Greetings coming, Welcome to Fly Out to the Face.
My name is Cannibal. Chris and I will be our GM as we
continue to play Church of the Worm.
This is Church of the Worm Part 2.
Hello, I am Levi. I play Pee Wee A.
Little, little bit of throw. Up in the back end here.
I was trying not to cuff. I'm Thomas and I'm playing wee
bit. I'm Kevin.
Sure are, buddy. Yeah, you are, if anyone.
He's the only my character. Died last episode.
That's. True.
I'm Todd. Word.
I lost my skin. I'm also Jake.
And Jake lost his skin, too. Oh, it's.
Been a rough. Day.
You just lost his skin today. Technically, I think.
No, it was days ago. I'm Nate and I play Screech.
Oh, that's that's good. Flailing around
so the four of you, Pee Wee, Weemut, Todd, Word and Screech
have in your possession a shit stained cultist.
As the adrenaline begins to wane, you begin to take in your
surroundings and it appears that you four are standing in the
bedroom of some middle-aged couple who lie in their bed,
blankets pulled to their necks, in fear of what they've just
witnessed. Yeah, nothing.
Nothing to see here, all right? We're just collecting this.
Is this like a cuck thing? Get the fuck out of my room.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah.
Let's go. Out the window.
Can we throw them out the window?
Yeah, sure. We weren't even there yet, were
we? I feel like.
Let's assume that all of you were there.
Oh God. We're all in this bedroom, let's
assume. Oh great, just for the sake of
simplicity. I climb out the window.
OK, so you guys are all this literally going out the window.
I don't belong here. I get.
It that's how it came in. There's a door, isn't there?
You guys ran into the door. No, I'm, I'm taking the.
Door What is? Happening or are we on the?
1st the 1st floor, Hey. Hey, how about we just just go?
Look brother, I'm just trying to get out of this place.
I don't belong in here with this couple and their it's sex, night
time or whatever is. Going on Don't get us on sex
night. Yeah, that's why we go out the
door. Yeah, right out this window and
I want to just throw them right out the window.
You're throwing them out the window?
Yeah. OK, give me a strength test.
We're rolling raw. Rolling raw.
Oh boy. Nice, Yikers.
I'm going to omen to reduce. Throwing this man.
He rolled an 8. Yeah, I mean that makes that
make a difference. Yeah, it's good out the window.
OK, so yeah, you using an omen to reduce you bomb rush this guy
you grabbed by the back of the collar and by the the the rope
belt around his robe and just throw him out the window.
Whoopsie donkey. Whoopsie donkey, I hate you.
Are. You.
Fucking. Kidding me?
Right now. Oh God.
This is how we came in. You hear a scuffling on the
other side of the wall. Again, this, this, this couple
in the bed looks pissed. Well, she looks scared, but he
looks angry. You hear a scuffling outside.
As you see, you can see out the window this guy getting up and
starting to buff. Yeah, we meant got to dive
through the window and try to tackle him again.
Really. OK, I feel like that's the guy.
Be an agile move. So give the agility.
I'll open up the door. Jake already went out the
window. That's fine.
I mean, I gotta feel like the door is in the other way, other
side. So you're going to be like
going? Around in the house to reduce.
Oh my. Fuck.
What is? We're blowing our load early.
Boys, because I got an 11, so effectively a 15 then.
Yeah, OK, Yep. So yeah, you dive out the window
and you grab him as he's starting to get up.
Give me a strength for that, for the grabbing itself.
Yeah, this is going to be rough. Do we need this man alive?
Yes. 17 -, 2 so 15. Fuck yeah, you got him around
the waist, got him really good. Your your finger bones locked
together. He's pretty much in a bone cage
with you hugging him like that. Yeah, yeah.
You're not going anywhere yet, Guy.
That's a good grapple. Oh my God, did everybody dip out
this window? Thanks so except for you.
I mean, OK, so. Fine.
How is it that Screech is a sensible 1?
I'll slowly, I'll slowly climb out the window behind everybody.
My compliments to the chef and I and I just dip out.
Let's casually. There was no stakes on you guys
getting through the window. No roll really necessary for
that. So the four of you then are
standing out in the alley behind this house with this cultist.
We're looking for a hideout or something, right?
Yeah. You hear as you guys are out
here, and then these alleys are really narrow, about as narrow
as this table. You guys here in the alley here,
this commotion on the other side of the wall, not the one that
you came from, but across the alley from the window you
crawled from. There we go.
And it sounds like, well, Kevin, what What do they hear?
Oh God. What it sounds like is 1/2 dead
dog that somehow magically appeared through a roof trying
to scamper in somebody's house. That sounds like a half dead dog
trying to. I can't.
I can't do it. No, you can't do that character.
Well, Will, all of a sudden you just standing there.
I was. I was trying to remember it and
also do screech at the same time.
I had to split my brain in half. It wasn't gonna happen.
And you hear somebody trying to either calm the dog down or get
ready to fucking kill the dog. So.
What does he say? Look, you can either calm the
fuck down or I'm going to fucking kill you.
Either way, something needs to fucking happen.
It's it's so quiet back here because of the commotion that
you guys have made and the fact that the walls are so goddamn
thin. You can hear most people
snoring, and you heard that clear as a fucking bell.
I'm going to look over the shoulder of the cultists that
I'm currently grappling with. Is that one of yours, Shit
eater? Now, now I I don't.
I don't recognize that. Wait, maybe it's not one of
mine. It's who I'm thinking.
Well, it doesn't matter then let's keep going.
So. What are you guys doing?
We need to interrogate this guy. I was thinking about that,
actually, and I'm glad you brought that up.
What does my sword flute thing do again?
Breeds mushroom people. No, Oh.
Animals. It's animals.
It's muscle mushroom people thing.
I don't know where it came from. There is something to do with
mushroom. No fucking way.
Yeah, with this flute swords, yeah.
Yeah, I have it written down and I gave like you.
Make some a mushroom king or some shit.
Yeah, they recognize him as royalty.
We're going to fuck this guy up. We're going to get some answers.
Fungus can be terrible. Mushroom men think you're a
prophet, sent by their God and start to follow you.
Ultimately, they want to bring you home to their muddy
mushroom. Oh, that part sounds scary.
Where the fuck are you going to run into Mushroom Men?
We're like outside and Chris. Where are we going to run into
Mushroom Men? It's a stinky.
Town. Sewers.
There could be a Mushroom Man. Fungus and there's Yeah, we got.
Shit, talking mushrooms. Right now.
This guy has shit in his teeth. All right, let me see.
Let me. I'm going to play my sword
flute. Let me see what happens at
least. Go ahead.
Wait, wait. Oh, Willy, you're going to play
the sword flute. Wait.
