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Whom did you see, first, 
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his parents? 
I saw the parents to begin with,

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Sir. 
What did you say to them? 

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I put the position to them. 
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been received about their son's 
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Yeah. 
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I'm so sorry to interrupt you, 
Sergeant Barnes. 

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Would you tell the court what in
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first occasion? 
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I think I can remember what I 
said, Sir. 

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When I went in, the first person
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So I addressed what I had to say
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recollection. 
I said something to the effect 

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it's beginning to add up down at
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meaning that you were keeping a 
check of this man's victim. 

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We were rather pressed for 
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Yes, I know that, Sergeant. 
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whether your remark, it's 
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Mortuary, referred to this man's
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other people as well. 
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I was trying to keep on friendly
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the remark in a somewhat 
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I went on to say we haven't got 
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Kirby. 
Hello and welcome to Goon Pod. 

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So last week Joel Morris and I 
were talking about Yellow 

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Submarine, a film which we 
managed to prove beyond doubt 

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through a series of charts and 
diagrams, took the goons as one 

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of its foundation stones with 
Roger Mcgough's Milligan 

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inspired quips liberally 
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The repeated refrain of It's All
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subversion of logic and of 
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Show alumnus Dick Emery as one 
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Now this week we are talking 
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earlier, but I I think it is 
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that grand tradition of of 
British absurdism which gave us 

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the likes of Lewis Carroll, 
Edward Lear and of course the 

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Goon Show. 
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a man who did more than most to 
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so-called golden era, and I 
think that's reasonable plenty 

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for us to talk about this week's
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And my guest, I'm delighted to 
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Hello, nice to be here. 
Hello, David. 

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Hello. 
I think this is your fourth time

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speaking to me. 
Yeah, yes, we're talking about 

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the film One Way Pendulum, but I
want to talk about NF Simpson as

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well. 
Who, who's the genius behind it?

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Because the film was based on 
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And I know David, you're you're 
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Simpson. 
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So first of all, was I correct 
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likes of of Lewis Carroll, Lear 
and and of course the Goons? 

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Absolutely. 
I mean, he's had a parallel 

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existence, but he was a Lewis 
Carroll fan. 

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He was more of APG Wodehouse 
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He really liked being labeled or
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that stuff. 
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was going down a parallel route 
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Yeah. 
Had he ever gone on on record to

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say he enjoyed Milligan's work 
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that? 
I think he said he liked the 

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goons, but it wasn't, but it was
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Is that he, like Spike is what 
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children, People like Peter Cook
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Python team, There's a lot of, 
there's a lot of links between 

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those two groups. 
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Cleese and Cook were in 
productions of NF Simpson plays 

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Jonathan Miller's in the movie, 
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Miller directed his stuff. 
Cleese is in TV versions of NF 

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Simpson. 
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to his influence, but it's all 
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It really is. 
So you said he didn't like the 

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he didn't like the word 
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part of that absurdist 
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Yeah, he just, I mean, he came 
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Ionesco in France. 
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comedy plays that aren't very 
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reason? 
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NF Simpson in the Penguin Book 
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those 70s anthologies edited by 
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And it had, you know, Lewis 
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Python in it and the Goons. 
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of very short items by NF 
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absolutely intriguing. 
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And I would describe him as a, 
as very like Spike Milligan in 

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his sense of humour, in the way 
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time. 
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deliberately philosophical and 
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view. 
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rhythm of natural everyday 
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Very much. 
I mean, while I know that Alan 

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Bennett knew his work and you 
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Alan Bennett voice. 
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trivia and detail, it really 
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liked basically he wrote very 
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but everything was set in a very
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Lots of suburban front rooms, 
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He likes he likes to hide the 
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nobody. 
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question the situations that 
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of the humour is in the mismatch
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surroundings and the 
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famous scenes in one of his 
plays in his in a resounding 

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tinkle, which somebody goes to 
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Who was that at the door? 
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there's a man out, there's a man
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government. 
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the scene have a long 
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There are conversations about oh
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moments in in the movie is when 
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woman and she's come in because 
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the families leftover food. 
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except for food. 
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all this and nobody says, why 
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Why don't you eat? 
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this food we need to somebody 
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can't. 
I'm pegging him out. 

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Just her job is to eat their 
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insane world, but it's also a 
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Where do you want me, Mabel? 
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Nara. 
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you. 
Goodness. 

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Now, it won't take me long to 
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I'll get started right away. 
I'm Perkins. 

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I'll get the impression Mrs. 
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She says something in the film 
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impression that she keeps being 
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which people are just obsessed 
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sort of period as the angry 
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documentary what, 20 years ago 
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John Mortimer and and Pinter 
than the angry young men he was.

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brilliance, but the sharp 
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thing is kind of, oh, we did 
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and it was, oh, it was horrific.
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bored they were and how they 
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sort of kitchen sink stuff. 
But yeah, he was at the Royal 

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The most annoying moment of my 
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documentary, Wally was, as we 
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And while he was having his 
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Pinter turned up full of happy 
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NF Simpson's plays. 
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with him. 
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affection by Pinter and by John 
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He was that generation of 
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But like Pinter, like Mortimer, 
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cliched world. 
It was like one of those bands 

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who got lumped in with punk rock
but wasn't really punk, that 

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kind of thing. 
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as a writer, he was swept away 
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aggressive people who'd come 
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Peter Cook, who had this, had a 
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were prepared to be more 
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it. 
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different areas, but he was 
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camera. 
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a stage play and and I looked at
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Kirby and Douglas Wilmer as the 
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as well Graham, but I know 
Graham Crowder. 

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But it was you had Roddy Maude 
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Grim Kirby. 
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Who's still with us, by the way?
Roddy is amazing. 

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He's an artist and he was in. 
If so, then yes. 

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Which was Wally's last play 
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Wally was still with us. 
Yeah, Roddy is a is an amazing 

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man and very talented. 
Yeah, I saw him most recently. 

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You know, they released the 
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Every episode was all six 
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Utter History of Britain. 
Yeah, I watched that. 

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It was a bit of a shock seeing 
Roddy in that. 

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He was kind of Wally's avatar in
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Especially if so, then yes, he 
was sort of a standing figure 

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for Wally. 
Wally Simpson famously so-called

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because when he was a kid, 
Wallace Simpson, the paramour 

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led with the 8th, was around. 
I I believe I were to ask Bill 

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Bastler if it's true or asked 
Wally Simpson that the first 

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version of the play didn't have 
Kirby. 

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Which was the character? 
That he used eventually Clair 

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Trait, Yeah, who was teaching 
speaker weight machines to sing 

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the Alleluia Chorus. 
I got to do that piece. 

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And it was out of having. 
Been an NF or around an NF 

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Simpson sketch in one to another
and having published bits of his

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writing in Art magazine. 
Bright, bright, bright. 

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He knew about me, I bet me or 
seen me. 

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Bill Gastel had seen me at the 
Royal College and in a way they 

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knew that the curby only has one
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this piece of. 
But he's on a lot, does he not? 

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No, he, he, he. 
The opening scene is with him 

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conducting and then the play 
starts as it's in the the house 

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downstairs and the mother talks 
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Oh, I see. 
He's a presence, but he's. 

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Not here and he responds to a 
cash register and someone bangs 

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the cash register I think in 
hand gun. 

