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You tell it again, Whiskers. 
You told me to dress for dinner,

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so I put my dinner tongs on, and
now I'm the only one. 

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We're not having dinner, Mr. 
Wendover, we're having luncheon.

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What time is it, 1255? 
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come from. 
If you'd taken the trouble to 

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read the brochure, as I 
suggested, you would have 

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discovered that we serve 
luncheon at 12:30 and dinner at 

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7:30. 
Something to do with crossing a 

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dateline, I suppose. 
Well, it's a bit of a relief, 

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really. 
Oh, this shirt's killing me. 

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Mr. Wendy over. 
Try and get it right. 

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We only wear a black tie at 
dinner. 

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Have you got it? 
Only wear a black tie at dinner.

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Correct. 
I've got it and I've got 

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witnesses. 
I shall take Murray Pass in my 

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cabin. 
Thank you. 

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None. 
Because I've been rushing around

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this evening, this afternoon and
this evening. 

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I normally what I do is, you 
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recording, I jot down a really 
crappy little intro and I've not

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had a chance to do it. 
So I mean, Are you ready to just

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to kick off now and we can just.
Just bother. 

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Call. 
I'm in your hands. 

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I'm in your hands. 
Brilliant, brilliant. 

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So I'll just say hello and 
welcome to Goon Pod. 

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Ding Dong, how about that? 
Perfect. 

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Perfect. 
There we go. 

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This week I am. 
I'm delighted to welcome now so 

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many strings to your bow here, 
John. 

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Correct me if I'm wrong. 
Actor, writer, director and Co 

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founder of Hambledon 
Productions, John Feuer. 

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John Feuer, Thank you. 
Very much indeed, yes. 

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Thanks for having me here. 
Did I miss any? 

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No, it's Jack of all trades, 
master of nonness. 

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Pretty much is, yes. 
I Can't Sing. 

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I can't dance. 
So I when I entered this 

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industry, it was very much a 
case of seeing what else I liked

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doing. 
And writing is my main thing. 

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I like to do writing, but that 
pays the least, I've found out. 

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So directing very soon, followed
that up and. 

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Yeah. 
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of, you know, reviving classic 
comedy. 

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And I absolutely love doing 
that. 

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Yeah. 
You're the relatively younger 

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man than than I am, John. 
But but you're but like myself, 

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you, you, you cleave very much 
to the older comedy and 

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comedians, I guess. 
Is that? 

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Yeah. 
Absolutely. 

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I'd say anything from 1917 to 
about 1998, it's kind of a kind 

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of where I sit. 
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it's, it's the Fifties, 60s and 
70s. 

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And yeah, I'm, I'm 36, turning 
37. 

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And I, I always say I was 
brought up very, very well. 

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I was introduced to that kind 
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comedy, as we call it now by my,
my, my dad in particular, who 

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was a, a school teacher, head 
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But he would always free up 
Sunday evenings to spend some 

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time together and on BBC Two or 
Channel 4, they'd be showing 

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Carry ONS on Channel 4 and on 
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Porridge and Fawlty Towers, the 
good life and that kind of 

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stuff. 
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classic comedy kind of all 
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And I gotta be honest, Carry On 
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interest, probably still is. 
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31 films and you go and, you 
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Hattie Jakes, what else did they
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And you go into Hancock's Half 
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And then that then transpired 
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My grandfather on my mum's dad 
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He's 95 next month, exciting 
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And he's a huge Goon fan, loved 
Spike Milligan. 

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So I think quite anarchic or or 
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comments kind of came from my 
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So Marx Brothers are huge, huge 
influence on my on my work. 

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from them. 
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side of my work definitely stems
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Milligan in particular. 
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Spike works works, you know, 
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sitting room and the Milligan 
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And it's, it's wonderful to be a
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in that whole, you know, 
reviving his work and keeping 

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his name out there. 
You've you've played Spike. 

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You've you've, yes. 
That was a weird. 

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That was a strange one, how that
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Jeremy Stockwell, who I'm sure 
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brilliant Spike in it transcends
the impression it really, really

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is. 
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the Milligan Papers tour we did 
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centenary of Spike, but he 
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sense. 
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watched in my teens. 
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This has been about, yeah, the 
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And it wasn't it on DVD. 
There was number VHS release. 

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those we're in the public domain
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remember being completely in awe
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It really was my favorite film 
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And and I just wanted to and it 
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And of course, play is my main 
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main love. 
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script, which of course very 
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ways, and I wanted to restage 
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And so we very luckily were 
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couple years ago now. 
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him over to to play Spike. 
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evening. 
Jane Milligan was there. 

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It was wonderful to have to to 
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It's it's very, very special to 
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And and was John and Travis 
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John was John was very much, 
very much keen for revival. 

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He wanted to turn into a 
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I, and I'm looking back on 
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is kind of the only thing he 
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wonderful ideas. 
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know, well, not necessarily 
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behind it was to do it as it was
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And I think he's still tinkering
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revival, you know, full 
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hopefully. 
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Today, this week, we are talking
about the 1970 film Doctor in 

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Trouble, starring Leslie 
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Morley, Robert Morley. 
Robert Morley. 

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I've got a bit of AI need. 
I need somebody to work through 

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my Robert Morley antipathy with,
and it may as well be you. 

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Oh, yes, yes, I've got a real 
thing of not a real thing. 

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It's, it's an act, I suppose 
it's an act, but it's pomposity 

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and it's just the way he, he 
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startled, you know, so he. 
Is he is the same in in in every

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film? 
I think that's that's pretty 

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tricky. 
Well, that's true. 

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I think it's in Roger Lewis's 
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does something like comparing 
Robert Morley to like some, 

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some, you know, gargantuan 
elephant who just comes onto the

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screen every now and then and 
completely tries to own the 

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whole scene. 
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comes from in that. 
I've got to, I've got to pull in

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Robin Molly. 
But it is an act. 

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And when you think, you know, if
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that part would have been played
by James Robertson Justice. 

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And I think the film would have 
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better outcome for that. 
But yeah. 

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Oh, and we almost forgot, Simon 
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Oh, yes. 
Now this is tricky for me 

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because, you know, I was wasn't 
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all. 
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all who Simon Dee was. 
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and then to figure out this was 
probably his only, certainly his

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only major film. 
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flash in the pan kind of career.
Would you say that? 

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I don't know. 
Well, I've done a bit of 

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research, quite a bit of 
research about Simon Dee. 

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So I want to at some point in 
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about his kind of downfall, 
right? 

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His rise and fall, as they say. 
Very interesting guy. 

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His own worst enemy, I suppose. 
And I only know, I only knew him

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when I was growing up because 
Victoria would mentions him in 

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one of his sketches. 
That's the only I think, I 

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think, I think that's the only 
reference to Simon DI heard 

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growing up. 
But we'll we'll come to him. 

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We'll come to him. 
Tell me. 

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Don't tell me. 
The luxury Coronation Street. 

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No, no. 
The TV advert for Frosty. 

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I've got it. 
Doctor Philip Dare. 

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Yes. 
Yes. 

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Thought I recognized the old 
mush. 

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One of your greatest fans here, 
Phil. 

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Good. 
I'm the Well and Wendover. 

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I just won the pools. 
Don't spread it about. 

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Otherwise they won't be able to 
pull the birds off me fast 

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enough. 
Yes, I recognized you 

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immediately, Sir. 
The captain asked me to take you

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down to your cabin and look 
after you, and he'll be in touch

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with you just as soon as we're 
safety at sea. 

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Well, thank you very much. 
I hope to be asleep by the time 

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we're at sea. 
I'm afraid I'm not the. 

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Best of sailors for the first 
couple of days. 

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There's nothing to worry about 
on the Golden Horn, Sir. 

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We're as stable as a jihadisco. 
I'm very glad to hear that. 

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Here. 
Just a minute. 

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You'd like to come this way as I
would. 

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What about me? 
I mean, if you're a bloke, What 

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tips of tickets I like? 
I don't want to shake down. 

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Now I do like to be thorough in 
my research as well. 

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If you Google Doctor in Trouble,
you have to wade through pages 

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and pages and pages about GPG. 
PS: being struck off for the 

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various things but but I did 
manage to find quite a a a bit 

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to talk about with regards to 
this film and those who appear 

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in it. 
As I said about like Simon D So 

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but what, why, why this film? 
Is this one of your favourites? 

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I'm guessing it must be. 
Yeah, I I think it is. 

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It's certainly one of the Doctor
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others. 
And I guess if you were to look 

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at the, the the Doctor series 
very quickly there seven films, 

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19541970. 
This is the last one. 

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And they, they, they sort of 
fall into two categories. 

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There's the the very, you know, 
quintessential 1950s, kind of, 

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you know what I call the 
Carmichael factor. 

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Yeah, he got Michael not in 
these films, but it's it's kind 

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of got that kind of feel to it. 
Very, very. 

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He got Michael Dirk Bogart. 
Kind of. 

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Yeah, Dirk Bogart in them 
actually. 

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Bogart's in in a lot of them is,
yeah, Doctor Simon Sparrow. 

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And that the first film from 54 
is, is really excellent. 

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I'm, I'm, you know, honestly, 
it's it's very much timeless. 

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And he's supported by, you know,
Kenneth Moore, Donald Sinden and

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of course, Jane Robson Justice. 
And the first one is excellent. 

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And then they kind of did kind 
of not capitalize on that with 

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the sequels. 
You know, Doctorate C came along

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in 55, Doctorate Large in 57, 
and they all kind of got 

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progressively weaker and Doug 
Bogart basically just wasn't 

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invested in it anymore. 
He then jumped ship and Michael 

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Craig came along in 1960 Co 
starring with Leslie Phillips in

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Doctor in Love, which tried to 
kind of, you know, regenerate 

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the series, I suppose. 
And that didn't work. 

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And they they got back Doug 
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the fifth film, Doctor in 
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And and then it was decided to 
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wagon as far as I could tell, 
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Doctor in Clover, where we have 
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the mantle by, you know, Donald 
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And I think of the later ones, 
this is this is, this is my 

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favorite, you know, bizarrely, 
as it was the last one they ever

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made, But I, I, I do prefer this
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I, I think the first one is the 
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And unsurprisingly maybe, but I 
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all, but it, it is still a very 
good film. 

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And I watched again last night 
and I and it, it has got that 

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kind of familiarity feel with 
it. 

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handles in their John. 
The measure, of course, is 

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always in their Graham's. 
You know, they're, they're good 

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troopers, aren't they? 
And we're always grateful to see

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them. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, but what's really 
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called Doctor at Sea? 
Well, they made Doctor at Sea. 

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I think that's the problem. 
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couple of reviews online, 
official reviews from critics 

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saying, you know, this feels 
like the, you know, the off cuts

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of Doctorate C, which I really 
do not agree with. 

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I think they are two very 
different films. 

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And this does feel very much 
like a, a carry on and Oh yeah. 

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And whether you and and it'll, 
you know, it'll stand up on, on 

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that, whether you like carry on 
or not. 

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And then but when I was watching
it last night, it, it, it felt 

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like one of the later late carry
ONS. 

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There's a lot of nudity going on
in Doctor in Trouble and it it 

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felt to be spicy even for like 
the late 60s, early 70s. 

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Yeah, at one point Leslie 
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about 6 times and I know. 
Succession. 

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Genuinely shocking, yeah. 
And he's saying it to Simon Dee,

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so he's probably had grounds for
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reputation was anything to go 
by. 

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But it's based on a book called 
Doctor on Toast. 

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Yeah, not Doctor on Toast. 
Yeah, I have not got to the 

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bottom of that one. 
Yeah, I've got most of the 

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Doctor novels, and I haven't got
that one, but I'd be interested 

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to see exactly how much of this.
I mean, it was screenplay by 

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Jack Davis, who had handled a 
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known in my books anyway, for 
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films. 
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strong slapstick element to it, 
which again, if that's your if 

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that's your bag, you will love 
this. 

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You know, it might leave you 
cold, but it's, yeah, it's a 

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Jack Davis script. 
And exactly how much from doctor

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on toast he took. 
You know, that's, that's 

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something I need to look into, 
to be honest. 

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You mentioned James Robertson 
Justice. 

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Now he does have a very small 
walk on part in this film right 

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at the beginning. 
And you can, you can, if you 

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know about it, you can see it. 
You can see he's got one hand 

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shoved into a trouser pocket and
there's a kind of a, he's a 

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suppressed tremble of his arm. 
So he was, he was. 

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Was he effectively dying at that
at this time or certainly very 

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ill? 
Yeah, he's, he's had a stroke a 

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couple of years before. 
He had an operation after stroke

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which hadn't gone according to 
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And then he was, he was 
basically off another operation 

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with like a 50% chance of being 
successful or not. 

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And, and people were like, do 
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with this? 
But he, he, he did and, and, and

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this is him basically coming out
of it. 

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And I think this is his last, 
certainly his last mate. 

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I think this is the final film. 
Actually, I think he died about 

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five years afterwards. 
And you're right. 

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And I, I knew he wasn't well 
when I first saw it. 

