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What's up everybody? 
Welcome back to the Crown Cinema

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podcast. 
In this episode, we are 

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breaking. 
Down and literally just watched 

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Raiders of the Lost Ark. 
I thought we were going to say 

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Indiana Jones, Raiders of the 
Lost Ark, so that wasn't. 

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Technically, the title is 
Raiders of the Lost. 

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Ark. 
I see that now. 

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I see that now. 
That's. 

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George Lucas does that. 
Like Star Wars was just Star 

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Wars when it first was released,
and then it was Star Wars A New 

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Hope. 
This is George Lucas. 

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I thought this was Steven 
Spielberg. 

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He directed it, but George Lucas
came up with the story. 

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Oh, OK. 
Way this movie got made is that 

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George Lucas used to have a 
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movie, he would fly to Hawaii to
get away from the noise of like,

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will it be a success? 
You know, will it not? 

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Is he going to flop? 
Is he going to make money? 

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So Spielberg started to join him
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And then so George Lucas had 
Star Wars coming out. 

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So they went to Hawaii with and 
Spielberg came along and you 

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know, George Lucas was stressed 
out and not sure what was going 

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to happen. 
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hit, they were like, Star Wars 
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right? 
So he's like, all right, cool. 

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Now I can start talking about 
other projects I want to do 

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because, you know, the stress of
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It's it's a success. 
So let's move on to the next 

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project. 
And Spielberg was telling George

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Lucas that I want to make a 
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And George Lucas said, well, I 
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and showed him and told him 
about about Indiana Jones and 

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the Raiders of the Lost Ark in 
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And so Spielberg heard it and 
was like, damn, let's do it. 

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Like I'm down to make it. 
And then they went on and did 

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it. 
They did it together. 

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Yeah, George Lucas said the 
story they hired, I think the 

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same guy that writes a lot of 
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finished off this movie because 
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at coming up with the idea of 
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And then he hires a really good 
tree rider to write the movie 

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for him. 
OK, OK. 

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And then Spielberg directed it. 
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That's how this movie got made. 
Yeah, because Spielberg, I mean,

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dude, I legend, legend in the 
game right there. 

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It's insane how many hits it 
has. 

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Yeah, like you. 
Go back and look at his resume. 

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You're like bro it's like it's 
insane that he's still relevant.

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He's done it for like 50 years. 
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So I mean, we were. 
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So we were just involved in 
South by Southwest in multiple 

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different ways, but Spielberg 
just ended up like kind of 

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popping in out of nowhere, like 
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Gave a speech. 
And he like, he pretty much sold

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out like immediately. 
What? 

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What do you mean? 
Well, no, not him. 

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He didn't like so no, he didn't 
like so. 

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So I just mean, like when 
everybody heard that Spielberg 

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was coming, like immediately, 
like impossible pretty much to 

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get a spot to go see him speak. 
Yeah, I got, I got a 

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reservation. 
I got to watch him speak talk 

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about aliens for like 30 minutes
straight. 

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That's what you want. 
That's what I would want. 

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No, I wanted to hear him talk 
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me the secrets bro. 
I have a podcast, I can bring up

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some of your points. 
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was saying about aliens, he was 
telling you everything you 

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needed to know about how to make
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Yeah, how to make a damn good 
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He's got 3 Alien movies, a new 
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Well, he's got 2 new ones 
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This list is crazy bro. 
Like Schindler's List, Jaws, 

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Jurassic Park, ETET, Ready 
Player One that. 

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Was really good Saving Private 
Ryan. 

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See that's. 
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Catch me if you can. 
Hamnet. 

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I think he probably produced it.
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This guy's nuts. 
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a producer on Hamnet, West Side 
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Minority Report. 
Back to the framers. 

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Is he Drake Gremlins? 
No way. 

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No Chris Columbus. 
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He just had something. 
I mean, but still this is it's. 

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One of those, yeah, like once 
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the game like that, and then you
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in all these different projects 
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Making money. 
It is crazy though I mean like I

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think Schindler's less Saving 
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Those are just extremely dark 
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movie. 
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Ryan probably like 3 years ago 
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The first time, no. 
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it. 
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watched it, it was really freaky
because I was like, damn, like, 

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that could have been me. 
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old as I am now, Yep, when this 
was happening, like that would 

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be me. 
Would have made a man out of 

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you. 
That's right. 

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Or a dead man. 
It was just tough. 

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And then obviously, like that 
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the beach of Normandy, you know,
the fact that like, people that 

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saw it in theaters that were in 
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well, we have to leave because 
this is literally what it 

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looked. 
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This isn't a movie. 
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Spielberg like being able to 
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also do like an ET or just like,
I don't know, kind of like 

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kiddish movies. 
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And then there's Raiders of the 
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And so I think most of this 
episode is going to be you 

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having to convince me that they 
they should honestly, they 

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should remake this movie. 
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They should do a better job of 
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like watching yesterday, it's 
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watched it. 
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what happened in the movie. 
Do you not like the silliness of

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it? 
I think I don't like the 

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silliness. 
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A kids movie bro it's PG. 
See, but that's crazy to me that

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this is a kids movie because 
this is this is a dark movie. 

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It's a scary movie. 
And I watched it with my 

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roommate and he was like dude 
when I was a kid and watch this 

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scared. 
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The scary one that's still PG is
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OK, Have you seen that one or do
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No, no, I I think I've seen this
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And then I saw the one with Shia
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And the one with Shia LaBeouf 
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want to know everything. 
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freaky. 
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go to this like Mayan like 
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they're that. 
He's like ripping hearts out and

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shit. 
It was like, that ain't a kids. 

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Movie bro bro you look this. 
Guy, you got this guy. 

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I mean, come on, these are. 
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Indiana Jones is straight up 
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have sex with him. 
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There's killing people, there's 
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Marin goes down to the dead 
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She's like, yeah. 
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There's at one point in that 
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close up of a dead body with a 
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And you hear Marian just 
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Yeah. 
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So for kids, side note here, 
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he mentioned about he makes 
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fear of his. 
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fears and put it on to other 
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That's like the whole thing he 
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It's all about putting his fear 
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So in this movie, he's just 
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Yeah, like he made Jaws. 
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you know, that was just, it was 
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everybody. 
Weak. 

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Yeah. 
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Was so weak back in the day. 
I know. 

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And then this comes out and it's
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It's just one of those where 
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always, my parents, they're 
always like, oh, like the movies

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you all watch now just so messed
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And I was like, you know what? 
I just watched Raiders of the 

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Lost Ark and that movie's pretty
messed up. 

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Yeah, what about like Scarface? 
That movie's pretty messed up. 

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Scarface is pretty messed up. 
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why we have PG13 movies. 
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ratings were GPG and R OK, 
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R. 
And this is not an R rated movie

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very clearly. 
But it's also really not a PG 

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movie, right? 
But that's the closest rating. 

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So they gave it to him. 
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It's like totally cleared for a 
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around because it's PG. 
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Doom, that one's a waste. 
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getting so scared because 
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And so they had to create a 
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which is created at PG13. 
So Anina Jones is the reason why

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because this movie is very much 
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It should be APG 13 movie like 
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Silliness should be APG 13. 
There's a silliness of it. 

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It's like a for a kid, but 
there's also scary stuff in it 

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that you're like, that shouldn't
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Yeah, you crazy. 
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I just, you know, then like just
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it too. 
Like they're taking shots a lot 

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of having the blackout 
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Speaking on that, it would be 
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drink that much liquor. 
What do you mean? 

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In that with when she's drinking
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dude. 
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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You mean like scientifically not
possible? 

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Yeah. 
How? 

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How? 
How? 

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I don't know, I guess you can 
build a tolerance. 

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There it was like 20 shots. 
In a row. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
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Then she gets up. 
Totally cool. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Fights off some Nazis. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
No, I mean, I agree. 

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That's movie magic, baby. 
That's movie magic. 

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But it's also one of those 
things where, like, I don't 

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know, dude. 
You know, I'm, I'm out here in 

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the film industry now and I, I'm
partying with some people, with 

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some, with some. 
Greg's wearing some Tim Dylan 

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glasses today. 
I'm out here partying with some 

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some veterans and let me tell 
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ladies can drink me under the 
table. 

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You drink you under the table. 
They can drink me under the 

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table. 
So then I see a movie like this 

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and I'm like, you know, I don't 
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I don't know what country she's 
really in whenever they're 

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whenever they're drinking. 
I don't know what that entails 

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as far as like what the drinking
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But I'm sure there is some woman
out there in the world that has 

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just been getting fucked up. 
And then when it comes to like 

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push comes to shove, if there's 
a competition of taking shots, 

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she could, she could. 
But again, it's just moving 

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magic. 
It also could be, you know, 

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third world country alcohol 
where it's not that strong. 

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Yeah, you know, like could be 
pretty weak alcohol or it's 

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super strong. 
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I think about it like moonshine 
that you make in the 

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Backcountry, the backwoods, 
that's pretty damn strong. 

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So maybe it's actually really 
strong. 

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Yeah, and maybe maybe she's 
just, maybe this is some tourist

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that like brought some like 
Kitty BS alcohol and then she's 

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like, this is nothing I drink. 
I drink moonshine with my 

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breakfast. 
Yeah, lunch and dinner and 

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appetizers. 
All day long, Yeah, I drink a 

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drink. 2 Mason jars a day. 
Yeah, I drink it with my coffee 

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to wake me up, and then I have 
it as a nightcap to put me down.

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Guys, I got to take another 
moment of your time to just tell

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you about this product I'm 
taking. 

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It's called Lock Lab, all right?
It's just a little tiny pill 

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that I take once a day, and it 
totally, completely restored my 

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hair. 
I've got multiple friends and 

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family members taking this pill.
So it's one of those like I got 

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people that really are like, all
right, dude, this better work. 

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It is. 
This thing works. 

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Remember Me and Gray? 
We were on a work trip and 

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Gray's hair was gone. 
It was not gone, but it was 

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fading fast. 
And I said, Cade, just be honest

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with me. 
Does it look bad? 

