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Eddie, now listen to this. 
You see that's what's happened 

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to Milligan, who don't want to 
end up like that. 

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Here is a preview of next winter
in Jimmy Grafton's attic. 

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The winds state rain and 
trousers are falling. 

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The monkeys are still doing it 
in the soup, and the snow lies 

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heavy on the slopes of Rachel 
Well. 

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The. 
Hello and welcome to goon pod 

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bringing sunshine and joy into 
your rather drab lives. 

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That went badly. 
What I meant, dearness, is that 

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you bring sunshine and joy into 
my rather drab life. 

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That's better. 
So thank you for joining me 

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again this week. 
Now we're getting very, very 

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close to Christmas and I invited
back to the show, friend of the 

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show, stalwart supporter of the 
show, Roger Stevenson. 

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So Roger, I asked you along 
today just just to have a bit 

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sort of shoot the breeze and 
have a bit of a chat about what 

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kind of gave me the idea of I 
think you you came up with the 

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idea initially was was ranking 
people within the goons orbit. 

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Yeah, I think that's it. 
It wasn't my idea originally. 

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It came from the Facebook page, 
but I think it was Duncan Gray 

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came up. 
Duncan Gray. 

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Of course he did to Duncan Gray.
But yes, I did compile a list. 

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But. 
The problem with lists is no one

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ever agrees with the list. 
In fact, when I finished it, I 

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didn't agree with it either. 
Well, I've been looking at mine.

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So we're both independently of 
each other, written out a list 

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of in an order of importance, 
people, people within the Goons 

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universe, if you like. 
Exactly. 

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And that can be that could be 
writers, that could be 

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producers, that could be 
musicians, that could be 

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performers, whatever. 
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I think you messaged me and said
you had a list of 12. 12 good 

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men and true yes. 
OK, because I've got a list of 

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in total 30, the, the, the, the 
bottom sort of the late 20s. 

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We are really getting into 
scraping the barrel. 

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But but I've, I've got a, I've 
got a loose list and and I, I 

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just like to talk through both 
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where we agree and where we, 
where we depart. 

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Yeah, sure are. 
We are. 

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We're going to take the goons as
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you know what I mean. 
It's up to you. 

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I think there's things to say 
about. 

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I think there's things to say 
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brief. 
OK, well should we do it in 

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rather than, you know, like a 
countdown? 

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Should we start from the top and
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Do you? 
Think, OK, yeah, fine. 

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OK, so, OK, well, I've, I've 
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Yes. 
So do you want to kick off with 

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your number one? 
Tell me what? 

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Yes, my number one is Jimmy 
Grafton. 

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Elsie, you've not included the 
games. 

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I have, but Jimmy Grafton still 
number 10, right? 

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Oh, we can. 
You're doing that. 

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Are you OK? 
Doing what? 

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This is a genuine I think 
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wouldn't have existed. 
I guess so. 

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You know, because they were just
one of hundreds of people D 

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mobbed in their 20s and 
searching for Korea. 

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And these were homing in more or
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Although I suspect at the time 
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and without Grafton's Pub and 
his, I don't know, paternal 

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attitude towards and the fact 
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up and said I don't like Bradley
Band box and it's old fashioned 

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and tripe and Jimmy Grafton 
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must have taken a quite a quite,
you know, what a nice man to 

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sort of then be quite happy to 
discuss instead of saying 

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there's the dog, get out. 
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Did he write for Derek? 
Roy as well, he did, yes. 

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Spike, he did. 
He couldn't stand multi talented

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man, Yes. 
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couldn't stand him was because 
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much of his material and didn't 
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didn't deliver it very well. 
I think Jimmy Grafton's vastly 

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underrated, I mean multi 
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He was writing well into the 50s
Billy Cotton band show. 

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He wrote, I believe he wrote 
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chimney. 
So and he certainly wrote songs 

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for Harry Secombe lyrics, lyrics
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But you know, without, without 
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have had nowhere to meet. 
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been able to spoken. 
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and the. 
Thing is, did he, Did Jimmy 

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Grafton continue as Harry's 
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Yes, he did. 
Till when? 

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Till his? 
Till he, Till he. 

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Died till he died? 
Yes, I think so and I don't. 

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I haven't. 
It's difficult to research Jimmy

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Grafton. 
There's apparently got no 

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footprint on the Internet at 
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him and even things like the gun
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The only thing I've found is the
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which was down to their memory. 
So there's very little you can, 

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which is a great shame because 
like I say, he was a very 

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talented man and obviously very,
he was a hero during the war, 

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wasn't he? 
Got a Military Cross. 

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So he's a very brave man as 
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So. 
But yeah, there's so little 

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about him. 
And yet if he hadn't of he's, he

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must have been the one who saw 
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The writing talent probably 
showed him some stuff. 

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Well, this boy's got something 
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nurtured it. 
And he put him up as well, 

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didn't. 
He, he did, yes. 

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Yes, it's, it's, I think he 
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alternating between Peter 
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Grafton's flat and of course 
being on tour with the Bill Hall

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trio. 
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honed their art there, you know,
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they recorded stuff. 
They could give me. 

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Grafton, they got a recorder. 
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have got together and did what 
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And here, of course, was the one
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the BBC. 
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So you make already. 
Your list is shaping up to make 

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mine look very trivial in trial,
no? 

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I don't, but I just at one point
I thought calling it the 

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Forgotten Men of the Goons, 
people who kind of been left out

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to some extent or or perhaps 
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But in the same way as Larry 
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light by Julie Warren, you know,
we've got a much better 

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understanding than what he did. 
It'd be lovely if someone 

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somewhere did the same for Jimmy
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So because already got, you 
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things together about him. 
There's this bit in the Goon 

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Show Companion, there's spikes 
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We've got, as I said, a bit in 
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society, a bit in Ben teens book
and you've kind of got to piece 

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it together like a little jigsaw
to see, read between the lines 

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to see. 
Without this man, the girls just

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wouldn't have happened. 
That would have been very 

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unlikely to happen. 
This this rephrase. 

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There's probably, there's 
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somewhere. 
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Although the the make a pig's 
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So where does he figure on my 
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Let let, let us find out. 
Let's see if he figures on my 

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list. 
I've kind of approached this in 

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a very literal fashion and just 
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goons. 
So my my number one is Spike 

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Milligan. 
He's my number 2 and I think we 

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we don't need to discuss that 
very much. 

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No, without him, there wouldn't 
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Yeah, well, Grafton there 
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But also, without Milligan, 
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Be. 
Yeah, of course there wouldn't 

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be. 
And when you look at his stuff 

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he did for Derek Roy, you know, 
there's one script in piece 

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work. 
It's not very good. 

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The bits he put in there, you 
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very good, but there's signs 
there of, of something different

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coming on. 
And, you know, it's fascinating 

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way to watch Milligan grow as a 
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up till he died, really. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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OK. 
And we don't, we don't need to 

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discuss Spike particularly. 
We'll be talking about every. 

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Week. 
I do wonder whether he would 

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have without graft and 
supporting you. 

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I wonder if he'd he'd have just 
stayed in music. 

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I wonder if he'd have gone on to
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Interesting question. 
Yeah. 

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Or music with comedy. 
Music with comedy is more 

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likely, yes. 
Yeah, yes, like a like an early 

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incarnation of Billy Connolly. 
I. 

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Was thinking more the Bonzo Dog 
band but yes. 

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Mind you then Billy Connolly did
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didn't he? 
So. 

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He did, yeah. 
Yeah, that's true. 

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And and Spider Man had gone the 
same way, Yeah. 

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OK, OK, so, so, so he's your 
number 2. 

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So my number 2 is Peter Sellers.
So hold off, hold off saying 

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where he figures in your list. 
But I had to think, OK, so the 

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three of, well, the three 
principal goons, what's the 

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hierarchy? 
What's the, how do you rank them

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in terms of importance? 
And importance is such a 

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abstract term anyway. 
But I think there is an argument

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to be made that Harry Secombe 
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Sellers has the edge if only 
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that he created or Co created if
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overall weight, literally and 
metaphorically his overall 

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weight in terms of the the goon 
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What do you say say about him? 
And would you rank Harry higher 

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than him? 
I've cheated and I've ranked 

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them both the same. 
Oh, OK, I I can't really 

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separate them. 
But The thing is, there are two 

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or three group goon shows with 
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without Peter. 
None of them quite work without 

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those there. 
I mean, in in who is Pink Oboe 

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takes four people to replace 
Peter Sellers. 

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That's quite something this is. 
Your captain Jim Greenslade 

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speaking here is a warning. 
This ship will be passing 

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through fish infested waters, 
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Germans, so therefore there must
be no naked lights on board. 

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Did you hear that, missus? 
O'Toole. 

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Now put some clothes on that 
match. 

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Well, I can't. 
I'm. 

