Hey. I was 10 feet under.
I think that they can hold me but I will never let you
reside in the darkness of the night as I rise from the my
eyes, my eyes. Look at the sky. anyway, number
just let it Pass Me By Take a hold of me.
Welcome to Sapphires. He'll play warning.
This is for 18 and over open-minded, sexy, motherfuckers
be prepared, for sexy guests, multiple orgasms and surprising
moments. Get ready?
And pour the wine. Sapphires taking you for a ride.
Oh yes. Oh yes.
Damn it. I can't hear shit.
No, no, no, I can't. Oh, okay, for a second there.
I was like what the fuck? I don't hear my cue real fucking
up. Now you hear me now.
Oh and your myself now? Oh my goodness.
Earbuds sexy motherfuckers out there and everybody else in
between that means all the newbies.
Y'all ain't some sexy motherfuckers, some sexy earbuds
just yet. But I guarantee you at the end
of the show you will be. Anyways, I just want to say
everybody I'm back. I'm not dead.
I am back from voice rehab. After a chaotic.
First two weeks with Vivid Radio kind of go on vocal rest and
also you know, I had sex at Knott's Berry Farm.
It's my throat was a little dry and a little worse.
So I didn't want to come in studio last Monday but I did
bring back my special guest who is on the phone right now and I
can't wait to have him because it's been a long time in the
making, he's fine as hell. And we have friended each other
on Twitter, a long time ago and He's like, when am I going to
come on the show? One cannot be on the show.
So now we got him on the show and he is a male XXX porn star.
You guys tell me that? I don't bring enough male porn
stars, you guys can pick their brains.
Well, here we go. We can get down and dirty with
mr. Javon, Jordan, aka Javon.
Jordan XXX on Twitter, everybody say what up to Javon.
Thank you so much for taking time out of your day and doing
this second interview. I know, last week I got sick at
the last minute, so I'm so happy.
In there. But before that I had a I had a
Twitter Yes.
Slot table for the State Police to shop at least like the
fucking assault rifle. Nobody can get in there, nobody
can get up. And so one day it's like a
position to really fuck. Okay financially Pharmacy
in this chick. She wasn't a part of porn at
all, correct. They liked me because I was
black. Okay.
Okay, cool. It doesn't matter like if you're
checking in somewhere and you think it's all private, you
know, you got Instagram, you got the Twitter, you got the
Facebook, everything. Oh wait and nowadays, it's like
there's no privacy. So I I can't believe, you know
how, you know, people don't still to this day, don't
understand the rules of privacy, you know, between the stars and
and fans. You know, the lot of people do
cross the line. Yeah, it looks like it was Yeah.
Hmm. I thought you know, that was
that she got to meet you at my post.
At the base but there's two different personalities and I'm
glad that you know able to share this with us because you don't
hear a lot about this and if you do you don't hear it from the
male Talent, you know, there's only so many a handful of male
Talent out there first of all. And then you know you don't
really get to know them, you know, per se.
They're, you know, not no offense like they always try to
say that the man's are just the caulk and that's it.
There's nothing else. You know, in the females of Sr
the starlet's, but, you know, I'm glad that I'm able to reach
out to you because there are so many.
I mean, a lot of my viewers are lists and listeners are male.
And of course, they always asked like what does it take to be a
male porn star and I would follow him.
I don't know, a breath. I've never done porn in my life.
I just interviewing them. So to have, you know, someone
like you, who's a male entertainment telling us about
even just the dark, If side of the adults entertainment, you
know, that's a blessing in disguise, you know, I, I can't
stress it enough. You know how much I'm happy that
you're able to share your story about this?
Because, you know, we have to also remind ourselves at the end
of the day, fans are not fans or just those who are curious.
You guys are just regular people at the end of the day, who just
so happened, like to share their love of of being nude and in
Sharing, sexuality on camera. Yeah, wrong with it.
Yeah you know it was a process you know I always tell people or
we stop always told people I never got a support to have sex
and they look at me like I'm fucking ass backwards.
I said I like what I do the day this is a business.
I think that's a good man. Yeah, it was like a lot of
people think I'm easy, but it's not easy.
It's like face life for me other than a year for me to get it.
How would I know this might not work at the center or crying, or
whatever the fuck is going on. I put that shit out of my mind.
I don't touch that phone. I felt was or daughter job.
Yeah, it is a job. God making it look good.
