Greetings, scum, and welcome to Flail to the Face.
Oh my God, my name is Cannibal Chris.
I'm gonna be AGM once again. This is the dust funnel part
2:00-ish. We're gonna get deeper.
We're getting deeper with. Hello, I'm Levi.
I'm the first one being deep down the.
First one getting deeper. I regret it all.
I'm Thomas. I'm playing Rusig and I don't
regret it at all. Love you, Thomas.
Cut that, I'll. Cut it, I'll cut it, don't you
worry. I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy.
Is that is that it? Is it my turn?
You got nothing really weird from him?
No, I. I just can't do it anymore.
I. Appreciate.
I appreciate that. I feel like we've had too much
time off from each other. Oh, I'm Jake, and I play a guy
from Transylvania. Yeah, you don't know his name
either. It's.
It's strand. It's not spinned, it's strand.
You know how I were. Listen to the episodes.
I'm Nate. I play Screech.
Flail. So the five of you, I'm not
going to name you all. You name yourselves about a
couple rooms deep into this dusk funnel, we'll call it Trademark
group was gone. I was.
Gonna say a good time? No.
This. Duck hole.
You encountered four of these filthy rag draped dudes, one of
which you killed pretty brutally by all.
Kind of plummeting down a shaft at him wasn't quite that
elegant. Or maybe it was more elegant.
So you you decided. I thought it was great.
That was good too. Yeah, it was beautiful.
I got cataracts I couldn't tell. Fair enough.
That really makes sense, Was what happened.
Yeah, the other three guys here, though, are a little bit
dumbfounded by you. Your guys is dropping in, Yeah,
but they're a little bit upset, brandishing.
Toothpicks. Makeshift knives look like
ships. They just like, maybe even
carved from slate. But that's real initiative.
So let's start with Levi. Oh, hey, that's a good role.
It's. Four.
So. So that's you guys.
Now we know that these this, this chamber here has but
several shallow puddles of water are on the floor of this place.
Rotting food piled along the walls stinks kind of sweet.
You know like small rotting produce.
Low smoldering fires cast a sinister glow on the underside
of iron cauldrons. That's notable.
So that's, you know, keep that looks like you have interrupted
them kind of watching. Like their linen.
Yeah, clothes and pans in this muddy water.
You also notice a strange little slanted ramp leading up back to
the main shaft where Sasha came from.
As you remember, you went a different direction.
You came from a different direction, rather.
And also so does that shaft that the rest of you fell from
gracefully, and a very shoddy spiral staircase that descends.
Whoa. So that all being said, you guys
are all in here as well. We'll assume just since it's a
top of another episode that you guys were all kind of reset, you
know what I mean? I know some of you were on the
ground. Some of you were thrown across
the room, specifically spin. No standing the whole time I.
Don't know. Maybe.
Either way, we'll kind of reset everybody for the top of the
episode situation. Right, that's bad.
Yeah, yes. OK, very cool.
So what are you guys doing? Probably murders.
Again, these guys, they look
very angry that you guys are here.
Initially. You guys just kind of dropped in
on the. I think they yelled some stuff
at you guys, man. I suppose I already ignited
feelings. They were.
They were trying to convince Levi to rob us.
Yeah, yeah, he he came in they he reaction role was different.
I believe he kind of joined them for a second.
They believe that. Anyway, yeah, who knows maybe he
did. Did you planned an idea or
anything? But maybe he did I turn.
Coded. Again, is Someone Like You.
I'm on a step forward and be like, hey guys, we don't want to
fuck around. We're just here for some powder.
We we don't want to kill you. We obviously took out one of
your guys. Just point us towards the
powder, Yeah, yeah. Just point us towards the Powder
and we'll, we'll leave you fucks alone.
Good. Maybe.
All right. So we're going to, we're going
to do a reaction role. OK, I like that.
I have a question first though. How filthy would you say Tommy
is? On a scale of one to 10, where
would you put his filth? 10 being very filthy.
They are not filthy. He is freshly showered, is he
not? Well, it got rained on from the
outside, so I'd probably say 3-4.
You did take your shit clothes off when you were in town too.
Yeah, yeah. OK, so give me a reaction role
2D6. I'm a goblin.
People don't like that, so I'm gonna try and hide.
Yeah, so am I. Fuck, you don't have the crazy
thing that I have then, right? What's that?
One, you do not pass along your goblin curse.
Nevertheless people despise you. Reduce reaction test by two.
Then you're the mutated Goblin. He's a.
I'm a legit goblin.
OK, I'm gonna hide behind Tommy. You.
Think I'm a real goblin. I'm gonna try to hide behind him
so I'm not noticed like a shadow that.
Probably works. Do you mean just Just give me an
agility test to see if how successful that is.
We'll call that ADR 10. Oh yeah, you got it.
Perfect. Nice.
OK, I'm. Not here, yeah.
You slip behind Tommy. Fortunately, you're smaller than
him and he hides your entire form from these three anyway.
What did you get on that reaction?
I got a nine. A nine.
You know what one guy steps forward from the group, kind of
he they're all holding shins like they're about to Shank you.
But they one of the guys steps forward, kind of puts hold it
down at his side rather than at the ready.
You guys, I'll let you guys get the fuck out of here, but I
ain't getting let you any powder.
That powder is ours, not yours. Unless you're interested in
maybe buying. Some well, I'm not necessarily
looking to buy some. I'm looking to get some, if you
know what I mean. But I also don't want my friends
to kill you. So it'd probably be in your best
certain interest to let us do our thing.
You do your thing and we'll fucking take off.
Screech with his crazy hammer weapon just kind of crouches
down in in a little shadowy spot.
Little Corner and take some poop.
Nope. He just.
You know what? Why don't you join us down below
working here? You want some powder?
Maybe you can harvest it yourselves.
But I'll tell you what. Whatever you harvest, you leave
half with us. You take the other half.
Fam let. Me talk to my friends here and
I'm going to turn around. I'm going to take my shield off
of my back and kind of put it on my arm and I'm going to look
back. It's like, guys, what?
What? What do you fucking think?
I mean, we could easily fucking kill these mooks right now, but
we don't want to cause too much attention to ourselves.
You notice as you as you look over, when you say these mooks,
you look over and they're also huddling and you see two of them
this other I'm going. To hold my I'm going to hold my
10 foot blow gun thing and hold it to my ear and try to listen
it on them. That's a lot.
That sound is pretty, actually. You know what to be Presents.