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I'm looking for me Dorothy bag. 
Darling. 

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That old bag. 
Well, I I must find it cocky. 

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You are, darling. 
Oh, dear, you naughty woman. 

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You told me it was an overcoat 
sewn up at the bottom. 

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Well, you see, we couldn't 
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Darling. 
You got me into your Dorothy bag

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under false pretenses. 
You darling. 

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Darling, you're the darling. 
I'm the you are a dirty. 

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Guy and the same with how you 
seek, you know, spawn 50 LB cure

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a bit flat. 
Yes, Dick Emery puts in a a 

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decent performance, but he can't
he can't raise it above. 

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Yeah, fairly average, mediocre 
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He. 
Yeah, OK not to, I think didn't 

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Spike Milligan once described 
Harry Seekum as the best 

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straight man in the business, 
which is interesting comment. 

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I'm not sure that was much of a 
straight man. 

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Harry Seekum is. 
I take his point that, you know,

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he's the one. 
Everything else bounces. 

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So in that sense, yes, I suppose
he is, yeah. 

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And of course, there's the MC 
Reiki rising of 74, which is in 

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which Spike is absent. 
Yeah, and that doesn't really 

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work either. 
Not as well, although the the 

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batter pudding hurler where 
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Do you think? 
I think so, yeah. 

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I can't. 
I can always, I can all I'm 

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distracted by, you know, it's 
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I'm distracted by that. 
Yeah, I I get that. 

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But if you just sort of if you 
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imitates Milligan so well that 
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Me. 
He carries it off. 

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OK, well, Harry's my number 
three anyway. 

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So. 
So we've got Spike, Peter, 

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Harry. 
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Who's next on your list? 
Well #3 for me is Larry Stevens,

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especially early on, Larry 
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Milligan. 
Spike and all these wonderful 

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gags and what have you. 
And it was pretty shapeless, 

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wasn't it? 
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specifically asked for Larry 
Stevens says I can't make it a 

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tale of this. 
I can't. 

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I can't produce a show from 
this. 

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Give me someone who can, 
preferably Larry Stevens. 

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Actually it made me wonder 
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took, he said him and Marty 
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horn. 
Marty was more of a sort of 

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crazy ideas man and and Barry 
took called himself the better 

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technician, I suppose, not put 
in the frame for it or to go in.

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And I think it's got the same 
thing here. 

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That spiker got brilliant ideas 
and Larry was able to sort of 

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shape them, put them in, put 
them into some sort of order. 

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I kind of wonder what it's like 
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Gordon and Simpson. 
Yeah, but Spike was very 

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dismissive of Larry and called 
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London. 
Yeah, he was dismissive of Jimmy

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Grafton one time as well. 
He said. 

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He he he just hung on to him 
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more talent. 
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is not always kind No to people 
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Would have been it was lovely if
there if there existed some sort

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of some recording of Larry. 
You know that as in even at a 

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because, because there are a few
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recordings of rehearsal. 
Good show rehearsals will be 

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lovely to, to even heard Larry, 
you know, commenting in the 

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background or whatever. 
But he's completely silenced, of

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course, because he died in 59. 
That's unfortunate. 

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I, I did ask Julie Warren if she
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see if they varied from 
Milligan's at all. 

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You know, if you saw any of the 
workings, it'd be interesting to

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have a look at it and compare 
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Larry's scripts and see how they
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the side. 
But as you say, unfortunately he

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is a victim of the war really, 
wasn't he? 

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He died young. 
So unfortunate, but I think 

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without Larry I, I'm not sure. 
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the things that made me do it 
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getting the goons on the air was
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it was so different to a variety
band box. 

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It's that man again or anything 
else. 

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But it the hardest thing was to 
get them on. 

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So those most involved with 
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I've given greater weight to 
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later. 
So that's what Larry Stevens is 

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high with me. 
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Peter Eaton to replace Dennis 
Maine Wilson, which is an 

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interesting thought. 
Isn't. 

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It oh, is that why is that why 
Peter Eaton I. 

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Believe so. 
Yeah, he suggested him so. 

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OK. 
OK. 

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All right. 
Well, my number 4 is Wallace 

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Greenslade, OK. 
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Wallace Greenslade, and he is a 
necessary part of the Goon show 

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for sure. 
Obviously not just in his role 

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as announcer, but he's also 
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isn't he? 
Yes, he I mean Andrew Timothy 

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was used, but not in the same to
the same extent. 

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You know, he was given silly 
things to say fairly early on. 

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I think the Series 1 program for
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scrimps and but he was got the 
impression that he did very much

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enjoy it was Wallace Greenslade.
He think loved it. 

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Have you ever thought that 
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hierarchy, John Snagg would have
loved to date that part? 

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Oh yeah, I think he'd love to be
Wallace Greenslade. 

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Yeah, but I think he's got John 
Snake's got too much bearing too

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much. 
He's he's he's he's a bit more 

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top drawer than Wallace. 
Wallace is a kind of a slightly 

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bumbling, isn't he? 
And. 

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He is in this, but I don't 
suppose he was when he read the 

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news. 
I don't know. 

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You get the impression that he 
was. 

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I mean, he certainly wasn't 
unprofessional, but there were 

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it wasn't there. 
Didn't he get hauled over the 

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coals for being drunk on air 
once or something? 

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I don't know. 
And then again, John Snagg was 

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the one who said in the boat 
races, either Oxford or 

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Cambridge in front. 
I can't tell where she is. 

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They all made their errors. 
What's that? 

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Ted Lowe? 
That famous Ted Lowe comment. 

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For those in Washington, black 
and white, then I think is 

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behind the green or. 
Something that was that. 

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Something like that, Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, I mean, what, what, 

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what a screenslate such a 
integral part of the show, so 

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much so we got we got his own 
episode of. 

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Course he did, and he was the 
sort of star of fanderhead 

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shavers. 
Spanish suitcase, yes. 

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Green sliders, yeah. 
And and I I my favorite Wallace 

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green slate bit comes after my 
favorite echoes and blue bottle 

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bit in the booty gorilla about 
the the rabbit and the and the 

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the dog. 
You know, I've got a Bunny 

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rabbit. 
I've got a Pussycat that bit. 

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And when he tries to explain it 
at the end. 

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I should have stayed at home 
with the fire, with ruffians. 

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Who's ruffians? 
What do you know? 

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You got a Pussycat. 
Get a head. 

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Got a Pussycat. 
Whoa, I ain't got a Pussycat. 

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But I I got a Bunny rabbit. 
I had not got a Bunny rabbit. 

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I got 1. 
You got a Bunny rabbit? 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, You got one? 

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Yeah. 
Got a Pussycat. 

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I never knew that. 
Yes, it's Russell. 

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Who's that? 
My Pussycat. 

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I've got a Bunny rabbit. 
Of you. 

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Yeah, I've got a pussy cat. 
What's his name? 

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Who's that? 
My pussy cat. 

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I've got a Bunny rabbit. 
Just in case some stupid people 

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didn't understand that 
conversation, it was briefly 

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that Blue Bottle had a Bunny 
rabbit and Echoes had a Pussycat

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called. 
Ruffles. 

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I'm so sorry, I beg your pardon.
Echols had the Bunny rabbit and 

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blue bottle the Pussycat. 
Not as I said before, that pussy

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rabbit and the echo cat and 
Bunny bottle, The kiddle pot. 

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The Kiddle Nat Pot. 
I suppose the BBC do know what 

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they're doing. 
Of course they. 

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Do again. 
There are so many bits where he 

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sounds so serious. 
Yes, I must have not haven't 

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gotten the high but I do love. 
Wallace Greenslade. 

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OK, well so who's next on your 
list then? 

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Next to my list is Michael 
Benteen. 

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Yeah, OK. 
But the problem with Michael 

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Benteen, of course, is that very
little exists. 

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Yeah, I'll admit to a prejudice.
I mean, as a child I watched the

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bumblers. 
As a teenager, I watched this, a

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square world. 
As a parent, I watched Potty 

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Time, a big soft spot for 
Michael Benteen, and I suppose 

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the reason I put him so high is 
because I think a lot of the the

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good ideas, not necessarily 
gags, but the sort of sketch 

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ideas in the early series came 
from Benteen that they so more 

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like him is sort of documentary 
style approach. 

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You know, Tutankhamun and the 
brabagun BRM the Gunetania that 

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they sound far more like the 
sort of thing he did later on in

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as a square world than sort of 
Milligan's going off a weird 

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tangents and and and taking the 
form of genres of novels and so 

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on or actual novels in the case 
of 1984. 

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I guess that's why I put in 
there. 

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Did you know he was on less 
money than how he seek on Peter 

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Sellers I. 
Didn't know that. 

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Yeah, and he asked me considered
as a writer, and they said no, 

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you don't. 
You're not the one with the 

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typewriter. 
Hey, that's the point. 

