Mrs. M by David Campton with raspberry Leach and Jameson and
Roger Hume. Mrs. M.
If you can't speak without swearing, you might as well save
your breath. I only asked where the hell we
were. We are supposed to be outside,
Honiton we'd be outside haunted. And if you could read a map, I
only hope we reach civilization before sunset time.
When we do perhaps we should get some tea.
Typical adrift in the wilderness.
And you Whitten about tea, it's nearly five hours since that
lousy ploughman's, lunch, you chose the pub, my sweet.
You're the one who shouted, stop.
Stop. Stop What is it now?
That's fine. It says respite.
Well David. Well, they might serve T's does
the sign say tease? The Madam.
Put us up for the night over The Optimist.
Oh, well we could ask. Look, there's the drive.
That is private property. Well, it doesn't say private, it
doesn't have to oh you're not driving on expect. respite, what
sort of a sign is that red spite Welcome to this fight with you.
You expect anyone to find this place.
Half a mile up a car truck. I always say, if people are
meant to find yourself, I guess we wondered if you really over,
but no need to hurry. You'd like to do something about
the Dust. First, there's hot and cold in
all rooms. I haven't said anything about a
room. There's always a welcome that
respite mr. Benson, I'm mrs.
Meadows. Sweet, you can sign the register
later, mr. Benson really, why you will be
staying Yes. I didn't say yes.
I said, yes. Arthur I'll be staying.
You can please yourself Inga. Can lend a hand with the cases
English. We're putting mr.
And mrs. Benson the honeysuckle roll my
dear mr. And mrs.
Benson the saying, just for tonight, as long as you need
stay. A deed.
This is the honeysuckle room. All the rooms are named after
flowers. At least there's a lavender and
a wild thyme and a musk arose. Do you think soft in the dining
room? Oh, this is a lovely room.
Probably a lovely price. Do you realize we didn't even
ask pick up a charge the Earth these rustic Santa's Duff does
this Hound, shut up, will you? Oh, there's a lovely view from
the window. Mrs. Meadows sweets said.
Yes. There's a lovely view.
Lovely Gardens, lovely trees. Do they make a lovely screen was
behind the trees. I probably the lovely sewage
Farm. I shall tell you again Arthur
It's so peaceful here. Oh yes, peaceful.
How long have you been here, Lee?
My name is Inga. Oh well, thank you.
Inca. Tea is served in the dining
room. Congratulations.
My love all Devon to choose from and we end in a Wendy house
stuffed by Cretin. All right.
So you still want to fight.
You wouldn't still be brooding about that.
Boy, would you you were in a foul mood, even before we picked
him up, do you really think I can be put out by a mere stupid?
Oh, save it. Look, we've got to get down
while they're still serving tea. Where can we sit?
Why not sit here. Get the scent from the garden,
you know. And you see so much more of an
here. Thank you, I miss braised nose.
And yeah Benson, this is my wife anymore about us.
You'd like to know, you'll have to forgive my husband.
Miss sprays noses is not always so uncouth.
This only when he's with me. I suppose has a gift for
rousing. The worst in anyone, please
don't bicker. Everybody is.
It is so happy and delightful. Father, this isn't that was
sweet as responsible, of course, a chat with mrs.
Meadowsweet could be, so soothing have a word with her.
Well, we'll have to speak to her about the terms.
Anyway, we're on holiday just, you know, Meandering.
We don't book anywhere in advance that way.
If you don't like the place, you've only yourself to blame
how some people can find fault with anything.
Thank you again, and good, are you all the stuff they can
muster? Me.
I think this. That's Morty.
If you ring for it, a dinner is served at 7:30.
Tip does not always make up for rudeness.
You know who's rudeness even if that Bloody mindedness is second
nature? He's we're not used to
squabbling here. I shall have to see.
Mrs. Meadows, sweet, pepper sprays.
No, so go. I'm quite prepared to pay what
we owe and leave. I'll see.
Mrs. Meadowsweet now why do you to get cold?
I understood you were breaking her neck for it and enjoy your
scan so much more when you know how much you're paying.
Unless, of course it chokes. You where do you suppose I'll
find? Mrs. M, with your sense of
direction. It could take some time.
Thanks, mrs. M, I'll do that at once.
