Greetings coming. Welcome to Fly out of the Face.
I didn't candle, Chris. This is a new arc, perhaps
guaranteed. Oh no, it's happening.
Who else we got? Hello, I am Levi.
What? Are you playing?
Sasha, I think. Yep.
I'm Thomas and I am playing, Not We Met.
Yay, no. You're right.
No, I forgot about that. Wow, that's the first time ever.
I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy. Oh, fuck.
And I'm Jake. And I'm.
I'm playing Jimmy Dean the sausage man.
No, not this time. What's your?
Breakfast tea thing. I'm Nate and I play Screech.
Let's get the foil out of here. So our party is different than
it was last episode. It's also split in two.
Sasha and Screech are just now leaving King Flop moves or
whatever his name is now. Probably still that his keep or
whatever in Schleswig. Also, Tommy has just met up with
his friends Rusig and Jimmy Dean.
Not friends necessarily. Well, maybe that's on them.
I guess they're they're. Associates.
Yeah, they're they're business associates.
They all work for the Arch Rogue.
They dance back. Yeah.
Yep, sure. Screech was given a letter to
Josilfa Meagle in Galganbeck. Tommy, you were told that Jimmy
Dean and Russig have have been given an assignment from the
arch rogue looking for this drug called the Powder up north of
Fleshvig, and the area is to be marked by a ring of seven
obelisks. That much you guys know.
Oh, that's ominous. Perfect.
Man, how am I going to find this place with all of these rings of
obelisks? It's funny you say that, 'cause
that's kind of exactly the no, wait, I don't got to give a shit
about no powder. Before we get going, do we get
to get better? Oh yes, we do.
Wait, who does? Jimmy Dean?
Not Jimmy Dean and not ruse like I feel like all of the rest of
you guys all do, don't ya? What with this Sasha.
Yeah, he's been around long, Sasha.
He was like, right in the beginning, I was.
Right. After Tommy.
Yeah, yeah. Supernova.
So yeah, Sasha, Screech, and Tommy all get better.
Corey, I feel like. The sun's, the sun scorched.
Zealots are like saiyans in that sense.
Anytime I use that power, I'm. Still glowing, by the way.
It's the same day. Fuck.
I'm on fire. So at this point, I feel like
you guys all know how to get better.
Please tell me. OK, well damn it.
Don't don't don't roll 6D10. What's your hit points
currently? Your Max hit points?
Six. OK, that's six.
You can't possibly roll under it.
So just roll the D6 and add that to it.
It's part of some someone new could be listening.
That's fair. I'm going to walk one of you
through it, then the other two guys know how.
Papa Nate, will you hand me my lid top, please.
Thank you. What?
Do you call I? I No.
Not bad. Have 11 HPI went up to 13.
Nice. You guys are big.
I have 12 HP. Well, you wrote the six.
Yeah. You doubled your HP1 level
people, or whatever you'll call it.
What about you there? 4 So I doubled my HP.
Hey, double it, double it. That's great.
I have 3, can I go for another? Can.
I go for another. Screechism.
Oh my God. Yeah, absolutely.
We equal 1 of you. Got your knock, a Messer.
That's what. I've got it in here while he's
looking that up. Jake, you're a new guy.
I am a new guy. What's your class and
everything? Give us your little character
breaking this. This little bitch is Jimmy Dean.
I'm an indomitable Mountaineer. I got an HP of three.
It sucks. Fearless and brassy, Indominal
Mountaineer could be found scaling cliffs, summoning peaks,
and flunking the mastery of nature across the dying world.
Your first climb was when you were orphaned on the frozen
peaks of Kurgis and icy range became your family miserly and
spineless. False eye scab collector.
False eye. Yum.
Scab collector. You're a druid.
I I'm. No, I'm a Mountaineer.
I'm like a you're more of a Ranger in a way.
I'm like a goat man. Yeah, you're a Mountaineer.
You're a guy who climbs mountains, a goat, man.
I like that. I would like an unholy feat,
please. You would like an unheroic feat?
Yes, you could. You could just take.
Another Here we go, Sunscore. Zealot thing.
I love you. You.
Can take a murder one he gets to re roll it.
What other? No, it means that you could do
two in a day if you wanted to. Two in a day.
Spite Omen and make him do it. Yeah, I have to.
I don't have any. Omen did it.
I'm fucking out. I I just like taking unholy
thingies and what's money and then dudes.
Unheroic feats leave us. Yes, that's the word I'm
thinking of if. It's something bad you might die
because of about their party stuff.
I know, that's why I like it. D66 He likes to be that guy, I
see. 31. 31 I don't know Iron Stomach When crops fail and
livestock birth inedible abominations 1 Learns to not be
picky about food you may consume rotting putrid flash with ADR. 6
toughness test. Others witnessing this may find
it disgusting. Cool, outcast role morale you
already are or not. I mean it's.
A good thing that we already find them pretty disgusting to
begin with, so mm hmm. You've never met me, Thomas.
What do you mean? That's.
True. That's true.
Clean slate. That's always nice.
OK, so I roll like the weird guy meeting new people.
He's like, hey, these guys might not think I'm weird.
He thinks he's weird. I mean, God, I think that every
job, by like, by default, they're running into me as well.
So yeah, comparatively, like, I think Tommy, like, sees you guys
walking up and he just like, ah, fuck, let's keep going.
Now we're going to narrate 2 stories for the rest of the
show. OK, so I rolled for another
Screechism. What'd you get?
2, which is fungal pipe. Your pipe still contains hints
of mushroom you've smoked once per day.
Take a puff. A random scroll is successfully
cast from your pipe. Yeah, OK, that makes sense.
So he can he can still access scrolls randomly cast.
In other words, you don't get to pick what it is you do that for
drinking us. Terrifying when you cast the
death spell. I fucking love it.
Here's what we're gonna do then, Actually, you scrolls now.
Well, in a way. Who's.
We kind of Fair. No.
Here's what I'm thinking of. Sometimes when we're playing
supplements of certain adventures, they come with
scrolls. When that's the case, and you're
doing that during the course of that adventure, will include
that in the possible random roles.
The random scroll, for example, Church of the Worm, we didn't
come into any of it. It wouldn't have mattered if we
did, but they had some scrolls in the adventure and if you were
to have done it during that time, those would have been on
the table. That makes sense, That's all.
So right now we're moving into the dust funnel from Rubo's
cone, and that is doesn't really have any of those.
So that's it. So then you can just.
From Papa Rugo's. Yeah, you know.
Scrolls from the regular book then.
Of course I'm going to, That's what I'm yeah, I'm going the
default list. Then you better there's no
modified list. There's no expansion pack to the
list. Smoke it.
No booster. Yeah, I every day I'm glad that
we have not used too many scrolls before because they use
like one. We're not scrolled a few, a few
over the course of us playing this game, and I still don't
know what half of them are. Otherwise I like it.
This has never been a huge thing for us, so I kind of dig that.
Too, I levitated once. Yep, you tried to.
You did, actually. Yes, that's true.
Yeah. And then one time it made your
skin explode. Yes.
Yeah. But that's neither here nor
there it was. It's actually it's later.
Nor hit her. All right, Yeah, It's neither
hit her nor the other. So who wants to take a scene
first? We got two different groups.
Hey, Tommy. There you go.
So, Tommy, you're sitting in the in the OR the pickpocket with
Rusig and Jimmy Dean. How can I forget that, right?
What are you guys doing? What's freaking?
What's going on? The bar is.
The bar is reasonably hopping. People are getting a little bit
rowdy, but it's nothing. Yeah, there was a bar fight last
episode. Right.
I guess so. Since then, it's died down and
it's starting to starting to rise again.
It happens ebb and flow overnight.
Yeah, like a tide. I'm gonna sit down next to Tommy
with a free beer. I found after the whole bar
fight fiasco. So you got a you got a new job
for us. Their Their boss.
