Greetings coming. Welcome to Flail to the Face.
My name is Cannibal Chris and I'm going to be our GM again as
we continue to play Doomkirk. This is Doomkirk Part 2.
Oh yeah, yeah. Hello.
I am Levi. I play lefty.
That's right. You guys don't remember?
Your name? I'm Thomas.
I play. We met.
Except him. He remembers his name yet.
I'm Kevin and I play Kevin. Let me check my notes.
Oh yeah, Kevin. He plays himself.
I'm Jake. I play Saint Rick.
Yeah, I thought to explain. I'm Nate and I play Mayor
Cedric. For sure, mayonnaise.
Let's scream and cream. Is that where we're putting the
intro music? Yeah,
so last we left you guys, things were getting weird.
You were in a dining hall in Dunkirk.
You were joined. You forgot your names.
That's a thing. But you remember your new ones,
so maybe I shouldn't even mentioned it at all.
And why did we forget our names? Because.
I don't know what you're talking about.
A second omen was triggered. Some stuff happened.
Things were sad. People got better.
It's OK, just forget the other. Just.
Move on. Yeah, it was a week ago.
We actually do start the top of this episode with shoe Misery is
already active. So you guys are in this dining
hall, the five of you plus the gold skeleton and also three
other skeletons that St. Rick lost two in a game of cards
and they found that as a sign of friendship.
Hard to say, but either way, after that some figure from a
balcony above threw down these three monstrosities.
Vomitian Lumpy dead, probably dead undead 2 headed basilisk
spawn. Wonderful.
Specifically basilisks. Undead begotten Yum right.
There are three of them. I remember the hiss that you
they said some things about infections so we're going to
kick it off then with first the companion for this episode is
going to be a class that we the Nate has created specifically.
Yeah because of this this situation that his character was
in is currently in being a ghost and a skeleton.
I didn't make them longer, make sense for him to be the one he
was and it's cool idea. So explain it.
Okay. Yeah, I I spent a little while
messing around with the idea of obviously a a Specter skeleton
creature, so I've just been calling it a bone Specter.
I don't know. That's probably what we'll go
with. But overall, fuck off.
Overall, I'm not going to be changing too much.
I I'm going to like keep all my ability scores and my my HP and
stuff like that. I could reroll all that, but
fucking why? What I'm going to do though is
I'm I I put together a list of D4 abilities that when you
create the character you roll for, and I figure that that is
probably the most realistic thing to change.
If I'm going to because I had Incorporeal as an ability
before, I have something very similar to that on the list
because I like to keep everything very like associated
to what we were doing. There's a couple other cool
ones, so I guess we'll see which one it is.
And if you want to see the rest of them, then go check out the
companion content Old standard dot H dot I/O, so.
I'm going to roll a D4 for this and we'll see how she goes.
OK, that's a #2, which I believe, if I remember this
goes. If I remember correctly, three
is an X. Yeah, yeah.
This one is I'm just bones. You can possess skeletons,
splitting the damage you take between you and its 6HP.
After armor, you're bound with its form for as long as it takes
you to complete 10 rounds of combat, or it is otherwise
destroyed. If it is not destroyed by the
end of 10 rounds, you shunted out from the skeleton a portion
of your soul and printed on it, believing you to be an impostor
that must be killed, turning on you with its full 6HP in a D4
bonus claw attack. So a minute.
Yeah, so a minute, but like a minute in actual combat rounds.
Like so if combat takes 3 rounds or whatever, I'm still a
skeleton until we hit combat again, where it's another yeah,
like a full minute of combat, specifically combat.
Oh, OK, And then you leave a diseased mark.
If it's not destroyed, then it thinks that it is me and tries
to kill me as an impostor. Oh, that's pretty good.
Yeah, I wanted everything to be kind of double edged sword.
I like the idea of abilities being.
Cool, but also kind of shitty sometimes, yeah?
Yeah. Right.
A zebra's hoof. Yeah, that, yeah, that for sure
probably makes sense actually. So yeah, there's a couple more
on there. And if you want to go check them
out, then it will be up on our age page.
Yes, yes. So somebody give me a reaction,
roll 2D6. Don't anybody fucking jump.
I probably shouldn't have said reaction roll.
That's what we're doing altogether.
I should've just like give me two D6.
But. 5. These things are pissed.
They're hissing at you. They're kind of approaching the
God. Nine of you, Yeah, I think,
yeah. Five players, one NPC, then
three more joined these three skeletons.
A. Cluster Matt checks out.
That's a lot of people. You know, first you know, first
creepy snake creatures. They got some well manicured
talents. I think that you just have a
problem. I'm just saying.
You're a terrible sick man. They have.
Their legs aren't even like which, which is strange that you
say that because they are deformed like some are hooves,
some of them look like. They suck Anything that's fair.
I'm not into bestiality, but I'm just saying those are some nice
hooves. I don't believe you now, Jesus.
No. Are they babies?
Cuz I will kill them, but you say that you're.
Just gonna say something. They are.
Yes, they are. They look like they essentially
look like infant nasalisks. We're gonna kill the onions too.
Yeah, but they are. They are the children.
They look angry and they look just wrong.
They're undead too. So that's let that be a thing,
cuz you know it's not so bad then.
Look at this guy. Kill one baby.
Literally. Their names are the best of this
Undead be God. Wow.
Well, we have to roll initiative then I'd assume, I would assume
So yes, cuz at this point they are approaching you guys.
You're specialty. I'll do it.
Giving you a kind of an opportunity to make a reaction,
Kevin. You're special or OK, There are
two of them, or there are three of them.
Excuse me? It's even worse.
And so you guys first, what do you guys do?
This room again is filled with discarded broken tables and
chairs, and it's just packed with them.
Except for, of course, the nice table that you were playing
cards with on your play card. Was there tar in this room?
Not in this room, No. That was the the room prior to
this one with the statue in it. Yep.
OK. Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
What do you guys plan on doing? One of the skeletons points to
himself. You see on his backpack, right?
Because they're carrying like big old sacks of stuff, and you
see that their names are like, printed on them, Sprayed,
probably. Who knows?
One says yen, one says Allo, and the other one says Crunch biter
nail flipper. That's a weird one, yeah.
Yen, your name is Sisk Basket. Oh, yen, that's good.
Oh, right. Yeah, I thought, I want to.
I'm out. That's going to knock down with
that help. Help.
Tell us what to do. We need those dead, those dead.
That's it. That's it for now.
For now. And I'm gonna go and try to dead
them, OK? But they're already dead.
Already did. Saw the rest of us fucking What
does it matter now? Matter now.
I'm not dead. I'm not dead existential.
You will. I'm not dead.
Odd. I got my semi incorporeal
hammer. Semi incorporeal just running up
to one of these. There are three of them.
We can call them left, middle and right.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for left for no apparent reason, all right?
I didn't even think of that. All right?
That's a 13 to touch, 13 to touch hits.
Oh baby, I don't do much damage anyway, so succeeds.
That's three touches, 3 touches minus D2.
Fuck, I knew it. -2 for one. We're doing great.
One damage. Yeah.
OK, everybody, you have this hammer.
Yeah, Equi portal. Hammer my my ball.
Peen Hammer. Look there.
Hit him. Run.
Yeah, yeah. Smack him in the eye.
See the eye explode from the impact.
Who's next? I'm gonna.
I'm gonna swing on the middle Judster.
Middle Judster. Some soft middle touches.
Did we go with I get a Dr. increase of two for one handy,
my vulge. Yes.
OK, Yep. Yep.
So 14 is what you're aiming for. The.
Fucking cruise mate. You got your shield on your back
then? No, I was one handing it and
that. Oh, right.
Did not matter. You just told me that.
