Greeting Scum and Welcome to Flail to the Face, My name is
Cannibal. Chris and I will be our GM as we
continue to play Trapped Within. Hello, I am Levi.
I am currently playing Fish Baskins.
Hi, I'm Thomas. I'm currently playing We Met.
I'm Kevin and I'm currently playing Scoots.
And I'm Paul Corbs. I'm Nathan.
I'm General Cedric Balthazar. At least the flail.
So last we left you guys. You guys were pressed up against
the walls in the ballroom. They're balls to the walls or
something. In amongst this, Paul is crushed
under one of these balls. The rest of you are alive,
although Scoots is a nice arrow sticking out of his chest.
Anook is here and so is this golden skeleton who just sitting
on one of the balls. So.
No. Go ahead, Scoots.
No, that's all right. I was actually going to cuz I
have this arrow stuck in my chest.
I'm gonna. Break the shaft off at the skin
level, leaving whatever Arrowhead in there, and I'm just
gonna cauterize it with my hand. Okay, I like.
That I'm sure walking around with an arrow in my chest is not
gonna be good. So okay.
So breaking that off, cauterizing it.
That's not gonna require a role to do, necessarily, but you do
have an Arrowhead stuck in your chest.
Why didn't you remove it? I would have broke it by the
feathers. Well, if I were to pull it out,
I probably would have bled out. I'm not feeling too good.
I could use a timeout or not death if that's all possible.
Sorry RIP Paul. I was looking forward some more
meat for my cart, I want to say. Some meat for you that that will
has a 2% chance of reaching your heart.
Every fucking knew it. I knew it.
I read your mind in a very Arthur Higgins kind of way.
You know, we won't do the escalating percentage.
It's just a flat 2% every day. So every dawn in amongst all
this stuff, you have to roll. Give me a D100 every dawn and if
you roll a one or two he's going to get it kills you.
You never know. I hope not cuz that's that would
be funny. But I mean, I mean, you know,
but for him it'll be. I really do hope it, apparently.
For him, it'll be loud and painful, very like.
Well, silent. Well, who knows?
The Arrowhead explodes. Yeah, what is loud about it?
Why is it beeping over there screaming?
Yeah. Oh, the screaming, glowing beep
so we can tracer. Everyone get out.
What about what about Paul? What about him?
There's no there's not much we can do about him.
He's, he's pancaked. He's barely even that.
Sounds like a bag of potato chips being crushed when he
died. Extra crisp.
I'm gonna the very I'm. Gonna check his prison pocket.
It's what he would have wanted. Oh my God.
Yeah. Son of a bitch.
Grabby sheep too. Get about that off fucking
video, man. That's so good, He definitely
would have wanted damn sure it. Seemed all right when it was
goblins, but this is. That's, yeah, whatever.
It's fine. It wasn't.
That's the. Only thing that's intact.
Yeah, in my prison pocket. Your rectum is just a solid.
It's still but everything else. It wasn't squeezed out like
toothpaste. Oh, that's Fairpoint.
That'd be really hard to get to, I imagine, because he's I.
Was actually thinking like that, that that big ball just went
right down the center, so it just squished him.
So it's like arms in it. Oh, OK, yeah, yeah, that makes
sense. And he's probably not under the
ball because the ball rolled past him.
I really over. He's stuck under it like that.
That guard was stuck in the lava thing.
Oh yeah, no, he's probably like plastic side of it, you know
what I mean? Like it rolled and picked him
up. And then so as it settled, yeah.
Well, God, that's all you're going to get.
Ceremonious death. To be fair, we just met you, so
you're lucky we're going to loot your body and check your rectum.
You just met. Whatever you do, don't don't
take that. Damn Wig.
Grab that shit, toupee. Anybody want the daggers?
He had? No.
Cool. Fuck it.
All right, I'm going to go for the door.
OK. You're not going to check it for
the pocket? No, I thought you were going to.
I was ready for it. If.
You're not going to do it, I'm. Going to do it.
You know that 5th? Well, my hands are on fire.
I'm just going to sear it closed.
If I get in there, my hand is stuck.
OK, so. OK.
Actually, We Met is going to go pick up one of the daggers, OK?
Smart. Thank you, Paul.
I'll be sure to stab a rich person for you.
Nice. If they're not going to check
his prison pocket, I will. I know you will.
I will. So you're going to actually?
Yeah, 100%. What does he find Jake?
What does he? Find I get to roll on the table.
Well, come on, Jake wants you to.
I think he's the well worn he. Didn't get him in, He just
couldn't get him in. No, you can find it far.
In. The boots.
There you go. They're actual boots.
Yeah, the fuck. Do they look nice?
Probably not anymore. They're well worn in.
A quick rinse maybe? I can take a piss.
I've stepped in worse shit eating worse.
Well, I'm surprised he he actually did get those in.
How did he forget? You didn't seem like you reached
very far. Oh no, they're probably just
under the surface. Alright, it's minus D2.
Incoming damage can move through mud, muck, and other lawful
ground, unchallenged lawful cool.
So it's light armor with some some foot qualities.
And it's for muck. And you couldn't get him out of
your rectum. That's a great point you gotta
wear them from. That so it's tier one armor with
like a bonus for fucking terrain shit.
Does that also get a stinky repellent?
No one's taking the wig, I imagine.
So it's not a goblin. We can No, it's not a goblin.
That's true. It's just human shit.
That's pretty commonplace. Especially we're all littered
with it, Human shit and blood. So yeah, that's.
That's just another Monday. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah, that's actually true.
It's just another. Tuesday.
The only downfall is these things are covering up my
puppies. You were.
You were walking barefoot before?
Oh yeah. Oh God, see his toes.
Yeah, of course. Always.
Oh, if anything, it's seasoning your toe bits there too.
I gotta go. I can't do this.
It's a. Safer flavor?
OK. What about you, Goldie?
Oh yeah, no, this fucking weird you guys and insistence on.
What are you talking about? Sodomy.
Not quite that, but it's adjacent on it.
It's definitely adjacent. Yeah, it's very close.
Yes. What's your plans?
Well, why were we? Where did you come from?
Oh, that's a great question. I wish I had an answer.
You just. What are you doing with your
toes? Existed behind the door.
I I was walking and then I opened the door and here I was.
The parts before that are a bit foggy, like why am I gold?
Am I an actual skeleton or am I made of gold?
Why am I sentient? Who the fuck knows?
Those toes would look good on my charm.
Bracelet not no, no. It look good.
I'm just blowing anyone's charm Bracelet.
You don't want those? No, I'm still walking.
Well. Do I look familiar to you?
I mean, I don't want to sound like we're just classifying
people, but I mean, we all look the same, don't we?
Whoa, whoa. Except for me.
I mean, I'm gold. He's bone.
You're very gold. Yeah, But yeah.
No, I don't think I know you. I've looked at your facial
structure, large, high cheekbones.
But I don't think I know you. Almost like a feminine pelvis,
in a way. Just a little bit.
I guess I don't like them, you know that, I mean.
As a butcher, I've seen a lot of crotch.
Well, I'm not sure if you are this is a better place than the
one you came from, but I honestly don't know either.
We just we just lost a sad little boy we could use.
Just a desperate farhand, poor guy.
Oh yeah, he loved talking about carrots.
Cabbage and. Whatever.
Just like potatoes. Anybody else done being squished
in this room of balls? I was just curious about how
eager he is to kill rich people. Oh, I mean, you know, the usual
amount. All right.
I was just curious about whether or not you considered yourself
to be rich in that scenario. No, probably.
I mean, he looks at himself like trying to hide the most obvious
quality. Yeah, not.
Not particularly, no. Well, it's all right.