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I, I'd read up on that much time
when you know, you know, you, 

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you think so 'cause you know, he
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the other previous films and 
been doing had this kind of walk

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on cameo really. 
Let's be honest, it was very sad

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indeed. 
But no, when I did reread the 

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biography on him and I watched 
those early scenes with him in, 

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you could tell, you know, yeah, 
you're right. 

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He's got his left hand in his 
jacket pocket. 

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And also when he has some 
close-ups, you can tell he's 

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reading the cue the auto view 
car behind Simon Dee's head a 

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couple of times. 
It's it's good to have him. 

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You know, I wouldn't want to 
lose him. 

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But but it it, it is. 
It is sad and slightly awkward 

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that he's not in this one so 
much. 

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Absolutely. 
Oh, we've got to mention, of 

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course there's a, there's a 
Python, yes. 

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Film. 
There's an ASP and there's a 

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Python. 
The Python in the shape of 

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Graham Chapman, who plays a 
fashion photographer called 

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Roddy Rodney. 
Yes. 

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Or was it Rodney, I thought. 
It was. 

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I think it's Rodney, then Roddy,
yeah. 

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Right and Graham Chapman very 
much against type, playing a gay

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man. 
There's a couple of gay 

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stereotypes in his film. 
Roddy is one of them, and 

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there's a said particularly 
egregious stereotype at the 

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beginning when Simon Dee's 
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adoring females. 
That's right, yes, Which I 

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hadn't stopped until last night.
And when that little bit came 

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up, I was like, oh, that's the 
thing that got under my radar 

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earlier. 
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representation was was default 
homosexual around this period. 

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Wasn't it? 
Yeah. 

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Really. 
Yeah. 

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Now, did Graham Graham Chapman 
had some involvement with the 

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scripts on this? 
Did he? 

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Or not on the film script to my 
knowledge, but he and John 

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Cleese did both Co write the 
opening episode of the Doctor in

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the House TV series which would 
start in 1969. 

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That's it. 
That's what I was confused with 

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kind of I think. 
I think the producers, Betty 

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Box, who produced all the seven 
Doctor films, I think she was 

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given first refusal to actually 
do ATV adaptation. 

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And then when, when James was 
and Justice was clearly not 

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going to be around for it to 
happen, you know, to work on it.

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I mean, she she basically closed
the book and I said not anymore.

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So I think ITV or ATV, wherever 
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bought the rights from from from
her and they they went with that

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and and yeah. 
And it was a Chapman Cleese 

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first script and then the 
Goodies. 

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I think. 
I know Bill Adi and Graham 

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Garden wrote a lot of them. 
Yeah, well, Graham was a doctor,

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wasn't he? 
Yeah. 

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And of course, an uncredited 
appearance in this by Jeffrey 

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Davis. 
Yes, he's there. 

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He pops up, yes. 
Like a like a like a ceremial, 

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you know, handing over the hat 
really, isn't it because he kind

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of played that role that Leslie 
Phillips plays so well? 

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You know, the the Doctor Burke, 
I think he's called this one 

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Doctor Grimmstein keeps calling 
the previous one for the same 

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Leslie Phillips character. 
And I think he's got that kind 

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of lovable rogue kind of role. 
TV series. 

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Yeah, Jeffrey walks in on on 
Leslie Phillips character and I 

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I was saying to friends, I'm 
going to write someday I'm going

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to write a monograph, a short 
monograph on the films from the 

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films and television programs 
from the 70s, which have scenes 

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where there are photographs of 
topless women pinned to the 

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walls because there's. 
And also, but we also create a 

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new list, a very short list as 
well, of films which have, you 

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know, various starlets going on 
photo shoots. 

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Yes. 
Because there's this, there's. 

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I don't even seen it. 
Vampira, 1974. 

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David Niven. 
Heard of it? 

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Yeah, it's a similar thing. 
They all, they all, all these 

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Dolly girls, you know, they all,
they all get on a plane and they

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go to Transylvania for photo 
shoot. 

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And then there's Spanish Fly 
1917. 

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Heard of it? 
It's meant to be dreadful, 

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isn't? 
It it's Leslie Phillips and and 

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Terry Thomas and again, let's 
ship them all out to to to 

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somewhere hot and nice and to 
take some photographs like. 

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That. 
But yes, definitely a trend. 

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Definitely a trend. 
Yeah, barely mentioned Harry. 

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Now Harry, when we get to Harry,
Harry is wonderful in this. 

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Harry is to me. 
And obviously I'm biased I 

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suppose, but. 
He is. 

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He's so, so good in all the 
films he did that he's, he's 

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really remarkable, I think. 
And yeah, so totally hold his 

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weight here against these, these
people who have made, you know, 

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dozens more films than Harry had
made by this point in his 

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career. 
And it's excellent, I think. 

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Yeah. 
Well, he's dialed it up to 11, 

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and he's playing a character 
called Clue Allen Wendover. 

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That's right, yeah. 
Cheerfully Crumpet Mad Pools 

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winner with no social graces, 
and I suppose you would kindly 

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describe him as common as muck. 
Oh. 

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Absolutely. 
Yes, it's his first time on a 

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cruise and he doesn't know the 
etiquette and he's got an eye 

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for the ladies and all sorts of 
shenanigans occur. 

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Is he? 
And I think he's is he is he 

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kind of is the whole purpose of 
the cruise for him to pick up 

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find, you know, find a wife 
potentially, Is that what is 

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that? 
I I think that's a polite way of

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putting it. 
Yeah, I think so. 

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It's interesting because that 
the character name, not 

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Llewellyn, but there's a 
Wendover in the previous film, 

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Doctrine Clover, played by 
Arthur Haynes. 

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Oh yeah, I think passed away 
between that film and this film.

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So whether he was lined up to be
in this one as one, I'm not too 

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sure. 
But it's great to see Harry 

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Seacombe. 
I think he made quite a few 

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films around this. 
Time yeah, his sunstruck was 

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couple of years later there was 
song of Norway I think the same 

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year as this right Oliver of 
course the year before I. 

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Think it was the Yeah, it was. 
68 Yeah, but he's Oh, and 

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there's the Magnificent 7 deadly
sins. 

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Great. 
Yeah. 

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Hey, which I'm all, I'm all for 
that. 

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I'm all for that. 
Which also has Lizzie Phillips 

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in it. 
That's a guilty pleasure, yes. 

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And directed by Graham Stark, 
Yes, Yeah. 

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And I heard Leslie Phillips say 
about Graham Stark that very 

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nice man. 
Very nice man to act with, but 

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not a very nice man to be 
directed by, apparently. 

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Oh, really? 
Bit of a bit of a tartar on set.

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Oh, OK, OK. 
So there we go. 

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I mean, I've come to there must 
be something because yeah, he 

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didn't do many, did he? 
So. 

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Yeah, I think he he did that. 
I think he did Simon. 

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Simon with Simon Sharp film. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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With Sellers in it briefly. 
Yeah. 

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You know, talk about the Carry 
ONS and how this is more or less

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a carry on in all but name, I 
suppose in many ways. 

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Well, it's not actually, is it? 
Because there were, there were, 

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there's no, there's none of the 
principal cast apart from Joan 

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Sims. 
And yeah, I mean, Leslie 

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Phillips was sort of an early 
carry on regular wasn't even. 

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Only regular for the early days,
yeah. 

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Yeah, but it opens with with 
very carry on style credits and 

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music. 
It's Eric Rogers behind them, 

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the music. 
Because yes, I, I, I do think 

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that the, the musical scores of 
this type of film, you know, 

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often goes unnoticed. 
And I and I do, you know, they 

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do punctuate so many of the 
gags. 

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And it's not just all, you know,
long trombones and Swanee 

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whistles. 
You know, there's, there's some 

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really wonderful stuff going in 
there. 

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And I did notice that Harry 
Secombe actually has his own 

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like theme tune whenever he 
comes on, that kind of thing. 

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And it's it's lifted from Carry 
On Doctor. 

445
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,400
It's Bernie Breslow's theme 
tune, if you like, from Carry On

446
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,440
Doctor, which was made in 1967. 
So it would be quite fresh. 

447
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,880
Rodgers his mind that and I and 
I that, you know, recurring 

448
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,840
theme. 
And there's a wonderful bit the 

449
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,040
party which has got some music 
in from a similar party scene 

450
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,320
from Karen again Doctor, which 
was made the year before. 

451
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:19,080
And there's a there's the Janet 
Mahoney's striptease scene from 

452
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:24,600
later on in the film, which 
includes a musical theme from 

453
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,880
Eric Rogers, which he he he 
returned to constantly thought 

454
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,880
the Carry ONS. 
Now there's some kind of saucy 

455
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,840
dance. 
It's the same piece of music. 

456
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,640
So I'm thinking of that. 
There's a striptease scene in 

457
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:43,080
Carry On Behind in 1975 and a 
similar one in Carry On Emmanuel

458
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,320
for 1978. 
And it's the same piece of 

459
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,720
music. 
So yeah. 

460
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,680
So that piece of music, wherever
it comes on, like, oh, there we 

461
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,320
go. 
Just we're talking about that 

462
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,040
striptease. 
I mean, that was that come as 

463
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,760
that came as no surprise that it
was that. 

464
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,480
What's the character's name? 
Dawn. 

465
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,760
Dawn Daley. 
Dawn Daley was referred to as a 

466
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,000
dancer throughout this film. 
And then and then it's announced

467
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,960
that this this party, that she's
going to dance for the delight 

468
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,200
of the passengers. 
And we all, we all knew it was 

469
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,400
going to be a striptease, didn't
we? 

470
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,520
Come on. 
I love the next scene as well 

471
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,920
because you've got you've got 
the capability, Robert Morley. 

472
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,760
You've got Robert Morley looking
startled and saying to John 

473
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,920
Lemaz. 
It's great, isn't it? 

474
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,000
Yeah. 
You don't think she's going to 

475
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,040
take everything off, do you? 
And and John in his best 

476
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,720
Sergeant Wilson says something 
like, I rather hope she does. 

477
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,800
Absolutely. 
Spot on. 

478
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,760
Yeah, which you do not expect. 
It's wonderful. 

479
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:38,880
No, he's delighted by it all. 
You. 

480
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,160
Don't think she's going to take 
everything off, do you? 

481
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,880
I hope she does. 
The film opens with an operation

482
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:53,760
happening and and the surgeon 
collapses and dies, but before 

483
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,880
he does he. 
He not the last guys, not the 

484
00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:01,640
last. 
Yeah, he nominates the dishy Dr.

485
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,680
Dare as the only surgeon capable
of completing this operation. 

486
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,440
And we see, we then realize that
it's actually a a television 

487
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,080
show and and Doctor Dare is the 
actor Basil Beecham. 

488
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,920
It is Basil Beecham. 
Isn't it played by Simon Dee? 

489
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,960
And the name Doctor Dare? 
I'm assuming it's based on 

490
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,080
Doctor Kildare. 
Yeah, I presume. 

491
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,760
And then we see Leslie Phillips 
and about a dozen nurses 

492
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,680
watching this on television at 
the hospital. 

493
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,040
Leslie Phillips's character Tony
says that he was at school with 

494
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,680
Doctor Dare. 
Now, Phillips was 46 at this at 

495
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,760
this time, and Dean was 35. 
But but Leslie Phillips really 

496
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,320
trading on that sort of youthful
good looks still or trying to. 

497
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,440
He was and he he kept he kept 
that going for, you know, the 

498
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,360
best part of the 10 years until,
you know, this, this kind of 

499
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,440
comedy, I guess this was not as 
fashionable. 

500
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,600
There wasn't much money. 
You know, this was the last one 

501
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,680
they could finance, wasn't it? 
And, you know, and then he he 

502
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,440
wanted to ditch that, you know, 
persona and then, you know, 

503
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,280
chase a second career, which he 
did very, very well, didn't he? 

504
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,440
Of course. 
But now he's still is, you know,

505
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,320
rappish best here, I think. 
He's a bit put out by the the 

506
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:21,040
clear adoration of the nurses 
for Simon D's character and he's

507
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,200
And then he's called out to a 
swanky house where the resident 

508
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,000
is supposedly seriously ill and 
it turns out to be Basil 

509
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,920
Beaches. 
Hen now, sorry to cut in there. 

510
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,600
I I spotted it straight away. 
I spotted that that axe signed 

511
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:39,360
it like serious straight away 
and it's I I ran ran to my carry

512
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:43,520
on books and it's a location 
used in the very closing scene 

513
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,600
of Karen at the Jungle and it's 
a Le Baron's Crescent. 

514
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,160
Wow, OK. 
Probably in Windsor, knowing 

515
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,040
knowing carry on lot, probably 
Windsor and yes, it was used at 

516
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,280
the jungle, which was filmed in 
1969. 

517
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,160
So I guess, you know, with the 
with the family background of, 

518
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,280
you know, Betty Box B Peter 
Rogers, you know, I guess so I'm

519
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,160
looking for a house, you know, 
that can do this kind of 

520
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,040
exterior location. 
Oh, you want this place. 

