1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,800 Warning, the following program is not for the weak-hearted 2 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:07,600 those who are close minded. One General, you're scared to 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,400 learn what's behind closed. Doors here at sapphires are 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,400 play. I want you to pour the wine. 5 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:15,900 Grab somebody that you want to hold onto or better yet. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,500 Get the vibration stimulated through your body. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:23,800 Get ready for one, hell of an eargasm in five, four, three, 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,500 two, one, what is up? All you sexy motherfuckers out 9 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,200 there mon laying Welcome, welcome. 10 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:35,800 Welcome to my Galactic room. Yes, I'm live on the moon after 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,200 and it's so good to see each and every one of you earthlings. 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:44,500 But let's go down the galactic whole of May, the fourth come 13 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:47,400 with you. So, I'm flipping through this 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,300 thing called Wookie erotica. Yes, it is a magazine solely 15 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:56,000 dedicated to the perverted in. Oh, so nasty of the Galaxy. 16 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:59,000 And if you would like your copy while, I just actually checked 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,800 it out for you guys. And unfortunately it is sold out 18 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:08,400 until further notice so I will drop the link for you guys to 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,300 put it in later but this is where I am getting the direct 20 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,900 source from oh my God mistress K. 21 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:18,800 I wish I actually gave you the links in advance so that way you 22 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,100 could drop it in the chat but I'm going to do it right now. 23 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,500 So bear with me guys. Alright so those are all the 24 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:28,900 links, all the links to get the wiki erotica episode from the 25 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,200 past. From 2015, of course, my link 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,900 tree where to find me and of course, the Earth Empire strips 27 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:38,900 back, which is the Star Wars themed burlesque show that I 28 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:41,800 sadly missed out on but I definitely had to get the wiki 29 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:46,400 erotica, which is basically the Star Wars Playboy and 0 is 30 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,000 delicious, y'all. So I think we're gonna go with 31 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:53,800 the first, which is a deer wookie. 32 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,800 They're asking for some advice, some sex advice, of course from 33 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,900 the Galactic Empire. So here we go. 34 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,600 Dear Wookie. Hey guys, love the magazine. 35 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,199 I'm stationed in a quite remote system and I love getting my 36 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:12,600 subscription. It keeps me sane. 37 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,700 Now I'm not bragging. Now I'm not embarrassing Man by 38 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,400 any means but I thought I would share this as you guys would 39 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,900 appreciate it. I really only have been with 40 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:23,900 human women. I'm not racist or anything but 41 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,900 due to where I was raised in the nature of work. 42 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,400 I just don't get to meet a lot of other people out there in the 43 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,200 world. Well, at least on that level. 44 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,200 But my last Venture into a city I was at a bar minding my 45 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:44,100 business and then walk to Green The skin Twilight Came Upon me a 46 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:48,000 true stunner like the type of girl I see in your pages At 47 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,300 first she was a first. She had me confused for someone 48 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,700 else. I said can I help you? 49 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,700 She replied, I don't know. Can you? 50 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,900 I was shell-shocked. I don't know how to talk to 51 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,900 girls like that. Well, I was fumbling over my 52 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,200 words. She took control of the 53 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,700 situation. She grabs me by the hand and 54 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:10,500 drags me out of the bar. She tells me where to take To 55 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,400 take away with staying. Usually, I don't pay for this 56 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,400 thought kind of thing, but something about those two tail 57 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,800 tentacle things. Twilight's have just drives me 58 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,500 wild. Next thing, you know, we were in 59 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,600 my room and we were going for it. 60 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,300 This broad knew what she was doing, even though I was having 61 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:32,200 the time of my life somewhere in the back of my head, I was 62 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,300 thinking how much is this going to cost me? 63 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,400 You know, these girls are the best companions in the whole 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,900 known. Her universe but I pushed it out 65 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,800 of my head time. Just stood still anyway. 66 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,400 I woke up the next morning and she was gone. 67 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,200 Didn't take any credits or anything. 68 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,000 It was almost like a dream and if it weren't for the smell, she 69 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,300 left a sweet smell. I wouldn't have believed it. 70 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:02,100 It actually happened like I said, I'm no Bragging man. 71 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,800 I come from a simple place. I work and sleep. 72 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,500 That's about it. But this Dame whoever she is was 73 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,500 made me feel. Feel like an emperor for one 74 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,800 night, so I don't know if she will read this, but thank you, 75 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,200 whoever you are, and that was signed the one night. 76 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,700 Emperor off. Hope, you guys. 77 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:24,800 Liked that little introduction. That's right. 78 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,800 Once you go Twilight Q. Never never go back. 79 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:35,300 All right, so while we're at it, I got to ask the monsters. 80 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,800 Who is the sexiest in the galactic? 81 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:43,600 Is it a Sokka Leia? Maybe you're into, you know, the 82 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,700 first thing may be a little chewy action, a little Luke with 83 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:51,000 his daddy issues. Drop it in the chat. 84 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,200 I want to see what turns you on from Star Wars. 85 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,200 Ears. Shall I go on? 86 00:04:55,300 --> 00:05:03,800 I think I shall anybody into robotics X because if you are, I 87 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,800 have seven reasons why you should not fall in love with 88 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,400 your Droid. Y'all with me on this 7 reasons 89 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,400 why not to fall in love and maybe fall in love with your 90 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,900 Droid and the way things are going now, here on Earth. 91 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,900 We all know that the AI is our taken over our sex lives, one by 92 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:25,000 one. So here we go. 93 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,500 This is rule. Number one, why not to fall in 94 00:05:27,508 --> 00:05:31,900 love with your Droid, The Forbidden autocorrect whenever 95 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,300 you make a mistake, your Droid will correct you. 96 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,200 No one likes hearing, they're doing a bad job and it can be 97 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,000 especially awkward during an intimate moment. 