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Hello, Hello to you, too. 
Memories immediately, of course,

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of the goons. 
And at total to 7:00 tomorrow, 

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the raps come off, the first of 
five goon shows never before 

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heard in the UK. 
They've gathered dust for nearly

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30 years and were thought to 
have been destroyed, but ABBC 

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recording engineer Ted Kendall 
tracked them down. 

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And what does he think of the 
goons? 

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The Goon Show is unique. 
It's a blend of radio comedy and

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radio drama. 
It throws such strong pictures 

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in the mind. 
If you read the books, you know 

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that it's just Sellers, Seek and
Milligan just standing at a 

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couple of bites doing these 
things. 

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But when you listen to them, it 
doesn't sound like that. 

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There's all these wonderful 
characters. 

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There's Blood Knock and Moriarty
and Grip Pipe and Eccles and 

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Blue Bottle, and they're 
gallivanting over this 

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ridiculous landscape and, you 
know, disappearing through 

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portable holes. 
In this kind of caper, you get 

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things like people descending 
infinite flights of stairs to 

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answer the door in a bungalow. 
If the preparations for 

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Christmas have reduced you to a 
frazzle, then the best thing you

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can do at 12:30 is turn down the
Turkey and turn on the goons. 

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The. 
Hello and welcome to Goonpod. 

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My name is Tyler Adams and we 
have a slightly different show 

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this week. 
Last year I interviewed Ted 

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Kendall, the sound engineers, 
sound engineer and well known to

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all Goons enthusiasts as the man
who lovingly and painstakingly 

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repaired, restored and 
revitalized most of the existing

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Goon Shows, shows which had 
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incomplete or muddy sounding or 
both. 

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Ted first began working on the 
Goon shows in the 80s, but it 

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was his collaboration with Dirk 
Mags on 1991's At Last the Go On

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Show and subsequent Commission 
to restore a bunch of shows for 

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a high profile Radio Two and 
Radio 4 repeat season soon after

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that made Ted a household name, 
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received a quarterly copy of the
GSPS newsletter. 

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Ted would, most notably for us 
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compendiums, and it is him we 
have to thank for such riches. 

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Not only all the extent shows 
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possible quality, but a whole 
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material, from show warmups to 
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sound effects, interviews and so
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There's a few reasons that the 
episode I recorded with Ted 

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didn't go out last year, mainly 
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But it was a fascinating 
conversation and for the longest

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time it's been bugging me that I
couldn't share it with you 

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listeners. 
So what I have done is Knocked 

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Together, a show which is 99% 
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minimal involvement from me. 
What could be better? 

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I hear you cry. 
Anyway, when Ted and I began 

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talking, he briefly touched on 
his earliest memories of goon 

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type content, the Tele Goons. 
Here's Ted. 

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I love them. 
I mean, you see them back now 

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and they are a bit crude and 
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But now I am a fan of telecoms 
and I well remember being rather

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miffed that one Saturday the 
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for the repeat of the first 
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the broadcast of the second 
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I didn't think much of that at 
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cross the Whovians, Not on this 
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When I started in sound, I could
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could read fluently. 
We had several tape recorders at

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home. 
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profession he was a routine 
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But radio and music were twin 
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And we had a Grundig tape 
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used to play about. 
And I remember on one of these 

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tapes, I mean, I know now 
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I, I, I didn't for a long time. 
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saying, what does the dirt 
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sensuous drinks of the Orient 
Ayars. 

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I remember the Ayars, the, the, 
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the R. 
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bit of goons I actually heard. 
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connected it as such. 
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the goon repeat season in 69. 
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the last goon show of all in in 
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And of course that has been a 
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throughout my life. 
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of all. 
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went from there, recorded it off
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drove my parents to distraction.
My mum bought me the Goon Show 

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companion. 
I was at home on the bank 

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holiday weekend. 
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I remember reading this book. 
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an album by Quiet Sun called 
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Quiet Sun was an offshoot of 
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I remember Sun streaming in 
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front room window. 
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Classics off that album. 
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Classics. 
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seeing all these TLO numbers and
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just to sort of live among those
TL OS and do all this stuff and,

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and things, you know, ridiculous
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But by that time I'd already 
resolved I was going to join the

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BBC because at that point the 
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institution. 
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stands for. 
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years earlier I'd written to the
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work for you because wants to 
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things. 
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And yes, I mean, I just played 
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with amplifiers. 
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constructing an audio mixer 
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and one that worked was actually
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But I, I, you know, I, I, I, I 
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when I was 10, but myself when I
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to treat the thing with a bit 
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front of school choirs and local
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anything that moved. 
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pretty hands on about recording,
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it at that stage. 
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pair was the way to go. 
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but let's not go into that. 
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So I was learning about all that
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I went to university and my 
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engineering, so it's a technical
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way of thinking in the BBC, most
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looked after the equipment, 
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equipment, and the people who 
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were taught the technical side 
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culture in domestic radio. 
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television to be honest. 
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50th anniversary celebrations, 
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across radios 2-3 and four. 
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absolutely miraculous. 
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built this Heathkit receiver and
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stereo light came up and there 
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bleed. 
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Multiplex system. 
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that's so clever that got me 
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university. 
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BBC for somebody who came in as 
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either maintenance or planning 
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Projects Department, but it was 
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installation. 
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most people that stood for panic
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Anyway, you see, I was doing 
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wanted to get into installing 
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bit I was going to do. 
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systems, which I found dry as 
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I could do it, but it was it 
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do. 
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advert in the BBC staff paper 
for a senior balance engineer at

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Transcription Recording Unit. 
Transcription. 

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Ah ha, ha, ha, goes my little 
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You see, that's where the gooms 
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Two birds, one stone. 
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youth. 
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in for an interview and they 
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And the first thing that 
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into this room and they said, 
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mix it. 
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multitrack desk in my life. 
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was about. 
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produce a light music balance. 
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are difficult. 
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the ensemble balance themselves 
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will work if you've got a pair 
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what's going on. 
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the particular instruments 
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But anyway, so it had strings. 
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how strings going to simply 
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across the across the thing. 
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and, and a bit, you know, bit of
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everything. 
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reverb because I, you know, and 
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and it then got immediately 
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And the chairman of the board, 
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recording engineer of many years
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And I could see him trying not 
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good about it. 
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details, the balance, like why 
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I said, well, Symphony layout 
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Why didn't you put any reverb 
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And I said, well, I don't want 
Mantovani, which was, you know, 

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the, the standard funny answer 
to that question, but, you know,

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well, yes, all right, he's got 
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What about the harp? 
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He said, yes, all right, That 
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You might not have noticed it. 
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And, and, and this sort of thing
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And like, you know, Jimmy 
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coordinator, said the very vast 
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I mean, his first balancing job 
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something and he was Julian 
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and he said, well Ted, how would
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string sound? 
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orchestra I could lay my hands 
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couldn't think of anything else 
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I didn't get that job. 
But I I rang Adrian up and said 

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it was nice of you to at least 
humor me. 

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And he said not at all that 
considering you've 0 experience,

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you did quite well. 
How about an attachment? 

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And that's where it all started.
I got established in 

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transcription service and then I
went looking for goons because I

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knew from Wilma that there were 
goon tapes lurking. 

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And that's where the source of 
the professional thing started. 

