Greetings Come and welcome the foil to the face.
My name is Cannibal Chris. I will be our GM as we continue
to play Doomkirk. This is the 4th part of that.
Hello ingredients. It's your favorite Lefty.
Levi died long ago. If that's true, at least like 20
minutes ago. At least I've been here for a
while. My knees are weak.
And it's me, Jacob. It's Thomas Next.
Oh fuck. I don't know.
You fucked up the road, toll bitch.
I know Jesus. Yes, I'm Thomas and I'm playing.
We meant. I'm Kevin.
I'm playing somebody new. Ooh, excitement and.
Now I'm Jacob. Now you are.
You were before? It I'm Nate and I'm General
Cedric Pathazar by our travel. You get the flail out of here.
So last we left you guys, you were hanging out with the Worm
Lord. Just the three of you, Lefty
Mayor Cedric. And we met your two most recent
companions. St.
Rick, who survived a lot longer than I expected, and Morum both
perished in an effort, that of Saint Rick's To save Morum from
dying, he added himself to the corpse pile.
So you're hanging out with the Worm Lord in his chamber is hard
to say what this room is. Again, it's shit covered and or
at least it smells like it is. And as you look around it, it
clearly is. He recently just threw up an
organ or so on the floor and as you guys are all reeling from
this drink you had, not all of you, the warlord slowly and
really pathetically tries to get up off the ground.
What do you guys want to help me up?
Want to help me up? Yeah, I got you.
I got you. I don't want to contract
whatever you just spit up on the ground there.
Nothing I worry about. They quit standing.
In it ooh, it's everywhere. It's everywhere.
Yeah. Hey, I just have a question
here. Yeah, although it was not his
voice last episode. When we were just threw up, OK,
when we left this, we could we can walk past this.
We can walk past this if we need to.
What do you got? I'm already moving forward.
But when we when we left the room that had scoots in it.
Yet when you had made it clear that it's very dark and then
Levi said something about having a candle, did you light that
candle? It's always been lit.
Because are you just holding a lit candle now?
Always, always. You can blow that out.
I was, I was just going to say, I know.
I was going to say like if you. This is my safety net.
I feel like if you like, set it down and then it blows out
because the wind maybe it may not be on you.
This is it is. I hold this in case I die.
So I come back and die again. It's his.
Oh, it's his. It's his.
It's his one up. It's my one up.
It's his extra guy. Yeah.
God, I hope it works out and enjoy.
It's the family. Yep.
Oh yeah, except I'll bring Supreme.
Like a good leader.
What is wrong with him? Oh, when did he get this
confidence? He's really on one.
Yeah, no shit. It's been like 4 minutes and he
changed so drastically. Maybe it was the drink.
I'm suffering from lack of toes, You know what I mean?
Know what I mean? It's been a while since I've
seen fresh pair. Nope.
Yuck, yuck. We've been at this point is
still kicking rocks on the corpse of Saint Rick and Mara.
You're back on the whole, guys. Eddie, help burying these two
would be great. They're under rusted weapons.
I'm not. I'm not getting tetanus off
that. I'm still alive here.
Technically already buried. Yeah, they're dead.
Yeah, welcome. And why do you care so much?
Because he's family. OK, one of them is.
We just met that other guy. They had a connection.
Yeah, and I know they were lovers.
Our cross lovers, whatever, blah blah.
That's their own fucking fault. Fucking assholes.
So you're talking about killing some some woman, right?
And she's here somewhere. Yep, Yeah, yeah.
Why don't you just seek your big ass worms on it?
She's a little out of reach from him.
What do you mean they can climb and cut through this dirt and
shoot it out there on their bottoms, right?
Well, I mean, yeah, but good luck getting him in through some
tight doorways. They they don't need it.
No way they make it. It's not quite that easy.
It takes time, sort of. I mean, I think I've never
really seen him do it. He just kind of runs down the
same hole, same ruts. Maybe he can.
He's a lost. Puppy Well, maybe.
That would be horrible. So we just need to follow their
trail and like, he's still just like kicking rocks, So like, you
could hear that plinking in the background.
If you go right, then left down the tunnel, or maybe it was left
and right, you'll find her. Just go up the stairs.
Go up the stairs when you get there, when you.
Get there up, OK. And you're sending these two
little wigglers with us then? Yeah, I'm seeming to be the
deal. Yeah.
Nope, that's. What's their name again?
Did you tell us before? I don't remember.
It's been weeks. I'm going to call this one,
Kevin. That one's precious.
This one, Morum. Fuck that one.
Oh wow, that's pretty on the nose.
No, that's that's Bastard And Todd Randleson.
Get the fuck out of here. Wrong game.
I only named those two. That's wrong game todle.
You know, Kevin gets it if I get it.
And that's it. Engelbert Humperdinck.
I lock it, OK. You'll name it whatever you
want. All right, well fucker, we going
to take a fucking breather here since we're sitting in what is
essentially I. Mean she gave you you're
spacefully shit. Where's my home?
Yeah, smells like it. But I more though that it might
be hard to believe, but I could I could actually use.
Use a sit down, whether it be a short or long.
I cannot. There's a nice shit buffet over
there you can lay across or something.
Soft. Doesn't I'm a fucking skeleton
and a ghost? You think I'm smelling all of
this? You're the one who has to deal
with. It, oh, this shit, this these
trails have been clogged for so long.
And I take a seat. You guys are going to rest here.
I definitely need. Two, okay, but three of 11 in
the HP department. I got you.
I'm about 7 of 12. Seven of 12.
What about you? There we met.
I'm at six of seven. Wow.
Okay. So you're pretty good.
So if you guys wanna rest, be my guest.
Be my guest. Literally.
Yes. Literally.
All right, that's what we'll do. Can we cut these things in half
and then they become two worms again?
Nope. It has become two halves of a
dead worm. Oh, that's lame thought.
That once too. There used to be three of these.
Yeah, and there was two and two halves.
OK, so you guys are resting. You guys have food.
You don't need food. Oh, don't need it mean that you
don't need food. And.
You do. I'm going to go back and steal
some. Some flesh off our dead friend.
OK, give me a presence test. What are you talking about?
You got more rum right down there.
That's what we're talking about. Oh yeah.
He made an assumption saying he was his friend.
Oh yeah, that's he was definitely saying Rick's friend.
Someone's friend, not mine. Fuck that guy.
We don't have mine. That door sick with lovers
Anyway, we might roll presence. Test.
You stay away from his hind corners.
Let's say Rick's. I don't know.
This is my favorite part. Love those games?
That was the toes. Well, 11, what's your
president's score? 12 total Oh perfect.
Give me a D4. Am I gonna get tetanus?
No one. That's how many rations you
found. Oh, perfect on his body.
Oh the the non crispy bits are my favorite that you probably
just got toes and that's about a rations for.
Popcorn. So that's eating.
Yeah, you're good. Scrumptious.
Was it D6? Yep, Yep.
D6 for a night. This is going to turn into
garbage, just like it always does.
Hopefully 04 That's not as garbage as I thought.
I also get a D6. Then, yeah, all of you.
We even Thomas who really you can just.
That one? Yeah, that's you can't possibly
not. And then as you guys wake, you
guys fall asleep in here. When you guys wake up, you
notice that you're alone in here.
The two worms are curled up with you.
So adorable. Yeah, the the Which specifically
are flail worms? Flail worm.
Fitting flail worms. Well, alright, actually that is
pretty fitting. Dang.
Papa GM. Do we ever get better?
Yeah, we do. At the end of adventures, if you
survived it, you'll get better. You already did.
I know. I want to get better twice.
Well, then survive the If you make out a Doomkirk, you'll get
better. That's not true for anybody that
we see from this point on, though.
OK, you know what I mean Cuz I feel we're far enough into it.
We're completing this while appearing in this episode.
Not enough. You know what I mean?
So that's the penalty for dying. I guess we're gonna be one.
I got a beginner dude. Just limbo.
This is real life. Okay in the morning as you guys
wake up curled up with these things.
The Worm Lord is gone. And give me a detail, anybody?
I'll do it. No.
That's five. OK.
OK, good. So this morning will be a D8.
That was for Misery, by the way. Thank you.
But two are active for anyone who's not kept up.
Nice roll. Sweet, got on my omens.
Okay, you got your omens back. Yeah, if you guys are depleted
of omens, then roll them and also roll powers per day.
Yes, still have one. So what do you guys do?
Now we might as well take the opportunity and go now.
He said right then. Left or or left and right I have
no idea what I. Mean.
It's a crapshoot. Honestly.
You're welcome. Well, why don't we take some
bones and roll them and see which way it points?
Is that how is that all that works?
I don't have no clue. I'm just.
I'm just people actually. How about this?
I've got a better option, better option.
I'm gonna get the the help from. You want a row shampoo one last
time and I'm gonna take Rick's hand and just pop it and throw
it and see what direction it points at.