You probably lost the guy who was most likely to try and
murder you. Regardless, you can come with us
if you don't want to hang out with all these balls.
Yeah, I know, that sounds fine. Is this old guy part of your
thing too? Unfortunately, yeah,
unfortunately. Just be our ticket out.
Oh, gosh. Oh, yeah.
No, that ticket's expired. Do you think?
Oh, you OK? I know that you guys.
And he puts his hand on scootch shoulder.
It is kind of stinky. He smells, He says he smells
like death, just like he's a corpse, that he's been
underwater for a while. That's just hand that's on my
shoulder. Oh yeah, that's that's pretty
fucking hot. No.
And he doesn't move, he doesn't resist and his like sleeve
catches a little and eventually probably a lot, but.
No, I know that you guys think I know the way out of here.
And let me tell you, if I did, what wouldn't be here telling
you about it? No, but I'm literally relying on
you guys to Get Me Out of here. Now I know that's.
I felt like that was stated immediately.
I don't know. No, I'm not.
And I'm going to help. I mean I can give you a little
snippets of the. Listen, I, I, I agree with the
Human Torch here. We should probably not spend
this entire time hanging out in here.
You mean me And he's like 1/2 on fire.
Sorry, take my hand off. I'm in.
Somebody piss him out. He just rolls around on the
ground, kind of feebly. Like it's kind of working stop.
We we meant we'll kick some dirt on him.
Oh, thank you kindly. I'll try to put him out with my
Wellingtons. Yeah, no, keep eating you.
Stop. Stop.
Yeah, this is a sort of gang beating at this point.
I don't know about you guys, but a I want to get out of this room
and BI I'm not feeling too good if we can get somewhere to.
I don't know. Rest or take a break or I don't
know. I I feel like one more hit from
anything. I'm gonna be right there with
Paul. RIP buddy.
As you say, all that the door that you guys came into this
room from swings open. Oh no.
And there's a person standing in the doorway.
Oh no, it's not a person. What?
What?
What is it? Jay.
Oh God, OK. So what you see before you is a
mutated goblin. Oh no.
What? This goblin curse has twisted my
body and racked my mind. Food.
Eat. Bite.
There's yet a glimmer of The Shining in your beady little
eyes, though. Sure, you're a feral killing
machine who's motivated by the most debased and cruel
intentions, but have you met the other members of your party?
So I'm. I'm not too worried.
Yeah, yeah. Why on earth are you such an odd
goblin prick? From a mutated goblin rose that
sits dried next to a love letter.
Addresses somewhere in the Wasteland Sea Murder Blues and
her on my mind. Selfish and over imaginative
spit blood scab collector. There's just some of my traits,
I guess just a real just stand up.
We're just waxing poetically. Yeah I'm also illiterate but I
can eat scrolls for my for my rations cuz I have ropey skin so
I gotta eat like twice as much food.
I'm not sure how that works. I have a tablet.
Yeah, and my shooter don't work. I'm impotent.
I was like, yeah, broken crossbow.
Nope. His penis.
He's got a broken crossbow. I can't pass.
I can't pass along a goblin curse, but people still despise
me, so my reaction tests are reduced by two.
That's actually. Pretty nice, yeah.
I have terrible, I have terrible stats.
So, so that'll be fun. It will be.
It'll be fine. So yeah, this person isn't
standing there in the doorway. Kill it.
Kill it now. Yeah, we've been just like it
throws the bar that I was still carrying.
You're throwing it at him? Yep.
OK, What strength? I guess we'll go.
It's range. So presence, yeah, that's fine.
Go presence versus agility and I guess it's just the.
What the fuck? Who hits wins.
You're a fucking who survives that or whatever.
But I'm a cute boy, sure. Oh fuck would you get for your
presence, Thomas? I I got an 8, would you get?
I got a, I got an 8. You got an 8 as.
Well, well, seven on the dice, but my fucking agility goes up,
so yeah, yeah. So 8 versus.
I I I would lean towards defender wins the tie.
So I would too. Yeah, Dodge is out of the way.
Yeah. Clean bar behind him.
What? That is terrible.
What? What the?
Come, come again? What?
Oh. Kill it now.
Do you need a liar? Do you need a laws?
I was going to say you need a drink of water.
Because you will by the end of this episode with.
That I'm, I mean, I can. I've said it before, I can piss.
I'll eat you. What's he saying?
I. Think, he said.
He'll eat you. Scoots is just standing there in
complete terror cuz he's already had to deal with two different
goblins and this one's actually trying to communicate, so he
doesn't know what to do with it. He heard somebody burn it with
fire and he's holding his hands up like.
Hold on there. I'm gonna shuffle over to Paul's
corpse and grab some rectum and start chewing on it.
Oh, wow. Maybe we just leave it to eve
him. I know it's not.
Brothels what? Are you?
I can't name is brothels. I hate this.
His name is Muscles. Yeah.
Are you as interpreter now there, Annick?
No, I can kind of. I can kind of get a little
something. You guys are all pretty confused
when he speaks. Like I'm kind of getting
something. I don't know.
How about let's keep on communication to Yes and no?
Great. Like are you going to attack us?
Yes. No.
All right, that's it. I'm out and I'm going out the
door. Agree.
I'm. Going to follow them.
Yeah. Come on, little man.
Yeah. Get over here, twinkle toes, and
I grabbed the skeleton by his. Maybe.
Which one? The golden one.
Twinkle toes, twinkle, twinkle. Well, actually, I don't have to
walk this way, so you might ask me.
Just put his arms behind his head and let you drag him.
I'm going to pop. I'm going to try to pop off a
couple toes with. Sorry, and they're just so
shiny. Yeah, it's probably not good to
eat though. Yeah, I honestly, you're gonna
break some tea. Speaking of my stomach.
Doesn't feel right. Mine does neither, but I don't
care. Do they have Taco Bell in the
dying? I was just thinking that dude.
Well, when all you do is eat human flesh, I think I always
got the shits you got. You have like E coli
perpetually. Ulcers in his throat, somehow
still not dying from it. We leave the doorway.
OK, you guys head back out into the hallway that you know that
looking from your current position, if you were to take
this down and take a left, you would end up back at the cells
on the lower floor. If you were to continue on down
that hall, you would go to the door that you looked in earlier
with the screaming and darkness. It's more like a distant scream,
like something's going on down in there.
That twisting, winding hallway or whatever, yes.
OK. Is there a spot to pull off to
take a break or whatever? Like, is there like, is there
like barrels of water or anything?
Give me a presence test. Just gonna call it standard
test. Yeah, I realized like a good way
for me to do things when you guys ask me if there are things
around is to make you try to find it.
You know what I mean? This is what I do. 17 on the
diet +2 So that's a 19. Yeah.
So you're kind of looking around as you guys are meandering out
of this room and you see back at the concourse, we'll call it the
cells on this floor that there is like a water bucket that's
probably there to just keep the prisoners of water.
It might be it is a barrel, not a bucket, that's a bucket and a
barrel mostly water. Yeah, you do find that.
Okay. I would like to take a break and
try to regain some hit points and drink some water.
Okay doing the kind of in this concourse here where the and now
keep in mind that that that that lava ooze thing that was eating
that guard is at this point completely devoured him and it's
just kind of sitting there in the spot like he's that you
can't even see the guards remains anymore because it's
just so engulfed by this thing and it just kind of sit there
pulsating. That's fine.
I will make it a quick break. Just keeping eye contact on that
thing like it was a bee in the room.
Maybe you should wet your whistle while we're here all.
Right. So I'm going to go up to this
barrel. I'm going to look at both of my
hands knowing that I can't pick up any sort of cup and I'm just
going to face plant right into the barrel and start drinking
some water I. Drink the same way.
