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Hi everyone. 
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I'm your host, Lauren Meisner, 

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the founder of the youth digital
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Welcome to Mini Scroll everyone.
This new setup, I'm still 

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getting used to it very much so 
as you can tell my mini scroll 

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sign behind me is currently 
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Really just trying to figure it 
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It's a bit makeshift right now, 
but we're getting there. 

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So today I am bringing you the 
Met Gala recap. 

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Let's see if we can do this in a
mini scroll sized episode. 

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I am not confident because I 
love to waffle and there is so 

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much to talk about, so many 
looks to go through. 

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But let's get into it. 
So every year on the first 

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Monday of May, Hollywood's elite
rushed to the Metropolitan 

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Museum of Art for Fashion's 
biggest night out AKA the Met 

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Gala. 
Hosting this year's affair was 

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Bad Bunny, Chris Hemsworth, 
Jennifer Lopez and Zendaya. 

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As ambassadors of the event, 
they were responsible for 

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curating the aesthetics of the 
night and embracing the theme. 

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As Vogue notes quote, the role 
of a Co chair also expands into 

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the guest list the food, the 
decor, and the general feel of 

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the evening. 
While Internet users often treat

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the Met Gala as a fashion show, 
it is an annual fundraiser event

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for the Anna Wintour Costume 
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Metropolitan Museum of Arts 
Costume Institute. 

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That is a serious mouthful. 
That said, this year Soiree 

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celebrated the opening of a new 
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Reawakening Fashion quote. 
The forthcoming show has not to 

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do with the Brothers Grimm or 
Disney, but rather the 

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celebration of clothing and 
fashion so fragile that it can't

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ever be worn again, Lila Ramsey 
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For Vogue, the exhibition was 
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code. 
This year, the theme was The 

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Garden of Time, inspired by a 
short story by JG Ballard 

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published in 1962. 
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Ballard's work, the story 
follows Count Axel and his wife 

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as an unruly mob draws closer to
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Ultimately, the story is a 
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pointing to the adverse effects 
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destruction. 
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unthinking mob descending onto 
the villa, now a derelict 

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property with a neglected 
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Boiled down, the dress code as 
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fleeting beauty. 
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going to go through some of the 
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This is not a comprehensive list
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I just had to pick and choose. 
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celebrities and some key looks 
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ability to put into these notes.
I just didn't have time or I 

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just didn't really care about 
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Like, I wanted to pick the ones 
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something, whether I liked it, 
whether I didn't like it. 

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First off the bat, I wanted to 
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ethereal fantasy going on, which
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I love that kind of aesthetic. 
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Garden of Time, people really 
embraced garden and not so much 

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time. 
Annabelle was saying before 

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there was such a missed 
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with like a million watches, 
like all up their sleeves or you

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know, anything that was like 
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I know that Tyler did have that 
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sick, but other than that, like 
there wasn't a ton of, like time

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imagery going on. 
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absolutely a missed opportunity.
Lots of garden. 

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OK, so first up, Emma 
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She was wearing Jean Paul 
Gaultier and I really liked her 

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look. 
She felt very like gothic garden

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fairy. 
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it all was, but that was all 
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I loved it. 
I actually one of my favorite 

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looks of the night. 
Her makeup was amazing, that 

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Smokey eye. 
I find her makeup, the Mechala 

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is always so stunning, and I 
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because we don't see Emma and 
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I loved it. 
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little thing that I just 
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not Unsee. 
Her foundation didn't quite 

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match her body. 
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marginally, but I could not 
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But I loved that she embraced 
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didn't have a spray tan. 
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attendees really rocked like 
kind of a paler skin look, like 

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they're natural skin. 
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OK, the next one that I wanted 
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Klein. 
So she was wearing Tommy 

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Hilfiger. 
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It looked like it didn't fit. 
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really bad color on her. 
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student, like a fashion 
student's first draft at what GJ

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had Jujit, Jujit Hadid, Gigi 
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reminded me of. 
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It felt like it was trying to do
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quite achieving. 
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I love the white eyeliner, white
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I loved her makeup, but it felt 
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the dress they all belonged to, 
different looks like it wasn't 

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cohesive at all and it just felt
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And it was very upsetting to me 
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and I feel like she usually kind
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on any red carpet, but she 
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well and this was just a huge 
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So next we have Zendaya. 
She was wearing Mason Margiela's

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Jean Galliano, and this was such
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Like, even look aside, anytime 
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carpet, I'm like, Oh yeah, you 
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The star power that just oozes 
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off of her, like she has fame. 
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that talks about how fame is 
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has that resource more than 
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It's actually unreal to watch 
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carpet, do interviews. 
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Like she was meant to be famous.
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even if it's like the ugliest 
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slays because she's just like 
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moments. 
I did love the vibe and like her

