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Make it offensive sexual and orgasmic.
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on Periscope and I'm on the face on the Instagram line.
So tonight we are all talking about.
About oral sex. Taste not even the smell, but
the taste because I know I'm not the only one that can't stand it
when a motherfucker, is not clean down there and it doesn't
taste good at the bride-to-be. Now, I did ask everybody to
sound off and let me know, you know, to them days, pussy ass
and Dick have a taste and all of you mostly all of you said, yes.
No. Even Mark know however that did
seem like a couple people don't like to take part in oral sex or
you're probably one of those greedy motherfuckers out there
that you know, likes to receive it but they don't like to give
it which okay. I understand it's cool.
So let me just start off by saying this, as many of, you
know. I am very bisexual.
I really like the pussy. I really like the dick now.
Ultimately, I really, really love eating pussy.
Am I Lesbian, I don't know. I really don't know people at
this point in time. I'm not sure if I'm a lesbian
because I told my girls. I was like, ladies am I?
The only one that thinks that dick?
All that dick. It doesn't even care.
I don't even care. If you have a clean dick or like
a mediocre dick, a pretty big all dick tastes to me, when I'm
sucking the dick, it just reminds me of sucking on a
balloon and I'm not talking about like the tip that you blow
in. I'm talking about The tip of the
balloon like as a whole so that it tastes like latex.
That's all, it tastes like to me.
And that's not only in, that's also not just because I make my
partner's wear condoms. This is just me in general.
I really, really like when I think about dick, I'm like,
this, tastes like a balloon. I basically think I'm inhaling a
balloon and especially if they're uncircumcised.
Oh God, it's like two balloons and wine.
So I'm like okay. A, I really just don't like it
now with pussy though, man. All the pussy of I've ever
taste. I've never had pussy taste the
same to me. So when people are like, oh
yeah. No.
No I don't know what pussy tastes like because I'm eating
pussy. Where it had no taste one.
It just literally tastes like a beer because we had were out
drinking. I've had pussy tastes like
chocolate shit. You not shit.
You not pussy tastes like chocolate.
I'll even taste my own vagina right now aren't are.
I'm putting my hands down the pants.
Hold on. I'm really, I'm really fingering
myself right now. So Instagram.
Don't don't, you know, flag. Alabama takes myself.
Well, I am super wet. Mmm.
You know what? I have no taste today.
No fucking taste. My pussy has no taste today if
anything. Like she's really like whoever's
gonna get this pussy. You're in for a treat today
because there is no taste. Now someone did say to me that
my pussy tastes like a strawberry milkshake.
I really don't eat strawberries. I mean strawberry milk.
She's like that. I'm really not.
Like a shake person unless if it's like my healthy smoothies.
But yeah, when he said that to me mind you, we were like 18 at
the time. So he was like, yeah, tastes
like strawberry milk on my tail strawberry.
No, that's the first. Okay, I'll go with that.
Another person said, oh, it's like water.
I'm like really, they're like, yeah, can I have some more off?
Like maybe you could drink it all day.
Come on, this pussy. Ain't going in wet itself, you
know, it's not gonna lick itself.
If I could, I would love to eat my own See, one day, I
literally. If it's possible, I really want
to eat my pussy one day because people say this is some bomb
pussy. I've never had somebody say, you
taste disgusting, disgusting, like no one's ever said that and
mind you. I have been eating out at like
my day 5 of my period And so usually as a female when you're
on your period you're gonna have like a metallic taste or if
you're close to your period, it's gonna have a metallic
taste. So I was Asking and really
inquiring because I always like when someone goes down on me, I
really take the time and I'm like, let me taste myself.
I got a comment on here. Someone says, my girl knows the
mama. She said, it took, it depends
upon what you eat, and if you smoke drink excetera, it's a
huge taste District difference. Men, and you're not the only one
because honestly, to me, men and women do have different tastes.
So, again, everybody is different.
So, without further Ado, let's get into Into it again.
My pussy tastes delicious. I'll do it again if y'all want,
I'll do it again. So y'all really know what's up.
Y'all hear that my pussies really like I'm going to eat it
again. I went a little bit deeper.
Yeah, there's no taste and, you know, I'm not that I'm the type
of person that really has a her Expressions all over her mouth.
So as you can tell on Instagram and on Periscope, it tastes
clearly. I'm like, that's dessert.
That's fucking desert for me. So again today, it smells and
tastes like not a Zippo hippo. So, all right, I want onto some
websites because it seems like you guys are really scared when
I really ask for your attention, and that goes for everybody
who's listening to the podcast on PodOmatic, The Misfits
Network, and SoundCloud, and all that.
When I put my email down, that is for y'all to like call in
respond, when I say, this is the number to text that is the
number to text. Now, there are some people that
do talk to me on Snapchat and all that big, when I tell you.
To tell me what the fuck. This pussy taste white, please
give me some answers. So right now, I'm gonna ask and
call and respond on the count of three if you're on the live
chat. Tell me right now.
What pussy taste to you? I'm a mark them down and I'm
going to go through this list that I found from love pink
e.com. So again, a lot of people, you
know, talk about their come tasting different, what do they
what do they need to do? What do they need to stop?
Doing so we Again, you are what you eat.
I'm so serious. So some people have said that
pussy tastes like unsweetened yogurt that I can agree on.
I noticed that when I'm heavily ovulating it does have like a
yogurt e texture, not yeast infection texture and I'll tell
you the difference between if you know your partner has a
yeast infection versus when she's ovulating and ovulating
for all you people that don't understand what ovulation is
that's when she's the most fertile.
Get pregnant because that's legit eggs dropping from her
vagina. So when you see like that wet,
like that really sticky milky, white fluid, that's not just
her. Come, that is her ovaries.
Those are her eggs. That is the gift of Life.
Y'all, I don't want to get a little disgusting but it's the
truth. So again, if you're into it.