Make sure the female tell me the family.
Make sure to let those happy as a footage looks all going.
And so to Father special especially out of town.
So I'm like yeah I mean I'm just like we are everybody put their
sexuality but it's really really focus on Giving a good
performance and get me something that the fans really want to
see. And I don't do it like this.
Like, it's not about me, but about you.
It's not about me, or maybe that's what I'm not are being
given off by he. Tell us about that off and I
remember is about, but I performed in, if I was watching
for, I asked myself, what will I want to see to the female
performer? I want to see.
That is so true and it doesn't matter.
If you're on-camera off-camera radio doing radio, you know
what? Not the adult entertainment I've
learned very quickly because like you technically only been
in the adult portion of radio for only about a year.
And a half. And, you know, so getting to
know, you know stars like yourself and others Stars off
and on camera, you know, I definitely see there's the
seriousness and how real it really gets, you know, a lot of
it. I mean, I had a lot of
stereotypes of my own building in my head because I thought
one, of course the The Stereotype that all female porn
stars were jest, drug addicts and alcoholics and girl.
With daddy issues in the male's, they were just guys that were
just willing to just fuck on camera so they can get put see
all the time and prove themselves to be the man but
then the more I got to like, get into this more and you know, was
given the privilege of interviewing adult film stars
like yourself. You know, it's nice to know that
there's, you know, the on-camera portion and then there's the
person behind the camera which is the real person.
And at the end of the day you guys are just like us.
Us. Get up early in the morning and
go do what you got to do. And man, I mean, I even heard
the filming shoots sometimes, go a little bit longer than actual
onset, television and film Productions, which is crazy to
me. But then again, it's two
different jobs you guys have to, you know, I know the guys
definitely have it a little bit harder than the females in the
business and I need you can definitely chime in and let it,
you know, break it down to the men out there that are curious
and Really saying like man maybe I got what it takes, maybe I can
just you know, fuck my girl on camera and then submit it you
know, maybe you can get some insight about that for the guys
that are probably listening out there.
Who frequently tell me I was born.
Like always say, my response is always doing research.
This investigation, do your homework and do some
soul-searching. Because once you do this, you
are exposing yourself to the world.
That's right. You know, I'm glad that you, oh
my God. It's seriously.
If you guys to do, I'd be giving you like the biggest hug,
because I'm glad that you are telling us this, because how
many people out there go out and I can't even imagine no being
in, on camera film star. But when I look at Twitter and
when I look at Facebook and Instagram and I see, like, oh
so-and-so has AIDS, that means you have it to you.
Or, you know, all the porn industry.
All it is is Just An ancestry as fuck pool.
Cool. And these people are just giving
each other diseases left and right, but it's not
You know what I mean? That's a small part of this.
You have to be mentally strong. That's right.
Because you are telling the people, the other were all type
of personalities because of the different cultures, different
people, have different beliefs and different backgrounds.
Just unlucky with their do a lot of different shit.
You haven't. Noticed are something.
You are getting paid to fuck around enunciate that I do a big
personality and you got in a short period of time.
You got to dig deep to find a comment bond with this person,
she's involved with them so you can make a quick chemistry and
hopefully they're interested in carrying through the city to do.
This shit is just what I was saying.
As I walk in a cut and then I'll go talk to her then I get a Vibe
for pay what you like, what are you don't like?
And I see where they go, I'll try to hold the flow so I can
flow with that person. So when it's on level 4, I can
get the reaction that they don't see consultant or a
videographer. Ok.
You know, it there is that politics.
Now we are talking about love versus sex and today on the
show. And so, I'm glad that I get to
open up with, you know, talking to you about, you know, life
behind porn and and life in porn.
So I have to ask you, you know, when it comes to you and your
personal relations outside of camera, have you found dating,
you know, a regular nine-to-five girl harder now because you're
in the porn. Business or has it been a little
bit easier because how comfortable, or seemingly
comfortable? You are around females?
Well, well, the world. A suicide, man.
Whom, I mean, I don't want to dig too deep, you know, I like
to maintain people's privacy and everything.
So, Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, Edna. Well, I like the little in real
recognize real at the end of the day.
That's, you know. Is yours handling.
Okay? You know how this whole
situation with the new situation and said, look this warm at this
and I went through the Slidell with look where you at Exactly.
And for me I'm in as I'm in a space where like I'm at peace
with every day. Yeah, because it's like today.
