Right. Good evening, everybody.
Good evening, Ryan. Welcome to another Thursday
night action with me and the missus and Reece and Ryan and
Senna and Carlos is. Back, I'm back and back.
Welcome, welcome. Did you miss me?
Yeah. Though we.
Had we missed? Well, Reece missed his Mama,
Yeah. Where was you?
Well, your mum wasn't missing me, that's for sure.
I. Thought that was dips.
What's that? I thought dips was on the date.
But your mum could be any number of people.
Oh, forgot my phone. I've lived in the UK my entire
life and I love the UK. But times are getting tough
about a doubt. Higher taxes, police to
struggling to do their jobs of course.
And as of today, again, the weather.
We've also seen lots of people in the UK leaving to more places
like Dubai, Cyprus, America, Miami.
And today we're going to discuss if moving somewhere is something
we should consider the benefits for and against.
Warm weather, that's a biggie for me do.
You know what, the summer, the summer here, I love the spring,
I love the summer. Yes, we've started, mate.
I love the I love the spring and the summer, but the autumn and
the winter's tough in it. It's a long winter in this
country because the winter starts in September and, and,
and it finishes in June. It's a long winter.
I, I love the warm weather, but I, I do since I've had kids, I,
I've made a, a conscious decision.
Every year I spend at least a month, six weeks, the whole
summer holidays away in the sun with my kids.
Do you go away for a long time then do you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do one.
Yeah. How does work?
Well, you know. Obviously work does cope back,
yes. I do fly back and forward if and
when I'm needed to, so I'll go. I'll come back for a day or two,
sort everything out and then come back.
Oh that's cool. So mixing mixing the kids can
stop this. The kids stay there.
I mean, you know, in COVID she, she went over to, we go to
Marbella, she went over to Marbella for three months the
first time the whole, the whole 3 months.
And then she's done that every year.
And then obviously now things got back to normal with school
holidays. Their school holidays I think is
8 weeks. So we we try and go for six to
eight weeks if we can. Oh, fair play.
That's yeah, yeah. But you know, I do loads of
business out there as well. So it is a holiday, but it I've
got friends, I've got customers there.
So I'm still I'm still doing some stuff.
Which country is this? In in Spain.
Which part of? Spain, my bear.
What kind of business? They're not saying, yeah, this,
well, we're OK. Let's start with right what
we've talked about this before business obviously for me it's
really difficult to go away because of work and commitments.
How would the Hartley compound manage with an overseas branch?
Well, it's, it's something that I've definitely thought about,
especially since Labour have come into government, but.
Also, Harrods, you, you've, you've really done that, haven't
you? Because although it's not a
flight away, it's still a totally different post, a long
way away from home. I mean, look, I I've got a
really good staff and as long as I have my, as long as I have my
mobile on me, I can, I can pull the strings and call the shots
from kind of from anywhere. I'm not saying I can do the same
job as what I could do if I was face to face in the UK.
But, you know, then you have to weigh up, OK, I'm not doing
quite as much business as I was, but I'm paying no tax.
So I'm earning more money by not doing as much business.
And you're talking Dubai on the tax?
Well, you know, the problem is with Dubai.
It's a great country. I, I spend a lot of time out
there, but I, I couldn't, I don't think I could live there.
I think, I mean if I was forced to live there I would probably
hate every minute. I think, I think the problem
with that with Dubai is the weather, the opposite way
around. Like there's times it's like 50.
Well, how could you? How could you be there in the
summer, You know, from from June to September?
You, you, you know, you you shouldn't.
You shouldn't go outside. People have said that you can't
go outside again. Don't you go. 50°.
Let's say it's from like air con to air con to air con to air
con. People like just trying to get
out. The most frustrating thing with
Dubai is when you go and it's it's really, really hot.
All the restaurants, all the hotels, all the stores, the
malls, everything is freezing cold.
You're too cold in a short shorts and T-shirt.
You need to go out in a jumper because it's 45° outside.
You know, because it's outside, it's so hot.
The air condition's so cold. Yeah, we've, we've like Dubai's
been, we've been there a couple of times, haven't we?
In the one thing which I found was weird when, when we when we
drove all the way to Abu Dhabi, it's like, it's almost like
you're on a like a motorway and then you turn off and you're in
a holiday resort. Yeah, yeah.
It's like like the surface is. My, my wife hates it.
