Greeting scum and welcome to foil to the face.
My name is Cannibal. Chris and I will be our GM as we
continue to play Dunkirk. This is Dunkirk Part 3.
Hello, I am Levi. I play lefty.
Wow. That's just the change.
Yeah, I know. I feel the guy has to tone it
down because it's like. Levi always comes in after you
and he's like, it's like falling off a Cliff.
It's quite a distance. Welcome everyone.
Welcome everybody. Levi and OK.
Next. Next.
Next Anyway, who also got?
Hi, I'm Thomas and I'm playing We bet.
I'm Kevin and I'm playing Morum. It's Amelia Jacob and I play
Saint Rick. I'm Nate and I play Nate.
Yeah, fucking well off. So last we left you guys last
episode, you just didn't leave a room.
You spent the whole last episode in that room.
Scoots died. That sucks.
Yeah, nothing good happened in that room.
Nothing good happened to that room.
Except you guys did survive. Except for one of you.
Moream showed up. He is now scooch 2.0 Or you just
Kevin's new guy. You killed three of the
basilisks. Undead begotten that which were
thrown down by some mysterious figure from above on a balcony.
Percent Rep the only things left in this area.
You came from the southern wall of this room, the southern door,
and there was also an eastern corridor where Morrum came from.
The doors you were talking about again.
Sorry. Yep.
One is to the South, one is to the east.
You came from the South when you got here 2.
Episodes ago. And he came from the east.
He came from the east? Yep.
New guy. New guy.
Now, what's going on? Where and what behind that door?
What was over there when you came from that direction?
Yeah, Truth be told, I don't. I don't remember.
That sounds horribly convenient. Convenient.
Isn't it though? Isn't it though?
You remember a trench. You remember.
You're hunting the mole worm. You remember?
I got all that, but you remember you came into a room, walked
down a trench. We got out of the trench at
another room and ended up. Here, but didn't cross the 2nd
trench. Yeah.
Yep, you. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, So back where I came, where I was, there was a there
was a trench and that's about it.
I heard some commotion and I came back over here and found
you fucks. Well, that's I guess the right
direction. Which way?
The way we came from or the way he came?
From the he, not we. Not we sure, right.
Yeah. I mean, we know where our
heading is. Do we really?
I mean take a look at around and just notice how much people have
changed over the last like couple of days.
I'm I'm the only consistent 1 here on here.
Wimit's going to make eye contact with them and just kind
of like shrug. And like Wimit, is consistent
because it's. I mean, we're going down that
hole, right? I'd prefer.
If I didn't. It isn't that the goal.
Isn't that the goal? I can't remember, no.
It's been many. It's his goal to kill this worm
where he's. From Fuck him, Let's go up those
stairs. No, I kind of agree.
Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, the stairs you came from.
That thing's the size of a fucking building.
We we got to get up there to that ledge.
We were almost. Killed by three of these fucking
blobs earlier. That guy was whatever.
Fuck Kevin or whatever. Yeah, that poor fool.
You notice too, since Kevin has died, it's a lot darker.
I got my candles right here. We're good.
Candles, candles.
You said that in response to the narrator.
It's really not like you said that in as a response to
somebody, like you said it for no reason like in the room
itself. Who's in my head?
Not me.
This time, it wasn't. Me wasn't me.
Remember Me? I love you back.
Well, I remember. I remember.
You're keeping me nice and toasty.
I got to figure out how this bone shit works too.
I'm not exactly sure. I nearly killed myself last
time. Excuse.
Me, Mr. Mormon. Mr. Mormon.
Yes. What exactly are you doing down
here? I'm here to kill that worm and
the worms owner. Yeah, whoever the fuck controls
it. That's what I'm here for and.
Any artifacts of any valuable sort?
I mean, I'm willing to sell myself for a certain amount of
money for. It but look, I've been hanging
with you guys for a little bit here, but people just die around
you. As a newly.
He died twice. From all I can tell.
Yeah. No, I mean, I kind of.
We we didn't really have anything to do with this first
time, though. No, no, that was that was kind
of self afflicted in a way. No, I wouldn't.
You put out your life. I have a lot of.
I have a lot of pride in myself. All right.
Yeah, you have a lot of. Anger.
Oh yes, much of that. I believe they call that
arrogance. Arrogance.
Yeah, this sounds like a complex back story.
You guys want to kill this thing, I'll split the I'll split
the bounty with it. We'll kill the the fucking guy
that runs it, and then we'll be done.
Man, really early for quotes like that.
We'll go after the Dick Wrangler then.
Yeah, that guy for sure. But I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna fight an Alaskan bullworm with you.
Good money. You just might want to watch
your back around this. I'm not looking for money, I'm
looking for my body. Well, both of them now,
apparently. To run my.
Fingers down there cage with the burn hands.
That is not my body. I mean, you can take over his
skeleton. You all see, that's exactly what
I'm saying. I don't know how to fucking do
that correctly, obviously. And as soon as shit goes wrong,
I can obviously not trust you guys to help me sort it out.
I mean. I kind of feel this is like an
unfounded judgment on us. Preach to the choir.
I mean. Wiggle your beads around.
You did manage to get out of that that place a few days ago,
right? That's pretty tough.
It's surprising, honestly. Oh, and I definitely fucking
helped with that. My knees are still raw.
Look at these things. They're just like chewed gum.
I think I can see bone in there. You'll all be skeletons
eventually. Yeah, no shit.
Let's go through that door, yeah.
How is it having that terribly fucking disgusting gun metal
colored? Oh, it's great.
Yeah. Yeah.
When I walk my ass, yeah. I can't even tell there's
anything. On He gives himself the stranger
every time he uses the bathroom. That's true.
Is it a strange? Also when I jerk off I guess.
Conversation has taken turn for the.
Worse, and I head towards the door.
Which one? The door that the fucking
bucking worm is supposed to be behind.
Oh, the door that Morum came from?
Yeah, the east. OK, take off to the east.
I'm making a decision. Do it, Do it.
Hey, waiting for me, We in the fall seems to.
Be the brain. So I'm going to follow him.
I am very, very happy to let them go first.
Yeah, you just walk in front of me.
I don't want you to know where near my back.
Barely walk anymore. I'll float over there.
I'll watch our 6th. Thank you.
He's on your back. Yeah.
OK, so you guys make your way down an incredibly dark single
file corridor. It's very narrow.
It immediately turns to the right after about 20 feet and
then straight for another 50 and then another sharp or not
another but a sharp left and after about 20 feet or so opens
up to a chamber, small dark room completely destroyed and as you
see a large trench ripped right through it, obvious towel of the
mall were passing through. You see that?
That does carry North and South, cuz you guys are coming from the
West, facing east. You see across this trench,
across what was this room? Another doorway.
Open doorway. No door necessarily, but open
doorway as you've been seeing a lot of and tar dripping from the
ceiling into the trench itself, creating a little puddle in the
middle of it. It's slowly building.
How wide is this trench to get across?
It is about how big do we say the world was.
Like 2 stories? Yeah.
OK. So we'll call it like 20 feet
wide. That's pretty big.
Yeah, that's pretty big. Pretty big trench.
It's quite a Canyon creates. I mean, definitely.
It's not too big to navigate without hurting yourself too
much. And the thing that created this
was the thing that you guys are agreeing to assist in killing.
Oh no, I'm going after the big Wrangler.
OK, that's what I need to fucking suss out first.
Because I don't mind killing some weird fucking what do you
call them? Dick Wrangler.
OK, Dick Wrangler. Yeah, but the Dick itself?
Maybe. I'm thinking, hot.
Pass a. Little too big for my luck.
And yeah, it's. Not what I hear.
Yeah man, that's the guy. That's the guy I like.
Every time he talks too, he like, sits up because he hangs
by, his ankles are crossed around your neck wearing him
like an upside down skeleton Cape.
