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So you 2 naughty men want to 
join the Bombay Irish to you? 

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Well, it's a tough life, I'll 
tell you. 

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Do you know what it's like to be
in the thick of a bloody battle 

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with bullets flying and save as 
clashing pity? 

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I was hoping you'd tell me what 
it was like. 

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You see, I'm writing a book 
entitled Blood Knock VC. 

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However, let us take the 
regimental loop. 

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I'm ready. 
Open your wallet and say after 

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me. 
Help yourself. 

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Help yourself. 
Next. 

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Do you swear to be brave 
soldiers? 

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Yes. 
Never turn her back on the 

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enemy. 
Never. 

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I would speak well of a lady, 
always. 

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And respect the chest of the of 
a woman. 

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Yes. 
Have we got nothing in common? 

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Hello and welcome to Goon Pod 
coming to you live from the 

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street of 1000 households and 
I've cleaned that up and and we 

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will talk about that later. 
I'm sure we will talk about 

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that. 
My name is Tyler Adams and this 

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is the podcast in which we talk 
about anything Goon related, 

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Sellers, Milligan, Secum, 
Benteen, even anything, 

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anything, anything that's got 
that's great comedy really of a 

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certain vintage. 
Let's, let's face it, you may 

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have heard a giggle in the 
background there. 

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That is, it's always a thrill to
have a new guest, someone who's 

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never been on the show before. 
And today I have that in the 

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form of Steven Hatcher, Steve 
Hatcher. 

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And I'd like to say, Steve, 
welcome to the show. 

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Tyler, it's an absolute honour 
to be on. 

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Thank you so much. 
Indeed. 

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And this is where the story 
really starts. 

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This is where the story really 
starts. 

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Yes, Steve, so great to have you
on. 

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As I say now we were chatting. 
Now I I know you predominantly 

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because you are a regular on 
former guest Martin Holmes's 

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podcast Vision on Sound, of 
course. 

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Yeah. 
I'm crop up on there from time 

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to time and I also do Strangers 
in Space with with that team, 

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which started as a Doctor Who 
podcast and now covers pretty 

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much all sorts of things, film 
and TV, even music occasionally.

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You've got a real enthusiasm for
for sci-fi, I guess. 

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Yeah, well, I've been running a 
Doctor Who fan group for 24 

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years now, for heaven's sake. 
And the Hooverville convention, 

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the Doctor Who convention in 
Derby since since 2009. 

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So yeah, Doctor Who in 
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Yeah, absolutely. 
But the Goons goes way, way back

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before all of that. 
Now there's there's a great 

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tradition stretching back to the
earliest days of this show of 

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having guests on who are very 
much within the the Doctor Who 

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wheelhouse. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

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I mean, I'm not a big fan. 
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it. 
You don't have to be. 

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It's not, it's not compulsory. 
I actually found this podcast 

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because you had a friend of mine
and you had Toby Haydock on and 

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I was doing a bit of a a Nigel 
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know you'd had Toby on for the 
the episode on the the scarlet 

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capsule. 
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listening to that when I re 
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capsule for my Neil watch 
through. 

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So there we are. 
That's so. 

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He's a he's great. 
I'd have him on again. 

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But the problem is that Toby 
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he's not an expert on the goons.
He he only really knows that 

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episode. 
And it's because it's, it's 

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obviously based on Quasimas. 
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Neil based ones, isn't it? 
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1985 and there's Yeti, all of 
which are based on Nigel Neil 

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episodes and and were produced 
within weeks of the the TV 

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episodes going out. 
They were and and Spike, of 

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course. 
Spike was a good friend of Nigel

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Neil. 
I understand. 

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Well, I see. 
OK, that. 

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Yeah, I didn't know that. 
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Spike and Nigel. 
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Nigel, my understanding Nigel 
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didn't suffer fools gladly. 
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Milligan, so he obviously made 
an exception for him. 

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shows, the Goon Show parodies 
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surprised me to be honest. 
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have taken against them, but no,
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Any who OK so you you have 
joined me today to talk about 

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one of the most popular goon 
shows ever which is Dishonoured 

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again from series 9 which is a 
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called just simply Dishonoured. 
I'm very grateful you gave me 

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that one actually, because 
because I said to you just pick 

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one for me rather. 
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old Dartmoor because that is one
of the ones that I remember my 

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father. 
This is the story that everybody

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tells you on this podcast. 
I think of my age anyway, that 

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they got into this via the the 
dads and my dad had just the one

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Goons LP, the best of the Goon 
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damp more on one side and claims
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side, but it's actually 
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of years and they sort of become
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slightly better. 
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of the, the Little I know if, if
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all that sort of business, which
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But listening to Dishonoured 
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lot of that that I would have 
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Dartmoor, but it's actually in 
Dishonoured. 

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So I'm so grateful you gave me 
that one. 

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Oh, no problem. 
Absolutely. 

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Yeah. 
It's one of the best known shows

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by virtue of being the 1st on 
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you say. 
Now, I'm sure you know who, who,

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who decided on those two shows. 
I don't. 

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I would have thought it might be
Milligan, but go on. 

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No, no. 
Certain gentleman by the name of

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George Martin. 
That makes sense because they're

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EMI Palophone, aren't they? 
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So he, I'm not sure what process
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I'm sure he may have had some 
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Well he was a friend of Sellers 
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Because he worked on Sellers 
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So it's possibly Aston or. 
Possible. 

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I mean, of course that was 
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same year that that Dishonoured 
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So it was very fresh in the 
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Sellers. 
OK, so so you've, you've those 

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two shows you're very familiar 
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Did you then go on as a young 
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shows? 
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and I've actually just checked 
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I was just as Doctor Who fans, 
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my Doctor Who birth story is, 
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because I was born before Doctor
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So I was born in September 58 
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run of Vintage goons, the 
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They repeated. 
They broadcast six of those for 

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the for the for the first time, 
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And I was born between the first
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and the second, the greatest 
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So that's that's when I was born
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Because yeah, because those six,
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broadcast just immediately 
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I believe that's right. 
That's right. 

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So during the 60s, I just got 
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But I've actually got my hand 
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1959. 
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I would have been the 50th 
anniversary of the BBC in 1972 

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when they did a series called 
The Great Shows introduced by 

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Ted Ray and they picked a 
random, it seemed episode of of 

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various radio comedies from over
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It may take it from he 
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And of course the goons and the 
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the jet propelled guided Nafi. 
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then it seemed quite soon after 
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that, they repeated the reason 
why the one, the one about 

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Cleopatra's needle without, 
without the without the 

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audience. 
So there was those two. 

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They started repeating. 
The other big thing then was the

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Goonshoe script book in 72 
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72. 
And that introduced me to all 

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sorts of shows then that I'd 
never heard. 

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But of course, being a fan of 
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hear the voices as I was reading
the scripts. 

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So that that was an absolute 
treasure. 

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I was fortunate enough to be 
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about those script books for the
magazine a few years ago and dug

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into the, the history of them a 
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So that was, that was 
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And it's only then actually in 
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I dug about a bit on the the BBC
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times that the goons had been 
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could quite easily have listened
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they were on. 
Not that much they they won't 

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repeat there. 
There was series in series of 

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repeats in 69 and dribs and 
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two points just based on what 
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OK, you've just reminded me we 
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involvement in the selection of 
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goon shows. 
I think he's gone on. 

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I think I'm right in remembering
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I think he went on record at one
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propel guided Nafi was his 
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That's interesting. 

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scripts for an article. 
You're in good company there. 

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Do you know who who also 
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Guin Show scripts in? 
Do tell. 

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In 1970, whatever year it was. 
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aspect. 
No, no, I don't know. 

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I don't know. 
No getting back to George 

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Martin, someone called John 
Lennon. 

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John Lennon Round yes, there's 
we know, don't we? 

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There's a huge they were huge 
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Lennon. 
And there's there's all that 

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crossover between Beatles style 
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And George Martin was the link, 
wasn't it? 

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Between. 
Of course he was. 

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Of course he was. 
Of course. 

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And as, and as we've said, 
George Martin having worked with

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Sellers and and Milligan, it 
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Beatles and he to, to work 
together and to to get on. 

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And then, of course, Richard 
Lester gets the Hard Day's Night

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gig more or less off the back of
working with the goons on things

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like the running, jumping and 
sending steel. 

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Finding steel, Absolutely. 
I just just mentioned in the the

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last Goon show of All there as 
well, because that was also 72, 

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wasn't it? 
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of the BBC and I remember what 
it did with that. 

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We've got this massive big reel 
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wanted to make sure I'd got a 
copy of it. 

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So I didn't listen to it when it
went out. 

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I, I set up a radio with a 
microphone pointing at it from 

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this, from, from this, this tape
recorder in my parents bedroom, 

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knowing they weren't going to be
going up there for, for the 

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duration and set it to record. 
I crept out of the room so I 

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didn't cough loudly or anything 
worse during the recording. 

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And then I listened to it 
afterwards, after it had 

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recorded. 
So that was that one. 

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So. 
They're always a bit tinny when 

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you do that sort. 
Of thing that was dreadful. 

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Dreadful. 
Yeah. 

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What it What was your opinion 
overall? 

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I mean, even now in heart, with 
hindsight, what's your opinion 

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of the Last Goon Show? 
I think. 

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Be honest, yeah. 
I I think it's, I think now that

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it's better than I thought it 
was at the time, to be honest. 

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Oh, right. 
Yeah, it's grown on me a bit. 

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It's not, it's not, it's not a 
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It's, it's not, but it's a 
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It's, it's a bit like I'm going 
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Doctor Who for their 20th 
anniversary in 1982. 

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They did the Five Doctors where 
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that they've ever been, 
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dead and one that didn't want to
do it. 

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Don't ask and. 
It wasn't Hartnell. 

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Was it Richard Herndel that 
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and Tom Baker was played by a 
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him. 
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there was a, there was a story 
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never been completed, actually 
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Sharda. 
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location filming of that 
featuring Tom Baker and they 

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inserted that in in to make the 
five doctors. 