Cool. But just know, that's when you
really need to put a rubber on because you want to know when
girls get the most pregnant, it's when they're ovulating.
It's usually about a week or two weeks before.
The period. So going back to The Taste when
you're ovulating. Healthy ovulation, can taste
like unsweetened yogurt. Um, I guess you can compare it
to like, Greek yogurt sometimes, you know, hit the hearts.
Hit the likes. If you agree with me disagree,
another person says, they like a mouthful of labia.
It has no taste or Texture to me.
I really liked it. But another person said that it
tastes to them like an old Nation of french fries and
hamburger meat. I can taste the sadness of
McDonald's in her pussy. Chances are She probably did at
McDonald's or she had a burger substance when you eat people
and you guys are so anxious to take us, ladies out to dinner.
And as men, I mean, as men, its ladies, you know, we we tend to
either grub or we tend to just do Pickens Be careful what you
put in your body. I'll give you the perfect story.
So my ex and I we went to this place called on Boiling Crab one
time and boiling crab has like massive Seafood, just massive
Seafood, bunched up in a bag. Lots of spices, lots of butter.
We decided to get really drunk that night and attempted to have
sex. My ex was really not into
seafood and I kind of got her into Seafood slowly but like
When we got home and we started fucking, she went down on my
pussy and she's like, I can't eat it.
And I'm like, what's going on? She's like, I can taste all the
flavors of the food. We just had like, she's like, it
tastes like Cajun food and I lo and behold, you know, I was
like, okay, let me, let me taste it.
So I think it myself and I taste it, and sure enough, my pussy
was spicy like, I could still taste the spices.
So again, if you're going out to dinner, be mindful of what
you're going out to dinner. Her in having, if you're having
a steak you having Lobster asparagus before, sex chances,
are that pussy that dick? Even that ass is gonna taste or
smell really bad. Drink lots of water.
Hydration is key, especially for all my squirters like myself out
there. Hydration is the key.
So if you're a person that is really like not drinking a lot
of water and you're drinking. You're eating a lot of like
heavy an iron foods chances are you're going to get that
metallic taste no shit just because it's iron doesn't mean
it but I kid you not. You start eating foods high in
iron it's going to have a weird metallic.
Italic almost like coins. Like, you're licking the back of
the penny. If anybody's done that, I've
done it as a kid, several times, I'm not even a lie, I used to
lick coins and like it, I never ate them, but I like them.
Yeah, I was a weird kid, but again, it's gonna have that
weird texture that weird tastes so, if it tastes metallic
chances, are, they're having in their iron, And we're just on
the pussy. This is what people just said
about the pussy. Another person said it's sort of
like when you kiss flesh to a degree.
So they said when you suck on the back of your hands or you
suck on your fingers, that's what it tastes like.
I guess, go figure. I mean all right cool.
I can dig it. Another person said it just
tastes like a rare phenomenon. I even know what the fuck.
That means, pussy tastes Divine. That's what they said.
What? What does divine taste like to
you? So, again sound off below.
What is Percy? Your dick tastes like this is
your grandma's radio. Stop fire.
If you want to text in a response because I'm not going
to take phone calls because I'm using the phone for Instagram,
you can text the number 32 33, 7540 18 and I want to know, just
one or two words, what is pussy dick or ass taste?
Like, so that's 32 3375 4018. So going back to it.
Again, someone said, salty milk and old coins.
Don't want to know what that she can in our diet, but that just
another one said, fermented a low on a 9-volt battery.
Now, I got a person that says must be why I don't enjoy eating
pussy after woman had been drinking a lot of beer,
actually. That's definitely the reason why
so beer as I'm drinking and And vodka.
Whiskey in particular are gonna give you the most rank taste
now. It's not like, after one I'm
saying, like after a heavy night of drinking, it does get a
little bit too much. And also think about it, if
you're having drunk sex, are you really going to encourage your
partner to take a shower before y'all?
Do the do because let's be honest.
You get so fucking fucked up sometimes and you're like, oh
yeah, let's take a shit is gonna ask that.
So of course, you can have sweaty crotch sweaty balls and
it's gonna probably tastes salty.
It's gonna taste a little Boe, it really will, you will always
remember the taste of Bo and if you don't, that's just
disgusting because that means you're accustomed to your taste.
That's why I really tell my people who have that late sweat
fetish. Let love the girls right after
the gym. And please don't do that, it's
not healthy. Do you realize the bacteria and
the germs that are covered in the gym?
And then you want to eat her pussy or you want to suck your
man's dick after the gym, it doesn't matter if they rubbed up
against it. But if they went to the pool
showers, I mean, if they went to the pool, if they sat down in
the sauna or sat down in the steam room, chances are you're
soaking up everybody else's Booty Juice.
Crotch and smegma, it's just nasty.
It's fucking nasty. So do yourself a big favor.
Do your mouth and favor, do your body a favor.
Just just go take a shower. Go take a shower.
Eat her out in the shower. Suck his dick in the shower then
have some good after Jim sex. Please do y'all a favor.
Come on now. Come on.
Now 2017. Let's be a little bit more
cleaner. Here's another one.
Hmm, another guy said that. Pussy, tasted to lot taste them.
Like nectar, water, salt, and citrus.
Hey, there you go. Different flavors.
She had a cocktail pussy. I like it.
All right. Now, here's where things got a
little interesting about the deck and this is where I can
actually vouch. top of the list, and this was from, Oh my God,
some sunblock thought, I think it was thought Kalin catalog.
Yes it was Thought Catalog a woman said, a banana in a slice
ham I don't know if I want to taste that but I can actually
understand what she means. I mean, ham has a really
particular taste its fleshy. It's salty.
If it's honey baked or honey glaze, it has a little honey to
it and let's face it. A banana, a banana is a banana
and I could see maybe if like she's dealt with a dick that has
smegma because it had like little white material around.