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He clips off the side of the 
stage and says you could have 

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woken me and could have stopped 
me stone dead in the middle of 

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an orgasm and then goes off 
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Do you take a play and then you 
expand it and open it out, which

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basically means you have some 
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London on mopeds. 
There's not much else you can do

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It's a reason it got bad reviews
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like a realistic 1960s film with
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But the things they're saying 
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Well, it begins right at the 
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It made me think of the rebel. 
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there was kind of it wasn't in 
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How would I think NF Simpson had
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have the the play made into a 
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the right man to direct the 
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convinced him with his 
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really interesting director. 
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so I think he wanted to wash the
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with a completely different 
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Steve McQueen about four years 
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So he's one of those directors 
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did everything. 
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he would just take, and his 
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what's really needed. 
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You can tell that he sat down 
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into a film? 
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Simpson's stuff that he readily 
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there isn't much of A plot. 
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couldn't write narrative was 
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he was about 5. 
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And I think that's one of the 
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stuff, that there is no order in
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He's famous for saying things 
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as well be the same as another. 
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in life. 
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that. 
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view. 
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hard to watch one way pendulum 
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plot. 
Things happen and then it ends. 

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Well that's fine though. 
As someone like myself who loves

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the Goon Show, I'm used to that 
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To be honest. 
What I want to do is just give 

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an overview of the the plot as 
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I haven't mentioned, I've 
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Sykes. 
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only starring or top billed film
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Plank which don't really 
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But the film is basically about 
the Groom Kirby family who lived

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And they they, they blithely 
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interests. 
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who who's Eric Sykes and he's 
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the Old Bailey in the front 
room, blissfully ignored in his 

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labours by wheelchair bound Aunt
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in Washbourne, who, who's every 
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She's brilliant. 
We'll, we'll, we'll come back to

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her. 
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transport and wanting a 
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character is, is Kirby Groom. 
Kirby, who is Jonathan Miller in

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the film. 
He, he's up in the attic. 

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He's teaching a vast assortment 
of Speak Your Weight machines to

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sing the Hallelujah chorus. 
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be put on trial, at first in 
absentia for the murder of 43 

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people, his motive apparently 
being a compulsion to wear black

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morning attire. 
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that. 
And his younger sister, Sylvia, 

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frets over the length of her 
arms while her mother busies 

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herself about the house with 
scant regard for her husband's 

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activities. 
Like you say, she has this this 

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rather burly child woman played 
by Peggy Mount, who drops in 

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twice a week to eat the excess 
food that the that the family 

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can't manage to dispatch 
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So that's what passes for a 
plot, really. 

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But every moment is just full of
amazing comic invention. 

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And it's interesting just 
touching back. 

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Coming back to Pete, Peter 
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to make bullet, which is famous 
for for that extended chasing. 

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Now the film before that, I 
don't know if you've seen him 

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robbery. 
No, I haven't. 

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Which is a Stanley Baker film in
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early try out for the for a for 
a a car chase, which he'd he'd 

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later refined in bullet. 
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London and although it's it's in
lovely Technicolour, there are 

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bits at the beginning of robbery
that made me think of this film 

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just in terms of the the streets
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filming it. 
There's a bit in the film in one

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way Pendulum where Eric Sykes, 
Arthur Grimm Kirby has collected

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judges robes and a wig from the 
dry cleaners and he's carrying 

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the boxes home and he's 
imagining himself as the High 

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Court judge. 
And we see, we see him, you 

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know, in the robes with the wig.
He's about to cross the road and

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A and a lorry passes by and as 
as it passes by it sort of 

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breaks the spell. 
And we see Eric again just with 

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his boxes. 
And I thought there was a 

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brilliant piece of direction. 
So little touches. 

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There's not a lot of 
opportunities for that sort of 

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directorial flourishes. 
But I think PDHS did a really 

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good job. 
There's also a nice moment when,

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Yeah, if you wanted to be silly,
Eric Sykes is on the back of 

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George Cole's scooter. 
And George Cole is a terrible 

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driver and weaves between large,
burly vehicles with complete 

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blitheness. 
So you could pretend. 

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You could say it was a practice 
run, a very modest scale. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, he opens it out, but not

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in a Richard Lester kind of zany
way. 

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He doesn't add silly sound 
effects and treat make it. 

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He doesn't make it into 
slapstick. 

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He does what's what's required, 
which is to basically treat the 

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subject matter as though it was 
perfectly normal. 

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It's, it's obviously quite 
difficult to know what's going 

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on for the 1st 20 minutes or so.
And then you gradually start to 

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put things together and you 
realise that Arthur Groom Kirby 

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is trying is he's got this build
it yourself kit, an Old Bailey 

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full size Old Bailey kit that 
he's trying to manoeuvre into 

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the back garden and then into 
the house. 

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And I do think that the 
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is largely A courtroom scene 
which is playing out in the 

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Groom Kirby's front room is 
absolutely brilliant. 

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And I could have watched a whole
film just with that. 

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It's funny. 
I mean, presumably it's what led

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to Adam Simpson getting the 
Crown Court because it's the 

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best part of the film because it
has a narrative you, you know, 

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where you are with a court 
scene. 

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And it's just, it's just really,
really funny. 

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It's a parody of the legal 
system. 

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It's just full of insane moments
about dressing a baby in black 

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and lots of comedy riffs. 
And I just love the joke that, 

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you know, how do you deal with 
something as impossible as 

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building the Old Bailey in your 
front room? 

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And part of it is that the 
statue of the Scales of Justice 

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is gaping through a hole in the 
group Kirby's bedroom, and his 

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wife has to step around it. 
There's one more thing I'd like 

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to ask you, Missus Grimm Kirby. 
Each one of your son's 43 

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victims was struck on the head 
with an iron bar after having 

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been told a joke. 
Now, would it be true to say, 

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Missus Grimm Kirby, that your 
son went to considerable trouble

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over these jokes? 
He went to very great trouble, 

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Sir. 
He sat up all hours thinking at 

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church for them. 
He wanted to make things as 

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pleasant as possible for them, 
even at considerable trouble and

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inconvenience to himself. 
He didn't mind how much trouble 

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he went to, so long as they 
ended on a gay note. 

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Thank you, Missus Groom Kirby. 
The only character in this film 

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who seems to be an incredulous, 
I suppose to what's going on is 

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is Stan, who's the the boyfriend
of Sylvia who's been roped into 

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helping Arthur get the the Old 
Bailey kit into the into the 

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front room. 
I love all that. 

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It's weirdly it's Tom King, the 
villain from Emmerdale as well. 

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Well, I. 
Knew him from from Corrie. 

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He was Billy Walker, wasn't he? 
Yeah, for years. 

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That's what I love about actors.
They're versatile. 

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But yeah, he does seem to be 
from a more normal world. 

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And which gives you the 
suggestion that maybe it's just 

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the groom. 
Kirby's are in. 

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They're insane. 
But yeah, I mean, I'm very fond 

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by the way of really of Julia 
Foster in this and her obsession

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with her arms and also just the 
nice sibling rivalry that every 

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time she brings a boy home, she 
has to compete with the choir of

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Speak Your Weight Machines in 
the attic, not to mention the 

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major criminal trial going on in
the front room. 

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Well, that's, that's the thing 
that that was the thing that 

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made me laugh the most. 
Was it it, It takes a while to 

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get here, but we, we eventually 
find out that so we see Kirby, 

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played by Jonathan Miller, 
nosing around weight machines, 

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both conventional and speaker 
weight type, both outside a 

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chemist shop and on the, on the 
tube on the underground 

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platform. 
He's got this obsession, 

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obviously. 
And then but we find out later 

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that he, he's teaching them to, 
to sing because he wants them. 