It's, it's, we went over there to film some, some podcasts that
that we don't like. 5-6 episodes were filmed the important people
by not the important people, but just just just, you know, we're
going to do a tour of America soon.
So we've got some people lined up in America to get on the
show. So she went with me for, for a
few days and it's, it's great for a holiday, you know, for
four or five days. It's great.
It's lovely. You can't beat it.
But I I don't think I can live there.
Yeah, yeah. I looked at it so like take home
pay in the UK because of the tax.
Let's say you're in the upper tax bracket, which you probably
would need to be to go move and live in a Dubai or something
like that. So if you're on, let's take a
very good pay of 120 grand a year in the UK, you take home
£76,000 after all the taxes. So you could go to Dubai and
earn 76 grand and and have the same amount of money every
month. You could take that much of A
pay here. So that's like a third, yeah.
It's smart, isn't it? Yeah, I've been.
I've been looking. At it, I think properties
probably come down in Dubai in the last couple of weeks or so
do you that's. A good.
Point we should we should maybe explore buying a couple of
places in Dubai, see how it goes.
But it's called buying the dip, isn't it?
And how's the dip? This is this is the time like.
Can I get some AK-40 sevens mark?
I've got paintball guns if they are.
Well, they look the part, isn't it?
Like I spoke to, I spoke to you, I know I gave you, I need a call
the other day to see how he's getting over on over there.
Obviously he's gone to and he just said that it's just a
chilled, nice, relaxing life. Yeah, but you know what though?
Is that because he's retired though?
I. Don't think he's, I think, I
think he's still doing deals and he's got property and stuff like
that, but I think he's definitely out the rat race.
You see, The thing is you have to have that stance.
If I move to another country, I would have to either open up in
that country and I could work harder than what I do here to
try and build the brand in that country.
And I know these places are great in the holiday
destinations, but when it's Monday morning, you know, you're
in your office, you're trying to do some work.
Doesn't matter where you are. You know, it could be 100°
outside and beautiful weather and boats and cars and planes
and helicopters. But you know, I'm in this office
and I need to sell some cars. And that's that's just what it
is. Yeah, See when?
When it's a nice day at work. When we're at work, you can't
tell it's a nice day at work. Doesn't make any difference.
And also how many people, and I'm not saying this is the case
with Yanni or or anybody else that's left the country, But
when you said you spoke to him on the phone the other day and
you were saying, oh, what a great move it was.
And it's so chilled. It's so like how many people
would you speak to and go, oh, you know what, Mark, I've moved
out here and to be honest with you, shit, you know, they're not
going to tell you that, are they?
They're going to tell you that they've made the right decision.
So, you know, I don't blame him. He's obviously got family and
ties and stuff over there. And it is a better lifestyle if
he, if he has taken his foot off the gas a bit, which no Enyani,
it'd be hard for him to do that because he is a workaholic.
But if he has taken his foot off the gas a bit, you know it is it
is a lifestyle that you will be able to enjoy more.
Because also cars obviously in Dubai, if you've got like a posh
car, a nice car, a Lamborghini, like there's that.
We saw that many didn't we, when we were driving around.
It was ridiculous. Like everybody, not everybody by
any means, but a lot of lot of cars were posh cars and they
almost watered it down a little bit.
It wasn't so special. Well, like Reese has just said,
if someone earns 120,000 in this country, then the walkway was
76. If you want 120,000 in Dubai,
you walk away with 120,000. You've got 50 odd 1000 lbs to go
spend on a car that's essentially free.
Yeah, yeah. So everyone is buying a share on
the LaFerrari and these things. They're just instead of giving
the money to the UK government for tax, they're just buying a
share on. Put it down.
Yeah, Yeah, it's it. It's, I mean, it sounds
appealing, doesn't? It retirement's a thing because
my dad like, never retired. So he was ill, died, he didn't
go to work because he was ill and then died.
Said like there was no, there was no work all your life, you
know, because your dad, your dad doesn't.
Does he still work just as much? Or is he?
Yeah. But you know, it's, it's funny
because we both, we both, we both work every hour of the day,
but we're both super flexible on, Yeah, you know, I could be
working at Disneyland, I could be at Disneyland with the kids
and I could still be working. I just need to take a phone call
for an hour. I'll be back in an hour.
I just need to make a phone call.
