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Good morning. 
What you're about to experience.

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Make it offensive sexual and 
orgasmic. 

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Relax. 
You'll like it. 

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When sapphires through with you.
Pour the wine and press play for

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sapphires. 
Your play 

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on Periscope and I'm on the face
on the Instagram line. 

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So tonight we are all talking 
about. 

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About oral sex. 
Taste not even the smell, but 

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the taste because I know I'm not
the only one that can't stand it

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when a motherfucker, is not 
clean down there and it doesn't 

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taste good at the bride-to-be. 
Now, I did ask everybody to 

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sound off and let me know, you 
know, to them days, pussy ass 

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and Dick have a taste and all of
you mostly all of you said, yes.

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No. 
Even Mark know however that did 

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seem like a couple people don't 
like to take part in oral sex or

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you're probably one of those 
greedy motherfuckers out there 

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that you know, likes to receive 
it but they don't like to give 

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it which okay. 
I understand it's cool. 

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So let me just start off by 
saying this, as many of, you 

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know. 
I am very bisexual. 

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I really like the pussy. 
I really like the dick now. 

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Ultimately, I really, really 
love eating pussy. 

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Am I Lesbian, I don't know. 
I really don't know people at 

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this point in time. 
I'm not sure if I'm a lesbian 

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because I told my girls. 
I was like, ladies am I? 

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The only one that thinks that 
dick? 

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All that dick. 
It doesn't even care. 

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I don't even care. 
If you have a clean dick or like

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a mediocre dick, a pretty big 
all dick tastes to me, when I'm 

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sucking the dick, it just 
reminds me of sucking on a 

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balloon and I'm not talking 
about like the tip that you blow

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in. 
I'm talking about The tip of the

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balloon like as a whole so that 
it tastes like latex. 

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That's all, it tastes like to 
me. 

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And that's not only in, that's 
also not just because I make my 

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partner's wear condoms. 
This is just me in general. 

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I really, really like when I 
think about dick, I'm like, 

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this, tastes like a balloon. 
I basically think I'm inhaling a

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balloon and especially if 
they're uncircumcised. 

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Oh God, it's like two balloons 
and wine. 

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So I'm like okay. 
A, I really just don't like it 

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now with pussy though, man. 
All the pussy of I've ever 

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taste. 
I've never had pussy taste the 

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same to me. 
So when people are like, oh 

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yeah. 
No. 

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No I don't know what pussy 
tastes like because I'm eating 

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pussy. 
Where it had no taste one. 

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It just literally tastes like a 
beer because we had were out 

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drinking. 
I've had pussy tastes like 

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chocolate shit. 
You not shit. 

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You not pussy tastes like 
chocolate. 

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I'll even taste my own vagina 
right now aren't are. 

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I'm putting my hands down the 
pants. 

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Hold on. 
I'm really, I'm really fingering

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myself right now. 
So Instagram. 

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Don't don't, you know, flag. 
Alabama takes myself. 

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Well, I am super wet. 
Mmm. 

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You know what? 
I have no taste today. 

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No fucking taste. 
My pussy has no taste today if 

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anything. 
Like she's really like whoever's

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gonna get this pussy. 
You're in for a treat today 

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because there is no taste. 
Now someone did say to me that 

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my pussy tastes like a 
strawberry milkshake. 

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I really don't eat strawberries.
I mean strawberry milk. 

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She's like that. 
I'm really not. 

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Like a shake person unless if 
it's like my healthy smoothies. 

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But yeah, when he said that to 
me mind you, we were like 18 at 

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the time. 
So he was like, yeah, tastes 

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like strawberry milk on my tail 
strawberry. 

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No, that's the first. 
Okay, I'll go with that. 

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Another person said, oh, it's 
like water. 

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I'm like really, they're like, 
yeah, can I have some more off? 

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Like maybe you could drink it 
all day. 

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Come on, this pussy. 
Ain't going in wet itself, you 

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know, it's not gonna lick 
itself. 

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If I could, I would love to eat 
my own See, one day, I 

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literally. 
If it's possible, I really want 

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to eat my pussy one day because 
people say this is some bomb 

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pussy. 
I've never had somebody say, you

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taste disgusting, disgusting, 
like no one's ever said that and

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mind you. 
I have been eating out at like 

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my day 5 of my period And so 
usually as a female when you're 

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on your period you're gonna have
like a metallic taste or if 

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you're close to your period, 
it's gonna have a metallic 

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taste. 
So I was Asking and really 

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inquiring because I always like 
when someone goes down on me, I 

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really take the time and I'm 
like, let me taste myself. 

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I got a comment on here. 
Someone says, my girl knows the 

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mama. 
She said, it took, it depends 

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upon what you eat, and if you 
smoke drink excetera, it's a 

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huge taste District difference. 
Men, and you're not the only one

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because honestly, to me, men and
women do have different tastes. 

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So, again, everybody is 
different. 

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So, without further Ado, let's 
get into Into it again. 

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My pussy tastes delicious. 
I'll do it again if y'all want, 

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I'll do it again. 
So y'all really know what's up. 

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Y'all hear that my pussies 
really like I'm going to eat it 

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again. 
I went a little bit deeper. 

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Yeah, there's no taste and, you 
know, I'm not that I'm the type 

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of person that really has a her 
Expressions all over her mouth. 

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So as you can tell on Instagram 
and on Periscope, it tastes 

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clearly. 
I'm like, that's dessert. 

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That's fucking desert for me. 
So again today, it smells and 

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tastes like not a Zippo hippo. 
So, all right, I want onto some 

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websites because it seems like 
you guys are really scared when 

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I really ask for your attention,
and that goes for everybody 

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who's listening to the podcast 
on PodOmatic, The Misfits 

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Network, and SoundCloud, and all
that. 

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When I put my email down, that 
is for y'all to like call in 

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respond, when I say, this is the
number to text that is the 

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number to text. 
Now, there are some people that 

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do talk to me on Snapchat and 
all that big, when I tell you. 

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To tell me what the fuck. 
This pussy taste white, please 

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give me some answers. 
So right now, I'm gonna ask and 

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call and respond on the count of
three if you're on the live 

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chat. 
Tell me right now. 

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What pussy taste to you? 
I'm a mark them down and I'm 

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going to go through this list 
that I found from love pink 

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e.com. 
So again, a lot of people, you 

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know, talk about their come 
tasting different, what do they 

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what do they need to do? 
What do they need to stop? 

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Doing so we Again, you are what 
you eat. 

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I'm so serious. 
So some people have said that 

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pussy tastes like unsweetened 
yogurt that I can agree on. 

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I noticed that when I'm heavily 
ovulating it does have like a 

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yogurt e texture, not yeast 
infection texture and I'll tell 

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you the difference between if 
you know your partner has a 

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yeast infection versus when 
she's ovulating and ovulating 

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for all you people that don't 
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that's when she's the most 
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Get pregnant because that's 
legit eggs dropping from her 

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vagina. 
So when you see like that wet, 

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like that really sticky milky, 
white fluid, that's not just 

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her. 
Come, that is her ovaries. 

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Those are her eggs. 
That is the gift of Life. 

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Y'all, I don't want to get a 
little disgusting but it's the 

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truth. 
So again, if you're into it. 

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Cool. 
But just know, that's when you 

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really need to put a rubber on 
because you want to know when 

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girls get the most pregnant, 
it's when they're ovulating. 

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It's usually about a week or two
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The period. 
So going back to The Taste when 

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you're ovulating. 
Healthy ovulation, can taste 

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like unsweetened yogurt. 
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to like, Greek yogurt sometimes,
you know, hit the hearts. 

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Hit the likes. 
If you agree with me disagree, 

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another person says, they like a
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It has no taste or Texture to 
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I really liked it. 
But another person said that it 

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tastes to them like an old 
Nation of french fries and 

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hamburger meat. 
I can taste the sadness of 

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McDonald's in her pussy. 
Chances are She probably did at 

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McDonald's or she had a burger 
substance when you eat people 

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and you guys are so anxious to 
take us, ladies out to dinner. 

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And as men, I mean, as men, its 
ladies, you know, we we tend to 

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either grub or we tend to just 
do Pickens Be careful what you 

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put in your body. 
I'll give you the perfect story.

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So my ex and I we went to this 
place called on Boiling Crab one

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time and boiling crab has like 
massive Seafood, just massive 

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Seafood, bunched up in a bag. 
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We decided to get really drunk 
that night and attempted to have

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sex. 
My ex was really not into 

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seafood and I kind of got her 
into Seafood slowly but like 

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When we got home and we started 
fucking, she went down on my 

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pussy and she's like, I can't 
eat it. 