Oh, let's praise knows looking for me.
Well, I'm looking for mrs. Meadows, sweet.
But I ought to apologize to you. We didn't mean to drive you from
your day ever. Apologize, never explained why
you, anyway, you don't remember me.
Should I You'll find mrs. M in there.
Oh, thank you. No need to stand knocking.
My dear, come in. Now what can be troubling you?
Well we haven't asked how much our room is going to cost.
No more than you can afford my dear that you've more on your
mind than our price list and you Of course was Miss sprays.
Nose, complaining, guests, come and go with their problems they
say I'm a good listener. Oh oh it's so silly.
It started with a hitchhiker do sit down.
It was worth quarreling over. I'm listening my dear.
Yeah, the salt that gives strip his students a bad name.
Oh, why did I insist that? We ought to pick him up.
I don't know. No.
You're right. I do.
To put one over on Arthur for The Rao of the ploughman's
lunch. So we were stuck with said his
name was Simon something. I wasn't taking much notice too
busy. Swapping insults with Arthur.
We're pretty expert. And after a few miles the ball,
she in the back demanded to be put down again, he said they
were giving him a splitting head.
His nerves couldn't take anymore and if we didn't stop it, throw
yourself out well Arthur and I didn't utter another word for at
least ten miles. Stunned mind, you, we found our
voices after that. I always say there's nothing in
this world, as bitter as a memory turned sour, but you're
not going to worry about it. Any longer are you?
I say you're not going to worry. Worry, what about?
Never mind. My dear, I always say what you
can't remember. Can't hurt you.
Irina. I I came to see you about
something, your room. I hope honeysuckles to your
liking oh no problem there. I'm sure I'll sleep well but now
don't go chasing after old memories.
My dear. Let them go.
And if anything else bothers you, I'm always ready to listen.
Haven't you finished? Snuffling at that window, yet.
There's a bed of night sent its stock valois.
All this sweetness and light is leading up to something.
I can't understand why you're in such a bad mood.
All this afternoon, never happened.
Of course, this afternoon, you know, very well after the
ploughman's lunch. What plans learned what a
convenient? Memory.
The ploughman's lunch, wrong bread.
Wrong cheese, wrong pickle. Remember no but who cares?
Pink's Chili Peppers, and evening primrose has very well
where you going. I am going down to that Garden.
I'm going to blow cigar smoke all over the night scented
stocks. I might even jump on the bloody
pinks. This table again, Norma sprays
knows. She struck me as an early riser.
Bringing in a tree from the kitchen.
I said they were short of stuff. Just that one not to lose time
before took it into her kidneys and bacon, she's not coming
over. A shade down on another table.
She's going back. And that's why I don't ask me.
I don't run the place tea or coffee.
Oh, anger, isn't it? Yes, anger.
Isn't that the sprays nose serving at table?
Couldn't you pay the bill tea or coffee fruit juice or cereal,
you get more sense out of a telephone answering machine but
no, you know, girl, I'm T pleasing your and fruit juice
coffee and pottage. Surely Miss praise nose is one
of the guests. Don't usually to Coffee fruit
juice and cereal. Well, let's look on the bright
side. This is our last meal here.
Are you? So sure.
Positive you pack while I check the car.
Beautiful car, mr. Benson.
Oh, she'll do till I find a better at the price because
making sure she's ready for off. You are going then, one day here
next day miles ahead. I say, keep moving, even on
holiday. And after the holiday, there's
always a business and we our own course.
I started it borrowed capital and a 14-day week.
I'll take things more easily now.
No more than a 24-hour day. When you first set foot in
respite, I said there's a man with a load on his mind who died
suddenly who. But me, dear, I shall we take a
pretty way back to the house through the guard.
What I tell me more about what you do.
Exactly. I did the business begin.
What's good for business? Isn't always a good for a
marriage now, suppose in a way, that's where things started to
go wrong, what can our age hasn't gone wrong?
My dear, you only have to give it as much attention as you do
the car. Would you like to know
something? I'm just saying, I didn't really
want that card in the first place too.
Extravagant and wasteful to rub, but once I had started a big,
The Cellar down I couldn't stop, especially when I realize he got
to sell. I almost hope sorry but I'm only
feeling sorry, isn't good for business.
It was a bargain. I could sell tomorrow.
