look through the wall and
you see a cylindrical room with like a graded floor, and it's
full of these various sizes of black balls.
And you realize that this door that you guys you're standing in
front of is an unopened door in this room.
What's the number say above it? That is number 11.
It's it's the ballroom, not the one where you dance pulse
corpses in there. Yep, and it is.
You see it just. You've got to be fucking kidding
me. I wish I wasn't.
I mean, we can always go back and hit that.
Other hit that other angle, but dude.
So if we open this door, are we going to have a?
What the fuck? Is it like a 20 foot ball?
Don't do it. Somehow.
Don't do it. I've never been here before.
I walk into the wall, Jake. What are you talking about?
And I open up the. I dive into the hole.
Jake, give me a D2. On A1 there's no ball.
On A2, there's a ball. It'd be.
If you're the fucking worst. Flip the coin.
It's a one. One is no ball, it's a one.
OK, so you open the door and you just see this round room.
Those balls, but no new ball I I turn around.
Lot of balls in the here. Lot of balls.
Expecting something else? I'm going the other way.
Come on. You're crawling back into the
tunnel. Oh, yeah, OK.
If. You want you can walk in there,
open up one of those other doors.
I'll go check it out. Go for it, I turn around.
No. No, no, no, no.
Why? You see that corpse over there?
That was Paul. He looks familiar, don't, isn't
he? That's Fincter.
Yeah, Oh yeah, yeah. Looks like you want to mark a
page. I think he was also played by
you. I don't know who you is.
Me neither. Move on, Cool Dog's here.
I forgot I still have an. MPC I guess I'll follow Fisk and
go back through the the tunnel, maybe head straight instead of
hanging the right. Oh, taking the other what was
originally? Going left.
OK, I'm going left. What do you mean?
Well, left would be that way they you.
No cuz when we came here we went down a curved and then there was
another left and right and then you went we took the left.
As. And going straight would be
going the right direction, yeah. Yeah.
So I'm going. So you guys are going the way
you didn't go before. Yeah, correct.
All right. So you guys crawl and you guys
are crawling through this? Tunnel for a fucking long time.
Do we meet up with Anuk in the tunnel?
No, no shit, O. K you pass by the intersection
where you took could have taken that of course.
And you, yeah, you guys are crawling for like 30 minutes or
so before you realize like you don't fucking know where this is
going and you continue crawling and like an hour or so passes
and you're still just like army crawling through this tunnel.
We'll get there sometime. Well, wait.
I don't know. You're just walking through it.
You run up ahead. Find out.
That's not quite how it works. Are you in lovely I Spy?
I'm kind of like. There's like nothing around but
rock. I'm kind of like Nightcrawler.
I kind of need to know, right? You're not.
You understand? No moving this Nightcrawler.
You've never OK, never mind. Fuck it.
I, I, and I'm going to start describing.
Blood. It's in a prison pocket.
It's blood. Quit staring at my turd, Cutter.
Let's just go. That's so gross.
Oh boy, that's what he calls this poop knife.
Oh yeah, the poop knife of. Course, my old stink whistle.
I shouldn't whistle it. Shouldn't whistle, you said.
You called it something once. A dirt.
Something dirt. * Yeah. Oh, dirt, dirt button.
Dirt button. That's fucking.
What the fuck? All right, how many hours do we
crawl through this thing? I mean, are you gonna continue
till something changes? Yeah, I can't turn around.
Yeah, either that or. We back up for the next three
hours. That's a fucking great point.
So you guys crawl for hours and hours and hours and.
Eventually enough for another bell to chime.
Yes. And you don't really hear it
because of how where you are, of course.
But feel it in our bones. You just feel it in your bones.
Yeah. Potential.
Oncoming. Misery.
Somebody give me a I feel sad. We.
Crawled for 23 hours. Impressive.
I'm not doing it. Anybody.
D10. Yep, D10 all.
Right. You guys did.
That's a 10. Okay.
So D8 tomorrow morning. Well, I love that fucking
escalating. The misery date It's so.