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makeup was so sick. 
I didn't quite love the stripes 

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at the bottom. 
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stripes. 
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about stripes that like, feel 
really juvenile and like 

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clownish to me. 
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stripes. 
I felt like it kind of cheapened

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the look a bit. 
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like after the red carpet kind 
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later she came back out and she 
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and Prejudice, like Jet Black 
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But she was also wearing this 
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And I don't know if this was on 
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giant fish was on her head, 
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that's just what it ended up 
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But to me, all I could see was 
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her head. 
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wearing lueve. 
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I've seen some people call it 
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So this look, to me, it was 
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I feel like it looks like 
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has been wearing in this era of 
her career since she, you know, 

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bleached her hair and is going 
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Girl. 
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on her before, in my opinion. 
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know, I guess they were supposed
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almost like fairy wings, kind of
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And it just reminded me of so 
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seen kind of in this era. 
Like I said, her dress had this.

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I mean, I loved the dress, like 
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It was just unsurprising and 
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I liked how it had this dropped 
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skirt that we saw a little bit 
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We saw a little bit of like this
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carpet. 
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obviously. 
Beautiful look. 

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I think she looked like healthy 
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She looked the best. 
She's looked in a really long 

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time in my opinion on this red 
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from her many times before, in 
my opinion, over the last couple

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of years. 
OK, Gigi Hadid obsessed, 

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obsessed. 
OK, so she was wearing Tom Brown

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and it was so Tom Brown. 
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I'm not even a fashion girly. 
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Tom Brown. 
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I could not stop looking at it. 
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like a popular opinion or not. 
I haven't really seen anyone 

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talking about Gigi's look, but I
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I thought it was So it was 
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In my opinion, it wasn't 
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very Tom Brown. 
It was exactly how like I would 

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picture that designer 
interpreting this theme the way 

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that I perceived it. 
It was like, you know, Gigi 

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shedding this kind of more 
masculine energy and emerging as

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this, you know, beautiful 
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like it was just like handed to 
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dress. 
It was so interesting to look 

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at. 
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Met Gala, right? 
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need to be the most beautiful 
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thing. 
I just want it to be cool to 

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look at. 
And that for me, like Gigi's 

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look for me was that someone 
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Nas X. 
He was wearing Lore and he had 

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50,000 Swarovski crystals all 
over this white suit and he had 

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these sick nails like honestly, 
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unhinge, but they did remind me 
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she used to get like Bejeweled 
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When she first started ASMR like
8 years ago, they did kind of 

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remind me of Trisha Paytas's 
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Very cool. 
I don't know if this was 

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necessarily on theme, but I 
thought it was so sick to look 

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at. 
It was so interesting. 

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And he did have the flower, like
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And I don't know, it was sick. 
OK, Dua Lipa, I hate to say it. 

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So she was in Marc Jacobs. 
But I really did not like this. 

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Somehow this look was both not 
boring at all and like the most 

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boring thing that I've seen on 
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Like if you asked me to describe
what Dua Lipa wore on the red 

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carpet, even though I have 
literally looked at so many 

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photos of the Michaela in 
preparation for this episode, I,

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you know, wrote this. 
I put her photo in. 

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I couldn't even tell you what 
she wore. 

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Like it was so not memorable and
I don't quite know why. 

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And I know year after year we 
watch celebrities come on the 

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Met Gala red carpet and we're 
like, that is not on theme, but 

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I like it anyways or whatever. 
For me, being on theme is so 

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important to the Met Gala. 
Like that's one of the major 

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things that I look at. 
If it's interesting to look at 

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and if it's on theme, those two 
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And if it's not like, so 
obviously on theme, like if I'm 

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having a hard time understanding
if it's on theme, then to me 

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it's not on theme. 
So it could be on theme, but for

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She was wearing Oscar de la 
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And I mean, this was incredibly 
boring. 

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I know it was based off of like 
a statue, but wow, this was so 

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boring. 
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haven't really seen Kylie do 
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the cone bra. 
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like every really chic, elegant 
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a red carpet. 
I don't know, we've seen it 100 

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times before. 
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Kendall, and actually I would 
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Khloe wasn't at the red carpet 
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I'll talk about Kendall in a 
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they care the most about looking
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the looks that they actually 
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And when it comes to Kylie, it's
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seen Kylie let her guard down 
and like, rough it up and be 

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like, quote UN quote, like ugly 
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Like, you know what I mean? 
Like really be like artistic and

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avant-garde and really cool, 
like this edgy grittiness. 