You got ice seasonal too. Sometimes most of them just
staring at the sun, which doesn't exist.
You don't actually drink from that barrel, do you?
No, there's one upstairs too. Or upstairs.
Whatever. I I just don't want Scoots to
accidentally drink part of you. No, I get that.
Yeah, that would be gross. I wouldn't wish that.
I don't know. Lift my head out of the barrel.
I don't want that either. And the water here is like, it
doesn't, it doesn't taste fresh, but it doesn't taste bad.
You know, like it's just stagnant.
It's, yeah, It's not like particularly, like vetted.
Is that gonna be like a like a hindrance on the restoring hit
points? No.
I would say that it it pretty much just does enough for you to
successfully do that. OK, I'm gonna roll the D4 then
for the restoring a hit points go for it.
Anybody else wanting to take a rest here, do what you got to do
it as well. Kind of want to open my box of
Locust Three. Do what you want, man.
It's not gonna be as detrimental right now.
I'll wait. I'll wait till it's gonna be
there. I'll.
I'll wait till it really hinders them.
Yeah. That was a three on the die, so
I'm at 4 out of five now. Wonderful.
That's not enough 80 percent. Anybody else need to heal?
I don't think so. No.
I'm gay. All right, mussels.
Is that actually your name? It's.
Brussels, Brussels. Oh, I call them mussels.
Brussels. How would you know?
Yeah, fair enough. I tried.
I literally thought you said that.
OK, what's his hit points 6/6? That's too many.
That's a beefy boy he is. Beef.
Pretty beef. Well really only one of you is
under 6 and that scoots so he's just the anti beast.
So you guys take a little rest. Where you guys headed?
At this point? You do know that if you go back
into the hallway that you came from and take a left, you'd end
the back of the room with the doors.
If you take a right you'll end up at the screaming hall.
We will call it that. You also know that in this room
on the West wall there are three cells, two which are empty.
All furniture is burned out. You see that in the central
central cell of those three there is a guy sitting on his
bunk and just his cell is like charred black.
Just anyone that was mumbling earlier.
Yes, same guy. Yep, he's just he doesn't really
pay you guys any mind as you guys are in here, but he is
there. Again, on the east wall there is
3 cells as well. The central one is where you've
seen bass fly out and you saw in that back wall of that cell
there was a hole. And then of course, to the South
there are three cells as well. The second one looks like it
isn't necessarily a cell, but a hallway.
Just looks like it's in the same place as one, and it does lead
to some kind of room with a glow faint distant light from beyond
it. Right.
We meant it's going to go ahead and walk towards that central
cell with the guy sitting there, OK and.
Sad and lonely. What's the best way out of here?
Through death. That trick.
So yeah, it's not wrong probably.
About, I mean that's how Paul got out, I guess so.
That's. An actual winner here.
He gets up off of his bunk and walks over to the cell, and he
kind of see him a little more in the lightning.
He looks like he's a burn victim.
A heavy, heavy burn victim that's untreated.
How close is he to the bars? He's right at the bars.
They're gonna hold in the bars. I'm gonna grab his hand and try
to eat it. You, like, pulled it back?
You're gonna you're gonna pull? Yeah.
Alright. Give me a strength test.
It's not great. Ohh boy 1818 ohh fuck yeah you
pulled him to the point where he.
Yeah, you pull him to the bars and he's like, he's he's to the
shoulder. His shoulder is up against the
bars in his entire torch. I'm gonna put both feet up onto
the bars and then yank off on the shoulder.
You're gonna yank off his shoulder.
You're gonna try to rip his arm off.
Yeah. Oh my.
Gosh, that 18 strengths. That's, I mean, probably enough,
yeah. Yeah.
So you, yeah, you put your feet up on the you put your feet up
on the bars and they pretty much have them in an arm bar.
And you just feel the shoulders separate and just the charred
flesh rip and you fall back onto the ground with this arm and
he's just screaming bloody. Murder, right?
I drag that off into the corner, into the dark, and I eat.
What is wrong with? This guy, he's a, I don't know,
goblin. The fact that you don't allow
them to follow us in the 1st place is actually fucking
insane. Why do you think I?
Didn't allow him to do it. He just fucking did it.
Why do you think? He's going to get the guard to.
Be To be fair, he kind of fits in to say it.
See, you guys pretty much do the same thing.
I mean, it's not the cruelest way I've seen someone get old,
but I mean, it just kind of sat there and watched.
I mean, it wasn't going to. I mean, who's the real monster?
Yeah. And he needed to.
Die. Can't we get a muzzle for him or
something? Or a leash.
Just see some bee red eyes flash from the dark.
It's pretty good. Are you done eating that?
Burnt. Whatever.
And he's going to keep screaming.
Ours are going to come. We're going to be proper fucked.
We need to get out. Of here we need to we need to
go. Yeah, well, I guess we only have
real one option in the world where we don't want to walk
into. What did you say?
Screaming door. I mean, we already went the
other way. The other way, the hallway, this
hallway here, but will you shut up the other screaming the the
door with the light there? Russell's is going to walk up to
We Met and hold out his hand like a small child.
Yeah, but you want to hold your hand, Yeah.
While I'm very. Apprehensively, like put my hand
down. Don't touch you and.
Then I reach my hand out and put it in his and then hold on and I
keep eating with the other with the.
Other hand. This is kind of adorable in a
weird, sick way. Oh.
My all right, you little murder monster.
Let's go this way. We agreed on yes and no.
He points at you with the arm. I hate that.
Shit. Shit.
Ass. I guess.
I guess we've imprinted on him now.
He's he's ours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's. True, and I'm the weird one you
are. No, you are.
Absolutely. We take a boat.
It's you first. You are the athlete, the weird
uncle in this. No, no does.
That make me cripple. While I have the skeleton's legs
over my shoulders. Yep, weird uncle.
Holy fuck. So you said that there was a
place where a cell would have been that is instead a hall with
light coming out of the far end of it.
Yep. It is not the screaming door.
It is not. That is the one I was talking.
About that is where we would go the screaming door or the
central S thing. Screaming everywhere now.
I mean, that is actually kind of true.
That guy's still screaming in the cell a little bit quieter
after you told him to shut up, though.
So are we going towards the light or are we going towards
the screaming? Either way, we gotta go
somewhere because. Let's go, Yeah, we're gonna go
towards the light. Let's go, Mama Weemit.
Mama weemit. Mama weemit.
Okay.
So you guys head South through this, what would be a cell but
isn't, And screams kind of happen or emit from this floor
as well. You can't escape it.
And that fake disin light as you enter this little hallway,
scoots. Your hands burn out as always as
this weird darkness that you're familiar with.
This the technotronic darkness. I just think if we met, you
know, doing his beat box in the hall that same way.
Yeah, exactly. How do you do that without
limps? That's a great question.
That's all you. Do without vocal cords.
That's an even better question. Anyways.
Or tone. How is the skeleton sentient
anyway? Well, now you're just looking
too far into it. That's what I do.
OK, so And this hallway eventually opens up to a large
room, and you notice small ooblets everywhere in the floor,
this little bottomless shaft also in standing over one of
them with a fishing rod dangling down into it.
A skeleton fishing man. Why are there so many skeletons
here? You see that?
He's got a an imprisoned goblin. He's got a piece of meat
attached to his fishing rod. You this fisherman points at
Brussels. Oh no, you.
It was you. You killed me.
What did I Oh, did you? Is he right?
He probably killed a lot of people.
He might be right. Who knows?
It's up to you. Yeah.
I throw my Bola.
You. You throw your ball at it?
Yes. OK, give me your presence test.