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And I'm like, what's going on? 
She's like, I can taste all the 

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flavors of the food. 
We just had like, she's like, it

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tastes like Cajun food and I lo 
and behold, you know, I was 

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like, okay, let me, let me taste
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So I think it myself and I taste
it, and sure enough, my pussy 

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was spicy like, I could still 
taste the spices. 

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So again, if you're going out to
dinner, be mindful of what 

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you're going out to dinner. 
Her in having, if you're having 

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a steak you having Lobster 
asparagus before, sex chances, 

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are that pussy that dick? 
Even that ass is gonna taste or 

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smell really bad. 
Drink lots of water. 

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Hydration is key, especially for
all my squirters like myself out

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there. 
Hydration is the key. 

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So if you're a person that is 
really like not drinking a lot 

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of water and you're drinking. 
You're eating a lot of like 

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heavy an iron foods chances are 
you're going to get that 

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metallic taste no shit just 
because it's iron doesn't mean 

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it but I kid you not. 
You start eating foods high in 

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iron it's going to have a weird 
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Italic almost like coins. 
Like, you're licking the back of

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the penny. 
If anybody's done that, I've 

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done it as a kid, several times,
I'm not even a lie, I used to 

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lick coins and like it, I never 
ate them, but I like them. 

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Yeah, I was a weird kid, but 
again, it's gonna have that 

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weird texture that weird tastes 
so, if it tastes metallic 

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chances, are, they're having in 
their iron, And we're just on 

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the pussy. 
This is what people just said 

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about the pussy. 
Another person said it's sort of

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like when you kiss flesh to a 
degree. 

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So they said when you suck on 
the back of your hands or you 

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suck on your fingers, that's 
what it tastes like. 

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I guess, go figure. 
I mean all right cool. 

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I can dig it. 
Another person said it just 

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tastes like a rare phenomenon. 
I even know what the fuck. 

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That means, pussy tastes Divine.
That's what they said. 

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What? 
What does divine taste like to 

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you? 
So, again sound off below. 

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What is Percy? 
Your dick tastes like this is 

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your grandma's radio. 
Stop fire. 

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If you want to text in a 
response because I'm not going 

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to take phone calls because I'm 
using the phone for Instagram, 

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you can text the number 32 33, 
7540 18 and I want to know, just

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one or two words, what is pussy 
dick or ass taste? 

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Like, so that's 32 3375 4018. 
So going back to it. 

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Again, someone said, salty milk 
and old coins. 

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Don't want to know what that she
can in our diet, but that just 

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another one said, fermented a 
low on a 9-volt battery. 

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Now, I got a person that says 
must be why I don't enjoy eating

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pussy after woman had been 
drinking a lot of beer, 

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actually. 
That's definitely the reason why

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so beer as I'm drinking and And 
vodka. 

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Whiskey in particular are gonna 
give you the most rank taste 

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now. 
It's not like, after one I'm 

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saying, like after a heavy night
of drinking, it does get a 

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little bit too much. 
And also think about it, if 

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you're having drunk sex, are you
really going to encourage your 

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partner to take a shower before 
y'all? 

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Do the do because let's be 
honest. 

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You get so fucking fucked up 
sometimes and you're like, oh 

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yeah, let's take a shit is gonna
ask that. 

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So of course, you can have 
sweaty crotch sweaty balls and 

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it's gonna probably tastes 
salty. 

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It's gonna taste a little Boe, 
it really will, you will always 

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remember the taste of Bo and if 
you don't, that's just 

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disgusting because that means 
you're accustomed to your taste.

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That's why I really tell my 
people who have that late sweat 

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fetish. 
Let love the girls right after 

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the gym. 
And please don't do that, it's 

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not healthy. 
Do you realize the bacteria and 

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the germs that are covered in 
the gym? 

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And then you want to eat her 
pussy or you want to suck your 

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man's dick after the gym, it 
doesn't matter if they rubbed up

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against it. 
But if they went to the pool 

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showers, I mean, if they went to
the pool, if they sat down in 

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the sauna or sat down in the 
steam room, chances are you're 

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soaking up everybody else's 
Booty Juice. 

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Crotch and smegma, it's just 
nasty. 

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It's fucking nasty. 
So do yourself a big favor. 

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Do your mouth and favor, do your
body a favor. 

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Just just go take a shower. 
Go take a shower. 

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Eat her out in the shower. 
Suck his dick in the shower then

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have some good after Jim sex. 
Please do y'all a favor. 

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Come on now. 
Come on. 

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Now 2017. 
Let's be a little bit more 

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cleaner. 
Here's another one. 

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Hmm, another guy said that. 
Pussy, tasted to lot taste them.

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Like nectar, water, salt, and 
citrus. 

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Hey, there you go. 
Different flavors. 

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She had a cocktail pussy. 
I like it. 

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All right. 
Now, here's where things got a 

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little interesting about the 
deck and this is where I can 

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actually vouch. top of the list,
and this was from, Oh my God, 

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some sunblock thought, I think 
it was thought Kalin catalog. 

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Yes it was Thought Catalog a 
woman said, a banana in a slice 

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ham I don't know if I want to 
taste that but I can actually 

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understand what she means. 
I mean, ham has a really 

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particular taste its fleshy. 
It's salty. 

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If it's honey baked or honey 
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it and let's face it. 
A banana, a banana is a banana 

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and I could see maybe if like 
she's dealt with a dick that has

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smegma because it had like 
little white material around. 

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It guys, clean your penises so I
can get that I guess. 

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Another one said, white 
peppered, season seared ahi tuna

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with a spring salad and a honey 
mustard drizzle. 

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That I don't even want to know 
how you made that comparison. 

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Oh sorry. 
The guy's name is Ben, not a 

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woman? 
I don't get it. 

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So you compared it to ahi tuna, 
you are nasty. 

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And someone said, it tastes like
death and a little bit of 

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strawberry. 
Okay, then whatever death tastes

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like. 
Oh right. 

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Oh my favorite, my girl Alexis 
dreamer on Reddit said. 

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Close. 
It tastes like dirty clothes. 

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With a hint of what you stick 
someone else's finger in your 

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mouth. 
Okay, let's be honest, guys. 

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I have a bone to pick. 
I get it. 

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You put your fingers in my 
mouth. 

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And you want to be stimulated as
if I'm sucking on your cock as 

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you're like thrusting, inside of
me with some of y'all don't wash

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your hands and it makes me 
wonder, like, the germaphobia me

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like gets out of the element 
that you have a really good 

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dick. 
Fucking me. 

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And I start thinking like, did 
he wash his hands? 

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What has he touched? 
What the hell am I sucking off? 

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Why is his hands so sweaty? 
Like it's not cute. 

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It's not cute at all. 
So do yourselves a favor men. 

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Stop sticking your fingers in 
your lady's mouth without 

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permission and wash your hands 
because I've seen what y'all do.

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Y'all scratch your balls, you 
scratch your you're nuts. 

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I mean I'm sorry you scratch 
your balls just scratch your 

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ass. 
You pick your nose, you Your 

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toenails, then you like go to 
the kitchen, you eat some chips,

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you might make yourself a 
fucking sandwich. 

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And have I said that he was 
washed his hands. 

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Hell, no. 
And Ladies, we do it, too. 

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We've checked out our couch. 
He's on the couch. 

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When our man's not around. 
We pick our toes. 

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We pick our noses, to some of us
scratch, our belly buttons, 

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especially if you got like a 
piercing, Come On. 

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Now, ladies are awfully quiet 
right now because I'm smelling 

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all the secrets digging your 
ears. 

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Thank you Dustin. 
That's True. 

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We some nasty people and if 
you're saying, oh my God, I 

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never would do that. 
You're fucking lying. 

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You're fucking lying. 
I'm gonna take a sip of this 

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beer. 
So there you go. 

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So instead really old and 
horrible cottage cheese, this is

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what the compared dick too. 
Damn. 

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I feel the pain girl. 
I feel the pain rotten fish and 

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cat poop. 
Funny story. 

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With that. 
I am allergic to cats, actually,

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I'm allergic to dirty pets. 
So when I go, when I went to, 

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this person's house, this is 
before I had the layer, but I 

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went to this guy's house. 
He was a tender fuck or 

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whatever. 
I walked in and immediately, it 

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just smell like cat. 
Everybody knows what the smell 

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of cat is. 
It's a very strong vinegary, 

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just dirty ass. 
Hobo smell a walked in there, 

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and it was just like, oh, you 
got a cat. 

