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Good evening. 
It is indeed a great honor to 

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appear with a man like Spike 
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I'm standing outside the 
wonderful new Grenadier Guard 

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Soldier Armor Massage and Sauna 
Club. 

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Good evening. 
I'm now standing inside the new 

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Soldier Armor Massage and Nafi 
Club. 

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Who wrote this crap? 
Cigarettes. 

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Imagine. 
Spartan. 

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Hello, Parky. 
Don't get me wrong, You know I 

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am, don't you? 
No, Dave Lodge. 

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I was in Copper Shell. 
Hello and welcome to Goon Pod 

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doing Pod's work. 
Last week, my guest Adam Leslie 

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and I started an examination of 
Spike Milligan's Q series on 

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television from Q5 to Q9 and we 
called it an A-Z of Q Snappy 

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title. 
We've already covered A to N 

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that's appliances to news reader
Spike. 

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And if you haven't heard that 
episode yet, please stop 

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listening to this. 
Go back and check it out if you 

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have, Settle back and enjoy. 
Part 2 of an A-Z of Q Okay O is 

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full oversized clothes and 
costumes. 

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There's often characters like 
wearing hats which are just a 

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size too big or maybe several 
sizes too big, like spikes. 

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Scout leader hats in the Q8 
sketch. 

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And obviously you got famously, 
you got clothes and props with 

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BBC costume or prop department 
tags left on. 

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Yes, I like that. 
I like the running. 

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Yeah, the little running costume
gags. 

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You got the large fake noses. 
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those in the shows that we 
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That's the thing that Python 
picked up on, I think, cuz this 

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Raymond luxury yacht. 
Yes, that's the. 

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Yes. 
Mangrove has the big detachable 

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polystyrene nose. 
But having said that, I don't 

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know if the noses occur in Q5, 
so you could argue that Spike 

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pinched that from Python. 
He might well have done mine, 

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but it's certainly a spike 
staple from that point on, I 

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think. 
Yeah, Okay P is for police. 

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Stroke law and order policemen 
proliferate the Q. 

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There's the running gag of him 
doing the the police knees band 

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and it hurting his groin. 
Yes, yes. 

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This happens. 
This happens almost a decade 

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apart. 
I think it happens in Q5 and 

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then Q8 or something like that. 
He's sticking with the gag, but 

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I yeah, I quite enjoy that. 
You've got I Love the magic 

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Carpet sketch from Q9 with Bob 
Todd and Spike as the policeman.

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There's some lovely comedy 
business going on in that. 

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And Spike's just he's wearing 
his upper half as a policeman. 

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He's just wearing his normal 
flares and shoes. 

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Otherwise, at this there's a 
which sketch was it was the 

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Bermuda Triangle sketch, where 
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his radio on his sort of lapel 
was just a matchbox. 

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And of course, Spike doesn't 
like any opportunity to dress up

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as a High Court judge we have in
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The common cold has been 
criminalized, so anyone that's 

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got a cold is up in front of the
beak and you've got Morris 

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groins. 
Morris Groins. 

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Yes, I wrote that down. 
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in that sketch are Jim Fluke, 
Arthur Needs Tom Things and Mrs.

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Scrackle. 
And of course, Dave Lodge is 

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wearing the stripey jumper and 
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one occasion. 
He obviously in Jehovah's 

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burglars and also in the Q 900 
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contest. 
Yes, he has that look about him,

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doesn't he? 
He has that oldfashioned burglar

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face and build. 
He looks like a wronging the. 

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Stash. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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I wrote down about, I think that
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of strong jokes, but it seemed 
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They were oming and erring a lot
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didn't get the laughs. 
That I think, I think they they 

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didn't quite have it down. 
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thought were some of them were 
quite good but they didn't get 

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the laughs. 
It had the old Davy Jones line 

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Please stand. 
I am standing and stand on 

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someone else. 
I didn't get that but it's not 

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exactly good vintage that. 
But Oh yeah, the judge sneezes 

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to bits, which is slightly 
ghoulish. 

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I love, yes, yes. 
I love that Spike does like a 

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prosthetic leg. 
I like it when it's just slips 

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into nightmarishness. 
I like any comedy that slips 

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into nightmarishness. 
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ones is the Reeves and Mortimer 
MasterChef sketch, which is most

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frightening things has been 
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funny. 
But yeah, anytime that this kind

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of comedy just just tips, just 
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Odd, in a dark way I like. 
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sneezing himself to pieces, kind
of because his his wig comes off

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and he's completely bold and 
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disintegrate from sneezing. 
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inelegantly placed on his head, 
so it's just you can just tell 

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it's, you know, there's no 
attempt to make it look genuine.

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Cheap, Cheap is the word I 
would. 

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Cheap. 
Yes, it's cheap and cheerful. 

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So cute. 
Not good Q before. 

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Oh my goodness, yeah. 
The whole series. 

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Let's talk about the whole 
series again. 

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Yes. 
No, it's Queen Stroke. 

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Royal Family. 
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Spike, I think any authority 
figure really is is. 

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Fair game. 
Fair game, yes. 

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Do we? 
Is Jeanette Charles still with 

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us? 
Do we know? 

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You know, I meant to look that 
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I think she might be there. 
I think she might be. 

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Do not think she retired to the 
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when the Queen died last year. 
Are you allowed to say, let's 

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have a look, She's a retired 
British actress. 

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That's quite poignant, the fact 
that she's retired. 

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Yeah, she's 95. 
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John Bluthal on the head. 
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As the Queen, we've mentioned 
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sketch of course. 
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with a few Prince Philip quips. 
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In fact, there's an episode of Q
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dressed up as Queens. 
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you know, the actual. 
Queens Oh, yeah. 

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That doesn't surprise me. 
I think. 

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Yes, they'd be good at that. 
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Are is for religion. 
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episodes we watch, but religion 
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series like a stick of rock. 
We did have the sketch, which is

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basically a silly, just a silly 
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anything about anything but the 
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are also the dish numbers in the
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Yeah. 
Which is quite like, I mean, 

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anything involving any kind of 
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Lincoln stuff, you're sort of 
holding your breath, but as an 

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idea, it's quite a neat little 
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Yeah, that was early on. 
That was Q5, wasn't it? 

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I think that's Q5. 
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So they're singing it, is it 
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Because it's it's it feels like 
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think, I think singing him but 
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Oh, sweet and sour lobster balls
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It's something like that, isn't 
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playing the vicar was actually 
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Unlike the vicar in the Q8 
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Face Vicar. 
Yes, that's a. 

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Yeah, it's not the way he's he's
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He's playing it German at first.
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I don't know what you how you 
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dah voice. 
Yeah, they almost got away with.

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I mean getting away with it. 
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away with it because you like it
blackface, but it almost sort of

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worked with the doing it with 
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such a jarring juxtaposition 
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outright surreal rather than 
anything offensive. 

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But then they just had to point 
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to the audience. 
His voice is wrong, Like isn't 

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that wrong ladies and gentlemen?
So then he has to cycle through 

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the accents until he gets to the
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which is some grotesque parody. 
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completely irredeemable. 
Often blackface is employed for 

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no, there's never a good reason 
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know. 
Not that there should be a 

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necessity at all for blackface, 
but you could almost give them a

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pass if it was a sketch about, 
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minstrels specifically, like in 
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Whereas it's just it's just 
random, it's just arbitrary. 

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I think it's, I think Spike has 
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references, so like occasionally
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But random. 
I enjoyed the policeman in a 

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kilt in the courtroom sketch. 
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Yes, that's right. 
He appears with his kilt on. 

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So I think he has these things 
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randomly for texture. 
I think it's sort of it's the 

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it's spike world texture. 
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But just that particular thing 
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I mean, I don't. 
I mean obviously say it hasn't 

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weathered it was it was never 
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It's one of those things that 
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a lot of people didn't bat an 
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No, that's right. 
That's it was considered just 

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commonplace. 
Of course it was okay, so S is 

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for Shand Neil Neil Shand. 
So in 1968, Spike had made The 

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World of Beachcomber television 
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Well, you know, warmly received 
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someone who'd written for the 
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man called Neil Shand. 
And one day he gets a phone call

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from Norma fans, Spike's agent, 
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And so he not only wrote for Q5.
But he also appeared in some 

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sketches, notably the customs 
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Nope. 
Suitcase open, please. 

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Why? 
You did read the notice? 

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Of course I don't notice I read 
the notice. 

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Open the suitcase, please. 
Why? 

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I want to see what's inside. 
I can tell you what's inside. 

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World War 2. 
You did read the notes, of 

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course. 
I read the notice. 

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You held it up. 
Have you got a bad memory? 

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A bad memory? 
Open the suitcase, please. 

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I told you what to type if you 
don't open the suitcase. 

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I'm afraid we shall have to 
force you. 

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What? 
What? 

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What? 
What's the matter? 

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Scramson? 
You won't open the suitcase? 

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Has he read the notice? 
He's read the notice. 

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And it is nothing about World 
War Two. 

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No, it doesn't. 
Sir, would you open the case, 

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please? 
Right. 

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World War Two is gone. 
Come on. 

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Let me say that, tell you. 
Come on. 

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This is gone. 
World War Two is there gone. 

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Must have been a novice. 
Just. 

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And he'd also write for going to
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Davidson, Bob Monkhouse, Paul 
Squires, Liz Dennis, Russ 

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Abbott. 
And so on and so on. 

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So Neil Shand, yeah, I mean, he 
quits himself reasonably well in

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the sketch that we saw as the 
customs officer. 

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It'd be interesting to know what
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responsible for, whether he was 
enough of it, because it sounds 

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like he wrote for quite a lot of
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So he might have been sufficient
of a chameleon that he could 

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slot into any into the house 
style on any show and just 

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contribute or whether he 
actually brought a particular 

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thing. 
Spike obviously on screen 

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credits him with the boob gags. 
Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe

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He was like some of spikes 
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Antribus, even Larry, you know, 
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Which I think is is spikes 
Spikes. 

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I can't say that spikes spike 
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think it would be. 
For, you know, for a 

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professional comedy, right? 
It would be quite easy to do 

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because he does have all these 
preoccupations and he has the 

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the styles of word play of of 
taking the thing, the normal 

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thing that someone says and then
giving a different reply to 

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like, you know, they're pulling 
up outside. 