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And I said, Gray, you need to 
shave your head, bro. 

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Stop holding on. 
Oh, and there's even more to add

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on to that story. 
It's like, so I shaved my head, 

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didn't get on the pill and 
thought, oh, I've heard stories 

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of people that shave their head 
and then their hair like comes 

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back. 
There's one story, and it's 

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Matthew McConaughey in. 
Green light. 

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This is Matthew McConaughey that
said that he shaved his head and

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then it just came back thicker. 
So I thought, well, I mean, 

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maybe that happened to me too. 
Nope. 

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It looked terrible. 
Was fully accepting of the fact 

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that I was bald. 
Unless you have Lock Lab, 

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because then Gray found lock 
Lab, took the pill, now he's 

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back in action. 
Heard of lock lab, gave it one 

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more shot. 
My hair is back. 

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It was a miracle. 
Except it's not, because it's 

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just science. 
It's just science. 

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They got a good product over 
there and it's very affordable. 

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So go to locklab.co. 
Go get your hair back. 

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All right, why don't you like 
this movie? 

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What's wrong with you? 
I think it's it's not even that 

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I I don't like this movie again,
I was, I was feeling kind of 

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sick when I watched this 
yesterday. 

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So I think I was just like kind 
of pissed off. 

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You could have put on like the 
actual whatever you could have 

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put on such a good movie. 
Anyways, for me, Oh man, OK, I 

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because I don't want to hate. 
I don't want to hate. 

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You have the glasses on you can 
hate. 

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I don't want to hate, I'm just 
this movie just didn't seem like

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it knew exactly what it wanted 
to be. 

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Like, are we being silly? 
Are we being serious acting 

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wise? 
I didn't totally understand like

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Marian's character when she's 
first introduced her drinking 

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this dude literally under the 
table. 

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So I'm thinking, OK, and she 
owns the Tavern. 

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So I'm thinking, OK, she's like 
badassed probably like kind of 

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feminine, like independent 
strong woman. 

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She don't need no man. 
But then she just kind of ends 

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up being a wussy. 
She's like, you know, she's down

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for the adventure and like, she 
obviously like is hardcore in 

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her own way, but like, just kind
of seeing her, like just being 

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scared. 
Like she's just screaming the 

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whole movie like. 
It's scary they got Nazis. 

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I know, but I'm just like, what 
are we doing? 

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I thought she was supposed to be
a beast, like a literal beast, 

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like nothing fazes her. 
I thought that's, I thought 

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that's what the the intro was 
trying to do was like, yeah, 

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this. 
You can't faze this woman. 

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Well, I think she she's not like
a weak woman character. 

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She's not at all, but like, I 
don't know, maybe and but then 

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again, maybe the attitude like 
kind of works well because it's 

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kind of funny that she like 
clearly doesn't want to be in 

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these situations, but she's just
it's like her destiny almost 

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that she is so like, I don't 
know, I get it. 

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I just I don't like it. 
I wish she could have been a 

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little bit harder. 
Wish she had been a little bit 

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harder. 
I don't know. 

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You're up against the Nazi army.
What are you going to do? 

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Tough it out. 
She did tough it out, she. 

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I want you to like she. 
Tricked the guy she got fake 

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drunk to get out of it and then 
the Nazi came and stopped her. 

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Yeah, she was with the indie 
till the end. 

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He's stuck by his side even when
those dire straits they're about

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to get killed. 
She almost got killed like 4 

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times. 
Seemed like she was kind of 

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falling for the the French dude.
What's his name? 

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Oh yeah, Benic. 
Oh yeah, no, she's just tricking

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him. 
Yeah. 

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What's his name? 
Bellic. 

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Bellic Belloc. 
Belloc Bastard. 

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Yeah. 
And then just for me, like, and 

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I feel bad for Harrison Ford 
because I think even he knows 

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when he looks back at his career
because he's just a grumpy old 

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man. 
And I think it's because, like, 

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he just got this Han Solo 
typecast. 

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Yeah, he's definitely the Han 
Solo guy in this movie. 

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I mean, it's just but. 
It's kind of perfect persona for

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Indiana Jones. 
No, no, I you know it is I don't

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know I and I again, not really 
trying to hate, not really 

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trying to hate, but like just 
some of Harrisons delivery in 

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this. 
I was like, man, what? 

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Just not the best acting. 
Oh my gosh, I don't agree. 

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They're supposed to have Tom 
Selleck. 

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He was supposed to be Indiana 
Jones. 

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That would have been a good one,
would have been a good they. 

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Literally did screen tests like 
they filmed him as Indiana 

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Jones. 
Nice. 

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To be the guy, but. 
Because Harrison Ford was just 

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like killer as Han Solo. 
He was like the new guy on the 

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block. 
So they're just trying to milk 

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him in Hollywood. 
Well, George Lucas didn't want 

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to hire Harrison Ford because 
they first thought about him, 

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but he didn't want to hire him 
because he just used them for 

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Star Wars as like, as, you know,
one of the best characters in 

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the movie. 
Literally just used him as a 

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space cowboy. 
So he's like, I don't really 

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want to have the trope of like, 
where I always use Bob De Niro, 

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you know, kind of taking shots 
at Scorsese. 

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Oh, he literally said that. 
He did say that. 

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Whoa. 
He didn't say Scorsese, but he 

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said Bob De Niro, which you're 
like, OK. 

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That's not even the truth 
though. 

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I mean, Scorsese using Robert De
Niro, he uses him as like, yes, 

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like he'll definitely has like 
the cocky gangster sometimes, 

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but then taxi driver, he plays a
messed up psycho. 

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Yeah, you know. 
But he always uses him. 

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Then he uses him in Cape Fear as
another like messed up psycho 

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with a country accent. 
But he's not He's. 

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Not meaning like the same type 
of character. 

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He's just saying I don't want to
use the same actors over and 

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over again where I just have 
like my only crew. 

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He wanted to, I guess, be 
diverse in who he selects as his

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actors. 
So they went for Tom Selleck. 

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But Tom Selleck couldn't do it 
because I think Paramount, yeah,

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Paramount made this movie. 
And I think Paramount owned 

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Magnum Pi or produced Magnum Pi.
And Tom Selleck was signed on 

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for like multiple seasons. 
So like, you can't use them for 

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the movie. 
We got them already booked up. 

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Like, damn, OK, we can't use Tom
Selleck. 

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So then they were like, let's 
just use Harrison Ford. 

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Yeah, there's. 
Nobody else that could do this. 

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Oh, we lost time. 
OK, well, you know what? 

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Harrison Ford's actually pretty 
good. 

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Yeah, exactly what I think about
it. 

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They got all Harrison Ford 
playing one of the most iconic 

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characters of all time. 
Yeah. 

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And like, at one point, you 
know, I can't. 

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I I watched this yesterday and I
I wish I'd take a note but there

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was at one point there was a 
scene where Indiana Jones sees 

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Marion and like the music that 
gets cued like swear to God it 

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sounds just like something that 
Han Solo and Princess Leia like 

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had is their soundtrack. 
The George Lucas touch. 

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He knows what he wants. 
Yeah, he's like, yeah, I'm not 

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trying to use the same actors or
make the same type of movies, 

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but he's pretty much using like 
the same type of music. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
I mean, a George Lucas movie is 

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very much in a different kind of
world, setting up a whole. 

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I I like those stories where 
it's like it's his own movie 

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world. 
Like Indiana Jones, that's a 

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movie world. 
Yeah, it's recognizable. 

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It's like you're archaeologicals
discoveries, Star Wars, space, 

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whole new world, Galaxy fighting
for the good and evil of the of 

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the Galaxy of the universe. 
Yeah. 

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Well, and then obviously, like, 
just once you do that, you can 

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do whatever you want because, 
like, all right, we're in a 

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universe that's made-up and 
like, there's just millions of 

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possibilities. 
Yeah. 

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So and I kind of, but I agree, 
it's kind of the same thing 

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here. 
Like, you never know what you're

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going to discover. 
That's cool. 

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That's fun. 
I like the idea of Indiana 

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Jones. 
And honestly, like I do think 

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like when I think of the Crystal
Skull one with Shia LaBeouf, 

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from what I remember, that's a 
damn good movie. 

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I think it's not. 
No, I. 

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Think it's the worst one? 
No. 

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Some would argue Temple of Doom 
is the worst one. 

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Brayden would argue that, but 
scary. 

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As a kid I liked that movie. 
I don't. 

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I haven't seen it in probably 
since I was 12 years old, so I 

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don't remember the movie at all,
but I remember. 

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I remember always liking it. 
I remember the big fire ants. 

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Oh yeah, yeah, that was messed 
up. 

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I would. 
Ants, yeah. 

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I remember the dude laying on 
the ground and he's just got a 

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bunch of ants going in his 
mouth. 

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Oh yeah. 
Scary. 

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Was that PG13 I wonder? 
Had to be that scene alone. 

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You can't pull that off in PG. 
Going with Star Wars, in this 

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movie, when Indiana Jones has 
the RPG about to blow up the 

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ark, he's threading them over 
that Canyon. 

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That Canyon is the exact same 
location that they shot when 

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R2D2 got kidnapped by the Jawas.
In Oh my God. 

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I don't know which one it is. 
It's the first Star Wars movie. 

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Hold on. 
New Hope, A New Hope. 

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Yeah. 
Like, really? 

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The exact same Canyon, Yeah. 
Give me, give me a break, 

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George. 
Sticking with his guns, he knows

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what he likes. 
It's. 

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Like I don't want to do it the 
same, but like God, that sure 

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does look good on camera. 
I. 

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Mean you can't really tell in 
this, but. 

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I mean, yeah, you can always, 
you can always shoot it 

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differently. 
That's funny. 

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Yeah. 
No, I, I I'm really not trying 

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to hate on the movie. 
I'm just saying like, and then 

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it's just got like the 80s 
Hollywood, like, just like the 

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ending of it, dude. 
Or like the government gets it. 