Oh fuck. It's presence.
Yeah, we're throwing, yeah, yeah, but we're for range in
general. Remember when we got that wrong?
OK, well then I got a 15 cuz I have -, 3 to press.
Yeah. So yeah, you throw that and it
wraps around his throat and it just like with the weight of it,
it pulls him down and he just tumbles.
What do you what the sequin flip for?
D2 Damage. Don't worry about that man.
He's dead. You hit him and yeah, with the
weight of the Bola, he just gets throat taken down into one of
the obliquets and you're. Well, if you didn't kill him
before, like your short spot killed him now.
I hope you didn't want that back.
We said yes and no. No.
Exactly. The goblin in the little little
box that he's that he was in, that the fisherman was fucking
with tilts over the side of this of one of these Oubli.
It's not the one he fell in, but it just starts tipping and you
see him like, panicked up against the bars of this thing
I'm. Gonna grab it?
You are? Yeah.
Give me agility test. Okay.
See how quickly you are. Please kill me now, Natural 20.
So this thing is like, you see that this thing has released
from the ground and it is airborne at this point.
It's going down right at the moment that Brussels grabs it
and just whips it back onto the onto the ground.
Can I open it? Yeah, it just you see, like
there's a latch that he couldn't get from inside, apparently.
I unleash my brother. No.
No, no, no, no. No.
Like try and slap his hands away from it.
Kaka no. Kaka women, are you actively
trying to do that? Yeah, we'll give you a Jilly to
test for that as well. Keep it quick enough, OK?
Oh my God, you. Listen to your mother.
That's a nine at the nine, yeah, you're not quite quick enough.
And then the goblin manages to leave his cage, and he wraps his
arms around Brussels and. I suppose he whispers some
really creepy stuff in your ear. What did it sound like, Chris?
Oh yeah, some weird something. Something, if you really want
it. Anything really did.
Just, you know, just no, no. No backdoor stuff?
No. No prison pocket stuff.
We got enough of it. I heard some weird shit about
what happened to my other brothers.
May I approach the bench? Yeah.
Well, yeah, go ahead. I would like to make a companion
today. You want him to be a follower?
Yeah, I also have a goat, by the way.
I forgot I had a goat or. You just wandering on this
place. The goat is nowhere to be found
at the moment. I don't have my Ox either, so
that's very long as I forgot to mention that too.
I also don't have a tenfold. You're also a prisoner down
here, so you don't have probably a lot of the stuff that you
generated to having, but the Bola you did have, you no longer
have because the bullets have just gotten down the hole.
So that was probably the last thing you had besides that arm
about that dude. Being a goblin myself, I'm gonna
try to befriend this one and have him come with me okay.
And as we talk, we sound normal to each other.
I like that. That's really good.
That sounds actually pretty good.
That sounds easier for us to do. Yeah, absolutely.
Give me okay. So determine how successful you
are at this. Give me a reaction role, which
is a 2D6, but we're gonna give it a plus or because of how much
you've done for him, right? You're you're a goblin as well.
That's a +2. You know, you save freedom from
the cage. That's another +2.
I don't know. It makes sense to me.
As they are speaking to each other, we it's going to kind of
look over, etc. I don't know what they're
talking about, but if they start having sex, I'm out.
Put it on the table. My initial reaction was to
agree, but that's part of me that's curious shit.
I'm gonna. Cover my eyes.
No. Yeah, don't do that.
That that probably hurts. Oh God he.
Used to wait, they're on fire Anyways, he has big big third
degree burns on. His face.
They've been there the whole. Time thought that was just
makeup. Yeah, it just burns on burns on
burns. What did you get my guy?
2D6 Adam together? Yep, 5 5 + 4 nine.
So he's almost friendly. Can I omen anything here?
Is this worth spending an omen on?
Yes it is for him. Probably.
I will allow you to just spend an omen to make that help reroll
one. You don't even have to reroll
it. You could just make it the Max
result then cuz you're one under it, which is just helpful.
So I would call that yeah, you successfully recruited this
goblin. How does the fucking?
Homeboy, how does it sound with your normal goblin voice
already, partner? Oh yeah, you already have the
voice. What was it again?
They sound normal when they're talking to each other, remember?
Something you already? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. OK.
Hey, I really appreciate what you've done.
Yeah, no problem, partner. I think I've already offered.
I didn't mention that. I'll pick up some cabbage later.
They don't call me Brussels for nothing.
All right, Brussels. And there are little cabbages I.
Suppose. Yeah.
I'll tell you what, You come
with me. I'll keep you safe.
I've been following these idiots around for like 5 minutes.
They got him as fuck. Really.
Oh yeah, they got, they got, they got the good, they got the
good stuff. Flesh.
Yeah, I just hold that guy's arm off.
They make it so easy. Nice.
Call that fucker. Call him mom.
He'll do anything for it. That's it.
That guy right there, he's like a walking BBQ.
This is the best setup I got. Partner, you stay with me.
We ain't going to have no more problems, you see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Is anyone else uncomfortable with this jitter?
Oh my God, we got to put that thing down one day.
Say the word, I'll burn him to crisp.
Not yet. We might need him.
Fair enough. What else is in this room aside
from? Goblins chittering and everyone
else being really awkwardly standing around.
Well, there was a guy in here and now he's in the hole.
Yeah, it's mostly just like about a dozen of these holes.
Is there doors? Is there a There was the door
that you came in from, but no others.
So we turn around and go to the other doorway.
Before that, what's your What's this goblins name?
I don't know. What's his name?
Jake. Brian All right.
Brian, that's my go to right. I think we have a go to well
it's Paul. But then there's also don't say
the fucking we don't. All right, people, all right.
There was a Paul already. I'm.
I forget him already. So easily fucking forget it was
2 weeks ago. Oh shit, someone's fucking
screamed or then? At least this guy's dead.
Dude, you have a chance. Yeah.
Yeah, he's dead now. Yeah, he has bled out from the
missing arm. Yeah, come on little guy
grabbing the the gob Brussels hand and just break your
boyfriend to. Brian grabs my other free hand
and we we just like two kids chain after we met and then
Brian offers his other hand to Cedric.
Yeah. That dad, right?
Yes, sure is. Call him Dad.
I don't know about that one. Then he's a little, he's a
little off kilter, but he acts like a dad.
Not me. Don't touch me.
The oldest hands up to you. No.
No, don't let him touch. You know you might get
affection. I ain't letting either of them
touch me. Twinkle toes.
Keep an eye on these two. He's just doing the the grabby
hand like you're getting impatient.
But. That's gross yoke.
Stick that in your fucking pants or something and leave me the
fuck alone, you little weirdo. What's the likelihood that you
think you're gonna light this scream tunnel up?
Are his hands out? Am I reignited?
You guys leave this hallway or this Ubiette room?
Yeah, we're making our way to the screen.
As you get back out into the concourse with the cells, they
do ignite again and you guys head down to the screaming door.
You open it, you don't hear any screaming, but the deafening
silence, It feels like previous screens don't really leave it,
you know what I mean? There's just this constant echo,
but as you enter this room, you're expecting your hands to
go out, but they don't. And that you, if you look around
to those geodes, it's darned in here.
You do see, though, in this hallway, and it's you guys turn
around this left corner and you see that the hallway goes on
quite a ways. It's dark in here, except for
the light that you're emitting, of course, which is torch light,
essentially. So that's pretty much light.
You see 8 fat moose statues standing in the hallway, 4 on
each side, one of which has its head on backwards.
But before those, you see that there are about 3 cells on each
wall. And you notice on the right, on
the right side of this, as you're looking down it, the
first of those three cells is a lot bigger.