You got something, You got you got.
You want me to climb to a hole or something?
You want me to climb something? The arch Rogue said that you
guys had something going on that I was supposed to tag along with
you guys. Well, I heard that.
I heard. I heard from little little,
little Firefly on my ear that you might have lost something
that you should have climbed for.
See, maybe maybe next time I'll I'll be on this mission and get
that that chandelier you you left behind.
To be fair, I went back for that chandelier, but it was melted
and covered in shit, so we're not going to worry about that.
No, I'm just saying and don't. Bring it up.
You ever need somebody to climb for you?
Jimmy Dean's man. Well, and now I'm thinking about
if I would have brought back that chandelier and bring it to
the arch rogue and it just started melting into shit, I
would be in more fucking trouble than I am now.
This does not help Jimmy Dean's case.
As as this is like going, Rusig will slide in and sit next to
Jimmy Dean and just kind of like lean over.
You can just stop kissing his ass right now.
You know, we got stuck with him because we fucked up too.
Wow, Jimmy Dean doesn't seem to understand what you were talking
about right there. No, no, it's true.
He sent me with you two guys, 'cause I obviously all three of
us suck. Yeah, we.
Were fuck ups. But you're his favorite nephew.
Yeah, I'm his only nephew. I mean, we do have these magic
jackets. And I'm gonna.
I do have the. Where'd you guys get the
Jackets? I have boiled armor and I wanted
to have like, the arch rogue's fucking like face stitched on
the back. Oh, just a big wanted poster
that you're gonna carry around up with.
Yeah, just tell them about the underground.
Just make it known. Yeah, like.
No, no, no, no. We never.
Shut up. We're gonna get our ass fucking
stomped. Nah, I don't.
It's actually somebody else's face stitched onto his back.
Oh, it's an actual face, Yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, Jimmy thought it. He kind of looks like the art.
Yeah, it you know, it it was that actor guy that kind of
looked familiar to, you know, the art Troke, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy
Dean. Stitch on himself.
But Jimmy Dean seemed to have forgotten that his skin was
going to kind of pull back together real tight, like, you
know, kind of pull it a little awkward.
If you were to look at it, you would think it was Nathan Lane.
All right, so when are we supposed to go do whatever?
What are we supposed to do anyways?
We're apparently supposed to go for.
The powder. Oh, yeah, the pad.
Jimmy Dean doesn't do the powder, I promise.
Yeah, I'd hate to see if you did.
He's picking. He's picking at a scab on on his
arm and and puts it in a little jar.
It's the size of a plate. Rusik has like like tears.
Just kind of like running down his face and he just kind of
wipes a few off again and just we should really just get on the
road. And the sooner we get this task
done, I can hopefully get out of here.
I mean, I'm not fortunate enough to get my patch like you have.
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
Jimmy Dean does have Patch and you don't.
But look, GBD suggests that we get someone to be our true
muscle because our community of health is not our our pool is
not great. It's more like a.
Community pool? Not sure you're talking about.
Community pools twice as. Bad Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
Yes, yes, yes. What's What?
What? My?
Friend, did you happen to come across any other assholes when
you were out dealing with your situation?
Well, you suggested that Dean is an asshole.
Jimmy. Jimmy.
You're just another asshole.
That favorite? Jimmy Dean.
Right quiet. Yeah.
I actually, when I was down in the shit pits over there, I ran
into some other fucking guys that we could probably if if
they're out and about, maybe we can coerce them or whatever to
to roll with us and get that powder.
Yeah, they look saucy. They were there.
They're, they're they're thick, thick with two CS.
Jim Dean. As long as it's somebody that
can have a little bit more conversation than this guy.
As you guys have this conversation, the door opens of
the Pickpocket and Tommy, you recognize Screech and Sasha
looking in, entering the place. Just we're kind of confused like
they're looking. There they are now.
And I'm going to wave them over. Hey, Screech, a fucking sunburn.
Oh, come over here. No, tonight we taste like
romance and I go and sit down next to him.
Coming on a little strong to Jimmy Dean, aren't you, Bud?
Cover just so we got a loud guy here at Mr. Brightside.
Yeah, nobody's singing it, yeah. I will make the proper
introductions. Russig Jimmy Dean this is well
this is Screech and 3rd degree burn here.
Jimmy Dean. Pleased to meet you.
Jimmy Dean, Pleased to meet you. No, you're not.
Oh, you're No. I'm Jimmy Dean.
Pleased to meet you. You sound delicious.
Oh my God, you travelled with these douche bags.
We we we literally met and shit. So yeah, it was.
It was out of convenience, you know, to stay alive and all
that. I mean, don't let their
appearances fool you. He's heavily burnt and
screeches. Pretty bad ass.
Jimmy Dean's been there before. Gross.
Oh, they met and shit. I don't know.
Every out house. Communal.
I mean. I I.
Don't share it at the same time. No, it's a giant through poop
through the cesspits again. We're not going back.
No. I guess at least you could say
they can handle their shit and we can make use of them.
Speaking of which, y'all smell like it too.
Like, keep in mind, you did. Oh, well, these two didn't.
No, no. I imagine Sasha just smells like
burnt shit. I I'm going to light.
I'm going to light one of my 2 candles.
They're scented. They're scented.
What are they scented like? One is brimstone and the other
is fucking lilacs. Lilac.
This smells like lilac and brimstone.
Yeah, and also shit. King shit, or whatever that
guy's name was. Stale beer and vomit and
everything else. I need room in my backpack.
I'm just fucking. It's a burning wall is my world.
Now. Yeah, well, just think it might
be over soon. We can only hope.
Yeah. What time of day is it?
Jimmy Dean might not have taken a nap today.
He's not sure. It is late.
It is dark. Oh, that is.
That sucks, because Jimmy Dean feels like we're going to have
to roll for something stupid. Yeah.
Mike Lee. Yeah, great.
Does this this pickpocket have like housing or whatever?
Or is it just a a Tavern? Yep, and you know too that U3
from the Archerobes Company or whatever have a birthing down
below in the lair like a soundproof seller?
Well, you'll just there's just like, you know, a barracks for
the homeboys. I could probably get you guys a
a spot to crash for the night. Maybe wash the stank off you for
a bit. Yeah, if you got like a floor
cot, that would be great. We got a long trip to go to
tomorrow. All right.
Well. Yes.
First, get your friends a bath. Jimmy Dean calls Top Bunk.
I'm more of a bottom anyway. Why could we handle that?
Well, we've now established that.
Yes. All right.
Well, I'll show Sasha and Screech to the back where
there's like a probably just a big through of stagnant water.
Yeah, it's. Going to be shit water.
With most of mine's crisp right off.
That's probably true. Yeah, it's all flaky, you.
Can just watch it now. You're going to rehydrate it
now? Yeah, that's true.
Just take a broom to my body. So to cut it short, you guys go
into the barracks of the Arch Rogues.
You know, Hench men. You guys spend the night there,
clean up. We don't need to paint those
scenes unless you want to. No, no.
We're done. No.
And yeah, that's good. You guys get a nice rest.
You wake up in the morning. Let's roll Misery D8.
I'll do it. Do it.
OK, we'll start off with you then.
Two. So we're at AD 6 next time.
That may not have been right, but I think it was.
Yeah. Yeah, okay, I wrote it down
anyway. So now everybody roll your omens
if you have them, depleted roll powers per day.
Yep, got them. And then that's we'll get
through the rest of it as we get through it. 5 Omens.
I have 3 Nate. Is there anything other than
just gone fucking? You roll on it every day.
Buck wild. Just go buck wild, man.
Just rip on it. Find a reason you roll on the
list every day the world is ending.
Just go. Run.
Do whatever. I rolled #3 so.
What's #3? Your eyes bloom with the judging
light of the stars, allowing you to see in the pitch black and
discern the false from truth. Wow, you guys all wake up.
