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Now to test my new poetic 
license. 

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Where's my letter speaking 
trumpet? 

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Ah, moon, you're like a melody 
type tune. 

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You're so clever you can rhyme 
with goon. 

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Oh, the boon is the moon in June
the boon. 

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I'll think of another rhyme 
soon. 

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And in the slant of liberty, 
I'll make my living at poetry. 

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You'll starve. 
Hello and welcome to Goon Pod, a

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poem the part of Goon which I 
began the month before June 3 

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years ago. 
Hoon how the time has flown. 

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I shall stop this very soon. 
Something something moon, which 

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very neatly, which pretty craply
brings me to the topic of 

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today's show, which is a lesser 
known episode of the Goon show, 

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but a firm fan favorite. 
And joining me today is a firm 

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fan 1/2 of the Lord of Adidas 
Black podcast who who actually 

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lives in Germany. 
So apologies in advance for his 

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his rather baffling Cologne 
accent. 

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It's Ian Winnick. 
Hello, Ian. 

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Hello, China. 
Few more words please. 

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So much air, kind of tune to 
your accent come. 

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Yes, I thought your poem was 
wonderful. 

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It's it's scanned beautifully. 
Thank you very much. 

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So hang on, you've got, you've 
got a bit of an Irish broke to 

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that German accent. 
What's going on there? 

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Yes, I'm I'm from, I'm from 
Dublin. 

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Don't have a Dublin accent 
thankfully, but I am. 

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I have a sort of all-purpose 
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German intonation every now and 
then, or so I'm told. 

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So you're a podcaster, sort of 
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you're also your day job I 
believe is is you're a 

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translator. 
Yes, I'm, I'm a translator. 

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Yeah, translate from German and 
French to English. 

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Sorry German, French and 
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From German to English and from 
French to English. 

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Oh Blimey. 
So where where did all this this

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facility for languages come 
from? 

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When I was a kid and a teenager,
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which I used to struggle with, 
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managing that, as in reforming 
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gave a certain amount of verbal 
dexterity, which then naturally 

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transformed itself to languages.
OK, there's echoes of Michael 

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benting, the young Michael 
benting there because he had a 

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terrible stammer when he was a 
child and managed to get over it

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through speech therapy and what 
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primitive back in those days, I 
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But he also picked up languages,
so perhaps there's there's 

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something in that. 
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Could be, yeah. 
Could be. 

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So Ian, this is the first time 
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but you're a long term listener,
Yes, and and embarrass you now. 

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I remember you probably a couple
of years ago, we we were 

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messaging about something and 
you said, oh, you know, I don't 

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don't know if I'd really want to
go on a podcast. 

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And then, lo and behold, you 
started your own one recently. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
What happened was I got a 

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message to my website, which was
by an American woman called 

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Emily who runs a podcast called 
Navigation the French. 

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And she wanted, and she had read
a A blog article that I had 

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written on the various words for
you in French, you know, the 

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formula and the informal. 
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an expert to talk about that. 
So I was humming and hawing and 

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will I do this anyway? 
Anyway, I ended up doing it. 

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And I always hated the sound of 
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But people said, oh, you sent. 
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Great voice for radio. 
Yeah, that sounded great. 

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And yeah. 
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you know, if the opportunity 
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And then when the opportunity 
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it wasn't as difficult as as I 
might have thought. 

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It's it once she threw? 
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I mean, I was dead nervous when 
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I had been a guest on several 
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Goopod. 
But still, you know, it is quite

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a daunting prospect. 
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episode under your belt, it it's
it's all downhill or uphill. 

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No downhill. 
Downhill, yes. 

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And once you're in, and once 
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yourself. 
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OK, so, so I I've been listening
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Black. 
Good. 

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So do you want to explain to the
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haven't picked up on this 
podcast yet what it's all about?

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Right Michael, who lives in 
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Michael and I are both both 
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a private chat of another 
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Review. 
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of doing a Blackadder podcast 
because I had heard a Blackadder

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podcast and it was each episode 
of the podcast was about an 

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episode of Blackadder. 
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they didn't do anything except 
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about the jokes. 
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not inclined to listen to any, 
any other episode of that. 

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So late, late at night on that 
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know, I think I could do a 
better podcast with an iPhone 

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and a half a bottle of whiskey. 
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runs the, the, the seaside pod 
of you now, Kevin has four 

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podcasts, so I don't think his 
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another one. 
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well, you know, I'd be up for 
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So you know, you end up shouting
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late night chat forum and in the
morning you wake up when you 

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have a blackout of fan podcast. 
You've given birth to a podcast.

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Yes, yes. 
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basically was to do the kind of 
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would like to listen to as 
blackout of fans. 

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So rather than focusing 1 
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segments. 
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scene stealer segment where we 
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like Ron Lacy who played the 
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Wells or Tom Baker who played 
Captain Rum and hated his 

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performance, as we all know. 
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son. 
And then we have trivia treasure

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Trove where we try to dig out 
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know. 
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into about 40 minutes, 45 
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So it's it's fast moving and 
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about your podcast is that it's 
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You know, there's no flap there 
and it's well researched and OK,

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our podcast is nothing as well 
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try to keep nice, nice and tight
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stale. 
Welcome. 

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Absolutely nothing worse than a 
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everything. 
Everything exactly. 

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which was the no silly voices 
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Unfortunately, I neglected to 
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tell Michael. 
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called Harry Hussey who was on 
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did a very good impression of 
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So I didn't tell him before I 
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So I think it's I think it's too
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He does, yes. 
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Obviously, I guess your dream 
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obviously Rowan and and Tim and 
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That's Tony. 
Tony. 

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Robinson, yes. 
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Miriam Margulies would be great.
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I always think whenever I think 
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she's going to because her 
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clear. 
I always think she's going to 

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say enunciate, enunciate boy. 
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had Simon Osbourne who played 
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have John Pierce Jones who 
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my very favorite scenes. 
Get it here. 

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Yes, the whole time I'm going to
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he charges for a good old shag. 
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charges for a good old shag. 
So he's coming on in a couple of

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weeks time to talk, and I'm very
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her yet, but I haven't written 
it off just yet. 

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I don't think Von Atkinson is 
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play ball or anything like that,
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being the most accessible of the
inner circle, so yes, who knows?

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Yes, absolutely yes. 
Simon Osborne who seems to his 

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his life. 
He just seems to be living life 

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to the full from if if you 
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to be him travelling around the 
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I guess being being photographed
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massive Cornish pasties and 
large baguettes full of cheese 

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and onion and all sorts of weird
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What? 
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What a life that is. 
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guest. 
He just, he just, he jumped at 

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the chance to come on and talk 
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Just wind him up and let him 
talk and and help give all this 

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insider view on what it was like
to to, you know, to have a scene

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with Rowan and what happened 
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You know, Ron pulling faces at 
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lines and stuff like that was 
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Yeah. 
So, OK, I do want to talk about 

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Blackadder, but I'm going to, 
we'll, we'll save that for a bit

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later, I think because, you 
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listeners that don't give 2 figs
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I I scarcely believe that such a
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I would imagine about half of 
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Blackadder fans as well. 
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But anyway, we'll, we'll, we'll 
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So we're talking about a 
specific goon show, which is the

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episode The Moon show. 
The moon is mine. 

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The moon is mine tonight the 
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my window and the moon is mine. 
Tonight is mine. 

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Your star. 
What's your history with the 

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goons then? 
What's your What's your 

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background? 
Right, the first time I heard 

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the Goon Show was when I was in 
my early teens and my father was

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in the kitchen working with the 
Radio One as as was as want and 

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the episode the canal was 
playing. 

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Now I'm trying to remember what 
station it might have been. 