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He wants them to act as sirens 
at the North Pole to lure people

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there so that he can get a large
collection of people in the one 

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place, get them all to jump up 
and down at once to tilt the 

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Earth's axis, and the ensuing 
Ice Age and resultant deaths 

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would then give him the a 
logical pretext for wearing 

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black the rest of his life. 
It's completely and relentlessly

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logical. 
It works really well and you 

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believe it. 
With Jonathan Miller's silent 

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portrayal, you believe that he's
this kind of junior sociopath to

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whom all this is completely 
reasonable. 

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Yeah, it was. 
It was odd because some someone 

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who's so voluble as as Jonathan 
Miller playing a wordless 

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character, you know, and also 
Eric, Eric Sykes, famously half 

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deaf and had this liking for 
silence in comedy or silent 

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comedies. 
It's a very wordy film for 

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someone like Eric Sykes, I felt,
although he didn't say that much

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I suppose. 
I think he just appreciated the 

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the comedy of it as well as, as 
you say, one of his rare 

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starring roles. 
I mean, the the lovely thing 

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about interviewing everybody 
connected with Quarry people 

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who'd worked with him, like Eric
Sykes, Jonathan Miller was they 

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and John Mortimer, they just 
wanted to talk about him. 

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They really liked his work. 
And you know, Sykes was clearly 

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delighted to have been in this 
film. 

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Jonathan Miller, I think, I 
forget which one he directed, 

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but I think he he directed a 
revival of one of NF Simpson's 

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plays much later on. 
So he went back to it. 

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He went back to Wally's work. 
So he must have loved it 

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greatly. 
We we've talked about Alison 

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Legat, who plays his wife. 
I didn't know her until we we 

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covered the Jonathan Miller 
directed Alice in Wonderland a 

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few months ago. 
How is she in that? 

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She plays the Queen of Hearts. 
Oh fantastic. 

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She's wonderful. 
Maybe that's where he met her. 

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She's great. 
She's not. 

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Again, she's not a name known to
me, but presumably want to 

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theatre goers. 
But she's got the most boring 

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part, you know? 
She's the glue who holds it 

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together because she's the most 
normal member of the family. 

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Apart from hiring a woman to eat
all her food, she's kind of, 

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well, she's the Marge Simpson of
the show. 

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Deal with all the nutters and 
clean up literally after 

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everybody. 
And I love the scene when she 

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just wanders into the into the 
Old Bailey in the front room 

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with a few things for her 
husband to do and then wanders 

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out again blithely. 
She's a witness briefly, isn't 

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she? 
She isn't. 

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She's fantastic in that scene 
and. 

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Explaining the function of the 
cash register, which again is 

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just basically the cash register
acts as a well, she says without

447
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,080
it, Kirby would be in a state of
paralysis. 

448
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,880
It's just a lovely idea that 
they've taken the notion of 

449
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:07,040
Pavlov's dogs and reflexes and 
taking it again to I mean, this 

450
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,320
is the thing, the taking it to 
an absurd degree. 

451
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,720
It's the spiral of absurdity 
which is a feature of the Goon 

452
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,920
shows, taking an idea. 
And it's also something of Eric 

453
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,760
Idles comedy taking of taking 
something that's slightly wrong 

454
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,560
and instead of ignoring it, 
pulling that string until 

455
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,480
everything falls apart. 
Yeah, So the the no sale, if you

456
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,640
bring up no sale in the in the 
cash register, it's a it's it 

457
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
causes a Pavlovian response in 
Kirby. 

458
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,360
And he said that he'd wanted to 
have been 1 of Pavlov's dogs 

459
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,840
that was born born too latent of
the wrong species, but for that.

460
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:46,360
There are so many great lines. 
In one way, pendulum the 

461
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,360
daughter's obsession with her 
arms being she's a perfect, and 

462
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,640
the way it comes over is that 
she's all you hear is basically 

463
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,520
typical teenager, always 
worrying about the way she 

464
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,440
looks, and what she's worried 
about is the inadequacy of her 

465
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,080
arms. 
You may say about apes. 

466
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,400
At least they don't have to bend
down practically to the floor 

467
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,880
before they can reach their 
knees. 

468
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,480
Arms like apes, if you please. 
That's what she wants. 

469
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,320
Now. 
We couldn't run through it. 

470
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,440
Sylvia. 
Need a whole new set of glands. 

471
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,760
You asked me. 
She's spending too much time at 

472
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,160
the zoo with Stan. 
Oh, Stan. 

473
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,480
Hence they leave him out of it. 
I thought we were leading up to 

474
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,680
something like this when you 
started off about your arms in 

475
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,320
the first place. 
If it comes to that, I don't 

476
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,360
know what you've both got 
against apes anyway. 

477
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,240
We've got nothing against apes, 
Sylvia as such. 

478
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,800
So we get the impression that 
Stan and her often go to the zoo

479
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,880
and the Natural History Museum, 
and she'd earlier had a 

480
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,000
hankering to be a pterodactyl, 
according to her mother. 

481
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,840
There's a curious obsession with
animals in in Anna Simpson's 

482
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,440
work in the first layer 
resounding tinkle. 

483
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,320
One of the things they have 
which is troubling the paradox 

484
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,200
family is that they haven't 
named their elephant. 

485
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,560
They get an elephant every year 
from the zoo, much in the same 

486
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,960
way that most people go on 
holiday. 

487
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,360
More of the problem and they 
just keep coming up with names 

488
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,480
for it which are all terrible 
and all very funny. 

489
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,760
Can. 
You remember any? 

490
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,960
Mr. Trench And there's a whole 
conversation about Mason saying 

491
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,320
what about Hodge and Mini Parrot
says Hottage is all right for a 

492
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,840
a monkey. 
And somebody said we could call 

493
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,560
it Mr. Trench and that's a good 
name for a juror. 

494
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,280
It's an insane conversation 
about the appropriateness of 

495
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,080
names, which is very much an 
Anna Simpson thing, the idea 

496
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,280
that words and phrases are 
interchangeable. 

497
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,440
Mona Washbourne as the 
aforementioned Aunt Mildred. 

498
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,080
She reminded me a bit of the 
Joan Hickson character in 

499
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,080
Clockwise. 
I don't know if you've seen 

500
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,960
Clockwise of you I love. 
Clockwise. 

501
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,200
Joan Hickson's character, that 
Wittering old lady who's always 

502
00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:00,080
going on about some some cow 
who's after the Sherry glasses. 

503
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,640
She reminded me, she reminded me
of her, but she's always going 

504
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:10,080
on about friends of hers. 
Oh, Maude Banquet, who doesn't 

505
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:15,920
go anywhere without a camel. 
And Maude also had an ambulance 

506
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,920
at one point until she had an 
accident with it. 

507
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,000
One element of a character from 
The Playboy, I believe, which 

508
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,520
was omitted from the film, was 
that at night they would cover 

509
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,720
her up like a parrot. 
I know I wanted to say that. 

510
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,000
One thing about it's interesting
that John Cleese turning the the

511
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,080
clockwise connection because 
John Cleese turns up in 

512
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,040
elementary My dear Watson, which
is ATV. 

513
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,200
It's on YouTube ATV thing, it's 
Ennis Simpson does Sherlock 

514
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,840
Holmes. 
John Cleese plays Sherlock 

515
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,600
Holmes. 
Willie Rushton plays Watson, and

516
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,360
it's fantastic because part of 
it makes sense and a part of it 

517
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,280
does not. 
And what's doubly interesting is

518
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,880
that Cleese returned to the 
topic and he without asking 

519
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,120
anybody, he did his own Sherlock
Holmes thing, this time with 

520
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,480
Arthur Loews Watson a few years 
later, which I always think was 

521
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:08,040
a bit cheeky since, well, Anna 
Simpson didn't own Sherlock 

522
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,960
Holmes, Neither did John Cleese.
But yeah, I recommend going on 

523
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,240
YouTube and looking up 
Elementary, my dear Watson. 

