1 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:23,440 Welcome to Clear Horror High, hosted by Chris Vicchio and 2 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:31,920 Mickey Jack. Welcome back to Queer Horror 3 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,640 High, where we're queer, we love horror, and we're real fucking 4 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,000 high. I'm Chris and I'm a queer. 5 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:42,360 Birthday Gemini demon. And I'm Nikki and I'm here to 6 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:48,520 put the horror in horror, but also say happy birthday to my 7 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:53,400 favorite queer Gemini demon. It's Gemini season, so it's 8 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,520 going to get extra chaotic. And before we even start the 9 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:02,560 show, let me have the floor. And just, you know, while you 10 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,720 guys are listening to this episode, I hope that you guys 11 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:12,040 are also running to Instagram, blue sky, Facebook, just your 12 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,800 general phone if you're that close. 13 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:22,280 And wishing Chris a very sincere happy birthday because this is 14 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,440 an incredible human being who is not. 15 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,400 Only I'm not done. Don't interrupt, OK? 16 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,160 What the fuck. This is about me for you. 17 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:36,400 So shut the fuck up and receive. So anyways, y'all, this is a 18 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:42,240 wonderful person and not only is he just a provider of laughs, 19 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,880 but he's also a provider of a multitude of things in my life 20 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,120 personally. Like, he's giving me shelter and 21 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:54,400 food and hugs and love and like, friendship and these are all 22 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,800 things you literally can't put a price on. 23 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:03,800 And you guys just get funny. So sucks for you, but also 24 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,360 amazing for the rest of us who are so close to this wonderful 25 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,480 human being. And yeah, just join me in saying 26 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:17,240 a happy birthday to Chris and cheers to another year of just, 27 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:21,360 like being fucking high and scared and weird and queer and 28 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,880 happy and seeking joy and terrorizing people who terrorize 29 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,960 us. Fuck yeah, bitch, you done did 30 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,440 it. She done already had done had 31 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:36,920 herses boots, Mama purr Happy birthday. 32 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:42,280 You're done now. Thank you so much. 33 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,040 I made it another conducting. Gesture. 34 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,240 Of course. My Virgo will cuss you out in 35 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,800 order to give you congratulations. 36 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,040 Shut the fuck up while I say I love you, yeah? 37 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,120 Well, I understand. Remember, our signs are 38 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,240 reversed. Yeah, for sure. 39 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,040 But yeah, I'm so excited for your birthday. 40 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,360 Like, I love other people's birthdays way more than I love 41 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,560 my own because it's just like, wish I'm still here, but. 42 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,480 Like, yeah, I mean, in a way I feel like that too because I 43 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,880 just love bringing other people joy. 44 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,240 But like, I really do just have a cool birthday. 45 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,520 I'm sorry. Yeah, you do. 46 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,480 Like, I was born on Friday the 13th. 47 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:21,560 And this, my 39th birthday, is a Friday the 13th birthday. 48 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,520 Yeah, it is Friday the 13th today. 49 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,480 Not today day, but today that you are listening to this. 50 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,720 And you know, my last one was skipped by fucking leap year, so 51 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:35,120 I haven't had a Friday the 13th, his birthday since I was 27. 52 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:40,600 So it's been since 2013, ironically or coincidentally 53 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,960 enough. So that's kind of fun, yeah. 54 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,680 But yeah, I should have had one like 2019-2020, honestly. 55 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,600 Maybe it got skipped because they knew I didn't need a COVID. 56 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,720 One. Yeah, no, that would have been 57 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:55,880 depressing as fuck. My God, we are already high as 58 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,680 all hell. So what is the high tea? 59 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,520 Or do you want to ask me what the high tea is? 60 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,760 Yeah, it's my job. Just because it's your birthday 61 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,840 doesn't mean you get to do everything OK. 62 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,400 No, I want to do less work. I'm over a goal. 63 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,640 We're just really high. Yeah, less work lol. 64 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,839 What's the high tea with you, friend? 65 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,040 You go first. It's your birthday. 66 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,880 What are you smoking on? What are you getting Stony 67 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,600 about? I am smoking on Jaw Crushers. 68 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,160 The New York came out Jaw, Jaw Crusher. 69 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,120 It's a hybrid between, I don't know, some shit. 70 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:38,720 It's tasty, it's fruity, it's a little floral and it's got me 71 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,240 real fucked up. You, you love to see it. 72 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,560 Yeah. I mean, China, I was trying to 73 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,880 look it up and it's actually hard to find because apparently 74 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:51,320 it's not very common and I have it from this brand astronauts, 75 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,440 which I feel like is mostly who sells it. 76 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,760 Yeah. And also could be another brand 77 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,000 just repackaging smalls. Oh yeah? 78 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,240 Well this jaw crusher shit is like desserty. 79 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,840 Sweet and delicious. Love that. 80 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,000 I also have a blunt that I'm going to spark up, a Lila 81 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:20,680 especial silver from El Blunto. I'm excited for this and I also 82 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:24,760 have two CZ Mango Haze sativa joints which I probably won't 83 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:29,080 get to all of this but if I do, happy birthday to me. 84 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,520 Yeah, real talk. So what are you smoking on? 85 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:38,640 I have, I think this one is Gush Mints again. 86 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,520 Yep, it's Gush Mints. And then I got these Midnight 87 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,280 Blueberry Camino gummies. Yummy. 88 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,880 You know I love anything blueberry. 89 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,320 Yeah, so that's what I'm Rahu with. 90 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,440 Yum. So today fitting for this Friday 91 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,360 the 13th, that is my birthday. Friday the 13th we are covering 92 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:02,240 Friday the 13th Part 3 which was originally released in 1982 in 93 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:06,640 3D, directed by Steve Minor who I believe directed Friday the 94 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:11,240 13th Part 2 as well. Also, this installment has a 95 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,880 final girl named Chris, so it really is just made for me. 96 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:22,040 Yeah, this is also fun because the first Friday 13th is like 97 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:27,360 his first season and then but he gets injured so they're like, 98 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,400 OK, well he was kind of a good queen this season. 99 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,800 So like, let's bring him back again. 100 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,920 So that was like Friday the 13th Part 2. 101 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,400 He got pretty far in the cop because they were like, we 102 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,720 brought her back for a reason. She's kind of she's killing it. 103 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:46,440 And then Friday the 13th Part 3 is his All Star season. 104 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:51,720 New look, new cut, new color, new money, glow up completely. 105 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,840 We get. We go from the bag to the mask. 106 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,720 We go from the segregated to the integrated. 107 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,040 Yeah. It's, it's a whole new, it's a 108 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,400 whole new vibe. The kills are a little bit more 109 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,640 complex. Like Mama stepped up her budget. 110 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,720 She's getting a stipend now. She's getting her per diem and 111 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,720 it's high. The prices went up over, you 112 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,840 know, the course of the few weeks she had maybe a few 113 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:18,640 months, few years if she's a phoenix, coming back to play 114 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,040 again with the girls. Yeah. 115 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,440 Terrible. You know, maybe she's a Asha and 116 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,320 she's like, I've been on this show a couple of times. 117 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,320 Phoenix The. Drag queen and I literally 118 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,440 caught like a bird. Yeah. 119 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,240 So it's like she had some time off and she came back with a lot 120 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:41,280 of lot of bit of coin and was like, I want to come back with a 121 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,280 new look too. And we got just that. 122 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,480 So that's why I like this Friday the 13th and like that's kind of 123 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,400 how I like sequence it. This is also a low key where I 124 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:55,080 stop with Friday the 13th because I was like 3 is enough. 125 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,960 I'm with a three and you're done. 126 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,600 Child's play is the only child's play and tremors or is the only 127 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,760 one where I like kind of took it all the way. 128 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,840 I never took it that far with Tremors. 129 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,520 I know we've talked about it before. 130 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,160 I know and we talked about it in depth. 131 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,600 You know why? Because I I did. 132 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:14,600 I sat and I watched every single tremors one time intentionally. 133 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,920 I was like, I need to know. I need to know why we did so 134 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,320 many of them. I think I've just seen the 1st 135 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,720 2:00. They went back in time to like 136 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,760 the West like I need. We're covering tremors, every 137 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,600 single one. That's what we're doing for my 138 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,480 birthday. Was there an origin story to the 139 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,840 first tremor? You know there is. 140 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,159 Oh. My God. 141 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:39,159 You know, there's and then they have, I think Tremor 7 is the 142 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:40,880 one that it was like tremors on ice. 143 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,000 And I'm not even, I'm not even kidding. 144 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,600 I'm not even being me and bullshitting you. 145 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,920 Like, not on ice skates, There's no ice capades. 146 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,680 It's like it's. Winter setting Arctic. 147 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,600 OK bitch, I was imagining it was like Reptar on ice for a second. 148 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:59,040 No, it was giving Disney on Ice. Could you imagine that? 149 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,240 A bunch of tremors doing double axles? 150 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,840 I could. And that's why it's like not 151 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,080 it's far fetched that your brain went there. 152 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,600 It's not far fetched at all. I was an ice skating kid growing 153 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,960 up, I've said I used to dance around my parents hardwood floor 154 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:18,360 doing single axles and every time I fell I shook the shit out 155 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,880 of all the glassware and furniture. 156 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,160 Wait, it might not be that one. Or maybe I did imagine that and 157 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,720 I was like, they only as well be on ice. 158 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,800 But Oh yeah, it's Tremor 6 then a cold day in hell, that's what 159 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,560 it's called. I love it. 160 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:37,320 I remember being like this is real and it is real good. 161 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:43,600 OK, I might have to look into the Tremors cinematic universe. 162 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,120 But yeah, Friday 13th right here. 163 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,160 This is Part 3. This is the one. 164 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,600 We've done one and two, right? We're not. 165 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,080 We did with three. We haven't done them in a while. 166 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,480 We did them a long time ago. So yeah, we haven't gone back to 167 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:01,520 this in over 2 years, three years, four years, three years. 168 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,440 OK, yeah, I'm like, I don't even know which ones we've done and 169 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:10,360 we'd be doing shit out of order. With Batman Returns return from 170 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,840 where we never covered where he was before. 171 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:17,160 He is a fuck dude. This is the best one we. 172 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,560 Covered the gayest 1. Yeah, we did. 173 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,240 Well, I don't know Batman and Robin is pretty gay. 174 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,600 Too, I was like Batman and Robin's way more gay but the gay 175 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,400 Halloween 1. All right, but the IMDb 176 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:35,640 description for Friday the 13th, Part 33D, is very basic. 177 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,040 Jason Voorhees stalks a group of friends who have just arrived to 178 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,600 spend the weekend at a cabin near Crystal Lake. 179 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,960 Yeah, I like how this movie opens with our previously on 180 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:50,840 Friday the 13th where just like the second movie we basically 181 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:55,400 start with the last scene of the previous film where Jenny 182 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,480 discovers like the corpse pile and misses Voorhees desiccated 183 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,320 head. But we find out that after she 184 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,600 saved Paul by machete and Jason in the neck he didn't actually 185 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,280 die. Then we get probably the best 186 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,320 credits in the Friday the 13th series. 187 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,400 Yeah. They are red, there is fog 188 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,800 behind them and they are in 3D. It's a budget. 189 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,960 I was so pissed when you pick this. 190 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,480 I was like, not pissed that you picked it. 191 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:29,680 I said that completely wrong. I'm pissed that they thought 192 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,280 that the release of this like outside of theaters with no 193 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:38,560 glasses would like hit the same. Like how do you want to do a 3D 194 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,680 movie in this franchise and then be like it's good on its own. 195 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:48,360 Most of the kills, I think all of the kills actually are like 196 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,400 the about the. 3D moment. Being 3D. 197 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:56,640 There's so much random 3D in this that we don't need. 198 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:02,800 The yo-yo stop the yoghorn. Yeah, the baseball bat for no 199 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,640 reason that the kid was swinging. 200 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,720 They were like, we got access to 3D because this was came down 201 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:12,000 what, 86 or some shit, 80? 2 So it's really early on. 202 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,560 OK even even worse. Even worse they were brand new. 203 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,160 This is like when people first got AI and they did them videos 204 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:25,120 of Will Smith eating spaghetti. It is so bad now they redo the 205 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,960 the video of that and it's like crazy. 206 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,400 We're like, oh, put it on Netflix, you know, like, yeah, 207 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:34,040 this is what they was doing with 3D because that then like every 208 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:38,400 movie started coming out in 3D. They had Jaws 3D. 209 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,120 And then when it's that blockbuster, some of the movies 210 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,120 you could, they came with the glasses. 211 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,360 That's true. Yeah. 212 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,200 OK. Well. 3D of it all. 213 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,360 The 3D of it all, yeah, it was totally tubular. 214 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,200 That's what they would have said. 215 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,360 And you know, that's what they said when they made. 216 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360 It. This is going to be like, so 217 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,400 bitching when it comes down. Yeah, like, OK, curly pop. 218 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,600 Bodacious, OH. God. 219 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,240 Peak 80s. So now we're immediately at the 220 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,760 Crystal Lake, you know, some Crystal Lake grocery store, and 221 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,520 we meet Harold and his nagging bitch wife Edna. 222 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:22,400 Edna is perfection because she is literally like 22, but she's 223 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,160 dressed like she's 82. Like why does this woman look 224 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,960 straight up like Sophia Petrillo? 225 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,280 Like in a head to toe fucking floral 90, her granny sweater, 226 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,920 her rollers, my God. Two things could be happening 227 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,000 here. First of all, look at the *** 228 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,640 she's married to. Oh yeah, I mean, he looks like a 229 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,800 he looks like a plumber who diddles kids. 230 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,080 I'm just going to say it. A *** who you shouldn't be with 231 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:51,040 will aid you rapidly. You know, Part 2, a *** who you 232 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,120 definitely belong with will make you so damn comfortable. 233 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,920 You will be so good being in goblin mode around him. 234 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,160 So but they could be so good. It turns her into a goblin mode 235 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,200 and she's just like, I was uncomfortable here. 236 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,880 I'm just going to put on this big ugly T-shirt and be myself. 