Not to the, not to the daylight, because you're on ground.
Hide or disguise myself as they are.
Unearthly glows betray you. Betray.
You. Wow, dude.
No. Yeah, so it's not 'cause you
guys are in an underground barracks room here, obviously
the daylight is not. Or the the the lack of daylight,
Really. It's not what wakes you, it's
it's this kids. I count on the kid, 'cause it
seems weird, I don't know. These kids are weird to me.
I don't know. He could be 12 or 1000 years.
Old. Who knows?
Yeah, he's he's an old. He's an old, young man.
No, he his glowing bright eyes as he wakes, wakes all of you.
I'm on top Funk so that doesn't bother me.
So are the rest of us. Wonderful.
We have an alarm clock. Yeah, so I have that talking
sword, but it doesn't talk to me, correct?
I guess so You. Yeah, yeah, I just stole it.
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
From Jakes Throke. Throke, yeah.
What damage does that do? It's a D6 plus one, and it's
attacked the defense DR10 and A1 in six chance to accidentally
attack you and your companions. Oh my God.
That sounds that sounds exactly like what?
Yeah, well, this is. That sounds like me with a
crossbow. Ironically, you guys are passing
around this class ability for the wretched royalty.
Yeah, well, this is what it is. It's one of those things, yeah.
This magnificent and clearly magical talking sword is fopish,
unreliable, and quietly despises you.
It taunts your failures and if continually disappointed,
develops. A1 in six chance to accidentally
attack develops. Develops, so you have to make
sure you talk some shit to me. Hard thing to do, My pleasure.
I mean more than usual. Right.
Yeah, yeah. Levi's just crying by the end of
the episode, so. You made it so personal.
God. But it hurts more anyway.
So you guys wake up, you go. What are you guys doing?
Well, me, me and Screech got to get going.
Gotta go to Galgan Beck. Well.
I believe that is still following along our travel, so
safety in numbers. I'm gonna have to agree with you
there, Rusig. I do believe Jimmy Dean would
like to be protected on this quaint journey.
Flashlight. What's that about a flashlight?
Jamie Dean is not carrying flashlights.
There's another guy sitting up in the.
Box. I'm also thinking that Walking
Beacon is a bullseye, so that's. Or a deterrent.
Target 1st. I mean, I have sunglasses
somewhere. Just throws them on and it's
like fucking. It kind of makes sense though,
'cause like he it happens at least one in every six days
eventually. Yeah, all right.
You guys are going to Galgambeck.
We're heading that way. Anyways, we should go together.
Like Rusik said, safety in numbers.
You. Want me to stitch a face on the
back of your jackets like Jimmy Dean has?
And I turned around and found my jacket.
It's Nathan Lanes face. I stare for just a minute before
I stand up and kick a table over.
Good sitting on your biscuit. Too afraid to risk it.
Then guy gets it and I just go outside.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna follow.
Screech out.
Hey, hey, What's your name buddy?
At least one of them seems to have some sort of insight.
I didn't say they were the fats. They said they were the people I
found in the shithole. I mean, come on.
Yeah. Beggars can't be choosers here,
yes. Yes.
All right. So Screech, as you guys, as you
lead the group outside, don't need detail.
I lead. Well, I mean, you, you were the
first person default. Yeah.
No, you were the first person to say that you're going outside.
That's all. What kind of armor do you have?
9 Just some D2. Yeah.
Describe it to me. Well, I mean, I've described
Screech as somebody who just, like, wears an Aladdin vest.
Essentially. Perfect.
Levis. Yeah.
Levis in an Aladdin vest, Nothing but denim.
Yeah, the Aladdin vest is Denim. Like a Tekken fighter.
Yeah, yeah, he's Eddie Gordo and some like piratey looking boots.
You had me at Aladdin Vest. I know what my plan is.
Oh, yuck. You had me at pirate boots.
Assume you had me at all. Anyway, you as you leave the
pickpocket, you notice that it is incredibly cold outside.
Everything is covered in like a crackling frost.
Which is weird, because it was pretty balmy yesterday.
You guys head out of town, right?
You guys are heading out? Sure do.
Yeah, yeah. So we got this cold now, yeah.
Which is somehow Tommy's fault, I'm sure.
How is this my fucking fault? I don't control the damn
weather. You.
Managed a way to fuck up a wet dream.
That's not what your mother said.
Oh, Jimmy Dean would have to agree, though.
Fuck you, Jimmy. Fuck you in your stupid mouth.
That's what you try to do in Jimmy Dean's dream and he didn't
like it in your own dream. Keep my cock out of your mouth
while you sleep. Tommy, you still fucked it up
because you ended up fucking the wrong mother anyway.
It sounds like you guys have a complex back story.
Nailed it. Good stuff, buddy.
Oh man. These fucking books.
I swear to God. Uncle Rez, where are you?
There you are. Oh.
My God. So you guys leave the sledge.
Fig, you head north towards Galgan back.
Give me AD 6, Thomas. Here we go.
That's a 5. OK.
Wow. You know, to those of you
heading to the where the powder is, the powder, the powder, it's
an H you know, it's about halfway to Galgan back if you
didn't tell us, correct. You guys head north through
Vosland. Kevin, give me AD 6, OK?
That's a 2. So you guys walk for a better
part of the day. It's this, this crackling frost,
this isn't icy shell that's kind of covering.
Everything is persistent throughout the day.
You guys are heading through various different regions of
Boston as you continue and you end up in this boggy region and
give me, let's go with Jake this time.
Give me AD 10. Why?
No reason. Except reasons. 8 Jake or or
Jimmy? Dean rather.
Give me a presence. Test DR12 Presence.
You said. Oh, my fucking Dick, son.
That's not two, that's a two. OK, give me AD eight.
Oh my God. Why?
Just do. He has a woken deterred wad.
In eight. OK.
So OK. And keep in mind that that last
roll there is ominable when it comes, when it comes clear as to
what it is. So as you guys are walking, you
notice it's getting boggy, it's it's very moist around here.
The road is starting to kind of fall apart into disrepair.
It's kind of hard to track you imagine if you guys were pulling
a wagon, which fortunately you're not, you would struggle.
But as you guys are walking through this, Jimmy Dean gets
this wicked sharp pain across his back.
And the rest of you guys, anyone who walking behind him sees 3
claw marks across his back right through the Nathan Lane.
Death man and blood just sprays out of this.
Do you want to keep that DA roll That was damage.
Oh, what's the can I know the amount of damage?
DuMont, it's 88. Yeah, eight.
Yeah, you're taking eight damage if you keep it.
If you don't use an omen. I know that I'll.
Burn an omen for him. You might have his own.
I have. I have three.
You three. Well, you have five though,
don't you? I've got 5.
So. Hey man, you got more?
When I flail, you flail just like that.
I'm going to, I'm going to take the damage you're going to take.
The damage going to take eight damage.
I can still omen the damage. Oh well, yeah, that's what I'm
saying. Do you want to like.
No, I'm going to take the damage and see what's going to happen
here. No do.
You no side. You already rolled the deal.
You rolled it. You took.
Oh, I took eight damage. Yes.
That's what I'm saying. I thought that was for like on a
table or something. No, Yeah, I guess table.
That's the role. That's what I'm saying.
I have to then. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to do it too?
I think you can only I thought that was like, oh, you rolled an
8 on this table. You get.
I'm generally pretty transparent with why you're no.
That was just me being stupid. What's your HP 3?
It's three. OK, so you need to reduce by
what, 5 at least. Yeah, you have to lower your
Dick. Yeah, you can lower it by AD 6.
So you're really 16 to 5 or 6? Re roll the damage roll.
Hey, before you roll that, just roll a new character.
We'll just hit it. You could re roll the damage
roll too. That would actually probably
give you better results. Yeah, that's what I thought I
was doing. Yeah, you can.
Yeah. Drill the D8 again then.
