Greeting scum. Welcome back to Flail to the
Face. Thank you all for joining us
this evening, or this morning or whenever you might be tuning in
to listen to this episode. My name is Walt and I can't
sleep because the clowns will eat me if I do.
And I'll be RGM again tonight as we continue playing Swedish
Grandpa game. Everybody snap.
I can't snap. I'm joined by the usual cast.
Levi, would you be a little Lammy bird and introduce
yourself first? You hello.
I'm Levi. I'm the Lammy bird.
I'm Thomas playing Quill Knock. Hi, I'm Kevin and I'm playing
Tommy. This is the reason.
I missed a memo. I'm Jacob.
That's all I got. What the fuck?
I'm Nate and I play Screech. It's delightful to see you all
again. Now, before we continue, there's
just one thing that I like to add.
All right, so when we left off, you had escaped out the bottom
of the dusk Funnel and found your way into a little temple
complex where there was a fountain of black water and a
bunch of weird dead guys and some tents and incense room and
a banquet table full of what used to be food.
And at the far end of that, when we ended, Sasha had just gone
into another very richly decorated room with a big
curtained alcove at the far end and a long gangly arm had
dropped out. And I believe Tommy and Svend
were on their way in after Sasha.
Maybe screech too. Pretty sure we're all on our way
in there for that. I don't remember where Kool
Knock was. I would have been following
along behind Svend like I was just tired of like towing him
along but still got to make sure he stays out of trouble.
That's very nice of you. So yeah, I guess everyone is in
the room or entering the room adjacent to the room.
I'm in the room. Room curious.
Are you still pissed at? Us, though A. 100%.
Yeah, fuck. Did what?
I'm going to pick up Spin and just throw him at Sasha.
Oh catcher don't grab spin like that, what the fuck is going on?
Honey, just eat them. Where are you eating?
At Sasha. I'm not sure who should be
making the attack roll there. I think they're going to argue
that it's a strength check because I'm just hurling it at.
It I'm definitely trying not to be thrown.
I'm a little. I'm going to throw a hit, man.
Contested strength check for me to check them.
Oh shoot fuck is happening. I don't have any dice.
You're daring to fly. I'm using an omen.
What? Do you mean?
Don't even think I have those. Out of 19.
Jesus. All right.
You eat this little old goblin God.
You're just. It's get her.
Yeah, what do you mean get her spin as?
Fucks do. You dodge me.
I I don't know. I'm on my little pig, so my
pig's just running around, OK? You love that pig?
Yeah. Did he give you the pig?
I'm on the pig. I thought you claimed the pig.
It was AGTA scenario it. Was Thomas give me a ranged
attack, Levi give me a defence? That's a one.
Oh, spin will break it for. Sure.
What the fuck, guys? I got an 11.
I mean, I think you're I. Think I'm good?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tommy and Screech are just standing at the
door. Like what?
Really. What the fuck just happened?
You have a point of order. On the floor.
So since it's a natural one, I'm going to go ahead and it is
basically Quill not grabbing spin, pulling him overhead, but
as he like goes to like Chuck him at Sasha, I lose my balance
and then I just fall underneath spin in just like a big collapse
pile. Do you want to do a damage roll
or just just straight one? Time.
That's like, I don't know, dropping a sack of potatoes,
it's not going to hurt you that badly.
But it hits me in the nose so I'm going to say a point of
damage then at. Least.
If you really want to take that point of damage, be my guest.
Yes, I actually injured myself. How many points of damage can
you take spin? No.
And I, and I'm trying to argue that you're falling on me.
You're not damaging yourself. Oh no.
Just. Fucking I'm taking the damage
but. Nobody had any respect for you
anyway. Spin's going to dust off his
fucking weird cloth and give him two fingers and walk off the
fucking kids picking up Spin every left and right pick.
No goddamn spins. Is there light in this cave?
Yeah, yeah. Every room you've been in is
illuminated, including this one. There's some standing torches on
either side of this alcove. Do we see the hand that was
reaching down to? OK, The old guy wanders in
behind you. Hey.
What's going on in here? I heard yelling.
Yes, Finn was supposed to try and catch this this pig rider
over here but doesn't want to be a team player.