237 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,160 And he's really like this bitch, you know, she. 238 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,600 Kind of gives me like evil young Shelley Duvall a little bit 239 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,680 perfect. And that's why I just love her 240 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,280 energy. She sasses him. 241 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,800 She like yells at him for eating a doughnut when he's supposed to 242 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,760 be losing weight. Like immediately in the 243 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,720 beginning of the movie, he like knocks something over outside. 244 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,280 And she just is like, oh God damn it, Harold. 245 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,080 Like I fucking clean up after your mess every day and you're 246 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,840 just knocking shit over. Like she just tears him apart 247 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,160 all day. You can tell. 248 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,400 But I love it because he was just like in the the market just 249 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,600 stress eating all the food off the shelves. 250 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,000 I'm like now you going to put y'all out of business? 251 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,760 It's your big ass rabbit, you and that Bunny for to eat y'all 252 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,400 out of house and home. And why is the Bunny in the 253 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,120 damn? In the lettuce. 254 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,560 Yeah. I'm like, he took the Bunny out 255 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,480 but you didn't check out that Bunny shat in there. 256 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,320 And where? Where does the Bunny normally 257 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,680 kick it? Where was he at before or she? 258 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,880 Like where is the Bunny before? A pen, because he goes to put 259 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,800 the Bunny back in the pen, and then he finds another Bunny 260 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,800 dead. And that's one of the 3D 261 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,880 moments, because a snake. Popped out, right? 262 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,840 The snake popped out. I remember when I was like, why 263 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,960 did it look like that? That is the only reason I 264 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,760 remembered that. Scene It looked like the snake 265 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,480 was on like a string, a little bit like. 266 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:25,560 Oh, it was someone's behind that shed wall with like a a really 267 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,200 thick pipe cleaner with a snake sheath over it it. 268 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,320 Like shook it at all delayed because I was like that was so 269 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,600 it just hit which makes it good for me. 270 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,520 Yeah, this, this 3D is pretty janky. 271 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,320 Like I'm sure it looks cool in the theater, but it was again, 272 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,480 such random things. Yeah. 273 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,280 And when you're in the theater, I'm sure in the time you're 274 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:50,240 like, dude, this is like cutting edge of technology. 275 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,520 Oh yeah, and you know how many people were high watching this? 276 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,720 People are probably passing joints in the theater. 277 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:01,640 Like when you're at a fucking. I don't know, I can't think of a 278 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,520 concert. A rusted root. 279 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,120 Is that a band? What the fuck? 280 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,000 That's supposed to be like a shittiest. 281 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,640 Sublime Band, yeah. You mean Through the Roots? 282 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,240 Because I went to high school with them. 283 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,440 I don't know. And they're a shitty reggae 284 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,880 band. I'll say that on my chest. 285 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,520 Fuck San Diego, I'll play it through the roots sucks. 286 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,000 Iration like you pass a joint at an Iration concert. 287 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,320 Even worse, they toured with them. 288 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,120 Oh God. God I hate white reggae. 311. 289 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,040 Safarian Music. Just stop I. 290 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,080 I do not want to hear a bunch of fucking rich trust when kids go 291 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,160 whoa. I do that's that's immediately 292 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:46,800 where I went too and I hate. It you do upwards like bro, 293 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,520 y'all had Scott, it was right there. 294 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,360 Oh my God. Which they also stole from black 295 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,920 people, Yeah. Get your tuba and start skanking 296 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:06,240 around here. I just skanked in my chair like 297 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,560 a fucking loser. I just mouthed the tuba. 298 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:16,800 That fucking who sings that shit is that mighty mighty boss to 299 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,920 fuck them. Fuck all of Scott. 300 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,079 Yeah, I was about to ride for No Doubt, but fuck Gwen Stefani, 301 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:28,079 our magazine. Stupid Catholic Lenten bitch. 302 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,440 Yeah, doing commercials for Alex Jones. 303 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,400 Fucking we should have known better because she's from Orange 304 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,480 County. But yeah, I know. 305 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,600 But we forgot, you know, because she was using little Japanese 306 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:43,200 girls and Latina girls as like little accessories. 307 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,880 So he was like, oh, she's down with us. 308 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,400 I was like no bitch, she's using y'all. 309 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,720 Oh yeah, I mean that bitch had like indentured servants I'm 310 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,400 sure. Yeah, she's like, I can't just 311 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,600 buy them Yeah and make them mine. 312 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,280 It's like no lamb that love Angel music baby. 313 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,800 She named like 4 Asian girls love Angel music and baby. 314 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,520 And it was like they made them little dolls and sold them as 315 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,200 perfume. And yeah, I bought a couple 316 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,400 shirts. I had a pair of pants from her 317 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,920 that I got from Buffalo Exchange. 318 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:17,600 I had a flannel and from my cold dead fingers like what's his 319 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,720 face in his rifle dude? Charlton Heston and his rifle. 320 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,560 He and my purple lamb flannel. There is no fucking way. 321 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,960 Hey, I have my black cotton hair and pants. 322 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,880 I still have them. They're slimming. 323 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,720 Yeah, I was like ahead of the game because nobody was really 324 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,720 wearing flannel like that, you know? 325 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,680 Nobody was like trying to make flannel fashionable. 326 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,160 It was like, Oh, my dad, where's that? 327 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,800 And I was like, OK, and I'm fucking him too. 328 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,520 Not with a gold Dinah tinsel in there, does he? 329 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,040 Thank you. And we know there's some tinsel 330 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,640 in that lightning. Come on, fuck with me. 331 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,560 And on the back it had that big ass here Zuku, here Zuku levers 332 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,920 like. Sort of like SO non patch kind 333 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,840 of thing. Come on, you already know you 334 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,520 probably see me in it because I was not giving it up. 335 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,920 I was like rain it religiously way past the time I should have 336 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,080 had it. But that's what I'd be doing 337 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,520 with my fly. Shit like a piece of clothing 338 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,880 and I fuck with Abby. I'm gonna have that until the 339 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,360 end of time. But I mean, that's not what 340 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:18,680 Friday the 13th is about. No, what it is about is taking a 341 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,080 shit. So OK, Harold is taking a nasty 342 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,160 shit and drinking whiskey at the same time as you do. 343 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,280 He hears a noise. He gets up and he pulls his 344 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,160 pants up over his shitty asshole without wiping. 345 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,560 And like this wasn't a noise where he clearly thought someone 346 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,520 was about to murder him. He did not jump up. 347 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:43,040 He gets up slowly and pulls his pants up after we just heard him 348 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:47,040 dropping loads in the bowl. Yeah, so this man is fucking 349 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,560 disgusting. But he gets up, and when he 350 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,200 opens that door, he gets a cleaver right to the chest. 351 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,240 Yeah, he does. Just like immediately. 352 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,280 Yeah, Jason was not a fan of that. 353 00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,640 So Edna hears something and she gets scared by a 3D rat, which 354 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,320 was very cute. Yeah, I'm coming at the camera 355 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,800 and she gets a knitting needle to the back of the head. 356 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,960 Yeah, it was like again with the effects or like just here's them 357 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,960 on all the animals. Oh, yeah, Every animal that pops 358 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:19,760 out, everything that is like a long stabby shaped anything. 359 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,920 Yeah. But the next day, Chris Higgins, 360 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,960 played by Dana Kimmel. Debbie and Andy meet their 361 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,720 friend Shelley, who scares them by pretending to stab Andy 362 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,200 because Shelley is the stereotypical. 363 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,600 Overwhelming prankster. Annoying 80s prankster and he is 364 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,560 insufferable. Yeah. 365 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,080 He is awful and they're trying kind of set him up with Vera, 366 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,040 whose house they're at, and Vera is hot. 367 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,720 Vera is very hot. She is very disappointed that 368 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,240 it's Shelly. She is our Latina 369 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:51,160 representation, the first non white character in a Friday the 370 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:55,040 13th movie. And we are like let on to know 371 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:59,400 that she's gonna be our Latina goddess because we're introduced 372 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,560 to her by her mother just cursing at her friends or 373 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,200 whatever and her in Spanish. Yeah, her mom does not want her 374 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,480 to go, But I like that Vera's like, oh, you know, just your 375 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,160 basic old fashioned mother problems. 376 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,680 And she's just like normalizing the life of a Latina woman in 377 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,120 the US And I feel like that was not commonly done in the early 378 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,360 80s. No, not at all. 379 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,720 Like Friday the 13th Part 3 has messages about race and 380 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,520 inclusivity in it, but Chris panics and thinks her van is on 381 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,960 fire because smoke is billowing out of it. 382 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,440 But no, it's just your resident 80s stoners Chuck and fucking 383 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,160 chili. I love these two. 384 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,160 They're each smoking a massive bong in the back of the van. 385 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,800 Both. What I have to say is who are 386 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,160 they? How did they get in there? 387 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,880 Who do they know? How the fuck? 388 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,520 When the fuck? Why the fuck? 389 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,400 They're adorable. A couple that smokes together, 390 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,160 stays together, hello Whitney and Bobby. 391 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,480 But like they were so thrown off by them, like. 392 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,400 Yeah, like everyone else was traveling together. 393 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,920 Shelly and Andy are roommates. The girls clearly know Vera. 394 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,000 It's like everyone seems connected. 395 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,880 And then these two just show up in the van smoking bombs, look 396 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,720 10 years older than everybody else, and their connection is 397 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,560 never explained. And that what makes it so 398 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,680 interesting, I guess. Yeah, they're enigmas. 399 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,280 It's kind of funny because you know your Stoner friend friends, 400 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,680 like, if you and I were, like, left alone in a car and then 401 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,160 somebody came back and, like, saw smoke building out, they'd 402 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,120 be like, oh, yeah, it's Christina getting stoned. 403 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,200 How do you not know your Stoner friends are, like, in the car? 404 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,840 Like, you wouldn't assume that. Am I making sense? 405 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,160 Yeah, especially because they met Shelly at this house. 406 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,720 This is very house, so it would make sense to me that Chuck and 407 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,720 Chili would maybe also be meeting everyone, but there's 408 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,960 never anything explaining that. But it's odd that they're so 409 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,440 surprised. Chris clearly must have been 410 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,000 expecting them, right? Because if she wasn't, why the 411 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,520 fuck didn't she be Like, you 2 get the fuck out of my van. 412 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,680 Like who are you being? Are y'all here? 413 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,520 Yeah, like I didn't invite you guys. 414 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,960 Yeah, so clearly she was expecting them. 415 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,040 So yeah, like girl, did you not smell the smoke? 416 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,720 Yeah, you don't know your friends. 417 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,840 You just let anybody in your van. 418 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,120 We also get another lovely little 3D moment when they start 419 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,520 to drive up towards Crystal Lake and Andy asks for the joint, so 420 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,520 Chili passes it up. That's like my favorite one. 421 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,440 That was another one and I was like I'm pissed off but also 422 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,800 very entertained by the 3D of it all. 423 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,320 Yeah, because she hands it so slowly and it's clearly holding 424 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,240 it there for a prolonged, unnatural period of time. 425 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,440 Watch it. You're like, what is she doing? 426 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,360 Like what? She is concentrating way too 427 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,200 hard on holding a joint. And then you have to remember 428 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,120 you're like, Oh yeah, but it's in 3DS. 429 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,000 She probably had to hold that shit for a couple seconds really 430 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,320 still so like the 3D camera could render it or whatever the 431 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,200 fuck it does. Yeah, you got to look at it 432 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,480 closely. Yeah, I just love that the joint 433 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,320 was used in that way because why the fuck not? 434 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,920 But they hear police sirens behind them and panic and they 435 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,880 start eating all the weed as they like pull over. 436 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,000 But the cops passed them so they did it for fucking nothing. 437 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,440 But we do find out, which is something that I've never 438 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,840 noticed before, that Debbie is pregnant. 439 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,560 Yeah, she says. We're pregnant. 440 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,880 She says we're pregnant right there, that's why she won't eat 441 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,200 some of the weed. And like, nobody acknowledges it 442 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,240 for the rest of the movie. Yeah, it's literally never 443 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,360 mentioned again and I just can't actively remember ever hearing 444 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,920 it before. And I've seen this movie so many 445 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,880 times. Like when did that happen? 446 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,800 Yeah, she says it kind of softly. 447 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,080 And we couldn't never addressed. Yeah, it just, I don't know, 448 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,760 kind of just flies under the radar. 449 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,240 But the cops do pull up to Harold and Edna's murder scene, 450 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,840 which makes Chris paranoid because we find out that like, 451 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,760 something traumatic happened to her here two years ago. 452 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,200 Yeah. Then we get the eyeball 3D 453 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,080 moment where they run into a man sleeping in the middle of the 454 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,800 road and he goes to hand them an eyeball that some guy gave him 455 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,440 and it kind of looks like a mollusk. 456 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,400 I kind of wanted to fry that bitch up or serve it with a 457 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:18,000 mignonette. But they arrive at Higgins 458 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,800 Haven. Terrible name. 459 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,080 It is super cute though. Like this little like log area. 460 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,480 They got this cute little lake. This lake is little. 461 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,360 They tried to do a lot with this. 462 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,400 This is a puddle, not even a pond. 463 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,240 No, this is like some little, like, offshoot craggy part of 464 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,880 Crystal Lake that seems a little disconnected from the lake at 465 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,760 large. Yeah, because it feels like 466 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,960 we're always just confined in this little marshy area with all 467 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,240 these branches in it or something. 468 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:47,120 It look, it seems swampy here. It's not like a swimmable part 469 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,880 of the of the lake that you'd be like, this is a great vacation 470 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,360 destination. No, it seems really shallow. 