Greetings come and welcome to Flile to the face.
Oh my God, my name is Cannibal. Chris and I will be our game
master as we continue to play Merck Borg as always.
This is the Merck Borg show. We're playing Church of the Worm
still, so let's get into. It Hello, I am Levi.
Oh yeah, you died a horrible shit death.
Yeah, Levi's in limbo. I'm Thomas and I'm continuing to
play Weeva. For now.
I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy. And I'm Todd Word and Greg.
That does sound right. Yeah.
I'm Nate and I play. Screech.
Scratchers. No, you're Dorian.
For now, who? Was that?
What the flail? So the four of you now you're
what are five? There are now four are deep
underneath the tunnels of the cesspits of Schleswig, kind of
winding tunnels of various width and description before you guys
continue on. You guys are heading and
wherever it is that these shitty eaters are communing and you
think you're going the right way.
Either way, somebody give me AD 8, AD 10 and another D10.
Make vacation boy. Do it.
Yes, vacation boy. D8 I got a 5 go.
Fingers are crisp for dice rolling.
And got a 5 on AD 10 get and A1. OK.
You guys continue on and you guys turn another corner.
You guys are blindly turning corners.
You don't know where you're going, but you turn and you
notice the hallway that you guys are wandering down is immensely
sticky to the touch, like Flypaper.
But as you guys continue on, you start hearing this grinding and
this this squelching. As in front of you, you notice a
worm about as thick as a man rib flesh.
Foul odor that's almost apparent before anything else is this
muscular extension over this toothless mouth.
Roll initiative, boys. It's getting heavy.
This is coming at you. Your food.
Jesus, that's a 5. That's a 5.
That's you guys. You guys see this thing coming
at you and it looks hungry. I guess it's hungry.
The one, do you see Paul Thrun, who's still there I think,
right. Yeah, Yes.
OK. I just said make sure who's the
only one I believe that's with you guys anymore.
You see him kind of turned to run and he just kind of runs in
place like a fucking mime would What an asshole.
I know the NPC. Yeah that's how it goes.
That being said, actually there is something that I noticed the
earlier yesterday as we were talking about the last episode's
companion. We, which you all know at this
point is a bunch of followers. I notice, and it's a paragraph
in the book that I don't think I've ever fucking read in my
life. It's the follower's paragraph on
page 71. It says the GM makes a morale
check from time to time, succeed in the Outcast saves, and adds
the group's highest presence to the role.
The GM should also consider whether or not the group
provides the Outcast with the things he she had values.
That being said, with Paul Teroun doing the goofy little
runoff thing he did, let's have a morale role and who has the
highest presence. I have +2 that's.
Current current winner. Yeah, I have 0.
We got, I have one. We got +2 going once going.
For what Present? Yes.
Presence. That's.
I got a three. I'm dead.
Oh yeah, that's right. I looked at you too.
I'm dead. OK, so we're gonna add a + 3 to
this morale role. So just give me a 2D6 then.
Nathans, You're the one with the biggest.
Why not? The.
Biggest 8 + 3. I realize now I don't know what
Platoon's stats are, but A + 3 is definitely a successful
regardless of what it is, so we'll call it that.
Yeah, just something that I noticed yesterday.
I'm like, we've never used this. OK, so I feel like it's relevant
now. Anyway, go ahead guys.
Yeah, where's the bad part? The bad.
Part. That was it.
Who's going first? Here I play my sword flute.
You guys are you're. Going to play your sword flute
at it. I have to, yes.
I love it. That's what I mean.
It technically, I want to call this an animal for the sake of
mechanics of that you can play it like an instrument.
The lovely tunes have a two and six chance of enchanting him for
a + 2 to reaction role. OK, so that's a great point.
So this is a worm, right? Really hard to determine its
mood. So what we're going to do is
you're going to play that you can do D6.
If it succeeds, we'll add that to a reaction role, which will
roll regardless. Is he drooling from his mouth?
Or he. Looks hungry.
I assume he's hungry. I feel like he might be always
be doing that, but you know he currently is, yes.
That's a 19 on the dice. My friend, it's AD six.
You're going to oh, fuck yeah, you automatically play it 4
four. That's a fit.
OK, so yeah, you play this horrible tune like it's so bad
you can almost smell it because he's blowing through it.
This skeletons breath the worm. I guess what we're going to do
then is we're just going to roll the reaction anyway then.
So give me that reaction rule anyway, 2D6.
The one and a six. It's hard to tell what it's
doing exactly by its because it's a worm, but it's still
coming at you guys so. I did nothing.
Well, you the result was indifferent.
And I feel like it's how you feel about your food when you're
a worm. So it's just food.
That's true. Yeah, they don't have a lot of
just. Keep playing my stupid songs,
yeah. Yeah, OK.
Who else? Yeah, after after watching that
wonderful display of music Adept, I'm going to go ahead and
just kind of level my crossbow. Like, just over his shoulder.
Yeah, and fire a bolt at the worm.
OK, so since you're levelling it over his shoulder, there's a
penalty to failure. I feel if you fail by a lot, you
know what I mean? So five or lower.
I swear to God if you hit a one. Well, I would say 5 or lower.
I'm. Going to go ahead and omen that.
I used to have omens you could have saved.
Me. It's a new day.
Oh, that's right. It's a new day.
That's a 5. That's a 5 total, I said.
Five or lower didn't. I you did.
So that does DA damage, correct? Correct.
And you have how much armor? None.
OK, well, Thomas, roll that D8. Tell us whatever you wanted to
tell. Us.
Oh wait, do I have my smoking jacket?
No, no. It's shit covered.
You legitimately. No, he did because it was shit
covered. Because we pulled it down
through with us. You.
Do have it I. Thought he was, he was rather
bitter about that. Yes, he actually is.
What did you hit me with? A3.
Oh, that's. Not bad.
That's not bad. Miners are D2 as well, so could
be basically nothing. One dash?
Yes, not bad. Sticks into his, into his
shoulder blade. Bone.
Yep. Could you watch where you're
aiming that? Do that, do that, do that.
I'm going to look at him. Just kind of stand up straight
and crack my back a bit and like, stab the Volge into this
what I assume is just shit. Yeah, pretty.
Much. Yeah.
Just mostly it's not a bulge. I know.
It's it's probably like more of a Hellberg whatever.