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And then, you know, Indies, 
Indiana's all pissed off and 

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he's like, they don't know what 
they got. 

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And she's like, well, I know 
what I got, why don't you let me

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take you out for a drink? 
Just shut up. 

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It's a happy ending, bro. 
Shut up. 

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It's happy. 
Ending it's Indiana Jones. 

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Bro dude, far from a happy 
ending. 

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Let me tell you what they 
should. 

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Do what you're right, not not 
happy, but let. 

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Me tell you what they should do 
all right, they should remake 

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this film and they should really
show us like how fucked up it 

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is. 
They should go for how 

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traumatizing this movie is 
because a lot of terrible, 

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horrible things happened. 
First off, so many bad deaths in

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this. 
I'm talking like brutal, brutal 

451
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,280
deaths. 
Got a big boy getting chopped up

452
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:21,160
by the blades of a plane. 
Yeah, like dudes falling off 

453
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,760
cars. 
Melting, melting off. 

454
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:27,040
Bro, I mean just so many like 
that was the thing where it was 

455
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:32,360
like, dude, Indiana Jones is not
like, I don't know, like at the 

456
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,560
beginning of the movie I thought
his whole thing was like, maybe 

457
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,480
he's not going to have a gun. 
He only uses the whip. 

458
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,160
I was so wrong. 
I was so wrong. 

459
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:46,400
He not only has a gun, he like, 
I mean, he's good with it. 

460
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,880
He uses it instead of fighting 
with his fists whenever he gets 

461
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,280
the chance. 
So I'm just saying they should 

462
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,920
remake this movie. 
The the best story from this 

463
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,760
movie is the scene when Indiana 
Jones shoots the big guy with 

464
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,120
the big sword in the middle of 
the town in Cairo. 

465
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,920
I believe they're in Cairo. 
That scene in the script, the 

466
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,120
original plan for it even on the
day was that Indiana Jones and 

467
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,400
the big swordsman. 
We're going to have a big fight 

468
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,560
scene battle. 
It was going to be like a big 

469
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,840
set piece in the thing where 
they need to watch Indiana Jones

470
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:19,120
beat up this guy. 
But Harrison Ford and some of 

471
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,480
the crew had food poisoning from
I think the water, the food or 

472
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,520
whatever. 
So they felt he felt terrible 

473
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,160
and set so he couldn't even do 
the stunts. 

474
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,040
There's going to be a cool 
moment where like he takes his 

475
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,200
whip out and like disarms the 
guy with the sword by, you know,

476
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,640
having the whip grab it. 
But here's the Ford couldn't do 

477
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,080
the stomach because he felt so 
terrible. 

478
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,720
He's just sick to his stomach 
the entire day. 

479
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,160
And so while they're they had to
get the shots done because, you 

480
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,360
know, his movie set, they're on 
a time schedule, They're getting

481
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,040
a crunch. 
Time is money. 

482
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,520
And so here's the Ford was like,
why don't I just shoot him 

483
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,120
instead? 
Spielberg was like, all right, I

484
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,320
like that idea. 
Let's do it. 

485
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,920
Which that little happy accident
is a perfect character moment. 

486
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,040
Fortuna Jones because he's not 
going to take the hard route and

487
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,280
the show we flashy route to try 
to solve a problem. 

488
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,800
He's going to take the easy road
and just pull out the gun and 

489
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,680
shoot the guy. 
He's it's like it becomes a 

490
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,400
funny thing in the movie where 
he this big sword guys doing 

491
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,720
these cool moves and then Indian
Jones looks at him, gun kills 

492
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,520
him. 
Yeah, there's a great moment 

493
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,880
that wasn't ever planned, but 
that was happy at that happy 

494
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,800
accident turned into the great 
movie moment for this movie. 

495
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:25,200
Yeah, which I mean, also like it
they same thing kind of happens 

496
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,640
whenever he's trying to get in 
the plane, but then the big 

497
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,080
German soldier sees him, takes 
his shirt off and like wants to 

498
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,520
have a a proper fist fight. 
Yep. 

499
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,360
And and he's just so pissed 
because he doesn't have the gun 

500
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,720
this time. 
Yeah, and he's and. 

501
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,240
Then he does have to fight him 
until he finally gets the gun. 

502
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,760
I like those, like, silly 
moments when he's on the plane, 

503
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,960
the big guy comes like, and he's
like, OK, fine. 

504
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,280
Yeah, All right. 
Now give me a second. 

505
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,080
Yeah, I'll fight to you. 
Fuck. 

506
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,360
Yeah, then it's so, it's so 
funny. 

507
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:56,920
That dude gets ripped in pieces 
by by a plane. 

508
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,440
Yeah. 
Then they also bomb the village 

509
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,840
and shoot up so many, so many 
fathers and sons. 

510
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,240
Yeah, just a horrible thing. 
But anyways, this is what I 

511
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,440
think they should do. 
They should. 

512
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,720
They should remake this movie. 
And here's the cast they should 

513
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,680
use for Indiana Jones. 
It should be Ryan Gosling, but 

514
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,200
then it should also just be 
Robert F Kennedy by the end of 

515
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,280
it because of how traumatizing 
everything is. 

516
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,880
Wait, what? 
Whatever I think of Robert F 

517
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,000
Kennedy, I just think like. 
There's a God. 

518
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,840
He's real. 
RK Junior you're talking about? 

519
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,480
Yeah. 
And then so. 

520
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,800
So men move at the end of the 
movie just. 

521
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,120
This is Robert F Yeah, It's just
RK Junior. 

522
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,560
And he just like whenever 
Marion's like, I know what I got

523
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,400
like, you want to go get a 
drink? 

524
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,400
Mary and there's other worldly 
phenomenon out there and it just

525
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,640
killed everybody. 
I don't need a Drake. 

526
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,680
I need a bottle of Xanax and a 
gun. 

527
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,080
Wow. 
OK, and then like same thing 

528
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:59,000
like like it should in the 
remake, they should also have 

529
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:06,720
that Lady whenever Indiana Jones
AFK or I mean AKA RFK junior 

530
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,640
when he's teaching the class, 
he's like so clearly traumatized

531
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,680
and the the girl blinks and it 
says love, I love you on 

532
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,840
islands. 
Like there's a God and he sees 

533
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:24,200
you and you're going to hell. 
Because like, dude, they 

534
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,320
literally like at the beginning 
of the movie Indiana Jones. 

535
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,560
Like, I don't believe in all 
that. 

536
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:34,200
I don't believe in all that 
voodoo bullshit, but then it 

537
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,240
literally happens like out of 
nowhere. 

538
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,920
The wrath of God the. 
Wrath of God strikes down and 

539
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,880
for some reason, Indiana's like,
just close your eyes. 

540
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,680
I don't even like in the remake,
it shouldn't be because he's 

541
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,400
like, he knows that that's like 
a solving. 

542
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,760
He didn't know that that's like 
solving the problem. 

543
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,800
He's just like, close your eyes,
like you don't want to see the 

544
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,960
wrath of God. 
Yeah. 

545
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,600
Like, we're humans. 
We're not ready for this. 

546
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,000
We're. 
Going like biblically, if you 

547
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,400
saw the ark of the covenant and 
looked into it, you would die, 

548
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,680
You'd get struck down by God 
because there's like God's glory

549
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,680
was in the ark and it's too pure
for us sinners to look at it. 

550
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,040
So if you ever try to gaze at 
it, God will strike you down 

551
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,800
because you're not worthy enough
to see it. 

552
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,680
Gotcha. 
That's why he knew that, because

553
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,600
he knew you know the text and 
wasn't, you know, he's an 

554
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,040
archaeology. 
I can't say this archaeologist. 

555
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,040
Archaeologist. 
Yeah. 

556
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,520
So he like, he's like, oh fuck, 
this is real. close your eyes. 

557
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,720
Close your eyes. 
Yeah. 

558
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,680
So that should be yeah. 
And like that, that should be 

559
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,000
really the the main part of the 
the movie, the remake that I'm 

560
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,480
talking about is all the 
characters are traumatized. 

561
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:41,760
You ever seen the Rick and Morty
episode where like they like get

562
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,120
through like a battle and 
they're like tired and then they

563
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,000
just start crying in the 
spaceship? 

564
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,240
It is so bloody, yeah. 
And it's like I had no control. 

565
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,480
I'm shaking, Morty, look at me. 
They just start screaming. 

566
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,320
Yeah, there's traumatized. 
That's that's what should have 

567
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,320
just happened. 
Yeah. 

568
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,240
Like Oh my God is real. 
Alright, what else you got with 

569
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:10,800
this? 
Real is real, David, and I'm I'm

570
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,520
going to butcher pronouncing his
last name, but David dashed 

571
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,800
Mauschian. 
What the actor? 

572
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:24,480
Yes, he is one of the dudes in 
Prisoners movie that we love 

573
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,160
around here. 
What characters do you play? 

574
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:35,560
He plays the one like, oh man, I
don't know, Jake Gyllenhaal, 

575
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,760
like shows up to his apartment 
and like, beats the shit out of 

576
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,000
him 'cause he like, had kids 
clothes, no. 

577
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,160
No in this movie. 
Oh, he would play Major, Arnold,

578
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,920
Tot or Tote, whatever. 
The. 

579
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,080
The the German, yeah, the Nazi 
like evil character. 

580
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,440
I have him doing that. 
Christophe Waltz should play 

581
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:03,640
Doctor Bellach. 
And then yeah, there's this 

582
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,600
actress. 
Zoe Dutch should play Marian. 

583
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,680
Zoe Dutch trying to think what 
you've seen her in, but I would 

584
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,520
like Zoe Dutch to play the 
character that she played in 

585
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,840
Zombieland in this movie. 
Nice. 

586
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,720
Until the end, until she sees 
the wrath of God, and then she's

587
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,320
traumatized. 
And then turns into who? 

588
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,640
She she's just, Zoe does 
honestly, she can turn into 

589
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,200
Karen Allen. 
Karen Allen can just come back. 