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Because because he never got, he
never got credited in the 

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scripts as no, never as a 
writer, did he? 

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But he wrote Oh. 
Yeah, he obviously was part of 

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the creative prose, I suspect 
for early days. 

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You know, again, if you read 
piece work and the stuff they 

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just outlived, I think they all 
put ideas to it. 

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But I suspect Ben Team was a 
major contributor of ideas. 

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But I suppose one of the reason 
they didn't have credit as a 

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writer. 
Script by Spike Milligan and 

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Larry Stevens and Jimmy Grafton 
and Michael Ben Team. 

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I guess the BBC coffers wouldn't
stretch that far. 

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Anyway, yeah, so and of course, 
his central character was OSRIC 

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Pure Heart, who was a, yes, I 
guess a forerunner of Ned 

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Seigun. 
Yeah, I think he morphed into 

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Ned Seigun slightly differently 
because pure heart was yeah as 

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absolute minded Professor wasn't
even more mad Inventor or a 

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Seigun was mad all sorts of 
things, but. 

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Whatever. 
Whatever the script required to 

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be that week, yes. 
Yes, so. 

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Of course we do have Oh God down
among the Z men. 

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Yes, never mind. 
Yeah, but because you could 

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argue the best person in that or
best performer in that was. 

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Benting. 
Yeah, I think I'd agree. 

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I think in the early days I 
think he was the best in the 

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goons. 
He was the most formed 

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character. 
The other sort of blood, not, 

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well, the exception of Eccles. 
I think Eccles was predated the 

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goons. 
He was still there, and Derek 

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Warley wasn't he? 
But he was the most formed 

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character. 
Blood not gradually grew, all 

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the others gradually developed, 
but he was there, sort of fully 

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formed more or less from the 
start. 

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Yeah, I don't listen very much 
to, you know, there's got to be 

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what I think there's 3 is a 
three. 

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Three not complete ones, I 
think. 

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Not quite complete. 
Ones 3 from pre series 3 so 

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inventing still. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, there and they're they're 
pretty poor, very poor quality. 

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Yeah, and I find them difficult 
to listen to and and also 

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they're not particularly funny. 
But you then you think obviously

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the scripts still survive for 
all the early shows and you 

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think, you know, imagine if 
somebody somehow discovers 

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recordings that somebody made of
the first 3 Series in their 

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entirety. 
And, and I think you and I may 

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have said this before, be 
careful what you wish for. 

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I think Ted, no, Ted Kendall 
said that. 

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I think be careful what you wish
for because they might not be 

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very good. 
I suspect it wasn't as good. 

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I mean, it doesn't really get to
a stride until towards the end 

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of Series 4, does it? 
Yeah. 

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Good evening. 
My name is John. 

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I wonder if kudar help me. 
I'm sorry. 

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The Barber shop is next door. 
No, no way. 

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I I just come in. 
Out of your advancement in the 

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newspaper. 
But the papers are really just 

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out. 
How could you have seen the 

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advert so soon? 
I have special access to the 

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early editions of all the 
papers. 

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I sell them. 
Come in. 

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Come in. 
This is my committee, gentleman.

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This is the captain. 
Pure heart. 

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He's applying for the job of 
genius. 

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Oh, splendidum. 
Tell us your heart. 

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What was your last job? 
I was the hit gamekeeper. 

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To whom? 
Lord Chatterley. 

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Did he give you a reference? 
Nobody's wife did. 

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Yes. 
Well, now that you're here, 

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you'll need to start a physical 
check over now. 

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First take your boots off. 
Right. 

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Yeah, yeah, now I've put them on
the table. 

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Why we haven't got any? 
So Bentin's next to my list as 

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well, after Wallace. 
So what number is that for you 

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then #5 #5 OK, and I've got 
Larry Stevens down as number 

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six, so we'll discuss. 
Larry, who's next on your list? 

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Well. 
This rounds it out nicely 

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because mine I've got equal the 
Harry sequel Peter Sellers. 

451
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:53,320
So we've actually top sixes 
aren't that far apart, but from 

452
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,680
Wallace Greenslade that are 
Jimmy Grafton. 

453
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,240
They're sort of slightly 
rearranged, but I maintain 

454
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,800
anyway after the first three 
I'll rearrange them at regular 

455
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,960
intervals. 
You think, no, that's your 

456
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,840
opinions change and things 
happen so yeah. 

457
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,120
So you come and tell us they're.
Under Larry Stevens. 

458
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,880
Yeah, I, I think Harry Seekin 
and Peter Sellers would have had

459
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,280
a career on their own. 
You know, they're both forge 

460
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,920
their own career regardless of 
the Golden Show. 

461
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Yeah, that you, you're right. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

462
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,520
Well, I've got as #7 Ray 
Ellington. 

463
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,880
OK, he's lower down on mine but 
I I do. 

464
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,600
I am a great fan of Rain, but do
you know the first program he 

465
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,520
gets a funny line in? 
The first program as opposed to 

466
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,360
goon show episode or. 
First goon show episode he gets 

467
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,560
a funny lining it's. 
Probably going to be because 

468
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,280
you're asking me this. 
It's probably going to be 

469
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,800
something quite late on, so 
something from the fifth series.

470
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,200
It's actually Series 1, Program 
2. 

471
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,480
Oh, really? 
I I research, I looked it up. 

472
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,280
I just thought, well, when did 
he first? 

473
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,200
And I looked it up and there it 
was in Series 1, Program 2. 

474
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,840
He's a waiter or something. 
And Sikom says, can I have the 

475
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,520
bill? 
Here you are, Sir. 

476
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,960
This is Billington. 
Sikom says, what's epistle for? 

477
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,800
And Ryan says read the bill and 
you know, right? 

478
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,800
OK. 
That early on, and it's not a, 

479
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,400
it's not a racist joke. 
That's. 

480
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,680
The thing he gets a joke in 
series 1 programme 2. 

481
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,960
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

482
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,160
Wow. 
OK. 

483
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,480
Yeah, it's quite good, isn't it?
That's how much they liked him. 

484
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,400
Spike always did say musicians 
appreciate the sense of him. 

485
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,680
Jazz musicians in particular 
always appreciate their sense of

486
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,160
humour. 
Absolutely, Yeah. 

487
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,840
And of course I mean quite apart
from his weekly musical spot, 

488
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,680
which some of them I enjoy, some
of them I enjoy less so some of 

489
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,440
his some of his numbers. 
But he had a a fairly regular 

490
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,000
role in the show as the Red 
Bladder. 

491
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,120
It'd be interesting, it'd be 
interesting to sort of see how 

492
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,240
many shows he doesn't get a line
in, how many shows he doesn't 

493
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,720
actually speak in. 
The. 

494
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,840
Most fascinating to do. 
Probably a bit dumb and boring, 

495
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,520
but the the results would 
certainly be interesting so. 

496
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,240
So that's right. 
So, so who's who's on your list 

497
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,200
next? 
Pat Dixon, that Dixon. 

498
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,520
OK, right. 
Yeah, again, it's because 

499
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,680
getting the Goon Show started 
was the hardest part and he was 

500
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:52,560
the one that persuaded the BBC 
put it on after the Sellers 

501
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,040
Castle debacle didn't happen 
because they did it without, 

502
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,760
which I think, but you. 
I think that's a good thing, 

503
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,840
because I think the format had 
been far too restrictive for 

504
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,920
Spike. 
And also to Sellers Castle, they

505
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,760
had other people involved with 
that, like Janet Brown. 

506
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,880
Yeah, but they they've renamed 
it and they tatters. 

507
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,000
Castle. 
Yeah, yeah. 

508
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,360
And put it out. 
Yeah. 

509
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,240
Janet Brown and Peter 
Butterworth. 

510
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,320
That's right. 
Yes. 

511
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,240
But they were all part of that 
same gang, weren't they? 

512
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,560
Alfred Marx, Graham Stock. 
They're all Grafton's crowd, 

513
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,480
weren't they? 
No, but of course, Pat Dickson. 

514
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,440
So, yeah. 
So he's there. 

515
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,080
He's he's a big champion. 
He's there very early on, but he

516
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:44,200
also of course produces them 
after Peter Eaton leaves. 

517
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:50,120
Yes, until his untimely death. 
And you could argue, I mean, I 

518
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,280
don't know, we'll come to this 
later perhaps, but is the 7th, 

519
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,920
is the 6th or the 7th series the
strongest series of the game 

520
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,320
show in your opinion? 
Oh, I wouldn't like to say I've 

521
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,720
got to be honest. 
I've got a great lightning for 

522
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,360
the fifth series and the fourth 
series in a strange sort of way.

523
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,880
So yeah, I think anywhere from 
4:00 to 7:00 is the gold. 