That's not real. Yeah, that's an eighth on the
dice. OK, OK, so you and I'm taking a
page out of literally out of. I just got prayers and thoughts
in the mail or thoughts and prayers about got it backwards
in the mail today. And I read the article about
misses was regarding the misses, right?
About how misses aren't necessarily whiffs.
Their potential complications, they're always escalate, though,
right? I'm just like thinking about
that. And we'll see how that goes.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you're holding this bulge also, I'm pronouncing it.
And the sealed and you go charging in and you overlunge
and you end up on your face on the ground next to this thing
and it's right right above you. One of the heads cases down.
On the street, that's the pavement.
Yeah, very much so. Who else is?
Who else wants to the thing? I will attack the baby on the
right, OK. You.
Didn't have to say it like that. No, he did.
At this point I have that that sword that Levi and I swapped
for for that Med Kick, so I'm gonna use that.
That is a tan. So that's gonna be a miss.
Oh, it's not. Actually, I was wrong.
It says slow and easy to hit your tax or Dr. 10.
OK, so it didn't change anything that previously happened, but.
I got a nine on the die and plus one, so that's going to be a 10.
I wonder if that will be a hit. Yes, it will.
D6 to 1 So I that's Don't even roll them.
Yep. So you were you slashing at this
thing or you stabbing at this thing?
I'm slashing, OK, you slash and it's it's.
Scales are surprisingly thick and you nick the nick the blade
a little, but it doesn't. You're a tough baby.
Tough baby. Leathery.
Weiman is going to bring up his crossbow and try to shoot over
Kevin's shoulder. OK, right.
To the, to the one on the right then.
Yeah, and that will be a 14. That definitely is for damage
minus D2. D2 So -2 so two damage, two
damage. OK, wonderful.
Arrow sinks into its test. It's kind of exposed, you know?
I imagine, like the shot going off right over Kevin's shoulder
and after it goes by, I'll be like Doc, Doc, like too late
things are. Warnings.
That's excellent.
The other three skeletons, then? I'll let you guys kind of give
them direction. They swarm.
I got to imagine. Or do you want to swarm?
Middle They swarm righty. Which one?
Which one they swarm? Swarm Middle.
Middle with me. Yeah, how they swarm middle.
I'm on the floor. So you are on the floor.
Yeah, that's a great point. They got your back, I guess so
all three of them. Skeletons stick together.
Just give me 3 individual roles from anybody, no matter who who
was the catch roles as they're all carrying short swords.
Three row 116 OK that were. Me and eight for the last one
was the other one. I got.
Kevin's done. I got Jakes.
Oh, dice 6. OK, Yep.
So one of them does some damage. Give me a D 4 -, d two.
All right, this. Is.
It's a 3 -, 1. So it's two points.
Okay. Yeah, they swarmed this thing
and they're slashed at it. You see a little spray of blood
from one of the blades, but the other two seem to not be making
much headway. Cool dot exists.
I gotta imagine he's just hanging out on your back like a
Cape. What do you wanna do?
Get in there and. Get in there.
It's meter. Whatever your gold skeleton body
does, God, no. You protect my back at least.
My back at least. All right.
OK, I'm. I'm going to draw my sword and
swipe down on the right one. OK, I forgot about you.
Yeah. I'm in this road tone.
In this road. Puff, puff, pass, bitch.
All right, so give me your give me your DR10 Strength 01, a one
on the dice. I want to use an omen.
How many do you have? You don't know 22.
OK, so you have one. OK, So yeah, go ahead.
You're just rolling it. 12 That's the idea that that
succeeds. So the disrespect, give me your
damage minus D2. You just got a short sword,
right? Correct.
That's D4I. Think.
Yep, it's got damage. Is that a D6?
It's a D6, ever it done. OK.
For damage total, more damage total to the righty.
For damage total. Lefty is the hero.
You managed to, yeah, cut a pretty good slice off.
You know what you're doing when it comes to cutting animals.
More so with people, I guess. I was just going to.
Say why I'm a butcher by trade, Yeah, See, he definitely knows
what he's doing. Cutting.
Certainly hope so. This is a tendons.
Trying to get that good back strap and so much that you
several, several, one of the heads of this thing he's got
two. We've got 2 heads on, pretty
long necks, you know, Hydra style, and you completely cut
one of them off and as you do. Is this a hydro situation?
This this headless neck starts spraying vials out of it and
take Deep deep. I want to duck and roll, use my
movement, get it out of there, take D4 plus one damage lefty
and Kevin. Do we take it agility test?
Can I try to move out of the way D4 damage?
I feel like, I feel like Kevin can because of the fact that is
there with it, but you're the one actively doing.
I got a lot of for both of you. Yeah that that sounds fine
because it does feel like in reaction type of situation.
So yeah, we'll call it a, we'll call it a DR12.
Just normal DR12, you failed anyway.
Less worth a try. I got a 10 both of you then D 4
+ 1 damage. Damn it.
Oh no. That's.
That's three damage. That's four damage for me.
Ouch. What are you guys looking at
now? I am at one hit.
Four hit points. Oh God.
Don't worry buddy, don't get you your souls, your souls.
Thanks. The problem now is it's their
turn. So the one on the left hanging
out with me, Mayor. Yep, he both heads attack you.
Watch out for that blood. So give me two to DR12 agility
test. Yep, Yep.
OK, I'll just making sure that that they also wasn't DR10 but
it's the attacks. 17 Oh my God, Natural one.
I'm rerolling that for sure. How many opens do you have?
I actually, that's a roll now then.
That was the thing that I you guys have.
Nobody owns it a D. 4 It's a D3 and I That's what it's cool.
So I have one, so I'm using that one.
OK Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, definitely worth it 21.
OK, so that's the. That's my one.
Yeah. Both of these heads start at you
and just Juke them. Both of them.
Oh, God, it's not a with. It's a Juke.
Yeah. OK.
Sorry. I really appreciate everyone's
help over here. Yeah, you're.
Doing a big up job. You're already the middle one,
which has just Jake and the skeletons around one head.
OK, give me a give me two D fours, anybody?
Jake specifically, he's the only one affected.
Eat that dog bow. SO1OK and the four.
OK, so give me an agility test for you, don't get excited.
And an agility test for the one of the skeletons.
Oh, thank God 19 for me. OK, wonderful.
And the two. Oh, this is the skeleton.
Yeah. OK, so the.
It's OK, right? Yeah, probably you you get up
off the ground, as this head was, which was starting for your
position on the ground. It hits the actual ground itself
and instead of you fortunately, but the other head you notice
is. As you get up you see that the
other head is has babbed with skull.
Hey, watch your buddy. They completely grabbed the
skull of one of the skeletons and just whipped it across the.
Room. Oh, he gone.
The bones clattered in the ground.
Yeah, he just disconnected them. The other one on the right then
has Lefty and Kevin and only has one head.
That head is going for Lefty for that cutting off of its head.
Other head so gives me. Just swatting a bunch of Dicks.
I didn't get that from that at all.
Agility Test VR12 Lefty. That's a 12A12O Wonderful.
You gotta be quicker than that, Quicker than as you dog try to
get this as you dodge out of them.
That's all three of them. That's initiative.
I'll do it. Do it.
It's them. It's them again, right?
And you? Miserable fuck.
We'll go left to right again. Nate, this Bulls heads.
Yeah, come swooping back around. You can get you.
That's a no and a yes. A no and a yes.
OK, so you they kind of come back around to give almost
reverse of that same formation that we did.
You're not quick enough to dodge one of them though, which seems
to be faster than the other one. The other one you dodge out of
the way, but the other one clamps on to you.
Give me a D6O, boy. Oh, that's. 66 damage minus.
Yeah, well, I'm not. I don't have any omens, but I do
have natural armor. OK, perfect.