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But that's not a classic story. 
It's not the best Doctor Who 

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story you ever heard, but it's a
wonderful celebration of, of the

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last 20 years. 
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same thing about the last green 
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I don't mind the self indulgence
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jokes. 
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Show, wasn't it? 
Absolutely, yeah. 

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more care and time could have 
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and whatnot. 
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was brand new goon material 
after 12 years. 

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goon shows that I like the most 
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apply to to Dishonoured again 
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mentioned. 
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there is a strong plot where 
where where there is a plot with

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the beginning, middle and more 
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start, a good strong middle, and
then it all descended into chaos

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before the end as the as as 
Spike. 

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I presumably run out of ideas 
towards the end of the of the of

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the story, but so the last 
country of all is that's the 

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last thing that that is it is 
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catch phrases and he's falling 
in the water and that. 

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How would you like to join? 
Whatever I'd like. 

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That joke. 
Now, if, if possibly, if Spikes 

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collaborator Larry Stevens had 
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1972. 
He may well, probably not, but 

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he may well have been enlisted 
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for the last good show. 
And and then it may well have 

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had a bit more structure because
Larry, one of the things Larry 

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bought to to goon show scripts 
was was structure, beginning, 

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middle and an end, much more 
than Spike could do. 

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And I don't mention Larry 
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I want to talk about him in more
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quite linked to this particular 
episode that we're going to talk

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about today. 
Did you? 

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Did you know that? 
Well, I look forward to hearing 

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about that. 
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this is, I'd see I'd, I'd always
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was one of the transcription 
service re records and and it 

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isn't, is it? 
It's, it's the the Ginshire 

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Companion reckons that Spike 
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script that week. 
So they they, they got an old 

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one out of the vaults and said, 
let's do this instead. 

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But it's not the first time they
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they'd done The Man Who Never 
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Season 3 because again, they 
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And then there was another one 
in this season, season 9, which 

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wasn't written by Spike at all. 
It's one of the few goon shows 

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that Spike had nothing to do 
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Memoirs, which was written by 
Larry Stevens. 

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It's his last contribution to 
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So I don't know. 
I mean, there were, we know that

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there were times when Spike 
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managed to write all of the rest
of the series but these. 

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Yeah. 
So this, this, this goes out 

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January 59. 
And. 

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And Spike's suffering from 
illness. 

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Yeah, I'm not quite sure exactly
the the nature of it, but he 

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was, he was under the cosh, 
shall we say. 

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OK, you're quite right, Larry. 
And was it? 

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Was it? 
Did you say it was Larry and 

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Maurice Wiltshire? 
Well, apparently what happened 

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is Larry Stevens wrote it and 
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of a Polish. 
OK, so yeah, but so they've been

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involved with the Sega Memoirs a
few weeks earlier. 

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Spike was too. 
I'll to provide a script for 

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this particular week. 
And Larry was unwell as well. 

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So like you say, Spike selected 
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Dishonored, made a few edits 
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topical references and stuff 
like that. 

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And then it was remade and it 
was, it was recorded on Sunday 

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the 25th of January and went out
the following day. 

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OK, so they're getting, so this 
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Series 9 and they're getting 
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They've only got a few shows 
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And on the on the night of the 
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the producer, he floated the 
notion of a tenth series to the 

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lads and he got a bit of a mixed
response. 

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Sellers was inclined to leave it
because he said that they 

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wouldn't be adding anything new 
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drive and enthusiasm was gone. 
I I think that was more. 

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Sellers was on the verge of 
signing a massive contract to 

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make films. 
Milligan was reluctant, but he 

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conceded that he could probably 
write another six or so. 

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But but no more than that 
really. 

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Harry was Harry was happy to let
the others decide. 

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He said he he didn't mind doing 
another series and he didn't 

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want to disappoint their 
dedicated fans, But he was also 

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getting a bit fed up with it 
because John Browell wrote in a 

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memo that Seek him was getting 
annoyed at having to generally 

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help keep the peace. 
OK. 

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In other words, he was sort of 
mediating when the other two 

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were knocking holes out of each 
other. 

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I said about Sellers. 
He he he, he'd signed around 

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this time, I'm not quite sure if
it I think it would possibly 

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just just after this was 
recorded that he signed a, a 

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really lucrative contract to 
make 5 films with the bolting 

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brothers on a non exclusive 
basis. 

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And it was worth that contract 
was worth 100,000 lbs, which is 

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about 2 million stays money. 
So he was, you know, he knew 

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where his bread was buttered. 
He knew where he was going. 

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So as we know, there was 
obviously a a tense series, only

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a short. 
Series of six, but that that 

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went out end of the year so they
so they record dishonored again.

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Larry's there. 
He he's attended the recording. 

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He he'd been ill, but he 
attended the recording. 

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OK. 
And I I want to consult. 

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I just want to refer to the the 
wonderful book written by Julie 

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Warren about Larry called It's 
All in the Mind, which we often 

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site as a as a, as a source of 
information. 

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And yeah, so it says Julie 
writes. 

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So as everyone began to find 
outside, this is after the 

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recording, Larry left a seat in 
the theatre and made his way 

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over to the stage to have a 
quick word with his friends. 

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He he headed off along Camden 
High Street and went to meet his

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friend Ben Clemenson. 
OK, they they went out for a 

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bite to eat at a restaurant. 
All right. 

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And it says the evening with Ben
started off well when the two 

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friends had an agreeable time 
enjoying their meal and catching

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up with each other's news. 
Without warning, Larry felt a 

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sudden searing pain in his head 
and his hand flew up to his 

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temple. 
His vision began to blur and he 

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tried to tell Ben what what was 
happening to him, but the words 

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seemed to lodge in his throat 
and then tumbled out of his 

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mouth in a tangle. 
He began to feel very dizzy and 

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as the room started to whirl 
around him, he felt unable to 

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hold himself upright. 
Confusion creased his brow as he

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fell forward onto the table. 
OK, suffice it to say, by the 

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time he arrived at Whittington 
Hospital, he was slipping in and

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out of consciousness. 
Frantic efforts were made to 

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save him, but he died at 2:10 in
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of January 1959. 
Yeah, he'd suffered a cerebral 

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haemorrhage brought on by 
hypertension and he was 35 years

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old. 
Well, I knew he'd died very 

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young, but I didn't realize it 
was quite that dramatic. 

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And on the night that he'd seen 
the Goon show recorded. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
And that must have been very 

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difficult for the for the fellas
to hear that. 

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It was, I mean, I'll tell you 
about that because this this is 

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the thing now I'm, I'm treating 
Julie's account as the 

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authoritative account of what 
happened. 

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But but there are there's a, 
there's a one or two sort of 

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conflicting stories about his 
death by Spike. 

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OK, so much, much later, 
Milligan claimed that he went 

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out to dinner with Larry and on 
the way to the restaurant, Larry

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died, actually died in the car. 
Right. 

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And then in a later interview 
with Milligan, we're talking a 

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few years after that, he his 
recollection was that Larry 

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actually died in his arms in a 
restaurant. 

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Good heavens, yeah. 
Study on Spike. 

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Yeah, the the doctor at the 
hospital where Larry was rushed 

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did not recall Spike Milligan 
being in attendance. 

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And I think Spike's just Yeah. 
Well, probably not deliberately.

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Probably just on a bit of a 
flight of fantasy and and. 

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Yeah. 
Sometimes, I mean, we we know he

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was often mentally unwell 
himself, didn't we? 

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And sometimes how you imagine it
happened can become real, can't 

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it? 
And we also know he's far from 

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perfect. 
It was Spider again. 

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I mean, you know, the some of 
his attitudes were, shall we 

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say, disappointing to say the 
least. 

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And some of his attitudes 
towards things like race and, 

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and and and so on could be very 
disappointing. 

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So he wasn't a perfect man by 
any means, but he was a comic 

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genius. 
Now you, you asked about how the

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lads, I mean, that's, that's 
sort of, I mean, Spike was 

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unfortunately quite dismissive 
about Larry in later years, just

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in terms of, you know, but 
Sellers was good friends with 

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him. 
I think Spike was good friends 

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with him. 
Let's face it. 

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But Sellers, Sellers was quite 
affected by Larry's death. 

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And as you know, we may, you may
know that Sellers was into 

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clairvoyancy and consult mediums
and that sort of thing. 

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And for years after he would he 
would not exclusively go to 

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mediums to try and reach the 
spirit of Larry Stevens, but he 

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the the stories of him saying 
that he was contacted by someone

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using the the name Fred, which 
was a favorite nickname. 

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It was. 
And like Ian Carmike, because he

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was Sellers soon after this was 
soon after Larry's death. 

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He he was either on the verge. 
He'd either begun or was on the 

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verge of beginning filming of 
I'm a Right, Jack and Ian 

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Carmichael recalled Sellers 
talking to him about Stephen's 

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death and and talking about how 
he wanted to make contact with 

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him on the other side. 
All right. 

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So what ITV? 
Yes. 

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Of course if if this was a goon 
show script then much would be 

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made about sellers using a 
medium, whereas Harry was an 

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extra large. 
Here it is Christmas Eve and 

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still no offers of pantomime and
not a penny have I towards a 

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plate of vittles for me poor 
half starved 18 stone body. 

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So I lay my poor old 20 stone 
head down on this 8 stone in 

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banquet bench. 
This is nice and soft. 

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I'll call your line on moon. 
Just so I mentioned about 

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Sellers was about to film I'm 
all right Jack or in the process

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of filming it. 
He was also appearing in the 

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stage show Brouhaha, which we've
talked about number of occasions

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on this show. 
So I'm not going to bore people 

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with that again. 
Harry was appearing in 

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Manchester in a show called 
Large as Life. 