Or you just pick me up and throw.
What do you mean? Yay player?
You know what? I'm going to take my my weird
fucking what the hell is it? That weird.
Stick. Yeah, it's like this.
Stick and I'm going to try to trip.
This pig. As it runs by me.
What have I picked to do to? You I just.
You know, stick a stick, a stick in the the small.
You know, possibly think you could act indicted the air like
fucking what the fuck did I do? I don't know everything.
I'm going to call that agility DR16.
It's hard to trip something with four legs.
All right, well, I'm, I'm two doses high.
One dose high. One dose.
Yeah, you have one dose left. Does that give?
Plus plus to my agility. You just gained an extra D4 HP.
That's all. Oh fuck, I don't trick this pig.
Oh wait, no, there is an additional thing.
You get plus one to strength and agility stacking each time.
I tell you, I fucked this pig up.
You can't walk no more. I get to roll 2.
Give me the. Fuck not that pig.
Yeah, but I'm on the pig and this pig never did anything to
you. So if anything, that's an
agility to just stay on the pig. I don't know why we're.
Stopping. This young boy, but.
Doesn't mean anything. As these Looney Tunes are doing
whatever the fuck they're doing, Tommy is going to run over to
the dangling hand and RIP it down.
Okay, God, put a pin in that. Let's finish whatever the fuck
is going on over there. What the fuck?
What? Why'd you trip me?
Sasha, you need. To stay away or?
No, shut the fuck up, Sasha. I.
Can kill you. Oh, you've been such an asshole
this entire time. Spin this.
Just spin. Stop Sasha, you stop throwing
spins now can we continue spin? Would really like to get out of
here and maybe change under loins.
It's been long day. As this exchange takes place,
Tommy gets over beside them at the arm and as you go for it, it
reaches out and grabs you around the torso and.
Lifts you up, getting touched. Oh, me.
Oh, yeah. OK.
And as it lifts you, you can see sort of through the curtains In
that alcove is the torso of a person about twice normal size.
And below the waist it turns into this long, ropey,
disgusting maggot body, and the last thing you see is this thing
opening its mouth, which doesn't end at its jaw like the entire
front of its body. It's torso opens up into a mouth
and it shoves you inside and then gulps you down.
Well, fuck no. Thank you.
Whoa, that's what he gets. Is that torso still there?
Yes, it's still inside behind the curtain.
Can I do anything if I make an attack to not let this happen?
Is he in the? Mouth or.
Is he eating? Tommy, it feels like he got
swallowed whole. You're still alive, you're
awake. I would like to not be swallowed
whole if I could. Possibly.
I would like to take punch knife in one hand and tomahawk in the
other and try to Drax my way out of it.
Is there a lower portion to this torso?
Yeah, it's Ropey. It turns into like a giant
maggot body. Oh, OK.
Yeah. Is this arm like back out again?
Yes. Oh, then I'm going to take this
fucking weapon that I've had for fucking forever.
The Lucerne Hammer. Yes, I'll bring it down on this
fucking weird creepy gangly arm if I possibly can.
And Tommy, yes, you can do that attack from the inside as well.
OK, what's the Dr. on that? I'm going to leave it at 12:00
just because it's, you know, if you swing, you're going to hit
something. It's just kind of hard to build
up the momentum to get a really strong hit.
OK, well, I got a four, so that's not going to work out for
me. You feel it squishing and
sliding around your blades. OK.
I got a 12. Twelve hits.
All right, now let's see. Do you gut check this thing?
That's one damage. Good thing it doesn't have
armor. Fucking.
Screech, defend, I'll. Do my best 10.
Take yourself AD 12 damage. Baby girl, this might.
Be and then test toughness. Five damage test toughness.
Oh yeah, that's three. It grabs you and it uses teeth
this time, unlike with Tommy, and just chomps on you and
swallows you down. Tommy, you have a friend inside
of it now. Fancy.
Meeting you here, I suppose. Yeah, well, let's get out of
here so we can eat some fucking Peaches together, bud.
Cut back to the rest of the guys or are we just going to try to
fucking cut through? I'm hopping back on my pig and
riding out of this room because I still hate these fucks.