471 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,680 Yeah, and murky and muddy. Like you could see the danger, 472 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,040 like you don't have to get in that water to know it's bad. 473 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,720 No, like the bridge and the property itself is cute. 474 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,800 It gives like, very, like, Japanese garden in a City Park 475 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,240 vibes a little bit. But like, the lake itself, 476 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:13,080 you're like. But Chris is immediately scared 477 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,960 inside by this asshole Rick, who apparently she used to, like, 478 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,480 know when she comes up here. He is a total fuck boy. 479 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,800 He is really pushy. And he has the nerve to, like, 480 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,680 tell Chris that he passed up a weekend with some bitch named 481 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,240 Mary Jo Conrad. I'm like, that is an ugly name. 482 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,560 Like, I'm sorry. Yeah. 483 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,000 Mary Jo Conrad. She probably like went on some 484 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,520 cool girls shit and just like call me Joe. 485 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960 Yeah, she had her like Bad Santa. 486 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,640 Yeah, like Joe from Facts of Life. 487 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,000 Oh yeah, but Chris is like, yeah, you're dumb for passing 488 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,640 that up. And that's funny because I 489 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,960 really like how she is just not here for any of his advances. 490 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,160 She doesn't give a fuck. Not a single fuck was given with 491 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,920 her. No which real queen? 492 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Fuck these *** Yeah, I appreciated her lack of giving 493 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,320 in to Rick. So Shelly pays a fucking prank 494 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,680 where he makes think Chris he's dead and he fucking kills the 495 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,320 mood. So him and Vera go to the store 496 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,520 and this fucking. Flirk. 497 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,240 This racist, ugly bitch. So fucking racist and ugly. 498 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:26,040 But then we racism met with more racism, kind of. 499 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,400 Well, yeah, because Vera goes to pay and the clerk is like, we 500 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,600 don't accept no food stamps. But The thing is like, obviously 501 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,720 this bitch is racist. She is wearing a pastel pink 502 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,200 tank top with a picture of a cartoon pig and a wig on it. 503 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,960 We cannot ignore that. But then Vera actually did 504 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,160 forget her wallet. So like she has this 505 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,400 embarrassing moment where it's like she knows that this racist 506 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,600 white bitch. Will have the last laugh. 507 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,360 She's going to feel validated in her stereotype because Vera 508 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,920 doesn't have any money on her. But like, we just saw Vera's 509 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,800 house. It's nice. 510 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,160 She's not poor. She just forgot her wallet. 511 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,080 Yeah, and she tells that they give me give me some money. 512 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:13,000 And then he thrown a wallet and this black quine intervenes. 513 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,560 And it's like, because the wallet falls on the floor 514 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,000 because this *** doesn't have hands. 515 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,840 No, no, neither does this girl. So it falls and this black woman 516 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,160 steps up and it's a black biker girl. 517 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,040 Yeah, she's fine, little baddie. And she was like, yo, bitch, 518 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,160 have some fucking manners up in this motherfucker. 519 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,600 And Vera's like, and this is right, you know, I'm talking 520 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,680 about, you know, the racism. And then it's like the the 521 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,880 blacks against the Browns. Now we go, you know, within each 522 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,240 other. And this is how we need to stop. 523 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,360 This is where it needs to stop with this, you know, this is 524 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,680 where we have could have had a unity and both these two baddies 525 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,360 could have ganged up on the cashier and then robbed the 526 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:53,840 store. Yeah. 527 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,080 I wish something happened so bad. 528 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,000 That would have been tight. The shoe would have been like 529 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,520 get money bitch, but also be nice about it. 530 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:05,600 But that didn't happen. So Fox was just like, yo bitch 531 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,280 have some fucking manners. And Vera was mad scared as she 532 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,120 should have been. And what was cute was like the 533 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,200 biker gang was like multiracial. It was kind of it was kind of 534 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,240 getting porn. It was like it was giving porno. 535 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,400 It was like a black couple and their white cock friend for the 536 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,040 night. Yeah, I was definitely getting 537 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,120 pansexual vibes from them for sure. 538 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,480 But there was also in a motorcycle gang and probably 539 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,280 another gang. Oh yeah. 540 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,640 So yeah, they are all getting tough in the store, freaking 541 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:42,000 them out and like, you know, scurries on out, she pays, grabs 542 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,560 the groceries. And then Shelly got the nerve to 543 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,400 be like, bitch, I was a 20 and you know, I don't give a fuck, 544 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,160 let's go. I'm like, she just saved your 545 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,240 ass because those guys were holding him hostage when Vera 546 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,840 was like dealing with Fox. Also, I feel like, I don't know, 547 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,160 I feel like the way that Fox bossed Vera around there was 548 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,360 like a little like Dom top energy coming from her. 549 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,880 Like yeah, bitch, you want to lick my boot, bitch? 550 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,600 She got 2 *** where do you think she got it from? 551 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,160 Yeah, the white one gave more twink energy. 552 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,840 Oh yes, he's the bottom. Loco is definitely the bottom 553 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,240 with Fox and with Ali with both of them. 554 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,880 Hmm. She doing both. 555 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,680 She got a strap on. Yeah, that's a Real Housewives 556 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,640 of Elena reference right there. She knew him both. 557 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,920 Shout out to Phaedra and Shumi and Portia. 558 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:39,400 But yeah, I was like, cool, we have a fucking Butch queen and 559 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,600 her two *** that do whatever she want. 560 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,800 And did you see that she had a lot of, like, turquoise jewelry 561 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,760 on, and she had, like, Thunderbird patches and, like, 562 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,480 emblems on her jacket? I feel like. 563 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,640 Yeah. And they weren't matching 564 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,440 everyone else's. They all had their own, like, 565 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,960 motifs on their leather. Yep. 566 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,720 I feel like maybe she was Indigenous representation too, 567 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,120 like Black Indigenous woman. Yeah, because she had nice hair, 568 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,920 it was all WAVY and she had real distinct eyebrows, but she ran 569 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,960 her up out of there. But Shelly is just such a He's a 570 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,520 schlep, and he's just got this neurotic energy. 571 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,400 He backs into their motorcycles while driving away. 572 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,200 Then Ali smashes his windshield with a fucking chain. 573 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,440 I was like, honestly, that was hot. 574 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,320 I don't know. We fuck with that. 575 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,480 But Shelley whips that little yellow VW Beetle around and runs 576 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,000 over Ollie's bike. But he, like, barely runs it 577 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,280 over, like he's trying to prove himself to Vera. 578 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,680 But he's like, I'll only run over the tire. 579 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,760 I'm not even gonna fuck up the bike that bad. 580 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,800 Yeah. But yeah. 581 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,800 The bikers find Higgins Haven, and they siphon the gas out of 582 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,160 the van. I like that she has a bumper 583 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:50,240 sticker that says fucking I heart skiing, but she also has a 584 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,480 bumper sticker that says Springsteen on it. 585 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,640 And to quote Dave Grohl, if Bruce Springsteen is the boss 586 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,440 then I quit. I am just not a fan. 587 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,000 Yeah, that's so funny that you mentioned that because I also am 588 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,040 not a fan of Dave Grohl, so. I'm not a fan of Dave Grohl 589 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,360 either. I guess my favorite saying the 590 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,680 worst person you know just said something you agree with. 591 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,720 Oh yeah, that's also the broken clock is right twice a day. 592 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:24,800 Twice a day, pay Azealia Banks. But I do like how Fox questions 593 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,400 if they should fuck with the people and drain the gas. 594 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,200 Like it gives a little like dimension her character. 595 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,840 Yeah, cuz it's like very few often do we get a black 596 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,360 character who we know is gonna die soon who gets kind of a 597 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,360 little bit of a flushed out background. 598 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,520 So we're like, she's a little bit of empathy, she requires 599 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,760 manners, she likes sex with AI and Z. 600 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,760 And she had fun swinging on that like pulley rope in the in the 601 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,640 bar she. Loved it. 602 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,480 She she was living her best life. 603 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,000 But yeah, her and Logo both get killed with a pitchfork by 604 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,160 Jason, who then knocks Ali out and seemingly bludgeons him. 605 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,640 But. They all die quick. 606 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,160 They do, yeah. They just get right to it with 607 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,040 this, which is what I enjoyed. Yeah, now, now the ball starts 608 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,920 rolling. We had a long time without a 609 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,760 death and now it's just like 1 2/3. 610 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,920 Yeah, they were like, we give you the 3D just to show you what 611 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,760 magic we got up our sleeves, and now we're going to show you how 612 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,280 we incorporate it now into the killing. 613 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,200 There was so many 3D shots of the pitchfork and the handles of 614 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,320 the pitchfork throughout all those dent scenes. 615 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,040 I was like, OK, how many times do we need to see the handle 616 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,120 coming at us? I'm not OK You're going to see 617 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,520 it until we get tired of seeing it, and we're never going to get 618 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,920 tired. I'm like, are they trying to 619 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,520 just make us afraid we're going to get a splinter through the 620 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,360 screen? Like Jesus Christ, I feel like 621 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,440 we got the handle more than those pointy part. 622 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,920 They wanted people jumping, jumping in that theater. 623 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:54,480 But you know, now we get Chris's back story about the night two 624 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,120 years ago where I guess Rick dropped her off at Higgins Haven 625 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,480 after like they did it or had a date or whatever and her parents 626 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,760 yelled at her and her mom slapped her and she ran into the 627 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,520 woods and hid. But she fell asleep. 628 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,560 And when she woke up, I know what kind of fucking white girl 629 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,320 shit is that? You run into the woods and take 630 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,400 a nap to hide from your parents. And me of all people are like, I 631 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,159 can fall asleep on a like anywhere. 632 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:22,800 I can literally fall asleep like on the fucking top of a mountain 633 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,480 if I needed to like in the most uncomfortable place ever. 634 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,719 And I still would not just be like these woods look comforting 635 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,679 enough for a quick nap. Not woods. 636 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,120 I'm not even afraid of bugs, but like in the dark, you can't see 637 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,199 where you're really laying down. I need to see in the woods where 638 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:43,320 I'm laying down. And I'm afraid of bugs going to 639 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,560 my coochie. And there's snakes in these 640 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,560 woods we've already established so. 641 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,000 Yeah, I don't want nothing in my. 642 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,320 Coochie. You don't want a snake calling 643 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,800 up your coochie when you're sleeping, no. 644 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,120 Snake coochies? No. 645 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:57,760 Gucci. Snakes. 646 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,160 Gucci. Snakes, I wonder. 647 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,640 Never mind. I was going to be like, I wonder 648 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,000 how big a snake's coochie is. But we don't need to. 649 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Talk. I don't think snakes have 650 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,360 Gucci's. I mean they do give birth but 651 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,760 like it's not like the same. Does a snake? 652 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,120 Does a snake snake lays eggs? Yeah. 653 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,960 Because they're a reptile. Yeah, OK, but they have to fuck, 654 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,600 right? Or do they just like fertilize 655 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,240 like a fish? No, that's not how they would. 656 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,640 How does snakes work? They like they they do it, but 657 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,080 like they don't like do it like the way that like that, like we 658 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,160 do it. You guys Google? 659 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,600 It yeah, I'm too high to get into. 660 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,480 Snakes. Fucking tell us in the comments 661 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,720 how snakes. Fuck, I hope they twist up like 662 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,480 on the cover of Snakes on a Plane. 663 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,120 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 664 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,240 Even though that made no sense. If you try, if you look at the 665 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:49,280 snakes on a plane cover, the snake parts don't match up. 666 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,600 Yeah. I hope they look like that, like 667 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:57,280 the Blue Cross Blue Shield. Yeah, OK. 668 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,760 Yeah. Oh, God, We we're on a tangent 669 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:05,840 about snake sex. So she wakes up to Jason, of 670 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,120 course, who she describes as a hideous, grotesque man, almost 671 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,360 inhuman, with a knife, and he chases her. 672 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,480 And then he catches her and drags her away in the woods, but 673 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,720 she passes out. And she apparently she woke up 674 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,280 in her own bed, not remembering the end of it. 675 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,560 And her parents act like nothing ever happened. 676 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,880 So it's basically like a metaphor for trauma and the 677 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,400 people that you love often just telling you to dismiss it 678 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,840 because, you know, dealing with trauma is hard. 679 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,200 Yeah. And like, if you're dealing with 680 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,080 your trauma, then the people around you are going to have to 681 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:35,760 deal with it. And they? 682 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,400 Didn't want to deal with it and that's far too much. 683 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,400 Yeah. And that's relatable. 684 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,520 Honestly, I hate when people die because it's like, Oh no, I have 685 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,520 to like comfort you. And it's like hard. 686 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,400 But like when I'm going through a hard time, I'm like, you guys 687 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:55,960 need to comfort me. It is difficult, the duality of 688 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,480 life. Yeah, but I also like will go 689 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,080 through something extremely heavy and then like not tell 690 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,560 anybody until I'm I'm through it and then I'll like seek comfort. 691 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,080 But like when is happening, I don't want comfort. 692 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,840 I don't want anyone to know. I'm kind of like that too. 693 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,240 I don't want people present for the most vulnerable moments. 694 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,840 No, I don't want you feeling sorry for me. 695 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,920 I don't want you thinking, thinking like, Oh my God, she 696 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,960 needs me right now. I don't need anyone. 697 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,880 I don't need anything. I'm I'm a very independent 698 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,040 woman. The shoes on my feet. 699 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:31,080 I bought it because I have a pinned on me if I want it. 700 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,280 It's a rock, so I'm. Rocking. 701 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,840 Yeah, yeah. The car I'm driving, I bought 702 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,080 it. The house. 703 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,920 The house I live in, I bought it 'cause I had depend on. 704 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,000 I had been on me, I had been on me, all the women. 705 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,440 That's exactly how I feel when, like, tragedy strikes. 706 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,960 Yeah. That's such a drag name. 707 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,160 Tell me what you think about me. What? 708 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,520 Tragedy strikes. Oh yeah, that's seriously a 709 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,320 great name. Tragedy Strikes is a great name. 710 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,200 Yeah seriously, when someone says question with the right 711 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,440 inflection every single time it leads me into independent women 712 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,960 Part Yeah 1. And I'm like question, even if I 713 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,880 say like the question, I'm like, tell me what you think about me. 714 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:20,240 I'm a moaned. Yeah, I do all that and I don't 715 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,440 need your fucking sympathy, OK? Yeah, I feel that way too. 716 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,800 It's like, yeah, you cannot see me when I'm crying the most. 717 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,200 No, I can't. I'm sorry. 