So, you know, you can still get that done.
And there's a balance between we're not just office based.
And you know, if I'm going to go to London and see a customer,
I'm in London, I see a customer, I do a deal, look where I am,
I'm in London, may as well go for some nice food and take the
wife out and go here and do that.
So all of a sudden you're not stuck in an office.
So it was a balance where you can mix probably a bit
different. Probably a bit different for
you. And I'm lucky because of what I
do. I'm it allows me to do that, you
know? Yeah, I'm at a post code.
Yeah, exactly. You're in an office.
We're stuck there, which is not a bad place to be stuck.
Great place to work and not same great staff.
But it's not it's we haven't got the flexibility, have we?
No. Would you enjoy the prospects of
trying to start up the Harley brand in like another country,
like the The Challenge? Oh, 100%, yeah, yeah, 100%.
And we're always looking to expand.
You know, I haven't really talked about this, but I think
I'm going to look at expanding close now to where where I live,
putting something near near where I live as another branch.
Why? Why?
Because I I I need more room. I keep, I keep, I now stock more
cars than what we used to stock. So we had the original showroom
that would fit 18 cars and then we built the new showroom, which
will fit another 50 cars. And then now we could do with
another showroom to put another 20 cars in.
You know, because I've got cars parked outside and some come in
and some go out and I'm stressing out all the time,
especially on a day like today, what's outside, what's inside.
And I've just started doing loads of business locally to
here and to where I live because obviously we live close.
And is that? Has that been the pub?
Yeah, yeah. So alcoholism does work.
It does. It does work.
It can work. And also, you know, there's no
one. There's no one around this area.
There's no one. I mean, this is the nice part of
the Midlands where you live and there's nobody around this area
who who who does what I do. I get the business, but it's
still not the local in the village business.
Do you know what I mean? There's still how many kind of
time do you go to Stratford to go to Henley or to go to
Reddish? And you see really nice cars all
the time, every, you know they're.
Everywhere they're buying. Them from somewhere?
Yeah, they're buying them from me.
Tom Dean says it really is time to leave, but where do you go?
Yeah, I think like get in the comments, please.
Like if obviously to move to places like Dubai, which we're
going to talk about in a minute, you need money.
Like that's the downside. I feel like there's a lot to get
there easily. You've got to have money.
So like a lot of these places are still unachievable to get to
well. You see, you got to look at a
reason why you're leaving in the first place.
So there's, there's there's a lot of countries that have worse
tax brackets than us. You don't necessarily want to
leave to go there. America is no better than the UK
minimal. Their tax is very similar.
So America's a very dangerous country.
You know, where you hear about the, the gun crimes and stuff
that they have. So particularly I wouldn't want
to live there. Dubai is very safe.
It's it's cool, but obviously it's not the safest place in the
world at the moment. But you know, it has known to be
a safe place. There's massive tax benefits.
So that gives you an incentive to go.
I love Europe, love Europe. If I could open anywhere
tomorrow, it'd be Spain. But it's seasonal.
You know, it's, you go, you go to Spain in November, December,
January, February, it's you may as well be in England and it's
it's seasonal and there's a language barrier there for me,
which which I mean, my kids are starting to speak Spanish, but I
don't speak a word of Spanish. So that's the reason why I
wouldn't go to Spain or Europe. So you know, Dubai predominantly
is, is an English speaking, isn't it?
There's probably more people who speak English in Dubai as their
first tongue than what? Than what there is any other any
other language. Yeah, Now we, we looked at at
one stage before my mom and dad weren't so well, we looked,
looked in it looked to America, our friends, the Scotlands had a
place over there, didn't they? And it sounded amazing.
But then we, when you think about it, I think we've going on
holiday. They were saying to us that they
had a SEC. They've got a second place in
America. The first week of their holiday
is spent mowing, cleaning, fixing.
The bills keep coming and then all of a sudden I think he was
saying it costs about £20,000 to keep a house there for the
holidays. You've got three holidays there.
I don't know if it's £20,000 like it's so it doesn't.
Maybe it's not the the thing to have a second.
Home. I think if you spend 3-4 months
a year in your second home, you get the benefit, but there's got
to be at least that. I think they're doing that now,
but they've got kids, so we can't do that.
Yeah, because of schools. Because of schools and that's
where would you go? We drove to Abu Dhabi and when
we were there we met with a lot of people and saw a life there
that just looked mind blowing. Like like but I think.