At this point I quill not seen both Tommy and Screech, the two
other sane people in this party going into that.
I charge after it. I'm going to see if I can hit it
with my Warhammer. And what's Spind doing well?
Relocating his hip. Spind will not be able to all
run this son of bitch. So Spind guess he tried to give
him the old Heimlich. I'm going to swing out his gut
with my stick. All right.
Who's beating the shit out of us in a fucking sack?
We're the candy and the pinata. This is bullshit, Levi, as Sasha
turns and navigates Dieter back out of the room at the far end
of the dining hall, from the ceiling dropped to, I want to
call maggot centaurs. They're like centaurs, but
instead of horse, it's maggot. And the upper body is also
maggot, but it's humanoid. It's got arms.
They've got Spears. Well, I love it.
I dodge them and then I keep running.
I dodge them. I dodge them.
Obviously. Clearly.
Why Deeder move? Give me two defense tests then,
or just two defense what's? That buddy, that looks like it
was going well for you right there, but.
A natural one and a weapon. What's a natural one do?
Who was it for? Double S damage and degrades
armor. 1 tier. Oh, I'm dead.
How? Much health you got?
Not much. One, you might be OK.
No, you might be OK. I have.
Three you. Exploded earlier.
I have 3 wear armor but it's. Right here.
I know I have no armor. I have three.
I write my shit down. You're about to be brittle.
I got it all written down too buddy.
Roll AD 6 and hope you roll A1 'cause if you're rolling roll
anything else you're gonna die unless someone has an omen.
What is it 6? I I leave here because I hate
these people. Step, Step, step, step, step,
step. I'm at -1.
Oh. No.
Tell me about it. You're now the headless pigsman.
Well, I feel like these maggots would just kind of like land on
me with their gelatinous humanoid bodies and like it'll
just take chunks out of me like 2 dogs eating a spaghetti
noodle. You know from different ends
you. Know the two and then they kiss
and then they. Kiss and then.
Kiss and then I am ripped in half and.
The stronger one devours the other I.
Didn't even get to see it happen.
I'll see you guys next week. Fuck what happened to my my pig?
Well, that's a snack, brother. That's for for well to know, and
that's to find out. You can keep playing Dieter the
Powder Pig. Oh.
Yes. Thomas, I think you declared
next, so go for it. That is a 2.
That is a miss, yeah. Good change.
OK, wild swing with that Warhammer just bounces into the
the side of the wall. Oh, I got to swing on the
fucking. That's that's a natural 20.
Oh. Spin's been golfing. 1.
Oh my goodness. He connects, but not a lot of
power. Let's see, I'm going to flip a
coin. Jacob year 1.
Thomas, Year 2. Good, great, grand.
Thomas, Defend. Oh boy, that's a no.
That's a four. Take D12 damage and give me a
toughness test. Oh God.
That's 5 minus my armor 2, so I take 3.
DR14. The R-14 toughness, That's 4.
You know what happens now. That's exactly what it sounds
like. What the fuck?
And Quilnock lands on top of Screech.
Come on. OK, All right, boys.
It's getting real crowded in here, guys.
Spin's got us. No, no spin.
Is pretty sure you are fucked. I'm pretty sure you're fucked.
It seems weird. Hold the new earlier, I'm sure.
No, he's still out there with Svend and Dieter us in the
belly. Can we try to get out?
If you want to, sure. Go for the poop hole.
Go toward the light. No, Tommy is going to actually
he he's, he's going to try to go out the way he came.
He's going to try to climb up the esophagus and out the
fucking mouth. OK, let's call that.
I'm going to call that strength and I'm going to call it DR16,
because you've got to squeeze past Screech and Quill Knock to
get out. Can I use them as leverage and
possibly you're? Going to step on your friends to
get out. I, I I'm going to clear the past
so that we can all get out. I've heard this before.
Because it's my fucking crew. I'm going to do everything I can
to make sure that we make it out alive.
Well, that's a 5. Now you kind of.
Crawl up like across screeches back and then get stuck and like
you just kind of wedged in there together in his.
Neck. Get your boot out of my eye.
I wish I could. Put your boot in my eye.