So I just stab it into the ground and I pull my bow.
I take a shot at this worm. I like it.
You guys are fucking clowns. Clowns.
Just put yourself together hard. Work hard, work hard.
Work. I don't have my flesh.
I'm a little, little under the weather.
I'm stressed out. Stressed out.
Stressed out. 1818 to hit with that bow.
Don't bend that off. Fuck yeah.
OK head covered and so give me your damage.
And don't subtract D2, just subtract 2 because it says
ribskin -2. Yum.
I don't know if that's meant to be D2 or not, but it says 2 so
we're going two. Fuck duck.
How much You get 3. -1, OK. I mean no -2.
I got you. OK, so moving on then.
So Weemit or Tommy. Oh, Weemit went.
He's. The one?
Never mind. I shot Todd.
Word. That's true.
OK, so then it's just Tommy. OK, Tommy's going to pull out
the the cane low dart thing that he pilfered off of Peewee and
he's going to kind of whip out some of the shit that's in the
tube load of dart and try to shoot it at the big wormy gay.
I like to think you just, like, flipped out a poop cylinder.
Perfect. Yeah, it's like a solid straw.
He. Just like blew it out.
Just. Yeah, except when he inhaled, it
went into the back of his throat.
Oh yeah. I was like shit.
Back on the menu, boy. Dumb.
That was a five. I'm going to omen that.
Yeah. Oh boy.
How much? Wait, how much damage is that?
They're? Just D twos.
I don't know it. It's just D2, It's AD 2.
I mean, it's just a, it's a I've been hit by doing nothing.
It's. Actually.
Yes, yeah, it makes sense though it is a giant worm.
You just. Shoot it in the sphincter.
Don't omen. Don't even.
Don't omen that. Always.
Going to I'll let it. Let it fly.
It just sticks into the poop. It just gone into the shit.
Into the wall. Absorbs it.
Yeah, just disappears with that. That's the worm, isn't it?
Let's see. You're playing a flute.
You're shooting a crossbow, shooting a blow dart.
You're shooting. I got to keep your distance.
Yeah, that's really flirt. Yeah.
So that means that I kind of feel like you're all kind of
even. Right.
I do think I want to be like kind of backing up a bit if it's
still coming at us. Like, I don't want to be
shooting a bow at somebody that's coming at me and not try
to take. Roll AD 5 and whoever picks this
picked. Yeah, OK.
Well, we'll go D4 because this guy's not here yet.
So yeah, so we'll and we'll start round Robin.
So Thomas, Kevin, Jake, Nate, you know your character is not
your people, but so Levi, roll AD four.
We want to do something. Participation trophy.
One that's that's that's that's weemit.
OK, so this thing launches this. Earth shattering damage to
Weemit once, please. It fucking made me to be honest.
And this thing like lumbering, it's it's slow moving as it's
coming at you guys. But that makes this fucking
leap. And give me ADR 12 agility test
Thomas all. Right.
Spite omen. Not needed.
It is a natural one. Oh my God.
OK, so take D10 damage. Oh, and double it.
Holy fuck, I'm dead serious. Yeah.
OK. And your armor breaks, if you
have any. That's actually true after the
after application. Use one of your anal beads.
Yeah, you might have to. I roll the two.
Oh, that's lucky. So four damage is what we're
looking. At oh, you Lucky 4.
Damage and I have the shield of faith, which is let's see what?
It also reflects damage. But isn't that on his back?
Don't you shooting? Across.
You want to shoot in the crossbow?
Yeah. That's.
Devils advocate over here. No, that makes sense.
That makes sense. That Crossbow 2 hander.
So yeah, four damage then, yeah. That's not that bad.
Did you have armor? Otherwise but also.
Nope. No.
Other armor on them. But also, oh, I figured this
might be bad. Give me a strength test, the
R12O boy. That's going to be a 7, OK?
So, so this thing lunges and you see, like, crushed.
We miss, right? Like he crushes him under the
weight of it and you see like his mouth a gape as it does
this, the weight of this whole thing.
He's inside the goddamn mouth, standing.
Yeah. And you see like it kind of rear
back again and we miss in it's fucking mouth, like you see the
bottoms of his Bony ass feet and we miss from inside there.
You see like this, this wonderful, brilliant light
inside there, like it's the fucking sun inside this damn
worm. Somewhere deep in there, though,
you're seeing these lights cast from inside this might.
Have been the greatest time for that worm, though.
Couldn't be here, that's. A fair point.
All right, so with that, Thomas, to give you transparency as to
the mechanics around it, right now it says Test strength Dr. 12
will be grappled and next turn devoured.
So starting next turn, if you fail to get out of that, it's
going to be DA damage per round that you're being devoured until
you're dead up. So you gotta go.
Let's roll an issue with it again.
I don't. Want to I know?
Right, everything's terrifying more often than not.
One A1. Perfect.
So that thing, you feel this muscular pharynx squeezing you,
So give me another strength test.
Got that? Gluck, Gluck.
I'm going to open that, OK. And that is going to be a 12.
Oh, on the nuts. OK, so you're like, you're
struggling against this thing's throat and you managed to like,
well, how do you get out of that 'cause you did something to get
yourself out of there. What'd you do?
I imagine I take one of my bolts from my quiver and I just start
jabbing into the throat of this worm.
We're not. We're not going to say that that
creates any damage per SE, but it does.
Damage. Just like an irritant, so that
it just, like, vomits me back out.
Perfect it. Regurgitates you, but you're not
the only thing it regurgitates as this light comes rushing at
you as this happens, and you see a face amongst this light, kind
of, like, rush out of you because this worm is just like
regurgitating you. All these muscles are pushing
you guys out, man. Yeah, you're ejected from this
worm's mouth, as is this other person.
What does this weird little dude look like as he's vomited out of
this worm's stomach and he's. About four foot tall, he's 4
foot tall. He has a bright and shining
flame, pompadour, and Oh my. God.
Fucking Endeavor. You're the worst while all this
was happening. Before like this worm has wee
bit in his mouth and shit and I turned, I turned over to Todd
word and I'm like, yeah, he's. Probably on lost cause, maybe we
just continue on this way and then they just.
Start getting thrown up, we. Were about to just come in and
save you Diamond Diamond I. Slept for your first idea?
Shut up. And that's on you guys now.
And he's in. Leather armor?