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What are they pulling up 
outside? 

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The aforementioned, You rang, 
No, you twit, that was the bell.

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Those sorts of just just picking
up on the those mundane things 

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and turning them into a joke. 
Yes, unfortunately I was unable 

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to find too much about his 
contribution. 

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As as such, there's not, there's
not a lot out there, really. 

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Even in the the Milligan 
biographies, he's kind of a 

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footnote more than anything. 
He seems to be from quite a 

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working class background as 
well, so it almost feels like Q 

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is is the working class version 
of Python or Python is the 

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middle class version of Q. 
I think no. 

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I'd say Q is lower middle class.
Would you say Yeah, it could? 

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Be I suppose, yeah. 
I don't really know. 

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Yeah, OK. 
Let's get on to TT is for talcum

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powder in the hair. 
We've already, we've already 

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mentioned these. 
You have the Reverend Franklin 

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with a few calming words. 
Librium. 

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Valium. 
And there's a funny pale. 

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Yes. 
It's. 

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A bad impression of Patrick 
Moore. 

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Not my words. 
That this is how Spike describes

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his own impression of. 
Patrick Moore as a bad 

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impression of Patrick. 
Moore. 

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Which leads nicely into. 
You and you stands for and I and

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I wanted to talk about this 
category and I didn't know what 

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else to call it really. 
I've just called it ugliness and

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squalor. 
And what I mean by that is the 

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the implication that everything 
is rather kind of grossy or 

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decaying or dusty or broken or 
distressed or shabby down at 

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heel, abject. 
I'm just reading from a 

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thesaurus now. 
Like like the like in the 

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Attebra sketch. 
This locations in the Attebra 

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sketch that wouldn't have looked
at a place in the bed sitting 

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room film. 
No, I think he's filming on bomb

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sites, isn't he, for some of it?
Yeah. 

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Definitely. 
So like he when he's he's 

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talking about the the stairs 
that they go up, he's standing 

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outside the house but still 
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the house because the whole 
front of the house is missing. 

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So it's it's actual either 
they've been pulled, they're in 

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the process of being pulled 
down, or he's on actual bomb 

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sites from 20 years earlier. 
Yeah, but. 

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It was math. 
Mathematics. 

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There's never any. 
There's there's never any. 

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Anything elegant in Q, is there?
No. 

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Cheap, tatty. 
Shabby. 

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Which probably spike in 20 years
time, then went on to go or BBC.

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It's all cheap and rubbish but 
actually I think he liked it 

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that way. 
I think that it's definitely 

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part of his aesthetic. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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I I had a sort of a broader 
thought about the 1970s, anyway.

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About how particularly watching 
this, I think more the 1970s in 

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Britain more than anything else,
because you and I are Columbo 

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fans. 
So 1970s in America just seems 

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like it doesn't seem that alien 
in the way that Britain in the 

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1970s seems quite alien to us 
where I don't know if I'll be 

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able to just to convey this 
sufficiently, but. 

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So if you look back to, say, the
1950s or 1960s, it seems like a 

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long time ago, but you kind of 
get it. 

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You kind of get what they're 
doing. 

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And the same with the 80s and 
90s, You kind of they dress a 

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bit weird and the music's a bit 
weird, but you kind of get what 

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they're doing. 
Then you're in Britain in the 

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1970s and they're listening to 
the Brotherhood of Man and these

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men with these all these weird 
mustaches and this, this the 

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wallpaper's going crazy and. 
It seems like a whole 7. 

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I suppose the the most 
archetypal thing is Abigail's 

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party, which is so 70s. 
It's almost like a parody of the

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70s, but it's not. 
It's actually the 70s, but it's.

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It. 
Feels alien. 

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It's like, I don't understand 
what these people are doing and 

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what their interests are and why
they're behaving like this. 

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So I don't, you know, it feels 
like it's, it's been totally 

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removed. 
Like you could go straight from 

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1969 to 1980. 
But there's this big alien clump

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in the middle of where 
everything went a bit wrong and 

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fest. 
It got septic and fest and went 

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to a win. 
Became a bit delirious. 1972 is 

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brown and orange. 
Yes, I think much of the 70s is 

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because like, if you watch 
something like we'll get, we're 

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getting a Beatles reference here
as well. 

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If you watch something like A 
Hard Day's Night and then watch 

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one of those really grimy sex 
comedies from. 10 years later. 

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Not, not, not that I would. 
No, I mean, one wouldn't. 

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Obviously not not not gentle 
like us, but it doesn't feel 10 

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years more modern. 
It feels just really dated and 

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strange, but doesn't really sit 
in the continuity of like 

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culture or or again, watching. 
I know there's some digital. 

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Cleaning up, having gone on, but
watching the Get Back TV series 

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of The Beatles TV series, you're
spending time with these people.

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They just, they could be 
yesterday. 

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Like the way they look and the 
way they behave and talk to each

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other and fashions generally 
feels very modern. 

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But if you look at like these 
weird people in there with their

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bizarre walrus mustaches and 
terrible hair and these horrible

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shirts, big ties they're wearing
and they're disgusting 

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wallpaper, and then. 
Weird. 

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All the weird racism and 
homophobia and stuff going on. 

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It's like, what? 
What? 

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And and and and the puddings. 
And the puddings 70s. 

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Yeah, 70s. 
Alien life forms. 

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And I think possibly because 
obviously you've got the the 

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swinging 60s when everything 
seemed optimistic and then kind 

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of a bit of a crash in the 70s 
when everything seemed less 

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optimistic. 
I think I wasn't. 

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I mean I was there for half of 
the 70s, but I don't remember 

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enough of it to really tell. 
But I think there's possibly 

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that that like I say, it's sort 
of the 70s is the 60s gone 

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septic? 
But possibly you've also got 

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because like I don't want to say
I'm not implying there was no 

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racism and homophobia and all 
the rest of it in the 60s. 

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There was, there was plenty. 
But I think the 50s and 60s, 

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certainly in Britain, was too 
polite generally to say it, you 

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know? 
Yeah, well cuz cuz late 60s into

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the 70s everyone was letting it 
all hang out, weren't they? 

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This is it, I think. 
I think the the late 60s, 

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probably about 6869 through to 
the 80s if we are well into the 

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80s, but that's when all the 
inhibitions lifted. 

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But they hadn't but it hadn't 
matured out of just being 

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horrible to people, being 
horrible to minorities and 

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marginalized groups and saying 
all these things and yeah, and 

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everything's just, I don't know,
everything's just a bit tobacco 

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stained as well like in the 60s 
everyone's smoking like a 

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chimney but it's like in the 70s
you've got the all all the tar 

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has seeped into the wallpaper 
from the whole previous decade 

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of smoking. 
So you were now in 1972 and it's

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everything's brown from tobacco 
smoke and everything. 

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That's. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, I don't. 
Well, the pervade I would say. 

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I would say the pervading aroma 
of 1972, like you say, is stale 

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fags and coffee breath. 
Yes, stale beer that's been. 

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Stamped in the carpet, Yeah, 
But. 

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But I mean, I think there's some
stuff in America that's, you 

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know, is similarly grossy and 
velded, but you watch like a 

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classic American thriller or 
stuff like Columbo, and it seems

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it doesn't seem quite as alien 
as some of the really shabby 

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British stuff contemporary to 
it. 

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Yeah, but you look at any 
American film set in New York, 

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temporary film, 70s New York. 
The streets are just, aren't 

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they? 
Certainly. 

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Yeah, certainly. 
Stuff like Taxi Driver or French

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Connection, which I watched not 
long ago. 

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Again, it's certainly horrible 
and grimy and grotty and gritty,

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but it doesn't feel like it 
feels like it knows it is or it 

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feels like I don't. 
It's difficult to describe. 

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Whereas I think the British 
stuff is kind of almost 

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wallowing in it in the way that 
like the American thrillers, 

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like Taxi drivers is commenting 
on it. 

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Whereas whereas something like 
Q, it's just having a great time

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wallowing in the filth. 
I mean, like I said, I don't, 

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I'm not, I'm not completely 
having a go at the 70s. 

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They they for mentioned good 
life Doesn't seem alien and 

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weird. 
That still seems fairly fresh 

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and a lot of the music and 
things from the early 70s 

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doesn't. 
It hasn't gone full brotherhood 

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of man quite yet, and I suppose 
America did also give us 

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Manhattan Transfer, which I 
think is quite close to being 

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the American nation brotherhood 
of man. 

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So they're not totally immune to
it, to that that sort of 

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combination of griminess and 
chintzy kitschy tweeners summed 

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up by. 
Yeah, but, but there was, there 

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was some great music in the 70s.
I mean, yeah, Gracie. 

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I mean a lot of my favorite 
albums with this. 

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I'm not. 
I'm not having to get. 

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The fully. 
I'm serious about super tram. 

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Actually, I love super tram. 
I like a bit super tram. 

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Yeah that love. 
My favorite. 

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My favorite. 
I'm a big sixties, 70s fan. 

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I I I do enjoy the yeah, it's 
not, it's not necessarily a 

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criticism of the 70s. 
I enjoy how how grossy it is. 

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A lot of the time I enjoy 
watching the stuff, listening to

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like the rock that came out of 
it. 

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Not necessarily tie a ribbon 
around the old oak tree, but a 

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lot of the actual good music I 
enjoy. 

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But I find it fascinating how it
does. 

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It seems like a little bit of a 
a detour between the 60s and the

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80s into this this weird kind of
soupy strange Abigail's party 

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universe. 
I think that's sort of yeah, 

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that's the best way to semitable
is kind of Abigail's party. 

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People listen to Demi Demis 
Russos, or how you pronounce it,

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whether it never quite sure 
whether. 

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It is Demis Russos. 
Demis Russos. 

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Demiss Russos, Yes, and with the
head of man and all that. 

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Kind of. 
I saw a photograph the other day

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of Demos Rusos in bed with a 
beautiful naked lady, of course,

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and for a split second I thought
it was Spud Gun from bottom. 