718 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,080 Are you fucking serious? I wish I could, but I can't. 719 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,120 So you can tell people. Yeah. 720 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,960 And then you can throw it in my face later and say how you were 721 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,200 there for me so that I inherently have to be there for 722 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,800 you. Oh fuck no. 723 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,400 Looking desperate is the most uncomfortable thing. 724 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,560 And then also having tear up like reciprocity in that, yeah, 725 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,320 in order to have a friend, you have to be a friend. 726 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,320 I don't want to do that all the time. 727 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,880 It is so hard, like I can come for people, but sometimes like 728 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,760 the second hand awkwardness or just the awkwardness is so 729 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,960 intense. You're like hugging someone and 730 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,520 they're crying into you and you just want to die in that moment 731 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,720 because it just feels like there's nothing you can. 732 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:09,280 Do and it's like like you're getting your tears on me also 733 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,520 like you're snot and you're like sweaty and like your fluids are 734 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,720 on me and like, no, I have to take that with me. 735 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,920 And then I have to reflect on if I was supportive enough and like 736 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,360 how I could have been there more and now it's going to be all 737 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,480 about you. And I think that's like why our 738 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,400 relationship works because we understand that about each other 739 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,080 and we also are like, Hey girl, I know how you how you doing? 740 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,760 I know you don't know what you need right now, but you know you 741 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,640 if you need me, I'm here and vice versa. 742 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,440 And it's always just work for us. 743 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,160 We have a very clear understanding of how shit goes 744 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,080 and you need friends like that because some friends are an 745 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,000 emotional. Burden. 746 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,040 They're a boondoggle to your mental health. 747 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,800 You know, like. Everybody has friends where 748 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,320 you're like, I just don't have the capacity. 749 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,960 Don't they call it the The Crisis Friend? 750 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,680 Isn't that what they say? And if somebody who's like 751 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:09,560 literally never had a good day, me personally, like I hate a 752 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,240 bitch who's never in a good mood, like I'm never in a good 753 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,160 mood. Like as a, as a bit like it's 754 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,200 funny. Like everybody knows I'm 755 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:21,760 actually kidding. I'm I'm like bitchy for laughs. 756 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,680 I'm not like bitchy to be like hurtful or spiteful or like 757 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,680 people are like Nikki, how you doing? 758 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,120 And I'm like terrible. It's like ha ha, ha, ha, ha. 759 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,240 But it's not like Nikki, how you doing? 760 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:38,840 I'm like, Oh my God, my dog just said and I can't pay my rent and 761 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,080 I can't pay for that and I might not be able to go back to school 762 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,520 and I can't. And I think I'm being diagnosed 763 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,960 with with ADHD. Oh my God. 764 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:55,880 I. Don't. 765 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,880 Care and The thing is like I understand those people and 766 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,840 bitch we all have our day but that's the thing like everyone 767 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:06,240 in the friend circle needs their moment to be that person and 768 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,800 some people just suck up all the crying you. 769 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,880 Hog the mic. You hog the mic when it's time 770 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,120 to cry. And it's like, girl, we don't 771 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,440 care no more. And I'm I'm fresh out of tissue. 772 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:21,040 Use your shirt because this one is new like. 773 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,800 You're not your problem. And it's not my problem. 774 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,320 Fuck away from me. Oh God. 775 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,520 Enough of being me. Like fucking being like the 776 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:36,200 emotionally insensitive, like cold person that I already have 777 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:42,000 a great reputation of being. OK, but my God, where are we? 778 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,720 Oh, yeah. So back from that raucous moment 779 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,000 we had, I do feel like there's an implication here that Chris 780 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,120 was raped or that. Yeah, I'm sorry. 781 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,600 I'm not trying to make light. We were just laughing and now 782 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,640 we're talking about something really deep trigger. 783 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,520 Warning trigger. Yeah, we're going to trigger 784 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,240 warning this in the description. And maybe edit out them laughs. 785 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,480 Say it again. Hold on without laughing this 786 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,400 time. Yeah, but to transition out of 787 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:16,360 that funny moment. You said it like I feel like 788 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:21,440 Christmas, right? Like, come on dog, you can leave 789 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,160 this part in the show because I fucked it up. 790 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:29,360 But okay, on the count of three, we're going to be 1, 2-3 trigger 791 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,520 warning. Because we're segwaying from 792 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,000 just laughing a lot into a more serious direction. 793 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,120 Because it does feel like, based on what Chris is retelling Rick, 794 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,800 there's an implication that she was raped by Jason. 795 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:47,200 Or at least that this experience at Higgins Haven is a metaphor 796 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,400 for intense traumas like rape or sexual assault. 797 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:54,880 Something that you go to repress because it was so intense and 798 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,520 you couldn't immediately deal with it. 799 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,680 Whoo did it, OK, we're responsible. 800 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:05,600 But now as quick as we got introduced to our first non 801 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,400 white character of this franchise, we lose her. 802 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,320 Vera is sitting on the dock with her feet tangling over the water 803 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,080 and of course stupid fucking Jelly with his spear and a 804 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,760 hockey mask scares her. But this is iconic because this 805 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,960 is the hockey mask that Jason will eventually take and becomes 806 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,760 his famous hockey mask. Like this is the moment where he 807 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,120 finally gets it. Yeah, it's funny because the 808 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:34,120 character who is the least likable is Jason's favorite and 809 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,440 most inspirational. That is a diva. 810 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,200 I can learn a thing. Maybe Jason's just trolling the 811 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,400 whole time. He's having a great fucking time 812 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,840 killing all these kids. I would love that for him. 813 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,480 That's what I feel like about this movie. 814 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,240 Like everybody here is disposable. 815 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,280 We all know going into it, everybody here is going to die. 816 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,880 And this is just about like a vacation to your own general, 817 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,680 but in a fun way. It's kind of like just like a 818 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,440 little little campy and silly. You're going to die, but you're 819 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,680 going to have fun. Oh yeah, and it's a good death 820 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,400 that she gets because Oh my God. But fucking Shelly tells her 821 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,920 that he hopes that this teaches her the lesson that a pretty 822 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,800 girl like her shouldn't go out in the dark alone. 823 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,680 And it's like, I can't wait for you to fucking get it. 824 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,600 He's so gross. He's like, being a jerk is 825 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,040 better than being a nothing. And I'm like, not really, 826 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,800 because no one is taking this positively from you. 827 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,640 No, it's not landing. Like you're only around because 828 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,160 you're Andy's roommate and it feels like maybe because other 829 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,240 people feel better when they're around you because they're not 830 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,960 you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 831 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,920 You're everyone else's self-confidence boost. 832 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,800 Oh God, and we all have that person we used to keep around. 833 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,400 Yeah, and I feel bad because it's often someone who acts and 834 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,320 looks like this, Yeah, but you know, when you overcompensate in 835 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,520 this way, it's just really off putting and alienating. 836 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:02,480 I need you around to make me look better, hey? 837 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,160 Truth hurts. They're they're young people. 838 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,040 Young people are mean. Yeah. 839 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,120 But he's fucking mean and he is just constantly fucking with 840 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,000 everyone and I'm like, there's other ways of getting attention. 841 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,800 It's one thing to be like a jokester because me as someone 842 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,200 who like, you know, all of my relationships, I will say all of 843 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,200 my romantic relationships, I've always had the problem of them 844 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,040 being like, I never know when you're joking or being serious. 845 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,960 It's because I've cussed them out and told them to like get 846 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,560 the fuck out and go die in traffic. 847 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,040 And they're like, you can tell those a joke. 848 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,640 You're not. Like you will fucking kill 849 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,920 yourself. I don't know. 850 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,840 Nikki got a dark sense of humor. I can't really tell if that was 851 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,680 a read or a suggestion. Especially because she talks 852 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,240 about herself like that. I'll fucking kill myself. 853 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,320 And it's because I can't get a broccoli chinner, bread bowl, 854 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,960 Panera. But I hate being scared. 855 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,360 I hate when people jump out and scare me. 856 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,360 I hate when people try to jump scare me because I've fought 857 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,640 people for that before, like, and they've all been men and I 858 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,640 don't care. But like, don't run up on me. 859 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,440 I'm a woman like. I don't like it either. 860 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,800 I feel like Bobby Hill. You can't take my purse. 861 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,480 Or Mrs. Doubtfire, when they go to take her for her she beats 862 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,560 them up. Broke the strep the bestest. 863 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,440 Yeah, dude. So it's like if you try to jump 864 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:37,280 out at Jerry and I have a knife, so my instinct is to like pull 865 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,240 that motherfucker out or use my hand. 866 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,800 This is weird but in high school me and my friends when we were 867 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,320 on fire island we would stay at one of their mom's houses on 868 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,000 fire island in the summer usually for about a week. 869 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,280 Like if you know, Fire Island, there's tall grasses every 870 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,920 anywhere and we would hide in the tall grasses and jump out 871 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,560 and scare people. I cannot believe as the one like 872 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,880 male, quote UN quote in that group that I never got decked. 873 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,840 It wasn't long. I feel like we only did it like 874 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,640 one or two summers. But like, I hate that and I hate 875 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,160 when people do it to me. And I'm shocked to this day that 876 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,200 like when I was like 1617, I scared people just on the 877 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,960 walkway and it was usually like drunk people. 878 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,400 Oh God, it's like the worst. I think we threw water balloons 879 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,200 too, Like Long Island kids are evil. 880 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:30,000 I used to rush it from high up. But what I used to do, what I 881 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,000 used to do is I lived in a like a high rise building essentially 882 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,720 when I was younger and all my neighbors would like get drunk 883 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,920 and be partying downstairs. And so I would yell to him, shut 884 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:50,400 up, be quiet, get get the fuck inside, Fuck, fuck you, you. 885 00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:55,080 And I was like, like yell like expletives out of the window. 886 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,480 And then I would like duck. And then you can see. 887 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,920 Wait, how old were you? Oh, at least like 8. 888 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:06,160 Oh my God. 8 or 9, maybe 10. That's funny. 889 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,800 Not giving a fuck because I'd be like, dude, they're loud. 890 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,840 It'd be like 2:00 in the afternoon when I get out of 891 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,280 school. Just like be at home summertime, 892 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,760 home alone all day, hear people outside having fun. 893 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,440 And I couldn't go outside because my mom would be like, 894 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,200 you stay home and you don't, you don't open the door for no 895 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,920 nobody and don't let anybody just, you know, the only child, 896 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,240 like last kids, so CPS doesn't show up. 897 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,520 And so I'd be bored in the house and I'd be calling people prank 898 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:35,000 calling and then I'd see people outside having fun. 899 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:40,000 Like fuck you, I. Love to prank people on my next 900 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,320 hell walkie-talkie. Love to prank call, love to 901 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,280 prank call. But like pranking people like 902 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,680 you're dead. Like when he was in the closet 903 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,480 with the fucking fake blood and then he went as far as getting 904 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:58,480 like a hair piece to like mimic having like a hatchet to his 905 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,400 head. Oh yes, yes, yes. 906 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,840 When he scared Chris earlier. I'm like dude. 907 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,720 These are too elaborate. You're too big, too old, too too 908 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,760 much. Everything. 909 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,800 We're describing our little high jinks. 910 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:14,280 We were under 18. Yeah, he's in his early 20s and 911 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,920 just seems like he's 6. You can. 912 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,560 Buy beer and you're buying fake blood to scare your friends. 913 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,040 And it just feels like he's never getting a positive 914 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,120 reaction. And no, pussy, This is why. 915 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,920 This is why you're not getting bitches because you're too busy 916 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,840 at the damn Spirit Halloween store trying to rack up little 917 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,640 props so you can freak out your friends. 918 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,400 None of these men really respect any of the women. 919 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,480 Like they just make them all feel like pieces of meat. 920 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,560 Even Andy, who's dating Debbie kind of randomly at one point is 921 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,920 just like, you want to go fuck? And she's like, go fucking beat, 922 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,040 beat your meter. Whatever she says, she says go. 923 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,160 She basically tells him to go fuck himself in so many words. 924 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,720 The dude that was the one who pulled her, pulled her up by the 925 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:02,440 rope and then dropped her. Oh no, that's Rick. 926 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,560 And he's the one who is like, who could walk on his hands. 927 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,160 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Rick was the worst though. 928 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,840 I'll be honest, I only know four names. 929 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,880 I know Chris, Shelley, Rick and Jason. 930 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:20,840 OK, so everybody else is just like some random motherfuckers. 931 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:26,080 Well, Vera, she goes to sit back on the dock after fucking Shelly 932 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:30,840 scares her and fucks off to the barn and Jason comes up and 933 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,800 shoots her through the eye with a harpoon gun. 934 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,440 Very cool. It was really cool. 935 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,320 She got a fun death. It was obviously in 3D. 936 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,320 We saw that harpoon coming right at her. 937 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,680 And I love her red swishy thriller jumpsuit. 938 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,480 Uh huh, uh huh. That was super cute. 939 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,160 When I looked at her and it was like, yeah, thriller, yeah. 940 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:59,640 But now Debbie goes to shower after she and Andy fuck titties. 941 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,600 Her titties were great. I wrote rock and tits. 942 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,880 Great, great little teardrop. It's a great little teardrop 943 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,720 nip. It's a great, great tip, 944 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:15,920 wonderful New York boobs. And Andy goes to get them beers 945 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,280 while walking on his hands for like no discernible reason other 946 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,040 than the fact that this actor can do that. 947 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,760 Like why is he handstand walking? 