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those who are close minded. One General, you're scared to
learn what's behind closed. Doors here at sapphires are
play. I want you to pour the wine.
Grab somebody that you want to hold onto or better yet.
Get the vibration stimulated through your body.
Get ready for one, hell of an eargasm in five, four, three,
two, one, what is up? All you sexy motherfuckers out
there mon laying Welcome, welcome.
Welcome to my Galactic room. Yes, I'm live on the moon after
and it's so good to see each and every one of you earthlings.
But let's go down the galactic whole of May, the fourth come
with you. So, I'm flipping through this
thing called Wookie erotica. Yes, it is a magazine solely
dedicated to the perverted in. Oh, so nasty of the Galaxy.
And if you would like your copy while, I just actually checked
it out for you guys. And unfortunately it is sold out
until further notice so I will drop the link for you guys to
put it in later but this is where I am getting the direct
source from oh my God mistress K.
I wish I actually gave you the links in advance so that way you
could drop it in the chat but I'm going to do it right now.
So bear with me guys. Alright so those are all the
links, all the links to get the wiki erotica episode from the
past. From 2015, of course, my link
tree where to find me and of course, the Earth Empire strips
back, which is the Star Wars themed burlesque show that I
sadly missed out on but I definitely had to get the wiki
erotica, which is basically the Star Wars Playboy and 0 is
delicious, y'all. So I think we're gonna go with
the first, which is a deer wookie.
They're asking for some advice, some sex advice, of course from
the Galactic Empire. So here we go.
Dear Wookie. Hey guys, love the magazine.
I'm stationed in a quite remote system and I love getting my
subscription. It keeps me sane.
Now I'm not bragging. Now I'm not embarrassing Man by
any means but I thought I would share this as you guys would
appreciate it. I really only have been with
human women. I'm not racist or anything but
due to where I was raised in the nature of work.
I just don't get to meet a lot of other people out there in the
world. Well, at least on that level.
But my last Venture into a city I was at a bar minding my
business and then walk to Green The skin Twilight Came Upon me a
true stunner like the type of girl I see in your pages At
first she was a first. She had me confused for someone
else. I said can I help you?
She replied, I don't know. Can you?
I was shell-shocked. I don't know how to talk to
girls like that. Well, I was fumbling over my
words. She took control of the
situation. She grabs me by the hand and
drags me out of the bar. She tells me where to take To
take away with staying. Usually, I don't pay for this
thought kind of thing, but something about those two tail
tentacle things. Twilight's have just drives me
wild. Next thing, you know, we were in
my room and we were going for it.
This broad knew what she was doing, even though I was having
the time of my life somewhere in the back of my head, I was
thinking how much is this going to cost me?
You know, these girls are the best companions in the whole
known. Her universe but I pushed it out
of my head time. Just stood still anyway.
I woke up the next morning and she was gone.
Didn't take any credits or anything.
It was almost like a dream and if it weren't for the smell, she
left a sweet smell. I wouldn't have believed it.
It actually happened like I said, I'm no Bragging man.
I come from a simple place. I work and sleep.
That's about it. But this Dame whoever she is was
made me feel. Feel like an emperor for one
night, so I don't know if she will read this, but thank you,
whoever you are, and that was signed the one night.
Emperor off. Hope, you guys.
Liked that little introduction. That's right.
Once you go Twilight Q. Never never go back.
All right, so while we're at it, I got to ask the monsters.
Who is the sexiest in the galactic?
Is it a Sokka Leia? Maybe you're into, you know, the
first thing may be a little chewy action, a little Luke with
his daddy issues. Drop it in the chat.
I want to see what turns you on from Star Wars.
Ears. Shall I go on?
I think I shall anybody into robotics X because if you are, I
have seven reasons why you should not fall in love with
your Droid. Y'all with me on this 7 reasons
why not to fall in love and maybe fall in love with your
Droid and the way things are going now, here on Earth.
We all know that the AI is our taken over our sex lives, one by
one. So here we go.
This is rule. Number one, why not to fall in
love with your Droid, The Forbidden autocorrect whenever
you make a mistake, your Droid will correct you.
No one likes hearing, they're doing a bad job and it can be
especially awkward during an intimate moment.