OK, I'm an equal opportunity. That's a murderer.
It's a natural. Talk to me.
Fuck. What do I hear?
I think we should still kill them.
Just, you know. Anyway, just kill them.
So 50% you can't get away that much I.
Am going to retract my poll. So hey, I just overheard all the
talking over there and it sounds more like you.
Could. Whisper Oh, you're right, they
could probably do that too. But it sounds like our who found
friends are going to just they're going to fucking off us.
And I've been around and let me tell you something.
One of my wives told me gross story about how she was living.
That's great. Yeah, sure.
But. Anyways, indentured servitude is
a fucking thing, and I think we're about to find out what
that is or die. I'm just going to say that right
now. I've been around for a while.
I could stand to be OFT. I like your I I like how you say
it. I could get off too, but.
At this point, Rusik is going to turn and he's just going to kind
of like massage in his temples, like he's got just a headache.
It just kind of like glares over at the group and I'm going to
use a gift of woe, which is spend the power and do ADR 12
presence test. Speaking of which, what class
are you playing? I am playing the bearer of woe
that was created by myself. Who's that guy?
They never heard. I've never heard of you before.
That's wonderful. Yeah, that's excellent.
And I you know I'm going to use my my last omen.
Oh, OK. It wasn't too successful at all.
Nope. OK.
Well, and instead he just ends up giving himself a bloody nose
as he's just like concentrating. What would it have done if you
succeeded? No, but we'll fade it from when
it does happen. I like that.
That's good. We'll do that.
I'm going to hold up a dirty handkerchief that I pulled out
of my pocket. How dirty?
It's pretty dirty. Cool train.
Thank you. And just like blow it.
This is big of like blood and snot just right in the center of
it. Just hand it back.
I put it back in my pocket. That's fucking disgusting.
All right, guys, well, they want to kill us no matter what.
I got an idea. If we fucking rush them, I'll
take Nathan Lane's face off of my shield pointed towards this
fucking puddle. Then we get the fuck out of here
and they could deal with that fucking demon thing that we had
to deal with earlier. You let the old man get head
start. I see him.
I. Fucking go.
Then okay, you all right and I'm going to start fucking petering
my way over. Like taking a couple steps.
Put the pole down couple. Steps like Yoda, yeah.
He he sets you up like you'd think he's going to do some Yoda
ass shit and then he just fucking snaps his hip and falls.
Over like this knee feels like Yoda Ass shit.
Let's be honest. So that was the weirdest round
of initiative ever. Like, none of that was roundy.
They still? Have Sasha to go?
That's true. Are you all that kind of Dita
thing? And I'm cool with that, to be
fair. What's up with Sasha?
Themes is not going to do nothing.
Jesus, I think you kind of broke it.
Anyway, OK, so these three guys, the the one that spoke.
So what do you say? Is this the same voice or what?
Sure enough. Cool.
So what do you say? I think we're going to say fuck
you. Yeah, I thought so.
And then it's our initiative anyway.
So all three of them charge three of you?
How about? I got the high ground.
I'm at range. Don't, don't pick off you.
Literally walk closer to. Them.
A fuck. True.
Shit. Sasha did nothing.
Tommy has been probably angry when this guy I moved into the
shadows. You did.
And be creepy. But Rusig's bleeding from the
nose. He seems like an easy target for
these guys. Probably.
So we're going to go, yeah, right, the map.
Of my head was different. I put myself in danger.
It happens a lot and often the whole thing you just said.
So yeah, Tommy, Rusig and Stind give me agility tests.
You are 12. That's a 60.
God, OK. That is a 7 + 2.
That's nine. OK. 16.
OK, so the 11 Yoda bitch you you run just that the old man, the
old the old goblin and press the stab right in the face and he
just like matrix back like like back bends.
But you hear this. Oh God.
And his back. You can't take it as well as you
just got talked there. Yeah, probably felt good.
Oh, that's the spot. But unfortunately, Rusig and
Tommy both get stabbed with these improvised weapons, so AD
4 damage each of you, That's. One damage and I have padded
armor. So negates.
Yeah. Nice.
Yeah. Your armor takes the brunt of.
It two damage, but I got the shield up so that deflects one
and and. You have armor, don't you?
Yeah, I got the D2 armor, so you're good to get it.
Hell yeah. Both of you well armored?
Either do you take any? Shield reflects the damage to
both. Damages.
Oh. From your armor and your.
Shield. So this on the bitch is going to
take two damage, eh? Yeah.
Oh my goodness. Oh, that's excellent.
So yeah, he stabs into the shield.
Like it just actually goes into the shield, but it just fucking
into it. It's got the mirror ability
still. Well, this motherfucker, like
the other two are charging at you guys.
The One manages to stab Roosic but doesn't make any purchase on
anything but his armor. The other one whips it from
where he's standing, his his little throwing dagger
essentially. And it fucking hits this shield
and houses off and it hits him right in the eye and it just
gushing blood out of his eye. He's screaming and still
standing, but barely. Don't they have like, a mud
carapace? They do Thank you so much.
No, they that's fair coding. But to be fair, what I said
really wouldn't make OK. So I'm gonna let him take that
'cause that's not me I like. That's a side seat lawyer in,
right? There side seat Yeah, that's the
sidecar lawyer. Yeah.
Anyway, we're initiative again, but keep in mind Tommy, Rusig,
and technically Svind are all engaged.
That's a six. A six.
OK, that is you guys again. Let's start with the well,
whoever wants. Rusig is going to the guy that
just stabbed him. Kind of like reach out and grab
and like on his shoulder and try to make eye contact and we'll
try this power again. OK.
That is a 14, So what that does is AD 6 damage.
Nice. SO 5 tell me about it.
So basically it's like he reaches out, kind of grabs on
his shoulder and makes eye contact with the guy and there's
just like this real tense, like stare.
And then the guy's like eyes just kind of roll back up in his
head and then like, he just starts bleeding out of his
mouth. And Oh my fuck.
Oh, just Jesus. It's.
Like claps as a part. Holy fuck.
Yeah. Fucking your version of the
pendant stare, yeah. Yeah, nice work, Ghost Rider.
What is that ability called? That is the it's the gift of
woe, and it is the one that's Dr. 12.
And then it's AD 6 damage as it rips the target's mind apart.
Well, then, that's very cool. I like that a lot.
Whoa. Awesome.
So we have Whoa. What about the rest of you guys?
I'm going to. I'm going to reorientate my
spine. Right.