The day man will let you know when I was raised to each other
in the beginning you make decisions and decisions, make
you I like that but that is some.
That's true. That is the truth.
Nobody, tell you who you are. That's right.
I don't need 100% 110%. I feel you on that.
Yeah it's like and it's like I don't know what I like and what
I don't want It is how I say to your time
where they're not they're not bored you or they just switch
again. So was the victories.
They rigidity. They're going to remove that's
how I look at my you gotta like my like classified as Way.
Beyond what you see. You gotta just have to be smart
like this. Exactly.
That's the truth. That is, I can't even agree with
you any more than what you're saying.
I think you need to write a book or do something with radio,
because a lot. I think a lot of people out
there can learn and relate to your story, male, or female,
it's so real. And I just have to thank you
for, you know, taking time out of your day once again for
joining us. Because I don't know about you
but I know there's some people out there that are definitely
going to listen back to this whether or not, they were
listening to it live or on the podcast, which will be up later,
but it's some real shape and I'm glad that you and I were able to
make that connection tonight. Thank you so much.
And before I close out, where can, you know, fans knew and,
and those who are just been rocking with you since the
beginning, where can they see in touch with you?
You said Javon Jordan 7000. This is perfect.
Okay, I'm following you right now.
Javon. Jordan, perfect.
Yeah, they better not flag you down.
Okay. Is yeah, you too fine to be Flag
down. That's all I got to say to
finest. Nope,
until next time, definitely Jomon.
You are now a citizen. Fives airplane.
You're officially an earbud tonight.
Thank you, Devon. All right, everybody.
Keep it locked. We are just getting started.
We're going to get in touch with some love and sex.
Is it all about making love? Or is it about real down-home
fucking in your relationships? So, don't nobody go know where
we're going to take a quick break?
All right, when we got on that break right now.
Let's see round-robin, everybody.
Keep it locked will be right back.
We just taking a quick sexy bright holla.
Looking on and said - where - don't you?
But I'm a bonfire and got no matter what it costs under Wu's,
up in them drums. If I mean, I like, I like I
could be your friend feeding the baby room and I like it for the
solely, riding, and B, we turned to pick something up on
Instagram, because we fucked up. Music got me trippin way.
Whoo. But love my sex in the club.
Oh man, I miss bigger but I have to say shout out one more time
to Javon Jordan. Everybody go follow him right
now to bond Jordan, triple X. That's right.
Javon joa. I mean j0v.
VA, n Jo r d as in dog. A n, triple X, Devon Jordan,
everybody, if you miss the interview, shame on your asses
because he was definitely the realest of the real.
I mean second to my boy, Jack Napier and dominate my boy
Dominic on there. You guys.
I mean, I've had now three male porn stars, and I have yet to
have a bone to pick. With either one of them, did you
pawn shop some knowledge tonight?
Serious knowledge like Earth. I've never like shapes in
degrees and nods but he like woke the fuck up and he was just
like fruit usually he just gets caught up in the titties in the
ass because that's that's what I do.
Yeah we're definitely going to talk about this new thing that's
been going around. Actually might not be new if you
are Or one of the many, many people that I like to call who
are in the polyamory or in polygamy, if you're a
polyamorous first of all much respect to you and please reach
out to me if you are a polyamorous in the Los Angeles
area, I definitely want to reach out to you and say sapphires are
play wants you. I used to have some friends of
mine up north and congratulations on their baby,
their now pregnant. But I have to say, shout-out to
Pepper, And his lovely woman, they are having an expecting
their first child together and they've been and it's kind of
relationship for almost 10 years in the polyamory world.
So I just reached out to you guys but because of my many
friends in the polyamory or the political polyamorous Community,
I have to say, I was very inspired by this new thing
called compersion. Okay?
And a lot of people who are getting into these open
relationships Think about this and maybe you can after we
talked about this maybe he'll just think twice about being in
an open relationship, or whether or not you're actually ready for
an open relationship. So compersion is what you're
feeling with your partner's happiness, what brings you
happiness, okay. So if your partner sexually
wants to bring another man or woman into the relationship, you
guys are supposed to compromise together in bringing this Union
to happen. Now, whether or not you engage
in the threesomes, or if you guys It apart and do your thing.
Like there's date night with couple one and two and then
couple one and three get together later or two and three
switch together. That's up to you.