524
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:22,400
That's that's the best of it. 
OK, so next to my list, quite 

525
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,840
predictable this I suppose 
because you've seen the way I've

526
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:29,960
been my my rationale so far next
to my list is is Max Geldre. 

527
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,480
Oh right, yeah, I got to be 
honest, he doesn't make my list.

528
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:42,040
OK, nothing wrong with Max 
Goldray, but I think you could 

529
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,520
replace him with another jazz 
musician quite happily and not 

530
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,720
notice a difference. 
I mean, his acting skill is 

531
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:56,600
Megan's emotions, so, yeah, he 
doesn't make mine. 

532
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,880
My next man is Dennis Main 
Wilson. 

533
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,600
Oh, again, because of the 
beginning. 

534
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,160
Yeah. 
I mean, he was a regular 

535
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,160
drafting, wasn't he? 
He must have watched it live 

536
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,000
many times, isn't it? 
Right. 

537
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,360
He was known as Dennis Main 
Drain. 

538
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,000
He could drink a pint of 
Guinness. 

539
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,280
Yeah. 
It's wonderful because he 

540
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,120
brought in Larry Stevens, but I 
think the main reason I got him 

541
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:30,520
there is because, you know, 
Spike through he became later, 

542
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,040
he was very diffident, 
especially when he was younger, 

543
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:37,120
quite shy, quite introvert. 
And yeah, Jimmy Grafton brought 

544
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,080
him out a little bit. 
But imagine if they'd ever had a

545
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,880
sort of very stern, disciplined 
producer like Peter Eaton early 

546
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,160
on. 
I wonder what effect that I've 

547
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,520
had on Spike. 
Whereas Dennis May Wilson 

548
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,760
apparently was very enthusiastic
and cheerful and gung ho, I 

549
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,360
think, I think it must have 
helped Spike to have someone 

550
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,680
there like that who could sort 
of say well done, that is 

551
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,840
brilliant in the early days. 
So again, getting the whole 

552
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,520
thing started. 
I think Dennis May Wilson 

553
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,080
deserves a high spot. 
He does. 

554
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,880
And of course he does defend it 
from the BBC. 

555
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,520
You know, he had the sort of he 
was the one holed in front of 

556
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,280
the coals. 
What on earth is this rubbish? 

557
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:27,120
The go on show, have you? 
Yeah, he's he's what he's one of

558
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,920
those kind of those English. 
I want to say what my say like 

559
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:37,639
eccentric sort of enthusiasts 
that that this country throws up

560
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,760
on a regular. 
We used to anyway, on a regular 

561
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,679
basis, somebody who he likes to 
drink, likes to smoke, but he's 

562
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:50,120
so enthusiastic about everything
and, and he's your best friend, 

563
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,120
but he can also be totally 
unpredictable. 

564
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,080
And, and, and of course he, we 
went on to, I mean, he, his 

565
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,960
career who was interviewing, 
interviewed, Oh, John Lloyd, of 

566
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,040
course. 
And you know, John Lloyd was 

567
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,200
kind of one of his proteges, I 
suppose, in the 70s and he, he, 

568
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:14,160
he, he lived a good long age. 
He probably died about 20 years 

569
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,440
ago or something, but he such a 
legacy. 

570
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:24,560
Yeah, not us. 
OK, so next to my list is Jimmy 

571
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,400
Grafton. 
So there you go. 

572
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,120
So he's, he's down as #9 on my 
list. 

573
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,800
I'm glad that our lists are 
diverging or. 

574
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,360
Diverging. 
I think they've converged yet. 

575
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,800
No. 
OK, so who's next on yours? 

576
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,840
What is that? 
Angela Morley? 

577
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,760
OK, OK. 
And I just think the musical 

578
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,640
links and the Goon show are 
perfect. 

579
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:57,240
They're just the right side of 
parody. 

580
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,680
You see what I mean? 
They're slightly overdone, but 

581
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,160
not so much you think, all 
right, OK, we got it. 

582
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,560
And things like the Yakubu 
anthem and the that that that 

583
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,960
scene medley in Dishonoured is 
just brilliant, isn't it? 

584
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,040
You know, sticks together half a
dozen songs about the sea and 

585
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:23,440
just make it all go into one. 
Lovely with a great punchline at

586
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,400
the end. 
And of course, the great Tuscan 

587
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,720
salami scandal. 
The one without any music thinks

588
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,640
God does it suffer. 
Do you reckon? 

589
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,000
I mean, I really enjoy that 
show. 

590
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,440
Well, not that I don't like it, 
but all you've got is that sort 

591
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,600
of crescendo of organ music. 
That's it. 

592
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,760
I just wonder what Wally Stock 
could have done with that. 

593
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,360
Sella's on the piano as well, 
haven't you? 

594
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:59,920
Yes, you're doing a deliberately
bad boy piano. 

595
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,360
Yeah. 
Is rather lovely. 

596
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,600
Imagine the links. 
You know those sort of all 

597
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,000
you've got is that organ piece. 
I just think Wally stop would 

598
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,720
have. 
I just smashed it. 

599
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,600
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

600
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:23,320
OK, so. 
Next to my list is Valentine 

601
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,840
Dial. 
There you are, naughty little 

602
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:33,600
echoes. 
No, Doctor Lingle Dongle getting

603
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,280
out of bed. 
Off. 

604
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,200
I tucked you in and battered you
unconscious for the night. 

605
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,560
Gentlemen, I am the caretaker. 
My apologies. 

606
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:51,960
You won't be disturbed further. 
What are you staring at me for? 

607
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:56,680
What lovely teeth you have. 
False. 

608
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,400
No, perfectly true. 
They are lovely teeth. 

609
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,600
Why? 
Nothing. 

610
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,200
Goodnight. 
Yeah, he doesn't make my list 

611
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,680
either, but when he talked about
the 5th goon, he was one of the 

612
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,960
ones I thought about, I think. 
My objection. 

613
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,560
No, not objection. 
Let me put put this, I think 

614
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,000
Valentine Dial is great at 
sinister and menacing. 

615
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,360
And the programs where you want 
someone sinister and menacing 

616
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,560
such as the House of Teeth in 
the Canal and maybe the Spectre 

617
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,640
Tintagel, Yeah, they're 
brilliant. 

618
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:38,560
But what I noticed was in the 
Canal and House of Teeth in 

619
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,920
particular, grip pipe thin and 
Moriarty disappear. 

620
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,440
Because there's no need for. 
Because there's no need for that

621
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,720
sort of character and OR and his
sidekick. 

622
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,800
That's true. 
That's. 

623
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,240
True. 
Yeah. 

624
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,120
Try and imagine a canal with 
grip pipe. 

625
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,920
Thin still works. 
Yeah, I'm just trying to think 

626
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:05,560
as well. 
So in Robin Hood, yeah, you've 

627
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,280
got Dennis Price and Valentine 
Dile. 

628
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,200
Yeah, yeah, It's sort of. 
It's a Christmas special or 

629
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:16,400
something, wasn't it? 
Yes, but he's not playing 

630
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,360
Balazandale isn't playing the 
sort of main menacing character,

631
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,920
the main baddie in it, is he? 
No, I suppose not. 

632
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,080
He is he Prince John Sheriff, 
Not Sheriff. 

633
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,600
Sheriff of Nottingham, then. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

634
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,160
It seems to be an effort to get 
absolutely everyone in that 

635
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,520
program, isn't it? 
But I'd like to have Dennis 

636
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,840
Price more, to be quite honest. 
That would have been an 

637
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,920
interesting choice for good and 
sure, but there we are. 

638
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,160
Well, we covered Robin Hood and 
the E Bandit of Sherwood Forest 

639
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,440
about six months ago, and I 
don't think Dennis Price quite 

640
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:01,080
hit the mark in in Robin Hood, 
but perhaps it was just, I don't

641
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,520
know, it was just slightly, just
felt slightly jarring to my ear 

642
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,920
anyway. 
But but I loved Dennis Price. 

643
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,360
Same here. 
I'm. 

644
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,560
I'm biased. 
Yeah. 

645
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:16,120
The naked truth, The fabulous 
kind, Hearts and coronets. 

646
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:22,000
And I'm old enough to remember 
him as Jeeves in the TV 

647
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:27,040
incarnation of PG Wodehouse 
History with Ian Carmichael as 

648
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:27,960
well. 
Bertie Worcester. 

649
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,480
That's. 
Right. 

650
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,640
He was a fabulous Jeeves you can
imagine. 

651
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:36,000
Yes, and a bit of a bit of a, 
well, more than a bit of a sad 

652
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
life. 
Really. 

653
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,880
Yes, yes, yeah. 
Unfortunately. 

654
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,960
OK, so so whose turn is it? 
So who's who's on yours next? 

655
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,960
#10 #10 where? 
Where are you? 

656
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,640
Oh, I'm at #10 I've just #10 was
Valentine dial. 