590
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,400
Karen Allen's like 74 years old 
and she comes back and she's 

591
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,080
just completely haunted by what 
they see. 

592
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,960
They all just age. 
And then? 

593
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,000
Tremendously. 
I mean once they've seen the 

594
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,040
wrath of God, like honestly just
it's all RFK junior. 

595
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,360
He's like, it's like a, it's 
like a what's the He's like, 

596
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,440
It's like a Tyler Perry movie. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

597
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,040
It's always every character. 
Yeah. 

598
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,840
Because especially with the 
ending, like that's, you know, 

599
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,080
that's really the scariest part 
of the whole thing. 

600
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,880
It's like, so God is real and 
now the US government is about 

601
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,440
to experiment on it. 
Yeah. 

602
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,520
It fell into the wrong hands. 
This shouldn't have happened. 

603
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,200
We should have buried it. 
That's hilarious. 

604
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,440
But we took the money. 
All right, well, now we know 

605
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,200
what our mission in life is. 
Remaking Indiana Jones with RFK 

606
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,120
Junior stealing the show at the 
end. 

607
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,200
Yeah, yeah, because that now 
that I and then I just thought 

608
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:29,320
it like Indiana Jones is like a 
complete sell out, finding proof

609
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,520
of God and then like selling it 
to the Americans. 

610
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,680
No, he couldn't. 
They took it from him. 

611
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,480
He took the money, too. 
He didn't. 

612
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,640
He has to. 
What you gonna do empty handed? 

613
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,160
I don't need money anymore when 
I realized that. 

614
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,080
We're going to hell. 
Yeah. 

615
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,040
We shouldn't have seen that. 
No, I think this movie is a 

616
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,800
perfect movie in the sense of 
the writing, the structure, the 

617
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,280
way it flows. 
Please explain to me, change my 

618
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,840
mind. 
I'm actually very easy to 

619
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,640
persuade. 
Here's the This is the most 

620
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,680
perfect part of the movie is the
opening scene. 

621
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,160
The reason why it's perfect is 
because it tells you everything 

622
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,760
you know about the world, about 
the character, and the stakes 

623
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,240
are getting set for everything. 
And everything you learn in this

624
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,480
opening scene kind of unfolds 
later and is a hint toward what 

625
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,520
will happen in this movie, as 
well as like the Indiana Jones 

626
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,520
world. 
So you get the establishing 

627
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,920
shots through the jungle as 
Indiana Jones is walking 

628
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,920
through, and you don't see him. 
You just kind of see the back of

629
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,640
him as they're walking through. 
That sets up the world we're in.

630
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,120
So now we know, OK, this is like
some archaeological discovery 

631
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,400
type things going to be in the 
places of the world we've never 

632
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,040
seen before that have these 
mysteries, right? 

633
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,400
So that sets that up for you. 
And then when Indiana Jones 

634
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,120
about to get shot, the guy 
that's his little tour guide 

635
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,840
ends up trying to kill him. 
Any Indiana Jones hears it, 

636
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,280
turns around, uses his whip and 
knocks the gun out into the 

637
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,040
water. 
So now we know Indiana Jones is 

638
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,720
very capable. 
He knows things are going to 

639
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,160
happen. 
You know, he's like very aware 

640
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,800
of his surroundings. 
We get revealed as iconic 

641
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,680
weapon. 
It's a whip. 

642
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,320
That's something unique. 
You haven't seen in like a 

643
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,480
character using a whip to do 
these type of things. 

644
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,640
That's a unique moment for the 
character. 

645
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,520
We get a cool reveal of who he 
is. 

646
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,360
Once he just did something cool.
And then we also know that 

647
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,760
there's now going to be double 
crosses in this world because 

648
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,360
people are always double 
crossing Indiana Jones for these

649
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,840
relics and idols and the things 
that they're going after. 

650
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,080
Now there's now we know there's 
double crosses. 

651
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,800
We can see that he's smart 
because or he's he's clever. 

652
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,760
Maybe it's a better word. 
Yeah, clever would be the best 

653
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,440
way He because, yeah. 
So he's he's constantly making 

654
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,800
it up as he goes. 
Along right but he prepares 

655
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,120
ahead of time for things like 
knowing the world he's in. 

656
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,920
So you know he's very well 
versed in it because before they

657
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,800
go into the little temple, he 
grabs some sand and puts it in 

658
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,320
the back. 
You're not sure what that's for.

659
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,800
And he puts it on his, you know,
belt or whatever. 

660
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,000
And then they walk into the 
little temple to take the idol. 

661
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,600
Now we see those booby traps in 
this thing going into more than 

662
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,200
mystery about, OK, this is like 
a world. 

663
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,120
There's going to be booby traps.
It's something we don't know 

664
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,800
about. 
So like always been on the edge 

665
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,680
of your seat when you're going 
into these different worlds, 

666
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,000
There's going to be something 
hidden below the just surface of

667
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,320
what you're seeing. 
And then when he gets to the 

668
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,040
idol again, going back to him 
being clever, he pulls out the 

669
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,440
sandbag that he already 
prepared, knowing this might he 

670
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,800
might need to use it. 
OK, he planned for that. 

671
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,480
Don't not even know he's going 
to use it, but like thought 

672
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,720
maybe he might need it. 
So then we see again, it's 

673
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,400
cleverness of like looking at 
the idol. 

674
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,080
He's he's measuring it up. 
Just real quick, you keep saying

675
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,520
idol, you mean artifact? 
No, it's called an idol. 

676
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,400
Is it called an idol? 
Yeah, American Idol. 

677
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,360
No, it's the little tokens. 
An idol like the Mayans worship 

678
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,120
this thing. 
They think that this has God's 

679
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,720
presence in it. 
OK, then idol, that's what they 

680
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,920
call it. 
Like things that are like cool 

681
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,000
relics are like an idol that 
people worship. 

682
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,840
OK. 
So this idol, this artifact. 

683
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,880
So he measures up the sand, 
looks at the idol and then 

684
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,080
transfers it really smoothly. 
However, he gets it wrong. 

685
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,560
So we know OK, even though he's 
clever and is. 

686
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,760
Well. 
Educated, he still makes 

687
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,520
mistakes so we know he's not a 
perfect guy he's just very 

688
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,000
resourceful but just not 
perfect. 

689
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,760
So as they run out more movie 
traps get revealed which kind of

690
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,360
set the stakes higher. 
You get the most iconic shot 

691
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,679
with the the most iconic moment 
probably in the movie with the 

692
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,800
giant boulder chasing and and 
Jones is just as he has to 

693
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,880
outrun it. 
So that's a cool moment in the 

694
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,880
movie. 
Also, you know, elevating the 

695
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,199
stakes of the scene with the 
different booby traps, knowing 

696
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,040
that even when you're done and 
you're out of it, there's still 

697
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,560
more to come. 
And then once he gets out of the

698
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,159
temple, he gets double crossed 
again, again, alluding to these 

699
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,880
double crosses. 
And we now we see the main 

700
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,440
villain of the movie, Bellic 
shows up and steals the idol. 

701
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,560
Bella coming to steal the idol 
also tells you that Indiana 

702
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:54,080
Jones is probably done a lot of 
these, you know, missions to go 

703
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,719
find things. 
And he's probably found a lot of

704
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,280
things. 
But we know he's never gotten 

705
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,280
the credit he deserves for what 
he's found because he still 

706
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,880
works in the college. 
He's not like a famous guy, but 

707
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,800
he's so capable and good at his 
job. 

708
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,000
But people come in and steal it,
which kind of eludes the ending,

709
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,560
how the government steals the 
art from him. 

710
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,440
Even though he did all the work,
founded everything, he didn't 

711
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,520
get to control what happens to 
it. 

712
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,760
They just steal it, put it in a 
warehouse, and nobody knows 

713
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,440
anything about what Indiana 
Jones has done. 

714
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,880
So that kind of sets that up. 
So and then at the very end, 

715
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,040
once he escapes all the mines 
chasing him, he gets on the 

716
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,720
plane. 
And then we find out he doesn't 

717
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,680
like snakes, which is like his 
one weakness. 

718
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,920
So we know his skill level, what
he's capable of, what's 

719
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,880
happening in the world, what 
will happen in the world. 

720
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,160
And then we find out his one 
weakness, which is snakes. 

721
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,280
He's so scared of snakes. 
It's like everything you need to

722
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,200
know for this movie going 
forward is established in the 

723
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,320
opening scene, which is just 
impressive within the story. 

724
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,760
So that's one of the most 
perfect parts of this movie is 

725
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,000
that opening scene. 
Yeah. 

726
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,480
I thought him and Bellic were 
going to be buddies at the end 

727
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,480
of this. 
I honestly, I thought they kept 

728
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,920
alluding to the fact that Bellic
isn't, like, a bad person. 

729
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,680
He just happens to always be 
there at the end. 

730
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,200
At the end to kind of, like, 
take the credit. 

731
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,120
Yeah. 
But it's like, all right. 

732
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,240
Like, you did the work. 
I get the credit. 

733
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,720
But like, we have an 
understanding. 

734
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,040
It's a funny little 
relationship. 

735
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,600
You got the guy going on. 
Yeah. 

736
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,360
I got. 
I get the women, yeah. 

737
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,880
So like, I just thought like 
what was going to happen was 

738
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,360
that Bellic and Indiana Jones 
were going to realize that like 

739
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,240
this the the Ark of the Covenant
going to the Nazis or the 

740
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,760
Americans was a bad thing. 
So I thought they were going to 

741
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,800
be like, no human should ever 
see this. 

742
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,400
And then they like not destroy 
it, but like make sure they do 

743
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,440
something to where like nobody 
ever sees it. 

744
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,080
I don't know. 
I just thought it was going to 

745
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,640
be silly. 
Like the fact that Bellic like 

746
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,800
kind of let Indiana Jones get 
away at the beginning and 

747
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,160
Indiana Jones runs through the 
field, you know, does the Tarzan

748
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,000
rope trick into the water? 
He's like, OK, they're not, 

749
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,960
they're not, they don't hate 
each other. 

