1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,120 As you know, our customary charge for a hysterectomy is 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,880 $500. We shall have to charge her 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,280 $2000 because we're taking Green Stamps. 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,600 Yes or no? Helbert, I don't understand you, 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,480 but you speak it to English. This is my sister-in-law. 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,360 My wife's sister? Yes. 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,280 That's usually the way it works out. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,080 Practically my own flesh and blood. 9 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,480 I love her. If you really loved her, you'd 10 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:29,000 get another doctor to operate 1868 stamps, door slams. 11 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,560 What? During my tenure here, that door 12 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,480 has been slammed in anger 1867 times. 13 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,400 Yours will be the next number, and I won't disappoint you, 14 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:42,520 Hofnagle. The. 15 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:18,760 Listen, if he defends this to the hilt, then I'm going to 16 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,040 punch him up the bracket. Yeah, come on. 17 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,160 There's nothing redeeming in any of this. 18 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,720 Well, I there there are some things. 19 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,600 I think there are some. Anyway, we'll wait till we get 20 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,800 into it, but all right. OK. 21 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,000 All right. So, so I'll just say hello and 22 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,080 welcome to Goombod. My name is Tyler Adams, and 23 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,360 while my finger don't get no rest at home, I can safely say 24 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,400 I've never had sexual problems with my nose. 25 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:48,120 But can my guests say the same? It's Jeremy Lim and Paul 26 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,560 Litchfield. Hello, hello, hello, hello, 27 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,720 hello. Sexual problems with the nose. 28 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:00,760 Yeah, that's one of the least offensive moments in it in the 29 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,840 film we're talking about today, which I'm sure will come on to, 30 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,600 Tyler will introduce it properly in a second. 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,960 Yes, I will. But I just I wrote this intro, 32 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:12,040 obviously quoting lines from the film, and I've completely 33 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,800 forgotten the context of why my finger don't get no rest at 34 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,000 home. Oh, it's the it's the bowling, 35 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,720 It's the bloke who's bowling. No apparent reason he's got. 36 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,680 Oh yeah, for no reason at all. He's got his little figure in 37 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,400 the splint. Yeah. 38 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,240 But, but it's. But you're right, it doesn't 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,600 make any sense, even beyond that, he said. 40 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,400 Oh, he's got his finger in the splint, but still, why does that 41 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,440 mean he doesn't get? There's an awful amount of Why 42 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,080 does that in in this film? When he climbs down the side of 43 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,160 the. I know. 44 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,280 Building. It looks like it looks like he 45 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,320 jumps off, but then he's suddenly just in the window 46 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:49,880 underneath. I mean that I have ATV guide 47 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:56,280 reviewed this in 1972 in America and this is the this is how they 48 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,480 reviewed it. They said if you hate doctors, 49 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,720 Mexicans, homosexuals, blacks, females, Catholics, Jews, 50 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,600 Italians, the Japanese hospitals, the Poles and 51 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,600 humanity, you'll love this movie. 52 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,480 I I'm just looking at my notes here. 53 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,160 Out of the 1st 9 words that I wrote, four of them are 54 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,600 terrible, vile, grubby, and grim. 55 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,080 Yes, yes. Right. 56 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,840 Oh, listeners, what can this great film be that we're going 57 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,040 to talk about today? Well, we will get, we will get 58 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:29,760 to that. But first of. 59 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,640 All. It's Kez. 60 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,640 Kez 2 Kez again. Yeah, Kez 2. 61 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:43,600 This time is personal right. But listen before we before we 62 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,200 get on to that I want to, I want to to properly introduce you so, 63 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:52,960 so, so Jeremy, yes you've you've got a bit of a swagger you 64 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,680 notice. I don't know. 65 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,360 You could see that over the Internet. 66 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,960 Well, I can. I can sense that you've got a 67 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,680 bit of a swagger. You've very recently been 68 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,160 appearing on the Old on the television, haven't you? 69 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,880 I have Saturday night BBC One, 7:00 PM prime time. 70 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,240 Prime. Time strictly. 71 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:15,920 Yeah, strictly Doctor Who. Strictly Doctor Who and I was 72 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,680 saying before we get before we started you you're quite high up 73 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,200 in the billing. But then you pointed out that 74 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,320 it's because you're what, the first character that? 75 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,640 Basically basically the same thing happens to me in The Death 76 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,960 of Stalin cast list. I I don't even have any lines, 77 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,040 but I'm very early on in the cast list because you can see my 78 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,720 stupid face very early on. Is that how they why they people 79 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,120 cast you? Because they think you're very 80 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,680 good at the beginning of things. Yeah, because yeah, I think so. 81 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,360 I. Don't a niche. 82 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,080 Also because my name near the top of the cast list is 83 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,320 obviously exciting and so. Well, it's gold. 84 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,320 It's it's gold for me, I tell you that much. 85 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,320 Yeah, it's gold. But no, but you've been in the 86 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,840 the, the, the much talked about Beatles episode. 87 00:04:55,920 --> 00:05:00,040 Yes, I didn't have anything to do with The Beatles. 88 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,720 I'd point that out of. Course you're carrying on what 89 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:07,360 is is now a long, a long line of limbs involved with with Doctor 90 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,360 Who down the years. Well, your dad at least. 91 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,040 Exactly my dad. Yeah, there you go. 92 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:15,600 My dad was composed of music, as I probably may have pointed out 93 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,080 on this podcast already. I'm not sure, but he used to 94 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:23,240 write incidental music to Doctor Who in the 80s and there was 95 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,440 already a discussion online about is this the first son of a 96 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,960 composer to appear in the programme? 97 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,360 And then someone managed to find out that no, I'm not, There's 98 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,360 already happened. No Benjamin Son Varos. 99 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,320 I thought you. I thought. 100 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,600 I thought you were going to say like Sarah Tchaikovsky. 101 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,760 Yeah. Of course, yeah. 102 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,680 I don't think Tchaikovsky wrote music for Doctor. 103 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,120 Or did he? Or did he? 104 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,200 I mean, did you get some amazing bit? 105 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,800 Richard Rodney Bennett wrote a score for Doctor D and the book 106 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,680 Who Wrote the The Cappettina from The De Hunter Wrote the 107 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,600 Diddy. Yeah, John, John Williams. 108 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,200 No, no, he played the guitar of it and. 109 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,080 Jeremy, did your dad? Did your dad do Turlo's theme 110 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,320 in? Diddly, diddly, Diddly, Diddly, 111 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,840 Diddly, diddly. Did you do that? 112 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,840 I think no. I think I don't think I did. 113 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,560 I think that was either Paddy or or. 114 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,880 Or Oh yeah, it. Was Paddy or Pete Pad or Pete? 115 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,440 Oh, it was one of the peas. One of the peas. 116 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,760 Yeah, it. Was one of the two peas. 117 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,920 Because I think that was in Mordren Undead, so. 118 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,440 It was, yeah. Yeah, sorry, this is not a 119 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,400 Doctor podcast. PO. 120 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,840 Yeah, what? What? 121 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,040 What telly have you been on lately? 122 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,160 Nothing. Shut up. 123 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,880 I'm in Warhammer Online and I'm huge. 124 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,640 That's that's good. That's right, isn't it? 125 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,480 Somebody's doing it. Exactly. 126 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,280 Yeah, it's pretty good. Something to do. 127 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,520 That's literally what war is that the is that the tagline for 128 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,760 Warhammer? There's something to do? 129 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,840 It what is somebody doing it? Yeah. 130 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,680 What number? Something you're doing. 131 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,640 It I'm I'm going to China on Saturday. 132 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,520 Oh, of course you are. Oh, really? 133 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:52,960 What for? Oh. 134 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,720 Don't oh for for business and pleasure. 135 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,120 Oh, really? Yeah. 136 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,760 OK. Yeah, it's. 137 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,080 Going to be. Lying. 138 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,080 You should do it. You should do a podcast, you. 139 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,480 Should you? I should do it. 140 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,120 Well, I won't be able to because they have no form of social 141 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,400 media reenact. The Goon story. 142 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,240 China's story? I'm doing that. 143 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,400 I'm doing that on the plane, mate. 144 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,920 Street of 1000 dustbins. Air China Air China have 145 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,520 insisted on that. Are you are? 146 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,600 Doing that, Yes, Sir. We are pong till 11:00. 147 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,040 I've just done a Chinese accent because I know. 148 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,440 You did, and that's on you. Oh. 149 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,040 There's too many uses of the word. 150 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,600 That's not the word, that's. Lunning and fiendish in that. 151 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,880 Oh well, that this is also mentioned in this film. 152 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,080 Of course, yeah. Isn't he? 153 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,080 He's Japanese there. And. 154 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,520 That's Shiboto. Yeah, he's a damn fine actor, 155 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,720 isn't he? Fucking hell. 156 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,160 Now that that is what it says on IMDb, fuck it. 157 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,200 Hell the. One thing is, have you seen 158 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,080 there's one woman that that gets treated at one point, the one 159 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,560 who decides not to have a hysterectomy and go and buy 160 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,600 colour telly instead? Yeah, with a green. 161 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,440 With a green. It's like Green Shield Stamps, 162 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,000 isn't it? Kind of. 163 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,680 I've seen her in loads of things. 164 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:14,920 But oh, she's in so much, yeah. But no one else apart from 165 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,880 Sellers. I I don't. 166 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,720 Oh. No, no, we got Harold Gould. 167 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,200 You've seen him in The Sting and. 168 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,080 I would see. You He's a lot of early Woody 169 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,840 Allen films. As well, I see the sort of 170 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,360 distinguished no? No, no, He's the he's the he's 171 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,960 the city. Doctor Who doesn't know what 172 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,360 he's doing. Yeah, that's what I mean. 173 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,680 He looks distinguished. He's got great. 174 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,159 He's in. Herman. 175 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,320 Herman. Something. 176 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,600 Doctor Zerny. Yeah, Doctor Zerny. 177 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,200 Yeah, no, you're right. You're absolutely right. 178 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,360 He is at least the presence of some kind. 179 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,280 Yeah. Although you can't always 180 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,240 understand what he's saying. No. 181 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,680 There's no. Well, that's the thing. 182 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,720 Because we watched. We. 183 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,200 OK, hang on. Shall we just say? 184 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,840 We should say what we watch, Really. 185 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,840 Everyone still thinks we're talking about Kez, So. 186 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,520 Kez 2 the. Kez 2 Yeah, the hatchlings. 187 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,040 Kissing Kez. We'd only be talking about Kez 188 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,920 if one of the goons was in it, and I don't remember Harry seek 189 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,760 him. No, no, he should have been, but 190 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,600 you know, he'd be a. He'd be a blump pigeon, wouldn't 191 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,520 he? As the Brian Glover. 192 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:17,840 Oh, that's true, yeah. So we're talking about a Peter 193 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,240 Sellers film. Where does it hurt from 1972? 194 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,720 Yeah, which, which I have regularly lambasted, Yeah. 195 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,440 And and and and have said that it is the worst Peter Sellers 196 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,080 film of all time. You stand by that? 197 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,480 You, you stand by that? I stand by that. 198 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,720 Interesting. Interesting. 199 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:41,080 I mean there is there's there's quite a bit of competition, but 200 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,240 it's a serious contender, I'll give you that. 201 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:48,200 Well, Peter Sellers plays hospital administrator Albert T 202 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,160 Hofnagle. I think that's how you're 203 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:50,840 pronounced. Hofnagle. 