948 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,720 He has to go down spiral stairs. People who can do a shoe like 949 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:30,440 that, because I have a friend who's like a little tiny, she's 950 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,480 tiny and like a ninja. And so any moment she can't and 951 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,800 she's, she's stripped. So it's like even more 952 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,040 incentive. Anytime she sees a stop sign, 953 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,600 she will treat it as a pole. But she's she was always on her 954 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,720 hands doing hand stands. Maddie could do a backflip, so 955 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,280 he'll do a backflip at the drop of a. 956 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,880 It's like people who can like gymnasts, you know? 957 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,440 I can't do any cool shit like that with my body. 958 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,640 But if you could, you would, you know what I'm saying? 959 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,720 It's like if I could dance like Omarion every minute, I I would 960 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,440 if I could, if I could sing like Beyoncé, I would be singing 961 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,520 every word of what I'm singing in this podcast. 962 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,000 Turn into an album and no longer a podcast, You know, so it's 963 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,880 like I understand, but the gymnast, you gymnast *** need to 964 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,720 quit it because I don't want to be mid sentence. 965 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:21,920 And then you just like front flip out of nowhere with with no 966 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,760 running head start. I hate that. 967 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,400 I hate that. No, well, and Jason wasn't 968 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:31,960 fucking amused because he hand walks into handstand, walks 969 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,880 whatever you call it into Jason, and Jason chops him down the 970 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,400 taint with a machete. Literally. 971 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,560 Taint that a bitch. Yeah. 972 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,200 Thank you. It was a really cool shot 973 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,800 though. You know they clearly filmed it 974 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,200 through like a piece of plexiglass from underneath. 975 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,920 Gave us his nuts in 3D, no? No, that would have been nice. 976 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,400 Andy was the cute one. He was. 977 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,840 He was. He looked like a little Italian 978 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,640 boy. But Debbie gets out of the 979 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,320 shower and she doesn't want her beer anymore and I was thinking 980 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,280 for the first time maybe because the shower snapped her out of 981 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,360 her like post sex high and she was thinking about her baby. 982 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,800 Maybe I shouldn't have a fucking beer if I'm pregnant. 983 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,320 Oh yeah, because they don't mention it again. 984 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,840 They don't. Mention it again, No. 985 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,840 And she's like, no, I don't think I'm going to have a beer. 986 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,680 And I thought about that too. Like, why wouldn't she want a 987 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,560 drink? And it's like, yeah, cuz they 988 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,760 like very casually dropped that she was pregnant. 989 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,920 They like mentioned it like she's a Pisces. 990 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,440 Like what they really did. They really did. 991 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,520 Maybe they didn't want it to be a thing because they didn't want 992 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,280 it to get in the way. But why even have her be 993 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:40,600 pregnant then? It would have made no 994 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,080 difference. Like just make her a Pisces. 995 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,960 Maybe it's just makes her inevitable death sad because she 996 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,880 lays down in the hammock because their bedroom has a hammock for 997 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,240 whatever reason. I would be so mad at Chris if I 998 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,240 thought I was getting a room with my boyfriend and we had to 999 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:57,960 sleep in a hammock. Like. 1000 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,640 You're sleeping in here, bitch. Yeah. 1001 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,000 What the fuck who's asked have to be to get a bed? 1002 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:11,200 But I like how she's reading about Tom Savini and Godzilla in 1003 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,000 the magazine, but blood drips on it. 1004 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,800 She looks up and Andy's dead body is all I contorted up in 1005 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,680 the ceiling beams. It's kind of like in mid Somar. 1006 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,560 He's like hanging. Oh. 1007 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:26,040 Yeah, yeah, one of his arms, like, daggling through, but she 1008 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,640 gets a knife through her back, like kind of through her neck, 1009 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,480 too. Like reminiscent of Kevin Bacon 1010 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,120 from the first film. Yeah, and it cut smooth just 1011 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,840 like a like a big butter. It was a nice smooth slit. 1012 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,320 I'm going to be like, that's how my vagina is described. 1013 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,560 Okay. Nice, smooth. 1014 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,000 Okay, no hair down there. No. 1015 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,960 Okay. OK, this is my OK. 1016 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,160 But Chuck asks Chili why she never screams like Debbie does 1017 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,000 during sex and she's like, give me something to scream about. 1018 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,600 And I love that comeback. And then she started faking it 1019 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,000 and it was like, yes, Queen, yes, like him. 1020 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:16,680 Also, do you love Chili is wearing a blue sweater with a 1021 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:20,680 blue rope necklace attached to a blue cowboy boot? 1022 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,480 All these Blues are the same color. 1023 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,400 This necklace is not fashionably draped. 1024 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,640 This boot is huge. Why? 1025 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:31,480 I absolutely fucking love it and I kind of want to dress as her 1026 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,840 for Halloween. They'll just cut off the lights 1027 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,840 and then dig through your closet because that's what she did. 1028 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,800 Yeah, she was like all the Blues in the side. 1029 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,840 So I'll just put it all on. Are you going to like blend in 1030 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,280 if you get thrown out of a plane? 1031 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,880 Into the ocean because. She was also wearing light 1032 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,000 washed denim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1033 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,960 She's like, I want to be camouflaged. 1034 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,760 The sky. Yeah. 1035 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,760 And the water. Yeah, oh, Jesus Christ. 1036 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,760 But the lights go out and Chuck goes to like, turn on the 1037 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,880 circuit breaker or the fuse box or whatever, and Shelley comes 1038 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,480 to the door with a slit throat. But Shelley thinks it's a prank 1039 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,080 and doesn't help him. Because this is what you get. 1040 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,200 That's what you get, the boy who cried wolf. 1041 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,240 And also, don't nobody care that you're dead? 1042 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:18,000 We were relieved, my *** We kind of glad. 1043 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,680 They're like, thank God. In my notes, I wrote and then 1044 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,240 everybody clapped. Yeah, we can see him. 1045 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,800 God, yeah, no more motherfucking pranks. 1046 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,280 But yeah, Chuck flicks on the lights and immediately Jason 1047 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,760 grabs him and throws him into the wires, which just 1048 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,640 electrocute him to death right there. 1049 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,120 I'm like, is that how electrocution works? 1050 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,920 Like if you just fall into a bunch of wires that are sitting 1051 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,040 on the wall where they normally sit, you just die? 1052 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,760 Do. You remember it in Butcher 1053 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,720 Baker, Nightmare Maker where she threw the ropes at the the the 1054 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:56,920 Auntie Mama lady. She just threw the heavy ropes. 1055 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,440 She was. Like what are you doing? 1056 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,040 Like that's not how you use a rope to kill someone you. 1057 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,120 Know rage, she is not being stopped. 1058 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,200 Now she just has rope on her and she's mad. 1059 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,960 So does she's madder. Like what? 1060 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,160 That was so funny. That's like, well we'll get to 1061 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,880 that in a second because there is something else funny like 1062 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:22,760 that that happens in this movie. But Shelly realizes Shelly 1063 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,120 actually is dead and her reaction is just amazing. 1064 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,880 This is the best kill to me. She walks through the house and 1065 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,280 up the stairs screaming with 0 urgency. 1066 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,480 Like she is walking to like, I don't know, like turn off the 1067 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,480 sink so she sees the bodies and walks slightly quicker down the 1068 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,360 stairs going Oh my God, Oh my God. 1069 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,440 And it immediately made me think of the mother from Blood Rage. 1070 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,560 Oh my God. When she's like Todd, I'm Jad. 1071 00:57:52,560 --> 00:58:00,240 God, yeah. One of our best episodes, you 1072 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,280 guys, you guys have to go listen to that one. 1073 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,920 That one is funny. It's so good. 1074 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,720 She also kind of squawks like Shirley from Laverne and 1075 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,560 Shirley. It's like, Oh my God, it's 1076 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,040 almost like God. Oh yeah, Penny Marshall. 1077 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,880 Yeah, no, the other one, the one we forgot her name once and 1078 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,560 we're forgetting it again. I only know Penny, Marshall and 1079 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,880 Squiggy. Hey, girl, lady. 1080 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:29,160 You know who you are, Cindy. Cindy Williams. 1081 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,320 I think it's Cindy Williams. There we go. 1082 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,720 We we got to it. We got to it eventually. 1083 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,920 But yeah, she gets downstairs and Jason stabs Chilly right by 1084 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,600 her fucking cowboy boot necklace in the stomach with a hot fire 1085 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,800 poker and she goes and dies. That's it. 1086 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:52,760 Our high P. Aw, that's what I want when I 1087 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,520 die. I want our our high P. 1088 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,720 Yes please, if you could fit it on my headstone and it doesn't 1089 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,120 cost too much extra, I'll leave the money in the will. 1090 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,840 You're a Gemini, so by default your headstone is going to say, 1091 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:12,200 well actually. Yeah, Oh my God, it totally is. 1092 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:20,720 Yeah, well, actually I have more information for you. 1093 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:25,280 A walking Wikipedia. Like who needs ChatGPT when we 1094 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,520 have Gemini's all around the world ready to tell us 1095 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,760 information? That's true. 1096 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,760 I'm just a rolodex of useless bullshit. 1097 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,560 I don't know why I remember this shit. 1098 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,600 I remember. And like, thoroughly remember 1099 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,920 it. Yeah, you and I are a bad combo. 1100 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:43,280 Because we we. Who needs a court reporter when 1101 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,200 you have Chris and I in a room? Chris has time stamps and I have 1102 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,800 facial emotions like I don't know exactly what face you made 1103 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,400 and how you said it when you said it. 1104 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,360 I know the elimination order of every cycle of America's Next 1105 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,600 Top Model. You do. 1106 00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,040 Why? I don't know why I know this. 1107 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,920 You do? Is that the only competition 1108 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,560 series you know the order of? Probably Drag Race, probably 1109 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,720 Project Runway. I was like, I think you probably 1110 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:12,960 know Drag Race just as well. And I, you know, Drag Race the 1111 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,080 way that I know fucking Real Housewives of it, Like of 1112 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,800 everything. It's crazy, I wish I didn't have 1113 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,920 that brain. But also sometimes it's fun to 1114 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,600 just be able to pull out random shit and have people think 1115 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,240 you're amazing even though it's just, it's not that it's it's 1116 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,960 like the things I don't know are people are. 1117 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,240 Being awe, if you could say that to them and they're like, do you 1118 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,000 know how to send APDF? And you're like, I don't fucking 1119 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,120 know what that means. No, I'm not a pedophile. 1120 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,760 Bitch, you asked me to do like a formula on Excel. 1121 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:51,320 No, that's gone. But I know when so and so went 1122 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,240 home. But I know that Red Oyster 1123 01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:58,520 eliminated herself in the top 7 because she had a family 1124 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,760 emergency. See spoilers for Flavor of Love 1125 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,720 Season 1 from 2000. 6 And she did, and New York was like, 1126 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,760 you're the only bitch in the South that I respect. 1127 01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,600 That's true because she was like the the shady information 1128 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,760 gathering one. Yeah. 1129 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,840 The snitch. She was the snitch. 1130 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,120 I'm like, that's the one in New York. 1131 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,120 Respects. Yeah, because she was like, I'm 1132 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,560 getting the tea on these bitches, and now I got one up on 1133 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:24,240 who's trying to take my man. Yeah, my man, being Flavor Flav, 1134 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:28,000 I. Know Oh my God but Chris and 1135 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:32,480 Rick get to the house and Rick goes outside to like find people 1136 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:36,720 and Jason grabs his ass and squeezes his head until his eye 1137 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,200 pops out and we get a live eye in 3D. 1138 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,960 They gave us a mollusk ripped out eye and now they gave us 1139 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,240 this douchebags eye. The fact that he's dead, Rick is 1140 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,880 dead and he ain't got no head, and I'm just happy that we never 1141 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,760 got to see Chris give in and fuck him. 1142 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,560 Yeah, yeah, I did like that a lot actually. 1143 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:02,840 Because a lot of horror Bros don't like this sequel or this 1144 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,920 entry in the franchise and I think a lot of it boils down to 1145 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,040 that. They think Chris is a bitch. 1146 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,440 She withholds sex. Debbie does fuck Andy, but she 1147 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:15,360 also like tells him to go fucking jerk himself off at one 1148 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,760 point. Angie's pregnant, so it's like 1149 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,760 she's already fucking kind of thing, you know? 1150 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,280 Yeah, Vera turns down Shelley, so I feel like a lot of men 1151 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,360 aren't getting it in this movie, and straight dudes don't like 1152 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,920 that. Especially Rick, who's supposed 1153 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,480 to be like the hunky guy getting the final girl. 1154 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,760 Well, he didn't get it and he's dead. 1155 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,960 Yep, Yep. Sucks to suck, but I think yeah, 1156 01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,920 that's that's why this this one didn't connect with a lot of 1157 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,960 horror bitches until recently when queer people and women are 1158 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,240 more integrated into the community. 1159 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,920 But Chris just starts finding bodies and shit. 1160 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,240 She calls out Rick help me and his bitch ass corpse gets thrown 1161 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,600 through the window right in front of her and this is like 1162 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:03,040 another girl you tried because she runs up the stairs as Jason 1163 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,720 runs into the window and just drops books on him. 1164 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:13,640 I like yeah she's fighting but I feel like the books aren't 1165 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,080 helping. At all. 1166 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:19,680 Like, okay, not one of them is damn encyclopedia. 1167 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,240 Exactly. These were not leather bound 1168 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,000 books. There wasn't no King James 1169 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,560 Bible. No. 1170 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,160 No Britannica. You had like a Zine. 1171 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,320 Yeah, you dropped a bunch of copies of X-Men on him. 1172 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,960 Yeah. Comics. 1173 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,200 I'm weak. But she grabs the fucking knife 1174 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,280 out of Debbie's body and she just like stabs him in the hand 1175 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,400 and the leg and then she runs into the barn and jumps off of a 1176 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,200 beam onto him and knocks him down. 1177 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,560 Like I have to say, this bitch really fights. 1178 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,960 She's doing some parkour. She is doing a lot like she 1179 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,240 stabbed him, she hit him, she knocked him over. 1180 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,840 Like she jumped on top of him. Like I really feel like she is 1181 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,920 one of the most proactive final girls. 1182 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,280 I feel like she's fighting really hard, but she's like, I 1183 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,240 feel like they're trying to show us that she's mentally 1184 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:11,200 deteriorating in the process. Her trauma is she's facing it, 1185 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,600 but it's, you know, it's eating her ass up a little bit. 1186 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,960 Yeah, well, maybe they should have put her trauma in 3D so I 1187 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,480 could have sneezed it a little more. 1188 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,760 Yeah, listen, this is not a deep exploration of trauma at all by 1189 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,680 any means. It is quite service level. 