That's your discretion. But at the end of the day, the
whole thing is like a compromise.
Thus the word compersion to come together.
Now this is where things, get a little bit tricky.
All right, so we're going to do couple a and couple be.
So couple a is a sex educator and her partner at the time
playing Has to be comfortable with the fact that they are open
relationship. Status is okay.
He accepts the fact that she takes her trip, you know, alone
and goes and hooks up with whoever.
And you know, she makes she spends most of the time on the
trip in the hotel room. Shouldn't even go out for the
confidence that she's supposed to be at, okay?
Okay, she tells her significant other openly, what they do.
But then, you know she ends up getting the bitter Wrath of him
screaming and crying saying why did you do this to us?
So clearly the compromise is broken because the couple cannot
come to a middle ground to fulfill ones happiness.
Okay, how do you feel about that Urban Well.
If you can't agree, you know? Oh and by the way, this is
breaking the trust cycle support in the guy's eyes.
It's breaking a trust cycle because he feels like he can't
trust her though. She openly admitted and openly
told her partner before she went out of town because they're so
open with this open relationship.
He's going out in screwing is she's going out and screwing
somebody, right? So nothing is like left unturned
but yet he says, I can't trust you.
So you know what? If he got trust issues like
that, then he shouldn't ventured out into that open relationship
from the beginning. Exactly, exactly.
And that brings me to my other question.
What people say that they're okay with open relationships?
Why do you lie to yourself? And not only to yourself, but to
your partner, don't you think that's breaking also the truth
cycle? Yes, it is.
Line is good. If you feel like the line is
easy to do. Exactly.
Roll off the tongue just like water.
I mean, I'm not saying I'm a perfect person because I lie and
And I've gotten myself caught up in my own relationship.
And you know I've lied about being okay with certain things.
Like I remember when I first started dating seriously.
I thought that we had established a good connection to
be like hey if you want to test drive this girl to possibly one
day have a threesome I'll be totally okay with it.
Oh, I was not okay with it. I drunk myself to an oblivion
and I actually went out and go and went to go fuck somebody
else. Wow.
And truthfully did not tell my significant other until maybe 23
months when things start to really get heavy and serious.
Wow. You know, so that really almost
Broke a trust well with each other.
Yeah. So we didn't compromise that if
you're in an open relationship and some people are saying, you
know, what is an open relationship.
People don't understand what an open relationship.
Exactly. So let's go to the beginning and
open relationship doesn't mean like, oh we're open, we're out
in the open. We're talking, you know,
one-on-one this is an open relationship because we talk
openly know, an open relationship means that you were
opening up the relationship between you and your partner.
Dinner notice how I'm saying, partner?
Because it can be male, female female to female female male
male trans male. I don't hold any boundaries, so
it's between you and your partner, okay?
And you decide to bring another person into your relationship,
right? Okay.
Sometimes, like I said, it can be you and the outside person or
it can be actually all three of you in a relationship with each
other. That is an open relationship,
right? Or some people like to Define
open relationship as okay. You can go and fuck whoever you
want to fight and that's it. But that's me is not what we
call an open relationship because there is no true
relationship. That's a hall pass.
Yes, Hall Pass. There's a hall pass.
Yay. If you can openly open up your
relationship, that means that you are establishing another
connection with somebody else. That's not saying oh I'm going
to fuck somebody else and I'll be back, we're in a
relationship, I'll be back. Oh my God, I wish I had my thumb
board because seriously that is not what we call open
relationship. It's an open.
Fuck ship. Okay when you start fucking
somebody else, that's an open, fuck shit.
Okay, so that conversion, like I said, bring it back.
Compersion is when you compromise your open
relationship, you're open relationship to open yourself to
establish another relationship with in your relationship.
And that brings me to today's topic.
Like I said, love versus sex is love and sex.
The same thing in your committed relationship.
If you agree with me on any of the theories that I brought
about, or if you want to say, you know what, Sapphire, you're
fucking wrong. There is no such thing as just
having love and sex in a relationship.
They're both the same. I want you to call me six, six
one three, one, two, eight, five, eight, zero.
Once again, I promise. I asked the phone.
Yes, Earth will stay on the phone.
He ain't, you know, his hair in his beard is not that covered in
more where he can't pick up the phone and can't see shit.
Okay. I've knows what the fuck he's
doing now but I'm not a side question right now.