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OK. 
I just thought I'd just quickly 

448
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,000
talk about that because we, 
we've talked about brouhaha 

449
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,640
number of occasions. 
We've we've referenced large as 

450
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,760
life on occasion, but we've 
never really, never really 

451
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,680
looked into what it was. 
And I won't, I won't spend too 

452
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,240
much time on it. 
But it was like a variety show 

453
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,200
that had been on at the London 
Palladium, been a great success 

454
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200
in it. 
And it moved to the Opera House 

455
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,000
in Manchester. 
And from I think it was playing 

456
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:53,680
from middle of December 58 and 
it ran something like 7 weeks, 

457
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,920
something like that. 
And it's it's it was described 

458
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:01,080
as a revusical, a port, a 
portmanteau word. 

459
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,320
That's that's what they would 
call that. 

460
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,680
It had obviously it had Harry in
in sort of heading up the cast. 

461
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,120
It had Harry worth. 
Do you remember Harry Worth? 

462
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,120
Of course I do. 
Yeah, with the shop window and 

463
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,760
the. 
That's right, That's right. 

464
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,280
You had Eric Sykes and Hattie 
Jakes. 

465
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:22,200
Interestingly also some 
acrobats, a troupe called the 

466
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:30,120
Three Kims Kims. 
There was some sort of musical 

467
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:34,480
performance called Hetel King GH
Elliot and some juggling from 

468
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,840
someone called Hugo Fedriani. 
Right. 

469
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,760
I'm afraid I've got a picture 
now of the three successive 

470
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,840
leaders of North Korea juggling 
for the three. 

471
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:49,600
Days there's there's not a 
there's not a huge amount of 

472
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,560
information out there about the 
show. 

473
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,760
There's there's a few reviews 
from the time newspaper reviews 

474
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,920
from the time and just with 
regards to seek him, he he 

475
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:04,000
stands he he is the one that is 
rated most highly as as a 

476
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,920
performer. 
And one newspaper review talks 

477
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,720
about he plays a number of 
different roles, different 

478
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,400
characters. 
One of them is a one of them is 

479
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,480
a Victorian principal boy in 
feathers, if you can imagine 

480
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:23,720
such a thing, and and the other 
is a stage door Johnny who knows

481
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,840
what he wants. 
OK, All right, so we can he can 

482
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,880
play characters on stage, but 
when it comes to the Goon show, 

483
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,560
he's Neddy. 
Yeah. 

484
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,400
Yeah, but he's probably, he's 
probably got the same voice. 

485
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,440
Yeah, he's just. 
I suppose so. 

486
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,320
Yeah, he's got feathers or, or 
or an autograph book. 

487
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,920
Yeah. 
Harry. 

488
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,520
Harry was a. 
Stage door door Johnny does not 

489
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,400
mean he collected autographs. 
Tyler, I'm sorry, it doesn't 

490
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,280
mean nothing to what does it. 
What does it. 

491
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,520
He was, he was. 
It means you'd be hanging about 

492
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,320
for the ladies of the cast. 
Oh, is that what it I always 

493
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,960
sort of just meant no. 
No, no, it was someone. 

494
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,120
It was someone who went to 
associate with the the ladies in

495
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,560
the cast. 
Oh God, is my face red? 

496
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,880
I didn't realize that. 
OK, well, I've learned 

497
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,440
something. 
A bit of an antiquated term, 

498
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,280
isn't it? 
I suppose so. 

499
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,080
Yeah, Harry worth he just, he 
just, he did a bit of 

500
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,240
ventriloquism apparently. 
And it doesn't there doesn't 

501
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:28,120
seem to be any information about
what Eric and Hattie got up to 

502
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,720
right. 
But but no, it was it was 

503
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,280
extremely well received and very
successful, it would seem very 

504
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,520
good. 
So what I will do is I will, 

505
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,440
I'll give you the the synopsis 
for Dishonoured again, 

506
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,120
presumably written by Spike 
himself. 

507
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,920
It says young Ned, driven to 
distraction by the humdrum life 

508
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,960
at the bank where he works, 
although he's only been there, 

509
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:59,960
what, 20 minutes, 20 minutes? 
He he decides to abscond with 

510
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,760
the contents of the strong room.
One night, with his pockets 

511
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,720
bulging with notes, he joins a 
banana boat sailing for the blue

512
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,600
Mediterranean. 
But Neddy, and used to sudden 

513
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:15,080
wealth, begins to lose heavily 
to the purser at snap and until 

514
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,320
in desperation, he dives 
overboard and spins to India. 

515
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,960
There he joins the army and 
continuing in the path of 

516
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,920
degradation, he sells military 
secrets to the Viziri tribesmen.

517
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,400
Then he becomes a confidant of 
the notorious scourge of the 

518
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:34,280
Northwest frontier, the dreaded 
Red Bladder, until finally, in 

519
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,880
the foothills of the Himalayas, 
he meets his tragic end. 

520
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,800
It's like an AI recreation of, 
isn't it? 

521
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,880
It's just uncanny, you know, you
can sort of recognise some 

522
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,240
things. 
But yeah. 

523
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,160
The notes in his pocket, wasn't 
it gold? 

524
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:57,920
Gold yeah and and it misses the 
the the salient point that grip 

525
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,720
type and Moriarty actually 
recruit him don't they to go and

526
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:07,720
and work in the bank that that 
that good point manages in order

527
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:13,040
to in order to rob it it's it's.
Their yeah, yeah, Moriarty's 

528
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,760
obviously spotted him as being 
on a Zappers. 

529
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,120
Yeah, there's that great line, 
Neddy delivers. 

530
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,360
Here it is, Christmas Eve and 
still no offers of pantomime. 

531
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:28,680
That's lovely. 
Yes, that, that gold bit. 

532
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,000
I mean, that's one of the things
that that that stuck with me 

533
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,600
from listening to it on the on 
the LP all those years ago that 

534
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,320
I would have probably said was 
in tales of old Dartmoor, where 

535
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:45,160
where where a grid pipe puts him
in charge of the gold, the gold 

536
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,760
vault. 
Andy Dusty gold, gold, gold. 

537
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,360
I'm rich, I'm rich and grip 
type, as it were, turns to 

538
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,600
camera and and says, what's he 
say? 

539
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,240
Hang on, I. 
Wonder if he's the right? 

540
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,240
Man, I wonder if he's the right 
man for the I wonder if he's the

541
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,280
right man for the job. 
Of course he is. 

542
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,240
As far as grip, that's 
absolutely he is. 

543
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,760
Yeah, yeah. 
Oh, it's interesting to say. 

544
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:13,080
By the way, while we're on while
we're on grip type, I listened 

545
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,680
also to the original version of 
Dishonoured just to get a bit of

546
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,400
a feel for how different it was 
and how different it wasn't. 

547
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,800
And it isn't very different 
apart from a little bit of 

548
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,440
topical material cut out and and
the new version is sharper. 

549
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,280
It's it's a much sharper, much 
quicker. 

550
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,360
The pacing is superb. 
And one particular thing that I 

551
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:38,160
meant maybe mentioned in a bit. 
So in the original you you, it's

552
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,160
a bit of a truism of the goons, 
isn't it, that you can always 

553
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:46,120
tell Sellers mood by his 
pronunciation of Mariotti. 

554
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,760
Yes. 
And in this one he's clearly 

555
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,840
having a ball because he's 
absolutely Mariotti. 

556
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,560
It's on every occasion. 
Whereas on the original version 

557
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,600
he's Mariotti. 
So so Sellers Kelly was not as 

558
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,480
happy, but he hasn't got that 
massive contract lined up, had 

559
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,520
he? 
That's true. 

560
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,000
That's true. 
Although. 

561
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,080
One of his mates in the audience
didn't have long to live. 

562
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,840
If he'd known that, he might 
have put a lot down near. 

563
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,240
The front. 
It would have definitely been 

564
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,160
variety then, wouldn't it? 
If I'm sure listeners listeners 

565
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,200
all know this, but just in case,
does someone listening to this 

566
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,320
for the first time He doesn't 
know as as Steve has alluded to 

567
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,760
there, if if sellers as as was 
quite often the case, if he was 

568
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:34,480
a bit peeved with Milligan for 
whatever reason, maybe staging 

569
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,600
him or or just annoying him in 
general. 

570
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:43,240
Seller said Grip Pipe would 
refer to his his colleague as 

571
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,840
moriety as a way of a coded way 
of saying to Milligan, you know,

572
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,720
wind your neck in kind of thing.
I must tell friend moriety all 

573
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,800
is going according to plan. 
This pops, this really pops and 

574
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,200
flows and it's such an 
improvement. 

575
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,400
And it's weird because people 
say Series 5 was, you know, 

576
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,120
possibly the I mean series 5 for
Someone Like You must be the 

577
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,120
best series because. 
Strong stories. 

578
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,880
It it's got proper stories and 
you've got Eric Sykes involved 

579
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,080
with many of those. 
And, and I mean, yeah, let me 

580
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,000
sorry, we're going all over the 
place as always, but do you, are

581
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,040
you, have you heard most of the 
the extant Goon shows? 

582
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,840
Now most of them, yeah, I. 
Have OK, Do you have a 

583
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,280
particular favorite series or? 
I'm not really thought about it,

584
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,239
to be honest. 
I'm just looking in in Roger 

585
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,400
Wilmer and Jimmy Grafton's Goon 
Show Companion. 

586
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,040
You mentioned the fifth series. 
Let me have a look. 

587
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,120
There's some good ones there. 
Aren't The whistling spy, 

588
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,600
Enigma, Dreaded batter pudding. 
Pudding Hurler. 

589
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,239
Phantom Head Shaver, Lone 
banana, Lurgy Straight. 

590
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,560
Oh yeah, Bull. 
There's one after another 

591
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:54,159
wonderful Spanish suitcase. 
Dishonoured. 

592
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,280
Oh, ye Bandit of Sherwood 
Forest, also on an LP, wasn't 

593
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,360
it? 
That's a lovely one. 1985 China 

594
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,760
story. 
It's one after another. 

595
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,280
Great, great story. 
The Yeti White box of Great Barn

596
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280
Field. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

597
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:09,920
What a. 
What a. 