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Even the Spud Gun. 
I do. 

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Spud Gun and Hedgehog. 
Yeah, Hedgehog. 

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Dave, was it? 
Dave Hedgehog and Dave hedgehog 

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and Spud gun, Yeah. 
Anyway, you've been listening 

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to. 
The reflexes, Yes, I'm sorry to 

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any. 
I'm sorry to the 1970s. 

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It was more an appreciative rant
than anything. 

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I enjoyed it. 
I do quite enjoy it at a 

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distance. 
I love 70s films particularly, I

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love. 
It's my favorite decade for 

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films. 
I really don't like the 80s 

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particularly. 
I think my least favorite films 

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decade for films is the 90s. 
How is it really no 80s for me? 

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70s I love 70s films. 
Absolutely. 

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All the live long day any who 
let's crack on. 

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Sorry, I was off on one. 
I do apologize. 

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That's all right. 
It was an interesting 

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conversation. 
V is for Sorry about this very 

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catchy theme tune and other 
music. 

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Well, the theme tune. 
I love the theme tune. 

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Well, the theme tune. 
Did we decide? 

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I can't remember if we decided 
one way or the other that it's 

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George Martin playing the piano.
Didn't George Martin produce the

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Q theme? 
Yeah, he did. 

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I don't know it was an actual 
record. 

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Quite possibly, George. 
Of course, yeah, because it 

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would fit. 
Because he likes the jangly 

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piano. 
He did the jangly piano, and 

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tomorrow never knows. 
Yes, he did, and I think he 

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would. 
It's certainly within his skill 

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set and tastes to do that. 
And it's it's a very memorable 

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00:28:03,790 --> 00:28:06,150
theme tune. 
It does get slightly you have 

449
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:11,270
variations of it as as the Q 
series progresses into the 70s 

450
00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:16,270
and I've had a few guests who've
said that they would like that 

451
00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:19,350
played at their funeral. 
Yeah, I don't see why not. 

452
00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:23,550
It's it's like I love it just as
a standalone record outside of 

453
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:29,070
the I like the comic timing on 
the buzzes that because they 

454
00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:32,200
hesitate and it's like it's 
almost like grants of 

455
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:36,280
hesitation. 
It's like that always really 

456
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,640
just delights me. 
Top of my head I think Paul 

457
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,880
Abbott, former guest, has said 
he wants it as his funeral 

458
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,680
music. 
If not Paul, write in and tell 

459
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,320
me what you want played at your 
funeral instead. 

460
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,720
And Mark Thomas. 
When Mark Thomas was on, I think

461
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,600
he said he wanted it but no very
memorable. 

462
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,640
And then you have. 
One of the kind of jarring 

463
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,600
things as we get into the 70s Q 
series is the musical numbers 

464
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,200
with this strange looking man 
called Ed Welch. 

465
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,720
And I have a P please, Bob, do 
you know why I said that? 

466
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,280
Blockbusters. 
Yes, 

467
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:45,060
Ed Welch. 
I mostly know the name from the 

468
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:50,900
Blockbusters theme tune and 
Nightmare, the ITV kids game 

469
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:53,020
show involving Dungeons and 
Dragons. 

470
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,660
He did the theme tune for that 
as well. 

471
00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:59,910
Well, he he collaborated with 
Spike quite a bit. 

472
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:06,390
And funny enough, so we watched 
these five random shows, two of 

473
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:12,270
them, they sing the same song. 
Well, Ed sings solo. 

474
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,950
The first time, it's silly old 
baboon, which is Spike's poem 

475
00:30:14,990 --> 00:30:17,510
set to music. 
The second time you've got Spike

476
00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:21,270
sat with him and they're both 
both wearing these. 

477
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,910
Quite fetching. 
Apricot fruit salad design 

478
00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:27,550
dress. 
Yes, they're dressed 

479
00:30:27,550 --> 00:30:29,550
identically. 
They're both wearing the same 

480
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:34,390
floral shirt and beige slacks, 
which is very amusing. 

481
00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:37,470
The whole band, the whole band 
wearing the same thing was 

482
00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:38,790
supposed to be, but they 
certainly are. 

483
00:30:39,190 --> 00:30:43,750
Yes, Spikes holding an orange 
balloon as well. 

484
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,630
Can I say? 
I really, really, really, 

485
00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,630
really, really like the musical 
numbers. 

486
00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:53,700
Really. 
Yes, I think they're just 

487
00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:55,700
delightful. 
Okay. 

488
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,900
They do feel like a completely 
different program. 

489
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,260
I'll give you that. 
Okay. 

490
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:03,940
It suddenly becomes a children's
program because it becomes very 

491
00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:07,300
gentle. 
Yeah, Spike becomes very gentle.

492
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,500
He's not this slightly 
nightmarish out of control, 

493
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:16,760
gaining whirling dervish of tics
and manic energy. 

494
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,760
He becomes very gentle. 
He says nice things about Ed and

495
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,840
he did laugh when he called. 
He called the band Ed's wife and

496
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,640
two children, even though two 
other middle-aged men. 

497
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,200
But Ed has a very gentle face 
and he has a very gentle 

498
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,850
demeanor about him and he makes 
Spike very gentle and he plays 

499
00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:42,570
his like the other. 
I forget the title of it, but 

500
00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:44,330
one of the other ones was this 
instrumental. 

501
00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:48,530
So would be Ed's own work, which
is this sort of slightly ragtime

502
00:31:48,530 --> 00:31:53,970
ish, quite 70s shuffle, really 
soothing and calming, and I 

503
00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:57,810
think it's this cute eight. 
He does a song called Eleanor, 

504
00:31:57,810 --> 00:32:01,370
which I think is that Spike or 
is this entirely Ed? 

505
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,920
I think that's Ed. 
I get the feeling that's Ed, 

506
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,240
Ed's daughter. 
So they put up these these 

507
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,440
pictures of a little baby. 
And he's this really sweet, 

508
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,920
touching song about this girl 
called Eleanor. 

509
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,040
He's gorgeous and it's 
completely, totally out of whack

510
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,200
with the rest of the program. 
But it's a breather, at least. 

511
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:29,160
And it's not like it's not like 
some shows where you you get 

512
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,270
quite a cheesy, that musical 
interlude and it is, you know 

513
00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:35,870
some cheesy 70s band or singer 
doing a thing. 

514
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:39,870
It's it's quite lovely and 
sincere at the same time. 

515
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:43,950
Yeah, makes it even odder. 
But I like the the oddness of 

516
00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:46,750
that, that it just becomes this 
completely other thing for three

517
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:49,430
minutes and you get this, this 
very nice looking man who 

518
00:32:49,430 --> 00:32:51,870
doesn't seem to age over the 
course of the the run of the 

519
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:54,430
series. 
He's still got his his identical

520
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:58,270
thinning blonde hair he he looks
quite like Tom Fogerty from 

521
00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:02,120
Cresent Clearwater Revival. 
That's quite a niche reference 

522
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,320
though I. 
Wouldn't I wouldn't know what he

523
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,800
looks like. 
I like some of those songs. 

524
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,720
And by the way, I definitely 
didn't Fast forward through any 

525
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,360
of these songs. 
Honestly, I think that might be 

526
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:18,160
my favorite bit. 
I mean, it's not. 

527
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,440
I mean, I haven't really heard 
any of his stuff outside of 

528
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,920
nightmare and blockbusters, but 
certainly in a live context, 

529
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,310
he's not the strongest, almost 
accurate singer, right? 

530
00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:32,710
And so the song sort of worked 
better when it was the two of 

531
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:36,350
them singing together. 
Yeah, yeah, I did watch that 

532
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:41,310
one. 
Yeah, but yeah, I really liked 

533
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:43,750
it. 
Oh, good, there we go. 

534
00:33:44,030 --> 00:33:47,590
So we are now at what are we up 
to? 

535
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,790
We've had VS from Oxford as 
well. 

536
00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:51,310
Sorry, I just thought I'd throw 
that. 

537
00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:54,470
Ed Welsh is an Oxford lad. 
Still around? 

538
00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:55,310
Still. 
Still. 

539
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:57,780
I don't know if he's still 
around Oxford. 

540
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,460
I I kind of. 
I looked up to see what he 

541
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:02,220
looked like now and wondered 
whether he might be a regular at

542
00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,060
my shop, but he didn't look 
familiar. 

543
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,540
Well, he looked a was ageless 
during the Q series. 

544
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:10,139
He probably still looks the same
now he he doesn't look old. 

545
00:34:10,139 --> 00:34:11,860
Yeah, he kind of has a beard 
and. 

546
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:18,340
Yeah, he doesn't look ancient. 
Okie doke, So W what do you 

547
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:22,540
think W stands for that we 
haven't discussed already? 

548
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,800
Possibly one of Milligan's 
biggest, if not the biggest 

549
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,800
preoccupation. 
His life, The war, of course it 

550
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,199
is. 
And there's quite a few bits and

551
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:42,719
pieces in the shows that we 
watched that war related or did 

552
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,400
we get any Hitler? 
I can't remember. 

553
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,679
That well we did right at the 
end I was a bit worried because 

554
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:51,960
we we because right up to Q9 we 
hadn't seen any Hitler but then 

555
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:57,160
Q9 the CREF sketch. 
Oh yes, Spikes doing his usual 

556
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,280
tramp with the the knotted rope 
and cap and that. 

557
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,200
But he's got like a Hitler 
mustache over his normal white 

558
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:08,720
mustache, little beard. 
But also a little later in that 

559
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,520
episode, you see Bob Todd as 
Hitler. 

560
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,280
Oh, yes. 
Yes, Yeah. 

561
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,680
I suppose if you've been through
World War Two, then it's gonna 

562
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,040
stick with you. 
It certainly does and and he'd 

563
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,000
had huge success of course with 
the but certainly by. 

564
00:35:23,510 --> 00:35:30,110
By the time of, you know, 
QQ6789, he'd he'd have huge 

565
00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:33,470
success with his first couple 
of, well, certainly first couple

566
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:38,430
of war memoirs. 
The war was, you know, fruitful 

567
00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:43,830
material for for gags. 
You got the Q5 custom sketch 

568
00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:50,030
with Neil Shand and Spike. 
Is this uncooperative airline 

569
00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:51,830
passenger refusing to open a 
suitcase? 