Good call. Yeah, give him a line.
Is he, like, close to me then? Is that what's going on?
Yeah, but. He's not a chiropractor.
OK. Actually, yes.
If he passes over me, I'm going to take that 10 foot pole and he
he does like his weird samurai slide and I'm going to try to
bloke on him in the butt cheeks. Oh yeah.
There's a lot of weird stuff sent there, but allow it.
That's a natural. Point It is a natural goddamn
20. What's the damage on that?
It's D2. D2 OK.
Please bro please do too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's a coin? I think that.
Stands up. I don't have any, I don't think
tell. Me about it.
There's three points. So I'm still in like limbo mode
and I just whip that stick around, trick him with it, and
while he's like trying to scramble back up, his ass is
facing me and I shoot one right in his butt cheek and it just
puts him asleep and he goes into a comb and dies.
Nice. Real quick, he's.
Going to say what you're like, prophesize.
Like coma I really. Like that?
No. And then to the armor of the mud
coating not affected there because of your crit, I'm going
to say. And then also Thomas's thing,
Arusig's thing that I feel like the mud coating wouldn't help
you with that, you know what I mean?
Would not prevent that from happening.
That's more of an internal thing.
So yeah, I was really those forgetting them, but then I
justified it after the fact. Still.
Anyway, Tommy, you're still engaged with a homeboy?
I am going to equip the punch knife I got off of Jimmy Dean,
yes, and I'm just going to run up and I'm going to swing at
him, hopefully fucking cap his. Ass in a punch knifingly matter.
In a Punch Knifingly matter, that's a 15 on the die and I'm
going to use an omen to do Max damage.
OK. That's four damage.
I'm going to counter your omen for Max damage with a thick mud
coating as shield, 'cause I'll actually remember it for this
last kiss. No.
And then yeah. So you you go for this punch
knife, you get him in a chunk of his like, cake, like mud armor,
you know, like, you know when mud drives and it's just like
all crackly and it's little pieces, he's kind of looking at
like that. But you managed to crack them
all the way and they just shatter.
And he's completely nude, Completely nude.
You didn't realize that 'cause he looked like he was just
wearing mud cake clothing. Why don't you have clothes on if
you don't, if you could just make them?
I agree. Moving on, yes.
So he's still up. He is still up, unfortunately.
Oh, it's literally like a it's like a shield.
Shield. It's a shield.
Yes. You destroyed your shield.
Yep. OK, so some of that stuff
probably would have been different.
And but it's whatever moving forward.
So Screech and Sasha, you guys are left.
This one guy is now naked Muddless.
Dickless trader. Oh, right, Yeah.
What side are you on? Yeah, we'll find out.
Screen share first. We know what side you're on.
The winning side. Yeah, kind of obvious what side
that is now. I just go up and just smack this
dude in the head, OK? Just just creep out of the
shadows and. Fucking, it's super.
It's like painfully anticlimactic for Tommy because
Tommy came out and punch knifed this dude, right?
Shattered this thing and you come up with punk.
Yeah, it seems like like, bro, like hey, man, no, I get it
though. So give me your strengths.
Roll. No.
Yeah, that's a nine, so. You were expecting the shell.
Was your trajectory in mind with that stick, was factoring that
in, and now that it's gone, you're just way out of whack.
It's sort of makes no sense now to you.
So you come in with this swing and then realize that
everything's changed and you just kind of lower it that you.
Just kind of like. Like you need to reconfigure.
Not like I haven't had to do that before, yeah.
It's very weird. I don't know.
It's funny though. And Slasher.
How about we spare your life and you show us where the Potter is?
Don't blow. You you know the fastest route,
don't you? Dell.
OK, and then I'm going to take, I'm going to take my weird sword
and stab this. Guy in the throat.
OK, I'll bite that down. DR12 it is true.
I want you to miss so bad. I did.
Did you? No.
Way. Yeah, but why don't you start to
make fun of you? Does 11 hit?
No. Then I miss.
He like dodges your lunge thought you're telegraphing hard
and he's not coming and it is his term now.
So give give me a point. There's no way he's not going
to. I don't.
I don't have him do morale. Why would he have any morale
left in this situation? He came with usually had three
other buddies. All of them are dead.
He has a knife in his eye. His own knife.
He's naked. Reaction role.
So no, he's. Actually feel bad now I I.
Does. He flew, I definitely.
Disengaged from this, this. No, he does too.
He runs down that spiral stairs and it's like they're very tight
spiral stairs and this very small like shaft that he is like
awkwardly like running down them to the point where you see him
for a while. The point where he's even turned
around and looked at you guys as this is happening, but he
eventually, yeah, he continues on.
So what do you guys do? You guys let him go or anyone
intervene? What are you guys doing?
I stand at the top of the stairs.
If I can see him running all the way down, I'm just going to take
multiple shots into my blow can. I kill him.
Okay. Well, he, the initial needs to
be rolled actually first. Yeah, I realize.
Because he is still. He might have something on him,
no. He's literally, wow.
No. The thing is, if he, if he wins,
pocket Jake, roll for me. If he rolls, if he wins
Initiative 33, Okay, he does. And then he just disappears into
the dark. The stairs, the stairs.
Kind of just, yeah. He probably disappeared before
and they would have for him now. Trying to fix my back.
So what the rest of you guys? I'm gonna find the furthest
point away from everybody where there's a puddle and I'm gonna
take Nathan Lanes face off and try to get rid of this thing
that's in the. Why it does bad things to us.
Yeah, but if I leave it here, it's not gonna fucking chase us.
Until we have to come back and find it.
We don't have to go through this fucking hole.
We got scaffolding. That's right.
That's a good point. So many reflections though.
I'm scared. Yeah, there's a lot of them.
This this room has a lot of puddles.
Several several shallow puddles is exactly.
Please save Nathan Lane's face. Also there are these these iron
cauldrons bubbling, probably burnt stews and stuff.
It smells. Pretty tracked.
I will. Hold on, I'll hang on to Nathan
Lane or the the the Demon hidden behind Nathan Lane's face until
a time in the future. Thank you.
Well, do what you want with him. Honestly, if that's what you
want to do, don't let him talk to you.
Rusik's going to walk over and help spend realign his back.
Oh, thank you, son. Hey, kid, I smell soup.
Son, can you could you maybe walk walk an old man over there?
It smells so good. All right.
So yeah, kind of like helping the old person at the home.
Oh, thank. You I'm.