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The first transcriptions issue, 
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basically more or less as soon 
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The orders of transcription 
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was very largely sort of an 
expat thing, very largely 

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broadcasting organizations 
within the empire or the 

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Commonwealth. 
There was still an empire in the

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mid 50s, but it was diminishing.
So there were a large number of 

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stations which weren't actually 
commercial, so didn't have to 

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have commercial breaks in 1/2 
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So the general idea was to run 
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of play out to allow for 
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that kind of thing. 
So it fit nicely in 1/2 hour 

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slot. 
In the 50s certain things were 

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taken out. 
Topical references, offensive 

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gags. 
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interestingly changed between 
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In the 50s it was generally 
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certainly through most of the 
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in white box of Great Barfield. 
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actually got into the TS1 issue,
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the sensitivities were 
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topicality in the 50s. 
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Moriarty is singing a snatch of 
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Christmas and it actually comes 
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backwards across the Irish Sea. 
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snipped out policy cut had to go
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the in In the 60s, the 
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racial sensitivities become more
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customers to insert commercials 
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things that were sort of, you 
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50s in common knowledge no 
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So out they went. 
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was dead and Sabrina was 
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till I think 67. 
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known, known enough even then to
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the particular. 
Producer, Hello, me again. 

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At this point I saw fit to 
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glaringly clunky edits in the 
String Robberies episode, it 

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being fresh in my mind as we'd 
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Max Geldrey will show what fun 
could be had. 

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Brandy. 
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that is that it didn't even get 
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Tom Ronald was a slightly old 
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I mean, he he did Hancock's half
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So he wasn't that old fashioned,
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the Goons than most. 
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frustration because there's 
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now. 
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editing channel for the Goons 
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there was a cupboard without 
takes in. 

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But Yodian Hall I think got 
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I was too late. 
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material in from lots of other 
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that particular cut, there's 
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The other one is Shangranar. 
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Lost Horizontally otherwise 
known as Cross Ava Gardner with 

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Stethoscope Geiger counter and 
you know those two of the two 

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worst deficiencies that come to 
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to be done. 
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and that is the best that could 
be done. 

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But it's still, it's still jars 
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Meantime, Mexico will show what 
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Brandy, the story of Shangri-La.
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book Lost Horizontally, based on
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the play across Ava Gardner with
stethoscope Geiger counter. 

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Shangri-La Goons isn't the only 
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I've done. 
I've done jazz. 

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I've done some rather important,
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releases. 
I've worked across the board. 

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And because I've been a 
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guarantee you've got of anything
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And the only way you're going to
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back of the CD case as it was, 
you know, you pick it up out the

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rack, you turn it over, got Ted 
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say fine, that's as good as it's
going to be. 

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If Ted's worked on it, it's as 
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buy it. 
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the consumer that I was striving
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you, if the stuff doesn't sell, 
then people are going to pay 

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you. 
You see. 

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So that was sort of the ethos. 
I, I, I suppose, yes. 

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I mean, I'm a bit of a fuss ass 
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right. 
I had I had mentor in sound 

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restoration, John RT Davis, 
whose name is known to goon fans

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of the world over. 
Anyway, I'd had quite a good 

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training in modern sound 
techniques and transcription 

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service, and when I seriously 
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hooked up with John quite early,
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of acetates taken off air in the
50s. 

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And that turned into another 
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was able to bring home to me 
just what music you could get 

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off of 78 if you played the 
thing sympathetically. 

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I have to admit, sort of growing
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Technically, they would only 
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And John said, well, no, there 
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jazz, of course, it's down very 
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performer than the serious 
music. 

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And if you want Coleman Hawkins,
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you've got to get it off at 78. 
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recording into the 60s, but you 
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then. 
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but a ruin Stillwell drank and 
all that. 

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But you know, if you really want
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say, you know, that is the stuff
recorded in the 30s on 78. 

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he was essentially a musician 
with a technical bent and I was 

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a technician with musical bent. 
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synergy going on, which led to 
my disc transfer box called the 

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front end, which has been 
another one of the disease like 

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motifs in my existence. 
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on, look, a lot of people 
achieve things because they 

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don't know it can't be done. 
Now that's quite a powerful 

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idea, that. 
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obviously a way to see far, OK. 
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goods particularly has been 
built on the efforts of other 

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people in preservation 
particularly, you know, there 

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have been tapes going out of odd
parts of the BBC under people's 

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coats and all that kind of thing
when otherwise they would have 

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been wiped. 
So, you know, there's a lot of 

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that going on. 
We got talking about the Goon 

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Show Companion and about Roger 
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Peter had assisted Roger in 
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I think the story goes that 
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given the job of clearing out a 
look of somebody who'd left, and

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in that locker were 16 reels of 
the Goon Show. 

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And of those 16, I think 15 were
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One had very little mod on it at
all. 

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It was a badly wiped original of
I think the better pudding her. 

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But then essentially what had 
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gone because transcriptions 
service and the external 

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services at Bush House had close
lengths of both part of external

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services. 
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obviously gone to Saint Hilda's,
which was where transcription 

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was at the time. 
One day had seen the washing 

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pile. 
Washing is the BBC term for bulk

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Eurasia incidentally. 
And you've seen these goon show 

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tapes on the washing pile and 
had just walked out of the hand 

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with was very big handful of 
1610 inch tapes and he'd 

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secreted them in his lock at a 
loss to know what to do next 

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with them. 
Well, Peter and Roger knew 

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exactly what to do with them. 
They spirited them out of the 

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building pronto. 
Those reels eventually came back

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to the BBC when I sought them 
out in, I think 1986. 

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Whereas a transcription service,
I got an attachment to archives 

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to find exactly what was in 
transcription service, which 

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would be of interest to Sound 
Archives, Extraordinary, the two

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parts. 
The BBC didn't communicate 

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better, but there you are. 
That's the way the BBC worked at

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the time. 
But there were a lot of things 

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that were right about the BBC 
then which aren't now. 

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So I don't wish to decry the BBC
of old and the spirited these 

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tapes out and preserve them. 
They didn't actually get back on

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air till about 808687. 
But once I got to transcription 

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service and and and found out 
there was all this stuff, I did 

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quietly start to talk to people 
about it. 

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One of the producers on comedy, 
Bridget Marrow, nice lady, she 

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humored me, which was nice of 
it. 

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And she said well look, you 
know, let's try and find out 

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exactly what there is, see if 
there's more stuff we can put 

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out. 
Because I think there was a bit 

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of interest generated around 
1985 because Richard Eves was 

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doing good repeats at the time 
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Transcription and said, look, if
you got the original of 1985, 

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obviously Transcription never 
issued it because it was too 

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topical. 
But yes, we did have 1985 that 

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got dubbed and sent over and had
a, a domestic repeats. 

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And then that got sent out 
overseas. 

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And that created a little flurry
of interest. 

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And Bridget said, well, look, 
can you do a bit of ferreting 

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and see what else we've got 
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So that was really the start of 
that. 

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And that caused me to get in 
touch with John RT, Now Peter 

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Copeland, of course, I knew from
the Gooncho Companion. 

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And by that time in his career 
he was the fastest dubbing mixer

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in the West. 
Well, he worked out of Bristol, 

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so that was in the West. 
But he was doing soundtracks 

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with things like film dubbing 
for things like wildlife on one.

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And as he said to me, his 
greatest virtue in that thing 

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was that he had a reaction time 
of about 8 frames. 

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OK, 8 frames is about 1/3 of a 
second in in film parlance, 

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slightly less in television 
because it's 25 frames. 

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But this reaction time and, and,
and, you know, he could 

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construct soundtracks for all 
the these Attenborough epics and

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very good he was at it too. 
Peter was essentially a 

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collector of sound recordings. 
He was recording off air. 

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Well, he started on disc, built 
his own disc recorder and he 

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started using tape about 1960. 
And by this time he was already 

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working for the Beeb. 
He kept his sound business going

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basically as an insurance 
against sudden dismissal from 

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the BBC because he felt he was 
probably saying a little bit 

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close to the wind for the way 
the BBC worked at the time. 

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But the BBC actually decided he 
was quite valuable because he 

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was one of those guys they could
show anywhere to plug a hole. 

