1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,400 Yeah, Mike joins us from the dead. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:08,960 Almost. MM has been in the hospital last 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,920 couple days with some stomach issues. 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,720 He's doing it's right now. It's my. 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,960 Birthday, by the way, it's my birthday, guys. 6 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,760 Yeah, right now it won't be when you listen to this, but. 7 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,640 It's your birthday. And I spent it in the hospital. 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,800 Just got out of the hospital and I told Mike, you know, I can do 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,920 this one solo if you need me to. And he said, no, no, no, I want 10 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,759 to record. And I I suspect that part of 11 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:39,560 that had to do with the dozens of messages we received over the 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:46,840 week, blinking us to videos, to stories, to news reports about 13 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:50,320 our boy. You know who it is, Kash Patel 14 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:55,040 celebrating with the USA Olympic Hockey team after they defeated 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,120 Canada and took home a gold medal. 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:03,120 Yeah, I I just love the exuberance on Cash's face in 17 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,160 that room. Like this is pure Long Island 18 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,880 hockey bro exuberance. As he throws that beer down, He 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,600 he think The thing is he thinks that he contributed to a win. 20 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,000 You can tell you like things. He's like, he's like, yeah. 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,040 I'm here, man. I'm here dude. 22 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:18,640 That's. Why? 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,960 He's going like 10 times. Maybe he's right. 24 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,240 He's going like 10 times harder than any of the hockey players 25 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,520 are. They're like, oh OK man, it's a 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,560 little early in the day for all the woah, OK, another beard. 27 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,240 All of them are just standing. All of them are just standing 28 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,520 by. I mean, they're happy. 29 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,320 They're adrenaline's going, but they're just like watching Kosh 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,280 Patel crush a beard. I'm sure in the back of their 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,520 heads they're just like. Damn, that's. 32 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:46,000 That's the director of the FBI. Not like wet he, he's like a dog 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,200 with a hose, you know? He's just like, so fucking happy 34 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:54,000 to be consuming the beer. But you know, Kosh is now like, 35 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,880 we don't know if he's in trouble now. 36 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,600 I just want to say like up top on this because I've done some 37 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,800 thinking about it. Is it possible, Jared, that Kosh 38 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,040 will never get fired because he knows what's in the Epstein 39 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,440 files Unrejected? Oh, I hadn't thought about that. 40 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,600 Yeah, I was thinking about that because I was like, well, I 41 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,920 mean, you, you know, IA few people are like messaged me 42 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,720 because they they know how fascinated I am with this, with 43 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,400 this gentleman. And they're like, he's he's 44 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,520 going to get fired. This is it. 45 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,600 This is the end of the road. The joke's over, guys. 46 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,440 And I'm like thinking, am I going to have maybe, but maybe, 47 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,800 maybe they don't want, you know, he knows where the bodies are. 48 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,360 He, like Trump's name, is redacted how many times in those 49 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,200 documents? Yeah, I mean, you've got news 50 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,560 outlets reporting in the last couple days that the FBI is 51 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,720 still sitting on a huge trove of documents because they mentioned 52 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,280 Trump. That's right. 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,400 The counter argument to that is that Trump let Dan Bongino quit. 54 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,440 Right. So. 55 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,320 You know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't let Dan Bongino dust a radiator. 56 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,440 So maybe he didn't have any access to anything. 57 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:08,720 I don't know. Yeah, the The thing is, I 58 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,360 wouldn't like, I mean, well. I mean, Dan Bongino didn't seem 59 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,120 terribly excited about, you know, at the prospect of doing 60 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,400 the job either. To be fair. 61 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,160 You know, where Kosh Patel, where Kosh Patel's just like 62 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,040 balling out and being like, I'm the director bitch. 63 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:29,160 Like Dan Bongino got like sad about it. 64 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,360 He's like, this is hard, guys. Stop being mean to me. 65 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,480 I this is this is fucked up. Dude. 66 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,440 I made so much more money. By the way, Bongino's podcast 67 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,640 audience has imploded according to most metrics. 68 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:48,120 But one thing I would say is if Kosh decides to or, or decides 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,880 to pick up podcasting after he's fired and, and like I said, we 70 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,960 have no reason to believe he will yet could. 