750
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,400
There's like just these rivals. 
They're just rivals. 

751
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,280
And then the fact that like 
Indiana Jones at one point 

752
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,560
somebody asked like, do you know
where Bellic is? 

753
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,320
And he's like, well, I mean, 
we're friends. 

754
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,320
Like, you know, but we had a 
falling out. 

755
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,440
I was like, OK, and they'll, 
they'll fall back in love. 

756
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:22,400
Then at one point he's talking 
to just, I don't know, one of 

757
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,840
one of the guys like in the 
country, like in the what 

758
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,240
country are they in? 
Cairo. 

759
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,000
OK. 
And the one the. 

760
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,200
Location in the movie is Cairo. 
You're right, right. 

761
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,600
But one of the guys, like, yeah,
like, all these people that are 

762
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,040
working on this, like, they 
suck. 

763
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,160
They're so stupid. 
Except for one guy. 

764
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,120
And then he says Bellic's name 
in Indiana Jones, like, starts 

765
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,720
laughing. 
And I'm like, oh, they're kind 

766
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,360
of buddies. 
He's like, you know. 

767
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,120
But then, no, Bella gets his 
face melted off. 

768
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,640
By God, I was like, well, there 
goes that. 

769
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,800
There goes their friendship. 
Yeah, I thought, yeah. 

770
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,120
Like, I thought Bellic, he was 
starting to because he had a 

771
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,080
thing for Marian and he was 
getting annoyed with, like, how 

772
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,160
they were treating her. 
They were like, pushing her 

773
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,560
around, making it seem like he 
didn't have any power over her. 

774
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,920
You know, I thought he was like,
you know what, screw the Nazis. 

775
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,040
But no. 
Nope. 

776
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,280
Nope. 
You think Indiana Jones would 

777
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,000
speak at Bellic's funeral? 
Nope. 

778
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,880
He'd be like as RFK junior, 
Yeah, he's going to hell. 

779
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,480
They get taken up to the skies 
though, so I thought that was 

780
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,560
interesting that like after all 
that like, their souls seem to 

781
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,440
go up to the heavens. 
A giant hole is formed in the 

782
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,000
clouds and the beaming light 
goes to the sky. 

783
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,600
Judgement day, then they go to 
hell. 

784
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,880
Then they go to hell. 
Yeah. 

785
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,920
Bat, like always, knew what he 
was doing. 

786
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,920
He knew it wasn't going to be a 
good end. 

787
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,720
Yeah, he's not a righteous man, 
and God saw it. 

788
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,520
To the location they were in 
Cairo in the movie, but they 

789
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,640
actually filmed in Tanzania, 
which is in Africa. 

790
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,640
In Spielberg, when we heard of 
myself by Southwest, he talked 

791
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,600
about the movie Lawrence of 
Arabia. 

792
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,840
That's a movie he watches before
every single movie shoot he ever

793
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,680
does because it's a movie he 
looks up to and says I'll never 

794
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,440
be able to make anything as good
as this movie. 

795
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,720
OK, Actually him, Scorsese and 
somebody else went and they 

796
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:19,240
restored the original version of
this movie because when it was 

797
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:23,120
first released back in the day, 
the producer didn't tell the 

798
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,120
director or anybody, but like 
was having things removed out of

799
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,320
the movie to shorten it up so 
that way they could put it in 

800
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,000
more theaters. 
Because back, you know, if you 

801
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,920
have like a four hour movie, 
like we can't put this in the 

802
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,080
fucking theatre, who's watching 
this? 

803
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,280
So you like cut it down to get 
it to be able to be shown more. 

804
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,400
But Spielberg and Scorsese and 
After the Other Guy love the 

805
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,960
movie so much that they went in 
and found the original cut and 

806
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,400
then restored it. 
They get the 70 millimetre 

807
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,120
print. 
So Steelberg personally has one 

808
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,560
that he watches every single 
year. 

809
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,920
Can't they release that to us? 
It's probably available on Guess

810
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,760
they restored it so it has. 
Yeah. 

811
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,760
He he just personally got A7 
millimetre print for his home, 

812
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,600
you know, theatre. 
Nice. 

813
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,600
But so. 
We got to check that out. 

814
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,200
Yeah, so they're filming in 
Tanzania for many days, and it 

815
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,560
was brutally hot out there. 
Oh yeah. 

816
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,880
I mean, you can tell because in 
movies, you know, we know this 

817
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,760
from just our little bitty 
shoots we've done with shorts 

818
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,120
and stuff. 
When you're outside, you know, 

819
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,160
you have to keep blotting your 
face so you don't you're not all

820
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,680
oily and sweaty. 
They're in Tanzania, where it's 

821
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,240
like 100 plus degrees. 
And so you notice that, like, 

822
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:26,560
their faces are all blotted. 
But like, at Daring Takes, you 

823
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,400
can just see, like, sweat just 
coming out of their face. 

824
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,840
So they can't, they can't 
control it. 

825
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,960
Yeah. 
That's how, you know, it was so 

826
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,880
hot. 
But Spielberg and Lucas being in

827
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,720
Tanzania, they were struggling 
through the set. 

828
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:39,000
But the one thing that kept them
motivated to finish this shoot 

829
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,080
and keep powering through the 
heat was that David Lean, the 

830
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:46,240
guy that made Lawrence of 
Arabia, was 54 years old and 

831
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:49,760
went through 14 months of 
blistering heat filming the 

832
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,000
movie. 
Like if this 50, if this 50, 

833
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,920
they're younger. 
It's like if this 54 year old 

834
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,080
guy can suffer for 14 months in 
the desert, we can finish this 

835
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,880
movie. 
That was like the one thing that

836
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,800
got them to finish this movie. 
14 months in the desert? 

837
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,800
That sounds way harder than the 
Revenant. 

838
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,280
You know, we talked when we did 
that episode. 

839
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,840
I mean we talked about like kind
of the environmental conditions.

840
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,240
It's one thing and I would like 
this. 

841
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,880
Cold you can bundle up. 
Well, but the other thing cold 

842
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,600
is pain. 
I guess heat can turn into pain 

843
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,360
too if it actually becomes 
blistering. 

844
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,640
But like the problem with heat? 
Typically it's just like I, I 

845
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,600
just need a lot more water and I
need. 

846
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,040
Shade, I gotta prefer the heat 
over the cold, but when it gets 

847
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,080
too hot you can't do anything. 
And plus you're on a film set so

848
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,480
you have to wear like your 
outfit. 

849
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,720
So you're like long sleeve 
shirts and shit even like if you

850
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,840
strip down your underwear it's 
still fucking brutally hot. 

851
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,160
Like you can do nothing about it
but staying in front of a fan 

852
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,760
which is blowing more hot air on
you. 

853
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,680
I've filmed in the heat and I've
filmed in very, very cold. 

854
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,240
I take heat every time. 
I would too. 

855
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,120
Yeah, but fourteen months in the
desert, that would suck too. 

856
00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:00,440
I'm just saying like no, you're 
the revenue would be harder. 

857
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,400
Because you got to get in the 
water. 

858
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,120
Yeah, the revenue would be 
harder. 

859
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,760
But but also it's newer to age 
so you probably have your warm 

860
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,640
tense, heated tense to get in 
and yeah. 

861
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,200
For me it's just as simple as 
it's like cold hurts, my hands 

862
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,360
are cold and I can't feel them. 
You stop working, they stop 

863
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,960
working, Yeah. 
Like, they stop working like 

864
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,520
heat. 
Like, OK, go get me like a 24 

865
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,240
case of water. 
Like, I'll just be chugging 

866
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,280
these all day. 
Yeah. 

867
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,880
And like, give me a night. 
Like a cool summer hat, some 

868
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,800
sunglasses, like we'll, we'll 
make it through. 

869
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,880
You know, as long as you like 
literally just hydrate. 

870
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,720
You can put sunscreen on like 
you can take the heat. 

871
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,760
Yeah. 
I believe got to be tough. 

872
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,360
When Spielberg and Lucas are 
first talking about the movie 

873
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,720
and even through production, 
they both had two different 

874
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,640
ideas of who they want Indiana 
Jones to be. 

875
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,400
George Lucas, again, Spielberg 
mentioned to him that he wanted 

876
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:57,320
to make a James Bond movie. 
And so Lucas's idea was more of 

877
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,280
a James Bond type character, 
like a Playboy, hooked up a lot 

878
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,000
of women, was like a cool, very 
cool guy. 

879
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,160
Spielberg wanted to go a more 
darker route to where he's like 

880
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,400
an alcoholic, had a drinking 
problem, obviously, and was a 

881
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,440
little bit more of a darker 
character. 

882
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,520
Neither one of those things 
really made the cut, but there's

883
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,280
hints of it throughout the 
movie. 

884
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,200
The when he's in the school, you
know, teaching the class, all 

885
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,200
the girls are fawning over him. 
One girl even has I love you on 

886
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:28,240
her eyelids, like you're saying 
when Indiana Jones is in his 

887
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:31,560
house and his colleague comes to
tell him about the arc and like,

888
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,600
you need to go on this mission 
and he packs up and leaves. 

889
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,600
He's wearing a robe and A and a 
tank top. 

890
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,600
He's wearing that outfit because
they shot it this way, but they 

891
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,320
cut it out. 
There's a woman in his apartment

892
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,440
that he's about to like hook up 
with. 

893
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,320
That goes the Playboy thing. 
But they cut it out for whatever

894
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,680
reason, probably trying to make 
it as much of A kids movie as 

895
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,840
possible. 
And you see a little bit of 

896
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,480
hints of, like, a drinking 
problem. 

897
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,760
The really only scene of that is
when Marion, Marion dies and 

898
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,080
he's drinking the alcohol, you 
know, mourning her death. 

899
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,640
That's like, a little hint of, 
like, his alcohol problem. 

900
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,720
But like, you can just see, 
like, little hints of both of 

901
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,480
their ideas. 
But none of them ended up making

902
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,120
the final cut. 
Yeah, which is interesting. 