524
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,120
It's got some fantastic. 
It also contains a a large 

525
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,880
section of the TV show called My
Blah. 

526
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,000
Yes, it does. 
It's just a sudden some bonus 

527
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,560
Frank Muir there. 
Some bonus Frank Muir. 

528
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,520
Frank, you don't. 
You don't see these so much 

529
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,800
nowadays, just after the First 
World War. 

530
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,440
You've got a lot of them. 
They were sort of practical 

531
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,680
garden gnome in small town 
houses. 

532
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,480
They could get a clothesline on 
on the one tree there, but they 

533
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,240
had no way to fix the other end 
of the line. 

534
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,200
So they had these rather lovely 
objects on the grass and the 

535
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,200
other end of the chord was tied 
around the projecting part 

536
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,000
there. 
And then the the thing was 

537
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,440
pulled until the line was tied. 
It's a clothesline straightener 

538
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:06,720
about 1922. 
Just getting back to the 

539
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,760
production of this film, it was 
it was produced by Michael 

540
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,480
Deeley and we've discussed 
Michael Deeley on this show 

541
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,360
before. 
He produced The Case of the 

542
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,880
Mukhnees Battle Horn with 
Sellers and Milligan and Dick 

543
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,160
Emery in 56. 
That was his, I think that was 

544
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,120
his first proper sort of 
producing role. 

545
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,880
And obviously he went on to 
produce a lot of films, 

546
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,040
including this one, stuff like 
Blade Runner, The Deer Hunter, 

547
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,120
The Italian Job, and also and 
also Sandy the Reluctant Nudist,

548
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,760
which I think was during a 
rather fellow patch in his 

549
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:46,560
career. 
It was filmed in Fulham. 

550
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,440
So it was #27 Silverton Rd. is 
the house or the exteriors of 

551
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,640
the house that they, that they 
film. 

552
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,800
And they they took over the 
nearby Crabtree Hotel and they 

553
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,680
set up make up, hairdressing and
wardrobe departments there. 

554
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,680
Excellent. 
It starts off with this, this 

555
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,160
office, insurance office, scores
of desks, as I say, very much 

556
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,400
like the Rebel, a little cameo, 
very blinking. 

557
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,240
You'll miss some cameo from 
Trevor Bannister. 

558
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,200
Did you notice that from? 
Are you being served? 

559
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,640
Yeah. 
Yeah, and the dustbin men. 

560
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,880
Football this afternoon? 
No, I don't think so. 

561
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,080
I don't have another go at the 
car. 

562
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,880
Fred, played by George Cole, 
gives Arthur a lift on his 

563
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,320
motorbike. 
And this is the first ink thing 

564
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,680
that we get that Arthur has 
these weird obsessions or 

565
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:37,040
pursuits because Fred asks him 
if he's working on another Great

566
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,880
Wall of China. 
Yeah. 

567
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,480
He says straight line. 
And and later we see Arthur's 

568
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,120
wife collecting all the books 
that Arthur's discarded around 

569
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,760
the room. 
And she says, first at 

570
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,440
Stonehenge, you know, it's 
Noah's Ark. 

571
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,600
There's there's also a nice 
connection that Simpson wrote. 

572
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,560
He took the concept, you know, 
you often read about, you know, 

573
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,240
St. 
Bishop Anselm built Salisbury 

574
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:06,280
Cathedral. 
You he really wrote a piece 

575
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,200
where he took that literally and
had the Archbishop of Canterbury

576
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,720
of some undetermined era 
building a cathedral himself. 

577
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,040
And the whole thing is just the 
Archbishop. 

578
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,000
It was hard work getting those 
stones in place, but somehow I 

579
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,800
managed to. 
So, yeah, he does as I say, he 

580
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,120
does this whole spatial thing 
quite often where people are 

581
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,360
building things that would not 
fit, you know, TARDIS, like, 

582
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,560
would not fit in the available 
space. 

583
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,360
Because if you build a Great 
Wall of China, you know 

584
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,080
Stonehenge's order. 
But where do you put a Great 

585
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:40,200
Wall of China? 
There was ATV play in 61 as part

586
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,760
of the Younger Generation 
series. 

587
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,200
You won't remember it, David, 
and it was these one off plays 

588
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,480
for television. 
And there was one called Goodbye

589
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:56,120
Charlie written by Tim Aspinall.
And Tim Aspinall later worked on

590
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,520
Corrie. 
He was the man who killed off 

591
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,520
Martha Longhurst. 
OK, but the plot of Goodbye 

592
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:09,800
Charlie was this young man who 
lives in a in a bed set and he's

593
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,840
building a full size aeroplane 
in the basement. 

594
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,440
That sort of thing was in the 
was in the the zeitgeist around 

595
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,760
this time, I guess. 
That TV play, by the way, 

596
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,440
featured Michael Caine, Ronald 
Lacy and John Thor among the 

597
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,400
cast. 
Back when you could see people 

598
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,960
like that on telly every night. 
Where were you, Mr. Grim Carey, 

599
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,240
before you came here today? 
I was living in a world of my 

600
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,080
own, Sir. 
Where, roughly would this world 

601
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,960
be in relation to, say, chest of
the street? 

602
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,320
Oh, quite some way away, Sir. 
Your peasants there, in other 

603
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,480
words, entailed travelling some 
distance. 

604
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,880
Quite some distance. 
Yes, Sir. 

605
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,760
Do you enjoy travelling, Mr. 
Grim Carey? 

606
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,440
On the contrary, Sir. 
Do you mean you actively dislike

607
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,160
it? 
Actively dislike it, my Lord. 

608
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,480
You actively dislike travelling 
and yet you made this lengthy 

609
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,520
journey to check on the street 
of the masochist at the time, 

610
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Sir. 
A What a masochist, my Lord. 

611
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,880
A term employed in certain 
quarters to denote an addiction 

612
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:14,000
to pain as a source of pleasure.
Graham Crowden as one of the 

613
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,960
councils, is cross examining 
Arthur Grimm Kirby. 

614
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:22,360
Arthur Grimm Kirby, who's who's 
erected this Old Bailey? 

615
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,199
He's both watching the 
proceedings and taking part of 

616
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,040
the proceedings. 
Yeah, it's quite surreal, but it

617
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,320
works. 
And he seems quite delighted to 

618
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:38,040
be called as a witness. 
And this whole extended cross 

619
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:42,800
examination where Crowden asks 
him to cast his mind back to an 

620
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,280
August day the year before and 
asks him a specific day and ask 

621
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,920
him if he can remember what he 
did on that day. 

622
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,120
And Arthur can. 
He was in Chesterly St. 

623
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:53,159
interviewing someone for a life 
insurance policy. 

624
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,360
And then he adds with this kind 
of like almost like a little 

625
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,920
listeners lascivious sneer. 
It was a woman. 

626
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,320
She wore a string of pearls 
around her waist for the 

627
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,840
tightness. 
For the tightness, it's such a 

628
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,320
great, it's an Alan Bennett 
line. 

629
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,960
And then there's a whole bizarre
thing about I remember because I

630
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,960
was a masochist at the time. 
Yeah, he was a masochist. 

631
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,440
He was at a loose end which was 
practically hanging off, and 

632
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,720
this seems to discuss the judge 
so much that he hasn't remanded 

633
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,680
in custody. 
He's the judge, is a fantastic 

634
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,360
character, he's annoyed by 
everything, doesn't know things.