204 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:58,480 At Vista View Hospital and, and as Roger Lewis puts it at Vista 205 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,680 View, illness is there to be cosseted, coaxed, invested in 206 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,400 and and Hofnagle is a hospital huckster. 207 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,840 Yeah, he is indeed. He's always looking for the next 208 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:16,040 easy buck to be exploited out of otherwise healthy patients, or 209 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,400 any rube unlucky enough to stub his toe on the curb outside. 210 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,640 It does say at the beginning of the at the top of the movie we 211 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:32,880 have this awful theme country and western. 212 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,920 Theme but it's but it's but it also suddenly then becomes 213 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,760 slightly military. I know it doesn't. 214 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,520 Quite know where it's. Going because the music keeps 215 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,920 coming back. It feels like the titles go on 216 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,440 for about half an hour. Yes. 217 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,200 Well, my my first note was this looks like I'm watching like an 218 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,000 episode of The Golden Girls or different Strokes. 219 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,240 It's like I'm watching the beginning of a sitcom. 220 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,440 It's really washed out. Yeah. 221 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,920 I mean, I don't know. That's the quality of the. 222 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,800 Well, I mean, I thought it was. It was just like ATV. 223 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,640 Exactly, yeah. And it then says based on a true 224 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,560 story. Yeah. 225 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,440 But doesn't it also have some sort of we dedicate this to all 226 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,640 the hard working real doctors out there. 227 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,680 Stand up, all three of you all. Three of you, yeah. 228 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,520 Legally, I think they probably had to include that I. 229 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,800 Think that's the funniest joke in it? 230 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,880 Oh, no, there's I've got a I've got. 231 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,320 There's, there's one joke. I think that's quite funny. 232 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,160 A couple maybe? Two or three maybe. 233 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,680 Well, I was saying to Paul before you joined us, Jeremy, 234 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:34,280 there's one sort of a gag at the end that made me titter, right. 235 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:39,080 And we can isolate that and we can put that and examine it. 236 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,720 And put that in the Hadron Collider. 237 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:46,200 Examine what happens. Yeah, but it was made on a shoe. 238 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,160 I mean, it was basically. No, you don't say. 239 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,880 Made for $600,000, right? And Sellers and writer, 240 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,840 director, producer. Rod Amato. 241 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,960 I think that's how he pronounced his name. 242 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:03,000 They they financed at 5050 and took equal share of the profits. 243 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,440 His name is Amato. Amato. 244 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,440 Amateur. Yeah, amateur. 245 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,280 You sure that's not an Alan Smithy for the 70s? 246 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,200 It might well, no, because he was former son-in-law of George 247 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,920 Burns. Oh God you devil. 248 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,960 Former son-in-law. So he got the. 249 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,680 Former son-in-law. Yeah, OK. 250 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:29,400 But do you know he was a more of ATV writer and director, right? 251 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,720 No. And you, you can, you can. 252 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,320 It's all there on the screen. But some of the some of the 253 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,160 programs he was involved with my mother of the car. 254 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:43,120 Oh, yes, yes. What do you don't know? 255 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,360 My mother of the car do. You know? 256 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,680 Do you not know about that? No. 257 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,000 Never heard of it? No. 258 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,600 It does sound great. It sounds. 259 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:56,640 Really good. 1960s sitcom This guy's mother at the beginning of 260 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120 the series. I don't know. 261 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,080 She dies or whether she's hit by a car, I'm not sure. 262 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,680 But she dies. But she's reincarnated. 263 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,920 There's a Ford Mini, Ford Mini car. 264 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,240 That's a car that killed her. Bang Bang. 265 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,960 But I presume he gets inside her and drives her around and solves 266 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,120 crimes and. Oh, my word. 267 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,320 Wow. Yeah, that sounds amazing. 268 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,440 That does sound amazing. High concert. 269 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:24,360 You must be tired, Go to sleep in that boat, that sort of 270 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,800 thing. Yeah. 271 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,440 I don't know why she's no English woman, but she is. 272 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,800 Oh, I always get like this when I need some petrol, they. 273 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,880 They do like prop gags where the car's somewhere knitting. 274 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,760 This will suit you, this is. But mum, it's a car wash your 275 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,080 knitting. It's an exhaust. 276 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,680 Yes, I'm exhausted too. That's the end. 277 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,280 That's the end of part. One the end of every show. 278 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,040 The last line. Yeah, you're driving me crazy. 279 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,680 There you go. No, he did a lot of those sort 280 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,280 of high concept sitcoms from the 60s. 281 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,760 Like Mr. Red. Oh yeah, And the like, you know, 282 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,400 hang. On So there's a pattern here, 283 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,080 isn't there, Mr. Ed? The talking horse. 284 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:05,840 My mother's a car, my uncle's a penny that lives in my brain and 285 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,000 rotates the skin. It's just like the love medic 286 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,720 grandpa from The Simpsons. Isn't it? 287 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,640 It is really my second cousin's a cloud. 288 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,360 That's. Yeah. 289 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,800 I'm talking talking of The Simpsons. 290 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,480 Only speaking pastor. What? 291 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,760 Talking of The Simpsons, Huffnagle is is is a name that 292 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,400 gets used in. Do you remember oh, what's his 293 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,680 What's his name? The ACT. 294 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,600 Terrible actor you may Remember Me from. 295 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,320 Oh, try. McClure. 296 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,560 Try McClure. Try McClure any oh does. 297 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,040 He comes briefly successful, but then he's he turns down the 298 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,960 successful turn in his career where he gets to cast him. 299 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,960 Yes, McVeigh, the Fantabulous Contradictions of the. 300 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,920 Treasure T off Nagel. Yeah, that's. 301 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,600 Right, yes. That's amazing. 302 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,280 Obviously you become a byword in lack of quality. 303 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,440 And Sellers is using the same voice he does in that awful 304 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,880 song, Gefranc. Oh yeah. 305 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,840 Did you kiss your mother's booby? 306 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,000 Yes, I did. So Ruby, doobie or whatever. 307 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,760 He says he's using the exact stuff. 308 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,400 American voice. It's not a convincing American 309 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,960 accent. It's really, it's really wobbly, 310 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,720 isn't? It it's quite wobbly, yeah. 311 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,640 You are about to join the ranks of the unemployed, and before 312 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,880 you get a reference out of me, you may whistle Dixie through 313 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,920 any orifice of your choice. I didn't buy the film 314 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,480 immediately because the very first shot is him walking down a 315 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,400 hospital corridor and it's carpeted in green. 316 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,120 And I'd spent. He wouldn't walk down a green 317 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,640 carpet. It wouldn't in 1972. 318 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,160 That's true. So that's the end of that thing. 319 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,120 Hang on, it's scuppered not. Because of his. 320 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,960 Yeah, because of his mass superstition, especially Green. 321 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,680 Green was his big, I thought. It was purple. 322 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,920 But both. Rules out a lot of things. 323 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,160 Rules out West West Ham, for one thing. 324 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,800 Yeah, he hated hated UKIP. Yeah, what? 325 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,880 There's one thing going through he. 326 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:59,360 Hated eating aubergines and courgettes in the same meal? 327 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,280 Yeah, he hated it. As I say, it was low budget. 328 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,400 Yeah. No. 329 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,000 And and because because Sellers was partly financing it. 330 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,280 Oh God, he didn't. I didn't. 331 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,080 Realize that. He didn't want any, any 332 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,640 unnecessary shit, Like rehearsals? 333 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,720 Sure. OK, Yeah. 334 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:23,880 He just wanted to get it made. You know, I sent you chaps the 335 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,200 because we were originally going to watch it on YouTube and it's 336 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,640 a terrible YouTube. Load. 337 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:34,320 Of it, but I sent, I sent you another, better version, 338 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,840 whispering cleaner, slightly cleaner. 339 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,280 And but one thing I picked up on it was a it was curiously 340 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:47,160 sanitized in the sense there wasn't any swearing a film in 341 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,640 1972 you'd you'd expect there was even coy references to 342 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,680 things like going to bed with someone. 343 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,320 Yes, they they they would. They would. 344 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,640 It was weird. Is it? 345 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,600 Was it a cut version that you sent us? 346 00:16:59,600 --> 00:16:59,880 Do you? Know. 347 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:04,359 Well, I think it was because because in the in the Lewis 348 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:09,040 book, yeah, Lewis, you know that bit in the film when Hofnagle is 349 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,680 being fired. Yes. 350 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,640 Or attempted an attempted firing I. 351 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,319 Should say. And he's and he's trying to 352 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,040 appeal to the board throw himself at the mercy with a sob 353 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,599 story about his unhappy childhood and he says and and 354 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,319 Lewis quotes in the book that he says even as a child I was not 355 00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:27,079 well liked. My mother paid other kids to 356 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,760 play with me. It is simply that I'm cursed 357 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,560 with a shitty personality. But in the film that we watched, 358 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,880 it just says it is simply that I'm cursed and then it cuts 359 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,480 away. Yes, but there's room for a 360 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,520 director's cut of this film. Well, the director's dead, but 361 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:49,320 yeah, in theory, yeah. Yeah, I I won't know how much 362 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,600 was cut. And and the director of this is 363 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,160 like called like Hermes the delivery company or something 364 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:54,640 isn't it? Or. 365 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,280 Dave, amateur amateur who also he directed a film. 366 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,880 He directed a film in the 80s which is considered to be the 367 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,600 worst film ever made. Brilliant. 368 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,560 So he's got 4. Called the Garbage Pail Kids 369 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,600 movie. Oh, the Garbage girl kids movie. 370 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,600 Have you seen that aware of it? Yeah, I've seen that. 371 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,000 That's brilliant. Right. 372 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,280 The best film ever made. He also made a film called Son 373 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,880 of Hitler. I have no idea what that could 374 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,400 be about. Son of Hitler You can see here 375 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,720 Son of Hitler. You can sort of see why Sellers 376 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,480 may have been attracted by him, in which case. 377 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,760 Yes, absolutely. True. 378 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,800 He was eccentric and fun. True and talked about Hitler. 379 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,560 And talked about Hitler. Which of course, yeah. 380 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,400 So they sort of loved. Touchstone, isn't it? 381 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,320 For yeah, absolutely. Him and Fred. 382 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,160 Him and Freddy star, Yeah. And Stan Boardman. 383 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,680 Yes, Stan, Bob as well. And the sound of this is awful 384 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,160 as well. And it's like the boom, boom 385 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,080 mics are on the street. It was really bad. 386 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,720 Now another thing Roger Lewis says, or I think it's Roger 387 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,840 Lewis, someone says that you can see boom mics a lot. 388 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,640 Like, I couldn't really, to be honest. 389 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,760 No, that's no A, it's Roger Jacorsi and B, there's there's 390 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,560 no boom. No, I didn't see any boom mics 391 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,360 at. All I didn't. 392 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,120 But then it was a It's not a crystal clear. 393 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,560 No, that's true. Copy that we had. 394 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,000 That's very true. Quite muddy. 395 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,800 Yeah, I've written my first sentence is terrible. 