570
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,090
And he says it's got World War 
Two in it. 

571
00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:58,570
That's quite a goon show idea, 
is there's a few things that are

572
00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:00,450
quite good. 
I mean, there's there's at least

573
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,170
one thing that was actually from
a goon show, the sketch where 

574
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:06,650
somebody has to drink a lake. 
Yes, but where did you get that 

575
00:36:06,650 --> 00:36:08,890
idea from? 
Yes, indeed, that was probably 

576
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:11,810
the worst sketch. 
Not for that reason, the one 

577
00:36:11,810 --> 00:36:14,650
with the Welsh. 
Yeah, it was the Welsh 

578
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:17,050
Liberation Army. 
Whatever that's right, that was.

579
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:21,210
That was the least. 
That was the Free Welsh Army. 

580
00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:24,860
Yes, that's right. 
Because I think it was relying 

581
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,660
too much. 
Sorry, I've slightly, I've 

582
00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:28,820
slightly diverted. 
I think it was relying too much 

583
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:32,900
just on Wells people. 
So funny accent and they have 

584
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:38,700
leaks and that's the entire joke
for five or six minutes. 

585
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,340
And then throw racist stuff as 
well. 

586
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,940
Yeah, they threw leaks violently
at Spike. 

587
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:47,500
Milligan never lands that 
sketch. 

588
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,380
That's just, that's a pain. 
That's painful, that one. 

589
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:52,850
Yeah, yeah. 
Back to the war? 

590
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,650
Yeah, sorry. 
Bermuda Triangle sketch, when 

591
00:36:57,370 --> 00:37:01,290
Spike and Rita Webb are on an 
airplane To Bermuda, you have 

592
00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,370
John. 
I think John Bluth was a U boat 

593
00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:08,130
commander. 
Hey, Tommy Atkins. 

594
00:37:08,610 --> 00:37:10,490
Tommy Atkins. 
Tommy Atkins. 

595
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,840
Why you have to go so far from 
England for your disasters, 

596
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,400
where you see we didn't get the 
sun with our disasters. 

597
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,720
When you pull them out, they're 
all white and pasty. 

598
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,160
But overseas, that my brother 
Lord brought them here. 

599
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,240
He was run over by a tram in 
Argentina and when they dragged 

600
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,480
him out, he was lovely and 
brown, beautiful brown, kind of 

601
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,720
lovely. 
All except when the wheels went,

602
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,360
of course. 
Yes. 

603
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:40,270
You don't grab me Argentina. 
The truth is, what are the TV 

604
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:42,230
show? 
Get you a smile, a song and a 

605
00:37:42,230 --> 00:37:47,110
load of crappy jokes. 
But look here. 

606
00:37:47,630 --> 00:37:50,230
You have better disasters in 
England. 

607
00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:52,510
Like what? 
Leyland's. 

608
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:56,670
Leyland's right. 
Do you drive one? 

609
00:37:57,270 --> 00:37:59,030
When they make one, I'll drive 
one. 

610
00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:08,350
But I mean overall again, in the
episodes that we watched, maybe 

611
00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:14,070
not that representative of the 
share weight of war references 

612
00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:18,830
in the Q series yet. 
The naffy sketch, of course. 

613
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:23,670
I suppose it felt less wary than
the Goon Show. 

614
00:38:24,110 --> 00:38:27,350
Oh yes, indeed. 
Yeah, probably with good reason,

615
00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:29,070
cuz that's 20 years closer to 
the war. 

616
00:38:30,910 --> 00:38:32,510
Yeah, but. 
But of course, as, as we always 

617
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:38,070
say, you know, Spike wasted no 
opportunity to dress up as 

618
00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:41,710
Hitler whenever possible. 
We just didn't really see it in 

619
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:48,950
the shows that we watched. 
So, X, this is really leading on

620
00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:49,430
this. 
Sorry. 

621
00:38:49,710 --> 00:38:56,690
X stands for extremely Troubling
racial depictions, and there 

622
00:38:56,690 --> 00:38:59,890
certainly are plenty of those. 
Yes. 

623
00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:03,650
So not just that, I mean also 
racist language. 

624
00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:07,330
Yeah, there's not. 
There's not the worst word, 

625
00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:08,690
let's face it. 
But there's a lot of the word 

626
00:39:08,690 --> 00:39:11,170
beginning with W that he throws 
around with abandon. 

627
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:15,130
Yeah, lots of black faces. 
We've really alluded to Bob Todd

628
00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:18,120
as the vicar. 
John Bluthal When you pause the 

629
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:24,200
Tell When you pause the the DVD.
Keith Smith as well as Black. 

630
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,600
Yeah, they all have a go, don't 
they? 

631
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,360
Pretty. 
Much they do. 

632
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,200
You've got the Arabs buying up 
London, as we said earlier, of 

633
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,920
the the get that cabaret, you 
know, the Jehovah's Witness 

634
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,440
sketch. 
And then there's the cabaret 

635
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,240
with Grotty thing. 
The Chinese magician. 

636
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,600
Oh, yes. 
And he's in this box with the 

637
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,680
knives going in and Juliet Brett
banging them in. 

638
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,120
And then he comes out, Spike 
comes out, and he's got this 

639
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,680
sort of Fu Manchu whiskers. 
And it does. 

640
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:58,680
This terrible, terrible Chinese 
accent. 

641
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:04,360
And awful. 
There's also the Guardsman 

642
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,360
sketch. 
There's the overenthusiastic 

643
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,910
Japanese tourist. 
Yes. 

644
00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:11,870
Well, that's always been a 
that's that's always, I mean 

645
00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:14,670
this this thing about Japanese 
tourists photographing 

646
00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:17,750
everything that I didn't realize
it sort of went right back to 

647
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:21,510
the This is 1980 Q 9. 
Isn't that true? 

648
00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,510
Yeah, it was a comedy staple in 
the 80s at least. 

649
00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:28,390
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
There's frequent use of the W 

650
00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:33,430
word to the extent that it kind 
of it was just it kind of lost 

651
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:37,310
its because he applied that word
to any. 

652
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:41,110
Minority, Ethnic minority, if 
you know what I mean. 

653
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:43,710
Or or race. 
It didn't. 

654
00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:46,670
It wasn't just one race. 
It was just any anyone who 

655
00:40:46,670 --> 00:40:50,270
wasn't, you know, British more 
or less. 

656
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:57,670
Yes, he is. 
And I think, I mean none of it, 

657
00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:02,630
I think was out and out 
malicious in the way that a lot 

658
00:41:02,630 --> 00:41:06,470
of comedy of that era was. 
It's it's entirely just silly. 

659
00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:10,970
Which is not to excuse it. 
And I think like often the 

660
00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:17,370
excuse will be made for people 
like Spike that he's a he's an 

661
00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:20,210
equal opportunities offender. 
That he will offend everyone 

662
00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:23,570
equally. 
Which is fine, except I think 

663
00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:27,650
that argument doesn't quite hold
up because it's not a level 

664
00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:32,210
playing field, particularly in 
the 70s when, you know, 

665
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:35,920
offending a stodgy white husband
who's a bit under the thumb is 

666
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,200
quite different from making 
jokes about ethnic minorities in

667
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,560
the kind of atmosphere you had 
in the 70s. 

668
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:51,480
So yes, most of the portrayals 
weren't very sympathetic. 

669
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,680
They were just very, very 
pantomime. 

670
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:58,280
But but yeah, I really didn't 
really didn't travel well down 

671
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,420
the years. 
You know, we're not, we're not 

672
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:04,340
clutching our pearls here, and 
we're not trying to be too 

673
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,260
precious about these things. 
And you know it. 

674
00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:11,380
I always say this as well. 40 
years ago, if I'd watched, when 

675
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:15,660
I was watching the Best of Q 
video or not, 40 years ago, 35 

676
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:19,380
years ago, 30 years ago, a lot 
of these things kind of went 

677
00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:23,100
over my head or didn't. 
They didn't make me cringe 

678
00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:26,820
because it was kind of 
commonplace then. 

679
00:42:28,570 --> 00:42:31,370
The world has changed for the 
better in many ways and for the 

680
00:42:31,370 --> 00:42:34,890
worst in other ways. 
But the world has changed and it

681
00:42:34,890 --> 00:42:39,290
is, is really uncomfortable. 
It's absolutely a product of its

682
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:41,250
time, isn't it? 
And it's all those things that 

683
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:45,490
like, I can watch it because 
it's a product of its time. 

684
00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:48,610
If this was somewhat, if this 
was a YouTube video being made 

685
00:42:48,610 --> 00:42:51,690
by someone, now you wouldn't 
watch it because it's like, this

686
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:53,010
is appalling. 
Yeah. 

687
00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:56,490
But because this was, you know, 
a TV show made, and I'm not 

688
00:42:56,490 --> 00:43:00,670
saying to, I say to my housemate
Hillary, cuz she came and 

689
00:43:00,670 --> 00:43:03,710
watched the Michael Parkinson 
sketch with me. 

690
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:10,430
And I said to it cuz that yeah, 
it's so much racist stuff in 

691
00:43:10,430 --> 00:43:12,350
that, but it's certainly very 
high camp. 

692
00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:18,870
And I was saying this stuff went
out on prime time or slightly 

693
00:43:19,650 --> 00:43:22,330
later than prime time, just 
mainstream British TV. 

694
00:43:22,330 --> 00:43:24,850
This isn't like some weird cable
show or anything like that. 

695
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:28,130
This is just this is broadcast 
to the masses. 

696
00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:36,170
So it's it's TV of its time and 
I think if you watch it knowing 

697
00:43:36,170 --> 00:43:41,410
it's of its time and and it's 
very easy for me to say as a as 

698
00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,930
the most vanilla possible 
straight white bloke. 

699
00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:48,580
So it's not really up for me to 
it's up to me to say either way.

700
00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:52,060
But certainly from my 
perspective I can watch it find 

701
00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:55,740
knowing it's a product of its 
time and I can cringe. 