Who's with me all night? You trying to go deep inside her
glac death cave, where you trying to ride his nice, massive
shaft on that star, Cruiser you like and laws and he's like uh
not like that. Not like that.
So autocorrect, nah we're not doing it with the droids to for
all my squirters out there be aware because if you're having
sex with a Droid you face the risk of being electrocuted, yes,
depending upon the strength of your droids.
Power cells. Coupled with the rare chance,
your Droid may have some faulty wiring in need of repair.
You could be in for a shock. This could lead to some slight
Edge cheeks, electrocution, if you are too close.
Oh, ain't that the truth? Anybody been shocked by a sex
toy, by the way. Let's just put it out there
because Ashley can be crazy. Shout-out to dr.
Tiffany she says to be there, some might enjoy some Electro
play. I know I do, I definitely enjoy
some electric play but a full-blown Droid
short-circuiting on the pussy. I don't know if that would be
like pleasurable. How I don't know.
Here's another reason. Spooning what Okay, okay, I
guess I can see this, I guess I can see this after some strong
passionate lovemaking, simple spooning, could be complicated
finding a comfortable position. Can be an endless Mission, and
when you might want those soft warmth of Flesh, you'll always
be disappointed in left to settle for cold hard, metal.
Venus is like, nah. Y'all got it.
I went too far with Electro. Oh, please do tell share, share
with the monsters. Please share with the mon stirs.
All right, here is Rule Number Four, the language of love.
I love, you can be easily programmed into the Droid speech
patterns, if you're into that kind of thing though it will
always be a hollow promise they will never mean it. oh, We've
all been there at least once. Oh, I gotta guess.
My boo, my boo, welcome, welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard, my star Cruiser, my love.
You wanted to chime in on this Wiki love, and didn't you on the
droids? I was gonna call a little bit of
bullshit, just on the idea that they could mean love.
Because C-3PO in one of the Last one were for they're going to
wipe his memory. He says, I will miss you all my
friends. So, you know, if he's going to
be getting some dick, he's gonna be like, full-on and love.
If that is true, that is true. Well, you know, sometimes
there's just a faulty. Not all droids are built the
same just like everybody in the bedroom.
Well, as we continue on and welcome to the newbies in the
room, we're continuing on. Why not to fall in love with
your Droid and there are Um, reasons why to fall in love with
their Droid. But I'm glad that we're back
because again, I thought we were falling through a fucking dark
hole. All right, number five.
Now, this, this is kind of similar to what's been going on
in politics, but a legal Union in most systems, it is illegal
to have a relationship with a Droid with some taking it too
far. You can be executed, if you're
God, come on, Galactic, the Empire doesn't want you to get
your bang on. I say fuck it.
Fuck the system, right? Fuck the patriarchy number six
consistency. A robot will function the same
way every day. While consistency might be great
in the beginning as time goes on and the droids Behavior, doesn't
very chances are you will bore very easily.
We've all been there. We've had, you know, our fair
share of possible, boring-ass lovers, you know, throw up some
hearts if you've dealt with a boring lover and sometimes you
just have to kick him to the boat in this A point.
You might have to kick him to the sandstorms, you know, let
him let him get handled by the sandworms because we don't got
time for that. We don't got time for that.
But if I was building a Droid that Droid is going to give me
all the random settings, I'm going to make them the most
randomest lover so that I can never see them coming.
Okay. That was a dad joke.
I'm sorry. That was probably very bad.
That was just purely poorly planned out.
I know in numbers. Here's number seven.
This is reasons why not to fall in love with your Droid memory.
You could spend a great deal of time customizing, your Droid
settings. So we route, it runs to your
liking though, you run the risk of it.
All your settings, getting wiped with a power surge failure or
disk failure. I personally hate it when I lose
my shit. It like we experienced earlier
some technical difficulties. Nothing is worse when you can't
get that moment back. So there we go.
There you have it. Now, let's get to the sexiness
of why you should fall in love with your fucking joyed.
All right, one know. In-laws drives on have in-laws.
They got makers, but they let in-laws, you'll never have to
spend time visiting other systems on holidays, trying to
impress, the extended family. Who can you?