Mind blowing. What way though?
What grabbed you? But we went to someone's house
and his house was on a golf course.
Not interested in golf but we jumped on a golf buggy to like
his local like area in his housing estate like.
A clubhouse it was. Clubhouse.
It was like a swimming pool and music and everything.
Like a, like a get together and like.
Thing and it was in the winter, so I've not been in the summer,
so it's probably unbearable in the summer.
But it was like December. It was like 21°.
There was like nice cars everywhere.
It just felt like a, a nice place to be.
I don't know if I could live there but, and there's a lot of
British people there as well, a lot of expats.
So I feel like you would feel at home there.
And I think food, food's good there.
I love American food. That's what I like about
America. I like when we go down.
Is it Universal Ave. works good. You go down there, there's
Dennis International Drive. That's it.
There's loads of different places to eat.
You can go bowling. You can go crazy golf.
But if you're living there, you're not doing that every.
Day. But there's the cinema, there's
like walk around Walmart. I love a Walmart.
There's just stuff to do and that's the problem.
Like my birthday? Tomorrow I'm scared of America,
man Honestly, I just. You can get shot at any time by
anybody I've. Never felt all.
That you can't really get shot. Wow, I mean you get stabbed a
lot. I was going to say.
Losing you get stabbed a lot thanks to Keir Starmer.
It's it's my birthday tomorrow. Is it?
Yeah, big, big like 38. Oh, it's all right, 38.
You get into the 40. It was 30.
Two last year. But.
He's had one of these criminals clock him that way.
It's all about he's like, he's like, could someone clock me
please? I'm showing 50 but I'd like to
be showing 30 but. Like what do we do?
What? How old are you tomorrow?
I don't want. To say, of course you've got to
say everyone, you're an international superstar, you'll
come up on Wikipedia. Yeah, but my Google age is way
better than my real life. But like I we well, what's your
metabolic? What what are we 30?
Wasn't it? What am I going to?
What are we going to do? Like we're going to go to, we're
going to go for breakfast, aren't we got the day off work,
which is like, can't wait to have the day off work.
We go, go go for breakfast, then we're going to go play crazy
golf. I don't know what else to do.
That's so true. Is it inside or outside Crazy
golf? I am not doing outdoors.
Because I'm going to say you do well, crazy golf tonight.
We're going to tree top, tree top, tree topping, ball ring in
the ball ring, and then I want to go to wings, wing stop or
something, yeah. That's about as much.
I think I've sold a car to the guy who owns that, you know?
So you can get me a free flipping 6 piece.
I will treat you to a six piece meal tomorrow, it's be your
birthday. That's just going to cost me in
another way, isn't? It, well, yeah, you know, it's
going to cost you way more in the future.
Right. I'm just going to quickly,
quickly go through, actually, should we talk about, should we
go to the news for a second? Because we've been talking about
stuff for ages? Welcome to this week's news.
Right hot off the press, something really lovely happened
this week. So there's been a new baby born
into this world and she's been named Senna.
Oh, really? A little girl called Senna
Pakura Pakura born on the 6th of March and apparently her mum and
dad are big fans there. She is big.
Fans liked the name because it's short, simple.
Like ours, yeah, this is probably what Drake and 5th or
6th person would like. Like girls which have been named
Senna as well, so. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's not
a popular girl's name, is it? No, it's it's definitely.
A more difficult after Senna and they know you it's it's a good
chance it's named after Senna. Yeah.
So welcome to the world, Senna. Yeah.
Nice big. Compliment.
Hope you're being good for your little mummy and daddy there,
right? Car stuff.
Honda scrap O series. What's the O series?
Honda, Oh. Geez, it's bad.
Does it look like a Prius? Where's?
That the third one. I've got a funny story to tell
you in a minute. Buddy, there we go.
What is that? Both scrapped here.
What the fuck is that? What's?
The difference? Between the two is 1 on the
left, I mean the right it's OK, but the left, geez.
One's one's a saloon and one's an an EV and they.
Both electric. Yeah, they're this is what I'm
saying. Why are we wasting time talking
about a left? We can ask, right?
Because of the EVU turn. I'll make you laugh.
So have you ever seen this new Mercedes VLE?
Is it vile? No, no, it's amazing.
