Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda or?
Do no I didn't. Because it says somewhere in the
Bible I was 1 John John 1412. Oh no, that's I shall speak not
on my own accord. Now tell.
Me. What's what's car brand has the
name Accord even also Honda No one that's what's.
So yes, he drove the Honda. That's pretty.
It was weird and it was that sure, it's Sunday.
Everyone that sounds like that sounds like a freaking joke that
they were telling me. In the church.
Or something in the church. I expect people to laugh at you.
All that. Yeah.
Oh all. These church jokes create.
I don't know why they put all those segments in like when they
have all these events or occasions in churches where the
maybe announcements of posts and stuff, they just put this small
segment of jokes and comedy comedy.
Beats those creative beats that just make sense in there.
So some do or some don't. Most don't.
Now should you stop doing that Was.
Trying to be creative but anyway welcome to a new episode.
Your host Joseph and everyone. And with my Co host John of
course spinning no. No, no, at this point, at this
point, I'll be the host. You are the yes because you'll
not be here for three good weeks and I'll be mind the 4th.
What the hell are? You doing?
What did you do? I did so much.
I saw, so I saw what you're doing.
Everyone so much as my great empire which I have built and
was running well I guess and. What are what are your feets?
Your feets. A good good number of likes on
our. Feed.
How the Hell's that stuff? It's a good.
One, it's a good one. Yeah, I see it as a good one.
You're not running as you see it as a good one now.
Yeah, could even get why heats tweets.
Well, yeah, yeah, I've been gone for a while.
So those that are not really on Twitter to be able to see
announcements, yeah, abruptly I got posted sorry sense for NRC
sheet and yeah, so far that what I've been doing in camp and
yeah, it's been yeah, it's been how.
Was it like what were you doing now?
How many press ups did you do per day?
Press ups? It has to be press up guy.
You don't do NYSE without doing press.
Up How do you know that? Have you done it?
You know, it's like the cliche stereotype.
It's just the cliche thing is them climbing a rope and doing
some kind of exercise. I've had lots of stereo press
option. The hell?
That's all my company have. Press UPS company.
Shit company's chill, that's what.
Shit's gay. You don't have the full package.
I'm not trying to cheer me for war then.
I mean, that's what's youth service is.
Technically is supposed to be the actually one thing I
actually thought of in my head. Well, the NSA will be way more
better if they were training us like almost almost like
soldiers, not like soldiers, but just training us trying to just
train us like to be jacked a bit to a certain level jacked.
It's do self protection, yes. So you want things we teach you
karate young? No, not a lot.
You probably not really that now that will take a long time to
yes, really good get good at just self-defense, a small level
of self-defense languages. They could just teach languages,
some languages from different parts of the country.
Well, that's true. And what else again, how to
probably just survive, how to spot danger, all these things,
simple things that will sharpen your mind.
Then move on. And then I'll send you somewhere
to walk or whatever and move on like that.
Or so everyone be better if you do this small soldier service,
but not like frontline type sheets.
OK, what's you're making this sound too, too good.
You're making it sound too good. Now, even to a short service,
something like a short service, that will make way more sense
than what the fuck this is. It would be my short.
Service short service like when you just serving the service.
Oh, OK, short service materials. Yeah, in the military to a way
more better. It was like a military short
service, though some people will not be caught out for it, but at
least they don't give you hard stuff or something.
Yeah, some people might not be caught out for it, but that's
what would now train them to make them better.
That's the thing. More qualified because.
Exactly, that's why I see it would have been way more better
if NYC was that. But no, it does have to be this
how I put this. They got got lectures, but those
lectures are basically useless. And it snooze fest.
I don't know, like I've never really slept in classes when I
was in university Book when these lectures come on, it's
like a switch. Is it freaky?
It's just like now everything's normal right now.
They're talking and all that kind of stuff.
Yeah. And the person just climbs the
podium and just start talking about this thing.
Sort of no, just start talking and you're just looking,
looking. Your eyes are now dropping.
You're like, what didn't I sleep?
I get to this place? Didn't I just eat Is you just
start trying to sleep on fight sleep And if you sleep, they
wake you up. So just now make you just like.
Just small exercise or something that's more exercise.
You'll be like get up, sit down, get up, sit down, something like
that. Yeah, that's not really.
Why would they give you a full on exercise in the middle of?
It's supposed to be a soldier camp for military like exercises
exactly do. Press up, things are softened
up. But yes, that's how it is.
So, yeah, trying to fight sleep sitting on this bench, like
place full of the whole benches and other people wearing whites
on whites. Man, it's hard, man.
The lectures are you kind of very useless, Very, very
useless. Novel, very impact.
So that's why everybody's sleeping now.
Lectures that actually made sense.
Like there was this one someone was talking about.
I can't remember what they were talking about.
They were talking about something, but I knew almost
everybody was awake for that lecture and everybody was
engaging with the lecture. I know that that exact setting
is for biology class in reproductory systems.
That's that. When you get to that subject in
biology class in prior secondary school, everyone is awake,
everyone is active, everyone is asking questions.
So it's just like the most interesting part of biology.
That's the thing, if they could just do better lectures or
prefer those and maybe just teach languages so that people
because. What kind of language you learn
in two weeks? I won't.
Say no. They'll make it syllables,
they'll make it longer if it's, if they increase it, if they
make it better, like what you're gaining to be better, they have
the liberty of increasing it longer.
They can even say that instead of you sending you out to do
work for that one year, you'll be there, you'll be learning all
those things, then you're good to go.
Go back home and you can fit into the society cleanly.
You can be able to speak at least 2 languages or three of
the major languages. Or you can just hop into the
military just. Exactly.
You can also just simply hop into the military after you're
done. Then they can also get the
military guys from their recruitment.