98 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:45,500 Who's with me all night? You trying to go deep inside her 99 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:49,600 glac death cave, where you trying to ride his nice, massive 100 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:54,200 shaft on that star, Cruiser you like and laws and he's like uh 101 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,700 not like that. Not like that. 102 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,500 So autocorrect, nah we're not doing it with the droids to for 103 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,800 all my squirters out there be aware because if you're having 104 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:10,900 sex with a Droid you face the risk of being electrocuted, yes, 105 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,300 depending upon the strength of your droids. 106 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,800 Power cells. Coupled with the rare chance, 107 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,200 your Droid may have some faulty wiring in need of repair. 108 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,300 You could be in for a shock. This could lead to some slight 109 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,000 Edge cheeks, electrocution, if you are too close. 110 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:31,300 Oh, ain't that the truth? Anybody been shocked by a sex 111 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:35,800 toy, by the way. Let's just put it out there 112 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,600 because Ashley can be crazy. Shout-out to dr. 113 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,000 Tiffany she says to be there, some might enjoy some Electro 114 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,500 play. I know I do, I definitely enjoy 115 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,700 some electric play but a full-blown Droid 116 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,900 short-circuiting on the pussy. I don't know if that would be 117 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,600 like pleasurable. How I don't know. 118 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:02,100 Here's another reason. Spooning what Okay, okay, I 119 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:05,100 guess I can see this, I guess I can see this after some strong 120 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:08,400 passionate lovemaking, simple spooning, could be complicated 121 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:12,200 finding a comfortable position. Can be an endless Mission, and 122 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:16,500 when you might want those soft warmth of Flesh, you'll always 123 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:21,500 be disappointed in left to settle for cold hard, metal. 124 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,600 Venus is like, nah. Y'all got it. 125 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,600 I went too far with Electro. Oh, please do tell share, share 126 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,500 with the monsters. Please share with the mon stirs. 127 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,400 All right, here is Rule Number Four, the language of love. 128 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,800 I love, you can be easily programmed into the Droid speech 129 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,100 patterns, if you're into that kind of thing though it will 130 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:56,800 always be a hollow promise they will never mean it. oh, We've 131 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,600 all been there at least once. Oh, I gotta guess. 132 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:09,000 My boo, my boo, welcome, welcome aboard. 133 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,300 Welcome aboard, my star Cruiser, my love. 134 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,300 You wanted to chime in on this Wiki love, and didn't you on the 135 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,800 droids? I was gonna call a little bit of 136 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:25,400 bullshit, just on the idea that they could mean love. 137 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:31,600 Because C-3PO in one of the Last one were for they're going to 138 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:35,900 wipe his memory. He says, I will miss you all my 139 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,799 friends. So, you know, if he's going to 140 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:41,900 be getting some dick, he's gonna be like, full-on and love. 141 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:46,200 If that is true, that is true. Well, you know, sometimes 142 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,700 there's just a faulty. Not all droids are built the 143 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,600 same just like everybody in the bedroom. 144 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,400 Well, as we continue on and welcome to the newbies in the 145 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,900 room, we're continuing on. Why not to fall in love with 146 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,600 your Droid and there are Um, reasons why to fall in love with 147 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,500 their Droid. But I'm glad that we're back 148 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,600 because again, I thought we were falling through a fucking dark 149 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,100 hole. All right, number five. 150 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:12,700 Now, this, this is kind of similar to what's been going on 151 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:18,100 in politics, but a legal Union in most systems, it is illegal 152 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:21,100 to have a relationship with a Droid with some taking it too 153 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,900 far. You can be executed, if you're 154 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:27,300 God, come on, Galactic, the Empire doesn't want you to get 155 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,300 your bang on. I say fuck it. 156 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:35,000 Fuck the system, right? Fuck the patriarchy number six 157 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,900 consistency. A robot will function the same 158 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:41,000 way every day. While consistency might be great 159 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,400 in the beginning as time goes on and the droids Behavior, doesn't 160 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,500 very chances are you will bore very easily. 161 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,200 We've all been there. We've had, you know, our fair 162 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,600 share of possible, boring-ass lovers, you know, throw up some 163 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,600 hearts if you've dealt with a boring lover and sometimes you 164 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,600 just have to kick him to the boat in this A point. 165 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,900 You might have to kick him to the sandstorms, you know, let 166 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:06,300 him let him get handled by the sandworms because we don't got 167 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,000 time for that. We don't got time for that. 168 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,700 But if I was building a Droid that Droid is going to give me 169 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,200 all the random settings, I'm going to make them the most 170 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,300 randomest lover so that I can never see them coming. 171 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,900 Okay. That was a dad joke. 172 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,000 I'm sorry. That was probably very bad. 173 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 That was just purely poorly planned out. 174 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,100 I know in numbers. Here's number seven. 175 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,800 This is reasons why not to fall in love with your Droid memory. 176 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,700 You could spend a great deal of time customizing, your Droid 177 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,900 settings. So we route, it runs to your 178 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:40,100 liking though, you run the risk of it. 179 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:43,800 All your settings, getting wiped with a power surge failure or 180 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:48,100 disk failure. I personally hate it when I lose 181 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,400 my shit. It like we experienced earlier 182 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,600 some technical difficulties. Nothing is worse when you can't 183 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,000 get that moment back. So there we go. 184 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,100 There you have it. Now, let's get to the sexiness 185 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,500 of why you should fall in love with your fucking joyed. 