1190 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,760 But the fact that for a Friday the 13th movie is there at all 1191 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,120 is pretty impressive when most of the like OG fans of this 1192 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,880 movie did not see that shit. No, not at all. 1193 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,520 They weren't looking for and we weren't. 1194 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,600 I don't think as a society we're really trained in the 80s to 1195 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,800 look for those messages. Deep meetings and shit. 1196 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:47,080 They're like, we already have the Nile living dead. 1197 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,120 They're like, that's the steepest ones again. 1198 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:54,720 They let a black guy like, yeah. Yeah, this is still the third 1199 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,960 entry in a long slasher sequel like series. 1200 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,680 This is not high art. Yeah. 1201 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,440 But she really amps it up because she like, hits him with 1202 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,120 a shovel and he chases her upstairs and she ties a rope 1203 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,800 around his neck and hangs his ass. 1204 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,320 Yeah. And does. 1205 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:16,240 I was like dank, why? Why are you so good at that? 1206 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,720 I feel like every white woman is capable but. 1207 01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:29,360 Oh my God, they teased us with the rope the whole movie, but oh 1208 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:35,360 God, I mean truthfully, none of the people of color survived 1209 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,160 this movie. It was like, well if I can't use 1210 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:42,760 it on them. At least get the next biggest 1211 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:47,440 villain, Jason, OK? Look at the next villain. 1212 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:57,880 The first is diversity. Die Chris Higgins was coming for 1213 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,600 die before Donald Trump or DEID i.e. 1214 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,560 I. Am so die is like what they're 1215 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,440 calling it. They're like we wanted to die. 1216 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,240 Yeah, you want Dei to? Diversity. 1217 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,640 I didn't mean to do that. So there's a conservative 1218 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,480 listener out there who's so glad you did. 1219 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,280 So they just clipped that up and be like, we finally got him. 1220 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,080 We got him. Oh God, got. 1221 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:20,920 Him. But when she goes to leave the 1222 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:25,040 bar and Jason's alive and takes off his mask and she recognizes 1223 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:28,160 him as the man who terrorized her in the woods two years ago, 1224 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:31,560 and our approach, her reaction shots are so good. 1225 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,480 It's almost like the serious version of Anna Faris and Scary 1226 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,000 Movie. Oh yeah. 1227 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:40,640 She's very specific. Like, she's very shocked, very 1228 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,960 believable. Yeah. 1229 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,440 But you can tell that her mind is turning to dust and blowing 1230 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,600 away in the wind. Yeah, cuz little by little when 1231 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,720 you realize them dreams as memories, bitch, that'll gag 1232 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,840 you. Exactly. 1233 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:56,120 They're memories and like in a way she's horrified, but she's 1234 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:59,320 also kind of validated. That's why she's like cracking 1235 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,960 up at like the fact that Oh my God, like I was right. 1236 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,400 I'm not crazy, but just the realization of it is kind of 1237 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:10,000 making her quote UN quote crazy because it's so much to process. 1238 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,040 Yeah, fuck yeah. I mean, everybody, everybody's 1239 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,480 had that like, well, hopefully not, but like people who have 1240 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,840 had a revelation of some shit happen, not necessarily 1241 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,720 regarding like assault or anything, but like when you 1242 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,480 realize some shit where you're like, Oh my God, everything I 1243 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,520 thought was true is true. And I'm, yeah, you're right. 1244 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:30,560 The validation of it all is just like crazy. 1245 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:34,440 And so you're like literally like I'm no longer gaslighting 1246 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:39,880 myself or being gaslit by others or like, you know, being fucking 1247 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,480 just made to believe that I'm fucking not witnessing or 1248 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,360 enduring what I'm enduring. And now I'm scared because this 1249 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:49,640 shit is real and what I. Exactly. 1250 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:53,000 Fake or whatever the fuck isn't and now I had to do something 1251 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000 about it and I got to do something quick. 1252 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,600 AKA trying to save myself. And for real, like the acting in 1253 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:02,000 Friday the 13th movies, it's usually average to below 1254 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,640 average. There's not a lot of great 1255 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,840 acting in these films. But her reactions here, you see 1256 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:10,240 all of what you just said in like a few seconds in her face, 1257 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,240 like, Oh my God, I'm validated. But also, Oh my God, this is 1258 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,200 happening. It's crazy. 1259 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:18,800 It's like all of that at once, just in one look, and I don't 1260 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,000 know, she sold it. It's not like the greatest 1261 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,240 performance ever, but this is a good moment. 1262 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:25,680 Yeah, it's good enough for me. And honestly, I put the battery 1263 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,040 in my back. I was like, shit, if she could 1264 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,160 do it, I could do it. Let me get it on the game 1265 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,479 screen. I'm about to get in somebody's 1266 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:33,880 little acting class. Gal Gadot, get out of the way. 1267 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,120 You're not the only bad actress in town. 1268 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,520 Oh no. She's a lot of scientists, yeah. 1269 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,240 Galaga. No, she better don't. 1270 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,600 Movie again? Yeah. 1271 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:54,319 No, no, please don't go away. We don't need you. 1272 01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:59,960 But yeah, I did like her as a final girl for the reason that 1273 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,680 you stated. Like we got a final girl that 1274 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,720 was headstrong, not giving up the coochie. 1275 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,680 Believed in herself, trusted her gut, trust her instinct. 1276 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,200 Read the room. Look at her surroundings. 1277 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:14,840 Shit was always up for her. And all of her ideas when 1278 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,760 fighting Jason weren't great, but she kept having them. 1279 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,359 She didn't get stumped. She didn't give up. 1280 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,880 Even when she did that little weak ass fall when she had 1281 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,880 plenty of time to get away. You know what I'm saying? 1282 01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:27,160 Like when she got out of that van. 1283 01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:29,279 And she? Yeah, weak ass. 1284 01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:31,680 Well, I was like, girl, you decide to call now. 1285 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,359 Well, also, that's when she was like on the bridge and like she 1286 01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:39,120 tried to get away in the van and like the tire got stuck, but 1287 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,319 like it ran out of gas, obviously, because they siphoned 1288 01:09:42,319 --> 01:09:43,439 it. The biker siphoned it. 1289 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:47,359 But she had reserves. Cars used to have reserve tanks. 1290 01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,880 A minivan would have a reserve. I mean, because it's not a 1291 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,880 minivan, that's a van. It was a van. 1292 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,040 But they have reserve gas tanks and cars like that. 1293 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,400 I did not know that that existed. 1294 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:01,240 Maybe I learned me something about the early 80s today and 1295 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,240 before. Yeah, I definitely did, but I'm 1296 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,240 I was gagged. I forgot about the siphoning 1297 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,400 too. Let me tell you a story real 1298 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,400 quick. In high school, I grew up with 1299 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:13,560 rich kids who had access to their parents medicine cabinets 1300 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,840 or whatever. OK. 1301 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:19,200 And so like an oxy addiction turn into just like the harder 1302 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,560 stuff type shit. Yeah. 1303 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,840 But one night I was like at home and my family was home. 1304 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,800 It was like a school night. I was in high school and I had 1305 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,160 somebody like knock on my door and I went to go answer my door 1306 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,280 and it was my fucking, my weed man. 1307 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:36,480 And this and his like homeboy named Dennis Denniston. 1308 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,320 And yes, his real name is Dennis Denniston. 1309 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,440 Please don't look him up, you guys, because I don't know if 1310 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:44,920 he's still with us. And I also don't know how he 1311 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:48,720 feels about me putting him on Front Street, but anyways, I 1312 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,000 don't care. This is a good story. 1313 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,240 So this guy Pringle, because that was my drug dealer's name. 1314 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,280 He was like, Nikki, can you like let us in really quick? 1315 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,360 And we like use your can we use your bathroom? 1316 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,080 Can we use something in your house? 1317 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,240 I'm like, why? And, and the look on Dennis's 1318 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:09,840 face, Dennis is just like ventilating, yeah, like, look of 1319 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,200 panic, but he won't open his mouth. 1320 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,400 I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 1321 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,440 He's like Dennis and I just like siphon gas. 1322 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:17,960 He's got a mouthful of gasoline and he needs to fucking spit it 1323 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:19,920 out and put it somewhere so I can get my car into it. 1324 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,920 And I was like, no. And I just slammed the door in 1325 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,360 the face. What the fuck? 1326 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,040 Why does he have gasoline in his mouth? 1327 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,200 Get out of here. I was like, my parents are home 1328 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,840 and I just shut the door. Bitch it's in his mouth. 1329 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,360 What is that even? Is that even 1/4 gallon? 1330 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:37,480 It can't even be. You got $0.81 of gas in your 1331 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:40,360 mouth. Either he had he had the gas in 1332 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:43,440 his mouth or he just had it in his mouth because they siphoned 1333 01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:45,920 gas and he got gas in his mouth and he needed a rinse out his 1334 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,760 mouth or something. Either way, there was gasoline 1335 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:52,000 in his mouth at one point or another and they needed my help 1336 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000 with fixing whatever they were doing. 1337 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,840 And I guess my house is because my house is literally like 1338 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,680 walking distance to a gas station. 1339 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:02,160 And I was like, oh fuck no, get out of here, scram. 1340 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,280 Yeah, You don't want to know what they were just into. 1341 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,000 You don't want to get involved in that shit. 1342 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,080 Yeah. That's weird. 1343 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,640 Yeah, it's so weird. Is that Rancho Bernardo? 1344 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,720 This happened. Yeah, absolutely. 1345 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:17,240 That sounds about right. So when Chris realizes that 1346 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:21,600 Jason is the guy from her past, he rips the rope with his 1347 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,600 machete and approaches her. And Ali comes out of nowhere. 1348 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:28,720 He is still alive, but he immediately gets his arm cut off 1349 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:31,560 and hacked to death. So it was pretty much all for 1350 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,680 nothing except it bought, I guess Chris a couple seconds to 1351 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:39,240 pick up an axe and plant it right in Jason's forehead. 1352 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,520 Love that. But yeah, he reaches out to 1353 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,920 Chris and she is terrified. And it's like she's reliving all 1354 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:50,800 her trauma again. But he falls down dead and she 1355 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,280 just, like, gets at a canoe, pushes it out into the lake and 1356 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,000 passes out, just like she passed out when she went and slept in 1357 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,000 the woods two years ago. I'm like, Mama, you were just 1358 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,440 repeating it. It's like last time you went 1359 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:05,640 through something traumatic and then you went off and passed 1360 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:06,840 out. You just went through something 1361 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:10,080 traumatic again and you went off and passed out in a canoe. 1362 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,880 In a canoe. And we know this nigga's dead. 1363 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:17,800 Not dead so. But wait, there's more. 1364 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,040 Yeah, because she looks up and sees him through a window on the 1365 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,800 top floor of the house with this goofy ass smile on his face. 1366 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,320 He kind of looks like Sloth from The Goonies. 1367 01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:34,560 Yeah, he died. He really does but he runs out 1368 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:37,720 of the house and she's fucking paddling away and when he she 1369 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,400 looks back he's gone but then misses. 1370 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:44,720 Voorhees corpse rises from behind her out of the lake and 1371 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,880 drags her from the canoe down below. 1372 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,800 And honestly the look of shock on her face as she is being 1373 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,040 dragged into the lake is fucking everything. 1374 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,360 Like she looks genuinely fucking shocked. 1375 01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:02,360 Yeah, as you should be, bitch. Yeah, but later the police 1376 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,360 escort her from the house to the squad car, and Mama is cracked 1377 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,840 because she is, like, oscillating between screaming 1378 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:15,360 and laughing, Like, like, she looks like an extra in a loony 1379 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,480 bin in, like, one floor over the cuckoo's nest. 1380 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:19,840 You know, she's very stereotypical. 1381 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,760 It reminds me of that joke that Katt Williams told when he said 1382 01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,600 they caught Britney Spears. It was after like she shaved her 1383 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,120 head and she was on the on the bed and she was a psych. 1384 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,840 Yeah. We didn't know she was happy, 1385 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,480 scared or sad. All the emotions at once. 1386 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:37,200 Because again, just like her other reaction when she realized 1387 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,080 who he was, the unbelievability of the fact that it really all 1388 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,600 happened. And like, you were right, but 1389 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,880 like, I'm pretty fucked up because I went through that. 1390 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,680 Yeah. So it all hit her at once, but 1391 01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:49,160 when they cart her away, we see that Jason's body is still in 1392 01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,600 the barn where she hit him with the axe, implying that 1393 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,440 everything afterwards where she saw him upstairs in the house 1394 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,920 was imagined. And honestly, like, I feel like 1395 01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,880 that's like the metaphor for you can deal with your trauma, you 1396 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:05,600 can kill or put an end to the catalyst or whoever like 1397 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,960 inflicted the trauma upon you, but it's still there. 1398 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:13,240 Like the trauma itself lingers on past the death of the person 1399 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,680 who inflicted it. Oh Yikes. 1400 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:21,040 And if we are going to tie it back to the trigger warning, 1401 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,560 trigger warning trigger running SA conversation from earlier, 1402 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,960 that often is the case, if not always the case. 1403 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:35,240 Like even even for the the girlies and girlies is AGNC term 1404 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:39,800 for me. But for the people who do get 1405 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:44,080 quote UN quote justice Allah like through the courts, seeing 1406 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:49,480 their perpetrator behind bars is just still not the same. 1407 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:56,080 Even like if their person dies, it's like, OK, well I was still 1408 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,960 violated. So there's not really much peace 1409 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,560 there. Exactly. 1410 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:04,200 And even like on some non essay should if we like, take that 1411 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:08,880 out, like if somebody murdered my whole family or my whole 1412 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,360 friend group, Yeah. And then like they die. 1413 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:15,200 Like, yeah, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be like, OK, good. 1414 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,600 They're dead. But I'm not gonna be like, I'm 1415 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:21,240 not gonna feel any better. No, it doesn't change anything. 1416 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,120 Yeah, it's already been done. They already took away what they 1417 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:27,040 took away, and their death does not. 1418 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:29,320 It doesn't actually give closure. 