Yeah, they should just think about this.
Well, if they can't think. You should type this episode how
to fix NYSE our deception. Enough of the but enough of
fixing NYC. Yes, the shitty part about NYC
on my own experiences, yeah. So yeah, basically my trip there
was shits. The boss we took, I'm not trying
to throw shades here, bots, I guess some people have used them
so and they can test them. The People's Choice, this boss
that's. The name of the boss.
That has the name of the choice, the People's Choice, but it's
definitely not going to be my choice anytime I'm.
Sounds nice, how? Good time.
I'm going to is yeah, I don't know.
Their bosses are always having issue.
No, this is what happened I entered we entered the bus we're
going to the place tower bomb. Yeah on our way there.
The car had issue one time they were like oh OK, OK, it's just
one tire issue because you know we don't want to speed up in
case you have gets worse and driver yeah let's just try and
fix it before we continue going. We stopped by the place to fix
it. The mechanics were doing us left
and left and I bought we get got stuff.
Isn't it me thinking it's just going to be a shop Shop in and
out movement, bro. We stood there for like 2 hours
sitting down. I had enough time to think about
just turning back because I was still, I was still in love here.
All I had to do just do 2 hours and I'm back here again.
That's yeah, that's just it there we still there for two
hours waiting for this freaking car to get fixed.
What oil again? I was not looking in Turns out
there's another small issue in engine oil was leaking.
Sketchy. Sketchy.
What the fuck is that? My girl was like yeah, initially
and when we stopped somewhere to allow someone to carry something
extra load on the car. But when I noticed that it was
oil on the floor and now click next to our car.
I'm our boss. You have to drive one person and
drive by oil is leaking or then girls now like yeah, it's not
our own. Then we moved from small then we
moved from small after the guy was trying to seize the other
guy that we're going to go you're wasting time and I moved
from small Then later when I looked at it again and the
personal driver this thing's leaking and I looked at it and
look they now look kind of depend on that also.
Oh it's actually leaking door you're not at all when we get to
whatever might fix it or maybe it's just one small issue till
we got to the other fear and then the mechanic lock so the
thing's leaking now sheets yesterday tried to fix the sheet
now boy I put inside engineer put inside then we now started
going after wasting 2 freaking hours there yeah we moved to
reach another place We didn't leave finished leaving off here
for you know it's the car just stopped again for no good reason
to just doesn't enter engine and that spells gear issue now along
that new thing coming from nowhere.
You know, not like moving in the mouth like this is oil, this oil
that is oil, but without stop. Then the place where we where
was somewhere that we can't get oil.
So we had to look for a bike guy to go back to Lafia and get oil
our close to the outskirts of Lafia, close to that river
place. Then we had to wait to doing
that. Wait.
Now the man was not reasoning now.
So I'm trying to talk to us and my friend the Mana like since
the car is stopping in here once I just look for a new car for
you guys so you guys can enter and make it to.
The Be the guy. The guy was still making sense
even if you're seeing bullshit here because we need to get to
that place early and time is going.
By that time this was 3 already and we've not reached half the
journey. So that's the shit there.
So the town you brought once here, now we entered all of
those was going. So obviously what you expect is
that, well, since this guy sent us back, he will go back to come
back to this place here in the car park and tell them the cars,
this channel like my boy, the drivers on this thing said to
those drivers and also are going to be on our way.
They will keep in touch wherever, whoever the driver is.
Yeah, but no, we're going. We're going, We go.
We left first guys speed up and moved on.
Then when I read the reverse, I entered the boats trying to move
around. I mean, get across it.
Now we see this guy come with the car, with the boss to behind
us, with the same guy. The same guy.
Enter the boss, enter the boss, enter the boat.
Then we're now move as also we're moving on but moving on
with cyber side now. So we've been out.
There's this clown fucking guy. Then when he saw this, he would
see what it needed. When he saw the first time,
entered the canoe and entered, and he was not.
Like hey, wait. Towards not do like us his
wedding spanner. Now start looking under his car
like I see trying to. That this game would be a Jew.
Trying to try to try to show like I see my car is still
having issue but I'm still trying to get to wherever we're
going to to. Get a.
Jewel that'll make any freaking sense then for some reason his
boats reached the other side before us.
He's both reached there. He got off started driving off,
but The funny thing is that sooner us too.
We also dropped too. We're not like trying to catch
up things. Maybe talk to how fun away
you're going. You see this guy again, so as
soon as you're just speed off like that, like I said, you're
very how. Did you both speed up?
If you had you're asking me you're asking me what do you
this guy is trying to Rd. the streets so he has he was
speeding speed up and left. We didn't see him for a very
long time or later on and moving on no courtesy and is obviously
faster than the boss. Yeah, moving moving, moving.
I ended up meeting up the guy later on, but I was late in the
nights and while I'm feeling station like that, the girl now
like talking saying I don't really understand because I
don't understand how so that much.
So I hold the conversation that flew over my head.
Then what else again? Yeah, we met the met up.
You just do some stuff to all the driver some stuff there.
We just let up ended up it's got time let down, let down.
We're moving in this road man, this first night ignite journey
and quite quite something anyway, moving on after that
moving on this bad Rd. is very very bad at night.
Damn, how will I explain this? Now just imagine going on this
road that you're speeding on because you're not seeing okay.
I don't think you know I was seeing our guys when you're
driving a car walking crazy. This is speed up, but I
understand that 115 the night speeding up like this on this
shitty Rd. that you just Speedo 4 minutes.
If you don't see a sport pothole in time, you're straight in like
that bounce open your suspension, that guy suspension
after that day, so it might have been.