Going to pat his hand as we're walking.
Wow, you guys got really weirdly old.
So, Jake, as you gem up to this cauldron, give me AD 4.
Oh no. Goodness, that's.
Never Good fucking hysterics. Never good.
What is that, Nate? That's a four. 4 You see like a
black bag inside there, just kind of floating in this this
this Stew. Looked like it was probably
pretty good like 8 hours ago, but it's just like this crust,
kind of like it's like it's so thick that like with a spoon
you'd just be like scraping. I love a little texture with my
fucking soup. Catalyst.
The flavor went from Transylvania to Wisconsin real
quick, old man. But you know, you see a little
black bag. In there I take my 10 foot pole
and I'm going to fish it out. OK, That's where you keep the
broth. Chicken the live broth the live
chicken doesn't look like. The bags moving.
No, no, it's a small bag. It looks like as you like pick
kind of, yeah. Actually you notice as you pick
it up how your pole it's got like a powder inside.
I slide it down the pole and catch you with my hands in.
His mouth. OK.
Yeah. You open it up and you see,
yeah, there's there's a, there's a powder inside.
But this be the powder that we are looking for.
Give me a name, you give me AD 3.
You looked. There's probably about 3 doses.
Well, plenty for me. None for you, Sorry.
It's looking at me like that, Screech.
So we even know what this stuff is supposed to do.
Yeah, what is the supposed to be?
Do we want to taste run I mean. Rub it on your gums.
I'll stick one of my grubby hands in there and like, just
fist it a little bit, turn it and then.
Like half reached, like Oh no. Don't really want to.
Stop, I'll hold up my hand. Put.
It in his mouth. Yeah.
I. Want to say that you've probably
got a dose is worse on your hand, your fingers in his mouth.
Are you doing that to him? I'm going to try, but if he
doesn't want it, I'll I'll. Oh yeah, no, I'm going to try to
resist. There's no way I'm letting this
guy. Opposing strength.
Opposing. Strength.
Opposing strength. I love the idea of like you,
actually working. Working.
Just him being too quick. Just like just.
Crammed it in. There when you get 4. 4/14/14.
And yeah, you get a taste of it. There you go, Fran.
Just let me get it. In there.
Don't bite down now. I bite his figure.
He didn't take them out, just standing there with this hand in
his mouth. So first thing, give me a 3D ten
Thomas. Look, it can't be that bad. 17
total. OK, so this is gonna last for 17
minutes. OK, no.
And you get a + 1 to strength and agility.
He eliminates food or drink as a requirement for resting, steps
unarmed, damage up a die fuck and creates a state of euphoria.
Also give me a toughness test. That is a six.
OK, give me AD 12 and what's your toughness modifier?
Toughness modifier IS0 and I got a 12.
OK, so there's a table here that you're rolling on, and it's AD
12 plus Toughness table. Now you rolled Max on there.
It says hit me with that shit, bro.
You feel invulnerable? Ready to take on the dying
world, gain an extra D4 hit points, but lose double the
amount gained if you don't take another bump on the way down.
So in other words, in 17 minutes you're going to lose double the
the bonus XP that you gain if you don't take more.
All right, now I just ruled 2. OK.
So you get 2 and then you'll lose 4 if you don't re dose.
OK, that's hilarious. Oh God.
And with. That it's rinse of repeat after.
That I imagine sort of like this.
Amplify the more you take. Yeah, at this point like Rusik
grabs sin's hand, pulls it out of his mouth and his like pupils
dilate. What's going boys?
Oh wow, you are just like. It starts going down the stairs
and dragging spin behind him just.
I don't. Please lie.
Print the wounds. I don't.
Like this stuff and. With that, let's take a break.
How about you play with the face?
So Rusig you are towing in your powder rage, spin down the
stairs. What about the rest of you guys?
Also, you guys are just like heading down Into Darkness.
This room that you guys are currently in that we started in
this episode anyway, was pretty much lit by the fires of the
cauldron. Again, you're underground.
It isn't dark, isn't. Sasha Bright.
I'm bright. Sasha's bright, so wherever
Sasha goes is pretty well lit, I guess.
That's where I hang out. With the The Walking Brazier.
He's essentially the one that I know and yes, that is the
logical decision. I like it.
Rusig is just power walking down.
Dragon down and save. Come on, old man, we're.
Unstoppable. Oh, trust me.
I believe that you know you'll remind me of my seventh son.
Believe it or not, Impotent cannot have kids.
But fucking wives? They sure can with everyone
else. Who else is going down the
stairs here? I'm going to follow Rusig, yeah.
So everybody. Okay question.
Yep. So with that powder, did Jake
get dosed through his skin too? I have tough, ropy skin.
No, he didn't. Ingest it.
Though you got to put it in you. Yeah, okay.
Like you can hold coke and you probably won't get high from it,
right? I don't know for a fact.
It depends on how much you're holding.
That's probably true. You're like a mess.
Not in my mouth, married up to your neck.
He's probably pretty high every breath.
Yeah. Oh, there it is.
Powder. I mean, you're just breathing it
in. Fuck.
Oh, man. So don't bear me into the neck
and sand. I'm like, breathing that without
realizing that that probably works that way too.
OK, so this is hilarious. And this is the reason I asked
why you're all going. Thomas, give me AD 2.
Oh boy, that's a one. That's a one.
OK, so as you guys are all like you go power walking down these
stairs. Dragons spin to the rest of you
all follow suit. Maybe not as power walkie, but
definitely trying to keep up. And as soon as you guys get like
halfway down the stairs into the dark here you hear a massive
creaking of metal and the groaning and the gulf collapses
underneath. Everybody take D4 damage and
ignore. Armor Wait, he's got me.
I I'm gonna. Yeah, he's got me.
But being held while falling still is falling, you know.
I hold on close to his chest. OK.
Then it's a 5050 shot. Do I land on you?
And he doesn't get damaged. Or well, you're pulling him,
right? So you're further down the
stairs. You're falling at the same rate
he would fall on you, so so spin would fall on Rusik.
Unless you're spinning in the air.
I guess it's possible you are like going down a spiral
staircase. Now we're going down a spiral
staircase. Too.
All right, what do I got? So you are rotating.
It's a. What is it?
An automatic. D4 It's D4 fall down.
Can I can I like to put my 10 foot pole pull out and stop us
somehow? No, I was definitely thinking
about it. I'm just like, well, here's what
it says, OK, and here's why I will read the entire the entire
description of the desk section. It says shoddy staircase
descends into the darkness leading to room whatever.