And if the door for it is, it's not a bar door like the other
two, it's more like an iron door.
Whereas on the other side, across from those two bar door
cells, 2 identical cells with the same identical doors.
But down further past that one, on the left another cell with a
a wider bar door, there's like a weird candlelight flickering
from from within it. You can see beyond that.
It's a little hard to tell due to the the light, but you can
see that there are two doors, one on the left wall and one on
the right wall. All right, pick your poison.
OK, that thing's creepy. Do we see anything in these
cells? So as you walk down this hall
past these cells that first door on the right, the big one, the
metal one you can't see into pass it obviously.
But the two cells that you see past that each of them has a
prisoner in it, and the ones on the left side, you see that one
of them has a dead body in it and it's as you walk past it you
double take at it cuz you see using corpses obviously.
You look at it, you're like, oh it's corpse, no big deal, but
you double take at it as you know it doesn't have a fucking
face, just faceless. The other is empty.
Little little boy, hungry and like patting Brussels on the
head. I lick my entire face.
It's just one big tongue, yes. I just like shove them towards
the. The body is.
You do that to you, you're pretty small, right?
So I gotta imagine. I'm gonna knuckle drag my way
over there. OK, so you you clang up against
the bars of that cell with the the faceless corpse in it and
the one next to it, that one that is empty.
The door swings open from like the impact of you doing that.
Does it now? It does Also.
Beyond that, you do see that that the wider door with the
candlelight. You guys probably aren't quite
to that yet, but it is very close.
Go check out that that their door that just opened up.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna see what kind of grits I got going on
over here. You're gonna you come in
afterwards, right? Yeah, I'll be right there.
We do that thing here, yeah. Just go fucking.
No. Check it out.
Alrighty I will. And he wanders into that open
cell door, and the door slams shut behind him.
God, nobody for like 3-3 fucking Mans making shit all weird.
You see him turn around, he's freaking out like I was monkey.
Totally. No one else got to go for.
But whatever took him out and you see that he's like, yeah,
that door closed behind him and he's stuck.
He's in that cage. What'd you do?
It's locked. It closed behind me.
Can I open? Do you do it?
You try. You like?
Yeah. This thing looks like it's
locked again. Well, you're useless now, and I
reach out and strangle them. Oh man, get a strength test.
And I'm not gonna call it a 14, I'm gonna call it a 12.
Because where he is and what you didn't expect it, it's always
about when I click against him. I use a Norman.
You gotta be kidding me. How?
Yummy, you have. So this is my last Oman.
I'll bring it up to 12 so I can fucking murder this.
You got it? Yeah.
So you do you like your hands
around his throat? You tell me about it.
Oh, as I'm strangling them, yeah, I feel like.
I feel like he's still able to breathe and just just died.
God you can't be fucking around. You just steal all my grits and
God damn it, I feel like we're even after this.
Yeah, yeah, OK. But there we go.
Any silent. All right, Come with my own.
Brother. All right.
Let me do. I want to check his keys to real
quick. Oh my God.
I go to DAP up a nook for that and then I'm like no, no, no.
Let's do it. He's an asshole.
All right, fine. OK, I I think we need to
continue to find stuff for this little thing to murder.
Otherwise, he's gonna start targeting us.
That's not a bad idea. That makes sense.
The the room with the candlelight, Yes.
Can I walk towards that and see what's going on with that one
while he's strangling Brian? So Scoots, taking the candle
torchlight with him, walks up to this, the cell.
And you see on the inside the walls are filled with bloody
scrawlings, like it's been written on with blood.
You see this candle which is constantly burning.
But you also see a man in a in a robe in a long red robes, long
correctly black and white hair that hangs down to his waist.
You see what was his bed and in the in his cell has been made
into some kind of makeshift altar and he's got some.
Remember that little, what do we call them?
The little put, you know, from the, the one that turned into
the goblin that you guys saw. Remind.
A little Murloch creature, Yeah, that thing you see one of those,
like recently sacrificed on this altar, and you see blood kind of
still running down from the body, and he turns to you
little. Bright one.
A little creepy one. What brings you here?
What did he say? He he said.
Hello, bright one. I'm I'm assuming that's me I
probably the smartest one around here, so that makes sense.
Remains to be seen. I squinted.
We all squint out. Yeah, I.
Don't know what you guys are talking about.
You all squint? Yeah, yeah.
I I don't know how we met Squints.
Yeah. That's a very.
Point squint to me so. I think half of these reactions
are just like misinterpreted 'cause you can't fully do it.
Like how far as eyes bulge out. Yeah, yeah, It's like, are you
what do you? I'm trying to get out of here.
Do you know how to get out of here?
No, of course not. If I did, would I still be here?
I don't. That's a good question.
There's quite a few people we've seen in here that just that have
been in here forever and either know how to get out and don't
care, or don't know how to get out and don't care.
We're talking about a nuke flagger.
Yeah, that's weirdo. Yeah, he's right here.
Hey, 2 Volt. What?
Yeah, it's 2 Volt. The red.
You haven't heard of this guy or?
No. No.
No, he was a former priest of the letter.
What of? But he murdered about a dozen
people one night. That's fucking weak numbers.
Yep, Yep. No, I agree.
He claims to have been possessed by a devil.
Which he then nods. Not a claim.
No, I guess he he can he can lift curses something.
You think I'm the only one here with a complex back story?
Oh. No, just what you hear say,
really. Could he make me potent?
Could make you a fucking person. Maybe I.
Was gonna say like isn't the the mutated goblin like a goblin
curse? Yeah.
That is true. That is true.
All right, so. You don't know how to get out of
here. You look at, you get out of
here. I mean, I could.
I want him so. Separate personal question.
Bright one and bright Lord aren't interchangeable, are
they? I don't know what you're
talking. About beautiful.
That's all I needed to know. You mean the sun?
No, no, no, yes but no. Didn't clarify thing.
It's not for you. I don't give a shit about your
opinion of it. That was for me.
Nod so, like like we've. Killed a bunch of ones that kind
of look like this one, but this one's, I don't know, He's a
little more coherent than the ones we did, which means he
might be savable. Is there any way that you could
release this curse on him? And maybe we can strike a deal
to get you out of here so you can murder more people or
whatever. I don't know.
Yeah, you need to get your numbers.
I agree with that. Yes, 12 and one night.
Jeez. No.
This one's already at 2:00 today.
I mean today, today. Yeah, in like, the last five
minutes. Honestly, Yeah, that's.
And then I'm gonna, I'm gonna look back at Brussels and it was
like, do you want to become a real person again?
Oh God, put it down. God, I have.
I don't know what you said, so I'm gonna assume yes, because.
Never, actually. Showed up.
I gotta make you a real boy and, like, start petting his head.
I hate him too now. Yeah, I hate him both.
Please please, if this is a role, make sure that it
succeeds. Oh, let it be detrimental as
fuck if it doesn't. Like that, Yeah.
I want to be crippled at the most.
I love this character. He can befriend all the goblins.
Honestly. It doesn't.
And then betray him. Yeah, that was that was that was
dark. The club brother will make it
through this like I'm cute. That was a quick I love quicker
kisses on the forward as he falls.
Oh, that. What?
Ah, damn it, I missed it. Fuck.
And keep that in your mental pocket.
Your brain. Your head pocket, not your
prison pocket. I'm gonna.
I'll scuttle up to this. Weird fake profit dude.
And. Don't say fake.
You lay my forehead across his palms.
He needs. He backs up from the bars
because he's he's again, he's behind bars.
I just stumbled my face into the bars.
Yuck. I'm gonna slowly reach out with
my fucking handicapped looking weird ass arms.
They're all mutated and that's like it's a mutated genes.