635
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,840
And I also want to really single
out Graham Crowdon, whose 

636
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,400
daughter Sarah Crowdon is 
someone I know and Sarah was in 

637
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,760
it. 
If so, then yes, Graham 

638
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,840
Crowdon's scene stealing 
performance. 

639
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,560
You feel very sorry for George 
Cole's the barrister because 

640
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:50,000
every time he gets up, Graham 
Crowden throws himself about, 

641
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,880
lounges about, makes gerns at 
the camera and basically scene 

642
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,520
steals like a bastard. 
He's fantastic in it. 

643
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,600
But he's brilliant in every 
Lindsay Anderson film I've seen 

644
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,960
him in as well. 
He's, oh, he's fantastic in it. 

645
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,920
He's got that. 
He's got that madness to him 

646
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,800
which really works in this kind 
of film. 

647
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,840
He seems to be genuinely 
enjoying the anarchy. 

648
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,360
Yes, yeah. 
George Cole, he's defending 

649
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,640
Kirby, who's who's not there, 
but then he is there at the end 

650
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,400
and seems to get off on a 
technicality. 

651
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,560
I don't quite. 
It's a sentence, I think that 

652
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,960
the judge has to sentence. 
To sentence him to death for one

653
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,240
murder would put him beyond the 
reach of the law. 

654
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,120
So as a result, they're 
discharging him. 

655
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,560
It makes complete sense. 
It's Yeah. 

656
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,640
And he's no point arguing with 
this judge. 

657
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,600
And it just the the movie does 
kind of tail off really, but it 

658
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,680
has this beautiful ending where 
Sykes gets into bed and he's 

659
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:53,240
reading a book about life on the
ocean bed and it just ends with 

660
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:56,520
this fantastic image of a 
beautiful sun kissed beach. 

661
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,360
And there's that going to be his
next pursuit. 

662
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,840
That's. 
That's the assumption that he's 

663
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:06,640
going to live on the ocean bed 
and presumably his own home, and

664
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,080
offer a few brief moments of 
happiness beneath the tide. 

665
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,640
He, he is, he's complete. 
The character's completely 

666
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,120
detached from the rest of his 
family. 

667
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:21,120
He doesn't seem bothered by the 
fact that his son is on trial 

668
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,400
for the murder of 43 people. 
Well, mind you, neither does the

669
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,880
mother, neither does the child 
lady. 

670
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,800
They, they, they know that he's 
got, he's done these terrible 

671
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,160
crimes, but it's all for the 
right reasons, because he wants 

672
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,960
to, to wear black. 
It's just this, this acceptance.

673
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,000
And I love the idea that the 
parents are responsible because,

674
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,920
you know, he's worn black ever 
since he was a baby. 

675
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,240
And this is because of his 
parents. 

676
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,880
And that bizarre moment when he 
says if he was black, we were 

677
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,800
going to dress him in white, and
if he was white, we were going 

678
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,800
to dress him in black. 
So they planned everything. 

679
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,200
They're responsible. 
Well, their son's obsession with

680
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,120
black. 
Now I think I missed here. 

681
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,440
He might be able to help me out 
if there may be nothing to it 

682
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,160
whatsoever. 
Arthur Groom Kobe doesn't want 

683
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:07,720
to swear in the Bible because 
there's there's passages in it 

684
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,720
that he does not approve of. 
He he wants to swear on Uncle 

685
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:16,240
Tom's cabin instead. 
Was there was there anything 

686
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,280
there underlying thing that I 
missed or was that just a just a

687
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,240
random book that they chose that
it's? 

688
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,400
Just the NSCI think Simpson is 
if anything, making a point that

689
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,320
like swearing on the Bible. 
You might. 

690
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:32,520
It's just a book, you know, he's
pointing out the absurdity of 

691
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,480
saying holding a book and saying
this book. 

692
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,760
Holding this book means I will 
tell the truth is nonsense. 

693
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,600
You might as well swear on the a
A Book of the Road or Uncle 

694
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,160
Tom's Cabin. 
I'm one of these people that 

695
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,480
when I'm watching old films, if 
there's if someone's reading a 

696
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,480
newspaper or magazine, I always,
I'm always thinking, well, that 

697
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,480
dates, that dates when they film
that. 

698
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,320
So I tried to find a, we see 
Sylvia at one point in the 

699
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,320
kitchen reading a copy of Rave 
magazine. 

700
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,560
Oh yeah. 
And the Internet is great now 

701
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,440
because within two minutes I was
able to say they they filmed, 

702
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,480
they started filming this in 
March 64. 

703
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:10,320
And that is Rave, an issue from 
March 64. 

704
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,360
It's got picture of Cliff on the
front with a eating an apple. 

705
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,400
Oh Cliff, who of course PT 
eights are directed in summer 

706
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,320
holiday. 
Some holiday. 

707
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,680
That's probably a little nod, 
wasn't it? 

708
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,840
Yeah, possibly. 
Maybe, Maybe they weren't 

709
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,840
thinking that hard. 
The death's head on the 

710
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,880
mantelpiece that Stan gave to 
Sylvia. 

711
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,480
Supposed to be a memento Mori. 
It didn't work and it's faulty. 

712
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:36,720
It's a faulty memento Mori. 
And the implication in, in the, 

713
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,720
you know, I think it's the 
mother's voice that just, you 

714
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,200
know, she, they bought a crap 
one. 

715
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,960
She would have gone to John 
Lewis and got an expensive 

716
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:51,200
memento Mori. 
Didn't haven't mentioned Glenn 

717
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,480
Houston as Sergeant Barnes. 
He's fantastic in it. 

718
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,000
He stops and we see him first he
stops. 

719
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,160
So Eric or Arthur is pushing 
this, this really awkward 

720
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,960
looking cart laden with large 
wooden panels and the and the 

721
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,680
like. 
He's pushing it on the road, 

722
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,640
down the road, on the road, 
followed slowly by a police car.

723
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,600
And then Glenn Houston as 
Sergeant Barnes speaks to him 

724
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,480
and then let's him let's move 
on. 

725
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,520
And I think Eric with the cart 
then runs a red light and has to

726
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:26,800
drag it back and gets a ticket. 
But he later gives evidence in 

727
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:32,160
the in the Kirby trial, he he 
talks about when he goes to he 

728
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:36,640
goes to visit the Grim Kirbys 
and he speaks to Arthur and he 

729
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,880
says it's beginning to add up 
down at the Mortuary, Mr. the 

730
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:46,120
Grim Kirby. 
This is the the reason that NF 

731
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,840
Simpson is always great is that 
the ideas are fantastic, but the

732
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,360
comedy is brilliant. 
He and he was unable, by the 

733
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000
way, I think to tame this. 
He wrote some sketches for Dick 

734
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,440
Emery, bizarrely enough, which 
I've seen, and A, that shows you

735
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,000
that Dick Emery had quite a 
broad brief when it started. 

736
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,720
It wasn't just the character 
roster, but B, they're insane. 

737
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,600
He can't just write a sketch 
where a funny character comes 

738
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,840
in, says a catch phrase and goes
off again. 

739
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,200
It they're long and involved and
bizarre. 

740
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,680
The shaggy dog stories. 
Yeah, so I've got them 

741
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,800
somewhere, but worth looking up.
Yes, and you mentioned the Crown

742
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:33,400
Court story because it was over 
3 episodes, Am I right? 

743
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,120
I think. 
It's certainly what it was, the 

744
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,520
standard length for a Crown 
Court. 

745
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,720
It always lasted the afternoon 
TV week. 

746
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,280
Yeah. 
And I did. 