So it's a it's a, it's the new V class Mercedes, but instead of
being like a people carrier, it's like a, like an S class in
quality. Like it's, it's beautiful.
That looks like an Escalade or something.
But it's it is electric. That front's fugly.
It's that car's amazing, right? Oh, it's ugly.
I was talking. I, I'm laid in bed this morning
and I'm talking to my wife and I'm looking at this thing on
Instagram and I'm going, that would be great for the kids.
You know, I might, I might order one of them.
That would be great for you and the kids.
So she's looking at it. She's like, I am not driving
that, I'm not driving that. So I said, I said, why not?
She said, because I look like a soccer mum, like I see you.
I said, but you are a, you are a soccer mum.
You know, you do take the kids to school and come back.
So she's like, no, you're not selling the Rolls Royce.
Fuck that. I'm not doing it.
So then I've got Christian on my side, right?
Because this, this car's got like a 32 inch TV with an Xbox
and every, every seat's got its own iPad charger.
So like he's sold. He's like, that's amazing.
So then I tried to get Isla on my side and Isla's watched the
video and she's sharp and she went, daddy, is this car
electric? So I said yeah mate, her face,
she screwed her face up and. Looked at me.
She's 8. She looked at me in disgust.
I felt this big. She was like, Oh no, no, no, no,
no. And then she was like, I'm going
to tell mum, Mummy, daddy's going to sell the car or buy an
electric car. Well, the first time I've seen
that you've come in Mitzi's car tonight that.
Yeah, I just. Oh my God, it's amazing.
You haven't walked past it yet, have you?
No. It's massive.
Was you a proud dad in that moment?
Yeah, no, I honestly because I thought I'm not going to drive
the electric car, it's purely for the kids and to the school.
But I just thought it sucks. It's so it's so good like for
kids and like the TV's and the Xbox, all these are great.
And no, like my little girl and she's not really she she is into
cars but she doesn't know loads about cars and she looked at me
like I was a piece of rubbish. When when dad first had his
Tesla, he was saying that when he was going past the schools,
the kids were loving the Tesla. They were like the kids were
into the Tesla. Who said this?
Darb. Who's Darb?
My. Mate, his mate that's got a
Tesla. He shouldn't tell too many
people that when he drives past the schools the kids love his
Tesla. Like it sounds a bit pedo.
Whatever, Good point. What's he doing parking outside
the schools and his Tesla? He sits outside and the mums go
which one's yours? And he says I've not decided
yet. Do you have an electric charging
point at your? House I most certainly do not.
Imagine that you getting one of them.
Oh no, definitely not. You've been running
extensionally for me, yeah. Right Ferrari new car, a mouthy
Spider V8 drop top 631 horsepower.
How many days after that comes out you're getting one?
I don't want one that's worth half price.
I think it's going to be a bad one.
Can you do me a favour, Reese, please?
This is what? This is why I'm confused with
this car. This car is the new model to the
Roma. OK, Remember the Roma?
Yes, she is. Can you please tell me the
difference between the two models?
They're exactly the same. Yeah, it doesn't look a lot to
them. There's nothing they have done.
Nothing. I bet they have price.
Yeah, it's probably 100 grand more.
The bonnet goes down a bit more, doesn't it?
I don't think there's any difference at all.
I mean, they're very. Dynamics.
I base they basically said to like someone like me, like make
the new model of that they've gone.
I don't know on those wheels. I seen my first F 80 this week.
Where on the roads? No, Paul Bailey was a guest on
Cars and Money and he had, he's got the, he's got the, the
F40F50 Enzo laugh. And what's it look like?
What's it look like? I was absolutely blown away by
it and I've called it ugly since it since the pictures have been
launched in real life. It's unreal.
Is it? Yeah.
Didn't look like all the money. Yeah, it looks unreal.
Talking of firsts and other Italian brands, Lamborghini the
first Temorario. For sale for.
Sale. Or somebody's in trouble
somebody's not somebody's in trouble somebody.
'S bin number. Somebody's gone Billy Boob balls
and gone right? I'm out.
How much is that for sale for? €565,000 My God.
Also, it's in, it's in Europe. Yeah, not.
We're going to help the person in the UK when it happens.
I've actually been offered three temerarios.
What physical car? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Love.
It Yep, I've been offered three. Everyone who owns them has
accepted the fact they're they're they're going to take
less than what the cars cost. No one wants overlist.