702
00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:58,260
But it's I'm not going to throw 
the DVD in the bin or anything 

703
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,580
like that. 
But which. 

704
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:03,580
Which is not to say that other 
people shouldn't find it 

705
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:06,740
horrifying because it's that's 
not my not my place to say. 

706
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:10,540
But it's interesting to get 
Hillary's reaction. 

707
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:12,220
I hope she doesn't mind me 
talking about her on the 

708
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,980
podcast. 
She may well listen. 

709
00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:16,260
Hello, if you're listening. 
Hello Hillary. 

710
00:44:17,410 --> 00:44:22,970
But her reaction was that apart 
from the racism and homophobia, 

711
00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:27,130
it actually seemed like quite a 
lot of bad modern comedy. 

712
00:44:28,090 --> 00:44:30,970
I didn't. 
Neither of us could quite work 

713
00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:34,610
out what she was referring to, 
right? 

714
00:44:34,850 --> 00:44:38,690
But but she didn't seem. 
She wasn't, like, horrified by 

715
00:44:38,690 --> 00:44:42,810
it or anything like that. 
It's just like this is old TV 

716
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,000
rather than like this is the 
most appalling thing I've ever 

717
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,040
seen and should be destroyed. 
It is. 

718
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,720
Yes, it was just like this is 
old TV and we don't do it now, 

719
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,760
but. 
It's. 

720
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,520
It's. 
Of, it's. 

721
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,560
Of it's time, yeah. 
It's of, but it's of historical 

722
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,720
interest. 
That's it. 

723
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,200
Yeah. 
It's, yeah. 

724
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,640
Yeah, I think it's slightly over
this idea that like younger 

725
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,940
people now, because Hillary's in
her early 30s, younger people 

726
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:15,860
now are just so woke about 
everything that they want to 

727
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:19,300
destroy anything that doesn't 
conform to modern sensibilities.

728
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:22,020
I think that's mainly 
reactionary nonsense. 

729
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:28,100
I think most people can, you 
know, adapt their perspective 

730
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:32,340
knowing that, yeah, this is from
30-40 years ago, 50 years ago, 

731
00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:35,460
and this is the way they did 
things then, and we don't do it 

732
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:38,380
now. 
But you know, and and I think 

733
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:41,790
it's also fine to criticize 
something that was made 40 years

734
00:45:41,790 --> 00:45:44,070
ago, as we have been doing 
mercilessly. 

735
00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:46,910
Yeah, well, it's also you can do
both at the same time. 

736
00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:49,750
You can criticize something and 
also understand the ditch from a

737
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:52,430
long time ago. 
What's that? 

738
00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:58,070
What's that line? 
And the go between the past as a

739
00:45:58,070 --> 00:46:02,630
foreign country, yes. 
Yeah, certainly the 70s. 

740
00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,190
OK. 
All right. 

741
00:46:06,350 --> 00:46:07,350
Well, I think we've covered 
that. 

742
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:10,270
Okay. 
So we're up to Y. 

743
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:12,390
We're getting getting close to 
the end, folks. 

744
00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:18,990
Y is for young ones, not the 
9:00 o'clock News and an altered

745
00:46:18,990 --> 00:46:26,190
comedy landscape. 
By the time Q9 began in 1980, 

746
00:46:26,830 --> 00:46:30,310
the comedy landscape was 
significantly different from 

747
00:46:30,310 --> 00:46:35,390
when Q5 had begun in 69. 
Not the 9:00 O'clock News was 

748
00:46:35,390 --> 00:46:41,080
huge, and its second series had.
Just ended the month before and 

749
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,120
the young ones began the month 
after. 

750
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,240
There's a lot of it about 
finished in 1982. 

751
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,520
Yeah. 
So when Q began it was you know 

752
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,920
incredibly fresh, innovative 
groundbreaking and pre Python. 

753
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,280
And I guess it's fair to say by 
the time it finished, if you if 

754
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,320
you class particularly, there's 
a lot of it about as the end of 

755
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,350
Q. 
It was creaky. 

756
00:47:06,350 --> 00:47:09,390
There was occasional flashes of 
brilliance, but it was still 

757
00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:12,310
leaning heavily on on, as we 
said, outdated racial 

758
00:47:12,310 --> 00:47:17,310
stereotypes and birds with big 
Bristols, I suppose. 

759
00:47:17,950 --> 00:47:19,430
Yeah, which seemed to have 
happened. 

760
00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:22,190
Obviously the most famous 
example is Benny Hill, where 

761
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:25,830
I've never seen any of the Benny
Hill, the 60s Benny Hill, but I 

762
00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:27,710
hear that's. 
Freaking some of it, yeah. 

763
00:47:27,710 --> 00:47:30,790
I hear it's very innovative, 
innovative. 

764
00:47:30,950 --> 00:47:34,110
That's not what I can say very 
easily, but certainly the Benny 

765
00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:37,150
Hill I remember is just ladies 
boobs. 

766
00:47:37,150 --> 00:47:41,030
They're hilarious. 
That's about it. 

767
00:47:41,510 --> 00:47:42,950
Which you just can't get your 
head browned. 

768
00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:45,150
It doesn't make sense to me. 
I don't understand it. 

769
00:47:48,270 --> 00:47:49,590
Yeah. 
So it seemed to happen a lot to 

770
00:47:49,590 --> 00:47:53,510
a lot of people in that era that
they seemed to lose their ideas 

771
00:47:53,510 --> 00:47:56,470
and just fall back on the stock 
nonsense. 

772
00:47:57,550 --> 00:48:01,190
Well, they must have looked 
aghast to some degree at not 

773
00:48:01,190 --> 00:48:02,830
the, I think not the 9:00 
o'clock news. 

774
00:48:03,820 --> 00:48:10,500
Certainly was huge breath of 
fresh air for British comedy at 

775
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:14,380
that time because it also, you 
know, Mel Smith I know was quite

776
00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:20,020
instrumental in initiating the 
kind of naturalistic style of 

777
00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:23,780
acting in a lot of the sketches.
I think this is something I 

778
00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:27,060
heard Joe Morris talk about. 
All right. 

779
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:31,060
Mel Smith in particular. 
Yeah, it's a very naturalistic 

780
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:35,420
style and it's less, yeah, 
Python review style projecting 

781
00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:37,220
to the back row. 
Yes. 

782
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:41,300
Yeah. 
And so by by the time, yes. 

783
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:45,340
So not, not that I can never say
that not the 9:00 o'clock news. 

784
00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:48,820
I think the first well, the 
pilot was a bit of a disaster. 

785
00:48:48,820 --> 00:48:54,100
The first series with Chris 
Langan was Okay was fairly well 

786
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:57,420
received. 
But then they they got rid of 

787
00:48:57,420 --> 00:49:02,420
Chris and Griff stepped up into 
sort of the the, the 4th. 

788
00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:05,870
Permanent cast member role and 
for Series 2. 

789
00:49:05,870 --> 00:49:08,110
And that was a huge hit and 
there was all those sort of 

790
00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:13,990
spinoff Lps and books and they 
were almost like rock stars at 

791
00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:17,550
their height. 
And all the while while the, you

792
00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:20,270
know, while while this is 
happening, you've got Spike 

793
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:24,750
bringing out Q9 and just 
ploughing the same Farrow as he 

794
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:28,750
had, you know, for the last five
or six years. 

795
00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:35,420
I think if you watch something 
like the Young Ones next to the 

796
00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:38,780
later Q series, not necessarily 
there's a lot of it about, but 

797
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,140
they have quite a similar 
energy. 

798
00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:44,180
There's a similar kind of grubby
chaos, really sort of frenetic, 

799
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:48,580
frantic energy to them. 
And if anything the Young Ones 

800
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:56,130
is the more sort of it's more 
violent and more angry and 

801
00:49:56,370 --> 00:49:58,970
there's more abuse being ladled 
onto people in the young ones. 

802
00:49:58,970 --> 00:50:03,970
But it has a has with with the 
the the benefit of distance, 

803
00:50:03,970 --> 00:50:09,210
where like TV production look 
and aesthetic of kind of 

804
00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:14,850
Constantine it up so that Q and 
the young ones look quite like 

805
00:50:14,850 --> 00:50:18,250
just just aesthetically look 
like each other compared to the 

806
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:21,930
TV we have now and energy they 
have a similar energy to them 

807
00:50:21,930 --> 00:50:26,360
and they're similarly chaotic 
and grimy even if politically 

808
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,000
they're coming in from quite 
different angles. 

809
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,560
But I think if Spike had not 
been so cranky, he could have 

810
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,360
enjoyed some of those shows. 
Oh, we hated the young ones. 

811
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,560
Yes. 
Yeah. 

812
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,440
And I think that's just him 
feeling like he's being edged 

813
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,680
out. 
Yeah, definitely, yes. 

814
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:48,200
So Adam, we have almost reached 
the end of this mammoth A-Z of 

815
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:53,400
the Q, but we still have Zed to 
go. 

816
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,520
So what could Zed be, do you 
think? 

817
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,120
Well, I wonder if it's anything 
to do with the zoos. 

818
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,680
It is Zed is for the zoo sketch,
which is the elephant in the 

819
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,280
room. 
Quite literal. 

820
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:13,600
Quite literally in the room, 
because it's a sketch we haven't

821
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:18,600
mentioned at all so far, but it 
would be of particular interest 

822
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,840
to listeners of this podcast 
because. 

823
00:51:21,710 --> 00:51:24,230
It is a sketch that features a 
guest artiste. 

824
00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:27,150
Although you don't see him, do 
you voice over only because he's

825
00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:29,230
inside the elephant? 
Yes. 

826
00:51:29,230 --> 00:51:33,470
So just to set the same, it's 
from Q5, so it's 69 and you have

827
00:51:33,470 --> 00:51:37,110
Spike who plays Alfie, who's a 
zookeeper, purely so the police 

828
00:51:37,710 --> 00:51:40,350
purely so the policeman can say 
what's it all about, Alfie? 

829
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:47,350
Yeah. 
And Alfie, is he, is he dusting 

830
00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:48,630
the elephant? 
He is dusting. 

831
00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:50,830
It's a real elephant. 
It's a real elephant as well. 