657
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:55,120
OK, I've got Peter Eaton. 
OK, I'm surprised he's not 

658
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,680
higher up your list. 
He's he's my number 11 actually.

659
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,680
Closest we've come. 
Yeah. 

660
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,600
Closest we're going to come 
either. 

661
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah. 
What can you say about Peter 

662
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,560
Eaton? 
He's the one who who took him up

663
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,080
to a higher level, isn't he? 
Yes. 

664
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,200
He brought in the drama drama 
department techniques, the 

665
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:21,000
microphone techniques are better
sound effects library and made 

666
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,720
him do what they were told for 
change. 

667
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,880
He did. 
And he was quite, I mean, he'd 

668
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,960
been what what had he been in 
the war? 

669
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,720
I can't remember. 
But he'd been obviously an 

670
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:37,600
officer and used to dressing 
down soldiers when needed. 

671
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,320
So yeah, he brought that to the 
show. 

672
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,520
And it says that famous story. 
Well, not famous story, but 

673
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,760
there's there's there's a story 
that he supposedly fired Peter 

674
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,960
Sellers in the middle of a gun 
show. 

675
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,600
Recording yes, yes, the. 
International Christmas pudding,

676
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,480
I think it was. 
Yes, I've heard that story as 

677
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,440
well. 
What was it for? 

678
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,400
Ad libbing or drunkenness or? 
He, yeah, sort of ad libbing and

679
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,200
throwing Harry twice. 
Not literally throwing Harry, 

680
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,040
but you know, yeah. 
I'll be difficult. 

681
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,080
Harry could throw Peter, but I'd
tell her there was a story that 

682
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,760
Harry Seekon could pick them 
both up in their early days. 

683
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,160
It's been harder in the early 
days because he went quite a 

684
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,120
bit. 
Did Peter Sellers. 

685
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,160
He did. 
He did. 

686
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,720
Harry Seekon was very strong, 
wasn't he was a there are 

687
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,840
stories of him keeping Sellers 
and Milligan apart when they had

688
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,320
a furious argument because he 
was so strong he could just. 

689
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,800
Yeah, well, he's quite this. 
This there is, there are 

690
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,120
photographs out there. 
Yeah. 

691
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:43,480
In the plain rappers of him, 
there's there's a photo, there's

692
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,960
a photo session he did 
presumably for some some 

693
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,480
magazine in the 50s where he was
in a gymnasium and he was 

694
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,440
wearing like this vest. 
He's quite muscular. 

695
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,720
Yeah. 
Quite, quite beefy. 

696
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,160
The archetypal Welsh propped 
forward, really. 

697
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:08,960
Yeah, but Peter Eaton, it's just
such a shame that there wasn't a

698
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,200
noticeable downturn in quality 
when he left because Pat Dixon 

699
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,320
was his successor. 
But there's definitely a 

700
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:19,200
difference between a Series 5 
goon show and a Series 7 goon 

701
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,800
show, isn't there? 
Yeah. 

702
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,680
And the quality does not at this
go down was depending on who's 

703
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,520
producing. 
Later on, well, yeah, yeah, 

704
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,840
Series 8 is is very patchy 
because they just, it's like 

705
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,400
musical chairs with the 
producers. 

706
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,320
Yes, it doesn't. 
And Tom? 

707
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,040
Sloan. 
No. 

708
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,760
No, not Sloan tom-tom. 
Tom Arnold. 

709
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,440
No, not Tom Arnold. 
He's buried to wear his own bar.

710
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,560
Tom. 
Something like that come. 

711
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,400
On Almighty Hang on, I'm going 
to have to find it because if I 

712
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,160
don't, I'm going to sound. 
Ronald, something like that, 

713
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,960
yeah. 
Tom Ronald. 

714
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,120
Yes, I I'll pretend that we knew
that. 

715
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,200
So yeah. 
TomTom, Ronald. 

716
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,960
Yeah, who? 
Who hated the goons? 

717
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:05,640
I mean, I'd love to know who 
thought I got an idea. 

718
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,120
We'll get home to produce a good
show. 

719
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,880
He hates them. 
Yes. 

720
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,640
So Peter Eaton's my number 11. 
Yeah. 

721
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,080
So who's next on your list? 
I'm down to Ray Ellington. 

722
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,200
OK. 
I've got him that low. 

723
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,240
I just think some of those are 
more important. 

724
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,880
And I also wonder. 
I love Ray Ellington and like I 

725
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,120
say, he's good right from the 
start, but I think there are 

726
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:35,440
times I get the impression Spike
felt the need of other 

727
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,520
characters other than the three 
of them and was quite happy to 

728
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,800
draw in Ray Ellington, Wallace 
Greenslade, etcetera. 

729
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,000
He brought in George Chisholm 
didn't he? 

730
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:50,920
Yes he did, and he tried to get 
Max Keld right, so I think he 

731
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,400
always felt the need for more 
characters. 

732
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,120
The main problem with the 
question I asked about Ray the 

733
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:02,880
Ellington is if he hadn't, I'd 
love to program that centred on 

734
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,640
him in like the Wallace 
Greenslade story. 

735
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,600
I guess it was impossible 
because he had a musical 

736
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,320
interlude to do, but it had been
lovely to have one that featured

737
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:21,280
the red bladder centred on him. 
Well, isn't the Red Fort largely

738
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:27,000
about the red bladder? 
Largely, yes, but it's not the 

739
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,400
same way as the Green Slate 
story is, no. 

740
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,640
No, no, although if there was a 
Greenslade story version of 

741
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:37,120
Ray's life, exactly. 
Rags to riches. 

742
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,320
But again, you just know that it
would be much of it would be 

743
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,440
unbrocastable today. 
Yes, yes, it probably would be 

744
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,880
the Max. 
Geldre story would be 

745
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,280
interesting. 
Yes, of course he was in in the 

746
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,960
Netherlands during the war, 
wasn't he? 

747
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,560
So wasn't. 
Even the resistance. 

748
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,080
Because I would have thought, 
yes, I mean, as Jewish, he would

749
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,360
have not had a good time. 
No, no. 

750
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,080
OK, So my my number 12 is is 
Wally Start. 

751
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,520
So there you go. 
We've already discussed yes. 

752
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,640
And who rounds out your list? 
Wallace Greenslate. 

753
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,080
Oh, OK, Right. 
Yeah, yeah. 

754
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:21,800
OK, so, OK, so Ray, you, you 
give Ray more props than Wallace

755
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,000
then? 
Just because he's a little 

756
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,640
longer. 
I guess, yeah. 

757
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,440
Right from the start here, like 
I say, right from the start, he 

758
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,160
was there. 
Whereas in Series 4, Wallace 

759
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,720
Greenslade doesn't have a lot to
do. 

760
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:37,600
I think, you know, they're all 
finding their relationship, as 

761
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,240
it were, and it takes a while 
for him to develop into the 

762
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,360
Wallace Greenslade that we all 
know and love. 

763
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,960
Yeah, I guess it didn't help 
because if you listen to them, 

764
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,520
the latter one, that the early 
ones of Series 4 where Andrew 

765
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,880
Timothy is still there, he has 
no funny lines at all. 

766
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,600
It's sort of you get the feeling
that there's no love lost and it

767
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:06,080
just is an announcer. 
Look at the last good show of 

768
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,840
all. 
He's back, but he's only back 

769
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,400
because Wallace turned up his 
toes. 

770
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,640
Yeah, and he has a funny, a 
funny bit to say at the 

771
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,240
beginning, and after that he's 
just totally straight. 

772
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,600
Yeah. 
I mean, he got the job because, 

773
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,440
again, Jimmy Grafton, he was his
senior officer, wasn't he? 

774
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,760
I. 
Would forgotten that. 

775
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,080
Yeah. 
Right. 

776
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,080
OK. 
OK. 

777
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,080
So you've you've taken a lot 
more time and care, I think with

778
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,680
your list and you've, you've 
obviously weighted it towards 

779
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,600
the the. 
Yeah. 

780
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,240
The genesis of the show. 
And yeah, for the reasons that 

781
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,080
I, yeah, yeah. 
OK. 

782
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,360
Fair enough, but can we carry on
with your list that would. 

783
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,440
Be, yeah. 
I mean, mine gets progressively 

784
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:56,400
stupid because I was just, I was
just trying to, I was just 

785
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,200
trying to put down as many 
people as I could think of that 

786
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:06,600
that had some connection really.
So, So my number 13 is Pat 

787
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,400
Dixon. 
Oh, right, yes. 

788
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,880
Because now, now that you've 
revealed your list, I'm I'm 

789
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,360
thinking, God, mine looks so 
pathetic, but. 

790
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,520
No, no, everyone's. 
I've told you everyone's list is

791
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,720
wrong. 
You have to accept that. 