We can all relate to that. We can all relate to the dreaded
or even you know the most exciting times of meeting your
partner's in-laws and maybe it goes well sometimes it doesn't.
Maybe you like only one of the in-laws and then you got to deal
with them for the rest of your life.
We've all been there. It's not fun.
Number two endurance, who who doesn't love endurance in the
bedroom? With an ample power, coupling a
Droid will never get tired. Just some slight repairs and
upgrade every now and then who doesn't like a little upgrade in
the bedroom, you do with your toys and hey just make sure the
batteries are plugged in. Three now, I don't know.
I don't know. I'm going to have to actually
pull the mistress K, and I might have to say, I'm calling
bullshit on this disease free with the galactic and with the
Galaxy as vast as it is, it gets hard to keep track of all those
diseases in the different systems.
Droids make that problem non-existent though.
Do make sure its antivirus software is up to date.
Okay, they got me on that one. Number four language of love
program, your joy to say, I love you, if you're into that kind of
thing and they can repeat it whenever that La, they can
repeat it whenever they sense your insecurities.
So, there you go, mr. Skye.
They can say, I love you. Five cleanliness.
We all know in a moment of passion, sometimes creates an
unwanted mess to deal with later.
Droids can clean up after you finished.
I keep saying that I do want, just the sex slave a service
sub. If you will, to do the cleanup
for me because nothing is worse than cleaning up your own sheets
after, you know, being in the wet spot, not to mention sex is
messy, the jizz everywhere, all that, come on now.
What's a dry going to lose a couple?
MB, I could deal with that and they'll clean up for me.
Hell yes bring that Joy love and ass over here.
Number six Forever, Young the Droid with proper care should be
able to perform and look the same as the day.
You bought it even after many cycles.
Oh, don't we? Wish I wish my sex quiz sex toys
would be like that. But even then we do have to
throw in part was some sex toys, but maybe not a Droid and number
seven protocol. A decent protocol Droid can woo.
You in over six million languages get seduced by a
different dialect every night. Hell yes, hell yes.
The sexual dialect please give me all that Droid.
Loving. All right let's take a look at
the job of this belief that this service called of of course
sighs. Yes.
Cleaning is my place honey. Yes you can slurpy cook says I
want the MB and Miss just gay of course said and protocol Droid
will know how to keep a sex party tidy.
That Damn. Whoo.
Oh, that is like my biggest fear of throwing a sex party.
I know that I'm going to have to hire a damn good cleaning
service because I don't want to clean up the mess and let's face
it after sex party. Smells it, it's not so sexy.
You got a mixture of but this see maybe some squirt juice A
little bit of sweat, a whole lot of sweat actually because you
can get musty as hell. It doesn't matter how air
condition that room is the smell of sex can linger.
So if I get a good Droid that maybe like I get a Droid that's
a smell. Good Droid, almost like an
instance carrying Droid to make. It just smells a lot better.
Oh that would make it so much better. it just makes me think
of that, episode of Family Guy, where the guy says, It smells
like Astroglide in here. Oh God, the dreaded smell of
Astroglide, let alone. Some condoms.
Can you, you would think that in the 20, what are we in the 22nd
century? Are we at?
I think so. Oh my God.
Young, Cub Jason said. Execute Order 6900.
Jason, I knew you were a man after my heart with Star Wars, I
love it. Mr. K as I have you on stage,
what turns you on about Star Wars?
What the fuck doesn't he? Forced choking, yes.
Look, he's tearing arms off. Yeah.
Get a little Primal play and I'm solo.
Yes, Mando. Uh, can we talk about the
throuple that needs to happen between the armor?
Boca tan? And man, do, yes.
Like I am here for that. I would love to see I'm here
from and obeying the submissive Boca tan being the switch and
the armor being the fucking dominant of both of them.
You know, I'm with it, I'm with it.
In fact, you know what, if I had them right in front of me right
now, I would say to them, I may not be able to feel the force
but I wish I could feel you. You're touching me in all the
wrong places. I'm just saying, you know, a
little Star Wars pick-up line didn't hurt nobody.
I heard nobody come on now or you could just go up to that you
know, sexy Droid and say I feel a great disturbance in my pants.
Okay? You have to do it with a wink.
