Last time on Flail to the Face, our hopeless scum found
themselves in hot pursuit of a pout of Fuel party member as
they delved deeper into the dust bunnel.
When Sasha hitched a ride, Coolnot guided the elderly Tommy
started to unravel. Spin caught up on some reading
and screeched, reached out and touched someone.
Can it get any worse? Find out this week on the new
episode of Flail to the Face. Welcome back as well to the
Face. Is that correct?
Yeah, that's what you say. We'll come back.
OK. It's been a it's been a while.
Yeah. OK.
So. About the same amount of time,
to be honest. Time is fluid.
It's an illusion. You only believe in it if you
want to. Like Christmas.
Jesus, beep both of those words out so you don't know exactly
what I'm talking about. Very terribly so.
You can still hear it. So let's see.
Sasha's in the water and you guys are all standing on this
scaffolding looking down at the darkness that I feel at this
point. Sasha is so far down that you
can't see her glow. And Tommy, you said you were
going to climb down, correct on the scaffolding.
Yeah, I said. I pushed my way past Screech to
start climbing down because I need to get the crew back
together otherwise I will be a fucking failure and the Arch
Rogue will not have that. Is this your dad?
His uncle. Yes.
Is it my uncle? Yeah, Uncle Dad.
So what is what kind of armor are you wearing?
I am wearing kinskin vest so it's.
D2 armor Oh D2 OK tier one. OK, so all those I'll tell you
guys the rules here for the the climbing down this area.
OK, so climbing requires ADR 8 agility or strength test
player's choice, which is convenient for each section to
send it. Each tier of armor worn adds Dr.
+2 in addition to any encumbrance penalties.
In this case that puts you already out ADR 10 from tier
one. Bad weather like a torrential
storm adds Dr. +2. I would say though now because
you guys are so far down in here that is probably hasn't gotten
this far down as far as like these levels of the scaffolding
being saturated and even affected by that, so I'm gonna
ignore that one this far down. Each piece of climbing equipment
used subtracts Dr. -2. On a failed roll, PCs will
pinball down the length of the shaft, but can break their fall
on a successful DR14 Agility or Strength test, effectively
grabbing something to stop their fall.
And then there's subdivisions of how many levels.
I would say at this point, massage has fallen 2 levels.
PCs test for each section they fall through, and take D6 damage
for each one wherever they ultimately stop.
Geez. Again, the water's a bit of a
Gimme. And I would say that Rubus, I
apologize, but I like, I liked the scene that it created.
That's a little bit funnier than debatably funnier.
I thought it was the alternative.
I'm like, though, that's funny too.
It just doesn't surface. Unfortunately.
You saw just surfaced the scaffolds though.
A hodgepodge of mud crusted scaffolding dubiously
constructed of various materials rises from the bottom to a point
indicated climbing Dr. -2 But Dr. +2 to attack and defend on
the scaffolding close quarters, right?
So OK. Dozens of rope and pulley
systems dangled, creating a spider with both lines each
attached to a bucket. That being said, I think that
remember I asked about the tight quarters and your big weapon.
I think ultimately that's what I should have done is just change
the Dr. Sure. So either way, I think you also
in that 2020 didn't answer, but I do agree that that makes
sense. Very cool.
So that being the case, if you're going to climb down here
using the scaffolding, that's only going to be ADR 8.
Giving all the circumstances for you, Tommy.
OK also Nope. There's another thing I just
realized on the same page. Swirling winds routinely blow
down this funnel shaped hole and into the various caves and
Burrows along its length. When entering an area, roll AD 6
for torches and other open light sources, and AD 10 for lanterns
and the like. On the result of one, the flame
is snuffed out by a gust of wind.
So as you're standing here on this precipice, you with your
torch, give me AD 6 before you even clap. 6.
OK, what a good there is. You feel the wind too, and it's
kind of within the flame around a little bit.
Not enough to blow it out, apparently.
OK I rolled A6 on my climbing down but I have a plus two of my
agility so that is an 8. OK, perfect meets it, beats it.
So you make it down a couple flights of this scaffolding
pretty safely. Yeah, it's a little tricky in
some spots, but you manage pretty well.
And but let's say you're a level below the rest.