One in 20 chance it collapses. Reduced die size for each party
member on the steps. For example, three people would
make this one in eight chance of collapsing.
I went all the way down to AD 2. Oh my God.
Which now I realized it's probably D4.
This is funnier. So, so yeah, you guys all going
down, that's, you know, yeah. So it collapsed.
So it's D4 for damage. Everybody.
Yep. Nice And ignores armor, like I
said. So armor is not gonna help you,
Yeah. This is gonna be hilarious it.
Now makes me realize that I think that actually is the case.
That armor never is. I took three, you took three.
And here. I'm I'm at four.
Oh to seven. OK.
So I'm. I'm.
I'm old.
I've been around. I'm.
Thick He broke some things, but he's fine.
Oh my fucking hip. Oh God.
Get off of me. Rusik takes three as well.
And yeah, I started climbing up. No time to just lounge around,
boys. Let's.
Go So, the room you guys are in now, you you notice several
dozen holes in the ground, each no wider than a barrel, arranged
in neatly staggered rows. Some are filled with weirdos
asleep on their feet. All contain a a weird, sludgy
soup of water, mud, waste and decaying.
Plant matter. I don't have time to look
around. I'm being drunk.
That's true. Yeah.
So what do you guys do in this room here?
And you notice as you look around too, the only eggs that
you see out besides the staircase that you destroyed is
a single narrow corridor on the other side of the room.
It's probably pretty hard to tell.
Your bearings are now going on the spiral staircase, then
falling down them. So I guess I'm going to where
that goes or where you might think it goes, you know, I mean
so. So you're saying we see like
these guys are just standing? There look like, OK, these holes
like I said don't wider than a barrel but they look like
they're deep enough where. Yeah, in the ground where a
person standing in it up to their head like you know like I
said buried cocaine. No about that same height though
like you threw a buried person in the sand just their head
sticking out and they all they're they're clearly
sleeping. I.
Am going to use a spin and just kind of like use them like a
broom and just like sweep them across one.
Of the Use me as me, a fucking minesweeper.
Yeah, as you guys both do this. Give me both presence tests.
Nice. That's a 12.
Okay. So you're trying to sweep the
head with fins body. Yep.
I got a 0. Yep, I'm aware you're fine.
Don't worry. Well, so.
He saw your shame. The other guys, the rest of you
in the room, 'cause I had you behind.
'Cause he's not. I'm not chasing, right?
Right. He's power walking through this,
but he's all high on powder. I'm definitely more I I think
I've established some screeches a bit more cautious, which is
hilarious considering. Yeah, I think so too.
You, you 2 Rusik and spin don't notice this, but the rest of you
see it as it's happening. That as you're sweeping this
head with spinned body 6 all holes.
Kind of mirroring the holes on the bottom.
Not as many kind of concealed in a way, like just within the
angles of the room and the ceiling itself.
Guys pretty much kind of look like the the mud dudes that you
guys were dealing with in the room above with just wild eyed
noseless people. You see this big black upside
down cross just like Ash Wednesday into their forehead,
you know? Yeah, and they come leaping down
from the ceiling to one of which coming straight on to Rusig.
If you've noticed it was the presence test failing, you would
not see you guys see that this is pretty much jumping to land
on Rusik and he has no idea another one going to do the same
to spin. It looks like it's trying to,
but as he's being swept, it's like his angle doesn't land on
him. The other, but there's also four
others as you see them kind of coming down as well and they all
seem to have their attention on on you guys, but primarily on
Rusik. We're going to start off with
that initial attack from the one coming down.
We're going to do it to both of you two who are kind of at the
target of things just from the two that were right there.
So Rusik, you're going to, I'm going to need a agility test
from you. And then because you're moving
in this situation, and like I said, he probably has a hard
time pinpointing you exactly because you remove it, I'm going
to call it a 10 for you. Agility, you say?
Agility, I say. That is an 18. 14.
Fucking wonderful. Wow, so you know, something
tells me just rubbing me against them is not going to solve
anything. Don't know.
Do we try? Fortunately in Roosig's swing
obviously Svind is quite mobile in that and watch the face.
But the the the moment him from doing that is kind of causing
Rusik to what's kind of stand funny to correct his balance
which fortunately moves him directly out of the way as this
we're to call my powderhead lands as the others do as well.
Role initiative and who hasn't done it yet, Kevin?
That is a three. Three.
OK, so that's them. First, I said that a majority of
them are focused on on Rusig. I am going to go with the first
two that the two that were targeting initially because
they're going to go first. So Rusig, one of them did.
They're attacked. It just says roid Rage.
So I kind of imagine he's just like viscerally just like
grabbing you and punching you and you know, he's just just
kind of going nuts. He's just, he's just like really
handsy, Like like, like, like like prison fights.
More like the guys don't really know how to fight, but they're
fucking all each other. Yeah, wide swings are pointless,
but. Rusik's a professional.
Boxer. Is a 12.
OK, perfect. That meets it.
Beats it. So yeah, this he goes in for
this. Wide swings, wide swing, you.
Suck one is a 13. OK, that one again, the other
one goes I'm. Imagining what I'm doing here is
I'm just using spin and just like oh fuck, flying away.
Deflecting them with. Swing Body with with Swing.
Oh, I liked it a lot. Oh my God.
The other four, I got to imagine that seeing that their friends
are or their colleagues. Whatever.
Colleagues. Yeah, Allies.
That's the right one. Are not making any headway with
Rusik. I'm going to send two more in at
him. So give me two more Rusik.
Yep. That is an 18.
OK. Yes.
And A7. Oh fuck.
OK, so yeah, Another one you deflect with with Finn's body,
but then the other one just clocks you right in the jaw.
Take AD 6 damage. Oh, geez.
Yeah, they got a heavy ass hit. Damn boy all.
Right. So that's.
It. 5 and -2 so I take 3. I am down to one hit.
Oh my God. But there's two more of these
guys, though. They also attack.
Now let's do that. Like, yeah, they are.
Why would I pull punches? You know what I mean?
So we're gonna send one in. That's a 10.
Okay. Well, you have armor, though.
You have armor. So take that.
Yeah. So you die.
Hit. It's 2.
Two damage minus. -2 so. Yeah.
Oh God, yeah. So that that punch, that guy in
the jaw rocked you enough to kind of daze you enough to not
see another one coming in, and he goes for a gut punch that
doesn't really connect as much as the attacker problem.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. However, another one is running
in one more and he's got a foot just like.