A smile and a fucking laugh. Oh, you have to weed maybe
something like this. Help you?
One feel a great disturbance in my pants.
I might have to use that voice more often, huh?
It's got ya. Oh man, let me go.
Should I continue with some of these Star Wars?
Pickup lines. Here we go.
I got one for you. Oh my God, I don't shoot first.
Baby, we don't need no Halo deck.
That was Hollow deck by the way. Not Hollow dick.
Oh God. It's or hella Halo dick.
Oh man. So I think we need to have a
conversation about sex. Machines are really are droids.
Oh, when they're just droids without a personality 1000%, a
couple years ago, there was a big story about how I think it
was at CES which is a very big electronic Compass conference.
That's usually held around the same time as avn's they had the
sex robots. And when I first heard about sex
robots, I was like, oh fuck yeah.
It's going to be like you know those what were they called?
The oh my God. Fuck from Austin Powers.
The robot sexbots, the sexbots. Okay, so I was expecting like
that, right? Just type in stripper.
Robot y'all. There's nothing sexy about it
but it gyrate just like a stripper.
But can you imagine just like going to a strip club you know
five ten years down the line and you're just throwing dollar
bills out of soulless like bodiless if you will robot just
get your rocks off. This is the future that we're at
now. I mean if a eyes are taking over
with everything, it's only going to be it's only going to be a
couple more years until we start seeing sex robots in the strip
club. But I hope they get some like
you know realistic skin like the sex dolls.
I would only hope for that though.
They do have some sex dolls that they're making that will have
like real responses and we'll get wet.
It will like gyrate hold on and give you a death grip on your
dick. I don't know if I want that,
though. I'd be scared. if a robot that
desperate to the dick, have you seen the mouth that can do long
distance kissing? Yes, I kind of want it.
I kind of want it, so you can have that on one end and then
have a fuck machine on the other machine.
Other end and then you can have like you could just build your
own perfect Droid that you can remote control.
I think that would be amazing. Uh-huh, I think every phone in
the next 10 years. These two have that built in one
way or another. I mean, let's face it.
It just reminds me of Friday, the 3rd, no Nightmare on Elm
Street. We're like, oh, nobody's tongue
comes to the phone. Can I just say I low-key
masturbate to that scene every now and then I'm Cole.
I know you do, but it's not horny for horror.
This is after all. Wookie erotica.
I do yeah. Another one of those Wiki
erotica little help guides and I think you guys will get a kick
out of this one. Y'all ready?
Throw up some hearts of you still with me.
Y'all fill in this and shout out to Demi.
I repeat, this is the future liberals want?
I mean shit, here we go. This is where we're at now,
right? So you sarcasm.
Oh my God and young Cub Jace. Indeed make a point.
Yeah I mean this is how Humanity will lose pleasure.
I mean we already see it. Like the dating pool is kind of
shitty, let's face it. I mean if I was going on Tinder
right now I'd scream because it's like a horror movie that I
didn't want to be a part of people are fucking crazy.
People are wild but then I don't want to have sex with a robot
because it's a robot really gonna give me everything I need.
We just listed out why and why not?
But But I want I need to feel that realness.
I need to feel that real connection.
How real can a robot? Give me true connection at the
end of the day? But without further Ado, here we
got another one, dear Wookie I work on long-haul transport
ships. Sometimes we are off planet for
months at a time. We mostly have human co-workers
but there is also a female wookie working on the crew one
night after a few drinks. We ended up spending the night
together. I never been with the woman's.
The me boo, let alone one that could rip my arms off, that's
for you, mistress K. But if L natural Primal, even
the next morning, I went over for morning cuddle but she had
already left. Think about what key is that
they have sex and get back to work.
This makes me feel a little used a week or so went by and we
didn't even talk about it pretending like it never
happened. Then one day, I noticed that I
had a rash downstairs when I got it checked out by the medical
Droid. They said I had a parasite
called the chi Ashley or more commonly known as Wookie burn.
Oh, not the Wookie burn. She had given me a sexually
transmitted disease when I went to confront her about it.
She got violent and then started talking about me behind my back,
not sure what to do. And he advise, anybody want to
lend some advice to this poor helpless whole poor helpless
human who just had some Wiki sex Um, see a doctor and get rid of
it thrill for real without Wiki Barn.