What about the rest of you then up above?
You know it will knock. I feel like I might have figured
this out finally, but to be honest I've already forgotten
what the man said so and I shut my book.
Yeah, it will not. Just like looks up at the pig.
His friend of yours. Well, where the fuck did we
pick? Her up?
Yeah, the pig is looking over the railing too.
You see him? I wasn't sure if this was like
your eighth wife twice removed. Or something.
No, no spin. He is very interested in many,
many things. But pigs?
No, I just, I can't keep up with the truffling.
Do do you need to go collect your pig or?
Well, you. Turn around and and Screech is
gone. He sees God on me, damn it.
I feel like we, we are the last ones to every fucking adventure
that has been happening today. So maybe we just step off like
to sign. Did you fucking hear that
motherfucker's just creeping around.
He's not even jumped. Screech, you said you climbed
down as well. OK, OK, so it's age armor.
It's Tier 1, tier one. OK, so you have 10 and then
you're also coming down that. So it's an 8 and you got a 12?
Yep. OK, wonderful.
So yeah, you managed to make it down a little better than than
Tommy even did. Very Tarzan.
Yeah. I feel like he's used to that
kind of thing. What about Quill Knock here?
Quill knock at this point is like fine I guess you got to
keep up with the other toddlers. What's your armour situation?
I am wearing splint mail which is.
Which is Tier 2 isn't it? Tier. 3 Tier 30, OK, so that's
what 810-1214 minus the two for the scaffolding.
So it's a it's a 12 for you then.
Oh shit. Dude.
That is going to be an 11. An 11?
Oh no. Does anybody have any omens?
I have. I have two omens left.
OK, Are you going to use one? Yes.
Oh, you are. OK, I'm going to.
I'm going to lower the. Dr. OK, wonderful.
So you succeed, then you climbing down as well.
Your your armor is making it pretty tough.
You're pretty heavy, and it feels like every time that
you're climbing down the side, like tubing and rails or
whatever, you're gonna go over the edge.
And at one point you almost feel like you do but but don't, and
you end up along with the other two.
Spin. What about you up there?
You just put your book away and realize that nobody's around
anymore. Put a pig above you.
It'll be so much funnier to watch him fall just like Sasha.
No, but then splat on the. Spin steps up to the ledge,
wraps his toes over the ledge and then rub claps his hands
together and rubs them. Svind was on diving team.
You're diving. I'm gonna take a dive, he.
Said it. Oh.
God, I want to hit the pavement. I just, I just watched, I just
watched Sasha fly by in the corner of my bad eye.
They're. Both the same size.
The corner of my bad eye. OK.
I know this place. I've been here before.
I've said this a few times. OK, that is true.
Let's just go with the this is a successful DR14 agility test.
Oh God, you said what now? DR14 agility.
Oh if you make it. I don't know why I didn't think
something to do earlier, but I tested to prevent.
OK, well, that's a 19. So nice.
So yeah, you over the end. Tell me about it.
That's been fun. It's not a death, but.
You know I I fucking spinned, claps his hands together, rubs
them. Spin them also was best and I
take I take a nice little dive off the ledge and I do a couple
flips and then I spread eagle and then I wrap myself close and
I shoot down like a missile. Nice.
Right next to Sasha too. And then you you serve.
That's dude. That's where Tommy and Screech
look up and he's and then the slow motion shot.
That's the spread eagle. Oh my God, me too buddy, me too.
Jesus. Christ these guys are insane.
Yeah, hey, hey, we're still cute.
Set the camera. Oh man.
So you 2 down in the water, then Sasha, another splash next to
you and spin surfaces right next to you.
And you guys keep in mind like it's a river.
Yeah, you guys are flowing towards this waterfall.
Jesus Christ. Right.
Like I said, there there are two big chains attached to the
ceiling of this chamber going down the water.
How far apart? How far apart?
Oh, let's say that this waterfall is about a good 40
feet around. It's like more of a let's
consider it how far? Away am I from the closest
chain. Let's call it enough with an
agility test. You can get there now.
No, Give me. Give me a number first, Give me
another. Ring give me AD four.
That's how many rounds away you are.
Then oh shit, Oh my gosh. Wait, D2 That seems way fair.