Which is also two. So not also 6 -, 2, then yeah,
yeah. So 4 damage.
We're all gonna die here. Maybe.
It depends what you guys do. What do you know?
9 on the left, proper thought. I'm pretty good.
OK then, middle with Jake and the two skeletons.
Now give me two D threes. Jake.
Just roll me a D6 and translate them.
That's a three three. Yep, and A2.
OK, so as you get up that same head that the dodge of the
ground comes shooting up at you and another that other head
that's through the skeleton or through the skull rather goes
for another one doing the exact same thing to another one.
And so give me again the agility test for you.
And for the skeleton year 12, you roll the 12 on the dice,
it's like I. Think you have like a -1 to
agility. 000 good. Goodness.
Great. Fuck.
Is that it?
Wait, do I have my Lamellar armor?
Did we say that I had that because we were in prison?
I think I only got to keep the bold.
I think you only yeah you don't have the armor your.
Then I succeed. OK, that would have.
That would have. OK, very good.
And then we'll put the skeleton as well.
Oh fuck. Yep, I.
Didn't even get their neck. Oh, he's alive for him.
Nice. You see the skeleton swat at the
head with his. I guess he's a shield too.
And yeah, he swats at the head with the shield as you probably
do a similar thing. You guys probably do that in
tandem too, which looks super cool.
Then the one on the right with Lefty and Kevin Lefty.
This one is still you know what can you D2 left to your number.
Come on, what the fuck? Roll it like a human.
It's a 2, Kevin. This head double s back around
after you. Oh boy, you dodged it.
It comes back around, cuz you were in its path when it moved
its head back. And darkly.
Give me your 12 digits. Have to succeed.
I do have it looks like it does. Natural 20 My boy PWP pwp, pwp
you to tackle with. That as I dodge out of the way,
I'm going to swing with my sword and try to cut.
I'm actually not gonna cut the head off, I'm gonna go straight
for the body, Okay, just stabbing it straight.
For the booty. Yes, that is a 10 + 1.
So that's eleven that hits. Yep, they're attacks or deer
town. That is a four on the die for
damage, and then a D2 that is 2. So two damage, okay, two damage.
It's definitely hurting guy. You stab it, your sword sinks in
and pull out just blackened bile, which is different than
the green bile coming out of the neck hole.
Gross, which is probably also blackened.
Another think about it, but it doesn't really matter.
It's acid bile. Don't like specs?
I feel like it's black and green.
Not yet. Too early, too early.
Don't force it. Don't force it.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. That's all three of them.
So it's on, you guys. Where's that skeleton that was
thrown against the wall? Where's the skull?
That was OK. So it was a skull that was
thrown. The body fell when the skull
left the body, which might not always be the case.
Does that mean he's dead? He's.
Just bones. He's just bones.
That's fucking. True.
I'm trying to be just bones too, baby.
You're ghost bones in that case cuz you can replace your
skeleton with another skeleton, right?
I like it's what I take over. It's bone on bone, so he'll take
over the whole body. Other than the head that's gone,
it'll be a spectral head. Yeah, that's fine.
That works perfectly. I got bone armor on.
You have to make a role to make that happen.
It's just like using a power. If we want to do that, I can.
I don't care a test that needs to be done for it.
I mean, it's just a pile of bones.
Just. Generally cuz it was this
situation absolutely not, but like I mean.
You see, that's that's where. The thing is that I forgot about
the fact that there are fucking half of our party is skeletons
and technically like I could take them over if whatever
someone's butt in that situation.
In that situation, you might figure to be a test presences.
Yeah, Yep. Okay In this case though, since
it's a pile of bones and you're just trying to reanimate it, cuz
there's a separate thing from you then, right?
Yeah, cool. Wait.
Well, I mean it. God.
He's gonna take over the body. You just possess them.
Like a ghost part. Yeah, it's your ghost part.
Just bone and it's only. OK.
I got you. OK, go ahead.
I can just so it's clear now. Yep.
Well, it's just a pile of bones.
There's no way it's gonna fight. Exactly.
Yeah. Wonderful.
I'm going to use, I'm just bones and take over this, this
skeletal form. So, like I I imagine then that
Mayor Cedric here. A second term, by the way.
Good job, mayonnaise, but what do you think?
No, I I feel like he's like a skeleton with like this blue
ectoglow around him. That's how I see it, right?
Like, like, yeah, like that. And so you see like that boat,
that skeleton drop, and his ecto just go over to the other one
and pick that up. And then it's just like the head
is just not filled in, but it's blue too.
So that one rises then. Yeah, that's me.
That's your turn. OK.
What about the rest, the other four of you?
Am I standing now? Yep.
I think in the narration of
things that have happened, you got back up.
Fair enough. I'm gonna.
I'm gonna take another swang. Swang.
Swang that thing. Fucking shit, boys.
But you can't, buddy. I'm fuck, it's a two.
I I wanna, I'll use an omen. OK.
I have three left then. How many do you have?
OK, yeah. What is it?
There is 10.
You need a 10. Yep.
Yep, I'm good. You got it.
Yep. Give you the damn.
It's a D8 I think. Yeah, 88 OK, minus D2O.
Christ, can't roll the D2 in this house 6. 66 damage, OK6
damage. All right, so you you slashed at
this thing and it's pretty much thrusting your Vulge with one
hand, right? Or it's a D12 for you, by the
way, DR12, but you've made it anyway.
Oh wait, it was a DR12? Yeah, you had a 12 though.
You had a 12. No, I have a minus.
I think I have a -, 1 for strength.
Oh, in that case then you got 11.
Oh God, OK, no, the waste. That's a.
I can do only one rule. Oh, that's right.
Never mind. You respect the moment to do
that. OK, so so yeah, you like you
lot. You lunged with your 1 handedly
with your vulge and these heads are just like swing.
You're trying to head hunting and they're just swaying out of
the way and you're kind of losing your footing.
And because this, this heavy vulge with one hand, with this
heavy big, this big old shield you've got, it's not easy.
And you stab again and again, they're bobbing out of the way
and you just almost go down, but you kind of catch yourself with
the shield off the ground. We meant your cousin's not very
good at this fight. Yeah.
No, no, I I he's very bad. Very.
Bad turn and uh, fire the crossbow at the one he's
fighting, OK? I'm gonna go ahead and omen
that. We're very bad at this today.
I will assume you failed. Yeah, yeah.
I rolled up A5OK. Speak to yourself.
To another 50. OK, so yeah, you you launch a
crossbow bolt flies off across the room and then you you're
struggling to get another one in and then as you.
Must run in the family. Yeah, right.
You're struggling so hard to get this second one in that and it
sounds weird and it doesn't line up quite right, but you launch
it and it fucking hits Rick. No, it's because he failed.
And then the Omen failed too. Do I take?
So I'm like, it's gotta be worse.
It's. Gotta take damage?
Yep, I would say. So we're gonna how much damage
does that? Normally?
D8, right? It doesn't D8.
We'll have the dice rolls to a D4.
Okay. Cuz it's tumbling in the.
Air Do you have your shield, too?
When you're with your shield, you take.
One less, Yeah, but how much? All right, I rolled.
One damage, one damage. Your shield already The gates
won anyway. Thanks.
So yeah, I would imagine it's actually like as St.
Rick's falling back, it like comes and just ricochets off the
edge of the shield, yeah. I take that back.
You're just as bad. It's perfectly like, vertical in
the ceiling. Yeah.
Which is stone. So that's impressive.
Yeah. The power behind it.
Hey, I was about to break your row string, but I'm like, no,
this is better. Yeah.
No, because you didn't get a one
on the dice, You know, it didn't break.
But anyway, so we still have Rick.
Yeah, watch where you're aiming to say like the old days.
Performance issues running the family then, I assume.