It guys, clean your penises so I can get that I guess.
Another one said, white peppered, season seared ahi tuna
with a spring salad and a honey mustard drizzle.
That I don't even want to know how you made that comparison.
Oh sorry. The guy's name is Ben, not a
woman? I don't get it.
So you compared it to ahi tuna, you are nasty.
And someone said, it tastes like death and a little bit of
strawberry. Okay, then whatever death tastes
like. Oh right.
Oh my favorite, my girl Alexis dreamer on Reddit said.
Close. It tastes like dirty clothes.
With a hint of what you stick someone else's finger in your
mouth. Okay, let's be honest, guys.
I have a bone to pick. I get it.
You put your fingers in my mouth.
And you want to be stimulated as if I'm sucking on your cock as
you're like thrusting, inside of me with some of y'all don't wash
your hands and it makes me wonder, like, the germaphobia me
like gets out of the element that you have a really good
dick. Fucking me.
And I start thinking like, did he wash his hands?
What has he touched? What the hell am I sucking off?
Why is his hands so sweaty? Like it's not cute.
It's not cute at all. So do yourselves a favor men.
Stop sticking your fingers in your lady's mouth without
permission and wash your hands because I've seen what y'all do.
Y'all scratch your balls, you scratch your you're nuts.
I mean I'm sorry you scratch your balls just scratch your
ass. You pick your nose, you Your
toenails, then you like go to the kitchen, you eat some chips,
you might make yourself a fucking sandwich.
And have I said that he was washed his hands.
Hell, no. And Ladies, we do it, too.
We've checked out our couch. He's on the couch.
When our man's not around. We pick our toes.
We pick our noses, to some of us scratch, our belly buttons,
especially if you got like a piercing, Come On.
Now, ladies are awfully quiet right now because I'm smelling
all the secrets digging your ears.
Thank you Dustin. That's True.
We some nasty people and if you're saying, oh my God, I
never would do that. You're fucking lying.
I'm gonna take a sip of this
beer. So there you go.
So instead really old and horrible cottage cheese, this is
what the compared dick too. Damn.
I feel the pain girl. I feel the pain rotten fish and
cat poop. Funny story.
With that. I am allergic to cats, actually,
I'm allergic to dirty pets. So when I go, when I went to,
this person's house, this is before I had the layer, but I
went to this guy's house. He was a tender fuck or
whatever. I walked in and immediately, it
just smell like cat. Everybody knows what the smell
of cat is. It's a very strong vinegary,
just dirty ass. Hobo smell a walked in there,
and it was just like, oh, you got a cat.
He's like, yeah, I forgot to tell you that it like, are you
okay with that? I'm like, I'm kind of allergic.
So please tell me that, at least your bedroom, it's not cat
infesting. He's like, no, no, it's all
good. His bedroom was atrocious.
I don't remember the last time you cleaned it.
Sheets. But he asked me to give him some
head. I attempted to give him some
head and it smelt like he actually fucked his cat.
I'm sorry to anybody out there. Who's a part of PETA, what it
smelled like he was fucking his cat.
Pussy. I swear to God, I swear to God.
It smelt so bad. It smells so bad.
I have never liked Thrown up on dick and trust me if he had told
me to really like force my head down and be like, give me some
head. My God.
I probably would have thrown up on his dick, but it legit just.
Hmm. Someone just said he got some
pussy before you came over. No, I think he literally fucked
his cat because if a vagina smell like that, I'm disgusting
or maybe he did. Stick his dick in the litter
box. I don't fucking know but it was
just so disgusting. I wanted to die.
So men you expect us to clean our vaginas and you want to
taste good pussy. I want to taste some good dick.
Can I taste the penis that doesn't taste?
Sweaty and salty, Can I taste oh, I've even oh I have taste
cock from another pussy. Like, Legit.
I knew that this man fucked another woman and then demanded
me to suck his dick and I was like this is not my pussy.
Whose pussy is this? He's like, oh it's nobody.
I wasn't doing shit. I was like bullshit.
You're talking to a bisexual. I eat pussy.
Hell I had pussy. Lots night.
This ain't my pussy taste on your cock.
So who the fuck were you fucking before?
You ask me to suck your dick. So again ladies because that
vagina I was mad at him. I was like, oh whoa, no, we're
not having sex. You are not going down on me
that vagina tastes nasty. I like you are nasty that you
stuck your dick and not filthy penis that filthy pussy.
Like hell to the no. Goodbye.
Goodbye goodbye.
So again a girl compared Guy saying that it's not like fish
and cat poop. So again wash your balls, wash
your shaft and I'm not talking about oh I just smooth it out.
No, I want you to run the head. Rub the foreskin.
If you have any, get the balls. What is up with y'all?
Not washing the balls and especially at a home.
Girl, tell me this They were fucking, or they were about to
have a threesome homeboy. Didn't wash it.
Like, he took shit or whatever and didn't clean his balls
properly. So his balls smell like shit.
Now do my homegirl fucking know what the girl that they were
going to have a threesome way. She sucked his dick and I'm sure
as hell, she probably smelled some booty on it, like that's
nasty met especially if you got big-ass balls, if you got some
big-ass balls, come on now. Clean your balls, clean the
balls. Clean the bowls.
Ladies men. If you want to go all natural,
let me tell you something. Used wet wipes.
Okay, and I'll tell you why. Toilet paper gets stuck up
there. You main probably don't like to
use toilet paper. When you pee, you just probably
do the old shake and dry that that's a no-go.
That's a no-go. If you know you're getting your
dick sucked and you just pissed, can you please use a wet wipe
use a baby wipe and you some water afterwards because we
don't want to taste, you know? The aloe vera baby I want to
smell like I don't want to I don't want to have sex with a
guy who smells like baby dick but I want you to clean your
penis. They have wet wipes to for
adults. But again I rather you smell
like cucumber melon then piss on my dick.