Crying. Those speeding up and time
portal dodging and time portal dodging and I just all I saw was
headlight streets shit Rd. dark dark left and right or just
picking up on time. Those reaching 11/10/12 one
before the on song. I was in Colorado OK campus
around there already close to Jalingo of course.
Chang why is it so dark? I can't see why is so dark.
Civilization. I can't see the light.
Is this place developed There just really campsite?
There's no light there, but I think there is lights out.
But even if there was lights, I don't think it would be that
bright. See down.
You. So we got in, it's a night.
So just now you guys still keep me?
His wife still keep them to a surprise.
Like 1:00 or you guys are still coming?
Yeah. What do those could even do?
Registration on the sky bed. That's what's inside.
And the first thing that greeted me was this weird asshole he
entered with the bed. And also boys just sleeping all
around bunk beds, metal bunk beds.
So these are the set up piece. This is quite sheets, but not
too bad for a cheap place. Yeah, it does put our bed up on
this. I tried to sleep.
Well, I don't think I slept. Without all that, how would you
sleep? It's possible to sleep now
because of being tired. Yeah, but I can't sleep.
Environmental. Very weird because like, imagine
now you enter this whole big ass hall with bunks, seeing
everybody sleeping or at least snoring.
I make one kind of sleep sound. Yeah, you're just there with
your bed, trying to arrange your bed when you're on your bunk and
lie down at your face. Experience everybody making
morning sounds. People are making some weird
sounds, guys, just like, what the fuck?
I guess everybody was tired or something.
But yeah, basically I will start then 413 I reached and I heard
the most annoying sound I ever heard in my life.
Guys wake me up call, they call, they call this thing the what?
The bugle. I talked to the trumpet, but I
turned out like trumpets, a bugle, some kind of bends.
Just imagine a trumpet mounts then it's going like these bends
inside and come out like this. Oh, OK.
Doesn't doesn't have the stuff that.
You like it's very, very old version of the trumpets, yes.
Yeah, that's just it. That's that's just basically it.
And it's soon. I can stay here to this day, my
hair ringing. As soon as you really fought
sexy guy I was just on my bed or I was tired to sleep, trying to
sleep. I think an early moment that I
was about to sleep. Then she just started.
It was like. That sounds like what?
The fuck is this child's call? What the fuck is this?
I had like twice. I also everybody it's good thing
down. Like what the fuck everybody?
'S are wearing white or white or whatever some shit like
downside, walking out, brushing, buffing if they could do
anything and came out. So just I come hey, come on,
double up, double up, double up. Like do double up supposed to
mean do fast walk fast? Supposed to be I.
Was just like, what the fucks? Just like push everybody we're
walking. I was like, bro, I didn't sleep.
I just got here. I just got here.
How do you guys know what to do already?
Guys, this is not the second day of for God's sake.
Yeah. Shall we made it outside and
when I'm standing over there talking and she talking and
they're trying to introduce us shit right now on 4:30 to 7:00
or so still standing there for dinner.
See *** I've not done registration should just go for
when me. I was doing registration.
I was looking at the people that in the parade ground, they were
dead. See you like 7:00.
That's not it's not going to be me tomorrow.
Yes. What the hell is that?
And I'll see them March and I'll like.
That is you bro. Where this registration is the
bits kind of shitty show. I met some people, met some
people. Moving on next day I had to look
for what to eat and shit like that.
Things were those getting weird cuts the toilets.
The toilets were unexpectedly unexpected.
What Pizza train guy? That's what it was.
Damn. I didn't expect it Modernized
toilets. I expected a modernized toilet,
but that couldn't flush. But this one was a bit like I
was like, OK, that makes sense because there were a lot.
Yeah, And just better to just flush your what?
Now? That's then the bathroom.
Now is the one that was weird. I was expecting.
OK, everything is in tiny pipe. I'm going to this got sewage.
Sewage stuff. Yeah, but the buffing the pipe
is not connected. So when you're buffing, the
water comes outside and pulls on the floor.
I don't understand the logic. It's not hygienic.
It doesn't look hygienic. It does not look OK from the
outside world. It's all weird.
When I just said I was like, OK, did he break me?
They're trying to fix it, but no, I like it was for the big it
was for the beginning to the end, bro.
There was no sign of OK boys, tell us more.
Your pipes broke or go to fix it.
No, nothing like that. So there from the beginning to
the end. I don't know if it's deliberate
because it feels like deliberate so that they will not pay money
to empty the sewage. No, not to empty the sewage
because plenty of people bath in that much water all full very
fast and not call these guys come and drain the stuff and all
that kind of stuff. So that's what me I'm thinking
is a large reasoning behind that aside maybe something else.
We are basically the house hit then going through the whole
company experienced. Normally people used to tell you
to join different, different joining Red Cross drawing obs
drawing different things so that you dodge matching and I just
like matching. Can't be that bad.
Though I also missed the chance to join those things because I
came on the second day and everybody already planted every
join them and you know, body body and shit.
I see. So I have to just stick with the
match, the drills and matching. It was not as bad as people make
it out to be, but as if you have the energy to do it.
An early annoying thing with that SO.
You can't avoid matching like. Matching is not a strict thing.
I also do every single time. This strict thing.
Like everyone. The compulsory Like everyone.
Has no, no, not everybody. If you're in Red Cross, you're
not going to do it. It will be the most the most
smoke people in camp are Red Cross *** guy.
They're just sitting there and chilling, pressing food.
The you you're sweating on that is not standing attention if
you're moving. So that's a shutdown.
You was that in your face? Like it can't still be moving
again. Can't talk to them anyhow.
You see the Red Cross *** crossing legs.
Yeah, that was on that. Shit.
That was the point. Pressing phone, even laughing
Wendy the soldiers I salt to you.