396 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:20,080 Washed out Milky film stuff. Yes, I think there's a working 397 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,360 title of the film as well, that was. 398 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,400 Yeah, terrible. Watch that. 399 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:28,160 Yeah, the movie. So I mean dare we even try and 400 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,120 attempt to sort of like think of what the. 401 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:37,600 I mean the plot is plot. It's just the guy comes in with 402 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,920 nothing wrong with him and then they decide to tell him there's 403 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,880 everything wrong with him to. To make because they're charging 404 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,640 him. Because the whole point is to 405 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,920 yeah, to make money. The tone of the film is is set 406 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,960 right at the beginning, right at the outset, because there's you 407 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,320 see Hofnagle striding down the hospital corridor and then this, 408 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,840 this slightly old elderly nurse tells him that a patient died in 409 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:05,680 one of the rooms at 11:15 AM and Hofnagle says right. 410 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,880 He says something like the hospital Ledger day begins at 411 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,160 noon. Yeah, I think you mean 12:30 PM, 412 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,160 nurse. Yeah. 413 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,640 So in other words, change the time of death because that way 414 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,800 the the patient was occupying the room for another day. 415 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,520 Exactly. That's, that's quite, that's a 416 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,840 decent, you know, Yeah, that's decent. 417 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:27,120 Of conceit sounds more like it's a hotel, so we charge you for an 418 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,080 extra day. You know, and they zoom into the 419 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:33,880 title of the name of a place to sort of establish where it is. 420 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,920 They do that twice, twice. Quite quick succession. 421 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,920 Just in case you forgot you. Guys have forgotten where you 422 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,800 are. It doesn't leave the hospital. 423 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,120 You're never anywhere else, but it doesn't. 424 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,440 Go. Anywhere. 425 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,320 Administrator's office, I suppose. 426 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,960 There's always and and everybody that goes in there, obviously 427 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,120 they're getting charged for every little thing. 428 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,080 Yeah. And you see you, you see at the 429 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,640 bottom of the screen that that like a running total of what 430 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,040 they're having to be charged, what they've been. 431 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,480 Asked for, and in case that hasn't rammed home enough, they 432 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,600 give you a little tilt ring ching. 433 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,560 Speak Speaking of ramming home. A proctological examination in 434 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,840 1972 cost $35. Yeah, that's not bad, is it? 435 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,440 That's all right. That's all right. 436 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,960 That. God, I wish you'd lived in 1972 437 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,000 in America. I would have had. 438 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,240 I would have had 10 proctologies. 439 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,400 Exams a day. Hey, 10/4. 440 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,480 Oh God. 10/4, so that's 10, four. 441 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,840 That's this sort of, dare I say catch phrase or whatever it is, 442 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:35,800 it's just good 10/4. 10-4 and Spano expense my dear 10410 four 443 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:41,480 10410 four 10/4. I think it's like. 444 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,960 ACB Radio, CB Radio Trucker. Thing, isn't it? 445 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,800 Thing. Yeah, saying over and out kind 446 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,160 of thing. Yeah, like like Smokey and the 447 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,120 Bandit. Go Smokey on your tail 10/4, 448 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,720 that sort of thing, yeah. But why? 449 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,360 I mean, because there's no no other reference to him being. 450 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,880 It doesn't fit with his character, really, because his 451 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,520 his character is slightly OCD. Strong. 452 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,720 It is a bit, it's a strong word. But I mean, he's he's like a 453 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,520 sort of OCD bureaucratic money grabbing hypocrite, really. 454 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,160 Yeah. But where's this ten 4th? 455 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,320 Well, because it's because it's the final line of the film, and 456 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,320 I won't spoil it in case people want to watch it, but it's the 457 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,280 final. Oh my kidding, It's the final 458 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,280 line of the film. Maybe they sort of got that and 459 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,400 worked backwards. They said we need, we need it to 460 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,280 be, we need a catch phrase that's kind of over and out and 461 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,640 it's current. Was it particularly current, or 462 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,280 do you think it was a newfangled thing? 463 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,840 Yeah, I think it was. In 1972, probably, yeah. 464 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:41,720 OK. Thanks. 465 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,960 Of course there was a lovely joke there because obviously the 466 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,360 nature of this operation, which you will get to at the end, you 467 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,880 should have said 10 four, you should have said like 7, three, 468 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,960 the nature of what they were doing and that would have been a 469 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,800 good gag. No, but it wouldn't have played 470 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,240 in Peoria though. No, it would not have played in 471 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,760 Peoria or Pretoria or Peterborough. 472 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,600 No would have, no would have played there. 473 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,960 Oh, would have played there, sorry. 474 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,840 But nowhere else. But nowhere else. 475 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,440 So yeah, so he's a guy who's obsessed with earning as much 476 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,760 money as he can by hoodwinking patients into thinking that 477 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,680 iller than they believe. But I do think there's a weird 478 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,840 he's because, I mean, it's difficult to know how much he's 479 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,680 planned about his performance sell as those. 480 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,840 Very little. I'm sure you're right, and he 481 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,360 seems to float in and out of scenes really. 482 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,480 Literally as well. He sort of dances in between 483 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,200 tables, isn't he? He never runs. 484 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,640 But hastens he doesn't run. He hastens. 485 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,880 Exactly. There you go. 486 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,480 Yeah, but he does have this sort of slightly OCD because like, he 487 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,560 keeps counting how many times the door's been slammed in his 488 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,840 office and things like that. Yes. 18167 people slammed his 489 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,880 door during his tenure. Why is he counting that? 490 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,280 Is that just well? Because he knows the amount of 491 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,920 times people are coming in to off a chagrin at his door. 492 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,240 I suppose it's really weird because the first half an hour 493 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,000 of the film, everyone else seems to be in on the ACT. 494 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,320 Yeah, we're all making money. Ha ha ha. 495 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,720 They talk about all the bonuses they're getting and yet then you 496 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,800 get these doctors having conferences going. 497 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,560 We need to get rid of this man. And you go, well, why? 498 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,400 Yeah, they turn turn on him for. It's totally for no reason at 499 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,680 all I. Suppose it's because Hammond? 500 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,520 Is that his name? The big Dell bloke? 501 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,680 Epstein. Epstein Hammond Exactly. 502 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,640 No, Epstein's a patient. No, but there's a place. 503 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,960 Oh yeah, Hammond's Epstein. His real name is Hammond. 504 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:33,360 Is that? Right. 505 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,800 Yeah. Because at one point they he 506 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,080 goes to have a medical and they give him unnecessary and they go 507 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,240 you need to stay to hospital and we're going to change your name 508 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,320 to Epstein and he's sort of like. 509 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,240 OK, right. Yeah. 510 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,480 And then also, why does he stay there? 511 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,880 He just stays. There all the time. 512 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,560 Why do you we just go. I'm. 513 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,920 I'm leaving now. Because then he wouldn't be 514 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,640 party to a comedy circumcision at the end of the. 515 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,280 Oh God, that's. That we don't see the the now 516 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,200 you don't see what happens. It's so dark that that if you 517 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,960 because they're all pest as well. 518 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,760 There are many films that end with a bunch of pest doctors 519 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,880 giving someone a circumcision. Yeah, pouring whiskey on on his 520 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,440 head. Of course he cares too. 521 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,520 Yeah, because of that. Yeah, Keszening. 522 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,960 Well, they circumcise a. Kestrel. 523 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,360 It's bloody difficult to do, actually. 524 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,360 Yeah, bloody hard, actually. It's often. 525 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,120 So it's just ridiculous. So he goes in. 526 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:27,000 There's nothing wrong with him. This this Hammond Epstein bloke. 527 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,760 Well, that's weird because it sort of flirts with It's almost 528 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,280 a bit like Brazil or something when when they get his name 529 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,800 wrong and he can't, he can't get his name back right again. 530 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,000 That's what I was thinking, yeah. 531 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,120 Satire. Yeah, but he really, he really 532 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:38,960 could. He just has to go. 533 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,760 My name's not Epstein, but he's on chooses not to do that on the 534 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,280 way. By checking into the hospital, 535 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,520 he checks out the secretary's bum. 536 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,680 Yeah, and she loves. It and she goes. 537 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,280 I'll thank. You, you've made my day. 538 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,080 Maybe, she says. Yeah, but hang on, he wouldn't 539 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,960 have called it a bum. He'd have called it a caboose or 540 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,160 something. A caboose. 541 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,520 Yeah, yeah, Her arsehole or anus. 542 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,200 Because of the colouration of the film, it looks like she's 543 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:12,680 got a blue face. And she's got the most unlovely 544 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:20,560 name, the actress Joanne Pflug. And she's having a tawdry affair 545 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,240 with. Huffnagle. 546 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,400 Huffnagle isn't she, but Hoffnagle's also having tawdry 547 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,520 affair with another nurse. Yeah. 548 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,400 Oh, nurses, I think. Nurses. 549 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,800 Yeah, because it's a bit where he keeps being caught going into 550 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,200 a linen cupboard. This secretary's really annoyed 551 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,080 the fact that she knows it's happened before. 552 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,120 It happens again a bit later and she rather canally says, well, 553 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:46,720 I'll dampen your order by calling the it's not fire 554 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,280 brigade, is it? It is, I think. 555 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,600 Well, yeah, but what do they call it? 556 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,480 The. Firefighters. 557 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,360 Firefighters and and and and then that's. 558 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,000 It never, never comes to anything. 559 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,000 That just just pitfalls out into nothing. 560 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,080 There's a nice touch Sellers does. 561 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,080 Occasionally. Sellers can't help himself with 562 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,920 his nice little comedic touches to his performance, like he's 563 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,760 making out with one of the nurses. 564 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,840 I'm not sure if it's Joanne Perflug. 565 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,600 He might be. He's making out with her and 566 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,760 he's underneath and she's on top. 567 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,640 And he keeps Sellers, keeps gently tugging up his trouser 568 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,280 legs. Yes. 569 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,920 That's right. Yeah, moving her leg out the 570 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,880 way. Yeah. 571 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,000 He does. There's one, I mean, I've, I've 572 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,680 touched on this already, but there are that two or three 573 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,760 maybe things that make me laugh in this film. 574 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,400 One of them is when he's I can't remember who he's talking to. 575 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,360 But then Jonah Perflug comes up behind him and says yes, and 576 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,720 he's whoever he's talking to. He says what Seller says to 577 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,320 whoever he's talking to. What do you mean yes? 578 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,480 Yes. Looking at the wrong person. 579 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,680 Yes, he argues. He argues to the to the hospital 580 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,760 commissioner, What do you mean? Yes. 581 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,440 And then turns around. He goes, oh, it's you, yeah. 582 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,520 Yeah, it's just a nice sort of glutenish type of. 583 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,240 Yeah, but the worst line in comedy history is also in this 584 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,280 film. Again, I've said this is the 585 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,240 worst Sellers film it can. It contains the worst line of 586 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:10,720 dialogue between 2 characters in in comedy history, which is 587 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,960 towards the end at the party and and Hofnagle ain't happy. 588 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,520 Oh, that's Oh God. Oh. 589 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,560 It just makes me die inside. So they do a weird thing where 590 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,960 they they hesitate to use the word bitch because it cuts to 591 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,360 something. Beach is that. 592 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,320 Is that their name? But then like 5 minutes 5 593 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,000 minutes later they actually say bitch. 594 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,640 So. Yes, somebody says Horse Pucky 595 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,320 at one point. How dare they? 596 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,360 What is Horse Pucky? Doesn't at one point say this 597 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,440 scream and it cuts to like a zita or sound or something mad. 598 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,520 Or. Zita or something. 