And that is. Power Ranger kicking on.
The defense. Oh God.
And that that that foot connects to the face.
That's that's a three. So the best I can I'm -1.
And yeah, that's what connects to the head, just severing it
from the body. Can I can I use an omen to
reduce that damage? Yeah, you totally can rewind the
the head kick God. Yeah, I mean, I'll give you a
hand here. He turns brighter, Claps.
Booty claps. OK.
Well, roll your dice. D6 you said.
Yeah, two of it. Yeah.
Nice. I'm still at 1:00 then.
OK, yeah, yeah. You see this?
I can't. Do this.
Anymore this flying foot coming in, you duck below it, he goes
flying over you lands, almost falls into one of the holes and
it's on you guys. So all six of these guys are
doing just fine, but they're all really going to gang but ganging
up on on roofing over there. I'm going to dash over there and
punch the closest one I can that's fucking up my friend.
OK. We're just going to call one of
them tagged by you all. Right, that is 14.
That hits nice. Nice.
And I'm using the punch knife because I didn't pull up my
tomahawk. So.
Nice. It's four damage.
Four damage minus D2. That is 2 damage.
Two damage, OK? And you notice like you punch
you this thing leaves sunk it to the hilt into this guy's back.
Yeah, right between the shoulder blades and like you.
You know what that looks like when someone reacts to that?
This guy didn't react to it nearly as it's like it didn't
hurt as much, probably due to a fried nervous system from too
much drug use. You.
Fucking. Literally, their armor says
fried nervous system. So.
Speaking of drug use, I'm going to open up the drugs that I do
have. The powder.
Yeah, did do they react to me opening that up?
They look pretty engrossed. Well, you're keep in mind you're
being flailed around by by He's dead.
He probably dropped. He's not dead.
Drop me. He did.
So I'm still attached. I'm still attached to my fucking
10 foot pole being used as a flail, Yes.
OK, I was. Going to try to do a peace
offering? God, you know what?
While I'm being flung around, I'm just going to stick my whole
face into this drug thing. Really.
I have no other options. Recalling it spin.
Is not going to die here. If you're putting your whole
face into that, we're calling that 2 doses.
Yeah, what? There, you can double up.
He's. Double dosing.
He's nostril like I started. Spin through worse, hit me with
it. SO3D10 First off, 7 wives.
Yeah, that's true. 242. 8 So 8 minutes.
It'll last for 8 minutes. Yep, you're going to get a plus
one strength and plus one agility.
You won't have to be a eat or drink for resting.
Your unarmed damage goes up a die and your euphoric is fuck.
Give me a toughness test. What's my toughness here, oh 17?
17 OK, very cool. That's it.
Yep.
Wait. Yep.
OK. Nice.
Yep. You made the toughness test.
OK. So that was 1 dose.
That was 2 doses. OK.
Yep. That's it.
Yep, Yep. If you were to, yeah, He made
the test for it. Oh, he got like.
Oh Oh no. Test toughness.
D12 for each dose consumed. That's what I figured.
Give me another one. No.
Yeah, that's not like it. There we go.
That's a 10.
OK, what's your toughness score? It's plus one.
OK, so it'll D12. Add that and subtract 1 for each
additional dose beyond the first.
So that negates it. So you're just rolling A raw D12
99 jitters, Itching, nervous energy, it's all there.
The constant finger tapping, nail biting, and picking at
anything that seems pickable causes your fingernails to fall
off. It's painful.
Very painful. Anything requiring fine motor
skills is nearly impossible. So you've got like the meth
mites. I guess you know you're picking
and scratching period for 8 minutes.
For 8 minutes. Yeah.
I don't need fine motor skills to choke a bitch.
Give me another 3D ten. It's each dose consumed last
3-10 minutes and you did two doses.
Oh. OK, 7/7/18. 26.
Yeah, yeah. So 26, it's about 1/2 an hour.
Yeah, you're. Doing that so would that be plus
two string +2 agility? Yes, stacking etcetera.
Yes, it does. Yes, yes it does.
Road, You know, Grandpa Goblin. Yeah, Rd. it out, Grandpa
Goblin. Exactly.
I suppose that's my turn then. Yes, I would say so.
Yep, Drinking a bunch of drugs. Take some time.
What about the rest of you guys? Bruce at this point will let
spin go and I'll try to make eye contact again with one of these
guys and try my brain fuckery stuff.
OK. Is it a fresh guy or the guy
that Tommy stab fresh? Guy, OK.
Fucking nervous. So that is a 18 on the roll. 18
on the roll that totally hits. Four damage and they had D2
armor. Yeah, and it's fried nervous
system, so I'm going to assume that that definitely effects
that it won't affect them as hard because they're OK.
So how much damage is the end of doing 33 damage.
OK, very cool. Yeah, you definitely notice it.
You you see blood pouring out of his ears from this, but he's
still standing. Screech.
Sasha, I believe you two are all his lives.
Sasha, should we just run? Should we just beat feet through
that right house? He's.
Called him your own name. He's talking to himself.
Yeah, you talk to yourself too. I guess so.
I. Mean fuck we.
Respect these guys, dude. The only way to go is across the
room through that. Like I said, that narrow
corridor. It's hilarious.
Surround all the fittest here. I'm going to go.
You're leaving the room? Hey.
I'm going to run across, but while I'm running across, can I
slice a couple ankles or something?
I will. OK.
Yeah. So I will allow you to run
across. You'll make it to the others.
You'll make it to the corridor and just give me a strength
test. OK, I want I want to slash an
ankle. OK, that short, yeah.
Maybe. We're running in the everyone's
like equal height. Sword, You know, just.
What you're saying dragon it inches.
Yeah, yeah. That's a 12, so D 6 + 1.
OK. Minus D2 then that's a six plus
one, 7 -, D two. That's a 5.
Nice. So 5 total.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah, you you slashed one of these dudes his ankles as you go
running by and you just sever the whole foot and you just
blunt porn out of the thing. He falls into one of the holes
and like it's just his bleeding foot is just bouncing out of
this. That's.
All you got to do is just push him in the hole.
He says he's escaping. Yeah, what?
About the scratch. Hell, and I go up and.
Fucking. There there's an X side on this
thing, right? I'd like to do that.
Yeah, yeah, I'd. I'd like to clavicle a guy.
Clavicle a dude. A fresh guy.