I was like why this? Well, yes, Red Cross guys were
just the let's say the touché guys and comp.
They were just freaking flexing. I swear they were lazy guy.
It was full of fat, so full of people.
That yes, ways to save the day, people that.
Didn't want to be moving or lazy, basically.
I see. Yeah, I will sit there and obs,
those ones shot. They're doing a crowd, so no
one's. Yeah, OK, yeah, OK.
Every other team was just there. There was the weird Kung Fu
squad. Kung Fu squad.
They got a seafood. How ironic.
See if OK. It was shit, guy.
I I knew it was going to be shit.
What the hell was that, guy? I saw their presentation.
I will record that. I'll show you later, guy.
It was. Wait, how many?
How many? How many of them are there
basically? It's like almost a whole plot.
No, it's like, I don't know, 20 or so just from 2 lines and two
people in, 4-3 people in front. Something like that they'll be
doing. OK, all these weird karate.
Yes. Something like that, that
doesn't look like it's going to stop anybody from karate, stop
everybody from doing anything to you.
Yeah, how many individual are they entirely?
Like, there's Red Cross, there's marching, there's seafood,
there's what? Again, there's.
Manual there's, I can't remember all of them.
There's some echo Vanguard *** like that.
There's cooking people that might be cooking that day
anybody else could understand. How does that?
How is that youth service? That's what I'm saying.
It's the military. That's what I was saying, this
thing is just full of a lot of useless crappy activities that
are not really helping you, just that while they wait time inside
a camp. To make you feel like you're
busy, I see. That's just basically it's.
I was expecting something that will make you better.
Cooking makes people. Better not cooking basically
what I heard that I didn't join the I was about to join people
cooking. Everybody raise up their hand
entire cooking because nobody wants too much.
And I heard that in cooking all you're doing is just assisting
the people cooking. OK, I want to want to put you
want to put my open it for me. I want to put onions cottage for
me. I want to put Aqua Cottage for
me and that sucks. That's no cooking bro.
That's just assisting in the freaking kitchen.
So all you can, all you're doing, cooking, just assisting
and pressing phone inside the freaking kitchen.
And you can't press the phone well because your hands are
dirty. That's if you do something.
Remember there are like 10 of you going to the kitchen.
Oh no, everybody. Some people just are lazy.
Cooking. Are they cooking?
They are free meal. Yeah, as a free meal now for us
and our counters either a bar to rice beans, Yeah, I was
basically quick question, how was that beans, Beans, I think
it's their beans stain. I like the beans like the most
presentable, no and. From what I saw, there was one
day someone went down and carried the beans and it was
those beans on water. It was like water, you know,
like oil or whatever. There was more.
It was let's say a pool and one, one or two, two beans inside it
so I could not drain the water. I was horrible.
Yeah, I just say cheese. Never add their beans.
I never add their two booking. I did it two once but after
then. That's the lesson Always
suspects free food. Well, why would you suspect free
food now? Yeah, the air bar was well how
air bar is Alice was I think for me, Sir, but at this point I
just realized I don't like to compare to a bar.
So yeah, a bar better than two for me some more lasting char my
list always lasting. Let's see, but we didn't give us
a part to just say go see. Then two of those Akro.
I think to the awkward made me I hate this guy called Akro.
Soups are never enough. So you reach these points and
you will see that it's have to eat raw ebba or raw tuo.
And looking at those two, which one you like?
Which one raw? I always rather eat raw ebba
with tiny soup than raw tuo with awkwardness that has nonexistent
on my plate anymore. That will suck.
There was even we also want this thing that we enter the hall get
free food. There's always one person.
I'll give more food than the other, so that one's line is
always long as it shots more that so freaking stingy with the
food, my guy, so tiny you those you just put it inside you look
at that. They should look at you as you
call your next person play like I see you don't exist and you're
walking. We are just like I didn't come
here to suffol. That was rude.
I was very rude. I.
Was just like why man why man I just wanted food I'd be marching
all day this will be a special line for people marching that
because guy need more food and Red Cross not doing anything
else like that person be Red Cross bro I it's Red Cross just.
Anyone else that's are not in marching?
They were the actually the more people Red Cross, they were
annoying me because they're always in front of us,
supposedly saving lives. Maybe people that are fainting
from marching or something, you know?
Did anyone ever face a marching? Oh, a couple of us.
Faked it on, you know, to walk out to see now.
Those are the smart ones, you see.
It's not like they just walked out for that moment and you come
back to the next day now. Yes, it's the smartest move if
you ask me. You drop, fake your fainting and
then get out of work. Try the entire day No.
What for that period there are two times that you March in the
morning and in the evening. Who said my fainting was not
prolonged? There's no good.
There's no way you're good. Point if you can't wake now.
That's why I said you're OK to go, you're OK to go.
You're going back into the freaking.
Field. So it can be G's, it can be it.
Could be G's now, but imagine at that point you could get away
with it. If during that beginning time
when they picked our squad, everybody that already knows how
to match well and have trained well.
But by the time you're already in the main squad for matching,
everybody will keep up to date to what happened.
You fainted. OK.
Go to record and give you.
What are this one? Are you good?
Too much? No.
OK. Now we'll see you in the
evening. We'll see in the evening.
There's such as? Such as your instructors will be
keeping up to dates with you too.
They already do. Everybody in the matching squad.
Where's this guy? Also my own platform.
We are like 2 tall guys. Those guys could never escape
because you can spot them from your mile.
I wait your second exactly that's.
What? That's what they always ask one
when the other one was your second.
Who is that? I was initially I was not among
the squad that could match because at the beginning when
they were matching, I was just doing and you know, doing any so
that I'm not getting inside and you know, push me putting us
getting a squad for the squad. I don't know shit.