Okay, today the piss a new day to piss a I don't want to know
that. I want to smell something fresh
and clean. Something that would make me
more my water. My mouth water.
He's the hair gets trapped, you know, traps the pheromones.
Same with ice. So, please wipe off your pubes.
Okay, I'm doing your partner's a favor.
If I can't see your labia, if I cannot see the base of your
cock, please trim Mufasa down. Nobody wants all that.
I don't want to like really, you know, Go digging for shit.
Now someone said shave or wax. Shit it's 2017, Stop Shaving,
I'm serious. Lady, Stop Shaving.
It's either wax it. Laser it or trim it down do not
shave men to stop shaving, your genitals and I'll tell you why.
It makes you more receptive to STDs and STIs.
Look it up. It's not new.
But you guys gotta stop it. I'm serious.
My own gynecologist told me I have to stop shaving.
So And if you're heavily sexually active and you usually
shave. Trim it down, get it waxed,
guys, you can get a Brazilian as well.
I'm so serious. I'm so serious.
So again, if you are an all-natural, just get some
proper trimming. I'm serious, trim it down.
No more shaving throw out your razors that you're shaving your
vagina with sweat and your dicks with think about it.
Or also, you're probably not even using to razors to shave
your genitals, you're probably using the same razor that you're
using the shave. Your armpits, your arms, your
legs, your back, your face. And then you're going to put
that to your vagina. Do you know how many things you
just did and just spread? Come on now?
2017. Educate yourself.
It's not that hard. So again stop with the Shaving.
Go to go to a waxer. Go.
To a Tremor. So serious, so serious.
All right. So now let's talk about
actually, let's not talk about, we're going to take a quick
break. All my people on the Periscope
and the Instagram, you know what this means?
I'm done this in a while, so either.
We're gonna play a little game for all those people's for all
the people on PodOmatic. Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back. I'm going to go with some do's
and don'ts of what to eat. This is where you guys should
get to know pads out because I'm gonna tell y'all what to start
throwing out of your kitchen right now.
So don't go anywhere. I'll be right back on the on the
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Okay so everybody on the live feeds basically told me take a
shot of moonshine so I did and I took a hit for my Heavy Hitters
Hitters. I got to go get that 2.0
cartridge soon. Shout out to them and I did
Chase it down with my Bud, Light Lime, but it's all good.
So we're back. We're talking about.
What does pussy taste like to you?
So I want to know if you're on the live feed let me know what
does pussy ass or dick? Taste like to you now.
What is asked tastes like to me, I don't eat the ass, I don't eat
the ass, I fingered the eyes. And I really have to like your
ass but I've never tongue fucked in the ass.
Now people have tasted my eyes and they just said it's
delicious. They're like well I like to
smother yo, yo booty shakes, I'm like, oh thank you, like I love
it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.
So, but I did say a dick tastes like a balloon.
To me. It doesn't matter how many dicks
like sucked, but they all taste like balloons.
I'm sorry men. But pussy, takes it all.
Pussy has a different taste for me every time.
There's this one. Pussy.
Oh my God, I need like her pussy this weekend.
Like real talk. I have not had sex with this one
particular girl in a really long time and it's frustrating the
fuck out of me because I we see each other in passing.
And I was like girl when you gonna come over again like what
the fuck? She's like.
I know. I know and I'm like, well, stop
playing. Let me come eat that pussy.
I Jesus Christ. I literally can tell the girls
that I have a way with Ladies, I really have a way with the
ladies. Like I really just have to tell
them right. Let me just eat your pussy.
Come on over to the lair. Let me eat your pussy like just,
it's just that easy. It's just that fucking easy,
guys. I don't know who I am half the
time, but that's really all it. Takes.
I tell a girl come over to the layer.
Let me eat your pussy. Let's hang out, tough girl,
time. Yada, yada yada, let's catch up.
Okay, let me eat your pussy. That's really how easy it is.
But again, that's just me. I'm not telling everybody.
Buddy do just text a chick and say let me come eat your pussy.
If y'all aren't that on that tip don't do it because chances are
you will never see that pussy again.
So these are the do's and don'ts for the penises so men please
write this down. Hmm.
Let's see if here we go. The dues, please wash it daily,
okay. Especially after participating,
in some sweaty activity. We talked about this, y'all.
So, please soap and water, mild soap and water and I see mild to
an extent because soap does it really taste good during sex?
It really doesn't. It doesn't taste that good.
And guys, another thing, can you can you ease up on the On your
penis kids, like that's just nasty.
That's not helping anybody. In fact, if you're wearing axe,
throw that shit away. Like I get it times are hard,
but you know what? You can get some doves.
You can get some secret, you can get some, like men's degree or
something. Stop it with the axe, you are
not 12 years old anymore. That is the shape that your mama
introduce you to during your like kitty days, like stop
spraying your penis, and ladies sing things.
Stop spraying your Anna? First of all the vagina is a
self-cleaning oven. Okay.
But someone just said to me they don't eat ass until I ate the
pussy for a bit and it's all wet and taste like the pussy.
That's fair enough. That's fair game.
Some guys, like go straight to the eyes.
I've had guys that are like I meet that ass first.
I'm like oh oh oh okay cool. Alright you just want to go
straight to the booty. All right then spread my cheeks.
Way, there we go. Here's another one.
Someone said shower, no lotion, Stop Shaving no more shaving, no
more shaving. I'm serious.
Nobody. Shaves anymore.
Trim it wax it, that's it and eat the Booty like, groceries.
That's damn, right? You got to eat the booty, okay,
so trim or trim, trim or wax, that's it.
Trim wax laser. No more shaving.
If going, you know, if that's too much then I'm sorry but you
got to stop with the razor's. Stop with the razor's.