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I'm sure it was one of the 
national stations, probably RT 

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1. 
Anyway, there's the episode was 

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the canal and the first scene I 
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I walked in and it was the scene
where Neddy's in the canal and 

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Minnie and Henry are trying to 
rescue him with the life saving 

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manual. 
Oh yes. 

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And then I heard the line, but 
what am I going to do with all 

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these eggs? 
And I went, oh, OK. 

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Then I was hooked. 
So I asked my dad who that was 

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about. 
Or I think my dad was very 

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pleased actually, that that I, 
you know, that I immediately 

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took a shine to this because he 
knew that from his childhood. 

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He's English. 
So he, he probably had more 

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exposure to that kind of thing 
than than than someone of his 

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generation in Ireland. 
I probably hadn't heard of Spike

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Milligan at that stage. 
I might have seen him on The 

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Muppet Show, but I've probably 
seen Peter Sellers in the, in 

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the in the Pink Panther films. 
But, but really, I didn't know 

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anything about them. 
And yeah, I always thought there

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was something very niche about 
it back then. 

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Like I'm sure none of my school 
friends were familiar with it. 

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But looking back, all the Goon 
Show classic tapes, they were 

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all on sale in Easterns, which 
was the big bookshop on 

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O'Connell St. in Dublin. 
They were all on sale. 

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So, you know, so can't have been
that far from the mainstream. 

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But they didn't have the canal, 
they had loads and loads of 

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great stuff which which I really
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So I spent quite a while chasing
that initial high so I could 

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hear the rest of the canal. 
Yeah, because the canal was 

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never issued on one of the Goon 
Show classics, LP's or, or tapes

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that the BBC put out, you know, 
in the 70s into the 80s. 

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Yeah, I never understood that. 
Because it is. 

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It's better than a lot of the 
stuff that was released, I 

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thought. 
Yeah, yeah, it's an odd one to 

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be excluded. 
Bungie can say that about so 

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many goon shows that weren't on 
those LP's, all those, all those

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early tapes, you know, But it, 
it eventually came out, I guess 

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on cassette at some point. 
So when did you pick it up? 

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Yeah, It was in my efforts to 
find the canal, actually, that I

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stumbled upon the Moon Show 
about 20 years ago. 

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I think I was in already in 
Germany. 

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I had bought 100 or so Goon Show
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think it was. 
I think it was a legitimate sort

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of, it might even have been the 
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or something like that. 
It was on two DVDs, so 50 

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episodes in each and print outs 
of the list. 

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And I was actually looking for, 
you know, I'd found the canal. 

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I was looking for any something 
else with an interesting title. 

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And I saw the mysterious punch 
of the conquer and I went, oh, 

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I'll have that. 
So I, I, I listened to that, but

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the episode was, was mislabeled.
It was actually the moon show, 

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which was the previous episode 
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And I think because also because
it has a reference to a punch of

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the conch right at the start. 
It does, yes. 

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Yes. 
In fact, there's two references 

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I think by my counting because I
think Seeking threatens 

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Greenslade with a punch up the 
conch later on in the show. 

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He does, yes, when Greenslade 
asks him if he can take his 

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place. 
Yeah, Greenslade's angling for 

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his job. 
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Many correspondents have asked 
why I have not made more 

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significant and prolonged 
appearances in my role of 

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Wallace Greenslade, demon 
talker. 

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I can assure you that I have 
approached Mr. Seagoon with 

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regard to taking over his part 
in the show, he said. 

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Well I've got it written down 
here, you stick to announcing or

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you will get a punch up your big
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you all agree, is not the 
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So. 
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the first one you heard and 
that's probably you would say 

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that's your favorite, is it? 
My favorite is probably the 

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international Christmas pudding.
Oh, always loved that for some 

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reason. 
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that I would listen to sort of 
lyrically strikes Britain and 

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the flea. 
And I mean, I don't really go by

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the series, but I was just 
looking at series 7. 

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This is from and there was the 
flea wings over Dagnham, the 

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rent collectors histories of the
elders. 

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So a lot of my favourites were 
were actually in this, in the 

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same series as this. 
Absolutely, yeah. 

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Series 7, I think we, we worked 
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the listeners top 20 goon shows 
and we worked out just in terms 

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of all the votes cast, even 
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20. 
I think it was, I think I'm 

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right in saying it might be 
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it was either Series 6 or Series
7 had the most shows that 

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Lister's enjoyed, you know what 
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And and it is a bit looser. 
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Series 5 certainly, and even 
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towards the end of Series 6 it 
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What do you mean by loosen 
exactly? 

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It's not so heavily plotted. 
I mean, they're not. 

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They're never heavily plotted. 
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It. 
But but like the ending of this 

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is just kind of a a nothing the 
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it's just kind of a bit of a 
damp squib. 

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And that's often how shows 
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into certainly series 8 would 
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necessarily loose in a bad way, 
just kind of anything goes. 

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And and the voices were becoming
a bit loose. 

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And Moriarty, of course, by this
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leaning into that slightly 
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voice that Moriarty would take 
on. 

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Yes. 
Do you have a favorite 

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character? 
My favorite 2 characters would 

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be Neddy and Grid Pipe. 
I love Neddy. 

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I think he's often overlooked. 
He's just, yeah, he's just so 

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much energy. 
And I love Grid Pipe because 

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he's so suave. 
And yeah, I'm, I'm OK. 

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Obviously I like Echols and Blue
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you know, all that into Echols 
and Blue Bottle. 

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I always feel that they sort of 
stop the that they sort of stop 

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the story. 
Going anywhere, Yeah, yeah. 

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Well, I'd say do you enjoy the 
the shows in particular where 

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which is which is most of the 
where grip pipe is chiseling 

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Neddy? 
Yes, that's exactly, Yeah, I've 

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got my notes here. 
Actually, I I, I said yeah, 

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Neddy and Grid Pipe are my two 
favorite characters and I love 

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plots that revolve around Neddy 
being taken for a ride by Grid 

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Pipe, which is most episodes. 
So pretty much exactly exactly 

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what you just said. 
This show is certainly counted 

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among them. 
I'll give you I'll give you a 

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bit of background. 
So this was the 18th episode of 

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Series 7, broadcast 31st of 
January 1957, written by Spike 

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Milligan and Larry Stevens and 
produced by Pat Dixon. 

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And it was well, the week 
leading up to this recording, 

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all three of the goons had been 
due to appear on the television 

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show What's My Line? 
But this was cancelled as it was

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discovered at the last minute 
that, surprise, surprise, Peter 

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Sellers had another commitment 
that clashed with it, and he 

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hadn't bothered telling anyone. 
So, so the so I mean the are you

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aware of What's My Line, the 
television show? 

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Vaguely, I've never seen it. 
Yeah, I mean, the goons 

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themselves did a a did a show 
all about it called. 

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Apparently yes. 
Which wasn't very good, to be 

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fair. 
But, but, but no, I mean, that 

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would have been brilliant. 
Obviously. 

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I suppose even if they'd gone 
on, it would have been lost. 

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We wouldn't, we wouldn't be able
to see it these days. 

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But I mean, I guess they must 
have been they they would have 

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been on the panel because the 
whole conceit was that you'd 

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have a panel of three 
personalities and then some non 

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entity would would come out and 
give clues as to his or her 

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occupation. 
And then the panel had to guess 

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what that occupation was. 
So I'm guessing that the goons 

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would have been on the panel, 
which would have been brilliant.

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Yes, it would have been. 
Brilliant such a thing. 

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And the night before they 
recorded this episode, The Moon 

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Show, Spike appeared on The 
Eamonn Andrews Show on 

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television. 
All right, Eamonn Andrews. 

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Yeah, I'm brilliant. 
Yes, one of your fellow 

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countrymen 1. 
Of my fellow countrymen, yeah. 

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Now, transcription services 
always, you know, when they, 

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when they sent these shows out, 
they included the synopsis, 

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which is usually quite pithy and
gives a, you know, a good sort 

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of flavour as to what the show's
about. 