186 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:06,600 All right, one know. In-laws drives on have in-laws. 187 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,800 They got makers, but they let in-laws, you'll never have to 188 00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:13,000 spend time visiting other systems on holidays, trying to 189 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,400 impress, the extended family. Who can you? 190 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,700 We can all relate to that. We can all relate to the dreaded 191 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,200 or even you know the most exciting times of meeting your 192 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,600 partner's in-laws and maybe it goes well sometimes it doesn't. 193 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,300 Maybe you like only one of the in-laws and then you got to deal 194 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,700 with them for the rest of your life. 195 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,800 We've all been there. It's not fun. 196 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:38,100 Number two endurance, who who doesn't love endurance in the 197 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:42,400 bedroom? With an ample power, coupling a 198 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,800 Droid will never get tired. Just some slight repairs and 199 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,000 upgrade every now and then who doesn't like a little upgrade in 200 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,700 the bedroom, you do with your toys and hey just make sure the 201 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:58,300 batteries are plugged in. Three now, I don't know. 202 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,800 I don't know. I'm going to have to actually 203 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,700 pull the mistress K, and I might have to say, I'm calling 204 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:07,900 bullshit on this disease free with the galactic and with the 205 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,600 Galaxy as vast as it is, it gets hard to keep track of all those 206 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,600 diseases in the different systems. 207 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,300 Droids make that problem non-existent though. 208 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,600 Do make sure its antivirus software is up to date. 209 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:28,400 Okay, they got me on that one. Number four language of love 210 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,800 program, your joy to say, I love you, if you're into that kind of 211 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:35,600 thing and they can repeat it whenever that La, they can 212 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,100 repeat it whenever they sense your insecurities. 213 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,400 So, there you go, mr. Skye. 214 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:45,400 They can say, I love you. Five cleanliness. 215 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,400 We all know in a moment of passion, sometimes creates an 216 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,400 unwanted mess to deal with later. 217 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,300 Droids can clean up after you finished. 218 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,700 I keep saying that I do want, just the sex slave a service 219 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,500 sub. If you will, to do the cleanup 220 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,500 for me because nothing is worse than cleaning up your own sheets 221 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,600 after, you know, being in the wet spot, not to mention sex is 222 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,600 messy, the jizz everywhere, all that, come on now. 223 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,500 What's a dry going to lose a couple? 224 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,500 MB, I could deal with that and they'll clean up for me. 225 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,300 Hell yes bring that Joy love and ass over here. 226 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,600 Number six Forever, Young the Droid with proper care should be 227 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,300 able to perform and look the same as the day. 228 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,900 You bought it even after many cycles. 229 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:35,000 Oh, don't we? Wish I wish my sex quiz sex toys 230 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,300 would be like that. But even then we do have to 231 00:13:37,308 --> 00:13:42,100 throw in part was some sex toys, but maybe not a Droid and number 232 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,400 seven protocol. A decent protocol Droid can woo. 233 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,300 You in over six million languages get seduced by a 234 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:52,300 different dialect every night. Hell yes, hell yes. 235 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,300 The sexual dialect please give me all that Droid. 236 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,100 Loving. All right let's take a look at 237 00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:01,100 the job of this belief that this service called of of course 238 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:01,800 sighs. Yes. 239 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,700 Cleaning is my place honey. Yes you can slurpy cook says I 240 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:11,200 want the MB and Miss just gay of course said and protocol Droid 241 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,200 will know how to keep a sex party tidy. 242 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,100 That Damn. Whoo. 243 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,700 Oh, that is like my biggest fear of throwing a sex party. 244 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,500 I know that I'm going to have to hire a damn good cleaning 245 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,300 service because I don't want to clean up the mess and let's face 246 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:31,400 it after sex party. Smells it, it's not so sexy. 247 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:36,500 You got a mixture of but this see maybe some squirt juice A 248 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:40,000 little bit of sweat, a whole lot of sweat actually because you 249 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,000 can get musty as hell. It doesn't matter how air 250 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,400 condition that room is the smell of sex can linger. 251 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,500 So if I get a good Droid that maybe like I get a Droid that's 252 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,500 a smell. Good Droid, almost like an 253 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:54,200 instance carrying Droid to make. It just smells a lot better. 254 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:58,000 Oh that would make it so much better. it just makes me think 255 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,200 of that, episode of Family Guy, where the guy says, It smells 256 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:09,100 like Astroglide in here. Oh God, the dreaded smell of 257 00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:12,300 Astroglide, let alone. Some condoms. 258 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,300 Can you, you would think that in the 20, what are we in the 22nd 259 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,700 century? Are we at? 260 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,900 I think so. Oh my God. 261 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:24,700 Young, Cub Jason said. Execute Order 6900. 262 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:30,600 Jason, I knew you were a man after my heart with Star Wars, I 263 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,700 love it. Mr. K as I have you on stage, 264 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,700 what turns you on about Star Wars? 265 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:48,600 What the fuck doesn't he? Forced choking, yes. 266 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,700 Look, he's tearing arms off. Yeah. 267 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,900 Get a little Primal play and I'm solo. 268 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:01,900 Yes, Mando. Uh, can we talk about the 269 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,900 throuple that needs to happen between the armor? 270 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:08,700 Boca tan? And man, do, yes. 271 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,300 Like I am here for that. I would love to see I'm here 272 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:16,900 from and obeying the submissive Boca tan being the switch and 273 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,600 the armor being the fucking dominant of both of them. 274 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,900 You know, I'm with it, I'm with it. 275 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,800 In fact, you know what, if I had them right in front of me right 276 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:33,200 now, I would say to them, I may not be able to feel the force 277 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:42,100 but I wish I could feel you. You're touching me in all the 278 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:46,800 wrong places. I'm just saying, you know, a 279 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,000 little Star Wars pick-up line didn't hurt nobody. 280 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,700 I heard nobody come on now or you could just go up to that you 281 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:58,800 know, sexy Droid and say I feel a great disturbance in my pants. 282 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,500 Okay? You have to do it with a wink. 283 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:12,000 A smile and a fucking laugh. Oh, you have to weed maybe 284 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,400 something like this. Help you? 285 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:21,900 One feel a great disturbance in my pants. 286 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,400 I might have to use that voice more often, huh? 287 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:35,300 It's got ya. Oh man, let me go. 288 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,000 Should I continue with some of these Star Wars? 289 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Pickup lines. Here we go. 290 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:45,900 I got one for you. Oh my God, I don't shoot first. 291 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,600 Baby, we don't need no Halo deck. 292 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,600 That was Hollow deck by the way. Not Hollow dick. 293 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:03,600 Oh God. It's or hella Halo dick. 294 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,200 Oh man. So I think we need to have a 295 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:16,200 conversation about sex. Machines are really are droids. 