747
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,200
I did watch that a couple of 
years ago, I think. 

748
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,000
Do you know what, Dave? 
I think it was off the back of 

749
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,760
our first discussion when you 
talked about NF Simpson. 

750
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,760
And I think I looked into a 
little bit and I thought, oh, 

751
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,040
interesting, there's a Crown 
Court that he wrote. 

752
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:05,160
So I watched that. 
It's basically about people in a

753
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,840
hotel on the edge of a Cliff and
the toilets have been installed 

754
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,520
at the bottom of the Cliff. 
Yeah, it's an old people's home,

755
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,640
but yeah. 
And there's a model, which of 

756
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,440
course is fantastic. 
And yeah, these very old people 

757
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,040
have to descend a sheer Cliff 
face, use the toilet. 

758
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,440
And what I love is just when 
you've grasped this, it goes off

759
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,760
on a tangent and every tangent 
is explored. 

760
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:33,920
And it is just, it's hell in a, 
in a very funny way. 

761
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,200
Everyone involved is an idiot or
a maniac. 

762
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,760
But everyone just accepts it. 
Everyone just and what I you 

763
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,520
know, and that's a great 
tradition of literature, that's 

764
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,320
Kafka. 
And you know, if you, that's 

765
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,680
what I love is that's the 
British tradition that is Spike 

766
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,320
Milligan, that is NF Simpson and
to some extent Monty Python, 

767
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,520
that you take an absurd world, 
you're immersed in it, but also 

768
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,960
it's got jokes just like real 
life. 

769
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,000
We're now entering the 73rd day 
in the case of Cosmic Planning 

770
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,280
Consultants versus the Rosenberg
Research Foundation, in which, 

771
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,760
by an oversight, an old people's
home 3000 feet up in the 

772
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,040
Cairngorms has been provided 
with lavatories situated at the 

773
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,400
foot of a sheer precipice 
several 1000 feet below. 

774
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
It's been an exceptionally 
protracted hearing during which 

775
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,200
both sides have put up what the 
judge has referred to as a 

776
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,560
vegetable smokescreen of red 
headings. 

777
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,920
It's in the nature of red 
headings, however, that sooner 

778
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,760
or later they come home to roost
and in these final stages of the

779
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,920
hearing we may expect to hear 
the flapping of their wings. 

780
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,280
Defence counsel is questioning A
vital witness. 

781
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,160
Where is he dressed in this 
peculiar manner? 

782
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,560
He is a Sherpa Malad, Himalayan 
mountain guide whose occupation 

783
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,840
it is to lead climbers to the 
summits of such mountains as 

784
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,320
Everest. 
Everest. 

785
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:56,240
He has Malad what is about the 
summit of Everest makes it so 

786
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,320
vital to arrive. 
It is done in order to keep such

787
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,000
people as Sherpa solo combo here
in business malad and so prevent

788
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,840
their becoming a burden on the 
state by reason of unemployment.

789
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,200
I see. 
And you have come here straight 

790
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,720
from the Gamalier? 
Yes, Sir, having had no time to 

791
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,200
change. 
I was in the middle, Sir, of 

792
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,440
taking a party up to foot of 
Everest when I was summoned to 

793
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,080
be here to give evidence to the 
court. 

794
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,800
Where is this party now? 
They're on the mountainside 

795
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,960
playing Luda Malad awaiting his 
return. 

796
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,080
This was probably the best known
of his plays. 

797
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,960
A resounding tinkle was that was
never filmed, I take it? 

798
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:37,800
No, there is ATV version which 
is extant which I have seen 

799
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,560
which has got Derek Guyler in 
the lead. 

800
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,400
That's very much worth watching.
There was a beautiful play 

801
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,680
starring Bernard Hepton called 
Silver Wedding. 

802
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,720
Wow. 
But he sort of like a lot of 

803
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:56,600
people, he has this success with
the first two or three plays and

804
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,400
doesn't really capitalize on it.
Things just move on really after

805
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,960
that. 
So the early stuff is fantastic.

806
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,160
Just anything you can get is 
worth. 

807
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,960
I would just say to somebody 
just go online, look out for 

808
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,040
stuff, buy the plays. 
My friend Ian Grieves put 

809
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,680
together a basically the bet a 
complete NS Simpson collection. 

810
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,480
But just what you can find, 
really. 

811
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,320
And if somebody's actually 
staging one of his plays, 

812
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,240
absolutely go and see it. 
It's nice on the documentary you

813
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:27,960
made. 
So was that. 

814
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,440
That was a few years before he 
died. 

815
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,080
I've just fancied making this 
documentary because I liked his 

816
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,840
work and then told my friend Ian
Greaves. 

817
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,520
He said oh they're doing a live 
stage version of a resounding 

818
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,920
tinkle. 
I think it was at the Royal 

819
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,360
Core. 
So I went. 

820
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,320
Then at the end an old bloke got
up and did a speech and I've 

821
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,360
been told that Ennis Simpson, 
you know, wild rumours, he was 

822
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,240
in a care home. 
He was no longer couldn't really

823
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,840
hadn't really got it together 
anymore. 

824
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,520
And there he was and he 
delivered a hilarious speech and

825
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,600
it was like, wow, oh, wow. 
We tracked him down very quickly

826
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,600
and then found a vast amount of 
people who wanted to talk about 

827
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,400
him. 
So I'm very proud of that 

828
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,120
documentary because it was a 
little kind of keeping him in 

829
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,560
the public eye and also marking 
his presence because there was 

830
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,160
nothing he the thing was, he 
lived. 

831
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,520
It sounds horrible, but he 
lived, if you like, too long to 

832
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,600
be remembered. 
If he'd gone 20 years ago, there

833
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600
would have been plenty of people
around to commemorate him and 

834
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,080
there would have been seasons of
his stuff. 

835
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,080
But because he he was literally 
forgotten that he lived until 

836
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,080
his 90s. 
I remember going to a party once

837
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,040
and saying what is this? 
He goes, it's my 90th and I'm 

838
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:41,400
like, oh Blimey. 
Was he ever in fashion, if you 

839
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,880
know what I mean, or? 
Yeah. 

840
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,080
During the Royal Court period 
with Pinter and Mortimer. 

841
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:50,120
OK, You know, Kenneth Tynengate 
wrote this rave review of him, 

842
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:55,520
and his plays were popular. 
He's part of the repertoire. 

843
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,240
He's just kind of. 
And the other problem is he's 

844
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:02,680
not, he's not humorless. 
This is a big bug bear of mine. 

845
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,680
Obviously, you know, if you're 
funny, you're not art. 

846
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,320
And he was very, very funny. 
And you can't. 

847
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,760
You're not allowed to do both. 
Yeah, in that documentary, 

848
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,520
either you or somebody quotes 
Kenneth Tynan actually about 

849
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:24,040
talking about Ian Eskew. 
That says, what's it something 

850
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,200
like? 
If you've seen all of his plays,

851
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,560
you've seen. 
When you've seen all of Ian 

852
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,200
Esco's plays, you've seen one of
them. 

853
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:36,400
It's one of my fights every day.
And what would it have been like

854
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:40,160
to get spend an afternoon at a 
pub with John Mortimer and 

855
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:45,520
Pinter and and F Simpson? 
It would have been they're 

856
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,800
they're so I, I never met 
Pinter, but you hear stories. 

857
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,640
The three of them were so unlike
as people. 

858
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:57,880
You know, there's something 
quite like Wally NF Simpson was 

859
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:02,200
a was a, was a teacher for years
and he's got that kind of, you 

860
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,440
know, the English teacher you 
really like vibe about it. 