Before you do that, OK? Knowing what it does is
important. Holes in the grip mean you can
play it like an instrument. The lovely tunes have a two in
six chance of enchanting creatures, which just adds a + 2
to your reaction. Rule doesn't really apply here,
just starts playing. What's that gonna do that like?
You know, it's been a a long journey and I still have yet to
figure out how this thing works and I bonk them on the head.
Now tell us where you belong. Where are your people?
I don't have time for this. I need to find a way to get my
flesh back and screeches sanity. You got to try a lot harder than
that. I give me his toes.
I I. You you look like you love toes.
Todd Word. No, not me.
And I just kind of push him back a little bit, just nice and
gentle. And I grabbed this dude by the
shoulders. How many tarantulas are in the
meatloaf basket? Exactly like 47.
How many? Like, maybe, maybe, maybe only
12. Quench me.
What? You heard him.
Quench the screech. I think he wants you to spit in
his face. I slap the shit out of this guy.
Do it.
Oh yeah, and you Do you. You're just back and forth to
slap. And I'm going to sneak up next
to Screech and get a swing in myself.
Both you slapping this dude and you see like you're just a
smearing shit across his face. It's on your hand, of course,
and he's just bleeding. He's just chuckling.
Oh, you like that? I'm going to, I'm going to try.
I'm going to try tickling them. God, I see.
Screech steps back questioningly.
Kevin, you in this scenario that you know you're in, you hear all
of this on the other side of this thin ass wall.
OK, I'm going to pop my head outlook out, see what's going
on. You might keeping it down.
I've got a dog and a shitty oh, you got a cult.
Pee Wee, Is that you? Oh, you know this man, this
weird, strange Creek. In here.
Oh, how'd you find me? I seriously just opened the door
and saw your face. Everybody get grab your fucking
shitty and bring them in here. I got one in here as well.
Oh, OK. Come on, everybody.
What? Where do you know this guy from?
Oh, you know, I live here. What I'll remember I'll pick
that guy up by the neck and just start dragging him.
Come on, everybody. OK, towards wherever the hell
he's going, you drag him into this house, this, this.
Hovel. I like to think that I'm like
just dragged along behind because I still have my like,
locked around his waist. It's perfect, just not going to
let him go. That's great.
Why would you at this? Point My fingers are like
interlocked. It's going to take a little bit
of effort to kind of just. Well, you also have them tied up
with anal beads. Yeah, that wasn't enough that.
Arthritis and the bones too. Anyway, they go into this house.
What do they see, Kevin? In the house they see a very
angry slash injured dog on one side, like kind of in the in the
corner a bunch of debris from the roof falling In other side
they had. They see a cultist that is tied
and shackled to a chair with a small bird pecking at its
fucking head. And they see me, a grayish
goblin type person. Goblin.
He's goblinoid. Not another one.
Oh, he's he's a cool one. He's cool.
Right. That word means nothing in this
no. No.
Every single one I've met. I don't think I'd ever use the
term Cool. Douche at the most.
At. The most Yeah.
Yeah. I hate to admit it, but Todd
words, right? Right on, brother.
And we give each other knucks. Yep.
Finally. Free my hand up I.
Was gonna say. Did you punch the cultus in the
belly since he's? Got his hands still.
Wrapped on the. Yes, you guys usher this guy in.
You see him nod to the other cultist, Paul, Jerry, and you
see like the guy that the second one, the one that Kevin's
character who is still has not had a name yet.
He's got no teeth left. Like, clearly he's been this
blood just pouring down his mouth and dried and clearly,
whatever, What's going on here with this goblin dude, he's not
great. Probably similar to what you're
intending. The bird, too, is pecking pretty
vigorously into the side of his head, and you can see there's
there's a bloodstream stick trickling down the side where
he's clearly broke the skin. Are you collecting live teeth
again, Tommy? I know you have that fetish.
Well, yes, but not not at the moment.
The arch rogue has told me that these shitty there's worth some
cash, so I'm here to try to. You know, I'm.
Going to grab the one that we brought in and then slam him
against the fireplace and hold his head near the flames.
I am going to extract myself from the cultus.
The cultus looks a lot. Around him.
I'm going to start free in the beads off because that's mine.
Put it in a back around my pelvis.
Free in the beads. Now if you guys don't mind, I'm
going to try to either calm this fucking injured dog down or put
him down either way. And I would like to actually, as
the dog is backed in the corner, try to like calm him down.
I would like to help in that. Another one.
Give me a give me a presence test.
You said you want help with that.
Yes. OK, we'll call it a 10.
Screech. Screech likes animals.
What is Screech doing to help Screech?
Is he is a gonna? Hit him with a flail.
No, no. Sit dog down, down, boy.
Alpha magnetism thing. He is not alpha anything.
No, it's a dog thing. Oh, right, right, Screech.
Oh, right, they. Call me Beta.
He's more, I don't know. I also think it might have
something to do with like my Tarzan Ask the feral of him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feral boy.
I got a 14. OK, that's great.
He kind of like cowards down and licks at his paws.
He's pretty injured, see, like broken ribs and pretty beat.
What's your name? Puppy?
You can't talk I. Was about to answer.
Also, the other three of you or the four of you recognize this
dog from one of the ones in the fight in the street.
Five of us. Oh shit.
Well, he wasn't there. But there's five of us.
Who's the. Other one, Paul Troon.
Paul Troon, Yes, and that is true.
Well, he also recognizes him. Then he's pretending to sit in a
chair, too. There's no chair.
I'm going to name you Bagsy. Bagsy.
Are you hungry? You can't talk.
All right, then. I'm going to try to usher Bagsy
over and I'm going to take my tomahawk that I have and I'm
going to cut the foot off of the cultist.
Which one? Which one?
I'm going to feed it the the one I have tied up.
OK, I got you good. The one that where the where my
bird is pecking at his head. He don't deserve that, he.
Gives out a nice Wilhelm screen that you can find for free.
Camera perfect. Is there anything on this guy
that you can use to make something?
Probably just 'cause you got a bird doesn't mean that you can't
utilize anything else. You cut his foot off, right?
Yeah, I cut his foot off and I'm gonna feed it to Baggy Baggy and
I'm gonna look and I'm gonna pet him.
I'm gonna. Looks like you just took your
first step in making a friend. Suppose you're right, this gay
friend. Yeah, just one foot in front of
the other, I guess. Do you baby?
Steps if you will. The cultists laugh.
Even the one screaming. Does he have to be alive to get
the reward or just his body God? You know, the arch rogue didn't
say, I'm just going to bring the body back and if if he needs to
be alive, we'll just, I'll Well, there's another one right there.