599 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,080 Oh yeah, no, you're right. Also, why do they have? 600 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,880 Also the the reason why they have the party is completely. 601 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,440 With the mariachi band. Yes, that's it, he screams when 602 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,200 it cuts to the mariachi band. Yeah, that's it. 603 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,280 That's it. Well, no, it's all we can to 604 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,600 keep Epstein happy, isn't it? Because Epstein, who's gone in 605 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,640 with nothing wrong with him, has his appendix removed 606 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,200 unnecessarily. So they can, I presume, charge 607 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,280 him more medically. Yeah, Yeah. 608 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,320 And then there's the X-ray guy. Oh God. 609 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,360 X-ray guy. He's he's a Marvel. 610 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,600 Super. Yeah, X-ray Guy. 611 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,840 Yeah, is it? Is it Mr. Mr. Moshotto or 612 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,440 something? Like that Nish, Nishi Nishi. 613 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,440 Oh, you mean Pat Morita? Yeah. 614 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,960 Yes. From from television's happy 615 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,720 days. Yes. 616 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,240 Is that was he in happy days? He was the original the owner 617 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,160 of, you know, Owl. Who was it? 618 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,640 Owl? Who owned the diner? 619 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,960 The fat guy before him? It was before him. 620 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,920 It was Arnold, and that was Pat Morita. 621 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,240 Oh. God, is that because they're all 622 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,560 because the ruse is, is that the patients go in, they decide that 623 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,960 there's something wrong with them, then they dial down to him 624 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,560 in X-ray. He'll then doctor a reason why 625 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,240 they might now need surgery or some extra stuff. 626 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,160 So they're all complicit on it, yet at the same time, they're 627 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:09,080 all this hospital is terrible. It's also also I don't get and 628 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:14,600 also the plan at the end where Huffnagle sends Joanna Perflug 629 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,720 to seduce Hammond Epstein. Yes. 630 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,440 And then he's filming her with filming them. 631 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,880 Filming them, but also then ruins it by being kind. 632 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,240 Yeah. Masturbated. 633 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,680 Yeah, but also, I don't know why. 634 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,760 I understand why everyone's angry about that. 635 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,320 I know exactly why. Or. 636 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,720 Or what the plan was with filming him anyway. 637 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,720 Is that just an extra contingency planning kick? 638 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,040 Because it's all like, everyone's sort of trying to 639 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,560 dupe the other, aren't they? They're all. 640 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,640 Yeah. Fine, but it's not. 641 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,200 Back in those days, Jeremy, you can sell those, sell those sort 642 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,520 of films to stag parties and things, can you? 643 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,280 I guess so, but why he's sent her? 644 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,960 She's complicit in the plan. Then we just when she discovers 645 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,280 that he's looking at her, basically. 646 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,640 Then she gets cuss about it because I suppose because he's 647 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,280 with the other nurses. I don't. 648 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,360 Know well, I never, I never understood that relationship 649 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,760 between him and. No he. 650 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:09,600 Seemed seemed very shaky. Exactly, because she sort of 651 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,440 loves him in some things. And then? 652 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,320 Yeah, because he's always sort of like promising to sort of 653 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,480 marry her and move in with her. Because at one point, he says, 654 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,600 just go away and choose furniture for a new house. 655 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,080 That's another thing I don't understand, because that's 656 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,960 supposed to be that evening. But he's also, but he's also 657 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,760 sent her into. Exactly. 658 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,560 Well, because I think the idea is that Epstein knows because he 659 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,680 sends one of the orderlies down to steal the charts from the 660 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,080 X-ray guy to confirm that he's he didn't need his appendix. 661 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,640 Also, when he goes in, the first thing he does is he rings his 662 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,000 girlfriend Epstein to say I'm in the hospital and she and she 663 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,760 just immediately makes a VD joke. 664 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,320 Yeah, exactly because. Well, you didn't get it from me. 665 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,400 In fact, doesn't he didn't quite. 666 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,760 Early on he's saying I've got two girlfriends. 667 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,760 There's no one. There, the first thing he does 668 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,760 is he looks at Mrs. Gefrunk and checks out her ass on the way 669 00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,720 in. She's really happy. 670 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,000 Yeah. She cheers her up. 671 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,280 There's a bit where the one of the other nurses is also 672 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,160 complicit in it, so I'm talking about the bonuses. 673 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,920 She's walking down the stairs and dot, dirty old Doctor 674 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,000 X-rays, upskirting her. I think it's plug again, isn't 675 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,920 it? Yeah, it's, it's, it's and he 676 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,240 says. And he said, so we're talking 677 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,200 Pat Marita looking up up her skirt. 678 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,480 He says. He says. 679 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,840 You made my eyes round. That's right. 680 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,560 Yeah. My God. 681 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000 There's so much because every time Sellers meets anyone of any 682 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,640 ethnic background, he then has to make a joke when they leave 683 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,480 of. Course so. 684 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,600 The first thing he says is like something about the fiend is 685 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,960 Chinese. With him, there's something 686 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,280 about the other guy, because so much of Black Power, you're 687 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,640 like, oh. My I know, yeah. 688 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,240 I've got, I've got, I've. I've jotted down a few here. 689 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,520 OK, so brilliant. So he's talking to an Italian, a 690 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,720 doctor of of Italian descent. Yeah. 691 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,920 Yeah. Who says who's trying and he 692 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,200 tries to blackmail him or something. 693 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,720 And the doctor says, OK, I surrender. 694 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,160 And and Hofnagle says how very Italian of you. 695 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,080 Yeah, OK. So it's some big, it's kind of 696 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,920 mild, I suppose. But then later on he refers to 697 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,800 Epstein, which has really Hammond, but he refers to 698 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,400 Epstein as his kind. Yes, there's a love. 699 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,240 He he says to a Mexican. Take your potential dysentery 700 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,920 and go. He wants. 701 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,640 He wants. He once sent a black colleague a 702 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,480 watermelon for his birthday. That's right. 703 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,240 He says to Pat Morita's character. 704 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,480 So much for the Yellow Peril, which I think was a seller's. 705 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,040 Yes, it. Sounds like a it sounds quite 706 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,520 goonish. Actually, yeah. 707 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,280 Greedy little Buddha head as well. 708 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,880 And I was sighing. There was a bit where I was. 709 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,280 I was in such a bait with the whole film. 710 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,560 But don't blame you. There's a point where he's 711 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,600 referring he's got this mold working for the hospital 712 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,440 commissioner. Oh God, yeah. 713 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,960 Who's, who's, who's? Oh, he's the homosexual now. 714 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,520 I think he's meant to be homosexual. 715 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,560 So he's so he's got. So he's dealing with flowers all 716 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,640 the time. Yeah, he's always. 717 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,400 Dealing with flowers. He's watering artificial 718 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,720 flowers. Yeah, and watering and and I'll 719 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,560 beat this bit, but he says so much for power. 720 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,960 Oh, really? I didn't. 721 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,880 Oh yeah. Yeah. 722 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,040 Is that in the copy you sent us? I didn't. 723 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,760 Yeah, I'm sure it was. It's just that line repeatedly 724 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,960 for an hour and 20 minutes. I didn't just. 725 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,120 I didn't just. Make it up. 726 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,120 You didn't just record it yourself and dub it over the 727 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:26,440 copy. And yeah, and he's just. 728 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,120 He's just generally Hoffner was just contemptuous of the entire 729 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,840 medical profession as well. And and and women, yes, the only 730 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,360 the only group to escape is contempt, I guess. 731 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,080 And it's surprising because of the period are lefties or 732 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,920 commies or pink. There's none. 733 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,480 Of that. There's none of that. 734 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,120 No, there's no hippies. But wait, I mean, yeah, there's 735 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:52,400 a very sour feelings of the whole film, but it's not far off 736 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,400 the field of the Magic Christian, to be honest. 737 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,639 You know what I mean? Not at all. 738 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,600 Much better film, though. Magic. 739 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,560 Christian. Magic. 740 00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,760 Christian, yeah. Oh, of course. 741 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,440 And it's much more watchable, and it's got many, many more 742 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,240 amazing moments in it. But it's still a sort of so. 743 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,920 I don't know if it's just sellers, but the he's got this 744 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,720 view that mankind is greedy and motivated by money and 745 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:19,120 capitalists and venal and awful and yes, very misanthropic tone 746 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,560 to it, which it does, but this is the. 747 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,560 Same man who is like driving the latest Jag and you know. 748 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,600 I know, but maybe you know that if you if you're going to 749 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,680 psychoanalyse him, there's endless scope for that. 750 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,680 Oh God, yeah. That could be his sort of self 751 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,240 hatred and his awareness of his own flaws and. 752 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,920 Sure. I don't know. 753 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,800 I mean, you know, this is the worst film to to try and make a 754 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,760 seller's theory about. Or is it? 755 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:49,360 Maybe it's the best film to to to overreaching seller's theory. 756 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,440 The kind of thing I like about Seller's character and all that 757 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,520 is that he apart from at the very end, he never seems to feel 758 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,440 like he's in any trouble. He will talk his way out, bribe 759 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,960 his way out. He's bribing the head doctor. 760 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,040 When XT finds out what's going on, he just goes, That's not a 761 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,160 problem. Give him the best bed in the 762 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,120 hospital. Give him loads of beer and 763 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,360 steaks. Yeah, because. 764 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,280 That'll keep him quiet. I think. 765 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,640 Do anything just to sort of get the dollar? 766 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,480 This may be the worst Sellers film, and I could very well be, 767 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,800 but I don't think it's his worst performance. 768 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,040 Which is what's his worst performance. 769 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,960 I don't know. Something like him in Sykes or 770 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,080 something. I mean, that doesn't count I 771 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,680 guess, but yeah. Yeah, because, oh, because. 772 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,200 It was president of Zender. There you go. 773 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,920 Oh, that's yeah, it's good shout because of course you two were 774 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,400 last on the show talking about his last film, which was 775 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,240 fiendish plot of Doctor Fu Manchu. 776 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,600 Yes, that's right. Which? 777 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,880 Which Paul and I were rather lukewarm about. 778 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,720 But Jeremy, you were a huge fan of that film. 779 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,480 Well, yes, but only in terms of. I've seen your tattoos. 780 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,600 You love it. But yeah, and if you know what 781 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,240 you're in for, if you see what I mean and maybe that's how you 782 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:03,080 need to approach. I mean being semi obsessed with 783 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,680 Peter Sellers as I am, everything's everything's part 784 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,240 of the seller's story, if you see what I mean. 785 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,600 So even. A It's Yeah, it's. 786 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,880 The same when you watch. It's the same when you watch any 787 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,840 film with Peter cooking as well. You just go. 788 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,800 I just. Yeah. 789 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,920 What's going on when he's doing it and it's somehow bled in? 790 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,880 Or it's not. Why? 791 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,480 Why are you in this film? Why are you? 792 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,400 Yeah. Why are you doing this? 793 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,520 Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 794 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,320 And because I mean. And also, you can't take your 795 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,960 eyes off him. That's the weird thing with this 796 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:34,160 all full bloody film. Yeah, he does, he does write. 