Give me a D2 on A. On A1, it's a left, On A2 it
goes right. It is a two, it goes.
It points right, but it points with the middle finger.
Thank you. Yeah, I like that.
It's your finger. So.
That's weird, stuck in that position.
OK, I have an ability. Not good enough, but you got.
You got the power. Oh yeah, you have to.
You have to. I know what you're thinking you
have to do. Are you going to Are you going
to possess Rick's skeleton? No, no.
Come on. That would be hysterical.
And then he'll come back and try to kill.
I can only do that once a day today, because I only have the
one. Oh, you're not going to spend
it, right? Now, no.
But I do have an unheroic feat, which is what?
Which is fucking. Sucking butts I had, I.
Thought I had it written down somewhere here, but it must have
been on my old character sheet. It is the the one where I can,
like, fucking read the future and people in animal guts.
Oh yeah. And huge.
God knows there's a bunch of fucking awful around here.
Actually, you know what? That's exactly true, cuz I mean,
he just flayed Morum. Yeah, he was told.
Me. Yeah.
Stick your hand in his belly button and rip that shit out.
I learned a lot from Paul. All right, who the we don't go
from that end? The weird one that.
Pink socked a bunch of yeah. I miss that guy.
I do too, actually. I don't know.
We. Can really dig deep.
You know, he's like, he was the kind of guy that could like, you
know. You could take him home or
something. You know, wanted to rise above
his station mainly by stabbing people in the throats, and I've
always adored that. Yeah, that's why you try to stab
me in the back. No, I tried to kill you from the
front. Don't you put that kind of
cowardice on me? I'm just saying.
You motherfucking walk away from every fight.
Bullshit ass bitch. You don't get this age, this
age, by standing up for your right to fight.
You know what I mean? Elsa Czar only does it
missionary. I know it's silly looking at me
during it's only it's honorable. It's only reverse because I
don't like the glare in my eyes. Okay.
I don't mean to like, you know, interrupt Your guys is arguing,
but it wasn't fateful. Visions the faith.
Steer your journey across the dying world.
One can only hope they lead to redemption, not destruction.
Consume an omen and spend a few moments in quiet meditation.
Ask the GMA question pertaining to the current situation.
You will be granted A bizarre vision that provides
enlightening information. GM rolls the D4IN secret on a
one division is deceptive. Is it that one beasts?
Oh, that one. So it has to be animal entrails.
Well, we do have a scholar. Beastly scholar.
What it says. You study the beast of the land,
gutting them and spilling viscera to uncover the world
secrets you may scry and see the future in.
The animals innards gain an omen for every 10 hit points the
beast had, but never more than your maximum moments, usable
only once per animal. Oh, it's the recover omen.
The beast innards may also provide enlightening
information. That's right.
Well, maybe I'll wait a little bit then.
Yeah, yeah. You can write Beastly Scholar so
that we just know that that's what.
Which direction did that have point again?
I believe it was right. OK, let's go that way.
Oh, that's the way I wanted to go anyway.
So you guys use the pile of bodies and pans and whatnot at
blades to climb down into the trench you head, right?
Demand. Do we need a leash on these
things or they just going to follow us?
No. That's fine.
That's fine they do. They wriggling along with you
guys. You walked aways pile of bodies
that you climb down, disappears behind you distance and
eventually you come to a split in the tunnel itself, one going
left, one going right. He said right and left, right,
left, right, left, OK, right, right, left, left, left, right,
OK and then and then we go left. Do you?
So you guys take the left after that confusing conversation?
Actually, he's left. He starts to go right, and then
this goes great direction. The worms too, They both go in
different directions, and then the one just catches up.
Shortly past that split, you start to hear hoofs up ahead,
like the sound of heavy hooves walking towards you.
It's. Gotta be a center.
Let's kill it. Maybe a minute or it sounds like
it's coming this direction. OK, I'm already my bow.
Already at the vulge and you see somebody and the bison walking
down the trench or down the worm tunnel towards you.
The. Fuck is.
This. You stay right there or I'll put
you down. Oh, howdy there, partner.
How's it going? It's nice to see some friendly
faces around here. It's been a while, you know.
Yeah, yeah, my my place burned down a while back.
Been tracking this worm though. I got a new venture looking.
Find some shit. You know what I mean?
How did how did you get a bison down?
Here, let me tell you something. This bison, he comes everywhere
with me. I got, I got about two things
that I got that I love, my world and it was my ranch and my
bison. I'm getting mixed feelings by
this guy. It's 1/4 pounder.
Yeah, what's yours. It's not really like sharing my
name very often, but it's Bernard Bernard.
OK, OK. Braxton.
Braxton, why would you not want to share your name?
Oh, I don't know you. You you came on pretty strong
there for a guy who's now backtracking on names.
Oh, I got this problem. You see, I'm a I'm a little
loud, a little obnoxious, and I can't quite control myself.
You'll probably fit in well, but so.
In case of all the anxiety, the. Anxiety.
Did you just give yourself the name Bernard or or?
Yeah, I'm sorry, it was a fake name.
Well, it has to be, because nobody remembers a fucking name.
It's it's it's far to be talkable.
It's nice to meet you. Is that a fake name, too?
All right, you fucking belt, Lazar.
Let's get moving then. I like, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Never mind.
Were you looking for a worm? For worm.
We got two worms right here, Brady.
You know, modify, milk them. What?
What?
I need their shit. Wait, I mean, these tunnels are
covered and shit. No, no, you need to.
Wait. How do you milk a worm?
Let me show you. For, there's.
Shit, can you milk a cat Focker?
I understand your reference, but this is not that.
See, worms don't have nipples. This is the butt.
The butt. If I were to say that it is
anything Barnaby give me, Hold on, you're not touching our
worms yet. I mean, he can choke the worm.
I don't give a fuck about it. No, you don't choke the worm.
See, you just got to you got to squeeze and you push your thumbs
down. And at the same time, you can
put a little bit of leverage as you pull back on the tip.
How many worms have you milked? Probably, about, over, over
about 463 probably. Over that amount, that very
specific amount. It's not specific by any means.
Barnaby, give me a presence test.
Jesus Christ. Fuck, just getting this bad.
Address you can straddle in a worm and just kind of.
Massaging it my mental images of.
A person I've never seen like I've never seen a person
skinnier and whispy your hair. I think you're Jiggle Billy from
Aqua Teen Hunter for. It he's giving me big curl
butts. So before this I want to give
you a quick description at least.
Yeah, who is this? Who is this?
So Barnaby talkable is would be you man Yeoman.
Yeoman, yeah, you know me in words and stuff.
It's Yeoman. Yeah, would be Yeoman.
Do you want me to fucking read all this?
You don't have to. Just give us a gist of who he
is. Okay.
Well, I'm a squad old farmer with a square jaw, and it was
5:00, sure. At 5:00 like 5:00 shadow but
it's like white, Gray and salt and pepper.
And a neat comb over, but I'm obviously bald.
And I have some. I have some black oily substance
that is always dripping from my rip.
Decaying teeth, probably from that substance and.
From your lip, yeah, he said. RIP from my sorry, sorry, you
know me and words. You wrote these words.
Fuck. He's very angular.
I'm kind of upset. Is he really Bony?
Really scrawny dude. You know.
How do I put this? The old man from UP.
Oh my God. That helps a lot.
Oh. My God, that's a short spot.
Little Danny DeVito looking Danny DeVito.
There we go. Oh no.
What? Did you get in the present test,
by the way? A2 OK, the Bison steps forward a
little bit. He just walks away.
The fuck was that? Turned around and walked down
the tunnel that you came did. Did you hear that too?
Hear that, too? I like him better than this.
This guy already. This guy.
Already. Well, we're we're, we're A-Team.
So you get, you get, you get both of us.
So you're like art here, You're like.
Art Wow. Would you consider yourself a
team? Barely, I want to say that.
Exactly the point. Right.
Can I milk your worm now? That is ridiculously forwarding.
It's not really our we're just borrowing these things, you
know. OK, let me borrow the milk.
I don't think that it's milk you're looking for.
No, it's just what are you going to buy shit?
These aren't silkworms. Look, this isn't technically
legal. So obviously you're violating
that worms rocks. Don't milk the worm with up
insane. All right.
We're going to make this abundantly clear now we're on
our way to kill a woman. I believe that's what it is.
That sounds sexist. Yeah, well, it kind of does,
doesn't it? I don't want this.
This is a. This is a we.
Want to go that story? Because.
We've been in here far too long, and if you want to milk some
worms, you're going to have to do it after we're done.
Yes, and I rub my hands together.
After we're done. But we're going to need your
help doing this for us, so I'm not going to give you this for.
Sure, you got like I got the bigger worm.
No, but we know with them, we. Know, don't say.
Now I can't get look like a lot more blood in that than the last
one. So I can't guarantee you get the
milk, the fucking, the the towel worm and whatever the fuck.
What? Kind of fucking deal is this.