OK, well, I was going to say you can either spend the omen to
reduce it by D6 or reroll. No, we're going to reroll the
damage roll. This is just as risky for
fucking five. Can I down a potion as I fall?
No, It's kind of the thing that kind of happens suddenly.
Oh, my God. So, yeah, you take.
I have D2 armor. Yes.
Do you? Oh, you do.
So I might just be broken. Roll that too.
Yep. You're currently taking five
damage. No, please. 1.
It's a one. You're taking four damage.
So. So as that happens, you see like
he, Jimmy Dean just falls to his knees and then fell face down in
the muck and you hear this scream, but it doesn't seem like
there's anything around so. It got really.
Quick. You notice though, and just just
for the sake of transparency, you guys notice in the 'cause
you can see the reflection in the bog water itself that there
is some creature moving, but it looks like it's not like there's
something in the water necessarily, but something
reflecting in the water. But as you look at where it
would be standing with that reflection, there's nothing
there. You know how I knew I was gonna
die, 'cause I took all those fucking notes?
Yeah, that helps. Yeah.
The more you prepare, the less the more you're fucked.
Is is there a way we can save him?
Yeah, you could reduce. I mean, omen reducing is still
something you can do. But he omen to change that role.
Can I? Omen.
You can only spend 1 omen per roll.
I mean, you can. What's the difference between us
doing it well? Well, I I always kind of assumed
like so you could you could spend an omen to reroll, but you
could also spend an omen to reduce.
That's true because it doesn't say, well, it says or it doesn't
say and it's that or that or that.
So like if if Jake spends 2 omens, he spend 1 to reroll, he
could spend another omen to also reduce.
Basically, the drawback of that is that he's burning through his
omen. I'm OK with that.
Yeah, that makes sense. OK.
So yeah, you can lower your you can spend another omen to lower
it by D6. That leaves you with one.
If he rolls well, would. You like to play this character
that is kind of funny. We're currently at -1, right?
-1 So really, just best you can if worse you can do.
If everyone doesn't feel like it's somehow taking four damage
currently bringing you a -1 right, you could roll the D6 to
make that 4 lower. This character has been in the
show for I would guess. 37 minutes.
And it's been we had. Last time that we had Rugo and
it's. Been magical and we have tried
to save him almost longer than he's been on.
So I need a four or hot or A2 or what not just roll.
See what happens. Two.
So 4 -. 2 is 2. You're.
Yeah. One.
You're 1 HP. So yeah, you don't you fall to
his knees. But he's not dead.
I'm just gurgling in the mud. Yeah, you, you, you.
He pops back up again. Raw initiative.
What are you doing down there? We'll have D do it.
Chicken and macaroni, gentlemen, with my home is I'm not paying
attention. That is it.
OK, so I'm going to die anyways. Give me AD 10.
I'm just shaking 2 two. OK.
The wheezing. You guys see the reflection of
the creature, which is kind of almost like Bigfooty, you know
what I mean? Like like the pig.
The old, like footage of Bigfoot, it really reminds it
would remind you of that. I don't like swamp trees.
And yeah, you see that like rushing past.
You guys kind of threw your party and it's kind of it stops
right in front of Sasha and swings A claw.
Sasha, give me a agility test and we're just gonna call it a,
we're gonna call it a 14. Hard to figure out what exactly
to do. From your perspective, because
we because you can't. Physically.
See the thing in the air? No.
Is that what raped me? Yeah.
What am I rolling for? Agility.
Agility 14. Use.
Your words. That's a 12.
You can spin an omen to drop the Dr. Question.
Yes, I got my eyes. Yes.
You do. Do my eyes help they?
Help. Yeah.
They will. OK, so here's what I'll say
then. That being the case, that will
drop the Dr. from that from a 14 to a 12, making you succeed
because you kind of. It's not like you're
illuminating it there, but you're kind of.
I can see in the pitch black and discern the false from truth.
Yeah, you see that? It is actually, it's it's
something in the water itself. That's fucking dope.
Like you're like, but you know that it's not necessarily
something that's in the water, but it's like metaphysically in
the water, You know what I mean? It's there.
But you know that like it was intensible.
Ninjutsu bullshit, right? This actually is the mirror from
El Chupa Labra. Yes, from.
How do we deal with this? Yeah, that was from our whole
like, who's next? Enter the Mirror realm.
Thank you for that. There's something in the water,
but it's not in the water. I'm very confused.
What? Do.
You guys do. It's on your turn.
I think we have to go in the water, but I don't know.
I have one health. I'm going to, I'm going to
fucking dive in the water. You're going to dive into the
water. I'm going to dive into the
water. He just, he just took a fucking
wamp and okay. He's got more health.
Give me D6 as you do, or before you do rather.
D6 He's going into the glass from. 4 is.
That good? Who knows?
Are we supposed to go in the water?
I don't know. Jimmy Dean is the climber of the
group, OK? He's not a fighter.
He's not a fucking no, it's not the diver.
No, it's upside down climbing. OK.
You know, that's. No, that's more.
We should get more of that later.
That's. Trust me, it's a good thing that
you're a climber, considering what you're in for.
Oh, good. If I survive, Yeah.
Hey. OK, so you dive into the water.
Yeah, Jimmy Dean does not. He's not a fighter.
You dive into the water and like him breaking the water's surface
breaks the reflectiveness of the water.
And you see that that creature, like, you could see that.
Like boogie boogie's out. Kind of.
Well, not so much that, but like, you know that, like if he
was still standing there and the reflection was reflecting him as
it was, you would still see something, some reflection of
him in the rippling. But it doesn't happen at all.
Like the holographic armor is breaking something like that
through something like that. And yeah, so you.
Yeah, the water is murky as heck and very cold due to the fact
that the area there is very cold.
This place sucks. Yeah, we'll put you in the water
there then. Yeah.
And I'm going to try to get out of distance from the fight, OK
And then wait for my my next turn.
You're trying to dive in, right? Like, like you're not diving
into the lake. You do it.
It's like as you hit, it's not very deep, it's.
It's. Like Marsh.
Yeah, you're just kind of like he's never not his.
Army crawling. I don't care.
Whatever. It's probably like 6 inches
deep, maybe of actual like standing water.
Then it's just like, what? That's enough, band fog.
He belly flopped into a puddle. More or less, but it's very
large puddle. I'm just scurrying.
I'm scurrying on all fours trying to get away.
It looks real weird. Yeah.
What is that to you guys doing? I'm faster on all four.
I bet. Tommy's going to pull the shield
of faith off his back and pull his tomahawk out and wait
because he if he doesn't see it right in front of him but sees
reflection that Jimmy Dean's swimming in, he's just going to
stand there and wait. And he's going to, I guess, hold
his action because he doesn't see it, so he can't.
Right, you're waiting to. Get He can't see so.
You're waiting to get a visible screech, though.
As you see Tommy pull the shield, you see like the center
metal dish on the shield itself, which is usually very
reflective. You see the creature in that and
it's it's obviously a lot smaller because of the what it's
reflecting in, but you see that with the rest of you.
Guys, so this is like some Medusa shit.
I don't know what you mean by that.
You know you can only use the reflection to know where it is.
Oh, that's 'cause you can't look at Medusa.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
But same concept, we don't see it similar, we see it in the
reflection. You'll you'll figure it out once
you figure it out. I'm confused.
Keep trying so what's left is reach Sasha and backwards
vampire fuck is going. On Rusig is gonna like scoop
down and grab like a handful of mud and kind of like looking at
the reflection in the water and off of the shield.
Kind of like guesstimate where it would probably be standing
and just fling like a handful of mud in the direction.
OK, give me ADR 14 presence. Actually going to make it a 12
considering I'm. Going to go ahead to Norman that
There we go. That's a 17.
That's seventeen. OK, so you you managed to, like,
spray a good handful of mud across the the potential area
that it's standing in, and you don't.