832
00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:59,410
And then you hear, you hear 
Harry seek him who's inside the 

833
00:51:59,410 --> 00:52:01,610
elephant and he's he's asking 
for help. 

834
00:52:01,930 --> 00:52:05,050
This is the this is the place. 
What's it all about, Alfie? 

835
00:52:05,450 --> 00:52:08,010
Well, it's got in here without 
paying. 

836
00:52:08,450 --> 00:52:11,290
Oh, where is he? 
He's inside the elephant. 

837
00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:15,050
Would you mind repeating that, 
Sir? 

838
00:52:15,530 --> 00:52:16,570
Yeah, there's a black got in 
here. 

839
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:20,090
Got in here with that paying. 
Where is he, Sir? 

840
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,520
He's in charge. 
The in charge. 

841
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:34,280
The elephant. 
What's this? 

842
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,160
Boarding. 
I have reason to believe you're 

843
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,440
drunk. 
In charge of an elephant. 

844
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,240
Oh, I apologize, elf. 
You're not in drunk in charge of

845
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,920
an elephant. 
Are you back yet? 

846
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,520
You're a teamer. 
You're black in charge. 

847
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,200
The elephant. 
I say hello. 

848
00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:52,460
Listen. 
Yes, listen, we've got a copper 

849
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:54,500
out here, so you watch it in 
there, mate. 

850
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:56,060
What you want to go and do that 
for? 

851
00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:58,940
Excuse me, Sir. 
It's a please, constable Here. 

852
00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:01,780
I have reason to believe that 
you've got in here without pain.

853
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:03,260
I just like a few particular, 
Sir. 

854
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,740
Look, all I want is this. 
Will somebody phone up foot of 

855
00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:09,980
the Masons and tell them to 
collect my lawnmower as the axle

856
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:14,820
is out of alignment. 
Can I have your name please, 

857
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:16,340
Sir? 
I'm not going to give it to you.

858
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:18,940
Listen, don't miss it. 
Andrew. 

859
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:21,580
One of our best elephant. 
I can't hear you. 

860
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:30,940
I think he's within the loyal. 
I just. 

861
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:32,900
I better go and get a search. 
Warren. 

862
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,940
Delsy. 
All right, then. 

863
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:37,700
I'll keep the eye on him. 
You're for it now, mate. 

864
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:42,260
And and we have, you know, we 
have a few of these sort of 

865
00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:45,380
scenes with the elephant and 
Harry Seeker inside. 

866
00:53:45,850 --> 00:53:49,530
The elephant We get the police. 
Police again at one point 

867
00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:53,930
surrounding the elephant because
somehow or other Harry seeking 

868
00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:56,330
was holding Elfie the zookeeper 
inside the elephant as is 

869
00:53:56,330 --> 00:53:58,050
hostage. 
Elfie. 

870
00:53:58,770 --> 00:54:01,290
And where I Elfie. 
I mean the elephant. 

871
00:54:01,570 --> 00:54:04,290
He's holding me. 
Don't you come here. 

872
00:54:04,330 --> 00:54:05,890
Here, Papa, or I let him have 
it. 

873
00:54:06,370 --> 00:54:07,690
Have what? 
Never mind what. 

874
00:54:08,130 --> 00:54:11,410
But there's a lot of it about. 
But don't go away. 

875
00:54:11,410 --> 00:54:13,530
I'll feed up here in a minute 
and hurry up. 

876
00:54:13,610 --> 00:54:19,070
My hurry. 
And the police say we've got, 

877
00:54:19,350 --> 00:54:26,350
we've got every exit covered. 
It's so intriguing. 

878
00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:31,310
I mean, just one that, you know,
did Spike just phone, hurry up 

879
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:35,790
and say, you know if you got an 
hour to come and record some 

880
00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:38,990
lines, he wasn't available but 
just decided, you know, he 

881
00:54:39,190 --> 00:54:41,270
wasn't physically available, so 
just jumped into? 

882
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:44,020
Booth somewhere And maybe, yeah.
Called it the Sketch. 

883
00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:48,220
Maybe, yeah. 
Yeah, but it's the thing I found

884
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:50,420
all this about. 
It is that I hadn't heard about 

885
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,260
it. 
Like I thought. 

886
00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:54,620
I would have heard that Harry 
Secombe was in a Spike Milligan 

887
00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:55,900
sketch. 
In an elephant. 

888
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:59,180
Yeah, inside an elephant. 
Well, funny enough cuz there's 

889
00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:05,020
an earlier existing Q5 episode, 
just a black and white Tele 

890
00:55:05,020 --> 00:55:08,380
recording, which is on the DVD 
where Harry Secombe is 

891
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:10,180
referenced. 
There's a courtroom scene. 

892
00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:16,070
I didn't watch it to refresh my 
memory, but it's something to do

893
00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:18,590
with Harry seekum and liquid 
from memory. 

894
00:55:21,790 --> 00:55:28,430
So seekum was a recurring motif 
in Q5 certainly. 

895
00:55:28,430 --> 00:55:34,110
Yeah, it's quite nice to have 
that bit of continuity, isn't 

896
00:55:34,110 --> 00:55:35,070
it? 
A bit of a callback. 

897
00:55:35,710 --> 00:55:37,910
Bit of a callback to the games, 
and Speaking of the goons, I 

898
00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:40,870
mean you've already mentioned 
the drinking the late to empty 

899
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:45,430
it. 
Bit which obviously harks back 

900
00:55:45,430 --> 00:55:51,190
to the treasure in the lake you 
do get, despite doing the echo's

901
00:55:51,190 --> 00:55:55,830
voice a few times and and also 
the CD plates that the Arabs are

902
00:55:56,830 --> 00:56:02,430
using on the dustbins to escape 
prosecution obviously. 

903
00:56:02,430 --> 00:56:06,390
Maybe think of the goon show the
case of the missing CD plates. 

904
00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:11,670
So there we are. 
So yeah, I I just thought, you 

905
00:56:11,670 --> 00:56:16,350
know, Zed to to round off this 
this list. 

906
00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:19,030
Zed for the zoo sketch. 
I thought it was nice to round 

907
00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:21,350
it off with Harry. 
Speaking of the goon, I'm sorry,

908
00:56:21,350 --> 00:56:22,950
I'm going to drag it out 
slightly. 

909
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,950
Speaking of the goons, I just 
wanted to sort of have one. 

910
00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:29,110
I had one thought while I was 
watching it about the goons. 

911
00:56:29,110 --> 00:56:34,510
It's just how differently spiked
humor works visually than it 

912
00:56:34,510 --> 00:56:41,970
does on the radio to me. 
And obviously a radio thing will

913
00:56:42,170 --> 00:56:45,530
work differently in each 
individual person's imagination.

914
00:56:46,050 --> 00:56:49,250
But to me, when I listen to the 
goons, despite the fact that 

915
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:52,610
it's chaotic and they talk about
bits of string and shabbiness 

916
00:56:52,610 --> 00:56:55,890
and people's knees fraying and 
all that kind of stuff, to me 

917
00:56:55,890 --> 00:56:58,650
it's quite a glossy thing. 
And it's in. 

918
00:56:59,090 --> 00:57:01,890
In my mind's eye, it's in this 
sort of nice, glossy black and 

919
00:57:01,890 --> 00:57:04,830
white that's quite high budget. 
Yeah, because they have all 

920
00:57:04,830 --> 00:57:06,390
these big. 
Yeah, there's these big. 

921
00:57:06,390 --> 00:57:10,630
Things high concept ideas. 
So like for example the, you 

922
00:57:10,670 --> 00:57:15,150
know, drinking the lake through 
a hose when you actually see it 

923
00:57:15,150 --> 00:57:18,470
in queue, it's a really ordinary
looking lake and a really 

924
00:57:18,470 --> 00:57:22,870
ordinary looking garden hose. 
Yeah, but you see, but the whole

925
00:57:22,870 --> 00:57:25,670
thing is much cleaner and 
glossier in my imagination when 

926
00:57:25,670 --> 00:57:27,470
it's on the Goon Show and. 
Yes, I know what you mean 

927
00:57:27,470 --> 00:57:29,670
exactly. 
And I think bigger, bigger 

928
00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:31,710
budget. 
Much bigger budget. 

929
00:57:31,710 --> 00:57:35,900
Yeah. 
So it's so I like the griminess,

930
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:39,020
but it also it's less charming 
somehow. 

931
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:45,620
I like how cozy and clean and 
glossy The Goon Show is by 

932
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,620
comparison. 
Possibly the jazz music also 

933
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:52,180
adds that layer of glossiness to
it and and good old Railington 

934
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:55,700
and his crooner voice that feel 
to it. 

935
00:57:55,700 --> 00:58:00,020
But it's yeah, it's it's very 
differently spikes humor in 

936
00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:03,590
audio than it does in visual. 
It does. 

937
00:58:03,590 --> 00:58:07,830
But he's also, he's accompanied 
by, well, he's accompanied by 

938
00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:11,830
two consummate professionals and
very, very good comic performers

939
00:58:11,830 --> 00:58:13,910
in sellers and seeking 
particularly sellers. 

940
00:58:15,550 --> 00:58:18,150
But then, yeah, yeah, but then 
you've got Blue Soul, you know, 

941
00:58:18,150 --> 00:58:19,230
That's it. 
Yeah, I think. 

942
00:58:19,270 --> 00:58:22,430
I think Sellers adds that adds a
layer of gloss as well, doesn't 

943
00:58:22,430 --> 00:58:24,670
he? 
Yes, not in everything he does. 

944
00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:27,310
He's done some grimy, grotty 
things himself later on, but. 

945
00:58:27,430 --> 00:58:31,670
Yeah, I know, but he really 
gives a terrible performance. 

946
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,780
Do you say like in like in The 
Muppets, for example, he would 

947
00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,500
say he's a glossy presence in 
that he's. 

948
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:42,460
Oh no, he's he's definitely, 
he's shabbing the place up a 

949
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:48,020
bit, but certainly in the goons 
he's he's adding a layer of of 

950
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:50,340
class to it. 
Yes, indeed. 

951
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:53,780
Yeah. 
OK, there's one. 