So why do they want out? Because they'd rather lose 20
grand now than 100 grand in six months.
Really. Is that what they're how they're
thinking? Yeah, yeah, 100%.
They both said the same thing. The car is amazing.
It's so quick, it drives so good, but they're like, you
know, it's just it's AV 8, it's not AV 10.
Like the the original. So do you think they go back to
their hurricanes then do you think, do you think?
I think cars like Performantes and St.
OS will. You'll see a big price increase
in those cars and then in the and.
Steratos. And Steratos, yeah, yeah, and
Steratos. But I think I think more STO.
Yeah, see. Yeah, obviously I sold the STO.
Great car. Great, great car.
But yeah, just I had a car doing the same thing.
That's. I just bought last week a 24
plate Hurricane Evo Spider. And so it was a late one, a 24
plate. And I can't believe how much I
had to pay to buy it and how much I sold it for the same day.
Like it was a really good car, really good stock.
I thought I need the stock and I'm looking at the market and
I'm going are these cars making 260 two 170,000?
Because what was that new? But I suppose not.
Probably a lot more than that it.
Was that money and it's 2 years old and I'm thinking I'm sick of
people telling me such and such. Bought my car.
They gave me 230, they gave me 240, they gave me 220 and I'm
thinking I value this car like 180 because I was buying them at
182 years ago. So I I just stepped on and and
bought it. I thought like, let's see proofs
in the pudding. So why are they?
Doing well, I think it's, you know, it's the non, it's the non
hybrid, it's the V10. It's I think people they they've
always loved the hurricane, even from 2015, they've always loved
the hurricane and they're just great, great cars, aren't they
Very good. And when you look at Temorario
at 400 or 450,000. Yeah, it's a half price.
I mean, they're now the same price as Revolto which?
So how would you like Temorario? Like so those people.
Have been like 400,000 like list, but they're going to be
300 before you turn around, aren't they?
Yeah. Right.
Getting back onto moving to a foreign country, somebody's
asked a question. If you had to move to a foreign
country and you could only take one car, what?
Would it be? Now you can't say they're
Bugatti, because it doesn't. Work.
Oh, is this any car in the world, or is this your car that
you own? Well, let's go with what you
own, OK? And it's got to fit us all in or
she just. No, just you can type 1 car
doesn't mean you can't buy another car over there, does it?
But oh OK, I'm starting to understand this question.
Right if I've got to type 1 car. Yeah, what would you?
Take it has to be the SVJ then, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, Old Rock box. Yeah, I think, yeah, I'm with
you on that. One, I'm starting a petition for
you to drag the SPJ out of the time. 100% when that sun comes
out, that car's coming out for the summer.
I want to start a petition to for it not to do that.
I I, I I want to buy this car from you but I need to not put
it for sale for a while, just hold it because I need to put
everything back to normal. Pretend it was never your car.
Like put four different number plates on it so rock box doesn't
show up in the previous HP is or car verticals and and and sell
it because SVJ's are going bonkers.
Where? Where's it?
Where's it at now? Is it that they are you getting
half a mil from now? You are.
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting your car would fetch half a million.
A sensible car that hasn't been enjoyed would would get 550.
Yeah, see. When?
This was years ago now.
When? Remember when I valued your cars
on your drive and I put that at 400,000, I now put it at 5:00.
So you've had 100 grand in a couple of months?
You need to get a fire extinguisher for it though.
Yeah, just worry me that. It kinda it makes me sad because
I know that even if I do earn in life, I'll never be able to own
an SPJ because by the time I buy.
But this is about £1,000,000. That's why the past five people
are buying them. They'd rather give a half a
million for one now than 600 for one next year.
And that's, that's what I've done, like a lot of times in my
life is what when you realize when you've watched a car and
you've watched it go, it's very difficult, isn't it, when you've
watched a car and you, no, I won't do it.
Yet you feel like I've missed the.
Boat missed the boat. And sometimes you haven't,
because then it goes again and again and again and again and
again. And you know what?
Sometimes if a good investment car, you you, you can't pick up
at the right money. You have to pay too much money
on the day to get on the ladder of that car.
You know, if someone wants an SPJ, everyone wants to pay sub
500,000. You're not buying one for that.
You might have to go and give 550 and you think I'll give 50
grand. Too much money but you've got
it. Yeah, you're in.