I'm serious. Go look it up.
Talk to your doctors, I'm serious.
Here's another thing now guys. Yes, I am.
The one that was fucking up the news on Jude show, I am his
associate producer. Nice to meet you.
Anyways, back to the show again, please.
If you start smelling something or you see some discharge and
this goes for men and women. So main, if you start smelling a
certain discharge and I'm talking about like white stuff
coming out of your penis or it's like really painful when you
coming, go to your doctor ladies and I told you guys, I was going
to tell you If this is how you can, you know, see if a woman
has a yeast infection, yeast infection usually has a grayish
texture and a very very foul potent smell.
It's not fishy. It's just it's very you'll just
know something. It's just going to go up to your
nose and you're just going to be like oh this is just rank and
guys, same thing, white milky fluid.
Fluid. That's okay.
But if it's like really potent white sometimes has like a
Cheesy texture that's either smegma or its yeast infection as
well. Again, check up on the smells.
If your penis is leaking shape, you might have something a
little bit more. So, again, watch the signs,
guys, stop being afraid to taste your own come.
I did it on the first half, I'll do it again.
I'ma tell y'all. This is the same reaction.
This is how I know. No, my pussy tastes good.
I'm Gonna Get Away. Hold up.
Gonna do the pussy test. God, do the pussy.
Test on the taste, my pussy for you.
I don't know if you guys can hear that, but that is my pussy.
Little wet little wet. Here we go.
Still no taste. No.
Taste my pussy. No taste.
Almost see. No, taste.
Some of us. Say no taste.
Like my birthday, but tastes good.
I'm sewing. I need to text the dick that
wants to fuck me. And say dessert is ready for
you. That's so good.
Okay, again drink lots of water. Now for all my coffee, drinkers
out there, I'm going to tell you I'm serious, we gotta cut back.
We gotta cut back on all the caffeine and I'll tell you why.
This affects both vaginas and penises the caffeine is not good
for you caffeine free tea by the way.
So if it has caffeine in it and you're like drinking a lot of
sodas, a lot of diet sodas, if you're drinking a lot of like 68
coffee cups, a day, cut it down, cut it down.
And drink lots of water in between I'm serious.
A lot of water in between can really help your your diet, I'm
serious. Okay, your lady is saying, guys
that your come doesn't taste good really think about what
you're putting into your body. If you're a smoker and I'm not
talking about weed now, there's a great debate that they're
saying that weed and cigarettes have an effect on the genitals.
I'm a pot smoker. I smoke every day.
I have had nothing. I don't smoke cigarettes.
So the only thing I put in my body is weed, fruits,
vegetables, water, tea coffee, I do everything, but I do it in
moderation, and again the cigarettes cigarette.
Come is, is it really exists? I'm so serious.
You can smell it on their hands and an ex she was a heavy
smoker. I would smell it on her like
it's just not cute. It's Cute.
And it's not cute on guys either.
It's disgusting. So disgusting.
Hmm. Avoid also illegal drugs and I'm
going to tell you certain ones, cocaine, ecstasy PCP heroin and
meth I'm so serious. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop
it, smoke some weed, fine. But if you're doing a lot of
that, it's just discussing and I was getting to that next.
Now here's some dairy products that you need to avoid.
Okay, so guys avoid the red meats, cut it down from the
beef, go to Turkey me. Meet.
Do you know, some chicken but stay off of the heavy meat.
I mean the occasional Burger once in a while is fine, but if
you're eating burgers like every day you're eating steak every
day. It's not good.
It's a lot of iron.
And a lot of iron Causes That Smell causes that taste.
You know what? Girl, I'm just as expect, I'll
smoke and I can't even talk. But what up, girl, another
thing. Is you want to make sure that
even when you're like eating fish.
You don't want to have a lot of fish in your system.
I'm a, I'm a seafood aholic. Okay, I love shrimp.
I love crab. I love oysters.
But again, too much of that is a bad thing.
So again, equal out your Meats in your fishes, you're good to
go especially with the fish because it does have a lot of
fatty acids and it has good oils for the skin and for the body
and the texture, it's going to be amazing.
Okay, for you, the guys and semen with dairy, Ease it down,
soy milk fine, even almond milk a little bit better, but like
heavy, heavy, heavy cheese, heavy melts like butter milk,
people like obsessed with buttermilk and stuff, cut it
down, I'm serious. Cut it down, cut it down.
All right, another food to avoid for the men.
Hmm. He's up on your intake of
broccoli. He's up on your intake of
cabbage and cauliflower. This is especially for the guys
for the women. Broccoli actually does the
complete opposite. Again you also want to stay away
from the Garlic's and you want to stay away from the what is
that garlic, garlic and onion. Stay away from that as well.
It's just, it's a little bit too much and that's the same with
the vagina heavy on the spices ladies we can especially Curry.
Oh dude, that dude at get rid of it, get rid of it, he's down on
the curry. Now another thing I love
cinnamon and cinnamon has a lot of health benefits a spoonful.
If you can try to do it, it's good for you.
But cinnamon has mental benefits as well as sexual benefits.
Now this for the semen and for the ladies for my lady Jays,
it's going to make it taste a little bit sweeter.
So So if you have t, Sandman, teas are good.
Natural cinnamon. Teas are good, putting it in
your power smoothie. So what I do every morning now I
do a ginger, I do a pineapple apple, cinnamon mango Greek
yogurt and some power greens that I put it in the blender.
Sometimes I put all these fruits together, sometimes I spread it
out, but I always make sure to put cinnamon in my power
smoothies, as well as my power greens.
So good. Another thing, let's talk about
a the pineapples, okay, the great debate, a pineapples great
debate a pineapples while it's not scientifically proven to a
point and to an extent pineapples do help with the
taste. However, we've all seen the mean
where the girl has like opened up the cans and you know the
guys like I can't wait to fuck you.