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He's like, yeah, I forgot to 
tell you that it like, are you 

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okay with that? 
I'm like, I'm kind of allergic. 

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So please tell me that, at least
your bedroom, it's not cat 

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infesting. 
He's like, no, no, it's all 

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good. 
His bedroom was atrocious. 

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I don't remember the last time 
you cleaned it. 

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Sheets. 
But he asked me to give him some

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head. 
I attempted to give him some 

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head and it smelt like he 
actually fucked his cat. 

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I'm sorry to anybody out there. 
Who's a part of PETA, what it 

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smelled like he was fucking his 
cat. 

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Pussy. 
I swear to God, I swear to God. 

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It smelt so bad. 
It smells so bad. 

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I have never liked Thrown up on 
dick and trust me if he had told

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me to really like force my head 
down and be like, give me some 

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head. 
My God. 

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I probably would have thrown up 
on his dick, but it legit just. 

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Hmm. 
Someone just said he got some 

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pussy before you came over. 
No, I think he literally fucked 

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his cat because if a vagina 
smell like that, I'm disgusting 

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or maybe he did. 
Stick his dick in the litter 

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box. 
I don't fucking know but it was 

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just so disgusting. 
I wanted to die. 

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So men you expect us to clean 
our vaginas and you want to 

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taste good pussy. 
I want to taste some good dick. 

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Can I taste the penis that 
doesn't taste? 

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Sweaty and salty, Can I taste 
oh, I've even oh I have taste 

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cock from another pussy. 
Like, Legit. 

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I knew that this man fucked 
another woman and then demanded 

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me to suck his dick and I was 
like this is not my pussy. 

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Whose pussy is this? 
He's like, oh it's nobody. 

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I wasn't doing shit. 
I was like bullshit. 

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You're talking to a bisexual. 
I eat pussy. 

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Hell I had pussy. 
Lots night. 

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This ain't my pussy taste on 
your cock. 

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So who the fuck were you fucking
before? 

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You ask me to suck your dick. 
So again ladies because that 

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vagina I was mad at him. 
I was like, oh whoa, no, we're 

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not having sex. 
You are not going down on me 

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that vagina tastes nasty. 
I like you are nasty that you 

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stuck your dick and not filthy 
penis that filthy pussy. 

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Like hell to the no. 
Goodbye. 

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Goodbye. 
Goodbye goodbye. 

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So again a girl compared Guy 
saying that it's not like fish 

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and cat poop. 
So again wash your balls, wash 

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your shaft and I'm not talking 
about oh I just smooth it out. 

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No, I want you to run the head. 
Rub the foreskin. 

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If you have any, get the balls. 
What is up with y'all? 

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Not washing the balls and 
especially at a home. 

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Girl, tell me this They were 
fucking, or they were about to 

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have a threesome homeboy. 
Didn't wash it. 

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Like, he took shit or whatever 
and didn't clean his balls 

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properly. 
So his balls smell like shit. 

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Now do my homegirl fucking know 
what the girl that they were 

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going to have a threesome way. 
She sucked his dick and I'm sure

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as hell, she probably smelled 
some booty on it, like that's 

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nasty met especially if you got 
big-ass balls, if you got some 

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big-ass balls, come on now. 
Clean your balls, clean the 

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balls. 
Clean the bowls. 

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Ladies men. 
If you want to go all natural, 

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let me tell you something. 
Used wet wipes. 

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Okay, and I'll tell you why. 
Toilet paper gets stuck up 

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there. 
You main probably don't like to 

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use toilet paper. 
When you pee, you just probably 

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do the old shake and dry that 
that's a no-go. 

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That's a no-go. 
If you know you're getting your 

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dick sucked and you just pissed,
can you please use a wet wipe 

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use a baby wipe and you some 
water afterwards because we 

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don't want to taste, you know? 
The aloe vera baby I want to 

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smell like I don't want to I 
don't want to have sex with a 

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guy who smells like baby dick 
but I want you to clean your 

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penis. 
They have wet wipes to for 

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adults. 
But again I rather you smell 

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like cucumber melon then piss on
my dick. 

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Okay, today the piss a new day 
to piss a I don't want to know 

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that. 
I want to smell something fresh 

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and clean. 
Something that would make me 

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more my water. 
My mouth water. 

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He's the hair gets trapped, you 
know, traps the pheromones. 

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Same with ice. 
So, please wipe off your pubes. 

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Okay, I'm doing your partner's a
favor. 

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If I can't see your labia, if I 
cannot see the base of your 

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cock, please trim Mufasa down. 
Nobody wants all that. 

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00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:24,700
I don't want to like really, you
know, Go digging for shit. 

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Now someone said shave or wax. 
Shit it's 2017, Stop Shaving, 

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I'm serious. 
Lady, Stop Shaving. 

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00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:36,100
It's either wax it. 
Laser it or trim it down do not 

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shave men to stop shaving, your 
genitals and I'll tell you why. 

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It makes you more receptive to 
STDs and STIs. 

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Look it up. 
It's not new. 

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But you guys gotta stop it. 
I'm serious. 

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My own gynecologist told me I 
have to stop shaving. 

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So And if you're heavily 
sexually active and you usually 

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shave. 
Trim it down, get it waxed, 

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guys, you can get a Brazilian as
well. 

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I'm so serious. 
I'm so serious. 

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So again, if you are an 
all-natural, just get some 

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proper trimming. 
I'm serious, trim it down. 

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No more shaving throw out your 
razors that you're shaving your 

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vagina with sweat and your dicks
with think about it. 

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Or also, you're probably not 
even using to razors to shave 

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your genitals, you're probably 
using the same razor that you're

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using the shave. 
Your armpits, your arms, your 

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legs, your back, your face. 
And then you're going to put 

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that to your vagina. 
Do you know how many things you 

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just did and just spread? 
Come on now? 

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2017. 
Educate yourself. 

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It's not that hard. 
So again stop with the Shaving. 

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Go to go to a waxer. 
Go. 

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To a Tremor. 
So serious, so serious. 

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All right. 
So now let's talk about 

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00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,300
actually, let's not talk about, 
we're going to take a quick 

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break. 
All my people on the Periscope 

438
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,400
and the Instagram, you know what
this means? 

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I'm done this in a while, so 
either. 

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We're gonna play a little game 
for all those people's for all 

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the people on PodOmatic. 
Don't go anywhere. 

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We'll be right back. 
I'm going to go with some do's 

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and don'ts of what to eat. 
This is where you guys should 

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get to know pads out because I'm
gonna tell y'all what to start 

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00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,200
throwing out of your kitchen 
right now. 

446
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,100
So don't go anywhere. 
I'll be right back on the on the

447
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:37,700
podcast. 
I want to let you know about the

448
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:42,600
Misfits network.com that the 
Misfits network.com. 

449
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:46,600
You can subscribe to all of our 
channels under one Hub. 

450
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,900
If you just go to the Misfits 
network.com, check it out. 

451
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:54,100
Sapphires are play is on there, 
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452
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:58,800
moments and one of my personal 
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453
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,400
So check out the Misfits 
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454
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,300
Make sure to also subscribe to 
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455
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:08,900
Stitcher and clamor are all 
right, back to South Asia play. 

456
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,800
Welcome back to Sapphires are 
play. 

457
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:40,800
Okay so everybody on the live 
feeds basically told me take a 

458
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:44,400
shot of moonshine so I did and I
took a hit for my Heavy Hitters 

459
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,200
Hitters. 
I got to go get that 2.0 

460
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,700
cartridge soon. 
Shout out to them and I did 

461
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:53,300
Chase it down with my Bud, Light
Lime, but it's all good. 

462
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,200
So we're back. 
We're talking about. 

463
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,200
What does pussy taste like to 
you? 

464
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,000
So I want to know if you're on 
the live feed let me know what 

465
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,300
does pussy ass or dick? 
Taste like to you now. 

466
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:11,800
What is asked tastes like to me,
I don't eat the ass, I don't eat

467
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,600
the ass, I fingered the eyes. 
And I really have to like your 

468
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,700
ass but I've never tongue fucked
in the ass. 

469
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:22,200
Now people have tasted my eyes 
and they just said it's 

470
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,000
delicious. 
They're like well I like to 

471
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,400
smother yo, yo booty shakes, I'm
like, oh thank you, like I love 

472
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,500
it, I love it, I love it, I love
it, I love it. 

473
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:36,800
So, but I did say a dick tastes 
like a balloon. 

474
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,500
To me. 
It doesn't matter how many dicks

475
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:43,000
like sucked, but they all taste 
like balloons. 