71 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,720 But we we don't, we don't know he like it. 72 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,080 It will be a sad for a moment, but then we think about all the 73 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,760 content we inherit when he gets a podcast like in front of him 74 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,680 now. Dude, I, yeah, this, this is 75 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,560 where I'll say I did something that could be potentially 76 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:15,440 regrettable, which is I sent a e-mail to the FBI press office 77 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:20,760 and was like, hi, we would love to talk to Kosh Patel. 78 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:27,680 So if if this podcast has found its way onto a watch list 79 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,320 somewhere, which, hey, we won't tell anyone. 80 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,440 We know they don't. We know they don't exist. 81 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,400 Wink, wink. We want to talk to your boss. 82 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,600 Help us out. Well, well, well, based upon the 83 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,240 way they've been snitching about him to the press, I think 84 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,600 they're going to be having a, you know, a little laugh at his 85 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,040 expense. So Mr. Jake Durbin is the first 86 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,040 name Dick? Yeah, it is. 87 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,520 It's not Richard, is it Richard Durbin? 88 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,040 I don't know. It's Dick Durbin. 89 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:03,240 Anyway, Dick Durbin did a, you know, revealed that there's a 90 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:08,360 new whistleblower who, OK, let me back that up chart. 91 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,440 There had obviously has been a bit of scandal around Kosh Patel 92 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,720 using the plane to go to the Olympics, to watch the team and 93 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,520 to like to chug beers and get himself nice and wet and sloppy. 94 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:24,560 Apparently it's a crime to support your girlfriend and meet 95 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,800 for your team now. So Dick Durbin is saying there's 96 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:33,400 a whistleblower has come forward suggesting that precious time 97 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:38,040 was lost in at least 2 investigations. 1 was in the 98 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,240 Brown University shooting that took place in December 2025, 99 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,680 which I think we both agreed that we had completely memory 100 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,320 holds because so much shit is going on. 101 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:51,200 And the other one would be the assassination of 1C Kirk. 102 00:05:53,040 --> 00:06:00,320 And it looks, it sounds like, gosh, really kind of might have 103 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:04,080 used the plane and a day was lost in that investigation. 104 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:09,600 So he could go do whatever, go hunting and like boondoggle 105 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,320 ranch or whatever it is he was doing at the time. 106 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,920 Yeah. Dude, Speaking of, Speaking of, 107 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,760 you sent this to me. Actually, there's a sequel to 108 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,920 the Charlie Kirk We are Charlie Kirk's on. 109 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,280 Oh yes, we are Charlie Kirk too. It's not as good. 110 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,320 It's a little funkier, you know what I mean? 111 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,280 They're like they put a bit of a group behind it and I, I think 112 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:36,160 that like the, the, the, the, you know, fake passion of the AI 113 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,360 singer was, was was really what carried the first one, But this 114 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,200 one is not bad anyway. I you know, what I have to say 115 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:48,400 about that is if you, if you'll just imagine with me a different 116 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,360 version of this in which he says. 117 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,840 Charlie. I will. 118 00:06:54,840 --> 00:07:00,400 See you in Valhalla and I as soon as I'm done with the plane. 119 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,720 I will see you in. Valhalla we've got, we got a 120 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:10,000 nice big screen TV running. The FBI tech agents has had it 121 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,120 running. I I'm going to be right there in 122 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,720 Valhalla with you. Charlie I, I ordered Uber Eats 123 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,000 to the tarmac. I was surprised. 124 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,320 I was surprised. They'll bring five guys out to 125 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,600 the tarmac and you can just step, you know, you can just 126 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,640 open the door of the plane and grab it. 127 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,240 It's it's pretty cool. I got. 128 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,040 I got. Reruns on the NHL Network. 129 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,160 I got I got land man on on Paramount Plus. 130 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,680 Charlie and I will see you in fall as soon as I get there. 131 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,360 We're going to be there in just a minute. 132 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,320 And yeah, on that note, you know who wasn't at the State of the 133 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,440 Union? Kaj Patel. 134 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:49,880 Yeah, I was looking for him. I mean, I, I was, I was sad. 135 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:56,240 Which, you know, it's, I don't know, I maybe we can infer some 136 00:07:56,240 --> 00:08:01,000 things from those clips of him in the locker room in Italy, you 137 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,040 know, where the hockey team showed up. 138 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:07,240 Akash Patel, I don't know, man. Maybe he's still nursing the 139 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,680 hangover. He's like, I, I gotta, I need 140 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,440 some Gatorade, man. I can't do, I can't do this. 141 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,080 It's gonna be the same State of the Union basically every time. 142 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,320 You know how it is. He might. 143 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,200 Yeah dude, he's he's paying $17.00 for DoorDash to bring him 144 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,360 fucking Sprite.