1419 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:33,400 It could give maybe a modicum, a little an iota of closure, but 1420 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:36,200 that's not what it's about. That's why an eye for an eye, 1421 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:40,080 that shit is real. Two wrongs often never make a 1422 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:43,040 right. Yeah, cuz if you're like a good 1423 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:46,000 empathetic person, getting revenge will just make you feel 1424 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,680 bad. Like you get that immediate 1425 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:51,120 catharsis, but once the high and the endorphins subside, then 1426 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:53,320 you're like, oh fuck, I stoop to their level. 1427 01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:56,040 And like, we can't always be Michelle Obama going high. 1428 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:59,960 But like, you know, there's a something about such intense 1429 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:04,000 revenge and vengeance in general is I just feel like not good for 1430 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,640 the soul. Even sometimes when I've gotten 1431 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:10,640 some petty revenge I felt like God damn it I wish I would have 1432 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,080 just left it because now I. Yeah, I wish you would have left 1433 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,920 me the fuck alone. Now I feel like I've like I have 1434 01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:18,520 something to own up to, and I don't like saying sorry. 1435 01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:22,120 So don't make me apologize. Don't fuck me over. 1436 01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:25,560 So I have to say sorry later. I don't want to, and I probably 1437 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:27,560 won't mean it because I don't feel like I should have to say 1438 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,680 sorry. Yeah. 1439 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,040 And also like for Chris Higgins, it feels like now the work 1440 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:36,160 really begins because now like you've noticed your trauma was 1441 01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:39,920 real, that you weren't quote, UN quote, but now you have to 1442 01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:43,200 actually work through your mental health issues that have 1443 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,160 arised from this knowledge. To be honest, that's why 1444 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,160 conservatives are not really trying to be woke. 1445 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,760 Because if I. You have to do more stuff and 1446 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:51,560 help. And the problem? 1447 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,360 I have to do more, and if I do more, that means I probably lose 1448 01:17:55,360 --> 01:18:00,040 more. AKA money, time, identity 1449 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:03,080 crisis, crisis. It happens. 1450 01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:05,560 Like there's just so much responsibility a person has to 1451 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,640 take in order to make steps to doing the right thing. 1452 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:14,120 So what a burden. Yeah, but I do feel like if 1453 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,000 anything, the film like does teach you like even if by the 1454 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:21,800 end you're battered and a little weathered and quote UN quote 1455 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:25,640 cuckoo, Yeah, facing your trauma head on does at least get you 1456 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,080 somewhere. It gets you further than you 1457 01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,600 were when you started it. For sure that. 1458 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,560 And that's so funny because like, there was no scene in 3D 1459 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,320 for that to happen. So it's a conclusion you have to 1460 01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:38,720 you have to come to terms with in your own life. 1461 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,840 Yeah. Out of the theater. 1462 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,240 But yeah, I feel like if this was made today, we would 1463 01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,880 probably get a little more of a sensitive ending. 1464 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:50,160 But you know, this is the 80s, this is where we were at. 1465 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,480 We basically get an 80s slasher ending where she's carted away 1466 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,240 laugh screaming. Because they also are like, you 1467 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:57,920 know, another one's coming. Yeah. 1468 01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:01,040 That's true, But we did see her fight really hard. 1469 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,680 We saw her believe in herself and we saw her not give up so. 1470 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:11,080 And all in 3D, so. Yes, all in 3D, closure in 3D, 1471 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:14,000 yeah. I really wanted to harp on the 1472 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,120 fact that it was in 3D because they used it so much. 1473 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:20,880 I felt that it would be a disservice to the makers of the 1474 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,440 film, not to mention how much the 3D was used. 1475 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,160 Oh yeah, we didn't even mention every incident of it because 1476 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,320 it's impossible to. Rundown really quick. 1477 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,920 OK, hold on. Just kidding. 1478 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:33,640 No, it won't be here for fucking ever. 1479 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:37,520 Literally actually though. Seventeen 3D shots of wooden 1480 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,760 tool handles. Popcorn. 1481 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,200 Yeah. Popcorn, Chris. 1482 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,200 Eyeballs yo yos. Oh my God. 1483 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,800 Speaking of the yo-yo, OK, the fucking yo-yo scene. 1484 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:53,320 So Debbie is laying on the grass and fucking Andy is playing with 1485 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:56,520 the yo-yo, like dropping it down right in front of her face like 1486 01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:00,200 he's and we get the little 3D moment but he's straight up. 1487 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:03,680 Whacks her in the face with it. She gets decked right in the 1488 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:07,400 nose and the actress laughs and she's like and Debbie's like, 1489 01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,680 that was close you better watch out with that thing. 1490 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,040 And I'm like, I wonder if that was an actress just improvising 1491 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,440 because, Mama, we saw it. You got smacked. 1492 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:16,880 We. Got here for real? 1493 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:21,680 Yeah, you got hit for real. I'd be so mad if I was her. 1494 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,560 Like cool, I actually broke my nose and. 1495 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:29,920 I feel like she may have gotten a Welt from it. 1496 01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:33,480 Yeah, for sure, for sure. And they make you sign waivers 1497 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:35,960 and show and be like, we're not liable for what happens in this 1498 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:42,000 movie, Rust. Oh my God, Fucking Alec Baldwin. 1499 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,240 Another one. Another Caitlyn Jenner in our 1500 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,640 midst. And like has a reality show 1501 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,080 where they like kind of address it. 1502 01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:53,560 Well, they do address it with his like lying, scamming wife 1503 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:58,680 Hilaria, who is hilarious. You're trying to pass off that 1504 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,720 fucking accent. My God. 1505 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:05,360 Cucumber Cucumber the. Baldwins are all trash. 1506 01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:10,600 Long Island trash excrement. Yeah, he killed someone. 1507 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:13,600 I feel like he kind of deserved to get a little more heat. 1508 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,280 I'm sorry. I know that was it was an 1509 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,880 accident, right? It was an accident. 1510 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:21,440 It was an accident, right? But he was a producer he 1511 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:24,040 deserved. To get punished and there should 1512 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,320 have. Cut the checks, Hanny. 1513 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:28,960 So many steps leading up to that. 1514 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:33,640 So many people didn't do their jobs right for that live round 1515 01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,280 to be in that gun at that moment. 1516 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,160 He should have never been pointing it directly at her 1517 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,640 anyway, even if it was blank you dumb fuck. 1518 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,880 You're not that good of an actor and the movie is never going to 1519 01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:46,040 come out. No, it is not. 1520 01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,440 You ruined. It it's just like that Allman 1521 01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:50,840 Brothers movie where like someone got hit by a train. 1522 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,040 Fuck you guys. All for those fucking bitches 1523 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,400 who wrote Ramblin Man, we don't care. 1524 01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:00,640 You don't care. You know the best part about The 1525 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:02,880 Allman Brothers? That one of them fucked Cher. 1526 01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:04,560 Oh, that's true. That's true. 1527 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:05,680 That's true. That's true. 1528 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,920 Greg Allman, one of them. Does it matter? 1529 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:10,760 We don't. We just no Cher. 1530 01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:14,280 No, yeah, because remember, their their son is in that band 1531 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:18,680 Dead Sea, and no one cares. Not at all do. 1532 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,960 You remember that song? I've got that key to grab off 1533 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,640 the park. Terrible. 1534 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:27,360 So bad. But yeah, I mean, this movie was 1535 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:34,280 just stupid and silly, nonsensical with, you know, it's 1536 01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:38,160 queer horror, high message. I'm always going to find one, 1537 01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:41,160 always going to find something we're always going to find in a 1538 01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:43,680 nugget. We smoke way too much weed, find 1539 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,440 too much symbolism and the dumbest of shit. 1540 01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:48,360 But also this is just like a fun watch. 1541 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,600 Friday 13th isn't one of my favorite franchises just because 1542 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:55,080 like I like the Halloween franchise better because it's 1543 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:59,240 just from the joke psych ward, like the whole like mama's 1544 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:03,560 backwoods mama's boy trope for Friday 13th, like his back story 1545 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:06,640 just didn't like resonate strong enough for me. 1546 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,760 But I do like that they're stupid. 1547 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:17,880 They're the can't be is I think Part 3 helped so much with like 1548 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:21,440 the look that we got. Now we know his iconic look 1549 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:24,920 because like that first, the first one, he wasn't, he wasn't 1550 01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:26,640 given nothing. And I'm telling you, he was. 1551 01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:31,480 He's given season 1, season 2, greasy camera drag, like you're 1552 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:34,200 giving mall drag your first season, you know what I'm 1553 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,760 saying? And so Part 3 is when he really 1554 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:39,480 got the coin and saw what the girls on TikTok were doing and 1555 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:41,800 came back and was like, oh, I've got to look. 1556 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,080 And it's coming from this *** that I'm going to kill. 1557 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:50,960 And so, yeah, I do like Part 3 because it's it's kooky. 1558 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:53,960 It's got 3D elements. It's kind of just using all of 1559 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:58,480 the things that other movies later on, especially slashers, 1560 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:03,880 would take from and adopt and like, reinvent in their own way. 1561 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:08,960 And it's like the OG third entry to mark the turning point from 1562 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:12,520 like straight horror to horror with a little comedy. 1563 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:16,720 Because yeah, like, kind of like A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3 1564 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,920 is where that franchise also. Changed. 1565 01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:22,080 That's kids getting kooky. Going to prime time bitch, Yeah. 1566 01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,240 Yeah. Or whatever he says. 1567 01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,360 That's when people are realizing, like, you can have a 1568 01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,920 sense of humor and horror. Like if you're a horror fan, you 1569 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,080 know, and you're trying to get your friend who is not into 1570 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:38,120 horror to like, understand it's not just blood and guts and and 1571 01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,120 ghosts and jumping out. Some of the funniest movies I've 1572 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,800 seen are technically horror movies. 1573 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,120 Humor often just adds levity. It offsets the horror. 1574 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:48,640 It just adds. More layers. 1575 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,760 More layers to it because life is complicated. 1576 01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:55,840 There's often moments of extreme comedy in moments of terror and 1577 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:59,120 seriousness just because you needed to break up the tension. 1578 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:00,960 It's absurd. To laugh. 1579 01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:03,720 I've been through some weird shit where I've been around to 1580 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:06,840 other people and been like, OK you guys, well that's just how 1581 01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:09,160 you got to crack some jokes. Remember? 1582 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:11,280 Like, we're still human. It's OK to be scared. 1583 01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:13,880 But also like, these might be our last laughs. 1584 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,920 Let's have some good feeling or whatever the fuck. 1585 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:19,040 Can someone just fart and they do that in this movie? 1586 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:24,440 Do or a titty pops out because like, laughter or a boner will 1587 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:27,880 always get you a little distracted enough not to be 1588 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,560 scared and that's what you need. But yeah, no, you're totally 1589 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:34,120 right about like the camp kooky factor in the third one. 1590 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,440 And I just love the Chuck and chili of it all. 1591 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:42,080 It's nice to see Stoner characters who aren't total 1592 01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:44,600 losers. Yeah, like burnouts. 1593 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,600 I mean, they're kind of stereotypical, but they're not 1594 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:50,400 portrayed as disposable because at one point Andy and Shelley 1595 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:53,320 are like juggling fruit. They're having their man off, 1596 01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:56,960 and Chuck and Chili are just shown both sitting up on the 1597 01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:59,080 couch, passed out with their like, heads back and their 1598 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,320 mouths open. Like it's really funny. 1599 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:05,120 So they are sort of portrayed as dumb stoners, but like, they're 1600 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,600 likable. We're actually sad when Chili 1601 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:08,520 dies. I was. 1602 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:12,040 Yeah, I definitely was. Both of them I was bummed to see 1603 01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:16,920 because like I love seeing chill stoners like in Cabin in the 1604 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,480 Woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1605 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,760 Like that kind of Stoner where they're just like. 1606 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:23,760 He's a smart Stoner. Yeah, he was a little annoying, 1607 01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:27,240 but he's had smarts about him. Yeah, so you're right. 1608 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,040 I did very much like the likable stoners. 1609 01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:33,120 They didn't make them like shitty hedonists who didn't care 1610 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:35,760 about other people. And we're just doing everything 1611 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:38,120 for the for the hash, you know, like. 1612 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:42,400 And the weed propaganda, especially heavy Reagan Arab 1613 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:46,480 bullshit where it's like the war on drugs, pot is going to kill 1614 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,360 you because it's going to make you smoke crack. 1615 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:51,840 Next, but with Chuck and Chili, they had a little texture to 1616 01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:53,320 them. They were funny, they were cute. 1617 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,560 They had their little moment talking about sex in the kitchen 1618 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:57,920 together. Like we saw them kiss like they 1619 01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:01,240 were affectionate couple. Like yeah, they have Cheech and 1620 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:05,240 Chong vibes, especially Chuck looks like Tommy Chong. 1621 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:09,600 But like they're not Stoner Bros who I feel like it's who we got 1622 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:12,040 before this and for the most part throughout the 80s. 1623 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:15,400 Yeah. And just chilly going Oh my God, 1624 01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:20,760 Oh my God, with no urgency. She was like sliding her feet. 1625 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:27,240 I know she was like I am terrified but this weed in. 1626 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,120 Like, I feel like if a killer came, like, in my house right 1627 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:34,520 now, I'd be like, fuck, yeah, now what? 1628 01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:36,240 Can you come back in like 20 minutes? 1629 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:37,560 Like, I'm going to drink this coffee. 1630 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,520 And then we could like, yeah, don't you want to work for it? 1631 01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:46,400 Oh God, and just like her death face is just stuck on my head. 1632 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:50,600 Yeah. Oh good. 1633 01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:52,040 RIP Julie. RIP. 1634 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:55,720 We already went over it. But yeah, again, like I'm just 1635 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:58,520 happy to see Rick go home with a Big L. 1636 01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:01,720 And by go home I mean die and get his eye squeezed out. 1637 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,560 Yeah, on the glory. When he first got there and he 1638 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,960 like, he actually put his hand on Chris's throat and pretended 1639 01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,680 to choke her. That's how he scared her and he 1640 01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:14,160 like, got pushed off. She was like, no. 1641 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:17,640 And he was like, is it my imagination or did it just get 1642 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:20,520 cold in here? I'm like, the blue ball 1643 01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:22,720 storyline with him started right away. 1644 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:25,360 And it's like, dude, you grabbed her by the throat. 1645 01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:28,800 Why would you do that? He tries to break down her 1646 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,560 defenses too, because he's so pushy. 1647 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,840 And she's like, I don't know, like I'm not really here for sex 1648 01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,080 in general, so I don't know, like when I'll be ready. 