What do you guys do with this? I was just about to put him in
the fire pit, but I've changed my mind after.
I want to while this guy's bleeding from his foot, can I
grab a random mug and fill it up with blood?
If you want, I do, yes. I want.
Didn't do I do that. Terrifying.
OK. Well, I need this for later.
Pete, we just on his on like taking a knee down by his knee,
just like it's like scooping the blood with dirt.
Yeah, it's just not. It's real gross.
It's a dirt floor in here. Chunky milk.
Straight from the tab. That's how I like it.
The other what? Are you guys doing with these
shit suckers? We're trying to find their home.
Oh. Oh, as as Todd, word is holding
him into the fire. Why did you say so?
We've been asking this whole time.
No, you didn't. You just hit me a bunch and
asked me, he said. Where the rest?
Where did you cut that guy's foot off?
And maybe I changed my mind, OK? That's a pretty good motivator.
Yeah, I'll say. I don't want.
I'll use my feet. Yeah, let me grab some of his
fingers. I want to.
I want to cut off a couple of those guys.
Can I borrow that tomahawk quick?
Which guy? Oh, the guy that's missing a.
Foot. Oh, OK, You're just going to
keep harvesting. That can do.
Oh God, so. He's alive.
Yeah, he's still alive. You.
Yeah.
Don't worry, we'll fix this later.
It sounds like I have very little to do with whether you're
going to live or die after this meeting, so if you could just
and I take out a scroll with a map of of where the town would
be and all the sorts of goodies hopefully.
Carrying that? Sure.
Where? Oh, yeah.
See, there you go. Sure.
I'll look for a map on the table and show it to him.
Let. Me.
Test then. God damn it.
Just trying to get a fucking God 10.
You pull this like it's a scroll of something.
You're not really sure what it is.
It's actually as you pull it in, you realize it's bloody bandages
from whatever the fuck. Draw me a fucking map to where
your friends are before you die. How about I just take you there?
No. That works.
They're going to take your fingers.
Can you survive that? Well, I don't want you to take
his fingers. Yeah, his fingers.
Oh my God, I'm slowly cutting them off.
Yes, he look doing it right now. And Paul's screaming, of course.
Of course. Well, you.
Actually, you're just going to scream out and warn your friends
as we get closer. Nah, Nah, I promise.
So you see the links that we're willing to go.
I see. You will bringing us there no
tricks. Yeah, sure.
We could. We could gag him, but I think
he's into that. A little bit, but not not doing
the most, but you don't have to. Honestly, if you're work looking
for work, we're willing to get rid of this one.
Who? Nothing.
You want me to kill him? No, not yet.
He shit. Let's go Show us where your
height out is. Yeah, let's do that.
You want to come, Tommy? Yeah, I've got nothing bad to
do. Let's go.
No good. Uncle Brass, come here and I put
my finger out for. The herd that's pecking at his
head. I got one of them too, and my my
weird eye bird flies to my shoulder.
No, that one hit the back of the head of the.
Oh shit, that's right. You killed him.
Exploded. That's.
True. Yep.
That's a good reason for you to I'm gonna make.
Some new thing I want to steal this guy's eyes too.
Oh. My God.
OK, wait a minute, wait a minute for you to make things.
Really unsettling. For you to make things though,
if you fuck up then you have to use your thing to make it like
if it's true. So so this might be helpful, but
might also be definitely yeah, you might just be holding on to
it for no reason. Just do it.
If you take the time to make
something, because I'm going to dig through this place and find
myself a. Flag.
It's like fumble. It's an arcane catastrophe.
Yeah, but it still says I like that if you fail the role, you.
Must be, yeah. But you know, I'm I just I like.
I want to use these guys as parts.
Well, of course, I know I would too.
I am though going to look for flail while these guys are
making this decision. I'm glad you said I threw mine.
Oh, if you're looking for something else, then sure.
But yeah, when that leads you around to a different arc.
We're going to change your relics.
I think we should do that every arc that he's alive.
Why not? Right.
So this time I feel like, let's go with and this is not third
party technically. It's from Thoughts and Prayers
from Stockholm cartel. Let's use the unavailable.
Not one available. That actually is true.
The D 66 Ways to Slay Your Enemies.
Oh, and these are the things that you find.
Give me AD 66 OK 2525. The Grimmother Ailred's liaison.
The head of this Vertigree Lucerne hammer is engraved with
its name. The history of Grimmother Ailred
has been lost, but her hammer has been mentioned in several
chronicles and is still rightfully feared among Knights.
Critical hits made with this hammer liquefy any metal or
leather armor worn by the target, utterly destroying it.
So it's a Lucerne hammer, the hammer with the spear head up
and stuff. What's the damage on that boy?
Oh, that's a great question. It doesn't, actually.
I mean, what what was the damage on that weird thing?
I think wemets got it the the vulge It has that, I think.
Isn't that a similar thing? Yes.
Yeah. What's the damage on that thing?
Let's call it by hander damage, just due to the size and call it
a detail. Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah.
Because I I threw my, I threw my ball and chain thing before at
one of the dogs and then we dipped.
So I needed something new. Cool.
We've it's going to kind of scope around to see if I can
find something that I can replace my bow string.
Oh, OK Oh yeah. Oh, OK.
We can use his sinew. I knew it.
I. Can get it right now.
God. Damn, please and me.
All we gotta do is pull right here and I I wanna pull from it.
What is it? Is Achilles?
Is that is that the muscle? Actually, when you cut his foot
off, he definitely snap all the way up to his ass.
Yeah, so I'm gonna pull it out. God.
You got to reach up into his leg to get that at this point,
though. I'm going in this prison pocket.
Ohh no. You're like slicing through his
cheeks to find this fucking this is horrifying.
Screaming funny murders. Frail.
How did this? Creepy man just flips this guy
over on. And ask you questions from the
shock. As as this is going down and
stuff like we must go ahead and walk over next to the screech
and it's like you know I I've seen a lot in these last like
few weeks don't. Worry I'm getting.
There, I I don't know if maybe we might be the bad guys.
I'm almost done, don't worry. We're the bad guys.
I just got to bite it. Up I'm going to walk over and
I'm my tomahawk, also double S as a pipe.
So I'm going to strike a match and I'm going to start smoking
out of my tomahawk pipe standing next to a wee Mitt and screech.
You can't imagine what we smoked out of that thing.
How how long have you known this guy?
Too long? No, no, I wasn't talking to you.
Oh, OK Oh, me. Oh, how long have I known Pee
Wee? Far too long that I'm actually
surprised he's back with all the kidnappings that he got away
with around here. The one.
Yeah, that that's something that might have to be addressed later
too. They haven't found the bodies
yet either. I mean what?
Yeah, You're welcome. OK.