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And for this one, the synopsis 
reads, it is 1853. 

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The poet Nadie Seagoon, in 
search of romance, cries for the

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moon. 
Blood tests show that the moon, 

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which is owned by Count 
Moriarty, is French. 

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He is forced to sell it by 
public auction. 

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Neddy outbids all his opponents,
and the moon is his. 

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But is it the genuine moon? 
We doubt very much whether this 

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program will tell you so. 
That's it. 

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It's. 
Great. 

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Now this show. 
I've said this before on Goon 

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Pod. 
I was obsessed with it, with the

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Goon show when I was, you know, 
I first listened to it when I 

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was 14 by accident. 
I've said this so many times, 

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people are skipping forth 30 
seconds now on their, on their 

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phones. 
But I, I was so obsessed by it 

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that it got to the stage where I
remember, I remember really hot,

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blisteringly hot summer 
afternoon, summer of 88 into 89.

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Because of course, summer there 
when I was growing up was 

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December, January, February. 
I and I was, I was off school 

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because it was school holidays 
and I remember all my friends 

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were out, you know, playing in 
the sun and frolicking. 

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And, and I was sat inside, sat 
indoors at my dad's old manual 

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typewriter, old Remington manual
typewriter, which I think the E 

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or the T didn't work properly. 
And I was transcribing the Moon 

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show. 
I was, I was typing out the 

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script or typing out a 
transcript of the actual show, 

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right? 
Don't ask me why. 

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I just remember doing it. 
And it taken me all afternoon 

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because I'd, I'd be listening to
the episode and then, and then 

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pause again after a couple of 
seconds and typing out what was 

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said or what the sound effect 
was, you know what I mean? 

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And then playing it again for 
another few seconds and pausing 

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it and typing up. 
You know what I mean? 

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And I did that for the whole 
entire show of, you know, 

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episode of the Moon show. 
Right. 

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And I don't know why I chose the
Moon show. 

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I do enjoy it, but it wasn't not
necessarily my favorite game 

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show episode. 
I don't know what it was. 

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And also, I'm sure having having
listened to it now and having 

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read the actual proper script 
and also the, the GSPS 

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transcript of the show, there's,
there's lines here and things 

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like that that I would never 
have picked up my ear would not 

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have picked up as a, as a callow
14 year old youth, relatively 

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inexperienced in life and, and 
educated to a degree. 

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And listening to it for this and
enjoying it very much. 

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It struck me that it was Spike's
swipe at the modern poets. 

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I feel right now. 
I know that he, I mean, as, as 

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everyone knows, Spike went on to
become a very accomplished poet 

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and very well regarded and his, 
his poetry is, you know, people 

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still enjoy his poetry to to 
this day, but he's, you know, 

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it's nonsense poetry. 
I, I don't really know how he 

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felt about the quote modern 
poets around this time. 

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So I'm talking the likes of 
chiefly. 

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Philip Larkin. 
Yeah, possible. 

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I think. 
I think Larkin was possibly a 

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little bit more conventional. 
Yeah, conventional. 

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As was the likes of WH Jordan. 
Anyway, I don't know enough 

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about poetry to speak with a new
authority. 

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I know that Philip Larkin wrote 
this be the verse and things 

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like that, but I think things 
like people like Dylan Thomas, 

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particularly under Milk Wood, 
which was is quite a stream of 

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consciousness to a degree. 
It's quite absurd, which should 

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have appealed to to to Spike. 
But I've got a feeling that 

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Spike was a bit sort of bemused 
about avant-garde poetry, which 

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is what I want to call it. 
Yeah, it could be. 

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It could be that they were, that
he felt that that they were 

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taking his shtick and making it 
something intellectual rather 

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than something humour. 
Maybe. 

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Yeah, could be that. 
Maybe, yeah. 

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So I, I, as I say, I, I this, I 
think this is a bit of a dig at 

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the modern poetry movement. 
If if there is such a thing or 

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was such a thing. 
Now there's there's a bit 

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memorably, this is the bit that 
many people remember about this 

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show. 
There's the the sequence where 

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where grit pipe thin makes up a 
poem. 

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And I've just put my notes here.
Grit pipe recites crap poem. 

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There once was a beautiful moon.
It was up in the sky charm when 

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he said what's the time? 
They replied what and the horse 

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departed leaving spawn. 
It's not just the words, but 

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it's the way it's delivered. 
Yes, and also what I love about 

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about grid pipe in this episode 
is that he's a bit more 

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cultivated than the usual sort 
of steam the stamp off and catch

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it. 
I mean, he seems, he seems 

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generally put out that Neddy 
complaints that his poem doesn't

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rhyme or scan. 
About a year ago, I guess maybe 

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more than that, on Gamepod, we 
covered the the the last one of 

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Peter Sellers, which was the 
fiendish plot of Doctor Fu 

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Manchu. 
And my guests on that were 

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Jeremy and Paul from the Trap 
Comedy Trio, and they mentioned 

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the poem from this episode. 
That contains our favorite 

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insanity inspired. 
Joy, Yeah. 

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Pure Miller. 
Miller Garner, I presume it is. 

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The Limerick is. 
Let me see if I can remember it.

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There once was a beautiful moon.
It was up in the sky, chum. 

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And he said, what's the time? 
They replied, what? 

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And the horse departed, leaving 
spawn. 

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Honestly, that's the maddest 
thing that's ever been 

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broadcast. 
Which is? 

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It was those exact words that 
crack the Enigma machine. 

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Right. 
Doesn't make any sense. 

446
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,520
Who are they? 
What? 

447
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,680
Exactly. 
He said what? 

448
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,720
And I mentioned to a friend of 
mine last night that I'm doing 

449
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,640
this episode and he said, oh, 
then once it was a beautiful 

450
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,920
moon. 
It was up in the sky jump. 

451
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:29,960
So it's it's resonated, yes. 
So I don't necessarily want to 

452
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,880
go through because I don't tend 
to go through these episodes in 

453
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,720
a linear fashion. 
Like I think you said about the 

454
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,360
Black Eyed podcast you had, 
there's not a lot of purpose in 

455
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:44,120
doing that, but there's some 
sense in me giving a bit of an 

456
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,640
overview. 
I mean, that's synopsis I said 

457
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,200
earlier, didn't really help very
much. 

458
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,200
But essentially we've got Ned 
Segan, who's an aspiring poet, 

459
00:25:54,320 --> 00:26:00,200
and he buys a poetic license 
from Grip Piper Moriarty, and he

460
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:07,800
begins composing poetic verse in
tribute to the moon largely. 

461
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,640
And Grip Piper Moriarty 
persuaded Neddy that the moon 

462
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,520
was in Moriarty's family for 
many years, but it's now being 

463
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,520
auctioned off. 
And Ned buys the moon. 

464
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,160
And when he hears blood not 
singing, it was spring, and the 

465
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,560
moon above Paris, he realizes 
the one above England must be a 

466
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,120
forgery. 
And so on and so on. 

467
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:32,800
And there's a joke, which again,
that, you know, back in 1988 or 

468
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,760
1989, whenever I was typing 
away, there's a joke that 

469
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,880
completely passed me by. 
And it's only now as an adult, 

470
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,360
but I actually get it. 
What, what, what, what, what, 

471
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,680
what, what, what, what, what, 
what, what? 

472
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:49,000
Only 10 watts? 
Oh, not very bright. 

473
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:56,320
Hey, don't. 
Push the note and it's only now 

474
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:01,440
if I get that that's a joke 
about WATTS. 

475
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,760
Yeah, yeah. 
Did you always get that? 

476
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,520
Yes, I definitely got it. 
Yeah. 

477
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,440
Although to be fair, I first 
heard this when I was about 25, 

478
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,040
so it would have been rather 
silly and. 