I just shit, but I was like, I like, that's what I say.
We're just dead chilling. Most of us, we're just faking it
somewhere, just dead chilling. The other instructor doesn't
sell away how much rather everybody we playing, laughing
and cracking jokes. When I'm looking at the main
score, macho, that's the good. That's the good that we first
place other stuff. Then turns out the main score is
not complete. So what did you have to do?
Bring people from the your school, from the idno shit squad
and all that and some people start dropping out of the main
score because, well, I don't know.
Fake trees, yeah. But the quick big question here
is, did you March? I marched.
No, I ended up entering the main score after I just got tired.
I didn't know she started feeling all.
They didn't actually know Sheets.
Yeah, they then I started differentiating them.
People that allegedly couldn't match at all.
They were sheets, like some people are moving their left
hand and their left leg to get down.
What is that exactly? Like some child robots?
Exactly. Some people really are bad motor
skills. Yeah.
So they're just differentiated people are genuinely sheets and
the people that at least know what they are doing, but maybe
they might be thinking it or doesn't need small polishing.
That's why they moved me and some guys in foreign aids after
all the time in the main score and I'd expect shit from you.
So there's no need to fake it anymore.
I'm just going to find it. I was at the back row for in it.
I was middle for it. Now I'm the first row.
Why are you in the front? Wow, every ways to go represent
your platoon. Exactly man, I was not next to
the tall guy. Looking all short.
No, that's also one thing I realized in this camp.
What? I'm not sure I'm pretty tall guy
as I was not saying I'm actually 6 foot one or six, but I'm
doubting. I'm still doubting to the day
because the guy was like he's 6. I'm freaking the same height to
team. That's the thing.
But last time I checked out like 5-5 or five.
I mean five you. Freaking 55 I believe.
Yeah, that means you are 6. Maybe we shoot the.
Ruler. The ruler use or the measuring
tape you use was shit. It could be that, yeah, but
yeah, I wasn't too sure compared to Dagger and I end up being the
front row and master deal matching stuff.
We're pretty good at that point now we're already really good
guy with us. Plato 1 and platoon 10 that
everybody was like anytime we are doing practice would do just
two that the majors and the commander, the RSM people, the
major. I didn't Major General.
No, I didn't major. Yeah, we had a major.
Then come I got all those chilling Shah mostly chill.
We are most of the major guys like yeah, you guys are looking
like you win this thing. You know us, but one of 10 and
that was we're not getting better and better.
There's a platform 10. They were was the ideal thing to
them to think they could stomp on the floor harder and maybe
their commands were allowed that they are compared command and
personnel in front giving the orders and stuff right.
But that was that. Yeah.
We got this chord ready started marching, practicing every day.
The soldiers, the struct, already knew of one, or not
really one-on-one, but like the people that were in front row,
middle row, another. Constant.
You were in front, so you knew you.
Yeah, you're just, you know, that face.
So if he knows one person is missing, obviously one person is
missing. There's a space there.
Yeah. Yeah.
But where's the guy that's supposed to be here?
If I knew the black is not around or something like that,
wait for him or put somebody from the.
I don't know she'd squad in there to fill in the space or
then or you will not even see them as worthy enough.
I just say, OK, just keep that gap there Whenever you're
marching, just make sure there's a gap that you happened to me
once to pressing on my left. It was hard to do that actually.
I'll be marched from slow time QuickTime.
Oh man. And eventually the thing got
stucked in my stuck in me. I'm just almost any time
working. I feel like marching.
It's like in my body now my blood.
I'm just like slow time it was he ended up getting fun our
empire and enjoying it. But the sun was not favorable
and the quick now was annoying. But yeah, we're really good and
we're really set up to be the first till our pie commander,
according to most people on the line, started making mistakes
here and they called initial. And from the beginning she was
making small mistakes here and there.
But to me it wasn't too bad. So just like Elbow was
overreacting. Yeah, yeah.
And all that kind of stuff. But shit just happened.
All the girls stood out in the line with us to complaining to
that to blah, blah, blah, blah. And when I said falling apart
slowly, well anyway, we still came back together.
The last day before the main competition of the pirate.
We did good last practice. Then the Day of the Pirate came.
Normally the parade was supposed to match from 1-2 and half will
be out of 34510 attended the last year.
That's how we're practicing all this time.
Then the judges that came from wherever they came from, and I
said that Nah, that's too long and I splitted us 6 to 10 match
first one to five. Just sit, stand behind and wait
for the six to 10 to finish for you.
Do your own. Why is it the opposite way?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what they did in France.
All the power commanders went to the front and those it out kind
of paper maybe wrote first and 2nd.
It's got the first one. Either they did that or there's
the random stuff like that. So another ended up being we
ended up being second. So we're just standing there and
some of us, our shoes are now our size.
So imagine standing and just waiting for we are at T's just
not out of tension. So at least we can move or do
small, small movement. But we don't know if that's
taken out of our mark. Yeah, that's how nothing.
But they didn't tell us anything and they were not really looking
at us, but they quit looking at other side.
I who knows. But yeah, we stood there shaking
here and there, all that kind of stuff.
I was already even getting tired of standing.
Most of us are getting tired standing out.
Some people now say fucking and making small noise again.
Who knows if that took out of our market.
Dave nearly did for sure. Because normally also when our
platoon they start making noise, our structure was like 1 far
distance. When I tell knows one time when
I can converge. Like he's hearing our voice from
down there. So like fucking noise.
All messed up. Guy so that day I'm sure they
could hear I was even if there was speaker and drums playing
that time and all that kind of stuff.
So yeah, 5:50 to 10:00 finish their own sheet.