Make a profit. He was almost crying at the
promise. Does it hurt to remember?
Remember remember what? Bargaining can be a fine and
exciting way to earn a living, but I'd say it was too much for
a 24 hour a day or for a change. I'd suggest something more
relaxing. Gardening gardening.
I've always hated gardening. Always when I was at the
Christopher, Robin Age. I was scared by a slug.
Is that a fact? Yeah.
Alright. Black thing, more like a leech
must have seemed enormous to a child.
I can remember it. Now.
You don't like something. Then she met this week.
I don't like false memories mr. Benson False memories rushing
about not sickening. Yeah.
Would you be calling me a liar? Exactly.
Why don't you like Garden mr. Benson just what is it?
You'd rather. Not remember, I told you I
You're a knowing Old Devil mrs. Met this week, I bet experience.
I don't know why I bother telling you.
But you see my father actually, like to guard me.
He always kept his tools bright and Shining, you could have used
this Spade as a mirror and then is begin.
Well, one day I thought I'd help.
I do go for the daily has not only that I left his spade out
in the rain. He made no allowance for youth
or an experience. He have killed me at beating
hurt me more than it hurt him. I can tell you.
He still does when I think about it, memories can be so painful.
My dear. I'm sure that one's better
Anthony. So why don't you like gardening?
Also don't like gardening. I just can't spare the time.
Would you like to see our Tool Shed with the last Gardener
left? Everything so spotless he left
us not so long ago but the way they're creeping back, couch
grass under the roses and such like Bless me.
We've walked full circle. That's a beautiful car, mr.
Benson. But it's like some women lovely
to look at. But a bitch Tehran, you know
whose it is. Somebody just signed in, never
you mind my dear. This is the way to the potting
shed. Express knows what you doing in
our room, making. Thanks of course.
But why beds have to be made? They come unnamed every night.
Yes, but you didn't make the bed yesterday.
Did you making them today? I'm afraid.
You're wasting your time. We shan't be here.
Tonight I've just come into back, that's up to you.
I was told to make these beds. Are you telling me to stop?
well, know, if you've been told I must have, I must have a word
with Arthur What on Earth's gotten into you?
Amazing are weeds. Get mixed up with ground cover.
You're not supposed to. What are these look?
You went to get the car out. Remember, okay, while I packed
crack. Why pack, we're leaving Arthur
there is something about this place?
There's Miss, praise knows doing the bedrooms.
And now this is just not you. You never even want to cut them,
warm. She didn't mention the lon.
This is meadowsweet. You've been talking to mrs.
Meadows, sweet. She's a good listener.
Whole fat. Goodness sake, climb out of
those idiotic dungarees and let's make a start.
She wants a trench, digging tomorrow vous salue or some
such. I'm going to have a few words
with mrs. Meadows, sweet myself.
Now, Mrs. M is going on here. Nothing that hasn't been going
on for long enough. Maybe I've just met my husband
on all fours grubbing about the garden.
He seemed happy enough when I left always happy enough.
Now I'd like to leave people happy.
That's not the point. He's like a kid playing with
some castles. What have you done to him?
Done my dear. When you left me, he was set to
pay the bill. Oh, let's not bother about
bills. Do we have to we're on our way
out like bats out of hell. Now his own words.
I remember them perfectly. Do you my dear?
Are you asking me to repeat them?
He said, oh, and another thing. Are you listening?
I'm here. What about Miss Bray's knows?
Tell me yesterday. She was complaining about us
like a regular today. She's doing the room.
That's right now, tell me. It's none of my business.
If you like I wouldn't do that by then.
Why? Oh miss braised.
Nose has some very unhappy memories locked away deep.
So deep and so unhappy whole days had to go by.
Before she bring just one of them to me.
I'm afraid. They're not all out yet.
I just don't understand. I can't take memories.
You see, only accept what's offered even false memories
though? We won't talk about them if you
don't mind, it's not nice at all.
Exactly. What does that mean?
I'm often surprised at the way folk will cling to something
that must be hurting so much. Particularly when there's
somebody had had to take the pain away.
Let's get this straight. Yes, my dear.
They often say That you're telling me that you can remove
memories like, like stains only when freely, this told, I can't
take any unpleasant, as I don't know about do, I believe, I am
allowed to prompt still in my experience.