It doesn't seem to catch on anything like you would expect.
If this thing's invisible, it's the Mud's going to stick to him,
giving kind of showing its form. But it doesn't.
It falls to the ground, but you notice that some of the mud
which hit the reflection on Tommy's shield, like you see it
recoil from that. So give me damage.
Beat the shit over to Tommy. I will call.
I think you just threw. Since you just threw mud, we're
just going to call it one single piece of damage.
And you see that it's recoiled from that.
That's what we got Sasha and Screech.
I I think we're supposed to stab the reflection, I think.
I don't know. I'm so confused.
That curious compulsion. I would recommend going ahead
and trying to take a swing on Tommy to test that theory.
Fucking roosing it. I always hated you.
Switch just like kind of hunkers down and just stares into the
shield for a second and just like starts patting his pockets
and shit pulls out his pipe. Oh shit.
Fucking spark up a match. Give me D20.
It's a one. So we'll see.
Fuck this. We'll see.
So as soon as you late, you're
coughing all that shit immediately.
A ball of flame that says a ball of fire hits D2.
Creatures dealing DA damage per creature.
This is palms. Open the southern gate.
So here's how we're going to do that considering what you're
shooting it at, because you're attempting to hit that thing
probably, right. You're I was.
You're coughing at that. I was staring into the that's
where it would go. OK, so here's what it is.
AD 2 on a one it's just the creatures reflection on A2 it's
also Tommy considering where he is when pull the sealed out out
of my shield. The shield will still make
sense. Yeah we'll still seal.
The shield will still in effect that's two that's both of them
so DA damage. Sorry buddy.
Fucking. You can roll them individually
or you can call them both do whatever you want to.
It's kind of a both kind of yeah.
All right this is how it goes. What is this 22 and then what?
That shield negates one damage, right?
No, the shield, actually. Oh, reflects.
I looked it up. It reflects it back to the
person that did it. It's not the entirety of the
damage. Though yeah, it's just one.
No, it says an ornamental shield that reflects damage back to the
attackers. All damage blocked by the shield
and your armor is dealt back to your attacker.
That, Yeah, that's what it. Is shield Shields block one
damage? Yeah, that's all.
Like if it broke and your armor, then it would arm all of that.
Like if you broke it on a on a hit that did like fucking 15
damage or something reflecting 15.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. So that'd be the case.
You want to break it to reflectors?
You damage that dude. I don't break it though, it'll.
Reflect all two. Yeah, yeah, right.
But I will take one, actually. Do you have armor?
I do. I've got D.
Two. So then I take 2 damages.
Oh, OK Yep. It happens anyway.
Yeah. And then roll AD 6 as well.
That is because the creature in the reflections.
Here's that pretty thick hide. Oh, wow.
Great. Yeah.
That's a six on the dice. So yeah, it's affected by it,
but it doesn't seem like it's the fire actually burned him,
you know? I mean, like, maybe he's just
too moist. What about Sasha here?
I'm going to do I only see the reflection in the shield or do I
see it in the water? You saw in the water.
You only see it in the shield though.
Actually, yeah. Oh, I only see it in the.
Shield you only see in the shield.
Give me 86. What did he throw mud at?
Everything. I just kind of like, yeah, you
know, like like a toddler when they take their diaper off and
they just kind of fling it all. Over the place if we want to hit
it can I want to hit it in the in the whatever water we're
standing in we all have to stand still for the reflection to come
back. Perhaps because right now I'm
just floundering in the water. Yeah, that you only see the
reflection in the shield itself now, which is getting harder to
see, probably because the char on it.
Can I take this sword and just kind of give it a poke?
Yeah. Can I Poke the Shield?
That thing's so dangerous because it reflects.
This is a terrible fight for us, dude.
Baby pulled my shield out of like, oh perfect call call.
Still, I'm just going to give it a little poke.
Go Dr. 12 Strength. Isn't ADR time with my shield,
Yes. Or with my sword, Yes.
Oh, wonderful. That's a 12.
And you, you, you, you meet the the reflection perfectly with
it. It's a grill damage. 2 + 1.
And then roll the D6 for damage negation.
Fucking Christ. Yeah, yeah.
So you thrust the sword at the shield and you just hear the
sword back. That was weird as shit.
That was good. Does that does that damage
deflect back? It does, doesn't it?
How much damage did you deal? 3.
Three. So it's 1 -, 1.
It wouldn't be hitting him anyway.
It wouldn't be hitting him. It's just the shield then.
Yeah, so take one damage as like this, This thing's stupid.
You feel like in your chest. This, this the same thrust that
the person that you spent that into would feel.
Also give me AD 6. Fuck you 4.
OK. Real Initiative, Thomas.
That's a 2. OK, shit.
OK, so do you see that the the reflection start talking like it
looks like it's going to jump out of the reflection but it
doesn't and instead give me an agility DR12, Sasha.
Oh, it's going to give you you, is it?
Coming on my sword now. It's coming from your soul.
OK, that's a 16. You feel like wind pass you as
you like. If you see it doing that, you're
like, oh shit. So you give a quick Dodge like
you feel the wind of it passing you as if it's like if you
almost got hit by a car, like don't feel the wind of the car,
don't buy. It.
Did anyone see that I saw the thing?
I see many things you do see, like the trees, like around to
like move with the wind of the park.
Can I? Chop at the wind.
Now it's since it's our turn. You still see the reflection in
the shield, Of course. Is it our turn?
Yes. Oh, I take my grappling hook in
this rope and I fucking jump at the reflection of the shield and
try to tie it up. Or.
I'm confused what that even looks like.
I'm going to take the rope and tie up the shield with Tommy
with the reflection. Are you tying Tommy to the
shield? No, I'm just trying to tie up
the shield. Tommy, what are you doing with
that? Because he's like, right in
front of you doing this. I was going to take the shield
and I was just going to bash it across the ground, just like
trying to smash the reflection. So that being the case, so like,
OK, so no, I'm going to do this. And then you see him do that.
He picks it up like a like his. Like I'm gonna get a chair shot,
Yeah. Exactly.
Those thinking tear shot. Yeah, we all like that a lot.
There is a reason why the three of us are our team.
We are the worthless. Yeah.
Are you guys the one that are
like you know what you we are the shitty after the shitty.
We are the worst. Yeah, we are the worst group
does that's this. This makes sense.
You're the Z team. Yeah.
Still OK. So I got to imagine that doing
the chair shot with him in the chair to the ground.
You can't miss that. So that's just going to
automatically cause damage. I'm trying to catch that chair.
So D2 damage because it's a normal, actually he's in it.
I feel like there's something more to that.
Then is he in it? We'll call it D4, We'll call it
D4D four. Yeah, minus the D6, of course.
That's a three. Minus D6.
And that's a one. OK, if we take two damage, wow.
You see, as you like, pick it back up again, 'cause you take
the chair shot, you pick it. That guy up again, you see he's
like laying on the ground in the picture in the reflection.
What about the rest of you? Then I tie him up.
I tie the reflection up as it. So how are you?
Trying a reflection. It's like trying to tie up a
picture of a person in a magazine.
It's like, what do you are you tie up The Shield?
Yeah. Are you resisting this, Tommy,
as you see him trying to like so I guess give me opposing
strength tests. If you succeed this, then you
manage to tie it up. If not, Tommy manages to fuck
me, rest it from you. Screech stands up with with
sanity in his eyes. I'm bored of this and I turn
around, start fucking going, gonna keep going on the trail.
I'm just watching these fools fight over a shield in the
middle of the muck. And I did smoke a little bit of
mushroom, so I feel like, Oh my God, he would come out a little
bit. Yeah, I like that a lot.
I got a 10 so I just. I got a nine.