You shut the hell up. It's far more helpful than any
of you have been to me. Why you wearing my body as?
Right, right. We just got Lefty and Kevin
left. I guess Kevin is going to go for
the one in front of him again, just going, oddly enough, you
guys, you guys are both fighting the one headed one, you know,
the one that got a head cut off. So actually works perfectly.
Ooh, Kevin's gonna omen that. Cuz that was a three.
You're attacking it, yeah. Yes.
We're off to such a great start. Ohh God.
That is a 10 + 1. So that's 11.
OK, that succeeds. Yep, you need a 10.
D6 is that's a four on the die and one says three points of
damage, three points of damage. This thing is probably on
Death's door. Question GM Yeah, I can't
remember. If in last episode, does he have
fire damage on that sword? Is it going hot or is it just
the rod that? It's just the rod.
Yeah, I could not. Remember cousin Weima has to
take one damage from me. All arm, all damage.
I I deflect. Yeah, that's true.
You deflected one damage. Yeah.
So in other words, then that that arrow didn't ricochet into
the ceiling. It ricochets back at him.
It's perfectly deflected that ball.
I was thinking about that but I kind of forgot about it while we
were explaining that. Oh, you hit him right?
In the ball, you guys are a fucking shit show.
That's. Pretty good.
You want to do something now? I guess I'll try again.
I mean, I already took one head off.
I'm I'm gonna swipe at the other one's head.
Ooh, these deaths are not hot today.
Not a sword. Don't you?
These what? Yeah, it's my sword.
I'm going to use my last omen. You are OK.
Oh boy, oh boy. That's a 10.
So oh, oh it hits. Oh, it is a 10.
Wonderful. All.
Right. You swing at this thing and like
it dodges out of the way, but then you come back with the
backswing and get. One damage.
You've gone right in the cord or
right in the yeah, you cut it to the lump off of its throat and
it's bleeding pretty hard from it.
This thing is weak in the knees at this point.
You see that? It's looking ready to go.
I think we've got that quiver ready but it's now it is grossly
by that's initial that's that's the other two skeletons hanging
out with St. Rick.
Rick, why don't you give me two attack roles for them, if that's
what you want? To do with them 15 get that one
hits. 10 and 10 They're both hit, so give me damage twice.
They're carrying D4 swords. 4 -, 2 two, two.
OK. One well okay so yeah, one of
them is clanging the sword off of the armor or the scales of
this thing and the other one is just it's just stabbing and that
cuz that seems to be a better way to damage these things.
The slashes don't seem to work as well and they figured this
out apparently. The other thing is the size of
these things I have to imagine is about the size of a large
dog. Keep that in mind.
So these heads are probably like because they're on these.
This is so sad, right? Well, they're not dogs.
They're not dogs. They're.
Sad. It's hard.
They're bad dogs. They're bad dogs.
Yeah, they need to be put down. Is that initiative then?
I don't know about that. That's initiative, yes.
But yeah, these, these, these heads are probably at your guys
at the head level. Oh, I got you.
Yep. It's them.
OK, so the one fighting off the
mayor, we're trying to both heads.
Still both of them dart at you. You got this.
Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise. I don't know what that means.
That's you. That's you.
Remember, remember, remember. Big Nope and yes, yes.
Normal sized, yes. Yes.
So D 6 -, 2 damage. OK, that is 4 -, 2, two damage
damage splits. Splitty.
Splatty, that's what you got now, OK?
8 and my bones are at 5. All right.
OK, Yep, that's right. I pay attention.
I know what's happening. I'm sure you do.
I'm just curious cuz I would you know, just curious if you're
going down or not. Not today.
But if this thing survives, then I have to fuck it.
So that's true. At least you got people for
that. Maybe.
I don't care that much about it.
Remember that. Remember that, remember?
So then, I suppose describe that.
Go ahead. Actually, I like when you guys
describe your things. These guys generally have an
idea already. I suppose this being something
quite new to me, I will have stood up from from inhabiting
these bones and just one of them goes through my my weird ghost
head. Yeah, your head with head.
Oh God that. Felt and then one straight into
the chest. I'm like.
Oh, that wasn't so fucking bad. Fuck you guys.
I got this shit. That's great.
I like that a lot. Then maybe the one in the
middle. Hey, 1A1.
Then with Jake and two skeletons.
Not Jake, Rick and two skeletons.
Give me a D3 again. Do it twice.
I have to do it once. Everybody has one.
OK. So that goes for the the
skeleton that it was actually, you know what you've been on it?
33, said D3. I've fucking that's a two.
Actually a 300D6 is a 200D3. Yeah so it too.
OK, so then this one goes for the the one that actually sunk
the blade into him, the skeleton.
It goes to grab his head. Give me the agility test DR12
this. Poor man and he grabs his head,
throws it against the wall. The skull shatters and the bones
don't fall to the ground, they just continue walking around it.
This kind of continues standing there but it looks like we've
kind of fell asleep or something.
They just like like like cuz he's at the ready with this
sword, like he's he's mid swing and then he just gotta so but
it's still standing there. Howard him down, He's.
Like a slinky. Heward him down but Bone sounds
so. And then the one on the right
gasping for last. It's about to die.
Give me a D2, Levi. Org.
Kevin. Come on, Kevin.
All right, that is gonna be a two.
And this head comes down on Levi or not comes.
Does it now? Yeah, I figured whoever wasn't
rolling was the two. That's not fair.
I was one last time, Yeah, because you rolled it last time.
Damn you. So it darts over to kind of it's
kind of going back and forth between targets it can't really
can and can't hit and it darts that lefty give me that DR12.
I'm really sweaty. OK, I'm good.
Yeah, that's a 19. Yeah.
Nice you. As you see this head coming back
on you too, it's kind of telegraphing its actions.
You just what do you? Do I do like a he does he does
like a sour salt? And moves out of the way you
just like. I'm quite nimble, you see you
combat roll out of the way. That was the slowest somersault.
I never see that rolls like Dark Souls.
No, It's like when I try to do a somersault, you know, it's like
I can't really get on my hands, so I'm just like jumping.
Well, that's like what? Like a handspring.
I mean, he's also carrying a golden skeleton on his back.
So I mean look. At this mask, yeah, I feel like
he's a big, round bellied chef in like an apron.
You know, probably nothing but an apron, to be honest.
Don't give. Him the benefit of the doubt.
What do you mean? I got well into boots on those
two, I guess. You're covering the.
Apron in those boots, Yeah, Apron in.
Boots look at my anus. He's ready to do so much.
It's like yeah, cool dog cuz he's hanging upside down cuz I
feel like his ankles are locked around the front of his throat.
What a great. He's just like.
That's where his now. That's where his head, anyway.
That doesn't happen. With Gould on his.
His back? Would he be?
Would he have more defense on like a backstab?
I would say so, cuz I feel like you would tell.
I think you would tell him it's coming.
Or would like actually be like an extra barrier?
He's got my bear. I would say so.
OK, yeah. I mean, it makes sense.
Don't you take one less damage from everything with those
fucking boots on? Oh, shit, I think so.
Yeah. I don't remember.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. All I have is written Wellington
boots. That's all you got.
That's all you it has shit for. You.
I'm almost positive you explained it to him in an
episode. I think, I think they're.
I'll find out on. I don't think it's that.
Yeah. I think it's like getting
through mud or something. But I think it's all, yeah.
We'll look it up on the break. Damage reduction.
Yeah, it's fine. Whatever that is, you forget it.
You forgot it. You lost because of it.
That kind of thing. You're kind of through.
It's like Mom used to say, Yeah. God damn it, I never didn't do
that. Sorry.
Turn now. Yeah, that's your turn now.
Our Get up, Kevin Heat up. Kevin Heat up finish.