A side note, I'm playing Tommy. He's out of the Goblin Gonzo
book by Tommy Sun Zennauer. I fucking butchered that.
But the class I'm playing is the the shonky skulker.
It's the excelling and executing clandestine cloak and dagger
stuff and disappearing like the mist in the morning.
The shonky Skulker is a cunning and nimble crime ridden
snollygoster. Tommy's got connections with the
the criminal underground in in this area.
So helpful, you know, born in the, you know, lived a life in
the slums, you know, got his ass kicked until he made his way up
in the the criminal underbelly of Schleswig.
Born in the Schleswig. Die in the Schleswig.
Let's. Slash big out of here.
Let's. I give, I give.
We met the sinew from this guy's hamstrings.
You know what? That was so stupid.
I'll do it. Thanks.
Oh, you're welcome. You gotta drive that shirt
first, I think. I'm going to look at We met.
I might may know a guy who could actually fix that for you.
I'm. A taxidermy.
Legit I have. Two.
That'd be wonderful. I got you.
I'll save this one for later. Just.
Yeah, I snort it. Yeah.
Oh, it's. Ready.
Everybody is so fucked. Yeah, you guys can't wait for a
TPK. I'm starting to believe that I
am a cursed person. Oh, I'd say so just.
In the starting now you're realizing that.
Yes, yes. No, I'm cursed.
Like it seems like more companions.
I lose. The worst.
People show up. Just wait till the next one.
Yeah we did. We cycling them through them
pretty, pretty, pretty poorly. They're really getting bad.
Speak for yourself that's actually a great point.
Screech is fucking phenomenal. So.
So I guess it's a we we we heading out to we had we going.
Yes. OK, I just grabbed him by the
collar. Yeah, drag him around.
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It's getting, It's getting more painful, Guys.
That's. OK, keep doing that, so.
This shit eating son of a bitch LED you guys out of town to the
cesspits and. Before we go out of town, yes.
Can I Can I take Weemit's crossbow?
Scalling Friend, let me take your crossbow and see what I can
do for you before we get out of town.
It's going to be easier if you just call me Weemit and I'll
follow you wherever you're going to take this thing too.
Scale your friend. Let's go.
There's two. Of them.
Now there's two of them. That way I don't have to
remember that many names. Is there somebody that I can
talk to in the little underground Schleswig there
where I can get this thing repaired on the quick before we
get out of town? Of course there is.
You know, things with this, with the arch rogue that it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you definitely know people.
And you know, the guy in Knight Soil Street is there actually
like a check you have to make to determine things like that
before we go. Ahead and do a knowledge.
It just says it's. Running.
Part of the fucking abilities I have.
Yeah, yeah, I read it earlier. I just don't remember if there
was a a check involved. A test involved at all does not
OK. No, no test.
OK, so yeah, you you know, a guy.
He's he's a fixer of sorts. You can bring whatever to him.
And then you want to deal with Blacksmith and the the King's
registry of whatever the fuck happens all the time.
Either way you take it to him, he restrings you a new crossbow
string with stuff he's got on hand, because he does this kind
of stuff, an actual crossbow string, which I gotta imagine is
like what? Some kind of what?
A Cool. Companion piece that would have
been been the hamstring crossbow.
It's not a terrible idea. It could just be this
blacksmith. What do you have to?
Offer is Is there any chance he could throw in some extra bolts
there too? Hey the man, you can get
whatever the fuck you want. All right, I I look at like the
beads that are rested in my pelvis.
Little little short on change at the moment.
All right. You owe me, though, and we'll
get the bolts. Yeah, that's fine.
Take a a tenor tenor, actually. Wait, there's a roll for that.
That's a lot. Is it a roll?
It actually is a roll. Oh God.
I mean, the kind of is, but we can make it 1 because it kind of
already bakes it in. OK, so give with your presence
we met. Presence is 0.
OK, so 10 bolts, Yeah, say presence.
Plus 10 still the same. And you finally do leave town.
You head South, just short outside of town, to this
cesspits. Standing there, staying.
It's essentially it's a giant. It looks like a giant mud
puddle. I kick him in it.
He doesn't splashes into it and you hear him sputtering.
Ah, that's a good step. He kind of pops up and he's just
shit caked. It's clearly shit.
It's down here below. Why?
How? Give me a detail.
Ow. Just sink in.
I'll do it. Enjoy the ride.
I don't want to roll. A5.
Stupid toilet. Jacuzzi is A5 good.
There is a ton of like clothing around here, as almost as if
people have taken their clothes off and great.
Like if you called, you know if it was like a if it was a hot
spring, you would see the same thing.
However, these clothes, yeah right, Except for these clothes
are shit stained naturally very and there's like castings
everywhere. Like shit cocoons, yes.
Oh, no. Oh no.
The fuck. Yeah, what is that rimming this
thing like salt on the glass? I guess we're going for a dive,
boys. I stripped down to my skibbies.
I'm going to watch him get in first.
You're literally just going in underwear, nothing else.
Who says I'm wearing underwear? I dive in.
Skibbies. I dive in.
All I got is my cane. Here we go.
All you have is my cane. All I got is my cane diving in.
You dive in and you guys see it splash, of course, and you guys
probably get splash on, yeah. And it's like, you know, it's as
if he didn't surface because he didn't surface.
And then I come back up. No.
Oh, can I come back up for the humor of it?
No. No, the water's fine.
You feel? Actually, we'll go.
We'll cut there. To the people above.
He doesn't surface. Fuck.
What? Look over at this.
This shit's look. Over at like a shit cultist?
Like, is that the way to go? That's the way to go, my man.
And he just like, like Swan dives like, like leans back,
arms spread out, and then just splash.
And you see him not surface as well.
I'm going to take my smoking jacket off and fold it neatly
and place it on a rock elsewhere, grab my sword that I
don't know how to use, and then make a beautiful dive into the
middle of this thing. I'm going.
To just I'm going for it. OK.
Yeah, you. He does the triple from.
Sword first. Yep.
You go in there you you dive in majestically.
Skeleton with a pink sword. No.
Splash. No.
Yeah, no splash. He was a perfect injury.
No one gets splashed and. Let him roll for that.
Agility. God damn it, I almost got away
with. It you almost did. 18.
OK, that's good. Lovely.
Yeah. Right.
Open. What about the rest of you?
We've been seeing that is actually going to go over and
collect the smoking jacket, OK? And then like flare it out, kind
of like a a a rug. You just on the edge and then
like stand on it and then use it as his diving platform and jump
in. OK.
And you jump in and yeah, he doesn't surface.
I'll just stand in there outside of this pit.
Now what's? The MIME do.
The mime. The mime.