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So he ended up dotting around 
various bits of the BBC through 

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the 60s, doing various difficult
jobs and he was found very 

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useful and he washed up in film 
dubbing. 

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But all this time he was 
collecting the 70 eights and 

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spoken word on 78 was a big 
thing with him and recording 

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comedy, particularly comedy off 
air all throughout the 60s and 

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70s. 
Throughout the 60s, it was 

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pretty good quality. 
The 70s, like a lot of us at the

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time, he felt the economic pinch
a bit and the, the speeds went 

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down and the tracks got 
narrower. 

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But still, it's all valuable 
stuff. 

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And, you know, his involvement 
with the goods was basically 

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part of that. 
I think he had a fairly complete

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run of the Radio Times or, or 
could access it And, and, and he

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was, you know, a meticulous 
researcher as well. 

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See, when I was in 
transcription, I, I've been sort

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of gooing around for for a 
little while that I was actually

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what was rather fun because I, I
sort of been trained up, but I 

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was obviously a little bit 
square, Peggy in their eyes. 

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But no matter. 
But they found and Bridget have 

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found this thing that I wanted 
to do was good at and I was 

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actually put in the allocation 
sheets for the day. 

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You know, I have a whole day 
goons, which was great. 

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So I go digging and dubbing and 
generally sorting things out. 

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And then the retiring OPS 
manager Pete Brunskill said. 

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You know, Ted, we've got a few 
goon tapes in this cupboard in 

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my office, would like to check 
them over. 

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He was a lovely bloke Pete, he'd
been in the RAF, I think he'd be

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bomber crew. 
Anyway, he's a lovely bloke and 

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and things. 
And so he handed me these tapes 

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and I sort of took them into a 
channel and played them. 

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And I thought, yeah, right, 
yeah, Mountain eaters, yeah, all

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right. 
But we've really got mountain 

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eaters and there's this thing 
dreaded about a pudding hurder. 

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So I put that on without any 
sort of particular expectation. 

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I thought TOXTOX, that sounds 
odd. 

446
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,920
Tox means that it was recorded 
in a channel at 200 Oxford St. 

447
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,880
rather than at Broadcasting 
House. 

448
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,080
You see, I'm playing this thing 
and I'm expecting it to be 

449
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,960
better. 
Pudding herder. 

450
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,600
And of course it's the same 
script. 

451
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,360
And then little things in the 
performance start to go adrift. 

452
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,200
And you think it isn't, is it? 
What is this? 

453
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,560
And then it took a little while 
to realize that Milligan wasn't 

454
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,120
there because Peter was doing a 
good job doing Eccles and all 

455
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,920
that. 
And then you have the little 

456
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,440
things with, you know, Eccles 
talking to another Milligan 

457
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,800
character. 
So they had to pre record one of

458
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,840
them. 
That's right. 

459
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,400
It's Blue Bottle talking to 
Eccles. 

460
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,600
So so Peter was doing Blue 
Bottle live and the response 

461
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,400
from Eccles was played in on a 
disc and he thought, yeah, now 

462
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,640
what's going on? 
What's going on? 

463
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:32,120
And then the this is Mr. Attlee.
Somebody's just throwing a 

464
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,960
better pudding at me, you know, 
and and, and who would have done

465
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,000
that? 
And they rang up, rang a number 

466
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,640
as a 29 Hyde Park gate which the
Churchill's residence after he 

467
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,120
resigned. 
So that put it later than 54 

468
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:48,240
because Church has gone 55. 
And, you know, I mean, it seems 

469
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,960
so obvious now, but I mean, the,
the the clues were slowly 

470
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,440
meshing in my head. 
And I think it hello, yes, this 

471
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,240
is actually something different.
And then I saw Doug further and 

472
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,080
found, yes, it was indeed. 
But that is the only show that 

473
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:05,760
Wilmot missed, which is it's 
remarkable for research work to 

474
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,600
be that good that long after 
publication. 

475
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:14,960
It's extremely thorough. 
Blonde buttons there's no need 

476
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,520
to worry about the mine. 
Yes, I must worry. 

477
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,400
And Matt, I don't want to be 
Diddy, you know can't tell you. 

478
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,720
Why did I tell you why I didn't 
want to be in Daddy? 

479
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,680
Because I'm wearing my best iron
laptop spots yet hurriedly puts 

480
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,600
on carbo tin head. 
Don't you worry, blonde button 

481
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,240
that mine can't hurt us. 
That mine is one of ours. 

482
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:59,380
Around about 8687 could have 
been somebody decided to have a 

483
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:03,140
bit of a policy at Radio Four. 
They do it from time to time. 

484
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:07,860
You see, It was to the effect 
that comedy shows in particular 

485
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:11,420
were after editing, were coming 
out rather too short and 

486
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:13,140
announcers were having to do a 
lot of fill. 

487
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:20,240
So the edict went out that for a
30 minute slot, the program had 

488
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:25,640
to run at least 29 minutes 15 or
for every 5 seconds the under 

489
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,800
ran 100 lbs would be taken off 
the program budget. 

490
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,160
Now, of course, to produce, 
there's nothing like a monetary 

491
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,600
incentive. 
So when Richard Edis was given 

492
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,240
job of selecting the Goon show 
for that year and it turned out 

493
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,280
to be the International Crystal 
Pudding, first thing that 

494
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,560
happened was he got sent the 27 
minute version and he came back 

495
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:51,200
and said well that's 27 minutes.
Got a bit of a problem with 

496
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,160
that, which he explained and 
that got thrown to me as the 

497
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,800
Goon man. 
And it was one of those 

498
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,920
instances where I was able to 
say, well, it just so happens 

499
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:08,560
that I have about me a tape copy
of the original TS issue, which 

500
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,840
was one of the tapes which had 
come from Peters Cash at 

501
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:18,000
Bristol, which had come out of 
the tin cupboards in Bush House,

502
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:23,560
which sort of thing. 
And straight off the bat, I was 

503
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,760
able to reinstate most of the 
script just by cutting between 

504
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,360
versions. 
The cuts actually work quite 

505
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,160
well. 
The, the, the, the tapes were 

506
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,000
very far, weren't very far apart
in terms of sound, which was 

507
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,280
useful. 
They, they shouldn't have been 

508
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,240
being studio does. 
But there was sort of little 

509
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,480
subtle things that were done to 
the pick of the goon stuff. 

510
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,400
Bit of limiting, little bit of 
equalization. 

511
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,080
But the joints weren't well 
enough. 

512
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,480
And that got the thing out to 
length because I was able to get

513
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,440
the play out off the TS1 version
and they weren't on the the pick

514
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,800
of the goon's versions with 
about one exception, I think 

515
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,160
there was no actual play out. 
So that was very nearly the 

516
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,600
thing at transmission length. 
So Richard was inclined to say 

517
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,920
job done, but you see, I wasn't 
because there was one line left 

518
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,720
and that was the explodable 
granite statue with built in 

519
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,400
plunger, which was originally an
explosive granite statue of 

520
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,240
Bessie Braddock with built in 
plunger. 

521
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,840
Now of course by that time most 
people have forgotten Bessie 

522
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,080
Braddock. 
Bessie Braddock was quite, quite

523
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:35,600
significant actually. 
She was a an MP for a seat in 

524
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:41,800
Liverpool Labour and she was a 
fierce champion of the 

525
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,640
underprivileged and particularly
of underprivileged women and 

526
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,960
children. 
And she was a little 

527
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,200
uncomfortable for the Labour 
leadership even in the 1950s. 