521
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,600
Here's the tip of that kind of 
thing going on throughout 

522
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,960
throughout the two franchises 
really. 

523
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,840
But yes, there it is, 11 
Clarence present. 

524
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,120
Like you said before, the the 
the sort of the smutty tone is 

525
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:26,040
crept in here and you've got 
these Dolly birds essentially 

526
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,560
sort of draped over the 
banisters. 

527
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,240
Around yeah, as as as. 
Tony Burke is climbing the 

528
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,160
stairs and then he and then he 
examines Basil when it he thinks

529
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,440
it's his appendix, doesn't he? 
I think. 

530
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,520
And then but there's he says 
something about, you know, take 

531
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,320
your shirt off or unbutton your 
shirt. 

532
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,720
And the girls start to unbutton,
of course. 

533
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,920
And then and Tony and he stopped
them. 

534
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,200
He would. 
But even though he says, well, 

535
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,160
you might want to do that later,
he says, like the old dog. 

536
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,720
I really laughed when we see the
next scene is Basil's taken to 

537
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:06,280
hospital and Doctor Burke tries 
to tell the the nurses that he's

538
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,120
not all that. 
Oh, it's. 

539
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,280
Doctor Phillip dead, but he's 
not bad. 

540
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,880
He's got false teeth. 
Spots. 

541
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:20,960
Yeah, wears a wig, not knees. 
Then what's going on here? 

542
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,080
I just brought in a new patient,
Sir. 

543
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,240
An actor. 
Hypochondriac, of course. 

544
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,680
Of course, what's the matter 
with him? 

545
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,760
He says he's got appendicitis, 
so that personally I think he's 

546
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,880
here for publicity purposes. 
There he is. 

547
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,440
Is he? 
Well, I'm. 

548
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,840
Not standing for that. 
You're quite right, Sir. 

549
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:40,480
It could be a a carrying on from
Doctoring Clover where the main,

550
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,840
well, one of the plot points in 
that film is Leslie Phillips's 

551
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:48,680
character trying to get with it 
and trying to, you know, adapt 

552
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,800
to to, you know, this, this 
swinging 60s permissiveness. 

553
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,240
And it's it's a little bit like 
the end of carry on camping. 

554
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,920
It's like, you know, Sir James 
and Bernie Brez are all are all 

555
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,400
for the permissiveness until it 
turns up in the in the you know,

556
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,000
the field next door is some 
rowdy, you know, the flower buds

557
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,640
pop band, whatever. 
And, and they steal all the all 

558
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,680
the young girls. 
So it's it's a it's a little bit

559
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,800
like that. 
It's kind of trying to tap into 

560
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,120
the modern trends, but also kind
of poking fun at it. 

561
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,240
And I think there's a little bit
of that in this film as well in 

562
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,440
Doctrine where, you know, Leslie
Phillips's character trying to 

563
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,120
trying to adapt to, you know, to
the latest hot craze, which in 

564
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,560
this case is Simon Dee's 
character. 

565
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,760
And and there's a lot of comedy 
to be taken out of that, I 

566
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,240
think. 
Yeah. 

567
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,280
Well, he's he's, He's also, by 
the way, carry on. 

568
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,000
Camping was the hippies, wasn't 
it? 

569
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,240
As well. 
Yes, yeah, yeah. 

570
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,240
Don't essentially don't don't 
they don't they try and kill the

571
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,320
hippies. 
Yeah, they, they completely 

572
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,200
spoil their fun. 
They, they, they blow up all 

573
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,960
their, you know, electric 
guitars and they, they, they 

574
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,480
pull them all through a hedge on
a track to, you know, you know, 

575
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,880
it's, it's, you know, they're 
trying to just, you know, go 

576
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,840
away from all of that. 
So it's, yeah. 

577
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,640
It's an interesting part in the 
series where basically Carry On 

578
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,000
went from being, you know, 
trendsetters to, you know, kind 

579
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,880
of falling behind the times a 
little bit, I think. 

580
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,040
Yeah. 
And you said about Leslie 

581
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,920
Phillips, well, his character in
any case, trying to be a bit 

582
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,520
groovy. 
And with it, he's obviously 

583
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,000
he's, he's also got a young 
girlfriend, which is the actress

584
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,920
Angela Scholar, Scholar, 
Scholar, who I wasn't familiar 

585
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,360
with in terms of I couldn't 
recognize it from anything until

586
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,240
I looked her up and she was in a
couple of Bond films. 

587
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:35,200
She was also she was in Casino 
Royale, you know the the sellers

588
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,160
casino well, but I recognized 
her because she had a regular 

589
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,440
role in. 
You rang my Lord, as one of the 

590
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,760
of. 
Course One. 

591
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,720
Of the lady somebody rather well
dispatched. 

592
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:52,920
Well, but but yeah, so she so 
she plays doctor. 

593
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,320
Oh God, this is going to be 
confusing. 

594
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,400
Leslie Phillips character Doctor
Tony Burke. 

595
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,160
She plays his young, younger 
girlfriend. 

596
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,480
That's right. 
And she what was that? 

597
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,560
Ophelia O'Brien is their name, 
yeah. 

598
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,840
Ophelia O'Brien. 
That's right. 

599
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,520
I mean, if it had been the Carry
On films, it would have been 

600
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,200
something like Ophelia Knockers 
or. 

601
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,280
Something, yeah. 
But she, the actress and 

602
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,600
Phillips actually got together 
several years after this and. 

603
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,680
They did, yeah. 
I, I thought, I thought they 

604
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,360
they got together on this film, 
but no, you're right, it was a 

605
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,880
bit late. 
So they just played together 

606
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,240
called the man most likely to in
the West End And. 

607
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,760
And yes, she's she's back in 
this film and quite high billing

608
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,000
actually. 
I I thought, I thought it was a 

609
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,480
a very secondary role, but no, 
she's there a lot more than I 

610
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,720
thought she was remembered to 
be. 

611
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,600
And yeah, I mean, she's she's 
great. 

612
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,680
Yeah, that's very. 
She, I won't, I won't go into 

613
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:52,800
detail, but she, she, well, she 
took her own life in 2011 in a 

614
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,080
very, in a very dramatic 
fashion, which people could look

615
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,440
up if they wish, but obviously 
had a lot of things going on 

616
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,040
and, but they had been together 
for many, many years. 

617
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,840
When she was she was actually in
the early stage of pregnancy 

618
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:13,440
when she made doctor in trouble.
So it was a under in trouble. 

619
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:18,880
I think really, yes, from from 
her first, first marriage, I 

620
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,400
think, and and yeah. 
And then I, I think, I think 

621
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,880
Leslie very much became, you 
know, you know, the step dad 

622
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,120
really when they did get 
together. 

623
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,920
So yeah. 
Yeah, the the plot here is that 

624
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,280
Doctor Tony Burke has got a job,
a job offer in America, but he 

625
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,160
needs to get married in order to
clinch it. 

626
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,760
Yes, they want they don't want 
an unmarriage. 

627
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,320
And I don't know, back in those 
days, I don't know. 

628
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,560
So he's he's going to propose to
his his girlfriend Ophelia. 

629
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,560
And so he goes to a flat and 
she's but she's getting ready to

630
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,560
go out with a film director 
who's a real drag. 

631
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,480
Yeah, there's so many of these 
terms which are so this F for 

632
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,440
Fariki. 
I actually put the subtitles on 

633
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,520
to see what she was saying 
because she says it quite a few 

634
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,800
F for Fariki. 
And I was like, she's actually 

635
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,320
saying, I don't know if that was
a common term at the time or 

636
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,400
it's been thrown in the film. 
But yeah, there's quite a quite 

637
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,600
a a few of those, those, those 
references in there, which is 

638
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,920
great. 
You know, it's a bit of a time 

639
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,920
capture. 
I know which way. 

640
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,880
It's possibly about probably is 
about three years behind if you 

641
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,719
know whatever. 
Yeah. 

642
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,960
Just just like when Terry and 
June had that episode where they

643
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,800
dressed up as punks, you know 
they missed that boat by. 

644
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:38,960
About four years in 1989, yeah. 
So he's so he's got to propose 

645
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,239
to her, but but she's going out 
with some film director and she 

646
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,440
she's not going to be able to 
see Tony because she's going on 

647
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:51,320
a cruise to do some modeling as 
we referred to earlier. 

648
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,840
So he decides, so he decides to 
try and go and you know, meet 

649
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,360
her on the cruise ship before it
sets sail and propose to her. 

650
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,520
And the the ship is called the 
Golden Horn. 

651
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,120
Yes, I did spot that, yes. 
Yeah, and as I say, we've got 

652
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,120
we've got Basil Beecham as 
because because, oh, I've got to

653
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:18,160
say James Robinson justice as 
top surgeon Lancelot Spratt, 

654
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,040
who's a fan of the television 
series or he's a fan of Doctor 

655
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,360
Dare. 
He he diagnosis that his, his 

656
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,120
illness was wind and recommends 
a holiday and he suggests a 

657
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,960
cruise on the Golden Horde 
because his brother is the 

658
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,600
captain. 
So, so, so there we go. 

659
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,240
So we've got, we've got Leslie 
Phillips, we've got Simon Dee 

660
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,640
both about to get on the on the 
boat. 

661
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,800
And then we see Harry Seekum 
arrives and there's a lovely 

662
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,280
little little scene there with 
Simon Dee, who he recognizes and

663
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,640
he thinks he may have seen him 
on Coronation Street. 

664
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,080
And then he and then he twinks 
at his doctor Dare and he says 

665
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,560
to Basil that he's a pools 
winner. 

666
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,720
He says not to spread it about 
because they won't be able to 

667
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,120
pull the girls off him fast 
enough. 

668
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:09,560
Yes, but it's all it's all all 
all this stuff from Harry seek 

669
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,600
and you know the scene and and 
stuff to come later. 

670
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,240
It it's done with that, that 
winning, you know, almost like a

671
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,720
naivety about him. 
You know, there's something that

672
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,680
just makes it very forgivable 
about all these, all these stuff

673
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,280
we have coming up with him, you 
know, all the leering Lectury 

674
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,240
stuff coming up. 
You know, it's it's completely, 

675
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:31,320
he's completely forgiven for it 
because he's just such a warm, 

676
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,040
charismatic man. 
And I think that's that's a big 

677
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,920
thing take away from from his 
character here, I think. 

678
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,840
He's got no hidden depths. 
What you see is what you get. 

679
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,240
Yeah, he does his his emotions 
to turn on a dime, though, 

680
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,680
because he he flies into a rage 
a couple of times, doesn't he? 

681
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,200
But but no, generally speaking, 
he's just a very happy go lucky 

682
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,280
avuncular chap that I'd quite 
like to be be stuck on a cruise 

683
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:58,960
with. 
Harry seek him. 

684
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,600
I think that would be a very 
fine thing. 

685
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,840
Not playing this character but 
Harry seek him in general. 

686
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,960
Absolutely. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 

687
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,000
I'll be right there. 
I'll be right there. 

688
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,160
So Doctor, Doctor Burke, Tony, 
he can't get on the on the boat 

689
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,840
because he hasn't got a boarding
pass or something. 

690
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,560
So he he, he pretends to be a 
crew member loading luggage so 

691
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,200
he can get on. 
And then we see, we get our 

692
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,800
first glimpse of the ship's 
captain, the ever dependable 

693
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,680
Robert Morley. 
And I can always depend on him 

694
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,000
to annoy the hell out of me and 
he bollocks. 

695
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,600
Bollocks Tony. 
I think that's the the technical

696
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,640
term. 
He bollocks Tony for for wearing

697
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,120
suede shoes and drops them in 
the water. 

698
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,360
Yeah. 
Oh, we've just missed. 

699
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,240
We've just missed somebody just 
as somebody which I think will 

700
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,200
be interest to the to the Goon 
fraternity. 

701
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:49,160
John Bluthall pops up as a taxi 
driver for Leslie Flips in this 

702
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,960
In this opening, he does. 
You miss him, yes. 

703
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,320
It really is, Yeah. 
Looking very young, actually. 

704
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,800
But yeah, he's, he's there at 
the, the Southampton docks. 

705
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,680
I say Southampton docks. 
It's probably, you know, back of

706
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,680
Pinewood somewhere. 
Course it is. 

707
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,960
And for and for reasons, Leslie 
Phillips, I'm going to just keep

708
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,200
saying Leslie Phillips. 
I think because it's Leslie 

709
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,720
Phillips for reasons gets 
knocked out temporarily and by 

710
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:19,200
the time he comes comes to it's 
dark, the ship is raised anchor 

711
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,200
and the voyage has begun. 
So technically he's a star way. 

712
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,600
And then I think a very fine 
actor. 

713
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,000
One of my favorite films ever is
The Elephant Man. 

714
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:37,120
Yes, in which this actor plays a
real shit, if you pardon the 

715
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,680
pardon the expression Freddie 
Jones. 

716
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,560
Freddie Jones, yes. 
Father of Toby. 

717
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:47,880
Which I did not know until I did
a bit of digging and I can kind 

718
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,800
of see, you know, the, the 
comedy nuances, you know, been 

719
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,640
passed down. 
But I, I did not know that. 