476
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,300
I'm sorry men. 
But pussy, takes it all. 

477
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,700
Pussy has a different taste for 
me every time. 

478
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,000
There's this one. 
Pussy. 

479
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,500
Oh my God, I need like her pussy
this weekend. 

480
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,500
Like real talk. 
I have not had sex with this one

481
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,200
particular girl in a really long
time and it's frustrating the 

482
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,700
fuck out of me because I we see 
each other in passing. 

483
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,100
And I was like girl when you 
gonna come over again like what 

484
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:05,900
the fuck? 
She's like. 

485
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,200
I know. 
I know and I'm like, well, stop 

486
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,100
playing. 
Let me come eat that pussy. 

487
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,200
I Jesus Christ. 
I literally can tell the girls 

488
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,700
that I have a way with Ladies, I
really have a way with the 

489
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,600
ladies. 
Like I really just have to tell 

490
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,600
them right. 
Let me just eat your pussy. 

491
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,900
Come on over to the lair. 
Let me eat your pussy like just,

492
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:27,600
it's just that easy. 
It's just that fucking easy, 

493
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,100
guys. 
I don't know who I am half the 

494
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,700
time, but that's really all it. 
Takes. 

495
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,500
I tell a girl come over to the 
layer. 

496
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:36,400
Let me eat your pussy. 
Let's hang out, tough girl, 

497
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,000
time. 
Yada, yada yada, let's catch up.

498
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,400
Okay, let me eat your pussy. 
That's really how easy it is. 

499
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:44,400
But again, that's just me. 
I'm not telling everybody. 

500
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,400
Buddy do just text a chick and 
say let me come eat your pussy. 

501
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000
If y'all aren't that on that tip
don't do it because chances are 

502
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,600
you will never see that pussy 
again. 

503
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:58,500
So these are the do's and don'ts
for the penises so men please 

504
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,200
write this down. 
Hmm. 

505
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,800
Let's see if here we go. 
The dues, please wash it daily, 

506
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,800
okay. 
Especially after participating, 

507
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,900
in some sweaty activity. 
We talked about this, y'all. 

508
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:19,500
So, please soap and water, mild 
soap and water and I see mild to

509
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:24,100
an extent because soap does it 
really taste good during sex? 

510
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:27,100
It really doesn't. 
It doesn't taste that good. 

511
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,700
And guys, another thing, can you
can you ease up on the On your 

512
00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:34,200
penis kids, like that's just 
nasty. 

513
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:38,800
That's not helping anybody. 
In fact, if you're wearing axe, 

514
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,400
throw that shit away. 
Like I get it times are hard, 

515
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,300
but you know what? 
You can get some doves. 

516
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,100
You can get some secret, you can
get some, like men's degree or 

517
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,500
something. 
Stop it with the axe, you are 

518
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:52,200
not 12 years old anymore. 
That is the shape that your mama

519
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,900
introduce you to during your 
like kitty days, like stop 

520
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:59,900
spraying your penis, and ladies 
sing things. 

521
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:04,600
Stop spraying your Anna? 
First of all the vagina is a 

522
00:31:04,608 --> 00:31:06,900
self-cleaning oven. 
Okay. 

523
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,600
But someone just said to me they
don't eat ass until I ate the 

524
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,400
pussy for a bit and it's all wet
and taste like the pussy. 

525
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,300
That's fair enough. 
That's fair game. 

526
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,600
Some guys, like go straight to 
the eyes. 

527
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,500
I've had guys that are like I 
meet that ass first. 

528
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:27,400
I'm like oh oh oh okay cool. 
Alright you just want to go 

529
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,200
straight to the booty. 
All right then spread my cheeks.

530
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,600
Way, there we go. 
Here's another one. 

531
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:40,000
Someone said shower, no lotion, 
Stop Shaving no more shaving, no

532
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,100
more shaving. 
I'm serious. 

533
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,700
Nobody. 
Shaves anymore. 

534
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:47,500
Trim it wax it, that's it and 
eat the Booty like, groceries. 

535
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,100
That's damn, right? 
You got to eat the booty, okay, 

536
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:55,600
so trim or trim, trim or wax, 
that's it. 

537
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:59,400
Trim wax laser. 
No more shaving. 

538
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:04,800
If going, you know, if that's 
too much then I'm sorry but you 

539
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,800
got to stop with the razor's. 
Stop with the razor's. 

540
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,200
I'm serious. 
Go look it up. 

541
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,900
Talk to your doctors, I'm 
serious. 

542
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,100
Here's another thing now guys. 
Yes, I am. 

543
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:20,900
The one that was fucking up the 
news on Jude show, I am his 

544
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:22,800
associate producer. 
Nice to meet you. 

545
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,800
Anyways, back to the show again,
please. 

546
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,300
If you start smelling something 
or you see some discharge and 

547
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:35,100
this goes for men and women. 
So main, if you start smelling a

548
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,800
certain discharge and I'm 
talking about like white stuff 

549
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:42,000
coming out of your penis or it's
like really painful when you 

550
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,700
coming, go to your doctor ladies
and I told you guys, I was going

551
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:51,100
to tell you If this is how you 
can, you know, see if a woman 

552
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:56,500
has a yeast infection, yeast 
infection usually has a grayish 

553
00:32:56,700 --> 00:33:02,200
texture and a very very foul 
potent smell. 

554
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:08,100
It's not fishy. 
It's just it's very you'll just 

555
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:10,300
know something. 
It's just going to go up to your

556
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,700
nose and you're just going to be
like oh this is just rank and 

557
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,000
guys, same thing, white milky 
fluid. 

558
00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:18,500
Fluid. 
That's okay. 

559
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:23,200
But if it's like really potent 
white sometimes has like a 

560
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:28,300
Cheesy texture that's either 
smegma or its yeast infection as

561
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:31,500
well. 
Again, check up on the smells. 

562
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:35,300
If your penis is leaking shape, 
you might have something a 

563
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:39,000
little bit more. 
So, again, watch the signs, 

564
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,500
guys, stop being afraid to taste
your own come. 

565
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,300
I did it on the first half, I'll
do it again. 

566
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:46,400
I'ma tell y'all. 
This is the same reaction. 

567
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,300
This is how I know. 
No, my pussy tastes good. 

568
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,700
I'm Gonna Get Away. 
Hold up. 

569
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,700
Gonna do the pussy test. 
God, do the pussy. 

570
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,300
Test on the taste, my pussy for 
you. 

571
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,000
I don't know if you guys can 
hear that, but that is my pussy.

572
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,100
Little wet little wet. 
Here we go. 

573
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,500
Still no taste. 
No. 

574
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,400
Taste my pussy. 
No taste. 

575
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,000
Almost see. 
No, taste. 

576
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,699
Some of us. 
Say no taste. 

577
00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:17,300
Like my birthday, but tastes 
good. 

578
00:34:19,699 --> 00:34:21,600
I'm sewing. 
I need to text the dick that 

579
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,900
wants to fuck me. 
And say dessert is ready for 

580
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,300
you. 
That's so good. 

581
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:33,500
Okay, again drink lots of water.
Now for all my coffee, drinkers 

582
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:37,400
out there, I'm going to tell you
I'm serious, we gotta cut back. 

583
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,900
We gotta cut back on all the 
caffeine and I'll tell you why. 

584
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:47,400
This affects both vaginas and 
penises the caffeine is not good

585
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,100
for you caffeine free tea by the
way. 

586
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,300
So if it has caffeine in it and 
you're like drinking a lot of 

587
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:57,400
sodas, a lot of diet sodas, if 
you're drinking a lot of like 68

588
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,500
coffee cups, a day, cut it down,
cut it down. 

589
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,600
And drink lots of water in 
between I'm serious. 

590
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:10,000
A lot of water in between can 
really help your your diet, I'm 

591
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,300
serious. 
Okay, your lady is saying, guys 

592
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,100
that your come doesn't taste 
good really think about what 

593
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,700
you're putting into your body. 
If you're a smoker and I'm not 

594
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,300
talking about weed now, there's 
a great debate that they're 

595
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:27,500
saying that weed and cigarettes 
have an effect on the genitals. 

596
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,000
I'm a pot smoker. 
I smoke every day. 

597
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:34,500
I have had nothing. 
I don't smoke cigarettes. 

598
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,300
So the only thing I put in my 
body is weed, fruits, 

599
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:43,800
vegetables, water, tea coffee, I
do everything, but I do it in 

600
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:48,800
moderation, and again the 
cigarettes cigarette. 

601
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,000
Come is, is it really exists? 
I'm so serious. 