I'ma be on the way and she's drinking like the can of
pineapple juice. I do have a juicer.
Actually, it's I'm looking straight out in my kitchen.
I will show you afterwards but yes, I have a juicer.
I have a bullet, I have it all. But again, when it comes to the
pineapples, it has to be fresh pineapples.
I'm not talking about the cans. Stop it with the pineapple juice
that you buy in the bottles. If it's not fresh pineapple in
ain't shit and because there's artificial sugar in it,
artificial sugar will fuck up your system.
This is why I also tell people stop Sugary products on your
penis directly. Like people are like, oh, this
is how you make, your penis takes good, drizzle some
chocolate, put some whipped cream on the pussy, put some
whipped cream on the top of his dick.
No. That's how you get yeast
infections, okay? We, if you're a real housewives
of Atlanta fan, I've watched every season and fuck you
Phaedra. You told all these women to put
sugar in your pussy. Stop that stop that sugary
products are not meant to be. On your genitals, they are meant
to be in your mouth, that's it and even when you're doing that
with oral sex, people are like oh I put pop rocks on the dick.
No, don't put pop rocks on the deck.
If you did not go to a sex store that is authorized and
authorized sex store like the pleasure Chest, I talk about
Good Vibes out of me.com. There's so many legit sextours,
that will sell you products that.
Yes they have the sex chakra They have the pop rocks with.
I think they're just called, BJ pops and they have these
products that are meant like candy Hustlers.
Okay. It's okay.
It's not the greatest. I really don't like the Hustler
store that much, but they do have like blowjob like packets
that you can have that you know, the woman puts in her mouth and
she can orally suck, you off, it does work.
I've used it in the pussy to and on the deck it's amazing.
But again these are products that are meant for the bedroom.
So, They're not just, you know, for consumption they're not
things that you just whip up in the kitchen and you don't know
what the fuck it is. So again, you are what you eat,
you are what you put on your body.
Also, just keep yourself healthy.
Come on, stop with the artificial fruits.
Okay, go and buy some fucking fresh produce Trader.
Joe's Ralph's. Okay, get the fresh cut fruit.
Stop buying cans of fruit and saying, this is my daily.
Take. I'm healthy.
You're not being healthy. That's just fucking desert with
a lot of sugar on it. You're not getting any
nutrients. Okay?
Seriously. But yes, a lot of sex stories.
They do have supplements to make it taste better, but there is
also this other thing it's called lick and it's a body
spray. Oh my God I think I have it.
Hold on let me go find it up the layer.
Hold on. This is why I love my house
because I have a lot of sex stuff around it.
It's not called Lake, it's called nothing.
All right, it's called nothing and get, literally, and you can
go to nothing on me.com. It is a little vial and it, they
have two flavors and they have caramel and vanilla.
You can put it on your neck. You can put it on your pussy.
Damn it. Jules live.
Okay. You will have fun with you.
So anyways, you got the vanilla and you got the caramel, you put
it on and you can lick it off your partner.
I've done it. It's sexy.
I've even worn it just because it's like a body spray, but it
tastes delicious. It smells wonderful, definitely
check it out, it's called nothing on me.
Go to nothing on me.com. It's perfect for oral sex.
So, for the guys who are like, you know why, I want you to
taste like candy tonight, sprinkle on some of that caramel
Know what I love the smell of vanilla up.
Sprinkle that shit on their? Mix it up together.
Oh my God, Wicked sensual care, has the same thing.
They have a tasting spray. Go to Wicked sensual care and
that's made from the people of wicked so definitely check it
out. Ladies yogurt Greek yogurt,
plain yogurt. It's all good for you drizzle.
A little bit of honey. Honey is amazing guys.
Get your chick to put some honey in the smoothie and that power
smooth that I was telling you about that.
Shit's gonna taste so good. I'm telling you all the things
that I put in my body, make my pussy tastes amazing.
And I've never had a complaint. I'm telling you, Ginger,
sauerkraut, miso, and kimchi are also good probiotics for the
pussy. So again, guys, for all my
Koreans out there that be, you know, throwing down with the
kimchi, send it my way. Well, I gotta hit up my girl,
Susan, she makes some good as kimchi.
Tama German motherfuckers out there.
Get it. Get it going with some fresh,
our collar. It's really good.
It's really really, really, really good.
Eating a lot of sugar on both ends but especially in the
women. It gets you prone to yeast
infections especially if you are a diabetic or pre-diabetic.
And it also has has been proven to give you some sort of that
vaginal vaginal bacteria that will smell really not.
It's like that. Hostess of the party and it's
not, it is good for the pussy in general, mr.
DeVeaux check your facts. Again, when people see that if
you driving a UTI, that cranberry is always the good
source. It's good, but it's not 100%
entirely good for the vagina, let alone for preventing UTIs.
So, you know, please monitor your your cranberry intake.
You can take these cranberries supplements, but you can ask
your doctor, And they will tell you, it only does it so much
like these suppositories that you can put in again, you got to
be careful what you're putting in your body.
Um, stay away again from the caffeine, the alcohol, the
chocolates, chocolates, ladies we love chocolate on our
periods, but kind of ease it back, ease it back, take it down
a notch. I'm sorry, it happens, I'm
stronger smelling Foods. I said about asparagus Curry
garlic, they Can make the crotch smell a lot worse.
Okay, now, asparagus, it does have its healthy benefits.
It does help with flattening out the belly, but again, too much
will alter her smell and her taste.
It really well, and you will tap you.
Like, you can tell. Even with the guys, Again, red
meats, keep it keep it to a light, keep it to a light.
But again, dilute everything that you put in with some water
and you'll be fine, you'll be fucking fine.
Don't worry, it's all good. Now here's a fun fact and I just
actually learned about this yesterday but they said that the
smell of Good &, Plenty can actually get her juices flowing.