If we come across the Worm Lord, we'll put in a good word for you
all. Right.
Who's the quiet guy staring at me for a while?
I mean, he's all eyes, you know? Yeah, you, Mr. Bowman, with the
anal beads. Yeah, I'm women.
I'm the one in charge of the worms right now.
You gotta get past the garden. He's got he's, he's got some
issues with loss recently me. Too me too are.
You talking about? Yeah, you can see.
If I said already left. Already left, he'll be back.
It's just depending on the role on the day.
As you guys stand here, you hear like faintly but growing and
incessant. Buzzing was like flies.
There's a ton of them. But more bullshit protein my
like you. Can we go?
I mean, I already live. I don't like this weird Mexican
standoff thing that we're doing. Right.
Yeah, give my hand. And I'm like prodding the worms
along. As you guys go to continue on
down your path, you notice standing at the intersection
that you took a left at which you can still see a person
standing there in the shadows in the dark.
That's the buzzing sound of the flies has grown and it's very
clear. By the fact that he's sort of in
a haze, that they're buzzing around him.
Great, more stinky people will you?
What do you need now? You need?
Now, gentlemen, what's we doing here?
He's so far away I could barely hear milk.
Worms. One of us is here to milk worms,
I guess. How?
How did you find your way down here?
Oh. God, I'm lost.
I'm really. That.
That that's a story. That.
We probably don't really have time to go over.
Yeah, we could probably. Why are you down here?
You down? Here, frankly, I've been lost
here for quite some time. I was brought to you by the Worm
Lord for quite many, many years ago and he sort of lost interest
in any of my assistants, so. Were you his lover?
Lover. That's what I'm picking up on
the. First thought How dare you?
Guddad sits up off of what he's back in the coldest shoulders
like. Been here for years.
Like, just chilling. Just just.
Eating not worm shield. It's necessarily chilling, as
you say, more of just wandering through these tunnels trying to
find my way out of here. You probably.
Eating worm shield, Yeah. I mean, that does make sense for
the flies, yeah. I mean, he probably.
Does. I mean look at his lips, they're
covered in shield. As you're looking at the lips
that you can see that. There's like open sores on his
face, and the flies seem to be coming in and out of the.
The Open Sore. And he pulls back his hood and
you see that half of his head is kind of caved in and and there's
just it. The more the more he pulls back
the the hood, more of these flies just seem to be swarming
around him. Oh, I'm gonna puke.
I guarantee he's got a TBI look at.
That would you prefer to just be a skeleton, I mean?
We could do that for you. I I mean, I'm fairly close as it
is and he pulls up his sleeve and there's more just like
exposed muscle and larvae and flies flying in and out of the
the sores that. Was infected.
Don't say that over already. Too soon?
I mean, it does. You want to hold my candle?
Abra here and snuff a flame? You can.
I don't even know you. I'm just saying I don't.
Know you. Pardon me?
My I'm, I'm, I've been very rude.
My name is Rundle Macropinus. Is that a name you made-up to?
I assume this is what you've made of recently.
His name is Mayonnaise. I I It wasn't given to me.
It was given to. I did not give it myself.
It was given to me by my skull. Here, he's my closest friend.
And you'll notice he's got a skull that like half of the head
has been busted off and he's just holding it in his hand.
You know, hold a baby. Does your friend have a name to?
Yes he does. And as he looks at the his
skull. Funiff Should we trust these
folks? Give me a D8.
I will get you a D8. Which one's the D8 there?
One of the 8 on it. 8OK. Give me a present test.
Already that's a natural 20. Nice and a D4I.
Get to roll all the dice 2. Okay.
What's happening here? Ronville I.
You're my closest friend. Yes, I know.
And you're my I feel like we can trust these people with other
people's lives, but it's not ours.
Well, I mean I'm suppose they could be of some service to us
while we're maybe we can get out of here and go back to wherever,
anywhere out of this place mainly.
Maybe they want to take it out of here.
So many people have private conversations around us.
This is very one sided. This is important to know.
Yes, it is one sided because you only hear Rundle talking.
As far as you know and as far as you can perceive this, he's not
getting anything back from this call.
It's just sitting there lifeless and he's just kind of having a
one sided conversation. It's like he's on the phone but
you don't see his phone. He's on Bluetooth.
I know we have a lot of issues to work on through, but I'm
uncomfortable right now, especially with this one behind
us milking that worm without us watching.
Can I? I'm gonna start slapping the
barnaby's hands away from the worms butt.
Oh, I can. I see if I got away with milking
in private during the whole conversation.
Yeah, sure, agility test. I will say a DR10 because they
were very sidetracked also. Kevin Rundle You get a + 2 to
your next role, whatever that might end up being.
I I got a I got. I did not get it.
Okay, no you. Did.
Not rub that worm a lot. Thank you.
I'm sorry but they got pooped
too. I just getting it right now.
Keep an eye on him. You you can't force it.
No, it's not forcing. It's gentle.
You made it sound like milking the worm was actually getting
milk, cuz you're like, what do you want to buy milk or shit?
And yeah, I bet he's actually still getting shit though.
Maybe that's how he's marking it, that's why it's illegal.
It's false advertising Worm milk.
Just shit. All right.
Continue conversation. That's.
Chocolate worm milk. That's my biggest enterprise.
During this whole thing, Rundle and and front after, he's going
to take the skull and kind of. But as both of them are looking
at this whole thing, do you think we can actually trust
these folks? Not entirely.
Do you think they can get sad if you yes?
We might be all taken out. I mean, you know best my friend.
Yes. Would it be possible for me to
accompany you on your? Your adventure maybe?
Possibly make it so I can get out of here?
And you may be the worm milking expert, but you're just going to
have to wait. Look, worm milk solves
everything. It comes out all pay like it.
I know it's not actually melt, but it comes out all fucking
gooey and you just put a little extra water in there and you
soup it up real good and then no one knows the difference.
They're frothing at the mouth, yeah.
I don't care if you tag along as long as you're not doing what
he's doing. I'm creeped out.
Mean. I like toes.
I have a question to ask you if that's going, if this is going
to happen. By all means.
All right, this might be controversial.
Controversial. But how do you feel about
joining a group of men and killing a woman?
Well, it's the truth. Weird voice in the sky.
It's echoing my word's, not yours.
I'd be We would be more than happy to join you on your
adventure. Now, I assume in the time that
you've spent down here, you are familiar with the bracelets.
I've heard tale, but I do not know where she would be.
She would be. Or that's where we're on our
way. We're on our way too.
We're also looking for the big worm.
The thing I think is so funny about it is that like, it's not
that big of a place and he's been lost for years.
I've probably. Just been pacing up and down the
same tunnel. No, he's been asking us.
It's. Clearly crazy, I mean.
All we know is we're going up. But leave the way, my friends.
Well, fuck, let's move. We've been standing here for 27
minutes. I'm so uncomfortable.
I really don't understand how we keep finding these people.
But right, that's what I was thinking is like, how is this
place populated? So populated?
Who are these random people? So the five of you now actually
wait, seven of you, 8 of you must.
Nine of you. Plus the Buffalo bison.
Not a Buffalo. This horde of people.
With Bisons already up ahead, but you guys continue on up
ahead and it opens up to a large.
Cave weird, Glowing. Dimly lit.
Or the room is dimly lit by strange glowing mushrooms and
the room just smells like earth, like dirt inside of or inside of
but buried in the ground. Half buried.
A massive skeleton. Clearly not human.
Potentially basilisky. That's not a word, you know, but
I understood. Yeah, I mean, it worked well
enough. What do you guys do?
And you do see as you get a full sit Rep of the room.
Off to your left you see a Stonewall.
Kind of stands out considering the rest of this is all cave but
a stone, a brick wall. I want to grab a couple of
bottles for my wagon. OK, so that was thing about
that. I know you started with a wagon
and a donkey as well. I got to imagine you probably
didn't get them down here too, so damn it.
But they will be waiting at the door once you leave if a
presence test will serve you well.
That's right. Yeah.
I lost one. I thought about, I was like, how
would you get the carton here? Like the bison is one thing.
Yeah. But he's sort of the companion,
right. So we kind of make sense that
he. Fair enough.
You would at least try to get him but the donkey.
But just to still let you go on with that, though, you probably
have them on you, you know, probably have a bag.
No, you don't have a bag. No, because I have a wagon.
You probably have them in your pockets.
If you decide to take them. You have a couple jugs strapped
to your hips. There you go.
Actually, they're like the moonshine jugs.
That's what I was. Thinking and your jiggle Billy
more and more. I'm.
Draggle. Barely.
So it's just like a giant. Skeleton.
Yeah, it looks buried. Almost looks Draconic in a way.
Look over at the Weeman Bell though he does.
I don't know his name. Finials.
No, no. I can see the relation with
something to do. Well, I mean.
What? What I mean you have a lot of
facial features that are quite simple.