602
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:57,100
You can smell it on their hands 
and an ex she was a heavy 

603
00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:59,300
smoker. 
I would smell it on her like 

604
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,400
it's just not cute. 
It's Cute. 

605
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,900
And it's not cute on guys 
either. 

606
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,800
It's disgusting. 
So disgusting. 

607
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:11,000
Hmm. 
Avoid also illegal drugs and I'm

608
00:36:11,008 --> 00:36:17,600
going to tell you certain ones, 
cocaine, ecstasy PCP heroin and 

609
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:23,100
meth I'm so serious. 
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop 

610
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:27,000
it, smoke some weed, fine. 
But if you're doing a lot of 

611
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,300
that, it's just discussing and I
was getting to that next. 

612
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,300
Now here's some dairy products 
that you need to avoid. 

613
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,900
Okay, so guys avoid the red 
meats, cut it down from the 

614
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:39,100
beef, go to Turkey me. 
Meet. 

615
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:44,200
Do you know, some chicken but 
stay off of the heavy meat. 

616
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,000
I mean the occasional Burger 
once in a while is fine, but if 

617
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
you're eating burgers like every
day you're eating steak every 

618
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,300
day. 
It's not good. 

619
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,100
It's not good. 
It's a lot of iron. 

620
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:59,300
And a lot of iron Causes That 
Smell causes that taste. 

621
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,900
You know what? 
Girl, I'm just as expect, I'll 

622
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:07,300
smoke and I can't even talk. 
But what up, girl, another 

623
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,200
thing. 
Is you want to make sure that 

624
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,300
even when you're like eating 
fish. 

625
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,000
You don't want to have a lot of 
fish in your system. 

626
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,800
I'm a, I'm a seafood aholic. 
Okay, I love shrimp. 

627
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,600
I love crab. 
I love oysters. 

628
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,400
But again, too much of that is a
bad thing. 

629
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,800
So again, equal out your Meats 
in your fishes, you're good to 

630
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,900
go especially with the fish 
because it does have a lot of 

631
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:35,900
fatty acids and it has good oils
for the skin and for the body 

632
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,700
and the texture, it's going to 
be amazing. 

633
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:44,200
Okay, for you, the guys and 
semen with dairy, Ease it down, 

634
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:49,600
soy milk fine, even almond milk 
a little bit better, but like 

635
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:54,100
heavy, heavy, heavy cheese, 
heavy melts like butter milk, 

636
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:57,200
people like obsessed with 
buttermilk and stuff, cut it 

637
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,300
down, I'm serious. 
Cut it down, cut it down. 

638
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,600
All right, another food to avoid
for the men. 

639
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,400
Hmm. 
He's up on your intake of 

640
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,900
broccoli. 
He's up on your intake of 

641
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:13,500
cabbage and cauliflower. 
This is especially for the guys 

642
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,400
for the women. 
Broccoli actually does the 

643
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,900
complete opposite. 
Again you also want to stay away

644
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:24,900
from the Garlic's and you want 
to stay away from the what is 

645
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:28,600
that garlic, garlic and onion. 
Stay away from that as well. 

646
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,100
It's just, it's a little bit too
much and that's the same with 

647
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:36,900
the vagina heavy on the spices 
ladies we can especially Curry. 

648
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:41,900
Oh dude, that dude at get rid of
it, get rid of it, he's down on 

649
00:38:41,908 --> 00:38:46,000
the curry. 
Now another thing I love 

650
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,300
cinnamon and cinnamon has a lot 
of health benefits a spoonful. 

651
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,800
If you can try to do it, it's 
good for you. 

652
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:57,800
But cinnamon has mental benefits
as well as sexual benefits. 

653
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:03,500
Now this for the semen and for 
the ladies for my lady Jays, 

654
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,500
it's going to make it taste a 
little bit sweeter. 

655
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,800
So So if you have t, Sandman, 
teas are good. 

656
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,400
Natural cinnamon. 
Teas are good, putting it in 

657
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,100
your power smoothie. 
So what I do every morning now I

658
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:24,000
do a ginger, I do a pineapple 
apple, cinnamon mango Greek 

659
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,700
yogurt and some power greens 
that I put it in the blender. 

660
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:29,800
Sometimes I put all these fruits
together, sometimes I spread it 

661
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,000
out, but I always make sure to 
put cinnamon in my power 

662
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,400
smoothies, as well as my power 
greens. 

663
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,100
So good. 
Another thing, let's talk about 

664
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:45,300
a the pineapples, okay, the 
great debate, a pineapples great

665
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:49,400
debate a pineapples while it's 
not scientifically proven to a 

666
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,900
point and to an extent 
pineapples do help with the 

667
00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:57,500
taste. 
However, we've all seen the mean

668
00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,500
where the girl has like opened 
up the cans and you know the 

669
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,100
guys like I can't wait to fuck 
you. 

670
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,300
I'ma be on the way and she's 
drinking like the can of 

671
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:06,400
pineapple juice. 
I do have a juicer. 

672
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,400
Actually, it's I'm looking 
straight out in my kitchen. 

673
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,800
I will show you afterwards but 
yes, I have a juicer. 

674
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:18,500
I have a bullet, I have it all. 
But again, when it comes to the 

675
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,900
pineapples, it has to be fresh 
pineapples. 

676
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:24,300
I'm not talking about the cans. 
Stop it with the pineapple juice

677
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:28,300
that you buy in the bottles. 
If it's not fresh pineapple in 

678
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:32,400
ain't shit and because there's 
artificial sugar in it, 

679
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,000
artificial sugar will fuck up 
your system. 

680
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:39,300
This is why I also tell people 
stop Sugary products on your 

681
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:41,600
penis directly. 
Like people are like, oh, this 

682
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,900
is how you make, your penis 
takes good, drizzle some 

683
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,800
chocolate, put some whipped 
cream on the pussy, put some 

684
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,200
whipped cream on the top of his 
dick. 

685
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,900
No. 
That's how you get yeast 

686
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:54,000
infections, okay? 
We, if you're a real housewives 

687
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,900
of Atlanta fan, I've watched 
every season and fuck you 

688
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,100
Phaedra. 
You told all these women to put 

689
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:04,600
sugar in your pussy. 
Stop that stop that sugary 

690
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,900
products are not meant to be. 
On your genitals, they are meant

691
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:14,600
to be in your mouth, that's it 
and even when you're doing that 

692
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,800
with oral sex, people are like 
oh I put pop rocks on the dick. 

693
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,200
No, don't put pop rocks on the 
deck. 

694
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,500
If you did not go to a sex store
that is authorized and 

695
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:29,400
authorized sex store like the 
pleasure Chest, I talk about 

696
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,500
Good Vibes out of me.com. 
There's so many legit sextours, 

697
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,500
that will sell you products 
that. 

698
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:39,600
Yes they have the sex chakra 
They have the pop rocks with. 

699
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,300
I think they're just called, BJ 
pops and they have these 

700
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,500
products that are meant like 
candy Hustlers. 

701
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,200
Okay. 
It's okay. 

702
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:50,600
It's not the greatest. 
I really don't like the Hustler 

703
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,400
store that much, but they do 
have like blowjob like packets 

704
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,000
that you can have that you know,
the woman puts in her mouth and 

705
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,300
she can orally suck, you off, it
does work. 

706
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,300
I've used it in the pussy to and
on the deck it's amazing. 

707
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:06,400
But again these are products 
that are meant for the bedroom. 

708
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,900
So, They're not just, you know, 
for consumption they're not 

709
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,100
things that you just whip up in 
the kitchen and you don't know 

710
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:15,500
what the fuck it is. 
So again, you are what you eat, 

711
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,100
you are what you put on your 
body. 

712
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,800
Also, just keep yourself 
healthy. 

713
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,100
Come on, stop with the 
artificial fruits. 

714
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:28,400
Okay, go and buy some fucking 
fresh produce Trader. 

715
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,700
Joe's Ralph's. 
Okay, get the fresh cut fruit. 

716
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:36,700
Stop buying cans of fruit and 
saying, this is my daily. 

717
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,500
Take. 
I'm healthy. 

718
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,200
You're not being healthy. 
That's just fucking desert with 

719
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,400
a lot of sugar on it. 
You're not getting any 

720
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,900
nutrients. 
Okay? 

721
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:50,500
Seriously. 
But yes, a lot of sex stories. 

722
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,500
They do have supplements to make
it taste better, but there is 

723
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:58,100
also this other thing it's 
called lick and it's a body 

724
00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:01,000
spray. 
Oh my God I think I have it. 