296 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:20,600 Oh, when they're just droids without a personality 1000%, a 297 00:18:20,608 --> 00:18:24,700 couple years ago, there was a big story about how I think it 298 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:30,200 was at CES which is a very big electronic Compass conference. 299 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,800 That's usually held around the same time as avn's they had the 300 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,500 sex robots. And when I first heard about sex 301 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,200 robots, I was like, oh fuck yeah. 302 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,000 It's going to be like you know those what were they called? 303 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,100 The oh my God. Fuck from Austin Powers. 304 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,100 The robot sexbots, the sexbots. Okay, so I was expecting like 305 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:57,000 that, right? Just type in stripper. 306 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,800 Robot y'all. There's nothing sexy about it 307 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,900 but it gyrate just like a stripper. 308 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,100 But can you imagine just like going to a strip club you know 309 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,500 five ten years down the line and you're just throwing dollar 310 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:17,100 bills out of soulless like bodiless if you will robot just 311 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:20,200 get your rocks off. This is the future that we're at 312 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,400 now. I mean if a eyes are taking over 313 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:29,000 with everything, it's only going to be it's only going to be a 314 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,600 couple more years until we start seeing sex robots in the strip 315 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,200 club. But I hope they get some like 316 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,500 you know realistic skin like the sex dolls. 317 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,300 I would only hope for that though. 318 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,500 They do have some sex dolls that they're making that will have 319 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,700 like real responses and we'll get wet. 320 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,500 It will like gyrate hold on and give you a death grip on your 321 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,000 dick. I don't know if I want that, 322 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,700 though. I'd be scared. if a robot that 323 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:59,500 desperate to the dick, have you seen the mouth that can do long 324 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,800 distance kissing? Yes, I kind of want it. 325 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:09,900 I kind of want it, so you can have that on one end and then 326 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,100 have a fuck machine on the other machine. 327 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,400 Other end and then you can have like you could just build your 328 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,100 own perfect Droid that you can remote control. 329 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:26,300 I think that would be amazing. Uh-huh, I think every phone in 330 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,400 the next 10 years. These two have that built in one 331 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,500 way or another. I mean, let's face it. 332 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,200 It just reminds me of Friday, the 3rd, no Nightmare on Elm 333 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,700 Street. We're like, oh, nobody's tongue 334 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,500 comes to the phone. Can I just say I low-key 335 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,500 masturbate to that scene every now and then I'm Cole. 336 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,000 I know you do, but it's not horny for horror. 337 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,500 This is after all. Wookie erotica. 338 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,100 I do yeah. Another one of those Wiki 339 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:57,300 erotica little help guides and I think you guys will get a kick 340 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,200 out of this one. Y'all ready? 341 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,200 Throw up some hearts of you still with me. 342 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:06,400 Y'all fill in this and shout out to Demi. 343 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,100 I repeat, this is the future liberals want? 344 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,600 I mean shit, here we go. This is where we're at now, 345 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,800 right? So you sarcasm. 346 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,500 Oh my God and young Cub Jace. Indeed make a point. 347 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,400 Yeah I mean this is how Humanity will lose pleasure. 348 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,000 I mean we already see it. Like the dating pool is kind of 349 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,900 shitty, let's face it. I mean if I was going on Tinder 350 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,400 right now I'd scream because it's like a horror movie that I 351 00:21:35,408 --> 00:21:39,200 didn't want to be a part of people are fucking crazy. 352 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,000 People are wild but then I don't want to have sex with a robot 353 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:46,000 because it's a robot really gonna give me everything I need. 354 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,800 We just listed out why and why not? 355 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,300 But But I want I need to feel that realness. 356 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,000 I need to feel that real connection. 357 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,200 How real can a robot? Give me true connection at the 358 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,100 end of the day? But without further Ado, here we 359 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:05,000 got another one, dear Wookie I work on long-haul transport 360 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,600 ships. Sometimes we are off planet for 361 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,600 months at a time. We mostly have human co-workers 362 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,200 but there is also a female wookie working on the crew one 363 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,700 night after a few drinks. We ended up spending the night 364 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,300 together. I never been with the woman's. 365 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,500 The me boo, let alone one that could rip my arms off, that's 366 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:27,300 for you, mistress K. But if L natural Primal, even 367 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,900 the next morning, I went over for morning cuddle but she had 368 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:33,500 already left. Think about what key is that 369 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,400 they have sex and get back to work. 370 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:39,700 This makes me feel a little used a week or so went by and we 371 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,200 didn't even talk about it pretending like it never 372 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,400 happened. Then one day, I noticed that I 373 00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:48,700 had a rash downstairs when I got it checked out by the medical 374 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,100 Droid. They said I had a parasite 375 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:56,800 called the chi Ashley or more commonly known as Wookie burn. 376 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,600 Oh, not the Wookie burn. She had given me a sexually 377 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,600 transmitted disease when I went to confront her about it. 378 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,600 She got violent and then started talking about me behind my back, 379 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,400 not sure what to do. And he advise, anybody want to 380 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:15,400 lend some advice to this poor helpless whole poor helpless 381 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:22,900 human who just had some Wiki sex Um, see a doctor and get rid of 382 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:27,600 it thrill for real without Wiki Barn. 383 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,700 That dreaded Wiki burn. You know, I always thought about 384 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,700 that, too. I'm like, do Wookies have to get 385 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:36,900 like, frequently checked for lice does. 386 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:41,100 Lice exist in the Galactic Empire or maybe it's like some 387 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,400 weird ass worm. Like worse. 388 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,300 But what is a Wookiee burn look like, does it look like a rug 389 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,200 burn? Does it look like a herpes sore? 390 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,300 I got so many questions. So many fucking questions. 