479
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,360
Of course. 
OK, so yes, so, so Sea Sea Goon 

480
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:18,840
is being swindled, fooled by 
Grip Piper Moriarty, who claimed

481
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,120
to have ownership of the moon. 
There's the bit where Grip Pipe 

482
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,120
asks Neddy to write a check on 
the side of a horse. 

483
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,400
Now that was a joke, of course. 
But didn't there used to be 

484
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,040
something that you could, you 
could write a check on anything 

485
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,280
and it would be valid like you 
could. 

486
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,920
And the famous thing was you 
could, you could write a check 

487
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,000
on the side of a cow and it 
would still be valid. 

488
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,480
Have you heard that before? 
No, no, I just thought it was. 

489
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,120
I thought it was just weirdness 
for weirdness sake basically. 

490
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,640
No, I am. 
I'm sure that used to people 

491
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,400
that used to be a thing that 
people would say you could write

492
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,640
a cheque on anything and the 
bank would have to honour it. 

493
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:03,360
Even if it was, you know, if you
painted I owe such and such 5 

494
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,960
lbs on the side of a cow, then 
took it to the bank, they'd have

495
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,600
to cash in that cow. 
Probably the the. 

496
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,400
There was probably more than a 
gem of truth from that, but. 

497
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,800
It could have been yes, it could
have been because he gives him a

498
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,920
receipt on a banjo. 
That's. 

499
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,200
Right. 
Yes. 

500
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,000
So. 
What, what bits of this show, of

501
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,960
this particular episode appeal 
to you? 

502
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,280
Right. 
My favorite bit is when Neddy is

503
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,280
invited to Good Pipes office in 
the tree and as they climb up 

504
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,160
the tree you can hear the sound 
of a busy 1950s office. 

505
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,680
So typewriters clacking the hung
of conversation and I just think

506
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,360
that's brilliant. 
That is my favorite part, 

507
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,520
definitely. 
Listen, Neddy, you're very. 

508
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,840
Fond of the moon, aren't you? 
Yes, if only two of mine. 

509
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,240
Neddy, it can be. 
Step up into the tree, into my 

510
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:54,560
office. 
Good morning now, Neddy. 

511
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,680
Pull up your trousers and sit 
down. 

512
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,000
Neddy. 
The moon has been in Mariati's 

513
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,080
family for many generations. 
You mean the mood is of French 

514
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,040
origin? 
So the blood tests show. 

515
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,680
Yeah, so I, I, I think that this
episode is very front loaded. 

516
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,640
There's an awful lot of good 
stuff at the start and it sort 

517
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,080
of runs out of steam with at the
end. 

518
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,880
As always. 
As always, yes. 

519
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:23,840
Yeah, I want to talk about 
because you'd listened to, you 

520
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,840
were familiar with the 
transcription services version, 

521
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:33,560
yes, editor version of this, 
which lasts 27 minutes all in. 

522
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,760
But you'd also I think you said 
your version had had Ray and Max

523
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,520
cut out of it. 
Yes, which was my doing. 

524
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,200
It's like right, there we go. 
So there's my next question. 

525
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,640
Are you not a fan of Ray and 
Max? 

526
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,520
I think that, I mean the 
chromatic harmonica is when he 

527
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,120
play, I mean, obviously he's a, 
he's a genius. 

528
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,720
He he obviously he's, he's 
absolute master of the 

529
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,000
instrument, but it just sounds 
so awful compared to when Stevie

530
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,280
Wonder played it, for example, 
and it just sounds so joyous and

531
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,000
magical and it's the same 
instrument. 

532
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,480
So I could all out Max Geldry 
generally. 

533
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,760
I do like some of Ray 
Ellington's stuff. 

534
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,080
I do like it when he plays Fats 
Waller or stuff like that. 

535
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,080
But yeah, it's not what I'm 
there for. 

536
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,480
OK, fair enough. 
Fair enough. 

537
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,280
So yeah, so I checked with you. 
You you'd heard the edited 

538
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,480
version, so I sent you the fully
restored version that you can 

539
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:34,440
get on the Goonshoe Compendium. 
And there's, there's, there's a 

540
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,920
few bits that you're would not 
have been accustomed to, I 

541
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,800
guess. 
Yes, there was quite a lot about

542
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,000
Stanley Matthews. 
Right. 

543
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,360
He was an an English footballer,
he. 

544
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,320
Was He was probably the most 
famous English foot. 

545
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,560
In fact, he's myself. 
I've got a complete tin ear when

546
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:54,000
it comes to football. 
So I cannot hold my own ever in 

547
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,560
conversations with people. 
You know, if I if back back in 

548
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,760
the day when my kids were little
and I used to have to take them 

549
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,800
to bloody kids parties, you 
know, and very often, usually 

550
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,280
there'd be mums taking their 
kids to these kids parties, but 

551
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:11,640
they'd generally be one or two 
rather gloomy faced dads there 

552
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,240
as well. 
And, and you kind of go up to 

553
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,920
them and sort of nod and then 
make small talk at these at 

554
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:24,120
these affairs, OK. 
And generally speaking, the 

555
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,480
conversation would turn to 
football. 

556
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,120
Yes. 
That is the default topic of 

557
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:34,880
conversation, which I sadly just
said completely at sea. 

558
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,400
You know, I I can't join in 
these conversations at all. 

559
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,800
You're not the only one. 
Yeah, so, but, you know, 

560
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,880
sometimes I would try and 
pretend that I knew what I was 

561
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,160
talking about. 
And so, you know, if, if the 

562
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,640
conversation went along the 
lines of, you know, did you see 

563
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,840
the match last night, I, I knew 
it was fairly safe ground to 

564
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:58,240
say, well, yeah, it was a game 
of two halves and usually get 

565
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,200
away with it, you know, because 
you're not, you're not being 

566
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,600
specific about anything. 
Sorry, can I just interrupt you 

567
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,600
very, very quickly? 
You know, there's an IT Crowd 

568
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,640
episode about exactly that. 
Is there? 

569
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,720
Oh yes. 
Oh right, I didn't know that. 

570
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:18,000
I'm not plagiarizing the IT 
crowd, but my knowledge of 

571
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,800
actual footballers extended to 
around this time, probably David

572
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:27,880
Beckham, Rio Ferdinand and 
Stanley Matthews, which is 

573
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,600
complete anachronism, of course.
But no, he was he was probably 

574
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,480
the most famous English 
footballer of of his. 

575
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,600
Well, he would have been of his 
day. 

576
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:41,480
And it's very interesting 
because I've got a copy of Larry

577
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,960
Stevens actual script for this 
show. 

578
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,240
OK. 
And presumably he must have been

579
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,000
there at the rehearsal on the, 
on the Sunday that they were 

580
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,680
recording this ahead of them 
recording this. 

581
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,280
And we've got the, the sequence 
with Blue Bottle and Echoes. 

582
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:06,160
And they, they are astronomers 
that Nettie is going to consult.

583
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:13,080
And in the original script, So 
if you read the Blue Bottle echo

584
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,160
sequence in the original script,
it's relatively short, 

585
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,080
relatively short leading up to 
before Minnie and Henry arrive. 

586
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,440
It's quite short. 
OK, if I'm, I'm talking about 

587
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:26,800
the original and I'm looking at 
the original script here and 

588
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:34,280
Larry Stevens has crossed out 
the what, half a page of Blue 

589
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,960
Bottle and Echo's dialogue here.
And then on the back of page 

590
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:43,600
nine of the script, he, I'm 
assuming it's he, Larry has 

591
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:48,320
written a, a bunch of brand new 
dialogue between Blue Bottle and

592
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,640
Echo's. 
So I'm, I'm assuming that what 

593
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,800
what's happened is that he's 
been there at rehearsal with 

594
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,960
Spike and Peter and Harry and 
they've decided amongst 

595
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,920
themselves that the sequence as 
written in the script is a bit 

596
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,800
flat. 
So let's, let's bulk it out a 

597
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,600
bit, let's add a bit of extra 
colour to it. 