Is there a difference between love and sex in the relationship
and if there isn't and you want to call me a fucking liar, then
you know what? I'll quit the show.
We can end the show early well in the show early because
seriously 66 1312 8580, I want to know is there difference
between love and sex in a relationship and I think we
actually have our first caller. Yes, we do.
What's up, caller? Who is this?
This is Stacy. Hi CeCe.
Welcome to the show. Baby long time.
No talk even though I'm lying. I'm calling.
Yeah, I know. Hi, how you doing, Stacey.
I think you've been calling into Vivid Radio a lot, haven't you?
Yeah, I got a chest called before.
Yeah, that's me answering the phones.
When you call Stacy, honey, I'm the producer over there.
So a lot of the shows that you call in baby IP, I'm the one
answering the phone, your nasty man.
No just kidding. I got love for you.
Congratulations baby. It's okay it's okay don't worry
so do you agree? Is there a difference between
love and Sex in relationships or they both the fucking same
thing. I think I would say.
I mean I said difference because I think Stony such that have to
do with love. I knew that I fought, you can
love someone truly know you having to think of O'Malley has
sex with so bad, right? I mean right, I agree with ya.
Okay. So you agree that there is no
there is a difference between love and sex.
So you think do you think that love is more of a connection?
And sex is just the attraction or do you think that there's a
little bit of a fine line? I mean, I think gives you that
mental attraction to that physical attraction.
And do you think that physical attraction can turn into mental
attraction? It depends if they like what
what the make like, what they're looking for in their mate.
Okay. What about you?
Are you single or you seeing somebody right now?
I'm single, you're single. So when you're going have you
are you like on that tip for you just like you know what I'm just
starting to fuck. I'm just trying to fuck, I'm not
trying to establish connections or you trying to establish
connections within your sex life right now is looking more like,
you know, just the sex part. No.
I know Kroy has like really You shouldn't no grass.
It's just my heart yet to the point where, well, I really want
to know her. How would it be?
How would a girl have to touch your soul to be like I can
follow them up with her? She let me set the open.
This is very open-minded. And you know, so yes, She's
focus on she's well, focus on, you know what she's doing now
and helping her future. It's got like a backpack.
He's like, you know, Let it go, right?
Okay. So I can agree with you on that.
So, would you say you take a girl out you fucker?
Maybe you guys had a temporary, you know, agreement with each
other. You know, maybe you felt a
physical attraction and also a mental attraction, but because
you slept with her, do you think you're just, you can't make that
establishment and just let her go or do you try to pursue
something? We can work something out.
Yeah, well, I have to say, you know, say CB4 being my first
collar, I'm feeling a little grateful and gracious tonight,
and I know you follow me on Twitter.
So what I want you to do is to DM me and say, hey Sapphire, I
want my Surprise album of the ninth.
I'm not going to tell you what album it is, but I can tell you.
It hasn't hit stores yet, empty. MC Hammer, Hammer Sapphire does
not give out. On his scale, but a little bit
more conscious, and sexy, and smooth and street.
At the same time, I know it is. You killing me here.
Damn. Just when I thought it was good
to have her back now, I think it back.
But you know what the reason why I was grilling you know safety
not because he was the first dick on air tonight at guest on
you know out of my ear buds. Right Vine and you know herbs
you don't count you. You stay here because you got to
work here, right? I had to ask because there are a
lot of guys out there and especially since I've been
working at Vivid Radio I had to say so.
You motherfuckers are just nasty, nasty.
Okay. And this is why I am lesbian.
No, I'm just kidding. Oh wow.
Wow, but at, wow, you guys are so fun.
Any you call into Vivid Radio and you want phone sex?
But then the minute that a girl hollers at you on Twitter or
whatever it. Oh, don't ever call me again
because I don't like phone sex. Well bullshit because you just
called Vivid Radio to get your your your rocks off.
Wow. Don't fucking say that.
Don't fucking say that or say like I want to make a real
connection with the girl but you called Vivid Radio to get your
rocks off and make know. Nexen whatsoever.
Not like I'm judging my job though because I love my job to
death, but there is a difference between love and sex people,
there is a big difference between love and sex.
There's making love, and then there's having sex.
Sure, I like to have sex in my relationship.
Sometimes I just want to get, but fucking nasty and I don't
want to make love, but it's different, because at the end of
the day, I still love my significant.
Other love it at, love her to death, but it's not to say that.