792
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:25,080
I accept that my list is wrong. 
It has to be because it's a list

793
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,680
that's going to be wrong. 
So it's not pathetic. 

794
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,600
It's just, and I'll change mine 
now. 

795
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,040
Now we've had a chat. 
I'm thinking, no, I really 

796
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,080
should like that one higher. 
That one should be lower so. 

797
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,600
OK, what number 14 on my list? 
Yes. 

798
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,240
Eric Sykes. 
Yeah, interesting. 

799
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,120
I I thought about him. 
I'll be honest, I'd thought 

800
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:54,320
about more in terms of 5th goon 
in terms of because I don't 

801
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,840
think he had much the influence.
He just stepped in to help 

802
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,800
didn't he? 
And tried to do a spike style 

803
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,120
without quite getting there. 
Yeah. 

804
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:11,040
And recently, which show was it?
I was discussing for Org and I 

805
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,280
was discussing for Org. 
I mentioned that Peter Eaton in 

806
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,560
an interview. 
Although was it you that pointed

807
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,600
out that Peter Eaton played fast
and loose with facts? 

808
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,720
It wasn't me, but yeah, it it, 
it has been said. 

809
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,560
But he he said he didn't 
particularly rate. 

810
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,960
He rated Eric in general as a 
comedy writer, but he didn't 

811
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,040
rate his Goon Show material 
particularly. 

812
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,000
That's kind of unfair really, 
because he's Eric Sykes writes 

813
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,800
as writing as Eric Sites, as you
say, is brilliant. 

814
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,280
I mean, I still think The Plank 
is one of the funniest films 

815
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:52,960
I've seen, but you're asking 
Eric Sites to write the Spike 

816
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:57,480
Milligan try something. 
That's quite a trick, isn't it? 

817
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,320
Not to not to write it yourself,
but as someone else who's 

818
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,840
totally different. 
So it's a little bit unkind to 

819
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,160
Eric, who did his best, it has 
to be said. 

820
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,120
And I still, I still think tells
him a martyr as well with this 

821
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,920
or anyone you know. 
Yeah, because I'm sure Eric said

822
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,920
that Peter Sellers criticized 
some of his. 

823
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,000
Scripts. 
But but then went on to say that

824
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,400
he thought that Tales of 
Montmartre was brilliant. 

825
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,960
That's it. 
And in fact, as I recall a story

826
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,920
from Eric Sykes, it was, he 
said, right, this is going to be

827
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,640
the last goon so I ever write 
and it's going to be the best 

828
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,760
one I've ever done. 
And he wrote Tales of Montmartre

829
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,960
and Peter. 
So I said that was the best goon

830
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,120
show. 
Too late, I'm out. 

831
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,400
Don't stop, darling. 
Tell me all. 

832
00:50:51,880 --> 00:51:14,480
If I can only speak French, 
There, there, there. 

833
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,720
Please don't. 
Don't. 

834
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,160
Don't cry. 
You're making a mustache. 

835
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:23,800
Old Droopy is Paul. 
You must speak to him. 

836
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,400
Certainly. 
Hello, Paul. 

837
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,400
I see Arsenal took another 
bashing. 

838
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,640
No, Paul didn't come home to me 
last night. 

839
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,480
He can't do that to a wife of 
mine. 

840
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,640
He has been unfaithful to us. 
I'll thrash him within 100 miles

841
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,440
of my life. 
In series 5:00 to 6:00 or 7:00 

842
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,360
shows that are pretty pretty 
much predominantly Eric scripts 

843
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:53,120
and I'll get to the next person 
on my list, which is Andrew 

844
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,480
Timothy. 
I guess kind of applying your 

845
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:01,600
logic there, you know he was 
there early on and he's there 

846
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:06,680
for the last Goon show. 
Yeah, it's a shame because I 

847
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:11,160
mean, I think Program Series 1, 
Program 2, he's got funny 

848
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:15,560
introductions of the characters 
and funny, you know, at the end 

849
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,240
the show was starred. 
It's and they'd have funny 

850
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:22,200
things to say about them. 
And I say by program 4 is doing 

851
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:26,320
the scrimson on the scramson. 
And but you get the feeling that

852
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,560
you're not enjoying it. 
And when you hear the sort of 

853
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,720
the ones that we can listen to 
because you can only read those 

854
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,920
if you belong to also 
Preservation society and by the 

855
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,280
Encyclopedia Britannicus, Unicus
Unicus. 

856
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,120
Sorry about that. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can read 

857
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,320
them. 
But the ones you hear, he 

858
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,800
doesn't have a lot to do, does 
he? 

859
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:56,560
No, but it's still, you know, an
important early figure in the 

860
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,120
game shows history. 
Yes, and and it's what what's 

861
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:04,560
important about for me is the 
way Milligan uses the announcer 

862
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,120
who's supposed to be straight 
and just to announce it as 

863
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:12,320
another comic character, which I
think is an innovation of him. 

864
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,160
And I like the way that, you 
know, he gives him because of 

865
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,240
his character. 
He gives him sardonic things to 

866
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,040
say. 
Cease this furious bond with me,

867
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:26,520
You know, a serious voice. 
You know, he uses Andrew to it's

868
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,840
a brilliant milligram reason 
that he uses what Andrew Timothy

869
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,720
offers him. 
And then when he goes, he uses 

870
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,880
what Wallace Greenslade offers 
him, which is a. 

871
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,480
Yeah, there there's a sense of 
because what? 

872
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,520
What's the phrase wounded 
dignity about Andrew Timothy? 

873
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,280
Yeah, I'm only doing it for the.
I'm only doing it for the money.

874
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:50,680
Yeah, you think it. 
You know, you go home every 

875
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:55,160
Sunday night having been at the 
recording, and he gets home and 

876
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:58,760
he's kicking the cat because 
he's and his. 

877
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,680
His son, James Heriot, is 
carrying behind the couch. 

878
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:05,280
I'm not going to be an 
announcer, I'm going to be an 

879
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,840
actor instead, yes. 
Ladies and gentlemen, we now 

880
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,280
present the prize winning 
Gunitzer playing based on a true

881
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,160
fictitious story. 
Listen, then, to the man who 

882
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,320
tried to destroy London's 
monuments. 

883
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,240
OK, so next on my list is John 
Snag. 

884
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,320
Yes, that's good point. 
Yes, I think I should have 

885
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:33,640
included him because yeah, he 
was that he wasn't, but he kept 

886
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,080
him going. 
He supported them, defended them

887
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,640
and took part when he could. 
I think that's a good, good 

888
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,080
choice. 
Yeah, and he appeared 20 odd 

889
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,640
years later on a Sex Pistols 
record. 

890
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:54,400
Yes, that's right. 
I mean, for someone who sort of 

891
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,240
sounded so authority than that, 
he really had got a great sense 

892
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:03,360
of humour, hadn't he? 
And he's in, of course he's in. 

893
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,000
He has a brief cameo in The 
Magic Christian. 

894
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,360
Yeah, which which I will defend 
with my dying breath, even 

895
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,480
though it is a a shambles of a 
film if you look at it 

896
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,400
dispassionately. 
But he's he's there covering the

897
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,400
boat Race. 
Yeah. 

898
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:25,640
An in joke. 
Yeah, OK #17 is John Browell. 

899
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,240
Yeah, fair enough, I think. 
Good point. 

900
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,040
John Browell was very, I mean, 
he was a, he was a, one of the 

901
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,960
sound guys, wasn't he? 
First of all. 

902
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:43,760
And then he was promoted to 
producer from Series 9 and 

903
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:48,280
Series 9 is, is a marked 
improvement on Series 8. 

904
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,720
And even though there there are 
some fairly ropey shows, we've 

905
00:55:53,720 --> 00:56:00,040
discussed them like Pink Oboe 
and 50 LB Cure and the and the 

906
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,200
like. 
But there's some there's some 

907
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,080
real classics as well, such as 
the the remake of Dishonoured, 

908
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,320
Queen Anne's Reign I was Monty's
treble. 

909
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,920
I think 50 LB cure would have 
been a much better program had 

910
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,920
Harry C been there. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, There we are. 

911
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,960
Even series 10, which is only 6 
shows, Series 10 is quite strong

912
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:29,120
I think because you've got the 
Silver Dub Loons, you've got A 

913
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,600
Christmas Carol which is 
brilliant I think. 

914
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,640
Yes. 
And even even the Last Smoking 

915
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,200
Sea game, which is very dear to 
my heart. 

916
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:45,560
It's the humans become very 
black by I, I, I think Browl is 

917
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,440
probably the second best 
producer after Peter Eaton, and 

918
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,240
probably as a producer, probably
a bit ahead of Dennis Maine 

919
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,120
Wilson, although I'll still 
defend Dennis Maine Wilson as 

920
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:00,200
more important. 
OK, yeah, yeah, OK. 