903
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,200
How old is Marion in this movie?
Feel like this is a big 

904
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,160
question. 
He's not a teen. 

905
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,480
Need a need a big answer no? 
She said, well, she said she 

906
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,760
told him, you left me. 
I was a kid. 

907
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,200
You broke my heart, kid. 
Probably like, you know, 18. 

908
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,200
Yeah, hopefully. 
We can only hope. 

909
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,600
Hopefully, because like there's 
just when I got mentioned, it 

910
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,440
was 10 years. 
She looks pretty young in this 

911
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,160
movie. 
She's in the mid to late 20s, 

912
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,000
around 2527. 
OK. 

913
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,920
So we're going for 18. 
That's fine. 

914
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,080
She was likely 15 to 17 years 
old when she first became 

915
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,760
involved with the 27 year old 
Indiana Jones decade prior. 

916
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,960
OK. 
So 15 or 17 years old in the 

917
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,080
Indiana Jones, he's getting 
after it. 

918
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,720
So there are other hints of the 
dark past. 

919
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,000
Yes. 
Also, like, yeah, just the 

920
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,880
students and all that. 
Like we're not getting 

921
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,120
confirmation that he's not 
hooking up with these kids or 

922
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,480
these students. 
He could be going the James 

923
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,840
Franco route. 
I don't know. 

924
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,480
I don't know. 
I'm just saying it seemed like 

925
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,440
that. 
It seems like he does, in fact, 

926
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,640
like I'm young. 
He's a Playboy. 

927
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,480
Just saying. 
Purge, Purge George Lucas's 

928
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,240
opinion. 
Just saying he likes him young. 

929
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,680
And you know what, I guess this 
is the this is the 80s 

930
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:32,240
portraying World War 2. 
So I don't know, I guess times 

931
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,240
were different. 
I guess times are different. 

932
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,320
Are they that different? 
Are they that different? 

933
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,520
Just saying, dude, you're 
talking about like the dark past

934
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,560
mixed with the Playboy. 
Like that's it. 

935
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,920
That's all I'm saying. 
That's an island trip, that's 

936
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,040
what that is. 
Indiana Jones on that list. 

937
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,440
And actually, that list had a 
lot of scientists on it. 

938
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,760
I've seen things I'm already 
going to hell. 

939
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,320
Coolest little thing is that 
Indiana Jones. 

940
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,680
Original title or original name?
I guess title 2 was Indiana 

941
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,840
Smith. 
Oh week. 

942
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:12,680
And, and Spielberg had one note.
He's like, we we got to change 

943
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,960
his name. 
That name is terrible. 

944
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,560
Yeah. 
And then I think Lucas was like,

945
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,440
what about Indiana Jones? 
He's like, there we go, let's do

946
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,640
it. 
Which has a way better ring. 

947
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,960
Indiana Smith. 
Indiana Smith is diabolical. 

948
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,120
Let's see what what I can think 
of right now. 

949
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,760
Indiana Johnson. 
That's the same. 

950
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,640
We're just using the same thing 
Indiana. 

951
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:42,000
Indiana. 
James, you're just, you're just 

952
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,120
ripping off Jones. 
You're making a parody of 

953
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,200
Indiana. 
Actually, Indiana. 

954
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:51,840
James should be our remake. 
Yeah, Braids of the lost box. 

955
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,760
Yeah. 
Oh, it's about women. 

956
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,840
Indiana James just from LeBron 
James, Sir. 

957
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,760
But anyway, so any but the name 
Indiana came from George Lucas's

958
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,240
dog, who was named Indiana. 
That's where got inspiration for

959
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,480
Indiana's first name. 
And George Lucas also used his 

960
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,800
dog as inspiration for Chewbacca
and Star Wars because his dog 

961
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:18,000
was like a big fluffy dog. 
OK, like he wrote Chewbacca kind

962
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,880
of like thinking about his dog. 
Nice. 

963
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,160
And used his name Indiana for 
this movie. 

964
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,080
Love that, glad you brought up 
animals. 

965
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,560
Also why this is not a kids 
movie. 

966
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,880
They killed a fucking monkey. 
Nazi monkey. 

967
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,280
No, he was chilling. 
He's a Nazi monkey. 

968
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,120
He I don't care. 
He hailed Hitler, bro, there's 

969
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,840
no such thing as a Nazi monkey. 
A monkey is just a monkey. 

970
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,680
It's just a cute little monkey. 
They just happen to be trained 

971
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,320
by Nazis but like. 
The funny the funny little funny

972
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,760
moment in the movie is. 
You can't kill a Nazi dog. 

973
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,720
I'm just saying dude, like I 
was. 

974
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:58,080
So I was watching this movie 
with my roommate last night and 

975
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,000
like every time the monkey came 
on I was being stupid. 

976
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,480
I was like hey what's went on a 
freaking monkey business. 

977
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,400
Kept saying that it was very 
annoying whatever. 

978
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,440
Said it like 6 times though 
because the monkey gets a pretty

979
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,960
decent amount of screen time for
me. 

980
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,040
I'm starting to get to like him.
He like kind of, but yes, he 

981
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,760
does betray them. 
But then it seems like he's like

982
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,880
kind of hanging out with Indiana
Jones now. 

983
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,320
Yeah, He's like, OK, he's. 
Just a monkey. 

984
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,600
He's just a monkey. 
He's not a Nazi monkey. 

985
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,520
And then like I say it again, 
I'm like, hey, what's up with 

986
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,800
all the freaking monkey 
business? 

987
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,920
And then they kill him. 
What the fuck? 

988
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,720
What's up with the monkey 
business? 

989
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,080
No, I like immediately dropped 
the hang. 

990
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,320
I was like, they fucking killed 
him. 

991
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,360
What? 
Again, I hadn't seen this movie 

992
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,920
in so long, so I just forgot 
everything. 

993
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,800
Yeah, forgot the entire thing. 
So like, I just assumed, like, 

994
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,160
the end of this, like, dude, 
when the ending actually happens

995
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,640
and the faces are melting off, I
was like, what? 

996
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,720
Yeah, I'm thinking like, 
whenever Indiana Jones gets the 

997
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:05,440
monkey, like, it's going to be 
him kissing Marion and the 

998
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,680
monkey, And then the monkey, 
like, pops up and it's like, 

999
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,800
funny. 
And he talks. 

1000
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,640
No, the monkey doesn't talk. 
But like the monkey. 

1001
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,480
See you next time. 
Votes yeah, maybe the monkey 

1002
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,640
like kind of gets them in some 
like predicaments sometimes 

1003
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,240
where it's like, oh come on, 
monkey, you know, just that sort

1004
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,880
of thing. 
And he monkey, like they're 

1005
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,600
annoyed, like he's an annoying 
little monkey, but like he's a 

1006
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,200
cute little monkey. 
The monkey puts. 

1007
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,800
The monkey puts his hand between
their lips. 

1008
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,480
Right, monkey. 
Yeah. 

1009
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:36,040
Monkey. 
And then you know the it's it. 

1010
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,920
The black circles close out the 
movie. 

1011
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,560
Yeah, Looney Tunes. 
Yeah, Looney Tunes. 

1012
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:46,600
Yeah, no, dude, death by poison.
Motherfucker ate three dates. 

1013
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,880
He was gone. 
Yeah, dude, like, but again, you

1014
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,000
think about like a kid, like a 
child seeing that. 

1015
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,040
And like a kid, I remember being
a kid, I wanted a pet monkey. 

1016
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,280
Didn't we all? 
We didn't, we? 

1017
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,960
All right. 
And then they kill the monkey. 

1018
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,920
You don't get a monkey, kids. 
Yeah, just. 

1019
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,600
But the funny moment with the 
monkeys when he's with his owner

1020
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,800
and the Nazis meet the owner and
the owner's telling them like 

1021
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,200
where they are or whatever. 
He goes like El Sig or whatever 

1022
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,480
you say, don't clip that he 
says. 

1023
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,240
And then the monkey does it too.
It's like, well, the guy does it

1024
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:22,120
and then the guys do it back, 
right? 

1025
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,880
And then the monkey does it and 
like they're kind of like, oh, 

1026
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,400
they're like just have to do it.
Like just they just know their 

1027
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,960
rules, their orders of command. 
So like half they have to 

1028
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,040
respond to the monkey. 
See, that's funny. 

1029
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,560
That's a little. 
That's a funny little Booney 

1030
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,400
tune. 
See. 

1031
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,880
Like, yeah. 
I'm getting you on my side. 

1032
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,560
No, but then they kill the 
monkey and they kill the monkey.

1033
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,320
You like that? 
That's darker. 

1034
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,600
It's evil. 
The monkey gets killed, poisoned

1035
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,120
to death by his own owner, 
killed by his own owner. 

1036
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:56,320
Oh yeah, Yep, sure is. 
See, that's twisted. 

1037
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,960
And so see, in the remake, they 
would show the owner like seeing

1038
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,320
him, like he's watching, like 
making sure that Indiana dies 

1039
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:09,360
and then the monkey eats it. 
Oh God, RFK comes back again. 

1040
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,800
A funny thing with the Germans, 
the Germans when they speak 

1041
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,520
German to each other, they had 
to hire German voice actors to 

1042
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,000
dub over what the German say 
because the German that they 

1043
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,920
spoke was so bad, had such a 
strong American accent that the 

1044
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,080
Germans couldn't understand what
the Germans were speaking. 

1045
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:33,200
Like what they OK, so they just 
weren't hiring German actors. 

1046
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,240
If they were German, they were 
American. 

1047
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,240
They didn't. 
They didn't know. 

1048
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,520
German. 
OK, OK. 

1049
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,800
German descent, I'm thinking. 
Yeah, 1980s. 

1050
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,120
Trying to find a German actor to
play a Nazi could be tough. 

1051
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:52,800
Yeah. 
Could be kind of hard to to find

1052
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,840
that. 
Find it inside you. 