Sometimes we have openly talked about Out wanting to bring
somebody else into the bedroom. Not from a male perspective
though. That's the only thing that's
where our conversion is kind of broken because if I was to bring
another man into the bedroom, our relationship would be
destroyed so I have no shot. No.
Okay. But if you're like a brother to
so that's a definite no shot. Yeah, that'd be like some Angel
hardship. Oh no!
No! I have to bring it to class.
Okay. I'm just saying it would be like
some Game of Thrones bullshit. That's what it would be.
Okay? Speaking of, I'm just saying,
you guys don't know what Game of Thrones is.
It's basically just incest Reyes porn with dragons with dragon.
Wait, wait, wait. There's more.
There's more and then we also have a man.
Supposed to say, the gender. Many ways, a man sends his wife,
a spreadsheet of all, of her, all of her excuses of why not to
have snack. And then last there's somebody
stealing panties from a mall. So I feel drunk
Basketball shorts. Just like, you know, guess I've
got guys, don't mind when it when they do.
You got my sorts Sapphire and you my shorts for practice.
I'm like, bitch you on the basketball team?
Like don't you have like 50 Pitbull.
Those are my lucky shorts. Okay, as you get it back.
No, I still have somebody's basketball shorts.
Hey, that's like giving your girl you're letting me so she
walk around. Oh my God.
Some weed to get some alcohol to buy some motherfucking books.
Okay, I have a book voucher. I'm sorry, I would pull when I
had a book voucher to go to the cafe because the food Shit.
If you want to go out to lunch with your girls.
Yeah, I knew that struggle but I made a hustle over the cavity.
Give me a grilled cheese sandwich.
Oh man I could even ask for girls.
They gave me Grill. Diarrhea.
Y'all should just call it. Okay, not saying that diarrhea
sexy. But let's get on to the craze
sex and confused. So you said talk about the man
stealing panties? Yes yes yes, yes.
Well this happened in a Us to Georgia and authorities are
apparently investigating the theft of 200 pairs of panties.
Somebody stole a lot of girls. Some good girl.
Literally walk out and none of those.
What kind of panties were there? Because if they were the ones
they all in one day, this is all in one.
Hundred dollars. No sorry. 1,900 dollars.
Wow. You stole almost $2000 a job as
a lot of draw. A lot of panties, how the fuck?
And I was going to California. No, it was in the judge already
down at the swap. Meet them draw.
How you get 200, drawers to? Yeah.
Walk around. Yeah.
What size are your wife where I
would like? Actually these are for me and
they leave me alone. Big old.
Like my dad says, 200 pairs of but flaws, but they all had to
be g-strings. They could be, they could be no,
granny panties. They could be.
No, we don't know if it was the pink line, if it was the
intimate line, right? The regular granny panty line,
you better throw in some damn bras nineteen thousand one
thousand, nine hundred dollars, Actually, it's not that bad
because this is some really ghetto shit.
They were five women who walked into a store.
I forgot it was back east or if it was down in LA and stole
three thousand dollars worth of week.
Oh yeah thats everywhere. That's epidemic these girls ran.
Right. Right.
Look like rodents on Black Friday.
Wow. Just like, you know, you eat.
Living in bad times. When when we got ghosts in here,
put that shit on Instagram. Sorry.
Sorry you could have gotten away with it but you know, Jalisa
done stole the hair and post it on her and her Instagram.
And actually I want to say one of the girls.
Last names was whodunit what it was something like that.
I need to pull it out. I want to say that was her last
name. Oh my God, I'm still true.
Here's another one. You got a lot of girlfriends.
Take. All them drugs.
This is a bold ass man and I hope the wife cut his dick off
now. She and enjoy all of drawls, she
got drawers to every day of every literally I'm talking
about this one, okay? Presumably thought it would be a
good idea to do a spreadsheet of how many times he felt rejected
by his wife. And thought it was okay, to put
it into a spreadsheet. He had formulas and everything.
Yeah. And he has says sex and then it
says excuse. Okay.
So first of all, so you got a copy of the spreadsheet.
Oh I do. Oh my God, initiated sex with
his wife. Six weeks in the column, A he
recorded from July 3rd to July 16.
So this just came out yesterday on reddit.com, okay?
You guys can go to reddit.com and find it and like I said it
says yes or no to the sex and see it says you know what was
the excuse? So someone claiming to be wife
took the spreadsheet to read it and under the new username
throwaway 29. It was my husband sent me an
immature inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a
10-day trip. Now, he has cut his contact.