391 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,400 I will keep her. Oh no. 392 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:06,200 I would think that it would just look like a yeah, like a rash 393 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:13,000 from just too much friction of errands like this which just 394 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,400 means that you need to grow our own hair out. 395 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:20,500 So there's a cushion on it. That's all we did. 396 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:24,500 Lose you to the mon Matrix, right there, right there. 397 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,500 But I think you were saying something about growing out 398 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,600 hair. Yeah, just to provide a little 399 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,500 cushion. Just a little cushion for the 400 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,500 extra. Tiffany is more concerned about 401 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:42,800 what key mange. For real though, I mean, there's 402 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:49,000 got to be some type of Galactic Wookie care. to help these 403 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,400 Wookiees out because nobody wants to get burned and I will 404 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:56,600 key It would be so weird if looky women like were hairy 405 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,600 everywhere else, but then still wax their bikini line. 406 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:04,500 That would just be weird. What can you imagine? 407 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,500 It's just like all hair. And then, just like that. 408 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:11,000 One part just that one part of just bearnaise like, does it 409 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,100 look like a naked mole rat? Does it look like a chihuahua? 410 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,200 So many questions and you couldn't call it a Brazilian? 411 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,600 You'd have to like name it a planet. 412 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,600 You'd have to like named it the Hoth or something like that 413 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,900 because nothing grows there. Nothing. 414 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,700 Nothing at all. Let's get into some sex 415 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:31,800 positions because you know this is what Cookie erotica, after 416 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,100 all. And I know, I forgot to put in 417 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:40,200 the links of this time in this chat, which I'm sad, but but 418 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,000 but, but I can't put them in later and add them to you guys. 419 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:47,100 So again, if you guys want to get the wiki erotica you are 420 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:51,300 going to have to put yourself on a waitlist like I did and wait a 421 00:25:51,308 --> 00:25:53,900 couple of months because right now it is currently sold out. 422 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:58,000 But if in fact The Empire Strikes Back comes to your town 423 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,200 and your Star Wars fan apparently. 424 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,200 Yeah. Got to go. 425 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,600 I was that I missed out on it because I had gotten covid when 426 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,900 I was supposed to go, but apparently the shit is legit and 427 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:13,900 it's sexy. And these magazines also are 428 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,200 worth it. Talking about state-of-the-art 429 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,700 pinup of every type of Star Wars character that you can think of 430 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,700 even the ones where you're like, what the fuck? 431 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,300 I can never. Yes, you can. 432 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,900 Yes, you can. So, with that said, let's get 433 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:31,900 into the first sexual position, the galactic Standard position, 434 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,300 humanoid females, seem to find it more respectful for some 435 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:38,700 reason, but most admit it's less pleasurable. 436 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,800 Do not find the logic in this in. 437 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,500 This is from the oh God. I'm going to fuck up this name. 438 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:49,800 The Creole Imperial sex kittens and this is also from a real 439 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:55,200 Wiki, real Star Wars erotica article, which you guys can just 440 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,900 type in Wookie, erotica, online. And find all the sex positions 441 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,900 which are only like four You would think they would have more 442 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,800 but basically this position involves the receiving partner 443 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,600 lying on their back while being penetrated from Top during 444 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,000 intercourse. They penetrate of partner, 445 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,000 supposition is akin to doing press UPS while thrusting almost 446 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,900 horizontally onto their partner and allowed the press, the sorry 447 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:23,700 and allowed the pair to have sex face to face humanoid. 448 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:27,200 Females were suggested to find the position more respectful for 449 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,800 then others. The most submitted it is less 450 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,100 pleasurable. All beings capable of flight. 451 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:37,800 Such as Troy durin's toward the Aryans could engage in this 452 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,700 position by holding receiving Partners in midair while 453 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,100 penetrating them. Mmm, talk about sex to the 454 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:46,000 skies. This position was similar to 455 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,100 pile driving position in which Partners legs and hips were held 456 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,500 up to meet their penetrating partner. 457 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,900 There you have it, get your little Galactic standard 458 00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:00,900 position, get the cock pic ready and get to the In town. 459 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,700 Is this something that you would like to attempt mistress? 460 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,200 Kay? Yeah. 461 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,500 Hell, yes. I'm down for the wiki 462 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:15,200 missionary. Yeah, and here's another one 463 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,800 way, easier access for biting way more. 464 00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:21,100 I don't know. Something about sex face to face 465 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,600 sometimes. I know some people don't like 466 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,100 the good old eye contact but during Primal play. 467 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:27,700 I love that shit. I love that shit. 468 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,900 And I have that eye contact. Oh yes, fuck me. 469 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,700 Silly with the eyes, please. Yes, yes. 470 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,000 Now here's one it's called Shaq style, also known as Wookie 471 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,200 style. The receiver typically 472 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,600 positioned themselves in a hungered position with their 473 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,400 backside facing their partner. In order to be penetrated, this 474 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,600 allows them back into their Partners, phallus or to have 475 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,500 their partner approached them. They could lean on their elbows 476 00:28:55,500 --> 00:29:00,200 or kneel on all fours and from it, can straighten up to into a 477 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:03,400 sitting position or lay face down fully prone. 478 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,100 Although the Ladder could be awkward for the penetrative 479 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:09,400 partner to adjust to a receiver. Can take it. 480 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,200 Either vaginally or anally in this position, the position 481 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,500 could be also carried out with both parties standing. 482 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:21,700 The receiver, typically bending at the waist while penetrated. 483 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,800 This position allows the receiving partner to Bow their 484 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,100 heads to the ground and sexual intercourse. 485 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:30,000 In this manner, typically causes a female's breast to jiggle 486 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,000 beneath her. Females who arch their backs can 487 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,300 let their nipples graze against the surface beneath them for 488 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:41,800 additional stimulation or could reach under their bodies to 489 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:48,400 stimulate the clitoris. Slams that making the targeting 490 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:56,700 run to their Death Star. I think are two, I agreed on 491 00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:03,800 that one. We're a see I lost myself on 492 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,000 this one, slamming their asses against their lover, cause their 493 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,100 buttocks to jiggle for their Partners benefit. 