D2. Yeah, way fair. 11 OK, you're
one round away. So.
How far can I swim then? I mean that I have a 10 foot.
Pole. I'm trying to use this as a
utensil to lodge into the chain. You're very.
Small, I want to say that I'm. Going to grab Sasha by the belt.
OK, so there's a lot of factors here.
Here's the thing. No.
OK, I want to say that you are between equidistance, between
people. 'S a lifeguard on beach duty
days. Stay away from me.
Look, Sasha, you are drowning and I punch her in the nose
because you're supposed to knock them out if they're fighting
back. Are you?
Yeah, so far away. I think you're talking about
punching a. No, shut up, you don't know.
Spin was lifeguard and I punched Sasha in Leno.
Give me, give me a strength test.
I'm going. To end up throwing this bomb
out. And you guys are like, keep in
mind you're doing this while we're like worried about time
and distance and all that crap. So you're likely more doing that
than anything else. You're watching 1414.
Like you punch Sasha in the nose, give me D2 damage, give
Sasha D2 damage. Rather not nick one one.
Damn you did one damage. Punch him in the nose and I'm
going to continue swimming away. Oh my God.
So here's the thing, you guys are fighting each other while
also trying to not fall down that water.
Just trying to save you. You don't understand what's?
18 Give me a. Hunch and thin nose is.
Fucking dead. Two damage.
I have ropy skin. Roll that bitch again.
No, I have ropy skin. At this point I feel like you
two are careening over the edge of the waterfall, punching each
other. In the door.
Yeah, but this can't be the best.
OK, so swim. Swim both of you.
Then to determine that, give me both the strength test.
We're going to call that Dr. 14. Try spin trying to save you.
Put a top of pyramid. Stop.
You are drowning both of us. I never asked for your.
I fucking rolled terrible. He did.
I got a 10. OK, so both of you guys as you
guys are arguing and puzzing each other, both go careening
over the edge of this waterfall. I have my hand on on Tommy
shoulder and I'm looking him in the eyes and it's just the most
desperate and fucking broke. Here's the thing, you guys do
see this only by the lights that Sasha emits and the red glow, of
course you see and disappear into it and we're just
screaming. But also they're probably a good
20 feet below you still because you guys made it down a section
and I said two sections. So yeah, there wasn't a lot you
could do besides hear them and watch them.
What do we see in this glow? Let's go to the other three
first as you guys disappear into the darkness this red.
Yeah, this isn't my fault, okay? I never wanted any of this.
I don't know whose fault anything is anymore, but I'm
fine with it. We're all to blame.
I'm living my. Truth.
Yeah, Quill knocked, looking over the edge and catching some
of this is you're not too attached to those.
Guys. I, I mean kinda, I'm kind of
more concerned about where the fact that 10 foot pole was when
spind was diving down anyways, no, we should probably go
fucking get them. I mean at least make a a fucking
effort. I, I, I can't have everybody in
this fucking crew go to shit. And you can see just like he's
like stressed out almost to tears and he goes down to the
next level. OK.
Will not go turn to the screech then.
I don't know if he realizes this, but it's already kind of
went to shit. I heard that.
Kevin, give me DR10. Agility, I believe is what we
figured with 08 with you because up for the armor, down for the
scaffolding. So eight, yeah.
That's a nine all together. A nine.
Oh, wonderful. Yeah.
You make it down to the water, down to the tributary, and you
realize that here at the base of this scaffolding, it's not the
deepest, you know, but the. But the current is is heavy.
So I would. Oh, you're also a goblin too.
You're very small as well. Never mind.
You wouldn't realize that it's deep to you.
Yeah. About how far out are they from
me? They oh the the two the the hole
I want to call the hole like 40 feet away and they have
disappeared into it already at this point.
OK, because I do they're. Just they're stuck in like we're
off camera limbo. Yeah, at the moment.
What about Screech? I'll take my trip down there
too. OK.
Yeah, I'm good. Wonderful.
Yeah, just no problem. There's a nice ladder that you
notice obviously where to go down here and yeah actually for
you notice too cuz I feel like these goblins are all any about
belly but navel level to you if you're standing up straight,
which he probably ever is. So here in the water like it's
like chest high. Damn, yeah that's also about
right for a guy either do by his height.