When one bit of beastliness comes out to the others follow,
I left off a digging. Did he talk to you about his
memories? All an unhappy man, my dear but
later, how did now I reckon he actually unburdened himself to a
stranger, why not? Because he never would to me,
never you have to learn to listen my dear.
Listening is a skill that improves with practice made you.
The neck has to be there in the first place.
You mustn't. Blame yourself if you never had
it use of wrangling, when all he had to do was open up years, my
dear years of brooding Silence has and storms out of Clear Blue
Skies, he is without a word of what was going on, underneath
all on account of that damn business.
Go on my dear. What you were telling me, know,
whatever I told you already was too much.
I'm not telling you any more. I know what you can do.
I don't know how, but my name is Inga, but girl, wandering about
in a fuddled Hayes, yes. All she knows is a name.
If she knows, even that much by now.
Everything else is gone. Inga.
Let's braised. Nose.
Arthur Is that what happens to them all?
Oh god. Well Arthur.
End up liking it. You remember Inger?
Do you could forget it and remembering Inger upsets you.
My dear. What do you expect?
I shouldn't let him go. Be a worry if I were you as far
as you're concerned. There.
Never was an anger now. Doesn't that make you feel
better? What do you mean make me feel
better? Not Not knowing about Inger
Inger. I don't know who anger may have
been, but I know who Arthur is. I know what he was.
You're telling me that you make a habit of turning normal human
being. I'm happy Twisted mixed-up
beings, my dear. All right, have turning every
day. Neurotic, sad to happy zombies.
If you like to put it that way, my dear.
I just did anywhere. I accept the way you put it.
Now, what can I do for you? You have a lovely touch with
food plate with you. Oh, thank you.
That it's time for thinking about dinner with dr.
Can we not get a hand? Shelling peas?
You know. Brasenose it wasn't the timer
the bell in the hall. I'll answer it in a minute, just
carry on the scrape of the day close, if those aren't enough,
I'll get out of the deduction more.
I remember, potatoes in the wall, I'm sure you do braised.
Nose in the 80s, piles of them each day.
I'm coming jump to it. I'd say pull that peeled who
left those eyes in. This is Sergeant in those days
where you doing lonely, life. Nobody loves the sergeant.
At least one did But he didn't last.
Think of him sometimes. You've never mentioned the 80s
before Miss braised nose and it would be a kindness, not to
mention it again. Mrs. Benson painful.
Memories are best. Not put back.
I said I'm coming. No, my dears just keep yourself
happy with peas and potatoes. There's a visitor waiting.
Good afternoon. You'll be wanting a room.
I don't know yet. Is that all the baggage you've
brought never go by appearances. It must be powerful.
Heavy on your back. Why not take it off?
Mmm, never stopped at a place like this before.
Doesn't look as though you cater for students, you'd be surprised
who we take in. I always say if you find your
way here, you're meant to be here in the middle of nowhere or
put the other way around. If you weren't meant to be here,
you'd never find it at all. Hmm, I can pay.
Of course, you pay my dear guests always do.
I'll get mad to show you to him. Yes, come free.
It's next to the bathroom. This is come free.
It's named after a flower. I've never seen any comfy
myself, but I'll take mrs. Helms.
Word for it. Don't, I know you be.
Why should you think that? Well, my name is scrutton Simon
Scranton. You pick me up the other day?
Yeah. You must be mistaken.
You can see the Gardens from these windows, the red car, but
the size of the fire engine. Only vegetable gardens on this
side of the house. I'm afraid.
Oh, I wonder why he's digging that hole.
You must remember me and the chap.
You had a fight over. When you drove off, you're still
racketing over me over. You can't have forgotten
honestly, mr. I've never seen you before.
All right. Well, I suppose I could have
made a mistake - sworn. She might have been older but
you're just like her. Except for the wrinkles nine
years. You talk like a husband.
Had gray hair. She called him.
Arthur this down there digging well, but What that's him.
What if he's him? You must be.
You just what are you after young, man?
Me. It can't be blackmail.
I'm going down to that Garden. Let's hear what he's got to say,
my husband, you sure he's your husband, are you, can you
remember where you're married? Of course, I remember we were
married in. went we hey, there you Have you ever grown celery
somehow? This whole doesn't write your
offensive now suppose I must be. I remember you from a couple of
days back, remember me? Let's see.