Anyways, I would carry on. As also a humanoid skeleton, I'm
a little offended. Look at the bone structure.
Agree. Agree.
Sits back down again. I'm going to try to wrangle
another worm in the privacy. You're going to try to do that
while they're talking about this?
I want to wrangle a worm. So you you think there's a
there's? Stairs over there, by that.
The way I wanted, the way I want to do that is the same way that
we kind of do PvP, you know, where we use the opposing
agility modifier as the Dr. So what is your guys'?
The collective presence? Oh my.
Fuck. 0. 0. 10100 OK, so we're going with the 1:00, so that
would make it a 13. So if you can, get an agility
test Dr. 13 and if you fail it, they clearly saw you.
He rolls in that one and I'm playing at it.
Get off that worm. The world that's.
And. What?
I know you gotta set them down first.
You gotta get them all riled up and then relax them.
I feel like this it's not the way you.
Do I promise it's not what you think, Isn't it necessarily?
It's exactly what we think. I set them on top of this jog
and I squeeze them down real tight like.
Oh my. God, no, no, dude.
You said you got to get them all riled up and then relax them,
get them all excited. Then you do your thing, and then
I'll relax when you're done. I hate this show.
Wow. Yeah.
I'm going back to the road standard.
I'd be better over there. It's only 5-6 the same, and that
one five changed until the other one.
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get off of the worm and
then kind of awkwardly lick my palm with that black spittle and
then grease my calm over across. Look, it's not as bad as you
think. Worm shits, actually.
Really. Really.
While he's trying to talk his way out of this, I'm going to go
over to the wall. Thank you.
It's just a brick wall on the side that's.
Just like kind of out of place. I'm going to start just kind of
checking checking around. Yeah, you can see.
Between the cracks of the bricks, porch light kind of
flickering through them. Ooh, or Bradley.
You get him from here. We can't trust you in the back,
obviously. What do you say it's like, hey
Brady. Yeah.
The bison is in here too, by the way.
Brandon, whatever your name is. Bennett What the fuck was it?
What the fuck was it? Stop caring.
Let's. It's barn.
Abbey. There's there's a there's some
torch light behind this wall here.
I don't know if you guys can see it through this.
Can't you take a pill? Today I can't.
I'm too short. You let me up a little bit.
Yeah, the cracks are above his head.
After I became a skeleton as well, I cannot pass through
solid objects. Oh yeah, I forgot.
You're broken. Broken.
Ouch. OK.
What about all the flies? Did they communicate with the
weird one? Or are you just surrounded by
them? And actually there is a thing.
You can do something with them, yes.
Yes, I will. That's very cool to have.
All the flies just kind of pull from my body and then just at
that point everything just drops and then I would like to go in
through the crack and see what's going on.
Yeah, so you become the flies. I basically, but I'm well, A
little little background on that.
The classic thing is called the Lord of Flies.
You don't exist anymore now you are us.
Our face, hands, legs and all other organs are made of flies
that get together to become a humanoid shape while they move
in perfect harmony under your skin.
We are hundreds, thousands and millions of flying insects that
move inside your body sometimes. You love this?
Exactly, Kevin. How many exactly?
Yeah, I thought on your you have it. 351 flies, to be exact.
That's what he actually is. He's 351 flies who talked to a
skull. That's like 300 snakes.
Yeah, roughly in the skin, basically, just like the the
remnants of the skin are there to kind of just corral the fly
so it looks like I'm a humanoid. It's the bag they're living in.
Exactly. So their.
So you can upgrade your bag you. Probably could probably right
bag. Yeah, cool.
Some other corpse. The skin.
Possibly. With that being said, skin and
clothing drop. This whole little swarm of flies
are gonna go in through that crack.
Okay Cedric, how about you get some advice on how to possess
things from that from. That I'd rather not take cues
from. What is it that looks like
about? Somewhat.
Just over 300 flies? No, I think.
OK. He counts one flies back.
He's the 351st. So I got to imagine there's not
much to roll in that scenario. Using inability, it does
something about a flexibility test and I'm going to use that
in a situation where it kind of makes, I'll have to roll for it
in dire situations. This is not one of those.
So yeah, so they all zip through these cracks in the wall and.
On the other side that you see or collectively with your so
many compound eyes. So many eyes.
You see a lot, no? You see two completely just
annihilated giant maggot corpses in a room, and a door on the
other side. Two completely annihilated giant
maggot corpses and a yes. OK I will go through back
through the crack reinhabit my skin and.
Beyond there, it appears to be two large corpses of basically
what I've made of post. And their sphincters look
intact. I well, no.
Hung out with too many people who are worried about that, but
there does appear to be a door beyond that as well, so.
Did you look under the door? No, no.
Maybe you should go back, take a peeky.
Is there any? Maybe you should go yourself.
I'm going to stick my staff in this wall and the crack can I
pry it open? Give me a strength test.
We're going to call it a Dr. Keep it standard.
Also, Kevin, I got to feel like that would use the power to do.
Don't you think? Don't you think?
Yeah, that's funny. So yeah.
Yeah, it makes sense. So like whatever your powers per
day is, if you haven't rolled it already, roll that and that's
how many times you can do that. Really.
I think it's the only thing that you're going to be able to do
with that besides casting scrolls.
Yeah, I rolled my powers. I had too so.
Okay. Cool.
So you can do that once more than today, yeah.
Or. You got a 19?
You got a 19 okay so this little old farm hazy dude sticks his
staff in the wall and prize and the bricks just come crumbling
down and you see the other side of this room.
You do see torch torch on the wall illuminating this room.
Where there are two mammoth maggots, Which of those?
And I'm gonna try to collect some fertilizer.
Okay. If the fertilizer dries out,
then it goes bad. We gotta get it now.
So you're like scooping it out of its intestinal tract?
Pretty much, yeah. All right.
I guess we'll go presents for that.
Again, very familiar. Does this upset your black
conrads? The four on the presents roll.
Cuz that's basically just big babies.
I wanna use an omen. You're gonna use an omen on this
I. Need it?
I feel like you should be restricted from omen.
Use use. You got you need one.
Of those, what is it like when you can't spend money without a
person like sending it for you? Yeah, you need one of those.
The worst. Part about this is that like.
It is 100% Jake like I need this.
Yeah, it is. No, this is Jake is a
role-playing with progression Okay.
So he rolled A6 on that one too. And not even including his
negative presence modifier. Well, that's plus one.
So or no, it's not. That's the wrong character
sheet. I'm going to Cyborg characters.
The plus one. That's your setup appears.
Oh no, no, you're. It's a -, 2.
It's. A -, 2 They're so bad.
Yeah. No, you as you're like fucking
around with this corpses, they're just destroyed.
Whoever killed these things really did a number on them.
God. Damn, I'll never get the goddamn
farm back at this. Rate.
Maybe you don't deserve Cactus Juice or whatever you call it.
You see that there's like blood of these things too, which is
everywhere. Looks like something scraped.
Out from under it to the door, like there's just drag marks in
the blood. That's by the way put it looks
like it was like a. It's like.
Does it look like there's light coming from beneath the door as
well? No.
You can see a crack under the door, of course, but there's no
it's just darkness but beyond it.
I opened the door. Who's got a free hand for?
Them. So I grabbed the torch.
I got two of. Them take it, Yeah, take it.
Maybe through his. Hands so he can't use them.
Anymore, yeah. Take it and keep.
It Yeah, honestly, too. If he's got the torch, you kind
of know where he is and what he's doing.
Yeah, if he puts it down, you're gonna notice.
Anybody get some duct tape around here?
I mean, I. Got one?
But if you if you use this clay with a little bit of fertilizer
from your milkens turns into a nice pace, almost like a glue
like substance. Where are you going?
What is the Skeletal Basilisk doing?
Laying and buried in the just just laying in there.
He hasn't taken any notice or mine.
To us it's. It's it's literally skeleton,
but just bones, buried bones. I thought it was animated.
I mean, well, it doesn't. Appear to be find out.
Yeah, I've been, if you if one, I'll go up and touch it and poke
at it go. I'll lean my torch against this
thing and adjust my. Turn back around.
We need that light. Get over here.
You give him a torch and he goes the other direction from where
you need it. He goes back to The Cave room.
We got that other guy. He got that that body on his
back. He got a light too.
Why don't you just put that one out?
That one out. And why do you put it out?
I don't know about that. Here, give that flame a little
kiss. The torch isn't the most
necessary in this room either, because of the the mushrooms
glowing. Yeah, there's a lot of them and
they're kind of glowing. They're they're growing out of
the skeleton and stuff, too. I open the door.
You open the door. OK, so you open it and you see
immediately. It's a dark hallway, but thanks
to your farm boy, farm man walk down anyway.
Across you see a closed door, and you see a hallway going left
and right, and you see that there are doors.
On both sides of the hallway, about 3 doors on each side of
this hall, and you started to look familiar to you as you go
out. You've been here before?