528
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,080
And the way she went about this,
she just did not belt up and she

529
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,720
was about 5 foot nothing and a 
right battle axe, but a battle 

530
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:03,720
axe in a good cause. 
So unfortunately the only tape I

531
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:09,800
had of the complete broadcast 
was a bit hissy and the 

532
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,600
techniques I had available at 
the time were not brilliant, but

533
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:17,080
I fought that thing as hard as I
could and it was good enough for

534
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,160
transmission. 
So that thing went out a 

535
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,520
complete length. 
And of Bessie Braddock, yes, it 

536
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,280
hisses a bit, but it's there. 
Now the later restorations are a

537
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,640
lot better because I had 
different sources, better 

538
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,160
techniques, all that sort of 
thing. 

539
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:37,680
But that was, I think, my first 
full length restoration that 

540
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,480
sort of put me on the map as far
as the corporation was concerned

541
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:51,930
anyway. 
At this point I asked Ted if he 

542
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:55,130
referred to or borrowed from any
of the LP's which had been 

543
00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:58,000
commercially released, 
specifically those the BBC 

544
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,520
issued. 
I tended not to pay too much 

545
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,040
attention to the BBC issues 
because I knew they'd had 

546
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,280
various things done to them. 
The call of the West, for 

547
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,600
instance. 
I mean, it's been through a 

548
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,440
noise gate, you can hear it. 
A noise gate. 

549
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:18,480
It's basically designed to 
reduce your perception of noise 

550
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:24,040
in the reproduction by dropping 
the gain of the channel when 

551
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,239
there's no signal present. 
OK, so if something's happening,

552
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,320
yes, you let the signal through.
But when there's a bit of 

553
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,600
silence, it closes down to a 
degree so that you hear less 

554
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,800
hiss. 
And and and if you're doing a 

555
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,080
rock mix, it's great if you've 
got a sort of a rather noisy 

556
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,360
guitar amplifier and and you 
just want that Channel to be 

557
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,520
quiet when the guitar isn't 
actually playing. 

558
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,800
Very effective when you start 
using it on a signal, because 

559
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,040
then it's just one element of 
the mix and everything that's 

560
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,800
going on around will disguise 
the action of the boys gate. 

561
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,320
But when it's on a mixed signal,
it's different matter. 

562
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,920
And the air will pick these 
things up very, very readily, 

563
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,360
which may make the thing OK for 
entertainment value, but it 

564
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,200
validates it as a source unless 
you're ready forced to. 

565
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,280
But you know, various things 
with the BBC issues out of 

566
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,560
commercial necessity. 
The Lagoon show Pure has been 

567
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,480
repurposed in many ways for many
markets. 

568
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,600
And my job, I suppose, was to 
get it back to the point where 

569
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,760
you think it's had it it it 
hasn't been molested at all and 

570
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,840
and then it's just as it was, I 
suppose. 

571
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,480
It's remarkable the number of 
times I actually managed to do 

572
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,080
that and make it completely 
inaudible. 

573
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:46,280
There are others where, you 
know, one had to do the best 

574
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,640
that could be done for some 
stuff. 

575
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,000
There's there's only one source 
and it's not ideal. 

576
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,080
And it's at that point you 
rarely earn your corn because 

577
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,800
you're trying to make its 
deficiencies as unobtrusive as 

578
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,000
possible and to make the joins 
as seamless as possible. 

579
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,880
And nothing interrupts the comic
flow like a burst of hiss or 

580
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,800
harm or something like that. 
It's just distracting. 

581
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,520
You're, you're, you're it 
because, because we're animals 

582
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,880
whose survival depended on the 
acuity of our hearing, 

583
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,680
especially to transits to 
changes in sound. 

584
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,160
The you know, the, the tiger 
that's going to eat you is 

585
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,400
probably going to snap it big 
behind your neck, behind your 

586
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,840
left ear, and you have to pick 
that transient up right. 

587
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,040
So the ear is sensitive to these
things because of evolutionary 

588
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,040
considerations. 
Part, part of the task is to 

589
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,120
make sure that such disturbances
don't occur and distract the ear

590
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:49,600
from the subject matter. 
And remake of 1985 there was 

591
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:57,040
quite a reasonable, there was 
one version which I think was 

592
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:04,640
quite reasonable on a slow speed
tape, but that it started in the

593
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,680
middle of the Jon Snake 
telescreen announcement at the 

594
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,360
beginning. 
So it was about a minute and a 

595
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,080
half, two minutes missing off 
the front. 

596
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,280
And then the music items were 
chopped out. 

597
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:20,000
And yeah, I think that had to be
from two or three originals, 

598
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,800
none of which was particularly 
good. 

599
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,000
And it was just a question of 
taking the one that was best, 

600
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,560
using that as the sort of the 
the template to match the others

601
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,720
too, and then doing the best I 
could. 

602
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,360
Now our 1985 mark two was, yeah,
not fun. 

603
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,760
Actually not fun. 
My name is 846 Winston Seagull. 

604
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,000
I'm a worker in the great new 
reflecting centre of the Big 

605
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,920
Brother Corporation, or as you 
knew it, the BBC. 

606
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,840
In every room is ATV screen that
gives out a stream of orders. 

607
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,560
Attention people of England 
state. 

608
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,320
Thanks to the rationing of the 
free market, the price of tea 

609
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:08,120
has now gone down to 85°. 1/4 
And here's good news for state 

610
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,800
housewives. 
The following goods are now in 

611
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,160
the shops. 
Plastic and sawdust elephant 

612
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:20,880
night shirts, second hand 
concrete parachutes, artificial 

613
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:26,080
explodable woolen bloomers and 
self igniting tailless shirts 

614
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,040
with anti Thunder sheet 
attached. 

615
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,960
There are unlimited supplies in 
the shops. 

616
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:39,280
Oh, it's good to be alive, I. 
Mean, of course, I went 

617
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,040
freelance in the teeth of the 
recession. 

618
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,800
I was a bit cushioned by the 
redundancy payment, but by the 

619
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:52,200
middle of 91 things were looking
a bit thin and I took a brief 

620
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,440
and rather disastrous 
appointment at a music college 

621
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,840
as their recording manager. 
Little did I realize at that 

622
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,000
point I was being parachuted 
into a toxic environment and 

623
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,120
lasted about a month and I just 
thought life's too short really.

624
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,800
I was living at the time in 
Leeds because I'd gone my last 

625
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,840
years in the in the Beeb. 
I'd gone up there to do 

626
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,800
recording for the Northeast 
region. 

627
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,560
The North region was split for a
few years in the 80s as some 

628
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,480
sort of experiment, and 
basically the Northeast region 

629
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,040
was supposed to produce stuff at
barking basement prices. 

630
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,880
So they were using local radio 
practices for domestic radio. 

631
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,360
And because it was local radio 
practices, it was engineers on 

632
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,480
the knobs. 
I've been traded transcription 

633
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,240
and the serious music producer 
Tony Askew, I knew from 

634
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,960
transcription. 
So he said, look, there's this 

635
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,560
job, come do it. 
And that was a chance to buy a 

636
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,680
house and all that sort of 
thing. 

637
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,920
As I say, I did that rather 
ridiculous sing at music college

638
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:02,600
for a month, then a gig with 
Conifer Records doing a lot of 

639
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:08,680
stuff off 70 Eights started up 
just about the week after I left

640
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,640
this college, which was pretty 
fortuitous. 

641
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,800
And the guy I worked with, the 
Conifer, knew Michael Poynton. 

642
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,840
Michael Poynton obviously knew 
Dirk Mags. 

643
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,280
And the producer I was working 
with at Conifer knew I was good 

644
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,760
and mad. 
So he entered in the 

645
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,160
introduction. 
Ah, come to think of it, Dirk 

646
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,320
being BBC, would probably have 
talked to Bridget. 

647
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,560
Dirk would have gone to Bridget 
for material that was in 

648
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,040
transcription service. 
And Bridget would no doubt have 

649
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,880
mentioned whether if you're 
doing goons, don't do it without

650
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,000
Ted Kendall, because he can 
smooth your path. 