861
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,640
And John Mortimer is Rumpel. 
He's basically more Sherry. 

862
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,360
I don't mind. 
And Pinter's kind of steely and 

863
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,840
frightening. 
So they were, you know, you 

864
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,000
pretty much got all of English 
drama there in the 1950s. 

865
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,240
I watched the film version of 
The Birthday Party. 

866
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,000
Oh, right, I'm not very good on 
Pinter, I'm afraid. 

867
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,640
It was, it was interesting, 
Yeah. 

868
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:34,920
It's unlike Simpsons. 
So, so many extended periods of 

869
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,320
silence and just people glaring 
at each other silently. 

870
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,280
That's the thing. 
The Pinter pause. 

871
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,440
He's kind of gone down in 
history, not so much with the 

872
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,560
quotes, but for the bits where 
no one says anything. 

873
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,880
You've had this beautiful 
technique of substitution. 

874
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,480
It doesn't seem like 
substitution, really. 

875
00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:01,480
These juxtapositions are funny 
because they are, you know, it's

876
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,440
like weird juxtapositions. 
They're only weird because we're

877
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,680
not in the habit of of of 
linking them together. 

878
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,280
So as he was sort of saying in a
way, that rabbit hutches and 

879
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,600
their majesty of heaven are 
fairly interchangeable. 

880
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:18,280
Well, yeah. 
That reminds me of the onset of 

881
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,880
original paren's breakdown in 
the beginning of fallen rise of 

882
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,120
original paren where he he 
starts using the word parsnip 

883
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,400
instead of kind of randomly 
instead of whatever word should 

884
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,360
be in the sentence. 
And when people tell him what he

885
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,800
said, he just says, well, what's
it matter? 

886
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,880
You know, writing desk parsnip, 
What's the difference really? 

887
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,720
And that's a very NF Simpson 
point of view. 

888
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,520
In fact, he just presents this 
complete alternative template 

889
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:44,360
for thinking and reacting, which
is deadpan, absolutely deadpan, 

890
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,760
but at the same time kind of 
gloriously nonsensical. 

891
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:52,880
Jonathan Coe, who's been a guest
again on In your documentary, he

892
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,920
mentions the Fall and Rise 
original parent David Nobbs, 

893
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,920
influenced by NF Simpson. 
And David Nobbs admitted that as

894
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,920
well. 
He he also said that he took 

895
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:07,200
Wally's thing of the disconnect,
the apparently not connected 

896
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,680
adjective, the noun like a 
resounding tinkle, an upward 

897
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,400
fall. 
And his first book was called 

898
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,480
the Itinerant Nobs. 
His first book was called the 

899
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,720
Itinerant Lodger. 
So he was hugely influenced by 

900
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,880
him. 
There's also a bit of Tom 

901
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:23,200
Stoppard. 
Tom Stoppard I met and he told 

902
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,000
me that he thought Ennis Simpson
was great. 

903
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,440
And this is my bit boring except
for the fans in a resounding 

904
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,320
tinkle, the long version. 
There's a bunch of critics who 

905
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,000
sit outside the play and comment
on it as it's going on. 

906
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:41,000
And that device is used in 
Stoppard's The Real Inspector 

907
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,360
Hound. 
So while he's influence, it 

908
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,520
really runs through things. 
It's not shouted about. 

909
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,240
It's kind of buried, but he's 
he's there. 

910
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,760
He's an important part of comedy
and drama. 

911
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,560
Sylvia at the end of the film 
we've got her and Stan having 

912
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,040
this kiss in the hall. 
Yeah. 

913
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,200
And she breaks the 4th wall. 
She stares straight into the 

914
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,600
camera and says I don't know why
you don't go and stand outside 

915
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,680
Buckman Palace of the Taj Mahal.
Gulp at that instead. 

916
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:13,800
It's a great line because it 
just, it breaks the 4th wall in 

917
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,720
a completely pointless way. 
You know, it's not like Breck. 

918
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,600
It doesn't run through the play.
People don't keep addressing the

919
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,360
the audience. 
It's just once. 

920
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,520
In fact, the end of the film is 
really beautiful. 

921
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,640
I'm not sure how much that's 
Wally that you've got the lovely

922
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,560
scene of Mona Washbourne with 
this, her fantastic, slightly 

923
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,400
simple smile, just smiling 
beatifically out of the window. 

924
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,280
That, you know, we leave this 
mad family on quite a high note.

925
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:45,800
To outer space by moonlight on 
roller skates. 

926
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,280
Oh, it's just such a great line.
She's the Buzz Lightyear of 

927
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,400
English drama and. 
Julia Foster with Sylvia and and

928
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,080
Ken Farrington understand 
they're both still with us as 

929
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,240
well. 
You know, just that's. 

930
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:02,000
Fantastic. 
Julia Foster I mean, I have this

931
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,600
great theory. 
I probably mentioned it, that 

932
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,560
the Carry On films were an evil 
black hole because they took so 

933
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,360
much British talent and just 
shoved it into the stupid thing.

934
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,680
And Julia Foster, she's gorgeous
in this film. 

935
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,200
I don't know why they don't all 
go and stand outside Buckingham 

936
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,560
Palace or the Taj Mahal or 
something. 

937
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:28,000
Look all but that instead. 
The film was fairly lukewarm in 

938
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:33,480
terms of the critical reception,
although one reviewer I I I 

939
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,320
noted said director Peter Yates 
is dead right to film these 

940
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,240
goonish goings on in a style of 
utter style of utter matter of 

941
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,680
factness. 
The zigzag sequiturs and verbal 

942
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,400
vivisections of Mr. Simpson's 
dialogue need no embellishment, 

943
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,360
actually. 
That's a nice review. 

944
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,920
Zigzag Sequiturs. 
I like that, Mike. 

945
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,640
Yeah. 
I mean, it's in that it's nice 

946
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,160
that it was made at that time 
because it's in that Richard 

947
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,960
Lester universe. 
It's in that Spike Milligan 

948
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,440
universe. 
It it's stands next to them. 

949
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,040
It's not part of that world, but
it does fit. 

950
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,760
If you were doing a British 
comedy Film Festival of the 60s,

951
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:12,080
you could put that with Hard 
Day's Night and the Goon Movies,

952
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,480
such as they are. 
See, I would have had Milligan 

953
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:22,600
down as being a fan and, and 
even a friend of because, you 

954
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,680
know, I, I would have imaged 
because Milligan used to make 

955
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,080
friends with everybody he was 
friends with Robert Graves, for 

956
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,680
example. 
I would have thought he would 

957
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,920
have been the, the sort of, you 
know, NF Simpson would have been

958
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,760
right up Spike St. in terms of 
forming a, a bond in a, in a, in

959
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,160
a friendship. 
But I've not been able to find 

960
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,480
any anything that suggests that 
Milligan and he ever met or 

961
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,160
spoke or anything, which is 
surprising. 

962
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:47,280
No, nor have I, I can only, I 
mean, my only answer to that is 

963
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,440
hypothetical, which is they're 
working almost in the same area,

964
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:54,160
which tends to make people move 
away from each other rather than

965
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,480
towards. 
But I don't think they, I don't 

966
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,680
think they would have benefited 
much from working together, you 

967
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,840
know, or from because they're 
doing the same thing in their 

968
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,200
own way. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

969
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:11,360
And Eric, I just saw an 
interview with Eric Sykes during

970
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:18,160
the filming of this in 64. 
And he didn't say much about the

971
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,960
film itself. 
He was talking about his career 

972
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,880
in general. 
But he did say, I mean, he was 

973
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,720
very glowing about the film in 
your documentary. 