494 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,600 Who doesn't like a good booty jiggle, particularly, come on, I 495 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,300 write particularly out of wooden just jiggle. 496 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:19,200 It would waive the hair like a Pantene. 497 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,800 Commercial, well honey, I got no hair, unless if I got a wig on 498 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,700 and even then the wig is flying off. 499 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:27,500 This is working. But this is what case X I'm 500 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,200 talking about the hair on the back. 501 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:34,200 He's yes, a lot of ass here that Wookies at like Potter do 502 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200 workout Wookies find their asshole. 503 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,000 That's what I want to know, too. Like, is there just so much hair 504 00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:42,600 that you got to dig through just, the find the asshole kids, 505 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,000 you know, again, they were saying got to penetrate the ass 506 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,800 but I got to find your asshole first in order to penetrate that 507 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,600 at think it's like a horse where they have a tail that lifts up 508 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:57,200 and it flips over. Only hope we can only hope. 509 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,300 Oh my God! Damn it! 510 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:04,500 It's me so much ass hair. I'm done this waving in the 511 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,400 wind. Oh my God. 512 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,700 Oh my God. I can't and so particularly 513 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:15,100 agile Partners could hook one or both legs over raised surfaces 514 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:18,400 to lift themselves higher for different angle of penetration. 515 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,700 There you have it. A domineering penetrative 516 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:23,700 partner could plant their foot onto their lovers head while 517 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:26,600 reaming them. And even more so buying their 518 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:31,100 arms behind their back or restrain them or is Street or 519 00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,300 strain in front of them to keep them in mobile. 520 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:39,300 I love that the position was also any I need to know if Demi 521 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:44,700 is gonna die his ass hair for pride parade, my God just 522 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:48,300 rainbow ass hair Demi. We gotta hit up Pride, by the 523 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:52,900 way, together this year I'm gonna have to sneak us in or 524 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,400 something. We gotta get some press passes 525 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,400 because I'm That is fucking that everything got sold out but 526 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,800 let's do it. Demi said it's a done deal. 527 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:05,200 Fuck yes fuck yeah lectures are. It didn't happen for real 528 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,500 though. Let's get a you know the pride 529 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:12,400 flag the pride flag starfish going, make that happen, make 530 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,600 that fucking hack. And then again a sole individual 531 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,100 could use this position to masturbate positioning on all 532 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:22,000 fours to use a penetrative instrument on themselves 533 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,600 because, you know, we can't leave out solo play. 534 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,700 How did Han Solo get his name? Come on now. 535 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:36,700 Solo face shop first. He did give you guys one last 536 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,100 sex position or you guys kind of sex position down. 537 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:43,100 Are we topped out yet? No, no, we don't take. 538 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,300 All right, this one is called, Nerf style, pretty messy, pretty 539 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,600 animalistic. A some call it nerve style, a 540 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,700 dancer to Des shaft Chronicles. Again, this is Star Wars 541 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,100 Erotica. Affiliate during the Old 542 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,800 Republic area are has surrounding the Jedi Civil War. 543 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,100 This position had no official name and was instead referred to 544 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,900 by individual species and cultures by whichever 545 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:13,900 domesticate a bowl animal, resided there, the term gives a 546 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:19,100 style or gives Castile was the most common colloquialism at the 547 00:33:19,108 --> 00:33:24,400 time during the adder during the era of padmé schooling on Naboo. 548 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,000 Hence, at the Theatre Royal Academy revert. 549 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,400 Referred to this, as nerve style in this position, the receiving 550 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,000 partner posed on their hands and knees to be penetrated from 551 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,200 behind much like mating practices of writing animals. 552 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,300 This allowed, the penetrating partner to hold on to their 553 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,400 mates head appendages. Such as the LI qu using them as 554 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,400 a form of rains nerve style in the universe name, given to the 555 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,900 real world, sex position is known as doggy style, I'ma call 556 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:59,400 it nerve style from now on. So nerf-herder, yes. 557 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:04,200 Nerf herder all day, get it. Get it done, get it, get it 558 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,699 done. Darth mon Darth Maul dildo, 559 00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:13,000 actually speaking of dildos, the used to have there's this sex 560 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,600 toy company. I believe they are called sex 561 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,100 geek. They used to have Star Wars 562 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,699 inspired sex toys and I'm so mad that I found it. 563 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,300 Hello Years yet later because they had an R2D2 vibrator. 564 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,199 They had a Wookiee didn't think we needed. 565 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:35,199 I think we do need the Darth Maul dildo but it needs to be 566 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,100 double ended like his Lightsaber. 567 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:41,699 Oh I was getting to that. There used to be one and it was 568 00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:47,199 colored just like him in every has, but I'm just waiting for 569 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:50,300 the day that the lightsabers. Like I want the lightsaber 570 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,199 itself. Like, someone needs to make me a 571 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:54,800 dildo lightsaber, please. And thank you. 572 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,300 Maybe. I got to reach out to MFA 573 00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:59,300 designs. I wonder if he can do not fall 574 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:05,400 for that cartoon, that shows. Luke getting ready to fight 575 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,300 Darth Vader and he pulls out and it's a dildo. 576 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,600 And then lay has like all snuggled up in bed and she gets 577 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,400 her vibrator already out and it's his lightsaber and she cuts 578 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,200 herself in half. No. 579 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,800 See this one. If we're doing it. 580 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,500 No, cut it in half unless you're into that type of thing. 581 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,800 Unless if you're into that, you know, there we go. 582 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:33,600 Oh, oh shit, my surge is girl came into the room. 583 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,600 Oh boy, Yamaha Gigi sex toy? Yes, it was geeky sex toys. 584 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,800 Thank you. They need to make me one for 585 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,500 sure. They really do. 586 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,900 But seriously, yes, we need Brutus in this room because MFA 587 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:50,600 designs could probably fucking Kill it. 588 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,800 And I just want to be the tester. 