725
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,300
Hold on let me go find it up the
layer. 

726
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:10,800
Hold on. 
This is why I love my house 

727
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,500
because I have a lot of sex 
stuff around it. 

728
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,400
It's not called Lake, it's 
called nothing. 

729
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:21,500
All right, it's called nothing 
and get, literally, and you can 

730
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:25,500
go to nothing on me.com. 
It is a little vial and it, they

731
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:28,700
have two flavors and they have 
caramel and vanilla. 

732
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:32,000
You can put it on your neck. 
You can put it on your pussy. 

733
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Damn it. 
Jules live. 

734
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,400
Okay. 
You will have fun with you. 

735
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,400
So anyways, you got the vanilla 
and you got the caramel, you put

736
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,500
it on and you can lick it off 
your partner. 

737
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,500
I've done it. 
It's sexy. 

738
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:47,700
I've even worn it just because 
it's like a body spray, but it 

739
00:43:47,707 --> 00:43:51,500
tastes delicious. 
It smells wonderful, definitely 

740
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,600
check it out, it's called 
nothing on me. 

741
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:57,400
Go to nothing on me.com. 
It's perfect for oral sex. 

742
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,900
So, for the guys who are like, 
you know why, I want you to 

743
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:02,900
taste like candy tonight, 
sprinkle on some of that caramel

744
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,700
Know what I love the smell of 
vanilla up. 

745
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,200
Sprinkle that shit on their? 
Mix it up together. 

746
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,100
Oh my God, Wicked sensual care, 
has the same thing. 

747
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,900
They have a tasting spray. 
Go to Wicked sensual care and 

748
00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:19,300
that's made from the people of 
wicked so definitely check it 

749
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:25,100
out. 
Ladies yogurt Greek yogurt, 

750
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:28,100
plain yogurt. 
It's all good for you drizzle. 

751
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,500
A little bit of honey. 
Honey is amazing guys. 

752
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:33,900
Get your chick to put some honey
in the smoothie and that power 

753
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,900
smooth that I was telling you 
about that. 

754
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:40,000
Shit's gonna taste so good. 
I'm telling you all the things 

755
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:43,000
that I put in my body, make my 
pussy tastes amazing. 

756
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,200
And I've never had a complaint. 
I'm telling you, Ginger, 

757
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:51,900
sauerkraut, miso, and kimchi are
also good probiotics for the 

758
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:54,200
pussy. 
So again, guys, for all my 

759
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,400
Koreans out there that be, you 
know, throwing down with the 

760
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,400
kimchi, send it my way. 
Well, I gotta hit up my girl, 

761
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Susan, she makes some good as 
kimchi. 

762
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,500
Tama German motherfuckers out 
there. 

763
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:06,600
Get it. 
Get it going with some fresh, 

764
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,300
our collar. 
It's really good. 

765
00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:09,900
It's really really, really, 
really good. 

766
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,100
Eating a lot of sugar on both 
ends but especially in the 

767
00:45:14,107 --> 00:45:15,700
women. 
It gets you prone to yeast 

768
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:19,500
infections especially if you are
a diabetic or pre-diabetic. 

769
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:26,800
And it also has has been proven 
to give you some sort of that 

770
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:32,300
vaginal vaginal bacteria that 
will smell really not. 

771
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:35,800
It's like that. 
Hostess of the party and it's 

772
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,200
not, it is good for the pussy in
general, mr. 

773
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:44,300
DeVeaux check your facts. 
Again, when people see that if 

774
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:47,300
you driving a UTI, that 
cranberry is always the good 

775
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:50,700
source. 
It's good, but it's not 100% 

776
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:56,000
entirely good for the vagina, 
let alone for preventing UTIs. 

777
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,900
So, you know, please monitor 
your your cranberry intake. 

778
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,100
You can take these cranberries 
supplements, but you can ask 

779
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:06,000
your doctor, And they will tell 
you, it only does it so much 

780
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
like these suppositories that 
you can put in again, you got to

781
00:46:10,008 --> 00:46:11,500
be careful what you're putting 
in your body. 

782
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,000
Um, stay away again from the 
caffeine, the alcohol, the 

783
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,500
chocolates, chocolates, ladies 
we love chocolate on our 

784
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:23,600
periods, but kind of ease it 
back, ease it back, take it down

785
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:28,100
a notch. 
I'm sorry, it happens, I'm 

786
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:31,600
stronger smelling Foods. 
I said about asparagus Curry 

787
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,600
garlic, they Can make the crotch
smell a lot worse. 

788
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,800
Okay, now, asparagus, it does 
have its healthy benefits. 

789
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:44,000
It does help with flattening out
the belly, but again, too much 

790
00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,900
will alter her smell and her 
taste. 

791
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,800
It really well, and you will tap
you. 

792
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:55,000
Like, you can tell. 
Even with the guys, Again, red 

793
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,800
meats, keep it keep it to a 
light, keep it to a light. 

794
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,400
But again, dilute everything 
that you put in with some water 

795
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,900
and you'll be fine, you'll be 
fucking fine. 

796
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:09,900
Don't worry, it's all good. 
Now here's a fun fact and I just

797
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:12,700
actually learned about this 
yesterday but they said that the

798
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:16,300
smell of Good &, Plenty can 
actually get her juices flowing.

799
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:20,400
And this is where the vagina 
they said that in 1998. 

800
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,800
Dr. Alan Hirsch is smell and 
taste research. 

801
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:28,100
Church found out in his book 
that the scent of good in 

802
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:32,500
plenty. 
Arouse the body. 

803
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:37,400
They said mixed it with a 
perfume like a cucumber and it's

804
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,300
actually arouses the women. 
So guys get some cucumber. 

805
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:46,600
You know cute, punk rock 
cucumber, melon body spray get 

806
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,800
some good and plenties makes out
in the Roma. 

807
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,900
There you go. 
Boom! 

808
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:52,200
The smell of licorice. 
Wets the pussy apparently. 

809
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,600
Let me know. 
I'm not a good in plenty fan 

810
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,500
anymore but let me know. 
Let me know if it works. 

811
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,700
So again, guys, just be careful 
of what you put in your body 

812
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:09,800
because not, everyone is gonna 
be all tonight. 

813
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,600
But at the same time, you just 
want to be mindful. 

814
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,700
That's why I say when you're 
going on a sex date and y'all 

815
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:17,500
are trying to go out to eat be 
mindful of what you're eating. 

816
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,300
If you're gonna have Curry, it's
going to smell, like Curry 

817
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,800
during sex. 
If you are having like barbecue 

818
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,300
or fried foods, it's gonna smell
and maybe taste like a little 

819
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:30,600
bit of fried foods heavy and 
iron, It's gonna be heavy in 

820
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,800
iron in the bedroom and you're 
not going to be happy. 

821
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,600
I want people to eat the pussy 
and fucking luck eating the 

822
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,100
pussy. 
I want women start guzzling down

823
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:41,200
on some dick shit. 
I need to find a dick. 

824
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:45,700
Then I'm like in love with so 
then I can be like I just want 

825
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:48,000
to suck your penis all day long.
Like, I'll drizzle some of this,

826
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,800
nothing on me. 
I'll make him have a vanilla 

827
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:54,700
caramel dick and I'll be good. 
I'll be good to go. 

828
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,100
I'll be ready to go. 
I swear to God, I'll be fine. 

829
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,500
I'll be good. 
All right, so I think it's time 

830
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:03,900
to take another break and just a
break from the sex stuff and 

831
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:07,300
let's get into some days and 
days to think of sensed 

832
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:19,700
confused. 
Dazed sext confused. 

833
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,300
Right. 
This is everybody's favorite 

834
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,400
segments, at least with the 
podcast. 

835
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,500
Y'all love the day, sex and 
confuse news. 

836
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:31,600
This is what I talked about some
headlines of some fucked-up 

837
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,500
things. 
In the media, the have to be 

838
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:39,000
crazy sometimes sexual or just 
damn, right confusing. 

839
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,500
And let me tell you the ones 
that I got tonight. 

840
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,700
This shit is crazy as fuck. 
I don't know where to begin, but

841
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,000
this one. 
Okay. 

842
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:53,700
A pair a couple was arrested 
while there while having sex in 

843
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:57,700
the car with her children. 
Now they weren't fucking each 

844
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,500
other. 
They weren't fucking their 

845
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,900
children. 
They were fucking each other 

846
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,500
this 20 sets. 
Oh sorry. 