Oh, good to. Know with a.
Broad with a broad. We needed to.
Really put it together, Yeah, with a broad.
Axe on his back. Oh, that's help.
Acting more helpful than that? What is?
Actually happening here. I feel like I shouldn't be the
one that's confused, confused. I'm waiting.
For the new guy to say something, honestly, he has not
said much and he's enemy I feel like.
There are bigger problems. Start.
Work hard work. You're right.
And I turn around and start running.
You're just running. I just.
Run away. I like it, OK.
I run. Through the ball fields.
You guys see, Todd would take off and he just takes a corner.
He's gone. Watch.
It. Watch, fool.
Fool. I grabbed my Hamburg off the
wall. I don't want to leave it here.
Gotcha. But then what?
How's this? Worm looking good.
Worm looking. Nice looking, hungry, hungry and
virile vein I've been. In there.
For hours he's very bleached. I got to imagine due to the
stomach acid from the worm. How?
I look over at Tommy and I struck like, what the fuck are
we doing here? Let's get the fuck at it.
Can I join you guys, guys, guys just.
Don't talk, let's fucking go. I'll bring my.
Flames of justice, Justice. What the fuck does that mean?
It means what it means. Let's go.
Your hair is on fire. Like Firestorm?
Pretty much. Yeah, I like it.
That's great. She's Endeavor.
Like I said, he's a tiny little endeavor.
Like some of this, like, bile crap off of him and he's just
like Todd might have something with this plan just running
after him. Yeah, you can.
Follow us. We only have to outrun you, so
OK. So yeah, the five of you run
away from this worm. You guys take off the direction
Toddward went, he takes a corner.
You guys all take corners. You guys keep doing this and
eventually the whole tunnels open up to this massive, almost
stadium sized chamber. Oh shit.
And in front of you you see a massive, decrepit Chapel of some
sort. Some kind of church, do you
think? They have a walk, not down.
Here super dealt with that. Perfect.
Full of shit. Stick around me.
Cannot dry that shit off. Who?
The fuck are you? I don't know.
What it is you notice? Oh great, you're slipping again.
Again. You notice that this Chapel is
completely surrounded by worms. That's about the size of a human
arm. You can hear this squirming
sound just kind of like, endlessly.
Yeah, yeah. And this chanting.
This, this weird inhuman chanting.
Very rhythmic. This entire structure stinks of
sewage, as you would affect I Play.
My flutu again, gonna. Play flute again.
There's lots. Of worms in here.
That's fair, all right. Give me a 2D6.
I'm gonna give me AD 6A. Single D6.
Okay. Yeah.
Terrible sound again. Fuck so much that like the
worms, like the little squealing sounds that they're suddenly
making, are trying to, like, match what you're playing to
make it better. I put my hand on his shoulder.
Greatest screech failure I. Can't tell if screech your doors
right now. Right, now, that was both both
wise and slightly uneasy, yes. He's just.
Be at times. I think he sucks with that God.
Damn it, we much, we much. I'm going to March up the stairs
to the Chapel, OK. Yeah, you walk up the stairs to
this Chapel and you notice that these worms, while kind of
everywhere, are really ignoring you entirely.
They they don't seem to pay you any mind.
I'm like, think they fucking are And you guys, Yeah, you walk up
the stairs, the door is wide open, This front door at this
Chapel. Are you guys all following him
up the stairs and into the building?
I'm kind of like backing up the stairs because I want to see if
that other worm is continuing to follow us.
OK, that's. Fair you.
You're kind of keeping an eye on the tunnel that you guys emerged
from into this chamber and you don't see anything as you guys
are backing up. Fortunately, that worm you must
have lost. And as you can tell he was very
slow and for mechanical transparency, just so that you
guys listeners I guess or whoever cares, he's slow moving
that worm. It's ADR 10 to hit the worm and
it can always be outrun unless you're grappled always.
Yep. So the fact that you said you're
running, I'm like well that's that's the end of that.
Then you got away from it, which makes sense considering how slow
moving it is and how quickly you guys could run.
You guys all head up these stairs.
You walk into this small chamber, faint smell of mud and
earth. In here, in this soft squelching
coming from deeper within, there's this thin, muddy sludge
under foot. Now the door was open and then
muddied, and you've noticed that there are tracks of barefoot
humans in this sludge on the ground.
The ceiling is vaulted with this fine gold painting, but it's
mostly covered by smutings of shit.
Naturally, you notice that there is a golden chandelier hanging
from the center of the room, from a short chain from the
ceiling to the north. You notice, or as you go deeper
because you guys are heading north.
Let's assume that that in front of you there are three options
really. A central door it looks worming
wooden door. And on both sides there are open
L codes that lead deeper into the church.
What do you guys do? There's just.
A big door there. There's like, yeah, there's a
worm eating wooden door and then on both sides open L codes that
lead deeper. Can I peek through that door
real quick? Yeah.
You. You.
Kind of pop up to this door. You kind of give it a crack to
see what's inside before what's inside could potentially see
you, whatever it might be. But immediately as you crack
this door, you notice this rotting stink, this bubbling
sound from as you open the door, you notice there's a font on the
opposite wall in the rear wall of this room.
The walls are splattered with that same sludge, but there's a
single person kneeling at this font, and he's rubbing this
sludge from the font into his eyes.
I'm going to. Push the door slowly open and
and walk in. OK.
Sir, could you maybe help? You turns to you and you see
that his eyes are like just his yellow, like jaundiced but
beyond jaundiced, still rubbing this this shit in his eyes.
Give me a reaction role. It's a 2D6, and we're going to
have you add 1 to the fact that you approach they're relatively
calmly 65. 6. 5711 He looks at you, kind of wiping this shit
directly out of his eye. He's looking around.
He's just kind of like, kind of shocked.
A little bit taken aback. Are you the?
Only one here or? Oh no, not at all.
You are very excited. Yes.
Give me a give me a presence test.
Dr. 14 is talking to you. Jesus.
Fuck, I got 5 on the. Dice so.
OK, so as he's talking to you, you're kind of getting a good
taking in what you're seeing and what sticks out to you, you're
almost fixated on it is as he's talking, you see it, 'cause he's
been rubbing this shit in his eyes, There's just like, you
know, we're going to get. Pink eye from that Oh yes.
