A new era Dons In Britain, Prime Minister Keir Starmer took to
Parliament today, followed by his lovely dog to implement
rigorous 2T segregation laws across the country.
After mounting tension between different races and classes, the
white ugly straight working classes will now be subject to
strict segregation, while the diverse beautiful pansexual
chosen will enjoy refined privileges.
Bus stop queues will now be segregated with wugs, white ugly
straights forced to wait every four hours for a six person
horse and cart, while DBC's diverse beautiful chosen will be
able to board the latest motor vehicles every 5 minutes.
Public toilets have been a recent cultural flashpoint, now
radically simplified into two options, Trans or poles.
The trans will be a place for luxury bathroom with all mod
cons, while the poles will be 1 ramshackle Port Lou 10,000
people. If you're trans and poor, you go
in the woods. But will you make a sound for
the worst wags offenders, Those deranged mutants who still drink
tea and enjoy a roast dinner? They will be made into lifelong
serves for the DBCS until they learn their lesson.
Look at this lovely dog. These measures will be far
reaching in a door until the end of time.
Or when Elon Musk builds a man cave on Mars, whichever comes
first. Pathetic news unfortunately not
made up.