1053
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,360
We know it's. 
Yeah, I just, you know what I'm 

1054
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,800
actually saying. 
Like, I don't know, I'm sure 

1055
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,200
somebody will be like, actually 
like, Germans were absolutely OK

1056
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,560
playing Nazi themselves. 
I don't know if I'm buying that,

1057
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,840
though, 'cause it, it didn't 
happen in this movie. 

1058
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,360
Nope. 
So those were American actors 

1059
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,960
playing Nazi soldiers. 
Yeah. 

1060
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,240
And they were doing such a 
horrible job. 

1061
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,600
At the German speak, Like if 
they never spoke German, I don't

1062
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,440
think they're like subtitled 
German, but when they are 

1063
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,800
speaking German, like in the 
background, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1064
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,400
They're like, what the fuck? 
The Germans like what are they 

1065
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,960
saying? 
Yeah, this is a German. 

1066
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,240
Yeah, so then they went and got 
German actors. 

1067
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,320
Voice actors have just. 
Done right, yeah. 

1068
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,480
The Germans are like, they're 
not going to see my face, are 

1069
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,880
they? 
Yeah, yeah, right. 

1070
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,920
They're like, because. 
Because I actually do still got 

1071
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,200
it in the bag. 
It's funny you ask. 

1072
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,560
I actually, yeah, I I do the 
Nazi German thing really well. 

1073
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,720
Yeah. 
Interesting. 

1074
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,640
This movie. 
This episode might get flat, 

1075
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,880
yeah. 
This movie is the only Indiana 

1076
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,120
Jones movie, and it's a 
franchise movie that got 

1077
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,160
nominated for Best Picture. 
Wait. 

1078
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,160
Repeat that. 
Sorry. 

1079
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,720
This movie, Raiders of the Lost 
Ark, was nominated for Best 

1080
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,920
Picture, which is kind of 
interesting to think about with 

1081
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,400
the being a franchise movie, but
the first one hit so well that 

1082
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,920
it was a Best Picture nominee. 
Yeah, what? 

1083
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,920
What was it up against? 
This is 1981. 

1084
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,720
Let's just see we which is 
going. 

1085
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,920
To be 1982 Oscars, right? 
I get. 

1086
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,040
Yeah, yeah. 
Best picture. 

1087
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,000
The one that won was Chariots on
Fire. 

1088
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,720
The other nominees were the 
Atlantic City on Golden Pond, 

1089
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,280
Raiders of the Lost Ark, and 
Reds. 

1090
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,720
I've never just asked any of 
these movies. 

1091
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,240
Did it win? 
No, no. 

1092
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,600
Chariots of Chariots of Fire 1. 
Gotcha. 

1093
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,840
Chariots of Fire, which is a 
sports drama. 

1094
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,720
Nice. 
In the class obsessed and 

1095
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:51,000
religiously divided the United 
Kingdom of the early 1920s, two 

1096
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,760
determined young runners trained
for the 1924 Paras Olympics. 

1097
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,840
Eric Lydell. 
A devout Christian born to 

1098
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,240
Scottish missionaries in China. 
He's running as part of his 

1099
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,720
worship of God's glory and 
refuses to train or compete on 

1100
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,400
the Sabbath. 
Harold Abrams. 

1101
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,600
Hey wow, this is this sounds 
interesting. 

1102
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,720
Harold Abrams overcomes 
anti-Semitism and class bias but

1103
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:16,560
neglects his beloved sweetheart 
Cybil in a single minded quest. 

1104
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:21,520
Sibel, you know what? 
Yeah, maybe that. 

1105
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,680
Yeah. 
That's why I beat Raiders of the

1106
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,000
Lost Ark. 
Yeah, Chariots of Fire have won 

1107
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,720
a lot of these, won music. 
Well, I. 

1108
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,760
Mean Raiders of the Lost Ark won
film editing. 

1109
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,320
Really. 
OK, well, I mean, what do you 

1110
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,600
think about that? 
Bad thing's good paste. 

1111
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,760
Well, yeah, yeah, there's 
nothing bad about the editing at

1112
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,400
all. 
Yeah, it won art direction, 

1113
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,320
Raiders. 
You know what? 

1114
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,120
That makes sense. 
Yeah, I like that it. 

1115
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:52,960
Puts you in the world. 
Yeah, yeah, it does a really 

1116
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,560
good job of that. 
There are great aspects of this 

1117
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,480
movie and I'm. 
I'm only hating on it simply for

1118
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,400
it just just couldn't quite seem
if they knew it, just Spielberg,

1119
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,120
he couldn't tell if he wanted to
go more Schindler's List, Saving

1120
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:14,320
Private Ryan or ET. 
But I don't know, I mean, in a 

1121
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,880
way you could say he kind of did
the same thing with Jurassic 

1122
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,720
Park. 
And Jurassic Park is so good. 

1123
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,000
Yeah. 
Like, I don't know, I guess 

1124
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,960
maybe the whole I like, I like 
that he gave the explanation of,

1125
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,160
like, the nightmares just being 
forced on other people. 

1126
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,160
Yeah, that's hilarious. 
That's a perfect way to explain 

1127
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,960
why this movie is what it is. 
Another cool thing you said 

1128
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:39,080
during that speech is that him 
making ET inspired him to have 

1129
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,320
children. 
Like, that made him realize he 

1130
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,680
loves children, like, wants to 
have kids and start a family. 

1131
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,400
It's like after that movie, he 
started a family like that, that

1132
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,680
working with the kid actors. 
Like he says he still feels like

1133
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,720
he was like, a not a parent, but
like a figure, like a figure in 

1134
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,280
their life and he's still 
involved in their lives. 

1135
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,280
Yeah. 
Just feels very compelled to, 

1136
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,880
you know, like he loves those 
kids because he worked with them

1137
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,880
on set. 
Just he fell in love with like I

1138
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,800
want to be a father. 
I see, yeah, I mean, dude, I 

1139
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,920
like just, you know, I, I work 
in commercials mainly, but like 

1140
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,040
I do a lot of like there's a lot
of kid commercials and I just 

1141
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:16,920
watching how big of a role it is
for the director to get along 

1142
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:20,120
with the kids. 
Like that's probably the biggest

1143
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,200
part of the job whenever you are
a director for kids. 

1144
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,240
Like get them comfortable. 
Yeah, you have to like just. 

1145
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,840
And that's like you. 
Got to be patient, yeah. 

1146
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,120
And so that is that that's 
really cool that ET like had a 

1147
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,040
big impact on him because it 
just I I could totally 

1148
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,520
understand why it would, 
especially if you get like a 

1149
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,000
really good kid actor and like 
you just, you know, genuinely 

1150
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,600
like are having a good time, 
Like that's that's really cool. 

1151
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,960
That's really cool. 
I wonder what this movie did for

1152
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,280
him. 
Maybe let him to God, I don't 

1153
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,640
know. 
He's Jewish, so he probably 

1154
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,200
already was. 
Well, he got to kill, he got to 

1155
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,960
melt off all the Nazis faces by 
the rabbi wrath of God, so. 

1156
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,160
There's a cool little moment 
with like the wrath of God 

1157
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,360
against the Nazis is when they 
put the ark in the crate and 

1158
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,640
they put their Nazi emblems on 
it. 

1159
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,760
When the Ark's in there, it like
burns the Nazi emblem first. 

1160
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,200
It's like this can't be near. 
Me right, Yeah. 

1161
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,080
It's like a cool little touch. 
Yeah, I like that. 

1162
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:20,920
I like that. 
Yeah. 

1163
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,720
They're just, we kind of touched
on it, but like just scary 

1164
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,560
aspects of this, like. 
But it does look good. 

1165
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:31,960
Like when Marion is bouncing 
around, like all the skulls that

1166
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,800
are not even skulls, they still 
very much look like they kind of

1167
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:35,720
just died. 
Yeah. 

1168
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:40,160
And then put like that one 
singular shot of the the snake 

1169
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,280
like Slytherin through the 
skull's mouth and then hearing 

1170
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:48,880
her scream, like cinematically, 
that's beautiful, that looks. 

1171
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,520
Great. 
Yeah, it's more of Jerry Shot. 

1172
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:55,280
Yeah, again, but like just one 
of those where it's like that is

1173
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,920
not made for a child. 
No, no, it's insane. 

1174
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,600
It's just PG. 
Well, I mean, it's not insane 

1175
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,400
knowing the history, but knowing
what we know now, yeah, PG. 

1176
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,240
But it couldn't be an R would do
like like this is. 

1177
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,360
No, it's too silly to be an R. 
Yeah, it's literally, it's 

1178
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,160
literally PG13. 
Yeah, it's perfect for PG13. 

1179
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,480
Yeah, and they literally were 
the reason why they created 

1180
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,480
PG13. 
Yep. 

1181
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:21,000
You notice that during the 
bazooka scene, when Bellick's 

1182
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,960
talking to Nina Jones, a family 
lands on his face and like, goes

1183
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,680
in his mouth. 
He just keeps acting. 

1184
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,880
And it's impressive. 
He's like, literally like a 

1185
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,480
little fly on his face and like 
crawls up and then you just see 

1186
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,560
it disappear in his mouth. 
Gross, bro. 

1187
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,640
No, that's cool though. 
That's cool. 

1188
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,320
I he was good. 
He was a good actor. 

1189
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,560
Bellick. 
Yeah, I liked him a lot. 

1190
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,560
He is Paul Freeman. 
Yeah, he's good. 

1191
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,960
He's good. 
Are you ready? 

1192
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,440
Are you ready to write this? 
Let's do it. 

1193
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,520
All right, All right, Greg, what
do you have for Raiders of the 

1194
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,040
Lost Ark? 
I can tell there's going to be a

1195
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,240
very different scores. 
For Raiders of the Locked Ark. 

1196
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,560
For Raiders of the Lost Ark, 
starting with acting, I'm going 

1197
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,600
to give it a six out of 10. 
What? 

1198
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,840
Yeah, dude, I just. 
Yeah, easy. 

1199
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,800
Yeah, I just. 
I kind of already explained it 

1200
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:20,160
like I like I think of the the 
bar scene when Harrison Ford for

1201
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,200
like when Indiana Jones first 
walks in the bar and sees 

1202
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,080
Marian, just that whole 
dialogue. 