598
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,960
That's my that's my favorite 
Goon show, by the way. 

599
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,440
White box of great. 
Is it really? 

600
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,480
Yeah, I used to. 
Do you have a? 

601
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,360
Do you have a you? 
Are you used to live there? 

602
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,960
Oh no, no, you used to live near
though. 

603
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,000
Strange place. 
That's in north Essex it is. 

604
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,640
And years ago I lived down that 
way and it's a very, very 

605
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,200
strange place. 
It's, it's a bit like a sort of 

606
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,400
a rural Royston Vasey. 
And apologies to anybody who 

607
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,920
lived there. 
Well this was in the early 90s 

608
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,440
when we went and had a little 
look round and I remember there 

609
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,720
was a big sign outside the 
church saying every member of 

610
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:46,160
the parish is prayed for on a 
weekly basis which which struck 

611
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,640
us as being really sinister. 
Strange circle. 

612
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,120
Right. 
In the 40s and 50s, wasn't it 

613
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,200
kind of like an artist's 
commune? 

614
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,160
Was it as well? 
That's yeah, OK. 

615
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,600
Something like that. 
But this ninth series as well, 

616
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,720
there's some great stuff here as
well, isn't? 

617
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,640
There there is. 
This, this, this. 

618
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,360
Well, was there ever a series of
the goons where there wasn't 

619
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,400
something that was wonderful in 
it? 

620
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,160
I don't think there. 
Was. 

621
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,600
Yeah, well, see, people tend to 
say that and I tend to agree. 

622
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,360
I think most right thinking 
people agree that Series 8 was 

623
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:24,760
probably the weakest of the, you
know, the the the the goon show 

624
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,640
as we as we know it, Series 8. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

625
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:33,280
It's a bit of filler. 
String robber is. 

626
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,640
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But then there's there's a lot 

627
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,120
of filler, I think. 
And yeah. 

628
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,440
Spunk plate. 
Yeah, you're right. 

629
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,320
You're right. 
There are a few. 

630
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,120
There are fewer standard 
episodes in that in that series,

631
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,760
aren't there? 
Yeah, I think that makes sense. 

632
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:52,240
Oh, well, let me tell you this, 
right, I'll, I'll, I'll give you

633
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,160
the top. 
So we did a listeners poll of 

634
00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:00,080
top 20 Goon Show episodes, right
Listeners favorite top, top 20. 

635
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,480
I'm not going to read them all 
out, but I'll just read you the 

636
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,640
top ten. 
OK, let's from. 

637
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,160
Let's go from #10 to number 1. 
You need. 

638
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,840
Alan Freeman style pop pickers. 
Consider it, Consider it a music

639
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,800
bed. 
Edited under this number 10 

640
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,600
Tales of Old, 00. 
Yes. 

641
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,320
Wonderful #9 a show we covered a
couple of weeks ago. 

642
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,600
The histories of plenty. 
The Elder. 

643
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,840
Good one. #8 the jet propelled 
guided NAFI. 

644
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,960
Wonderful #7 the show we're 
talking about today? 

645
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,360
Yep. 
Number six, 1985, yeah. 

646
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,840
It might put that a bit lower, 
but go on. #5 I'd put this a lot

647
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,400
lower, the scarlet capsule. 
Oh, I'd put that quite near the 

648
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,480
top. 
All right. 

649
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,760
OK, well, you're a big science 
fiction fan, you see, So you 

650
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,360
know you're a Neil fan, so. #4 
the dreaded batter putting her 

651
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,360
look. 
Yeah #3 lurgy strikes Britain #2

652
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,000
the Green, said Greenslade 
story. 

653
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,840
And #1 Napoleon's piano. 
But you know, you could pick 10 

654
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:04,000
episodes, 10 goon shows with a 
pin, and the chances are you'd 

655
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,440
get at least half a dozen good 
ones in your 10. 

656
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,640
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It's all a matter of degree, 

657
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,000
isn't it? 
Absolutely, absolutely. 

658
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,880
And by the way, I mentioned 
plenty of the elder, so we 

659
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,880
covered that a couple of weeks 
ago. 

660
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,080
Now the script for that, as I 
said at the time that turns out 

661
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,800
there's a Roger Wilmot. 
You mentioned Roger Wilmot. 

662
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,560
There's a Roger Wilmot. 
A couple of books that he put 

663
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:29,560
out, one was called No More 
Carried Eggs for Me, which was 

664
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,000
which was a collection of comedy
scripts. 

665
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,040
And it's in this episode. 
That's not right. 

666
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,040
It's in this episode. 
And whenever when I was when I 

667
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,280
was a kid and used to do goon 
show voices, which of course all

668
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,000
goon show loving kids do, don't 
they? 

669
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,120
If ever I did, if ever I did 
blood knock, that was the line 

670
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,880
that I would do. 
Oh. 

671
00:38:56,330 --> 00:39:05,200
No more carried eggs for me. 
So so yeah, the the script for 

672
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,040
plenty of the elder was in the 
follow up to no more curried 

673
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,400
eggs for me, a book called Son 
of curried eggs. 

674
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,760
Right. 
OK, but the script in no more 

675
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,880
curried eggs for me. 
No prizes for guessing 

676
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,520
dishonored again. 
Brilliant. 

677
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,360
Yeah. 
Brilliant. 

678
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:26,280
Yeah, I'll mention that little 
that that that bit where it 

679
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,080
struck me at how much more sharp
and quick and all the rest of it

680
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,560
this episode is than the 
original version. 

681
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:37,160
And it and it's just immediately
before the the blood knock 

682
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,840
section where Neddy is talking 
to Echoes and he's resolved to 

683
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,480
get his life back on track and 
get back to self respect. 

684
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,760
And and Neddy goes, I'll join 
the Navy. 

685
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,360
That then follows. 
One minute and 3 1/2 seconds of 

686
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,320
naval music, seaside stuff, and 
all the rest of it. 

687
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,200
Totally over the top and totally
extended beyond all reasonable 

688
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,680
whatever. 
I'm going to clear my name and 

689
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,760
get back by self respect. 
Hal. 

690
00:40:04,560 --> 00:41:10,590
Hal, join the Navy. 
No, I'll join the army. 

691
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,840
It's too damn noisy in the Navy.
In the original version, there's

692
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,000
a there's a quick echoes line in
between. 

693
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,160
It's on second thoughts. 
I'll join the Army. 

694
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,440
Why is that? 
It's too damn noisy in the Navy.

695
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,040
It slows it down. 
It breaks. 

696
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,440
Yeah, it's it's it really struck
me how much, how sharper this 

697
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,520
one, that that point 
particularly. 

698
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,840
It's several points. 
It's several points. 

699
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,200
Tighter, by the way, those tunes
that we hear. 

700
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,880
Yeah, you're going to listen to.
Do you know all of them? 

701
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,960
I was going to write down the 
list and I thought, you know, 

702
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,800
Tyler, we've got we'll have that
list. 

703
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,920
So we had a life on the ocean 
wave. 

704
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:58,000
We had we had the the Marines 
March thing, didn't we? 

705
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:04,520
The Hearts of Oak we had, didn't
we have? 

706
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,400
I do like to be beside the 
seaside. 

707
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,200
I can't remember. 
Go on, you tell me. 

708
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:15,840
Well, I don't know about Hearts 
of Oak and what I've got down 

709
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,960
here and this may this may be 
this. 

710
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,960
I didn't put these these tunes. 
OK. 

711
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,800
Titles together this is. 
I've pinched this from somewhere

712
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,120
else, but rule Britannia. 
Sailors, Hornpipe is on that, 

713
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,840
yeah. 
Yeah, sailors, Hornpipe anchors 

714
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,600
away. 
Yeah. 

715
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,200
Yeah. 
Life on the ocean wave. 

716
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,720
What shall we do with the 
drunken sailor? 

717
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,120
Yes, I joined the Navy to see 
the world. 

718
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,160
I. 
Wouldn't have known that one. 

719
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,320
All the nice girls love a 
sailor. 

720
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,400
Yeah, And then it ends again 
with Rule Britannia. 

721
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,840
I imagined a few, clearly. 
I imagined I do like to be 

722
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,360
beside the seaside, but never 
mind. 

723
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,000
But no, I've. 
I was sure Hearts of Oak was in 

724
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,600
there, but maybe not. 
Anyway, but you're absolutely 

725
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,640
right. 
It's interesting because Spike 

726
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,400
said that we believe that Spike 
tweaked the script of 

727
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,480
Dishonoured and but didn't 
change that much. 

728
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,880
But I looked at the, I looked at
the script, the copy of, I'm not

729
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,280
sure whose script, whether it 
was Spike or one of the others. 

730
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,360
There's a, the, the, the I have 
access to a copy of it. 

731
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:24,160
And interestingly, because I 
think in the original 

732
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,200
Dishonoured from Series 5, the 
bit where Moriarty meets Neddy 

733
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,800
at the beginning and says I run 
a rag and bone shop, Neddy says 

734
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,720
looking for manager. 
No, I'm looking for stock. 

735
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,880
That's it. 
That's in the original 

736
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,720
Dishonoured, doesn't it? 
Yeah, that's not typed out in 

737
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,440
the script for Dishonored again.
Comes out a bit strange, 

738
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,840
doesn't? 
It but it, but it's, but it's 

739
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,680
written in. 
So what I'm saying is it's like 

740
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,320
Spike revised the script for 
Dishonored again, took out that 

741
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,000
bit of dialogue and then decided
on the day actually we'll put it

742
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,600
back in again, which I think is 
very wise. 

743
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,480
In the original version, there's
a smashing a Greenslade bit as 

744
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,680
well, where Greenstlade starts 
cheerleading the audience to to 

745
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,840
shout for Greenslade Greenslade 
and that That doesn't happen in 

746
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,400
the in the remake, does it? 
Before we started recording, I 

747
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,280
mentioned that this is one of 
those going shows where I mean 

748
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,400
it it was released pretty much 
in its entirety. 