From the back. A freshie, Yeah.
OK. It's a 7 on the, yeah.
I'll omen reduced, hit him. I suppose you got plus something
to that. Yeah, it's a two.
OK, OK. Seven damage.
Nice minus D2. -1 Six damage. Tell me about it.
Yeah, I. Fucking hit this dude right in
the clavicle from the backside and just tear straight through.
Go all the way to the centre, all the way through the body.
It'll stop, like about halfway, but about the time I hit a
spine. OK.
Yeah, the spine catches on it. It catches on the spine and you
just pull it out and then just blood shoots out of that like a
fan blade of blood out of that slice.
Carry it the that's initiative Nate.
You haven't rolled yet. I'll do it five.
I do it to the next one too. OK.
Yeah, yeah, there's another fresh guy there.
I don't though. That's a six.
Oh, I got to. The prom?
Yeah, the prom line. That guy threw drone him seated.
I'm taken aback. Yeah, right now.
You had to prom a Ted. How could you dare?
You OK the rest of you guys? I was just going to say I was
going to just continue to punch knife this one that I caught
earlier, so. Just another punch knife in the
back. Yeah, right in the spine.
Yeah, so go for it. Dr. 12 strength.
I'm going to omen that, cuz that was a one.
Oh damn, that's definitely you wouldn't eat.
And OK, that's a 12. A12 There you go.
That's right on the button. All right, so D4 damage, that
is, it's a four on the damage and then D2, so three points of
damage. Very nice.
He you're you're hitting them in like vital organs.
I got to imagine that, like an attack is not just one stab, you
know? Well, I mean, realistically.
So yeah, it's not like like roll for him, just punching him.
Like, yeah, you're just sitting there just, yeah, you're just
going you're just bargaining this guy that that drop.
But you know what I mean? Yeah.
This is eronomous in front of you here.
People are going to like that. I'm fine with that.
I don't like it either. Yeah, they'll get over you.
Got a broad deal anyway. Anyone else?
Rusik still has the one guy in front of him, correct?
Yes, you do. Yep, he's bleeding from the
ears, from your mind thing. So yeah, Rusik, go ahead.
And I was just gonna take a stab at him with a short sword.
OK. I'll be at 13.
A hits 4. Four damage.
Minus D23 damage. Tell me about it.
Yes, yeah, nice. So basically at this point like
bruising like just still hopped up onto powder, just like grabs
the guy by the throat and just like holds the sword and then
pulls the guy into the sword. Oh yeah.
And then just like, throws him on the ground.
With stabbing yourself. I love it.
That's great. Sasha.
You ran off across the other side of the room.
What are you doing over there? I'm in the crevasse.
You're in that little corridor. Is there anyone close to me so I
can do another a little poke before I dip?
No, OK. So if you.
In and out of it. Yeah, yeah.
You could get close enough to somebody if you ran back in the
room. Otherwise, no.
Just trying to lose aggro every time.
Los him. He knows how they work too well.
I got to change the mechanics. I'll look over my shoulder and I
see that no one's coming so. Get all sad.
Back in, I'll poke at someone and then I'll.
Run back out. Is it going to be doing?
Is it going? To be This has happened twice
now where he's been like, let's go.
And everyone's like, Nah, so there are only four left.
There's the one guy that you see Tommy is stabbing the shit out
of in the back. There is one guy that you sliced
his foot and now he's in a hole and his legs are up, right
spraying. The one that screech has not hit
yet, who was kind of like he's in conversation about movie
carry. And one that is the guy that was
the kicker, right? The guy that did the Power
Ranger kick. That's what I call it.
Know what it's called? I'll run over to and stab the
one next to Screech. OK, Yep.
The other one that hasn't seen carry.
Gotcha. That's who.
Deserves. That's what turns you around.
You really haven't seen Carrie. What?
The fuck's wrong. It's a classic.
It's a. Good flick.
It's a good flick. That's an 18.
Yeah, to hit buddy. What a monster.
No, no. Open to Max damage, yes.
You're going to open to Max it, Yeah.
OK, so again, it's D2 damage or D2 armor.
Another five. So 4.
Well, 6/6 plus one. Oh, OK Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh. So seven.
OK, Yeah. Gotcha.
You. What do you do with him?
What did you try to do? I kind of cut off his his lower
jaw and his tongue so he can't. Reply.
Oh yeah, And you, you got to the you got a little further than
you intended to and you got into his throat and he sees
everything is running hard. Now he's on his knees like he's
still alive, but he's like he can't talk or watch.
Carrie this. Is just I can carry.
OK, you know. They're just blinking incredibly
fast and and I'm I'm, I'm scratching at my flesh, all my
Roby skin and starting to bleed out.
What you're doing it. Yeah.
He's just going to grab the nearest guy and try to strangle
him to death. OK we're going to go.
I'm going to pick the bugs out of his neck.
Oh, I got you. Everything's itchy and I have to
itch something. Even if it's not you, even if
it's OK, we're going to call it the fresh guy, the guy that did
the the cool kick. Not cool.
Because I leap at him like Yoda, and I start taking out his neck.
Love it, OK? Hey, do I get bonus health from
taking drugs? You not health, but only if you
would have rolled the specifics. OK, that's what I thought it
was. Yeah, but you do have +2 to your
strength, keep in mind. Yeah, and you're.
Excited about that, I hope. Though, Oh my God, you keep it.
I have to. You have to.
Oh my. Fucker omen re roll it, damn
you. You're spending you.
Have one. Yeah, don't spend it on this.
Last one too. OK, fine.
I won't. You're not going to.
So what's gonna happen? This guy will attack you.
I have high agility. That's a good point I have.
Really high agility. So you go to, you go to, you
tell this guy that you're gonna pick his bugs off him and he
just goes for a sick Roundhouse. But he Yeah and yeah, agility.
OK. OK.
That's 16. And you're way too fast.
Like everything's happening. I fucking.
Grill I Grillo leap his Roundhouse kick.
Oh, that's fucking dope, this. Is very Yoda.
Now I don't like this. I love it also happens when you
get high. I'm actually just tumbling
around. Yeah, they're both way high.
It's just methods. Fighting, This is fights.
This is underground bump fights. Literally.
Like your Yoda, but you're just kind of following.
Over each other. OK, so everybody went, that is,
I know them. So we've got the guy with the
bleeding back. I got to feel like he's
continuing to. I'm going to go with him last.
We're going to go with the kicker and he's trying to
continue to kick spend. So give me your agility all.