952
00:58:53,860 --> 00:59:00,020
There's one last Q spike Q thing
that I'm not gonna go into much 

953
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:02,220
detail about, but is completely 
unrelated. 

954
00:59:02,890 --> 00:59:07,210
But do you know the story of 
Spike interviewing Van Morrison 

955
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:10,610
for Q magazine in 1989? 
I've heard of it. 

956
00:59:10,850 --> 00:59:12,730
I haven't read it, but I've 
heard about it. 

957
00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:18,330
Yeah, cuz Van was Van who's 
known as Mr. Chuckle trousers in

958
00:59:18,330 --> 00:59:20,410
the industry. 
Yeah, I love the song. 

959
00:59:20,570 --> 00:59:22,980
Which one is it? 
The The what? 

960
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:24,860
Where the lyrics is. 
He's laughing in a running and 

961
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:26,620
skipping and joking, whatever it
is. 

962
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:29,820
Oh well, Brown Eyed Girl is it 
Brown Eyed Girl? 

963
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,140
Yeah, whatever the lyrics are. 
I'm laughing in the running and 

964
00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:35,980
the skipping and the joking. 
Like it's the very things you 

965
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,660
can't imagine Van Morrison 
doing. 

966
00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:42,580
Yes, So Van, I think Q magazine 
had been pushing Van for an 

967
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:44,780
interview and he said, well, 
I'll only interview give you an 

968
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:48,300
interview if I can choose the 
interviewer and I want Spike 

969
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:49,620
Milligan to do it. 
Wow. 

970
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,600
So they contacted Spike. 
He was living down in Rye and he

971
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:59,760
agreed and this was this was 89 
and so I think Paul Denoyer was 

972
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,080
with him with Van. 
They were in a car, they drove 

973
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,920
down to Rye and at one point the
car had to stop at a railway 

974
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,440
crossing as the barriers came 
down. 

975
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,720
And the barriers were down for 
ages because, you know, I don't 

976
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:19,400
know, freight train or whatever.
And Van got fed up waiting. 

977
01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:24,290
So we just got out the car and 
stormed up, stomped off up the 

978
01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:26,370
street in the opposite 
direction, right. 

979
01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,530
God knows where he thought he 
was going, but but then the 

980
01:00:29,530 --> 01:00:33,490
barriers opened and the car had 
no choice but to drive off and 

981
01:00:33,490 --> 01:00:35,650
cross over to the other side. 
And Van saw this. 

982
01:00:35,650 --> 01:00:38,330
He turned around, saw this and 
began making his way back. 

983
01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:41,810
And just just as he got about 10
feet away from the from the 

984
01:00:41,810 --> 01:00:45,890
line, the barriers came down 
again and he was stuck on the 

985
01:00:45,890 --> 01:00:48,860
other side. 
By the time he gets to 

986
01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:54,420
Milligan's, Van is in a is in a 
foul, filthy mood and Spike 

987
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:58,180
greets him wearing a long 
particularly long phallic shaped

988
01:00:58,180 --> 01:01:04,340
nose and like A and like an 
oversized hat and apparently 

989
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:07,380
this this didn't even make Van 
crack a smile. 

990
01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:09,580
You know, he was just, he was 
just in a shitty mood for the 

991
01:01:09,580 --> 01:01:13,540
whole, you know hour that he was
with Spike and at one point 

992
01:01:14,060 --> 01:01:17,770
Spike said to the Said to the 
photographer, he's a bit odd 

993
01:01:17,770 --> 01:01:20,970
isn't he? 
Which from Spike? 

994
01:01:22,810 --> 01:01:25,450
I kind of. 
I have no sympathy for either of

995
01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:31,810
them, frankly. 
I I relish just minor 

996
01:01:32,090 --> 01:01:35,290
misfortunes before Van Morrison 
anyway, just because it's funny.

997
01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:40,290
And also Spike ending up with 
interviewing someone who's 

998
01:01:40,290 --> 01:01:43,330
really grumpy and difficult. 
It's just feels like poetic 

999
01:01:43,330 --> 01:01:46,400
justice, doesn't it? 
In a way there's a story. 

1000
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,160
I heard this on the word podcast
many, many years ago. 

1001
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,600
Peter Gabriel had a some sort of
festival music festival 

1002
01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:00,120
somewhere in, I don't know, 
southwest of England, not quite 

1003
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:04,800
sure where, let's let's just say
sort of Somerset way and and 

1004
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:09,280
apparently Gabriel had a big 
mansion or sizable house in the 

1005
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,560
area. 
So after this festival was like 

1006
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,970
a two day festival, something 
loads of different acts and 

1007
01:02:15,170 --> 01:02:18,570
bands and musicians had 
appeared, including Van 

1008
01:02:18,570 --> 01:02:21,730
Morrison. 
And at the end of the festival, 

1009
01:02:21,850 --> 01:02:25,010
Peter Gabriel was throwing a big
party back at his back at his 

1010
01:02:25,010 --> 01:02:28,130
big house and everyone was 
invited including Van And Van 

1011
01:02:28,130 --> 01:02:30,050
said no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm
not coming. 

1012
01:02:30,210 --> 01:02:33,290
I'm going back to the hotel or 
whatever, you know, with his 

1013
01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:37,170
with his usual good grace and 
yes indeed. 

1014
01:02:37,730 --> 01:02:41,130
And anyway, so that they all get
back to Peter Gabriel's place 

1015
01:02:41,130 --> 01:02:44,870
and and and high jinks and chew 
and drinks and all the rest of 

1016
01:02:44,870 --> 01:02:45,910
it that you would expect. 
Okay. 

1017
01:02:46,510 --> 01:02:50,230
And anyway Van Morrison 
obviously after a couple of 

1018
01:02:50,230 --> 01:02:53,750
hours decided you know, no 
actually I wouldn't mind a free 

1019
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:57,990
sausage roll wouldn't you know 
bit of yeah, yeah. 

1020
01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:02,150
So he decided he would go to to 
this do. 

1021
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:05,710
So he turns up at Peter 
Gabriel's front door, knocks on 

1022
01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:09,790
the door, somebody opens it who 
doesn't know who Van Morrison 

1023
01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,680
is, and he turns around and 
shouts out. 

1024
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:21,320
Did anyone order a mini cab, 
Which I'm sure improved Van's 

1025
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,920
mood immeasurably? 
I want a whole book of anecdotes

1026
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,480
about Van Morrison being 
insulted and inconvenient. 

1027
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:34,240
Whenever I'm feeling low, I'll 
just dip into my book. 

1028
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,840
Well, the story I won't touch 
on, which everyone knows about 

1029
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:43,840
the sack full of mouth organs. 
About that, but yeah, I'll tell 

1030
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,880
you. 
Another time we've been going on

1031
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,920
a while, we have begun and and 
look, we, you know the last 

1032
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:53,680
thing before we wrap up, I would
just like to share some thoughts

1033
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:59,160
from Mark Lewis and no less 
because are you aware that Mark 

1034
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,600
Lewis and wrote a book that's 
very dear to my heart back in 

1035
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:07,880
the 90s, late 90s, which was 
the, was it the Radio Times 

1036
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,960
Guide to TV Comedy? 
You know, because I do know 

1037
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,160
about that. 
But yeah, I haven't read it but 

1038
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:17,000
I know it's a brilliant book. 
It's got everything in it. 

1039
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,560
You know pre pre Internet. 
It was invaluable for someone 

1040
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:25,840
like me, okay. 
But he he wrote about the Q 

1041
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,840
series Okay and I'd just like to
read you this this bit here 

1042
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,240
because I thought I just think 
it's it sort of sums up the 

1043
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,880
series quite well. 
Okay. 

1044
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:39,010
So he says, although their 
importance within the 

1045
01:04:39,010 --> 01:04:42,330
development of the genre is 
recognized, the queue shows did 

1046
01:04:42,330 --> 01:04:45,770
not enjoy the same posthumous 
reverence among fans and critics

1047
01:04:46,330 --> 01:04:48,650
that is reserved for Monty 
Python's Flying Circus. 

1048
01:04:49,370 --> 01:04:51,890
There are arguably 3 main 
reasons for this. 

1049
01:04:52,850 --> 01:04:57,330
Firstly, the queue shows were 
comedically less consistent with

1050
01:04:57,330 --> 01:05:01,050
moments of genius squeezed in 
between bouts of charmless corn.

1051
01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:05,290
This was probably because 
Milligan himself, with Shand, 

1052
01:05:05,850 --> 01:05:09,450
did the bulk of the writing, and
his own idiosyncratic flights of

1053
01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:13,170
fancy could be hit and miss, 
whereas the Pythons all wrote 

1054
01:05:13,650 --> 01:05:16,850
the members exercising a kind of
quality control mechanism over 

1055
01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:19,890
the other's writing, ensuring 
that flimsy material was 

1056
01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:23,290
rejected. 
Secondly, there's the question 

1057
01:05:23,290 --> 01:05:26,450
of taste. 
Milligan's rather oldfashioned 

1058
01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:31,970
shock value, usage of racial 
jokes and sexual situations were

1059
01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:35,410
acceptable in the climate of the
1970s, but don't age as well as 

1060
01:05:35,410 --> 01:05:39,530
the python's shock material, 
such as homosexual brigadiers 

1061
01:05:39,530 --> 01:05:43,530
and cannibal undertakers where 
authority figures bear the brunt

1062
01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:46,890
of the humor. 
And lastly, there is the 

1063
01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:50,970
construction of the programs. 
Whereas both Q and Python had 

1064
01:05:50,970 --> 01:05:54,650
almost limitless freedom to 
leave a sketch at any point and 

1065
01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:56,930
played with the reality of the 
show and the genre of 

1066
01:05:56,930 --> 01:06:00,310
television, Terry Gilliam's 
brilliant animations permitted 

1067
01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:04,430
Python to affect seamless 
transitions from one sketch to 

1068
01:06:04,430 --> 01:06:07,550
the next, which when coupled 
with the Python's faultless 

1069
01:06:07,550 --> 01:06:11,870
sense of program continuity, 
gave their shows a greater all 

1070
01:06:11,870 --> 01:06:14,510
round balance. 
That's true. 