598
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,480
And they add this dialogue 
between Blue Bottle Knuckles 

599
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,679
that includes references to 
Anisa Eckberg. 

600
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:23,360
Hey, Professor Eckles, that 
Anita Eckberg's a fine big 

601
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,560
guarantee. 
Yeah, here, let me share that 

602
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:35,000
postcard 0. 
Oh yeah, she's a fine big girl, 

603
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,199
all right. 
That's not her. 

604
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,920
There's a picture of Stanley 
Matthew. 

605
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,480
Oh well, he's a fine big girl 
too now. 

606
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,960
Done. 
Please Professor Bottle my good 

607
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,760
mind, let me get on with my 
mathematical work. 

608
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:03,720
Not getting. 
Oh, why would you let me say no 

609
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,200
computations? 
I am mathematics. 

610
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:22,960
Hello mathematics X is the 
unknown X. 

611
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,440
Who do you think Arsenal will 
beat the Spur this week? 

612
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,760
I should think. 
I should think it's most 

613
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,520
unlikely. 
Why? 

614
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:42,160
They're playing Blackpool. 
Oh, who here? 

615
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,360
Doesn't Stanley Matthews play 
for them? 

616
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,400
Yeah, he's a fine big girl, 
isn't he? 

617
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,000
I need Redburg. 
She doesn't play football. 

618
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,560
Who cares? 
About football. 

619
00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:13,050
Most of that new material was 
actually cut from the 

620
00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:16,410
transcription services edit of 
this particular show. 

621
00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:20,170
And it's quite interesting as 
well because we get Minnie and 

622
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:24,730
Henry arriving and I think Henry
is meant to be a professor, 

623
00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:28,960
although maybe heads up the, 
the, the, what is it? 

624
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,480
Observatory? 
That's what it would be, isn't 

625
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080
it? 
But Blue Bottle refers to many 

626
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:36,920
as Auntie Men. 
Auntie. 

627
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,600
Men, Yeah. 
Which he's done a few times in 

628
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,680
the show. 
Many and and Blue Bottle have 

629
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,280
this little scripted dialogue 
where many asked Blue Bottle why

630
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,080
he's out of bed without his 
pajama trousers on and he says. 

631
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,480
We was playing from the latest 
films, Eric. 

632
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,240
Little Jim had my pajama 
trousers over his neck. 

633
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,440
He got one arm down, the Lego 
waving about like a trunk. 

634
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:09,320
He was an elephant, you see. 
But suddenly I sneezed and I see

635
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,240
the my trousers fell out, 
knocking Little Jim into the 

636
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,760
bath. 
Oh dear, dear Little Jim. 

637
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:21,160
Little Jim, Little Jim. 
Tell them what happened, Little 

638
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:27,520
Jim. 
Zarac, does that meant, does 

639
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,800
that mean anything to you at 
all? 

640
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,560
No. 
OK, so this is where the whole 

641
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:38,560
Anita Ekberg thing comes in. 
Because Zarac was a feature film

642
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,920
which had literally been 
released in cinemas in the UK 

643
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:47,160
what fortnight before this show 
was recorded and it was causing 

644
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,760
quite a bit of controversy and 
quite a lot of harrumphing in 

645
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:58,800
the media and and in Parliament.
It was a 1956, what do you call 

646
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,120
it, adventure film. 
And it was directed by future 

647
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,800
bomb director, I think Terence 
Young. 

648
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,360
And it starred Victor Mature, 
Michael Welding and Anita 

649
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,360
Eckberg and also a very young 
Patrick Mcgoohan. 

650
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,520
And it's basically a forget. 
I mean, I've never seen it. 

651
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,640
In fact, I've never heard of it 
really outside of this show, but

652
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,440
it's it's basically the, the, 
the, the, the, the title 

653
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,800
character Zarek becomes a bandit
chief and an enemy of the 

654
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,000
British Empire. 
But Anita Ekberg was quite 

655
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,640
famous or infamous around this 
time for being quite voluptuous,

656
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:42,000
quite quite busty and a a poster
promoting the film in which she 

657
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,200
was very much front and centre 
even though she wasn't the star.

658
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,040
Of the film. 
Questions were actually asked in

659
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,280
the house. 
All right now I want to thank, I

660
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,880
want to thank friend of the 
show, Paul Abbott, by the way, 

661
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,400
because Paul is the guy to go to
what I want. 

662
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,800
You know, well, not just it's 
not just Paul, but Paul, Paul is

663
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,680
one of the friends of the show 
who can summon up newspaper 

664
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,720
archive material at the, you 
know, at the stroke of a of a 

665
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:12,200
key. 
By the way, listeners, I'm a 

666
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,800
avid listener every Monday 
morning to Paul and his brother 

667
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,720
Gary's podcast The Big Beatles 
Sort Out, which is known to its 

668
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:25,120
third series, I think, which is 
The Big 60s Sort Out, in which 

669
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:30,720
Paul and Gary examine and 
discuss every number one single 

670
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,120
in the UK from the 1960s. 
And I think they're up to 

671
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,920
something ridiculous like 
episode 28, not 2930. 

672
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:44,200
And they're only up to 1966 for 
Cliff's sake. 

673
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,600
Fascinating. 
Very, very informative, very 

674
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,840
funny. 
And it's a really good listen. 

675
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,840
So please seek out big 60s sort 
out. 

676
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,680
Brought to you by the big 
Beatles sort out. 

677
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,080
And also, I'll embarrass him 
now. 

678
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:03,960
But Paul is also the man behind 
the music biopic or biopic? 

679
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,120
Not sure. 
I can never know which 

680
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,480
pronunciation to use. 
Music biopic story on Instagram.

681
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:16,420
You can check that out. 
It's instagram.com/music under 

682
00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:22,440
score biopic and Paul is putting
up content there from basically 

683
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:29,000
every film about musicians or a 
musician or such like. 

684
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,760
So yeah, check that out and 
that's on Instagram. 

685
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,000
Thanks again, Paul. 
And can I have my cat back now, 

686
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,320
please? 
There was a little column in the

687
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,400
Daily Telegraph on the 10th of 
January 57 saying ban on Ekberg 

688
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,680
film poster nudity. 
Objection, said a film poster 

689
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,200
showing Anita Ekberg. 
The actress has been banned by 

690
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,520
the joint censorship committee 
of the poster advertising 

691
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,520
industry on the grounds that it 
is too nude, too nude Right now 

692
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,280
I've seen it. 
It ain't too nude. 

693
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,560
It's it's. 
Works time. 

694
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,440
No, I wouldn't even say that 
it's quite, it's quite quite 

695
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,240
tame I think. 
But it was attacked recently by 

696
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,360
Lord Lucas as bordering on the 
obscene, would you believe? 

697
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,880
So it's a little bit of pill 
clutching going on there I 

698
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,800
think. 
The poster advertised in the 

699
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,640
film Zarek shows a 12 foot long 
Miss Ekberg reclining in a 

700
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,360
desert in front of a shake on a 
prancing horse. 

701
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,280
So far it has appeared on 8 
hoardings in the West End. 

702
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,720
But yeah, so this poster was was
causing all no, no end of bother

703
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,760
in the media at the time. 
And as a result, we have this 

704
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,680
reference going back to it, 
going back to the show where 

705
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Blue Bottle and Little Jim have 
been playing at Zarac. 

706
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:49,040
And hence we get the reference 
in this speedily rewritten 

707
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,360
sequence with blue bottleneckles
on the day, you know, including 

708
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,280
Anita Ekberg. 
But it's an interesting example 

709
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,840
of them writing on the fly, 
still writing the show on the 

710
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,560
afternoon of the recording, you 
know? 