And he you see this like there's some sludge being, like, mashed
by his eyelid that's just fucking grossing you out.
It's frothing and you will just start vomiting.
I vomit. Yeah, so he says he's got a
sickening gaze. One creature must test presents,
Dr. 14, or become incapacitated with vomiting until the end of
their next turn and become infected.
You are, so don't worry about that.
But you are vomiting still, 'cause I imagine that's
mentally, that's fucking with you, You know what I mean?
He's puking up. Bone chips, you'll get the.
Incapacitation. But as you do that he just
immediately taken aback like offended by what you've done and
he you can tell that he's. I'm sorry, it's your.
Eye it looks like a festering. Asshole.
You see his face changed from wonder and and confusion and
excitement to to rage as he draws this Mace from his belt.
You see, this thing's like it clearly has something to do with
what they're doing. It's got this weird bulbous head
on it, and it looks like it's to be made of some kind of
hemorrhoid, some kind of rubber or something.
You're not entirely sure it's the.
Outlining of the sphincter, maybe?
But you notice it's spiked with nails, so that is pissed.
Give me initiative voice. One so.
So he charges at you. I bet he does with this with his
Mace and swings it at you. Give me your gear 12 agility and
you are incapacitated with vomiting?
Sure am. I feel like you can't do
anything about it. So that being the case, take D6
damage. Minus your armor of course.
Heavy one. OK, so take two down 4, -, 2.
He's not doing good. Standing here in the North X
watching this happen. I'm not.
I'm actually not. At all.
Son of a bitch. I turned down to the little man,
like when Toddward walked up and started peeking at the door.
So, like, no, dude. Like, just.
I want to know that, like, Jake's ridiculousness is
happening in the background. Yeah, I'd.
Like to say, so yeah, this is probably happening the time that
that was happening. Yeah, I'm.
Sure that this is not going to have any bearing on
conversations we have in the future.
What the fuck are you all about? Me.
Yeah, I'm kissed. By the sun.
What the fuck does that mean if bright Lord?
The fuck is a bright? I don't know.
Where he came from, I don't know where Todd Ward's vomit is
coming from. Right skeletons, I am.
Also here. I just.
Shouldn't we just, like, go help him?
Then I'm currently I am trying to like wrestle this Mace from.
Are you? Yeah.
OK, well shit. Dorian.
However, though, you are incapacitated until the end of
the next turn. So this first turn of
initiative. Ohh, I'm just getting.
Clobbered, yeah. You guys having this?
Conversation while I'm getting clobbered, yeah.
As we miss like should we help him?
Just bam. It's another time.
Another time where I just turned to Tommy and fucking shrug,
Yeah. Tommy wasn't paying attention.
He was staring at the gold chandelier like, oh, that would
look. Nice in the arch, so it's
fucking. I definitely would.
I love. I love going from a team of just
like complete assholes to one of just nobody can even pay
attention. Everyone's got their own.
Thing going on now. So it is.
Our turn then, yes, it is. Yes, everybody.
Everybody with Todd. Word I'm still throwing up.
He's still throwing up, yeah. Just shut the door on me.
It's fine. I got to think that you're
you're in the, you probably like you open the door.
You didn't really go in that I might say.
I walked in. Did you OK, yeah.
So the door, the door is open. Yeah.
You see him fighting him in that, it makes sense.
For me to go in first, OK, I'll go and go try to stab this dude
in the neck with this fucking Halbert.
Keep keep in mind. This room is is very small.
It's big enough for that dude and and Todd word.
But another guy gets in there it's gonna get very cramped.
So but keep in mind that you have a long weapon you can
probably stab through all. So I went.
For it, instead of trying to shoot, what are we in?
The fucking confessional? Well, it's a.
Chapel, it's a really small. If you saw the the map is very
small, it's Yeah, we must be. In the confessional strength.
No that. Comes to all of our.
Shits back, Back to coming. Up. 17. 17 OK, that hits for
sure. Seven damage.
Seven damage minus D2. He does have the same rib skin
that you're seeing on a lot of these cultists 2 set for. 55
damage. OK, that's wonderful.
He's still alive. He's very bloody because you
stabbed him in the in the neck, the midsection, right?
Are you going for it? I was going for the neck.
So I was like just. Like, right between the bones of
the clavicle. You got him right.
In the clavicle, thank you, you just slice way through that.
You see him, like gushing blood out of that area, but he's still
going. He's very mad though.
Yeah, of. Course he's mad.
He's Ed Wynn hanging out in here, fucking rubbing shit in
his eyes. He's.
That's what I do. That's true I.
Think that's you. Guys, yeah, Tom's going.
To run. Over and see that there's no
room for him to get in there. So he's just going to either
wait for the pink eye to run out or, I don't know, let everyone
else take care. Because you know, there's no
reason to have the whole room clouded up with people.
I I probably. Wouldn't stand back as well if
it was getting clogged. All right.
Anyway, what about we that we that's going?
To line up a shot, jam is is shit.
Stick in the closet there and kind of stir it around a bit.
We're going. To the same.
We're going to do the same, Yeah, yeah, because of the
clogged thing, A5 or lower hits the honey.
I am so. Close to dying, I.
Oh, are you? I'm going to open.
That 40 Gosh. Go open.
That God damn. Yeah.
That's a. That's a four.
God damn. It so Toddler and Screech are
both in the doorway. We're going to call it AD 2.
Yep, D211. It's Toddler 2 with Screech
that. Is A2.
Screech. You're taking damage EA Damage
minus. Screech's armor 2 minus.
One for. I started to.
Think that Raymond is not so friendly.
Hey you guys. Remember what you guys did to
Fisk? Just just keep that in mind
maybe. Maybe I am the problem I'm.
I'm not. Quite convinced.
I'm not quite convinced that you're on our side, friend.
Take another shot at. Rub it in your eyes and you'll
see the truth, he says. That you guys are fighting him?
I puke in his mouth. That puts us just to the tiny
little weird man, I. Don't feel like you do anything.
He just don't have the. Crazy.
Typical Levi. Move I mean.
I. Do.
Pull up that whole. Room you're all.
Dead if I do that 10 do you have?
That I do. Have that, let me ask you a.
Question what is your class? I am playing the Sun Scorch,
Zilock, your father. Sun Scorch Salad.
Just like Rumble was you're one point.
You're a bomb in our. Previous Cold to death?