That's why I want to get better as this too.
Why am I looking at that thing? I'm gonna look at these toes
over here. You don't like my toes?
Just no. God no.
Look at those idiots. I don't know what I can do to
help you, but I guarantee you that I can't do it here.
And put them down that you'll help him a lot.
Man, that was probably true though.
Damn it. You helped me.
Can I rip this door off? With a strength test trying to
rip the door off, I'm calling that an 18, almost 2 feet tall.
What could go wrong? He rolls a natural one.
He breaks his. Race.
Yeah, for real. He like, grabs these bars and
you see him straining so hard and like, you're like shitting
himself a little. And he he just pops both
shoulders on the plays and bulls like, like disconnected almost.
They're just laying limp on his body like he.
Completely. Disconnected the shoulders.
That one I recognized. What did you say?
He said he wanted to be put down.
Well, this has been fun. You can't help him in here.
I don't know about letting you out.
He's fucking. Done.
All clear. Points I'm going to walk away.
My stomach's upset. What is it you actually need to
remove? Curses.
A lot of things depending on the curse, and foremost I need my
books. From where?
Way up there. Points, you know, up Like
heaven. Not that far.
Either way, I think it's time for a break.
Welcome back to Flail to the Face.
You guys were just talking to Toad?
How about I got calmed down? Hold on.
This has happened so many times. Yeah, I know.
I was like, bumpassing. So you guys are face to face
with 2 Volt the red, not entirely sure if you're going to
be releasing him or not, and that's kind of where we're at.
What's on the other side of this hallway?
In the other cells? Anything.
The other cells, you saw again that there was those two cells
with a people in them, correct? Yes.
A prisoner in each of those two cells.
And then there was that iron door that hid something.
You're not too sure what's behind it.
It looks like it could be another cell.
Maybe it's a Max security cell. Judging by its location and the
door, you're not too sure what it is.
So it's a big solid iron door. Yeah, Yep, Yep.
Yeah, so, so we've it's going to point back and like ask the the
red guy. So what happened to their faces?
I no idea. Nothing great though if it's not
there. So it happened before they were
put in here. Oh, I.
I have a question. I got kind of an upset stomach
ever since this thing came along.
You got any antacids or something roll aids around here?
Yeah. I got to use some of those two,
some of those two actually. So would you guys need a
bathroom something? When was the last time you seen
the guard come through here? What day of the week is it?
I don't know earlier today and that's.
Concept of time. Asking a question and it's like
not for the part of the answer. I think it's any relevant
question. I know you said that these these
guards came by like twice a day. Sometimes, yeah, I think.
I don't know why. Alright, well.
Right, the. Reason I'm asked is I don't want
to catch out for many of these guards.
I want to get the fuck out of here.
Well, that was useful. What about them tomes?
All I thought was this Pepto Bismol.
Oh, thank you. That might be nice, actually.
You see it? It's just a dried bottle of
blood. Oh, I'll spit in it.
Just shaking around so you guys letting me out or what?
No, I don't think so. We got enough of your MPC's
around here. We got fair enough.
He's still, he's still gotta put his numbers up though.
He doesn't really get a chance in due time.
Fuck. Alright then.
Hang out in here. Our fucking lobby.
Done. And I.
Start heading up the fucking. Stick up the rest of the way.
OK, Yeah. So again, yeah, there is that
iron door. There is also again at the end
of this hallway, there were two doors, one on the east and one
on the West wall, both wooden doors.
And that's that is it. Either side of the iron doors,
is it like the stone walls or whatever.
Yep, Yep. Hey, hey, Cedric Balthazar, you
want to poke your head in there, see what's going on?
I see what you're saying. Firstly, that's general to you.
Lieutenant, Corporal, whatever. I don't care.
Poke your goofy head in there, see what's going on.
What the fuck? OK, fine.
Please and thank you, sorry me without my manners.
I mean you over Ghost. I mean look at this.
I put my hand right through it sometimes.
And you? Just slap me around.
I can't move through flesh today.
Yeah. Yeah, just slap it in the.
I'm sorry about that. Those bleeds a little.
I forgot you got blowed. Is that I just?
Keep my eyes on them while I walk into the wall and then I'll
poke my head. You see the?
Video style through the fucking wall.
This room is dark, and it's filled with bones and neatly the
smell of death and decay, invades or nostrils.
You see just bodies in various stages of decomposition.
It looks like they were dropped here.
Then you see in the ceiling that is the case.
There's a hole in the ceiling. And yeah, his clear bodies have
been drops in here. Hello you.
See a rustling amongst the corpses as you speak, you see a
dog head pop up. Then you see another dog's head
pop up. And another one.
Name's DJ Khaled.
And then you see that those heads, they rise up out of the
body pit. And you notice that they are not
for individual dogs. It just starts barking.
It's one terrible corpse hound thing.
As you see, it's got eight legs and 12 human arms.
What the fuck? Just like almost like a
centipede with dog head. Back back up.
And the rest of you out in the hall, you hear this like.
This cacophony of barks just through the door.
I think he pissed them off. I don't know what it was, but I
don't. Doesn't sound like I want to be
in there, so. I come up the wall.
I really think I pissed them off.
I'm assuming you don't want to be in there let's and there was
another iron door on the other side you.
Said. There's two wooden doors on the
North End of this hallway. So we should go in that door, No
with the barks. Be my guest.
You know what? After you don't.
Don't let me stop you. I mean, I opened up and send the
thing with broken arms through there.
I'm gonna can't my head at him. I hate the way he looks at me.
We should, we should probably do something about that.
I'm gonna try and like, get his arms back in the socket.
Oh no, don't, don't, don't leave it the way it is.
Lethal weapons. It'll be easier to put it down.
Later. Yeah, it's not that hard.
Give me a strength test DR8. It's not that.
I'm going to tell you now. It's not going to feel good, the
little one. That's a 15.
Oh yeah, you popped it right back into place and it it hurt,
but like you, you feel you got your movement back in it again.
That's adorable. No.
It's good. Mama's always make it better.
I wonder what he's saying inside his head.
You want to make Mama proud? Go on through that door.
Did. You show me what you got.
Did you do to both of them or just the one?
I could do both. I do again, Yeah.
Just. Leave him with one.
Sloppy arm. You're half better.
That's a pore. Oh yeah.
That's great. That's why I wanted you to roll
it separately, just in case it gets.
Bad. It's like, yeah.
So you try to pop it into place and you managed to like,
fracture the humorous. Wait, I have Stony skin.
Does this help me? You have ropey ropey.
No. I have Stony skin.
I have Ropey and Stony skin Ropey.
And Stony wow, what does it do? What's a rope Stone?
The Stony skin is like the next tier up.
Oh yeah, so I have D4 armor with with no.
OK, I will say that like then, yeah the the bone broke but it
didn't cause any HP dam a fair. Or do you want the opposite?
Oh yeah, you can have the opposite where like you have no
real functional. Have a floppy arms.
OK, Yeah. It's a bit the humorous is
broken, right. So that's your upper arm,
that's. So this it's not an easy one to
begs. That weird angles.
OK, it probably hurts like crazy too as it like as it does.
I mean, to be fair, the shoulder is is re socketed, so that's
nice, but the bone broke in the process.
We have two elbows to begin with.
Sure thing, I'll do. Oh my God.
The goblin thing. From our example here, and I
point at Weemit, you can see that you have shoulder in the
elbow, the wrist. And the spare.
Elbow Knock his hand away. Ankle blows connected to the
knee bone, right? Wait, I don't think so.
Well, I mean, but you know, except 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon,
you know, directly. I'll open the door.
Let's go. Who was that?