That dreaded Wiki burn. You know, I always thought about
that, too. I'm like, do Wookies have to get
like, frequently checked for lice does.
Lice exist in the Galactic Empire or maybe it's like some
weird ass worm. Like worse.
But what is a Wookiee burn look like, does it look like a rug
burn? Does it look like a herpes sore?
I got so many questions. So many fucking questions.
I will keep her. Oh no.
I would think that it would just look like a yeah, like a rash
from just too much friction of errands like this which just
means that you need to grow our own hair out.
So there's a cushion on it. That's all we did.
Lose you to the mon Matrix, right there, right there.
But I think you were saying something about growing out
hair. Yeah, just to provide a little
cushion. Just a little cushion for the
extra. Tiffany is more concerned about
what key mange. For real though, I mean, there's
got to be some type of Galactic Wookie care. to help these
Wookiees out because nobody wants to get burned and I will
key It would be so weird if looky women like were hairy
everywhere else, but then still wax their bikini line.
That would just be weird. What can you imagine?
It's just like all hair. And then, just like that.
One part just that one part of just bearnaise like, does it
look like a naked mole rat? Does it look like a chihuahua?
So many questions and you couldn't call it a Brazilian?
You'd have to like name it a planet.
You'd have to like named it the Hoth or something like that
because nothing grows there. Nothing.
Nothing at all. Let's get into some sex
positions because you know this is what Cookie erotica, after
all. And I know, I forgot to put in
the links of this time in this chat, which I'm sad, but but
but, but I can't put them in later and add them to you guys.
So again, if you guys want to get the wiki erotica you are
going to have to put yourself on a waitlist like I did and wait a
couple of months because right now it is currently sold out.
But if in fact The Empire Strikes Back comes to your town
and your Star Wars fan apparently.
Yeah. Got to go.
I was that I missed out on it because I had gotten covid when
I was supposed to go, but apparently the shit is legit and
it's sexy. And these magazines also are
worth it. Talking about state-of-the-art
pinup of every type of Star Wars character that you can think of
even the ones where you're like, what the fuck?
I can never. Yes, you can.
So, with that said, let's get
into the first sexual position, the galactic Standard position,
humanoid females, seem to find it more respectful for some
reason, but most admit it's less pleasurable.
Do not find the logic in this in.
This is from the oh God. I'm going to fuck up this name.
The Creole Imperial sex kittens and this is also from a real
Wiki, real Star Wars erotica article, which you guys can just
type in Wookie, erotica, online. And find all the sex positions
which are only like four You would think they would have more
but basically this position involves the receiving partner
lying on their back while being penetrated from Top during
intercourse. They penetrate of partner,
supposition is akin to doing press UPS while thrusting almost
horizontally onto their partner and allowed the press, the sorry
and allowed the pair to have sex face to face humanoid.
Females were suggested to find the position more respectful for
then others. The most submitted it is less
pleasurable. All beings capable of flight.
Such as Troy durin's toward the Aryans could engage in this
position by holding receiving Partners in midair while
penetrating them. Mmm, talk about sex to the
skies. This position was similar to
pile driving position in which Partners legs and hips were held
up to meet their penetrating partner.
There you have it, get your little Galactic standard
position, get the cock pic ready and get to the In town.
Is this something that you would like to attempt mistress?
Kay? Yeah.
Hell, yes. I'm down for the wiki
missionary. Yeah, and here's another one
way, easier access for biting way more.
I don't know. Something about sex face to face
sometimes. I know some people don't like
the good old eye contact but during Primal play.
I love that shit. I love that shit.
And I have that eye contact. Oh yes, fuck me.
Silly with the eyes, please. Yes, yes.
Now here's one it's called Shaq style, also known as Wookie
style. The receiver typically
positioned themselves in a hungered position with their
backside facing their partner. In order to be penetrated, this
allows them back into their Partners, phallus or to have
their partner approached them. They could lean on their elbows
or kneel on all fours and from it, can straighten up to into a
sitting position or lay face down fully prone.
Although the Ladder could be awkward for the penetrative
partner to adjust to a receiver. Can take it.