And this is where the vagina they said that in 1998.
Dr. Alan Hirsch is smell and taste research.
Church found out in his book that the scent of good in
plenty. Arouse the body.
They said mixed it with a perfume like a cucumber and it's
actually arouses the women. So guys get some cucumber.
You know cute, punk rock cucumber, melon body spray get
some good and plenties makes out in the Roma.
There you go. Boom!
The smell of licorice. Wets the pussy apparently.
Let me know. I'm not a good in plenty fan
anymore but let me know. Let me know if it works.
So again, guys, just be careful of what you put in your body
because not, everyone is gonna be all tonight.
But at the same time, you just want to be mindful.
That's why I say when you're going on a sex date and y'all
are trying to go out to eat be mindful of what you're eating.
If you're gonna have Curry, it's going to smell, like Curry
during sex. If you are having like barbecue
or fried foods, it's gonna smell and maybe taste like a little
bit of fried foods heavy and iron, It's gonna be heavy in
iron in the bedroom and you're not going to be happy.
I want people to eat the pussy and fucking luck eating the
pussy. I want women start guzzling down
on some dick shit. I need to find a dick.
Then I'm like in love with so then I can be like I just want
to suck your penis all day long. Like, I'll drizzle some of this,
nothing on me. I'll make him have a vanilla
caramel dick and I'll be good. I'll be good to go.
I'll be ready to go. I swear to God, I'll be fine.
I'll be good. All right, so I think it's time
to take another break and just a break from the sex stuff and
let's get into some days and days to think of sensed
confused. Dazed sext confused.
Right. This is everybody's favorite
segments, at least with the podcast.
Y'all love the day, sex and confuse news.
This is what I talked about some headlines of some fucked-up
things. In the media, the have to be
crazy sometimes sexual or just damn, right confusing.
And let me tell you the ones that I got tonight.
This shit is crazy as fuck. I don't know where to begin, but
this one. Okay.
A pair a couple was arrested while there while having sex in
the car with her children. Now they weren't fucking each
other. They weren't fucking their
children. They were fucking each other
this 20 sets. Oh sorry.
Three this couple the man and woman were 26 and 28 but they
were having sex in there. Honda Accord in a outlet mall in
Gettysburg and they decided you know to have sex in the parking
lot while their kids were just chilling in the backseat.
Just chilling. Just just chilling.
I don't know. What are the kids think is going
on? Mommy?
Why are you on top of daddy? Why is the car moving?
Why is she going? And he Daddy's good and then you
left like really y'all can just you know, go to the, take the
kids you know to Grandma and Grandpa's leave them at home,
then go. Do your know you're nasty
business. Like I get it, he doesn't moment
public sex. But damn, you're going to scar
your children like that. They didn't say how old the
children were, but the couple was later charged with the just
disorderly conduct according to citations.
Filed. The husband was taken into
custody and he because he was currently on a prison work
release program. Oh shit.
And the kids were now in child welfare in the state of
Pennsylvania. And what else?
Ooh, this couple just they have a long-ass rap sheet.
Jesus Christ. Disorderly conduct harassment,
resisting arrest careless, driving, criminal, trespassing,
theft like this, this is a couple, obviously is like Bonnie
and Clyde, but Jesus. Come on.
Y'all really couldn't wait for like till night night time.
Nap time. Like that's just wrong.
That is just wrong. Like, what are you going to
explain to your kids? Like when they finally learned
what sex is they're going to Remember the Time.
Mommy and Daddy got arrested in the mall for having sex in front
of them. Like, how do you explain that?
How the fuck do you explain that?
That's disgusting. Come on y'all.
Now, here's my favorite story of the week.
Pregnant woman gets beaten down over a weave.
It starts with The Weave police allege that Ayana Aisha, read
battered, her sister tahini. What, how do y'all spell this
tea? I mean, how do you solve this
out? T, y, ta H.
And I met on E. Pizza, TT on E, she's crises
names. Y'all need to step it up during
a confrontation, this past Sunday in Jacksonville.
Of course, this happened in Florida.
I'm in a detailed report. It says that Tiana told
investigators that her sister demanded to return the headpiece
in which was a weave, she gave her for Christmas.
When Tiani refused to return the, we've Ayana came to the
victims apartment and confronted her Tiani.
Again, refused to give it to her because she said, it was a
Christmas gift. And so that's when they started
fighting. And that's when one sister
decided to grab the weave off, the other chicks head and then
just started raining punches. I really wish this was on
camera. Now, mind you, this woman is
just a month into her pregnancy. The woman who got beat down
Jesus, Christ. They also noted that I'm sorry.
The woman that got beat down was pregnant and the woman who
fought her appeared uninjured. She said that she was very sore.
It was going to the hospital to get her and her unborn baby
checked out. They said the five-year-old.
Daughter said that Reed came to the family home and beat her
mommy up. Y'all need to stop.
First of all if the weed was that much why did you give it to
your sister in the first place? Y'all siblings?
You know how this shit works. I don't have siblings but I know
this. I'll be Damned if one of my
cousin's who's like my siblings had some expensive shit.
Before me. If the we've was not good to
you, then you should have not giving your sister the weave in
the first place. But then how dare you try to
beat up on a woman? How do you want you pregnant
beating up on another woman like, over some goddamn hair?
Just a weave. What the fuck?
I want to know how much the we've was, because I saw the mug
shot and I swear to God the woman's hair, that didn't look
like a size. Six hundred dollar we've.
It looked like a 1499, we've that you can go get at Sally's
like that shit. Come on now being up pregnant
women because you got the wrong. We'd I want my weed back.
Did y'all learn in high school? No, take-backs.
X. The fuck, get the fuck out of
here. Kind of be down, I swear.
And first and second of all, when you know, you're pregnant,
you know your hormones out of racing, like the fuck.
