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I turned for you because I want 
to talk to you about this 

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invention of mine. 
I have to talk to somebody now. 

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For thousands of years, the 
Earth has been receiving 

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messages and even voices from 
outer space. 

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Listen to this. 
Hello. 

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Sometimes I even startle myself.
Well, now I'm going to call upon

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Professor Benteen to explain 
this strange phenomena. 

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Professor Benteen, any 
questions? 

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The. 
Hello and welcome to Goonpod, 

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the show which needs no 
introduction, which is useful 

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because I haven't written one 
this week. 

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My name is Tyler Adams and you 
know the drill. 

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This is the podcast in which 
every week we look at some 

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aspect of the Gooniverse, as I 
like to call it, be that an 

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actual goon show or a film 
featuring Sellers or Milligan or

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even seek him or Benteen or 
books or television series or 

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anything with even the vaguest 
connection to the goons or a 

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goon. 
But before we talk about this 

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week's episode, I just wanted to
share some feedback. 

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Some listener feedback from last
week's show on the Return of the

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Pink Panther, which went down 
very well, largely John 

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Williams, friend of the show and
former guest. 

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He said this was great fun. 
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many of the spot the fake film 
candidates had seen. 

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It also reminded me that after 
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Return of the Pink Panther, ITV 
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heist scene cut out. 
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I assume it was either edited 
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on using that version or they 
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quickly. 
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I haven't looked but perhaps 
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before the royal wedding so 
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I cannot believe that ITV would 
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actual heist, which, yeah, OK, 
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I discussed, but it is really, 
really well done and it is 

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genuinely thrilling. 
So bad form ITVI say now another

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listener Tony Lithgow or 
Lithgow. 

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Hello Tony he said. 
Nice episode about a film I 

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haven't seen since it was on TV 
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Good to have the show back but I
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started with a film and not a 
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is in the title of the podcast. 
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I'm looking forward to what 
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Thank you very much, Tony. 
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the new series with an actual 
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Various reasons I decided 
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And obviously the second episode
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listening to now and again, it's
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But next week, I promise there 
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under discussion. 
And John Auty again, friend of 

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the show, former guest John 
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Wonderful first episode of the 
new season. 

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Great chat between Tyler and 
Gary. 

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Nearly spat out my tea when 
Kathy Staff was mentioned. 

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Yes, we were. 
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Summer Wine or what actors from 
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have appeared in Return of the 
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And, and I suggested, I think it
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taking Cluso with her. 
So this week I am joined by 

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returning guest film academic, 
writer and podcaster Adrian 

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And Adrian and I are talking 

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about a real curio. 
It's a Michael Winner film, 

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believe it or not, and it is 
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to the goons, as you will find 
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It's a really interesting 
discussion about a not very 

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interesting film. 
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film, but there is definite sort
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there. 
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There will be goon content, but 
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let's. 
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join Adrian and me discussing 
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I've watched it twice now and 
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often do, I, I, I have a circle 
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things together often old films 
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stuff. 
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get a copy of this. 
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he's like, he's like some sort 
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He can, you know, he can find 
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the, from the, you know, the 
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Internet. 
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eBay. 
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It is on DVD. 
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about 10 years ago. 
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It is so. 
So many fans snapped it up. 

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Well, it comes with calling all 
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Yeah, and London. 
Entertains London Entertainment.

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I just assumed, Tyler, that this
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your many Goon Show connected 
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basically a goon triple bill 
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Yeah, because Spike, Spike is in
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Entertained has got that great 
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goon show actually being shot. 
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features footage from Down Among
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Yeah, well we will come to that.
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So I said to my, my mate, OK, 
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because it was something like 
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And I thought, you know what, 
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I'll buy it on eBay. 
And he said just give me another

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chance to find it. 
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manage to track down a copy 
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And we're halfway through 
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And I said, you know what, I'm 
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Wait, so does that mean you've 
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have you just seen? 
That I have seen. 

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I have seen London. 
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I've seen the the Goon sequence 
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Oh, OK. 
London. 

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Entertains, yeah, because that's
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recently about This is Your 
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And yeah, London Entertains is 
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What's his name? 
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Amon. 
Yes, of course, yes. 

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to Goon Pod. 
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Does London entertains is 
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because they were so cheap. 
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shooting around the West End. 
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Like, you know, bits of cultural
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If you wanted to look at it from
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Like you get to see glimpses of 
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probably filming at that time. 
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that, if not for the 
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Yeah, it is. 
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It's there isn't a lot of 
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London entertains. 
The conceit is that there is a 

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kind of escort agency. 
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comic strip presents version of 
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agency. 
They just take people out for a 

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nice time. 
Escorts. 

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Escorts. 
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There's no naughty stuff. 
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beautiful women who take people 
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London. 
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these girls as well. 
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different spots around London. 
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documentary, so that one of the 
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is they take one of their guests
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So that's why they're there. 
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a bit of an audience kind of 
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starts. 
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doing a couple of sketches to 
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recording. 
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weren't allowed to have their 
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No, that's true. 
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Anyway, so that's quite it is an
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particularly because they film a
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Fancy, I think he actually 
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They shot it in his office or in
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Leicester Square. 
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So you can just see out the 
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front of the cinemas of of 
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in these things, even though 
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years ago because you came on to
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That was one of your early 
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get real guests. 
And I'm still obliged to ask you

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to come back about once a year. 
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the Z men back back in back in 
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And I would direct listeners to 
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we're talking about today, Climb
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It doesn't have in the credits 
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Benting or anything like that, 
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Mind you, so does Elvis. 
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the Wall in a sort of a sly way,
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Before we get on to that though,
what what was your what's your 

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history with this film? 
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independent distributors. 
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this name of EJ Fancy coming up.
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him. 
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an interesting guy. 
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doing a book about him one day. 
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stories about him that I 
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time. 
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and they were all family. 
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There was SF Pictures, EJ Fancy 
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by Border Films. 
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distributor, they did also make 
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many that you could describe as 
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own films. 
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for him and he produced a couple
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Winners. 
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autobiography about how they 
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scene set in Germany or 
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surreptitiously on some cars 
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shot this scene on a street in 
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Germany. 
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number plates on those cars. 
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driving around knowing they had 
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Constabulary. 
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was how Winner got into the film
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his connections there. 
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guy and had a lot of money in 
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kind of point of entry into the 
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would work for very little 
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And Fancy also produced U KS 
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couple of years before this one 
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that features both Joan and 
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So that's again got his sort of 
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And his daughter Adrian Fancy 
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So she appeared in London 
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of Rock, You Sinners. 
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that. 
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and music films and variety 
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So I guess that's why he decided
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But the the catch was that the 
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load of their kind of archive 
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Bogdanovich. 
I do with Karloff. 

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Roger Corman said to 
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What's the reason for that? 

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He had a, well, partly just 
money because Corman was good at

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saving money and also because he
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him two days I think, or three 
days. 

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So it's like you can have 
Karloff for three days, You can 

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make a film, but 25% of it has 
got to be footage we've already 

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got. 
So anyway, so Bogdanovich, being

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a very talented filmmaker, came 
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early Hollywood new wave film 
targets. 

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So the same set up eight years. 
It's, it's sorry, just to just 

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interrupt, but the film it is, 
it's a brilliant film. 

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If if listeners aren't aware of 
it, it's it's loosely based on 

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the Charles Whitman murders, 
isn't it? 

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Something like that. 
The sniper who was picking off 

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people. 
But it uses this footage of an 

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earlier Corman Boris Karloff 
film. 

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And so so Michael Wenner is 
called into EJ Fancy's office 

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and given a similar he didn't 
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he said, I can give you, I can 
give you Jack Jackson. 

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And you've got to make a film. 
But about 25% of it has got to 

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be footage we've already got in 
a vault. 

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And so he came up with Climb up 
the Wall. 

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Hello, Fast. 
What are you doing here? 

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Well, we're looking for singers.
Singers. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, wow. 

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Just a minute. 
We've had enough of that. 

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You'll disturb the patients 
upstairs. 

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Oh, somebody else. 
You are. 

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You see, either you're 5 minutes
fast or my watch is dead. 

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It can't be. 
You fed it two hours ago. 

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Oh, forget it. 
Where you going? 

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I'm going out here to hear my 
girl sing. 

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Yes. 
Yes. 

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Lovely girl. 
Yeah, in there. 

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Have you seen it? 
Oh, you mean the one with the 

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beautiful golden hair and the 
cute little dimple in the side 

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of the cheek and every chin turn
up nose have these shoulders? 

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No, I haven't seen her. 
Malcolm. 

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Hello. 
Yes, Glenn. 

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Is that Jack with you? 
Jack. 

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Yes, I'm women. 
I'm asking. 

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Hello. 
Is that you? 

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Yes, this is me. 
I'm with you. 

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Yes, it's him. 
He's with me. 

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I thought it was Glenn. 
Do they serve dress crab here? 

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Yes, they serve anybody. 
Well, look, give this one a 

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feed. 
He's hungry. 

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Oh, hello. 
Hello. 

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Hello. 
Is that you? 

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Nice to have had you do come 
again when we're closed. 

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Yeah. 
Thank you very much. 

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Goodbye. 
A lot of my time and effort has 

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been taken up trying to work out
who half the people. 

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Were yes, who they all are, yes.
Yeah, I've been doing a bit of 

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that. 
Yeah. 

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I found a couple of useful 
reviews at the time that did 

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actually kind of list who 
everyone was, which was helpful.

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But yeah, it's an interesting 
little. 

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Film. 
OK, Jack Jackson. 

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I only became aware of him 
through Goon Pod, actually, and 

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I can't remember for the life of
me who it was who first talked 

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about him. 
It was a guest. 

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I've got a feeling it might have
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writer John Cantor or 
Christopher Douglas, you know, 

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the creator of Ed Reardon's 
week. 

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Oh yes, sorry, that was a good 
episode. 

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Yeah, it's what I'm sure it's 
one of those two talked about 

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being big fans of of Jack 
Jackson back in the day. 

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And I guess I don't know much 
about him, but he he was like a 

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prototype Kenny Everett stroke 
Adrian, just character, wasn't 

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he? 
Yeah, he was one of the first 

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DJs on Radio One, but before 
that he'd been on the BBC Light 

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programme. 
But before that he was a dance 

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band leader. 
So he was a kind of musician and

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trumpeter in the 40s, which 
obviously he does a little bit 

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of in in this film and then 
became ADJ in the late 40s and 

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did that basically right up 
until he died in 1978. 

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But he he had a known he was 
also a recording artist in his 

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own right. 
He had a recording studio in his

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house and they produced very I 
was looking earlier at the list 

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of bands they him and his son, 
who we also see in this film, 

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Malcolm. 
They had a sound studio and they

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launched their own record label,
which included Elton John and 

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Motörhead at one point. 
What? 

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Yeah, as in as interesting Reg, 
Dwight, Elton John or Yeah, 

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Yeah. 
Right. 

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Oh, as far as I know, yeah. 
OK, Yes, the the Elton. 

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John No, but I mean, I mean, I 
mean when he was just Reg, not 

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Elton. 
That's. 

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Oh, yeah. 
No, I think he was out at the 

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time. 
Yeah. 

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But he was mainly known, yeah. 
Like you said, he was a kind of 

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early adopter of that style of 
presenting that was later taken 

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up by people like Kenny Everett,
where he would use sound effects

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and kind of comedy. 
And you can see in this film the

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way he presents and there's 
often little lots of throwaway 

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gags. 
That was sort of his 

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presentation style, mixing in 
sound effects and noises and 

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stuff. 
And he was so popular that when 

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he moved to Tenerife in 1960, he
just carried on recording his 

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BBC shows and then posting them 
back to the back to London, 

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right. 
OK. 

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Which I I guess he didn't have a
phone in which that would have 

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been difficult. 
But yeah, so he was very popular

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and pretty much forgotten, I 
would say now. 