651
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,920
He knows. 
He knows where everything is. 

652
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,840
Well, of course I didn't, but I 
probably knew where more stuff 

653
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,120
was than most people. 
So that's how I got roped into 

654
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:59,120
it last to go on show. 
Lots and lots of goon talk going

655
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,440
on 'cause we were three goon 
nuts together. 

656
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:07,240
And I, I said to look, you know,
there's a problem with the goon 

657
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:13,120
show among many, but there are 
so many shows that haven't been 

658
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:20,240
heard in their entirety for so 
long because EMI have them and 

659
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,240
they've only put out these 
truncated versions. 

660
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,040
They're not likely to do 
anything else with them. 

661
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:30,000
And this thought obviously went 
into Dirk's mind because at last

662
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,960
the go on show went over very 
well. 

663
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:39,560
I mean, that was a magnum opus. 
And oh, it's put it this way, on

664
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:44,080
the final assembly that was in, 
I think age 51 or somewhere in, 

665
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,760
in BH. 
And Dirk goes into it in the 

666
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,920
podcast. 
But to start with, there were 

667
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,680
three of us there at about 9:00 
at night. 

668
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,120
I just, I just gave up. 
I said, sorry, guys, you've got 

669
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,960
everything you need to have you.
Yes, they said. 

670
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,520
So I went home and I hadn't 
realized at that time that this 

671
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,760
was sort of Dirk's MO that in 
the, in the, in the, you know, 

672
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,480
the final assembly or something 
like that. 

673
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,600
He would just work through the 
night, which we did on the remix

674
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:19,080
of the Last Goon Show. 
And obviously that conversation 

675
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,680
that Dirk and I had about the 
EMI shows went into his head and

676
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,680
stayed there. 
And the phone rang a while later

677
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,440
and he said, look, I've got 
eight slots on Radio Two and 

678
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,720
eight slots on Radio 4. 
Can you put 16 restored shows 

679
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,920
together? 
Well, I thought for all of a 

680
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,960
nanosecond before I said yes, 
obviously. 

681
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,320
And class work was scarce at the
time, apart for anything else. 

682
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,840
And that is where those 
restorations started. 

683
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,840
I was quite lucky with one of 
them. 

684
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,640
China's story was originally on 
tape, but there was a very good 

685
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:01,680
copy on three sides of let's say
16 actually, with 17 and a 

686
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:07,000
quarter because they're acetate 
but slow speeds discs which had 

687
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,760
found their way to the National 
Sound Archive. 

688
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:12,880
The Bieber made them perhaps for
repeat or something, I don't 

689
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,680
know. 
But anyway, there they were in 

690
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,960
the National Sound Archive and 
they were pristine. 

691
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,400
And because Peter Coblin was by 
that time conservation manager, 

692
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,840
useful, he saw his view as 
conservation manager as making 

693
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,600
sure the stuff was conserved. 
So if somebody outside, cuz they

694
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,720
were short staffed, if somebody 
outside was motivated to make a 

695
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:40,400
really good copy of that, as far
as he was concerned, you could 

696
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:44,280
borrow the thing, do the copy, 
give them the copy and then you 

697
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:48,760
know, provide the copper. 
I was OK use that copy which 

698
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,680
which we did. 
So fortunately China's story I 

699
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:57,120
didn't have to put together from
umpteen different sources, but a

700
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,920
lot of the others I did with the
cheek of the devil. 

701
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:05,960
I went to EMI and said can I 
have a dub of your master tapes 

702
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,840
of the Scarlet Capsule? 
Wish to be fair to them. 

703
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,840
They did. 
And that was useful because 

704
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,600
there were bits on on on scarlet
capsule which had been 

705
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,360
prematurely faded for the 
discard, but which were present 

706
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,720
on master. 
So that was good. 

707
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,440
And the EMI were very open 
handed about it because it 

708
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,720
wasn't for it was for the BBC 
who had the broadcasting right. 

709
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,920
So they saw no problem with 
that. 

710
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,200
And I got all that. 
And yeah, that's how that's how 

711
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,480
those happened. 
But that was around that time I 

712
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:44,000
just about got hold of my first 
digital editing kit and adapt 

713
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,960
machine. 
So a lot of the acquisition was 

714
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,040
done on that. 
Some of the editing, no, all the

715
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,440
editing was done quarter inch 
because I didn't have my saving 

716
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,720
then. 
So some of the acquisition was 

717
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:57,640
done on that. 
But all the equalisation, all 

718
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,120
the trimming up, all the editing
was all done on quarter inch 

719
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,080
with block and blade. 
And considering all that, I 

720
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,880
think it came out remarkably 
well. 

721
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,040
I asked Ted what were the 
criteria for choosing particular

722
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,480
shows for the series of repeats 
and and then the topic of the T3

723
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,800
wall arose. 
Part of it was stuff where there

724
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,520
was the material readily 
available to do stuff at full 

725
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,400
length and some of it was stuff 
where it was really unfinished 

726
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,120
business and the EMI stuff had 
to be expanded to full length. 

727
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,080
You know, particularly in 
Scarlet Capsule, which was, you 

728
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,440
know, brilliant parody of quite 
a mass. 

729
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,720
I think I had a complete cover 
copy of the rent collectors 

730
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:55,520
which had come out in the 
infamous T3 wall when Sandoca. 

731
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,360
I was paid by transcription 
salary for six months to go 

732
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,040
digging. 
I basically had carte blanche 

733
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:07,320
from both sets of management to 
go seek where I would because a 

734
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,000
lot of stuff that was in junk 
piles might well be of value. 

735
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,800
And I've been sniffing around 
this sort of thing for a few 

736
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,560
weeks, going through tape 
library and all this sort of 

737
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,480
thing. 
And then Quentin Fuller, who was

738
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,280
the senior classical balancer at
the time, I knew quite well 

739
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,960
because classical music, another
one of my things, you see. 

740
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,440
And I was doing assemblies with 
him and he said, well look, if 

741
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,040
you're looking for tapes, you 
better take some of the wall 

742
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,560
panels off T3. 
T3 being the channel in 

743
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,440
Kensington House on editing 
room, if you like, where we did 

744
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,880
the classical assemblies. 
And I said, well, tell me more. 

745
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,440
And he said, well look, T3 was 
originally mono. 

746
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,760
And when we went over to stereo 
and put the speakers in the 

747
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:54,040
obvious place, everything was 
very wolfy on the right hand 

748
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,520
side. 
In other words, there was a base

749
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,160
resonance. 
And he said, well, we looked 

750
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:02,880
there and we found that behind 
the acoustic treatment on the 

751
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,960
right hand side was cavity. 
It was about 6 foot deep and it 

752
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,400
was floored ceiling and it was 
anything up to 20, about 1012 

753
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,480
feet wide. 
And he said, well, obviously 

754
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,960
there was a can of this this 
cavity which was woofing away. 

755
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,240
So we had to do something about 
it. 

756
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:27,520
So he went down to tape library 
and just took the first half 

757
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,040
many cubic feet it was off the 
washing pile and stuffed them in

758
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,520
there and deadened it. 
So he said if you take those 

759
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,040
panels off, you may well find 
some stuff of interest. 

760
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,440
Obviously we want you to refill 
the whole. 

761
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,520
So yes, I had to go and find 
some other more current tapes 

762
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,640
that definitely weren't of 
interest and put them in. 

763
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,040
There was very little actual new
good material, but there was a 

764
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,840
lot of stuff that was in better 
quality. 

765
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:57,160
Several shows which were the 
backup copies of the shows which

766
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,200
have been rather badly sliced up
for the stereo versions. 

767
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,880
The stereo versions is not a can
of worms. 