Yeah, show. Don't like that?
And what? The one power I rolled was the
sun, The sun, the sun, the sun. So I'm not going to use it.
That's fair. That makes sense.
OK, cut your HP in half. Fucking bad.
Other other kill everybody. In the room?
Yeah. Kill everybody. 2D10 OK.
Then that gives us back to initiative again. 4.
That's you guys. Lucky.
This poor dude I'm. Going to stab him again?
OK, do it. How how?
How much longer are you peaking for I'm?
Done. That is a 12/12.
That hits wonderful. That is a nine, OK?
That's a lot of damage. -2 for seven Tell me about it.
I stabbed this. Dude in the neck or in the
clavicle before and then we Mitt shoots me right in the back and
I turn and I look at him. I turn back.
I stabbed this dude in the eye and I just leave it there to
fall and just start walking back to we Mitt and slowly kind of
start hunching over a little bit again.
Oh God. Oh, you're going?
Back to had to form. We've been here for a.
Year for years, for hours. Now at this point, yeah, I would
say. So yeah, you've been underground
for hours, I pointed. We may just fucking you.
You. Not me.
Not on my knee.
You and I. Push him over into the shit.
Oh really? Go posing strength.
You got the 12? Yeah.
You you succeed on that one, friend.
Yeah, you push me. Teeters like a skeleton, but it
doesn't go down. That is going.
To stand up right in his face that.
Was uncolorable. That's fair.
That's fair.
Who the fuck's Armani Armani? Oh yeah, that's good.
Wait. What?
Wait, what? You fucking weed, man.
Weed, man. Weed, man.
Just don't fucking shoot me again.
I'll write him. I'll write him.
I'll write. All right.
I'll. Just save him for toddler decks.
I'm going to stand up from the shit floor.
I'm going to point at we mutt. Make sure it counts the next
time. Because I'm sick of this.
Sick of this if. You're going to get me, Kill me.
It sounds like you guys have a complex.
Back story There it. Is beautiful.
That was wonderful building execution.
Love it is there. Anything on this fucking
festering ass eye worm guy? Hey, that's a wonderful
question. I right there.
I mean, he's. Got the Mace?
Yep. Yep.
Actually, he's got that Mace, that ceremonial Mace.
And if you were a normal person looking at it like a VR, or
maybe you would, you would see a plunger.
Nice. Figured.
Well, as I was saying, I know I put together in my mind with the
ceremonial ceremonial Mace. Looks like I'm like this is a
plunger in my head. That's what I was coming up with
anyway. You trying to look this guy?
Yeah, you find that. But as you dig through his
pockets, give me a D6661. Finds.
That much silver on him? Damn.
Hooray, that's actually. Like, one of the better things
you can find on that list is the silver.
Yeah, that's the time, man. OK if I got to.
Like, pull the Hellberg out of this guy's skull while he's
doing that, Todd. Wood.
Todd Wood, Yes. Nobody.
Honest. I don't know if I get a lot of
time to hang out. And I watched the shoes that I
ate, that I ate. Kill, kill that old man.
It was fucking beautiful. Age was.
It was good to spend time with to spend time.
It was good to see you again, to see you again, to see you.
Can you do me? Can you do?
Me. Can you do me a little favor?
Favor. You want me?
To do this thing. I just don't.
I'd like you to stop, play,
stop, play. Screech.
I. I suppose it's my.
Fault, my fault, my. It's our fault we both got
involved in it. It's it's whatever.
But I'll be nicer to screech if you find.
More that are definitely not poisonous.
Poisonous. I'll test him on the and I look
at the strange little man that's joined us.
Never mind, never mind. I can't tell if he's smarter or
not, but I've got you. I've got you.
And I kind of like, I kind of just hunch over, like kind of
get on my haunches there and then put my hand on the
shoulder. And I was.
Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry.
And I grabbed the stick and I just.
I walk out all Tarzan style pull through.
And watch as you guys have this conversation and he points to
both of you guys and then puts his two fingers together.
I push him over, except for he. Slips like, a lot.
He's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, take the minute to go
down. Yeah, But he does falls right on
his side and you hear a crunch. What's that?
Mace do D6. Damage.
I leave it. There, OK.
He's like, this is a fucking. Toilet plunger with nails in it.
Yeah, it's like a nail. Bat.
But it's a pleasure. Wonderful.
So what do you guys do? Yeah, we've been going to walk
over and collect that plunger, OK?
Yeah, go for it. D6 For the ceremonial Mace, I'm
going. To stand over by Tommy and look
up at the chandelier it. Looks nice, you both.
How about Tommy and Screech both?
Give me AD 20. Oh no.
Wow. OK.
Does the scene 5 Does the chandelier have mine powers too?
Looks like it's about. It's worth about 21 silver.
Wow. Just estimating at you're like,
yeah, it looks like a good bucket.
Get about, get about 20 for it. Chips, plate chips, plate chips.
To Telford gear still look. Nice though, in the arch rogues.
Should we keep moving? We could.
Or we could just stay here and admire the view of that one
night. No, that.
Don't get it. Twisted.
That's coming home with us. He's coming home with us, OK?
How do you How do we get? Faces hit.
I'm taking that. Fair enough.
How are you? Planning on taking that out.
It's not like we found a fucking ladder out yet.
Actually, it's. Preaching very pretty quiet.
He's right, it is. But you still have.
To bring it with us, With us, that sounds.
Like a me problem, not you Skelly friend.
Yeah, that's a good point.
It's about. The diameter of We Might Shield
of Faith and you should on it. Oh yeah, actually pretty much
everything has some some years of it.
Yeah. Everything needs a good cost.
Interesting, is it? I'll, I'll take a peek around
one of them. Alco, as you were talking about.
Yeah, yeah, you look. Through and you realize as you
look through that the other one leads to the same room.
Because you see the other doorway.
You know, as you do, but you see shin high reeking slurry.
Just liquid. Shit, I just.
Fucking walk through it. You do?
Yeah, it. Squelches, as you do.
Give me. Just give me a coin flip.
OK. Yeah.
Give. Me AD 40.
No. 2. You notice as you walk into this
room too, that there are five these the same cultists that you
guys interrogated, those kind of dudes.
You know, you see a couple, more than five of them specifically
just writhing around in this slurry, just, you know, doing
their what the fuck they're doing.