What was I do in a couple of days back, giving me a lift was
I my name is Scranton. I don't expect you to remember
that. It's not a name to forget in re
you look like You ever done a real day's work in your life?
I told you, I'm a student medical failed, typical your
generation, no moral. Fiber is your the fascists while
I'm at the other day. Alright, are you're thinking of
someone else? I will you?
Excuse me, that's speed. Needs cleaning, wipe everything.
As soon as you're finished with it, either you're a nut case of
a bigger flop than your wife. All right?
So you don't want to know me, but at least I had the guts to
say, so don't give me that glass I'd look but after the rally
ahead over me, right? You are a mixture Beyond your
kind of thought it was him. She'll straighten you out.
Is this mrs. M.
She runs this place. What sort of a place is this?
Oh now you're asking well, how long have you been here?
It's on the tip of my tongue must be No before that oh ask
me. She's a she'll know if you don't
mind put this fade away. Hey this isn't a guest.
As you know, it's a funny shop. That's why they let me in with
no questions. I think I belong here.
Of course you do my dear, Hey Arthur the examinee told me.
You'd never think so to look at him.
What are you sticking around? After you didn't hear me on the
past? Expect, you were otherwise
occupied. I shouldn't try to put back the
day before yesterday if I were you.
It can't be done. It's time to confuse after You
know him do you don't forget it? How did you come to meet fed up
with both him and her long ago or recently let it go?
We don't want to get it off your chest.
No. That's what the pretty right.
Spinach is already fine but it can't compare with sweet peas
for color. We find the flowers restful.
Well, I don't you haven't given rest B much chance yet my dear.
Now, what's on your mind? Nothing.
That's not strictly true, but it's more polite than up yours.
Or don't you expect manners from me?
That's the path to the potting shed will turn this way.
Because you've seen it before but red monster never again, no
insult intended. But sometimes a lie tells more
than the truth. Why shouldn't you recognize this
red monster? Launch, would you want to know?
I'm here, aren't I just another bed and breakfast.
You wanna know how I got here on my two feet, they were hurting.
I saw the sign in the lane and I followed the potholes that you
ought to do something about that drive.
Anyway, here I am on my feet. Still hurt.
Not for long, I'm sure you'll find unburdening comes easier
with practice. You sure.
You don't want to tell me what happened in the car.
I never Force anyone of course but sooner or later, they come
to me, you'll see. Arthur Arthur, are you need to
shed coming? Quick whooping.
Can't remember. Hey, you know, like our wedding
look match on the sax, you know, as well as I do.
All she is, didn't I, it's anger, anger, which is no time
for playing silly fools. What's the matter whether you're
a woman? You want to know who is she?
I'm asking you. She said is still, I could.
He's hot and cold and stiff, and staring.
And she must be, I tell you, I don't know.
She was she's nothing to do with us out there, is she?
I found her. There could be questions.
How come you recognize that when I go, of course, your
recognizer. What are you trying to do insist
that? I'm responsible, she didn't just
lie down on those sacks and and we don't know that she is, do we
but better talk to mrs. M, I have a better idea.
Well, she's a while ago and he said failed.
But even a failed medical school, not to be able to tell
the difference between and how many shoes, really you?
But you'll stop here. Did you find it?
Amazing that we can be mates together when you're wanting
something? You know, me.
Now do you of course, I showed you the owner of this is no time
for all that. I will look at that one in the
corner. She hasn't batted an eyelid.
Since you left out, you don't put it on air condition, she
does worry me, how do you suppose?
I feel I found out. Will you two stop wittering and
give me a chance with bedside manners, like yours as well.
The patient's of corpse, but she's not actually, I may have
failed my finals but I can tell a day.
Body from a live one. This is more like suspended
animation, catalepsy? But what do you know about?
She didn't know much about herself.
What does that mean? She couldn't even remember how
she got here. Can you can you?
Good point. I was walking down the lane then
I was being shown to a room and what came in the dream, I think.
But I'm prepared to admit it. You see nothing blank Odd.
You're all right though. What about that one?
She can't be left in this place as I see it.