Yes, cut contact. I hope to God that she cuts his
penis. So yesterday, morning while they
were in the taxi, the husband sends the message to the wife's
work, email, where she opens this up and He just says, I have
a special note for you. Here's the spreadsheet.
So, she says, so some people started with her, you know,
saying that it was wrong. And they said, if someone had
constructed a spreadsheet of reasons why I wouldn't have sex
with them, it would make me instantly want to pounce on
their cock and worship them like the God of Sex.
Like, they clearly are no way. It would make me feel nauseous
and like I didn't want them anywhere near me, that's beyond
pathetic. Now, she can technically bylaw.
Use this in court to get a divorce, really?
She really can, but here's some of the excuses.
I'm watching the show. I feel, sweaty and gross.
I need to shower. I'm exhausted.
I'm still a bit tender from yesterday.
I'm trying to watch the movie. I'm too drunk and I ate too
much. I don't have time to get
showered and ready for dinner. I just came back from the gym.
I feel gross, I have to be up early.
You're too drunk. I feel gross, you're too gross.
I might be getting sick. I still don't feel 100%.
I need to shower until gross. I'm sorry.
So, those expenses that she gave is probably what he is.
Given, what the hell is he doing a feeling gross?
All its job. I'm not trying to say I'm siding
with one of the other because I be damned if my partner says.
Oh, you're going to send out a spreadsheet of all the times you
said, no to me. I'm all the times.
You said, yes, to me now I'll be damned if there was a
spreadsheet about that you better send me a spreadsheet of
every motherfucker I ever slept with and the rating, like some
other people do that, I know of before you send me a time where
I rejected sex from your eyes. But I want to see, he's excuse.
She from her gaze. I guarantee you.
It's a cheating spreadsheet. A cheating spreadsheet because
she might be, she might be actually cheating on him too,
who knows? But she's giving the same
excuses that men give I feel gross.
I just came back from work out. What a dick work out.
His yeah, smells like sweaty balls in hairy, pussy and
vagina. What is she at?
What was, what if she was getting some dick?
She's always drunk and Grove. Blah, blah, blah.
First of all, she looks like an actress but she's not.
Well, this is an Ocala Florida. This is where my nana lives.
No, no. Okay.
Okay, palette is usually old sleepy Town people but the way
this woman look crystal meth is a mother.
Oh yes. Oh yes.
So they're staying in Ocala Florida.
A woman was arrested in the middle of a roadway where cops
found her doing yoga playing poses in her panties.
That it makes sense. That's why to do stole the 200
drawls. So she could do yoga to move the
street. We could give me a drum.
So coating pills Gale and a crack pipe.
Wait she wait codeine codeine and you were smoking crack.
She's smoking crack pop. It like it is.
Some bullshit. Florida, get your shit together.
They email people. Faces down there.
What the hell they doing? Really, that's that's that's
fine. They opened up a week.
So I'm sorry. Y'all motherfuckers watch the
weed's too much because Nancy Botwin got away with it.
All seven seasons doesn't mean more acid.
It was a TV show. People TV show.
First of all, the number one city for singles.
Surprisingly. It's a Cisco really?
Oh yes. Now I say this, I stayed single
in the Bay area but I would not say that it's the most single
area because everybody's in the gray area.
They don't know if they're taking divorced on a pause.
I'm sorry. Are you on a CD skin on the
pause? How Is this pause, oh, no.
A few days. What the fuck?
What happened to taking? A break?
Take a break. That's nude.
Pause. I never heard that hot.
It's one of the positive relationship.
New York is the surprising another state or city that has
singles in Washington. D.c.
AKA decock. Yes.
I called DC to cop the cock. Another one Boston
Massachusetts, Boston Laughing Now, Seattle Washington.
I can agree because it was just depressing it rains.
I know it's always cloudy and shit.
Exactly. But you know what?
That means that people need to go have sex in the rain more.
That's a doobie to damn sad that we do have to have sex in the
rain. No masturbating in the rain.
Okay, apparently got some single people up in there.
All right, Minneapolis A little random.
I do have to say Portland another another city.
First of all, I almost went to Portland State and I'm glad I
did it because there was just no hope for me.
There was no hope. I probably would have been dead.