What do I roll? D6 Oh, a scooter has to roll.
Did you die as your infection? Where were you in the lineup?
I died. You died.
I'm in the front. What did you?
Get what did you get 3 and how many hit points did you have?
Three you're. Ever broken again.
So give me a D4. Oh my.
I have one HP, because of it my. Fuck a four a 4I.
Think that's dead? I think you died.
Yeah. Can I?
I think that's. Broken 4 down.
Can I home in to reduce? I I think you can spend an omen
on anything really. Can I spend an omen on my my
damage here so I don't? Die my last.
I'm here. Infection damage, Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, you're the GM, dad. That's true.
It's a GM call at that point because I mean you could argue
omens could be spent to re roll any die.
That's kind of what I'm thinking, you know, is like any
any role can be omened, you know?
And yeah, I'll allow that. Yeah, for sure.
If you want to roll to reduce damage, then do that.
I'm alive still. Maybe what did you?
I feel sick. You'd have to roll a D6 to
determine how much you negated it.
I believe all of it. I gained 3 health.
OK, so your infection didn't affect you at all.
What about general? I have one HP left right now.
OK, OK. And you guys continuing to crawl
also? I still have.
To Oh yeah, give me a D100. Yeah, yeah.
Did it. 62. You're.
Good, I'm fine. It.
Would be really funny if he did that too, because he's like the
front of the pack and like it'll just be a lot.
OK. And then we spend the next day
just backing up. Oh God.
A whole day of crawling backwards.
Fuck. I mean, gets been a whole day
crawling. Your knees are probably
destroyed. Hmm.
Those of you who have flesh. Do we keep going first?
The any of the laurels are. Just like.
Like, just like scratch to like like like a skate deck.
Like like someone's grinding those rails.
I don't want to be a downer, but I have this weird feeling if we
just back up a couple of inches, even shit's going to change real
quick. This place is kind of fucky.
I. I mean, you're the expert.
What? Sure.
Oh God, where am I in the lineup?
I don't know. In the middle.
In the middle? Great.
Probably. I mean, I'm going to move my ass
back as much as I can. Our beep beep.
Let's go. You guys are just backing up now
go like 10 feet just to test it out.
OK. OK.
That's what you're doing. OK.
So you go back up 10 feet and. You've.
What miraculously changed is a 10 feet of movement.
Nothing is different. I guess 10 feet back.
Well, I've done all I can. I.
Love what you think we keep going forward then.
You guys are going to continue to crawl.
Forward Or do we go backwards? Backwards all day.
I'm at a certain point where I'm starting to feel like people are
starving to death maybe. Yeah, yeah, that's a great
point. I really feel like the skeletons
don't have to eat, no. It actually does.
Catacombs do not eat. OK, there you go.
So that doesn't affect you guys. You're a ghost.
I feel like it's the same for you.
I'm just assuming based on the fact he's a ghost, you're
accountable. You got to eat somebody.
You got to eat, though. And Scoots, you got to eat too.
I eat some of my gold toes. I guess you're.
Not eating those? No, you won't be able to digest
them. No, that's OK.
You're not break one off, pop it down in there.
Fair enough. So I take my big toe.
I completely lose my balance. That's fine.
I go over the pinky niblets. Yep, that one's small.
I don't lose that just for that fine tuning.
No. Yeah, that's OK.
What? About you, Scoots.
I don't. I don't want to eat anything in
this hole. Have anything to eat?
No, it's I'm eating Fisk. That's the only thing he can on.
You want some on this? Absolutely not.
I want the fuck out of here. You can have some callus.
You. Oh yeah.
Well, I got these shitty leather boots you can munch on.
How will we move this sausage train along?
Forward or backwards? We tried.
Backwards. Ain't working.
I don't. Think we tried forwards for 23
hours. What do you mean?
I don't feel like anything is working.
I just want to see I'm starting to lose my mind in here.
I just want to see a fucking like two people cross section of
this thing where it's just like a side view of the tunnel and
all you guys on your hands and knees just like yelling at each
other. Leave the human centipede can.