They said left, then right, right, right.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Where the fuck are we? I'm no idea.
Look what's happened. I'm just going in directions.
Is there like a skull with a couple of knives still in it
somewhere around here? Knowing that and remembering
where it was, you head to the right, down out of this door and
down the hall, and at the end of it you do see that skull with
two blades removed from it. Wow, look how pretty.
I'm I'm so lost in here. That would be good for dehoofing
a nice chunky mega. Yeah, how about you?
Go touch it. Maybe you don't have hoods.
Yeah, please, please go remove them.
It's a different term when you're talking about the Mega
Worm. What?
Moving on, I don't like that rhyme like.
Yeah. Certain to feel like we're
trapped within here. I see what you did.
There appropriate, Appropriate. OK, so there's a direction that
we haven't gone in in all of this.
Yeah, yeah. OK.
So you guys know, based on, because you can now have some
bearings as to where you are, right?
If you were to go back to the door, go to the left, you would
come out to that intersection where if you were to go
completely straight, you would find the bodies of your
homeboys, right? Yeah.
Back to that tunnel, also there is that way to the right just
before that tunnel that you guys did not go right.
OK. Let's speed run this part, OK?
OK. All right, how how many people
have already been here outside of the like the original trio
here? I'm sorry, hold.
On NTC it's fine. Have you have either of you two
been here already? No, does not appear to be
familiar. No, no.
If you guys, I don't. If you guys want to go touch
some daggers, take the fucking opportunity now.
But otherwise, we're turning back around.
Can I touch your words? Can I touch your words?
Well, number sense in this dude is so funny.
God, not even alive. And I'm just sweating fusely
with you. Around all that F2 players and
you thought I was bad just. Your voice actor.
We drive some Pearl. Shut up.
Lie. You again.
OK. OK.
Well, you know. All right.
I was talking to the voice. Let's go, Let's turn around.
I'll just. Walk in the back close to the
worms. I'll keep them company, you
know. No, no.
You're going to go follow Cedric.
Follow Cedric. I don't know who that is that
is. That's me.
Oh. Fuck, wait, no.
That's mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.
It's not Cedric. Mayor Cedric Mayor.
Cedric. That's not it either.
Cool Dog gets off of Lefty's back.
He's like. Fuck it, God, let's go.
He's shiny enough where he's like kind of like the the the
torch light is bouncing off of him in a way that like, he
doesn't. Look like, hey, you get back
here, you get back here. Find the Let's fucking go.
No, no this is working for me. I feel it is.
I see those anal beads. You like he gives you that turn
like over the shoulder. Look he knows he knows he's gold
but so you guys, where you guys going?
Exactly. Then you guys walk to the end of
these door corridor or whatever and again in front of you is the
the gap across which is leads to the Worm Lords chamber and then
there's that turn to the right. Yeah.
Yeah that's going that way. Yeah, yeah.
OK, so you guys turn to the right and walk just a little
ways before you see another splits, two ways.
You can either continue going straight or you can go to the
right and you see stairways going up.
And if you remember correctly, this is the way that you came
from when you went across the first trench and then you went
down those stairs. These are those stairs you have.
The other way is you've been going forward is the way you've
never been. Yeah, that's, yeah, continuing.
Yes. OK.
So you continue walking. And eventually you come to a
spot where another one of these worm tunnels have board through
the path, creating another trench to jump across.
You can see though, just across this trench or this worm tunnel,
that it opens up into a dark room.
I throw the torch. No.
Fuck. Do you?
I was gonna say you got you guys duct taped into it.
It's not real. Yeah, I.
Mean it is. I twinned them.
You do through the torch or do you not?
Go for it. I'll just throw the torch into.
The room you throwing into the room.
OK, you. You.
Yeah. The little man just whips this
torch into the room and you see that it does illuminate the
room. Fortunately, it lands on the
floor in the middle, and you see that there seems to be some
shackles and chains hanging on the wall in here, kind of
holding the remains of what used to be here.
People who are probably locked up in here definitely were.
Lots of lots of Skellermans. Yeah, just but but none.
None action. No full ones.
Just like a pair of arms dangling from the from the
manacles or just pile of bones beneath another one.
Anything beyond that? So no, nothing that you could
see at this point. No doorways or anything.
No, no stairways. I'm looking at the map here and
from the angle where you guys are standing, that's probably
all you could see. So your options here as far as
travel goes of course, is turning around, obviously going
across this into that room or left and right in the actual
worm tunnel because they are travelable.
Right, I pick up the torch. You're gonna go across there to
get it? Yep.
OK, so. You the little old man.
Then he, as you guys are standing on this ledge by the
worm tunnel here. He crawls down the just like
crawls down the the face of this tunnel.
You see him walk across down below, and then there's the
crawl at the other side. And then he walks over the torch
and as you do, give me a well, at least he didn't walk to the
worms. It seems safe over.
Here. Alright, yeah, OK.
Give me a D6, Jake. A D61, Another D64.
Or, as you pick up this torch, you see movement above you on
the ceiling, and as you look up, you see four demonic hands
crawling on the ceiling. And as you notice what they are,
they flip around and they just come launching down.
Let's go take a break. Welcome back to Fly out of the
Face Wow SO4 demonic hands are descending on you Barnaby.
Oh, how about? Little side note, I get more
neurotic as things go, not my way.
I'm sure that's true, yeah. Well, how about your character?
Wow. Method acting today.
Wow. The room feels uncomfortable.
Every day. And the room goes mild.
The room goes mild anyway, so let's roll initiative as these
things land on the ground around you, fortunately not on you and
insight. These things win initiative on
one through 4. OK, well, they didn't win.
No, you wrote them. You roll the five.
So it's you guys first. No, the the rest of you guys
still sitting across this trench, across the worm tunnel
are seeing these all these things come down.
You hear him scream, and Jake raises his hand.
I I would like to approach the bench.
Because. Because because they're dropping
on us and we rolled initiative and we're going first and I'm in
the thick of it. Can I gyrocopter my staff and
and get a as Levi loves to put it cleavage?
All the cleave situation. I haven't cleaved in a long
time. Well, OK, let me see.
No. Well, probably not because they
do have an ability called Quick. Your attacks are DR14.
I will say though if you hit the first one right.
We can chain it. We can chain it, but we're going
to add 2 to the Dr. for every additional one.
There are four of them, so that literally is like 14161820.
OK, so it's possible, but not likely.
So first one's a 14 and. That's strength, right?
Yeah. At least for the love of God,
that's 14 on the nuts. OK, great.
This. Is a D4.
Yep. 4/4 Do they have armor? No, thank God.
So you didn't. 4 doesn't, yes. OK, so tell me about that.
Yes. So as they're falling from the
ceiling and I fucking start spinning.
Like a link? Yeah, they remind me of the
master hands or whatever the fuck they.
Are I get it. Yeah, and then my both staff
strikes the first one and it just explodes in this weird
goofy substance. Fingers flying everywhere, yeah.
Did he just milk that? And you're carrying it through
to the second one, right? I'm gonna try, Yeah.
Dr. 16. I have an omen.
Nope. That's 11.
OK, yeah, you with the intention of carrying this through to all
four of them. As soon as that first one
explodes and you're through to the second one, they're all
three of the other ones are already on the ground.
I'm a back. Oh God, I fucking pulled
something. Please.
I don't like that guy. Should we go help your friend?
We just met him. Like, meet us before we met you.
Oh please. Don't leave me.
Friend is a pretty. Generous term.
I mean, I'm just going to prop up on this ledge.
He's a worm dugging. I agree 100% yes.
But he's our worm tugging pervert and I'm going to go
across. You.
You.
We've. It's going to shoot an arrow.
OK. I want to say that rundle
crossing the gap is probably a term That's fine.
So getting yourself into the room is enough.
We met. However.
Yeah, you're you have a bow. You can plug in the crossbow,
don't you? Yep.
OK, yeah. Launch one.
That with presence is a 14 right on the nuts.
So give me there we go. It is 7 damage.
Tell me about it. Yeah.
So like as Barnaby is like flailing his arms around,
screaming at us, then complaining about his back like
a bolt just goes like between his legs and pins one of the
hands to the ground behind him and it the fingers just.
Yeah, it just like, twitches and then just goes lit.
Perfect. Well, no sense on me going over
there. They think they got a handle
pretty much here. Pretty more than having to fight
hands, I think this is the better.
You try to catch your hands. Trying to avoid that, but yes,
this is probably our best bet for a direction.
So going across fucking. Why not madly grab grab a worm
then? OK, let's go.
What it actually looks like that was you putting it up under your
arm like a pig and you guys are like just like slowly crawling
down one side and crawling up the other.
So I want to say a turn you. Get a sling being milked by
itself. That's nasty.
Then that's all of you guys. The the the Bison who's still
standing there with the rest of you guys.
He just looks down at the trench.
You can see kind of looking over the edge and he just.