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But he he is also credited with 
being the first person to call 

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the BBC auntie. 
Oh, really? 

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It's just listed among I've a 
couple of websites that talk 

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about him. 
There's a really good website 

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called Radio Rewind. 
It's actually got some audio 

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clips of him from his Radio 1 
show that you can listen to if 

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anyone's curious. 
But yes, apparently that is one 

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of the claims about him that he 
nicknamed the BBC Auntie. 

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So there you go. 
So but yeah, he wasn't much of 

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an actor or like it was mainly 
radio. 

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So it's kind of interesting that
he ended up. 

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In this because that wasn't his 
usual thing. 

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His usual thing was radio. 
Well, I guess Fancy was wasn't 

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in it for the art. 
He was in it to make money or to

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to cash in on the latest craze 
or the latest big thing. 

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And around this time Jack 
Jackson would be very popular on

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the radio. 
So so makes sense. 

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And this is very much a kind of 
proto. 

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It's triad dad. 
But doesn't this come out fast? 

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I. 
Think yeah it's track data is 

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62. 
Yeah, but there's a lot of sort 

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of gimmickry and playing around 
with editing that they do in 

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that film, like where they they 
need to get from one place to 

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another place. 
So they just do it by in an in 

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an edit. 
And there are similar gags about

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form and TV and all sorts of 
stuff. 

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So they were trying to do 
something creative and I'm, I'm 

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imagining although there was a 
script, but it says the writers 

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were Michael Wenner and Jack 
Jackson. 

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I would I would be inclined to 
think it was more Jack Jackson. 

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Yeah. 
Than Michael Wenner. 

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I don't know. 
I mean, Michael Wenner, did he 

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make comedies? 
I mean, he made Bullseye later 

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on his career, didn't he? 
But did he make comedies? 

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Really? 
He made light films like The 

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Cool Mikado and stuff in the 
60s, didn't he? 

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But. 
Yes, when it comes. 

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To writing, I don't. 
I mean, I know what he is as a 

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director, but I don't know as a 
writer if he's got the chops. 

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Well, yeah, I mean, who knows? 
Obviously. 

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I mean, Parting Shots is also 
very funny, but possibly not 

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deliberately, No, But yeah, he 
did do. 

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I mean, he did films like I'll 
Never Forget There was not 

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Deliberate. 
I'll Never Forget. 

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What's his name? 
That's pretty good. 

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And I mean, he did a kind of 
cool trilogy. 

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Some like it cool, play it cool.
And the cool Mikado. 

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The cool Mikado's got Frankie 
Howard in it. 

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It's also got, I thought because
I have seen it once. 

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Hasn't it got Tommy Cooper in a 
rare film role? 

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Oh, I believe so, yes. 
Speaking of which, somebody else

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from our film today turns up in 
the plank alongside Tommy 

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Cooper. 
I noticed that, yes. 

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Yeah, yes. 
But you are right, thinking 

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about it, this is kind of a 
precursor to it's Traddad and 

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somewhere. 
I mean, Craig Douglas is in both

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films, Yeah. 
Of course, yeah. 

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And of course there's no real 
plot as such in this one. 

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Like at least in it's Traddad 
there is a narrative arc. 

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Sort of. 
Yeah. 

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Whereas in is this one, it's 
just let's string together a 

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load of stuff with some gags in 
between and something to do with

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a time machine, but they give up
on that halfway through anyway, 

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and then they come back at the 
end. 

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Well, I I would imagine that 
most people listening to this 

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won't have seen climb up the. 
Wall stop. 

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Stop listening now. 
Go out. 

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Buy that. 
Buy that 30 LB copy of eBay. 

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Don't wait. 
Be the first one to grab it 

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quick. 
But we're not going to spoil it.

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We are going to talk about the 
film, but there's no spoilers to

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spoil, is there? 
There's no sort of because it's 

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just, it's, it's just sort of 
just stuff happens. 

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I'll, I'll, I'll read a quick, 
I'll read a short review that I 

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picked up which was printed in 
the whole Daily Mail in August 

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1960, simply because it gives a 
kind of an overview of what the 

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film is sort of about. 
It says it's crazy, it's 

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laughter raising. 
It's Jack Jackson who in Climb 

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Up the Wall really goes to town 
with a machine he has invented, 

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which by pressing knobs on a 
complicated looking dial brings 

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to a screen any personality he 
wishes, though at times it is 

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hard to follow the point of the 
story. 

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With 10 top tunes and such stars
as Russ Conway, Glenn Mason, 

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Craig Douglas, Mike Preston, 
Cherry Wiener and a host of 

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pretty girls, this mixed up 
light hearted comedy does it's 

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best to drive you up the wall. 
I mean, yes, I couldn't argue 

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with any of that. 
Yeah, it is very much like 

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Michael Winner has just pointed 
a camera at people in a room and

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said go on then. 
Yeah, do something. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, I remember in your 

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conversation about it's Trad 
Dad, how one of the things that 

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you guys pointed out was how 
good the kind of the framing and

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the editing were and how 
influential that style would go 

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on to be. 
And obviously with Hard Day's 

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Night, but just in music videos 
in general, unfortunately we 

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don't get that same level of 
creativity here. 

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There are, it is, like you said,
just point the camera on a, on a

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wide shot and people just do 
their thing. 

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And there's not much in the way 
of creative anything really, 

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which is, which is a pity. 
But he was learning. 

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He was, you know, he was new. 
He was learning. 

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He hadn't had, yeah, he hadn't 
had like 10 years in television 

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or anything like that. 
He just sort of was just getting

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going. 
Well, that's the thing. 

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Because he was a he was a 
reporter journalist of sorts, 

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wasn't he? 
Because he actually, again, I've

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talked about this on an episode 
of Goon Pod relatively recently.

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He interviewed the goons in 
late. 52 I'd forgotten about 

440
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that, yeah. 
Yeah, because he was a cub 

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reporter on the on the Marley 
Bone and Paddington Mercury. 

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Junior Reporter. 
Yeah, and in his. 

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In his shorts. 
Yes, but he was only about 17 or

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18 or something, I think. 
But he went he interviewed well 

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say he interviewed the goons in 
late 52. 

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It was around the time that they
did that Robin Hood radio 

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pantomime in in series 3. 
And so Spike was actually absent

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because he was in hospital and 
Dick Emery and Carol Carr were 

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guests for that. 
So Michael Winner does this long

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story about the goons in general
and and their their world, and 

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he implies that he's speaking to
Spike as well. 

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Oh, right. 
The the way it's written, it 

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implies that Spike's there, but 
Spike wasn't there. 

454
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,560
We know because he was, he was 
in hospital. 

455
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,160
So he's obviously made stuff up.
And he also. 

456
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:35,400
Winner interviewed Sellers in 
May 53 when Sellers was making 

457
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:41,120
the Super Secret Service and and
Winners basically saying it's 

458
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,440
going to be a great film, can't 
wait to see it, blah, blah, 

459
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,480
blah. 
So he's bigging them up and he's

460
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,880
an early, you know, he's an 
early supporter if you like. 

461
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,080
And then it's it's interesting, 
of course, that he would then 

462
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,480
fill it. 
Bits of their performances from 

463
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,680
down among the Z men's some 
seven years later. 

464
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,240
Although notably no Spike apart 
from Jack Jackson's 

465
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:10,040
impersonation of Echoes. 
It's weird that it is. 

466
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,760
It's very odd. 
But now let me see the first 

467
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:23,720
goon, right? 
How? 

468
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,800
Is that Claude Debbier? 
That's more like Spike Milligan 

469
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,560
to me. 
Oh, what was that, Waldo? 

470
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,120
Anyway, that was long before my 
day, yes, but not before Francis

471
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,720
Day. 
Let's switch her on. 

472
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,320
The film begins, we get the 
opening credits, and then we see

473
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,480
we're at Jack Jackson's actual 
house. 

474
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,240
I wonder if it is, Was it his 
actual house? 

475
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,120
Do you know? 
I wouldn't be surprised. 

476
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,520
Probably would have been. 
Yeah, yeah. 

477
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,120
It was either that or it could 
have been EJ Fancy's house. 

478
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:59,880
Yeah, they had a kind of country
house outside Worthing with big 

479
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,720
gardens and horses and stuff. 
So possibly down there, I'm not 

480
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,680
sure. 
OK, and he says what you're 

481
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:11,920
about to see may seem strange to
your ears and and tells us that 

482
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,000
he will be presenting artists 
from the past, the present and 

483
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,280
the future. 
And then he holds up a skull and

484
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,120
says he and the producer hope 
you enjoy the film. 

485
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,520
So who's that meant to be? 
Is the skull meant to be fancy? 

486
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,800
Well, it's, yeah, I should have 
mentioned, although, yeah, EJ 

487
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,280
Fancy kind of looms large over 
all of these things because this

488
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,320
was a border film. 
If you notice in the opening 

489
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,520
credit it says produced by Negus
Fancy. 

490
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,680
Oh OK, didn't pick up on that. 
And yeah, so that was actually. 

491
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,720
So there's a very complicated 
family situation going on here. 

492
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:52,600
So EJ was married and had two 
children with with that wife. 

493
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,240
But at the same time that his 
two children were born, he'd 

494
00:28:55,240 --> 00:29:00,200
also started a relationship with
another woman and had two 

495
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,520
children with her. 
So he lived with his main wife 

496
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,000
in the big house on this estate 
outside Worthing. 

497
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,080
And then the second became, she 
became known as his common law 

498
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,520
wife and she even took on his 
surname. 

499
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,640
So Olive, her name was Olive 
Negus and she became Olive Negus

500
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,640
Fancy. 
So she was calling herself his 

501
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,480
wife, even though she 
technically wasn't his wife. 

502
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,400
But she lived up. 
I've been told she lived in a 

503
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:33,000
house on the same grounds and 
her two children with EJ worked 

504
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,320
for her at Border. 
So there were three of them 

505
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,520
working there and then his 
children with his regular wife, 

506
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,320
if you like, worked up in the 
New Realm office just down the 

507
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,800
road, because this is all in 
Soho. 

508
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,920
So, yeah. 
So Nigger's fancy was actually 

509
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:53,720
Olive Nigger's fancy, who ran 
Border films for for quite a 

510
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,840
good number of years. 
In fact, just today, by 

511
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,800
coincidence, I was in London 
this morning and I had time to 

512
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,400
kill while I was waiting for a 
shop to open. 

513
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,840
Oi Oed around the corner to 
Wardour Street and had a good 

514
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,920
look at Border film offices. 
It's still there. 

515
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,640
Oh, really? 
Yeah, it's, well, it's. 

516
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,000
Still, it's still a going 
concern. 

517
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,680
Surely not. 
No, the the place is still 

518
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,280
there, but it's now a tortilla 
and burritos place. 

519
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,480
It's next door to that place is 
it was called the Marquee Club 

520
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,760
St. that really famous venue. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

521
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,880
It's basically next. 
It's next to that. 

522
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,240
I've got a photo of the border 
offices from about 1970. 

523
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,840
So it's I knew it's the same 
place, but yeah. 

524
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,160
So Olive was down the road with 
her two children. 

525
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,240
Well, EJ was up the road with 
his, why, actual wife and his 

526
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,280
other two children and they, 
they all worked for him. 

527
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,360
But apparently there was one I 
was told about one time the 

528
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,000
phone rang and said the 
secretary said to EJ, Mrs. 

529
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,720
Fancy's on the phone. 
And then his wife came storming 

530
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,720
and said she's not Mrs. Fancy, 
I'm Mrs. Fancy. 

531
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,720
Well, she's a she's a fancy 
woman, isn't? 

532
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,760
She yeah, yeah, very strange. 
But anyway, so yes. 