And so whenever he talks, he has to like, sit up and then like,
look over your shoulder, like completely bending at the waist.
Like if he had abs, they'd be just chiseled.
You would have to be with how much core strength he's getting.
Yeah, like core workout. Can I see any evidence of where
this bullworm has gone to? Well, you this trench here, you
can't really tell the direction perhaps of travel?
It looks like it. Perhaps it goes both ways.
The. Liquids are not flowing in a
certain direction. No, no, no.
Yeah, that's a great, that's a great question.
And you notice that it's not, there's no drag through, you
know, now it is, it is consistently dripping.
So it maybe may cover up anything that would, but also as
the guys did tell you that it's afraid of the tar, so it might
not even pass it. Hey, we should bring a couple of
that tar there. I don't know.
I feel like you've gotten its good graces by giving it that,
that gem or whatever the fuck. Oh fuck, that's right.
I lost that then. I mean.
You have two, you have two. You got another one.
Yeah, the other one rattles around in your fucking Elvis is.
That what you got going on there?
You got a shiny gem in your bell.
Hey, don't my eyes are up here. Yeah, but the gems, right?
There, my eyes are up here. The guy with no eyes, yeah.
No, no. These eyes are here.
Yeah. This is great.
I'm gonna just cross the trench. OK?
Yeah. How are you doing it?
With his feet. I'll tell you if I can, yeah,
I'm just. Going to go into the trench and
climb out the other side? Yeah, that's relatively simple.
I would like to follow but jump over the tar.
You're gonna leap it, yeah. You should take a shield.
Fold that tar agility sounds. Like a terrible thing we call it
for jumping over tar, jumping over 20 foot gap.
I didn't mean that, but oh, oh oh, wait, you're climbing down
in there then jumping over the tar?
Yeah. Oh, OK.
Is it deep? Otherwise I got a 12.
Yeah, you're good. You jump.
Yeah, you. So you climb down the one the
clothes wall, you gotta hop across it and that, that's,
guess that's. It on my way over.
Can I dip this sword in the tar? Yeah, Yeah, you do end it.
Sticks to it. And I pull it out.
Yep, Yep. And there's tar on it.
I got a. Sticky tip I got a sticky tip I
want. I forgot to wash Leave me alone.
Yeah, when? Since the womb.
We meant we'll just follow up after him.
Fair enough. So I imagine all sides of you
crossed the Canyon. Nope.
This trench. No problem.
And carry on. Correct.
OK, so you guys go through the doorway.
It's single file again as it as the previous hallway was very
dark as well, noticeably dark again because of the absence of
Scoots. I imagine you kind of.
Yeah. Actually like in that room, is
there any? Like torches that might have
been there and you said it was destroyed and everything like
that. Yeah.
I mean, there's rubble. It's piles of rubble that like
just from the tearing through, it's it's a almost a miracle
that it's still a room, you know what I mean?
I. Have the red glow of my
Candelabra. There you go.
Oh, that's true. Yes, you got this like red
light, like you're developing film.
But you guys take an immediate, sharp right turn and head down a
staircase that like as single file as all of it has been, it's
about 30-40 feet down and you come to a T left and right, both
of these directions leading to darkness.
Nothing leads up. Nope, not probably.
Wanted up. Now you're going.
You currently went down. Am I just?
I'm gonna head left. How dare you?
At Attaboy, are you guys following or what do?
You guys do. I mean, I'm the one with a lot.
I follow. Yeah, I want to follow and kind
of lean over to to Saint Rick. I don't know if I can trust this
new guy. Yeah, I mean, everyone's new to
me, so except for you, because honestly, I they're more like
cannon fodder, so. Yes.
Yeah, just be real quiet. But that's why we have them too.
They're flesh bags. Soak the damage for us.
Yeah, now you're getting the point.
See, This is why you're not allowed to.
Run any of the family. Yeah.
We can. All stop listening in our
conversation. Yeah, you can.
Probably it's a victimly deal here.
Yeah, you ain't family. You can probably stop like
following us at like right on our heels then if you're going
to have the conversation firstly.
Secondly, I'm not a flesh bag anymore.
I'd appreciate it if you fucking addressed me properly. 3rd Ghost
Bones at best. You are an adopted cousin.
Like a dusty nut sack Yo geezer. Yo back bones.
Yo-yo, back Ghost Bones. They're all shriveled up inside
that skin. Oh wait, no, you ain't got none.
And then that fat has them. And I'm going to pick up the
pace and walk past everyone a noble.
Come on, cousin. Right behind you.
So you guys come out to an open area, not very open, but it's
more open than the very narrow corridor.
And you see that off to your left of narrow corridor with
wooden doors lining it, three on each side.
And then it looks like that opens up to a somewhat lit area.
Also, if you were to not take a left, you would go right and see
a very narrow corridor leading into the darkness.
And this area to the left, especially the area that you're
in, and the hallway to the left are paved like the stone tile
flooring. Whereas taking that right, is
this more rock as you've been walking through occasionally?
I'm going to keep chatting with we mutt and a little bitter
about the situation and just keep following down that that
next hallway to the left or to the right?
To the left, OK? You getting OK, so so are you
checking out any of these doors as you pass?
Them. No, I'm angrily walking away.
Oh, you're just, like, storming down the hallway.
OK, Yeah. OK, so you're heading all the
way down to the end of this. OK.
So as you get to the end of this hallway, give me a D6.
OK6OK, you see an altar on, kind of a makeshift altar made of
trash and discarded furniture, on top of this altar, this skull
carved with occult writings. It looks completely charred and
but the writings look as if they're written, like if you
carved them into the skull and there was blood inside, you
know, right? Real gross, and there are 4
dimly glowing daggers piercing the cranium of it.
Wow, cousinly we might look at that.
Might just be all of our answers right here, Treasure.
Why don't you touch? It yeah, that looks like an
artifact. Go put your fucking grubbers on
there. You're grubbers.
Alright, but if we get it, it's ours.
Fuck you guys. No, I couldn't give a fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.
I got this the. One if our business is going to
be short lived together. I'm walking.
So yes, 100%. You know what?
I'm kind of liking you now. Yeah, actually, I'm getting back
to like when we were in the prison, like when we were
leaving there. Yeah, when you fucking.
Right being inside each other and I grab one of the daggers
and pull it out. Oh.
My God, what's that? Do give me a D2.
No one One give me a D20. 20 You, me feel an immense
headache. Suddenly, like the feelings of
joy, pleasure, satisfaction, and impossibility in your mind, you
feel miserable and pointless. You amount to nothing.
No one cares about you. Nothing's different, Chris.
I'm like, I shouldn't have let you pick this, but no, you are
cursed. That's literally where I'm
reading from. It says you cannot feel joy,
pleasure or satisfaction. Life is miserable and pointless.
You amount to nothing. No one cares about you.
Also, now you're cursed with a headache.
Would you all shut up? Oh God, my head.
Oh my head. We stop talking when you reach
for it. Shut reach.
We're reaching out and just like kind of massaging.
His Don't fucking touch me. It's gonna be all right.
Don't touch me. None of this is worth it.
This is. Stupid Why are we here?
Why are we? This is fucking dumb.
I mean, no one asks you to take it long, honestly.
No, no one did. I'm still fucking.
No, we didn't want you. And dangle your gems on out of
here. Get on GET.
Whatever. Why?
Why do you like this? Too hot.
I like this too hot. What do you mean I'm gonna
brandish the dagger at Wee Mud? I think he was talking about
you, Not to you, but regardless. No, it's because like you
either, you, you and the tollboy keep disappearing and that's
when she hits the fan. I'm gonna pull another dagger.
OK? Give me.
I'm not gonna have you do the D2.
Give me something else. You die twice.
No, no, no. Only cedrics die twice.
I'm only half of Cedric. I want that shirt too.
Only cedrics die twice, no D23. You die.
This is bizarre. Well, it says your skeleton is
possessed by some unearthly force and will do anything to
kill you and escape. You already are a skeleton.