1649 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:39,320 And he's like, there's only so many cold showers I can take. 1650 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:43,880 So then like he gives her a piggyback ride and he says she's 1651 01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:46,560 gained weight. He is trying to mentally break 1652 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:49,920 her down so her self esteem is lower so she'll fuck him. 1653 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:54,720 It's like fuck boy 101. Yeah, yeah. 1654 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:58,800 I wish Jason would have grabbed his nuts and his balls exploding 1655 01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,840 is what we saw. That was definitely too much for 1656 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,280 1982 that. 'D be way too symbolic. 1657 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:08,560 Like, way too metaphorical. Two on the nose, 2 on the tip. 1658 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:14,280 Yeah, too good. Of the Friday the 14th, which 1659 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:17,880 one is your favorite? And then where do you rank this 1660 01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:21,120 one amongst all of them? I did that little ranking on our 1661 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:25,480 Instagram and to me, I rank the first 3 in that order, 123. 1662 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:28,320 But now that I did that, I might be 132. 1663 01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:30,920 I like the first one just because it establishes 1664 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,240 everything. I love having Misses Voorhees in 1665 01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:35,160 it. She's just so good at the end. 1666 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:39,760 And like people say, the first one is super slow, but to me 1667 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,680 it's super atmospheric. There's the most tension. 1668 01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:45,400 I feel like the scenes are drawn out, but in my opinion and not 1669 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:49,000 an annoying or boring way. In a way that like, you know 1670 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,840 it's coming, you know it's coming, but it's playing with 1671 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:52,760 shadows. It's not doing jump scares. 1672 01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:56,080 And like, all that tension that builds up to each death, I just 1673 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:59,360 find so satisfying. And I don't know, obviously 1674 01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:03,000 nostalgia attached to it, but I would say the second one would 1675 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,960 have been second. But after seeing this one again 1676 01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:07,800 for, you know, this episode, I feel like the third one might be 1677 01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:11,840 my second favorite because it's definitely a little goofier, a 1678 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:15,000 little less, I don't know, brooding and forward with 1679 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:18,200 horror. But because of the, like, trauma 1680 01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:20,360 layers to it. And just like Chris Higgins 1681 01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:23,200 being a more fleshed out final girl, I don't know, I feel like 1682 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,640 this one has a lot more to say than other ones. 1683 01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,800 Even if it's not the deepest film like, it at least attempts 1684 01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,000 some sort of social commentary. Yeah. 1685 01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:35,120 Yeah, I feel like it's second for me, at least right now. 1686 01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:37,840 OK. Yeah, the first three are the 1687 01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:39,240 best three. They just are. 1688 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:47,320 For me, do you have a favorite final like girl? 1689 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:51,360 It's probably Chris. If it's not Chris, it would be 1690 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:56,080 Jenny from Part 2 because they both fight really hard and the 1691 01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:59,920 acting is believable. Like the terror is real. 1692 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:05,040 But I think I like Chris maybe the most because Chris is like I 1693 01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:06,760 need to handle my trauma while I'm here. 1694 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:09,240 Sex is not on the table and she stuck to that. 1695 01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:13,880 She did not waiver for this man. She put herself 1st and we did 1696 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,720 not see a lot of female characters putting themselves 1697 01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:19,920 first at this time. Yeah, that's a great assessment. 1698 01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:25,760 I haven't seen the 4th one in so long but I remember liking that 1699 01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:28,600 one. And Crispin Glover is cute in 1700 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,280 that one. He's the dead fuck. 1701 01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:33,200 And there's a lot of machete situations going on. 1702 01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:35,800 There's the twins. Yeah. 1703 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:38,920 There's, Oh my God, there's the fucking girl. 1704 01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:42,200 I do not remember her name, but she like pops her head out of 1705 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:44,840 the water at one point and talks to one of the other girls, 1706 01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:46,720 Sarah. She's like, come on Sarah, show 1707 01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:49,560 us what you got because they're all like, they're going skinny 1708 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:51,720 dipping. Like come on Sarah, strip and 1709 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,200 dip. It's super campy. 1710 01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:57,880 Because I remember like I used to just like put shutter on in 1711 01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,840 the background and just do bullshit. 1712 01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:03,920 And also, I think, you know, we're horror fans, so we're like 1713 01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:06,000 on our purest shit. It's like we have to go through 1714 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,680 every franchise, whether you like it or not, just to say that 1715 01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:12,240 you've seen it, you know? And these movies are just easy 1716 01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:15,560 to watch, even when they're bad. It's just like junk food. 1717 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,800 And yeah, because it's quick, it's a quick bite. 1718 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:22,840 It's like an hour, hour 30 cap like. 1719 01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:25,360 Max. Because they just know that you 1720 01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:27,920 don't need more than that. And we're going to get right to 1721 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,040 it and you're going to have fun the whole time. 1722 01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:33,400 It's going to be stupid and like have something to laugh at. 1723 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,920 And that's why it's fun to get stoned to these because it's 1724 01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:40,000 like you get stoned and you notice some super deep shit or 1725 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:42,600 you just are like fucking laughing your ass off of the 1726 01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,520 whole time because you're like, like this snake. 1727 01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:47,440 I swear I told you I saw the fishing line and they're like 1728 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:50,160 the snake at it. So I was like, like, what the 1729 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,920 fuck is this? And then I got a super. 1730 01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:56,240 I was like so high already. And so I was like super attached 1731 01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:59,160 to the Bunny and like how he was like holding the Bunny. 1732 01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:00,880 Yeah, holding the Bunny around the store. 1733 01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:03,200 And I'm like, I would totally own a grocery store and like, 1734 01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:08,000 hold the Bunny around it and like Jill, like, that's so cute. 1735 01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:10,880 That was gross though, how he drank the orange juice or 1736 01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:12,680 whatever on the shelf and put it back. 1737 01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:14,640 He was sampling all that damn food. 1738 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:17,800 So I'm like, so when a customer buys stuff, are they going to be 1739 01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:18,440 like? Yeah. 1740 01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:23,440 Can we prorate this? Everything in this store because 1741 01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:26,640 he has a snacking problem. He thinks this is your like, 1742 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:31,200 personal pantry and not a store. Yeah, which is so funny. 1743 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,920 This is how my old friend used to treat my fucking house. 1744 01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:36,880 I've had I've had friends like that. 1745 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:39,680 I hate it. I'm like bitch is this not Acvs? 1746 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:43,360 Stop coming over here and re enough on shit. 1747 01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:47,600 I like also doesn't orange juice or any juice once it's open it 1748 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:50,920 needs to be put in the fridge. You got a limited amount of time 1749 01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:53,440 regardless of if you refrigerate it or not because it's like. 1750 01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:55,240 You're going to be poisoned, bitches. 1751 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,840 It's still like fucking fruit juice. 1752 01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:01,640 Like I've been juicing so I would know about the shit. 1753 01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:05,000 Fruit juice is usually make the bowel start moving anyway, so if 1754 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:07,360 you put them out on the shelf after they're supposed to be in 1755 01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:10,000 the fridge, you're giving everyone die die at this lake. 1756 01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:13,760 Yeah, E coli and shit. They're going to come after you. 1757 01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:17,680 Dizentary they're. Going to come after you. 1758 01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:22,160 Like me when I ate squid out of a cooler in Indonesia at a 1759 01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:24,280 hostel. You asked for that. 1760 01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:26,080 I did. I did ask for that. 1761 01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:28,600 You literally were like, I need to lose a couple pounds. 1762 01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:31,200 So oh, I did. What's the quickest way to get 1763 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:35,520 diarrhea? Oh squid, I love calamari. 1764 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:38,640 As soon as I saw that squid get pulled out of a Styrofoam cooler 1765 01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:44,240 I should have been like Nah. Was it like raw or was it 1766 01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:47,200 cooked? It was raw when they took it out 1767 01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:50,360 and then they did cook it, but I think it was just too hot. 1768 01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:52,440 There wasn't enough ice in that cooler. 1769 01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:54,880 It's spoiled. It's like how long was in the 1770 01:34:54,880 --> 01:34:58,240 cooler. Yeah, for the next 30 hours my 1771 01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:02,920 life was pretty shitty. How did Oh God I have so many 1772 01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:04,600 questions. It's not for the show. 1773 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:07,120 I was in Indonesia though, so it was beautiful. 1774 01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,960 Yeah, you're like, I was having a blast on the toilet. 1775 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,240 I was a blast for you. Oh God. 1776 01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:20,640 But yeah, this is a fun one, and I'm so happy that it's on your 1777 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:26,240 birthday and you get a birthday episode that and because, like, 1778 01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,920 you and Jason share the same birthday because, like, Friday 1779 01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:30,760 the 13th is his birthday. Yeah. 1780 01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:33,600 So that's tie. Do you have a tattoo? 1781 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,640 I actually don't have a Friday the 13th tattoo but I do have a 1782 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:41,320 tattoo of a 13 on the gravestone that's in my Night of the Living 1783 01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:44,840 Dead tattoo. But I got the 13 tattooed first 1784 01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:50,320 at a Friday the 13th. Like yes they do the $13 but 1785 01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:52,800 like my friend was a tattoo artist so it was free but I 1786 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:55,720 tipped the bitch at 20 or whatever it was a long time ago. 1787 01:35:55,920 --> 01:35:59,000 Maybe I'll go do one of those this year, but that's fucking 1788 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,280 tight. Yeah, I'm glad this is a good 1789 01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:03,880 birthday to have. And like a good little little 1790 01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:08,480 full circle situation. I'm so excited and you know, it 1791 01:36:08,480 --> 01:36:11,920 just works because Chris Higgins is the final girl on this one. 1792 01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:15,640 Friday 13th, Part 3. You know there's a three in it. 1793 01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,600 The numerologists are all going crazy right now. 1794 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:23,080 Yeah. This is making so much sense. 1795 01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:24,880 Let me see the palm of your hand. 1796 01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:28,680 It's also our 66th episode, like we're probably never going to 1797 01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:33,840 get to 666, so this is fun. That's great, that makes my 1798 01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:38,560 heart smile. 6 is my favorite number besides 25, so okay. 1799 01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:42,320 And 42. I was gonna say something else 1800 01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:44,880 but I'm so stoned. I am so high too. 1801 01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:46,920 I just smoked my blunt. Yeah. 1802 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:52,960 You do it to the Domington. It's crazy because for how much 1803 01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:58,040 you've grown as a Stoner since I've like known you is it's like 1804 01:36:58,040 --> 01:37:02,200 watching a a child grow or it's like growing with your growing 1805 01:37:02,200 --> 01:37:03,960 up with a sibling. You know what I'm saying? 1806 01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:05,920 Like, yeah. That was 1.5g. 1807 01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:08,720 That was crazy dog because when I when we like first started 1808 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,720 smoking weed like. I could not do that. 1809 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:13,880 Yeah, or like you were like, I'm good off this and I'd be like 1810 01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:15,680 all right, chill. Like me too. 1811 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:18,640 Actually, I'm too. I'm way too high. 1812 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:22,840 But like now it's just like, you will face a blunt by yourself, 1813 01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:25,320 you'll face a joint by yourself. And that's beautiful. 1814 01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:27,920 And that and that people is real growth. 1815 01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:33,240 But yeah, I'm so glad that we got to do this. 1816 01:37:33,240 --> 01:37:37,800 And I'm just even more glad that I get to call you friend and 1817 01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:40,120 that you are at this point like family to me. 1818 01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:46,320 Like, oh, God, I wish. Like, you are like the uncle 1819 01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:50,720 I've never had. At least the one that won't tell 1820 01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:53,320 me. You know, I know I have a gay 1821 01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:55,360 uncle. He just is dying to come out. 1822 01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:58,640 It's OK, You can tell me. I think you talked about him on 1823 01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:01,320 the show before. Because I definitely have a gay 1824 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:07,160 nephew who has been like shamed or not nephew, cousin has been 1825 01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:10,640 shamed into like not coming out. I'm like, give me his number. 1826 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:13,240 And I want to tell him it's so OK to be gay and also listen to 1827 01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:18,320 my podcast. But yeah, no, you are like like 1828 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,840 high key family at this point. I'm just like super stoked I get 1829 01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:25,360 to celebrate you. And I hope that you just have 1830 01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:29,360 like a wing Dang doodle tonight for your birthday, wink wink. 1831 01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:33,720 Yeah, I'm having a Club, Crystal Lake party. 1832 01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:36,480 I don't know how hard we're going to be going at this club, 1833 01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:39,560 but I'm a try. We don't try to kill it. 1834 01:38:39,720 --> 01:38:43,400 Um, don't hurt yourself. I probably will. 1835 01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:46,880 Those are also puns because it's like crystal light. 1836 01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:48,000 Kill it. Yeah. 1837 01:38:48,120 --> 01:38:49,920 Oh, get it. Yeah, I got it. 1838 01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:52,440 I'm very high. Yeah, that's. 1839 01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:53,800 Fine, that's fine. Me too. 1840 01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:56,240 They're not landing. Happy birthday to. 1841 01:38:56,240 --> 01:38:58,720 Me. Yeah, exactly. 1842 01:38:58,760 --> 01:39:02,040 And we love you. And also thank you for listening 1843 01:39:02,040 --> 01:39:04,920 guys. Yes, I would smoke an indica for 1844 01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:09,840 this because this movie silly again, it marks the comedic 1845 01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:13,440 turning point of this franchise. And you know, there's a little 1846 01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:19,040 depth about trauma, but not so much that an indica would make 1847 01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:21,000 you totally miss it. Yeah. 1848 01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:23,160 Mm hmm. You'll get it. 1849 01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:26,080 You know, I would just eat an edible. 1850 01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,000 Yeah, that sounds good. Just get really high. 1851 01:39:29,440 --> 01:39:33,480 I would need an Ebel for sure because like by the time the 1852 01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:35,760 edible hits and then you start watching this you're just like 1853 01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:38,040 oh fuck. This is because especially when 1854 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:40,480 you keep in mind it's supposed to be 3D. 1855 01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:43,040 That's true. My God, the amount of. 3D that's 1856 01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:46,960 why it's funny like. Drink every time you think that 1857 01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:50,680 something was in 3D in the theater and you will be fucked 1858 01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:57,920 up in the 1st 15 minutes. Yeah, it's so funny. 1859 01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:02,120 But yeah, yeah, that's the show, right? 1860 01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:08,600 Yeah, so stay scared, stay high. Have a very happy Friday the 1861 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:11,080 13th. And have a very happy birthday 1862 01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:13,440 Chris. And if y'all don't spam him, I 1863 01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:15,880 will sign each and every one of our followers up for 1864 01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:17,840 Scientology. Oh my God. 1865 01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:24,200 So tell him happy birthday, OK, I will find you. 1866 01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:32,560 Thank you people. Being threatened in my honor is 1867 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:33,960 a privilege. It's a great gift. 1868 01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:37,360 You're welcome and a gift. It's a gift, pleasure and honor 1869 01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:41,200 and something that I will gladly do any day of the week, anytime, 1870 01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:41,880 any. Thank you. 1871 01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:44,280 That kind of sounded like Cher. Thank you. 1872 01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:51,120 Happy birthday, stupid. I don't even know what's 1873 01:40:51,120 --> 01:40:53,480 happening anymore. Me either. 1874 01:40:53,480 --> 01:40:55,840 Let's get out of here. Bye, bye. 1875 01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:59,640 Hi, this is Chris. I would just like to say how 1876 01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:03,160 disappointed I am that at no point in this episode did I make 1877 01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:07,520 the pun that today is pride A the 13th. 1878 01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:10,960 It is pride. It is Friday the 13th. 1879 01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:15,080 It is my birthday and I met. I missed the opportunity. 1880 01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:22,840 Drats, thanks for listening to your horror. 1881 01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:27,600 Hi. Damn, that shit's good.