847
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:08,200
Three this couple the man and 
woman were 26 and 28 but they 

848
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:13,000
were having sex in there. 
Honda Accord in a outlet mall in

849
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,600
Gettysburg and they decided you 
know to have sex in the parking 

850
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,100
lot while their kids were just 
chilling in the backseat. 

851
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,200
Just chilling. 
Just just chilling. 

852
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,400
I don't know. 
What are the kids think is going

853
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,800
on? 
Mommy? 

854
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,400
Why are you on top of daddy? 
Why is the car moving? 

855
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:37,700
Why is she going? 
And he Daddy's good and then you

856
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:43,600
left like really y'all can just 
you know, go to the, take the 

857
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,800
kids you know to Grandma and 
Grandpa's leave them at home, 

858
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:50,300
then go. 
Do your know you're nasty 

859
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,400
business. 
Like I get it, he doesn't moment

860
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,200
public sex. 
But damn, you're going to scar 

861
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,100
your children like that. 
They didn't say how old the 

862
00:50:57,100 --> 00:51:00,600
children were, but the couple 
was later charged with the just 

863
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,500
disorderly conduct according to 
citations. 

864
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,000
Filed. 
The husband was taken into 

865
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:11,400
custody and he because he was 
currently on a prison work 

866
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,500
release program. 
Oh shit. 

867
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:18,300
And the kids were now in child 
welfare in the state of 

868
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:22,700
Pennsylvania. 
And what else? 

869
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,000
Ooh, this couple just they have 
a long-ass rap sheet. 

870
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,200
Jesus Christ. 
Disorderly conduct harassment, 

871
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,500
resisting arrest careless, 
driving, criminal, trespassing, 

872
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:38,300
theft like this, this is a 
couple, obviously is like Bonnie

873
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,900
and Clyde, but Jesus. 
Come on. 

874
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:44,800
Y'all really couldn't wait for 
like till night night time. 

875
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,400
Nap time. 
Like that's just wrong. 

876
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,000
That is just wrong. 
Like, what are you going to 

877
00:51:50,008 --> 00:51:52,000
explain to your kids? 
Like when they finally learned 

878
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,300
what sex is they're going to 
Remember the Time. 

879
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:58,700
Mommy and Daddy got arrested in 
the mall for having sex in front

880
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:01,100
of them. 
Like, how do you explain that? 

881
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,300
How the fuck do you explain 
that? 

882
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:06,000
That's disgusting. 
Come on y'all. 

883
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,700
Now, here's my favorite story of
the week. 

884
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,900
Pregnant woman gets beaten down 
over a weave. 

885
00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:21,200
It starts with The Weave police 
allege that Ayana Aisha, read 

886
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:26,700
battered, her sister tahini. 
What, how do y'all spell this 

887
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,700
tea? 
I mean, how do you solve this 

888
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:32,000
out? 
T, y, ta H. 

889
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:37,600
And I met on E. 
Pizza, TT on E, she's crises 

890
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,400
names. 
Y'all need to step it up during 

891
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,700
a confrontation, this past 
Sunday in Jacksonville. 

892
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,200
Of course, this happened in 
Florida. 

893
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,000
I'm in a detailed report. 
It says that Tiana told 

894
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,100
investigators that her sister 
demanded to return the headpiece

895
00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:53,900
in which was a weave, she gave 
her for Christmas. 

896
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,600
When Tiani refused to return 
the, we've Ayana came to the 

897
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,700
victims apartment and confronted
her Tiani. 

898
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:04,000
Again, refused to give it to her
because she said, it was a 

899
00:53:04,008 --> 00:53:07,800
Christmas gift. 
And so that's when they started 

900
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,200
fighting. 
And that's when one sister 

901
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:15,800
decided to grab the weave off, 
the other chicks head and then 

902
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,200
just started raining punches. 
I really wish this was on 

903
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,000
camera. 
Now, mind you, this woman is 

904
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,800
just a month into her pregnancy.
The woman who got beat down 

905
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:27,100
Jesus, Christ. 
They also noted that I'm sorry. 

906
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:29,900
The woman that got beat down was
pregnant and the woman who 

907
00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:34,500
fought her appeared uninjured. 
She said that she was very sore.

908
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,800
It was going to the hospital to 
get her and her unborn baby 

909
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,800
checked out. 
They said the five-year-old. 

910
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,600
Daughter said that Reed came to 
the family home and beat her 

911
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,800
mommy up. 
Y'all need to stop. 

912
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:48,300
First of all if the weed was 
that much why did you give it to

913
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:50,500
your sister in the first place? 
Y'all siblings? 

914
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,100
You know how this shit works. 
I don't have siblings but I know

915
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,000
this. 
I'll be Damned if one of my 

916
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,500
cousin's who's like my siblings 
had some expensive shit. 

917
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:01,300
Before me. 
If the we've was not good to 

918
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:04,300
you, then you should have not 
giving your sister the weave in 

919
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,700
the first place. 
But then how dare you try to 

920
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:10,100
beat up on a woman? 
How do you want you pregnant 

921
00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:13,200
beating up on another woman 
like, over some goddamn hair? 

922
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,900
Just a weave. 
What the fuck? 

923
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,400
I want to know how much the 
we've was, because I saw the mug

924
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,100
shot and I swear to God the 
woman's hair, that didn't look 

925
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:25,700
like a size. 
Six hundred dollar we've. 

926
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,800
It looked like a 1499, we've 
that you can go get at Sally's 

927
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:34,100
like that shit. 
Come on now being up pregnant 

928
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:39,000
women because you got the wrong.
We'd I want my weed back. 

929
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:43,800
Did y'all learn in high school? 
No, take-backs. 

930
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,800
X. 
The fuck, get the fuck out of 

931
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,900
here. 
Kind of be down, I swear. 

932
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,600
And first and second of all, 
when you know, you're pregnant, 

933
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:54,400
you know your hormones out of 
racing, like the fuck. 

934
00:54:57,100 --> 00:55:00,200
You could just nicely say, no, 
I'm not returning the weave that

935
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,200
you gave me as a gift for 
Christmas, the fuck is wrong 

936
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,000
with you. 
Then on top of that, shame on 

937
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,800
the kid for Polly, open up the 
door saying, oh, that's Auntie 

938
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,500
tahini or whatever. 
The fuck. 

939
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:16,600
Her name was shake my damn head.
Here's the last one, a Florida 

940
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,000
woman again you know I love the 
Florida. 

941
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,900
I love the Floridians because 
y'all have like it's like every 

942
00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:25,500
time I've gone to Florida, I've 
never really seen. 

943
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,800
The like rachie people of 
Walmart? 

944
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:30,200
I've never seen a naked man 
running down the street. 

945
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:34,800
Now, what would you say if you 
saw a woman housing, her dirty 

946
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,700
wet used. 
Tampon ad a police officer? 

947
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,900
Well, it's a Korra feels 828. 
Did it this past Monday night in

948
00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:45,600
st. 
Petersburg on the officer, who 

949
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,900
was investigating? 
The fight said that feels told 

950
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,700
the st. 
Petersburg pop to suck her 

951
00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:56,400
pussy. 
And then she said I'll hit you 

952
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:09,200
with my tampon, you bitch. 
Hold on, let me take a break. 

953
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,700
Let me take a pause. 
Let me take a drink. 

954
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,400
Oh, he'll let me just check this
damn thing. 

955
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:27,200
Oh, goddamn. 
This woman has no home training.

956
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,100
So I'm trying to see if she was 
speeding. 

957
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:36,300
What like, what issued the fact 
that she threw the tampon? 

958
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:41,300
But yes she said I'll hit you 
with my tampon, you bitch suck 

959
00:56:41,300 --> 00:56:46,100
my pussy and then you know, 
issuing the threats Fields was 

960
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:48,100
then seen with both of her 
hands. 

961
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:51,000
Damn, she did the to handcuff 
girl. 

962
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,400
What kind of did you have the 
super super tampon? 

963
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,600
Because you know that shit is 
Big I'm not gonna lie, you know?

964
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,400
Usually I can get my tampons out
with one hand but sometimes, you

965
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,400
know, you go a little bit bigger
and sometimes, Your pussy just 

966
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,100
doesn't want to let go. 
It's like, it's like the 

967
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:07,700
Titanic. 
I'll Never Let Go Jack. 

968
00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:10,100
I'll never let go never let go 
over, he's home. 

969
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:14,000
Never let go like, it's a 
struggle being a woman. 

970
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:16,100
We gotta plug shit up there all 
the time. 