Undergrad at 25. I was not going to trust weed
from the so-called 18 year old. Who looks like he can be my
father. No, no, no, thank you, Jersey,
Jersey City, Jersey City joisey, and then she sat down Say that
they compared Coachella with the Pitchfork festival and I found I
beg to differ, okay. Actually, the Pitchfork Festival
has more music lovers than actual Coachella.
Okay. You might see my ass in
Coachella, next year. I don't know.
I can't come to grips with that. I don't want to deal with
motherfuckers. I don't know half of the bands
in DJ's there. I really can't.
But apparently, if you want to get laid,
Chocolate City. Go to the yacht or go to Frisco
and me fall in love. In Frisco.
Sumi, we are people in Frisco. Hello.
Well I was a bipartisan too many God's people God's people in San
Francisco. What the fuck I was watching
that show the Audi's. The what does that is that The
Oddities they say, weird shit is a little weird.
The ER, yeah. Okay.
I saw an interesting one today before we close out the show
interesting episode tonight, or this is from three weeks ago, a
couple wanted to get adventurous with fruit.
So the white or the girlfriend, they had a long-distance
relationship so we said hey baby, what you doing?
She's like nothing I'ma come over.
Okay. Okay.
Baby. Remember how you said you wanted
to be a human fruit bowl? Yes, baby.
Well, I'm surprised you with that.
Okay, baby, I'm afraid to ask. Where is this going?
The fruit went all over her body.
Okay. All over the body now inside the
body. Not so the fruit is on the body,
right? Right.
They fuck real hard and then she
says I'm burning. I'm itching down there and it's
Read throughout our whole face whole body, her titties and
everything, but titties would cover up and coconuts.
And then everything else is like, boom.
Then she said, her vagina was swollen to the point where she
can even close your damn legs. She was allergic to what she was
allergic to fucking Chile's has that use warming one of those
warming Lubes, which Believe It or Not, people have the same
ingredients that show these are made from right there.
Low degree. But if you're allergic to
Chili's, don't use a warming liquid.
Right. Right.
So they use the warm liquid as blue band there.
Any use chili then it has enhanced.
Oh no, the chili on extract with inside, okay?
It's one of the ingredients at first.
I thought it was like a spider bite or something.
That crawled a bigger crew. Chief make it swollen.
No, it was the warm liquid that made it.
Oh yes. Oh yes.
That was the most interesting. Eating one out of that has a
whole bunch of integers here. Take ho Benadryl steroids that's
to say. You know what, we had a great
show tonight. You had a great show tonight.
We're ending it a little bit early because I'm a little
sleepy bigger about to fall the fuck asleep, I'm chilling.
Hey Shelly, my doctor said, Relax, lion, lion, Admitted
radio, from 12, till like, 7:00 p.m.
Pacific Standard time. I'll be taking some calls, I'll
be producing my ass off. And, of course, you just find me
here every Monday. That's right, everybody.
And that is a shout-out to my boys, Anthony Brooklyn,
Boulevard. Jay Brown and all the other
people. Whoop, whoop.
Jay Browning calm down. Why did I think that?
Okay, so there were some questions.
He said, because I made the statement about my girl, Finn
and I am not bringing a man into the relationship, why it would
destroy my relationship with one of my girlfriends are full
lesbian. So therefore you cannot bring
dick into a lesbian relationship.
That's just a No-No, that's the ultimate betrayal.
I was flat-out, told if I were to fuck, somebody AK a man, I
would be fucked. That's it and not fucked in the
sense that I want to be fucked, but foot literally in my
relationship. That's ultimately where the
trail. And that's why.
So, just be mindful of your partner, if you can open up your
relationship, make sure that you first establish, the
relationship and Trust within yourself.
And then you can open up your relationship with another person
and establish another relationship, but she got to
break between the two. Are you making love?
Are you having sex or you doing both equally?
And without everybody, I have to say good night.
Shout out to my boy Javon Jordan, XXX, check them out.
Check all his work out and I see say thank you to all my sexy
earbuds from across the board. Shout out to all my sexy
motherfuckers out there who are doing the damn thing.
And remember, if you want to keep in touch with me, find me
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want to know about you, if you just a swinger that can't swing
it, I want to Hear about you because next week everybody
we're going to take sex back to the outdoors.
You heard me right? I got to talk to you guys about
public sex 101 for the summertime.
We're talking about car sex versus on the beach and much
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