I put my boot in his eye, just a little touch and you can all
feel like the articulated muscles lining whatever this
organ that you're stuck in is kind of like undulating and
pulling you further in. Speaking of organs.
Every now and again you feel a stick whacking against you.
Speaking of organs, I'm going to reach in the pouch on my side
here and I'm going to pull out the esophagus.
Of. No turn 1.
Well, you well, yes, the turn one turn.
Oh my God. Shield your jellied eyes, let's
be they be plucked from your skull, maggots.
And then I look at Quillnock, and then I shrug.
And then I blow on the the the conch that is turd What's
fucking Larrits or whatever. Dealer's just going to run
around and try to find some powder.
You you smell some on spend. Spend has some I'm.
I'm literally a walking. He's going to rut into you
looking for that sweet, sweet powder.
He keeps it up his butt, so you know, like.
He's he's eyes deep. Right.
And he'll stink. Whistle.
Wherever he needs to be. So spend how are you dealing
with this and. And a pig in my butt.
What else? Yeah, also that.
Tell me that first. OK with a pigot with a pig snout
in my ass, me ready at a battle stance with my stick looking up
and I see like this this fucking weird creature in front of me
and I hear the conch being blown.
What does it look like from my point of view?
Does the sound of the conch explode out of that dude's
mouth? Because if it if his mouth opens
up, I'm going to throw my stick in there to jam it open to make
it easier for people to get out. I like it.
Give me call it DR14. OK, that's not going to happen,
fellas. That's that's three.
Dieter talks to you on the grounds that's.
What happens you, you, you have it lined up.
You're about to like stick the the prod in and then Dieter just
pops on you. Oh.
Just like 7 it's. Been.
Oh yes, not right now. Look here, little piggy Spin
understands, but oh, it's been blanky.
We cut to somewhere else in the multiverse.
Where is Turdwod right now? What did he do after he dropped
everyone? Off after.
The Church of dorm. Where's that fucker?
Is he when he gets the call? Where were we supposed Cancun?
He's out on a beach in Cancun right now, just sunbathing with
one of them silver things just getting a nice Sheen on his.
He was a silver turf. I thought he's like a Kaiju.
A giant Kaiju worm. Well, I guess I, I, he's got,
he's been, he's been out and about.
So he's just a giant submarine worm kind of thing.
But. He's got this little thing that
he can shoot and can like an avatar that can walk around.
But once he hears that call, I'm going to just seep right into
the earth, back into my shit worm Giganta sub or whatever I
am now. And then you can.
Play use my. Subnautica use my.
Ungodly worm powers to get there as quick as possible.
I don't know how many rounds that would take.
I guess I this is such a strange way for Turdwod to come back.
Yeah. You're not wrong.
We'll be AD 6, Jake. OK.
Oh. We're he's going to show up and
we'll be dead. What's a four?
Get me there, Walter. 4 rounds. Walter.
Yep, you'll get there in 4 rounds.
Wow, that's just. He's a demigod.
He's a worm demigod of shit. Yeah, wow.
OK, well that's what I did. The sea.
Station. What's up with the two the two
mega guys that munched me down? Yeah, Oh yeah.
The Mega Stint tires, they're kind of crawling toward the room
with their Spears at the ready. They were at the far end of the
dining hall and now they're closing in.
It ended with spinned making that unsuccessful manoeuvre
trying to prop the mouth open. So spend defends spend.
Good, great spend he's. He's going to die.
Here. OK, that's 5.
South. D12 Damage in ADR 14 toughness
test. Oh.
God, I don't think it matters 4. I'm dead.
Damage is. What?
I am fucking B squished. I am.
Smoosh. Did I find the powder?
In my blood and guts. I'm going to say yeah, Dieter
managed to pull the powder out of wherever Spin was hiding it.
OK. Well, he doesn't need it.
He he just collects it for people.
Professional death. Unprofessional.
And let's see, Quill Knock, Sven's limp little body lands on
top of you and this thing's gullet.
Wouldn't I be blocking the way? No, you got up to like you're
you're stuck between the internal wall and screech and
squeal Knock. Queal Knock was eaten after you
guys, all right? And the the maggot guys are
dragging Sasha's corpse into the room, also between them.