This thing off. Come on, I'm going to.
I'm gonna go stab at it again. That is a.
That is Kevin Rowling at Omen again.
I am at 0 omens. Oh boy.
Oh my God, your omen list. That is a 12 + 1 size of 13D6.
That's a 3 -, 1. That's two points of damage.
Tell me about it. So as I'm coming in, I'm going
to instead of slashing at it, I'm going to turn the sword
around and just stab straight into the torso and just rip and
splay it open like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
Wonderfully carved Turkey. Right down the spot, and that's
the way I'd prepare it. Falls to the ground and that's
blood. This blackened blood sprays out
of their Parentino style. Just too much.
Do I take damage from the bile? No, cuz you didn't cut its neck.
I was gonna say if you cut his head then yeah but in this Case
No. Cuz what it says specifically is
that every headless neck can shoot acid bile D4 plus one.
So ideally that's probably an attack for its other head
because you cut it off. I use it as a reaction to
cutting its head off. Probably didn't use it right,
but that's why we used it, so I can't change that one.
It's done now. It's fine.
It kind of makes sense too, cuz it kind of makes you not want to
be headed, cuz obviously it not biting you is great to prevent,
but if that's what the penalty is, maybe it's not as good.
Yeah. So you know.
OK, I just might justification for fucking up, I guess.
Take or leave it anyway. Who went this turn?
Nobody. Right?
Just you, Kevin. That's right.
Just me. Kill the motherfucker.
OK, so then there's two left. One still engaged with Nate.
They're gonna get married. Yeah.
Actually no. You are currently with the other
one cuz you went to take over the other one, right?
He just took over the skeleton. Yeah, but I suppose if he came
and attacked me, he's close to me then as well.
So I could do either one that in that one.
OK. So we'll assume then that those
two are right next to each other.
You end up within range to be able to attack.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for the one I was fighting before, I suppose.
Why not? Got you.
That one looks pretty damn good still.
Yeah, yeah, you get figured. So it's got a little blood
trick. Not really.
No, I miss it's a six. Yeah.
So you swing the skeleton sword and it's like because like
you're not complete, it's a little bit tough to read.
So it's almost like you've got just terrible astigmatism, all
the stuff. You're really having trouble
seeing stuff and it's really hard to.
Swing could really use those eye sockets, all right, yeah, that's
why. So we'll move on then to whoever
else. Yeah, we'll, Rick, get out.
Rick, get out. Rick And that's a 15.
Hell yeah, that hits. You said get on or get out.
What do you mean? You said get down and give you
more warning you. Gave me oh, oh.
I'm getting this down. Now this down.
Sure it doesn't look like this
look like. This three damage -1, so two
more OK, it's on desk door. That arrow hit it right in a
spot that you consume is a little organ.
Hard to say with this thing. After that entry slies by, I'm
gonna swing with my vulge upwards, OK?
Or stab upwards. You're gonna upward up stab.
Ohh God upper stab. Upper stab 12 that hits or 13
that still hits. It's perfect.
Wait a minute, what is my thing gotta be?
It's gotta be the 10, OK? Yeah, we'll have to get this
because of the +2, Right. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, I got him.
Yeah, You got him. Yep. 7 minus doesn't even
matter. Tell me about.
It it's K1, tell me about it. You can't possibly knock with
that I. Stab him right between the necks
like right where as I. Stand up.
Yep. Right in the V, right in the
center shoulder. Yeah.
There you go.
And I'm gonna pull the bull. Joe, turn around.
That was a pretty good shot there cuz we bought cuz he's
like it was raining down blood, black blood onto him.
And there are the skeletons who are just like like little things
called Star Wars the Raiders. Toss down Raiders.
Yeah, there's only one left. Never mind.
The other one is just headless, but he's doing it too.
Well, Rick, that looks pretty freaking cool.
Freaking cool. Hell yeah.
There's. Still.
One, there's still 1. Hold on.
You said you got it. You said you.
Got it. So lefty, you still got a chance
and I think that's it. And then those two skeletons,
presumably 1. Does not mean take a seat.
Don't worry, I'm walking over there.
Nice and slow life. I'll be over there soon.
Just you're just spending your turn walking over there.
Yeah, well, how far away is? He I mean, it's right next to
you. Don't worry, I'll get you next
time. Hey, if you have to spend a turn
to walk over there, then that's a long you probably.
Excessive combat roles fucking jumping behind.
I gotta catch my breath. Yeah, yeah, I did a lot of
movement over here like you. Thunder.
Heavy gunfire for some reason. Alright, I would.
I was gonna argue and tell you said you were out of breath and
that is very easy to believe. I got a wicked wedge on Wicked.
He's riding up there. Oh, from the skeleton.
From the summer so. Oh yeah, his one arm is like
back like that. It's just up in your.
Don't wear your bong so high. Ain't go to get back there and
pick it for me. If you wouldn't be so calm, it's
me. It's me.
Oh, pulls himself out. Just like being muffled, he.
Knows his arm. Oh shit, yeah.
And you feel the relief of him? Ohh.
Sweet sweet relief. His arm out of your ass crack.
Did I come? Did I come?
I can't tell anymore. God damn it, Levi I.
Hate this. There's the line.
We gotta start drawing it further this way.
Yeah, yeah. Just draw the line towards me.
I'm coming everywhere. Edge the line a little bit, OK.
I was. Going to say I love you Guys's
budding relationship now, after the crazy death death threats
you had. Yep, waiting for that to fall
apart. So everybody went skeleton is
the only one left. What is it 2 two and biting
nails and fingers and whatever, whatever is there.
Is Crunch Fighter Nail Flipper is the only one that's left.
Yeah, yeah, Crunch Fighter Nail Flippers.
Gotta go. Although still has he'll.
Jump on standing on the back of this this one, OK, no, that's
not great. He's.
Six. He jumps on him and he just like
misses his to jump entirely. And he just like ends up kind of
tumbling over it and then rolling and like as you do, you
see one of his legs doesn't come back up with him and he loses
this balance and falls. This is a fucking circus.
Circus. Yep.
I guess that's role initiative,
isn't it? Yeah.
Do it Thomas all. Right, that's a four.
A four. That's you guys.
Nice. There's one of these left.
I've made it, don't you worry. However, though at the top of
the round, why don't we also role morale?
Which it doesn't have, so never mind.
OK, I'm gonna hit it with a hammer or a sword.
I was thinking like you wouldn't roll around here, right?
And then look like Nope. Never mind practice, Ron.
Yeah, Good practice, Ron. That's a.
That's a 10. A10 to hit him.
You got him. No, you did not.
Yes, you did. You did.
I keep getting it backwards. Figure it out. 10 and one of the
12. Figure it out, and then I'll
roll. You got it.
OK, OK, that's two. So probably 0 damage with my
luck. Yes, zero.
Yeah, Okay, Yeah, you called that.
It was a noble attempt. Let me give it a try I.
Finally made it here. That scale was particularly
tough. Yeah, yeah, it's like hitting a
stone. And you just, like, see spark
shoot off your plate, actually, as it happens, the rest of you.
I wanna slide under here and slash out of leg.
You're just like underneath it now.
I know, just like a little slide.
Slide on the leg like legless style.
Okay, I got accidental stuff. Yeah, the nimble guy that took a
round to get over. Here is the legless slide.
Know that he's here. I'm here now.
He was further than his stamina. Bar recharged.
I'm sliding in this blood. It's slippery.
Come on now. That's that could be the case.
Might make it harder. It did.
He rolled the fucking coin. Omen.
You hear what you deserve. Ohh.
I deserve importantly like I deserve do.
You have. Anybody I deserve?
No. He's out of omen.
You're. Out of omen, I deserve this.
Ohh. No.
This is my punishment. So.