797 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,280 He is cream on the top because everyone else is really isn't 798 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,160 very good at all. There's my OK, my favorite bit 799 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,160 then is is pitch black. But it's when he's he's going 800 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,600 through one of his interminable medical reports about one of his 801 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,520 previous patients and it's about the the terms. 802 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,920 It's the mother and the baby and it's so grim about the they're 803 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,840 adding the, the adding the. There's a Yeah. 804 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,840 Well, it goes on to. Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea. 805 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,640 Gonorrhea, it says. Neither of the parents will want 806 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,560 to admit it because they both are too embarrassed, but there's 807 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,280 a suggestion that the baby would have died if they'd given 808 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,000 exactly penicillin, so they have to add on and. 809 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,240 It's all just to get another $38 exactly. 810 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,720 Yes. But also what's? 811 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,680 Horrible matter of fact is. Nurse is really complicit in it 812 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,760 with him. Yes, exactly. 813 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,080 That's. Lovely, lovely. 814 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:24,400 But I mean that I think is is is almost amazing because it's so 815 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,720 pitch black. Yes. 816 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,960 As a joke. And he does it. 817 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,680 He does it. He revels in it as well. 818 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,960 You can see that he's properly, you know, selling. 819 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,280 Sticking it to the man somehow in his home. 820 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,600 And then he even does a sort of horrible laugh towards the end 821 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,280 of it. Yeah, it's AI kind of some 822 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,480 reason. I don't know why I enjoy the 823 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,200 bits, but he's just always talking to people through a 824 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,760 hatch and a Pepsi Cola machine, having a little secret talk to 825 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,840 different people. There's a little Goon show 826 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:55,200 reference there, I think the Indian love call song, you know, 827 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,800 Yes. Yeah. 828 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,440 And I'll answer to yeah, I mean, there must be a goon show thing. 829 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,480 They used to do that all the time, didn't they? 830 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,320 Absolutely. Can I ask, right, here's, here's 831 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,560 a counterfactual. Was it a counterfactual? 832 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,160 OK, it's just, it's just a hypothetical, hypothetical 833 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,360 scenario. Hypothermic. 834 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,640 OK, so the script of this film, if there is such a thing, The 835 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,560 script of this film, yeah, imagine of Sellers sold it to 836 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:27,360 Gerald Thomas to make a carry on to get a carry on version. 837 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,600 Weird, You should say that. Because I was. 838 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,000 I sort of half thought earlier on when I was watching it. 839 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,720 This is like a sort of horrible, shadowy, dark, unfunny carry on. 840 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,240 Medical What's the carry on Medical One where it's all about 841 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,960 the mystery elixir that can help you lose weight, that is. 842 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,040 To the highest that. Is that again, Doctor? 843 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,880 Again, Doctor, isn't it? So it does have echoes of that 844 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,040 in that sense of light to the it's. 845 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,480 Probably around the same time as well actually, but if it's. 846 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,760 But but if if this was a carry on film, same, same script, 847 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,600 Anglicized, yeah, I suppose it would be Sir James, I presume as 848 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,320 Hofnagle. Oh, yes. 849 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,920 Oh, I see. Jim Dale is the as, as, whatever 850 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,320 his name is. As Epstein. 851 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,280 Epstein Yeah. Could also, But it could also be 852 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,880 Ken Williams, weirdly as Hofnagle. 853 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,200 Oh, it could be. Yeah, it could. 854 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,160 It could actually be Ken, in fact. 855 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,000 Yeah, yeah. So obviously, obviously the 856 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,200 roommates with Jim Dale, you've got Sid. 857 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,640 I was like, you've got Bernie, obviously with his bowling ball 858 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,880 and dare I say, who's the guy who looks like a sort of like a 859 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,880 gentle Hispanic American, Paul McCartney, who plays a guitar in 860 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,680 it? Oh yeah, he's got Butterworth 861 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,840 written all over him. Well, weirdly of. 862 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,440 Course, Charlie. Poultry would be Doctor Zoni, 863 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,640 yes. Absolutely. 864 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,200 Shadow of a Day. Yes. 865 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,560 That's immediately cast. Yeah, who'd who'd argue with it? 866 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,640 It'd be Nishimoto. Though. 867 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,360 No worry about you have to be Peter Butterworth. 868 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,800 It'd. Probably have to be Bert Quack 869 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:56,480 if he was available, No, That would be Terry Scott with Scott. 870 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,760 Scott with makeup. Exactly. 871 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:05,440 Lovely, amazing, amazing makeup. But yeah, it has got the main. 872 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,840 Secretary who is stepping? That's obviously Babs. 873 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,080 And then you've got the. Well, the fight with the 874 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,560 catfight they have is almost the same as the catfight it is. 875 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,640 Ells, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. 876 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,600 In. Fact There's a brief there's a 877 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,240 tight That's the only shot of brief boobage. 878 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,120 There's a couple of nip slips on there. 879 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,720 There's. A cover nip slips in that scene, 880 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,360 yes, but they fight in the linen cupboard. 881 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,640 Oh. Well, so yeah, you're quite 882 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,280 right. It's got, it's got the aspects 883 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:37,680 of a sort of bizarro carry on medical comedy in a way, isn't 884 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,800 it? It's got very odd musical 885 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,120 choices as well. I don't know if, you know, 886 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,120 obviously we've got this annoying country song which 887 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,920 plays all the way through, but then every so often it sort of 888 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,440 goes into a sort of gospel organ and. 889 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,720 All the bit when he's telling his sob story. 890 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,120 Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 891 00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:05,480 So like testify type of music. Even as a little boy, I was 892 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,600 never well liked. My mother paid other kids to 893 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,120 play with me. I say this not to engender 894 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,560 sympathy. I know you're beyond that, but 895 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,120 just to assure you that I bear no hard feelings. 896 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:27,360 It's simply that I am cursed. I'll buy that. 897 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,200 You'll have my resignation within the hour. 898 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,480 Then you get this weird Japanese Kyoto playing William Tell. 899 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:40,320 I know, it's so odd, and there's nothing to do with Nishimoto 900 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,440 even. It's just like it's just. 901 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,360 Because it's. A William Tell for no reason. 902 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,760 To do something else. So odd. 903 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,880 Oh. My God. 904 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,760 I'd love to know because there's speaking about, you know, 905 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,960 anything not to do with the acting or the writing, but the 906 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,240 directing is bizarre. Yeah, I don't. 907 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,680 Know, I'm sure that's just because there wasn't time or 908 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,200 money. Every choice is why are you 909 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,040 doing that? Because I've decided to and 910 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,600 we're doing it. And then now it's done. 911 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,560 Because the way some odd odd it does this thing slow zoom into 912 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,520 someone talking, but they're not saying anything particularly. 913 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,720 Exactly, it's them saying your plot. 914 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,880 It's just. It's got long, long, big 915 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,800 dialogue doesn't. It quite zoom into their full 916 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,040 mouth. It just sort of zooms. 917 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,400 Half mouth, half mole on a cheek you like. 918 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,760 Maybe so when they try and do something arty like in a mirror 919 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,880 or through a magnifying lens or something like. 920 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,920 That yes. Or do that reverse shot. 921 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,840 Or a fish eye lens occasion, yes. 922 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,440 The at the party, you know there's the conga line. 923 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,080 The immediate, the immediate party that happens. 924 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,160 The immediate party where everyone's immediately pissed. 925 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,440 It's the immediate party. It was immediately pissed. 926 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:52,520 It's like a sort of awful echo of the sort of 60s parties that 927 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,960 used to end for. Now, I was going to say the 928 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,320 conga line, where you've got Hofnagle, who's unwillingly part 929 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,880 of the conga line. Yeah, it's a sad reminder of 930 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,440 when. Oh, the Pink Panther. 931 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,040 The the The Pink Panther Conga line. 932 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,920 Yes. Which is fantastic. 933 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,960 Yeah. Yeah. 934 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,760 No, you're quite right. It's but it's like there's a 935 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,120 hangover from the 60s of well, if you can't think of an ending, 936 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,120 let's just make it a big. Huge party, huge party. 937 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,880 Because that's the bit where the Commission there finally turns 938 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,440 up. He's been trying to nail sellers 939 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,040 for ages, but never really try it. 940 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,480 He's. Useless, isn't he he. 941 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,880 Is and he turns up and then goes, Oh well, everything's 942 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,360 fine. Yeah, I don't get that. 943 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,280 Because it's all. All is forgiven as well. 944 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,560 He just goes well, we need a hospital. 945 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,560 Even though he knows this hospital is dreadful, he goes. 946 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,240 And that's all he's been trying to do before that is to try and 947 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,200 get it shut down. Exactly. 948 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:43,120 I must shut this down or I will die, and then suddenly. 949 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,880 He just goes, Oh well oh. Well. 950 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,840 Don't make mistakes. Yeah, but yeah, and none of the 951 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,920 doctors are struck off. No, no. 952 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,400 Yeah, and then there's some weird punchline about him trying 953 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,240 to if you if you take my perfectly healthy appendix out 954 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,880 and I'm going to sue the I don't quite follow his reason. 955 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,800 Hospital for $1,000,000. Which I've already given to you, 956 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,440 so you've already got the money. Yeah, don't quite get well. 957 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,960 He checked himself in as a patient to make more. 958 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:15,400 Yeah, that bit makes no sense. No sense. 959 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,200 The bit that I find really funny is that during that part you see 960 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,920 where he is the commissioner, he slips out the window, goes back 961 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,960 to his office and he's burning the incriminating evidence. 962 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,120 He also has one final call with his homosexual marital. 963 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,120 He's like he's on his way and he's like he already knows. 964 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,160 He then burns the phone that he's spoken to him on. 965 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,960 That bit was the only bit that I went. 966 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,120 He's. Kind of fuzzy catches gay or 967 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,240 something. Yeah, doesn't catch gay. 968 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,960 There's a, there's a there's AI Want to share a little story 969 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,480 about sellers and amateur you know Rod Amateur, right. 970 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:53,440 Go on. So Sellers, apparently Sellers 971 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,440 on the set. He was very pleasant, very 972 00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:01,280 affable and very popular with the kind of truth he was. 973 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,280 Polite. He was efficient. 974 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,080 He rolled his sleeves up, got his hands dirty. 975 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,840 You know he wasn't. He was not. 976 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,440 He was not. He wasn't. 977 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,160 He wasn't flouncing off, no. No, because it was, I guess 978 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,320 because he, you know, he was paying for this film. 979 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,560 Right. Himself, maybe. 980 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,720 But it it did make him quite a decent return because you know, 981 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,600 it was shot in a shoestring, but it it made a bit of money so. 982 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,080 Maybe. Maybe this is being an amateur 983 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,400 psychiatrist again. Maybe even it's a film, which he 984 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,040 knew was terrible and didn't matter. 985 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,360 He didn't. He didn't feel stressed about it 986 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,800 and he didn't feel like a little bit, Yeah. 987 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,440 He didn't feel like he had to sabotage himself to get out of 988 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,640 it, sort of thing. Yeah, possibly. 