Now on turn I reach you know, if you're second after the first
the first people they already put their mind to is OK, OK,
they're starting here. Your mind's still there.
They just stop and go there. Finish the relax.
Also, I was still on tense mood throughout because when I
started when I watching these people and seeing them either
fucking up or doing it well, I'm actually surprised when I was
watching them doing I saw a couple of a lot of mistakes.
So from 7 I told you it's time to 10 or when you reach out
Tonto. Everybody was confident about
what to win this issue. We started this stuff.
We're doing it well until nothing really until yes, a
mistake happened from our private commander, not me right
there. I'm not the private commander.
You could just get out of line and do some backflip.
No, that would definitely say at least for you, for you guys.
Oh. Yeah, Silver, everyone listen to
this. Sorry about this.
She made a mistake in front. In front like this where the
judges were standing. I didn't even realize it until
the end. And everybody was like, you made
a mistake. Yeah.
Yeah, I made a mistake in front of where the judges were
standing. We already marched to one place
and that front side, just like this is a little short distance.
We can walk, March in front of them or one of them when they
were standing that. So we're just standing by the
side to see everybody's hands swinging and leg moving.
That she was normally in that place was supposed to do open
order, then lay down. We're now, now salute them.
Don't do close order. She forgot open order all of us
instead of us just do open order an instinct so that at least
they'll sticky voice mark. We also didn't even remember
that we don't work too much you guys.
Even do OK, if you don't do open, you can't do close down.
Exactly. No, we did close that at the
last level. I reached the other place for.
Closing the closing the opening order.
Improvised. We already how how is your open
order spread out? Sorry, open order is supposed to
make you more open. Yeah, in spacing columns, sorry,
in rows, small, small spacing between the rows and in close
order are now closed in the back.
So we're already closed though because we will start with slow
time go like this go like this go in slow time, slow time, slow
time and we now do open order slow time.
You now increase spacing between and do this adult whatever then
close order and I'll come close like how you were from the
beginning close to each other and should that should stuff
like that and continue moving like that then yeah, since we
didn't do much so we just continue going in that close
order and did close order. We did change we didn't really
change the close order. They just continue with it like
that. I think that was one.
Then after that some other stuff to.
They say that she made mistake in both.
Man, whatever. Yeah.
We can't blame it is a tense situation.
It was a tense situation or whatever happened, think I was
skipping someone's mind, all that kind of stuff.
And if my my things that if we were first, I'm very sure that
mistake wouldn't have happened because maybe she was already
going about the thing. I might then that whole time
we're standing guy. We stood for a while.
So that would now is standing with a tense and maybe
forgetting some things. My number might have led to
that. Yeah.
And shit like that. But she did well.
She did pretty well. Guys, you're shouting enough,
loud enough for everybody to hear and all kind of stuff like
that. Pretty good actually.
I don't think I'll fit that but be able to accomplish that at
all. Yeah, all that.
Then I like got an issue on that issue again, I LED.
I like, sorry, I had an injury. I don't know.
I think exactly where the help. No, what do you call the ankle?
So you can't bang your leg well on the floor.
So the matching was how much things were also weird.
Then coupled with the people that had like shoe issues in our
line, the two tall guys had shoe issues.
Why is it too tall? That's why the.
Shoe is not the shoe is not their size.
They had bigger. Shutouts, smaller legs, smaller
shoes, bigger shoe sizes. Basically no smaller shoe sizes
for their big leg. So the leg were inside the
freaking sugar. So the matching was a bit funny.
Instead of matching is used. It's not really doing too well.
I'm trying to not enjoy your freedom to break that tools
exactly. So there are a couple of things
just cascaded and just accumulated it.
Yeah, I didn't start announcing the scores we're expecting OK,
since we're not going to get first might get told or second
because while they're being healing or spots one or ten
since anybody's did I go to get first or second and then.
Then all the outcomes. Yeah, we didn't get first second
at all, bro. What did you guys get 4th?
I don't know, I left before the announcement, but rumors see we
got second to last. That's horrible.
Guy that's very shit. Bro that's horrible after all
the efforts you guys. Made yeah, it pained us because
everybody already knew that we're supposed to win this
thing. In one way he started feeling
like it was even some kind of weird George biased team because
almost every freaking platoon, yeah, we're not as good as us
and definitely it was either 10 or one.
I would get first or second but for some weird reason 10 go
first yes and platoon 2 the people that are next wars that
were always seen getting fucked up.
Do we mistakes to just doing the do I know of I'm good but he got
second. How did they get second?
Really just by our judgment guy, they just, I think, I think this
is what he did. He just just threw a bunch of
papers with the numbers. Exactly, and those chose.
Basket. And just the one that shot me
the model 7 I stood watch these people's lines scatter when they
were doing slow times our engineer so our line, but they
still got told now not like. Of corruption runs deep in this
country that was. Moving away from the parade to
say going to football now. That's why you see the real
corruption, freaking real corruption that happened our
first match. Our freaking red force just blew
in anyhow, So I've ruled on the floor five times for the bug for
the other guys side. No, you're called blue ref.
You see the guy jump up completely freaky guy move
around this one. This one was still 1 and 2.
Zero. 2nd March. Now the ref was now also blowing
anyhow and they were now roughing us anyhow.
What? The breath was in blue.
Do you know how many high boot I saw?
*** boots would be disclosed to someone's piece.
The Rev won't blew anything. They also now would make someone
just want to rule rule or just fall down small blue.
What the fuck is going on here? One time someone was not trying
to argue the reference. Not like blue.
What I do is right. OK, OK, well let.
Me. I mean, pause there.
Pause on the article, all right? OK, guy kept to do this shit
like that blue blue rubbish. The rough does the foul.