589 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,000 I'm gonna have to find an able body though to test the other 590 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,600 end because you know, double-ended, dildo Motors 591 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,300 tribute. I know a couple of those 592 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:05,300 monsters would love us to do a live demonstration here on the 593 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:09,100 Mona. Oh, man. 594 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:14,100 I love it. My mind just went into a deep 595 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:18,000 Place Part of Me. Part of Me over here. 596 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,400 I'm over here, nerdy hearing out. 597 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:24,200 So be subjects said, Darth Maul to survive the cut. 598 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,900 So just saying lightsaber vibrator, you could survive it, 599 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:34,000 I hope so, I really hope. So, the Epic things to listen. 600 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,000 I'm the only Demi, don't you tell me what the good time. 601 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:41,200 Just make sure you shake that ass, but I need to ask You saved 602 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,500 first. Okay, we can't have no stray 603 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:49,800 hairs on the dildo. As long as the rainbow-colored, 604 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,400 it's fine. No. 605 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,200 Come on, let's be real. If I was going down on any 606 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,600 Wookie, okay, no offense to anybody with hair, you know, 607 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,300 listen, let the hair go but we gotta do some manscaping, some 608 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:06,600 some trimming because, you know, again, nobody likes a little 609 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:13,300 during sex or maybe he would in moan. 610 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,500 Oh my God. I love her. 611 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,200 No speak for yourself. There's a lot of people out here 612 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,700 that like that bear. Look, listen. 613 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:25,300 I like a good bear, but I need a maintained bear because again, I 614 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:30,700 don't want to be shifting. Let your wookie out. 615 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,200 I'm so glad I have these sound buttons for y'all tonight for 616 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,700 real. Like, I think this is fucking 617 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,200 hilarious. I'm so glad this works. 618 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,500 Empire choker a choker. Fuck you guys. 619 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:50,600 Oh my God, and all Tiffany, thank you so much for standing, 620 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,600 adjust for coming by three times, I guess, three times the 621 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,700 charm. Gotta let that known today. 622 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,100 Three times the charm, but I'm glad that you guys have been 623 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:02,400 able to rock with me through all of it, through all the fucking 624 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,300 mishaps. Mistress cave. 625 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:14,200 Yes, I think the the monsters need to hear your character 626 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,000 Kinks that you broke down because those were some John 627 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,300 died. Okay. 628 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:23,600 So I will do those and then I'm going to have to step away as 629 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,200 well, because it is pretty late up here. 630 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,100 So I will do the character cakes and then I'll do it myself out. 631 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:33,300 I'll do you one better that's going to be the final note that 632 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:39,600 is going to be the final climax. Ml climax all over this. 633 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,900 Okay. Now I'm scrolling through our 634 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,200 chat. I'm trying to find the fucking 635 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,100 things. Oh no. 636 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,800 Okay, I got it. I got it, I got it. 637 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,900 I got side. Well, of course, you gotta go 638 00:38:54,900 --> 00:39:01,100 with Vader with breath play. You know, clearly with the force 639 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:05,800 choking and all of that, this is a guy who knows how to like 640 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,800 handle that and to listen to Safe words, although do you 641 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,900 trust him to honor your safe Force? 642 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:21,500 I think if I beg, if I plead with the dark lord, I think I 643 00:39:21,508 --> 00:39:26,600 might be able to convince him. Otherwise, it would be a noble 644 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,900 death, it be a noble, death. Be the wonderful and be a great 645 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:37,300 way to grow, right? Abso-fucking-lutely So, the 646 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:41,300 other thing that I thought, okay, I found them. 647 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,000 All right. Good. 648 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:48,800 So Star Wars character Kinks. Palpatine, Electro play. 649 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:55,800 Obviously, hmm. You know Princess Leia would be 650 00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:05,100 amazing at erotic communication. Yes, you were just she could 651 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:10,000 just and degradation play. Like can you get this walking 652 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,300 carpet, out of my way? Come on. 653 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,100 But didn't dare. I say she's just so perfect. 654 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,400 She might also be a perfect rigor. 655 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,500 I mean, how many times is she gate? 656 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:24,500 You know, forced into bondage. And we can never forget that 657 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:29,000 amazing amazing outfit even though she would had to 658 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,900 surrender to, Jabba the Hutt. Come on now, So, no, I think 659 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,800 that's where your Twisted, she's in the slave where but she's 660 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,900 commanding, because she's the one that ultimately choked 661 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:42,100 Jabba. So if anything, I think she's in 662 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,600 her slave who they're rigging up somebody else. 663 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,000 Okay. You do have one up on me. 664 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,200 That is a good one. Hmm. 665 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,600 Saluting and submissive totally into Pony play because he loves 666 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:04,700 giving piggyback rides. 1000% talk about Yoda there mmm-hmm so 667 00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,400 on. So I'm going to say he's a 668 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:12,600 playful switch because I can see him being submissive to Princess 669 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,800 Leia, but he is dominant to almost everybody else around him 670 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:22,200 in my fantasy in my head. Head. 671 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:29,300 I think Chewy. I'm solo at least had one, 672 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,800 drunken sexual, Excursion, at least once. 673 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:34,300 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 674 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,400 Come on. You get me out in that capsule 675 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,700 was totally by get bored in the cabin. 676 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:43,700 And there you go. Raise his pansexual full on. 677 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,000 There's just no way they didn't get it on at least once in the 678 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,500 Millennium Falcon. Come on. 679 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:55,200 Now, there is no there's a reason they call him a rogue. 680 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,500 You know, she's like I happen to like nice men. 681 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,900 Or scoundrel. He's a scoundrel. 682 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:06,100 Come on. Every promise to every pansexual 683 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:11,200 is a scoundrel at heart. 1000% great. 684 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,200 Uh-huh. So 2E, I think as a nurturing 685 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:23,700 Primal rigor I think he likes the intricacies of rope play, 686 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,200 but when it's time to throw down, he just unleashes his 687 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,100 Primal self, and you just have to, hope he doesn't rip your 688 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:42,600 arms off. Oh my God. 689 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:47,100 And then, I think Lando is a high protocol dominant. 