I could cry. It gets to attack.
You could. Cry, I think.
No, he was is a fumble on an attack weapon brakes or is lost?
Well, so I I think like as you're doing that, you're just
dragging that sword across the ground, right?
Like you're almost like grinding.
It's like, wow, I'm doing this pretty good.
Look at me. Move it.
Just. Snaps off at the hilt in the
breaks, Yeah. I thought it was short before.
It's literally a hilt now. You couldn't even you could just
like, butt him with it. You have a fist pack.
Ohh fuck. So.
One more sort. For you.
Whoops, that. Was pretty funny.
Thanks. It was a really bad ass thing
and then he's like, you fucked it up so hard.
It's fitting. I deserved.
It I didn't feel that's true. So only you two went so far, but
with the other three. Fucking reach out and touch him,
Thomas. Alright, how many bolts you
have? Don't ask questions 19 total.
Fuck. Shit, you're good.
Yeah, and I've only used three. OK3.
So yeah, he's just gonna line up the shot, not even giving it.
Mayor there, a warning. Just firing.
Sounds about if you miss, you hit him, I think.
OK, yeah, then I shoot him in the ass.
It's good. It's good that I don't have
that. I don't.
Have that. So take half, take only a D4
damage for half four. Yeah, just for the case he
doesn't have an ass. That is a.
Two. OK, OK, so.
What about your natural armor? I feel like because of like
heightening the penalty for the miss, it's not full damage.
You know, it's already fucking way too harsh for no reason.
It's because I read an article. Probably a good thing.
That thing gets destroyed before the fight ends, so it doesn't
attack him. What's that?
Yeah, it's just like a body suit.
That's there, yeah. I'm at 4:00.
So yeah, we've been just like let's lose that shot.
Just that was, that was Kevin. That was Kevin.
Wait, what? Who was in front of him?
There is a bolt in my bum. My bum.
Like a he like punched a hole through your pelvic bone.
You didn't need that part anymore.
All right. So Kevin's left.
And so is Rick do. You wanna go?
Yeah, I'm gonna look at Wee MIT. I'm gonna flip him off real
quick and then I'm gonna run towards this last one, just like
Sword first, going for the body. Just Lansing him with your the
human Lance. Yeah, that's an 18 + 1.
That's a 19. Fuck yeah, you got him real
nice. Five on the dye once as four
points of damage. Four points of damage.
That's not bad. The without cuz I was sick cuz
what I have been doing is you guys have been cutting head off
at half his hell half health right?
In this case though with your description you really wouldn't
have cut a head off probably so no Nope.
So yeah, so you just sync this bleeding up to the hill and as
you pull it back out and you can just gush and blood the black
blood, not the green blood. OK.
Would you like to divulge this man thing?
Creature. Creature.
I sure would. I sure would.
I give him a poke 12. Good.
That's good. Yeah.
It's very nice Five. Minus. 2. 3/3.
I was really hoping cuz it landed on the sound effect
button. That would have triggered one of
them, the longest one. So that's everybody I guess.
That last skeleton. Someone want to roll for him as
he runs up and gives a deal? Gladiator or no he's not.
He's on the ground with a leg missing.
He's gonna spend that time getting back up off the ground
and picking up his leg again, cuz he.
Back on. Yeah, he overdid it.
I know that feeling. Yeah, me too.
The Hydra's turn. Yes, it against.
It's better judgment because it doesn't have any.
It goes to it. You guys are all crowding around
this thing. Except for we met.
Well, lucky him. So all.
Yeah, well, you're pretty far away to be.
Fair with this six of us? Yeah, yeah, the skeleton.
You got the skeleton, the skeleton, the skeleton.
Actually. And then the big guy was on the
ground. In the Human Torch.
Yeah, yeah. The only I got, I got to imagine
Rick is too far away with the Volge.
He's kind of got a good stab. So that's 1234.
And then that's Kevin Lefty Mayor Crunch Butter nill
Clipper. What a name, Kevin. #4 so it's
the last. One, it was the skeleton.
OK, so and so give me an agility test.
As for the skeleton, anybody as this head, Actually there's
still 2 heads. Never mind.
Oh. So three, he doesn't make it.
Who doesn't make it? Nope, he.
This grabs him by the head as well, and it just crunches his
head in his much more powerful than the other one's jaws.
Yeah, and the skeleton falls. And the other head, because
there's still two. Give me a D3 for that and we'll
just go the same order. Kevin Lefty Mayor.
Alphabetical apparently it is Kevin.
It's Kevin, I rolled. Give me an agility test DR12. 6.
Six you failed. This is not good.
I know he does. He has 1H.
I know he does. Oh my gosh.
You have no omens. I am all out of omens.
OK, give me the damage. You have armor.
I have no armor. Oh God.
Oh, Kevin. What's the damage?
Oh oh, right. How do I roll?
D6O boy. He could still be broken, he.
Could be broken. That's a three.
No, no, don't worry. I'll save you buddy.
I'll. Save you little guys, so so.
That's a great place for a break.
Welcome back to Flaws in the Face.
Now, Kevin, why don't you explain Kevin's scenario here?
As you you you're dying here, so I'll give you the explanation
here. So as Kevin goes and thrusts the
sword in to the torso of this baby basket, the head swings
back, catches him right between right on the neck, between the
shoulder and the head, and just takes.
A huge chunk out, taking the head and the neck and ripping it
right off and decapitated. I don't think this is gonna heal
them at all. And Kevin drops in a pile of
smoldering. Flesh.
Yeah, your hands go out the neck just sprays.
One parodino style. Oh yeah, the eyes go out.
That's the indicator right there.
That's very ninjaless. Ass.
The light literally left his eyes.
The the Gordon. What ahead?
There's no wisely and wisely. Fuck you.
I'm just. Saying record, I just want to
say recipe scoots. I want to say that on record.
OK. Oh, that's what I mean, Yeah.
At least I can get my sword there.
My sword. OK, that's good.
News here is. Good news, that was its.
Turn that. That's the lesson you got from
this. I'm just saying, I'm just saying
all's for one and one's for all, one's for all.
And the thing screams at the rest of you, and I think it's
how come? On we're trying.
To mourn our loss here, I wouldn't mourn her your loss
right now and pay attention to that thing in front of.
You Rick swings. OK.
I think it's initiative time isn't?
It good job monkey by own job monkey is it?
I think so. OK, that's how.
Do you cock at six? Six it's, it's.
You guys? Yep.
So Rick swings. Rick swings.
Yep. I can't remember.
It's a natural 20. It's a natural 20.
OK, so double damage. Enemy armor reduced by 1 tier,
which will be destroying his scales then.
OK, so work that into your description.
Oh my. Fucking look, guys, Come on. 510
doubled for 10. And the armor still counts and
cuz it's thundered afterwards. You won.
Monster. So that.
Oh, OK, great. Then tell me about it.
You avenged him. This is for this.
Is for Kevin, I'ma said. I'ma said the name I couldn't
remember and I jump on his back with my shield and the vulge and
I cut off the other head and ride it like a bowl.
Cut off the head. As you cut off its head, it
sprays all this green ants. Yeah, and all over everybody
around it, barring an agility test, so.
All you made this way more detrimental?
We're all here, you fool. Yeah, you said that you didn't
make it. No, I made it with the. 17 far
enough. Back you are.
We might do our far enough back. See it all.
Worked out, all the skeletons are dead.
You ride a cuff. And then D 4 + 1 damage to those
who failed to do 2, OK. I got a 17.
Oh, you're good. Yeah, you just knowing what
happened you. Got Summer Self out of here?
You're still on the ground, I bet, at this point.
So you probably just roll out of the way that roll, that roll out
of the way, yeah. Over to Kevin's body.