1071
01:06:14,510 --> 01:06:18,710
That's very well said. 
It is very tempting to compare 

1072
01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:21,190
it to Python, and with good 
reason. 

1073
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,030
It's tempting to compare it to 
Python. 

1074
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:28,020
But I think if you compare Q to 
other sketch shows from the time

1075
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:33,980
and from the 80s, it stands up 
really well because a lot of 

1076
01:06:33,980 --> 01:06:35,620
sketch. 
So it's only ones I've seen. 

1077
01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:37,820
I haven't, I haven't seen all of
them. 

1078
01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:40,980
But the the sketch shows I 
watched quite recently Cannon 

1079
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:44,380
and Ball, which is a bit later 
and I have a lot of affection 

1080
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:48,020
for Cannon and Ball as as comics
and as like cultural figures, 

1081
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:52,100
pop culture figures, but the 
actual sketches themselves. 

1082
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:56,900
They they run with the most 
obvious idea. 

1083
01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:00,580
Often I lost the sketch, sketch 
and then the earlier ones, the 

1084
01:07:00,580 --> 01:07:04,740
70s ones, will tend to have the 
girls with big boobs and the, 

1085
01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:08,420
you know, the racist overtones 
and the homophobic language. 

1086
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:11,700
But they also won't have the 
level of invention or the level 

1087
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:17,140
of sheer frenetic pace and 
throwing as much at the wall as 

1088
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,140
possible. 
I think this is what. 

1089
01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:21,630
Spike is quite good at it's just
throwing everything at the wall 

1090
01:07:21,630 --> 01:07:23,910
and some of it will stick, some 
of it won't. 

1091
01:07:25,990 --> 01:07:30,190
I'd agree with that. 
And so I think it it's it's 

1092
01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:34,110
unfortunate for Cue that Python 
is the one that is the sketch 

1093
01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:38,030
show from that area that is best
remembered because it doesn't 

1094
01:07:38,670 --> 01:07:40,870
stack up. 
I think actually cute may be 

1095
01:07:41,230 --> 01:07:43,670
funnier, although it's that's 
possibly because I'm more 

1096
01:07:43,670 --> 01:07:46,750
familiar with Python, so I'm 
less likely to laugh at sketches

1097
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:47,870
that I'm familiar with. 
So. 

1098
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:54,680
But but it has better gags. 
But certainly if you compare it 

1099
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,560
to other sketch shows of that 
era, a lot of them are a lot 

1100
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:05,720
slower and a lot less dense and 
energetic and creative. 

1101
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,440
So I actually think it does 
stand up really well if you if 

1102
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,480
you look at it in that light, 
rather than necessarily only as 

1103
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,399
a, you know, the next the next 
nearest thing to Python. 

1104
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,740
The Radio Times call this show 
Q7. 

1105
01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:21,100
Aren't they clever? 
You know, recently the Guardian 

1106
01:08:21,420 --> 01:08:24,140
raised its price to 15 P and 
that took it out of the fish 

1107
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:26,060
shops and onto the smoked salmon
counter at Harrods. 

1108
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:29,340
Harrods. 
The new name is Harrods. 

1109
01:08:31,420 --> 01:08:33,779
Recently from The Guardian. 
They quoted the thing they said,

1110
01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:36,540
what's it Q7? 
Oddball comedy show. 

1111
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,779
Yes, folks, it's the oddball 
comedy show and you have to 

1112
01:08:39,779 --> 01:08:45,819
guess which one of us has it. 
We watched 5, just five episodes

1113
01:08:45,899 --> 01:08:51,220
for this and I would say half 
the time I was if not laughing 

1114
01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:55,500
out loud, I was chuckling. 
I think so. 

1115
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:58,540
I bought the DVD. 
Did you? 

1116
01:08:58,859 --> 01:09:00,380
Yes. 
And I'm going to watch the rest 

1117
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:03,020
of them. 
So it's not just gonna sit on 

1118
01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:05,500
the shelf from now. 
And I am actually at some point 

1119
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,420
gonna watch the rest of them. 
So I think that's a 

1120
01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:09,380
recommendation. 
There you go. 

1121
01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,580
Yeah, the DVD. 
How much did it cost you? 

1122
01:09:13,430 --> 01:09:17,510
It cost me £11.00 but I bought 
it at work so I had staff 

1123
01:09:17,510 --> 01:09:25,510
discount £11.00 though £11.00 
for 15 hours plus of content. 

1124
01:09:29,029 --> 01:09:32,109
All right. 
Well, Adam, it's been a mammoth 

1125
01:09:32,109 --> 01:09:34,029
it. 
Has, but it's been a lot of fun.

1126
01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:39,189
Thank you for it has been thank 
you very much and lot going on 

1127
01:09:39,189 --> 01:09:41,670
in your world. 
Do you want to give a little 

1128
01:09:41,670 --> 01:09:43,630
sort of hint as to what's coming
up? 

1129
01:09:44,870 --> 01:09:48,990
Yeah, so normally, and I say 
normally we haven't done one 

1130
01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:53,310
since March, but normally I do 
the Retrotube Archive TV podcast

1131
01:09:53,310 --> 01:09:57,150
with my best friend Heather, 
which is looking at TV from the 

1132
01:09:57,390 --> 01:10:00,030
60s, seventies, 80s, and we 
discuss it between us. 

1133
01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:02,550
So we pick one each. 
We have very different tastes. 

1134
01:10:02,550 --> 01:10:06,390
So Heather is very into glossy 
60s shows with Spies and. 

1135
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,560
Marionettes, Thunderbirds and 
that sort of thing. 

1136
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:13,960
Whereas I like the the weird, 
creepy, ontological, strange, 

1137
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,440
murky TV shows of the 70s and 
80s. 

1138
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,720
So. 
So we we have quite a good split

1139
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:23,600
and we introduce each other to 
our shows that we grew up with 

1140
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,800
and shows that we really like. 
So the last one we did was Moon 

1141
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:30,760
Dial, but we've done the 
Thunderbirds and Man in a 

1142
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,480
Suitcase, we've done the 
Adventure game and all sorts. 

1143
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:36,590
We've we've got quite a few. 
Episodes in the can now. 

1144
01:10:36,590 --> 01:10:39,310
So that's that's Retrotube. 
I'll repeat that. 

1145
01:10:39,470 --> 01:10:43,150
That's Retrotube. 
But I also have and this is an 

1146
01:10:43,150 --> 01:10:45,670
ineffective plug because it's 
not happening till May. 

1147
01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:49,870
It's bad timing on that front, 
but I'm I am having a novel 

1148
01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:53,150
published, actually properly 
published, and not just being 

1149
01:10:53,150 --> 01:10:55,670
photocopied by me and stuck 
together with seller tape 

1150
01:10:56,310 --> 01:10:59,030
published by an actual 
publisher. 

1151
01:10:59,390 --> 01:11:01,830
Brilliant. 
So hopefully we'll be in all 

1152
01:11:01,830 --> 01:11:04,830
good book shops. 
It will be called. 

1153
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:06,750
I don't know if I should say the
title. 

1154
01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:08,990
I wouldn't say the title, cuz 
I'd say the title how secretive 

1155
01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:13,030
it should be, but it's a keep an
air of mystery. 

1156
01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:19,550
Yeah, it's a literary, magical, 
realist folk Horror Story. 

1157
01:11:20,550 --> 01:11:23,030
Brilliant. 
That will hopefully will be on 

1158
01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:27,550
schedule coming out in May next 
year and not soon after. 

1159
01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:30,550
I'm sure that Netflix will 
option the rights to turn it 

1160
01:11:30,550 --> 01:11:32,190
into a. 
Series. 

1161
01:11:32,390 --> 01:11:35,260
They'd better and you will buy a
solid gold house. 

1162
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,500
Or a Netflix subscription so I 
can watch it. 

1163
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,580
Thank you. 
Thank you very much as always. 

1164
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:48,380
And don't be a stranger and come
back again sometime soon and 

1165
01:11:48,380 --> 01:11:50,740
talk about I'll. 
Come back in May. 

1166
01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:52,020
Come back in May. 
Just. 

1167
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:55,460
By coincidence, yes. 
And we'll be talking about 

1168
01:11:55,460 --> 01:12:01,580
magical realism, folk horror 
literature, and somehow 

1169
01:12:01,780 --> 01:12:04,030
shoehorning a goon connection 
into that. 

1170
01:12:04,550 --> 01:12:08,030
Exactly. 
Okay mate. 

1171
01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:12,670
Well, great to speak with you 
and thanks everyone for 

1172
01:12:12,670 --> 01:12:15,510
listening. 
Please check out the back 

1173
01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:17,510
catalog. 
There's a hundred and God knows 

1174
01:12:17,510 --> 01:12:22,870
how many now 120 plus I think 
shows in the archive and they're

1175
01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:25,870
all crackers. 
And please rate and review. 

1176
01:12:25,870 --> 01:12:32,040
What you're going to say then 
please write and review in Apple

1177
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:35,120
Podcasts and Spotify and all 
those places as well, because it

1178
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:38,360
really does help the show's 
profile. 

1179
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:42,000
And I will be back next week 
with a new guest. 

1180
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,280
Not sure what it will be yet, 
but I'm sure that it would be 

1181
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:51,600
better than this one. 
Any joking? 

1182
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:55,370
I think this one's been great. 
Cheerio. 

1183
01:12:55,730 --> 01:13:01,330
Cheerio, mile after mile. 
He galloped and started, but 

1184
01:13:01,330 --> 01:13:06,330
never once left the ground. 
You're running too slow, said 

1185
01:13:06,370 --> 01:13:09,850
the passing crow. 
Try reaching the speed of sun. 

1186
01:13:12,010 --> 01:13:18,170
Reaching the speed of sun. 
So we put on the spurt. 

1187
01:13:18,730 --> 01:13:22,370
By God, how it hurt. 
The souls of the speed caught on

1188
01:13:22,370 --> 01:13:25,170
fire. 
There were great plans to see 

1189
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:29,450
fancy race super strings, but he
still didn't get any. 

1190
01:13:29,890 --> 01:13:33,490
Higher, still didn't get any 
higher.