But they're just having a great time.
They're just gentlemen, They. Doing the worm, yes.
Actually, yeah, they're just doing the work now.
Yeah, yeah. You notice too rank filth just
dripping from the ceiling and pooling on the on the floor,
smearing onto the the pillars in this really large room.
Actually, it looks like this is the nave of the Chapel, about a
dozen or so pillars lying this pretty long chamber.
You notice as well that there is an open L Cove to the northeast
corner. And again you're facing north as
you come in in the northeast corner and open Elk Cove to the
east, a solid wooden door in the southeast corner across from
that open Elk Cove, another wooden door and then in the
southeast and southwest corners near you, both those open elk
coves leading. I just want a reading at the
door you walk through to the very West side of double wooden
doors. So the recap northeast and
southeast corners have two different an open Elk Cove and a
wooden door. There's a wooden door to the
east and a double wooden door to the West I.
Would like to spend a power. To do that twist of the.
Arm to who? To these gentlemen.
OK, I'm gonna. I'm getting there.
What are you trying? To do yeah, why as we walk.
Into this weird pool of shit and all the wriggling arriving.
Yeah. Hello.
We're from the other shit
church. You're here to speak.
Your priest. Your priest.
The one of them, a lot of them like kind of slow down their
wriggling and kind of just like it's almost.
Nice moves. Kids in like a wading pool, how
they would swim in there, they're pretty much doing that
kind of thing. And one of that since 92, right?
I know how you feel. One of them just kind of like
submerges entirely, stands up out of the water, straight up
out of the slurry. Rather not water.
There's another. There's another, yes, another
church. Yes, like this one.
It sure is. I can't.
Can you take me? I cannot.
Can you take all of us? Yes.
We will all go, but I first I need to know what is behind all
of these doors other. Rooms, of course.
All kinds of things. But you'd like to find out,
wouldn't you? Well, you're not going to.
Well, can you at least tell us where your your high priest is?
Oh God. The same place where you can go
fuck yourself. God damn it, that's a waste.
Of a power. Oh, that's where you use the
power to do that. It's up to.
You if if it works or not I feel.
Like. You did come up with a pretty
good idea, yeah. He.
Seemed like he was believing me, but then he told me to fuck off.
Oh, no, it was. It was when you were asking
about like, hey, now where's your boss?
It's like the counterpoint. Though, like, legitimately, how
many other churches of shit are in this town, exactly?
Probably a lot. Or maybe none.
Hard to say. Yeah, I mean.
That's hard to say. Is the part that the part that
makes it a valuable look I. Understand.
You want to, you know, push us around in the shit and have fun
and fun. Yes.
Join us. Yes, it.
Would. Be very nice, but we've traveled
very far many oceans. We've delivered shit to many
people he gets. Really close to you like pulling
your collar in. I have how far from where smell
my. Smoking jacket.
It smells. Like shit.
It's glorious. I get.
I could just get close enough to take their faces and push them
apart a little bit and then clap my hands twice very, very
quietly and then step back again.
He just looks at Screech confusedly.
I I stare with malice. He is.
He just kind of like, he stares
back, but there's just like no, like discernible, like the
motion in his eyes. Like you're like, I don't know
how to read Screech. He's become one with the shit,
yeah, the Fest 39 has taken over, if you know of time.
He's got the, got the. I'll be back.
I need to that reminds. Me.
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Face. So you guys are talking to these
five worm cultists who are getting a little agitated, a
little confused. Everybody's a little agitated
and confused. What about?
His powers about his. Powers All right, how is that
going to handle you? You feel like these guys were
going to jump you? Like there's a little bit of
sketchiness from way that they're covered in.
Shit, right it's. Going to be slippery You never
you never had part of the. Shit.
Part of the crew, part of. The shit part of the crew.
But oh God, it feels like your persuasiveness is kind of
holding in that Bay. It's not terrible.
Not. Bad.
Definitely better than it could be.
Look how. About you boys, just continue
your shit writhing while the rest of us go look for the high
priest. The high priest or priest.
Sorry it's been a long day. My nasal cavity is full of shit.
Shit. So you continue.
Your play things and you'll be on our way, all right?
But if you want to join us, you will be he just swan dies into
the shit. I just nod.
My head at him. Right, boys?
Alright, boys. I leave them, leave them to be
preoccupied now. Occupied now store.
So as, yeah, as you guys look around, you see in the middle of
this room kind of where you're standing, there's a almost like
a little, it's like a booth in the middle of this room.
It could be a confessional of some sort or something along
those lines. There's a little ringer.
Bell on there, little dinger. Bell, No, but there.
There's a big heavy door and it looks it looks saturated.
Also, in the further north in this room you notice that there
is another confessional type room as well, about twice the
size of the one that just described.
Again, again, there are doors to your your east and to your West.
And also in the Let's slap. That W door open real quick the
double. Doors.
Yeah. OK, yeah.
So you you walk over to those double doors, you give them a
push, and you notice that you're outside.
It's an exterior door. Oh, I shut.
The door. Yeah, Well, wrong door.
Wrong door. Like.
Outside. Outside.
No, no like. Outside into this arena shaped
chasm. You know what I mean with all
the worms outside of the building, outside of the outside
of the church. In this case, yeah, let's.
Try the east door, I suppose, walking.
Across the hall. Shit.
Yeah, you. You get to this E door.
You open this wooden door and immediately the stench of sweat
just watches over you. This dim light does as well.
And also you notice that the sludge is a little little
shallower here. It's only ankle high.
Wow, I. Like it in here better already
you notice? That this seems to be a a
sleeping area of some sort. There's like shit covered piles
of garbage that these guys are completely sleeping and you you
can assume that they're sleeping on these things because of the
way that they're just like indented, you know, and like
they've been sleeping on them. Fortunately though, no, nobody's
present in this room. But you do notice that to the
north there is a wooden door at the end of this.
This is a relatively narrow, long room sleeping in a row, a
wooden door on the north, and then a a stone door directly in
front of you across the room. Well, I would.
I would like to continue N into the depths of this place I want
to. Say we seem to be on the right
track. You already found a room that
smells better than everywhere else.
I'll check the. Other door.
The one. Across the hall or the one?
On the north, the one, the one the stone.
Door across from you or the wooden door on the north, the
opposite of what I'm going. North, OK, so.