Pops a squat. No.
He looks around and he just turns around, heads back the
down the tunnel he came from. He just disappears 1.
God damn it, Quarter Pounder. Then it's them.
Yeah, there's two of them left. There's only one guy in the
room. Really.
You guys are all kind of just getting into the room, so
they're not likely grabbing their attention.
However, Jake, why don't you give me a 2D6 and do it twice?
So 5 for the first. OK.
And eight for the second, OK. Also test strength. 9.
Nine. OK, so one of these hands you
see it kind of just kind of skittering around like thing and
it just starts running across the floor towards the doorway.
Towards us. Yes, while the other one grabs
Barnaby by the collar or by the suspenders, cuz he know he's
wearing them and he just pulled. He's pulling them into like
against the one of the walls. Pulls them by the suspenders
into the shadow and you see Barnaby disappear.
Come back. I feel like it's kind of poetic
how much tugging is going on over there with.
Him and give me a D3. We're going to call it 1 Kevin,
two Levi, 3. Nate or one Rundle 2 left D3
Cedric. I got you.
That's Kevin. That's Rundle.
This one as it came running across the floor, it launches
itself with its fingers like like like a good jump and it
just in the air it just. Pulls all of this claws forward
and it just tries to sink into your junk.
I just thought it was a high jump, but Crouch buck, Crouch
level and give me a DR12 agility test, then Okay Rundle.
That's a 21. Nam.
So how does he avoid this seeing it is coming?
You're going to jump right at his junk.
At your junk as as it's coming right for the junk.
The flies seem to notice this and it just kind of just opens
up cartoon style and the hand just goes through and then
reforms. Nice.
I'm gonna give the urethra you prolapses.
No, cut this off, Yeah. Cut this, I'm keeping it.
I like it. I know.
From the P hole to the B hole. That is the round.
So roll initiative again, anybody.
I'll do it, Kevin. Alright, 3.
Three. That is it.
So this last one here, it landed behind all of you guys.
It turns around, it's kind of Skitters around and it leaves at
you 3, give me another D3. We're going to use the same
results. I'll do it again.
I can't see it. 4/4 that would be Levi.
So this thing lunges that lefty and this time it.
It's not going for the the clog, the junk grab and in the air it
forms a fist and it's just flying that you're right in the
diaphragm. Give me your agility test then
DR12I. Will use an omen.
OK, that's a fail. I saw that straight reroll.
Huh, 11. 11 is a fail. This thing just socks you right
in the gut. Give me a D4.
That's how much damage you're going to take unless you have
armor. -3 damage. Three damage 3.
Hertz punched you really hard. Ow, that hurt.
I didn't like that. It's attack, says large, sharp
nails. But it's funny to think you can
punch you. It's a hand.
Yeah, I don't know. That is you guys, yeah.
I'm going to try and stab this thing to the wall.
Good call and be careful. The things run on my chest.
Strength DR14 like I'd imagine after it punched you.
It's just kind of like. And it flies off again, lands on
the ground again, or maybe it's still in midair.
Oh yeah, I told you, that's a 20.
Nice. And you're using the vulge of
vulge. Nice.
Six damage. Tell me about it.
Skewer to wall. Nice.
OK. And that is that.
Those nails are well manicured. Honestly.
You all it? I'll take it.
Yeah, yeah. You know I'm grabbing.
Point it over at him. Things.
I appreciate you. Little finger kebab, Meanwhile,
Barnaby. You.
All of a sudden feel yourself dropping, like with gravity.
Take D4 damage. Ignoring armor.
It says you know what it says. Dropping from the ceiling.
Suffer damage. Ignore armor.
Maybe falling does ignore armor, You know, Remember how?
Different game. For you, no, it's not.
That's this one. I've been struggling with that
since Cold and Deathless. It does, falling the gate armor,
and I feel like it does because it says it here.
Oh no. One damage is not bad.
You're a beefy, beefy farmer boy.
Sounds weird to say. It's OK.
Felt weird to say. It's all right.
Say it again. It'll get better.
Beefy farm boy? Nope.
Doesn't still. So what did he did he fall from
the ceiling into? Into a different room, I was
going to say. Into this room.
No, you look around Barnaby and you're not in the same room at
all. You.
I'm in an unrecognizable location location.
Give me a second to find the page.
These are ordered really oddly. I'm gonna spit my hand.
Yeah. Thanks for that.
Yeah. Oh.
God. OK, so you noticed.
Grease my hearing. Give me a D6, Jake.
OK. Three.
OK, you notice that this room is dimly lit by congregations of
candles, the smell of incense lingering in here.
On one inside you see an entrance.
To the room, like a hallway, much like many that you've seen
around here, you could you also see a basin filled with water
next to it on the opposite, on the opposite wall of that of the
larger leaf, depicting uncanny, almost human beings that they
face you praying looking down at the bottom is a small basilisk.
One head is even severed, the other protrudes with a bloody
open mouth, looking up. But and you roll the three, you
said it's still your turn by the.
Way. The fear in his eyes.
The note of fear you see rising from in front of this relief, a
creature hard to even give you a lot huge, obviously undead
creature. Its face it turns around.
You see this large stock like neck rising up all my and it
turns around and looks at you and you see that its face is
like melting off of its skull. And it's kind of like frozen in
like mid melt, like a candle. I just like you put it out.
So it's all the wax melts where it was much like that, and it
brandishes a fucking by hand. What?
I hold up my bow. Staff.
You hold it up. It's your turn.
I know, but I don't know what to do.
You got a hand? There's a hand on you I.
No, actually, no. That hand is gone.
Oh, like as you fell, the hand didn't was not with you.
It's like it pulled you into the shadows and then just
disappeared, but you fell here. I splashed the the well of water
with my stick. You just run over to it and
splash with your stick. Towards the creature.
OK, that's high hopes. My guy splash water with the
stick at the creature. It just splashes, not even
halfway across the room. Take that and stick and this
does not seem to be working. And the rest of you in this
room, where the hands were you here?
Because you see in this room now as you guys are.
You guys came from we'll call the East.
And as you guys entered the room you see that there's another
doorway to the I guess it would be the South to the left.
And you hear his voice yelling from down to the beyond that you
hear him yelling yell. Sounds to be struggling with
them other hand or whatever. Fuck.
Which is weird too, cuz you saw him like pulled to the shadows
in the right of the room and then you hear him lift down to
the left somewhere else. It like it doesn't make sense
from what you guys have seen and what you guys are proceeding.
I can't really pinpoint the direction he's going.
He's screaming the head, screaming here.
Is there a door around me? There is the doorway behind you,
cuz you're next to the water basin, right?
It's right next to that basin. There's a doorway.
But before we move on, let's rule initiative. 33 That is it.
Please God, no. I just got.
Here, Death to the Milker. Wait, wait.
Wait. Wait.
Yeah, we can come back to that part of it.
Okay, who hasn't gone in that turn?
I think that's a great point. I think women didn't.
So once you guys hear his screams, what do you guys do
with that information? We'll let you guys do a thing.
To react to that and then we'll jump into well, cuz I think I.
Yeah, you're safe to cross. I still need to traverse the
Okay Trench. Are you going across the trench?
Yeah, Yeah. All right.
So then we'll consider you at the top of the initiative.
Then in this room with the chains, I think I went first and
was the only one to go as killing the hand.
That's true. Yeah.
I guess that's why I considered
it to like initiative over and then restarting.
But that's not really it has to be the case.
We made his way across the channel to the to the chain
room. We're going to call the chain
room. OK.
And then the rest of you, what are you guys?
All three of you two are also in the chain room.
Yeah, I. All four of us.
Can we see? Him.
You saw him get pulled to the shadows to the right, which
would have been to the north, and he just disappeared into the
shadows. Just hear me down the hallway.
Yeah, and then you heard him to the.
Yeah, yeah, you heard him from down the hall to the South,
oddly, which is mind boggling I'm sure.
I don't think that's how this works.
I think it's someone trying to mess.
With us, I don't know how anything works here.
Obviously me either. So Cedric Lefty and Rumble, or
Rundle Rumble Rumble. Rumple mins.
That's my name. I'm gonna check out the shadows
just to see if there's anything. I can get from that where he got
pulled off to, I mean. Yeah, you're checking the area
that you saw him disappear to, and there's nothing there but
the wall and the floor. Just the shadows.
You really don't know what that means.
Like if they disappear into it, it's hard to know.
But what you're seeing, nothing is out of the ordinary, OK?
Besides the obvious. Well, like I said, this is
probably the only other direction than doors.
Doors. So you guys are heading to the
other door there to the South? Yeah, OK.
So you see the only other one. Again, these aren't doors
necessary. Not all of them are.
Specifically, doors are doorways, right?
So you guys head that way and you see almost immediately
another worm tunnel breaking this pathway as well.
So again, you have left, right and across.