749
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,080
Well, apart from the musical 
numbers, of course. 

750
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:34,120
It was released pretty much 
uncut on the LP and there wasn't

751
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,440
any real top. 
I mean, there was some certain 

752
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,840
racial stuff that that they 
wouldn't necessarily do today, 

753
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,800
but there's no, there wasn't 
really any topical material that

754
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,760
needed cutting out of Dishonored
again. 

755
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,080
But you, I think you you said 
that in Dishonored the the first

756
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,920
one there was. 
Yeah, I kept there was sort of 

757
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,600
before the story starts, there's
a little bit of of chat refer. 

758
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,160
What's he referring to? 
It might be referring to taxes 

759
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,080
or something like that, 
taxation, something like that. 

760
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,240
But I mean, there's there's 
there is one topical thing that 

761
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:11,920
survives and that's the red 
bladder because the red bladder 

762
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:18,400
is a take on the red shadow who 
was the hero of the music or the

763
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:24,400
desert song and the desert, 
which was one of these shakes 

764
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,640
sweeps woman off her feet type 
things that romantic stories. 

765
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,640
The the, the, the film version 
of the Desert Song came out in 

766
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:38,360
1953, just the year before the 
original Dishonoured starring 

767
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Gordon McRae. 
So that's, that's where that 

768
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,400
would have come from. 
Now if people of a slight of my 

769
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,560
sort of age remember the Desert 
Song, it's because it was 

770
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:54,240
revived in on the London stage 
in 1967, I think with John 

771
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:59,600
Hanson in the leading role. 
Now John Hanson was musical 

772
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,680
stage tenor who used to turn up 
on all sorts of TV shows in the 

773
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,360
60s and 70s. 
He did a he did a Morecambe and 

774
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:12,680
Wise episode, John Hanson and 
was quite was was very clearly 

775
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,960
on there promoting the desert 
song. 

776
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,680
He was very closely associated 
with with his appearance as the 

777
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,280
red shadow in the desert song. 
So that's what the red red 

778
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,000
bladder comes from. 
Well, of course, the desert song

779
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,400
is quite pivotal in a in a 
particular goon show episode, 

780
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,800
the Sahara Desert statue, which 
is the first episode of this 

781
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,720
series where Neddy. 
I'm trying to think, how does it

782
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,400
go here? 
Neddy is a nude Welshman 

783
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,400
standing in the middle of this 
hour desert holding a holding a 

784
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,200
bowl of rice pudding, who gets 
blown to bits and becomes a 

785
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:51,000
touring company of desert song. 
Well, it was, it was in, it was 

786
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,720
in the zeitgeist, wasn't it? 
The desert song at that time, 

787
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,200
after the the the the Gordon 
McRae film the previous year, 

788
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,480
Yeah. 
OK, so this show, it's it's 

789
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:10,080
Neddy being preyed upon by those
two chiselers, Thin and 

790
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,760
Moriarty. 
It's very similar to to the 

791
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,600
tales of old Dartmoor. 
It is in that sense, it's it's a

792
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,640
very similar story, a very 
similar show and both wonderful.

793
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,680
And what I love about this is 
you It's it's it is very Neddy 

794
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,280
centric as the best shows are 
very Neddy centric. 

795
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:32,640
He carries the plot and you you 
follow him through encounters 

796
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,200
with the other characters, 
usually in pairs, don't you? 

797
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:41,880
So he starts off with Grid, Pipe
and Moriarty and then he moves 

798
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,920
on from them. 
He has an encounter with Echoes 

799
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:51,080
and then he ends up with Mini 
and Henry, and then he comes to 

800
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,200
Blood Knock and, and then 
there's Blue buckle who's not in

801
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,200
this much, turns up and gets 
blown up and that's that's about

802
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,640
it. 
And and we have Blue bottle and 

803
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,360
echoes together, don't we? 
And then and, and and it 

804
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,400
finishes with Minnie and Henry 
again. 

805
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,880
It's it's nicely contained 
little segments with each of the

806
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:15,480
the main groups of characters. 
And and yeah, and I know the 

807
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,640
Goon Show is often always on 
this podcast as well-being 

808
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,040
described as cartoonish, but I 
think this particular episode is

809
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,880
very cartoonish. 
And particularly things lines 

810
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:32,680
like the bit where Neddy's in 
the ocean swimming and then 10 

811
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,400
miles east way. 
And the last three were agony. 

812
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:41,440
They were overland. 
Yeah, there's curses spotted. 

813
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,480
Why are you wearing that leopard
skin? 

814
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,280
So that's why I'm spotted. 
You can imagine the camera 

815
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:52,560
pulling out to reveal. 
Yeah, so there's some brilliant 

816
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,880
lines in this. 
There's no point in staying. 

817
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,840
There's more money in the van 
than there is in the bank. 

818
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,280
I fell in a heap on the ground. 
I've no idea who left it. 

819
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,040
There. 
Oh, and of course, and of course

820
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,320
there's the I'll tell you what I
think probably my favorite bit. 

821
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,640
Next, I carefully disguise 
myself as a Zulu warrior of the 

822
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,320
Matabevi Rising. 
So cunning was my makeup, not 

823
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,080
even my own grandmother would 
have recognized me. 

824
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,760
Hello, Neddy. 
Hello, Granny. 

825
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,720
Now that's different in the in 
the original, because in the 

826
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:27,320
original the response to that is
hello lady from sort of an old 

827
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,600
lady voice. 
But in the one we've listened to

828
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:35,560
it from a very yeah, it's fun. 
Absolutely. 

829
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,760
So that that's that's fun. 
But the break on men, it doesn't

830
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,320
suit me, Henry. 
They go and get 3 miles an hour.

831
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,920
Yeah, we'll be murdered in our 
beds. 

832
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,520
It just conjures up the image 
of, you know, this sort of 

833
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,440
Victorian or even pre Victorian 
era that they come from where, 

834
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,280
you know, when the early 
locomotives had the man walking 

835
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,760
in front with the red flag or 
whatever going at about two 

836
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,440
miles an hour because any faster
and their brains would explode. 

837
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,400
It just conjures up the the 
characters from that sort of 

838
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,400
period. 
Yeah, and and there's the 

839
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,440
there's the scene where where 
Neddy is in the tea house and 

840
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,320
he's offered all the exotic 
wonders of the Orient and what 

841
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,400
can I get you? 
Pot of tea, please. 

842
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,120
And and he does the classic John
Major voice, doesn't he? 

843
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,760
He does 40 years before John 
Major, 30 years before John. 

844
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,320
The stock, stock nerd voice. 
That's it. 

845
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,160
Yeah, yeah. 
I mean, when I first heard this,

846
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,760
I first heard this when I was a 
teenager and I had no issue with

847
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,400
it at all. 
And I'm not going to get dwell 

848
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:46,520
on it by by any means, but 
you've got this temptress doing 

849
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,120
this dose of the the. 7 surplus 
army blankets. 

850
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,960
I've got to make a living too, 
you know. 

851
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,240
Which Have you ever seen the 
short film that Sellers and 

852
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,320
Milligan made with Dick Henry 
called The Case of the Muckney's

853
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,880
Battle Horn? 
In the cinema, Tyler, In the 

854
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,160
cinema, I've seen it. 
Have you? 

855
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,280
Yeah, I think it must have been 
on as a support for one of the 

856
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,640
Python films. 
Probably. 

857
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,440
Oh, it was it was. 
It was a support for Holy Grail.

858
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,000
There you. 
Are absolutely there you are. 

859
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:25,120
In 75, so that that dates it. 
So that bit, this the bit where 

860
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,200
we come to, we come to 
understand that Echols is doing 

861
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,640
the dance of the seven army 
surplus blankets. 

862
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,640
That bit is recreated on the 
screen in the case of the 

863
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,480
marketing. 
Space, isn't it? 

864
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,560
Yes, it is. 
It is absolutely. 

865
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,080
Into the middle of the floor 
sprang a creature who sent my 

866
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,920
pulse is racing 1 by 1. 
The blankets fell to the floor. 

867
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,240
The lights went down as the last
blanket fell from the passionate

868
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,080
creature. 
I move to her side in the dark. 

869
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,320
What is out of a creature? 
What prompts you to dance in 

870
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:04,560
this den of ice? 
You're not a woman. 

871
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:09,040
I know that. 
Don't tell the manager why not. 

872
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:17,880
We're engaged. 
It's going to be held. 

873
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:26,080
Fair, super light siren, 
exquisitive charges. 

874
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,960
What are you doing a little 
hover like this? 

875
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,520
I'm going to make a living, do 
you know? 

876
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,240
Wait, you're not a girl, you're 
a man. 

877
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:39,000
I know that, but don't tell the 
manager why not, We're engaged. 

878
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,040
Wait, I see it all now. 
You can't have done. 

879
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,280
I ain't taking the fails off 
yet. 

880
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,800
I mentioned at the right at the 
beginning of the show, my intro 

881
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,960
I, I, I, I mentioned the Street 
of 1000 households, yes, Which 

882
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,160
gets a which gets a loud filthy 
laugh from the audience. 

883
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,360
Yes, why? 
Why does he get a filthy laugh 

884
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,520
from the audience? 
Well, so my, my dad, when he 

885
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,400
was, I don't know, he, my dad 
was not PC or my dad, you know, 

886
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,440
my dad would just say whatever. 
And I guess this was a phrase 

887
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:14,600
that was in common usage, I 
guess service ex service, right?

888
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,560
Men and people like that. 
My dad used to refer to the 

889
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,640
street of 1000 assholes, which I
don't, I don't quite know what 

890
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,920
it refers to, but I did look it 
up. 

891
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,520
For the purposes of this, I'm 
not going to. 

892
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,640
There's a can't imagine, can't 
we? 

893
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:33,720
There's a particularly fruity 
ditty, OK, And. 

894
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,560
And it's terrible. 
I'm not gonna sing. 