974
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,920
But he but when he was 
interviewed on set, he said the 

975
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:33,680
film is the first comedy of its 
kind, but people will think it's

976
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,640
abnormal. 
There's no delinquent son or 

977
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,760
daughter on the streets or 
mother who's a shoplifter. 

978
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:42,000
So some sharp social commentary 
there from Eric. 

979
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,880
I would say there is a 
delinquent son. 

980
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,600
Yeah, I, it's, it's just 
occurred to me that I, yeah, I 

981
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,640
had Eric Sykes autobiography, 
but I don't remember what he 

982
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:57,040
says about his only starring 
moving role, movie role, which 

983
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,400
is interesting. 
Yeah, he made a few films around

984
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:06,120
this time where he was second 
build if you like, but he's not,

985
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,200
I don't know with Eric Sykes. 
I don't think he's got enough 

986
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:12,960
range to be A to to have been a 
great movie style or movie 

987
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,760
actor, but he's got the he was 
the perfect casting. 

988
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:22,120
I think I'm trying to who was 
The Who was The Who was the 

989
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,800
Arthur character in the play? 
I'm just having a quick look. 

990
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:31,120
It was George Benson who not the
singer, but. 

991
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:37,200
Oh, wouldn't it be great? 
Do not know George Benson and I 

992
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,880
imagine any attempt to be to 
Google George Benson actor. 

993
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:51,920
Oh when I recognize him that he 
was born in 1911 from in 

994
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,080
Cardiff. 
I'm trying to see what 

995
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,480
filmography give me two seconds.
That's fine. 

996
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,960
He was in films called the man 
from Toronto holiday lovers. 

997
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,080
Keep it 1932. 
He starts off. 

998
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,360
He's in the pure hell of Saint 
Trinians and the Great St. 

999
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,560
Trinians Train Robbery. 
Oh, I'm the private. 

1000
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,240
He's Inspector Lestrade in The 
Private Life of Sherlock Holmes.

1001
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,280
Oh, I. 
Love that film. 

1002
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,840
Don't you love that film? 
Pretty cool. 

1003
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,200
Yeah, It's big Jonathan. 
That's a big Jonathan Coe 

1004
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,560
favorite, that one. 
Oh, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1005
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000
I think that's the for me, 
that's the best depiction of 

1006
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:31,040
Watson on film or TVI think 
Colin Blakely is brilliant in 

1007
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,760
that. 
Colin Blakely brings a certain 

1008
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:37,640
kind of rage to it. 
You, you know, suddenly go mad 

1009
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,000
and start beating people up. 
At well, at one point he thinks 

1010
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,400
wrongly. 
He thinks that that Holmes has 

1011
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:50,040
compromised a lady's virtue and 
calls him an unspeakable CAD. 

1012
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,240
And was such a pleasure. 
I love it. 

1013
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,360
Shocking behaviour. 
So, David, thank you again for 

1014
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:00,720
coming back to talk about this. 
It's as I said, it's, I think 

1015
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,680
it's on YouTube. 
I've got a personal copy of the 

1016
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,880
film. 
It is available certainly on 

1017
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,520
YouTube, I think, and it's, it's
well worth an afternoon viewing.

1018
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,680
But you have to you, you can't 
just watch it and be looking at 

1019
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,720
your phone or anything like 
that. 

1020
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,880
You, you, you have to totally 
concentrate. 

1021
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,240
It pays off for that 
concentration, that's for sure. 

1022
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,960
And if you're a Goons fan, if 
you're a Python fan, which if 

1023
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,880
you listen to this, why wouldn't
you be, then I think you, you, 

1024
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,760
you'd be all about this film. 
So, so thanks for, for, for 

1025
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:35,680
coming on to talk about it. 
And, and what are you doing at 

1026
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,040
the moment? 
I know there's a there's a new 

1027
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,880
series of Whatever Happened to 
Baby Jane Austen? 

1028
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,920
That's right, a radio series 
starring French and Saunders. 

1029
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,680
And I've got a short story 
collection now called And Other 

1030
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,880
Stories. 
I actually wrote a story once 

1031
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,080
based on The Woman Who Eats 
Everything. 

1032
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,320
Is the idea that you would now 
in the modern age, well, maybe a

1033
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,680
few years ago now, you would 
employ somebody to come around 

1034
00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:00,960
and watch all your saved 
television for you because 

1035
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,520
everybody's got that hard disk 
that needs to be cleared of 9 

1036
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,640
million episodes of Breaking Bad
or Game of Thrones and just 

1037
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,760
employing someone to come around
and watch your TV. 

1038
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,880
So. 
And yeah, I did just want to 

1039
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:19,040
say, Tyler, thanks for featuring
NS Simpson in this, because I 

1040
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,480
very much feel like someone 
who's doing publicity for his 

1041
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,040
legacy, and it's great that 
you've featured it. 

1042
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,080
Well, my pleasure. 
And as I said before we started 

1043
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:33,560
recording, I think I'd never 
really, I'd probably heard of 

1044
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,080
him, but I'd never really until 
you mentioned them to me 

1045
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,520
originally. 
And then I watched clips of the 

1046
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,240
film at the time and then I've 
watched it now in its entirety 

1047
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,320
and I definitely do want to seek
out more. 

1048
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:48,560
I, I did watch the I have 
watched the, the Klees and 

1049
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,880
Rushton comedy Playhouse. 
I have watched that and I have 

1050
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,680
obviously watched the Crown 
Court, but I want to seek out 

1051
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:58,440
more. 
And oh, just one thing I wanted 

1052
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,760
to ask you. 
What's happening with with your 

1053
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,160
podcast The Old Fools? 
Thank you for asking. 

1054
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:07,640
We're we're trying to re float 
it so hopefully it's coming back

1055
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,880
soon. 
And that's the two of you. 

1056
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,960
It's you and Ian Martin. 
That's right. 

1057
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,160
And but you always have a female
guest. 

1058
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:20,080
We always have a variety of 
female guests to keep the world 

1059
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:24,640
on its even keel. 
Yes, and one of the things that 

1060
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,720
intrigues me, and I love it, is 
from what I've seen, the lost 

1061
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:31,120
films of Hollywood. 
Yes, that's the calendar we've 

1062
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:36,760
run out where I had the idea of 
what if loads of famous films 

1063
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,960
like When Harry Met Sally and 
The Matrix. 

1064
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,000
What if they were remakes of 
earlier films? 

1065
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,960
And I had the idea years ago and
then it occurred to me the other

1066
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,440
day that if these we made 
posters for these films, it 

1067
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,920
would actually be much funnier. 
So I asked Chris Barker, who's 

1068
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,480
the king of this sort of thing, 
and we made a sold out calendar 

1069
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,720
and I've got more plans. 
I'm hoping to do postcards with 

1070
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,800
Chris and maybe another calendar
next year. 

1071
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,160
Oh, they're brilliant, beautiful
works of art. 

1072
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,760
They're gorgeous. 
Chris has done such a great job 

1073
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,600
and if you Google Lost Films of 
Hollywood you will find on 

1074
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,640
Kickstarter a nice video showing
you all the funny posters. 

1075
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,360
Very good. 
Excellent. 

1076
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,760
Well, thank you again, David, 
and thank you all for listening.

1077
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:23,760
Next week, we are talking about 
two episodes of This Is Your 

1078
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:28,640
Life featuring Spike Milligan. 
So watch out for that. 

1079
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,600
So until then, please keep 
rating and reviewing and I will 

1080
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,040
see you next time. 
See you soon. 

1081
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:36,560
Bye.