Wow, maybe we should take a break I.
Guess we did. And welcome back to Flail with
the Face. Currently, most of the party
members are inside the gut of the Devourer, and the last is on
her way. The name of this thing's the
Devourer. Yeah.
I mean, I feel like. That kind of on the news?
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's. Obvious now, yeah, looking back.
Tip of the Dick. What tip of the Dick let's?
We can do what now? I'm 3 rounds away everyone.
Everyone feels things shift around them as the jaw opens
again and Sasha slides down on top of spins on top of Quill
Knock. On top of spinner.
One on top of Tommy. What a glutton.
Yeah. I would like to not be in the
Devourer anymore. Please.
You've got a very uphill baffle
ahead of you instead of up. I'm because I know that's not
going to work. Can I just go through like
trying to cut your way out again?
Yes, I'm going to say yes, but I'm going to call it ADR.
If he is like going to start like kind of like Spearing and
like trying to saw, I am going to press against him as well to
just like add more force behind like his cutting motion, is it
basically leaning my weight into it as well?
Or hump to the hump. I mean, if he's stuck right
behind me, I might as well do the same.
Deer's just going to run around. Strange checks from us to give
him bonuses on his role. No, I'm going to call it still
ADR 16 just because you got yourself wedged next to screech.
But everyone who helps supply pressure will add an extra point
of damage all. Right.
Fucking 16 nice fucking shit 16 roll that Dami.
All right, I did say I was using the I had the tomahawk and the
punch knife the last time. So the way I see I'm just kind
of do I do both or sure? OK, so tomahawk is D6, that's a
2 and punch knife is D4 and that's a 2 as well.
So 4 points of damage there, +2 from cool knock and screech,
lending those. Are big numbers.
Screech. You feel almost like reality
freeze for a split second as a familiar presence enters your
consciousness from outside. I must have left a dingleberry
for telepathy. Dorian.
I can smell that you're in
trouble from the other side of the fucking planet.
I. Hope it's not going to be all
shit. I am the demigod of shit.
It's just something I'm working on.
I'm trying to liven up myself a little bit.
Look, I've still got about, you know, 30 seconds before I get
there. How are things looking not?
Great Screech is in trouble. Screech.
Lots of trouble. I kind of figured this would be
the problem after I had left, if you only had joined me, joined
me back then. But it's fine, I'll be there
shortly. Just stay alive.
And I disconnected. And that little psychic freeze
frame ends. We cut to outside.
I assume Dieter is still running around Todward.
Describe what it looks like as you enter or re enter the
physical plane after moving through reality to get here.
I'm going. To materialize as like a a
another avatar of myself, but matching the same kind of like
size of this devourer. I think if if Todd were to were
to show up immediately, he would just I would shoot like this
stream of just shit into the devourer's mouth and and force,
force and force an exit the. Worst thing about this to me is
that I saw this happening before you started describing it.
I hate that I know you so well, so I'm just going.
To I'm just going to, it's like a superpower super laxative.
I'm just going to that's that's what Todd Board does.
Oh. Fuck.
Dorian's still there. I was.
He's still alive. So I'm I'm still willing to give
him a chance at life. I guess give me a presence test
arranged attack. Oh weird, that's an 18 on the
dice. Oh man, I.
Wonder how much a demigod shit spray does.
If this thing's if this thing's devouring, it's doing D12
damage. Well, I I got the impression
that he was trying to get you out rather than do damage.
Oh, presence, I see. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was fucking gross. What an.
Entrance. Holy shit.
Literally fucking. Christ, that's Todd Word's turn.
We we flushed out. I I Apparently we got the old
man out. He was in there first.
No, he didn't. He never went in there.
Teeter's going to like, ride up under the old man and throw him
on his back and scurry around. This is funny, Suey.
Jake Romeo, D4. That's.
Four. That's all of them, isn't it?
Yes, there's this giant heave and you all feel yourself being
lifted up and expelled through a haze of saliva and demigod
diarrhea and you all just get expelled in a heap on the floor
of this room. Again.
Again.
Oh, that blood cuff's getting to you, huh?