Maybe hassle or something else. Drowning or piercing is
preferred so the bones are not damaged.
Test strength Dr. 10 in stressful situations or take T4
damage. Now that doesn't make sense.
Does he turn the ghost bones? You are a skeleton, so there's
nothing for him to. He turns into a ghost and his
skeleton leaves him. Actually, no, no, because of
this game. I want to flip it where it's the
soul that's animating his bones trying to fucking leave and kill
him. So he's a, he's a he's a
skeleton ghost, right? He's the ghost.
And I'm a ghost skeleton, pretty much.
I mean, flip the words and that's pretty much what you guys
are. But no, the ghost, that the soul
inhabiting yours, whatever it is that's animating you, that is
you. Because it hates you and
everything else. Yeah, And it's depressed and
horrible. The skeleton itself is trying to
leave the soul. It's trying to eject the soul.
Vomit the soul. Oh, I see.
Yeah. So what do you got to do?
Well, specifically, just test strength in stressful situations
or take damage from doing this right now.
I'll do the first one then. Yeah, test strength the year of
10 as you feel like the bones trying to like leave your
essence. I'd start jerking around with
the knives like a fucking put that shit away.
It's like the Beetlejuice dance. Can't seem to stop myself.
Quit flailing. It's going to run in and tackle
him to the ground before he grabs another knife.
Yeah, fair enough. 18, You're good.
Yep. You don't take any damage.
That this weird family drama that was.
For me that was an arcane catastrophe by the way.
And now it can be a little more transparent.
It says remove a dagger, suffer a curse or a non lethal arcane
catastrophe. Non lethal.
It wouldn't let you let it kill you, but and then since you
already cursed yourself, I'm like, yeah, get another one, I'm
happy. So that worked out pretty damn
well actually. I like that.
So. Who actually knows whether or
not this had to do with his absolute fuckery or these
daggers? I know we're all going to die
down here. I mean at least one of.
Us. That really sounds like him
before this, yeah. I'm not going to lie, he was
always kind of the weird one in the family.
Yeah, somebody else want to run and grab a dagger that.
Out of line. You know what?
Aunt? Kathy's your mother.
I'm not the weird one. Why?
Do you? Why you gotta bring?
Mom into this. Because she's the one that
thinks she's a goddamn psychic, OK?
Oh yeah, and I suppose your dad's any better.
Oh, he's just an asshole. That's different.
He knows he's a narcissist. Oh, so you want to just leave
these guys here or? You ain't leaving nobody here if
I'm. Going to die.
You're all dying with me, so let's fucking go.
I don't even know that name. With all that being said, I'm
going to open the closest door that we do and just look into it
and see if there's a place to duck through.
Cuz I'm give me a D6OK. He doesn't know us.
He doesn't. He's completely size to you.
He's the new guy. Yeah, he does not know you.
He's a loner probably too too. That's cool.
So you see, amongst this pile, you see a lot of trash, but you
see something that glints off of the candle.
Light of 5th. Faint, faint candle.
Whatever you see, it looks like a short sword.
She's in some kind of metal scabbard.
I will pick it up. OK.
What you have before you is an ordinary short sword.
She's in the stabbard. Yeah, a scabbard with a
sharpened end. And you see that it does have a
sharpened end. The tip of it does D4 plus one
damage with the sword inside. Otherwise, does D4 gain a free
attack with the she sword when the stabbard breaks on a fumble?
So in other words, you fumble with the Stabbord going on.
That will break, but you can still use the sword for a free
attack. Noise.
Pretty rad cool. You have to send me all that
shit, but yeah, yeah, well, yeah, I can do that.
Way better than what I got. Just know for now that if you're
using it with the sword inside of it, it's D 4 + 1, otherwise
it's D4 on its own. Okay sounds good.
He gets a sword and St. Rick gets emotional trauma.
Yes, Yep, Yep. He gets extreme depression.
Yes, there are five other doors. There's cuz I imagine you opened
the one on the right as you were returning.
Right. So.
Yeah, the first one basically backed out of the room as this
one of the three skeletons is having a.
Existential crisis, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to lean up
against the wall in that room and just watch it happen because
it is very satisfying to watch. Fair enough.
Open the door on the left. You're opening the one across
the hall from the one he opened. Yeah, OK, give me the six.
And then there are two more doors on each of these two
sides. Six You open this door and you
see an altar very similar to the one that St.
Rick fucked with, with a skull on top, almost identical, with
four daggers in it as well. Open now.
Touching that. close that before.
Don't go in there. Don't go in there.
Yeah, but why? Yeah, I'm just now you.
You, you find out. I don't care enough to tell you.
I'll walk away. I don't care enough to tell you
what a Dick fucking in the. Shower.
I'm sure it makes no difference to anyone because you went back
and forth for no reason, because you were like, oh, fish bump,
yeah. And then all of a sudden he was
like, I don't care about your opinion.
It walks the way like nothing changed between you during those
moments. Yeah, whatever.
You're not crazy. It's insane to me that the most
consistent aspect of him is that he's fucking inconsistent.
He's unreliable. I'm consistently inconsistent.
Yeah, being unreliable you do would definitely have a pretty
strong element of inconsistency. And that is why Grandma Betty
never wanted to invite you to the reunions anyway.
Grandma Betty When? It's going to stick it up and I
share the body. OK.
We've it's going to stay up block to the door and just like.
Open the next door that. What are you walking off to?
We don't talk if we might fucking love it.
So good you're opening another door.
Yeah, I'm on. Just.
All right. Sling Open Door #4.
This is why you weren't invited to the beach last.
Summer The Beach, A Lake Onda D6.
Thomas. 2. Y'all some roll like on Kathy
too. You see, I know I am.
To be fair, I am like, gonna start skipping things that we've
already seen because there's a table to explore, so you don't
need to find another stabbard. So you see a corpse weighing in
a completely empty room. Like this room isn't even
trashed. It's just barren.
Look, it's your dad. We might just like how we left.
You know how we left you? That's fine.
At least we found them. You're still is.
Out for smokes? Oh fuck.
Sometimes, Sometimes I remember, I remember when he left and it
just, you know, that's kind of how I left to be honest.
Fine, whatever. Help me poke through this body.
Yeah, fine. And I take my fucking.
What the hell do I have? You have a big old.
The two daggers. Oh.
The Vols. The Vols.
To take my Vols and just kind of prod the body OK as you do like
it, it jiggles as you do cuz he's all bloated and gross.
But scorpions just are pouring out of his cuz you see his head
turn and his mouth gapes open and scorpions just are pouring
out of them and up your vulge and give me an agility test.
Come on, we'll call it a Dr. 10. That's a four.
Give me a D2. Okay.
Is that for infection? Cuz I can't?
No. Great.
You can't be. No.
All right, no further questions. You too take two damage as you
get snapped real good separating one of the joints between your
finger bones cuz I feel like it's just air between them so
just separating them is enough. Probably get rid of it.
It fell off. Yeah, I pick up the tip of my
pinky. There you go.
Yeah, and scorpions just kind of continue pouring out of this
corpse. Oh, you can shut that door now.
Yeah, probably get out of here. That'd be good idea.
Back out? Yeah.
Shut the door. Leave your stick in there.
Stick in. There.
Why covered in scorpions? Yuck.
I'm standing outside or I'm out the door with it, yeah.
And there's a scorpion. There's like two of them on.
They're just kind of crawling up to the tip.
Oh, I'm going to flick them off like, what's in the middle
finger? Fuck you.
That does seem appropriate. I like that.
Yeah, he just pisses their existence too.
So working. That's cannon.
Usually I have a lot more to say, but I'm enjoying this.
I bet you are you. Voyer.
Fuck Voyer. Fuck.
I mean, it's usually me that likes to see that kind of stuff.
More than I ever wanted to know about you, I mean.