895
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,960
It sounds. 
Yeah, that's why. 

896
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,520
That's why Neddy refers to the 
Street of 1000 households. 

897
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,840
But, but they were absolutely 
steeped, were they not? 

898
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,320
The goons enforces humor. 
I mean, that's, that's where 

899
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,880
their, their, their, their humor
was forged in the forces during 

900
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,880
the war. 
And my dad was in the forces as 

901
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,200
well. 
Actually, my dad was in the Navy

902
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,960
in the late 40s, early 50s. 
He served in the Korean War. 

903
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:03,480
So actually in the Korean War 
and so on the on the side of the

904
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,400
bad guys, I would point out, but
there we are. 

905
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,120
See who you mean, Right, I can 
think for a minute there. 

906
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,880
Okay, A. 
Little bit of politics coming 

907
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,880
out, yeah, never mind, move on, 
okay. 

908
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,040
So he just he just missed out on
the on the big one, then he. 

909
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,080
Yeah, yeah. 
Oh no, he was. 

910
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,240
My dad was born 29, so he early 
29. 

911
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,520
So he missed out properly on 
that one. 

912
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,400
Yeah, it was. 
It was about 4849 that he joined

913
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,640
the Navy and yeah, was into 
about 53 I think. 

914
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,520
OK, I love when Echoes and Blue 
Bottle have a little sequence to

915
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,640
go when they're just chatting. 
They're just just shooting the 

916
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,840
breeze and. 
It's a Bow Wow. 

917
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,920
Right, OK, here's the thing. 
I want to try and process this. 

918
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,480
OK. 
Because I hadn't heard. 

919
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,000
I heard the show for the first 
time. 

920
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,800
God knows when it would have 
been in the late 80s. 

921
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,360
So I got into the game show and 
I started, Oh, I didn't, but my 

922
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,000
dad started on my behalf, buying
out what was out there. 

923
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,400
And I was recording them off the
radio because they repeated on 

924
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,240
radio in New Zealand every every
week. 

925
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,000
OK, I can't handle how I can't 
tell you when I first heard this

926
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,360
show, but what I can tell you 
when Eccles and blue bottles 

927
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,360
start this little conversation 
where Eccles is talking about 

928
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,560
what he's getting for his 
birthday. 

929
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,360
I anticipated I don't know how 
that he was going to say I'm 

930
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,000
getting a Bow Wow before he said
it right. 

931
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,360
I remember clearly. 
And when he said it, I remember 

932
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,520
almost falling off my chair 
thinking how did I? 

933
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,800
So I can only think I must have 
subconscious must have heard 

934
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:47,080
that maybe it was. 
You're a baby or something? 

935
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:52,080
Yeah, I don't know what there 
was always on Sunday mornings, 

936
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:56,280
there'd been hours worth of 
children's songs and children's 

937
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,280
stories played on the radio. 
Yeah, OK. 

938
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,800
I can only think maybe they 
maybe a few times that sequence 

939
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,440
was played for kids on the 
radio. 

940
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,440
I don't know. 
But anyway, I mean, I love that 

941
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,000
bit and the audience, the 
audience are really on board 

942
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,880
with this going show, aren't 
they? 

943
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,600
The bit where Echoes Echoes is 
talking about licorice. 

944
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,840
My mother says that licorice 
gives you a good run for your 

945
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,200
money. 
And the audience laughter was so

946
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:24,680
long that the transcription 
services issue of the show, they

947
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,480
had to cut some of the some of 
the audience laughter because it

948
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,080
was going on too, too long. 
Tremendous. 

949
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:36,080
Yeah, guess what I'm getting on 
my birthday. 

950
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:41,400
What are you getting echo? 
I'm getting a Bow Wow, I'm. 

951
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,560
Not getting them. 
I'm getting a Junior Smackers 

952
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:53,200
kit complete with toffee 
Australian licorice dogging. 

953
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,520
I like licorice. 
My mother said that licorice 

954
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,040
give you a good one for your 
money. 

955
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:14,200
You. 
You're talking about there's 

956
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,480
that iconic line. 
I hate to use the word iconic, 

957
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,920
but you know what I mean? 
You know, no more carried eggs 

958
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,560
for me. 
But there's also a few, you 

959
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,360
know, less than a minute later, 
he, he, he says another line, 

960
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,080
which is just, I think most 
gatherings of the Goon Show 

961
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,600
Preservation Society members say
this to each other. 

962
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:36,240
Open your wipes. 
And say after me, help yourself.

963
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:41,760
Yes, I've written it down. 
That sums up blood now it 

964
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:45,720
doesn't it? 
Oh, it's lovely, but you can't 

965
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:49,920
say no more covered eggs for me 
without me automatically again. 

966
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,880
I'm sure it's impossible to 
actually. 

967
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:55,520
Yeah. 
Think of that. 

968
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,480
I'm trying to so in. 
Can you remember when you 

969
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,000
listened? 
Because I I looked at the 

970
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,360
script, but I didn't actually 
listen again to Dishonor because

971
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,200
we'll cover Dishonor to the 
original at some Yeah yeah, 

972
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,920
Series 5 Blood Knock did not 
suffer from. 

973
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,920
Digestion. 
Issues. 

974
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,200
Yeah. 
So what, what was, was there 

975
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,080
any, was there anything of note 
with with that blood knock? 

976
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:16,920
I didn't. 
I didn't. 

977
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,800
I don't remember. 
To be honest, I don't remember 

978
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,400
that. 
I've listened to it a couple of 

979
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:25,000
times in the last few days. 
The original version and the 

980
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,720
remade version, maybe half a 
dozen times in the last few 

981
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,320
days. 
Oh yeah, do me homework. 

982
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:36,560
But now I can't remember. 
I know there seem to be far 

983
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,280
fewer. 
And this is where the story 

984
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,440
really starts in the in the 
Dishonored again than there were

985
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,480
in the original, because that 
was going on a lot in the 

986
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,400
original 1. 
And this is where the story 

987
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,720
really starts. 
Yes, yeah, there's more of that 

988
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,080
in the original number. 
I guess because that was such a 

989
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:57,600
hallmark of series or that was 
such a frequent phrase used in 

990
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,040
series five. 
Yeah, it had fallen out of use 

991
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,760
by Series 9. 
So I guess they they push back 

992
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,720
on it a bit. 
But of course there's there's a 

993
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:12,480
big change of course in as much 
as Series 5 Moriarty. 

994
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,320
Oh yes. 
He's quite a cool customer, 

995
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,680
quite a quite a an able 
collaborator. 

996
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,320
He's on the road towards 
disintegration here, isn't? 

997
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,320
He, well, he is, but he's still.
But he's still. 

998
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,080
He's still got it, He's still 
got it. 

999
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:33,160
He's a different voice. 
Yeah, yes, Yes, he has. 

1000
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,280
Yeah, yeah. 
And of course, the other change 

1001
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,880
is that Ellington and Geldre's 
music is different. 

1002
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,760
It's they they, they do 
different songs, they do 

1003
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,880
different numbers in the in the 
original. 

1004
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,840
Good, good excuse for me to ask 
you the question I always ask 

1005
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:57,760
you guests when listening to the
Goon Show, do you do you skip 

1006
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,120
the music or do you listen to 
the music? 

1007
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:04,720
Oh my. 
Well, as, as, as I've said, I, I

1008
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:08,960
grew up with the goons on the 
polyphony and my records. 

1009
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,680
Well, the music's all cut out 
anyway, isn't it? 

1010
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,280
Yes. 
So it, it, it came as as a 

1011
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,680
surprise to me to start hearing 
with the music when I started 

1012
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,640
listening to some of the BBC 
repeats and then the the Goon 

1013
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,720
Show classic albums when they 
started coming out. 

1014
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,880
But I'm avoiding your question, 
aren't I? 

1015
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,320
If I. 
It depends what I'm listening 

1016
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,520
for. 
Like I said, I've listened to 

1017
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:37,840
this one maybe half a dozen 
times in the last few days, and 

1018
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,600
I didn't listen to the music 
every time. 

1019
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:43,480
It must be standard. 
But on the whole, I, I love 

1020
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,760
playing through and listen to 
him. 

1021
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:50,400
I do because I mean, I think, I 
think Geldre was wonderful. 

1022
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,440
I think he was a wonderful 
musician. 

1023
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:56,320
I mean, just just to make an 
invidious comparison with Larry 

1024
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:02,200
Adler, who's the other great 
harmonica virtuoso of the time. 

1025
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:07,000
I, I, I think Geldre not spots 
off Adler and, and, and Adler 

1026
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,480
was probably the most famous 
composer, a famous performer, 

1027
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:14,560
rather Ellington. 
I, I think he's a little bit 

1028
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:19,120
more, I don't know, a little bit
more run-of-the-mill maybe. 

1029
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,640
I mean, my dad was a big fan of 
like modern jazz. 

1030
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,920
So there was always a lot of 
modern jazz being played in the,

1031
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,920
the house when I was a kid 
rather than rather than 

1032
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,920
contemporary pop music or 
anything like that. 

1033
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:35,840
So, yeah, Wendy Ellington he's, 
he's, he's competent. 

1034
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,560
And then then just tight enough,
little band and all that. 

1035
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,760
But I don't know. 
Yeah. 

1036
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,440
I mean, it does the job, but I 
wouldn't ever buy a a Ray 

1037
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,800
Ellington album, whereas I might
buy a there was, there was a, 

1038
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,800
wasn't there a Geldre album 
called Goon with the Wind? 

1039
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
If I came across that, I might, 

1040
01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:00,880
I might, I might buy it, but I 
don't think I'd buy a, a, a Ray 

1041
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,240
Ellington one. 
Yeah. 

1042
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,400
But yeah, I listened to him, 
yeah. 

1043
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,880
Obviously one of the bit again, 
another big contrast between 

1044
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,600
this and and the original 
Dishonoured was the just the the

1045
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:14,480
sheer exuberance and it reminds 
me a lot of the histories of 

1046
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,640
plenty of the elder that we 
discussed a few weeks ago. 