And you notice too that because you can see across the trench,
you see that there is, it looks as if there's stairs almost
immediately going down. Damn.
Not very far, because you can see the floor beyond it.
And it looks like there's an open room.
And you can see this. It's not very far.
You can see too, that there's a doorway on the other side of
that small room, that small descended room, and a faint
candle glowing. A faint but kind of steady
candle glowing from within that doorway.
All right, then that just leaves us with Lefty.
You guys are both going that way, right?
I believe so. So we'll put you guys across on
this side of that of that worm tunnel.
Wonderful. Now we can put initiative in.
And he went first. So he gets up entirely and he's
wearing like these long gossamer robes.
Brandishes this massive zye hander and swings it at you.
Give me a Dr. 12 strength test. Fuck. 9.
Nine Okay take D10 damage and I. Know you don't have any armor
cuz we just made your character. Can I?
That's a. Lot.
Can I use an omen? We're not to reduce, yeah, I
know, but it's for another person's role.
I would say so, yeah. Okay all moment to reduce.
Reduce the damage? Yeah, okay.
So roll the DC. No, no.
Reduce the DC the. Okay Yeah, yeah, actually that
works then cuz it was 12 and you reduced it by 4:00 to 8:00 and
you got a nine. That succeeds, then so.
Because this thing is swinging at you too.
You you see that blade coming at your throat and you're just like
this is it, this is fucking end. But something happens cuz you
close your eyes for a quick second.
I slipped on my spit. It's a Buffalo.
Well, something outside of your control, you know, cuz he's fit
his own. And something happens.
And as you close your eyes, waiting for this blade to
strike, you open up again, and you see the blade has already
swung its course. Oh fuck.
And you've not hit that puts it under you guys then.
So we're gonna start with you since you're the one in the
action year. What are you doing?
I turn tail. You're running I'm.
Going to run to the door. OK, so you run out the door and
immediately you see just on the other side of this very small
rectangular room, you see this worm tunnel has destroyed most
of it. But you see a small staircase
going up and it breaks the worm from the worm tunnel.
And across there you see Lefty and and Cedric standing there on
the other side of this. I Sprint towards that trench and
I try to jump it You. Do OK, I love this.
Give me an agility test. For the jumping the trench.
So you see, you guys see you guys see Barnaby like running
out of this room. He runs up that short flight of
stairs and leaps out into the top and you see him like he's
don't look like he's jumping towards you guys and but he
looks like he's just short and he ends up, you see him jump and
fall down into the. Oh, there you are.
How do you get over to that? How?
The fuck you get there? I fell.
Obviously we want shit. Yeah, there's.
There's a thing in there and I got scared and I ran.
Give me a D4, Jake. Yeah, I figured I.
Was hoping did you guys find the milk worm milker 2?
Yeah, take two damage as you land in A.
Mile at the Bottom Fringe. Fuck.
He's lucky to be alive homelessly.
How about the rest? Of you I was with Cedric and
Lefty I was. Well, yeah, you check Okay, you
checking that thing is not necessarily a turn.
So yeah, I would say that the three of you were there then.
Yeah, yeah, Okay. So the three of you are there.
I imagine then that WEIMA is just gonna join the party even
it's just catching up with the rest of.
Them now, Okay? Great, they said.
They found the. The worm guy.
He came from that way, so obviously we got to go a
different way. What are you worm milking in
your pants about? This was the Dick Wrangler you
were referring to, not the Worm Lord.
So the three of you, I guess the three of you don't really know
what's going on. Nope, you can't see into that
room enough. However, though you probably do
see like a shadow forming, not forming, but like.
Something large casting a shadow in the candlelight in that room.
There's a monster coming. He scared the shit out of me.
He milked himself. Yeah, he did.
Wow. I don't understand your
meetings. You shit your paintings.
Oh, oh, you go with ours. I see now.
See you are in. OK.
He's gonna be about a 1090 split.
I've got I just. I'll take 90.
Percent, but I want no part of it.
I like the idea too, that he's laying on his back in the bottom
of the tunnel. Yeah, just standing up there
like I. Want no part of it?
Could. Could what have you crawl down
here, pick me up? I seem to have thrown my hip.
No, no. I don't want to touch.
You. I'm not touching those milk
hands. I regardless.
I hate to tell you, but I'm pretty sure the direction you
were going is the only direction.
That's not good. I mean, we could take the worm
tunnel. OK, fine then say hello to my
friend and from my back I point up at the archway.
And hopefully that creature is. Now, and it is, you see like one
hand, this massive, big long fingered hand, grabbing the
inside of the outside of the doorway, and you see the head
kind of pull through almost before the like, without the
body even because it's so goosenecked.
Then you hear like the scraping as it drags this massive white
Hatter and it's like just kind of struggling to get its way
through the door. He reminds me of a camel.
I suppose at that point, considering you guys had a whole
bunch of stuff that's rolling into it again, yeah.
Somebody else. I'm fucking.
I do it. That's six.
That's you guys stain it. So at this point, yeah, we've
narrated that he is actually out of the room.
So he's he's in that small descended room, but he's not in
the candle. OK, I'll take care of this and
I'm gonna take out my bow and shoot it.
You're gonna launch an arrow at it?
Yeah. OK, I get.
I ain't getting near it, though I.
Don't blame you. Give me the DR12 presence test.
That's 15. Yeah, OK, give me the damage.
I want to omen to Max damage. OK, but give me a D6 for the
armor. Fuck, I knew it.
Oh no, I should hurt that part first.
You don't. Have to do that you can do it.
You haven't done anything yet, so.
OK then, I don't want to omen to Max damage.
I'll take my two damage on the chin.
Minus. So yeah, you you fling an arrow
into this thing and it hits it like right in the torso, but it.
It bounced right. Off right through the flesh and
like it's you see that it's kind of it's necrotic flesh.
You can tell as the blackened ooze came out of the wound.
But it seems like as this thing passed right through it, it
didn't even slow it down. OK, she kind of do what it's
doing. She Wrangler.
Get up. We're getting out of here and
out of here. I'm gonna look around from my
back. We we talked to.
By then, at the very least, we should probably we have.
To go that way. Lure it into the bigger room.
Boy, I don't know about that. I'm I'm gonna spit again from my
back. You just spit on your face.
I'll do that. Look at you hawk 'em big.
This is the second time that Levi's making Jake spit on his
own face on a. Roll.
What are you rolling for? Oh, just a not spit on yourself.
I guess. So yeah, go for it.
Guess. He spit on his face on.
My face. Yeah, you you do that.
You you launch it straight up, assuming it's going to go
somewhere else, but it comes right back down on your.
Face, Yeah. I take my hand and I wipe it
from my face to my hair naturally.
I and it's like, it's probably disgusting, but there's just
like this slick of like snot like mucus, just like from his
like cheekbone up through his eye and then do his hair.
I'm going to reach the the the handle of vulge down to him to
try and pull him up. Oh, OK.
You're holding on like, just before the blade.
Yeah, OK. I'll grab.
Yeah, and with that you managed to pull him to.
His I use my my worm milking strings.
To hold on. I got to imagine too, as you're
like pulling, cuz you're pulling them out of the trench, out of
the tunnel. Yeah, it's like, I think you're
doing that. You're kind of like walking up
the ball, too. It'll be easier that way.
So yeah, we'll call that your two, Your two guys turn.
Let's not an arrow. What about wemit?
And yeah, Wemit's going to follow Lefty's lead and also
shoot an arrow at it, OK? Yeah, we're like a well oiled
machine. It's.
Pretty good. That is, no.
I'm gonna miss. You're taking the miss.
I only have one omen left and I've okay.
No, that's fair. That arrow launches.
And it would have been a good shot if he was still in the
other room. Cuz it went right into the
candle room. Just disappeared.
Save it for that worm milking. Some of you in the We're
milking. It's important to my character.
What about you, Rasmus? I mean Rundle.
Uncle Raz, I'll never get it. I am going to use the other
ability I have called Lord of Flies says once for combat.
The flies that compose your body can be used as a range attack
damage 1D6, with one in six chance that the injured enemy by
this attack dies because of an infection in 10 minutes.
So I love it. So I'm going 10 minutes,
evacuate the skin bag that I am, turn into a fucking Lance and
just try to spear this fuck. Nice.
So what kind of role do you have to?
Give me for. That doesn't say I'm.
Hour. Or presence, since it's a range
attack, yeah, cuz it says once for combat, the flies that
compose your body can be used as a range attack, so it's gonna be
a presence 1. There it is.
Yep. Yep.
That is 19. That hits for sure.
Yes, so D6. Does it do any?
It does D6 damage. D6 damage, which is 3.
Minus D6, I know. -1 damage. Two OK or one damage total?
OK. No, no, it didn't take any
damage. Yeah, I rolled the flow.
Yeah, so. Oh, I got you.
I got you. OK, so these things just fly
right through the thing. Yeah.