768
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,920
I felt it must have been 
tempting during the restoration 

769
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,280
process to tighten up or correct
bits of shows with maybe a delay

770
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,240
in a sound effect coming in, or 
a bit of Graham's hiss, or 

771
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,640
simply a fluff which was never 
removed and and I asked Ted if 

772
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,120
he tried to improve upon what 
actually went out as broadcast. 

773
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:31,120
Where the gag was partly 
derailed by some technical 

774
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:36,640
deficiency, I didn't hesitate in
the fear of wages. 

775
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,720
There is blood not playing back 
his account. 

776
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,400
Little bit of what is in the in 
the script as music, then it's 

777
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,920
something I I promise I pay you 
back at rate of a month. 

778
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:56,000
And then there's Segan says 
blood not how much is or rather 

779
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,360
Segan how much is so much a 
month. 

780
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:05,400
It's about and it's the the the 
the barrel organ doing whatever 

781
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,280
it is right. 
OK, so for that gag to work 

782
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,200
properly, you want those middle 
two inserts to be the same 

783
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,240
because the Japanese is saying I
pay you back at rate of and 

784
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,120
blood not saying Seagram how 
much is OK. 

785
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,200
Now on the original 
transmission, that was basically

786
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,760
a record continuously playing 
and they were just opening the 

787
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,800
fader where the insert was 
required. 

788
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:37,240
So it was a fairly simple snip 
job just to make those two the 

789
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,680
same. 
Now I wasn't the 1st to do that 

790
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,640
transcription did that actually 
'cause that only came out as 

791
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,320
pick of the games. 
I think fear of wage didn't come

792
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,520
out as TS1. 
So so they did that fine. 

793
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,840
I didn't hesitate to follow. 
If there's a you know, if 

794
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,840
there's something that's 
obviously if a sound effects 

795
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,440
playing in from disc and the gag
is at making obvious it's from a

796
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,640
disc, then I took the surface 
noise and the crackles out. 

797
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,440
If it was making it obvious that
it was actually a gramophone 

798
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,200
record as part of the gag, I 
left them in. 

799
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,000
Those running boots are repeat 
of the running boot you heard in

800
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,360
Those Were the Days on the Light
programme of March the 2nd and 

801
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,560
was taken from the BBC Great 
Sound Library of 9000 Scratchy 

802
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:33,000
Records. 
I like to think that my role was

803
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,200
more that of, you know, you get 
editions of the Beethoven 

804
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,040
sonatas where where, where you 
have a knowledgeable guy 

805
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,440
actually doing the editing like 
occasion, there may be a wrong 

806
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,640
note in, in, in in the editions 
than previously printed. 

807
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,040
And then you say, well, yes, we 
I've done it this because I 

808
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,520
forget what they called it. 
They didn't call them curated 

809
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,280
editions, but it's just, you 
know, as I say, it's well, it is

810
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,600
an edition of the stuff, if you 
like, it is my edition. 

811
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,040
For the most part, I just let it
speak for itself. 

812
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,000
But there are times where it's 
fairly obvious there have been 

813
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,920
technical obstacles in the way 
of the comedy and I've tried to 

814
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,640
remove those. 
There was another thing I tried 

815
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,800
to correct in the white Nettie 
trade, you know, get your get 

816
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,560
your teeth out of my legs sort 
of thing where, where the spot 

817
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,640
effect was too early. 
But any attempt to correct that 

818
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,880
just made it worse. 
So I left it it, it's very 

819
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,440
largely about not getting in the
way of the comedy. 

820
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:35,400
So no, I, I try not to get 
fetishistic about mistakes. 

821
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,360
If, if it's an obvious mistake, 
I'll correct it. 

822
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,880
I mean Call of the West was a 
bit tricky, but then I had the 

823
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,640
most material for Call of the 
West. 

824
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,760
The trouble was with the line 
tape that at some point if you 

825
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,000
played on tape of the magnetized
head, so there was a bit of 

826
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,880
rumble going on in the 
background and that had to be 

827
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,520
minimized. 
There was a fair bit of cross 

828
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:00,400
cutting to do. 
Spectre of Tintagel, the only 

829
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,000
copy I had of the end wasn't 
brilliant. 

830
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,080
It was a bit hissy, so I was 
driving the his reduction a 

831
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,280
little too hard. 
Although, hang on, I think I 

832
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,800
remade that for the companion 
and made rather better fist of 

833
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,120
it because of course, you know, 
I've been doing these shows over

834
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:20,720
30 years and of course the 
techniques for restoration have 

835
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,720
become slowly more powerful and 
there have been more, Yeah, and 

836
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:27,080
more problems I've been able to 
tackle successfully. 

837
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,880
Series four, there was one from 
Sound Archives, which was OK, 

838
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,240
that was basically discopy. 
There was another one Bank of 

839
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:41,200
England robbery which came via 
Roger Bickerton from a guy in 

840
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,360
the West Country somewhere, and 
that was a remarkably good 

841
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,640
recording considering the time 
it was made. 

842
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,640
I think it was done on domestic 
Grundig and quite possibly from 

843
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,800
one of the experimental VHF 
transmissions which were 

844
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,280
happening at the time. 
There wasn't a full VHF service 

845
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,960
officially to the middle of 55, 
but there were tests on FM from 

846
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:07,400
about 1953 and some of the more 
enterprising people took stuff 

847
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,600
off there and and then that, 
that, that was quite good. 

848
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,760
The second or third series stuff
was, yeah, pretty nightmarish 

849
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,920
for the most part. 
I think Mark Cousins had a very 

850
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:23,160
much better dub of Spike Sound 
mirror tapes than I'd been able 

851
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,040
to get hold of before, but they 
were still sound mirror tapes. 

852
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:33,000
There was a couple of shows 
which were made by a guy who 

853
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:38,440
emigrated to New Zealand and his
son sent me copies of those. 

854
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:44,200
That was irritating actually, 
because the punchline of one of 

855
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,840
those shows was missing, because
the bloke could some put some 

856
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,040
sort of spoken introduction of 
his own on the front. 

857
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,200
And if he hadn't, if he 
dispensed with the spoken 

858
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,800
introduction, we could have had 
the punchline of the show, which

859
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,880
was Henry Cron spent half an 
hour looking for this rare bloom

860
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,080
and in the process of 
photographing it, he stepped 

861
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,440
back on it. 
See. 

862
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,920
Which is, I mean, it's really 
going all over, isn't it? 

863
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,120
It's no good. 
Your heart. 

864
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,520
I've lost my bearing, so you 
must have had a hole in your 

865
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:19,640
pocket. 
I mean, I just know where we 

866
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,280
are. 
I know exactly where we are. 

867
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,240
Where here. 
Thank heavens. 

868
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,600
I thought we were lost. 
All right. 

869
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,760
No, no. 
Come, come. 

870
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,240
We can't go up. 
We've lost over 60 of our 

871
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,160
photos. 
I'm dying at first. 

872
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,160
And Illington is dead, aren't 
you? 

873
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,960
Yeah. 
You see? 

874
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,680
Yeah. 
Come, gentlemen, we must find 

875
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,400
this rare African white 
carnation. 

876
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,440
I feel it. 
Look. 

877
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,040
Yeah. 
Right at my feet. 

878
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,000
There's one glowing right at my 
feet at last. 

879
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,840
And that's the. 
That was that. 

880
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,600
But yeah, I mean, there was sort
of sound engineering things, and

881
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,120
there were one or two shows in 
the very early boxes which came 

882
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,480
off wire recordings which just 
wowed all over the place and 

883
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:09,120
slew to a stop. 
Keith Wickham gave me what 

884
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,440
copies he had, which were like 
MP threes and Oh dear. 

885
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,960
But I mean, you know, that was 
very much the case of any port 

886
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,840
in the storm. 
This is good material. 