Where the hell is the new guy? Creeped off to who?
Cares. Oh, I'm standing right in front
of you guys. I'm watching this whole thing go
down unnoticeable. You guys are are absolutely the
worst. How comfortable are you?
I appreciate that. You like me?
You're welcome. So fun.
You like? I'm gonna put my finger on so
much. So funny.
OK. Yeah.
And then, gently caress's faces, I.
Go to open one of the other doors.
This is oh, OK. I think he's flirted with you, I
thought. I'm coming into.
It I wish somebody would flirt with me for once.
Go flirt with vent or whatever. I'm gonna look over it St.
Rick or the character known as St.
Rick and just kind of eyeball him and open the door.
We look at that, son. You want some of this, some of
this. Got enough phone to go around go
one two ways. I'm gonna follow him in.
You're gonna piece them up in the cell because they're
prisoners, man. You guys probably filled up
mentality. You're looking for a quick prick
as you guys go in this room with dubious intention.
You you noticed that there are three fucking large maggots in
this room about the size of a young bear.
Look, we mess your sister and they make this God awful like
shriek sound. I shut that door behind him.
Give me a I knew it. What?
I knew it. Because if it wasn't you.
It would have been. They shut that door behind him.
Wait, what? I shut the door behind him.
Oh, you're strapping these two in there.
Oh, I love it. OK, give me a trap.
Is different than shut the door. Yeah, that was a couple episodes
ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they both start wriggling towards you role initiative.
But just you guys, actually it kind of applies to everybody I
suppose, cuz time all of a sudden is.
Yeah, one round to open a door. That's 22.
OK. It's almost like if if like
there was like turn based strategy games that were also
Mmos and then like your party members or like, oh, they're
entering combat. So I'm somehow now in turn base
two. Yeah, I mean, if you're no
longer in free roam that. Happens a lot at your Elders
game, actually. Oh, does it?
So then that's very much the case.
Then if you think about the way time flows, you know there are
three of these things. Give me 3D twos and we're going
to call it one is Morum and two is Rick.
How about the other three of us do it fair?
And that's totally fair. Yeah.
Yeah, you gotta do it. Yeah.
Yeah, I love that a lot. You guys.
Their fate is in your hands. That's Morum, Morum and Rick
Okay. So two of these come lunging at
you with their mouth? Yeah, they have, like, probably
pretty weird little teeth mounts.
I'll. Feel like kissing today, right?
Two of them lunging at you, Morum, and one of them wriggling
his way up. He didn't get the memo that
they're attacking him and he's attacking you.
So both of you give me your agility tests Dr. 12 across the
board. First one is a 10 Okay.
That one in the second one is A1.
No. So one is them.
Are you keeping those numbers? No, I'm going to burn an omen to
do the no crit and just keep the one okay.
So you're just making them both fails?
Or are you revolving that? No, I'm just making them both
fails. Okay.
What about you there, Rick? How about two?
So yeah, all of these, both all three of these Megats clamp onto
the target. I imagine biting bone isn't
great for Megat, but you're surprised as it does clamp onto
you. How?
Large eyes underneath my rib cage.
Oh, perfect. Yeah, yeah.
Just it's going to chew through a rib and it feels like it's
going to. Either way, Both of you give me
D4. Kevin, you do it twice.
That's how much damage you're taking here.
Can't you break your shield again and defend that?
Or minus. Let me play my own guy like I.
I'm just trying to remind you, no, that's there, that's there.
I do remember though, that I picked up a shield as well.
Yes, you did. One and a three.
So that's four damage, 4 damage total.
Yep, you have armor at all. Something I do have light armor
Tier 1 so D2 twice cuz right now you're looking at a total of
four damage. Two okay, so two damage.
And that's a 1, so it's three. OK, so you'll take one damage
total? Only one damage.
OK, great. Yeah.
So one of these, it's clamping your arm or you feel its
pressure of its jaws, but you don't feel it punched through.
The other one's got like, part of your arm and you're not
covered there. So yeah, got it.
Take a little bit of damage and then you took what?
How much damage, Rick? The worm took four damage.
The worm did, Yeah. I deflected everything.
Oh fuck, that's. Cool The shield.
What does that look like, Jake? Is it dead?
No. But it's not dead, no.
But what does it look like as that thing reflects damage?
As it climbs up underneath me, I use the shield to just kind of
pry it off and flame it against the wall.
Okay, it can't be anything spectacular.
I put myself in a weird position.
That's very true. Okay, that's them.
And it's on the all of you. We're both like 2 in the room
first. I'm gonna take my Volge and stab
the one I threw against the wall like we just always pronounce
it. Yeah, OK.
Yeah, do that. And I'm doing D4 cuz it's one
handed or is it was a D6, I think it was.
The damage doesn't change, it was.
The Dr. to hit. Yeah, Yeah.
And if you're doing it one handed, which you are, yes, then
it's not a 12, it's a 14. OK.
Well, that's nineteen thought that hits.
About 17, I mean, and eight damage.
Hey, damage, let's see, it's armor won't make any difference.
So tell me about it. Yeah, I spear that thing
straight to the wall. Nice.
Just skewer it. Yep, nice.
And I whip out the my vulge, and it's still kind of stuck there,
sliding down it. As you do that, you punch this
thing to the wall. You stick it to the wall as soon
as you pull the vulge out of it. No, you're not pulling it out.
Ohh yeah you are. I am.
But you pull it out and then this thing just explodes.
The acid. Ohh, fucking.
So you have an option here? No, it's not that way.
It's you either. You have armor because you're
both in this. Room you have armor.
I do OK. It will lower your armor by 1
tier. Can I try to dodge?
No armor. Well the other because I said
there's an option because they're kind of couldn't be out.
I think I'll allow an option. It says acid explosion on death,
lower armor by 1 tier or inflict D4 damage.
If you want to keep the armor, well I don't think that works.
I think it's if you don't have the armor, then it's inflicting
the damage. So I think it's just destroying
the shit. Yeah.
So yeah, you guys both have D2 armor, don't you?
Not anymore. Right.
So you both are at nothing now for armor.
Yeah, I have D4. You D4.
Now you have D2. Okay.
That's great. Thanks.
You're welcome. Thank you.
What about you, Morum? That's two more.
I'm going to use my new stabbard and I'm going to stab one of
these some bitches. That's on me.
Okay, go for it. OK, ER12.
That is a nine, so it's gonna be a miss, OK?
You keeping it? Yes, I'm going to.
This isn't the curse, Levi. What about the three of you out
in the hall? I tried to.
You hear a commotion. You hear the clanging of sword
on. And then an explosion.
You do hear this? Yeah, just a gross wet
explosion. Some sound really wet in there.
I think that he I I think that the the woman guy came all over
and. They were trying to get Persky
with each other. That's what it sounded.
Like, hold that still. I'm about.
That I'm gonna Pierce him. Right now, yeah, I will leave
him alone. I'm just gonna go on this door.
Open now you're jerks. And we're like.
No, no, no, no. You're.
Gonna walk in on your cousin? Fucking come out in.
Everywhere. Give him some privacy.
Come on. Fucking weirdo.
Easy with my rib cage, please. He might be undead.
But he has feelings. Still, come on, he believes it.
We just remember. You're the one who gave them
this opportunity. You're welcome.
For pleasure. Come on.
He was going to help Take it up Break.
I think it's sweet. Yeah.
No. Sweets I could take out.
What do you homeboys want to swap in?
What the fuck? Why is?
There. Two of them.
We took care. One already.
He's there. Mess all over the walls.
Get in here. I feel like all of the
conversation happening outside of the room is all three of your
guys is outside the room's term. Yeah, you know what I mean?
You know, all doing this take some time to be fair.
It's fine. Perfect.
We're trying to convince role initiative, then oh.
Man, this is this is me taking a shit all over again.
Oh, my God. Meat.
Yeah. Oh, it is.
Yeah. The misconstrued situation.