720
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,640
And I was, you know, surprised 
to find that out. 

721
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,280
Yeah. 
Toby Jones, who now is possibly 

722
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,200
arguably the one of the biggest 
television stars. 

723
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,600
I mean, he's a film star as 
well, but television stars in in

724
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,840
Britain off the back of what's 
that Mister Bates versus the 

725
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,640
Post Office? 
Yes, he's very much behind him 

726
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,680
at the minute. 
Yes, yes. 

727
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:15,880
Yeah, and, and Freddie Jones has
been in so many things over the 

728
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,280
years. 
He's no longer with us, is he? 

729
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,080
No, no, he's not. 
But yeah, a a very good turn, 

730
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,480
you know, very good turn indeed.
Did some of the Hammer horrors I

731
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:29,800
think and was very good in those
two and yeah, yeah, fine sport 

732
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,000
here, you know, playing that 
kind of almost like a a, a 

733
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,360
Windsor Davis kind of role. 
You know, it's, it's all that 

734
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,960
kind of. 
Yes, it wouldn't be that. 

735
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,720
Kind of, you know, what's going 
on here kind of thing and you 

736
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,880
know, great stuff. 
So what is he Master at arms. 

737
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,920
So he's basically in charge of 
ship discipline and. 

738
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,440
That's right and. 
He's got this kind of little 

739
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,920
sort of moustache that Hitler. 
Yeah, little Hitler mustache. 

740
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,720
Little bit of a twitch in one 
eye, you know? 

741
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,880
Yeah. 
There's one bit later on when 

742
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,600
he's just barking orders at 
these, these two sailors and you

743
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,800
can't really figure out what 
he's saying. 

744
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,040
It's all that kind of stuff. 
It's very, very funny. 

745
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,600
I think it's great. 
He pretty much twigs straight 

746
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,920
away. 
Yes. 

747
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,000
That Leslie Phillips is a star 
whale might. 

748
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,960
Think it's a right? 
Yeah. 

749
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,760
Something's a right, yeah. 
Leslie Phillips gives Ophelia's 

750
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:21,400
cabin number as his and and when
a little while later, Leslie 

751
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,720
Phillips opens the door to 
Freddie Jones, there's a there's

752
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,840
a, what is it like a pink Fennie
Bella or something or negligee 

753
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,720
draped over his shoulders? 
And which makes I'm just keep 

754
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,040
calling him Freddie Jones makes 
Freddie Jones assume that he's a

755
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,720
female impersonator. 
Yes, and it's just an 

756
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,320
interesting scene because 
Leslie's character has to play 

757
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,600
up that he's a cross dresser, 
you know, and this is 1970 and 

758
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,800
and it's it's, you know, it's 
against that Leslie Phillips 

759
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,400
masculine kind of image. 
And he's there, you know, 

760
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,520
because he's not in drag. 
Don't forget at this point he's 

761
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,560
not in drag. 
That's to come, isn't it? 

762
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,960
But at this point it's just 
insinuated, you know, when to go

763
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,760
out this scrape that he cross 
dresses. 

764
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,760
So he does this really playful, 
just like touching up a Freddie 

765
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:17,000
Jones's outfit and this. 
You're one of them sometimes. 

766
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,000
Oh, I was just asking because as
a matter of fact, we often get 

767
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,880
the odd female impersonation 
aboard from time to time. 

768
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:33,320
Must you go? 
Just one more thing, Sir, for 

769
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:38,560
anyone on this ship, young 
ladies are not allowed in single

770
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,000
gentlemen's cabins. 
Captain's orders. 

771
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,560
He doesn't care for premarital 
relations, as you might say, 

772
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,360
even if you do. 
I said. 

773
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,920
I'll be popping on to the 
person's cabin to do a spot of 

774
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,600
what you might call double, 
double checking. 

775
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,280
I should see you later, Sir. 
I have no doubt. 

776
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,160
I have no doubt either. 
Now Graham Stark, we see Graham 

777
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:05,720
Stark wearing in brown face. 
Yes, I must say and and the 

778
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,720
character is called strategy I 
think. 

779
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,480
Yeah. 
And and it makes Sellers even 

780
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:16,640
Milligan's portrayals of 
citizens of the Indian 

781
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,920
subcontinent seem seem 
understated comparison. 

782
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,520
You know, he's, he's really 
playing it up. 

783
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,160
He does stick out as a sore 
thumb here. 

784
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,480
I think you. 
Know he does. 

785
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,320
Yeah. 
Because they have a miss because

786
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,600
he's talking to lovely little, 
well say lovely. 

787
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,240
It's lovely because Harry's a 
bit, but there's a scene with 

788
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:40,720
him him and because he's he's an
A steward, an Indian steward and

789
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,920
he he has a a chat with Harry 
about there's like a 

790
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,720
misunderstanding about Dunkirk, 
which involves the similarity 

791
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,640
between the sound of the the 2 
words bomb holes and bum holes. 

792
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,440
And I must we forgot to mention 
Basil Beecham is terminally 

793
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,520
seasick and he's confined to his
cabin. 

794
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,440
We don't we don't see him to a 
little bit later, but we have 

795
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,640
the first evening dinner. 
How we seeking clue. 

796
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,960
Allen arrives to dinner wearing 
like a dress and gown because, 

797
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,640
because he's because for some 
reason he's chucked most of his 

798
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,200
clothes in the ocean thinking 
the circular cabin window was a 

799
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,440
washing machine, right? 
I wish we'd seen that scene. 

800
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,480
I know it's a nice image without
it, but I think Harry could have

801
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,840
the math no work miracles with 
that bit of. 

802
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,000
Well, The thing is right 
question right it's and I 

803
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
overthink these things. 
Two things I don't think cabin 

804
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,160
windows open on cruise ships 
for. 

805
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,040
That reason? 
And secondly, he's only been on 

806
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,280
the boat a couple of hours. 
Why is he what, needing to wash 

807
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:52,240
his clothes anyway? 
Anyway, Robert Morley is 

808
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:56,880
startled by his dressing gown 
and sends him off with the flea 

809
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,960
in his ear. 
And that's when Harry meets Dawn

810
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:04,520
Daley and she and you can tell 
she's she's put out that he has 

811
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,160
to sit with her because he's 
common little fat man. 

812
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,800
And but it's only when he 
mentions in passing. 

813
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,760
Well, the first thing he says to
her that is a polls winner. 

814
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,000
And and that's when her attitude
towards some changes. 

815
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,000
It does, yeah. 
And. 

816
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,560
We get that lovely shot. 
Lovely shot to end the scene of 

817
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,600
Harry seek him ogling a pair of 
breasts. 

818
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,440
That's only Harry. 
Seek him down. 

819
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:32,120
Oh. 
Did you see that food? 

820
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:36,920
You know the 70s fancy food. 
Some kind of rifle? 

821
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,800
It's yeah. 
It's icing on it. 

822
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,640
I. 
Don't know what it was. 

823
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,520
You see photographs in like old 
magazines from the 70s of. 

824
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,080
Exactly like. 
Desserts or or whatever. 

825
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,400
And they just seem they're 
they're like a color that 

826
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:57,720
doesn't exist anymore. 
So we see the next day Roddy 

827
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,680
Graham Chapman and the models 
having photographs take taken 

828
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:05,400
around a drained pool. 
Yes, Leslie Phillips has had to 

829
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,360
sleep the night under the 
tarpaulin in a lifeboat. 

830
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,600
Yeah, And there's a There's a 
bit of unnecessary 

831
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:21,280
misunderstandings where Roddy 
the photographer thinks that 

832
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,960
Leslie Phillips is coming on to 
him. 

833
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,840
He's most upset when. 
He's not. 

834
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,400
Leslie Phillips runs away. 
I'm being chased by Freddie 

835
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,240
Jones. 
Being chased by Freddie Jones. 

836
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,760
I thought you were going to 
chase me. 

837
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,600
I suddenly felt terribly tired. 
Well, I'm very disappointed. 

838
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,600
I'm terribly sorry, I just 
couldn't run another yard, not 

839
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:46,160
one more yard. 
I think Graham Chapman doesn't 

840
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,560
like him. 
Something like that is 

841
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,920
priceless. 
Yeah, that's very good. 

842
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,280
Very good. 
Yeah, so Leslie Phillips ends up

843
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,840
in Basel Beecham's cabin. 
Oh, this is a good scene. 

844
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:04,120
This is a good scene where he 
basically, yeah, he pretends the

845
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,040
boats rocking all over the place
and he lists all the fried eggs 

846
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,760
and the bacon and all that kind 
of stuff. 

847
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,600
And I I enjoy this. 
It's a good, it feels like a 

848
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,000
good little pantomime skit that 
they would have, you know, you 

849
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,760
know, Leslie Phillips and I'm 
talking about here would have, 

850
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,920
you know, learned this kind of 
stuff and, you know, this kind 

851
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,160
of level of overacting, You 
know, I I enjoy the scene a lot.

852
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,320
It's good fun, especially when 
he's knocking the chandeliers. 

853
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,520
You know that bit. 
Oh, yeah, but it's purely, 

854
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,160
purely in the spirit of 
mischief, just to just just to 

855
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,360
agonize, agonize Basil further. 
Yeah, yeah. 

856
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,320
But he, he, but also he wants to
be able to, to share the cabin. 

857
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,800
So he's got somewhere to keep. 
Nick his clothes, yeah. 

858
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,200
Nick his clothes and eat his 
food. 

859
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:47,360
Yes. 
And I must say, Simon Dee, you 

860
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,240
know, at least he's in this 
film, but he's not in this film 

861
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,920
a lot, really, if you think 
about it. 

862
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,280
But he's not a bad actor, isn't 
he? 

863
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,600
He comes across as quite a 
credible actor. 

864
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,600
Oh, yeah, no, no, he's fine. 
He's he's very good. 

865
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,560
He's a good. 
He's a good foil in many ways. 

866
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,280
When he's opposite Phillips, you
know it's yeah, very good. 

867
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,120
I might as well take the 
opportunity now that we're 

868
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,200
talking, we're talking about D 
yes, I just, I just want to talk

869
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,040
about him, but what do you say? 
What do you know about him 

870
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,960
generally now in terms of just 
that he had ATV series and was? 

871
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,440
He had, he was, yeah, he was 
like a, a, a chat show host. 

872
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,240
I, I guess just before this, 
otherwise they wouldn't have, 

873
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,880
you know, he was just high 
billing and mentioned a big deal

874
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,000
out of it, I guess. 
But that's that's and and that's

875
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,880
kind of all I know is that he 
slipped away. 

876
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,560
And when and whenever Leslie 
Phipps kind of talked about it, 

877
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,160
he's always been like, oh, it's 
very so happened to Simon and, 

878
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,000
you know, he's trying to do 
another comeback, whatever. 

879
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000
And and that's kind of that is 
literally all I know about him. 

880
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,840
I haven't spoke to my folks 
about him who were, you know, 

881
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,360
they would have been 1415 when 
this film came out. 

882
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,560
So they probably, you know, know
of him, but I haven't understand

883
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,320
about him. 
So no, please educate me. 

884
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,840
He became a a radio Caroline DJI
think that's where his career 

885
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,800
began. 
Did a bit on the home service or

886
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,480
the light program. 
And then he got, he got, he 

887
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,360
broke into TV by hosting Top of 
the Pops a couple of times and 

888
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,440
appeared regularly on jukebox 
jury. 

889
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,320
And he and, and already at this 
point he was gaining A 

890
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:19,280
reputation for being difficult, 
just clashing with directors, 

891
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,880
with, with management, with 
crew. 

892
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:27,400
But then in in 1967, the BBC 
commissioned D Time, which was 

893
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,080
like a chat show and it, you 
know, attracting audiences of 18

894
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,800
million or more. 
And it was just anybody who was 

895
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,080
it, you know, everybody who was 
anybody on D time to promote 

896
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,560
whatever or just to talk about, 
you know, what was going on. 

897
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,880
And it was it was all the sort 
of hip and happening people of 

898
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:49,200
of the moment. 
So Lulu, Marty Feldman, Petula 

899
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,640
Clark, of whom more later, John 
Lennon, Michael Caine, Jimi 

900
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,600
Hendrix, you know, Spike. 
Spike was on D time. 

901
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,320
And then he just was throwing 
his Simon Digg was throwing his 

902
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,960
weight around and attempting to 
dictate what guests he would 

903
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,880
have on the show, what hours he 
would work, what expenses he 

904
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,480
would claim, what advice he 
would accept. 

905
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:15,880
OK, he he was this is quite 
funny. 

906
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:21,480
In 1969, he was at the top of a 
a blacklist drawn up by society 

907
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:26,120
who were aiming to stamp out the
use of the phrase, you know, on 

908
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,880
TV. 
Wow. 

909
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,080
Yeah, he he was quite critical. 
I mean, this is, you know, this 

910
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,480
is this goes in the the the the 
tick column. 

911
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,000
Because he was quite vocally 
critical of Enoch Powell. 