They almost enjoy our best meeting for that guy, that guy.
That guy is good. I was.
Like in a good meet you that. Guy, fuck you.
Good guy. Placement of shorts, right
passes. We have scored a lot that much
care. But what's happened Ball we
scored one goal one time in the major, roughing us on the second
match. Yeah, the refiners on doing
Anyhow, referee played anyhow, scored one goal.
Then after some some something happened the ball, they shot the
ball and it was going to our side.
Most of our defenders were ready.
In France they're running baskets, but someone already
managed to pass them, so it wasn't usually offset in the
sense got the ball, was going, going, going.
Our keepers only person behind. He now had to run out from the
post Mistake. That was a mistake, but he's
good. Oh, that's the only thing was
only him there. He ran out of the post, caught
the ball, low ball. OK.
Misty slipped out of his hand. Slipped out in hand, but Brill
was blew in that day too. Again, what's kind of so the
ball was missed out of behind, caught him basically kicked out
of his hand. The person I caught the ball
kicked it and I post like that and then I missed.
Then I got a lucky second goal equalizer.
Then we tried as much guy doing that much guy.
Just this guy with his sweet leg.
Usually you kick the ball from almost midfield position or free
kick position goes to midfield. Oh my God.
It's our right or left hand corner, but it will hit bar.
He did it twice. Yeah.
God, he pinned me that much. He pinned me guy.
We are like four or five attempts at goal like that, hits
ball like. On points goes on.
Points on points that hits bar and the end.
Then guys are the bad. We're supposed to.
We're supposed to even get the penalty at one point?
Well, guess what? The ref in blue.
Breath could not blow. Then when one ball in our own
side mistakely did ball to hunt, immediately he just blew it.
Before. Before it even happened.
Before the ball happened. I gave them penalty but I keep
our cottage. I blocked it then when I entered
penalties because it was tight. I've been so tense.
Like that's where I was watching this penalty.
They were just going on the Fed. Those guys, they missed the
first goal and turns out that guy that missed the first goal
for the men's was a best player. I was a surprise the way he
missed the world to decide no high or no one load or the floor
or the floor ruling as a bad Beastie LED out there.
They were going on. We got one.
We never we didn't miss any goal.
So that's how we won then? No, that's not why we missed,
OK? No, that's how we want.
We've got all our five shots and they missed 1, so we already won
there. They didn't miss any good after
that one shot. So yeah, no, no, they missed
another goal. I remember they missed another
goal. So they got 3, Go guys got all
5. You know, four.
We didn't want 3 five sets. The lady you know now.
You already got more than more than there.
Was basically one that might the last match again and no doubt
the funds now put that last match the ref that was blue in
for us in the second match pause yes was the coach for the people
in the last match. This makes sense, so you see the
connection that. Makes sense.
Corruption. Exactly.
And the people were playing the last match, this one.
This is something that happened right now in the future, which
about the people that were playing this last match now,
when the coach is also friends with the current ref, that was
not blamed for this, our last match too.
So he didn't blow for a lot of high boots and a lot of foul
throwings and handballs, but still we equalize again somehow.
Then it got to penalties 18. They miss.
They didn't. They miss one.
Yeah, we keep our block too. Yeah, yeah.
That you keeper is actually trained for sure.
He's actually trained. He's freaking good, you see.
Sure they blocked him. Fucking good guy.
He also he won best keeper. He did now.
Petition there. I'll meet for that one.
Man of the match. Way too good, bro.
Too good. Yeah, and all that kind of
stuff. We after all the orchard, every
single match we won, that's one Made me feel good.
Even if we didn't win by, I feel good, very good guy.
I got the cup finally. I felt very.
Nice. I mean after I'm not winning the
matching then let down I get the W.
Then let down and I connect the doors and I realize we're not
doing culture all day. There's some people, they give
some people house also. You're Ibusha, but.
We don't get to dress like that. Dress like that, dance like that
and presents stuff on that tribe.
All right, so and also these videos, these people that they
give house specifically the rented horse guy, they rented a
horse, they rented a freaking horse.
They went all out school. They went freaking all that.
They rented a horse dressed on one like Emir.
Just be like four or five people like the guards all sit in front
of him. People that stand like that brew
and someone down. I'll ride the horse, bring
special chi, and design the chi and everything.
Why is there a price? For this I think there's a cop
or water they do the. Price.
There's no worth it. Whatever it is, no worth it.
They are the. Phones, the analytic connect the
dots and I saw the people in that platform platform 5 that
people we play in the last finals.
So if they have that much cash to rent a horse, who is what's
who is a referee that won't collect it?
Priory who's? The referee?
Yeah, exactly. That makes sense.
Those connected corruption runs deep.
Very, very. Deep, bro, that was just a
little sight and I just noticed when I said but yeah, yeah,
basically after that control this stuff.
We didn't really win that one, but announcing prices, we got a
couple of prices, but all the crazy thing about the prices
also we got I think we got like 5 or 4 prices.
All those prices we got were first place, first place, Yeah,
but on then go with the most prices though, they're just
scattered between third, last or whatever, but they got the most
price. Yeah, but pretty good.
Everything ended up going well at the end for the Now drop PPE
and I'll say that I'm going to somewhere in Taraba and I now go
lost in Taraba a bit and yeah, I'm back home now.
What an experience. To us, it's pretty long.
Bro this entire story, your story now feels like an anime
episode, an anime season. Now as you title this that time
ago reincarnated into NYSE and these learn a language because
that's what you were supposed to do in that states you did not
accomplish that target. I didn't.
Our life online service was freaking hard.
At most half of the conversation, almost everybody
told us exactly. That's your point.
That's your house. I don't do house.
Oh. Because anyone that meets you
right now, I said you went to Taraba.