921
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,600
And I've got next George 
Chisholm. 

922
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,240
He. 
Doesn't have a lot to do, does 

923
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,920
he? 
No, he doesn't. 

924
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,320
But he's he's also a key member 
of the orchestra. 

925
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,400
Yes. 
But but I, I I think of him, you

926
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:19,480
know, in terms of he always will
play a a Scottish character. 

927
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:25,040
I think of him from that which 
game show was Oh, Wings over 

928
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:31,760
Dagenham, where he's he's sea 
goons assistant in building an 

929
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,920
aeroplane. 
He he just brings something, 

930
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,840
it's a different, it's a totally
different voice. 

931
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,560
And he he just brings us a 
slightly different energy. 

932
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,720
And also I think he's in the 
string robberies, isn't he? 

933
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,560
Whenever. 
Yeah, whenever they need a 

934
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:46,400
Scottish character. 
Scottish character. 

935
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,800
He comes in if Sellers is too 
busy doing other parts, isn't 

936
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,720
it? 
Yeah, I think my trouble with 

937
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,680
George Chisholm, I remember him 
with the black and white 

938
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:59,880
minstrels and I can still see 
the striped shirt, the beret and

939
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:04,360
the little moustache playing the
trombone. 

940
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,760
So I have memories of George 
Chisholm later. 

941
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,080
Yeah, I can't. 
I find it hard to divorce that 

942
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,280
from George Chisholm. 
And. 

943
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:15,080
And. 
OK, fair enough. 

944
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:25,360
Well, finally on on the list, we
have a female Yeah in the in the

945
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,040
shape of Charlotte Mitchell. 
It had to be heard, isn't it? 

946
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,480
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

947
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,320
It's it's sad that there. 
I think it's just a hangover 

948
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,080
from the army and also the way 
of life that women were 

949
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:42,160
something stay at home and cook 
with dinner, but also a 

950
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,680
reflection of army life that 
women just weren't there. 

951
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:49,760
You know, even in Cuba, very few
women, series of very few women 

952
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,920
there. 
It's just mine still stuck in 

953
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,440
World War 2. 
And it was a totally male 

954
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,280
situation, wasn't it? 
Yeah. 

955
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,680
Yeah. 
I like Charlotte Mitchell. 

956
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,480
I thinking he banned it a show 
before. 

957
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:06,320
She's excellent. 
I prefer her in Montmartre. 

958
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,600
I like your mom Martra, as well.
I have to say yes. 

959
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,800
Yeah, and it's a shame because 
there was what? 

960
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:19,360
What show was it from? 
Series 80, African incident, 

961
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,720
which which was the Bridge on 
the River Kwai. 

962
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:28,000
Yeah, parody. 
And they had some Cecile Chevro 

963
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,040
as the female guest star in 
that, who doesn't have a lot to 

964
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,480
do. 
But one wonders why they didn't 

965
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,320
tap up Charlotte Mitchell to 
come back and do that. 

966
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:45,160
Didn't the story go that she was
there because Peter Sellers was 

967
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,000
rather keen on her? 
Because. 

968
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:53,360
By then the the fear Lauren 
somewhat of an e-mail not to you

969
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:59,440
Princess Harder someone invent 
his ardor on. 

970
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,600
I believe Hattie Jakes was in 
one of the early series wasn't. 

971
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,840
She, oh, she was in Archie and 
Goonland. 

972
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,880
Was that the one she was in? 
I remember there were four women

973
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,960
or something in the in the 
Gucci. 

974
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,240
Is that right? 
Ever. 

975
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,800
Yes. 
So there's Charlotte Mitchell, 

976
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:24,840
there's Cecile Chevro, there's 
Elizabeth Webb in Cinderella, 

977
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:29,960
which was like a panto they did 
in Series 3, I think. 

978
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,160
OK. 
And there was some, there was 

979
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,200
someone else that we're going to
come back to as well. 

980
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,240
So I'll just stick a pin in 
that. 

981
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:46,640
But yeah, so next on my list, 
and you might wonder, well, this

982
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,160
is that's that's a curious 
choice, but I've got Dick Henry.

983
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,000
No, I can. 
I can see why. 

984
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,040
I think he was always a standing
goon, wasn't it? 

985
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,160
Especially not particularly Not 
especially coming in because he 

986
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,840
stood in for Spike Milligan and 
him and Graham Stark 

987
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,920
alternating. 
Yeah, they did. 

988
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:10,160
And he was, in the case of the 
Lucky Knees battle or Yes. 

989
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:15,680
And he was in pink Obo. 
Was he certainly in? 

990
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:20,240
He was in Spa. 
Was he in pink Obo? 

991
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,680
I don't. 
Think he was no, he was in 

992
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,320
obviously the 50 LB cure like we
said. 

993
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,240
So I think there's just. £50 
cure Wasn't it Kenneth's Corner?

994
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,320
Oh, was it Kenneth Connor? 
Yeah, it was. 

995
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,160
I'll tell you, I know because I 
said Dick Henry, like the first 

996
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,280
time we spoken tonight, wasn't 
it was Kenneth Connor. 

997
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,000
So now you right, You put me 
right. 

998
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,920
You're right, you're right, 
you're right, you're right, 

999
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,080
you're right. 
Good God. 

1000
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:50,280
OK now so post Series 3 Emery's 
only in one show which is the 

1001
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:54,200
first episode of Series 8 Spawn.
Gentlemen, silence. 

1002
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,720
Silence when we hear this 
recording of a spawn William 

1003
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:30,280
play the record. 
So that's a spot. 

1004
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,120
Now we know what we're looking 
for. 

1005
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,480
Action. 
But of course, yes, he's in the 

1006
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,320
Muckinese battle horn, which is 
which is the most successful? 

1007
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:46,960
I would say the most successful 
example of goon humor 

1008
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,480
transferred to the I. 
Agree. 

1009
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,400
But oh missus Harry Seagull, yes
it does. 

1010
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,880
It does. 
Next, I've got Dennis Maine, 

1011
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:01,040
Wilson discussed. 
I've got Roy Spear down as well 

1012
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:08,200
after Dennis again, because he 
was the he was the producer who 

1013
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,240
gave more or less gave Peter 
Sellers his big break, wasn't 

1014
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,280
he? 
So although Sellers would have 

1015
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,680
probably made it even without 
his help. 

1016
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:24,480
One of the things, there's a lot
about Peter Sellers personality 

1017
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,320
which is not very pleasant, but 
one thing that I really admire 

1018
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:33,480
him for is he was on his way up 
at the BBC and yet he hitched 

1019
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:39,480
his his wagon to the Goon Show 
was totally untried and could 

1020
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,320
have gone completely wrong. 
And yet no, these are my guys. 

1021
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,720
I want to stay with them. 
It's it's the thing I admire 

1022
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,480
most about Peter Sellers, I have
to say about talent. 

1023
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,920
Yes, that is obvious. 
But you know, he actually could 

1024
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,480
have just ignored them and 
carried on doing what he was 

1025
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,480
doing and made a good name for 
himself as a comedy, as a radio 

1026
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:05,680
voice actor. 
And he said no, I'm going to 

1027
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:11,400
stay with the goons. 
Yeah, OK, so but but Roy Spear, 

1028
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,440
of course, you know, he he he 
stepped in and produced some 

1029
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:18,360
episodes of Series 8 as well. 
Yeah. 

1030
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,960
Next, next I've got Graham 
Stark. 

1031
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,080
Again mainly based on the fact 
like you said before he he and 

1032
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,000
Henry alternated weeks when 
Spike was. 

1033
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,640
Ill and he was in pinkobo 
wasn't. 

1034
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:35,680
He was in pink pinkobo as well, 
and he was in down among the 

1035
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,280
segment, of course, as was 
Andrew. 

1036
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:44,480
Timothy forgot to mention. 
Yes, playing like a spiff kind 

1037
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,560
of character. 
Yeah. 

1038
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,120
So after Graham Stark, I've got 
Kenneth Connor. 

1039
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:55,800
Again, I understand that. 
Yeah, I like Kenneth Connor. 

1040
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:59,440
He was a very good, another very
good voice actor. 

1041
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,800
You know, that's a radio you had
to be. 

1042
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,520
Peter Sellers was definitely the
best. 

1043
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,400
But Kenneth Connor did a lot of 
voice rate. 

1044
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,240
He did a lot of work on the 
radio doing various voices. 

1045
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:17,760
He didn't just do coordinate, 
you know, he got a lot more to 

1046
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:21,240
him than that has to be said. 
And I think in pink oboe he's 

1047
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:26,640
rather good. 
He's all right and I I do like 

1048
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:31,760
him in the Carry On films, 
although possibly I think Carry 

1049
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:40,480
On Abroad is his finest moment. 
He's early Monsieur Alphonse, 

1050
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,360
but before he got before it got 
really cartoony. 