1047
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,920
Even though this wasn't the the 
last show of the series, it 

1048
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,440
feels like an end of term show. 
They're having fun. 

1049
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:27,280
They're having a lot of fun. 
Navigator, can you restitute our

1050
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:32,720
position in the man? 
What's that object of the board 

1051
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,720
beam? 
Why do you should not think of 

1052
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,760
the park? 
Good heavens, it's the Albert 

1053
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,560
Hall. 
You've been the sea before. 

1054
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,440
But what is the Albert Hall 
doing of Beachy Head? 

1055
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,440
More to the point, what is the 
ship doing in Hyde Park? 

1056
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,800
The sea is calmer here. 
You idiot, we have 4000 miles. 

1057
01:02:53,800 --> 01:03:03,240
Of course, nobody perfect. 
I wonder. 

1058
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,920
I mean, clearly Milligan's 
having fun as as much as 

1059
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,040
anybody, and I wonder how much 
of that is down to the fact that

1060
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,920
he's not worn himself out 
writing a script. 

1061
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,120
This week, Quite possibly. 
Quite possibly, yeah. 

1062
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,640
We've not mentioned William, of 
course. 

1063
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,400
Who's joining the River Police? 
Yeah. 

1064
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:25,400
Does that happen 3-4 times? 
And I thought you were in the 

1065
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,440
River Police. 
I've been promoted when they 

1066
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:34,040
find him in the ocean, I think. 
Let me just check here. 

1067
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,360
I'm just going to scroll 
through. 

1068
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,480
I'm I'm not keen on the 
character of Little Jim. 

1069
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,440
You know Little Jim. 
Hey, falling into water. 

1070
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:48,360
Yeah, I'm just checking. 
I don't think little Jim's in 

1071
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:52,960
this and yet, and yet he's made 
for this show because of the 

1072
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,880
number of times at Williams. 
How much water is in this show? 

1073
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,640
Well, there's the river at the 
beginning. 

1074
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,640
There's the ocean, there's the 
Canyon that Blue Bottle falls 

1075
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:09,040
into when you touch the ride 
Vaquero ride to jump over the 

1076
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,520
Canyon. 
So there's plenty of 

1077
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,640
opportunity. 
I mean, you say he's a character

1078
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,360
you don't like. 
Well, come on, he's not a 

1079
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,000
character. 
He's a catch phrase, isn't he? 

1080
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,840
Well, he is, and that's all he 
is. 

1081
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,520
He is, He is. 
I think by this point, yeah, I 

1082
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:25,280
think they would just the easing
of using. 

1083
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,760
Him. 
They were better than that. 

1084
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,800
Yes, and of course he doesn't 
turn up in the original 

1085
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,640
Dishonored, so no, he does. 
That helps as well. 

1086
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:38,360
It's the classic grit pipe and 
Moriarty con, isn't it? 

1087
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:43,200
Where where poor old Neddy is 
the Patsy who gets used to to to

1088
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,240
enable them to make off with the
gold. 

1089
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,440
But it's it's it's world 
spanning, is that it? 

1090
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:53,240
It leaves these shores and ends 
up in, in India and, and takes 

1091
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:57,320
in the, the, the, but they, they
talk, they, they, they say the 

1092
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,040
Pathan tribes. 
That's a mispronunciation. 

1093
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,280
Milligan should have put that 
right. 

1094
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:07,600
The Pathan tribes led by the, 
led by the red bladder and so 

1095
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,720
on. 
So it's like I say, it's it's a 

1096
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:15,080
lovely succession of sequences 
with all our favorite 

1097
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,560
characters, with Neddy 
absolutely striding 

1098
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,200
magnificently through the middle
of them all. 

1099
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:26,440
That's I think that's it really.
That's it's a good episode. 

1100
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:31,520
I was just checking as well just
then because it's the script is 

1101
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,800
credited to Spike certainly. 
Yeah. 

1102
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:38,080
But of course, it in series five
it was credited to Eric Sykes 

1103
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,880
and Spike or Spike and Eric 
Sykes. 

1104
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,440
Right. 
OK, I didn't notice that. 

1105
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:51,160
But so Eric was Co credited on 
all but six. 

1106
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:54,040
So the first six goon shows of 
series five were written by 

1107
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,960
Spike and then the subsequent, I
think 5 or 6 actually. 

1108
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,800
And then subsequent shows were 
all all credited to either Spike

1109
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,960
Milligan and Eric Sykes or Eric 
Sykes and Spike Milligan. 

1110
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:09,080
And depending on whose name went
first, basically he did the 

1111
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,560
lion's share of the script. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1112
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,440
It's a bit like Lennon and 
McCartney sort of that that sort

1113
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,080
of thing. 
But I did just check. 

1114
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,640
Yeah. 
Dishonored from series 5 Spike 

1115
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:22,880
pretty much wrote himself, but 
it's but it's quite a good plot.

1116
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:26,160
There's quite a good, you know, 
even the ending, the ending is 

1117
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,680
is an interesting ending because
it doesn't just it's it doesn't 

1118
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,520
just it's not one of those 
hanging endings that you a 

1119
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,080
little. 
White stone with a description 

1120
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,760
in Hindustani. 
I didn't have the heart to tell 

1121
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:41,200
her. 
It roughly translates as Bombay 

1122
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,440
49 miles. 
That's a proper ending that puts

1123
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,880
a proper. 
Ties it up nicely. 

1124
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:51,200
And Bombay, 49 miles. 
And then crash in with the Old 

1125
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,720
Comrades March. 
Yeah, the theme. 

1126
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,240
And then the Old Comrades 
marcher. 

1127
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,520
Yes. 
Oh, lovely, lovely, lovely, 

1128
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,320
lovely. 
And the recording I heard. 

1129
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,480
I don't know what had happened, 
but the voice over, I didn't 

1130
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,440
listen it on the album. 
I listened to it on the Radio 

1131
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,840
Echo's website. 
I don't know if you're aware of 

1132
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,320
that. 
It's every June show and and 

1133
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:18,240
more is on there and, and it was
a a modern sounding female 

1134
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,280
voice, like someone from Radio 
Four extra or something that 

1135
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,480
reads out the credits on the 
end. 

1136
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:26,120
So it's possible we haven't got 
the the original credits on this

1137
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:30,600
one, I don't know. 
Well, the no so the on the 

1138
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:36,280
original, sadly I don't know 
whether because Ted Kendall 

1139
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:41,760
restored this show for the Goon 
Show Compendium, which is where 

1140
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:46,440
I listen to it on the original 
broadcast version. 

1141
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:52,240
The duty announcer, the BBC duty
announcer over the old comrades 

1142
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:52,800
March. 
Yeah. 

1143
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:58,280
He said that recorded new 
production of a 1954 vintage 

1144
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,640
Goon show was produced by John 
Browell. 

1145
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,200
Then he said I love this. 
Peter Sellers is now appearing 

1146
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,080
in Brouhaha at the Oldwich 
Theatre, London, and Harry 

1147
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,360
Seekum in Largest Life at the 
Opera House, Manchester. 

1148
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,960
They always used to do that, you
know, on the yeah, that was a 

1149
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,120
regular thing, not just on 
radio, on telly as well. 

1150
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,240
If somebody was in a big 
production somewhere and and 

1151
01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:22,200
they'd had to get the permission
of the the producer to use them 

1152
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,560
on, on, on that. 
Absolutely. 

1153
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,040
Trevor Banister is is now 
appearing in When did You Last 

1154
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,640
See your trousers? 
Exactly, exactly that sort of 

1155
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,359
thing. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1156
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:34,880
Almost everybody at one point 
appeared to be in no sex please 

1157
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,200
with British. 
Yes, yeah, that, that. 

1158
01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:42,560
That because I remember it was 
going on even up to about 

1159
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:48,720
1991199091 because the first 
episode of Bottom. 

1160
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,200
OK. 
As the credits at the end 

1161
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,920
rolled, you've got the duty 
announcer or whoever's saying 

1162
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,439
Rick Mail and Adrian Edmondson 
are repairing in Waiting for 

1163
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:05,720
Godot. 
Such and such, yes, that would 

1164
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,560
have been worth seeing. 
Yes it would. 

1165
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,880
There is clips. 
I have seen clips, but 

1166
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,560
unfortunately not a full 
recording. 

1167
01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:19,399
So there was a little bit of 
mild Radio 4 controversy. 

1168
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,600
All right. 
OK. 

1169
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,960
So what are the other things 
about this? 

1170
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:27,880
So it's issued on LP as we know.
It's repeated. 

1171
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,560
Let's let me just say it's 
repeated about. 

1172
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:37,760
Let me count here. 
It's repeated about 5 * 5 or 6 

1173
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:44,319
times before BBC, before the 
advent of BBC Seven, when goon 

1174
01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:46,920
shows were regularly repeated, 
if you know what I mean. 

1175
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,680
BBC Seven, which is now what, 
four extra? 

1176
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:55,840
Four extra, yeah. 
But it was repeated in in 1964 

1177
01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:02,920
and 1960. 
In 1990, 2:00 and then in 1998 

1178
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,480
at 11:00 in the evening on Radio
4. 

1179
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:11,120
And do you remember feedback? 
I don't know if it's still 

1180
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:13,600
going. 
Yeah, Radio 4, listen to 

1181
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,000
feedback show. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

1182
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:16,560
Yeah. 
Program. 

1183
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:21,880
And there was a couple of people
that wrote in complaining about 

1184
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:29,880
the 1998 repeat broadcast of 
Dishonored again because of the 

1185
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:33,320
fact that there'd been some 
cuts, right? 

1186
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:39,640
So one listener who sounds like 
a hidebound old Colonel type, 

1187
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:49,600
right, I wrote down here, he 
raged about variously Stalinist 

1188
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:55,200
airbrushing by the BBC. 
He described them as a wretched 

1189
01:10:55,360 --> 01:11:00,120
Baudlerizers and and he also had
a pop. 