533
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,600
So when he says the producer, 
that could be her right that 

534
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,680
he's referring to. 
There's also a nice gag there 

535
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,400
because he talks about how this 
isn't television and then he 

536
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,520
puts his head through the screen
of the We're Looking at ATV 

537
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,320
screen and then his head comes 
through as if it's bursting out 

538
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,280
of the cinema screen, which I 
thought was quite creative. 

539
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,640
He's got this huge wall sized 
like what would you call it, 

540
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,080
console thing. 
Yes. 

541
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,840
With with the TV screen with 
knobs and dials and gauges and a

542
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,480
telephone receiver and whiskey 
dispenser even. 

543
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,120
Yeah, it's like the machine that
goes ping. 

544
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,280
It's just one of these things 
with lots of dials and buttons 

545
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,880
and not really sure what it 
does, but apparently it's a kind

546
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:50,960
of Time Machine telly viewer. 
Yes, and he says he can receive 

547
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,320
voices from outer space. 
Yeah, although they don't 

548
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,600
really. 
Well, they, they do briefly look

549
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,360
into the stars, but not much 
really happens. 

550
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,080
But. 
We do hear a fragmented 

551
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,640
recording. 
Unless it's someone doing an 

552
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,320
impression, it's a recording of 
Charlie Drake going Hello my 

553
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,080
darlings. 
Yeah. 

554
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,600
And and what sounds like someone
doing an impression of Eccles, 

555
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,000
whether that's Jack Jackson. 
Yes. 

556
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:21,120
Not sure, there's some belching.
So you kind of you realise where

557
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,040
you are pretty much from the off
with. 

558
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,920
This film, yeah, we don't get 
any alien encounters, which 

559
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,880
would have been fun. 
Yeah. 

560
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,840
Again, it was kind of like you 
had an opportunity there, so 

561
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,080
maybe even like a puppet alien 
or something, but no. 

562
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:40,080
Yeah, no. 
And then, just for no reason, 

563
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,600
Jack Jackson calls on Professor 
Benteen. 

564
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,920
And this is where we get a quick
clip. 

565
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,280
Oh yes, of the classic chair 
back. 

566
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:52,160
Yeah, sketch. 
With with his voice speed up. 

567
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,920
It's to sort of, he says. 
Professor Benteen will explain 

568
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,800
how the machine works. 
And then they just cut to a clip

569
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,920
of that from Down Among the Zeed
Men. 

570
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:06,240
And that was his, that was his, 
his thing for years, wasn't it? 

571
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,800
The chair back, it was a sketch.
And I've watched his performance

572
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,480
of it in Down Among the Zeed Men
and I, I don't get it, but. 

573
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,560
No, well, I do get it, but it's 
not particularly funny. 

574
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,600
I've seen him do it as well on 
Frost on Sunday from the late 

575
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,480
60s. 
Oh right, that that might be 

576
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,640
better. 
It's not really it's, it's more 

577
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,320
or less exactly the same as in 
segment. 

578
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,000
So he's not really developed the
the ACT. 

579
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Because he's he's so frantic in 
his performance. 

580
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,240
Like, it's funny that in this 
film they speed it up and they 

581
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,560
almost don't need to because, 
yeah, the original is so fast 

582
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,720
that it it's kind of, it's a bit
manic and hard to follow what 

583
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,720
he's going on about, I found. 
Yeah, although some people say, 

584
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,760
and I'm inclined to agree with 
them, I suppose in fact, you and

585
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,600
you and I may have even 
discussed this when we talked 

586
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,320
about it. 
Some people say that he's the 

587
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,000
best thing in down among the Z 
men, Michael Benton. 

588
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,520
And maybe he is. 
Yeah, it's not saying a lot, 

589
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,880
but. 
Yes, what have we got here? 

590
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,040
So. 
Oh God. 

591
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:19,280
So Jack Jackson's son Malcolm 
arrives and I read down at first

592
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,280
he's more awkward than Douglas 
Barter at a roller disco and he 

593
00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:27,560
he really looks uncomfortable, 
but he seems to kind of get it 

594
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,360
loosens up a bit as the film 
goes. 

595
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,560
On yeah, I mean, he wasn't an 
actor and I think this is the 

596
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,760
only time he ever really made a 
film. 

597
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,920
He did, like I said, he got 
involved in the the music 

598
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,440
business, but he seems quite 
gained to go along with it. 

599
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,880
And obviously he's basically 
just doing his dad's jokes. 

600
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,320
Can I, can I tell you something 
as well? 

601
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,480
This is this must be a sign of 
me getting on a bit or just 

602
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,320
losing the plot a bit. 
So I watched the film a couple 

603
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,040
of times. 
I'm making all these notes and 

604
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,960
also trying to identify who a 
couple of the artists are 

605
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,720
because it's there's a, most of 
them are easy to identify or 

606
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,200
relatively easy, but there's a 
couple I struggled with. 

607
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,040
And I'll tell you what I spent, 
I'm not joking, 20, maybe 30 

608
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,040
minutes trying to look up, 
thinking that one of the 

609
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,480
artists, one of the black 
artists in this, trying to work 

610
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:28,400
out who he was in the cast list.
And I spent a good 20 minutes or

611
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:37,360
so Googling Malcolm Jackson 
because I'd completely failed to

612
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:42,200
realise that Malcolm Jackson is 
of course, Jack Jackson's son 

613
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,640
who's in the film. 
Yes. 

614
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,360
So that was a fruitless 20 
minutes. 

615
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,240
Right. 
Are you talking about George 

616
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,760
Calypso brand? 
Well, I, I, I worked out who he 

617
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,000
was. 
It's the it's the guy towards 

618
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,640
the end with. 
Oh, the singer at. 

619
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,000
The end? 
Yes, with What's the name? 

620
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,560
With Cherry Wayne. 
Cherry Wayne. 

621
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,440
Yeah. 
Yeah, I think he might have just

622
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:12,160
been a member of her band. 
OK, She had a band called I just

623
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,920
want to get this rolled. 
The Lord Rockingham's 11. 

624
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,200
That's right, yes. 
So I was wondering whether he 

625
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,040
was a member of that because 
they were quite a big group of 

626
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,920
people. 
So he may have been in that 

627
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,760
band. 
Well, her husband was in that 

628
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,240
band, wasn't he? 
Yeah, he was the drummer there. 

629
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,680
There's a part in there where 
they do a drum solo together. 

630
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,560
Yeah, that's her and her 
husband. 

631
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,600
That's great. 
I think her number in the film 

632
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:48,880
is my favorite bit. 
The. 

633
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,360
She looks like a lot of fun. 
Yeah. 

634
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,200
Funny. 
Though her dress keeps changing,

635
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,160
but not in a kind of 
deliberately woo Hoo kind of 

636
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,440
way. 
It's almost just like they 

637
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,120
forgot the continuity. 
They just were filming on 

638
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,240
different days and they forgot 
to mention to kind of make sure 

639
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,400
you wear the same dress again. 
Continuity, schmunter community.

640
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,520
Yeah, when it would have said, 
funny enough, I was watching 

641
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,280
this, one of the friends I was 
watching this with was Andrew 

642
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,080
Hickey. 
And. 

643
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,040
And he he's tell me quite a bit 
about Cherry Waner. 

644
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,520
Oh yeah. 
And she she had a lot of early 

645
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,160
success in the 50s and then just
kind of gave it up, more or 

646
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,800
less. 
Yeah, I read that she they went 

647
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:53,760
to Vegas to work in Cabaret in 
the late 60s and she ended up 

648
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,800
working in a gift shop in Vegas.
Yeah. 

649
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,600
For a number of years. 
But just even on the evidence of

650
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,920
this film, she's very talented. 
Yeah, she's got lots of 

651
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,920
personality and she's sitting 
there playing that hilarious 

652
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,840
Hammond organ, that whole. 
Yeah, I love that whole bit. 

653
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,320
I think it's my, it is my 
favorite bit. 

654
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,480
The way she's. 
I like the framing, the camera. 

655
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,600
She's just kind of filling the 
frame, staring almost slightly 

656
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,920
unnervingly at the straight at 
the. 

657
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,200
Yeah, that's it. 
She looks. 

658
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:30,880
She looks wired, almost, but. 
She was quite popular on TV in 

659
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,920
the 60s as well. 
She was on a few TV shows, like 

660
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,840
6-5 special and that kind of 
stuff I think. 

661
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Now someone else who was very 

662
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,960
popular, another musician, if 
you want to call him that, Glenn

663
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:49,520
Mason, it's. 
Hard to tell if he was a singer 

664
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,880
or a comedian because he's he's 
mainly in the film as a comedian

665
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,160
and then he finally sings one 
song. 

666
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,960
Well, he wrote one of the songs.
Yes. 

667
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,920
Oh yeah, who sings that one? 
Mike Preston at the. 

668
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,400
Beginning. 
That's Mike Preston, isn't it? 

669
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:03,760
Yeah. 
I. 

670
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:09,560
Sing weirdly singing in the 
winter at the Albert Memorial. 

671
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,960
Yeah, it's around you. 
Can see the steam. 

672
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,920
You can see the steam coming out
of their their breath. 

673
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,040
Yeah, it's so cold. 
So Jack Jackson says to Malcolm,

674
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,560
his son Malcolm, you can, you 
know, ask the machine to conjure

675
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,880
up anything more or less. 
Oh, yeah, anything. 

676
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,320
And he says, naturally, he says,
well, I'd like it to recreate 

677
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,560
what Glenn Mason did at the park
last week. 

678
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,360
No Wouldn't we do get a very 
quick clip of Seeking from Z Men

679
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,720
putting a record on? 
Yes, they would go back to that 

680
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,160
several times in the film. 
Didn't. 

681
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,440
They now Glenn Mason, we see him
playing tennis in the park or a 

682
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:54,360
park and Libby Morris walks up 
and asks him what he's doing and

683
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,320
they enjoy several minutes of 
leaden banter. 

684
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,840
There's a good bit of banter 
there, almost like they're a 

685
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,440
double act. 
But he's got this weird. 

686
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,040
He's doing this because he's 
Scottish, isn't he? 

687
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,480
But he's doing this kind of 
weird transatlantic accent 

688
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,640
thing. 
Yeah, she's Canadian. 

689
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,120
And she was the one who appeared
in the plank. 

690
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,800
Yes. 
And bizarrely, and it's a film I

691
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:24,320
actually really enjoy, United 
93, the the what's his name, 

692
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,040
Paul Greengrass film. 
Which is, Oh, that. 

693
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,760
Oh, I see. 
I'm think I'm still thinking 

694
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,680
60s. 
No. 

695
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,320
Oh, you mean that film? 
That film. 

696
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,800
OK, right. 
Fair enough. 

697
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,480
It's it's an odd end to her 
career, but there you go. 

698
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:43,680
Yeah, she also appeared on the 
Jack Jackson show five years 

699
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,360
before this on on his radio 
show. 

700
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,320
And she also did theatre and 
cabaret and kind of comedy comic

701
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,240
songs, I guess, sort of a 
singing comedian. 

702
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,280
And yeah, they had a nice bit of
banter there. 

703
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,560
Some people might be interested 
to know, of course, that she did

704
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,120
one of the voices on Space 
Patrol. 

705
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,200
Oh, right. 
OK, early puppet show. 

706
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,240
There you go. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

707
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,560
OK. 
Glenn Mason, he was born. 

708
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:15,000
He was born Tom Lennon. 
Lennon. 

709
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,280
He should have kept that 
surname. 

710
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,760
Yeah, but he was annoyed. 
I mean, let's be honest with 

711
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,760
this whole film, as I was 
sitting here watching this 

712
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,240
again, I just thought, thank 
goodness The Beatles came along.

713
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,840
Or, you know, we would have. 
They would have had to put up 

714
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,120
with this kind of clock cutter, 
the whole 60s. 

715
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,880
Yeah, well, Mason was George 
Martin produced a couple of 

716
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,000
Glenn Mason's tracks, including 
Green Door, right. 