There are two options. Either should be taken off to
hospital or dumped in that hole you've been digging, tell you
that calls for celery with the right size and shape for her
body again. But very handy hospital phone
for an ambulance quick quick get mrs.
M know if you don't mind Taking yourself in what the wheel
better. But why not?
The car? A car, a big expensive talk
sense. I've been in it.
I might even have enjoyed the ride of hadn't been for the
company but nobody could forget a car like that.
As you say that I'm not sure longer which was belongs in
Santa's very Grotto, but you owe me a favor, right?
I suppose so so come with me now and cast an Iowa that red
monster standing in the drive. That it belongs in a Fairground.
I wouldn't give it going space with the keys are still in.
Did he leave in a hurry? It's nothing to me.
If some fool gets his car nicked I tell you it's your car door.
Open sea, I got you. One thing I do, you got a really
twisted sense of humor or you're lacking somewhere.
I couldn't have forgotten this object, I'm sorry.
Bits of pieces of stuff in the glove compartment.
You want to see old envelopes, Benson Enterprises.
Your Arthur a Benson, aren't you?
I don't know anything about Benson Enterprises to you me.
No, Victor post, guards, stamped addressed and ready for the Box.
Dear Doris, back on Monday, got lost yesterday.
You should have been with us after him.
Maj all stories. She's sick.
Oh, His secretary, but we are coming on.
What's a secretary for? Well, she's been there.
What does what does Doris do? I tell you?
I've never heard of a Doris. You on a business.
You've got a secretary. What else think I can.
Calm down. It's gone.
That's happening to him to us. I've got an idea.
She tried it on me, didn't get very far, because I'm an awkward
sort of a bastard. But even in that time, I lost a
bit between the lane. And here, I don't even know what
he's talking about. You wouldn't tosser, I'm scared
don't. Can't you see?
This is his idea of a joke. You just keep quiet for a
minute. I'm trying to work this out.
Lucky for you. One of us can still think I've
had about enough at you young, man.
I don't know how she does it, but that doesn't matter.
Only one thing counts, once you give her a message, It's gone.
You're giving me a headache. What are you gonna do now?
Complain to her though that's been tried over and over.
By the time you've done complaining, you forgotten what
you are complaining about. Your batty man.
Yeah, and when so much has been wiped out, the you can't say for
certain who you are or how you got here, you can always dig the
Garden or make beds you're not making sense.
What about that? One stretched out.
Stiff in the shed Inger you called her.
Is that the end when everything's gone?
How many do you reckon? Maybe push it up the spinach.
Oh, heck no notice of him. God, don't you?
Like, I'm on my way. No, you'll we can't leave the
girl in that condition will have to get to a But doctor you will
help me. Won't you?
Oh well only because I want to move fast and you've got the
car. Well, give me a hand with a
patient walk out of here on our own.
And you can fix my rucksack ladies on the bed where I
dropped it. We've got a case up there to
move. Then keep your eyes open for the
sweet lady in charge, but what are you standing about, Paul?
Where are you going? My dear.
The gentleman's baggage belongs in his room as does yours.
You can't stop me. Mrs. Meadows Sweden.
Now, why should I want to stop? Anybody?
You've been talking to that young man, haven't you?
I won't talk to you. I won't, I don't know what you
may have done to make you so scared.
What I've done, what have you done?
I made you happy my dear. Now admitted in these past few
days. You've been happier than you've
been since you were young and innocent.
Please stand aside. If you're afraid there must be
some nastiness, we haven't got it yet.
I've seen that girl in the shed, don't be afraid of that.
My dear all come to it. I saw the whole we aren't going
to let girls and holes drive us away.
Really? What?
Girl, what hole? Oh, you've done it again and
what my dear still remember Miss.
Praise knows novel. She disappear.
It doesn't matter because now I know what you're doing.
If I don't tell you how I know you can't change my mind.
I don't know why you do it. Kindness my dear pure kindness,
you kill people, it would take away.
Everything that makes them what they are.
Only good. That the hits Badness is part of
all of us, take it away or what done for, all right?
I remember stealing cake and letting my sister get whacked
for it, remembering that, and his only makes it worse.
That's me. Doing things.
I shouldn't have done behind the bicycle shed.
I remember Disappointments and meanness and bitterness and
without the mushroom. Be me.