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modeling. 
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public or does a red carpet or 
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she cannot let her guard down. 
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her. 
She has to put this guard right 

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back up where she's just like 
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And it's such a shame because 
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Like we've seen the modeling 
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She should have been the model 
in the family. 

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OK, Speaking of Kendall, she's 
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as I said with Kylie, just too 
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her whole priority seems to 
always just being like looking 

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hot in chic. 
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She looked like a really hot 
brunette legless. 

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She really went for that like 
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It was a little bit more costume
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recent years, which I appreciate
because this is like literally 

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the Costume Institute, but, you 
know, still pretty boring. 

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Someone else who went elf vibes 
was Carol G went as, like an 

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actual elf with, like, elf 
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appreciated. 
Like, if you're going to go for 

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a vibe, like, go for a vibe like
if you're going to go for like, 

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this costume, just wear the 
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And yeah, she looked exactly 
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So loved it. 
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She was wearing Mason Margiela 
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I actually loved this. 
I loved the dress. 

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Oh my God, I loved the dress. 
If you are going to do like 

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ethereal garden vibes, this is 
how I want it to be. 

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I feel like we saw a lot of 
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comes to mind. 
I'm not going to talk about her 

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because I found it quite boring,
but her dress for the red carpet

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comes to mind where everybody 
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If you're if they're going to go
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did what she did, which is kind 
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on like a mash or like nude 
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So it looks like you're naked 
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Like everybody went for that 
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similar, but it was like silver 
and just, I don't know, just the

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way it was executed. 
I don't know the right words 

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because I'm not a fashion girly,
but it was perfection. 

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I fucking loved the dress. 
And I know the shawl sweater 

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thing was kind of controversial,
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Like I thought it made the look 
really interesting and it didn't

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take away from it. 
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celebrities add things to their 
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things to their looks, it can 
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I don't think it did that at 
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I don't think it necessarily 
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understood where the vision was,
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I think. 
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talking about Kim's waist 
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big, literally the smallest 
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I mean, that's always her thing,
OK, right. 

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So she always makes a body part,
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aesthetic. 
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and now it is her waist and her 
arms. 

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And her obsession with her tiny 
waist started at the Met Gala, 

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if you guys remember when she 
wore that dress, I don't 

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remember. 
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I don't remember who designed 
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she was, like dripping. 
Like it looked like she was 

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dripping in water and Kanye was 
there as well. 

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And she had like, that slicked 
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So good. 
I loved that look. 

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So yes, that was, I believe the 
beginning of her obsession with 

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her tiny little waist and 
everybody's like, did she get 

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ribs removed? 
How is she doing this? 

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I think we forget how tiny, 
tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny Kim 

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Kardashian is. 
Like she's very curvy. 

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than she actually is on our 

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screens. 
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foot, like she is like a tiny 
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you know, that's only become 
more exaggerated. 

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So I do believe this is her real
waist and it is wild because 

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it's so small. 
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Like she is like a tiny person. 
I think if you saw her in 

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person, you would be shocked at 
how tiny she actually is. 

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I don't think she's had like, 
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that. 
I think she's wearing like a 

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really aggressive corset. 
And her hip to waist ratio is so

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extreme that it looks so much 
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Someone else who is a tiny 
little Polly pocket is Sabrina 

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Carpenter. 
She was wearing Oscar de la 

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Renta and to me, this look was 
so underwhelming, so unfortunate

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because she is literally the pop
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And yeah, it was just boring. 
She could have worn this on any 

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red carpet. 
The glam I feel like she could 

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have just done if she did like a
lighter brow, even like a bleach

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brow. 
I don't know, maybe we're over 

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bleach brows. 
But if she did a lighter brow or

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something more interesting with 
her makeup, she just did her 

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pretty much regular glam and 
it's like if she had just done 

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something more interesting, I 
think it could have helped. 

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But this all together was just 
so nothing, unfortunately. 

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But I did love, like I said 
about Emma Chamberlain, I loved 

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her pale skin, like her skin 
really was to me the standout of

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this whole look, just how 
youthful and hydrated and 

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luminous it looked. 
And I loved that. 

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It didn't look like she had a 
spray tan and she was rocking 

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kind of like her natural pale 
skin. 

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It was very elegant and I loved 
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But yes, disappointed for sure. 
Taylor Russell was in Lavey and 

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she had a drop toga waist like 
Ariana Grande and she had this 

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like wooden shield almost as the
top with florals kind of painted

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on it. 
Just very minimal, like two big 

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flowers on either like top and 
bottom. 

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And it was very cool. 
It was very interesting to look 

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at And Morgan Stewart said that 
this was real fashion. 

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So I'm going to believe it and 
I'm going to say that this was a

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win because I believe Morgan 
Stewart and then Lana Del Rey. 