717
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,760
And and Glenn Mason later 
appeared in a couple of winner 

718
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,520
films that we've mentioned, one 
of them called Mikado and also 

719
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,320
Behave Yourself. 
He he was very prolific in the 

720
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,720
late, mid to late 50s. 
He was it says there was an 

721
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,400
interview in the Daily Mirror in
January 1960s. 

722
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,920
So right about the time this 
film, this would have been 

723
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,600
filmed. 
And the headline, the headline 

724
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,760
is bachelor gay exclamation 
mark, right? 

725
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,160
And it says, it says 
singer-songwriter Glenn Mason, 

726
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,840
veteran of 320 television shows,
glanced around the West End 

727
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,000
restaurant, grinned and 
whispered in my ear, I daren't 

728
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,840
get married. 
I'm the last bachelor. 

729
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,560
I'm holding up the banner for 
man. 

730
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,920
Right. 
Described as an X minor 29 year 

731
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,600
old, Glenn said marriage might 
interfere with my weekly 

732
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,600
football matches with the 
Showbiz 11. 

733
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,800
Oh yeah, which we get some 
footage. 

734
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,160
We do in this film, yeah. 
Where they played against Billy 

735
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,840
Wright. 
I that was so incomprehensible 

736
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,880
to me, that Hulk, So he's he 
meets Libby or Libby meets him 

737
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,520
in the, in the part where he's 
playing tennis. 

738
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,360
Then they start talking about 
football. 

739
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Then they get on the train and 
we see what I later found out 

740
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:03,080
was footage of the Showbiz 
Football 11, including Billy 

741
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,000
Wright, who is described as Mr. 
Beverly in the film. 

742
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,080
The reason they call him Mr. 
Beverly is that he at the time 

743
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,600
was married to one of the 
Beverly sisters, It. 

744
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,360
Was an extra joke. 
Yeah, See, they're trying to 

745
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,600
cram the jokes. 
Yeah, well, I used to live in 

746
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,120
Stoke on Trent, where Billy 
Wright was very much a national 

747
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,840
hero and there was a statue to 
him in the middle of Stoke. 

748
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,400
He's just one of those names. 
I I was vaguely aware of the 

749
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,440
fact that he was a famous 
footballer back in the dim, 

750
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,000
distant past. 
Yeah. 

751
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,080
And this is where we somehow we 
get this football match and then

752
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,640
and then they're back in the 
back in the park and this tall 

753
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,560
bloke walks up to Libby and 
Glenn and starts singing. 

754
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,520
Try again and this is Mike 
Preston. 

755
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,040
And they're all like all the 
singers in this, like all these 

756
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,920
male singers, they're kind of 
very interchangeable, aren't? 

757
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,800
They yes. 
They could all just have been 

758
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,360
the same guy, and I wouldn't 
have noticed that kind of. 

759
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,600
Yeah, this. 
This is what The Beatles killed 

760
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,520
off. 
Like all these guys who thought 

761
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,760
they were going to have great, 
long singing careers, they, when

762
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,640
they were making this film, they
only had a couple of years left,

763
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,240
didn't they, before it was all 
going to change. 

764
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,240
Thank goodness. 
Yeah. 

765
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,240
And throughout this film, Glenn 
Mason, he gets a bit of a 

766
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,560
shooing, doesn't he? 
In in terms of he's he gets the 

767
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,800
Mickey taken out of him and. 
Yes, it reminded me very much of

768
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,760
the way it is very similar to 
the kind of Morecambe and Wise 

769
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,080
Dez O'Connor. 
Relationship. 

770
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,680
That's right, that's right. 
And then we're back to Jack 

771
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,520
Jackson and he mentions for no 
reason, he, he mentions the 

772
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,600
Americans in World War 2, which 
gives him a good opportunity to 

773
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,600
for that. 
So they could insert that clip 

774
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,360
of of sellers from Z Men doing 
his party piece where he's 

775
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,200
playing two American servicemen.
Yeah. 

776
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,600
Is he supposed to be General 
Patton or something like that? 

777
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,600
Yes, I think so. 
I think so the, the, the thing 

778
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,640
about that performance from 
Sellers, though, it's, it's 

779
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,240
very, it's not particularly 
funny, but it's, you know, it 

780
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:15,560
clearly had demonstrated that he
had great talent. 

781
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,160
But the character he's playing 
in the film is, is Colonel Blood

782
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,680
Knock, isn't it not Major? 
I think it's Colonel Blood Knock

783
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,600
and it's completely at odds with
his characterisation of of that 

784
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,160
character. 
Yeah, I, I seem to remember the 

785
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,840
conceit in Down Among the Z men 
is that they're putting on a 

786
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,640
show for the troops or 
something. 

787
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,080
So this. 
Yeah. 

788
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,640
So Major Colonel, whatever he 
is, Blood Knock does an 

789
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,640
impression for this show. 
So that's why he's doing an 

790
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,760
American. 
Yeah, it, but it just seems like

791
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,320
it, it doesn't seem sort of 
thing that that character would.

792
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,560
Well know. 
Maybe I'm thinking about it too 

793
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:53,920
much. 
Yeah. 

794
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,640
How long ago was that? 
Well, I'll tell you, son. 

795
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,200
It was shortly after the 
Americans entered the war. 

796
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:11,080
Peter Sellers will tell you 
Hotel on Highgreaves Hotel. 

797
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,000
I have called you here because 
we are in a very, very grave 

798
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,560
position. 
Yes, Sir. 

799
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,760
We are not only completely 01 
moment, Lieutenant. 

800
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,720
Hello, HQ. 
Yes, four dozen. 

801
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,840
And another thing. 
Goodbye, Lieutenant. 

802
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,720
We are not only completely 
surrounded by units of the 15th 

803
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,800
Panza Division, but they are at 
this very moment, Lieutenant, 

804
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,160
surrounding and penetrating our 
main defense line. 

805
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:52,000
Yes. 
Sir, Gentlemen, it's a good job 

806
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,920
you called me in. 
I can get you all out of this. 

807
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,480
My plan is very simple. 
Permission to speak, Sir. 

808
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,000
Thank you, Sir. 
Madam, we are here and the enemy

809
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,360
is here. 
Madam, what happens is this. 

810
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,680
They attacked. 
Not now. 

811
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,680
And I'm waiting for him to see. 
I close in. 

812
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:21,080
My men. 
At ease, man. 

813
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,360
Permission to speak, Sir. 
Go ahead, American soldiers. 

814
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,160
Well, what about Elvis Presley? 
Never out of him. 

815
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:32,640
We get an impromptu advert for 
headache relief courtesy of Jack

816
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,240
Jackson, who stays right into 
the camera and does this sort of

817
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:39,800
advert thing. 
Which again, I think they're 

818
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,720
trying to spoof television, yes.
Oh, and Elvis. 

819
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:47,880
A quick bit of newsreel footage 
of Elvis when he's going into 

820
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,840
the army, Yeah, or coming out of
the army, I'm not sure. 

821
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,840
But I think, yeah, 1960 was when
he went, wasn't it? 

822
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,720
I don't know. 
I don't know my Elvis history as

823
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,600
well as I should, no. 
Or maybe who knows how old the 

824
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,640
footage was, of course. 
True, yeah. 

825
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,040
But yeah, it looks like he's 
boarding a troop ship. 

826
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:10,160
Yeah, and then Malcolm mentions 
Tommy Steele, Marty Wilde, Sal 

827
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,080
Mineo, Frankie. 
Those people we we don't get to 

828
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,720
see. 
Cliff Richard Yes, but we do get

829
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:20,200
to see footage of Charlie Koons 
playing piano. 

830
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,920
Oh, yeah, yeah, he just starts 
talking. 

831
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,600
It goes, Oh yes, because Jack 
Jackson starts playing the piano

832
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,360
and doing a bit of jazz, doesn't
he? 

833
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,640
And then talks about Charlie 
Koons. 

834
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,040
And then I think they also 
mentioned Francis Day. 

835
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,560
Yeah, he's. 
Another kind of 30s singer 

836
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,160
actress. 
That's right. 

837
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,000
Yeah. 
This is the thing about Malcolm 

838
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,960
is I said when he when he first 
enters the film, he's very, very

839
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,120
wooden. 
He seems to have warmed up by 

840
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,680
this point because that's. 
Yeah. 

841
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,440
Did you think it was very odd 
the way he he points at the the 

842
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,000
large invention, whatever you 
want to call it, and says, look,

843
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,920
father, there's something coming
up on the screen. 

844
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,840
And then he he adopts this weird
kind of duck voice and says, and

845
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,840
she sort of shouts, quick, dad, 
it's on now. 

846
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,640
I can't even begin to try and 
approximate it. 

847
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,120
Look. 
Father, there's something coming

848
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,000
up on the screen. 
Quick Dad, it's on now. 

849
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,000
Yeah, and I imagine there was 
never more than one taken. 

850
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:18,680
Sorry. 
Now you said about fancy, it 

851
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,680
stipulated that what what was 
that 25% of the footage had to? 

852
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:25,320
Be, I mean roughly I'm, I'm 
guessing it's about, it's 

853
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,680
probably about because it's only
an hour long anyway. 

854
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,320
That's true. 
So, you know, if you probably, 

855
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,760
if you added up all of the 
archive footage, it probably 

856
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,520
comes to, I don't know, 5 or 6 
minutes maybe. 

857
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:41,640
So yeah, maybe more like 10%. 
Maybe because The thing is they 

858
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,920
then show a series of of clips 
from old westerns. 

859
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,400
Yes, they just start counting 
how many people get shot and I 

860
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,840
couldn't work out why we were 
doing that, I think he says. 

861
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,720
It's a game. 
Malcolm's Malcolm complaints 

862
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:00,040
that it's too slow. 
Oh yeah, he's speaking for the 

863
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,760
audience. 
He wants some action. 

864
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,160
And his father tells him to 
start counting the dead bodies. 

865
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,440
Now, in the end, there's 22 
deaths that we see. 

866
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,400
Obviously, it's Western deaths. 
That ain't nothing graphic. 

867
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:14,840
Did you pick up on the fact, 
though, that at one point an 

868
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,000
Indian, as they would have 
called it back then, is shot and

869
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,160
Jack Jackson counts his death as
half? 

870
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:29,520
Yes, yeah, sadly, yeah. 
Which is a shame because there's

871
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,600
another scene, as you've already
mentioned, I think just after 

872
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:37,000
this one, where they meet George
Calypso Brown and his sort of 

873
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,120
Jamaican calypso band. 
And that scene is great. 

874
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,440
The music is really good, but I 
was really cringing. 

875
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,480
I was like, please don't be 
racist. 

876
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,920
Please don't say something 
racist and they don't. 

877
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,720
It was a great relief. 
I mean, the film could have been

878
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:51,200
worse. 
It could have been worse. 

879
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,960
Notice that Jack Jackson says 
something like he he forgot to 

880
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,920
buy the BBC Times. 
Yes, that was a bit of a. 

881
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,560
Weird. 
It should have been the Radio 

882
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,400
Times, darling. 
Never mind, move on. 

883
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,760
Well, yeah, basically because he
worked for the BBC. 

884
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,640
Maybe he So he must have been 
deliberate. 

885
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,880
How did I? 
Maybe another gag that's just 

886
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:17,520
not funny 60 years later. 
There's some very, very obvious 

887
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:22,480
ADR as Jack explains to his son 
how he met his mother. 

888
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,400
There's a couple of moments in 
the film where they start 

889
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,720
dubbing and it's something 
completely. 

890
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,800
Different. 
Oh, it's terrible. 

891
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,600
Yeah, yeah. 
There's a, there's a clip of an 

892
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,400
old film which looked to me like
it was an actual foreign film. 

893
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,840
You know where where there's a 
there's a clip from an old film 

894
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,720
with a boy and a girl. 
There's a girl at the window. 