See. Do not speak also.
Yeah, actually. From now on, that's the point.
That's why you feel the major task the title of your anime.
I don't think it's that time I go around Canada and I feel like
that time I go lost and terrible and I go back feels better, I
guess, I guess, but yes. Now incarnated sounds that.
Nice. How will I reincarnate?
Basically be able to skip the camp a few more like that.
We got reincarnated. All of us are now and then
various groups and trying to, you know, see who's the best in
their group and fight dungeon monsters and stuff like that.
The best platform. Well, you can have to fight
dungeon monster you have to compete in.
Yeah, Yeah, some competition and all that kind of stuff.
I often remember say we're doing side one kind of skill
acquisition thing like that, that they expected to learn
skills on the 10 days. Or and you're saying, which is
not an easy guy. Tell me this is not at least
what was it called again, regression, No regression that's
more complicated is a kind into acquire skills, lens skills and
freaking grind. You're grinding in the matching
you were competing, which is your clearly your battle, your
battle fees and then even even even the coming summer coming
summer parts the coming summer. In this case, is that your
driver yes, he's that your driver.
He vanished for a brief moment. You know how put to see him back
again on the boots doing some weird clowny and loony shit.
Then you know vanished again ahead of you.
I didn't get to see him anymore and then bro how is that not is
a guy what? Did you see when I was coming
back? I saw him again on the River
Place. Call me back.
Close my kids. This time, though, is not this
guy. I know his boss, this guy Ronald
Streets. A clown for sure.
Clown. Oh, yeah, yeah, That was
basically your experience. And I was back hoping to
relocate back to this civilized environment.
The lingo was meet, very, very meet.
Their town looked like the outskirts of Maraba.
Jeez, so yeah, sounds bad. Sounds pretty shit man.
Anyways, that's your weird side quests.
What I've been doing at home is the same as ever, watching me
going to work, coming back. Playing games?
Did you watch, though? I saw I watched off spoilers
from Last of Us too, but I'm not going to talk about that.
Yeah, I don't. Want to watch?
I don't want to know. Do you watch any Do you want to
be a hero and. No, I didn't watch any of those.
I just waited for when you come back, then, you know, dissect
it. Then what?
I watch all our random stuff I just had in my library.
I just decided to now I have some alone time.
Let me watch these. How's that?
I watch a good looking just two romance anime watching romance
shut up shut up and coincidence is about second seasons of what
I finished watching previously which is Kagya, Osama and rent a
girlfriend season 2 you. Actually watch Rent a
Girlfriend. Yes, I did watch your
girlfriend. You.
Didn't should have seen the guy with him in the pool and that
happened. No.
Was there pool? There was no pool scene.
OK, never mind. Maybe there wasn't.
I remembered maybe season 3. Then for about oh, is this this
year When? I don't know, is he already out
in track? I'm still ahead in manga and I'm
not already in manga for a while.
And yeah, sure, sure. I had some thoughts on some of
these. And then there's this last thing
I have to watch again. I saw it on IG and it was hands
down the best thing I've watched.
Should I say this year? Although it could be this year.
What's many people when we get is all related.
It's Indie Cross. Fuck some.
Glad you asked. Indie Cross is a let's say a
YouTube video or just a YouTube channel?
A guy on YouTube that just edits this video of indie game
characters in one world. So we have Corp Head, we have
Hollow nights, we have Shovel nights, we have Celestine, we
have on that table. We are Five nights at Freddy's.
All these indie games in one world facing off a threats, a
world ending threats. That's it's just a mad concept
that this is my childhood dream being animated and I'm watching
it. It's crazy.
Anyways, it was the best thing I watched that week.
The characters and their writing were spot on, and they're just.
We're not playing hard for the game so.
Yes, what? They were fucking good.
That's what. That's how I happened.
This season or just one episode, see the problem?
Let me break it down for you. Probably here is that there's
only two episodes. How long are they?
The first one is about 14 to 20 minutes, second one is basically
a movie something minutes. That's all right.
But if you also asked me when episode 3 would come out now, it
could be around the length of when season episode 2 came,
before episode 1, after episode 1 and that is about a year.
What if? Well, I mean, I mean it takes
time. Yes, it's it's a solo project.
And I'm saying this guy's trying this guy, he animated this fight
scenes to be anime level, a good anime level, not freaking
beginning outside the end. Try bullshit.
Not that, not that type of crap. This is what I see a good anime
adaptation level of animation. Yeah, that's crazy.
It's the best thing I've watched throughout this year perform.
To be able to be hero, now that's just a completely
different level on his own. That was that's crazy.
I was pushing him, but I saw something to be a hero to before
I came back. They said you can't influence
the outcome of the anime. Yeah.
Yeah, also that by was in something.
Yeah, you go to the website and votes, then the character has
the most votes. Might have become more powerful
and be able to survive. Ends up being a fight with
somebody not like what the fuck that's crazy.
These guys really right now but right now we can't influence
what's happening currently because they already did that
before the anime starts. So those ones will be the one
those outcome but. How would they know the
characters you will like before the anime?
Starts they will just drop the characters if you like them.
They look alright, but I think you can also vote now currently
as the anime is going so I don't know is he is a steady in real
life. I mean Constantine happened.
OK, you've also this character given this power right now or
little something like that. Alright, but things inside is
still there. I could just actually put on
stuff. Maybe my actual influence, who
knows, but yeah, that's just that's been a lot man.
These three weeks have been so much, so much Man met so many
people, so many things happened. So far, not so bad.
Not your NYSE comp experience EC guy slash not acquiring.
So I'm not going to damn this episode.
That time I got no, I got lost. In terrible, that seems like a
better title. Anyway, that's been it for the
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