Yeah, Todd, word's going north, You're going east.
OK, So both of you guys open up your doors respectively.
And you notice again these are exterior doors much like the one
across went to. But Todd word you notice as you
open this, you're not seeing just like The Cave, like the
other door you opened was you're seeing another section of of
this Chapel across from you and there is another door.
I'm going. To turn to the group and gesture
for them to follow me, we're. Right behind you.
OK all. Right you.
Can you Can you guys all head out this N door, that top word
opened, and walk across the exterior to this other door and
find yourselves in another section of the church reeking
slurry beneath rows of wooden pews?
This mournful wailing is heard in this room, and splinters of
shattered wood litter the place entirely.
Give me AD two, anybody. I point at Jake all the time.
But anybody do it, I'll do it because of my your angle.
I'm Jake. I'm always talking directly to
Jake. A1 OK, A1 Good.
OK, you not entirely sure where this, this mournful antiphon is
coming from, but there are shattered and splintered pews
cluttering this space, forming like a makeshift barricade
against one of the walls of this room up to the north, actually
in the center. Like it's keeping something.
In there maybe? Yeah, perhaps you're not
entirely sure what exactly is behind the barricade, but it's
clearly a built barricade. Now, this room is is wide and
and short, you know what I mean? So it's wider to the east to the
West than it is north to South, you know what I mean?
But also in this room you're finding behind that barricade as
you guys are kind of getting your bearings of the room.
You notice the silk flap and it seems to be covered with this
writhing worms, and I'm intrigued.
Yeah, also. On the northeast of this room,
it seems like there's a small wooden door hanging off and
hanging on its hinges well. Don't just stand there,
everybody. Let's take this barricade down
and I'd start moving some of the stuff.
What? See what's back behind that That
silk as. Soon as you yeah.
As soon as you go to grab some of these pieces of wood, you
hear this rustling through all of this broken pews and another
one of those giant worms in the hallway 'cause one get out of
it. It's just breaching.
Like like Free Willy and Real initiative, boys.
Fucking fucking well Shit worms are hungry.
Six. It's us.
It's you. Yep.
What are you guys going to do? You have a moment to react?
I throw. The piece of whatever furniture
I have in my arms I like. That OK.
So First off, test strength to do that great normal DR12.
So that's funny. Oh my.
God grab a. Chunk of Broken Pew that's made
into this barricade and you just whip it at the worm.
We're going to call that makeshift damage, of course.
So DD422 damage. OK, -2 -?
D Two do. Do I get bonus damage or some
four damage? Yeah.
So. He takes 2.
Damage from that furniture he takes 4.
Damage minus the D2 and his armor breaks.
Yep, that's. Actually true his rib skin.
It busts right through it. Actually this clarifies because
I'm looking at a different stab block of the same murder worm on
a different page and it says rib skin minus D2.
So therefore it should all. I feel like whenever there's a
thing that's not that's deviating from the normal, we
just go with what it should be, You know what I mean?
Anyway, he. Took two, He took two.
Damage. OK, that's that's not bad.
You whip this broken two out of them, it shatters, and you
notice a lot of these fragments just right into his rib skin,
creating this huge range. Take that.
Who's that? Who's next?
Hide behind. Screech.
Wow. Cowardly.
Seeing. That the the worm can be
damaged. Tommy's going to run up with
this tomahawk and try to go for the the open wound and open it
up more. Love it do.
It, yeah, Double penetration actually.
This is going to be ADR 10 to hit the worm.
That's something. I don't know if it came up in
the last one. I think you guys never had to
ride that line really. Afterwards.
I did, yeah. OK.
So yeah, Dr. 10. I'm going to omen that 'cause I
got AT OK. Nicole, could you?
And that's a three, so, all right, so.
You're trying. You're trying to hit the
hatchet, but like, we're going to hit him with the hatchet, but
you're just hitting the ribs of what's left of his armor.
Not that there's anything left of it, but enough to not do
anything, do it and pissing it off.
We met Screech and the new guy who doesn't have a name yet.
I. Have a name.
We Met's going to go ahead and fire a crossbow bolt.
Do it. Yeah, I got a 4A4.
No fucking way. I'm.
On my third D20 tonight, I like. I like how this keeps happening
and then we keep doing it. The thing is, in this situation,
I mean, Tommy is up there in melee.
I feel like Tommy is the one who's in danger here.
No, he just turns around and. Aims at me.
Yeah, like the worms over there. Over there, No.
So Tommy, you're going to take the D8 damage minus your armor
Legitimately kill either? Of you, you could roll.
The two oh God, save this life. I'm glad.
You're rolling shit, yeah. That's a great place we got.
The -2 for my my best. OK, you.
Could negate it entirely, yeah. Negated Oh.
My God, that thing. Whizzes that.
That bold whizzes over your fucking shoulder.
It's totally the lighting in here.
I thought you were shooting. At Todd what?
I peek around the screech. Don't you dare fucking aim that
thing at me. Screech already.
Warned you about Hermione. I don't quite know what that
means. Oh, if I have a bit screech, go
ahead. Story and thank you.
OK, whatever. You I'll yeah, I'll get up and I
don't know if I'll get up in that business to be honest.
They're pretty devastating. I do.
Have the bow for a reason and I could do that.
What are you? What are you weird?
Little light, man. What is your fucking?
Name. What do you do right?
What are you doing right? Now what do you look like?
Like we haven't seen you in an actual fight or anything.
Yeah, he's done. Nothing with some weird things
like an 8 year old. Boy in in a Knight's costume.
That's what I imagine I feel like.
He's just for Halloween. He's just wrong.
I'm just here. He's just like a wrong.
He's just wrong. I.
I might help, but I mean I. Mean you just What do you look
like? Are you sitting there just
shaking? Are you staring off into the mid
distance spanking it in the? Corner What are you doing?
What are you doing? I I guess I will take out my
broad axe and do what? Was it?
Do. I spit shines.
It. It's 1230.
Oh, no, IMAX. Man Sword.
Guy No. Oh no.
I I. Guess he would go and attack the
worm, OK. She runs up with his bats rod.
Axe. And broadly hits it.
Go ahead, give me that Dr. 10 strength.
Just use. The something?
Yeah, then. You're all toast.
Buttered. Literally, Can you imagine this?
I literally. Could kill everyone here with
that burning corpses. And shit burning.