912
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,040
Yes, he was he campaigned 
against nuclear testing, 

913
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,520
apparently. 
So, you know, in some ways he 

914
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,960
was, you know, he was on the 
right side. 

915
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,120
But. 
But then he was lured away to 

916
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:56,520
from BBC One to LWT and. 
And both the way at that point 

917
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,160
was it really there's a lot like
going on that time. 

918
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,520
Well, yeah, but they they were 
kind of their their programming,

919
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,720
because they were launched in 
68, their programming was quite 

920
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:08,720
highfalutin, kind of arts and 
drama and ballet and opera and 

921
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:13,600
things like that that, you know,
the audience at home didn't 

922
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,240
really want. 
So they were trying to, they 

923
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:19,440
were experimenting with changing
programming and all sorts of 

924
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,320
things. 
So they lured Simon Dee from the

925
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:26,600
BBC and Dee tried to kind of get
a counter offer. 

926
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:33,440
He went to Bill Cotton and said 
he'd been offered this job with 

927
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,240
LWT and pretty much sort of said
you know how much you're going 

928
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:40,280
to pay me to stay with the BBC. 
And Bill Cotton, he didn't 

929
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,720
really like him, basically 
suggested that he should have a 

930
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,440
pay cut instead of. 
Oh wow. 

931
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,800
OK. 
You know, if you, if what you're

932
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,240
saying to me is true, that you 
value the BBC, then then, yeah, 

933
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,720
you can stay here, but you'll 
have to take a 20% pay cut. 

934
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,920
And so Dee didn't like that. 
And he, he left and joined LWT 

935
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:05,480
and there was clashes between 
him and David Frost, who was big

936
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:09,440
within LWT. 
And it started I think in 

937
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,880
January 1970, some something 
like that. 

938
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,680
And three weeks after the 
release of Doctor in Trouble, 

939
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,960
the show was cancelled and he 
was let go by WTLWT. 

940
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,400
And he, he, he burned his 
bridges with the BBC. 

941
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,880
So there was no chance of going 
back there. 

942
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,720
One of the shows that on the LWT
series had George Lazenby, who 

943
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:36,960
was stoned it would appear and 
was going on about conspiracy 

944
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,480
theories about the death of 
Kennedy. 

945
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:41,720
Oh Blimey. 
And John and Yoko were on that 

946
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,400
show and they were, they were 
sort of encouraging George 

947
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,440
Lazenby in these, the sort of 
rambling and and then and then 

948
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:53,560
Simon Dee kind of thought that 
shadowy forces were after him. 

949
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,240
Simon Dee. 
Right. 

950
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,640
So he was getting this kind of 
this paranoia. 

951
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:02,840
And anyway, the point is he was,
he was from, from being a huge 

952
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,000
star. 
He was dropped by LWT, couldn't 

953
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,720
get a job anywhere else. 
So by the time this film comes 

954
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:12,760
out, he's, he's pretty much his 
career is on the skits. 6 months

955
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,280
after the film came out, the 
Daily Mirror reported that he'd 

956
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,520
signed on. 
He he'd had to queue up at the 

957
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,640
Fulham Labor Exchange to sign on
and he was interviewed by the 

958
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,000
Daily Mirror and he said he'd 
been offered a job as a frozen 

959
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,040
food salesman, but he turned it 
down. 

960
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,120
He was offered a few. 
He was there was the odd sort of

961
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,040
TV work that he was offered, but
it was quite insulting I 

962
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,000
suppose. 
Below him. 

963
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:42,160
Below him, yeah. 
And then he was up in front of a

964
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:46,200
judge in 1971 for assaulting A 
bailiff who'd been attempted to 

965
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:52,560
make an inventory of his home. 
And he separated from his wife 

966
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,480
in 72. 
Good God, you know, just looking

967
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,120
at this, he was he was put in 
jail for non payment of speeding

968
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,880
fines in 73 until his friends 
paid the debt and he was 

969
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,400
released. 
And this, this is the thing, 

970
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,760
right? 
In July 1974, he was in court 

971
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,120
for vandalizing a toilet seat 
right now. 

972
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,120
Reach the bottom there, yeah. 
Now on wiki, if you read 

973
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,040
Wikipedia, it says that the 
toilet seat it was like a it was

974
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,600
it was in some, I don't know, 
swanky emporium with kind of 

975
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:28,000
weird and wonderful things in 
it, including a toilet seat with

976
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,160
the face of Peculiar Clark. 
Oh, I wonder where you're going 

977
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,800
to bring them. 
Right. 

978
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,160
And he, now that's in Wikipedia.
That's on Wikipedia. 

979
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,960
And, and in actual fact, 
because, you know, I've read a 

980
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,520
newspaper report from the time 
it was actually Marilyn Monroe, 

981
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,960
not Petula Clark. 
Now, I prefer, I wish it had 

982
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:49,600
been Petula Clark because that 
would be better. 

983
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,120
But he'd vandalized it with 
Marilyn Monroe on it because he 

984
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,880
said he found it disrespectful. 
And this may or may not, I'm not

985
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,360
quite sure, have been the 
occasion when he'd face the 

986
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,280
ultimate humiliation of being 
sent to prison by the part time 

987
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,600
magistrate who happened to be 
his old nemesis, Bill Cotton. 

988
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,720
Oh goodness me. 
No, really. 

989
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,960
Yeah, in 70. 
At 75, he trained to become a 

990
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,120
London bus driver, but he failed
the test due to bad driving as 

991
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,200
well as clashing with the union 
over not wanting to pay their 

992
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,960
fees. 
And. 

993
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:29,320
And he was due in 1976 to start 
a new job in a local radio 

994
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,040
station in Reading, but walked 
out because he refused to 

995
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,320
interview Alvin Stardust, saying
I don't even know the guy. 

996
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,680
And so on and so on and so on. 
And there was the odd sort of 

997
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,160
sporadic attempts that had come 
back over the years, but it 

998
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,760
never happened. 
It never happened. 

999
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,720
And he just. 
He just. 

1000
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,920
Yeah, it's someone who star 
shone very bright before burning

1001
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,480
out, as they say. 
So there you go. 

1002
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,840
And a cautionary tale, I would 
say. 

1003
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,680
He sounds like sounds. 
Like he had quite an ego. 

1004
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,880
Oh, yes. 
Which is weird because you think

1005
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,120
that's the one thing you do not 
need to have as a chat show 

1006
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,920
host. 
Really poor. 

1007
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,480
But you want the job, really. 
You know, it's kind of the 

1008
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,360
point, is it really? 
But yeah. 

1009
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:19,760
So back to the film. 
Apologies listeners, if that 

1010
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,800
was, you know, too much of A 
ramble about Simon Dee, but I 

1011
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,200
thought it was interesting just.
I did not know 90% of that. 

1012
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,320
So it's yeah, it's yeah. 
Wow. 

1013
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,480
When's, when the, you know, 
when's Toby Jones going to do a 

1014
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,160
biopic on him? 
You. 

1015
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,760
Know that would make a great 
biopic. 

1016
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,440
It would, you know. 
Biopic. 

1017
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,320
Yeah, Yeah. 
Now. 

1018
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,920
So yes, we've got Basel in bed, 
confined to bed because he's 

1019
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:47,480
really seasick, even though it's
like a milk pond in reality. 

1020
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,800
And Leslie Phillips has been 
exaggerating. 

1021
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:55,080
But then we we get we get Robert
Morley, the captain goes to see 

1022
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:59,000
Basel and just and just 
brusquely dismisses his his 

1023
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:03,360
protestations that he's yeah, 
yeah. 

1024
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,800
As soon as Basil gets out of bed
and sees the sea is calm. 

1025
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,680
He he yeah, he's better, isn't 
he? 

1026
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,640
Pretty much. 
I've got my notes here. 

1027
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,520
Meanwhile, Henry Seeking is on 
deck perving at birds. 

1028
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,680
Yeah, which I just want to bring
this up again. 

1029
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:24,160
Just the amount of of nudity in 
this film, I'm trying to put it 

1030
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,280
on a comparison with the Carry 
ONS, the time. 

1031
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:31,360
And so Carry ONS came out Up the
Jungle came out early 1970, and 

1032
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,040
it was followed by Carry On 
Loving, which would come out 

1033
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:38,720
late 1970. 
And you know, they do have a bit

1034
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:41,240
of flashing going on here and 
there. 

1035
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:44,360
But then I looked at this film. 
I looked at this film, and 

1036
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:49,040
Leslie Phillips gets undressed 
about four different times. 

1037
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,440
Yeah, he. 
Says. 

1038
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,520
Bum and Angela. 
Yeah, Angela Schuler's flashing 

1039
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,480
herself here and there. 
There's at least three separate 

1040
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,640
photo shoots of the the, the 
girls in the, you know, scantily

1041
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,200
clad girls. 
And and then there's there's to 

1042
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,560
come, Harry Seacom's topless 
scene. 

1043
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:16,160
Of course, gratuitous topless 
scene we we see we get a very 

1044
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,840
brief moment with the great Fred
Emmy. 

1045
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,200
Yes, you're brilliant. 
Yes. 

1046
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,960
Who was he again? 
Is he the dad of? 

1047
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,160
Is he the father of some girl 
that Harry tries to chat up? 

1048
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,600
Yeah, there's, yeah, it is at 
this point where Harris, he 

1049
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,920
comes. 
Sunbathy, isn't it going on? 

1050
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,680
And and this, this lass is 
talking with Marilyn Monroe 

1051
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,040
again. 
She stood above some kind of air

1052
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,360
vent, isn't she? 
And every now and then, her 

1053
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,840
dress pillows. 
That's right. 

1054
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,880
And I know. 
And you know, and rather than 

1055
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,200
her moving, she just keeps 
pushing it down. 

1056
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,840
And it helps about three times. 
Oh. 

1057
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,960
Darling, I got the message. 
What's the next move? 

1058
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,720
I beg your pardon? 
Yeah, come off it. 

1059
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,760
You've been fancying me ever 
since breakfast. 

1060
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,280
I saw that Tom Jones film. 
You know, the way you ate your 

1061
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,880
grapefruit didn't leave much of 
the imagination. 

1062
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,080
This man annoying you, Melissa? 
Just a minute. 

1063
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,600
I saw her first. 
Besides, you'll be ashamed of 

1064
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,000
yourself. 
You don't have to be her father.

1065
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:28,720
I am her father. 6 Maniac. 
And Leslie Phillips confesses 

1066
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,360
his situation to Basil back in 
the cabin. 

1067
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,000
Yes. 
And and and this isn't Basil the

1068
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,560
character, this is now Simon D I
think phones the the bridge to 

1069
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,800
grass them up. 
Yeah, opt him in. 

1070
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,440
That's when that's when he gets 
called a bastard about a dozen 

1071
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,720
times by Leslie Phillips, which 
I wasn't quite expecting. 

1072
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,040
And he, he, he's just, he's just
clad in his vest in pants and he

1073
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,400
has to run out of the cabin and 
oh, there's chasers with Freddie

1074
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,280
Jones and he and he jumps, he 
falls down one of the one of 

1075
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,840
those things called the shoot 
that. 

1076
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,480
Yeah, it's some kind of thing, 
fog, fog thing, I don't know. 

1077
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,120
But yes, he he does fall down 
it. 

1078
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,960
And I wrote down at this point 
in my notes, Benny Hill 

1079
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:20,120
influence speeded up sequences. 
That's quite you in this film. 

1080
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,320
And of course, it was a, a trend
at the time, but I think going 

1081
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,880
back to Simon D again, Benny 
Hill had just switched over onto

1082
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:33,120
LLWT in 1969 as well. 
And, and, and then his, you 

1083
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,080
know, from BBC and then, and 
then the shows he's now most 

1084
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,840
remembered for, you know, his, 
his ITV days started then. 

1085
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,080
So this was clearly started 
around that time as well. 

1086
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,280
And, and yeah, there's some 
sequences which are speeded up 

1087
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,560
for no reason at all. 
I'm going back to that first 

1088
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,680
scene when Leslie Phillips 
arrives at 11, Clarence of 

1089
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,360
Crescent to go and see Simon 
Dee. 

1090
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,200
You know, it's all speeded up. 
Even the music speeded up like, 

1091
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,000
you're like, why? 
Yeah. 

1092
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:01,640
It's not making it any funnier 
going on. 

1093
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,320
But now there's quite a few of 
these Fred, Freddie Jones 

1094
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,000
chases, Leslie flips around the 
quarter deck, you know, going 

1095
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,680
on, and it's all speeded up. 
And the the xylophone music 

1096
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,680
speed up as well. 
And it just seems to have a a 

1097
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:17,040
very strong Benny Hill reference
references, influence rather 

1098
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:17,600
this film. 
Yeah. 

1099
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,360
Yeah. 
Do you remember that 

1100
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,360
compilation? 
There was a feature film which 

1101
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,800
was basically a compilation of 
Benny Hill televisions. 

1102
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,840
Yes, the The Very Best of Benny 
Hill. 

1103
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,000
Yes, 1974. 
Yeah. 