And then I'll. Double back and the one in,
well, the one in six chance to still count so roll a D6 and on
A1. Yet that that is true three.
So OK, so no, no infection. OK, could have been good.
That armor is heavy. Yes it is.
Well it says it says necro flesh minus D6.
So it's the fact that it's like necrotic and undead thing.
Very hard to hurt. Which makes sense I suppose that
is everybody. So give me initiative again.
What do you guys do it? Tell me this initiative.
There we go. 4. Four.
That's you guys. We should lure this creature
into this room and sick these worms on it.
But they're important to my business.
I don't give a shit about your business when I get a shit about
is my life. All right.
A quick squeeze and then we can do it.
No. We.
Come on now. We can find more worms.
You can milk them later later. Like they did.
Because arguing about that, this thing's just looming.
It's way over to you. Like climbing.
And I'd like to think weave it at that point is like, no, we
could do that later and he's just going to fire another shot.
Love it. OK, give me that presence test.
That is a 19. That's a hit.
Give me damage. That is five damage minus D6.
Armor -3. So two damage.
Nice. So this one sinks and you see
that it does recoil a little as you hit it right in the
shoulder. I think it hurt it.
The the the bolt definitely went through it as all arrows so far
has if they hit him at all and but you see that he.
Has pain. It could be destroyed.
It definitely recoiled from it. Who else?
Rest of you. Where is this thing right now?
It is still in like the descended room, so it's at the
bottom of the stairs that you ran up.
It's right the fuck there though.
I mean, one more round and he's right on the other side of the
trench from you guys. How close to a full skeleton is
there hanging around this room? There.
Is it you all. You mean the chain room?
Yeah. There's enough bones to
composite a a skeleton, but they're probably not from the
same person. That's fine with me.
OK, I'll do that. You're going to go and spend my
one power to to to bone up. Nice.
So you see his ectoplasmic form around his.
It's all. I'd like to think that you're
what you generally look like is sort of like like a skeleton
suspended in jello. You know what I mean?
But just a little, a little more like ethereal.
And then that whole jello mold, just like releases from the
skeleton floats and zips over to these bones and kind of reform
into the shape of you and you're that skeleton now.
Yes. Your other bones just lay in
there. OK.
I feel like your other bones aren't exactly normal.
I feel like they're spectral. Yeah, Yeah, you can see through
them somehow. But you can also pick it up and
that's what I will do. That's great.
Since everyone's doing it, if I kill it, I'm taking that sword I
call dibs. Nose goes, and I'm the only one
with one except this creature over here, You.
Mean I got a. Nose Right here.
It's barely recognizable. Or a nose.
Look at that thing. Look at that thing.
It's like a squash on your face. Squash.
Don't find squash somewhere, it's a.
Squash. It's huge.
I just kill it. Feed a family at 4:00 with that
thing. God damn it, Squawch.
I'm I'm a re rack an arrow and shoot it.
Re rack. I'm Mia.
God damn. Hit the wall.
You roll it by it. Not very good.
Yeah. You.
Just launch it into the wall. Not practice.
What about Rundle? I only.
Weapon is I have a war hammer and I'm not in range and I don't
feel like being the only one right up on him.
So I'm. Yeah, that's smart.
I'm gonna hold back, Okay, You're just kinda.
Chilling. Just gonna.
I'm gonna pull the war hammer out and be ready for when it's
in range. Smart.
So just drawing the weapon is pretty good then?
Yeah. What about the old man laying in
the tunnel? He's not in the tunnel anymore.
I pulled him out. Right.
Of course. Yep.
So what are you doing standing up there with the rest I got?
This is such a small little holiday.
You guys are all this. That's.
I wanted to get everybody out and back into the room.
Oh yeah, the room isn't much bigger, but it is bigger.
It's still like if this thing was you guys were fighting this
thing in that room, you guys would be fucking.
I'm just gonna, once we get to the end of the other room, I'm
just gonna start spitting on the walk like the archway.
On the floor? Just a bunch of spit.
Just a ton of it, right? For what?
OK, cuz you're trying to slick grease trip grease.
Trip. I got a magnesium strip and I'm
gonna light my spit on fire. I chew on like fucking
fertilizer soaked in oil. Oh, God, you're gonna get lip
cancer for sure. So he's already got it.
Yeah, that's why his lips all
saggy. Yeah, cancerous cuz.
I don't know what that's what that looks like, but okay, a
presence test. We're gonna call it a Dr. 16,
cuz that's kind of crazy. You know, there's a whole tray
of different guys. My mouth's a little dry.
I got the cotton chops. You want to somebody spit my
mouth? Why?
Why are you hit? Hit a drink off one of them jugs
hanging off. Because I.
Wrapped it. You won't let me melt nothing.
I gotta get something done. I spit my hand and I grease my
hair back again and I start pulling on my suspenders a
little bit. I feel a little stressed out,
boy. So you know, this is just not
how this day was supposed to go. I came down here and milk the
worm and now we got that big fuck.
And and where is this thing at? Pretty much at the top of the
stairs now. Perfect.
It's like within rank, cuz this thing has its Vyhander.
It is across the tunnel from you guys, but like it can reach
probably by just barely though. That's my turn.
Spitting in Rampton, OK, that is top of the round initiative,
somebody, Kevin? 4/4 that is you guys.
Oh, damn. We've.
It's going to with Barnaby's rant going on, he's like, yeah,
that's great. Compact back story and all that.
We don't have time to listen to it.
Just get another shot, man. I love it.
Fuck. And I'm gonna omen that.
OK, Soon. That failed then.
So yeah, I rolled the two. OK, that's a 14 That hits.
Yeah. Give me damage or seven damage
minus -3. So four damage very.
Yeah. Yeah you sink an arrow right
into its face and cuz his face his face is melty, his nostrils
are very long and you just sink this thing right into his
nostril and he just shrieks at this point.
Is it within range? Never mind, no it's within
range. If it had a big old weapon like
a vulge or a spy hander and the vulge, I would say probably can
Our players in the combat based on positions but like a
warhammer for example, probably won't reach throw it though.
No, I was gonna charge and try to swing at the leg.
It's a bit far. We're going to try to.
OK. Keep in mind it's across this
tunnel. Oh, I thought it was had
traversed the it's at the it's at the top of the stairs across
the tunnel though from you guys. So you all, all of you guys are
standing on one side of this hallway, broken by the tunnel,
and it's standing on the other side, and you see, you see this
thing pull that arrow out of its nostril and in this weird voice
you hear. Oh, you fucking bastard.
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I'm about to flail. I'm gonna.
Flail. I'm gonna flail to your face.
Oh, I flailed on your chest. OK, let's.
Fucking play a game, Kevin. Please don't use this.
We don't. Have any choice any of this
really? Want any of this?
That it is none of this. Use none of it.
It is. I'm going to flail.
I'm going. To flail, I'm going to flail.
It is the punishment we get for fucking off so hard.
It's true. So yes, Thomas, you had
something. I was.
Damn it.
Let's go. I was like one more thing.
What do you got? I was just making mom but it was
confusing. Hey, that's the name of this
episode. Milk the worm.
Without consent, milk the worm. Without kids, that's too long.
Don't milk the worm without consent.
That's so large. And it's very funny.
And it's very no, just no, no. It's so good.
It's very funny. Yes, it's so good.
Nobody's called him Grundle yet. Nobody.
Honestly, I forgot it was and I. Figured it was going to be like
the first thing that popped out of somebody's mouth.
You said that to me too. Like I'm going to call him
Grundle, but whatever. Yeah, that's like, that's true.
There's a part of me and I'm not this is not a real suggestion.
No man wants to name it like the real Dick Wrangler, but we're
not naming it that. I'm mad at the the fact that the
word Dick is in the title. I don't like that idea, like I
don't mind having innuendous titles.
By My Name is Bernard Dick Talkable Barnaby.
Or yeah. Yeah.
My fake name. When you said Bernard, I
scratched out Barnaby and then Bernard and then you said that
other things. I scratched that out, wrote
Barnaby. I'm just like.
I can't even get my own names right.
Yeah, I'm just like Jesus, Jake. Anyway, this is not the one to
four thing with the hands. You call this episode.
Get these hands. Sure, get handsy.
Getting handsy, getting handsy because he's been milking a
worm. The whole getting handsy.
I have not have an opportunity and it's important.
You have you just failed at them and you just think this thing
right into his nostril and he just shrieks.
Fight a sound. Let me just fucking.
OK, I'm ready to go. I'll, I'll send pictures of of
Miko later. Cool.
Oh, it's usually adorable until
it's a person she doesn't know. And then it's like, why are you
existing in my presence? I'm the Queen of the Who's This?
Mortal I will not send. A return to you.
I'm the conductor of the poop train.
It makes sense for a dog too, but that's kind of that's not a
lot more they also. Eat their own shit sometimes.
That voice works really good as it happen, goddamn it, just
conducting the poop train. I am trying to use meat bicycle.