So yeah, he's like trying to pull my you're you're wrapping
it up. You see like the the the
creature in the reflection kind of like racing around the
reflect the reflected area. Like he's kind of stuck in there
and you see that too. Like the ropes have have crossed
over that kind of like it. It looks like there's almost
rope between you and it. Now I'm going to fucking pull it
tight. Like I'm.
I'm setting myself up to go rock climbing.
Jimmy Deans got one wrangled. It's a fucking goat.
Get them, Beat them, boys. I'm gonna.
I'm standing on the shield holding the rope tight.
I'm. Holding the shield AM.
I holding you up. I think that we've wrestled to
the ground and now I'm just standing on top of you.
Yeah. I like the thing that like like
Tammy had to take a knee because of the force thing applied to
us. He's just kind of like holding
it down. I'm like, oh, weird, he's still
trying to hold it. But you're you're really
bustling it on him. Yeah.
I'm. I'm trying to.
Jamie Dean is not a smart fella. It's he's just he's good at
climbing. Yeah, I don't know what to
climbing knots, climbing knots, pulling ropes, climbing nuts,
climbing nuts, pulling ropes and wrangling goats.
You know, with that, I feel like that's a good time for a break.
Welcome back to Play Out to the Face.
So this thing, whatever this creature, we'll call them, the
mirror, is, Oh my gosh, is currently caged.
We'll call it it roped up. Which has a real weird meaning
now. Yeah, he's all roped up.
That's not right either. Quick being, boys.
Jimmy Dean got wrapped up. All right, great.
You've got it handled. Great screech wit up and just
start walking. No.
So are we just leaving this rope around the the the shield or?
Everybody feels real weird in your hands, 'cause you're like
like you're holding it, like you got the shield box with the
rabbit, stranger, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring the the bottom of
the grappling hook up and then hook it to the top of the shield
so it's pulled tight and then it's like a pop.
Can you just take the top, rip it, grip it and hope to God he
don't turn on us? That's what Jamie Dean says.
Jimmy, this sounds like a fucking terrible idea.
Look, you want. We should probably keep up,
catch up with those guys. Jamie Dean, Greens.
Okay, let's go. And you do.
Fucking this is a bad idea. Maybe cover it in the Moss
blanket or something? Can I?
I can do some really stupid stuff.
Actually. Can I take I?
Think wrapping a rope around the shield is pretty dumb.
Jimmy Dean doesn't know what you're talking about.
We've crossed that bridge already, and now we're going to
burn it. I could heal.
Yeah. You should do that.
And I would. I kind of want to.
I would recommend it. Do I want to drink from the
crazy potion or try to use my yes?
No, it's not good. If it goes bad, it's not good.
Well, you have one HP, so gamble.
No, I'm not. Man's got a point.
You got a point. I have the ability that looks
bad. I can mend A grievous wound with
ADR 8 toughness test. As if I have a medicine chest.
With what? His stuff?
That rope? Me, my my ability.
Is it not because I'm a Mountaineer?
Not the poaching? What?
No, it's not. No, it's not crazy.
Poaching. Someone else might get that
force fed to them when they're down.
Maybe do the poaching too. It's a toughness test.
Mr. Knacker's crazy nasty. You only have one omen.
That's a 5 on the dice. Yeah.
All right, seeing Jimmy trying to reach over and mend his.
I'm trying to rub muscle. Marks on his back.
I'm going to use an omen so that he can re roll that.
Yeah, that sounds good. OK.
Thank you, buddy. It's a natural one.
It is. So.
Good. What was Kate?
So what is the entire thing again?
You can gain D6 health if you succeeded that right?
I feel like you lose it on a crit 1.
Or or we cut all this out and you just eat that poach in.
Yeah, dope We don't. We don't fake it.
We don't let no more so than that.
We can't let Jake get away with madness most days.
So take D6 damage. Oh, look at that.
Your door. He's trying so hard to, like,
mend these wounds that he's making them a lot worse and he's
like, he's bleeding already. Jimmy Dean feels better already.
The bleeding is not. Like too good boss.
Yeah, you. Jimmy Dean's not a.
I'm starting to feel a little woozy.
All my legs are disappearing. Jimmy Dean's gone.
His eyes are just still open. Jake, give me AD 20, 16.
Oh my God. And yeah, he was laser bleeding
out from his own inflicted surgery.
He's the wrong kind of bark. He did a lot.
Jimmy, what? What'd you have on you?
So much I had Well, you have the grappling hook in my rope that's
protecting you from the mirror world I had.
I had an unusable, unclean scroll, 4 rations of food and
water. My.
My punch knife, which is a D4. That's I want that.
That's part of my cod piece punch.
Life was my name in high school. I also had my boiled leather
jacket with Nathan Fillions face on the back.
It did have it. It did have it.
It's very shredded now from that cut, yeah.
What's that potion you keep talking about?
God damn it, OK? Talking about.
Potion. So you have the troll bloods
potion. Now it's two doses.
If you drink one dose, you can increase Max HP by D6.
It's so helpful. Why would you do that?
Yeah. OK You would think that next
morning passing ADR 16 toughness test or reduce HP by two D6.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you get that sudden
boost but then it's like the come down to kill you.
But is that permanent? No, that's what happens.
So it's a tradeoff. Like you get a boost in health
during the day and then when you wake up the next morning, your
heart might fucking stop, yeah? I mean if I had two HP.
It's the powder. It's the Yeah, it's a powder.
Yeah. It's potion.
That's not what killed Jimmy Dean.
Unfortunately, Jimmy Dean killed Jimmy Dean.
There's the park I rubbed into my open wounds.
Yes, it just it was so sharp. It may have believed so much
more. I wasn't familiar with these
kind of brush. Poor James Dean.
Rue single turn and look back over her shoulder.
And just Tommy, when you're done playing with Jimmy Dean back
there, you guys need to catch up.
Come on. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.
Did you have any silver on him? I I had 99 silver.
Wow. That's a lot.
I've been doing my own jobs on the side, you know climbing
build kind of jobs. Doing kitten cats.
No fucking climbing. The things that nobody wants to
do, like firefighter stuff. Yeah.
Gotcha. But like in the not fighting
fires. Yeah.
Like sometimes I, I, I'm, I'm the guy that goes up and cuts
down the dead bodies after a hanging or something.
Oh God, yeah. Yeah, I'm a Mountaineer.
I climbed stuff. That's my that was Jimmy.
You're like, hey, hey, Mary, you need me to climb that house
right there? You want me to get that?
I think the correct thing is that Jimmy Dean used to climb
stuff. Yeah, yeah, OK Jimmy Dean did
did have a wonderful spouting career in the city.
But then he stepped outside the city and Jimmy Dean got a little
fucked up. Now he's yeah, now he's got a
now he's dead. Final climb was up the steps to
death store all. Right, one last thing before I
catch up with the rest of them. I'm going.
To turn off the pocket is not empty.
I mean, it is. Oh no.
It's not empty. I'm not going in there.
No, I'm going to cut off Nathan Lane's face and tuck it into the
rope on the shield. And there before.
Right. And then I'm going to.
Catch up. I like that a lot.
That's really disturbing. So yeah, the four of you
continue on. You set up camp that night.
Fortunately, you make it through the bogs.
The coal doesn't seem to go away for the rest of the day.
So as you guys make your fire, you're making it extra warm,
whatever that means. Tommy, what did you do to Jimmy
Dean? I didn't do nothing.
He was trying to. I don't know what he was doing.
I He wasn't made for this trip life.
You just see Sasha walking behind you guys dragging Jimmy
Dean's body. You're bringing him?
What? Why?
I need sustenance? What do you mean?
Oh, right, because he'll eat anything.
Oh jeez. Yes.
You've never had curled toes? This is how you lose.
Friends, That's more of it, even for me.
I didn't know him. Fucking doesn't make it better.
Bryant Lord doesn't give a shit. Just don't touch me.
He he calls himself the bright Lord that I don't fucking.