Either vaginally or anally in this position, the position
could be also carried out with both parties standing.
The receiver, typically bending at the waist while penetrated.
This position allows the receiving partner to Bow their
heads to the ground and sexual intercourse.
In this manner, typically causes a female's breast to jiggle
beneath her. Females who arch their backs can
let their nipples graze against the surface beneath them for
additional stimulation or could reach under their bodies to
stimulate the clitoris. Slams that making the targeting
run to their Death Star. I think are two, I agreed on
that one. We're a see I lost myself on
this one, slamming their asses against their lover, cause their
buttocks to jiggle for their Partners benefit.
Who doesn't like a good booty jiggle, particularly, come on, I
write particularly out of wooden just jiggle.
It would waive the hair like a Pantene.
Commercial, well honey, I got no hair, unless if I got a wig on
and even then the wig is flying off.
This is working. But this is what case X I'm
talking about the hair on the back.
He's yes, a lot of ass here that Wookies at like Potter do
workout Wookies find their asshole.
That's what I want to know, too. Like, is there just so much hair
that you got to dig through just, the find the asshole kids,
you know, again, they were saying got to penetrate the ass
but I got to find your asshole first in order to penetrate that
at think it's like a horse where they have a tail that lifts up
and it flips over. Only hope we can only hope.
Oh my God! Damn it!
It's me so much ass hair. I'm done this waving in the
wind. Oh my God.
I can't and so particularly
agile Partners could hook one or both legs over raised surfaces
to lift themselves higher for different angle of penetration.
There you have it. A domineering penetrative
partner could plant their foot onto their lovers head while
reaming them. And even more so buying their
arms behind their back or restrain them or is Street or
strain in front of them to keep them in mobile.
I love that the position was also any I need to know if Demi
is gonna die his ass hair for pride parade, my God just
rainbow ass hair Demi. We gotta hit up Pride, by the
way, together this year I'm gonna have to sneak us in or
something. We gotta get some press passes
because I'm That is fucking that everything got sold out but
let's do it. Demi said it's a done deal.
Fuck yes fuck yeah lectures are. It didn't happen for real
though. Let's get a you know the pride
flag the pride flag starfish going, make that happen, make
that fucking hack. And then again a sole individual
could use this position to masturbate positioning on all
fours to use a penetrative instrument on themselves
because, you know, we can't leave out solo play.
How did Han Solo get his name? Come on now.
Solo face shop first. He did give you guys one last
sex position or you guys kind of sex position down.
Are we topped out yet? No, no, we don't take.
All right, this one is called, Nerf style, pretty messy, pretty
animalistic. A some call it nerve style, a
dancer to Des shaft Chronicles. Again, this is Star Wars
Erotica. Affiliate during the Old
Republic area are has surrounding the Jedi Civil War.
This position had no official name and was instead referred to
by individual species and cultures by whichever
domesticate a bowl animal, resided there, the term gives a
style or gives Castile was the most common colloquialism at the
time during the adder during the era of padmé schooling on Naboo.
Hence, at the Theatre Royal Academy revert.
Referred to this, as nerve style in this position, the receiving
partner posed on their hands and knees to be penetrated from
behind much like mating practices of writing animals.
This allowed, the penetrating partner to hold on to their
mates head appendages. Such as the LI qu using them as
a form of rains nerve style in the universe name, given to the
real world, sex position is known as doggy style, I'ma call
it nerve style from now on. So nerf-herder, yes.
Nerf herder all day, get it. Get it done, get it, get it
done. Darth mon Darth Maul dildo,
actually speaking of dildos, the used to have there's this sex
toy company. I believe they are called sex
geek. They used to have Star Wars
inspired sex toys and I'm so mad that I found it.
Hello Years yet later because they had an R2D2 vibrator.
They had a Wookiee didn't think we needed.
I think we do need the Darth Maul dildo but it needs to be
double ended like his Lightsaber.
Oh I was getting to that. There used to be one and it was
colored just like him in every has, but I'm just waiting for
the day that the lightsabers. Like I want the lightsaber
itself. Like, someone needs to make me a
dildo lightsaber, please. And thank you.