895
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,520
You know when he's telling the 
story about how he how he met 

896
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,520
his wife and his he was singing 
outside her window when she was 

897
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,200
in hospital or something. 
Something like that, Yeah, yeah.

898
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,000
It's a lot. 
I don't. 

899
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,720
Yeah, I don't. 
I haven't been able to identify 

900
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,480
what that is, no. 
That clear again? 

901
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,440
It was. 
It was lying around the fancy 

902
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,160
production company. 
Because, yeah, because they were

903
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,360
distributors as well as making 
their own films. 

904
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,880
And by this point, Fancy had 
already been making his own 

905
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,080
films for about 20 years, so he 
had a lot of material that he 

906
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,960
could have drawn on. 
Yes. 

907
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,400
So yeah. 
Next, Jack is going to explain 

908
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,160
to his son how to get into show 
business. 

909
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,360
And he's reading from a from a 
book. 

910
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,240
And it was just the first book, 
I guess, that they had to hand, 

911
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,600
which was a book very clearly 
about yoga. 

912
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,320
So nothing to do with show 
business. 

913
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,120
Yeah. 
And we have some Spanish dancers

914
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,760
who are doing a routine. 
It turns out they're in the room

915
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,880
upstairs. 
Yes, and leading to much 

916
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,480
hilarity with plaster coming 
down from the ceiling umbrella 

917
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:51,520
which he struggles to open the 
umbrella like but again pouring 

918
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,040
this plaster dust down on him 
and he can't get the umbrella 

919
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,320
open. 
When I was thinking how funny it

920
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:00,280
would have been if the plaster 
had run out by the time he just 

921
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,360
manages to get it open in time 
for the joke to work. 

922
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,240
Well, they wouldn't do it again,
would they? 

923
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,120
So it has to work. 
He talks about the They're going

924
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,840
to leave the house, they're 
going to go to town. 

925
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,040
Oh, no, sorry. 
No, it's it's Malcolm that says 

926
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:14,560
this. 
He says. 

927
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,840
We're going to get with it 
because it's we're going to go 

928
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,800
to to town because it's where 
where the cool cats are, man. 

929
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,320
Because they're looking at all 
this old stuff. 

930
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,480
He wants to see what's 
happening. 

931
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,040
There, Yeah, but if you look at 
Malcolm Jackson and this, he's 

932
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,680
got to be what, 20? 
Maybe 21, if that. 

933
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,760
Yes, I would have said so. 
Very conservatively dressed, he 

934
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,120
looked like to me, to my mind, 
from a distance, he looked like 

935
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:40,680
a young Prince Charles. 
Yeah, and, and Jack Jackson's in

936
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:47,120
his mid 50s at this point and 
wearing a very fetching cardigan

937
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,720
and, of course, constantly 
smoking a fag. 

938
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,480
Of course, Glenn Mason's been 
sleeping in their car, so 

939
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,720
obviously they have to allow 
them to carry on. 

940
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,600
I reckon that might have been 
EJ's car that big. 

941
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,760
It's a Rolls Royce's number of 
Rolls which we they never, which

942
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,920
isn't driven. 
He obviously we said you can 

943
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,200
have the car, but I won't. 
Let you drive it so they can't 

944
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,320
drive it just as Glenn's been a 
Kip in it. 

945
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,760
So they have to try and thumb a 
lift obviously. 

946
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,920
Also, did you notice that when 
they were saying goodbye to 

947
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:25,360
Glenn, he copied more or less 
the Sellers line from earlier? 

948
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,040
When he's doing the, Sellers is 
doing that impression and he 

949
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,920
says and Glenn Mason says to 
Jack and Malcolm and another 

950
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:37,440
thing goodbye, which is what 
Sellers had said in that comedy 

951
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,800
sequence. 
And they used the car to do a 

952
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,760
little bit of an edit gag, which
like a goes back to early silent

953
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,400
film where they go into the get 
in the car and then there's a 

954
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,000
cart and they've got new clothes
on. 

955
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,600
The magic of cinema. 
You don't notice it, but this is

956
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,360
where we see George Calypso 
Brown and his band performing 

957
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:03,360
Frankie and Johnny. 
You do get some clunky kind of 

958
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,440
comedy business with Malcolm and
Jack and two very bored looking 

959
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:11,920
girls during the song. 
Yeah, yeah, they're, they're 

960
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,760
trying to, I mean, they're 
trying to liven it up because 

961
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,960
some of those, because he's 
singing, but some of the time 

962
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,920
it's more instrumental. 
So they're trying to put in a 

963
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,400
bit of stuff in between. 
I'm just looked him up. 

964
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,440
Actually, George Calypso Brown 
came from Trinidad. 

965
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,400
He actually did do a few of the 
films. 

966
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,000
He turns up in the National 
Health and he also did 10 

967
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:37,400
episodes of Jack and Oori in the
in the 60s, so he did have a bit

968
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,200
of an I. 
Should have asked Andrew. 

969
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,360
He would. 
He would have known all about 

970
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,160
him. 
I should have asked him. 

971
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,200
But yeah, that's, I really like 
that bit and that's the music is

972
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,760
really good. 
Like it's the singers, it's the 

973
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,720
really bland male singers that 
make the film drag. 

974
00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:53,200
But when you've got stuff like 
this, it's pretty. 

975
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,960
Good. 
Yeah, this and cheery Weiner. 

976
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,840
When the song ends, Jack says 
Piccadilly line. 

977
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,280
He should have changed at 
Stanmore. 

978
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,280
What does that mean? 
No idea. 

979
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,560
Oh yes, because that's that's 
George's line, isn't it? 

980
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,080
Can you tell me the way to 
Piccadilly or? 

981
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,560
Something, yeah, but what? 
What's What does Stanmore mean? 

982
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,240
Well I'm just Googling it now 
and Stanmore is just a place so 

983
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,160
I don't. 
Know, yeah, could be, could be 

984
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,560
rhyming slang for something, I 
don't know. 

985
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,360
Let's keep our fingers. 
Crossed. 

986
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:28,160
This is where we have kind of 
like, yeah, like you said before

987
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,680
about forerunner of it's Trat. 
Dad, Malcolm and father close 

988
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,040
their eyes, open the mouths and 
then they suddenly have 

989
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,880
miraculously arrived in a new 
location. 

990
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:44,320
Yeah, although they've become 
separated and I think yes, 

991
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,080
Jack's on the other side of town
or something. 

992
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,040
What's the other way? 
Around, yeah, Jack, Jack has 

993
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:56,480
landed in a what looks like a an
art class where where they're 

994
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,440
painting, where somebody's like 
there's a life models posing or 

995
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,400
something. 
Always landed in the windmill 

996
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,920
maybe? 
This is like, yeah, so like this

997
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,120
nude tableau. 
There's just yeah. 

998
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,000
So I guess it's landed in the 
yeah. 

999
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,000
I was trying to think is it is 
this some sort of life drawing 

1000
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,080
or is it the the windmill? 
Might be the windmill. 

1001
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,840
No, it wouldn't be the windmill,
because they have they have to 

1002
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,640
pay to get in, wouldn't they? 
They're not going to dig. 

1003
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,560
Them but it's quite racy for 
because this film is it was a 

1004
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,600
bit unexpected to suddenly seen 
topless women. 

1005
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,880
There's like 5 of. 
Them well, I I'd when I first 

1006
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,120
watched it, I'd briefly taken my
eyes off the screen. 

1007
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,800
Can you believe it? 
I took my eyes off the screen. 

1008
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,520
My mates went well hey and I'd 
missed it because it was split 

1009
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:41,320
second. 
Serious film viewers, obviously.

1010
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,400
Yes, Malcolm, meanwhile, is 
watching dancers in a club and 

1011
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:48,960
there's this this dancer who he 
describes as a lovely Indian 

1012
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,600
girl, standing on nails and then
lying on nails. 

1013
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,920
Yeah. 
It's. 

1014
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,720
Quite a good act. 
I don't know how they do it. 

1015
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,680
Yeah, because then she gets him 
to come and stand on her while 

1016
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,880
she's lying on the nails. 
Yeah. 

1017
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:09,320
And but yeah, I love these 
glimpses into Soho nightlife, 

1018
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,960
like club nightlife, because 
you've got the dancers as well, 

1019
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,760
doing a little dance act before 
she comes on. 

1020
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,320
And they've just got a couple of
musicians and there's just a 

1021
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,960
drummer and a bongo player 
behind them providing the 

1022
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,560
accompaniment. 
It's very similar to the kind of

1023
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,120
Mondo documentaries that came 
out a couple of years later, 

1024
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,720
made by Compton. 
There's one called Primitive 

1025
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,520
London and another one called 
London in the Raw. 

1026
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,840
I've heard of those. 
Yeah, they're really interesting

1027
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,560
and they go into some of these 
clubs and film some of these 

1028
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,880
nightclub acts. 
One of them, it's funny, the old

1029
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,840
because I was watching the a lot
of these things around the same 

1030
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,320
time when I was doing a lot of 
this sort of early 60s London 

1031
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,680
stuff. 
So I was kept expecting to see 

1032
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,840
Lionel Blair in this film. 
I'd remembered Lionel Blair 

1033
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,440
turning up in this, but it's 
because we see him dancing in 

1034
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,920
one of those other ones, some 
other London nightclub, back in 

1035
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,320
the early 60s as my master 
general Lionel Blair. 

1036
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,160
Is. 
Did he turns up? 

1037
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,120
So he's not in this one. 
Did he talk Disappointed 

1038
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,720
Something? 
What's that film The Small World

1039
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,200
of Sammy Lee? 
Isn't that? 

1040
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,000
Yes, I think so, yeah. 
Yeah, but he's just a dancer in 

1041
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,960
one of those clubs in. 
It's either London in the raw or

1042
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,960
primitive London. 
But. 

1043
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:27,120
But this film kind of gives us a
glimpse of that before they did 

1044
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:33,000
those by going out into actual 
clubs and persuading A nightclub

1045
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,440
act to let them film it. 
You see though, yeah, but so 

1046
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,600
much of this film, when you see 
them in these clubs and whatnot,

1047
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,560
there's loads of particularly 
women just sitting around 

1048
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,560
looking bored. 
Yes. 

1049
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,520
So I think that was pretty 
standard. 

1050
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,040
Yeah, are. 
You, Russ Conway? 

1051
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,160
Are you David Jacobs? 
Now, wait a minute. 

1052
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,560
Be serious. 
I got a busy man on the line 

1053
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,840
here. 
Are you Russ Conway? 

1054
00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Yes. 
Wait a minute. 

1055
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,400
Wait a minute. 
You start out here. 

1056
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,240
Well, tell me to play the piano.
Anything for peace and quiet. 

1057
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:06,840
Yes. 
OK. 

1058
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,720
Excuse me please. 
Mr. Conway, I can't stand women 

1059
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,080
screaming. 
Now, would you like to play the 

1060
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,040
piano for us? 
Yeah, sure. 

1061
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,280
Good. 
Let's go this way there. 

1062
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:21,240
Malcolm goes to the barn and 
bumps into Glenn Mason and and 

1063
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,760
also Russ Conway. 
Yes. 

1064
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,320
And he's he's someone that I was
aware of, of course. 

1065
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,040
And I love side saddle, one of 
his tunes brilliant. 

1066
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,440
And and he asked Malcolm if he's
David Jacobs. 

1067
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,320
And when the rest of the women 
in the bar hear that it's Russ 

1068
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,240
Conway, they scream and swoon 
and throw themselves at him. 

1069
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,320
Yeah. 
But this gives him. 

1070
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,840
Is this his cue to go to the 
piano and play for a bit? 

1071
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,080
Where the piano is this? 
The wall behind him is just 

1072
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:18,480
plastered with old posters. 
Build posters. 

1073
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,720
Well, I think they're probably 
not even old. 