Literally, I have no idea what that smells like and I don't
want to know it's not. Great.
Nice. I'm sure.
Nice touch. That's a.
Twelver, that is a. Twelver.
That's a hitter. Nice.
All right, give me the damage. Take AD Sixer.
That's two. That's 2 -.
D. Two.
I thought his armor broke. Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yep. OK, so you hit it.
You got him right in the open wound and then I'm going to
back. Up.
To get out of the immediate range you don't want.
To be the first the 1st. Person That's smart.
Screecher is the only one left to go, I believe, yeah.
I'll sidestep him with the Halberg while he's kind of
backing up, and I'll go in for a stab on this creature as well.
Make it happen Dr. 10. And I'll stay.
Directly behind him the whole time, just like.
With him shadowing. Him the 17, that's seven damage
7. Damage.
Love it. Dorian's a Mosser.
OK, it is its turn since you put him down at this point.
Give me a morale test. D2D6, You're shooting for a nine
or higher? Nope.
OK, it's a six. It keeps on kicking.
Who's in melee range you say that you're not.
Yep. Tommy definitely is women.
Never is Screech. You kind of are.
You did the most damage to it. You drew a egg roll, so I'm
going to attack you. This makes sense.
So this worm from that, from that slash you gave it, it
recoils from it and lunges at you trying to give you that
whole slam and devour thing. So give me Dr. No.
It's weird that it's slow moving, so it's easy to hit, but
it's not easy to have you. Played Souls game.
That's a fair point. I played too much and not and
not enough at the same time. So Dr. 12 Agility I use my omen
right? Behind him, I use my omen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.
There you go. Perfect.
This thing lunges at you and you're not.
Push them out of the. Way Yeah, Yeah.
It's like it's like coming at you, like it's going to eclipse
you, but then you you feel hard or just give you a little push,
Enough of a nudge. That worms.
We're brought out the sun, they kind.
Of do and you guys both managed to maneuver just enough out of
the way where this thing just collapses to the ground.
Damn it. Dorian, Timing, timing, Dodge
roll, and. Yeah, yeah.
And give me initiative, Levi. I appreciate the iframes.
Yes, we cannot. Face tank this one.
And the two on the dice, So that is the worm again.
The worm stands back up again and it goes for another one of
these at Screech. OK.
So DR12 Agility. Yeah, I got you.
Oh yeah. Again, you just you see it
coming. You know it's coming for you.
It's kind of got it's locking eyes that if it didn't have them
with you and you roll out of the way and yes you keep your hand
raised I am. Right, there you are.
I don't want to do this to myself, but do I also need a
roll I feel? Like because of the fact you got
to slam him down and he's noticing it to get out of the
way, you are still there. So I I feel like you should,
then yes, only because you brought it up.
You know, If you didn't, we wouldn't have been doing that.
But you get a fucking nice. You get a, you get a What do you
call that Perry caught on? Perry.
But Perry? Robust, robust, I said.
Robust. Robust.
Robusty you totally get to. Robust there.
Rigatoni repasta? Yes.
I lit the Fed of tea well. After watching Dorian fucking
step out of the way, I'm just going to stick my sword up like
and and cower a little bit. I like it.
Yeah, 16. Word dice.
So beautiful. Yeah, this thing lands on your
blade. Give me damage D8, OK.
Damn. Where is.
That fucking it's a flat. D8 too You got no armor left?
Yeah. Where's?
The shrill 2. D fours and that we can do that
I will. You can't 'cause you can't roll
one. What I promise.
I don't where's the fucking this.
One I don't. See.
Oh, there it is. It looks like another four.
I use my old man to Max damage. OK.
Auto Transparency, I will say that that's you don't need to.
There you go. OK, and then to tell you why you
rolled the two on damage. He has no armor and two hit
points left. Oh my God.
Rather than spinning your open, tell me about it.
I fucking squinch up and I I close my eyelids if they were
there and I hold the sword up and I I just prepare for that
thing to land on me. And it does it.
It does. Yep, it does.
But it doesn't crush you. You feel it land on the blade,
you feel the weight and you're holding it up and you just feel
like a little limp after that, Yeah.
And. And then then I pop up from the
other side of the worm, still standing, and I I look around
and I'm like, am I infected now? Yeah.
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adventure Church of the Worm by JVC Perry with Levi playing
someone, The Sunscorch Zealot by Nick Turgijo, Thomas playing Wee
MIT the Catacomb St. by Makuti, Kevin playing Tommy the Shonky
Skulker by Tommy Sunsenhour, Jake playing Todd Word the
Destitute Thespian by Lindron, and Nate playing Dorian Screech
John the Narcomancer by Brain Rap.
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It's going. To be like the end.
Of Jane Silent Bot. Did you say?
Jake was quote. Fucking.
Clown shoes. Warm besides the guy, well, he's
got like. A hosta too?
So what? Like.
A hosta. So long reach with that thing.
Oh, I. See, you say.
Yeah, he does have a long reach. So I don't know what the word
you said was, but a hosta. What's a Hosta?
Like a? It's like a spear hosta, la.
Vista it's like a. Spear with like, you know, two
spikes that come off of it. Oh, that what?
That is, yeah, I have no idea. Play.
Runescape You didn't know? Oh, OK.
That's why. Never mind.
Not cool. I was like, wow, let's do deep
knowledge. Levi, Runescape Knowledge.
Never mind. So Jake, like Twitch, winked at
me Like hit him with a good one. When?
It's all the. Stress where's?
That coming from what you meant, is it?
Yeah. That might be.
Yeah, it's OK you. Can load pass.
You could is your door. Yeah, my door is closed.
Hey, keep it down out there. We've been there before.
I want a deer fucking yeah. Yeah.
And then she just. Comes in there with the frying
pan and just decks you to. Watch his death.
You see my face? This is our.
Fault. We met.
We met.
Not him. Yeah.
You watch.
My head just explode and then she looks at the camera and
she's like, you're fucking next. Yeah, it goes.
Like black. Good thing we know your address.
From assholes to idiots. Good title, right?
There. The name of this episode.
Nobody should. It's not.
Well, maybe it is, but it's not. OK.
Oh, we eat some. Shit, Sorry.
He's. Not eating it.
He's rubbing it in his eyes. Oh, sorry.
In the technicality. It makes a difference.