1104
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,640
Do you remember there's a sketch
in there where he's, he's a, 

1105
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,760
he's a television personality. 
He's driving a sports car and 

1106
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,080
he's got a Dolly bird next to 
him and he's, he's, he's a, a 

1107
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,760
chat show host and he's 
interviewing. 

1108
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:46,160
Yeah, there's a Vicky with his 
flies open, I think at one 

1109
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,240
point. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1110
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,120
He's trying to move the vase, 
the flower vase with the mask, 

1111
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:50,960
the camera shot. 
Yeah. 

1112
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,120
Is it called Tommy? 
Tommy Time, Tommy. 

1113
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,120
D time or something. 
Yeah, so. 

1114
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,760
So yeah, that's so he was, he 
was. 

1115
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,680
That was a parody of Oh, Simon D
Wow. 

1116
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,440
Bring it back full circle. 
Yeah. 

1117
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,680
My next My next guest. 
My next guest has has come from 

1118
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,080
the West End of London. 
He is one of London's biggest 

1119
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,920
West End size. 
I know you're going to make him 

1120
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,600
very welcome. 
Here he is. 

1121
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:22,320
Rodney Fairchild. 
Rodney. 

1122
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,400
Rodney. 
Personally, splendid of you to 

1123
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,160
come along. 
And be my guest on this show. 

1124
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,080
I really AM. 
Has it thrilled that you haven't

1125
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,840
been able to find time to come 
along? 

1126
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
You have this. 
You have a reputation of being 

1127
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,760
quite a quite a hell raiser. 
Do you feel this reputation is 

1128
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:43,000
justified in any way that, that,
that you have this, you know, of

1129
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,280
being of being a hell raiser. 
Do you do you feel in, in in any

1130
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:51,000
way justified at all? 
It's a reputation that you have.

1131
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:03,040
No. 
Well, there you are here. 

1132
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,320
That's my sound. 
It's just sort of newspaper 

1133
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,440
publicity. 
They put labels on, on people, 

1134
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,800
don't they? 
They sort of, you know, they 

1135
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,520
will put labels on, but I 
suppose they put a label on you 

1136
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,680
sort of more, you know, sort of 
like publicity. 

1137
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:17,760
We just said it was publicity. 
I suppose it's publicity, is it?

1138
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:27,280
Well, yeah. 
Oh, well, honestly, you, you. 

1139
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,880
Yes, I'm quite surprised about 
that. 

1140
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,600
You tell me, does it worry you 
on this reputation? 

1141
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,160
Wrong and false, that may be. 
Does it, does it, does it worry 

1142
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,200
you at all the the reputation 
that you've got? 

1143
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,040
Does it, does it worry you In, 
in, in, in, in in any way at 

1144
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,080
all? 
No. 

1145
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,760
Well, there you are. 
Honestly, either go on talking 

1146
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,200
with you or. 
Not and the marvelous Irene 

1147
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,920
Handel makes her interesting. 
Yes, a late appearance I've 

1148
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,880
noted down here. 
I thought she was in this film, 

1149
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,760
you know, all the way through, 
so to speak, once they go on 

1150
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,680
boat. 
But no, it's quite a late 

1151
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,040
appearance here. 
And but yeah, I mean, I I could 

1152
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,600
have Irene handle, you know, how
did the whole film. 

1153
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:17,840
All right. 
Well, I could, you know, I could

1154
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,440
watch her in anything. 
And she, and she always plays 

1155
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:21,800
these supporting roles, isn't 
she? 

1156
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,480
And I just wish there'd been 
some films where she actually 

1157
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,760
did take the main role and, and,
and been given that maybe she 

1158
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,880
didn't want it. 
I don't know. 

1159
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,600
Maybe she was just very happily,
you know, supporting role and, 

1160
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,800
you know, coming on, doing her 
turn and getting the money with 

1161
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,960
her dog and then walking off, 
you know. 

1162
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:42,360
Yeah, but but you know, she's 
she's on fine form here. 

1163
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,000
And they were good at this the 
Doctor films, I think, you know,

1164
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,960
all of them. 
They they had a very good call 

1165
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,840
tickle, very, very good call of,
you know, your Leslie Phillips's

1166
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,040
or your, you know, your dirt by 
guards and your Keith Moore's. 

1167
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,680
And, you know, judgement just 
isn't. 

1168
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,600
And Jo Sims as well. 
She's she's not a lot of them, 

1169
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,320
but they they always found room 
for really impressive guest 

1170
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,280
stars. 
Dartha Haynes and the previous 

1171
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,480
one, Fernando Fieldings and the 
previous one as well. 

1172
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,160
Dennis Price pops up in in one 
of them. 

1173
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,280
You know, just just really good 
character actors and, and here 

1174
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,560
we have, like it or not, Robert 
Morley. 

1175
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,880
Yeah. 
But I really handle this is here

1176
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:25,240
and you know, I if if someone 
came into this this chat and 

1177
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,440
said I already handle steals the
film, you know, I I'd be like to

1178
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,320
know what you're you're probably
quite right, to be honest. 

1179
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:35,040
Yes, yes, indeed. 
She refers to I think she's 

1180
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,360
angling she she wants to marry 
her daughter Dawn off. 

1181
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,400
Yes. 
And I think she's got notions 

1182
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:45,200
that she'd like to marry her off
to the captain, to Robert. 

1183
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,880
Morley. 
Yes, yes, yes. 

1184
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,560
That's that's her a game, isn't 
it? 

1185
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:53,520
That's the top prize, yeah. 
Because he's a highly eligible 

1186
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,560
bachelor. 
Yes. 

1187
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,120
And then we've got lunch and is 
served and Harry arrives in full

1188
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:04,640
evening wear and everyone stares
him, including Robert Morley, of

1189
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:09,800
course, and and he tells he 
disdainfully informs who Allen 

1190
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,800
that they only wear black tie at
dinner. 

1191
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,640
Yes, and we and we get a lovely 
Raspberry from Harry's. 

1192
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,320
Yes, I noted that down. 
Yes, it's marvelous, isn't? 

1193
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:24,640
It and Leslie Phillips crawls 
out of whatever it was that he 

1194
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,960
fell down totally blackened. 
Yes. 

1195
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,160
And he and he has to explain. 
He goes to Ophelia's cabin and 

1196
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:33,640
explains the situation to her, 
and at one point he says he 

1197
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:36,280
really digs her. 
Yes. 

1198
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,600
Yeah, which just doesn't sound 
right coming out of Leslie 

1199
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,000
Phillips. 
No, it just doesn't, doesn't it?

1200
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,800
No, it really doesn't know. 
And we have we have all the 

1201
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:49,320
events leading up to Freddie 
Jones arriving at the cabin and 

1202
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,200
Leslie Phillips in drag trying 
to obviously escape. 

1203
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:58,600
Yeah. 
Look, I wrote, looking like Roy 

1204
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:01,040
Barraclough doing an impression 
of Penelope Keith. 

1205
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,400
I'd watch it. 
I'd pay to watch that. 

1206
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:10,760
Yeah, character called Lavinia. 
Lavinia Paxenbury. 

1207
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,880
Yeah. 
Laugh for short. 

1208
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,800
Yeah, this is, this is a good 
old trope, isn't it? 

1209
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,040
And it was a matter of time 
until there'd be some, some drag

1210
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:23,560
in it somewhere and, yeah, 
great, great fun. 

1211
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,160
And of course, he, he loses the 
moustache here, doesn't he? 

1212
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,920
And and he doesn't wait for the 
rest of the film. 

1213
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:33,840
So yeah, it's not not that many 
films, I think where Les Flips 

1214
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,800
is, you know, without his 
trademark moustache, really so. 

1215
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,520
Do you know, I didn't even 
notice that. 

1216
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Now you mentioned it. 

1217
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,640
Yeah. 
I kind of thought it was, it was

1218
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,720
that kind of a film, that kind 
of a, a, a, a period of time 

1219
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:49,360
where they might have tried to, 
he might have tried to have kept

1220
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,320
it. 
And so the, the, the Freddie 

1221
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,280
Jones would have fallen for her.
You know, she's very hairy up a 

1222
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,560
lip. 
That's all, you know. 

1223
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,640
And there's like, like great 
shots of of Freddie Jones when 

1224
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:06,520
he does literally tumble who 
Lavinia is where I think they're

1225
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,280
doing a bit of, you know, a bit 
of Patty cake, Patty cake 

1226
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,560
amongst them. 
And then he he hits her too hot,

1227
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,360
Phillips too hard. 
And Phillips falls backwards and

1228
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,920
then he catches, he catches 
Lavinia. 

1229
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:27,520
He actually got his legs splayed
around Freddie Jones rocks on 

1230
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,760
show and don't. 
His face is just so, so, so 

1231
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,560
good. 
It's so perfectly over the top. 

1232
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:37,320
It's wonderful. 
Unless he flips crawling back 

1233
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,560
up, you know, and his wigs off 
and all sorts of things. 

1234
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,080
Brilliant stuff. 
Brilliant stuff. 

1235
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:42,680
Yeah. 
I'm all. 

1236
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,320
I'm all that kind of that kind 
of comedy. 

1237
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:48,160
Good broad stuff, Yeah. 
So he's rumbled and so he he's 

1238
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,200
taken to see the captain and 
because Robert Morley's brother,

1239
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,400
Lancelot Spratt. 
Remember him, folks. 

1240
01:07:56,840 --> 01:08:00,480
Nose Nose doctor Tony Burke. 
The captain's inclined to be 

1241
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:03,840
lenient and appoints him as his 
personal steward, which 

1242
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:07,160
basically means being a skivvy 
ownership and he has to share a 

1243
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:12,240
cap a cabin with Graham Stark 
who is naturally is is learning 

1244
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,800
English very badly and standing 
on his head when doing yoga. 

1245
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:21,160
Yes, yes, that's all. 
Yeah, and then the next we've 

1246
01:08:21,279 --> 01:08:26,960
got dinner and Harry arrives 
shot tastefully from from sort 

1247
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:32,120
of nipples up, I think more or 
less wearing just a black tie. 

1248
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,800
Yeah. 
Over the humanity. 

1249
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,720
I remember the first time I 
watched this film, you know, in 

1250
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,160
my early teens and I and I 
thought that was the, the best 

1251
01:08:41,319 --> 01:08:44,560
joke in the whole film. 
You know, I told you to wear, 

1252
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:48,479
you know, bow tie, nothing else,
you know, black bow tie, nothing

1253
01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:51,520
else. 
Either way, just kind of 

1254
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:55,359
laboriously just unravels with 
the whole room just by table by 

1255
01:08:55,359 --> 01:08:59,960
table falling silence. 
Obviously you can just 

1256
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,800
descending those little set of 
stairs and just walking around 

1257
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:05,279
the tables and get the, you 
know, the high-ranking table. 

1258
01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:08,760
And they're all just aghast. 
And it's, it's, it's, it's very,

1259
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,800
very well played, I think. 
I think Ralph, Ralph, Rafe, 

1260
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:15,920
Rafe, Ralph Thomas, you know 
that that's a very good, you 

1261
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,920
know, top drawer scene, I think.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not 

1262
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,439
saying that Harry Seekin was 
kind of like, you know, the 

1263
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,920
Daniel Day Lewis of his day. 
But if if he had been method, Oh

1264
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,279
yes, I'd like to think he would 
have gone with it and. 

1265
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:32,880
Oh, absolutely. 
Had his lad out on show, not for

1266
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,960
us, but for the, you know, the 
rest of the cast and crew. 

1267
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,920
Yeah, it's funny that it's funny
that around the same time in the

1268
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:45,640
film, which I guess is over 2/3 
of the film, they know that kind

1269
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:49,160
of running gag is now milked for
it's worth. 

1270
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,520
You know, that's that's kind of 
put to bed. 

1271
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,120
Likewise, the Freddie Jones 
chasing Leslie Phillips not 

1272
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,280
gonna say subplot, but you know,
trait is is is put to bed. 

1273
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,320
And, and from here onwards, it's
it's, I don't know, because 

1274
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,880
there's two elements have kind 
of gone a bit. 

1275
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,640
It does feel a bit like treading
water until we get to the actual

1276
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,200
carnival scene. 
But that's just my own opinion I

1277
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,840
think. 
Well, falling into water because

1278
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,800
I feel it falls overboard. 
And Leslie Phillips. 

1279
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,680
Yes, gets knocked in. 
Gets knocked in, but he can't 

1280
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,680
swim and she saves him now, blah
blah blah. 

1281
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:22,040
And the ludicrous bit when 
they're back on board and Leslie

1282
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,840
Phillips is being examined by 
the ship's doctor. 

1283
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,840
And then Tony quickest of flash,
tells him that he's got 

1284
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,320
hepatitis. 
Africonia yes, which the 

1285
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,720
symptoms are these really 
unnatural looking red spots the 

1286
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:38,080
size of 10 P piece. 
I love, Yeah, this is, this is, 

1287
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:43,680
it's a wonderful actor called 
Jimmy Thompson, who worked a lot

1288
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,400
for Betty Box and Peter Rogers 
in the in the 60s. 