Yeah. Yeah, for real.
That's you guys. That's you guys.
OK. Go ahead room guys.
I'm fuck, Do you want to go first?
I'm going to try stabbing one of them again.
OK, go for it is the same 10, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, there it's an 18 an 18. You got them your damage D 4 +
1, remember? D4 plus one?
Yeah, that's four damage, 4 damage minus D2 cuz surprisingly
they're pretty blubbery in the Carapus, but I feel like a
that's. Two points.
OK, two points total. Yeah, right.
It you stab it, it's squishy, it doesn't feel like you did as
much damage as you would have liked to do to its squishiness.
And Rick? Fuck.
I'm going to swing on the one that he just stabbed.
OK, take, take. You're tag teaming them now,
yeah? 1818 you got them.
So technically since you both stabbed and this is, this is
ground for double penetration. I'm surprised we can get both of
us on here like it makes the three outside wonder who else is
in there. Still D2 for their armor?
Yep. 255 total. Yeah, you didn't kill it, but
you gutted the fuck out of this thing.
A lot of its guts are hanging out at this point.
There's a bunch of form. On the inside.
You're right at this point, like we it's just like.
Okay, you got it. Yeah, you're right.
Let's just they're having a good.
Time. Sometimes we have to be, yeah.
I mean we could just go on these, we can check these other.
Yeah, we could easily do that. I don't want you to come with
me, though, that's for sure. Yeah.
Are you gonna? Finish this goddamn thing off or
what? I thought you were going to.
I'm trying. I'm second initiative.
You don't quit talking. You're breaking my
concentration. I can't help that.
Just don't look at me when you're doing it.
Why don't they sound? Why don't they sound like the
same person when they're in that room?
OK, so we know you said something about opening another
door or moving on or what? Oh.
Yeah, yeah. We're looking at the other two.
You're right. Let's go.
Let's check this door. OK?
You open up another one of these quarters and inside our three
really large maggots above the side, the small door.
Slam the door. Yeah. close that.
That's good. God damn, they're lucky they
didn't open up that door. Yeah.
Everywhere. Everywhere.
Jesus. What about the other two in the
hall? I'm going to open a different
door. OK, yeah, there's only one more,
I believe. Oh, perfect.
Yeah, I kind of not keep track after a certain point, but and
then and considering this is a D6 table, right, One through 2
is the sword, three is the scorpion corpse for as these
maggots, and 526 is another one of those skulls.
I think it's just funny to keep throwing maggots.
You open this door and there are three pretty damn large maggots
about the size of small bears in there.
I shut that door, OK? These things are everywhere, and
they're in that room fucking. I feel like they'd be pretty.
They're pretty lucky to have chosen the door that didn't have
Americans in it. Yeah, I love the idea that he
knows what's in there, but you don't know what a sociopath you
want to. Call your cousin in here to help
us out. He don't even like doing this
shit with fam. For some reason my hair hurts.
Are you doing anything on the hall there?
Said Mayor. I mean.
I I I'm for the first time, speechless.
Talking to me, it's not the first time speaking to the hall.
Yeah, that's probably true. You're probably just like taking
the in the scenario and you're not.
That makes sense that you might not be doing all the things I've
been through with these people. This is a lot.
Role Initiative, anybody? Thomas Role Initiative.
If I get my call on it then it goes Click here 3.
Three. OK, so you and the in the hall
from the other side of those wooden doors that you guys
closed, you hear like a, like a, like a wet, like heavy sloughing
against it. Like someone threw like a soggy
sleeping bag at it. Both of them, though, and you
see the doors kind of shake a little bit.
Like the weight behind them is kind of immense.
We need to we we we have to warn them and get the fuck out of
here. Yeah, you you do that.
But in the rumpus room let's see there are two left.
We'll just split the split the pot actually know what they're
both attacking. What's it called Morrow they
they Barberman. So they they probably still
would The one that's bleeding out though like man, that one
that's bleeding out is going for Rick.
You gave him that that new death blow.
So yeah we'll split them again. Both of you then give me agility
tests as. The one that you nearly gutted,
Rick just comes lunging at you, while the other one still
manages or attempts to maintain purchase on Morrim's body.
Would you get Rick? You got a 12, you got a 12?
Fantastic. You got a 5.
No, it's actually more like never mind.
My armor is degraded, so five, yeah.
So Morrim manages to kind of hold it at Bay as its teeth are
not gnashing pretty much at your face, whereas Rick gets a that
make it gets a bone full. A mouthful of bone, That's what
I mean. Mouthful of bone.
It's coming at me from the weak side.
I can't see that one. So give me their damage.
They do 4, right? They do D fours.
Yep. That's not great.
It's four damage minus or D2SO3 damage total.
Two damage total and two back to him.
Two damage total and deaths, right?
OK, Yep. So two damage, 2 back to
actually. Oh no, tell me.
Actually, I think will explode as that happens.
I would like to approach the bench.
For a hot minute. OK.
OK, I have a shield that can deflect domage.
Can I? I know that it's not really my
turn and this is more of a reaction.
But I want, because I have a shield equipped, I'm going to
try to cover myself from this explosion and moron.
Or Mormon or Mormon? Mormon.
More rum. More rum, more rum.
OK, that helps. Give me more rum.
Yeah, you're. More tender, you should know
that. I'm going to, I'm going to try
to step in front of the blast at the same time and and deflect
that damage. Give me another test.
Make it hard. I don't care.
OK, I do like that a lot. I think agility test to be able
to reactively do that so quickly, right?
And since it, the damage has to be reflected, right?
And this night this thing can't take damage anymore.
I feel like you're going to redirect the the explosion so
and it's going to be a D2 as to who it hits, one being Morum and
two being the other word other. Make it because I feel like sure
it's like acid and they create it, but are they?
Can they take it on the outside of the body which is?
Probably I can't take my stuff. On the inside.
So it's, you know what I mean? So it's like stomach acid.
Yeah, I got one thing up right away.
We might know talking to. OK, OK, OK, so yes, give me an
agility test. I just want to just do it raw,
not Robin 12. 15. Nice.
So and then give me a D2. Like I said, one is Morum.
Two is the other Megan. Oh boy, it's.
Morum it's Morum I use. I use my my last omen that I do
have. To reroll that, yes, OK.
You don't know this guy? It's a dice roll, I mean.
It's true. You don't know.
So this explosion again it hits everybody except you cuz you
redirected it to Morum Morum You're taking 2D4 acid damage.
I swun all of that spittle up in the air and it's just raining
down on them. Oh.
No. Oh wait, no, never mind.
Only so one of them will lower your your armor's gone.
Yeah, his arm is. Gone.
Never mind, you are taking it doubled.
Like you're taking what you would have gotten naturally,
plus what was redirected at you. No, The fat one that's so dumb.
No. So I'm at -1, you fucking
fucking. Shit.
You. Fucking murdered me.
Hey Joe, I use my own man. He did try to save you, to be
fair. Tell me about what that looks
like, Kevin. I'd like to.
Actually, as I'm. Being covered do.
You have any omens? First off, I.
Reduce, reduce damage, man, reduce.
You can reduce it by D6. Yeah, okay, let's do that.
Yeah, do that first before we did this, before we do damage.
No damage. Fuck yeah, Yeah, that.
Could have been tragic. I was just thinking like, wait a
minute. Why we gotta wait a minute.
I had to quit the show. Both of them.
The shame. He died twice in one day.
My God. So as I'm covered in all of this
acidic goo, I'm going to be like thanks I think, and then I'm
going to stab this other maggot because I have not detected.
Yeah, they just went, didn't they?
Both of them. OK, so it is your turn.
I killed it. Yep.
Go ahead. So go ahead.
Yeah, you killed it. I actually has a reaction.
Well, actually, that can be your turn.
Think about. No, it's a reaction.
I. Think that was his turn?
It wasn't. It was.
