Yeah, Mike joins us from the dead.
Almost. MM has been in the hospital last
couple days with some stomach issues.
He's doing it's right now. It's my.
Birthday, by the way, it's my birthday, guys.
Yeah, right now it won't be when you listen to this, but.
It's your birthday. And I spent it in the hospital.
Just got out of the hospital and I told Mike, you know, I can do
this one solo if you need me to. And he said, no, no, no, I want
to record. And I I suspect that part of
that had to do with the dozens of messages we received over the
week, blinking us to videos, to stories, to news reports about
our boy. You know who it is, Kash Patel
celebrating with the USA Olympic Hockey team after they defeated
Canada and took home a gold medal.
Yeah, I I just love the exuberance on Cash's face in
that room. Like this is pure Long Island
hockey bro exuberance. As he throws that beer down, He
he think The thing is he thinks that he contributed to a win.
You can tell you like things. He's like, he's like, yeah.
I'm here, man. I'm here dude.
That's. Why?
He's going like 10 times. Maybe he's right.
He's going like 10 times harder than any of the hockey players
are. They're like, oh OK man, it's a
little early in the day for all the woah, OK, another beard.
All of them are just standing. All of them are just standing
by. I mean, they're happy.
They're adrenaline's going, but they're just like watching Kosh
Patel crush a beard. I'm sure in the back of their
heads they're just like. Damn, that's.
That's the director of the FBI. Not like wet he, he's like a dog
with a hose, you know? He's just like, so fucking happy
to be consuming the beer. But you know, Kosh is now like,
we don't know if he's in trouble now.
I just want to say like up top on this because I've done some
thinking about it. Is it possible, Jared, that Kosh
will never get fired because he knows what's in the Epstein
files Unrejected? Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
Yeah, I was thinking about that because I was like, well, I
mean, you, you know, IA few people are like messaged me
because they they know how fascinated I am with this, with
this gentleman. And they're like, he's he's
going to get fired. This is it.
This is the end of the road. The joke's over, guys.
And I'm like thinking, am I going to have maybe, but maybe,
maybe they don't want, you know, he knows where the bodies are.
He, like Trump's name, is redacted how many times in those
documents? Yeah, I mean, you've got news
outlets reporting in the last couple days that the FBI is
still sitting on a huge trove of documents because they mentioned
Trump. That's right.
The counter argument to that is that Trump let Dan Bongino quit.
Right. So.
You know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't let Dan Bongino dust a radiator.
So maybe he didn't have any access to anything.
I don't know. Yeah, the The thing is, I
wouldn't like, I mean, well. I mean, Dan Bongino didn't seem
terribly excited about, you know, at the prospect of doing
the job either. To be fair.
You know, where Kosh Patel, where Kosh Patel's just like
balling out and being like, I'm the director bitch.
Like Dan Bongino got like sad about it.
He's like, this is hard, guys. Stop being mean to me.
I this is this is fucked up. Dude.
I made so much more money. By the way, Bongino's podcast
audience has imploded according to most metrics.
But one thing I would say is if Kosh decides to or, or decides
to pick up podcasting after he's fired and, and like I said, we
have no reason to believe he will yet could.
But we we don't, we don't know he like it.
It will be a sad for a moment, but then we think about all the
content we inherit when he gets a podcast like in front of him
now. Dude, I, yeah, this, this is
where I'll say I did something that could be potentially
regrettable, which is I sent a e-mail to the FBI press office
and was like, hi, we would love to talk to Kosh Patel.
So if if this podcast has found its way onto a watch list
somewhere, which, hey, we won't tell anyone.
We know they don't. We know they don't exist.
Wink, wink. We want to talk to your boss.
Help us out. Well, well, well, based upon the
way they've been snitching about him to the press, I think
they're going to be having a, you know, a little laugh at his
expense. So Mr. Jake Durbin is the first
name Dick? Yeah, it is.
It's not Richard, is it Richard Durbin?
I don't know. It's Dick Durbin.
Anyway, Dick Durbin did a, you know, revealed that there's a
new whistleblower who, OK, let me back that up chart.
There had obviously has been a bit of scandal around Kosh Patel
using the plane to go to the Olympics, to watch the team and
to like to chug beers and get himself nice and wet and sloppy.
Apparently it's a crime to support your girlfriend and meet
for your team now. So Dick Durbin is saying there's
a whistleblower has come forward suggesting that precious time
was lost in at least 2 investigations. 1 was in the
Brown University shooting that took place in December 2025,
which I think we both agreed that we had completely memory
holds because so much shit is going on.
And the other one would be the assassination of 1C Kirk.
And it looks, it sounds like, gosh, really kind of might have
used the plane and a day was lost in that investigation.
So he could go do whatever, go hunting and like boondoggle
ranch or whatever it is he was doing at the time.
Yeah. Dude, Speaking of, Speaking of,
you sent this to me. Actually, there's a sequel to
the Charlie Kirk We are Charlie Kirk's on.
Oh yes, we are Charlie Kirk too. It's not as good.
It's a little funkier, you know what I mean?
They're like they put a bit of a group behind it and I, I think
that like the, the, the, the, you know, fake passion of the AI
singer was, was was really what carried the first one, But this
one is not bad anyway. I you know, what I have to say
about that is if you, if you'll just imagine with me a different
version of this in which he says.
Charlie. I will.
See you in Valhalla and I as soon as I'm done with the plane.
I will see you in. Valhalla we've got, we got a
nice big screen TV running. The FBI tech agents has had it
running. I I'm going to be right there in
Valhalla with you. Charlie I, I ordered Uber Eats
to the tarmac. I was surprised.
They'll bring five guys out to
the tarmac and you can just step, you know, you can just
open the door of the plane and grab it.
It's it's pretty cool. I got.
Reruns on the NHL Network.
I got I got land man on on Paramount Plus.
Charlie and I will see you in fall as soon as I get there.
We're going to be there in just a minute.
And yeah, on that note, you know who wasn't at the State of the
Union? Kaj Patel.
Yeah, I was looking for him. I mean, I, I was, I was sad.
Which, you know, it's, I don't know, I maybe we can infer some
things from those clips of him in the locker room in Italy, you
know, where the hockey team showed up.
Akash Patel, I don't know, man. Maybe he's still nursing the
hangover. He's like, I, I gotta, I need
some Gatorade, man. I can't do, I can't do this.
It's gonna be the same State of the Union basically every time.
You know how it is. He might.
Yeah dude, he's he's paying $17.00 for DoorDash to bring him
fucking Sprite.