Grab my sword. I'm gonna ride this thing like a
headless chicken until it just kind of falls and grinds into
the ground. Yeah, it does.
Some of the muscles kind of continue firing into for a
little bit and then it just kind of.
Like, it's like it's like it's robotic dog just kind of
powering down easy girl. Has anyone seen the head of my
axe? This stick is useless.
Useless. No, no.
You hear suddenly in the silence.
You hear footsteps coming from the doorway to you came into
this room from the South, down the stairs, right past those two
guys. Also in this room, there was a
doorway on the east wall to your right.
Not a door, but a doorway leading down a dark hallway.
I throw my stick. You hear footsteps come, you
throw your stick. Yeah, I want to throw my stick.
As you hear these footsteps, yeah.
Well, do they sound like angry footsteps?
They just sound casual, I think. Yeah, okay, you're gonna.
It might just be a librarian. Yeah exactly.
Hit him in the head. Bounce it off.
Ohh God do one thing. Everybody, everybody just blame
it on him when it. Blame it on the guy.
That's right. Kevin's new character give me an
agility test. Fucking.
Christ, alright. It's just a stick.
It's 13 + 1. That's 14.
I feel like that's good what happens, Kevin.
I guess as a stick swooshes by, he just kind of dips shoulder,
lets it go by and just keeps walking forward.
But look, he's a badass. No one saw that.
He's in the dark tone Fucking. Excellent.
Yeah. We have no flame.
No. You see him emerging from this
dark hallway into the torch lit room and you fuck, right?
What do they see, Kevin? It was him.
Great age there, Lefty. They see a guy, he's got a bunch
of, he's got a necklace full of tooth and bone around his neck,
bunch of scars covering his arms and his face and stuff, fur
pelts covering his body, a sword on his side, a quiver on the
other one, bow on his, in his hand, walking in.
Ladida. Mr. Fancy.
Yeah. I was having.
He threw the stick. Wasn't any of us.
Yeah, the fat one. I prefer bulbs, OK.
Bulbs. It's the other non skeleton.
Yeah, the rest of us can't actually have that.
Right. Wait, is that stick that like
the half of your hatchet of your of your broad act?
Well, yeah, because we forgot you had a broad act.
You kept saying sword. Yeah, OK.
Useless now, useless now. Very much like it's own.
Like it's own, yeah. Yeah.
Took down one of those things almost by myself.
Sure, sure I wasn't. needs help from everybody on this one, I
don't know. Anyways, Mr. Tars Man, what's
your name, Tars Man? What does?
That mean, oh, hey, what's going on, everybody?
Name's Moram. Moram.
Moram what? The.
Fuck. I mean, I mean that's what the I
don't remember what my real name was, but.
Like at the last Tavern, I just kept calling from Bull Rum, and
that's what the name that stuck so you got.
This. You got any of that lizard?
Lick for me. Lick for me not to.
Take a shot. Take a shot.
No, you threw a fucking stick at me, bud.
Well. Fuck you too then.
Fuck me. Fuck me.
Fuck you. You threw a stick.
Fuck off, Crick. We just fought hydras or
whatever, these fucking creatures, these little baby.
Ohh yeah, I bet you did a bunch of fucking damage too, didn't
you? Yeah.
What up? What's?
Going on over here. What's going on over here?
Flicks on, you bitch. We're trying to decide whether
or not we're going to kill this. Fool.
I might be which one? The old.
Tons of fun here. Yeah, yeah.
Did you just call me precious? Flashy.
He's the only he, He's the only one.
He's the only human in this room that you, you walked into a room
with a human and a bunch of skeletons, The other human
obviously decapitated on the ground, and then these bodies,
these basilis bodies, and the room is just trashed.
It could be from beforehand, but doesn't look like it.
Just putting the pieces together.
If I walked into this room, actually, you've probably been
in this room, so you probably knew it was in here and this
wasn't before. I was actually looking to get
these bass lists earlier, but looks like you guys did my dirty
work for me and I'm gonna go ahead and start hacking off the
feet of the bass list and throw them in my sack cuz.
I'm a tow connoisseur myself for myself.
And I'm going to put my finger up to his.
Mouth And why is your finger in my mouth?
You put it there. I watched you open your mouth.
I mean, his fingernails are well manicured.
Manicured. Which ones for your fingers?
I can't remember, can't remember.
If you decide you want to kill it, my mother, your son.
No, no, it's fine. He's he's probably good for
some. Black toes.
Happened to the the the gentleman that was walking
around here. Gentlemen, look, gentlemen.
Lot of legs. Lot of bodies.
There's none of those here. I know, gentlemen.
I know. Gentlemen that well, he had.
He was. He was the one that had these
basilisk. He's, he's been.
All. Right.
Yeah. I don't know.
Anyways, Anyway, he's a.
He's a. There was a second story, man
story before they showed up. Is he still around?
You're right. Wherever.
He's still around. You see two above.
Like probably 2-3 stories up. I can't remember what I said
last episode, but. The second story.
Man, but further, you see like there's a balcony up there, like
flush with this wall, and there's this candlelight
flickering up there. You can't really see much else,
but it's the candlelight is further in up there too.
So you're just kind of seeing the glow, the flickering glow.
Of that, does it look like we can climb up there?
The wall is pretty damn smooth. Does it look like is there a
climb up there? You could.
Like doorways or stairways back where I was.
Yep, Yep. You came from, you were probably
walking with. Assume that you were walking
down those worm tunnels was giant, you know?
What if we stack these bodies? There isn't enough to reach up
there. I could say that, but there's a
lot of furniture. So I mean, there's that.
OK. So a little back story for you
there, Morrum. I got to imagine because you're
you're what's your class? OK, so I am playing the Dire
Hunter by chalk down in June DJUUNI.
I think I've been coming June. June, forever the hunter and
never the prey, Your upbringing failed you and leaving you to
learn quick to survive in the dying world.
Raise amongst Beast and Wild Kim within the wilderness.
Starved amongst a sea of sand and cracked rocks for a
lifetime, you wear the corpse of the creature that stalked your
childhood as a grim memento. I have to imagine, though, that
you are here to hunt this mall worm, cuz you're a big game
hunter, right? Technically, yeah, that's pretty
much what I'd be. Would be the big game hunter.
Okay, so you probably have heard rumors of the mall worm in this
place and. Every time you say that, I
imagine we're in a mall. Not that kind of.
Mall worm it won't. Stop.
But people in age? Girls like a tremor worm.
Yeah. Like, you know, it's like the
the the Weasley kids that hang out with them.
Yeah, yeah, the friends of the boys.
Anyone wants some chocolate covered pretzels?
That's, that's small rash, especially, no.
I got to imagine that's probably why you're here, then, which was
probably why you came down that trail.
You crawled out of it. You probably came into the trail
in the room with the statue. Probably didn't fuck with the
statue because it was. Who knows?
If you were here before, the statue was probably knocked down
when you got there. You followed that was.
Broken when it got in there. So perfect.
OK, so then that was after these guys got there.
You came up this thing, followed this hallway, and now you're in
this room. That's pretty much it.
Yeah. Perfect.
So what are you fucks doing in here?
Fucks doing in here? Fucks doing.
It mind your own, at least not losing a friend.
And I'm gonna like walk over to to Kevin's corpse and I'm gonna
yank really hard and pull one of his fingers off.
He's more of a quaint, really. No one's asking you.
Whisper sweet nothings in my. Ears I would recommend you
recommend you keep from touching his face.
I can't into it, that's why. Why?
All right, Yeah. Don't take them there, bud.
So are we here to get this worm or what?
No. What?
No God, no. I saw.
That why not? Saw that?
Why not? Well, have you seen it?
You seen? It.
Yeah. It's fucking big, bro.
Yeah, yeah. Odd, yeah, but.