1074
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:21,760
They look like they're for 
current. 

1075
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,520
Oh, they're probably. 
And I was, I was mesmerized. 

1076
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,560
I was intrigued by one poster. 
It was right behind him. 

1077
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,560
And the artist that it was 
advertising was 1 Armando 

1078
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:38,360
Orifice. 
Wow. 

1079
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,840
Now, if your surname, sorry if 
because I'm it sounds like a 

1080
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,760
stage name. 
If your stage name was very, 

1081
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,200
very close to the word orifice, 
you'd change it, wouldn't you? 

1082
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,080
Unless, you know, it was a 
novelty act. 

1083
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,000
Maybe. 
Did you notice? 

1084
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,080
Did you notice there's a poster 
next to that one for an act for 

1085
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,760
a show called Sexorama? 
That's the one that I that's the

1086
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,360
one I spotted. 
I was too busy looking at 

1087
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,640
Armando Horofish. 
You know the story about Russ 

1088
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:17,600
Conway in his later years when 
he was, he was, he used to 

1089
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,120
pretend to be his agent. 
By the time we get to the 

1090
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:24,760
whatever, 80s or whatever, he 
doesn't have an agent anymore, 

1091
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:29,560
but he pretends that he does. 
And so if you wanted to book him

1092
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,200
for something, you'd have to 
bring his house. 

1093
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:37,600
And Russ would answer the phone 
and say hello and the person 

1094
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,600
would say, oh, could we speak to
Russ Conway? 

1095
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,920
We'd like to book him for 
whatever. 

1096
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,640
And he'd say, yes, I'm his 
agent, let me go and get some 

1097
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,840
for you. 
And then he'd put the, you could

1098
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,560
hear him put the phone down and 
shout, Russ, there's someone on 

1099
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,240
the phone for you, It's a 
booking. 

1100
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,440
And then he'd wait a couple of 
moments and then pick up the 

1101
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,920
phone and say Russ speaking. 
So are people supposed to 

1102
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,200
imagine that his agent just 
lived in his house? 

1103
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:06,240
Or that that Ross was always in 
his agent's office waiting for 

1104
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,360
his next job. 
And they and they had the same 

1105
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,800
voice. 
Yeah. 

1106
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,640
Fabulous. 
But while Russ is doing this, 

1107
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,320
playing this song, this tune, 
you see women tapping their 

1108
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,680
feet, and that's about as 
visually arresting an image. 

1109
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,960
Yeah, there is one woman that he
keeps cutting to. 

1110
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,760
Who is dancing? 
I think maybe she's one of the 

1111
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:31,600
dancers maybe that he's picked 
up along the way filming in 

1112
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,960
these different clubs because 
she gets a lot of close-ups. 

1113
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,640
Yeah, maybe she was the 
girlfriend of Winner at the time

1114
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,640
or something. 
Yeah. 

1115
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,520
And then Malcolm and Jack are 
reunited. 

1116
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,240
Glen's there on the phone to his
mum and they tap him up to pay 

1117
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,960
their bar tab and there's some. 
Really. 

1118
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,640
Oh no, they've gone to a 
restaurant, haven't they? 

1119
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,200
They say they're going to go and
get dinner. 

1120
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,880
Oh yeah. 
They're going to, they're going 

1121
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:58,320
to sneak out without paying and 
that's when they run into Glenn 

1122
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,320
Mason again. 
It's quite, it's quite funny. 

1123
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,320
He's on the phone to his mum. 
He's like, it's 4:30, when are 

1124
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,440
you coming home? 
I thought that was quite. 

1125
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,800
Funny. 
Do you know what it's it's that 

1126
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,040
bit as well. 
The only time I laughed out loud

1127
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:14,520
in this film was when during the
sequence when the the restaurant

1128
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:19,680
manager comes up to Jack Jackson
and Malcolm and says something 

1129
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,640
like do come again when we're 
closed. 

1130
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,120
Yeah, yeah. 
Because there's a whole bit of 

1131
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,080
shtick about them paying the 
bill. 

1132
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,080
And so, yeah, Jack says to his 
son, lend us some money. 

1133
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,600
And then he turns to Glenn 
Mason, lend me some money. 

1134
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,280
Glenn Mason does to the waiter. 
He says, lend me some money. 

1135
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,800
So he does. 
So it goes all the way back 

1136
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,280
round again. 
And then they pay the bill with 

1137
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,680
the money that the waiter just 
gave them. 

1138
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,840
Yeah, Yeah. 
Which you know, is a bit late. 

1139
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,760
You were paying attention. 
Clearly I wasn't. 

1140
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,720
Yeah, it's. 
Kind of funny. 

1141
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,640
We have the kitchen scene, which
is. 

1142
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,280
Oh yeah, really random. 
Yeah. 

1143
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,360
And that's presumably just 
because Glenn Mason had a song 

1144
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,960
about cooking. 
He did? 

1145
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,720
What was it called? 
What's cooking, baby? 

1146
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,040
Yeah. 
And they're talking about. 

1147
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,240
They've got some more windmill 
dancers in here. 

1148
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,000
Yeah. 
To do some dancing for them 

1149
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,800
while he sings his song. 
And Jack is going to demonstrate

1150
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,560
how to cook eggs, but then 
doesn't bother. 

1151
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,640
That's where we we get some more
clunky ADR. 

1152
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,920
Yeah, I think one of the 
starlets or dancers says this 

1153
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,960
egg's burnt. 
And Jack says, well, rub some 

1154
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,880
sun cream in it. 
That joke was really workshops 

1155
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,440
as well probably. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1156
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:37,160
I mean, one of the problems with
this film for for the two 

1157
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:40,800
presenters is that they have to 
spend a lot of time just 

1158
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,560
standing around watching people 
singing. 

1159
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,840
Yeah. 
Like the bit with the bit 

1160
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,560
earlier on with George Calypso 
Brown, they're just standing in 

1161
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,320
the corner watching him. 
And then there are two girls 

1162
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,240
that are sitting there and they 
end up calling these girls over.

1163
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:58,760
And it's a bit, you know, 
because Jack Mason's 55 and 

1164
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,440
these girls look like they're 
about 15. 

1165
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,160
In fact, I think there's a joke.
Did you notice? 

1166
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:07,200
He said Jack Jackson says 
something about I'll see you 

1167
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,280
again. 
And then he says to the camera 

1168
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:14,320
in two years, Oh, well, not 
which I read as a when you're, 

1169
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,880
when you're league, when you're 
legal. 

1170
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,760
Oh. 
Dear, his son's there as well. 

1171
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,960
With his son, yeah. 
Jack. 

1172
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,800
I don't know, maybe I'm 
misreading that. 

1173
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:29,960
But, you know, just knowing what
we know now about the BBC, it 

1174
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,400
wouldn't surprise me. 
But then, yeah, Well, so later 

1175
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,880
on in this kitchen scene, 
they're basically just having to

1176
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,880
sort of stand around and watch 
him sing a whole. 

1177
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,240
Song Well, Glenn Mason does 
sing. 

1178
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,880
Yeah, he sings What's Cooking, 
Baby? 

1179
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:46,000
And he sounds a bit like one of 
those club singers that Victoria

1180
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,720
and Bob used to do. 
Yes, and they boot, they they 

1181
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,480
boot him off for half the song 
because they just focus on the 

1182
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,280
dancers. 
He's not even on screen half of 

1183
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,880
it. 
Poor Glenn. 

1184
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:08,600
Hey, what's cooking, baby? 
With his love of art in our love

1185
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,200
affair, there's nothing but in 
Broussard. 

1186
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:17,240
I'm always hanging around the 
telephone, but anytime I call, 

1187
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:19,800
you're never at home. 
What's cooking, baby? 

1188
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,680
We then get a proper star. 
No disrespect to Glenn Mason, 

1189
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:30,160
but Craig Douglas. 
The conceit is that he's working

1190
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,600
as a dishwasher in the 
restaurant and he's singing a 

1191
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,320
song in the almost empty 
restaurant bar. 

1192
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:41,000
And he was 18, believe it or 
not. 

1193
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,160
Wow. 
And he? 

1194
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:44,920
Well, they all looked older in 
those days. 

1195
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,120
Yeah, yeah. 
They've been smoking since they 

1196
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:50,160
were 12. 
Yes, we spoke about Craig. 

1197
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:54,840
And eating lard. 
Eating lard yes and not going 

1198
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:59,560
out into the sunshine or 
anything like that so we talked 

1199
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:03,160
about Craig Douglas when we 
talked about it's tried dad but 

1200
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:04,840
he. 
Yes. 

1201
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,400
Was he the he was the the male 
star, right? 

1202
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,960
Yeah, it was him, him and 
whatever age she would have been

1203
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:17,760
15 year old Helen Shapiro. 
But he he was interviewed by 

1204
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:22,359
Disc magazine about this film. 
OK Oh by the way I want to thank

1205
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:27,520
Paul Abbott, friend of the show 
and also Co host of big Beatles 

1206
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:32,720
sort out who has access to disc 
magazine archives and whatnot, 

1207
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,560
music papers. 
And he sent me a bunch of stuff 

1208
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:39,200
including this interview. 
It wasn't much that he didn't 

1209
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:43,319
say very much but he did say it 
was quite, quite interesting. 

1210
01:08:43,319 --> 01:08:47,040
This because I don't believe a 
word of it, but I do believe 

1211
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,920
this bit. 
He said about 5 minutes before I

1212
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,920
was due to do my bit, I was 
handed a script. 

1213
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,279
This is what you've got to say 
they told me. 

1214
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,439
I don't know how I remembered 
it, in fact I didn't. 

1215
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:59,560
I made it up as I went along, 
more or less, but the director 

1216
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,680
seemed very pleased with me. 
So I believe that. 

1217
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:08,479
What I don't believe is what he 
he said he describes himself as 

1218
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,040
no Marlon Brando, right? 
OK, well that's fine. 

1219
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,800
But then he said he had to 
because he sings 2 songs in this

1220
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,920
film and he said he had to 
perform both of them about 50 

1221
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,520
times for various camera shots 
and angles. 

1222
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:24,720
Wow, now clearly that footage 
got lost in a fire. 

1223
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,760
Well, if that's true, then I 
think we have to reassess 

1224
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,359
Michael Winner as a serious 
auteur. 

1225
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,279
Really. 
Yeah, but none of that got used 

1226
01:09:35,279 --> 01:09:39,000
in the edit. 
That's where did all that go? 

1227
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,200
Because it's there's not 50 
different angles of him in this 

1228
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,279
film by any stretch. 
Well, the damn thing, I would 

1229
01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:51,520
say. 
Because he he goes into the 

1230
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,240
restaurant itself and sings, 
doesn't he? 

1231
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:59,400
For the diners. 
And the Evening Standard on the 

1232
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:06,240
20th of November 1959 includes 
the little piece about Miss 

1233
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:10,440
Camilla Jessel. 
Have you heard of Camilla 

1234
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,400
Jessel? 
I don't think so. 

1235
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:16,560
OK, so this piece in the Evening
Standard from N59 it reads Lord 

1236
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,880
Jessel's daughter Miss Camilla 
Jessel has played her first film

1237
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,240
role. 
It is a short feature with the 

1238
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:25,240
tentative title Climb Up the 
Wall. 

1239
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:29,280
The charming Miss Jessel has a 
bit part in a sequence at a 

1240
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,840
Mayfair restaurant. 
It requires patience rather than

1241
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:36,520
acting ability, she says. 
I had to sit at a table in the 

1242
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,200
evening, dress for about four 
hours. 

1243
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,440
They gave us champagne 
substitute made of ginger beer 

1244
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:44,920
and soda water. 
The star, Craig Douglas, sang 

1245
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:48,680
several times. 
So, right, fair enough. 

1246
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:52,320
Several isn't 50, but you know. 
But it I mean, it does sound 

1247
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:53,760
like they're making a real film.
Doesn't. 