It was his shield. Oh, that's right.
Shielding it. I am the reflex for that.
He did. Yeah.
Whatever. And it was sustained.
Right. So that was a 19.
OK. That hits for sure. 4 + 1 That's
five points of damage. OK, minus D2.
Fucking balls, right? Two, so three points of damage.
Three points of damage. OK?
And yeah, you stab it, it hurts. It.
Yeah, yeah. This green blood just start
moving out of the hole as it shrieks.
It's still alive. It's still in fighting shape,
but. You get underneath it, I'll get
on top. We'll try to strangle it down.
Well, maybe if we don't pop it, we won't get all moist or wet.
Well, I mean, you've heard of the finger cuffs, right?
Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Grab one and I'll grab the other.
OK. Oh, they're really getting in
the good stuff, aren't they? Because it didn't take them
long. I'm so confused about him being
a skeleton and this working. He's boating.
I like what you're doing. There it's nothing for if, yeah,
it's. What we're good at.
Kevin, do you want to do something really crazy?
They're getting the friction home.
Lay it on me after break. Welcome back to Flail to the
Face. So what were you guys talking
about? A plan?
Nothing. We did that behind the scenes.
Oh, but I mean, like you said something before He said.
Something a lot of break. Yeah, you wanna do something
crazy? Oh, that's what it was.
Yeah. What?
Do you got what do? You got So what is your turn guy
in the room that's not more? Oh yeah, it's your turn.
Like I said, grab that other end and let's rush this through this
door. I'm gonna pick up the hefty ass
end, yeah, and then I'm gonna try to bull rush the door if
you. Can help me so I would say.
Strength checks. Probably just one strength test
from from from Jake, but with a bonus because you're helping
him. So I'm going to call that a
DR10. That seems a bit crazy, you
know? So you're grabbing this thing
and it's just like it's struggling so hard.
It's like throwing you off your feet.
You lost your balance. You're pretty much laying
underneath it at this point. It's feels.
It's heavier than fuck too, like you probably get.
That's been the thing to be. 350. 400.
I can't lift this. I need help.
To broaden your horizons, I'm trying.
That's why I ended up in here. What about the three of you in
the hall? What are they doing in there?
I don't know if I've ever heard of anything.
I opened their door up. Come on.
What? Do you guys stop fucking around
and get out of here? We got some problem.
Oh fuck. All he sees is a.
Big Ass fucking. Maggot mounted on top.
We've seen them, yeah, but yeah, it's worse.
It's not what you thought, I guess.
Drop that stupid thing and let's go.
There's more of them. Dropping it's on top of me.
Would you help me? Why would you pick it up in the
first place? I don't know, it seemed like a
good idea at the time. I'm not fucking with this shit,
dude. Why?
Because the longer I. Stay here, the closer I am to
being blocked off from the stairs by more maggots.
That's true. Oh my God, right?
So. My turns over.
Let's let's go now. Hurry.
Let's go, guys. What about the other two guys
out in the hall? I.
Mean. I mean fucking.
There's more of those things in there.
Lefty's been gone for 27 minutes.
Hasn't even been that long. I'll meet you over here where
it's safe. So you're pretty much out before
the rooms, past the doors. That makes sense.
So the only unexplored area in your immediate area is directly
in front of you actually now which will lead to the South and
it was that stone tunnel. Yeah, very much like the
hallways you guys are going. So, Thomas, what about you?
Yeah, we've it is. Got to go and try to pull his
cousin out from under the the worm.
OK. Getting away from here, this is
this is like the reunion from three years ago.
You don't tell my mom about this.
Yeah, we're not going to try to explain that situation again.
Again, she found out the first time.
Explain any of this situation to anyone.
What are you guys talking about over there?
Bad things. Let's go.
Yeah. And you, you pull him out from
under. I'm not going to make you go for
that. I feel like it's easy to pull a
skeleton out from under that. You know?
It's not like there's a lot of resistance.
I mean, wait, sure, but. There's a lot of slime
everywhere. Yeah, it's all everyone's real
moist. Real so sloppy.
I got to imagine too, that Morum like from all this ass, that his
face is like parsley, burned away.
Like, he's probably showing some, like Harvey Dent action,
you know what I mean? Like, he's he's probably pretty
Bony in the face now. Probably.
I'd like to think that there's no flesh left on his face, that
you all are skeletons. Pretty much.
But but not the case. And yeah, what do you guys are
just getting the fuck out of these Megat rooms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, you guys head out of
these rooms, closed doors behind you, leave that last Megan
alive. And you see too, as you guys
pass by these other two doors, that they're buckling nearly.
With this, this wet slap, it's like someone just like has like
a soaked sleeping bag or like a pillowcase with a pillow in it
and it's a down pillow, right? So it's got a lot of wit and
they're just slapping the door, so but they're the size of body
pillows. So your options at this point
that that that dark stone tunnel that you didn't go to in front
of you and also to your right directly is the hallway that led
to the T You didn't go right. You know the stairs are another,
right? If you go that way.
The stairs that you came from the trench room, right, right,
right. So I feel like that's clear.
I hope, Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
We'll go straight ahead, I guess.
Okay, okay okay. While we're fleeing this ship,
why wouldn't you tell us, tell us That ship was going wrong.
It was going. Wrong.
You didn't hear us screaming. And I'm going to take my finger.
I'm going to take my bone finger and start poking it into fist
chest. Well, why are you looking me?
You guys were trying to go in there and have some?
Sex. I know that is not what we were
doing. We all saw the signs, Oh.
My God, I'm going to take my bones in there and I'm going to
press it up to his face. If you don't shut the fuck up, I
will take. The rest of your skin off and
you will be a part of this family whether you like it or
not. I.
Mean. I don't trust you.
You left me in there to die. I'm.
Not doing. That God, this is.
I didn't. I've never had a headache before
in my entire life. I'm a fucking skeleton.
But ever since I met you, Fisk, I can't get rid of this quake in
my brain. That's not my fault.
This quake in my brain, that's good.
I'm going to push past them. I can't handle this shit.
Getting a headache now too. Yeah, apply from all the acid,
yeah. All the more run, we bonded on a
different level. I wasn't talking to you whenever
the I don't even know what you are.
You're not even a real skeleton? No, I'm not.
No, not really, No. I wasn't going to be as affected
by that as you might have thought.
Cousin, what did I say about your friends and how losers they
can be? I would.
Yeah, but it's it's the hand I was down.
That's why I don't let you play poker at the family gatherings.
Moream Moream leaves the room, heads down that dark tunnel and
you immediately come to another trench.
And in the bottom of this trench you see these weird hand sized
green maggots wriggling on the in the bottom of the trench.
They're way smaller, obviously, than the ones that you were
trying to. I push Fisk in, right?
Into the. Global thing.
I'm behind you. Just the gate, he said he went.
With forum. Suplex or.
Forum. How many of them are there?
There are three. I'm going to stomp on all three
of them. You're going to stop on all
three of them. The last one's blue, OK?
So you jump down into this trench, right, and just stomp on
all three of these immediately. You hear this clanging as from a
directly above you you look up quick and you see falling from
the ceiling because green tentacles have released them.
A bunch of rusty daggers, pots, broken armor pieces, so.
I throw myself. I throw myself in the shield and
and try to umbrella him. OK, he's going to take D6
damage, but if you can make an agility test, we're going to
call that D R16. Then I'll allow that.
How is this shield holding up to this shit?
Oh, you roll the fucking one. God you.
Have. Do you have an omen?
No, I used it to try and. Save more more on the last time.
Okay. Well, I got to imagine then that
nothing can't break though, because it's like your relic,
right? No, it's.
Still a shield? There's not a shield.
Hold on. It's it's just like class relic.
Yeah, it's my class. Relic doesn't say that it can
break. Doesn't say that it can't also.
Yeah, I mean, like women's beads could break essentially too, I
suppose there's a physical thing.