You know how much fucking sober we can get for that fucker?
I am not concerned about that, about that.
No, you're I I don't even know what the fuck you are, dude.
Yeah, neither you're. A ghost your bones your.
He's Ghost Bones. He's so at this point your your
consciousness and your ectoplasmic entity goes back to
your other skeleton, and this one angrily starts swinging at
at you. He thinks you're gonna post it
just although he doesn't have the head, so he can't tell you
that. I thought it was 10 combat
rounds. Yeah, but like, that's passed.
Yeah. OK, so yeah, you see that switch
as he says that to him, and then that thing just starts rushing
at. God fuck shit.
Please will somebody I'm gonna. Use your Swing.
At it. I'm pretty close.
I think First off we'll give an agility test for that attack.
Big Nope in this. Yep.
OK. Oh, no, no, it hit me.
Oh, it hit you? Yeah.
He stabs you in the bone Jelly. Bone Jelly.
I don't know who you are. Yeah, that's too damaged to me.
Was I put you at or you're gonna swing at it?
Yeah. OK.
We made at this point is going to turn to Mo Rum and like
pointing with Kevin's fingers on his head, it's just like.
You see, we've got enough problems right now before we
even go around and find this fucking worm.
We'll see him, he. Missed my swing in the
background. OK, yeah, yeah, it's in the
background of the scene. I like that.
So, like we're and he's like waving the finger above his head
and stuff. So we like we're going all.
Around. This place, yeah, one of the
rest of the guys. This is happening when the back
in the background. Pretty much, we got my back.
Swinging on this thing, Yeah. You hit him.
I saw the 13. Ohh, nice.
That's wonderful. Wow.
How much damning you do 11? I feel like that's probably
enough to stop. What's?
Going on, it is not. It's not what?
It has 6HP, my guy. What is that?
Now you create six, it goes back five, It just starts over.
Yes. OK, that's why I.
Said it was a bad. It's not good.
It has five hit points left, so this thing's still fucking
rolling around while you guys are, like, talking to each
other. I'm gonna look over at the.
Skeleton swinging the finger around and be like, Oh yeah, it
looks like a complex back story, bud.
That's the place for it. Yeah.
Thank. You What's the trend to force?
It yeah, you guys can just keep fucking talking.
Don't worry, I'm just gonna grab my sword here and pick it up
nice and slow back. Maybe I'll come help you.
I don't know. Now you have a sword.
They're probably. Kevin's sword there.
Oh. The sword I gave him Oh yeah,
yeah. Take this thing back.
All right, slick.
That's another one damage for me.
Thanks guys. No, it's still attacking you.
The fuck would not be. It would still continue he's
described. So seeing all this going on,
Morm's gonna pull his short sword out and he's just gonna
try to slap the skeleton like broadside Go for it.
That is going to be a 1616. Is it just a normal skeleton?
D4 damage. That's a 11OK, well yeah, that
was down before. Great.
Yeah, this is. It's like if thing is just
resilient, just fucking. It's just intent, like all of
your. It's like it's possessed.
Yeah. You're chopping part like.
That's exactly the problem. They're sweet again.
Yeah, you're true chopping this thing's legs off and like you're
just spying. Like it's just like it's got one
hand around mayor's neck and the other one want his blade.
Would you get their Vols were? I miss.
Oh God, yeah, you again. You're like swinging this panic
swings and yeah, your momentum just spins you to the ground.
Fuck yeah, I missed you. Yeah, because this thing is
grabbing your face with his sword in his hand.
We will tie off the finger and attach it to his string of beads
and then try to shoot with the crossbow.
OK. And this that.
Is a 12 OK, that's fine. Yeah, You have.
Yeah. For for damage?
For damage that takes them. Oh my God.
Thank you. Tell me about it, Thomas.
Yeah, so after watching these two like Bumble fuck around for
a while, we just like ties that finger off and then like lines
up a shot and then just like severs the spine of the skeleton
drop. The mayor down Oh.
Fuck. I told you you didn't need me.
You're welcome. I will never need you.
Never Once. Never again.
You have a cool next back story. God damn it.
Our relationships fucked up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut down and pick the middle finger off of Kevin's corpse.
It's a hot mess. Smacks.
Smacks lefty in the side of the head figure this.
You missed the gold season. Right, You're defiling this
corpse, but corpse but. Yeah, Mr. Morrum, I don't know
if you want hanging out with us. I sure as fucked out myself.
Look, we're on a mission. We're on a mission to do
something I can't remember now. We're always fighting.
This family's falling apart.
It's not my fault, I'm just saying it's.
Literally anytime you say, I'm just saying you're telling lies.
That is all you're doing. That's not my tail.
It is your tail. I'm gonna roll up my sleeve and
shoot myself up. Click, hold on.
Oh God. Oh, he's just tying one off.
I got a Med key here. I'm just gonna take a little for
myself here. How much are you healing
yourself? Three, yeah, as you.
Don't worry about what I'm doing though.
As you do that, Gulda sits up and looks over your shoulders.
Or doing it. And he's like, I gotta tell you,
that looks infected. Hey everybody.
Kevin at the end of the episode. This episode featured the
adventure Doomkirk by Cotero, which appears in Monolith issue
#1 entitled Harvest by our good friends at the Buckle with Levi
playing Lefty the Cannibal Cook by none other than Cannibal
Curator of Ex Libris Morkorg, Ian Long Thomas playing Weemit,
the Catacomb St. by Mikuti myself playing Kevin the
Scorched Bedlamite recipes Brother by Full Frontal, Phil
Jensen and Ian Torture Daddy, So Boss and Moram the Dire Hunter
by Chalk Down and June. Jake played St.
Rick the Cat have come St. again by Mccuty and Nate playing Mayor
Cedric the Bone Specter by Nate Seibert, which is also this
episode's companion content links to all this fantastic
thirdparty. More core content can be found
in the description accompanying this episode on whatever
platform you're listening to us on.
Speaking of platforms, you can find us on Spotify, Amazon
Music, Apple Podcast. Google, Podcasts or anywhere you
could find any of your podcast needs.
You could also find us on our socials, Facebook, Twitter or X
Instagram, Blue Sky, and Thread. Links to all these will be in
the description below. Thank you again for listening
and we'll catch you guys next time.
Damn record button anyway. All right.
You guys ready? Yeah, I believe so.
Get all your throat roaches out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how I get in the. That's how I get in the
character. This is beautiful.
The sounds of nature. Have fun listening to that.
Yeah, Kevin's gonna oh, he's whistling in it too.
Maybe that's why they call it cum whistle.
God damn. You know that's what you throw
it. No, Oh.
God. You fucking monster.
Something weird enough. Somebody.
Yeah, it's still. Gross now begin before.
I thought my hands were sweaty before.
That's a moist shaft. It's not a better one.
Again, thanks for noticing it's glistening.
Got a wet whistle? We all know Kevin's been playing
with shafts all day. Have you called anybody at clock
smooch yet? Yes, I called my boss at Cock
Smooch. He's like.
What? You've been listening to Indie
porn. Indie porn?
What does that even mean? That's listening to anyway.
He listens to it. That shit's always on mute.
Thomas, we retweeted your post for your class and like what you
have to name it Clock. Snooch.
I didn't see that. I was like, should I like?
I asked them. Yes, that's.
Pretty thing clocks. Boo Brooding 7.
Florin. Such an edge.
Lord got like Nikki six hair. What's that?
He's got Nikki six hair. He uses.
I'm gonna kill myself. Those affliction.
No, I'm kidding. We call them.
My jewel encrusted jeans. Yeah, yeah, just wear a cowboy
hat. With a hot little number looks
like Ted Nugent. You're putting a stranglehold on
you baby cats grab a fever. That was the thing as the cat.