971
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:20,800
Like, it's not, it's not sexy. 
But she said, they said, she 

972
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:25,100
reached in to reach both hands 
into her vagina with their pants

973
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:30,300
open, and then she then was 
observed and seen throwing a wet

974
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:35,500
paper object. 
And it struck the officer over 

975
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,700
the shoulder. 
Please officer. 

976
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:41,700
Please tell me the vagina, at 
least melt a little bit decent. 

977
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,400
And hopefully it will. 
And they did say, it was white. 

978
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:48,700
So, okay, maybe she didn't have 
like a heavy flow, maybe it was 

979
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:53,000
like light or just beginning. 
I really want to know that the 

980
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,300
state of the tampon because they
said it was wet. 

981
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,400
So I mean, what's her vagina 
what? 

982
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,300
Or was it really like, legit 
wet. 

983
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,500
But then again, how would they 
know? 

984
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:08,200
That the tampon was white. 
So again, makes you wonder what 

985
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,400
kind of residue was on that ship
but apparently she flung it out 

986
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:18,200
of him. 
Yeah, ladies I understand, we 

987
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,500
get mad sometimes but we don't 
need to go and fleeing tampons 

988
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:24,400
and people's faces. 
We wouldn't want it done to us. 

989
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,300
Okay, so do unto others as what 
you want to be done to them, 

990
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,100
come on now. 
Last one, a town was flooded 

991
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,000
with sex calls meant for a sex 
line. 

992
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:40,100
Okay. 
So, babe station is a UK adult 

993
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:45,500
Channel and apparently a bunch 
of people in the UK were calling

994
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:48,600
this number on Sky TV. 
I actually watch Sky TV. 

995
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,700
They have some really good sexy 
program. 

996
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:53,500
Have you guys ever seen British 
shows? 

997
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:57,000
I'm telling you, it's like 
fucking porn British shows. 

998
00:58:57,100 --> 00:59:01,800
They know what's up, skins porn 
porn just porn. 

999
00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:07,000
But, anyways, they said to Reach
one of the Babe station girls, 

1000
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,300
collars from Ireland needed to 
replace the first number of the 

1001
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:13,700
number when the international 
dialing code many, however, 

1002
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,000
failed to do that. 
And instead we're connected to 

1003
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,500
residents of an Irish town of 
Westport who were aggravated and

1004
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,800
annoyed to be getting these 
calls in the middle of the 

1005
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,800
night. 
Oh my God. 

1006
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:31,000
Can you imagine they're like, 
Hello, welcome to babe station. 

1007
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:37,600
We would love to get you off 
dou, Phi, Phi, 599 sex that's 

1008
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,100
five five, five ninety nine 
sacks. 

1009
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:43,300
Don't forget the international 
code so you start calling. 

1010
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:48,300
Oh yes baby I'm here wanking off
my mate. 

1011
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:54,700
I'm baiting off my mate line. 
What are you talking about? 

1012
00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:57,600
To begin? 
The me save little bit, too. 

1013
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,600
Light to be great in the night. 
Oh baby. 

1014
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,500
I want to, I want to give you 
some baby batter. 

1015
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,800
Let me give you some baby bottle
all. 

1016
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:10,400
Oh, like really you guys, I 
worked for Vivid Radio. 

1017
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,500
That's all it was a phone sex 
line. 

1018
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:16,000
So I can imagine the phone calls
that were pouring into this. 

1019
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,600
Poor Irish Town, these poor 
people in the middle of the 

1020
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,100
night. 
They're just trying to sleep. 

1021
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,400
They're probably trying to sleep
off. 

1022
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,200
All that Guinness. 
It's some wanker on the other 

1023
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,800
end is trying to get off. 
Oh my God. 

1024
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,100
I don't know what to do. 
It's sad. 

1025
01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:32,500
I feel bad for them but 
apparently they got it. 

1026
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:36,600
They got it under control. 
So congratulations. 

1027
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,300
Sky TV. 
Y'all fucked up. 

1028
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:41,200
This is a clear. 
Clear example that motherfuckers

1029
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,300
don't read any more. 
Clear example that motherfucker 

1030
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,700
Zone read and I'm serious. 
Y'all do it to me all the time 

1031
01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:51,000
on social media, especially on 
my Snapchat and Instagram. 

1032
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,300
I'll put information like 
boldface. 

1033
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:56,300
I'll tell you the times. 
I'll tell you what to do and 

1034
01:00:56,300 --> 01:01:00,100
y'all still ask me what time 
does the show, start what, what 

1035
01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:03,900
day are you on? 
The fuck is fucking we'd fucking

1036
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:05,900
read just because I put some 
shit out. 

1037
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:09,800
You see some tits, some ass and 
shit read between the lines. 

1038
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,000
Please, please read in between 
the lines. 

1039
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:15,500
Just like a guy. 
Clearly knew that I was on Xbox,

1040
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:19,600
but he asked me anyways, is that
an Xbox? 

1041
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:20,800
Yes. 
Bitch. 

1042
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,000
It's an Xbox. 
Ask me this like twenty four 

1043
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:29,700
thousand times reading between 
the lines and that's it. 

1044
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:33,800
You guys that's the show we have
run out of time we talked about 

1045
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,700
pussy. 
I want you guys to really 

1046
01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:39,500
consider what the fuck you put 
in your in your anybody? 

1047
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:44,000
Because again, nobody wants to 
drink dirty ass. 

1048
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,600
Come no one wants to taste a 
dick. 

1049
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:52,900
That smells like pennies and and
fucking dogshit. okay, I don't 

1050
01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:59,600
want to eat a dick that taste 
like, I don't know John shoes, 

1051
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:03,000
because let's face it, if you 
guys want are on Sirius XM. 

1052
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:07,300
I feel, I really, I have 
complete like fetish right now. 

1053
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:11,600
I want to smell John shoes, just
to see if they smell like ass. 

1054
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,200
I just want to know if they 
smell like ass. 

1055
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:18,900
That's, not, that's all I want 
to know why some hobo shoes, and

1056
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,400
let me see if it smells like a 
has. 

1057
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,100
Y'all want to eat pussy? 
That doesn't taste like candy, 

1058
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:24,400
right? 
Well, men. 

1059
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,700
We don't want to taste dick. 
That tastes like dirt. 

1060
01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:31,100
Cat shit and dirty-ass Kochi, 
guys. 

1061
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:34,600
If you're double-dipping in the 
pussy, come on now wipe the 

1062
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,000
evidence off in the last chick 
because I don't want to smell or

1063
01:02:37,008 --> 01:02:40,600
taste a dirty chicks pussy, 
because then I'm a look at you 

1064
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,700
funny. 
I'll be like, okay, I know my 

1065
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:45,300
pussy's clean but with the fuck.
Are you doing with your dick? 

1066
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,100
All right. 
So remember guys I'm is Radio 

1067
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:53,900
Sapphire Sapphire 0 plate is 
always live Wednesday night's 82

1068
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:56,700
about 9:30 ish on the eat on the
West Coast. 

1069
01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,600
Ghost, sorry. 
And if you missed any of the 

1070
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,200
show, you can watch it right 
now. 

1071
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:06,100
On Periscope .t, V / Ms, radio 
Sapphire. 

1072
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:10,600
It will be up for 24 hours, you 
have until tomorrow night and 

1073
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:14,400
you can go to the Misfits 
podcast Network at the Misfits 

1074
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,200
network.com. 
You can download this episode 

1075
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,000
for free because sapphires, your
play is for free. 

1076
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,900
All, yes, free 99 for re you 
don't even have to sign up. 

1077
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:26,700
You can just click on an episode
that you fucking want. 

1078
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,400
And you're not iTunes. 
You can get on Soundcloud, you 

1079
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:34,000
can get it on Last FM. 
Google play music. 

1080
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000
So don't say that. 
I didn't give you shit. 

1081
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:41,500
Okay, like me, add me. 
Miss radio Sapphire. 

1082
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:47,800
That's Ms. Are adiosjlo PP! 
H, IR e on everything, Xbox 

1083
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,300
Instagram. 
All that shit. 

1084
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:51,300
All right, I love you guys 
remember that. 

1085
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,000
Safe. 
Sex is the best hot sex. 

1086
01:03:53,000 --> 01:04:00,100
Until next time, good night. 
Thanks for listening. 

1087
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:03,700
If you sexy motherfuckers can't 
get enough, be sure to subscribe

1088
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:06,900
to Sapphires airplay on iTunes 
and PodOmatic. 

1089
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:01,900
Thanks for listening. 
If you sexy motherfuckers can't 

1090
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:05,700
get enough, be sure to subscribe
to Sapphires airplay on iTunes 

1091
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:06,900
and PodOmatic.