Me too, man. Me too.
Tommy's just going to fucking stand there just in utter shock,
not what the fuck is. This thing still alive?
Why? Oh, fuck, yes, that's right.
Yeah. OK.
Two arms. Quilnock just looks at both back
and forth and then like realizes that he's just covered in shit
and just starts retching just. I guess at this point we need an
initiative role to see who gains control of the situation first.
That's a good idea, Dieter. Roll a Dieter?
Sure. 4. Hey.
That's you guys. What's everybody doing?
I'll. Try a thing.
I want to use my fungal pipe. Oh, is it the one that you're
talking about that hits the? Scrolls.
Yeah, it casts like a random scroll.
Whatever, Whatever it is, it's A7.
Creature becomes invisible for D6 rounds until it's damaged
attacking, defending with the R6.
I do like the idea that I just fucking covered in shit and
saliva and I pull it a pipe and just fucking bring a coal back
to life inside of it and disappear like fucking roto.
All right. And it automatically
successfully casts the activates the power, so you're good to go,
no? Build is never made.
I think it can. Is Todd Word a part of this
initiative? Yeah.
I think he's just going to make a big boy move and fucking.
He warned Dorian that if he was called upon, that Dorian would
be coming with them. So he's here to take Dorian, but
he's also here to put a stop to what was trying to kill him
before we could absorb him. So I'm going to like have like
tendrils of decay grab on to this thing from whatever lens it
has and quarter it, and then have more tendrils shoot up and
just split it into half. All right, I for an instant
kill, I'm going to call that ADR 16 and you're rolling flat.
Maybe I should have. Where'd it go?
Maybe she had a Levi blow a kiss on it.
I'm good. What'd you say?
16. I got a 16.
Tell me about it. So.
This thing goes to grab the pig theater and throw it in its
mouth in a tendril just shipped, and decay shoots out from one of
the walls and grabs on to the hand and pulls, snaps it back
into place. And then three more pop out and
grab some other weird appendages and then a couple more and more
until it's just like a bunch of tendrils like a ball around them
and then just RIP them apart and there's fucking guts and shit
flying all over the look. And then Todd words going to
slowly, his avatar is going to slowly turn towards screech.
It's time you came with me. Oh.
Shit, you can see me. I'm a fucking shit God.
What? What night?
Sorry man, I thought invisible meant invisible.
No, no, there's, you'll understand, understand.
I'm going to, I'm going to have the rest of my like body come up
almost like an elevator and the mouth is just gaping.
And then there's Paul Troon's open arms and face just slowly
gaping for him to enter through. It's time to come home, Dorian,
where you belong. Yeah, let's turn back to
everybody. I'm really not long for this
world as it is. Boys.
Tommy, you got to get back. God knows you need to live
through this. If you could help my friends out
one last time. Last time.
With like what enchanted shit gear?
No giving us the fuck out of another shitty.
Situation No, that's fine. And and the the first avatar
snaps his fingers and then two like shit buses pull up.
He snaps his he snapped his fingers and it's just a little
tude. What the fuck?
I don't know man. We went to a weird place early
on. Yeah, yeah, we.
Really did. What are the maggot centaurs
doing at this whole situation? They're.
Currently fighting a couple of dingleberries of.
Course they are, Jake. When Todd were tore the Devourer
apart, they just kind of like writhed and shriveled up and
went fetal and are dead on the ground all right.
It's time I have a timeshare in Cancun.
I'm we're wasting precious moments.
Come on. Oh yeah, that sounds pretty
effects good. Approval season is up next and.
She's such an asshole. What did you just?
Say nothing to say. Look, we don't have much time.
Don't have much time. Say goodbye to your friends.
And you just feel invisible shit squish against you with a with a
creepy hunchy hug goodbye. And then I just.
Tommy's going to bring him in and then just hold him a little
longer. Just weird.
Get out of here. Don't go there, girlfriend.
Hey can we can we get a lift at least the the fuck out of this
place? What do you think the two?
What do you think the two logs are for?
I don't know. There's so much.
It's a fucking happen in the last five minutes.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I'm going to grab Dieter around the belly and just hold him, OK?