Look at my golden complexion. What do you mean?
I told you I found him in the in a shit fucking hole.
It it. Never mind, it's.
Yeah, yeah, really, really scraping the bottom of the
barrel with this one. No, he should have been in
there. Flattery.
Flattery charges my battery. This guy seems to have some sort
of insight. He's high all the time.
What do you mean? We're just campfire conversation
ever. Yeah, just stay over there.
And I was just like take my blanket and just kind of toss
over. I'm roasting Jimmy's leg on
this, on the fire. So everybody who needs to eat,
which I think is all of you know.
So if you're going to and let me know when you're ready to move
on to the next day, I'm ready for that.
Let's see. Last person to roll something
with Thomas. So Kevin, give me AD 6 for
miseries. We we established that Jimmy
Dean had four days of food. Yeah, Yep, Yep.
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna kind of sneak that
over to my pack. He also is 3 days of food.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
OK. So yeah, Kevin, give me AD 6 for
the misery. I rolled it.
And you got. I got a one.
Yeah you did, baby. Give me AD six then D66 rather.
It's fucking Jimmy Dean's bad luck rubbing off on me.
You don't want Jimmy Dean's rubbing off on you. 16.
GB D GB D No rub off, I know man.
So as day breaks, you guys are awoken by a gong in the sky and
you hear a voice from from deep in the woods.
And they can just There's sparse trees around the area here, you
hear, and blood cops shall spread like fire across the
wastelands of the drought. What the fuck was that?
Am I yelling? Am I asleep again?
Yeah, but that wasn't you this time.
Anybody. Anybody with the pleated omens.
Roll those and also powers per day.
Everybody and if you have daily things then do that which I know
you do leave live you AD six I believe your ability yes it
changes every day. Yes cool.
Those are fun ones. Keeps it.
Keeps it busy. Also you to explore the entire
character. You are clad in luminescent
mantle of furious Starlight. Oh yeah, that was you got the
fancy jacket. Is that our 3rd or 4th misery?
It's our 4th, 4th We had 246414 and now 1/6.
What? Yeah, Levi's is like, damn, how
about those numbers mean? The end is dry, never near.
Dude, we are over halfway now what we said with the blood
cough thing. All of you.
I think every day we're gonna have a toughness test.
Oh no. OK.
And if you fail it, then you have the blood Cough, which what
that means, I think then is it is like an infection, but it you
can only stave it off, you know what I mean?
Like, you can cure it. Like you can cure any infection,
but that doesn't stay gone. It only stays gone for that day.
Right. So the next morning you roll for
it again because it can come back maybe like you're like
you're saving off symptoms, but it's like a death sentence,
really. So it's a play.
And I guess. What does it do Dr. for it?
Oh, that's a good question. I think maybe it.
Should start low and build. That's what I was thinking.
Shut the fuck up, you know? That's exactly what I was
thinking. I'm thinking.
DI would say it starts low and then as we get additional
miseries is when it goes up. I like that.
So let's start it off at ADR 6. So then when the 5th misery
hits, it's an 8. And then when this actually no,
let's go, let's go 8:10 8/10/12. That sounds good, because we
only have three left. Sounds good.
Wait, wait. Yeah, so it's eight until four
or five? Yes.
There's only gonna be 6. The 7th 1.
Nothing happens afterwards. So OK, so yeah, it's at ADR 8
then. And I guess not curing it that
day will inflict D4 damage at the end of it.
But you died in your sleep because of the cough took you at
8 or. Something like that.
Yeah, and then so starting it off, since it's effective now,
just round table everybody make that DR8 toughness test.
J Crow for yours too, in case he dies right away.
Actually, yes, you're all for yours too.
OK, OK, good. It's an 8 for this for this day.
Toughness. Or it's currently is.
Yeah, Toughness. That's nice 18.
OK, crime. Any screech?
Oh, lucky 79 and I got a -? 1 I'm going to.
Go ahead and moment. That I was about to call you
Weenit again. I looked at you and said Weenit
in the head, it's it hurts to not be, to not for you to not be
well for me anyway. I know you guys are like.
That is a 16. OK, wonderful.
And Tommy? I got a 17.
OK, no. So no one's got the blood cough
today. No.
But as you guys are waking up and blood farts.
Yeah, I believe buddy. Oh, it comes back around.
Yeah, everything comes back around.
Also, let's see who's next in the rotation.
Jake, give me AD 12. What?
Yep. Just go ahead.
Roll the dice. It's for weather.
You're not afraid of it. 33 also along with this gong, like and
it it's almost like it triggers the change in weather.
But you, it's just whip and wind just piercing through you.
It's almost colder than the frosty day was.
It's because it's so heavy and you hear barely the footsteps of
another person coming in. And you you mostly hear the
rippling of the linens as they approach.
Who is it? Unfortunately, it's more like
starchy linen. OK, that's fine.
Are you wearing corduroy? No, I'm.
I'm a mutated goblin again. Oh, no, again.
Yeah, you were before too. Don't do the same voice.
Yeah, no, I have AI do have a wooden pole that's like 10 feet
long, though, and I'm using that to like walk through through the
this little opening. Here you have a garden.
You see it pushing your way. Through well, there's no water.
You guys are just on the plains now.
The bond was yesterday. Yeah, smaller area, yeah.
Describing. Well, he's got very ropey skin
and I pretty much got like like you know Dobby from the Harry
Potter series, I I pretty much got one of them going on like
the tea cloth, like a pillowcase.
You want a sock or something? No, it's nice and but yeah, I'm
all hunched over and both arms are sticking at like hard
fucking angles holding on to this 10 foot pole as I walk up.
Oh, hello. Is anybody there?
Oh, I like it. Sounds like a beetle.
I seem to have lost my way. It's it's really good.
We're laughing, but it's good. I like it.
It's weird because, you know, I'm so close to the fucking
water when the temperature changes.
Like I can't see shit in the morning.
You went Scottish for some reason.
It's OK. It morphs.
I'm digging it. God damn it, I.
Have no idea what I can. I can hear you.
It's weird to think too. Missing our fans.
Well, you guys know what goblins look like when you see.
And you know what goblin when you see when you see this guy.
Tommy's a goblin. Exactly.
You definitely know that when you see when.
Tommy's just smiling ear to ear. He's like, holy shit, it's
another one that's fucking. Great.
And that's The thing is. Another member of the extended
family again. I got to imagine, Tommy, you're
not like a typical goblin. You look almost humanoid in a
way more than they do. Whereas, like, I imagine this
this new guy whose name is what? My name is Strand.
Strand. Strand.
How do you spell that? STRIND.
Oh, like Strand. OK, I got you Strand.
OK. Also has that same kind of not
quite goblin, but slightly different, you know, like in
between stages. Are you old?
I'm. I'm quite old.
I'm also impotent or whatever. Impotent.
Yeah.
Can't reproduce. Can't get it up like a meal,
That's what. That sucks.
But I'm also for you This, this. Anytime I hear a lie, I I get
truly a truly miserable stomach ache.
So I roll ADR 8 presence or attack the miserable liar.
Oh, wow, that's really weird. Yeah, well, to keep that in
mind, it's called Awful Auger Augery.
Augury. Yeah, yeah.
Augury. Augury is like mind reading kind
of. Or not mind reading.
But like teacher, how could you tell with me?
I don't. I guess I would have to feel it
like. I feel like if you think he is,
I would question it then yeah, we'll just roll it then.
If you think. Because I got to imagine it's
augury though so it's actually like true seeking.
I also I also, it depends on what it really is.
I have a hitting a blowgun inside this tongue for pole too.
Oh, that's pretty unwieldy trying to use it.
You're just like, yeah, he gets to hold.
Yeah, he hold. The end Yeah, he has.
A goblin? Yeah.
He at best, he gets to hold 2 feet of it himself.
Yeah. So that's my crazy guy.
Good. Yeah, that's true.