He's looking and he's like, he's got this like really skeptical
look. He's watching Submarine and
yeah, John Periscope really untouched.
The topic comes out on the other side.
No, he just looks at Screech and Tommy, the last two standing
there. Screech is just nodding.
He's scared. He's nodding the other way as a
no and also quite scared. Concerned.
More so I pick up Todd Words jacket and fold it up neatly and
then just drop it into the ship and and I slowly like it's cold
water like. Yeah.
It's warm. It's real warm.
It makes it more. It's so warm.
It's body temperature warm.
Just wades in kind of slowly you do and eventually you're waiting
in and you feel the bottom as you're doing it.
And then eventually you just feel the bottom drop out and
just gone. What about Tommy standing there
alone? He's going to turn around and
walk away. I don't.
Blame him. If I saw all my friends like
walk into a fucking smile, I'd be like, Nah, the.
Only person I know is is a Pee wee and that's kind of creep.
He was the 1st to go in though too, very very very confidently.
I'm going to take Uncle Raz off my shoulder and be like, go back
to the Ork Rogue. I'll be back in a bit and I'm
just going to take a few steps back.
This is a bad idea and I'm gonna run and just feet first.
Cannonball yourself. Yeah, like it.
And yeah, you disappear as well. So all of you guys, as you guys
sink into the shit, literally it sticks to your clothes, the
skin, and you go up your nose and your mouth all around you
and build squirming worms and rising maggots also seem to
welcome you through this mess. Every single person test
toughness. I'm dead.
I'm instantly dead. Or become infected and have your
toughness reduced by D. Three.
I'm a skeleton. If this reduces your toughness
below -3, you suffocate and die. Holy fuck.
So dead with another one of those, like these two roles.
Could kill you. I'm literally so.
What's the second role? It's it's it's how much your
toughness is reduced. So let's just go around the
horn, Levi. Pee Wee Can this Affect us?
Oh boy. Kelly's.
Yeah, you know what? You know what?
No, we cannot. It cannot.
Wait, I approached the bench. We're so dead.
Shut your mouth, Jake. I have one question.
What So? Dead.
I have one question. And I will.
I will leave it up to democracy to decide because I don't want
to get shot tonight is this magical shit.
No, it's shit. Shit.
OK, OK. OK.
That's done Beach. Shit.
Alright, alright. I get what you're saying though.
Can I lawyer so dead brother? Since I'm familiar with Slush
rig and I've been all around this joint?
No, I am familiar with this cesspool.
Maybe I've been here before can. I I doubt you've been in it.
Maybe you don't. You don't know where do where
else do I hide the bodies? Do you hide the bodies in this
aspect? Is what you did.
There's been more than one. OK, so so your familiarity with
this, I don't. I like where you're going with
that. I will say it's a toughness.
DR16, no fucking. It is my default.
However, because he's a local and like I got to imagine
certain things in your local area, you're kind of the name to
it, right? I would say that because of the
locality of you guys being slush, diggy and.
Me and Tommy. Yes, you and Tommy both loves.
That's a 14, not a 16. I'm so fucked.
You're OK. I'm dead.
I'm absolutely. Dead.
What is that? It's a 13 on the dive, but
what's your toughness? 0.
Zero what is OK, so give me AD 3.
I should have saved it. I should have saved it.
Do you want to omen it? You have.
It has been a long day last. I have no omens either.
I can't remember. Do I have an omen?
I don't know do. You.
No. None of us do.
No. No, I used it during that stupid
fucking fight with the dogs, didn't I?
Back up. Flute.
That's perfect actually. All right, what do I do now?
You. Need AD three?
If you roll A3 on this, you die. That's true.
Actually know if it goes below -3?
Below -3, yeah, he can die from it.
But it can be a weak boy. That's A2.
Fucking God that's a 21AD3. So it goes down to -2.
Holy fuck yeah I'm so toughness is now negative.
So fucking dead. Next up, Todd word.
Give me that toughness test. He doesn't need it.
He's just never mind. We covered this.
You're right for. How long for?
How long is it -2? That's permanent.
That's just permanent. That's just.
Permanent. Oh, just like the Lighthouse
upgrade. Kinda is, yeah.
OK, I'm in. Screech, you're next.
Oh fuck. I'm so dead.
I can't believe, of all things, that could fucking kill me.
Jake all. Things I'm right with?
You dog I'm right with. I'm dead here.
You might not be. What's your documents?
-1 Negative one? No could die.
You could die. It is possible.
I'm sending you good vibes. Yeah, yeah, that's going to make
it work. How many omens are among the
party? Grandmother.
Hero. Hero.
There isn't a single. Tommy the.
New guy. Tommy's got three.
He doesn't have to use them on you, but he could.
That's a 13, isn't it? It's a 13.
I'll use an omen. You're going to use them to
reduce. You're going to use it to
reduce. I will use it to reduce.
Oh, my. Fucking right.
There we go. So that you could reduce.
I love it. I'm shaking.
We met. You are Skeleton.
Exactly. You're exempt, Tommy.
You are a Dr. 14. I rolled A10.
A total. Yeah, because I have 0 and
Toughness and I've already used an Omen on Screech, right?
That's a separate role. That was his role.
Yes, exactly. That's a different role.
Well, I'm going to fucking lower that.
You do it. You do it. 1 Omen left.
Lower it to succeed so the only person who actually got
infected, You're infected too. By the way, Pee Wee.
I'm so dead. Is you?
Yes. We can't cure that.
We're still in. Town can't Can I retroactively
use my last omen for fucking Pee Wee?
I don't see why not. Yeah, I love you.
What did you roll again? If he had, if.
He would have been able to. He just.
Needed a He would have made it. He would have made it.
OK, that's all I'm asking for. OK, wonderful.
So, yeah, perfect. Nobody got that.
So mercifully, the excrement filled entrance emerges into an
air filled tunnel. It's far from fresh, but at
least it isn't slurry. A network of tunnels extends
before you worming their way into the earth.
They are ribbed and sticky. There's no clear way ahead.
What choice do you have What to crawl on?
I'd pick up my fucking jacket that I found.
I'm upsetted that it's covered in shit.
I'll put that back on. Actually, you know that slipped
through this and landed on the ground in this thing, and then
the very last thing slipped through.
The Sound of. That jacket's right on top.
It's not coming down the. Jacket did.
And as you guys like, get your bearings and get up and
everything at that, then the jacket slips through and then
just slap on top of toddward. I hate all of you.
I wanted one thing to be left precious to me.
What did I do? Wasn't that your armor though?
It was. I don't care.
This is important. You're all mostly naked and
completely like. I'm.
Almost always. Mostly naked I'm.
Literally. Managed to make sure that you
stayed warm down here. I'm going to flick out my jacket
like a rug. And.