1190
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:03,160
He said he talked about Ben 
Alton's politically correct 

1191
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,240
ranting on BBC One the night 
before. 

1192
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:12,000
But yeah, he and he and other 
listener had written in 

1193
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,920
complaining that there were some
obvious cuts, right. 

1194
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,560
And the reason that, well, hang 
on, the reason that The thing is

1195
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:27,080
they played a couple of examples
on the show on feedback. 

1196
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,520
And yeah, there are a couple of 
clunky edits. 

1197
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:33,720
They cut out the bit where where
Ned says about Christmas Eve and

1198
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,840
still no offers of pantomime. 
They cut the bit where he talks 

1199
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,640
about being disguised as a Zulu 
warrior of the Matabele rising. 

1200
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:44,200
And they cut the bit where when 
when Williams tossed into the 

1201
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,920
river the first time, they cut 
the Merry Christmas reference, 

1202
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,400
right. 
And, and they're, they're very 

1203
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,000
inelegantly done as well, these,
these edits. 

1204
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,520
Immediately I backed a large 
horse drawn motor van up to the 

1205
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,560
front entrance of the bank. 
Yeah, you come. 

1206
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:01,160
Perfect. 
Yes, Sir. 

1207
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,120
Yeah. 
The constable. 

1208
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:03,440
How would you like to join the 
river? 

1209
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:09,640
Peace. 
Oh, you like that very much. 

1210
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:10,560
Thank you very much, Kelly. 
I'm ready. 

1211
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,120
Yes. 
It's a lovely day for carrying 

1212
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:17,720
on there. 
Right next, I carefully disguise

1213
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,520
myself so Kelly was my makeup. 
Not even my own grandmother 

1214
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,720
would have recognized me. 
Hello, Denny. 

1215
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:26,440
Hello, Granny. 
Richard Edis, who was the BBC 

1216
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,760
man responsible for the 
broadcast of this Dishonored 

1217
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:35,160
again in 1998. 
He's bought onto the program and

1218
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:39,280
at first he just says look, you 
know, the original show was 30 

1219
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,040
minutes. 
Because of the way Radio 4 is 

1220
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:46,160
now, we have to squeeze a 30 
minute show into 28 minutes. 

1221
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:52,160
So, you know, we couldn't play 
the original and the host was 

1222
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,200
kind of playing devil's advocate
to a bit, but it was, you know, 

1223
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,680
he was a spokesman for the 
listeners who were complaining 

1224
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,960
and blah, blah, blah. 
But then Richard Edis basically 

1225
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:03,640
said, which is quite right. 
He said, look, don't blame me. 

1226
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,240
We didn't say don't blame me. 
He basically said, look, we just

1227
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:11,360
used, we just played the the 
transcription services version, 

1228
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:16,840
which is at that time, you know,
nearly 40 years old, OK? 

1229
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:19,640
It's not, these aren't cuts that
we've made in 1998. 

1230
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:23,320
These are old cuts, OK? 
As indeed for some of the 

1231
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:26,600
listeners, no doubt. 
But the problem is right. 

1232
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:30,760
The problem is the reason that 
people realized there were cats.

1233
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,320
OK, there was one particularly 
bad edit, right? 

1234
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:38,240
But the reason people realized 
there were cats was because they

1235
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,080
were so used to this show from 
listening to the LP version. 

1236
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:45,120
Yeah, right. 
My, my question would be, well, 

1237
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,400
if you, if you're so used to the
LP version, why you listen to it

1238
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:50,480
at 11:00 in the evening on Radio
4? 

1239
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:52,400
You know what I mean? 
We do though, don't we? 

1240
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,240
We do that sort of thing, don't 
we? 

1241
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,960
I know I do. 
With Doctor Who, you know. 

1242
01:13:56,200 --> 01:14:00,120
I suppose so, yeah. 
But but then the host basically 

1243
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:03,640
said to Edis, well, you should 
have, you should have tried to 

1244
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,480
clean up the mess the 
transcription people have made 

1245
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:08,280
of those edits. 
And he said, well, yeah, but 

1246
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,840
that would take time and money. 
And I don't, you know, just 

1247
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,600
didn't have the budget really to
do that, you know. 

1248
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:17,080
And then the end the 
conversation with the hosts 

1249
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:21,440
asking if Goon Show fans would 
do an apology. 

1250
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,680
Absolute Tommy Rod. 
Do you feel that Goon show? 

1251
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:29,000
Addicts, of which there are 
great many, clearly are entitled

1252
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,360
to something of an apology over 
this. 

1253
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,240
Not from me, no. 
I'd suggest that the best course

1254
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:39,760
of action is to write to either 
feedback or pass their comments 

1255
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,240
on to the schedulers who work 
for Radio 4. 

1256
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:46,760
I don't know how you feel about 
cutting of, you know, removing 

1257
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,960
of of racially sensitive or 
sexist or topical. 

1258
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:52,080
Or all in favour? 
Whatever it may be, all in 

1259
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:55,880
favour as, as we, yeah, we've 
talked about this on a number of

1260
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,600
occasions. 
And if it's, if it's going out 

1261
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:02,920
on the radio, if it's going out,
if you're a passive consumer, I 

1262
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,280
think is what they say, then 
absolutely. 

1263
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:11,120
If you're buying the whatever it
may be, the CD or the DVD or the

1264
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,480
Blu-ray or whatever, you're 
inviting it into your home. 

1265
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,720
That's right. 
So you're making, it's on you. 

1266
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:20,000
Exactly. 
I agree with that absolutely. 

1267
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:27,520
Yeah, So anywho, there we go. 
So, so Steve, thank you. 

1268
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,080
It's been you've been great 
having you on because you've got

1269
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,560
so much to say and. 
I think the term you're looking 

1270
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:39,200
for is gob shite. 
You've been a gob shite, Steve. 

1271
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:45,920
Thank you very much. 
So have you got anything to plug

1272
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:46,720
at all? 
Anything. 

1273
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,120
Well, well, it's, it's mostly 
Doctor Hui. 

1274
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:53,360
We're, we're, we're working on 
Hooverville, our annual 

1275
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:56,760
convention. 
Hoover 16 is this year on the 

1276
01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:03,280
30th of August and tickets still
available from derbyquad.co.uk 

1277
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:06,600
Derby Quad. 
We're working on Big Finish Day,

1278
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:12,640
which we're doing on the 21st of
June, also at Derby Quad. 

1279
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:18,840
Same source for the tickets. 
I've just, I've just finished 

1280
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,880
writing. 
I know I can't talk about I've 

1281
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:25,640
just finished writing a, a 
Doctor Who non fiction book, 

1282
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,480
which will be due out in 
February of next year or being 

1283
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:30,960
well and that will be announced 
in due course. 

1284
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,440
It's part of a, a series of 
books. 

1285
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:37,120
Mine will be #81 in a series, 
but those, you know, will be 

1286
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:40,400
able to work out what that is. 
But it's not been announced yet.

1287
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:43,400
So shut up, Hatcher. 
And and yeah, that's about that.

1288
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,880
I didn't realize there was much 
of an audience for Doctor Who 

1289
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,120
material. 
It's obscure, isn't it, Doctor 

1290
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:55,600
Who? 
There's barely any podcasts out 

1291
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,720
there. 
No, no, not at all. 

1292
01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:59,680
There's a gap in the market for 
you. 

1293
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:04,400
No, no, you're right, but you've
absolutely cornered the market 

1294
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,760
in in goon show podcasting, 
haven't you? 

1295
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:10,000
You've done a great job. 
It's I I like I say I I got I 

1296
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,120
discovered your podcast quite 
regularly, quite recently. 

1297
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:17,400
So I I went right back to the 
beginning and I'm working my way

1298
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,600
through. 
So I'm I'm some years behind. 

1299
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:25,320
Oh, right, but I when I was. 
When I had a head of golden 

1300
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:29,960
curls and downy cheeks and I 
was, I was an amateur, just 

1301
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,640
finding my way. 
But there was something very 

1302
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:31,960
good. 
I'm. 

1303
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,440
I'm a bit further in than that. 
Oh, OK. 

1304
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:38,600
I think I'm trying to remember 
what was the last last one I 

1305
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,760
heard. 
But this, this, this. 

1306
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,320
Yeah. 
Because it's in the other room 

1307
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:42,840
on me. 
Me. 

1308
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:47,880
What's it? 
But yeah, I'm about must be 

1309
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,960
about 40 episodes in or 
thereabouts. 

1310
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,360
Oh, I'll tell you what. 
I'm a roundabout, the one you 

1311
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:58,280
did with Toby on, on the Scarlet
Capsule roundabout then. 

1312
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,680
But I've I've heard that that 
was the first one I listened to,

1313
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,880
but I've sort of caught up with 
that. 

1314
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:05,880
You, you have many riches to 
look. 

1315
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:10,440
I do and much to learn much to 
learn, which is the joy of it 

1316
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:17,080
that I've just just yes, you did
a great one about the about the 

1317
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:20,400
the gun show books. 
Yes, just recently listened to 

1318
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,280
with. 
Mike Heskins, yes. 

1319
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,320
I mean, and, and as I say, I did
this little article about them 

1320
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:31,040
for a, a, a magazine published 
by obverse books called from a 

1321
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:35,200
story by and I had a little 
article about that in the first 

1322
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:40,400
issue of that. 
And I think your podcast on it 

1323
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:45,520
went far, far deeper and into so
much more and better details and

1324
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,960
than I was able to do in my 
little article. 

1325
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,920
So I learned stuff about that 
from there, so. 

1326
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,920
I think Mike bought most of the 
new information to that 

1327
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:56,400
conversation to be honest, but 
but thank you. 

1328
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,160
No. 
So Steve, really good, really 

1329
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:02,240
good to have you on. 
You will you will no doubt 

1330
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:06,720
return again in the future. 
Until then, all the very best 

1331
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:36,760
and speak to you very soon. 
The.