690 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,600 I think he's roguish I think that he is very charismatic but 691 00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:03,400 he also likes things a very certain way and he likes fine 692 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,100 dining and fine all of this stuff so I think he wants High 693 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:12,300 protocol. Okay you got my Lightsaber at 694 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:14,600 attention. Mhm. 695 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,500 And so I'm not even gonna get into like, a circuit Amanda. 696 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,800 That's that's what I just came up with when you and I were 697 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,600 chatting about it earlier. I would love to see Ahsoka, a 698 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:31,800 Lando, have a little trays though when Donald Glover took 699 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,200 over as man. Do I mean it kind of solidify 700 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,700 what we were all thinking man do or the Lando lamp Manda oh 701 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:42,100 sorry. Lando Lando definitely goes both 702 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,100 ways. Oh fuck. 703 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:48,300 Yeah, Batman. There's no way in hell with all 704 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:51,000 that Swagger. You were just saving it for one 705 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,300 sex. You like it all you, like what 706 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:55,300 you like and you? Yeah. 707 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,900 But it's going to be high Protocol, no matter what you do. 708 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:05,000 You will address him in a certain way and you will respect 709 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,700 the cape 1000%. You will respect the cape or you 710 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:11,800 will not get the cape to, you know, lay in your wet spot 711 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,100 later. Hm. 712 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,900 Oh, May the fourth be with you dummy. 713 00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:26,600 Boo, thank you for dropping by. So there you have it, bad, that 714 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:32,000 that is my list and then there's a great article somewhere on the 715 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,700 Mary Sue. I don't have the link to it to 716 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:38,200 put in the chat, but if I find it, I'll send it to you. 717 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:45,000 Please float him away, but they were talking about the, the kink 718 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,300 throuple. That is the armor Boca, Raton 719 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:55,500 and Mandalorian. I need that but we were all but 720 00:44:55,500 --> 00:45:00,500 we were all all heavily disappointed of one throuple 721 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:08,100 from Star Wars that should have been Oh yeah, po Finn and Rey. 722 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,700 Yes. I mean isn't as much as many of 723 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:17,300 us get annoyed by Ray Poe in vain, just just picture that 724 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:20,900 right now, just going at it with re all in a nice. 725 00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,100 Beautiful would have been a beautiful mix. 726 00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:26,600 It would have been like a, you know moments. 727 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,900 So Slurpee said, o B1. I will be once a total daddy 728 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:35,500 Dom. I was going to say Obi-Wan. 729 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Hello, there is more so of a voyeur. 730 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,100 I feel like he's a voyeur. Well yeah, I would I would agree 731 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:48,000 with that. Absolutely, but I think if he is 732 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:52,300 brought into it, he's going to be the full nurturing energy. 733 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,000 He's going to be the one that Taps out during the orgy, to 734 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000 make sure everybody is well, hydrated and got snacks. 735 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:04,500 You need to tell Mo, b0 B1. You're my only towel boy. 736 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,100 You know what he would be, he would be a service sub, he would 737 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:10,300 be serviceable. Obi-Wan is going to be served 738 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,700 subservice sub. You consider that an honor. 739 00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,600 My man that's your service sub, right? 740 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:25,900 There is the oh, be raised and frenzy. 741 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,300 Yeah, yeah, she's just want to experience anything and 742 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:35,200 everything but she's the one that definitely needs. 743 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:40,400 Needs some coaching and proper training because hon-ney Mahan a 744 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,500 she's the one going. Teach me teach me a little too 745 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,300 eagerly the little too eagerly, she's gonna fall in love with 746 00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,700 the First on that she sees and it's going to be all fucked up 747 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:56,400 for because, you know, a work. So little The best thing Luke 748 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,500 could have done is just toss that dildo right out of her way 749 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,600 and say no. No, you wait for it 750 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,900 abso-fucking-lutely. Well guys, if you're just now 751 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:12,200 joining us, I hate to say that parting is such sweet sorrow but 752 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,300 this has been fun. Glitches in all in the system, 753 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,500 I'm glad that you guys are getting two parts. 754 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,800 One with the hello. Are you there in the second part 755 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,900 to getting right back to where we needed to be? 756 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,900 I'll be all have been Going May the 4th come with you. 757 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:32,400 I'm actually waiting for my My lightsaber fight to happen 758 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,700 tonight. I need an ETA sir. 759 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:40,300 Where the fuck are you to give me my lightsaber? 760 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,200 I need my lightsaber, please, and thank you. 761 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,700 All right. Y'all will sapphires here. 762 00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:50,400 Play, the regular episodes will be resuming on the 14th just in 763 00:47:50,408 --> 00:47:53,000 time for mother's day. If you guys would like to hear 764 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,800 the better produce version of 1 & 2 of May. 765 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,300 The 4th come with you. That's actually dropping in just 766 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:01,000 a few hours because that's how I do it. 767 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,700 I waste no time and giving you all the goodies mistress Ka ma, 768 00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,800 Boo. As always, we're can they get in 769 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,000 touch with you? You can find me on my blog at 770 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:18,400 headstrong hot wife.com at Twitter at headstrong, HW & 771 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,500 Instagram at headstrong, whole life. 772 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,600 And of course, you can find me at Miz radio, Sapphire. 773 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:29,300 Let's MSR a Cios AP Phi re right here on Mon on Instagram at 774 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:33,000 sapphires are play on Instagram as well and of course Miss radio 775 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,400 Sapphire.com and just look for sapphires are play on virtually 776 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,000 every fucking podcast Outlet. Let's get it to that 1% y'all 777 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,900 globally. Let's keep it going. 778 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,300 Of course, remember that safe sex. 779 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:49,000 Safe sex is the best hot sex until next time. 780 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,100 My earthlings. Thank you so much and good 781 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:54,000 night. That was the show. 782 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,100 All you sexy motherfucker. Chuck is out there remember to 783 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,100 follow? Adam is Radio, Sapphire and 784 00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:00,100 sapphires are play on Instagram one. 785 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:01,900 Some eargasm go of the past and future. 786 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:05,100 Make sure to follow on Apple podcasts, anchor Spotify, 787 00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,900 iHeartRadio and all streaming platforms.