Maybe. I got to reach out to MFA
designs. I wonder if he can do not fall
for that cartoon, that shows. Luke getting ready to fight
Darth Vader and he pulls out and it's a dildo.
And then lay has like all snuggled up in bed and she gets
her vibrator already out and it's his lightsaber and she cuts
herself in half. No.
See this one. If we're doing it.
No, cut it in half unless you're into that type of thing.
Unless if you're into that, you know, there we go.
Oh, oh shit, my surge is girl came into the room.
Oh boy, Yamaha Gigi sex toy? Yes, it was geeky sex toys.
Thank you. They need to make me one for
sure. They really do.
But seriously, yes, we need Brutus in this room because MFA
designs could probably fucking Kill it.
And I just want to be the tester.
I'm gonna have to find an able body though to test the other
end because you know, double-ended, dildo Motors
tribute. I know a couple of those
monsters would love us to do a live demonstration here on the
Mona. Oh, man.
I love it. My mind just went into a deep
Place Part of Me. Part of Me over here.
I'm over here, nerdy hearing out.
So be subjects said, Darth Maul to survive the cut.
So just saying lightsaber vibrator, you could survive it,
I hope so, I really hope. So, the Epic things to listen.
I'm the only Demi, don't you tell me what the good time.
Just make sure you shake that ass, but I need to ask You saved
first. Okay, we can't have no stray
hairs on the dildo. As long as the rainbow-colored,
it's fine. No.
Come on, let's be real. If I was going down on any
Wookie, okay, no offense to anybody with hair, you know,
listen, let the hair go but we gotta do some manscaping, some
some trimming because, you know, again, nobody likes a little
during sex or maybe he would in moan.
Oh my God. I love her.
No speak for yourself. There's a lot of people out here
that like that bear. Look, listen.
I like a good bear, but I need a maintained bear because again, I
don't want to be shifting. Let your wookie out.
I'm so glad I have these sound buttons for y'all tonight for
real. Like, I think this is fucking
hilarious. I'm so glad this works.
Empire choker a choker. Fuck you guys.
Oh my God, and all Tiffany, thank you so much for standing,
adjust for coming by three times, I guess, three times the
charm. Gotta let that known today.
Three times the charm, but I'm glad that you guys have been
able to rock with me through all of it, through all the fucking
mishaps. Mistress cave.
Yes, I think the the monsters need to hear your character
Kinks that you broke down because those were some John
died. Okay.
So I will do those and then I'm going to have to step away as
well, because it is pretty late up here.
So I will do the character cakes and then I'll do it myself out.
I'll do you one better that's going to be the final note that
is going to be the final climax. Ml climax all over this.
Okay. Now I'm scrolling through our
chat. I'm trying to find the fucking
things. Oh no.
Okay, I got it. I got it, I got it.
I got side. Well, of course, you gotta go
with Vader with breath play. You know, clearly with the force
choking and all of that, this is a guy who knows how to like
handle that and to listen to Safe words, although do you
trust him to honor your safe Force?
I think if I beg, if I plead with the dark lord, I think I
might be able to convince him. Otherwise, it would be a noble
death, it be a noble, death. Be the wonderful and be a great
way to grow, right? Abso-fucking-lutely So, the
other thing that I thought, okay, I found them.
All right. Good.
So Star Wars character Kinks. Palpatine, Electro play.
Obviously, hmm. You know Princess Leia would be
amazing at erotic communication. Yes, you were just she could
just and degradation play. Like can you get this walking
carpet, out of my way? Come on.
But didn't dare. I say she's just so perfect.
She might also be a perfect rigor.
I mean, how many times is she gate?
You know, forced into bondage. And we can never forget that
amazing amazing outfit even though she would had to
surrender to, Jabba the Hutt. Come on now, So, no, I think
that's where your Twisted, she's in the slave where but she's
commanding, because she's the one that ultimately choked
Jabba. So if anything, I think she's in
her slave who they're rigging up somebody else.
Okay. You do have one up on me.
That is a good one. Hmm.
Saluting and submissive totally into Pony play because he loves
giving piggyback rides. 1000% talk about Yoda there mmm-hmm so
on. So I'm going to say he's a
playful switch because I can see him being submissive to Princess
Leia, but he is dominant to almost everybody else around him
in my fantasy in my head. Head.