You are not going to take them away.
Listen to me. My dear.
No you listen to me. That girl can't be comfortable
in the back. They're not stiff like that.
We can't break her legs to make them fit.
Where's mugs? Got to?
She only had to grab a couple of cases of can't hang around.
Much longer might all get caught, you don't think mrs.
M. Get in the car.
Be ready to start the minute. I leave the house.
What about my wife? Yeah, I'm a Fool to risk my
neck, but I'm going back for her.
You don't have to grasp that case.
So tightly, my dear, if you won't get go, it must lie in the
celery bed with you. Don't just stand there.
Oh my god. What have you been telling?
Mrs. Benson. No, you don't catch me that way.
He told you a lot, didn't she? Now she's blanked out and said
like a wax won't just like the other.
You've seen the other. I've just left turn how do you
How did Arthur look when you saw him?
Last he won't make me. Forget he won't and you let that
one. Go go.
Where young man? Can you remember where you were
going? Where you came from?
Who you are. I can remember all I want to a
little lie that let that pass. After all the lies are used up.
We're left with the truth. So you met the bensons before?
No, get that means, yes. They gave a lift to a young man.
Was the young man. You know, I'm truth turning my
stomach, but when it's in a good cause remember the ride, I
won't. I mean, It wasn't like that at
all go and my dear as a matter of fact we had met before on the
beach at Monte. Don't be observed bit like
Blackpool actually only more of everything.
Oh yes I remember that well Sun sand sea and the wind throwing
themselves at me. Giving me Gramps.
I was celebrating my finals past brilliantly of course.
Specializing in brain surgery. It's a natural gift.
My dad bought me a junior surgeons outfit when I was five.
I never look back. I remember my first set of
scalpels gleaming Under The Lights of the Christmas tree, by
boxing are operated on mum Grand and the cat next door for
appendix hernia and ingrowing toenails.
Marge, your wife's out cold rigid had to drag a bunch of the
way here. Well, I'll have to lie on top of
each other in the back. Neither, of them's gonna Bend.
I love that he'll get on the floor.
You shall not stay squirming for long.
Have you got that engine started yet?
What do you do when you have a driver?
I can't remember. It's gone.
It's all gone. You'll have to drive when I
never learn. Where would I get the money for
a car? Should be outside in a minute up
to tricks? We don't even guess.
I'm stuck at tell you I don't know where to start the move
over. You read a kids joyriding so I
can't be too hard. I'll do what I can that not,
don't blame me. If we end up a tree, I suppose
you turn this. Now, what do I do?
You're on your own only. I was Is she coming?
I can't say don't turn to look for the drive, twists and turns
and switched and turn with it. She'll try something.
I know she will, some of them must have tried to escape
before, but they didn't make it. They had the papers would have
been full of it. How did she turn them back?
Concentrate on the road? Will you all slow down?
How? Oh, look, there she is.
In the middle of the drive. There's no way around.
We can't run her over. Well then stop.
Stop, stop. I got on the wrong things
smashed into her. You want to go back?
No no press up, I'm up. That sign says stop main road
ahead. What do I do is stop?
You take your foot off the accelerator and jam it on the
break? Now, the handbrake this, you
remembered remembered what? How to use the brake?
Oh, I shouldn't die. And what are you doing at the
wheel? You tired of our company 20
miles back, pardon me, that was days ago and I got out because
somebody's grizzling was giving me the gripes.
If you've got out. How did you get back?
If I picked you up, again, I must have a remarkably forgiving
nature. It's all very well for you.
Taking it easy in my back. If you hadn't insisted would
never have picked up in the first place.
Who's this in the back with me? My name is Inga.
What? What am I doing here?
Who are you? I'm not sure Madam.
I thought my name was Benson but I've been picking up Strays like
Bernardo. Now, if you don't mind me
driving my own car, change places.
So what are you doing and those dungarees?
Hurry in mrs. M, by David Campton raspberry
Leach was mrs. Meadowsweet and Jameson was
Madge and Roger, Hume Arthur. Simon was played by Terry
Malloy, Miss braised knows Joyce Gibbs, and Inger Patricia
Gallimore. The play was directed in our
Birmingham Studios by Peter windows.
The play was directed in our Birmingham Studios by Peter
windows.