1248
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:57,920
It it does, and it also says how
much she was paid to sit there 

1249
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:02,040
for four hours. 
OK, £3.10 shillings, which is 

1250
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:05,640
the equivalent of about £71 in 
today's money. 

1251
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,480
Fair enough. 
I'm sure she didn't need the 

1252
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,800
money though. 
Lord. 

1253
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,880
Lord Jesse's daughter. 
That's interesting. 

1254
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,520
It's also just worth noting that
both Craig Douglas and Glenn 

1255
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:23,920
Mason tried to compete for the 
UK in Eurovision around this 

1256
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,000
time. 
They both entered themselves but

1257
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,480
didn't get selected. 
Yeah, there is footage. 

1258
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:33,360
Like I like to get Eurovision 
facts wherever I can. 

1259
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,120
Yeah, I think I mentioned on the
It's Trap Dead episode as well, 

1260
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,480
there is footage on YouTube of 
Craig Douglas in his later 

1261
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:41,720
years. 
So he may still be with us. 

1262
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:45,640
Actually, I'm not sure, maybe 
not, but in in sometime in the 

1263
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:51,200
sort of 20 tens, he was filmed 
recording a cover version of 

1264
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,200
Ready Heads Creep, which you 
believe. 

1265
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,720
Cool. 
Yeah, no, he he is still with 

1266
01:11:58,760 --> 01:11:59,360
us. 
I just. 

1267
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:03,280
He is right. 
Oh, I could have tried to get 

1268
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:06,040
him on the show. 
Asking for his time. 

1269
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,640
Anyway, somehow or other we we 
end up back at the Jackson 

1270
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,480
family home. 
They get into the car again and 

1271
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:16,880
and briefly emerges as sort of 
an Arab garb and then and then 

1272
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:20,040
back in the normal clothes. 
Some gags about having lots of 

1273
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:24,800
wives. 
That's right, yeah, one of them 

1274
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,040
says. 
We've been out all nights, we've

1275
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,840
spent all trying to reproduce 
something that the machine can 

1276
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,320
do better, and that's where we 
get cherry on the organ. 

1277
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:37,320
Enjoying yourself? 
Who whose band is so good that 

1278
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,600
it blows up the machine? 
Which I guess is kind of a 

1279
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,880
spoiler if you do want to watch 
this all the way to the end. 

1280
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,880
Most most of the band does look 
like your dad's mates from the 

1281
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,880
Legion. 
You know the the they all look 

1282
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:52,720
quite of advanced age. 
Another. 

1283
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:58,240
Yeah, I'm assuming that is the 
Lord Rockingham's 11 and plus a 

1284
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,760
couple of extra dance. 
Maybe, yeah, maybe. 

1285
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,760
But who knows? 
Quick glimpse to seek him again.

1286
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,040
We get these little very quick. 
Yeah. 

1287
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:10,360
Clips, don't we? 
And like you say, the machine 

1288
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:13,360
overheats and it blows up. 
And then the film closes with 

1289
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,640
with Jack and and Malcolm as 
angels playing us out on their 

1290
01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:21,120
trumpets. 
Oh yeah, doing a kind of weird 

1291
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:26,960
trumpet dance that doesn't 
appear to mean anything or make 

1292
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,360
any difference to how they say. 
No, no. 

1293
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:32,720
So that focuses the film. 
So yeah. 

1294
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,040
And all of that in only 63 
minutes. 

1295
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,760
Yeah. 
That's a lot of entertainment 

1296
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:42,480
packed into a second feature, I 
think. 

1297
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:45,680
Well, either this this could 
have been the first feature. 

1298
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,240
It was on a double bill. 
Anyway, I looked it up to see 

1299
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:51,520
what it came out with and it was
on a double bill with a film 

1300
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:57,560
called Khyber Patrol, which was 
a 1954 American adventure film, 

1301
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,120
right? 
So starring Rock Hudson. 

1302
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:04,600
Right, OK. 
So what a what a odd double 

1303
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:08,920
bill. 
Yeah, I read a few contemporary 

1304
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,280
reviews. 
There weren't that many. 

1305
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,520
One quite sympathetic review 
described it as just the thing 

1306
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,800
for the espresso coffee bar 
trade. 

1307
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,840
Yeah, I mean, I suppose because 
this is around the same time 

1308
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,480
again, we've got starting to get
these films coming out and we 

1309
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:31,280
like Beat Girl and Espresso 
Bongo and is it the Tommy Steele

1310
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,520
story, all that kind of stuff. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1311
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:35,640
These these are what the kids 
are into. 

1312
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,560
Well, it's because they had 
nothing better until The Beatles

1313
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,840
came along. 
Exactly. 

1314
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:44,880
They were just killing time. 
Yeah, the the Monthly Film 

1315
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:49,680
Bulletin called it surrealist, 
which is perhaps quite generous.

1316
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:53,760
I would have said so. 
But also poverty stricken. 

1317
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,840
I've read, yeah, I've read. 1 
review described it as the 

1318
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,240
craziest, happiest, zingiest 
film ever made. 

1319
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:04,760
I think Michael Winner probably 
wrote that. 

1320
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:08,880
Yes, very possibly. 
And there's one in Kinematograph

1321
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:13,000
Weekly which was aimed at film 
industry people rather than the 

1322
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000
public. 
So this would have been read by 

1323
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:18,240
cinema owners trying to decide 
whether to take it or not. 

1324
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:22,400
And it says in here that it's 
got the the lunatic 

1325
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:26,200
conglomeration given an adequate
backdrop. 

1326
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:28,720
I think they mean like the sort 
of posters and stuff in the 

1327
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:32,080
lobby should score, particularly
with teenagers. 

1328
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,840
Good British star, novelty 
attraction. 

1329
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,440
They were quite positive about 
it. 

1330
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:40,240
I'm not sure who the stars are, 
particularly because Jack 

1331
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:43,720
Jackson was obviously bigger 
than than we are probably giving

1332
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,320
him credit for now. 
So people would have been keen 

1333
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,160
to see him. 
Partic particularly because he 

1334
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:51,200
was famous for radio. 
So it would have been a bit of a

1335
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,360
novelty to people to see what 
he, you know, it'd be like. 

1336
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,960
It would have been like if in 
1985 Terry Wogan had made a 

1337
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:04,640
movie featuring five star and I 
don't know, Kajagugu like. 

1338
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:08,240
It's sort. 
Of similar, yeah, it's a kind of

1339
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:11,240
similar thing, I suppose. 
Mind you, I would watch that 

1340
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:15,520
film too. 
I'd love to see a a a narrative 

1341
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:19,560
film with Terry Logan. 
Except he'd do the the floral 

1342
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,880
dance, wouldn't he? 
Of course, we'd expect nothing 

1343
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,200
less. 
The trouble is a film like that 

1344
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:29,520
in the in the 80s or even the 
70s would have had DJs in it. 

1345
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:33,480
That or or musical acts that 
would mean we couldn't watch it.

1346
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:38,800
Now, yes, almost certainly, 
sadly, I looked at Michael 

1347
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:45,520
Winner's filmography and so this
was his first kind of feature 

1348
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:49,040
length film. 
Not quite feature length, but 

1349
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:52,160
more or less. 
I looked at films of his that 

1350
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:53,720
I've seen. 
All right. 

1351
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,640
It's surprising isn't it? 
He's we think of him as just 

1352
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:00,320
like 3 or 4 films, but actually 
he's got quite a long, there's 

1353
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,840
loads I haven't seen. 
Well, I've I've seen very few. 

1354
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,840
I've seen the call Mercado. 
I've seen the the mechanic which

1355
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:10,840
is Charles Bronson. 
That's the first 15 minutes of 

1356
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:14,600
the mechanic is brilliant. 
Well, it's it's good and the 

1357
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:18,440
rest is terrible. 
Death Wish I have seen. 

1358
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,840
Death wish two I've seen because
I remember there was a death 

1359
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,920
wish season on Channel 4 or 
something about 20 years ago or 

1360
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,200
more. 
And I've seen appointment with 

1361
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,480
Death, which is is Poirot, who's
Peter Yusenov? 

1362
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,760
Poirot. 
And I've seen Bullseye. 

1363
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:37,760
Of course I haven't seen this 
sounds intriguing. 

1364
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:43,560
Dirty Weekend from 1993. 
Me neither, but I have seen 

1365
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:48,320
Parting Shots, his last film, 
which is it's it's almost like a

1366
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,720
work of art. 
Is it? 

1367
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,080
It's incredible. 
He's got the most amazing cast, 

1368
01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:57,560
people who've won Oscars, but he
makes them come across as the 

1369
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,840
worst actors you've ever seen. 
Like he makes Diana Rigg look 

1370
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,000
like she can't. 
Oh dear. 

1371
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,120
It's it's incredible how you 
direct. 

1372
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,760
Might have to watch that. 
Sure it's. 

1373
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,840
Free on Amazon Prime, Prime 
Video. 

1374
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:12,440
And it stars Chris Rea, who was 
not an actor. 

1375
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:17,160
Oh my God. 
And but there's loads of cameos 

1376
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,520
from. 
It's basically just getting in 

1377
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:22,480
all his. 
Yeah, what it's got Oliver Reed,

1378
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:27,400
Peter Davison turns up, Ben 
Kingsley, Bob Hoskins, Joanna 

1379
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:30,800
Lumley. 
John Cleese is in there. 

1380
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:34,080
And then his girlfriend is 
Felicity Kendall. 

1381
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:39,200
And it's an incredible film. 
Honestly, anyone listening who 

1382
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,280
hasn't seen Parting Shots is 
well worth it. 

1383
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:44,040
It's one of those films that is 
probably best watched with 

1384
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:45,360
friends. 
I would say. 

1385
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,240
Because you won't be able to 
believe. 

1386
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,480
What we're seeing that's I'm 
going to make a note of that for

1387
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,640
Yeah. 
Yeah, but another one of his 

1388
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,720
films, there's a more serious 
vein where you actually, because

1389
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,360
he could be a good director, 
could he? 

1390
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,840
And I think this, I think The 
Sentinel is really good. 

1391
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:06,160
That was his sort of kind of 
Exorcist Omen type horror movie 

1392
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,000
made in the 70s. 
And that's genuinely really 

1393
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,040
good. 
I think The Sentinel It's got an

1394
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:14,840
astonishing finale that is quite
controversial. 

1395
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:21,680
Let's say it also features the 
mum from the National Lampoon, 

1396
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,600
Christmas Vacation Films, 
Beverley to. 

1397
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:27,520
Angel in. 
Quite a saucy role. 

1398
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,200
So yeah, that's actually really.
Selling it to me. 

1399
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,840
And also the Night Comers I 
thought was very good, which is 

1400
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:41,760
his prequel to The Innocence. 
So that's one's quite different.

1401
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,160
It's got Marlon Brando in it, 
and this is, yeah, like the 

1402
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:46,960
innocence, the turn of the 
screw. 

1403
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:51,200
Yeah, but there's films like 
Wonton Ton The Dog Who Saved 

1404
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,920
Hollywood. 
I know, right? 

1405
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:54,400
Yeah. 
I don't think I've ever watched 

1406
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:58,360
that one, sadly. 
And of course we can't, we 

1407
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,480
cannot forget his possibly his 
finest work. 

1408
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:05,120
Those eshore ads he made? 
Heavens, I forgot to renew the 

1409
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:08,200
car insurance last. 
Telephone the broker at once. 

1410
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:11,600
Telephone, dear. 
We're not in the dark ages. 

1411
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:15,800
This is a job for Mr. Mouse. 
By going online to eshore.com, 

1412
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:19,120
the mouse cuts out the middle 
man and could save us a tidy 

1413
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,120
sum. 
What a clever little mouse. 

1414
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:25,480
I bought him some cheese. 
Calm down dear, it's not a real.