So yeah, OK, no, actually, that's not really what's going
to happen here, cuz I got to imagine that.
OK, this is even better. So you leap off, you see what's
happening. You, you saw those tentacles
holding that shit as he jumped in there, kind of putting two
and two together. You saw them released.
You left with your shield up. You.
Jump a little bit too far with where the shield is covering.
All of those things land on you. You land on Morum.
You both take decent damage. That's so.
Fucked. It's because you're old enough
and you fumbled it. So I'm like, it's kind of Max
damage for Rick. Oh boy.
I have no omens and. What about Morum over there?
I'd rather. Not say.
Is this the real death, Morum? That I took five points and I
only had four hit points. OK, you're a -1.
What about you, Rick? I'm dead.
You're dead as well, OK? And then yeah, after the
clanging stops, so does every other sound.
I look over the edge. You see What a hot mess.
Both of their bodies, like the bones, are broken just in
pieces. There's no life left in them.
The hair is even like. Because he had hair.
Remember. Yeah, punch.
His hair, it's always flowing while he jumped.
Yeah, that was but as as his life force left his body and the
headache finally went away. Or he probably carried it into
the afterlife, which I thought he was already in.
But but you see all his bones shattered by the weight of all
the metal and stuff, and the shield itself looks like it went
right through his cranium. Like this shield may be the
thing that killed them. And also all of these like rusty
metal items all just piercing through Morum's body, as well as
a lot of Rick's bones. Well.
You know, I didn't really like them, but I'm sorry for your
loss. They had that hot, hot session
in that room over there. At least they got off before.
They died together. That's what they wanted, yeah.
I mean, that's what you get for, like we jumping into a fucking
like. Why we stay behind, you know.
We We Even stands on the the edge of the ravine, looking down
just a single tear rolling down his cheekbone.
I didn't know you had tear ducts.
I thought you just had balls of eyes.
Balls of eyes don't like how you say anything.
Actually, as the two of you, as the three of you are left, stand
there looking at all of this, you, you smell This is wicked,
the stench of decay. But mostly.
Body odor, you know, I gets that human stench.
It's. Very Arby's.
Exactly that, yeah. Is that a roast beef sandwich?
And you see a figure coming from across, because the hall
continues, obviously, because this trench broke through a
hallway, the hallway still there.
And you see a man in patchy robes, the very, very worm
shaped in a way, yes, But as you gets closer, you see that it's
just his robe and his hood and whatnot.
Just. Incredibly long fingernails that
you can see kind of all from under his robes.
You almost see his fingernails, more than you even see his hands
themselves, and he steps into the light of your Candelabra
and. You see that even though
everything is bathed in a red light, you can still see that
his teeth are incredibly yellowed and he looks at you.
He's like, well, I see your friends have tried to steal my
shit. Uh, that pile of rust down
there. I think using the word friends
is kind of. I mean, I we just met this guy.
That's pretty something to go honestly he.
He family and he's going down and I'm actually like with my
dagger, cutting some locks of hair off of Saint Rick.
How about you take that pointy ass stick from him while you're
down there? Or, or the shield.
I mean literally anything that might be of use to us.
Sorry, I don't mean to be insensitive.
But fuck them, honestly. We May reaches over and grabs
the shield and then just tosses the the Vulge up to.
Jesus Christ. That almost hit him.
Cedric Who the fuck is Jesus Christ?
And I take the vulge. Do it again.
He comes in up a lot, yeah. So what?
What are you guys doing here? Oh, it probably still has to do
with killing you. Don't.
Don't get it twisted.
Who do you think I am? I don't fucking know.
You look like the the the worm master.
The Dick. Tugger.
Whatever. Tugger.
Wormload is what you're looking for, the.
Dick Wrangler. That's right.
Yeah. Yeah, that's all.
I mean I either. One.
That's what we've heard. It 6060.
One Tugger Maputo, You know that's how it goes.
What? What?
He's not a friend either.
This guy stabbed me in the back ones.
Now I hit you in the face and then like a gentleman, he turned
into dust. So you're the worm Lord.
Yes, yes. I think when close to kill you,
the long worm black fingers, those two gentlemen up above
tell you to do so. I believe so.
Was it 3? Was it her?
It had been 4. Who was her, the Necro
priestess? Who not she?
Damn. Damn.
I assume she doesn't have a name anymore, so I really can't tell
it. I mean, I don't know it.
It's like one of those things we know, like the chef's title, but
you don't know who they are exactly.
Right. I used to be a general and now
I'm a mayor. I don't know how I got demoted
from that, but you're like, it's probably not much of A devotion.
It's like a lateral move. I mean to be you've led an army
and now you lead a town, right? Town.
Right. Might let them believe that
that's the case. No, he's mayonnaise, mayonnaise.
He leaves nothing. You guys are insane, aren't you?
But. This is what I'm saying.
I'm a ghost skeleton and I feel like I'm the most sane 1 here
anymore. And he's pretty unreliable.
Quite. You guys all smell like death.
He does, like, decay. You are you.
I don't know what you are. What's either.
You are. I seem like.
OK, dudes, except for trying to kill me thing.
That's kind of a deal breaker. That's why I'm on this side of
the trench. I mean, and I will stay on this
side of the trench. All right.
All right.
And you'll stay on that side. I get it.
I am quite a fan of death, but seeing as though that these two
died just now, I think I'm a little satiated at the moment.
Why is it that somebody would want you killed?
Because I want what they have. What's that?
This place. This place.
The mall will listens to me, Not to her, not to her.
Who? I I've never met her.
Oh, it was just the guy who gives bears.
Those, oh, the oh, those guys. And then the pheasant, right.
One of them's named is pheasant. Yeah, yeah, pheasant.
OK yeah, yeah, I remember that. That fucking pheasant that they
told they work. For her?
Oh, sure, sure. We were just walking around.
I have no idea. I have no attachment to anything
here. What you come from, What you
come from? What are you doing in this
place? Like they they told you then.
Well, you came here not knowing that.
Yeah. No, you're absolutely right.
But you're there for. I'm the boredom.
You're just wandering. We're kind of looking for refuge
in a world where we just escaped prison, escaped prison.
Yeah. Couldn't tell you.
Oh, right, that they're not. No shit.
Surprise. I remember that.
You're getting real fucking difficult to explain anything
anymore. I mean, this weird guy down here
gave you, gave you worma a jewel earlier.
He kind of fucking fucked off. What are the amethysts from the
statue? Yeah, yeah, he loves those, I
guess. I guess he tells me about it.
Tells. Me about it.
So what the fuck's the deal then?
Yeah, baby, maybe we don't kill you.
Nothing happens. We leave.
You just want to stay down here with your worms, or do you?
Want to just like, hang out and like shoot the share to play
pool or something? You could kill the necro
priestess, let's say, and this place can be ours.
Well, I'm not really I. Don't think anyone really wants
this. I'm not looking.
For I really don't want to settle down and live in a place
with these assholes. No, I don't.
I'm not looking for roommates. Well then, help me clear them
out. And then what?
Leave. Leave.
Well, that gives us nothing to fucking do.
Well, I could give you something.
What's that? Sure.
Wow. What do you want?
What you got? Worms.
Worms various sizes. Do do we want worms?
Worms. Seems like a bad deal.
We we don't need to eat so. Yeah, we don't have to worry.
It doesn't give us any. But you don't eat them.
They're companions. Come on.
Do we want worm? How big?
How big of worms? We tell them.
You got like a horse sized worm that we can squirm around.
On I mean we've seen like small bear sized worms.
He gives you the wettest whistle.
Give me a D4, anybody. 22 worms about as big as hounds, covered
in long nasty spikes with tiny eyes and.
Long yellow teeth come rolling and down the path behind him,
and they just kind of start like wiggling all over his legs, oh.
Do we want those things? That's gonna that's gonna cut
creepy. I mean, we're all kind of
creepy. I mean, do we get the big one?