You could just nicely say, no, I'm not returning the weave that
you gave me as a gift for Christmas, the fuck is wrong
with you. Then on top of that, shame on
the kid for Polly, open up the door saying, oh, that's Auntie
tahini or whatever. The fuck.
Her name was shake my damn head. Here's the last one, a Florida
woman again you know I love the Florida.
I love the Floridians because y'all have like it's like every
time I've gone to Florida, I've never really seen.
The like rachie people of Walmart?
I've never seen a naked man running down the street.
Now, what would you say if you saw a woman housing, her dirty
wet used. Tampon ad a police officer?
Well, it's a Korra feels 828. Did it this past Monday night in
st. Petersburg on the officer, who
was investigating? The fight said that feels told
the st. Petersburg pop to suck her
pussy. And then she said I'll hit you
with my tampon, you bitch. Hold on, let me take a break.
Let me take a pause. Let me take a drink.
Oh, he'll let me just check this damn thing.
Oh, goddamn. This woman has no home training.
So I'm trying to see if she was speeding.
What like, what issued the fact that she threw the tampon?
But yes she said I'll hit you with my tampon, you bitch suck
my pussy and then you know, issuing the threats Fields was
then seen with both of her hands.
Damn, she did the to handcuff girl.
What kind of did you have the super super tampon?
Because you know that shit is Big I'm not gonna lie, you know?
Usually I can get my tampons out with one hand but sometimes, you
know, you go a little bit bigger and sometimes, Your pussy just
doesn't want to let go. It's like, it's like the
Titanic. I'll Never Let Go Jack.
I'll never let go never let go over, he's home.
Never let go like, it's a struggle being a woman.
We gotta plug shit up there all the time.
Like, it's not, it's not sexy. But she said, they said, she
reached in to reach both hands into her vagina with their pants
open, and then she then was observed and seen throwing a wet
paper object. And it struck the officer over
the shoulder. Please officer.
Please tell me the vagina, at least melt a little bit decent.
And hopefully it will. And they did say, it was white.
So, okay, maybe she didn't have like a heavy flow, maybe it was
like light or just beginning. I really want to know that the
state of the tampon because they said it was wet.
So I mean, what's her vagina what?
Or was it really like, legit wet.
But then again, how would they know?
That the tampon was white. So again, makes you wonder what
kind of residue was on that ship but apparently she flung it out
of him. Yeah, ladies I understand, we
get mad sometimes but we don't need to go and fleeing tampons
and people's faces. We wouldn't want it done to us.
Okay, so do unto others as what you want to be done to them,
come on now. Last one, a town was flooded
with sex calls meant for a sex line.
Okay. So, babe station is a UK adult
Channel and apparently a bunch of people in the UK were calling
this number on Sky TV. I actually watch Sky TV.
They have some really good sexy program.
Have you guys ever seen British shows?
I'm telling you, it's like fucking porn British shows.
They know what's up, skins porn porn just porn.
But, anyways, they said to Reach one of the Babe station girls,
collars from Ireland needed to replace the first number of the
number when the international dialing code many, however,
failed to do that. And instead we're connected to
residents of an Irish town of Westport who were aggravated and
annoyed to be getting these calls in the middle of the
night. Oh my God.
Can you imagine they're like, Hello, welcome to babe station.
We would love to get you off dou, Phi, Phi, 599 sex that's
five five, five ninety nine sacks.
Don't forget the international code so you start calling.
Oh yes baby I'm here wanking off my mate.
I'm baiting off my mate line. What are you talking about?
To begin? The me save little bit, too.
Light to be great in the night. Oh baby.
I want to, I want to give you some baby batter.
Let me give you some baby bottle all.
Oh, like really you guys, I worked for Vivid Radio.
That's all it was a phone sex line.
So I can imagine the phone calls that were pouring into this.
Poor Irish Town, these poor people in the middle of the
night. They're just trying to sleep.
They're probably trying to sleep off.
All that Guinness. It's some wanker on the other
end is trying to get off. Oh my God.
I don't know what to do. It's sad.
I feel bad for them but apparently they got it.
They got it under control. So congratulations.
Sky TV. Y'all fucked up.
This is a clear. Clear example that motherfuckers
don't read any more. Clear example that motherfucker
Zone read and I'm serious. Y'all do it to me all the time
on social media, especially on my Snapchat and Instagram.
I'll put information like boldface.
I'll tell you the times. I'll tell you what to do and
y'all still ask me what time does the show, start what, what
day are you on? The fuck is fucking we'd fucking
read just because I put some shit out.
You see some tits, some ass and shit read between the lines.
Please, please read in between the lines.
Just like a guy. Clearly knew that I was on Xbox,
but he asked me anyways, is that an Xbox?
Yes. Bitch.
It's an Xbox. Ask me this like twenty four
thousand times reading between the lines and that's it.
You guys that's the show we have run out of time we talked about
pussy. I want you guys to really
consider what the fuck you put in your in your anybody?
Because again, nobody wants to drink dirty ass.
Come no one wants to taste a dick.
That smells like pennies and and fucking dogshit. okay, I don't
want to eat a dick that taste like, I don't know John shoes,
because let's face it, if you guys want are on Sirius XM.
I feel, I really, I have complete like fetish right now.
I want to smell John shoes, just to see if they smell like ass.
I just want to know if they smell like ass.
That's, not, that's all I want to know why some hobo shoes, and
let me see if it smells like a has.
Y'all want to eat pussy? That doesn't taste like candy,
right? Well, men.
We don't want to taste dick. That tastes like dirt.
Cat shit and dirty-ass Kochi, guys.
If you're double-dipping in the pussy, come on now wipe the
evidence off in the last chick because I don't want to smell or
taste a dirty chicks pussy, because then I'm a look at you
funny. I'll be like, okay, I know my
pussy's clean but with the fuck. Are you doing with your dick?
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