1289
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,040
And yeah, he's here as the 
actual shipped Dr. isn't he? 

1290
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:54,640
And the way they do about it is 
they've literally just, you 

1291
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:58,760
know, screenshot his face. 
And then they just added two 

1292
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,720
more spots taking a photograph, 
added two more spots taking a 

1293
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,760
photograph. 
You know, they do that about 

1294
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,320
five times. 
And and that's because that's 

1295
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,960
what happened, folks. 
That's how it works. 

1296
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:10,840
And of course, it puts it puts 
the ship's doctor out of 

1297
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,840
Commission, which gives a great 
opportunity for Leslie Phillips 

1298
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:18,240
to be promoted to ship's doctor.
And and I could have done 

1299
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,960
without the scene where Robert 
Moore is talking about as 

1300
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,840
Constipation. 
To be honest. 

1301
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,600
Oh, yes, yes, yes. 
That's just to set up the the 

1302
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,200
final bit, isn't it? 
Yes, yes. 

1303
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:33,080
I wrote down here, and this is 
probably an old joke, but I, I 

1304
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,680
wrote down, I wrote down 
verbatim what was said in this 

1305
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,680
scene. 
And I just wrote wow, because 

1306
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:42,120
I've not heard this joke before.
And it's Irene Handel visits 

1307
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,560
Leslie Phillips, the doctor, and
tells him that she wants the 

1308
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:48,840
pill for Dawn. 
Yes. 

1309
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,920
I don't know why she's gone 
because Dawn's a grown adult. 

1310
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:55,440
But anyway. 
And then and then there's this 

1311
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,360
dialogue between Irene Handel 
and Lizzie Phillips. 

1312
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,080
Has she had them before? 
Yes. 

1313
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:06,120
But they keep falling out. 
I think it'd be a good idea, 

1314
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,440
Mrs. Daley, for you to ask your 
daughter to come along and have 

1315
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,680
a little chat with me. 
Point taken. 

1316
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,640
Will do. 
And I'm inertly grateful to you,

1317
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,000
Doctor. 
I mean, we are a bit too top 

1318
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,200
drawer to want to join the 
Pudding Club, aren't we? 

1319
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:22,840
We we get the the, the climax, I
said the climax of the film 

1320
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:24,440
almost. 
It's the fancy dress cocktail 

1321
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,400
party. 
Yes, yes, yeah. 

1322
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:29,560
And and Harry seeking's cheesed 
off because he's not been 

1323
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,920
invited, but then he somehow 
manages to get in vague of 

1324
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:39,400
himself and and right. 
Basil turns out dressed as his 

1325
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,960
Doctor Dare character, but he's 
annoyed that half half of the 

1326
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,560
other male passengers seem to 
have done the same. 

1327
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,360
Irene handles kind of in this 
Marie Antoinette. 

1328
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,680
Outfit. 
Leslie Phillips has done up as 

1329
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:56,160
Julius Caesar. 
Yeah, Nero or something, Some 

1330
01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:00,360
kind of yeah, he reminds me of 
Yeah, nauseas from a Pompeius. 

1331
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:06,400
Yeah, and then Harry arrives 
dressed as Robert Morley. 

1332
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:12,160
Yes, well, the captain, I should
say with the with you know, and 

1333
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:17,880
and Molly's been sipping orange 
juice laced with Castor oil. 

1334
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:20,440
Yeah, yeah. 
For his Constipation. 

1335
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:25,600
So he gives it, he gives Harry 
the drink, which obviously means

1336
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:32,680
that Harry starts, you know, 
having problems and has to nip 

1337
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,880
off to the the bog on a regular 
basis. 

1338
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:39,120
There's the, there's the dance. 
There's the he bumps into Harry,

1339
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,480
bumps into someone dressed up as
Cleopatra, and we get the 

1340
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,480
obligatory ASP gag. 
Yeah, always welcome. 

1341
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:50,440
Yeah, at 1.1 point Irene handles
wig gets caught in his zip. 

1342
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,320
Flies. 
Yeah. 

1343
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:55,920
This is a, it's a, it's a lot. 
It's a lot more boardier. 

1344
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:59,120
It's, it's, it's a lot more 
laboratorial humor than that. 

1345
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:04,280
They know the days of Kay 
Kendall and, you know, Bogart 

1346
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,960
romancing, you know, in the 
1950s. 

1347
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:11,040
You know, it, it, it is. 
It hasn't moved on so, so much 

1348
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,480
this series by this point. 
Yeah. 

1349
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,360
And then there there's the 
striptease, as we mentioned, 

1350
01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:19,600
Yes. 
And it it's curtailed, I think 

1351
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:24,760
Robert Morley asks for there to 
be an alarm set off to try and, 

1352
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:29,040
yeah, bring an end to it all. 
And it panics the passengers and

1353
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:32,640
we get Graham Stark falling into
the pool and but remarkably, his

1354
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,440
makeup doesn't wash off. 
Yes. 

1355
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:38,760
And Basil, or should I say Simon
D? 

1356
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:44,240
Yeah, proves that he's like, you
know, he's a shit on the scale 

1357
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:45,960
of that. 
What's that guy from the 

1358
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,600
Titanic? 
Bruce Ismay? 

1359
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:48,120
Was that his? 
Name. 

1360
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, he pinched. 

1361
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,960
He pinches Leslie Phillips's 
Life Fest. 

1362
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,760
That's right. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 

1363
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,440
And be first on the on the 
lifeboats. 

1364
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,040
And then it turns out obviously 
it's a false alarm. 

1365
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,200
That's right. 
And then we have this kind of 

1366
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:06,680
weird ending really, where 
there's an SOS. 

1367
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,800
Trying to feel the film sorted 
itself out. 

1368
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,560
But no, there's this extra Yeah,
epilogue. 

1369
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,520
It feels like really extra. 
And I'd forgotten there's two, 

1370
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,240
there's two people in this film 
that I'd forgotten about. 

1371
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,000
I'd seen their names in the 
opening credits. 

1372
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,800
And it's not too. 
It's, Well, the last 10 minutes 

1373
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,960
of the film, Leslie Phillips has
to be winched across water to a,

1374
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:29,120
a, a like a Russian frigate. 
Yeah, because he needs to 

1375
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,440
perform an emergency 
appendectomy. 

1376
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,160
That's right. 
And the. 

1377
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:37,920
The captain, the Russian captain
is is Joni Sims there? 

1378
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:42,400
We go, yeah, Joan's been in a 
few of these films. 

1379
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:49,240
She's in the 1st 1501954 and it 
was her cameo in that which 

1380
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,120
brought her to the attention. 
Peter Rogers. 

1381
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,800
So that's kind of how she 
loosely became involved with the

1382
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:58,200
camera on series. 
And she's certainly in Doctor in

1383
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:02,080
Love, she's in Doctor in Clover,
and her roles got bigger with 

1384
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,160
the films. 
So I think in Doctor and Clover,

1385
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,280
she actually plays the matron, 
which incidentally was how it 

1386
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,200
came about that she was offered 
matron in Carry On Doctor 

1387
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,920
because Hattie Jakes are not 
made to carry on for about 3 

1388
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:17,000
years by that point. 
So she kind of faded from the 

1389
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,520
series. 
And Joan Sims, God bless her, 

1390
01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,720
when she read the character 
script, I was like, thanks for 

1391
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:24,520
offering me the matron. 
But, you know, it's clearly a 

1392
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,560
role written for for my friend 
Hattie Jakes. 

1393
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,640
And Peter Rogers gave it to 
Hattie Jakes, and she was, you 

1394
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:33,880
know, back in the series and 
Joan Sims, Excellent. 

1395
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,320
And you want to watch? 
She played. 

1396
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:40,800
She played Frankie Howard's a 
very doting, I guess, secretary 

1397
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,080
kind of role. 
And. 

1398
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:43,600
But no. 
So she's back here. 

1399
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,280
Yeah, very, very small role. 
And you're right, right at the 

1400
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,200
end of the film, kind of 
forgotten where she's gonna be 

1401
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,640
in the film. 
And she crops, crops up, yes. 

1402
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:57,360
And she, she opens, she, she 
applies the numbing age, doesn't

1403
01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:01,400
she, to the pat the patients, to
just walloping her in the face. 

1404
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,280
Yeah. 
I make him sleep. 

1405
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:11,000
Bang, he's sleep. 
She could join Sims, she could 

1406
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:14,240
play simpering, she could play 
dowdy, she could play hard 

1407
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,720
faced, she could play glamorous.
Yeah. 

1408
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,240
Yeah, yeah. 
You know, all in the same film 

1409
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,200
sometimes. 
Yeah. 

1410
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,200
Yeah. 
And they were very good friends,

1411
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:27,320
Leslie Phillips and Joan Sims. 
They they they loved working 

1412
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:28,720
together. 
They had the same kind of work 

1413
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,040
ethics and that kind of stuff. 
So. 

1414
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:33,000
So yeah, I know they always 
enjoyed it. 

1415
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,680
In fact, Leslie Phillips has 
gone down on record ISM saying 

1416
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,720
how much of A friend Harry 
Seekon became, you know, from 

1417
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,320
working on this film and. 
Oh yeah, he loved, yeah, he 

1418
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,640
loved me to go with his family 
and that. 

1419
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:46,200
And he said I've got it down 
here from his autography. 

1420
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,480
One of the nicest people I ever 
met. 

1421
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:50,840
There we go. 
Ah, let's see Bits and Harry 

1422
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,080
seek him. 
Very jolly. 

1423
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,760
Very. 
Yeah, and Harry, Harry's gone on

1424
01:17:55,760 --> 01:18:00,000
record and said that, you know, 
yes, he was making films around 

1425
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,880
this period, quite a few, but he
was always kept down to earth by

1426
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,320
Myra, his wife. 
When I came back from golf, it's

1427
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:16,960
Arnold Palmer's old Men. 
When I got home from the film 

1428
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,720
studio is come on, Gregory Peck,
get some coal of a fire. 

1429
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:23,280
When she came home from the 
nursing home with my fourth 

1430
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,480
child. 
I won't tell you what you said 

1431
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:29,720
anyway. 
Just starting with the kiss of 

1432
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:32,600
life anyway. 
But really, you know. 

1433
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:38,480
Yeah, and The thing is right, he
does this pendant, I can't say 

1434
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:41,840
appendectomy successfully. 
And everyone applauds because 

1435
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,520
they're all watching all the 
Russian sailors. 

1436
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:47,120
So he's kind of getting, in a 
way, Dr. Doctor Tony Burke is 

1437
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,440
getting the sort of audience 
that Doctor Dare. 

1438
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:54,240
Yes, yes. 
But yeah, once he's finished, 

1439
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:56,840
he's dismayed to find the the 
Golden Horn has sailed off 

1440
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,640
without him. 
Which I think is a bit bit on 

1441
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,760
the nose, isn't it really? 
Just a bit rather. 

1442
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,720
And he he has to stay on the 
ship and they're off to Grimsby.

1443
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,120
They're off to my hometown of 
Grimsby, yes. 

1444
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:11,720
Yeah, OK. 
So I love that. 

1445
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:13,960
Ridiculous though, you know, 
where are we docking our first 

1446
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:17,000
port? 
Grimsby always gets a little, 

1447
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,840
little little chair in the in 
the, in the John Hewitt 

1448
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:19,400
household. 
Yeah. 

1449
01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:25,920
Cut to like, I guess a week or 
two passes and Tony pulls up 

1450
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:29,840
again in a taxi. 
Not driven by John Pluto this 

1451
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:30,120
time. 
No. 

1452
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,800
The golden horns just docked and
the passengers are disembarking.

1453
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:41,240
And he rushes up to a failure to
to finally propose to her. 

1454
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,960
And then she tells him that 
she's she's married the ship's 

1455
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,760
doctor because she'd always 
wanted to marry a doctor. 

1456
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:47,680
Yeah. 
Phillips says, well, what about 

1457
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:48,680
me? 
And she said, well, you never 

1458
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,800
asked me. 
It's true. 

1459
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:56,320
Well, yeah. 
And Harry seek him, has also got

1460
01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:57,720
married. 
He got married to Dawn. 

1461
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:00,800
Yes, but it's only as the 
getting off. 

1462
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:05,080
The ship that he reveals to 
them, him, her and her mother, 

1463
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:06,680
that he's not actually all that 
rich. 

1464
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,280
He's got a motorcycle and a 
sidecar and a nice one room 

1465
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,520
flat. 30 Bob a week. 
Yeah. 

1466
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,480
Yeah, she's like, how I really 
handles, says something like how

1467
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:20,880
how are you going to keep my 
daughter happy? 

1468
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,560
And he just lifts off this thing
like, oh, there's a, there's a 

1469
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,640
white fridge, there's an ironing
board. 

1470
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,800
All these mod ponds in the 
kitchen goodness. 

1471
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,480
Me, I really handles Face as 
black as Thunder. 

1472
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:37,680
Yeah. 
And then again, a name that I 

1473
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:39,840
saw in the opening credits and 
I'd forgotten. 