I feel like he's pretty tall. Hunched over so.
Well, yeah, but if you, if you know, like if you stand up
straight, which I meant to go water, Yeah, you won't drown.
Yeah, I couldn't stand up above it, but instead just hunched
over it, muscle around muscle memory.
Yeah, it'll kill you. There's no it doesn't look down
here to have any way down that isn't just straight waterfall,
is that. No, it looks like it's just kind
of the water is coming out of pretty much the darkness and
kind of coming from both directions and going down this
almost like another funnel. This is the shortcut.
To where the you'll find out what about will knock here.
Yeah. Yeah, he's just going to follow
Screech at this point. OK, Yep.
So that's a good with that 12 for you, I think agility respect
again. Strength is 16. 16 Wonderful.
So you make it down despite your armor and yeah, you're you're a
taller dude, I'm sure too, isn't he?
He's not goblin height anyway, so yeah, you're still head above
water. You can tread it.
But yeah, you do feel the current down here is really
pulling you guys. And you see too, I gotta imagine
you're just holding on to the scaffolding still, right?
Because I would just be like, I'm down here, Woo.
You know? So yeah, you guys do feel like
it's it's pulling at you. And he feels like perhaps you
might not be able to hold on long without a string test
coming up. It's not all hands.
But going back to the other two, you guys fall.
Oh God, you fall. Stind and Sasha both go
careening over this, and you see as you're getting closer and
it's ways down, like you're falling for a while, you see
finally what's creating this glow as down below you, as
you're falling towards it, you see a massive iron face, just
angry iron face. And you feel like in this
distance, it's hard to tell. Yeah, it's hard to tell, but
it's like this glowing red mouth and you see like the the
silhouette of the teeth kind of blocking the light.
Just angry jagged teeth, glowing red eyes.
And obviously based on the distance, how far down this is
from you. This thing's fucking enormous.
And you're getting closer and closer to it and you're just
free falling through a stream of water pretty much.
And as you see as you're getting closer and closer that this
water is like hitting this creature and it's just like
evaporating into this steam. I have tough, tough ropey skin.
I know. And you see that these chains
because you can see these chains that go the same length that
you're falling and you see these get closer together almost like
they're getting around you. These two hands almost block the
actual the light that it that the face is emanating and as if
to catch you and these hands are getting closer and closer and
the the water is not evaporating in his hands, but they're
pulling up into him right. And you guys both just crashed
into this water. Fortunately, your Ruby skin so.
So if water breaks the impact miraculously, as we've already
done, regrettably happening right now, and you feel this,
the change, you hear them clinking and everything as the
hands start to come down and we'll switch back up to the top.
My entire opinion of this whole situation has flipped like 6
times. I was like well they're fucked,
how do I not get fucked myself? Wait a minute, wait wait wait.
I don't know what the fuck to do.
OK, So what about the three of you?
You guys don't. Have you guys no idea what was
happening down there? No, no clue.
We just know that they went over right.
That's it. That's all you really know,
Yeah. And you heard a bunch of
smacking as we were punching. You had those cheeks.
Falling. In the wind.
And you said that the scaffolding went right into the
river. There's no shore for us to.
It looks like it it built from the actual like tributary bed.
By those calculations, you got to go on the river.
Right. It's the only thing that makes
sense. I mean, if they think that that
would be a good. Idea they're not high we.
Are. The idea that we're here for
cocaine and then you're looking to go, what's happening?
It's like no one says you have to.
This is the thing this. Is where the tap is.
Duh. Right from the demon's vein.
Tommy says we have. To the ironic thing is that you
I don't even say it. Screech.
I don't fucking know. I at.
This fucking. Point.
I don't know dude. Damn.
Well, they they're your friends. I mean.
Fuck. I can't have this fucking crew
go to shit too late. Fuck you.
All right, I'm going to look over at Quill Knock.
So where are these fucking cultists?
Crosses his arms, starts floating away.
Crosses arms anyway. They just dump you off here?
Or were they fucking here? How did you get here?
I woke up in upper levels. I assumed they were down lower.