887
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,120
If that's the best copy there 
is, I've just got to take it and

888
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,600
do the best I can with it. 
The wow was appalling and I'm 

889
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,880
not sure I made it any better 
with the tools I had available. 

890
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:32,880
So, you know, bits of those 
boxes weren't fun, but it had to

891
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:37,320
be done to get the material, the
rarest material out is, you 

892
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,720
know, keeping faith with the 
audience. 

893
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,080
Again, look, you know, here it 
is, it's not brilliant, but here

894
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,920
it is. 
First meeting I had with John RT

895
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:52,480
Davis was quite an event ready 
because I was on a goon research

896
00:55:52,480 --> 00:56:01,560
day and I rang him up and John 
could be this sort of force of 

897
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:06,040
nature that he was great 
enthusiast full stop. 

898
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:09,680
You know, anything that caught 
his fancy, he was enthusiastic 

899
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,800
about and he had an opinion on. 
And very often those opinions 

900
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,840
had quite large grains of truth 
in at the very least. 

901
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,080
And and he, he, he said, well, 
you know, you know, come on, 

902
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,560
come on, come down. 
And because you're not very far,

903
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:27,120
I'm only in, only in Burnham, 
you know, come down and let's 

904
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,920
see a thing. 
So I stayed at home about 3:00 

905
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,680
the following morning that he 
just sort of he'd seen something

906
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,280
in me. 
I hate, you know, this is a guy 

907
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:42,080
I can hand, I can hand some of 
my torches to and sort of thing.

908
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,080
And I mean, he, he, he sort of 
when he was expanding his 

909
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,640
philosophy of remastering, you 
know, 70 eights, he said, look, 

910
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,960
you don't want something that's 
you want a sound that comes out 

911
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,280
and said, Hey, man, listen to 
this. 

912
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,280
And while he was saying that, he
grabbed me by both shoulders and

913
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,760
shaken me as he and he strained 
a couple of intercostal muscles 

914
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,240
in the in the process. 
I woke up the following morning 

915
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,800
a pain in my ribs I'd never had 
before. 

916
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,800
Anyway, at at the end of this 
little seance, you see, John 

917
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,960
said, look, you better take 
these tapes away with you. 

918
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,480
They were willed to me. 
They're from an estate. 

919
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,280
Now this guy was jazz buff and 
he was goon buff. 

920
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:32,240
OK, so you go through, keep all 
the goon tapes and let me know 

921
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,920
what's on the jazz tapes, OK? 
I said deal. 

922
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:41,720
So in that box of tapes, among 
other things, was the master and

923
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,240
Crest shortage. 
Sorry, no. 

924
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,440
The collapse of the British 
railway sandwich system. 

925
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:50,160
The earlier version of the 
script, there was one good 

926
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,640
version which was slightly 
incomplete and one rather less 

927
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,840
good version which was complete,
which is why you can hear the 

928
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,400
his change of the box because 
there weren't any better 

929
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,920
sources. 
But on one of those tapes, 

930
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,480
tucked away at the beginning of 
a track, was the Goons hit 

931
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:14,440
Wales, made by a bloke called 
Ian Jennings, who died sometime 

932
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,120
before 1986. 
But he was, he was another one 

933
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,560
of the giants in that box of 
tapes. 

934
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:26,640
There were all bits of 3040 
shows, most of which were his 

935
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,880
own recordings off air, most of 
which were off were FM. 

936
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,640
Some were dubs from John's 
acetates, but most weren't. 

937
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,680
And yeah, that's another source.
The the bit at the front of the 

938
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,480
Great Regions Park Swim, having 
a go at Eurovision that came off

939
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:42,960
one of those tapes, for 
instance, Yeah. 

940
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,200
This is the BBC Home Service, 
but it's sloping to the right 

941
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,040
wall. 
Would you mind standing in the 

942
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,320
centre then, please? 
So I caused it you and soil 

943
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:57,320
erosion in John Snag's office. 
And I thought it was an optical 

944
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,840
illusion. 
No, no, no, no, no. 

945
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,800
It really is sloping to the 
right. 

946
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,000
So that's where the 
corporation's going downhill. 

947
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,960
This may be amusement to you, 
but it's better and better to 

948
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,400
us. 
Not so loud. 

949
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,440
There may be planners listening.
It's hard enough for them 

950
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,600
already. 
Yes, indeed, Poor planners. 

951
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,600
Poor fellows. 
Forced to fly to the continent 

952
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,160
every week for conferences about
Eurovision. 

953
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,640
Forced to wine and dine and stay
in the best hotels in Paris. 

954
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:32,720
It must be hell in Paris. 
Well then, there it is. 

955
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:38,240
You speak I'll of my masters. 
You, you, you naughty Emmanuel, 

956
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,720
you get a punch of your silly 
old tiger. 

957
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,880
Tim's naughty nose just about 
reached it. 

958
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,440
Now then, kindly put on the 
chiffon nitrous. 

959
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,240
Can I announce your attempt to 
redeem last week's show? 

960
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,400
Ladies and gentlemen, the All 
leather Goon Show presents the 

961
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,960
great Regions Park Swim. 
I know there's a load. 

962
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:01,680
There's about 8 goon sound 
effects acetates which is still 

963
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,440
floating around. 
They came up for auction about 

964
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:07,960
2025 years ago and I missed 
them, so somewhere there's some 

965
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,760
others. 
I've got some stuff for the 

966
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,840
mountain eaters press for the 
Plasticine man maybe? 

967
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,040
I'd have to check, but amongst 
amongst other things you see on 

968
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:25,400
my I, I managed to get hold of 
the I'm walking backwards for 

969
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,840
Christmas sequence from the 
seller's program, the listening 

970
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,080
room. 
It turned up unannounced on an 

971
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,400
acetate and I think that's about
the only fragments of that 

972
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,280
program that exists now, but but
that was fun. 

973
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,480
That's never actually had an 
outlet yet, but because there 

974
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,640
were bits of those effects, this
found their way into the last 

975
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,840
goon show of all the the stuff 
of the rolling of the piano into

976
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,840
a wall that that was on one of 
those discs. 

977
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,720
That was that was quite fun. 
And what was it for? 

978
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:02,400
Oh, great statue debate. 
Some of the you know, you know, 

979
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:07,160
that ridiculous effect just 
before Greenslave walks away and

980
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,760
and says, I told them a fib. 
We're not overrunning at all. 

981
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,200
And the sort of very odd 
groaning effect that happens 

982
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:19,000
before then it, it's vastly 
slowed down sort of Hinge Creek 

983
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,440
with Milligan going at the end 
of it. 

984
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,520
What the hell it meant when they
recorded it, What the hell it 

985
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,480
meant when they played it in, I 
don't know, but there you go. 

986
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:40,160
That's Milligan, 
I say. 

987
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:44,480
We're really behind time. 
I told them a fib And I must say

988
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,320
I did enjoy it. 
We weren't really behind time. 

989
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:47,840
We weren't. 
You were right. 

990
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,720
And I say we weren't really 
behind time. 

991
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:57,640
You better write it in. 
I say we weren't really behind 

992
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,720
time. 
I told them a fib And I must say

993
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,800
I did enjoy it. 
Of course, the thing that turned

994
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:08,560
up in one of the Goon Show boxes
was the bit of the sale of 

995
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,960
Manhattan where they were doing 
the read through before 

996
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,640
recording the soundtrack for the
telecoms. 

997
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,480
This is now the sidetrack. 
You see Angus Mackenzie, who was

998
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:26,240
this blind guru of, well, he 
thought he was a guru of audio 

999
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:29,400
engineers and great proponents 
of stereo rodeo and everything. 

1000
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,440
No, I mean, in all fairness, he 
did a lot of good. 