Shoot shit at the whole group. So stained.
And then throw it back on me. Had jokes on you?
We're covered in shit already. Oh shit.
Brushing my face off. Did anyone else get?
All right, where's the cultist? We're losing track of what we're
doing here. The cultist is nowhere to be
seen. Fucking God damn it.
But you hear through the that membrane of shit.
You hear a faint Dawn bell. Oh fuck, is that?
Is that what I think it is? It might be somebody, anybody.
Jake, give me V12. OK, what's what's 9?
Nothing. It's not a it's not a misery.
That's what it is all. Right.
Is it in? My life.
Yep, that's the way we get our omens back.
It does. Oh my God, what made me think it
was that you guys were all talking about your drained omens
And then you being like, it's been a long time, like it has
been a long night. You guys got this less big at
night. That's true.
So, like this was the wee hours of the night.
You. Got the sphincter must have been
in like a. Sleep.
No, it just has taken time. Thank you for being on.
The merciless I am dead. No, I too.
I think in your in your situation, it's merciless.
Yeah, right, 'cause you don't. You have one HP, so you don't
heal, but you're infected, so you take damage.
Oh, that's. True.
It just happened. Maybe you don't rest.
We're not resting though, so it's not going to happen till
you rest, even though that would, I guess.
But still, I like the idea of it being on a rest, 'cause I I
have, I have the moment where you're like, I don't know if I
can survive this rest. So you like, stave it off a
little bit, You know what I mean?
Fuck that duck. So yeah, everybody reroll your
omens if you have no more powers per day.
Roll. Actually all roll those anyway
if you need them. Some people just don't need
those, you know, some classes. Nobody has scrolls anyway.
So yeah, any time that there's a scroll in here, I'm still going
to keep it in. It's just being kind of a null.
I got two baby. Nice omens are going to save
your life. I got 4 omens now.
I have 4 omens as well. Because.
My class gives me D6 omens. That's that's pretty good.
What about you there, Toddy? Toddy Dos?
Very good. Everybody's set then.
Yeah, let's. Thomas, Thomas.
Give me AD 8. Oh boy.
Or wise. Actually, give me AD four first.
Jesus, we'll take your DA too. God, I swear to God if we have
to fight giant ringworms. They rule the four on the D4, OK
and A7 on the D8. OK, so the the tunnel around you
is completely dripping with slime and it's like, it's not
entirely shit. There's other slime too, which
is not really the most Did we crawl into a butthole?
Who's shitting in a butthole? Dude.
No. Shit, where's the?
Where's the like? Like the butt, the the sphincter
itself is the portal. Like the method of school bus.
So they go in the wrong end of the body, yeah.
So it's like we're inside the butthole of an inter dimensional
being. That's my theory, right?
Very possibly. God damn it, who picked this
adventure? You did, Kevin.
Give me AD 10. OK Mr. Adventure Picker. 9. 9 So
as you guys are standing here, you realize that like you guys
haven't really changed eye level to each other.
It's always been what it has been and you guys realize that
the the tunnel around you guys is rising.
And as you realize why, you realize that you guys are like
knee deep at this point in quite.
Sand. It's going to have a bowel
movement. We need to move fast, fast,
fast. So this is in mechanics here
this this is worded very angrily.
It says agility or fall in and drown.
In the diarrhea in. In this quicksand Jesus.
Christ, I'm so dead is. Is that just like a single one
of those? Death sounds like it.
It does sound like it. Agility.
Huh. So everybody.
It's for the people that don't breathe.
I feel like they can't possibly drown, but you probably can't
get out. You won't be able to get out if
they won't feel my God. Cemented and shit.
I guess it's a very quick sandy shit.
Yeah, that's I Am The Corn. You Are the Corn.
Is this episode called We Are the Corn?
11:00 I'm going to go ahead and use one of these omens.
OK, OK, reduce the Dr. for that is just a 12 of course, since it
wasn't stated. I I need to use an omen to
reroll reduce. The beauty of me giving you guys
omens right away, right? What is that?
Oh no, We buy no Kiwi. You guys noticed?
A -2. Dudes, what is it?
As you guys are scrambling in this again out, you notice that
Pee Wee is like pretty much just his head space crowning like
he's got his head back because if he didn't, he would be
drowning Todd Word, give me that agility.
Even though you're a skeleton, you can still sink into it.
Well, I got an 8 on the dice. So are you going to omen to
reduce? Oh, I think so.
Yeah. Or die.
Yeah, or die. I mean, I.
Would like to reduce. OK, very good.
Yeah. Todd Word manages to grab the
ribbing of this. I help him out.
You got. I got a 17.
Oh, wonderful. Yeah.
You 2 together. Get yourselves out of here.
We met. Get that agility.
Yeah, I had to. I had to open to.
Reduce OK, so you get out as. Well, I I just grabbed on to
Todd Word's pelvis as Screech was taking him along.
Oh, so we're making a train. I'm going to grab onto Pee Wee's
face. Would you call it the bone
train? No.
You wouldn't. I know about Tommy here before
we get to the PB grabbing face. PB face grabbing.
I got a 14 on the diet, so that's 15.
You're great. OK, so you call out.
I'll see. You in the next life.
You're grabbing his face. I take my 2 Bony fingers and
then slip him into his nostrils. OK, I got to imagine pulling a
man by his nostrils out of clicksand for his horse.
Going. To grab I don't blame you.
I don't blame you reaching. I'm gonna call that.
It's not almost impossible. I'm gonna call this 16.
You want to help? Slip some fingers into his.
They're all helping. We're.
A bone. We're a bone.
Train. We'll call that a standard
strength test, yeah. His fingers go into my sinus
cavity and he's. Like in there.
He's in there like a COVID. Get a little jiggle.
He's past. He's past the fucking diaphragm
or whatever. I'll use my omen to help you
succeed. Hey, it's a separate role.
It's. Fine, go go ahead.
I ain't rolling it though. No, no, it's intercede, you'd
reduce. Yeah, okay.
Perfect. So yeah, you pull this ship
covered Danny DeVito out of the water, out of the quicksand,
rather. And you guys sit there on the
edge of this quicksand pool, just shit covered panting.
I always saw this dude is like a really skinny Doc Brown.
He's a skinny. Oh really?
Yeah, Danny DeVito again. For some reason I was like,
especially how he's naked. That voice, that voice
specifically gives me like this. Dude's 98 lbs.
And as you guys 62, catching your breath from this, the
above, in that little hole above you used to see a pair of shoes
that look very familiar. Paul Troon is being, like,
squeezed out. You just like you see him land
in the quicksand, just direct me down into it and then he's just
like he says he's never so sink in it and he just gives you this
whole like going down with this ship and pantomime.