989 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,400 Well, he the fact that he was worried about his money. 990 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:46,920 Yeah, well, he he got on quite well with Rod Emma 2. 991 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,040 Who's the. Writer and director, OK, And at 992 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,680 the end of filming he presented him with a a tiny condensed 993 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,320 edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica in two volumes, which 994 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,160 came with a magnifying glass. Because it was such a tiny, tiny 995 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,480 print, right? Which is a nice little gesture, 996 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,720 I suppose. Sellers was in the habit of 997 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,080 giving gifts and things. Yes, he was. 998 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,720 And and then sometime later the the two men happened to meet in, 999 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:18,000 I don't know where it was Rome maybe and they were out drinking 1000 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,520 or whatever and they they had an argument about whether Fellini 1001 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,360 was any cop or not. Oh, because who? 1002 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:28,480 Who came down on what side? Well, amateur was was fur. 1003 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,720 And Sellers was again. Oh really? 1004 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:31,600 I don't know why. Oh dear. 1005 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,600 Didn't Sellers didn't like Fellini at all? 1006 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,440 Anyway, so they had this argument. 1007 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,040 And Bert Mortimer, who was Sellers, sort of. 1008 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,680 Oh yeah. Chauffeur Yeah, of course. 1009 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,240 He was. He was with Sellers, and later 1010 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:50,160 that night, Sellers sent Bert Mortimer to Rod Amato's hotel 1011 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,520 and he. Knocked the door. 1012 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,880 He knocked on the door, and he asked. 1013 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,040 Bert had to ask for the encyclopedia to pretend like it 1014 00:47:59,040 --> 00:47:59,480 back. Oh. 1015 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,880 Come Really. And although I don't quite know 1016 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,400 why Rod Amato would be travelling Europe with the many 1017 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,640 Encyclopedia Botanica. And also he'd be like, well, 1018 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,680 they're probably in storage. I don't even know what they are. 1019 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,400 And. But, but, but apparently Amateur 1020 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,400 said shrugged and said, yeah, here you go, you can have them 1021 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,320 back, right? Sellers later that night phoned 1022 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,440 Amateur and and told him how upset he was that Amateur had so 1023 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,280 freely given the gift back without protesting. 1024 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,480 And he said it. He said it reflected how little 1025 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,120 Amateur must have thought of him. 1026 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,680 Sellers. And. 1027 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,440 They never spoke again. That would have been a better 1028 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,040 film, This whole thing about a miniaturized. 1029 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,240 Poor man though, Sellers. I mean, I mean, that's the way 1030 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:50,760 his mind up operated and for the whole last decade of his life he 1031 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,640 was basically. Paranoid and. 1032 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:59,520 Paranoid and annoyed. Mad and yeah, you know, if 1033 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,120 there's anything any positive to get from this, I I don't think 1034 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,800 he's bad in this. And he's suddenly, as you say, 1035 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,560 Paul. He's much more watchable than 1036 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,280 anything else in this film. Oh, let's not say. 1037 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,400 Leaps and bounds? Yeah, unfortunately, yeah, 1038 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,160 because pretty much everyone else in this is dreadful. 1039 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,160 But he's he's always there's something, there's something 1040 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,400 adult about Sellers is acting. Do you know what I mean? 1041 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,200 There's something rational and grown up and almost there's. 1042 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,200 A sort of composed element which which somehow maybe just rises 1043 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,680 more to the top because of what he's with. 1044 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,400 He's just leaps and bounds. And he never, He never mugs. 1045 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,120 He never He never guns, Do you know what I mean? 1046 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,320 No, no, I know what you mean. I mean, a lot of his films are 1047 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,080 terrible, yes. I don't think anything he 1048 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:48,360 performed has dated. I mean, I feel that's a very 1049 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:55,760 dangerous statement to say, but. Have you seen Ghost in the 1050 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,680 Noonday Sun? Yes, I Dick scratcher, Yeah. 1051 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,200 Now that's almost an unwatchable film. 1052 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,520 It's better than this. It is better than this, yeah. 1053 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,600 It's got Milligan in it. One thing, it's got Milliken. 1054 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,200 Also, it's got some brilliant jokes in. 1055 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,240 It. Yeah, All I know is, is that 1056 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,440 throughout this tawdry fucking thing that you can't quite see 1057 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,000 properly or hear properly, I just never stop looking at 1058 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,800 Sellers all the way through it. And that's always going to be 1059 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,280 the sort of weird benchmark with him. 1060 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:26,280 Even if he's seen something like actively loathe, I can't stop 1061 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,120 looking at him, yeah. That's what I mean. 1062 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,400 He's, he's, he's, he's, he's always funny. 1063 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,880 Even if he's not funny. Even if the film is not funny 1064 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,680 and even. If maybe that's the thing, maybe 1065 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:39,000 I'm looking all the time for him to do like a or something. 1066 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,280 Because even when he became. And in films, he's never going 1067 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,360 to do it, but I'm still like almost willing him to do it, but 1068 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,320 he doesn't. And then? 1069 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:50,520 He's he's not quite the final being there who may choose stage 1070 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,040 where he's but even as you know even in that I still find him 1071 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,880 amazing and. Am I right in saying Tyler that 1072 00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,240 this film he this is the film he did after There's a Girl in my 1073 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,040 Soup? Is that? 1074 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,040 Right, Yeah. Yeah, OK. 1075 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,920 And that's like, and that's two years after, is it? 1076 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,760 I think Girl in My Suit 70. The next one is Lock House, 1077 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,400 isn't it? Yeah. 1078 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560 That's right. Yeah. 1079 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,600 He had 1971 off, or at least there wasn't a film released in 1080 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,360 71 with him, right? It was a day at the beach, but 1081 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,200 that wasn't released. Oh yeah, he's living in Ireland 1082 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,240 as well for tax reasons with. Miranda Quarry was this kid. 1083 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,760 Miranda Quarry. Yeah. 1084 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,560 Yeah. And he'd make oh that's that's 1085 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,280 the other thing. Right. 1086 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,480 Interesting. I don't know if it was 1087 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,160 deliberate, but the bit with the green shield, Stamps. 1088 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,280 Oh yes. Wants the hysterectomy and he's 1089 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,160 called Hoffnagle the character, and she she calls him Hoffman. 1090 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,560 Yes, I. Guess yes. 1091 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,920 Now I can't remember. Has that happened already, 1092 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,920 Hoffman, or is it? Hoffman was 709070. 1093 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,080 OK, brilliant. And have you seen that, Paul? 1094 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,600 Yeah, yeah, it's. I haven't seen it for a long 1095 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,920 time. I need it's by the Blu-ray, 1096 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,320 which our mutual friend John of course has done the yeah. 1097 00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,080 Yeah, there's something lovely about Hoffman, but I don't know 1098 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,080 what it is. It's a very interesting film. 1099 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,200 It's not funny. No, it's not funny. 1100 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,040 Not at all. Is there because there's a Is it 1101 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,400 a deluxe Blu-ray set that John was? 1102 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,360 Involved in, yeah. So there'll be extra bits and 1103 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,640 bobs I need to get that, yeah. It's a super duper one. 1104 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:23,280 It's got less sellers in. Yeah, that was based on a hot 1105 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,880 that was based on ATV British TV or play for today or something, 1106 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,760 which had which? Which had Donald say Donald 1107 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,680 Sutherland, Donald Pleasance Hoffman as Hoffman and as the 1108 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,120 woman, As the girl, I should say. 1109 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,040 What's the name? Daisy from keeping up 1110 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,200 appearances. Really. 1111 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,120 Yeah. Her name was Judy Cornwall, was 1112 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,720 it? Yeah. 1113 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,600 Something like that, yeah. Wow. 1114 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,560 Anyway, we're talking about better Sellers films here, 1115 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,480 aren't we? We are. 1116 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,240 We are. That was always going to happen 1117 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,040 there. Yeah, the the bit that I laughed 1118 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,640 at was right at the end. Right at the end when 1119 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,320 everything's falling to bits. It's all falling apart for 1120 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,360 Hofnagle. And you've got the old nurse 1121 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,360 who's been his kind of accomplice, I suppose. 1122 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,760 Talk. To. 1123 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,320 Me, Albert. You wouldn't fire me, would you? 1124 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:20,960 I play no favourites. Taking out your locker, Mother, 1125 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,200 you're through you. Were. 1126 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:30,160 Mean careful? He feels that she's his mother. 1127 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,120 Oh God, is that what it was? I thought. 1128 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,000 I thought it was just because she was like a matron. 1129 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,800 Oh, right. Maternal. 1130 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,840 I read somewhere that he was very short of money at this 1131 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:46,960 point, but but I mean, this wasn't a big earner for him and 1132 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,320 I'm sure that there must have been other offers on the table, 1133 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,360 do you think? I think he was. 1134 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,040 Getting there must have been loads. 1135 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,000 Well, he did so OK, he did. Soft beds, hard battles. 1136 00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,520 Right. That's in a couple of years, 1137 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,440 isn't it, I. Think that's 73, maybe 74, I'm 1138 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,680 not sure. Because because also, I mean 1139 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:08,400 Godfather Part 2 didn't couple of say he wanted sellers for the 1140 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,760 the Strasburg fell. I mean, if he's getting these 1141 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,120 offers, then why is he doing this? 1142 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,080 Right. Well, that's what. 1143 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,600 That's what I want to do one day on Goon Pod. 1144 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,080 I want to do an an episode called the Films Peter Sellers 1145 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,360 turned down. Right. 1146 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,840 Because. And what they would have been 1147 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,840 like if he was in them. The Yeah. 1148 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,560 The producers, He turned. Turned the producers down. 1149 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,840 Yep. So now he's got obsessed with 1150 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,600 it. Well, he's, yeah, he's the one 1151 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,000 who sort of, like told Hollywood you should watch this thing. 1152 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,280 Wasn't it? Yeah, At the time when Mel 1153 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,040 Brooks pitched it to him, he wasn't interested. 1154 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:41,560 So he would have been the. I think he'd have been. 0 1155 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,560 Mostel. He must. 1156 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,480 Have been 0. Mostel. 1157 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,640 Yeah. Max. 1158 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,280 What's his name although? Realist stock. 1159 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,200 Bill Stock. Although Weedley, he could have 1160 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,760 also been the he. Could have been any of them. 1161 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,280 Really. Well, he Well, he virtually was 1162 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,040 for the next couple of years. Yes, that's the thing. 1163 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,240 Yeah, yeah. On talk shows and things, yeah. 1164 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:04,680 Kenneth. Kenneth Mars luckily last about 1165 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,120 four days ago. Sorry we're going off topic, but 1166 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,480 one of my favorite comedies ever is What's Up, Doc? 1167 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,200 Oh. Yeah. 1168 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,080 Oh, yes. And it was playing at the Prince 1169 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,000 Charles Cinema. And I couldn't quite believe 1170 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,840 that this film the idea of watching it on a big screen. 1171 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,360 Of course. It and I went and there was 1172 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:27,120 about eight of us and I was so happy because Kenneth Miles was 1173 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:31,440 amazing in that anyway. I saw that for the first time a 1174 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,720 couple of years ago and I was just blown away. 1175 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:36,600 By adore that film. Barbra Streisand Yeah, it's a 1176 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,800 name check in this, I think doesn't. 1177 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,920 She as well it does. That's why circumcision, in case 1178 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,760 he wants to date her later. That's right. 1179 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,640 There you go. That, by the way, Kenneth Mars 1180 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,000 turns out, I don't know if you've discussed this with John 1181 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,200 Paul in an episode of Colombo playing a totally. 1182 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,720 Straight character? Yeah, absolutely. 