1001
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:38,760
And when he died, very long 
story, but when he died, because

1002
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,200
I was also a member of the audio
engineering society, I got to 

1003
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:46,000
hear that his test gear was up 
for sale and his hifi equipment.

1004
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,920
And, you know, would people like
to go on the House, along to the

1005
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,080
house and see what they wanted 
and what you know, and pay the 

1006
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:56,120
family? 
And so I went along and picked 

1007
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,240
up a couple of bits of test gear
and that was fine. 

1008
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,720
And but the first thing that 
happened was when I went to the 

1009
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,640
door, I just tripped over this 
box of tapes. 

1010
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,560
And his daughter, who was 
organizing most of it, said, oh,

1011
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,480
don't worry, they're going in 
the skit next week. 

1012
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:14,640
I said they are not. 
She said, you're going to drag 

1013
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,960
them away. 
Then I said, yeah, She said, 

1014
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,560
you're on two transit vans 
later. 

1015
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,640
And I mean, they're still out in
the shed here, most of them, 

1016
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,600
Right. 
But this is, I mean, I mean, you

1017
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,240
know, a lot of it is sort of 
classical stuff off Radio Three 

1018
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,000
but doesn't exist elsewhere. 
Of course, he ran Olympic 

1019
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,280
Studios for several years. 
So there's Olympic Masters out 

1020
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,480
there, all that sort of thing. 
But while he was one of the 

1021
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:40,480
things that happened at Olympic 
was the soundtrack for the Tele 

1022
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,280
goons, which were re recordings,
as you probably know, not 

1023
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,040
edition. 
And all that survives all. 

1024
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,920
All that I have of that is about
a 15 minute sequence of them 

1025
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,560
reading, doing the read through 
of the sale of Manhattan. 

1026
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,880
And significantly, I'm told it's
all three goons because sellers 

1027
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,400
wasn't available for one or 
something. 

1028
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,920
But this is all three goons. 
There may well have been other 

1029
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,840
people taking stuff off here at 
the time. 

1030
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,560
The overwhelming likelihood is 
that it just got shoved into a 

1031
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,600
skip. 
As you see, Angus Mackenzie 

1032
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:21,520
stuff, 40 years of audio 
history, and his own family were

1033
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,960
willing to put it in a skip just
because they didn't think, 

1034
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,640
couldn't think of anything else 
to do with it. 

1035
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:29,280
I mean, it's not malice. 
I appreciate people's dilemmas 

1036
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,560
here, but you know, it's fairly 
certain that that quite a lot of

1037
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:38,000
material has disappeared and, 
and, and, you know, it's just a 

1038
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,480
question of being grateful for 
saving what we can save. 

1039
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,080
You see, you see, the, the, the,
the, the line type of call of 

1040
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,400
the West. 
I mean, that was, that was just 

1041
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,720
pure chance. 
That was with a guy who was in 

1042
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,200
nuts about the goons. 
He was nuts about jazz. 

1043
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:56,040
Peter Bolt, who works at that 
time, and I knew him for he'd 

1044
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,280
retired from from Thames 
Television. 

1045
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,280
But I mean, I mean, this man was
Nutter enough to get the Jazz 

1046
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,960
Couriers to play in Morecambe in
1959. 

1047
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:08,360
Go and look that up. 
Right, OK. 

1048
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,760
The gig is available on Gearbox 
Records now. 

1049
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:15,560
There, there, there you are. 
I've given the man a plug and he

1050
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,800
had a couple of reels of goon 
material and he just said, well,

1051
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,360
here they are. 
They're goons. 

1052
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,200
You're the goon man. 
Take them away. 

1053
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,040
Do what you can with them. 
Let me have a copy. 

1054
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,560
And one of them was sort of 
fairly standard. 

1055
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,960
It was the Great Spawn Plague 
and it was the TS1 edit. 

1056
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:40,000
But the other one was very 
nearly the complete line tape of

1057
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:45,040
the Cold West. 
In other words, the thing as 

1058
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,320
recorded from the studio. 
Now, admittedly, being on this 

1059
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,200
magnetized head, it had a bit of
rumble on it, but basically it 

1060
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:56,440
was there. 
And that was just chance that 

1061
01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:00,160
would have got into the washing 
pilot transcription service. 

1062
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,080
Somebody would have got it out 
under their coat. 

1063
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,240
But it must have gone through 
three or four different hands 

1064
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,040
before it ended up on Peter's 
shelf. 

1065
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:12,800
And had I not been doing jazz 
remastering for Hep Records at 

1066
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,080
the time, I wouldn't have met 
Peter Bold. 

1067
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,480
And if I hadn't met Peter Bold, 
who knows what would have 

1068
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,200
happened to that, That, that 
tape. 

1069
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:24,120
You see, you know, every day in 
life we have a binary choice of 

1070
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,640
one kind or another. 
And you never know. 

1071
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,920
I mean, you know, if you think 
too much about it, you just go 

1072
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:33,320
mad. 
You know, you just have to sort 

1073
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:37,000
of, you know, try and do the 
right thing at any given point. 

1074
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,480
But I've got a feeling from what
I've heard of the the the sort 

1075
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:44,480
of third series goon shows that,
you know, if they came out 

1076
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,840
intact, we might not be quite as
thrilled with them as as the 

1077
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,000
distance. 
You know, it's his distance less

1078
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,480
enchantment to the view. 
You see that the Goon show 

1079
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:58,480
proper in a way, really did 
start with the starlings. 

1080
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,720
That was when all the elements 
properly coalesced. 

1081
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,680
There's some good stuff in the 
fourth series. 

1082
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:10,280
It's very nearly there. 
But but you see with genius 

1083
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,600
people want even the chips from 
the workbench. 

1084
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,040
I can understand that to a 
point. 

1085
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,120
You see another one of my big 
things, Django Reinhardt, 

1086
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:21,880
enormous, you know, gypsy 
guitarist, completely feral, 

1087
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,080
right, completely feral. 
But you put a guitar in his 

1088
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:32,240
hands and it's, you know, you're
you're hearing stuff from the 

1089
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,800
gods. 
Basically what that guy could 

1090
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:39,040
not do on a guitar with a 
crippled left hand. 

1091
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:43,360
Be it said, you know, anything 
Django played, I want to hear 

1092
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:47,520
just because it is to me that 
glimpse of the infinite almost 

1093
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,160
and and I I you know, I can see 
people wanting wanting 

1094
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,440
everything of The Beatles. 
But there's this lovely, I think

1095
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,800
Ray Coleman thing was doing one 
one of those many Beatles books 

1096
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:02,240
that were out on the in the 70s.
I think there's AB side. 

1097
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,360
You know my name. 
Look up the number. 

1098
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:09,960
And he said it's funny in 
places, and that was that. 

1099
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,160
And there more or less we 
concluded our chat as we both 

1100
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,160
had pressing engagements to 
meet. 

1101
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:26,399
However, Ted to his credit did 
offer to return one day because 

1102
01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,920
in some areas we barely 
scratched the surface and I was 

1103
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,760
thinking that perhaps a future 
show could solicit questions 

1104
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:36,720
from listeners to put to Ted. 
This listenership is extremely 

1105
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,399
goon savvy and I'm sure would 
not disappoint in putting 

1106
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:42,439
interesting and even challenging
questions to the great man. 

1107
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,960
So if you enjoyed this episode 
and would be interested in a 

1108
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,760
follow up, please let me know. 
You lot are not backward in 

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coming forward with feedback and
thoughts so I'd really welcome 

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this. 
It only remains for me to say 

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thank you for listening. 
Please rate and review in the 

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usual places. 
Please tell your friends. 

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Please do whatever it takes to 
raise the profile of the show 

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and ensure that more and more 
people TuneIn every week or 

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download every week and and 
listen to this load of rubbish. 

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Anyway, see you soon. 
Bye.