I'll, I'll reach my, my, my stick thing out.
What the fuck was it? That some kind of weird hammer
thing? Yeah, whatever.
I'll reach it out to him to try. And OK, we'll call that.
It's one because he's not that far in.
Oh, that's wonderful. He grabs the other end of it.
And he's like the suction on this quicksand is apparently
stronger than your grip because it's starting to pull like the
handle through your hands. At what end are you holding?
Are you holding the blade end or the OR the.
I mean, I felt like that was the most realistic thing you hold on
to. But like the blade is starting
to, like, slide to your hands. You realize that he's starting
to like kind of go down with it. You see, he's not doing anything
more than holding on to it. He's he's kind of being useless.
It's not typical, not untypical Pultroon.
Leave him screech. Screech.
The man's of mystery. He'll.
It's pretty much. Somewhere else?
It's pretty much let go and lose Pultroon, or hold on and take
damage as it slices through your hands.
Oh God. Oh, the full damage.
Paltroon, hand me your sword and no, I'll give you help.
Give you help. Can I do?
That which version Make sure I keep my weapon.
Bye bye, Beltroon. Because I care about that more.
A strength test, a successful strength test.
Standard 12O. Wonderful.
Keep your grip on it. I take.
My. I take my smoking jacket off and
I take the the belt piece and tie it to one of the sleeves.
I'm going to use it like a fucking lasso.
Agility test OK. Give it to me, all right.
I mean. What's a 14 give me.
A 14 gives you a successful lassoed mine you got around his
neck too and bulky is like he's got this look of concern, like
what's going to happen is going to hurt.
I wink at him, and I yank. His eyes get large and then his
neck snaps. You yanked.
Just a quick little. Yeah, that's exactly good.
OK. I like the idea of strength
testing this. If it's yeah.
Do I have my weapon? Yes.
Why 9? Nine, you do that and you just
hear it crack. And then you see his body kind
of go limp. Well, he takes your smoking and
then the grave with the Yeah, yeah, you see him just sinking
and I can't just. Take the body.
Drag his dead. Body OK you do you drag his body
out by the neck and he just laying there limp with that?
He looks, he looks dead. That's unfortunate.
I'm going to take my smoking jacket, put it back on and then
go through his pockets. He's got that crazy sword.
Don't. Grab that sword.
So yeah, he's laying there dead on the ground and you're like
immediately, Like, alright, well, I'm just gonna dig his
pockets and as soon as you do, he grabs your wrist.
He shakes the head. No.
Ohh shit, you're still alive. And then he gets up and does a
little the tada. He's a he's a mime.
He's going to play dead, isn't it?
He's just like, wait, no. I'm not going to lie, Paul Trim
That's fucking got me. He bows and curtsies at the same
time for. Work after this I I might have
something for you. He offers that no, no, no.
Right, right. I understand.
My schedule's pretty full too.
Pretty full. Too.
So what do you guys do? Is there any sign of where these
cultists, or where that cultists ran off to?
You look both directions because it's kind of a left or right
kind of thing at the moment or this way or that way, you know?
And yeah, there isn't nothing. Are we looking down a branch?
You you seem to be. OK, left.
Go. Yeah.
OK, so give me, give me a presence test.
Dr. 16. 17. 17 Fuck yeah. So you kind of know where you're
going to for transparency's sake.
It says test presence DR16 to navigate the tunnels.
If you succeed, reduce the number by two and that number.
And when I had you make AD 4, Thomas, I said you must.
It says you must traverse D 4 + 2 tunnels before you reach your
destination. So it's a matter of just like
rolling a few times on this table is that he rolled the four
on that, so that was six. You succeeded that.
So reducing it by two, we're going to do that four times,
this quicksand incident being the first one.
So. Why are we down here again?
We're here to find the shit called this.
To be honest, everything's been rotting my brain away, so I'm
right now. It's the thrill of being inside
this lovely place and my fucking neck twitches and my it kind of
snaps to the side a little. Bit like you're a.
Terrible actor. I I don't believe you for a
minute. Yes, I need flesh to act.
I can't convey motions. Or if I quit, I'm done.
I'm done and I'm going to start walking down another fucking
sphincter to a whole tunnel. OK, give me the I'll.
I'll follow behind him and I'm just muttering.
I'm like real actor, doesn't even really need skin though
convey. You wouldn't.
No, no, no. So what's talking to you?
Give me. You give me you.
We'll go screech. Give me AD 10 Codword, give me
AD 8 and we might give me AD 1099.
You find as you guys move on, there's detritus around here.
You know, various things that aren't even, like, noticeable.
But you find as you guys leave this quicksand area, the worm
silk tapestry worth. Give me AD 10/8 worth 8 silver.
It's only slightly shit stained, so wow, it's less shit stained
than me, yes. Only slightly.
Don't know how you're going to get that.
Out of here. How you going to wear it?
That's fair. Actually, I think you you
picking it up probably made it more shit stained.
So Jake, what did you get for that D833?
The the tunnel in front of you is cavernous and ribbed for his
pleasure. And it feels, it feels familiar
to those of you that were in Doomkirk, in the way that the
tunnels there were ribbed from the worm.
And honestly, for those of you that were in that, which I feel
like it's barely anyone between the two.
I I think that's. Just me at this point.
Yeah, that's right. Yep, yeah, that's where.
You met him. It the size, the ribbing.
It feels like malware. It feels like that, that that
tunnel. Thomas, what did you get on that
D10? I got a 2.
A2 You unfortunately, as you guys continue on, realize that
this is completely empty. Its tunnel.
Pee Wee, give Me AD 10. Oh jeez, do I find Trousers 1?
No, nothing. Trousers.
So moving on then you continue on.
Let's go. Kevin gives me AD 8.
OK, it's 4. For this tunnel that you guys
find yourself kind of just veering down, you guys are don't
know where you're going. You're just kind of maybe this
way, maybe this you keep going left.
Though I'm stressed out. Right.
I'm just. I'm just rampaging through.
Just going, going, just just going forward, just going
somewhere, this one. 'S.
Yep. Is there a light source?
There is just there. There's OK, so that great point,
we haven't covered that yet. It is dark in here, but there's
like a weird ambient like there's.
Like there's methane torches everywhere.
Or just assume that there was like glowing mushrooms of some
sort. That worked perfectly.
See. Like the slime when you guys
first got here does it really great.
Point this one, though, as you guys veer off and continue, this
cavern is slowly pulsating like you're inside we're.
Getting close to the prostate. I need some of these mushrooms.
Do you? We're doing reading that.
Yeah. So go ahead.
OK, Grab them. OK.
I want to try my sword again too.