1051
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:49,120
I think his first appearance as 
Monsieur Alphonse in Lowalo is 

1052
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:54,360
remarkable just in terms of 
comic timing, and I absolutely 

1053
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:59,360
adore the character he played in
that episode of Blackadder the 

1054
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:05,600
Third where he's one of the two 
actors advising the Prince on 

1055
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:10,680
how to project himself and I I 
absolutely he plays alongside 

1056
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:14,200
Hugh Paddock. 
Oh well, yes, again, a class 

1057
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:19,000
actor, yes. 
It's a shame he got stereotyped 

1058
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,400
with the Carry On films because 
he was a versatile actor. 

1059
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:27,560
And yeah, I can see what you've 
got him in as one of the people 

1060
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,640
in in the gun show because he 
because I thought he's very good

1061
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,880
as so mincing. 
Was it something? 

1062
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:41,520
OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
So. 

1063
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,840
And after Kenneth, on my list is
Charles Hilton. 

1064
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,760
But again, was he? 
He was just the kind of a relief

1065
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,960
producer for the goonship, 
wasn't he? 

1066
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,680
He wasn't. 
He he was a a good producer. 

1067
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,360
Yes. 
A lot of other things apart from

1068
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,520
just comedy and so on. 
So a safe pair of hands I think 

1069
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,920
is the way you describe him. 
And then we've got I've, I've, 

1070
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,760
I've, I've put John Entropus 
next. 

1071
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,960
But thinking about it, I'm 
gonna, I'm gonna say John 

1072
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:19,240
Entropus and Morris Wilcher 
equal because they both produced

1073
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:22,720
or Co wrote a couple of scripts 
for the Goon Show. 

1074
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,160
Morris Wilcher with Larry 
Stevens, of course. 

1075
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:32,440
And and it's just on the basis 
that they both had involvement 

1076
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:36,760
in script writing duties on the 
Goon Show that I felt that they 

1077
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:40,480
should they should be included. 
You're still with us, isn't he, 

1078
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,040
John Entropus? 
John is, yes. 

1079
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:48,440
Now there's a guest for you. 
I've tried, but he's he's at 

1080
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:53,720
he's at an age where I think 
he's, he's, he said everything 

1081
01:07:53,720 --> 01:08:01,040
there is to say about the Goons.
I've got, I've got Carol Carr 

1082
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:07,320
down next because she was in an 
episode of the Goons. 

1083
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:13,880
I said before she was in the 
first goon version of Robin Hood

1084
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,880
was in the third series. 
Oh. 

1085
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:19,479
She was in there last year, OK. 
And it was it was. 

1086
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,680
It was billed as a Christmas 
pantomime and it was a 45 minute

1087
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:27,040
show and Dick Henry was in that 
and also Carol Carr. 

1088
01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:31,680
And Carol Carr, of course, was 
the was the pretty much the one 

1089
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,200
woman who wasn't a television 
Topper who was in down among the

1090
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:40,760
Zeppelin as well. 
So on that basis I include. 

1091
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:45,520
Her you've gone for everyone 
ever involved in the kids show. 

1092
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,240
Wow, we're getting to. 
We're getting to the end, folks.

1093
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:52,160
You'll be glad to hear because 
I've got I've got three, I've 

1094
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:56,000
got 3 left. 
I'm going to include Poggy 

1095
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:04,520
Poggson, the saxophonist, 
because he he well, for example,

1096
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,720
in the episode Farog, he 
actually gets a credit in the 

1097
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:11,200
script. 
He is in the cast list. 

1098
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:17,640
Farog is listed as a cast member
and and Poggson plays Farog 

1099
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:21,359
because he plays that 
distinctive music in in that 

1100
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:26,240
show. 
So I I'm including him on that 

1101
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:31,560
very flimsy basis. 
OK, I'm also including Jack 

1102
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:36,960
Train for his for his his 
memorable appearance in Shifting

1103
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,279
Sands, of course, but also he 
was in. 

1104
01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:41,800
Pinko yeah, that's right. 
He basically replaced major 

1105
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:45,359
bloodmark in that, didn't he? 
Over. 

1106
01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:48,359
But yeah, I like his shifting 
sands. 

1107
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:53,479
Him and blood not together, yes.
It's sad they never did any more

1108
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,840
because I thought they were 
wonderful. 

1109
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,720
Yeah. 
That was I, I. 

1110
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,160
I expect you're wondering why. 
You sent for me. 

1111
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,080
He just slotted in, didn't he? 
Perfectly, he was. 

1112
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,120
Absolutely. 
And final name on my list. 

1113
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:17,040
And it was kind of a head 
scratch of this because I wanted

1114
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,440
to get to 30, you know, just for
neatness. 

1115
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:23,320
And I suppose I could have had 
Dennis Price because he, you 

1116
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:27,360
know, he was in Robin Hood. 
But I've gone for Bernard Miles 

1117
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:31,360
because of his because of the 
fact that he often gets 

1118
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:35,320
referenced in the goons. 
And he was obviously in the rent

1119
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,600
collectors, which was a 
brilliant episode. 

1120
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:43,640
And also the character, that of 
Swede, that Peter Sellers played

1121
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:50,080
on and off, the Cornish 
character, he was kind of 

1122
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,000
influenced I think by. 
Bennett Yeah. 

1123
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,000
So stop. 
Country accent. 

1124
01:10:55,520 --> 01:11:00,240
Yeah, well, I'm surprised you 
didn't include any of the 

1125
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,880
backroom boys, to be quite 
honest. 

1126
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:07,600
You know, some spot effects and.
Yeah, well, Ron Belshier and Ian

1127
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,000
Cook and people. 
Like JP Hamilton. 

1128
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,680
Yes, of course. 
Yeah, you're absolutely right. 

1129
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:18,120
And apologies. 
Yeah, there's quite a few 

1130
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:21,400
others, aren't there? 
It's very important to the Goon 

1131
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,560
Show that you never hear about 
just because all they did was 

1132
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:30,600
sound effects and what have you.
Yes, we're all agreed that's one

1133
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,200
of the integral parts of the 
Goon Show. 

1134
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,960
That's what things that made it 
great. 

1135
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,120
So there's a list for another 
time. 

1136
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,960
The Backroom Boy. 
You've made me. 

1137
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,680
You've made me feel wretched 
now. 

1138
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,480
I should have. 
I should have said, I should 

1139
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,280
have said had his number 16 on 
my list. 

1140
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:46,520
All the, you know, all all 
those, all those guys, sort of. 

1141
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,720
The backroom boys, Yes. 
Jointly the backroom boys, I 

1142
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,000
mean. 
John Browell, of course, was, 

1143
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,560
but then he he. 
Stepped out of that and 

1144
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,160
promoted, yeah. 
Yeah, so that said. 

1145
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:01,360
So there we go. 
So I'm really surprised, Roger, 

1146
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,200
because I thought we'd whip 
through that list and we'd be 

1147
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,240
done with that. 
But we've actually been talking 

1148
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:11,680
for for for about an hour and 15
minutes. 

1149
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,880
Has any of the the names on my 
list my extended list? 

1150
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,640
Would you substitute any of 
those for your top? 

1151
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,160
I'd certainly add one of the 
two, and that's for certain. 

1152
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,480
As I said, as you were going 
along, yeah, I should have had 

1153
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,880
him on my list. 
Yeah, I should have had him on. 

1154
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,200
But like I say, that's the point
with list, isn't it? 

1155
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,840
They're wrong. 
Yes, they're wrong. 

1156
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:40,920
So there you go. 
Anything else you want to add to

1157
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:44,160
the general conversation? 
No, I think we've discussed the 

1158
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:47,280
important people in the gun show
pretty much. 

1159
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,560
I'd be interested to see if 
anyone comes up with any names 

1160
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:55,200
that we've left out. 
And there's probably an obvious 

1161
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,720
name that both you and I just 
haven't thought about, which is 

1162
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,320
everyone's screaming at us now, 
listening. 

1163
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,920
It would be like if we'd 
forgotten to mention Peter 

1164
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,640
Sellers or. 
Something we did meant just 

1165
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,360
ours, didn't we? 
We did, yes. 

1166
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,320
OK, Roger. 
Well, many, Many thanks again. 

1167
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:19,240
You're always, always a reliable
guest to have on because you can

1168
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,640
talk and talk and talk and talk.
And you saved me having to do 

1169
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:26,760
it. 
And we'll we'll no doubt meet 

1170
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:30,760
again some some sunny day. 
I hope so. 

1171
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,320
Thank you, Tyler. 
I've thoroughly enjoyed it as 

1172
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,720
expected. 
And you put some thoughts in my 

1173
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,640
head as well, which we hadn't 
been there before. 

1174
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:41,280
So a very enjoyable and fruitful
discussion.