We're right over here. Come on down.
Tommy's going to run. I was like, holy shit, this is
fucking crazy. I haven't seen another one like.
Me. I'm sorry, what?
And I'm going to crook my neck at a weird angle and stare up
like sideways left, like I'm looking directly up.
Though it's hard to explain. I know what you mean.
Cocking your head to the right while looking to the left to
your left is actually up. My head is like, arched all the
way down towards near my waist. Almost, girl.
Whoa. And no, no, this is.
He's super fucking old. Okay, This guy is decrepit.
Like, can we just put him out of his misery?
No, no, no, no. He's we we got to make sure he
gets to wherever his fucking friends are or whatever.
No, I'm out on just my own adventures, to be honest.
Just enjoying my life after the wife had passed.
What? You know?
Oh, like, like. This thing was married.
Yeah, what's so bad about that? Look what you have girlfriend.
Didn't think so. Fucking she.
Killed herself, but thanks for. Bringing complex story and all.
Nobody gives a shit there. You said that before.
Damn it, I didn't say the whole thing.
Let's put this guy out of his misery.
Yeah. Come at me, friend.
I'll show you what's up. Yeah, you don't fuck around.
Find out. I'm going to aim this fucking 10
foot pole at him at Rusig. At Rusig.
And I'm just going to like with two fingers, just like.
Move it. That's right.
Be afraid. He's like, he's a vampire now.
I like it. It's funny.
He's trying something I'm going to look at, right?
Quick, how many fingers do I have?
Count them 123. You have one and a fuck you.
I'm illiterate. What?
Surprise, surprise. That's another big detail, I
guess. Oh, sure.
Look, I am just passing through on my way to, you know, get to
my party on. Experience, life after the great
marriage. I've been gone for 10 minutes.
Yeah. I'll be walking with them I I
still got a little. Screech and just like start
following the footsteps of Screech off of a distance.
Screech Give me AD 6. Feel like you guys have to be
screaming at each other for the wind. 2-3 like every
conversation you guys are having is just incredibly low.
I came prepared. You mean D12?
Then follow that up two as you guys are continuing on walking.
Is is. This wind lasts for a long time,
until suddenly it doesn't. The wind stops, and just this
hammering rain takes its place. And you guys are cold, wet, and
miserable as you continue trudging on through the rest of
the day. Wonderful.
So you guys attempt to set a camp again at night.
No, it's so early. We're gonna get another misery.
Yeah, no. Yeah.
And if the rain does not let up, you guys struggle to make
shelter. You guys struggle even harder to
make fire, to the point you probably don't even do.
I produce my own flame. That's actually true.
You actually huddle around Sasha.
If you have on, you could decide that.
I guess I have ropey skin. Yeah, cool.
Sure. It probably is.
He, like, leathery ropey. Are you really?
You. Probably.
Hold so much water. What does ropey skin mean?
Like an old lady. Wrinkly.
I kind of feel like you're like, you're like silly, you know,
you're wiry, like I've been. I've spent most of my fucking
mid 20s to fucking late 50s tanning and the California
beaches. That's a weather.
It's a little different. No, I feel like he's just
released sinewy, you know, fucking really lean.
All right, well, that also makes me extra hungry.
I need 2 rations a day. Or starve.
That kind of makes sense then, yeah.
Jesus. I can eat scrolls, though, so if
anyone's got those, hey, that's actually the only use for them,
right? At this point, yeah, I'm gonna
start eyeballing everyone's fucking backpacks.
I haven't did nothing. In papers on you, you know, not
because I'm not, you know, illegal or nothing.
Just hungry. I'm just hungry.
So make sure you're on you're you're on a paper before I eat
you, so you guys struggle to sleep throughout the night.
I want to say due to that, yeah, for multiple reasons.
Yeah, I want to say that because of that, you guys don't end up
sleeping because of the rain and the incested bat yammering and
he's going to die. Although I do feel that like
Sasha probably slept great just because.
Nothing seems to bother him. As far as that goes, another day
dawns. You guys all red eyed.
Stand there and watch the dawn come.
Who's next in line? You just rolled.
So, Levi, give me AD 20. We're back up to 20.
I feel so rejuvalized. Rejuveline D66D66 that is #5
right here also. I would like to omen you.
Cancel that, can you? Nope.
I feel like that's for. Any role?
I feel like the misery roles are pretty exempt from all your
magic tricks. Oh, your top foolery.
Oh, your bullshit snackeries. Well, and our and our blood
cough goes up too now. Yep, Yep.
I just made a note of that. Hey, we have enough going on.
You do? 32. 32.
Be sure everybody to thank Levi for the additional misery.
Of this session. You do that.
Thanks, Levi. You're.
Welcome this. Is great.
So and then let's see next in the line Thomas Thomas give me
AD 12O. Boy.
This is for the weather. New day.
Oh, yeah, OK. That's a one.
Ah, lifeless grey. That's the default.
That's a comfortable one. That's what we don't fuck with
you. So ironically, the light that
the sun would give, that comes over the horizon.
You hear another gong and this the rain stops, which is nice,
which is replaces by the the, the plain lifeless grey that you
come to expect. But off in the distance, you
again, you hear in the heart of sarcastic fucking dusk.
She'll breathe beneath the waking trees.
That which was healed by man, she'll now hear in its turn
turn. That doesn't sound great.
That sounds bad. What does?
That mean? What?
You hear it? Followed up by another
proclamation. This is fucking fuck down,
that's what. The fucking fuck is that?
None. Hey everybody Kevin at the end
of the episode. This episode featured a ton of
third party content, with Levi playing Sasha the Sun Scorched
Zealot by Nick Turgijo, Thomas playing Rusik the Bear of Woes
by our very own Monkey Moto, Kevin playing Tommy the Chunky
Sculker by Tommy Suns an Hour, Jake playing Jimmy Dean the
Indomitable Mountaineer by Rugos Cone and Stringed the Mutated
Goblin by Heck and Viv and Nate playing Dorian Screech John the
Narcomancer by Brain Rat and a special thank you to El
Chupalabras for submitting Mirror the Monster Hazard Hybrid
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catch you guys next time. Don't flail so close to me.
Don't flail so close. To me?
Holy shit. Now it's now it's stuck in my
head like, OK, what What? What's the fucking?
I know. Come play that way.
Come play with me. Like it's it's just happening
with everything as I'm like putting their thoughts together
for the intro kind of, you know, I'm willing you guys collect
yourselves and everything. I'm just sitting here, don't
flail like it's going out of my head the whole time.
I'm just like, God damn oh fuck. Sounds good.
Oh, by the way, happy 20th episode, boys.
This. Is.
This episode 20. I'll your age what to drink.
Oh, you couldn't fuck anything. 20 God, don't think that's the
rule. Yeah, it is.
That is. Don't do it.
Don't do it, Tom. Poor old cats.
Legal aid, Just legal aid BC all these illegal.
So no, you can't. Yeah, fuck no consent.
You can't. Animals can't consent to it.
Does he have an allegiance? Oh, does anyone remember?
Does he have to befriend at first It's specifically, Do they
need to be in a romantic relationship?
Do I have to fuck it? Yes.
Also Also ideally yes. You don't have to fuck it.
To make it talk, I have to fuck it you.
Get to fuck it. I don't.
Not sure if it. Will if it will let me either.
You got to get it a couple drinks first.
What is happening? Just like dorknuff waking me up
in morning. What was the name?
Dork. Dork.
She wakes you up with the flood
of what? Just the habit ring on the
Tinder bells. Oh.
I think he's insane. Oh, just hold different.
Different dialect. Wave, wave, goblins.
I think you're going to break screeches brain back to normal.
Yeah, yeah. I am also therapist licensed and
life therapist. Somehow I doubt that I have
papers. I also have my refrigerant
license, just I don't. Know licensed meat cutter.
Oh my God.