While they're talking about the Bacons.
You opening what door? Mom sent me through a door.
Which did you send through the iron door where the barking was?
No, the no, no, I was one of the ones up north back, yeah, one of
the up north ones. Are you going to the West one or
the E 1 W 1 W one? Okay.
Nice, I mean. Who knows you, Brussels?
Make Mama proud. You pop open into this room and
you see this room is small and square.
There's a magical buzz in the air, like the fluorescent lights
are going out. Not that there are any, but
that's sound. And in the middle of the room
you see a capstan, which is one of those.
It's like a pedestal with handles that you guys can turn
like. Everything in the anchor on a
ship. One of those things, I don't
know if they're called that on a ship.
Or calling them the. Cracking yeah, yeah.
Right. Yeah.
And that's it.
That's safe you. Does anybody understand?
No, I don't care. And what did he say?
I. Think you said it's safe?
Yeah, I got that right. I kind of guessed.
I'm. Gonna grab this thing while I'm
in here and try to maneuver it. OK, so you start pushing on it.
One of these handles, cuz you know what, you guys get the
accurate. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
You're pushing this thing and you like you can start.
It starts to move a little bit, but it's like it's requiring a
little more pressure than you can give it.
You could obviously do it, but like it's gonna take you
forever. But you notice to that like the
floor in the room, it starts to like split a little bit as
you're doing this. Use your other arm.
What are you fucking like? I plot.
My one arm and then. I plot my broken arm up there
and grab on the best I can it just.
Hurts like crazy as it hits it and like you feel like your
broken bones kind of scrape against each other.
Is this made of wood or is it made of like stone or metal or
anything? Good call.
I want to say it's metal. What about the floor?
Stone. OK.
Not natural. So you can do push ups and you
can help with this thing. Oh, it has to be natural stone,
doesn't it? OK, so it's.
It's like the rough hewn brickwork that you're seeing is
all through this. Place seeing Brussels starting
to push it with this gimpy arm, I'm gonna go to one of the other
ones opposed to him. So as I'm pushing on it with my
hands, it's gonna, it's not gonna conduct all the heat down
through the thing. That's smart as well.
OK. So yeah, you with the aid of
Scoots, you 2 managed to push this thing around a few times
and you see as you're doing it, the floor is splitting on the
far end of the room. It's like half of it is going
up. Creating a staircase going up
and the rest of it is going down, Creating the staircase
going down. So as we're pushing it, do we
feel like it's locking in place or do we feel if is gonna spin?
That's a great question. As you know, as you're wondering
this, you're kind of testing that idea by letting off of it,
seeing if it kind of gives you some resistance back, and it
doesn't seem to. So you can even assume that if
you were to walk away from it, it would stay in the position
you left it in. That's a good question, though
important. You let go when it just starts
bringing back and that's what it does.
I don't know by the way, thanks for everyone's help doing this,
but uh, looks like we've got. He's got it.
You got it. You're more than welcome.
I'm just staring at these golden toes.
Why support? I mean, look at them.
They're beautiful. He's like, the Nook is right
there to like right up in there, like looking at these as well.
He's like, really? They're great.
They really are, yeah. No, that's really nice.
The craftsmanship, I think, or development.
I'm not sure how it was made. I don't know how he's just
silently taking this. I think he's sleeping.
His eyes are closed. Restless baby.
I look at the stairway cuz. I'm done with.
These guys talking about this, What about the stairway?
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you see that one goes up
and the other one goes down. That's about all you can really
tell by looking at it are. We doubling down on this or are
we gonna check the other door too?
I mean, I'll go with you while they pushing this.
It seems like it's gonna take a while.
They're already done. They're not even pushing it
anymore. They left it.
Go take a little. I was sitting there staring at
you guys talk about toe beans or whatever the hell you're.
Doing those are way too. Cute golden golden toe beans.
Golden toe beans, sorry. Should we go?
Well, take a little peeksy quick.
Might as well. I'm gonna go crack the other
door open, you know. It looks like we have options
now. Crack the other door open.
Yep. OK You peek into it and you see
it's stuffy. It smells of piss and bad habits
in here. With that what you will, you see
that there are mutilated mannequins spread out throughout
the room. On the far end you see a small
desk with some kind of mass on top of it with a sheet over it.
You also see in the middle of the room a red velour carpet on
the floor and a full-sized mirror.
Well, that doesn't seem like a problem.
Go check out whatever that is. Nah, I'm good.
I forget that. Yeah.
I forget that. I'll take a look around this
room. You're going in there, Yeah, OK.
You like shiny as you're walking around too.
You you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you
kind of double take at it because all you see is a
skeleton of yourself. And you do see that you're
you're arm bone because you can see it now as if it's an X-ray
and it looks fucking broken. Like it's It feels bad, but it
looks worse. Mom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We keep checking it out.
Go make Daddy pound. So we just close the door and go
upstairs. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, let's go. Maybe I want to see what else is
happening. I mean, we can leave quietly.
He never has to know. He has to close the door behind
him quietly, like he doesn't hear it.
I'm gonna continue to shuffle around this room diggling
through some stuff. You can see some stuff, OK, So
you do see that on that desk there is something underneath, a
cloth of some sort. It's kind of.
I smell it. Smell it.
It smells. Smelly.
No, I was. Gonna say that.
Actually, give me a D20, OK? I'll say, Evan.
OK, you can as you smell this thing, it smells like dead
flesh. I like Flash.
Yeah, that's true. I opened up the curtain.
You pull that thing up and you see a mask.
It looks like somebody's face. It's flayed off of whatever it
will. Obviously a skull, but it
wasn't. It's not there anymore anyway.
Skin Flayed Necromancer mask, Actually by Johan nor.
So. Hey, this is third party only.
Come on. Yeah, get out of here.
The wearer can summon a skeleton to join them on their quest.
We. Don't need any more.
Fucking skeletons. Yeah right though, after four
skeletons have been controlled, you start hearing their thoughts
slowly growing insane. After eight, it's too late.
Rip the mask off your skin and suffer D8 damage.
Oh fuck. It's a suicide.
So I would say that like to summon a skeleton, spend the
power while wearing it. I eat the mask.
You can eat it. I eat the mask.
Give me a toughness test. We're going to call that Dr.
You're a goblin. DR12 Normal.
That's a three. That's a three.
You to this thing. It tastes rancid.
It tastes turned. It tastes like, you know, you've
been a lot of dead shit, a lot of stuff you probably shouldn't
have, and this is probably one of the sickest things you've
ever eaten. But you stomach it and you
become infected. You too, huh?
We're all done tomorrow. Goblins become infected.
You can. You're a mutated goblin.
The rules are different, but yeah, I think they can do.
Like half goblin. Yeah, the half of you that's not
goblin is the infected half. But you're not half infected.
So don't approach the branch. The branch.
The branch All right. I shuffle over the room,
vomiting every couple of steps for a while.
Not good. Oh wait, I got that one.
All right, fuck it. Let's go upstairs then.
You got the head upstairs? Yeah, OK.
Hopefully that'll kill this one. Kill this one.
The goblin. It might kill him.
I'm hoping so. Everybody get it, OK.
I hear you. OK, good.
Not armed great of. And I clench my teeth together.
I didn't get that one. Let's go there.
All right, upstairs then. I don't know what this little
creepy guy's saying, but let's go.
Yep, we'll send him first. So you guys go up the stairs,
you come to a door, you obviously go through the door, I
assume, and you end up in a long hallway and you see that there
are six large mirrors lining this hallway, stone flooring as
you guys walk through your echoes with each step.
You guys do. It's kind of eerie without the
screens. You see to that this hallway,
you guys, you guys are going north.