1183 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,440 Yeah. And he does it completely down 1184 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,000 the line. Yeah. 1185 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,160 It's really odd to see Kenneth Mars not, but it's not even not 1186 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,680 doing a foreign accent. It's not a significant role 1187 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,920 either. It could have been anybody. 1188 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:06,800 Yeah, he's like a genius. Yeah, Yeah, he's any again, 1189 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,280 anything with Kenneth Martin, I just go, I want to watch it. 1190 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,120 Oh, Young Frankenstein with. His all of it, Yeah, he's 1191 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:18,000 amazing in WhatsApp, Doc. So yeah, it is a shit. 1192 00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:21,040 Oh, there is, there is one. There is. 1193 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,600 There is one other thing that sellers that Hofnagle says 1194 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,000 regularly. Yeah, every time he answers the 1195 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,160 phone, he says Talk to me. Talk to me. 1196 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,960 Yeah, just. Talk to me in 10. 1197 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,880 Four, yeah. And Tenfold's the last line in 1198 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,320 the film because he's having a circumcision in case nobody and 1199 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,360 he's having a circumcision by the Doctor Who. 1200 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,080 Constantly. He's having an append appendix 1201 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,360 removed, isn't he? Yeah, he's having. 1202 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,160 I thought he. Was having a circumcision. 1203 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,560 No, he's having an appendix removed because it's perfectly 1204 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,440 healthy and then he's. Going to? 1205 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,560 No, but I thought they were all drunk and they decide they're 1206 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,920 going. To give the second because. 1207 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,960 I thought that's why they were doing it, because they couldn't. 1208 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:55,560 Do it. Do it. 1209 00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:00,280 So they're desperate. They're desperate to do a 1210 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,120 circumcision. Is they're so desperate? 1211 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,200 Yeah, they're so desperate. The name is is the bloke. 1212 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,240 It's the other bloke who's name I've forgotten again. 1213 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,160 Certainly. Yeah, him, he tells. 1214 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:10,920 He gets. Terrible scope and immediately 1215 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:11,640 cuts himself. He goes. 1216 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,640 Oh, and. Then can't look while he's 1217 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,120 cutting into Cellars, he's cutting into his flag. 1218 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,440 Oh, that is cutting into his flag. 1219 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,040 You're absolutely right. Yeah. 1220 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,520 All right. I mean, this film makes sense. 1221 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,840 So don't. Yes. 1222 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,720 So now the film makes sense. All right. 1223 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,160 Yeah. Roger Lewis didn't condemn the 1224 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,280 film. He complaints that he complaints 1225 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,680 it wasn't tasteless enough. Oh, really? 1226 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,640 Yeah. The Weird fellow Roger Lewis. 1227 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,600 Yeah, And Ed Sickoff, who wrote a book on Sellers. 1228 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,080 Again, he was he was all right. He said. 1229 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,960 It's it's a nasty comedy, but that's it's aesthetic. 1230 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,680 Where does it hurt? Was ahead of its time, he says. 1231 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,840 Well, I sort. Of OK, I. 1232 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,960 Know what they mean because it's it's. 1233 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,680 You can see what they're trying to do and how it could be. 1234 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,720 You know how they could have been a properly dark, biting 1235 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,720 like, like, yeah. You can see how I matched the. 1236 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,880 Film the film. Stick it to the man. 1237 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,120 Capitalism is the worst thing in the world and look what you 1238 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,880 know, you can sort of see the intention of. 1239 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,480 It, yeah. But it's so heavy-handed and 1240 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,440 laboured and not that well done. The tone's terrible. 1241 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,720 The tone is terrible acting, Yeah. 1242 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,400 So. I mean, so I I can't really. 1243 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:26,680 The acting of everyone is awful. Nobody is like all the sort of 1244 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,280 incidental what's supposed to be funny characters. 1245 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,480 Why does are not? Why does Nishimoto suddenly do 1246 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,760 Groucho? For a bit, he doesn't. 1247 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,320 I don't know. Why is he listening? 1248 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,000 He's listening. He's just some sort of weird, 1249 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,000 like funky music in his. Funky Japanese music. 1250 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,560 I think he's funky Japanese music for some reason, 1251 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,400 upskirting people. He's not the character. 1252 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,040 That's right. Calling people Yankee dogs. 1253 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,280 That's. Right, Yankee Dogs. 1254 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,000 And his accent? Doesn't he somehow do a British 1255 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,000 accent? At one point, his accents 1256 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,880 change. But it feels like he's doing it 1257 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,040 for for effect, but I don't know what the effect. 1258 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,800 Well, he's trying. He's the, he's the, he's the 1259 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,400 comedy foreigner in this film, isn't he? 1260 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,200 He's the comedy. Foreigner Why is he doing a Dick 1261 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,920 Van Dyke at one point? I don't know. 1262 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,240 Do you think Sellers just went? I think you should deliver one. 1263 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,680 Line Do this line like like Dick Van Dyke, like it'll be a HUD. 1264 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,560 For our walk. Do it. 1265 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,720 I'll do it then, yeah. All right, you're genius. 1266 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,000 All right, you troubled genius. All right, you troubled genius. 1267 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,480 Oscar nominee Troubled Genius. She hasn't made a decent film. 1268 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,160 Like what? He won't. 1269 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,480 He won't walk on the Greek carpet. 1270 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,880 Oh fuck, are we going to film this? 1271 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,840 Oh dear. He's on stilts in one scene. 1272 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,360 Yeah, it's just God. Can I go here? 1273 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,200 Talk to me. Somebody swipe one of my charts, 1274 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,240 Epstein, 4029. Consequently, one of my 1275 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:47,440 fantastic medical breakthroughs is about to explode in your 1276 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:52,080 face. What are the other candidates 1277 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,600 for worse than this film, then? Oh, well, we've said it. 1278 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,600 I've said it before. Soft beds, had battles. 1279 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,280 That's. I really do think that is 1280 00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,560 terrible. You're quite right. 1281 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,320 I find Prisoners Enders so boring. 1282 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,120 Prisoners. Enders. 1283 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:04,080 Really. Quite. 1284 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,080 And and as yeah, we we we talked about Foo Manchu. 1285 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,720 Foo Manchu is OK. It's actually not that bad. 1286 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:11,440 I. Love. 1287 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,440 It it is but. I mean, it is, but it's not that 1288 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,600 bad. It's not as bad as some of them. 1289 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,760 It's made worse because it's the last thing you ever did. 1290 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,800 Yeah, that's that's what that is. 1291 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,640 Yeah, I guess. Somehow, yeah. 1292 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,040 And of course, Doctor Strange were fucking awful. 1293 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:35,040 Overrated. I That's almost say down among 1294 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,920 the down among the dead men. Dead men. 1295 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,200 Yeah, well, that's not fair. That was. 1296 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,920 I know it's not fair, but you know who said fair? 1297 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,400 Yeah, you see who said fair, Tyler? 1298 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,360 Fairpoint. I'm just scrolling through his 1299 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,080 films here, yeah. You poor man. 1300 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,320 I mean, look, there's Mr. Topaz isn't very good. 1301 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:56,720 That's oh. I haven't seen that. 1302 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,040 Mr. Topaz that. Was only released recently. 1303 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,680 Was it because there was only? That was his. 1304 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,640 That was his one directorial. I still haven't watched it yet. 1305 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,240 I think. I think I've tried to play it in 1306 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,880 my Blu-ray player, so it's the wrong rage and so. 1307 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,200 Blu-ray player, right? Do you want to go out instead? 1308 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,320 Blu-ray players, I don't think you should see this. 1309 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,000 Play some crazy golf and have a beer. 1310 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,200 Do. You want do you want do you want 1311 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,240 to pass me the crew it and I'll make you a nice nice ball of 1312 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,640 suit instead. How about that? 1313 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,560 It's a small Blu-ray player, but, you know, not that smart. 1314 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,000 Mr. Topaz, I have seen that. Oh my God. 1315 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,720 Yeah, yeah. Isn't that terrible then? 1316 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,840 It's not terrible. It's just a it's just dull. 1317 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,320 It's a yeah, dull. I think dull is the worst thing. 1318 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,360 It's. It's got Michael Goff in it. 1319 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:48,360 It's got Billy Whitelaw. Oh yeah. 1320 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,320 And Leo Mckern, I think from. Memory, oh, Leo McCann. 1321 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,560 He's never bad in anything, Liam Mckern. 1322 01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,480 No he isn't. I think my favorite Liam McCann 1323 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,480 is him in The Prisoner. Yes. 1324 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,160 Ah well, yes. He's cheating. 1325 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,280 Maybe, but it's true. I'm not a huge fan of The 1326 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,760 Prisoner, but I love him in that, yeah, he's amazing. 1327 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,120 He sort of makes it almost because he's in it. 1328 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,600 Well, he's, he's the last, he's the last #2, yes. 1329 01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,280 He's he's first and last, yeah. He's the first. 1330 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,480 That's right, of course, first. #2 He's the last #2 Yeah, yeah, 1331 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,720 although that episode is bafflingly insane. 1332 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,520 Oh. Brilliant. 1333 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,320 Imagine Sellers is the #2 that would. 1334 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,040 Be Oh my God. See, that would have been 1335 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,800 perfect for Sellers. It wouldn't. 1336 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,240 Be #2. Yeah, you would imagine him with 1337 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,240 the sitting in that series. So imagine him. 1338 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,320 Yeah, exactly the. Blazer on the scarf. 1339 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,200 With his grip, pipe grip, pipe thin voice, yeah. 1340 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:43,560 Yeah, yes, wonderful number six. You do make me very happy, 1341 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,400 number six. Yeah, he would have been great. 1342 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,680 You would have been amazing, yeah. #2, though of course the 1343 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,880 number two number two in my favourites, the number 2 after 1344 01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:56,160 Leo McCain is Darren Nesbitt. He's absolutely incredible in 1345 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,520 it. You know, he's still working. 1346 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,080 He's still working. He made a film about five years 1347 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,400 ago in which he played a drag queen. 1348 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,640 Really. He did? 1349 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,440 Wow. Yeah. 1350 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,080 Good Lord, what's it called? No, I don't know. 1351 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,040 I'll find out. Hang on. 1352 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,080 It wasn't run for your wife, was it? 1353 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:25,240 No, no it. Never is potato no Tucked. 1354 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,000 I think it's called Tucked Tucked 2018. 1355 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,080 Because of his who are? Yes, Here we go in In 2018, 1356 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,800 Nesbitt played the leading role as a drag queen in a British 1357 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,080 independent film, Tucked. Holy moly. 1358 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,720 Bloody hell. Wow. 1359 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,520 And he's still going. How many years young is he? 1360 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,280 He is. He is 88. 1361 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,240 Years young. Years young ladies. 1362 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:49,920 And he owned. Our price. 1363 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:51,840 What? Hang on, hang on. 1364 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,760 At least throw things like that out. 1365 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:59,040 Tyler, I'm going. To be the own dark place that's 1366 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,760 like you just going, Oh yeah, by the way, Rusty Lee Van Colcorn, 1367 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,800 What? He owned our price. 1368 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,000 I think so, yeah. I think if you look it up, 1369 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,600 you'll see that he and his brother set up there. 1370 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:15,800 He He knows bit, yeah so. So our price. 1371 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,320 It was their price. That's the price we're talking 1372 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,360 about is. That's like saying Buster blood 1373 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,960 vessel owned past times. What did you know that Ronnie 1374 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,680 Corbett set up Claire's accessories? 1375 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,320 James Burke set up Rumblers. Oh, well, that I do believe. 1376 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:35,600 And he's a wonderful man. Would argue that, good Lord. 1377 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,760 Limas. Anyway, so we've we've rather 1378 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:43,320 drifted off topics. As you said, everything there is 1379 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,480 to say about. I think we. 1380 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,560 I think so. There is to say a man goes to a 1381 01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,120 hospital, he doesn't need to be there. 