I'm going to start freaking out and start pushing whoever's in
front of me forward. Because of the human earthworm.
There's no fucking way that this can go on forever.
The the blood is still flowing this way.
No, you're way past all of that. Yeah, that was.
That was a pool in that room where that little dude was sure
you guys left that a day ago and it pretty much like as soon as
you got across that pool, there was no blood.
We keep going forward, sure. OK.
So you guys continue crawling is.
This the TPK. No.
It's straight up. No, actually it's it's it's
almost the opposite. You guys continue crawling and
hours pass. I got to imagine you're starting
to build. Doubt a lot, but yeah, turning.
Around isn't a fucking option though.
And you guys? Crawl for an entire another day.
I'm sorry, I've been shitting this whole time.
You. Calm, sorry, out of the ground
and you look around you and you are outside.
Absolutely. We fucking Shawshank this shit.
You really kind of did, because you look around and you're like,
I don't recognize any of this stuff.
You don't really know where you are, but everything around you
is just like corpses and. How long?
Like this valley of endless misery, the air here seems tough
to breathe. You said a full day.
Yeah, another full day. So of course we're going to have
a V8 here, but as you as you guys are standing here taking in
this. Not fresh air, but like this
fetid death air. You see the sun, kind of hazy
light through the thick clouds of of sun that's beautiful that
you're not really ever see. Like, you know, it's like
someone holding a flashlight on the other side of the car, like,
you're not going to see. I mean, somebody broke God's
spine over there. Yeah, that's somewhere else.
And you? We, we.
It's like leaning over and kind of like hugging Laurel.
And like running his hands through the hair.
Like it's a beautiful sunrise. It's a beautiful morning.
I told you they were kissing cousins.
I throw my hand over his his shoulders and I smooch his
eyeball. Is I wrong just like D?
The eyeball, man. Yeah, you.
You like it? Don't worry.
Somebody give me a D8, I'll do it.
That's an 8. OK, cool.
D6 tomorrow morning. However, though, you guys kind
of just take all this in. You really don't know where you
are, but you see a super frail man sitting against a stone.
Just it looks like he's on his on desk door pretty much.
Hey, Scoots, is that your grandpa?
I don't know. But no, he wasn't my grandpa to
begin with. Stop that.
It's not him. He doesn't look like him.
I know what you're thinking. And he looks up at you guys.
It's like, what are you? What are you doing here where
you come from? Where's here?
Hell the Valley. Unfortunate undead.
That does sound unfortunate. Indeed, yes.
Unfortunate. Hey, I have a quick question.
Oh fuck. What's?
That he holds up his leg, which is just a stump.
Does this look infected? Fucking.
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know that this episode featured the adventure Trapped Within by
our good friend Philip Jensen with Levi playing Fist Baskins
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Catacomb St. created by Makuti. Myself playing Scoots the Sports
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I thought we were. I mean, not Jesus Christ.
I mean, wait, Jesus Christ? The beats, Never mind.
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What's my fucking shit again? What's my fucking shit again?
So many new characters today. Yeah.
You did? Kevin just opened that bottle
with his ring badass. I did tungsten carb, my bud.
That was cool as fuck, man. One of these days I'm gonna
break my finger. My wife's gonna be pissed.
Likely. Not today, though.
It would depend on what finger I would have guess, yeah.
She might not be too upset. I got nine others.
Thanks for noticing. Wait, this whole?
Fucking place find fuck kind of is, yeah.
It's literally called Trapped Within God.
You can tell like we're starting to like it's getting to us.
Yeah, a little bit. And then I think it's
intentional. I'm.
Sweating. I swear to God, if we go through
that hole and we end up in that cell again, I'm going to have
very stern words for Phil. Yeah, that would be pretty
funny. For Zoid Berg, what is going on?
I don't know fart Morse code. Impressive.
Oh, he's going right. No, sorry.
I meant. Oh, that's.
Wrong, OK? Wrong inflection.
Does Morse code have inflections?
Different dialect. Oh, this is in German.