Right. Listen here, Van Damme, I.
Can punch you. That's a 15.
Yeah, he's your way. He's moving in slow motion to
you. Yeah.
I bet he is. I just kind of wide eyed clock
backwards slowly. Easy.
They're Quicksilver. The the guy with no bottom half
of his face, the guy that wants to carry that hasn't never will,
never will because of what happened to him by Sasha's hand,
He's going to do the aggro mechanics that, you know, I'm a
robot attacking Sasha, so you can do, yeah, you can do attack
on him. Do I throw attack?
Yeah, yeah. And now he gets actually begging
the give me an agility. Listen here, listen here. 20
than a Nat one. Omen.
Yeah, it's my last one. Holy fuck, I didn't want to burn
them all up. Holy shit, that's hilarious.
That's pretty good. Oh.
Much better. 16. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. So you do hit him then?
For sure, yeah. Four damage minus.
Tell me about it. Well, my sword is holding on to
his like the last little fleshy bit of his throat.
I just kind of grab it by my other hand and just push it
right through. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah, and he just gurgling in
his own blood, falls to the ground lifeless then.
That's how I want to go. Out.
Me too. Really.
The one. The one in the hole drowns.
In the hole you just see the life like the legs, you know,
because he's upside down in this water hole.
He his legs just stop kicking. Eventually the blood stops
gushing. Like that's that's still.
For me. I thought about, how did he get
out of there? Yeah, and have no idea face down
in that thing like probably arms.
Died. Listen here, Gimli.
Gimli and then the one with Tommy within the last ditch
effort. Nope, Nope.
A morale check that seems right. Tommy.
Gimme Morale 2D6 all. Right, that's twelve they.
Don't have morale. They're powderhead.
Practice run. Yep.
So yeah, practice run. No, he goes for like a spinning
back fist because he knows you're back there, and I hope
so. Yeah, I got to imagine he knows
you're back there. It's not just not just bugs.
So. He's going to learn today.
Get. Going to Win today.
DR12 Agility. No, what is it?
20 All right, so give me that. Give me that.
Give me that free attack roll. All right.
This is insane. How much how lucky these fights
are. Oh.
That's a 13 on the dice that. Hits.
That's a 2. So as he turns around to do the
spinning back fist or whatever, I'm going to kind of duck and
I'm going to come up and take the the punch knife and I'm just
going to Shank him in the neck and just keep going until he
drops. Till your emotions run out till.
You stop crying, God, you're. My real.
Father. My God, that's a deep one.
Sorry, my bad. No, don't be.
Let's see. That's all of them.
So that was initiative time again.
Levi, come on. Golden Boy, yes.
That's fine. That's you guys, this last one,
Mr. Kickman, he's standing, He sees he's completely surrounded
by you guys. Give me morale, Levi, they don't
have morale. They don't have morale.
What are you doing? Yeah, he's he's still standing.
I don't know. But thought I had No, he's
standing at the ready. He's ready to take you all on.
In his mind I clearly look now. You can go first.
You're yodaing this guy. This is the guy that's engaged
with you, yes. Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll try to
fucking get his bugs out, OK? That's an 18.
That's a hip for. Sure buddy, give me the damage.
Four because my fisty cuffs and wait, Would it go up to D6 then?
Yes, I believe let's do it because you did double dose.
I like to think it makes you have more powerful.
That's four. Four damage minus D, 2, -, 1, so
3D damage. You pick a lot of like parts of
him. Well, you got some big squishy
ones right here. I'm just going to get those out
of there, you know? You're pulling like ribs off of
him in shape, like you're really digging deep.
Any little hands in his rib cage?
Yeah, it's bad either way. He's not dead yet.
One of the rest of you guys as you see your your little
goblinoid buddy here just ribbing through him.
I punch with knife. Oh yeah, Punch knife Boy.
Dude. Two punch with knife, one punch
knife. That was a 7, actually.
A lot of. Punches. 10.
That's ten. I do the omens.
I have one left not worth it. Yeah, I guess the rest of the
group does have a chance to attack so that.
Yeah, I'll let, I'll let them. In your head would be good for
the soup on upstairs there were. Stairs.
I think it's funny that you guys all can clamoring down the
stairs. It crashes, right?
It falls and then you guys all get up and then just kill
everyone in the room. Not everybody.
All these sleeping dudes are fucking still sleeping.
Except for the one that you like.
He took his head off. He's dead.
Surprising. Well, you know, he can't pay him
to do that anyway. Scream Sasha Rusik.
Well, since this guy's a kick, man, I'm going to go for his
kicksters. Yeah, one of his.
One of one of his little Chevrolet legs.
That's 13. 13 hits. Tell me about it.
I just sliced his leg off right
below the knee. He falls to the ground and I
stand over him a minute and stab him in the chest.
And I'm going to keep picking out his eyeballs.
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
You hear one of the heads wake up.
Yeah, but that was infected. None.
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I'm struggling man. I need.
I need Chris to give me another line pretty quick.
Oh, hello there. Oh, look at the dinner bell is
brought on the soup. OK, I think I've got it now.
Like stirring mashed potatoes with this strong hand.
That's like Scary movie too hand.
I'd rather die. Can't.
Believe that we've been using Alan Keyes.
Really. He's been the kind of guy full
volumes his phone in public. Fucking guy.
I got a guy at works at the that does that.
He'll watch fucking tik toks at full volume at fucking 8:00 in
the morning like I'm trying to read my fucking book on
cryptids, you fucking monster. Leave me the fuck alone.
It's like, all right nerd, don't read my Cryptid book.
Hey, I'm a cute nerd. It's a red.
Board. It's red board.
It's a red board. Red board.
Ohh great. Now I'm going to go into the
story on what's. Over your bro red board.
Red Borg plays you who's? This Mark Borg.
Who is this mark? Borg take Mark Borg for 100 Alex
delicious hamburgers and Mark Borg.
Mark Borg Mark Borger. Isn't that the place for Mark
Wahlberg? Yes.
Mark the Joke Mark. Mark Wahlberg.
His cousin Zuckerberg. What was you guys playing, Mark
Wahlberg? What are you guys?
Where did you come from? Definitely this episode.
Bum fights. No, it's not.
I know it's not. That's not a OK word.
Fights. Too violent?
No. Homeless arguments?
No, stop. That's not fun either.
No, it's not, I thought OK either.
I mean, he say it's fun, but. That's what Disney would do,
would. They.