1382 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:52,040 They try and give him unnecessary things to make more 1383 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,120 money. Everyone is on the make and some 1384 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,800 of the old turn on him. Then they have a big party and. 1385 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,200 He has an. Operation himself, Sellers 1386 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,520 Sellers might die at the end, yes. 1387 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,440 But all for the cause of money. The end. 1388 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:08,360 All because of awful, awful mankind and capitalism, yeah. 1389 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,240 And one of the last things, one of the last things that that 1390 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,080 Hofnagle says before he says 10. Four. 1391 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,760 Right at the end, yeah. He says to he says to a doctor, 1392 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,120 you're up to your scrotum. And the Hippocratic Oath, Yes, 1393 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,360 that's true. Yeah. 1394 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,400 There's not gentle humor in this film, isn't? 1395 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,000 It like that's a bad thing as well. 1396 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,600 Oh yeah, that's true. You know, Have you done all 1397 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,200 these films now on this? No. 1398 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,120 What have you got left? Or was that? 1399 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,800 Oh, OK. Hang on, hang on. 1400 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,080 So I've got Mouse at Raw Doctor Strangelove. 1401 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,320 It's all right, Jack. He hasn't done any of them yet. 1402 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,440 Yeah. I've done Mouse at RAW, but not 1403 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,880 for this podcast. Would you believe it's? 1404 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,400 Give a lot of podcast. Oh yeah. 1405 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,520 Did it for my favorite murder. Yeah, Darren Nesbitt's. 1406 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,920 I've still got to do. I've got loads to do. 1407 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,920 Blimey. But well, you better pull your 1408 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,480 finger out then. Well, yeah, but I don't want to. 1409 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:06,080 I don't want to run out of Sellers films because I have to 1410 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,200 finish the podcast then. Won't I? 1411 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,600 You have to move on to your Russ Abbott face show. 1412 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,000 Or do you have Harry Seekins, Harry Seekin films? 1413 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,080 I do. There probably aren't many of 1414 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,240 those. Well, I've done most of them. 1415 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:18,920 Yeah, I was going to say they can't believe. 1416 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,800 I will. I would say one of the most 1417 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:23,840 chilling appearances ever is Harry Harry Seekin in Bed Sake 1418 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:27,240 Room. Oh my God, how the hell did you 1419 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,560 do that? That's horrible. 1420 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,440 It killed his wife and his mother-in-law. 1421 01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:31,720 I thank you, Marlon. God. 1422 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,800 Married to A. Medical calendar or something. 1423 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,280 A medical calendar of different states of skin and bone and 1424 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,480 tissue. Oh my God, it's horrible. 1425 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:49,800 Anyway, yeah, so you've got tons more of sellers to to mine. 1426 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,560 You're only starting a new podcast, which is. 1427 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:56,960 Just yes and and and you 2 Have you 2 have already agreed? 1428 01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,600 Oh, of course. Forgotten this, but you're going 1429 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,600 to come and you're getting awful at some .0. 1430 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,960 You are awful. Oh, yes. 1431 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:08,560 Yeah, which again, men dressed as women. 1432 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:12,920 That's very true. I mean, the camera is not good 1433 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:17,640 enough to for that still to be count as a As for this for this 1434 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,280 new project, he's an honorary goon, isn't he? 1435 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:21,600 Well, he is because he was in the. 1436 01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,200 He was in the. Yeah, I'm not. 1437 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,960 I'm not counting that as a as it's. 1438 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,000 Fair enough. Outside of Goonpod's So. 1439 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,840 So if there were any Jack Train films, that would be fine as 1440 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,040 well. Yeah. 1441 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,240 Oh, there are. I interviewed Dick, Emery's son. 1442 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,520 Did you? Oh. 1443 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,480 For this, For the pod. Because you know, Dick was in a 1444 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,760 few goon shows. Yeah, and I just like talking 1445 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,200 about people like Dick Emery in general. 1446 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,240 And he said, he said because he made it. 1447 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,440 You're talking about Peter Cook. He made a film with Peter Cook 1448 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:55,760 in 19759676. Hang on. 1449 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,640 Right called Find the Lady. Find the lady. 1450 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,920 Yes, I've seen this. With John Candy, Yes, isn't it? 1451 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,680 It's. Terrible. 1452 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,600 What? So it's Nick Emery is his son. 1453 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,840 Nick Emery. Brilliant. 1454 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,760 He's telling he's talking to me and another guy that was on it, 1455 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,680 and he says, yeah, and and Dick Emery and Cookie got on really, 1456 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,000 really well. And they used to like, you know, 1457 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,920 after shooting or whatever, they'd go out drinking, oh God. 1458 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:25,840 And at one point somebody brought along the cassette 1459 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:31,399 recorder, they got pissed and they basically did an improvised 1460 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,640 kind of an ersatz Derek and Clive recording. 1461 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:35,920 But it was Dick. Emery. 1462 01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:40,760 Dick Emery and Peter Cook and I said, oh please find it. 1463 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,319 Please find it. He didn't think it was that big 1464 01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:45,240 a deal. Dick and Henry like swearing and 1465 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:46,279 being really blue. Imagine. 1466 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,319 Oh my God, I can. I can really imagine that, Yeah. 1467 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,560 Because he always looked like he had a bit of an edge to him. 1468 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,560 Well, he kind of sounds a bit like Dudley sometimes does. 1469 01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,080 Yes, he's the. Same type, isn't he really? 1470 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,720 Sort of, yeah. Slightly short and chippy and 1471 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:08,520 you know, but nice. I know what to hear that Not 1472 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,479 anything else in the world. Yes. 1473 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:14,720 Oh my God. Jesus, wow. 1474 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,040 If it surfaces, I will let you know. 1475 01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:20,240 Oh, please do. Secret tape. 1476 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,600 So anything to plug carry on streaming? 1477 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,319 Is that still? Yes, there's one. 1478 01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:28,040 Oh yeah, there's. One in the tank, which we 1479 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,920 haven't released yet because I have to source, as it were, some 1480 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,520 of the music now, Yeah, it's Carry on Paris, which all you'll 1481 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,399 listen. Paris, of course, of musical, 1482 01:09:36,399 --> 01:09:37,200 yeah. Ever. 1483 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,479 Everyone remembers that one. Oh, we all remember that one, 1484 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:40,080 yeah. Yeah. 1485 01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:42,279 So that's that's coming up soon. Yeah. 1486 01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,399 And then it'll be carry on drilling. 1487 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,640 Carry on drilling. No, Is it drilling? 1488 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,520 It is drilling. Drilling, yes. 1489 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,439 Of course it is. Of course it is of. 1490 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,520 Course it is. The lighter side of dentistry, 1491 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,520 I'm presuming. Oh. 1492 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,400 No. Oh, you haven't seen it. 1493 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:58,480 Oh. No, I haven't seen them all. 1494 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,000 You know. No. 1495 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,560 Well, you got to catch them all, and you haven't seen them all so 1496 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:04,080 well. You you. 1497 01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,640 You'd be surprised. I mean, Jeremy, make a note. 1498 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,960 It might be about dentistry. Yeah. 1499 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,520 Well, it's always a joy hearing you turn up on the likes of 1500 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,480 Smashpod. Oh, bull. 1501 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,080 Thank you. Yeah, love doing it. 1502 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:23,480 Yeah. And and listen, yeah, I'm going 1503 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:25,520 to be talking to you again at some point probably next year 1504 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,720 now about you were awful. That's OK. 1505 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:32,120 Has anyone put dibs on the Charlie Drake films yet? 1506 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:37,320 Oh, what's he made? What's he? 1507 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,280 Made. They're definitely, they're 1508 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,640 definitely at least 1C Drake film. 1509 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,360 I can't. I can't remember what it's 1510 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:43,840 called, but I remember watching it a. 1511 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,600 Long time ago, cares 4 wet nest. Yeah. 1512 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,320 They did that. Friend of mine, Friend of mine. 1513 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:56,040 Went to see Charlie Drake live about. 1514 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,680 I don't know, a few years before he died. 1515 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,800 When he was in Jim Davidson's adult pantomime. 1516 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,240 It was probably around that time, oh God. 1517 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,000 And he was touring around provincial theatres and mate of 1518 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,680 mine went to see him at, I don't know, Bradford, some theatre in 1519 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,120 Bradford or something. And it was the audience was kind 1520 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,920 of just, he said it was a weird, it was like relatively youngish 1521 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,520 audience. It wasn't like, you know, old 1522 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,040 Deers or anything. And Charlie Drake comes out to 1523 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:23,360 stage and he just walks to the walks to the front and he says, 1524 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:24,040 what is it? He says. 1525 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,000 He says. Hello, my darling. 1526 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:26,280 My darling. Right. 1527 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,680 And there's like tumbleweed, nothing from the audience. 1528 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:35,920 And he goes, well, laugh. Oh, it's terrifying. 1529 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:40,280 Oh. I'm watching Feud at the moment. 1530 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:44,120 You're watching Feud. Oh, it's really good. 1531 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:47,640 Is it the the Truman Capote one? Yeah, that's just the Honda. 1532 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:51,200 Is Truman Tom Honda? Is Truman Capote. 1533 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,440 Well, so you should watch it because someone acts Peter 1534 01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:55,320 Sellers in it in one scene I think. 1535 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,480 Is it Ben Chaplin? Yes, because they can see that 1536 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,560 because there's a bit where they. 1537 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,120 They're making, they're making murder by death. 1538 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,640 To him making murder by death. Yeah. 1539 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,360 Oh, so insane. So you've got all the cast 1540 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,200 there, sat around the dinner table while he's all. 1541 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,000 Because when he was making it, he was oh, of course, yeah, at 1542 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,640 the time. And completely fucked up. 1543 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:16,600 So you've got all these people pretending to be David Niven, 1544 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,880 Columbo, Alec Guinness. Yeah, it's amazing. 1545 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:22,520 Oh my God, I've got to watch that. 1546 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,640 Just for that, just for. That so Ben Chaplin. 1547 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,440 And that's episode 2. Ben Chaplin as I didn't. 1548 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:28,960 Look like him but. It's such a it's. 1549 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:31,040 I I immediately thought it was Ben Chaplin. 1550 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,240 But he literally he's got one or two lines. 1551 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:34,320 But. Yeah, he just goes. 1552 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,920 He just says I was like, God's sake, tell him to. 1553 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,440 Was it? Oh, for God's sake, cat. 1554 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,120 But we've already done, we've done murder by death. 1555 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,960 Otherwise, I've got you back to talk about that. 1556 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,800 Because I love murder by death so much, Yeah. 1557 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,000 Sellers is one of the least memorable things in it. 1558 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,280 He's in his Frozen sort of era where he's. 1559 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,680 I know, but he does get to say idiot, not finished mushroom 1560 01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:57,160 story. So everything's fine. 1561 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:01,200 Everything's fine. Oh, and it's got all the Benson 1562 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,840 mum James served Benson mum it's got. 1563 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:06,800 Oh, I love that. I'll I'll again that any film 1564 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,440 like that that what's up dark just immediately. 1565 01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:12,680 And there's there's the, there's the, the cut scene with Sherlock 1566 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,920 Holmes. Have you seen that? 1567 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,600 Oh no. Oh, yes, yes, yes. 1568 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:19,120 Who acts Sherlock Holmes then? Who was it? 1569 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,240 Who was it? There's no one of a major. 1570 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:25,320 Charlie Drake. No, nobody you'd know. 1571 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,640 But the cut the scenes. I'm not. 1572 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:32,840 I'm not quite sure you can see them on Russell Tovey. 1573 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,080 Because he's in feud. He's in feud, yeah. 1574 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:37,960 You can see them on YouTube I think. 1575 01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,200 OK. Oh, brilliant, Yeah. 1576 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,000 Anyway, we're we are digressing and digressing, yes. 1577 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,520 Gentlemen, we have a chat now. It's lovely. 1578 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,120 It's been it's been very pleasurable. 1579 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,440 And on that note. Right. 1580 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,880 Cheers guys. See you later. 1581 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,120 Bye, bye.