Aside from the scaffolding, is there any any other indications
of any opening or any? Sort of travel, you see two
chains, that's right, the chains, the two giant chains
suspended from the ceiling down here of this tributary and they
are going down to the water as well actually.
So the real sound that you probably do hear is water
rustling these chains maybe, but they're so big probably wouldn't
even move them. But at one point you do see them
actually start to do things, which is when you know.
Curiosity, then, is I Quinac's going to go check out those
chains? OK, so how I'm going to do that
then is we're going to give you a Dr. Oh, you're wearing big
heavy armor and he's. Going.
We're going to call it DR16 agility or strength to get to
the chain without going into the waterfall.
Strength. I got a 16 on the nose.
Oh yeah. So you just force your way over
to this chain through the water, really keeping your footing at
the bottom here, which is probably slick with slick stuff.
Mayonnaise and bleach. No Moss.
Oh yeah, whatever. But you make it to the chain and
the chain is so big that like you're putting your arm around
like 1/2 of the link, you know what I mean?
Like it's like, it's like a tree trunk.
Like not a very big tree, but a tree that you can do that with.
So it's something that we could in theory climb down though.
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
Well, Tommy, I guess you're so concerned about these two.
Let's get going and I'll try climbing down the chain.
Let's call it Dr. 16 Strength. Agility's not gonna help with
this one. 15 + 217. Yeah, you're like the the with
how big these like links of this chain are, it really feels like
a ladder, not too hard to really climb down at all.
You see this red glow, It's it's hard to tell exactly where it's
coming from 'cause it's not pointing up at you like it was
them. So you're climbing down and it's
like you probably are looking down at maybe 200 feet like it's
a fucking distance, right? It is black, empty.
Does dark chasm with just that glow down below.
Before we continue that, what about the other two guys who are
up top, You see, will not climb down the chain.
I guess once he once he like breaks line of sight, it's kind
of anywhere. I'm sure they could.
See Sasha's light down below too.
Yes, you see also Quill knock. You see Sasha down below by that
red glow. Yeah, basically as I'm climbing
down, right before my head drops below like the edge kind of look
at these two up there and just like pussies.
Pussies. Yeah.
You also see down there. Yeah, you see Sasha's glow
illuminating like a pool of water.
And what looks, because it's hard to tell exactly where it
is, but it looks like it's kind of in front of the face.
Yeah. So what are you guys a pop doing
here? I'm looking at Screech.
I'm. Sure, he's looking back.
I cough a bunch of blood into my hand, shrugging, wave, laugh,
toaster man, I just fucking jump straight into the water and
float down on my back. Oh, really?
You're just going okay? Oh wow, no chain, nothing.
Okay, so yeah, he floats down to the water.
He floats down to the water and you, yeah, you're going down and
you see, you see Quill knock down the chain.
Just kind of, yeah, you, yeah. You see Screech just all.
I kind of imagine him being like the way that he kind of barely
is giving him. He's just kind of like, just
like just fucking absolutely right.
Going real bad, yes. I like it a lot, like somebody
who passed out skydiving. No, I imagine you're more of
just like a pensive stare and then your arms are crossed just
like. Falling.
Oh, that's pretty good too. Like Piccolo, but manically
laughing. Yeah, perfect.
What about Tommy? Just called him a name.
He's going to follow. Oh God, how are you going?
Are you going with chain or are you going free fall?
Chain. Chain.
OK, so give me OK, So what we say it was a strength to get to
it. It was 16 because of his armor
though, so it'll be a 12 for you because knocking off the two
tiers, it was only because the heavy armor makes that probably
really hard. Oh, oh, what'd you get?
I got a 15. Good.
Awesome. Wait, no, that's good.
You made it sound like you did. You make your way over.
You kind of float pretty effortlessly.
You kind of just like let go of the thing, flow past the chain
and grab onto it, and then you're going to go down the
chain as well, huh. Yeah.
OK, So now another climb. It's ADR 12, actually.
Yeah, it was 16 for you armor. So 12.
Yep. 12 strength. Oh.
It's three. Got no man.
I've got, I've got one. You're.
Going to use it. Yeah, it's.
A re roll song. Re roll.
Better blow on that die. Oh.
That was cocked. That's a three.
That's a three again. Oh shit, you didn't.
Blow on it? What the fuck?