I think Chewy. I'm solo at least had one,
drunken sexual, Excursion, at least once.
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Come on. You get me out in that capsule
was totally by get bored in the cabin.
And there you go. Raise his pansexual full on.
There's just no way they didn't get it on at least once in the
Millennium Falcon. Come on.
Now, there is no there's a reason they call him a rogue.
You know, she's like I happen to like nice men.
Or scoundrel. He's a scoundrel.
Come on. Every promise to every pansexual
is a scoundrel at heart. 1000% great.
Uh-huh. So 2E, I think as a nurturing
Primal rigor I think he likes the intricacies of rope play,
but when it's time to throw down, he just unleashes his
Primal self, and you just have to, hope he doesn't rip your
arms off. Oh my God.
And then, I think Lando is a high protocol dominant.
I think he's roguish I think that he is very charismatic but
he also likes things a very certain way and he likes fine
dining and fine all of this stuff so I think he wants High
protocol. Okay you got my Lightsaber at
attention. Mhm.
And so I'm not even gonna get into like, a circuit Amanda.
That's that's what I just came up with when you and I were
chatting about it earlier. I would love to see Ahsoka, a
Lando, have a little trays though when Donald Glover took
over as man. Do I mean it kind of solidify
what we were all thinking man do or the Lando lamp Manda oh
sorry. Lando Lando definitely goes both
ways. Oh fuck.
Yeah, Batman. There's no way in hell with all
that Swagger. You were just saving it for one
sex. You like it all you, like what
you like and you? Yeah.
But it's going to be high Protocol, no matter what you do.
You will address him in a certain way and you will respect
the cape 1000%. You will respect the cape or you
will not get the cape to, you know, lay in your wet spot
later. Hm.
Oh, May the fourth be with you dummy.
Boo, thank you for dropping by. So there you have it, bad, that
that is my list and then there's a great article somewhere on the
Mary Sue. I don't have the link to it to
put in the chat, but if I find it, I'll send it to you.
Please float him away, but they were talking about the, the kink
throuple. That is the armor Boca, Raton
and Mandalorian. I need that but we were all but
we were all all heavily disappointed of one throuple
from Star Wars that should have been Oh yeah, po Finn and Rey.
Yes. I mean isn't as much as many of
us get annoyed by Ray Poe in vain, just just picture that
right now, just going at it with re all in a nice.
Beautiful would have been a beautiful mix.
It would have been like a, you know moments.
So Slurpee said, o B1. I will be once a total daddy
Dom. I was going to say Obi-Wan.
Hello, there is more so of a voyeur.
I feel like he's a voyeur. Well yeah, I would I would agree
with that. Absolutely, but I think if he is
brought into it, he's going to be the full nurturing energy.
He's going to be the one that Taps out during the orgy, to
make sure everybody is well, hydrated and got snacks.
You need to tell Mo, b0 B1. You're my only towel boy.
You know what he would be, he would be a service sub, he would
be serviceable. Obi-Wan is going to be served
subservice sub. You consider that an honor.
My man that's your service sub, right?
There is the oh, be raised and frenzy.
Yeah, yeah, she's just want to experience anything and
everything but she's the one that definitely needs.
Needs some coaching and proper training because hon-ney Mahan a
she's the one going. Teach me teach me a little too
eagerly the little too eagerly, she's gonna fall in love with
the First on that she sees and it's going to be all fucked up
for because, you know, a work. So little The best thing Luke
could have done is just toss that dildo right out of her way
and say no. No, you wait for it
abso-fucking-lutely. Well guys, if you're just now
joining us, I hate to say that parting is such sweet sorrow but
this has been fun. Glitches in all in the system,
I'm glad that you guys are getting two parts.
One with the hello. Are you there in the second part
to getting right back to where we needed to be?
I'll be all have been Going May the 4th come with you.
I'm actually waiting for my My lightsaber fight to happen
tonight. I need an ETA sir.
Where the fuck are you to give me my lightsaber?
I need my lightsaber, please, and thank you.
All right. Y'all will sapphires here.
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I waste no time and giving you all the goodies mistress Ka ma,
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