711
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,680
So was that the actual script 
that Larry Stevens had and was 

712
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,640
and had written on himself? 
It's a copy of it. 

713
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,640
It's fascinating. 
Look at these scripts because as

714
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,120
I say, there's all crossings, 
outs and amendments and 

715
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,280
additions, you know? 
So, yeah. 

716
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,000
And we mentioned Little Jim. 
What did you think of Little 

717
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,040
Jim's appearance in this? 
Yeah, I don't find Little Jim 

718
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,280
very funny particularly, 
especially since I heard that 

719
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,240
Spike introduced him as a kind 
of bet that he could introduce a

720
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,640
catch phrase. 
And he wasn't inherently funny 

721
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,040
either. 
And and even less funny when 

722
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,280
when you hear how contrived it 
was so. 

723
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,120
Yeah, that's all it was. 
And he was introduced in The 

724
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:49,120
Rent Collectors officially, 
although Spike can't resist 

725
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:54,560
doing a little he's he's falling
in the water in Wings Over 

726
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,680
Dagenham, which was actually 
recorded, I think I'm writing 

727
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,280
saying the same night as The 
Rent Collectors. 

728
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,120
But officially, Little Jim, his 
debut was in The Rent 

729
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,400
Collectors. 
And that's where we hear this 

730
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,600
catch phrase is falling in the 
water for the first time 

731
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,880
officially. 
And then you have the show after

732
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,800
Rent Collectors, which is 
Shifting Sands and which Little 

733
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,360
Jim doesn't appear at all. 
And then you have this show and 

734
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,320
Little Jim dutifully trots out 
his catch phrase, which everyone

735
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,560
seems to enjoy because it's 
still quite fresh. 

736
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:28,360
And then a little bit later in 
the show, he says that again and

737
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,600
gets just as much appreciation. 
But but unlike you, I'm with 

738
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,960
you. 
I, I was never a big fan of 

739
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,640
Little Jim. 
No, despite trying to make a 

740
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:41,280
point, I don't quite know. 
Or just it was another voice for

741
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,400
him to do. 
Yeah, he's been quite 

742
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,960
contemptuous of his audience, 
really. 

743
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,840
I mean, he's saying, oh, we'll 
give him any old crap and, and 

744
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,880
they'll laugh and and they'll if
it's a catch phrase that they'll

745
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,120
love it. 
Yeah, well, the very cynically 

746
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,200
they he has form for doing that,
although it doesn't exist 

747
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,160
anymore. 
There's there's early goon show 

748
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,360
or an early goon show or goon 
shows where he's tried to 

749
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,040
crowbar in catch phrases which 
never taken off, generally 

750
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,760
speaking, like more Cole, Larry,
Larry, more Cole. 

751
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,480
That was one of them and others 
in that vein. 

752
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,560
Yeah. 
I mean, it might be a savage 

753
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,160
indictment against the state of 
radio comedy in the 1950s by 

754
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,320
Spike. 
I'm not quite sure. 

755
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,840
Or just meant that he you know, 
it's an easy bit for him to 

756
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,480
write in the script every week. 
Tail you. 

757
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,240
This is an enjoyable show. 
There's there's a couple of 

758
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:38,040
lines in particular. 
I loved the bit when when Grip 

759
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,360
Pipe and and Moriarty are on a 
train, they're catching a train 

760
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,080
to Tangiers I think. 
I especially asked for the sheet

761
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,720
grip pipe with our backs to the 
engine. 

762
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,920
I wondered why we were sitting 
on the cow catcher. 

763
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,600
When I first heard that as a 
kid, it just the whole image of 

764
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,040
that, it just, it was like a 
cartoon image in my head. 

765
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,400
That is so funny. 
And of course, Sellers doing a 

766
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,520
comedy Italian at one point. 
You saved my life. 

767
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,880
Well, we all make mistakes. 
I know I saw your wife etcetera,

768
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,560
etcetera, all that all that is 
very, very good. 

769
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,680
But it is, you know, it is 
fairly, it is a fairly by the 

770
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,320
numbers going show. 
Well, I, I would just think that

771
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,720
it's my favorite of the shows 
that not all would know it's my,

772
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,960
I mean, I would know all the 
classics. 

773
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640
I would know all the ones in 
your top 20, for example. 

774
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,320
But these will be ones that a 
lot of people wouldn't know, for

775
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,720
example. 
And I think they're missing out 

776
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,440
because there's a lot to like 
about this. 

777
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,040
There's a lot of good gags. 
There's also we mentioned Ray 

778
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,280
and Max before. 
You won't have heard this 

779
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,360
because you cut this bit out, 
but in the Ray number. 

780
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,760
I heard it today. 
Oh, you heard it today. 

781
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,280
Yes, as as as it reaches its 
climax, Men decides to join in 

782
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,960
and makes it makes Ray Breakdown
laughing. 

783
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:15,760
Is this the word? 
And I love it that they kept 

784
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,880
that in and they didn't try to 
redo it or whatever, but it 

785
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,520
really adds to it. 
Yeah. 

786
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,120
So one thing I was wondering 
actually was whether people were

787
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,680
more poetry literate in those 
days. 

788
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,680
Well, perhaps. 
For example, OK, Philip Larkin 

789
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,960
sort of came to prominence in 
the mid 50s, and I would imagine

790
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,960
he was pretty much a household 
name. 

791
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,000
OK, perhaps not a household 
name, but if you ask people 

792
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,480
nowadays who is the current poet
laureate, I don't think you're 

793
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,400
going to get many, many answers,
no. 

794
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,600
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how 
famous he was back then. 

795
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:53,040
He was, he became famous. 
I mean, I chiefly know him for 

796
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,240
his friendship with Kingsley 
Amos, for this be the verse with

797
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,400
with that infamous opening line,
and for the fact he was a keen 

798
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,080
connoisseur of pornography. 
Yes, yes. 

799
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,280
But no, I'm sure that the 1950s 
audiences would have been much 

800
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:19,720
more poetry literate than than 
scumbags like us in 2024. 

801
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,080
Let's face it, people would have
been listening to the radio a 

802
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,520
lot more and and you'd have had 
improving programs featuring 

803
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,120
poetry readings and things like 
that. 

804
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,960
I'm sure you know every other 
day at least. 

805
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,640
Yes, yes, I'm sure. 
Yeah, sure. 

806
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:37,200
And Speaking of that, actually, 
because you're, you're a, you're

807
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,880
a queen fan. 
You're a huge queen fan. 

808
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,720
I'm guessing in general, you're 
a big music fan. 

809
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:46,360
Are you of that period, that 
that period, that sort of queen,

810
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,320
that 70s into the 80s period or,
or? 

811
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,880
Not yeah, yeah, yeah. 
OK. 

812
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,360
Where are you going with this 
Tyler all? 

813
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,400
Right. 
Well, OK, well, there's two how 

814
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,480
do I put this? 
How do I put this? 

815
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,480
It's just occurred to me now I 
was going to mention it earlier 

816
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,800
and I completely forgot, but 
you've you by you mentioning 

817
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,440
about the audiences being poetry
literate. 

818
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,160
There's there's there's two 
poets at least directly or 

819
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,160
indirectly referenced in this 
particular episode who inspired 

820
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:25,840
2 very popular popular music 
acts, if you like. 

821
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,160
Robert Browning was mentioned. 
Well, Robert Browning, yeah, but

822
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,720
he didn't inspire anyone in 
terms of popular music, as far 

823
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,640
as I know. 
He may have, he may have 

824
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,920
inspired Taylor Swift, I don't 
know. 

825
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,080
But as far as I know, no, not 
him. 

826
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,960
Not him. 
There's a bit where Blood Knock 

827
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,280
refers to Neddy as as Neddy 
under Milk Pudding, which is 

828
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,000
obviously a reference to. 
Dylan Thomas, Yeah. 