You guys probably wouldn't realize that, but you are going
north and you see that the at the end of the hallway it hooks
to the left going West. Are there any of those geodes in
this hallway? No, no, your flames are on as
they have been for a while. Perfect.
Are the mirrors, are they covered or they just they are
uncovered? OK.
Are you looking into them? I mean, I would, yeah, sure.
We we've been going to go ahead and look into one like, OK so.
I'm just dry balling toes walk. As you guys walk through here,
you guys look into these mirrors as you.
The second one, though, is the first mirror.
You see your reflection. It's nothing new.
Yeah, one across the hall, same concept.
You continue on down and you see into this one.
What you're seeing is not what's happening.
So like Brussels, as you look into this mirror, you see
yourself in pieces. Like, you know that you're
standing there, but what you see is you completely dismembered
it, laying in a pile on the floor.
Cool, Fisk, you you go by and you see that you're you're not
looking. No, God, no.
You're all how. Can you when you looking at
these? We meant look good, OK, we you
you see like you don't see yourself standing there.
We met this pile of skeleton you see, just a a pile of bone dust
on the ground, but it's got your eyeballs like besting on top of
it. Or that.
That's unsettling, scoots. You said you were looking.
Yes, I was. You see yourself charred to a
crisp like you look like a blackened skeleton.
All the burning that you've accumulated over the years
finally took its toll and burned you to a husk of a man.
Cedric, you do. You look in there, Cedric, you
look in the mirror and you don't even see yourself.
Shit, I've turned into a man like a nook locks up.
Here were you guys, you look that Fisk.
What? What?
What did you see there? I.
Don't want to talk about it. It was I'm.
Going to beak over. You just looked in the first
mirror. Oh yeah, you're right, it did.
It was really bad. Oh God, what's in this next one?
And he collapses. Just faint.
I want to see what he's. I kind of want to see what he's
looking at. Take a peek.
You go in there, you don't see yourself, but what you do see is
like this platter, this, like this grand banquet, and it's all
like your own body parts. You recognize your own penis.
Man, that looks awful. His ass cheeks are sitting up
there with his head planted next to it in an apple.
In his mouth. Yeah.
In the butt cheeks, Yeah. Yep.
Yeah, right in the butt cheeks. That's pretty.
Good stuff. I don't know why he was
screaming. Look good.
He sees his own death and he's like, Oh yeah, that's what's up.
Yeah, I can't wait. I can only hope.
Well, you guys continue to keep going down and you see how
that's keep going. The third mirror is is hazy,
like if you can't see a reflection in it.
I'm going to, I'm, I'm going to try and drag the maggot man.
Since he fell over, yeah, he's he's out.
He's out. He's he's unconscious.
I'll grab a leg and. Let him grab the leg his.
Toes are coming out. No, no, no.
I'm just saying as you see them too, like, you know that even
though you're saying that, you know, they're not like they're
megady. His toenails are like a good
footlong. Better than those.
The ones over there. God laid those goblin toes.
Yuck. That's.
Yeah, that's the line you draw. So that third set of mirrors,
cuz I don't wanna talk about Nick's toes anymore, right?
Is it like a film on the mirror or is it just like a haze
reflection in the mirror, right? It's it looks dirty.
It's not so much that like it's reflecting haze, it's that like
it's just filthy. Touch it.
I will wipe the haze or wipe the film off of the face of the
mirror quick, because I don't want to melt the glass.
Yeah, OK, You do that, and the glass shatters as you do that.
Oh, gosh. And you see that this was not a
mirror as much as a well, it might have been a mirror, but
there's a room on the other side.
You see, as you look through that, this hole that you've now
made, you see a red velour carpet on the room in on the
floor, covered in vomit and a bunch of mutilated mannequins
and the smell of, well, vomit. I've already seen this room.
I understand and. Then I walk away just like I
was. Continued down the hallway.
OK or. Or was the the mirror?
On the opposite, there is like in this room, the mirrors were
lining. Like, yeah, yeah, there were
three on each. The ones that ones that were
notable were the only ones notable.
The rest all gave normal mirrors.
OK. So it was just the one that
showed you guys the the whatever that was and the one that broke
and that was the only two that were different from the rest.
I want to smash the mirror. You want to smash a mirror?
Just a random one. Yeah, and bad luck.
You know, He smashes it and it shatters.
There's nothing behind it but the Stonewall and the frame that
it was in. You feel good?
About that, yeah. I feel great and honestly, yeah.
Can we move on now? It's worth the shot, you know.
Everyone was thinking it. He just acted on it.
That's good. I'm just the best of all of us.
I guess we said that, should have said that, should have said
that. Was there a door at the end of
the hallway? Yep.
As you guys get past these
mirrors, there's that quick hook to the left and you see around
that corner. A door.
Hey, before we go in there, Yeah.
I don't know if you guys remember what happened to my
hand, but I really feel like it looks infected.
Hey everybody, Kevin at the end of the episode to let you know
that this episode featured the adventure Trapped within by our
good friend Philip Jensen, with Levi playing this Baskin the
cannibal cook by the ex Liberus Morkborg archivist himself, Ian
Graytide Long Thomas playing Weemit, the catacomb St. created
by Makuti myself. Playing Scoots the Scorched
Bedlamite. Written by Full Frontal, Phil
Jensen and Ian tortured daddy Servoss, Jake playing Brussels,
the Mutated goblin created by Heck, and Viv and Nate playing.
General Cedric Balts Czar, The Betrayed Phantom by Sasha Death
of the Eldridge Tomb. Links to all these awesome third
party creations and their corresponding Ex Liberus
morkport entries can be found in the description accompanying
this episode along with a link to our flip of the face.
Episode 3 Companion Brian the Goblin.
Thanks for listening. Yeah, I hate it.
At least it doesn't look like it from our end.
It's like you're staring at Levi's shirt.
Yeah, you're. Real intent on this chest hair.
It's yeah, fuck, I don't blame him anyway.
Unleash the flail, I want to say every time I feel like we recall
my penis. The flail.
It's all spiking on a chain. Yeah, I've been.
We got a chain hanging from it and now you got.
Something else going on there, brother?
Yeah, just get that checked out. I'm sure there's a topical cream
at least. Yeah, Rugos ball, Ball let.
Me let me Yeah, I got a colon mitten.
Or whatever. You guys were calling their
gloves earlier, right? A colon chopper Colon chopper.
That's something else. So you call your No.
What do you call? What do you call it?
Nothing. Move on.
I can see we met in the background with his hand over
his forehead. Yeah, just like he's.
Like I want to go back into the cell and just serve my time.
Can I just sweep through this? Oh, that's a picture of the
lion. Or the Tiger King.
Like Joe Exotic. Yeah, it's obvious.
Who doesn't have 1000 pictures of Joe Exotic on their phone?
Me. I use research.
All right, missing out. Rude.
No, he was pretty prolapsed from all the fisting that Fist did.
Honestly so? Yeah, those boots didn't come
out easy. No, they definitely pulled
things out. That's terrified Easy.
Column Yeah, gobble that. Was really that was your goal
for it was like a Gollum, I think.
Oh. I wish you did.
I just don't know how goblins would talk.
We already got another guy like that.
Gripped. Wow.
Anyways carry him like C3PO. Yeah, side down.
I drew the Chewbacca. He's watching my back, all
right. So many impressions.
I have a lot of free time on my hands.
Who's that? I don't know.
Someone's pinging it. Wasn't me.
It wasn't me. So they're coming in the shower
wasn't me. You know Kevin Bacon, too.
Never doesn't everybody at least by 6 degrees, yeah.
Yeah, I heard the only two that aren't are the Pope and Hitler.