What? What do you mean you want the?
Mushroom King I want to be the Mushroom King.
Actually, I think that works kind of innately.
You've said you've you've said too much about mushrooms to
these two mushroom guys. Screech, give me AD 10.
OK, 8:00 and 8:00, You in this slowly pulsing tunnel and you
realize why it's slowly pulsing as you continue through it.
It's just a rising mass of worms just kind of completely covering
every surface on the interior of this tunnel.
But somebody, anybody, give me AD 10, Kevin.
Sure, yes 6. You find some gear, like some
stuff in amongst these worms. It's kind of hard to tell, but
you saw the glint of metal off of the glow of your mushrooms in
amongst these worms. And you find some something,
some some filth stained gear. It just says gear, but we'll
have you roll to determine what that gear is.
Oh God, here's how I'm going to do that.
I'm going to go D4. On A1, it's a weapon.
On A2, it's armor. On a three or four, it's just
random equipment. So who rolled that D 10?
That was you, Kevin. Yeah.
Continue on, continue on D4. That's a.
Three. That's a three.
So that's some random equipment. Give me AD 3D3, OK?
It's a 3. It's a three, so that's a OK, so
then give me AD 12. That's a 2.
Two, you find what you realize is a scroll case.
It's very big. It's like the size of a steamer
trunk, because these scrolls are so fucking big.
But you recognize it because you see various zealots walking
around with these things. Shit, I'll take it.
OK, so you find buried under these worms.
It kind of looks like it's about the size of like, rolling
luggage, you know, like you're walking through the airport with
it. I need to find out if any of
these mushrooms I have a strip. So I can put it on my back, yes.
What's that? I need to find out if any of
these mushrooms are psychedelic. How do you find that out?
I don't know. Eat one.
Eat them. Just eat it.
Eat it. Eat.
It eat it. If the toughness test succeeds,
it's psychedelic. If it fails, it's it's
poisonous. Fuck, that's wonderful.
If you want to eat it, that's with your steaks.
I mean, they're. I'll take a hit of that with you
with. You Do you really want to do
that? I mean, if you want, because
it's sitting there in this pulsating worm tunnel eating
mushrooms. Perfect.
What we're doing? Oh boy.
I'll use an omen on his on Nate's role on screeches, yeah.
But not on. Is 11 good enough?
11 is not good enough. No, I didn't stay to.
DRI only have one SO. OK, you're going to use it on
that, so. I feel like it should be 5050
chance. Oh, the person that he.
Merck. Merck, 5050 is the Dr. 12.
Yeah, you know that That's 6040. Yeah, it really is.
But still, that depends on the modifiers, which isn't great for
this I realized. OK, what happens?
Eat a poisonous mushroom. Give me OK, so give me this
infected. Man, it's a poisonous mushroom.
You did this? And.
You have one hit point, right. Right.
OK so you guys both sit there to eat these mushrooms.
Both of you guys butterflies in your stomach.
You don't know what's going to happen.
This is pretty good good and Screech just these worms become
more like they they're they're colorful they're they're like
they're pretty far out man. But however though pee Wee over
here, Pee Wee over here is seeing the same thing you're
seeing but as everybody else is seeing is they're seeing like
Screech petting the worms like he's like rubbing the fuzzy wall
right or whatever. Whereas Pee Wee is foaming at
the mouth, laying on the ground like.
Twitching. Yeah.
And then you see, like these worms cover up, you start
covering up his body and he's just.
Is he dead? He's not even visible under
these worms. Should should we like get?
Him. Get him.
I I think we need to at least like coke him with a stick or
something. Screech.
No, he's crazy. He'll get up.
Please tell me you didn't eat the same shrooms.
I walk over to toddward and I get real close to him.
I'm like, where are we? Where are we?
I don't understand. Screech.
Like I like I look, look.
Dorian. Dorian.
Is that you?
I. Don't know his name.
I. How the fuck would you know
Levi, who doesn't belong in this game?
Because. There was a 7th misery.
There was a misery where you forgotten names.
Fairpoint. Fairpoint we yeah, we totally
don't call each other Todd Word and Screech and Pee Wee and all
this shit anyway. I'm just saying we forgot
everyone's names. Also Fairpoint this isn't like
the like the this is the worm tunnel tunnel.
Yes. He look around to it is wormy so
believable. Surprisingly, we came back
around. Don't know how, but here we
found the shrooms. Unfortunately, all have no
effect on me Now. I've lost my lost my true
talent. I.
Surprised you could recognize me, to be honest.
It was the Shitty Jagger of honestly.
Fuck. God damn it.
Don't mention the shit. The shit.
Yeah, that part's bad too. Look, look, we need to we need
to maybe get out of here and I kick a worm off my shin.
Yeah. Do I get up?
No, you're dead. Can I loot his body?
You find it? Give me a presence test.
No, I like the idea that you can't find it. 19 Now you found
it. Yeah, you found you.
You're like digging through the worms and you're like.
You want to know what you find? He's naked isn't.
He. I'm Naked.
You found my Dick. You found my Dick.
Did you get new glasses? So.
And you didn't bring. A weapon or anything with you.
You find my cane which has blow darts.
You did find that, Yeah. And you know that because you
know him, I guess. Yeah, currently clogged out of
Kane with. Blow darts now.
There's a fucking worm in it. I kind of imagine just like in
the chamber, just he blows up the first dart and it's a worm
to. I hope you got 12 darts.
I I'd be careful using that blow dart.
You don't want to get infected. Infected.
That's the end. There isn't.
It in the episode Hey Everybody Kevin at the end
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Wee The Tormented Toy Maker by Reverend Uncle Bastard, Thomas
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Word, the Destitute Thespian by Linderon, and Nate playing
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Should I? Buttons have been touched.
Touch your butt. The Dirt button 2.
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That is amazing. I got it for Christmas and I was
like I have A use for this actually.
It even has Chuck. It even it came with Chuck,
yeah, which I broke immediately pulling out of the package.
Just so excited. I'm really strong.
I'm just not very strong. I'm just not very gentle.
All right, actually work Well said.
We've been doing foiling this nub around.
You leave him out of this. Don't call it enough.
Okay, jokes on you. It was a nub before.
We may go to Mexico. I want a picture of a skeleton
with anal beads. No and and just sunbathing with
a tablet. Yeah, no, with that little
tinfoil thing and sunglasses. Oh yeah, the foil thing.
He's sun bleaching his bones. All right.
Almost done. And there, perfect.
Well, Kevin, you've done it again.
Another banger of an episode. Oh, what's this?
Looks like we have an e-mail opening the e-mail.
No subject? No.
Let's open it and see what it is.
Complex back story. I knew we forgot something in
this episode.