1474
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:44,240
Jackie Piper turns up because 
we've got Tony. 

1475
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,600
Doctor Burke, crestfallen. 
He's about to get back in his 

1476
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:51,080
taxi. 
And then Jackie Piper, she, it's

1477
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:54,120
like she, she, she sort of tries
to come on to Tony. 

1478
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,720
Yes. 
And ask if she can share his 

1479
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,840
taxi. 
But then it's it's just so that 

1480
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,680
she can she can call over her 
large family who will cram into 

1481
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,680
the taxi. 
Yeah, it's another one of those 

1482
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,040
endings where you think you know
what's coming, and then no, it's

1483
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,200
it's, but it's pulled away 
again. 

1484
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:11,600
And yeah, very nice little tag, 
nice little button on the whole 

1485
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,440
film. 
Yeah, so we've whipped through 

1486
01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:19,000
that, but I mean at the bits, 
favorite bits, bits I forgot to 

1487
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,680
mention that you want to talk 
about. 

1488
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,760
I, I think it's, it's just, you 
know, like all these films, you 

1489
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,160
know, it's a film, it's time. 
And I think it was very brave in

1490
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,600
many ways when you, when you 
watch it in the context in which

1491
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,880
it was made, you know, they were
trying to sort of, you know, 

1492
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,440
make it connect with the, the 
ITV series, the other T series, 

1493
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,680
which is clearly, you know, 
going from strength to strength.

1494
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:43,600
And there had been a four year 
gap from the previous film. 

1495
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:47,320
And, you know, we're used to 
four year gaps, 5 year, 10 year 

1496
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,440
gaps in between film franchises,
you know, these days. 

1497
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,960
But back then, you know, that 
that was probably quite a a 

1498
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,760
hefty gap. 
You know, the bonds would turn 

1499
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:59,280
them out every two years, you 
know, carry on every two months.

1500
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,280
Yeah. 
You know, before a four year gap

1501
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,440
probably did did say, you know, 
the writer on the wall and the 

1502
01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:06,560
gig was up. 
Really. 

1503
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,640
So, yeah, I, I, I was amazed 
when I rewatched it just how 

1504
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:17,160
much is more akin to the the 70s
Carry On films more than 

1505
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:20,280
obviously the 50s Doctor films 
or even the 60s Doctor films, 

1506
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:22,640
you know, which would keep up 
with the times. 

1507
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:30,280
And, and oh, one thing else I, 
I, I read was this is one of the

1508
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:35,400
very few films that Philips owns
a percentage of the bet. 

1509
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:39,560
Yeah, Betty Box was was 
struggling to raise the money 

1510
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:42,120
for this one. 
And so they they often have cut 

1511
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:46,080
the percentages which he took. 
So he's gone down his record 

1512
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:50,000
saying it's his favorite film. 
It'll be shown more so that 

1513
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:55,120
he'll get some residual fee. 
It's it's hardly Alec Guinness 

1514
01:22:55,120 --> 01:23:03,320
and Star Wars there is it? 
Let's face it, very good, very 

1515
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:07,560
good. 
So before we wrap up, I just, if

1516
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:13,560
you don't mind, John, I just 
want to mention sort of podcast 

1517
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:19,440
news here, OK. 
So what I hope to introduce on 

1518
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:23,640
Gubpod as additional content, 
bonus content will be a monthly 

1519
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:28,040
bonus episode in which myself 
and guests look at favorite 

1520
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:32,520
British comedy films in general.
And these could be any, well, 

1521
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:35,160
classic or not so classic films,
as long as they're British 

1522
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:37,720
comedy films and they can be 
from, they can be from the, you 

1523
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:41,440
know, 30s up to present day 
really, or earlier. 

1524
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:44,880
But the one stipulation is that 
they must not contain a single 

1525
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,600
goon. 
So no sellers, no Milligan 

1526
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:50,800
seeking or painting, but 
there'll be chats in the usual 

1527
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:54,880
goon pod house style all over 
the shop and rambling and 

1528
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,520
Wittering on and all that sort 
of thing, but hopefully 

1529
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:01,200
entertaining to listeners. 
And I've got a number of guests 

1530
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,360
scheduled to record later this 
year. 

1531
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:07,360
And and I'll share a handful of 
the films that we hope to cover.

1532
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,160
Maybe not all this year, but 
certainly some of these will be 

1533
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:15,520
Billy Liar, Kind Hearts and 
Coronets stepped on some ride 

1534
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,000
again. 
Oh, you're awful. 

1535
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,800
Yeah. 
Oh, you're awful. 

1536
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:24,200
Shaun of the Dead, even, which 
is quite modern for this 

1537
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:27,480
podcast. 
And I've got I've got guests 

1538
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:33,720
that have agreed to to guest the
likes of they've all been on the

1539
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:37,080
show before these these people, 
Chris Diamond, Jeremy, Jeremy 

1540
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,240
Limple, Litchfield, David 
Quantic, Tim Worthington, even, 

1541
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,520
whisper it, David Renwick. 
Oh, I'm superb. 

1542
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:47,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Who I'm hoping he said he's up 

1543
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:50,480
for it, will want to come on and
talk about the film version of, 

1544
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:53,720
whoops, Apocalypse. 
Oh, that's no, I love that film.

1545
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,560
I haven't seen it for years, so 
I'll have to reacquaint myself 

1546
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,480
with that. 
Now The this monthly bonus 

1547
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:05,280
episode probably be kicking in 
around sort of July, June, July,

1548
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:07,880
something like that. 
And it'll be on Patreon. 

1549
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,840
So it'll be it'll be around if, 
if people want to listen to 

1550
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:13,560
it'll be around 333 quarter 
month, right. 

1551
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,920
But you know, when did you last 
spend 3 lbs on such a bargain? 

1552
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:20,640
And and in the future, I intend 
to offer other bonus content, 

1553
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,520
whatever that may be, but I'll 
be guarded by you lot on what 

1554
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:26,280
what they could be. 
And I know some people may 

1555
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:29,480
grumble that I'm monetizing to 
podcast, but it's it's you know,

1556
01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:32,640
the regular podcast, the week 
podcast will be totally freeze 

1557
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,600
the air that you breathe, you 
know, no change. 

1558
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:39,640
And it just it, it will help 
keep it running, it keep it 

1559
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:42,200
growing and also help cover 
costs and things like that. 

1560
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:44,040
But I'm. 
All for it I'm all for. 

1561
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,120
It I think it's great, yeah. 
And world. 

1562
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:50,360
Supported as well. 
So whenever that starts, I mean,

1563
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:55,080
already there's you know, there 
is a Patreon goon pod page. 

1564
01:25:55,080 --> 01:26:01,720
It's patreonpatreon.com/goonpod.
And I'll be posting more and 

1565
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:03,240
more stuff there as the as it 
grows. 

1566
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:07,560
And you can join for free, you 
know, and then if you want to 

1567
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:12,440
get the bonus episode or 
episodes, you can then change to

1568
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:14,760
the paid tier. 
I think that's how it works. 

1569
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:17,920
So, yeah, so that that will be 
happening. 

1570
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:21,280
As I said, you know, apologies 
for for going off on about that,

1571
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:25,040
but I just wanted to I'm just 
starting to promote that now, 

1572
01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,600
so. 
That's great, yeah. 

1573
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,720
So John, what what about you? 
What have you got in terms of 

1574
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,800
your professional career? 
What have you got coming up? 

1575
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,000
What are you working on at the 
moment? 

1576
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:39,800
I am touring a self penned 
theatre show called Maybe Dick. 

1577
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:43,680
Oh yes, I saw that. 
As in I saw I was reading about 

1578
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,400
that, yes. 
So that's great. 

1579
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:50,360
Yeah, it's it's, it's very much.
I'm very grateful that I've had 

1580
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:52,880
some really nice reviewers come 
along and they've they've, 

1581
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:55,720
they've said, you know, if you 
want to see Carry on Moby Dick 

1582
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:58,800
and this is the show for you and
you know little of me, I would 

1583
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,200
love to come and see Carry on 
Moby Dick. 

1584
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:03,080
So I'm very, very proud, very 
proud that people. 

1585
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,880
Kenneth Kenneth Williams was in 
Moby Dick. 

1586
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:09,040
He was, Yes, he was. 
Yeah, with Orson Welles behind. 

1587
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:13,880
Orson Welles, Yeah. 
Yeah, so I'm I'm touring that in

1588
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,520
a minute and I'm really enjoying
that. 

1589
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:21,160
And it's, it's, it's just a a 
really good night out. 

1590
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:23,840
And it's, it's, it's just all 
this kind of comedy. 

1591
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:26,560
And it's nice to listen to an 
audience for it, if I'm honest. 

1592
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:32,440
And then later on this year, we 
are staging a revival of the 

1593
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:35,600
lost TV episodes of Hancock's 
Off Hour. 

1594
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:36,880
So. 
And that's cool. 

1595
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,920
Yeah. 
So it's 100 years of Hancock 

1596
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:43,160
this year, 70 years radio. 
Yeah. 

1597
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:47,680
And the BBC done a great job in 
re recording the lost raid 

1598
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:54,320
episodes with Kevin McNally. 
And but there's still 2022 lost 

1599
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:58,120
TV episodes, you know, recorded,
transmitted, missing between 

1600
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:00,560
wipes. 
Scripts still survive. 

1601
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:04,080
And they're very, very funny. 
They're very, very good. 

1602
01:28:04,440 --> 01:28:07,160
And with a little bit out of 
adaptation and you know, they, 

1603
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:10,200
they suit the stage stage world 
very, very well. 

1604
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:15,720
So we're doing 3 episodes of 
that September to November and 

1605
01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:19,720
I'm just currently in the pre 
production stages for that and 

1606
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:22,040
again, going across the UK with 
it. 

1607
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:26,600
And I'm, I'm so excited and, and
you know, very, very lucky to be

1608
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,880
entrusted with that, you know, 
because it's such that, you 

1609
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:32,720
know, it is, it's comedy 
royalty, you know, this kind of 

1610
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,880
stuff, isn't it? 
So to be entrusted with it and, 

1611
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:40,520
and to be doing it at all feels 
very, very, I feel very 

1612
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,680
privileged indeed to be, to be 
interested with that. 

1613
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:46,080
And, and it's again, nice to 
know there's an audience for it.

1614
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:48,680
You know it's, it'll be very 
well supported, I'm sure. 

1615
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:52,400
Oh, Hancock's still very, very 
popular as a good. 

1616
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:56,440
Yeah, And of course there was 
the the a lost episode of the 

1617
01:28:56,440 --> 01:28:59,440
radio show turned up recently, 
waiting to hear it with Harry 

1618
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:01,960
Seekin. 
Yes, that's a did, didn't it? 

1619
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:04,440
Yeah, I think. 
Is there any plans for that to 

1620
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,640
be? 
There is. 

1621
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:07,800
I think it's being. 
I presume it's being cleaned up 

1622
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:10,440
or or whatever. 
I'll be held back for Christmas 

1623
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:12,000
or something like. 
That maybe, yeah, because there 

1624
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,000
was the Peter Sellers episode of
Hancock's Half Hour that was 

1625
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,680
filmed a year or so ago. 
So that. 

1626
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:22,840
Was theories 2 early episode 
series 2 wasn't at the radio 

1627
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,800
series when Hancock were saved. 
Pretty much. 

1628
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,640
Oh, the the Harry seeking one. 
Yeah, yeah, I think so. 

1629
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:31,960
Harry was in three episodes, 
yes, but the but the third 

1630
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,720
episode, which I think this one 
is he's only in it briefly 

1631
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:36,320
because I think Hancock's back 
by that. 

1632
01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:39,840
He just he thanks Harry for 
looking after the shop or 

1633
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:42,000
whatever. 
Strange way. 

1634
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,200
Yeah. 
And so keep keep your eyes on 

1635
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:49,760
social media and and whatnot for
news of, of, of that folks. 

1636
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:54,520
And and John, you know, please 
do come back sometime and if you

1637
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:56,200
want to talk about something 
else, you know. 

1638
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:59,000
Oh, I'd love to talk about some,
some of the other films. 

1639
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,480
Yeah, I'd love, love to love. 
Oh yeah, no problem at all. 

1640
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:05,760
I'd love to. 
It's exactly my realm when 

1641
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:08,480
everyone else was was, you know,
either watching, you know, 

1642
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:12,160
football or, or the the films 
that they know that the Lord of 

1643
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:14,600
the Rings trilogy or whatever 
else was going on at school or 

1644
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:19,320
that I was, I was just 
completely enraptured by this 

1645
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:22,360
kind of comedy. 
And yeah, long may continue and 

1646
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:24,960
the work you do and, you know, 
into, into, you know, just 

1647
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:27,880
extend these legacies. 
It's it's fantastic and should 

1648
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,200
be applauded, I think all the 
time. 

1649
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:30,480
Yeah. 
Thank you very much. 

1650
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:31,680
Can I have that in money, 
please? 

1651
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:35,680
You can, John. 
Thanks a lot, mate. 

1652
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:37,320
We'll talk again soon. 
Dear Sina.