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She was wearing Alexander 
McQueen by Sean Mcgear. 

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I loved this. 
She was wrapped in twigs and 

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like draped in fabric, and she 
looked exactly like the antler 

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queen from yellow Jackets. 
That's like the first thing I 

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thought of. 
But it was so sick. 

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I think it was such an 
interesting twist, like a unique

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twist on the theme. 
We didn't see anything else like

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it, as far as I could tell from 
anyone else, and it felt just so

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right. 
And so on theme, it didn't feel 

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over the top, it didn't 
overpower her, but it still felt

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like a Met Gala costume, quote, 
UN quote, right? 

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Like something you would want to
see on the Met Gala. 

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Because for me, the marker of a 
Met Gala outfit is like 

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something you couldn't wear on 
another red carpet. 

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So to me, perfect. 
OK, Sydney Sweeney, she was in 

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mew mew. 
Oh my God, this was such a miss 

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for me. 
Unfortunately. 

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First of all, I thought it was 
Billie Eilish and I don't know 

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why, but if it was Billie Eilish
I probably would have liked it 

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more. 
I don't know, it was just 

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something. 
It felt so off. 

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This look completely overpowered
her, especially the wig. 

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The wig was like too big for her
head, almost too big for her 

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face. 
And it felt like a kid playing 

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dress up in a wig store, like a 
costume store, as opposed to 

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somebody stepping out for the 
Mechala, like one of the biggest

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actresses in the world going to 
the Mechala. 

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It just overpowered her, like 
she was not wearing this look. 

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This look was wearing her Mindy 
Kaling, She was wearing Gaurav 

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Gupta. 
And I loved the back of her 

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dress. 
This is another one that I 

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haven't seen a lot of people 
talk about or mentioned. 

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So I don't know if this is, I 
don't know, a popular opinion or

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not, but I really fucking love 
this. 

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I thought it was so sick. 
I loved the back of it and I 

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loved how it like twisted up to 
the front over her head, like I 

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thought it was so cool. 
It was one of the coolest 

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dresses that I think I've ever 
seen anybody wear. 

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It was sick. 
It felt like a look worthy of 

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the Met Gala. 
And then we have Cardi B and she

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was the last one to arrive on 
the red carpet. 

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Zendaya went on the red carpet 
again after with her second 

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look, but as far as I know, 
Cardi waited until everyone was 

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off the red carpet and then she 
went on. 

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She was wearing window sin and 
it was this massive like giant 

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beautiful black tulle dress. 
I don't know if it was on theme,

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but I don't know if it matters 
because it was so cool, like it 

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was ginormous, despite how 
ginormous it was. 

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It did not overpower her like 
she was fucking wearing that 

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look. 
She really has these amazing 

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high fashion moments. 
I fucking love it. 

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It almost looks like the 
embodiment of, you know, when 

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you're watching a kids movie. 
I don't know how to explain this

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well. 
And they're in like a forest or 

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a jungle or something. 
And then this bad presence 

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starts to seep in to the nature 
and it like, overwhelms it. 

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And it's almost like this, like 
smoky, like black smoky fog or 

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like sludge or something. 
That's what it reminds me of. 

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Like it reminds me of an 
ethereal fairy forest that is 

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getting like contaminated with 
bad vibes, which is actually 

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kind of the theme. 
So I take it back. 

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She was on theme, OK? 
And my best dressed, finally, my

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best best dressed was Mona 
Patel. 

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So Mona is actually a fashion 
entrepreneur, and she's not 

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super famous. 
She only have 15,000 Instagram 

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followers when she went on the 
red carpet. 

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She's like a philanthropist. 
She like combines her business, 

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combines philanthropy and 
fashion. 

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And I think she does a lot of 
other things in fashion as well.

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But it was her first Met Gala. 
She was styled by La Roche and 

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she was wearing Iris Van Herpen 
and her dress. 

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I just thought it was perfect. 
It was ethereal, but it was also

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like armor almost. 
It was it was it like combined 

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the theme perfectly. 
It was like she was wearing this

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coat of arms almost to protect 
herself, but it was so ethereal 

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and beautiful. 
It kind of did feel a bit like 

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elfish. 
But then on her arms this is 

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like what did it for me. 
She had all of these butterflies

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and they moved when she walked 
and it was so beautiful, like 

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stunning. 
I feel like this is the perfect 

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way to do something that's 
really feminine and beautiful 

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and ethereal while also being 
really interesting and different

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to me. 
It was just exactly what the Met

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is about. 
So that's that, guys. 

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I hope that this episode wasn't 
too long, but I'm sure you guys 

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won't mind. 
Thank you so much for listening 

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to Mini Scroll. 
I love you guys and I will talk 

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to you tomorrow. 
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