So that's the one who's flailing uncontrollably down.
You're climbing down this and it's though the wetness of the
of the chain itself and the slickness of your boot.
You slip and the pole is too much for your hands and you, you
fall and you're falling like back first, like you're like,
you're falling off the building. You'd.
That's pretty much the distance, yeah.
Like the bad guy from Die Hard. So down below, yeah, down below,
the two of you, Sasha and Sven, sitting in this pool of water
now. Still punching each other.
Are you guys? No, no, you are fine.
I don't. Sasha's probably still things
for enemies, so right, that's true I.
Don't know has another hour pass.
I doubt it. No, no it has not.
Or the hands bring you to the face and then start draining the
water out in between hands. How close am I to his face?
I would have tried to poke him. In the eyeball, you are.
You're probably like forearm distance from his face for him
for him I. Remember the picture you showed
me? I'm scared shitless.
Yeah, yeah, the eye. You are so small compared to his
head that you guys could both hang out on his eyelid.
What the fuck? Wow.
Yeah. Between my thick cheeks, I drop
a loaf. It drains in the toilet of his
hand. It just falls down below.
But you guys see, I'm going to. Look over at Sasha.
I don't think I know the dialect for this one, Sasha.
Give me a reaction role O2D6. 7. He just looks at you, his face
just indifferent. Hello, this is me.
This band, you know, if you give me a little bit to gold, I can
probably get you set up with a nice little program where you
get some gold back and you know, you turn that into the silver.
I'm very old fashioned. Unfortunately, I keep the gold
standard. I also have envelope processing
plant where I print, roll, standard new Sprint.
So just just so you know, I have many different schemes.
I'm sorry Spinge is a little nervous.
You are quite, quite large. You're talking to me and he with
his two hands now with your empty of water, he like
separates them right? Each of you in each hand.
Oh fuck, spin. Don't like to be separate?
Well, no actually spin. And he, he's got you pretty much
almost to like his wrist length from his face, like he's looking
at you intently, one in each eye, pretty.
Much you have such clean pores. He's just, and you see too, like
he's just iron. Spind is aware he worked with
metal management, too. That's true.
That's true, I was just looking for the powder.
Oh. No, Spin is just on retirement,
escaping from wives and, you know, taxes and whatever.
Yeah. So no, You think we'll spend
off? Oh, you mean that one?
And the screech lands in the water next.
To me, there's no water in there, remember?
Oh fuck. The water is just like singing
off of his head again. It has that to be said too.
He just kind of got like a like a Don King hairdo of mist the
water through his gigantic horns.
Well, they not sign on with Spin yet, but I'm pretty sure the
other goblin, you know, Goblin, they stick together.
You know, he'd probably join Spin Steam, give him a little
silver, go buy whatever he wants, no longer have to work
for Uncle Father. Easy if you feel the hand
clothes about your hand for the hand that you're standing in.
Start the clothes, start to get little craft in here for all
spin. On both of you and he again he
puts his hands up to her to catch the water against the
bended from singing and just fill back up again as you guys
both kind of just start like treading water as it feels like.
And yeah, Screech and Tommy both just flashed into the water.
Oh, nice for you. Join Spin then Sasha.
Sasha. I I can't fucking do this
anymore. Who the?
Fuck is this guy? Let's go again, go again.
The screech. Just fucking.
Falls back into the water. And then you like ended the
whole, the whole pool that you're like, it's pretty much
like a hotel pool at this point in your head.
It's a hotel hot tub because of Sasha.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It shakes kind of wildly and
kill not you give me ADR 14 strength test as these chains
just start bucking while you're on them.
That is going. To be an 8.
Oh, and you fall from this shaking and splash into the
water, into the hot tub as well as his hands.
Great. I can never get rid of these
guys. You had a long distance still.
Yeah. No, no, no, I was sitting here
to get the powder or the arch rope back in stress.
Big fucking Sasha lost his fucking shit.
Yeah, we're going to talk later, I swear.
Then fucking jump. I don't give a shit no more.
I'm here to get the powder and then get the fuck out of here.
I've been through enough fucking shit right now.
I understand you're fucking, you're a, you're a girthy
fucking dude. God, you're fucking huge.