1203
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,480
I was like, this is just 
terrible. 

1204
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,920
This is awful. 
Could arguably be lower than a 

1205
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,240
six out of 10 now that I'm 
really thinking about it. 

1206
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:41,640
And so just stuff like that. 
I think it's also because I am 

1207
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:45,360
just convinced that this should 
have been a more serious movie 

1208
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,680
rather than going the silly 
route. 

1209
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,280
So their performance is just 
kind of like just some about it 

1210
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:56,560
like throws me off anyways. 
So not it might not even 

1211
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,160
necessarily be their fault, I 
just think like. 

1212
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:04,440
Anyway, 6 out of 10. 
All right, writing 8 out of 10. 

1213
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,280
It's a good story. 
There we go. 

1214
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,120
And I like I yeah, I definitely 
love just originality of it. 

1215
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,800
And then you, you know, I told 
you you could convince me, 

1216
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,920
telling me kind of how the 
beginning sets up the perfect 

1217
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,680
world for what we are about to 
see. 

1218
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,280
You're right. 
And we see like a lot of just 

1219
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:25,160
cool twists, like what they're 
tackling is very good. 

1220
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,880
Yeah. 
So like writing is 8 out of 10. 

1221
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,360
It's a solid, you know, editing 
8 out of 10. 

1222
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,440
Nice. 
Same thing. 

1223
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:36,880
Like it's just, I mean, that's 
just it, it looks good. 

1224
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,040
It's very timely. 
Like, I think it has a very good

1225
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:44,160
pace for what it's going for. 
I don't think like the ending is

1226
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,760
wrapped up too quickly or 
anything like that. 

1227
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:51,360
I think just like. 
Yeah. 

1228
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,480
It's solid. 
It's solid. 

1229
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,200
OK cinematography 9 out of ten. 
There we go. 

1230
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,560
You know, I think this is like 
beautifully shot, like where 

1231
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,800
they are. 
We've already talked a little 

1232
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:05,040
bit about some like specific 
shots, but like camera work on 

1233
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,040
this was, I think very well 
done. 

1234
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,760
Yeah, like class act like very, 
very good. 

1235
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,680
I say all that say enjoyability 
6 out of 10. 

1236
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:18,240
Like it's just like, you know, 
whatever, dude. 

1237
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,840
More glasses on. 
Got you. 

1238
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,200
He did. 
No, no, no. 

1239
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,360
Maybe I really what I need to do
is I need to see it when I'm 

1240
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,360
just in a better mood, but I was
just not. 

1241
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,240
You're in shambles. 
I was in shambles. 

1242
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:35,040
Yesterday and I was like, fuck 
this, 7.4 out of 10 for Raiders 

1243
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,800
of the Lost Ark, come for me, 
whatever. 

1244
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:44,200
Like, it's OK, Like everybody, 
we're the world's going to keep 

1245
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,480
spinning. 
And and that's it. 

1246
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,760
And I've explained my reasons 
for why I'm not the biggest fan 

1247
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,720
of this movie. 
So at least I'm not just hating 

1248
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:00,920
to hate. 
I told you why I it just kind of

1249
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:05,000
throws me off. 
I have acting 9 out of 10. 

1250
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:07,680
I think it's good. 
I think it's like they. 

1251
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,480
You could think whatever you 
want. 

1252
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,200
I know the what the script says,
what the, you know, the kind of 

1253
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,760
humor. 
I think it's all they're acting 

1254
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,480
perfectly for what the 
characters are meant to be 

1255
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,320
writing. 9 out of 10, that great
story, the structure, the setup,

1256
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,960
everything's kind of just like a
perfectly little written story, 

1257
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,160
but it's not like crazy dramatic
ending, but like in the sense of

1258
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,640
like the theme or whatever, but 
it's just like a good solid 

1259
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,200
written story. 
Editing a sematography is kind 

1260
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,720
of lumping together at a 10 out 
of 10 for each of them. 

1261
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,160
It's because Spielberg's mastery
when it comes to making movies 

1262
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,240
is his blocking of characters 
which then goes in the editing 

1263
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,160
of how they can piece these 
different shots together. 

1264
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,120
Because when that Spielberg is 
insanely good at. 

1265
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,800
When you watch this movie it's 
like holy shit even Jaws, all of

1266
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,920
them, the first movie ever did 
Jaws doing this. 

1267
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,840
He's able to have multiple shots
in one take to where he's all 

1268
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,000
like the way they can't the 
characters move. 

1269
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,080
Like you can see 4 characters in
one shot and the way that they 

1270
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,520
move will tell you something 
about their power positioning or

1271
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,720
like what's happening in the 
scene, like tell a story based 

1272
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,200
on how they're moving within the
frame. 

1273
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,480
And then he'll it'll be a long 
shot and you have like 6 

1274
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,920
different shots where it's it'll
start on a wide, it'll zoom into

1275
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,040
a medium shot, get on a 
closeable 1 character, come back

1276
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,560
to a wide. 
So he's using one take to like 

1277
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:21,080
show off a bunch of different a 
bunch of different shots, which 

1278
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,560
is just impressive. 1 of them is
like when they're, when he's 

1279
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,560
talking to those like FBI or CIA
guys, the government, U.S. 

1280
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,360
government. 
The first time that you know, 

1281
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,960
Indian Jones explained the arc 
and like what it does and the 

1282
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,800
staff of raw and all that stuff.
There's like a moment when 

1283
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,960
they're all kind of clumped 
together talking, but you can 

1284
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,960
see everybody's face because of 
the shot. 

1285
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,760
And then when Indian Jones kind 
of takes the floor to explain 

1286
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,680
something, he like moved to the 
left corner of the frame, like 

1287
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,760
towering over everybody, like 
seeing that he's now the center 

1288
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,040
of focus of attention. 
That's just cool things that 

1289
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,400
they do within the camera. 
So like editing it together and 

1290
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,560
then the cinematography kind of 
cone together. 

1291
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,640
So enjoyability, I put it at a 
nine out of 10. 

1292
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:03,080
I like this classic childhood 
childhood movie. 

1293
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,960
I like watching it. 
Hour 40, solid fun world diving 

1294
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,080
into Indiana Jones to 9 out of 
10 for enjoyability. 

1295
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:14,400
So my total score is a 9.5 out 
of 10 for Raiders of the Lost 

1296
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,200
Ark. 
You bastard all. 

1297
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,120
Right bro? 
Yeah. 

1298
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:25,520
I mean, we talked about doing 
like an overrated, like a top 10

1299
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:29,160
overrated movies episode. 
This is this is one of those I 

1300
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,560
put in there. 
Going to be all of them. 

1301
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,000
Every Indiana Jones over 
overrated. 

1302
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,320
Oh, man, yeah, I know. 
Again, it's just one of those 

1303
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:42,800
like, I just wish, like, I wish 
they had gone the darker route 

1304
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,760
of Indiana Jones. 
It's just an alcoholic that's 

1305
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,840
just like, God, everything so 
fucked up. 

1306
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:52,400
Like look at who we keep 
everywhere we go, we just leave 

1307
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,280
dead bodies. 
There's definitely, there's 

1308
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,840
definitely opportunity to make 
it a darker story. 

1309
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,760
As Mary and I had to leave, so 
many people died for us to love.

1310
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:05,040
They do kind of kiss on the 
darkness and the light 

1311
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,320
heartedness. 
Like it's just like they touch 

1312
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:10,040
the darkness, touch the scary, 
touch the comedy, touch the 

1313
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,640
romance. 
Like it's all very much just 

1314
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:14,040
like dipping their water, 
dipping their toe in the water 

1315
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,160
on every little theme they could
do. 

1316
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,200
Their like vibe I guess, not 
theme vibe. 

1317
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:22,840
It's like God, Marian, like 
we've just left a path of death 

1318
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,000
and destruction behind us 
everywhere we go. 

1319
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,360
When we finally see the ark of 
government, the Ark of the 

1320
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:31,920
covenant, will God forgive us? 
Like that's what I want. 

1321
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,920
That's what I want. 
You want some giant thematic? 

1322
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,640
I want them heavy. 
I want them begging for God's 

1323
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,320
forgiveness at the end of this 
movie. 

1324
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,160
Then not God shows up. 
Not. 

1325
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,920
You will be forgiven. 
Yeah, not going to drinking and 

1326
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:55,120
hooking up, continuing their 
life of sin, which will 

1327
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,760
undoubtedly result in more 
deaths. 

1328
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:03,680
Yes, as the other movies do. 
Brutal deaths anyways, so yeah. 

1329
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,480
Any final thoughts on the old 
Raiders of the Lozer? 

1330
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,360
What do you think that just was?
I want. 

1331
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,880
I want more. 
No, no, that's that's all I got.

1332
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,920
Just I that somebody should 
remake this movie. 

1333
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,400
It should be darker. 
There's something there, though.

1334
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,200
There's something there. 
Maybe they'll get it right the 

1335
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:26,640
next time. 
Yeah, no, that's all I got. 

1336
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,440
We left it out on the floor 
today. 

1337
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:31,760
Yeah, that's, that's what I had.
All right, same thing. 

1338
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:32,920
Thank. 
God for listening to comment 

1339
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,480
below your thoughts on Raiders 
of the Lost Ark. 

1340
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,320
Let us know if you learn more 
toward me. 

1341
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,280
Let me know if you learn more 
towards grey. 

1342
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:41,440
If you like this like weak, 
hard, what do you think? 

1343
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,680
Make your heart this. 
I don't know. 

1344
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:47,440
I'm just saying weaker hard is 
funny thing to say. 

1345
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:49,600
Softer, hard. 
Softer. 

1346
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,440
Is it softer hard? 
Yeah. 

1347
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:56,600
Help me now. 
All right, We'll see y'all next 

1348
01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:01,800
week as always. 
Yeah, we'll see you next week. 

1349
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,960
Like I just said, we are out.