I'm going to go up to cold knock and I'm going to bug in poke him
in the ruins like I see you. I hope perhaps someday to see
you with my own eyes. I'm going to cry and then I just
fuck you. Just see footsteps in the shit.
Holy fuck. Oh yeah, and I fucking and I
reach out to Tommy. I hand them the Luzerne's hammer
and like when I let it go, it just becomes visible again.
Kill things. I got you brother.
I guess. Elevator up.
I don't fucking know. Two vehicles I left you will
consume you and bring you to the top.
It's fine. It's whatever.
Just whatever. Just try not to breathe for a
little bit, a little bit. All right, let's go.
And Paul Troon closes on the invisible door and and then we
like materialize back into the earth and and Todd Word and
Dorian and Screech go on their own little adventure.
My only question. Is that some shit?
Yeah, my only question is, is Todd Word considered a a fucking
misery? Oh, we forgot to roll for that,
Jake. It's your, It's your turd wad.
Roll a misery. What gets a misery?
Not that. I got a 2 so oh.
So close, you fucking guy. Deuce Todd were brushed to the
veil on his way out. Later, when you reach into your
pocket, you're going to find some suspiciously shitty beads.
I really hope I don't. These weren't where I thought
they. Were.
They're distinctly not the same kind of shit that everybody else
was covered. So, damn it, that beautiful
bastard. I told you it was a good fucking
dude turd. What?
What exactly did you leave behind for the surviving party
members? Well.
Are you talking about turd mounts?
Yes, so just a couple of turd bounce and then I don't know,
maybe there's a fucking turd capsule in there or turd chest
where they can pick up some weapons from a table.
It's such a. Weird thing to be a.
Demigod in Merkborg. I don't know what my laws and
limits are. Well, gentlemen, I guess Turdwod
left a couple of fat steaming logs there for you.
They look like they look like Willy Wonka's elevator.
Just shit. No Yuck.
Like you can obviously get into them, I guess.
I don't know. We had to go to that fucking
shit temple. It was stupid.
I guess we we'd go. Up.
I guess you do. You get inside.
They just like rise through the ceiling with the three of you
and carry you up through the earth.
And after a little while passes and some very smelly darkness,
you emerge. Oh my God.
Again, like sprouting up through the ground?
Up above ground, not too far from the opening of the dusk
funnel. Yeah.
Tommy, you've got Dieter under your arm.
Dieter has a bag of powder in his mouth, so you didn't come
away from it completely empty handed.
Quill knock. You escaped.
That's pretty good. Yeah.
But at what cost? And we cut back down to the
Devourer Sanctuary. I guess I'm staying here.
I only said two. I always.
Just do down there. Well, kind of smells down here.
Maybe there's another way out. Hopefully I don't get infected.
I. Hey everybody, Kevin at the end
of the episode. This episode features the
adventures the Dust Funnel by Rubios Cone and the Temple of
Healing by Thorthevac with Levi playing Sasha, the Sun
Scorchizzella by Nick Tragijo and Dieter the Powder pig.
Thomas playing Quillnock the propane Survivor by Jared Barnes
from the Occult Ossuary, Jake playing Spin, the mutated goblin
by Heck and Viv and Turdwod the Feculent 1.
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And now you post on it, it's like.
I was just scared. I was just.
Gonna tell you, do you say? Piggy or Peggy?
This is what I'm saying. That's not what I said.
As he travels his consciousness underneath the earth, there's
all the people underneath are shitting themselves.
A sewage line backed up about 3 miles away just explodes and I
fucking, I reassemble myself and and pass through the mountains
and into the earth and yeah, it's weird.
Shit's weird. I told you, Dorian, This is this
is it. This is horrible.
You mean you have the sun? There's no sun.
Stop pretending. Well, I bake and smell a little
off whenever. That's the problem, the water is
all shit now. Oh, there's only so much the
current can take away. I I know, I understand, I am a
God, but I need somewhere to thrive.
I left the North End clean. Peasants.
You cabana boy. Two more cabana boy.
What do you want? Oh fuck, what do you need?
Two more shits on the sunset. Fuck.
You. Right, your mother is a lovely
lady. And scene.
Oh my God.