But but yeah, iron got it. OK, cool.
I'm just here to get some fucking powder and then get the
fuck out. Leave you alone.
I mean, you can keep fucking the Bright Lord over here.
At this point he's more of a fucking hassle.
You an asshole, give me hassle. And I'm gonna throw my bomb at.
Him. You're in the same hot tub.
Yeah, man. I'm gonna throw my bomb at him.
Are you actually? I'm playing my character,
Nathan. He.
Told you with a whole name. OK, it doesn't mean I'm wrong.
So you keep in mind the distance on this thing is enough to
probably take you all out. It's AD 10 damage.
The radius is equal to damage roll.
It's also in the water though. You're like and.
There's also shrapnel too. Ah, true.
OK, so you're going to throw it, Adam?
They're trying to kill me. OK, fair enough.
No. We're it's it's not lit.
Up. Are you going to light it?
Do I have? To light it.
Yeah, there's a fuse then. I light it with my body.
OK, fuck you. Not on.
Fire, you're just glowing. Yeah, you're not on fire.
You're just glowing. That's true.
Well, I'm using the heat from this guy, OK?
I'm not close enough. I'm close.
Although the water in here is getting warm.
Stove top, stove top. Light it.
When I get this thing light, you're dead.
I'm just striking. Striking.
Give me an agility test for that then.
That's kind of funny. I feel like, I feel like that's
the most. Reasonable version of 15.
OK. Yeah, well.
He's striking. I'm going to swing out with my
10 foot pole like a baseball bat.
OK, so you strike it does light if.
These hands are as big as you think.
Yeah, you're about to catch fins, hands, strength that.
Could be very. Could be.
Very far away from you. We were in two different hands
before, OK? You not anymore, remember?
Yeah, but these? Fans, we can hang out on his
eyelid. These things are fucking huge.
That's a fair. We've got to tread some water.
Maybe it's more like Olympic pool size.
I'm just treading water. I'm not paying attention.
Fair enough. You see, too, that like, Grodd
is mostly watching these guys, and he's kind of not.
He's like, we're playing beach volleyball inside of this
fucking pool. It's hot potato right now.
He's very he's very amused by the look on his face.
Maybe he spares us then, I don't fucking know it.
Doesn't matter if he does. So ultimately you hit that with
a Nat 20 right? So that thing flies out of the
pool and into into Grodd's face. This is your fault, Jake.
And give me that D10 on damage. OK someone omen to Max damage 6.
OK, give me AD 6. No, the the damage is equal to
the. I know the radius is equal to
the damage AD six you said. Yep.
Two. You see that it charged some of
his face as it hits him right at the bridge of the nose and his
his face goes from amusement to rage.
Hey man, what's wrong with you 2?
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It's. Good to face flails.
Flail faces. Flail to the limit.
Flail to the limit to. The limit?
All the way to the face. Stairway to.
Flail, Take it to the face. I'm.
Gonna flail. I'm flailing away.
That's fucking that's. Always a good one.
Come play it away, come play it away, play it away with me.
Oh, we're fucking stupid. Yes we are.
I'm putting in hours too, but Jake is putting in more, I will
say that. So warm and fuzzy inside.
No, you probably put in three to four hours more a day than I do,
you know, And I'm putting in like. 10 drug rug.
Yeah, they don't let me wear it at work, so I, I.
Enough of Jake. What about me?
We've. Always been proud of you.
You're the most person. Yeah, you did.
Yeah. We have, like, one of those,
like, rain meters. You know that like told you the
inches. Right.
Yeah, I buy. How for each other?
Is this would? Be causing overflowing.
Give them that emotional hand, John.
Let me let. Me, let me join mine would be
like hold on, let me. Actually spit on Levis Dick for
a second. Let.
Me spit on Levi stick for a second, let me rim his asshole.
He's actually no you, you no, no, no, no, and and and.
You you like, I don't. Have like he's like it's cool He
and he's also hold on to my lesbian special motorcycle
sitting in his garage. Yeah you don't like it.
You don't like it for you. No.
Here's what it is. It's.
Also what it is? You know, like being forced.
And his. Cheeks together, rubs them big,
old. Big old thick fuck cheeks do the
same thing. Just flapping in the wind.