829
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,880
And of course, Dylan Thomas. 
In what way did he inspire 

830
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:56,720
someone? 
Can you? 

831
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,640
Can you think? 
Bob Dylan. 

832
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:05,440
Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan 
was going, I believe Bob Dylan 

833
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,080
was going to was going to call 
himself Bob Dylan anyway, but it

834
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,520
was going to be spelled DI 
double LON. 

835
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,080
And then he read, I don't know 
if whether he read under Milk 

836
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,600
water. 
He read some of Dylan Thomas 

837
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,600
poems and decided now I'm going 
to, I'm going to call myself Bob

838
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,120
Dylan Dylan. 
There you go. 

839
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:30,680
But more interestingly, at one 
point earlier on the show, when 

840
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:36,800
Grip Hub and Moriarty first meet
Ned, Neddy refers to himself as 

841
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:42,240
Neddy Davis Seigen, celebrated 
ink writer and tramp poet for 

842
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:45,320
East Clun. 
Did you pick up on that? 

843
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,480
No. 
Well, yeah, I heard, he said 

844
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,960
Davis. 
But I I don't understand the 

845
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,840
things. 
Well, I didn't for the longest 

846
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,960
time. 
I didn't know what that meant, 

847
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,040
who that was referring to, 
Neddy, Davis, Segan. 

848
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Now I think it's the fact what 
gives it away is he refers 

849
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:07,040
himself as a tramp poet. 
And excuse me, there is the poet

850
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:15,600
WH Davis, who was a Welsh poet 
who travelled around Britain and

851
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,480
and the United States pretty 
much as a hobo, as a tramp, 

852
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,200
living, living rough. 
But then he started publishing 

853
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:30,040
poetry as a means of earning a 
living and he became quite 

854
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,560
celebrated. 
He died in, I think he was born 

855
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,520
in the 1870s. 
He died in 1940. 

856
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,880
Yeah. 
So he was this, this tramp who 

857
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:44,040
was a poet essentially. 
And he wrote his Probably his 

858
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,800
most famous work was The 
Autobiography of a Supertramp. 

859
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,320
OK. 
And that's where Supertramp got 

860
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,800
the name from, right? 
That's where Supertramp got 

861
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,960
their name from, and that was 
chronicling the life of a 

862
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,680
gentleman of the road. 
And not only Supertramp the 

863
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,560
Band, but it was, it was 
championed by the likes of 

864
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,120
George Bernard Shaw and it was 
thought to have influenced 

865
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,480
Orwell's Down and Out in Paris 
and London. 

866
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,960
And Dylan Thomas recorded it for
broadcast on BBC Radio in 1948. 

867
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,480
Right, so there we go. 
So we're back there. 

868
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,480
So, you know, a couple of, I 
mean, you know, Dylan's OK, but 

869
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:26,080
Supertramp, you know, that is 
Major League Music legends 

870
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,400
there, aren't we? 
And I do like, I do like me some

871
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,160
Supertramp being honest, I 
really do. 

872
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,960
In fact, I prefer, I mean, I 
like Queen, OK. 

873
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,480
But if you, if you, if you ask 
me, what would you prefer to 

874
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,760
listen to the best of Queen or 
the best of Supertramp? 

875
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,120
I'm sorry. 
I'm sorry. 

876
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,720
It would be. 
It would be the best of 

877
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:45,520
Supertramp every time. 
OK, now what I'd love to do now 

878
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,600
is to play a goon's clip of feet
walking away. 

879
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:55,560
The door's slamming. 
Yes. 

880
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,320
Well, yeah. 
There we go. 

881
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,800
I'm sure you could help someday.
Yeah, OK. 

882
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,040
So look, it's, it's a slight 
show, the moon show, there's not

883
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,200
a huge amount to to to talk 
about, but we've we've I think 

884
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:13,760
we've covered the major points. 
So now, now that we've got that 

885
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,240
unpleasantness out of the way, 
I'm only joking, listeners. 

886
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,720
Now I want to talk a little bit 
about Blackadder. 

887
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Yes, if you don't mind. 
And I just don't want to 

888
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:25,440
infringe upon any plans that 
you've got in terms of content 

889
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,720
for your show. 
No, no, no, no. 

890
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,320
But I do recall you have some 
quite heretical views. 

891
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,160
Do I? 
In what? 

892
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,880
In what fashion? 
I'm a leader. 

893
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,960
Well, I well, in the sense that,
but you're in agreement with me 

894
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,880
because I think that Series 1, 
the Blackadder is criminally 

895
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:48,440
underrated. 
I think it is after series 2. 

896
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:53,520
It's my favorite series and I 
preparing for this because I 

897
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,640
knew we were going to talk about
Blackadder a little bit. 

898
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,800
Anyway, I just jotted down a 
couple of favourites. 

899
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:03,600
OK, so I've jotted down my 
favorite episode of each of the 

900
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:08,240
four series and cards on the 
table, by the way. 

901
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,520
It used to be, I don't know 
what's changed as I've got 

902
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,760
older. 
It used to be that my my 

903
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:24,400
favorite series of Blackadder 
would would run series 2, then 

904
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:29,560
the Blackadder, so series 1, 
then Blackadder Goes Forth, and 

905
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,160
then Blackadder the third. 
I always used to be quite cool 

906
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,960
towards Blackadder the Third, 
comparatively speaking. 

907
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,640
Yes, that's what I remembered. 
But in in recent years, having 

908
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:47,840
watched rewatched bits of goes 
forth, I'm not as I'm not as 

909
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,560
into it as it used to be. 
Yes, I heard you talk about that

910
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,200
with Chris. 
Oh, Chris Diamond, Yeah. 

911
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,800
Yes, with Chris Diamond, and I 
think he said it was a bit more 

912
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,280
self referential. 
Was that it? 

913
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,560
There was a lot. 
There was a lot more Ben 

914
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:07,000
Altonisms, yes, that they kind 
of relied on, I felt. 

915
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,840
But anyway, I've written down my
favorite episodes from each of 

916
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,840
the four series. 
So from series one from the 

917
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,320
Blackadder, it's always been 
this. 

918
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,640
The Queen of Spain's beard has 
always been yes, My favorite 

919
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,480
yes, just for Jim Broadbent more
than anything. 

920
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:28,280
Yes, absolutely. 
Then from Series 2, Blackadder 

921
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:32,600
2, it's beer. 
So a return again of Miriam 

922
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,080
Magalies, because I thought she 
was, she was the Spanish infant.

923
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,760
Yes, that was the that was the 
most popular among viewers and 

924
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:44,080
the least popular among the cast
for that season. 

925
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,400
Oh, why was why was it at least 
popular? 

926
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:50,920
I mean, you know, I know that 
Miriam Magalies kept hitting 

927
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,120
people. 
It could be that actually, yeah,

928
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:58,280
yeah. 
From Blackader the Third, it's 

929
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,720
Sense and Senility, with Hugh 
Paddock and Kenneth Connor as 

930
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,120
the actors. 
Yes. 

931
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:10,520
I love that and from goes forth,
it's actually, and I don't quite

932
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,000
know why, but it's General 
Hospital. 

933
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,960
Could be Miranda Richards. 
Yeah, Miranda Richardson episode

934
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:22,240
with Bill Wallace as Yeah, as is
it Smith, Smith, Smith. 

935
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:26,560
Yes, yes. 
It's just for it's for the post 

936
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:31,240
coital cigarette sequence and a 
few lines here and there, but 

937
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:37,520
mostly it's for the bit that it 
just completely pulled the rug. 

938
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:42,760
It's the bit right at the end 
where Blackadder reveals that 

939
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,480
it's actually Miranda 
Richardson, her character, Nurse

940
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,560
Brown. 
Is that right? 