Can we have the big one? No, that's off the table.
Me and him are one well. You've been inside him.
Not like that. We will.
Oh, good. Not like that either.
OK. I mean, he's been inside me.
I mean, I heard, I think I heard you guys down the hall, but you
guys doing something like that in that room.
Those two down there were fucking.
Nose goes brother. Oh, I'll beat up.
It was those two. Wow.
Yeah, that shit was like Romeo and Juliet or whatever.
They fucked and then they died. Can't even defend myself.
That's. Honestly.
And he looks down at them and gets real somber.
It's beautiful. I mean.
In a way, I kind of like this guy.
You know what? Honestly.
Yeah, I'm. I'm kind of with you.
Well, you're the one who threw the fucking gross at us earlier.
What grips the? The three two headed dogs.
Oh, oh oh, the basket is undead begotten.
Yes. No, that wasn't me.
That was probably her. Are we after the wrong person?
Right now, I think we might be. If it was her, we she needs to
pay. We have a We have a good reason.
I mean, fuck that. She killed fucking the fucking
Human Torch. Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah, whatever. Is it a light source because of
her? Yeah, no shit.
I mean, fuck him. But God damn, it's good to be
able to see. I mean, all I got is this little
lot. I don't even remember what this
thing does. Kevin So freaking.
This little lot of is. That all it was to you, you
fucking prick. You were just laughing.
I hear him in my head. Well, So what is it going to be,
gentlemen? You're going to kill me or
you're going to kill her? I mean, it's my third thing I
guess. I mean, I mean, I really don't
give a fuck if you just like to hang out here and they're going
to give us a couple of worms to kill somebody who killed our
friend. I mean, I think the scales have
dip. Very, very.
Pretty quickly. Good, right.
You think so? Yeah, yeah.
No, let's go with it. Kevin I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Well, good. Then let's toast this.
They seem to have filled the gap, so it's a little easier to
walk across now. Yeah, come into my chambers and.
Feeds. He heads back the way he came
from. Ends.
You guys crossed this review, I assume you guys, are you guys
following him? Yeah, that's of course you going
at the Volt. I'm good while we're crossing.
Can I reach down into? Nobody's.
Prison pockets don't. You St.
St. Rick's area and pull out that
gym. Yes, I want that gym.
Yeah, yeah. Give me a present test to find
it. No, I like it.
Suck it. Okay.
Cool. I don't want to make you roll it
up. Why?
We're gonna fail and you can't have it.
That's not gonna be as good. So, man.
Yeah, right. And in this pile of rusty
weapons can I find? Yeah, what did Moron have?
Yeah, yeah. What did he?
Have What did Morem have? Morem had.
Cuz he still had things. He had a whole he had.
Also strange, but what are we gonna burn once this story's
over? When we get to the 7th misery,
their bodies ourselves will in the late.
So, so slaughter. That that'll get headlines.
You thought the tattoo was up with these short.
Swords. Yeah, 2 short swords.
Don't need those. Yeah, he came with the short
sword. And then there's the stabbard
with the stabbard. And the stabber did and.
He had a bow with 13 arrows and a special quiver.
I got a. Couple that we'll never know
about. Yeah, you do.
That pretty much has normal knives, though.
I think it's the skull itself that was potentially, of course,
older. I made some poor decisions
today. Can I can I grab?
The Super. That's the surprise.
Can I grab the stabbered the bow and the quiver?
Yes. Anyone want any of this stuff?
I feel like it's a waste I'm leaving down here.
I want fist to die. That's what I want.
Warlord looks back. If you say that, he's like, Oh
no, no. OK.
You should tell them Girls, I'm. Offering it to everybody you
know, Nose goes. Take what you want.
Women's just weaving a little bit of the the hair around with
the beads next to the finger from our flaming friend.
Oh, I like it. Oh God.
Collected body parts as people around me are dying.
Why didn't you? Collect anything from that
little gobble thing. Because why would you?
I mean. Yeah, there wasn't really much
left to be. Honest.
Oh, that's true. Oh yeah, you guys kind of lost
him in the pile of bodies. I'm sure that's right.
Threw him into. So you guys follow the Worm Lord
into his room and up ahead you as you guys are going down this
hallway and it opens up to an area.
This purple glow is emanating from this room, This whole area,
the whole room. Fine marble interior, although
it smells like shit. Literally fresh and matured.
You see that the purple glow is emanating from a skull, a much
larger skull than you would assume to be human, and it's
filled with bubbling liquid. He pours a he has these other
bone skulls, like craniums of skulls, and he's like, dips it
into the water, into the liquid, and it's kind of smoking a
little bit as he handsome. He has a bunch of these and he's
like handing about to the three of you.
I don't bring a Halloween party in here.
What's that? Dry ice?
Mostly, yes. No, I think it's evil or
something. I don't know.
I do enjoy the bathroom tree. What is that on the bottle?
What's this emo going to do if I drink it?
Who knows? Who knows?
Cheers. And he shoots it back himself.
I'll just let it fall through my body.
I'll like Casper. It'll still affect you?
Like for the for effect, Okay. I guess we'll have to rather
shoot back. You're shooting it back to Fisk.
As they're shooting it back we even just gonna kind of tosses
to the. Side Okay, yeah.
That's what I was saying. So the two of you each give me a
D8 all. Right.
Might as well. What kind of wizarding powers do
I have? 5. 2.
So, Fisk, you see? This extremely vivid, like your
mind, your travels to another world in in a way and you see a
vivid. Field of toes.
Right vision of your death. What do you see?
Oh my God, God, it's definitely going to be mayonnaise stabbing
me. I believe that yes, as you kind
of come back to reality, you gain plus one omen.
It's not permanent though, it's just you currently have another
one. Cedric, as you this stuff burns
as it goes through your bones. You feel it like going through
your like, as if you would feel something going through your
blood, you know what I mean? And immediately runic scars
begin to appear on your bones. Yeah, I've said skin, but you
don't have that. Use a scroll once a day without
a test. Lower your strength by two for
the day. OK, I don't have scrolls.
That is true. And immediately the Worm Lord
starts like throwing up from it and you just hear like clearly
got like a really good food poisoning if you hear that and
you hear him just shit himself and he's just and he spits up
the like, he's confident, he's projectile vomiting and you see
this organ laying there on the ground that clearly came out of
him and it's like sick looking. He's like, oh God, that does
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Welcome to Flail With the Face. My name is Kristen Cannibal.
I forgot what it went by for this show.
Different. I'm right on the back end.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Thanks Kevin for putting that.
Welcome to Flail of the Face. My name is Cannibal.
Wait, it's wrong. Greeting Sky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to backs are tough shit.
I forgot that I had to do. A different name.
What's Kevin's guy's new name? Morum moron.
Oh, I'm going. I'm going to have fun with that,
yeah. All right, perfect.
This is the most casual game of Merck board we've had.
So far I'm not really. Do you remember that in the last
episode? That was crazy too.
We've been we've. Been in this episode for about
15. Minutes, Yeah, yeah.
You're a little. Oh, that's fair.
That's fair. They gotta hurt.
That's time to be concerned about maggots.
That's so funny to think I just pictured that and then his
response. It's the funniest bug anyway.
We call this episode Behind Closed Doors, yeah.
Yes. Yes, yes.
You fucking genius. Oh my God.
Damn, I love those one and dumb ass fucking names.
Well, some, I think we've used. We had never used that.
One No. Oh.
It was with wise wide open. That's a different one.
Behind closed eyes. I just wrote behind closed
doors. Perfect.
I love it. Ah, fuck, that's good.
I guess they poker your family gatherings.
Yeah, that's where they poke their cousin.
God dude, he should not be the worm Lord, he should be
something like I'm the vacuum salesman.
He doesn't know actually what you call him, the Dick, Thunder
or whatever. The Dick Wrangler.
We already we already passed it. So whatever, yeah.