1415
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,400
Mouse. 
Oh, I think he's asleep. 

1416
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,080
esure.com. 
Great. 

1417
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,280
Value car insurance at the click
of a mouse. 

1418
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,880
But yeah, he definitely had 
talent. 

1419
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:39,600
It's not necessarily evident in 
Climb Up the Wall, but he when 

1420
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:41,480
he wanted to be good, he could 
be good. 

1421
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,160
I did have a ticket to go and 
see him doing it. 

1422
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:48,440
He was going to do an event at 
the Cinema Museum years ago and 

1423
01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:50,560
I was excited. 
I was going to go and go and see

1424
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,200
this Q&A with him. 
And then he died. 

1425
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,640
I know. 
So that didn't happen. 

1426
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:56,280
Yeah. 
And it was tragic for me, 

1427
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,800
obviously. 
You're the real victim here, 

1428
01:20:58,800 --> 01:20:59,160
aren't you? 
It's. 

1429
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,680
Terrible. 
OK. 

1430
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:06,000
So have you got anything else 
you want to say about this 

1431
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,760
before we wrap up? 
Well, I mean, obviously I've, 

1432
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:13,760
I've been wanging on about the 
fancies for years and years, but

1433
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,280
I just think that there there's 
so many different elements to 

1434
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:20,120
them as a family and the 
companies that they had and the 

1435
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:24,560
films that they made, the legal 
issues that they got into, they 

1436
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:28,760
were court cases and EJ Fancy 
was in prison at one point. 

1437
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:32,080
Like there's a lot of 
interesting stuff in that family

1438
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:35,720
that maybe I will write up 
properly one day rather than it 

1439
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,800
just sitting in my thesis that 
no one ever reads. 

1440
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,600
But yeah, so this is a good 
example of I think it's it's not

1441
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,280
necessarily the only kind of 
film that they made, but it's a 

1442
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:50,040
good example of what they would 
rush out to try and capitalise 

1443
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:54,440
on a on a trend, but just on 
like lots of other people would 

1444
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:56,680
have been doing, but just on a 
really, really, really low 

1445
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,720
budget. 
And and that obviously does 

1446
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,560
show, I know we've probably made
this film sound quite painful, 

1447
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:08,200
but there it has got historical 
interest for sure. 

1448
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:11,280
I would say for that, that you 
talk about this a lot on Goon 

1449
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,840
Pod because, you know, Goon Pod 
is secretly a Beatles podcast 

1450
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:19,400
because everyone knows so 
revealed not see the secret is 

1451
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,960
out. 
So climb up the wall is just 

1452
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,400
another one of those. 
It's another part of that 

1453
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:27,320
picture, isn't it, of what was 
going on in the the late 50s, 

1454
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:29,320
because this would have been 
shot in 1959. 

1455
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:37,040
So where where British popular 
culture was at and what why 

1456
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,920
things needed to change when 
they did. 

1457
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,000
And so it's it's you know, it's 
interesting for that. 

1458
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,240
I mean, of course, we mentioned 
Craig Douglas. 

1459
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:49,960
He sang on the bill. 
He was the top of the bill when 

1460
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:55,240
The Beatles supported him in 
like 196263, whenever that was. 

1461
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:59,320
And of course, you know, his 
career came to an abrupt halt 

1462
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,680
once people started buying their
records instead of his. 

1463
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:07,120
So this is a great film for 
looking at that as a that sort 

1464
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:10,200
of turning point into much 
better things. 

1465
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,400
Yeah. 
And this film, this would have 

1466
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:17,760
been filmed November, possibly 
December 1959, as, as you say, 

1467
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,320
which was just around the time 
that the Goon Show was ending. 

1468
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,480
That's true. 
That came to an end in January 

1469
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,040
1960, didn't it? 
So. 

1470
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,440
So in some ways this film is a 
tribute to. 

1471
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:36,040
Yes, well, Sellers was was hot 
stuff because he'd won the BAFTA

1472
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:39,800
for I'm All Right Jack, around 
the time that this comes out. 

1473
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,440
Yeah. 
Do you think he would have been 

1474
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,520
annoyed because he probably 
didn't get any? 

1475
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,680
Oh, he would have been. 
He would. 

1476
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,800
Have been furious but. 
There would have been no 

1477
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:49,240
royalties for any of them for 
the footage that they use in 

1478
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:50,200
this I. 
Wouldn't have? 

1479
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,840
No, no. 
I'm sure EJ would have had some 

1480
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:56,600
clause in the contract when they
made down among the Z men so 

1481
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,200
that oh you reckon they didn't 
they didn't earn anything. 

1482
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:01,920
Absolutely. 
But yeah, I bet if Sal is even 

1483
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,760
new but he probably wouldn't 
have been aware of it but. 

1484
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:09,680
I mean, I'd love to know. 
It's an interesting little what 

1485
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:11,080
if? 
What would Sellers have said 

1486
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:11,880
about the film? 
What? 

1487
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:13,120
Because we know what he was 
like. 

1488
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,040
He would have, depending on his 
mood, he would have tried to 

1489
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:19,560
engage the greatest lawyers in 
the land to try and block it's 

1490
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:22,320
release. 
But or or like you say, it just 

1491
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:25,360
passed them by completely. 
Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine 

1492
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:30,120
this stuck around for very long.
No, I mean, this double bill 

1493
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,840
that I found in the paper was a 
list. 

1494
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:37,880
This was listed October 1960, so
this is around the same time the

1495
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:41,920
Psycho came out. 
So I can't imagine cinemas kept 

1496
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:45,360
this one going for long, because
also it's not only music was 

1497
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:48,840
about to change, but cinema was 
about to change considerably. 

1498
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:54,720
And crappy films like this, 
we're not going to really stick 

1499
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,720
around for much longer when 
quality films like Psycho 

1500
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,040
suddenly. 
Indeed. 

1501
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:03,400
Changing cinema forever as well.
And and colour was becoming more

1502
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:07,000
and more prevalent as well. 
I was thinking that while I was 

1503
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,960
watching this. 
It's sometimes easy to forget, 

1504
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:13,400
isn't it, that if you'd have 
been in the room when they were 

1505
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,800
filming this, that would all 
have been in colour? 

1506
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,520
Like it's only the film stock 
that was black and white. 

1507
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,880
I was sort of thinking, wonder 
what colour clothes those guys 

1508
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:24,360
were actually wearing. 
What colour was his cardigan? 

1509
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:26,240
I mean, it was probably brown, 
let's be honest. 

1510
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:30,280
But you know, I bet some of the 
other artists had quite, 

1511
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:34,280
especially Cherry Wayner that 
was, that was probably quite 

1512
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,880
colourful. 
Like it's easy to forget, isn't 

1513
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,840
it, because everything is so 
black and white in these these 

1514
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,000
old cheap films of that period. 
But yeah, it was all changing. 

1515
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:48,000
And this is a great example of 
of how that was all happening in

1516
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:52,360
front of our eyes almost. 
Yeah, Adam, anyway, I'm so 

1517
01:25:53,200 --> 01:26:00,040
indebted to you for coming to 
the show with this film because.

1518
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:02,760
It's, I suppose it just goes to 
show, doesn't it, that no matter

1519
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,920
how obscure something is you 
want to talk about, you'll find 

1520
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:07,400
somebody, yeah, who can talk 
about it. 

1521
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,800
Yeah, it's and it is, it's, it's
not an important, well, it's, 

1522
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:16,040
it's not an important film, but 
it is, it does represent a 

1523
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:19,080
moment in time like you're 
saying that the old order is 

1524
01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:21,760
about to change and be swept 
away. 

1525
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:25,920
And yeah, and obviously it's got
the got the Goon connection, 

1526
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:30,760
albeit unwittingly, yeah, 
without permission. 

1527
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,600
Yeah. 
So Adrian, thank. 

1528
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,600
Thank you again for that. 
So what are you up to at the 

1529
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,680
moment? 
Because if you're doing any DVD 

1530
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,480
commentaries or. 
Podcasting. 

1531
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:44,760
I've yeah. 
So I've in the last two months 

1532
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:46,800
I've produced 2 new 
commentaries, right? 

1533
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:51,440
I don't think either of them 
have been announced yet. 

1534
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:55,000
One of them has, there's an 
Italian film coming out called 

1535
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:59,440
So Young, So Lovely, So Vicious.
I think it's called. 

1536
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:03,320
I always forget the title. 
It's an Italian kind of 

1537
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:06,440
psychodrama. 
And there's another one which 

1538
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:10,600
hasn't been announced yet, but I
like early late last year, I had

1539
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:14,480
another couple come out. 
So I had a booklet in Troll 2, 

1540
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,480
the 4K of that, which came out 
in America. 

1541
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:22,480
And my podcast, Wild, Wild 
Podcast is still going. 

1542
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:25,000
Yeah, there's always something 
on the go. 

1543
01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,920
I mean, the main thing for me at
the moment is that I'm going 

1544
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:33,360
back to China next week. 
So my my new job is keeping me 

1545
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:36,760
incredibly busy. 
I started a new job last 

1546
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:41,080
September and I work in China 
now, so. 

1547
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:45,720
To do with to do with film. 
I'm I'm still teaching. 

1548
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,160
So I used to teach at Sussex 
University. 

1549
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:51,560
I think when we last recorded a 
year ago when we did the 

1550
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:54,840
Running, Jumping, Standing still
film, I was recording from one 

1551
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:59,560
of my classrooms and, but I've 
since started a new job, which 

1552
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,360
is quite complicated. 
I won't bore you all with the 

1553
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:04,880
details, but basically I work 
for a British university, but 

1554
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:10,280
all of my teaching is on a 
university campus in Beijing, so

1555
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:13,800
I will be spending three months 
in in Beijing. 

1556
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,480
Very good. 
Yeah, so I'm glad we just 

1557
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:19,520
managed to fit this in before I 
have to knuckle down and start 

1558
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,000
packing. 
Absolutely, absolutely. 

1559
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,280
So all the all the very best 
with that and. 

1560
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,000
Thank you. 
And I'd just like to thank you 

1561
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:31,680
again for on behalf of all the 
Goon Pod listeners because I, I 

1562
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:34,000
am a listener more than a 
contributor obviously. 

1563
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:39,720
And I just I really look forward
to your podcast as I'm sure many

1564
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,120
of all of us they're listening 
to. 

1565
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:47,240
And it's so good to have this 
focused somewhere to talk about 

1566
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:50,680
British comedy. 
But you've managed to to do so 

1567
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,800
well by bringing in everything 
that's goon connected in some 

1568
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:57,520
way and all the different people
that you've all the real like 

1569
01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:00,880
exciting people that you've had 
on here as, as well as people 

1570
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:05,520
like me and, and even my my late
grandfather you talked to. 

1571
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:11,360
And so, you know, goon pod is 
it's a great resource and a 

1572
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:14,000
great piece of entertainment and
it's always interesting. 

1573
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:17,160
So, you know, thank you for what
you're doing. 

1574
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:18,680
Oh, I'm blushing. 
Thank you. 

1575
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:24,200
Thanks again to Adrian. 
So thank you for listening. 

1576
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:27,280
And next week, as I said before,
at the top of the show, we will 

1577
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,880
be discussing an actual goon 
show. 

1578
01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:34,520
So that will keep Tony happy. 
Please rate and review in the 

1579
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:39,440
usual places, Spotify, Apple 
Podcasts and the like. 

1580
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:44,080
And any comments, any feedback 
is gratefully received. 

1581
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,960
If it's, you know, if it's 
largely positive, I'll probably 

1582
01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:49,840
read it out on the show. 
In the meantime, thank you for 

1583
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:52,200
listening. 
Until next time, bye. 

1584
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:59,280
It can't be. 
It's crazy, it's impossible. 

1585
01:29:59,400 --> 01:29:59,720
It's.