941
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,280
Who's who's the German spy? 
And then you have that, that 

942
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,840
tender moment when she looks him
in the eye and she says, oh, 

943
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,560
Edmund, I thought. 
I thought she loved me. 

944
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,280
And there's a heartbeat as he 
stares at it. 

945
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,840
And he just goes, Nah, and sends
her away. 

946
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,800
Yes. 
You all romantic here. 

947
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,720
I remember laughing so much at 
that. 

948
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,000
Favorite character overall from 
you know, regular character I 

949
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,520
would say would be Percy. 
I really love Percy, 

950
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,800
particularly series 2 Percy. 
And my favorite one off 

951
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:27,680
character would be Warren Clark 
as Mr. Hardwood. 

952
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,480
You know, I had a feeling that 
you're going to say that and 

953
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,320
actually, yes. 
And in the episode we're going 

954
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,000
to be recording on on Sunday 
morning, he's going to be a 

955
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,760
scene stealer. 
Oh, brilliant, yes, but you can 

956
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,600
mention me on the on the show 
when you when you record it, you

957
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,880
can mention that's my favorite, 
my favorite one off character. 

958
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,080
So yeah, I mean, I just wanted 
to throw that in because when, 

959
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,800
when else am I going to get a 
chance, unless I guessed on your

960
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,960
podcast sometime to talk? 
About You have been invited 

961
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,560
several times. 
Well, I will, I will turn up 

962
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,040
now. 
What is the form? 

963
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,160
Do I have to come on with six 
favorite episodes or something? 

964
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,680
Is that is that how it works? 
Well, we have yeah, the Ark for 

965
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,160
want of a better word of the 
first season, for want of a much

966
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,280
better word is a newbie list. 
So what happens is a friend of 

967
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,280
ours, it was a podcast, 
Shakespearean actor, comedy 

968
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,000
nerd, but he's American, so he 
doesn't hasn't seen Blackout 

969
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,680
before. 
So what we, what we're doing 

970
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:30,680
with our listeners is getting 
people to list 6 episodes that 

971
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,040
will be an introduction to 
someone who has never seen a 

972
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,000
black guy before. 
And we're going to show it to 

973
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000
this, this friend, he's going to
come on in in a couple of months

974
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:43,360
time and talk us through them. 
So I would imagine that by the 

975
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,920
time you come on, we'll be, 
we'll have moved on to the 

976
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,800
second season. 
So yeah, you'll be spared, be 

977
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,280
spared that fair enough. 
But now I'd love to come on and 

978
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,560
talk about, I don't know what. 
What would I come on and talk 

979
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,120
about what? 
What aspect of the Blackadder 

980
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,440
universe could I talk about? 
That's, that's the beauty of 

981
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:06,400
doing a Blackadder podcast. 
The universe is, is there's so 

982
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,880
much, so much stuff there. 
There's, there's really, you 

983
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,920
know, there's no danger of that 
running out anytime soon. 

984
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,840
No, OK. 
So guys, as as we said at the 

985
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:20,560
top of the show, the podcast, 
Ian's podcast is Lord of That is

986
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,440
Black, which is a great title as
well. 

987
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:27,240
Brilliant title and it's 
available in all the usual 

988
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,680
places. 
I guess. 

989
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,480
Any plans for any other 
podcasts? 

990
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:36,040
Well, we are going to do a 
couple of a couple of off topic 

991
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:41,560
episodes where, for example, 
that I introduced Michael to a 

992
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,080
sitcom he's never seen before. 
I'm not going to say what it is 

993
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,560
now. 
And Michael has introduced me to

994
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,320
a sitcom that I'd never seen 
before. 

995
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,960
And and so we're going to be 
doing sort of bonus episode for 

996
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:56,480
just when, you know, if life 
gets in the way. 

997
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:01,560
And, and we weren't able to 
manage having an episode every 

998
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,400
two weeks, which hasn't been so 
difficult so far, But I was in 

999
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:08,520
holiday. 
So we then then we released the 

1000
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,640
bonus episode and that might be 
something to release over 

1001
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,040
Christmas when we take a bit of 
a break. 

1002
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,240
OK, OK. 
And and you're not going to tell

1003
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,760
me the names of these sitcoms, 
of course, But because he's 

1004
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,520
Australian, Mike, isn't he? 
So is his sitcom from Australia.

1005
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,720
No, it's not. 
It's not. 

1006
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,880
No, no, no. 
OK all. 

1007
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,080
Right. 
No. 

1008
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,560
Intriguing. 
But if I were to tell you that 

1009
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,360
that mice coming from Ireland, 
you would probably guess what it

1010
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,600
is. 
Oh yes? 

1011
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Well, oh, you're telling me he's
never seen that? 

1012
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:40,840
He's never seen that, no. 
Oh my God, Does it travel? 

1013
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,440
Has it travelled Down Under? 
Really. 

1014
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:46,080
I don't, I don't know. 
Well, apparently not, because he

1015
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:51,520
he he was trying to find it on 
DVD and he had to import it and 

1016
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,160
then it wouldn't work on his DVD
player. 

1017
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,280
That's crazy. 
Yes, yes. 

1018
00:59:56,080 --> 01:00:01,400
Oh, before we before we totally 
wrap up, can I just be because 

1019
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,760
it's my show, so I can, I just 
want to promote. 

1020
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,760
I just want to promote last 
week. 

1021
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:12,440
The latest episode, this month's
The month of October's edition 

1022
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:17,080
of Goon Pod Film Club dropped 
and this month it is Carry On 

1023
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,920
Screaming You a Carry On Film 
Fanny and. 

1024
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,360
No, no. 
Stuff like Carry On and Benny 

1025
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,120
Hill and all that. 
That was never allowed in our 

1026
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,240
house. 
Like it was a bit sinful. 

1027
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,480
It's nutty. 
Yeah, it's nutty. 

1028
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,960
OK, I don't. 
I don't really get the sense 

1029
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,920
that I've actually missed 
anything to be honest. 

1030
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,120
Carry on screaming is is is one 
of the better ones for sure. 

1031
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:45,680
And myself and Andrew and Lisa 
from around the Archives 

1032
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:52,400
podcast, we spent 90 minutes or 
so talking about the making of 

1033
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:56,080
the background to it, the stars,
the jokes, the the everything, 

1034
01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:01,080
everything and everything. 
And, and as they are TV archive 

1035
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,480
nuts, there was lots of 
references to the likes of 

1036
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:09,240
Doctor Who. 
There's a danger that, you know,

1037
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,040
if you start talking about 
Doctor Who in a podcast, I can 

1038
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,840
just take off and just just sort
of envelope the whole 

1039
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,120
conversation. 
So I tried to keep it at a 

1040
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,680
minimum. 
But also Z Cars and Steptoe and 

1041
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,440
Son and loads of loads of sort 
of telly references that were 

1042
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,960
relevant to care on Screaming as
well as of course, The Addams 

1043
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,840
Family and The Munsters, both of
which to a certain degree 

1044
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,520
inspired certain scenes in Carol
screaming. 

1045
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,720
If you want to check that out, 
it's go over to patreon.com/goon

1046
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:42,800
Pod and you can, there's a free 
trial if you want to listen to 

1047
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,200
that and see if you like it and 
want to sign up for the rest. 

1048
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,360
Other than that, Ian, I think, I
think we're done. 

1049
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,240
I. 
Think we're done? 

1050
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,520
Yes. 
Lovely. 

1051
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,960
Thank you so much for joining 
me, and I look forward to being 

1052
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:57,080
a guest on your podcast in the 
coming months or years. 

1053
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,880
Yes. 
Well, thank you for having me 

1054
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,760
and thank you for listening. 
And yeah, we'd love to have you 

1055
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,960
on in about in a couple of 
months time. 

1056
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,520
Brilliant. 
Thanks, Ian. 

1057
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,560
OK. 
Thanks, Tyler. 

1058
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:06,920
Bye bye.