Send me the comments. What happy 60th And then
somebody's put is the 64 because you are 64.
Oh no, can you can we just delete them?
I. Don't want to delete them.
You're in me prime. You are now.
I am in me prime. Can we go?
Can we go comments please? This week's funniest comments.
Right, we've got a couple to address this week now.
Poorly walnuts. That's his, his that.
Honestly, I don't know why these people.
Think of anything. So somebody put where's the
Bugatti video? There's a lot of things.
Where's the Bugatti video? And he's gone hard in things
take time, kid. It's not Lego fair plating
because we put we put, didn't we?
That we can't. It's not going to be over like
straight away. Yeah, but it's.
And then the next one. Now this one's bad.
OK, so, MMM, 64 weh. Someone's taken a photo of this
car and put Jane's new whip. What?
Coincidentally, it's a cougar. I don't get it.
Why? Coincident.
Coincidentally, it's a cougar. So I want to address the sexual
comments which we keep getting about you.
OK, so there's a lot of. News to me.
I get a lot of sexual comments towards you.
I get nil all all this sort of stuff all the time.
I get prank calls of people asking me to send them pictures
of Jane. I'm like, I haven't got any.
Pictures like I just want to like the concert messages and I
just I want to put a public thing out now for to to stop the
some of the messages which I keep getting so hot fit stunning
yes, I would and stuff like that.
And what do they say about Jane? Because that's what I'm teasing.
About you. But what we want to say is like,
stop messaging me. I am taken.
Yeah, I am fully taken. Honestly, the sexual harassment
these days is ridiculous. So stop with the MILF jokes
please. Thank you.
Done right, Internet, New Internet, obviously, last week
was a absolute success. Yes, it worked.
It didn't cut off. So big shout out.
Leap IT, Chris. Obviously last week when we said
it, we wasn't sure whether anyone could hear you, whether
his business was going to be obliterated forever.
And it's not. So if you're in like Solihull
area and you need Internet, hit up Chris from Leap IT.
He also comes to Redditch, obviously.
Yeah, area, Big area. Bollards.
Bollard Security. I've got that.
Have we got what what we got? How many freebies you had this
week? Everybody's had freebies except
for me. There's there's a pixelated
picture of your house up to the left.
There we go. Oh, there we go.
Look at that. It's like a morning.
I've got them. Not two though, not 2.
What are you and Reese getting up to?
Me but yeah, like Rich and the team came absolutely amazing
when you need some bollards true story I've.
Got them at the showroom already and they are a must.
They're an absolute must. Like if you break, if you people
can always break into your premises.
So just make sure they can't get back out.
Yeah, You know, now you're in, you can't get out.
Yeah. And it's, it is, it is one of
those things. And it like they are, they're
easy to get up and down. There's no like getting out and
locking things. You can't be doing it manually,
It's long. Yeah.
So I feel like if you if you've got the opportunity.
Yeah, they are. Wow.
So there's no knocking them down or anything.
There, Yeah. Don't they take like 10 or 15
tons of pressure per bollard or something?
The ones I have do. Whatever, Whatever you're in
these with, they're not moving. Yeah.
Yeah, they're good. They're a month.
Let's not chance it though because of the early.
Warwick and also these are why is.
It for a gamble. Your your, your your insurance
will come down quite a lot. Because of that, so it'd be
worth get a bit back. Yeah, but why?
We're just doing shout outs. I also want to do a shout out
because a lovely lady called Steph contacted me.
She's got a company. Come over here a second, please,
Senna. I thought you were going to pull
Steph out of the. She's got a company called Nits
and Pieces, she's on Instagram, she made Senna a beautiful
bespoke. We are fully freebie this week.
Oh yeah, you've had a go, haven't you?
And. And a headband.
And you love it, don't you? So.
Your favorite? So thank you, Steph.
This is where she says no. Do you want kids are honest?
Is it your is it your favorite jacket?
Oh, good work. Obviously it's.
Beadier from, but I don't. Really.
Now let's go back over. There I bought.
Technical difficulties. But I don't really.
I don't really like the. I'm so.
Nervous. That person's made a lot of time
and effort. No, check her out because the
stuff that she does is absolutely amazing.
So thank you so much. Right, another sponsor again
this week, which is good again. So thank you.
Well, same job car vertical. So thank you guys.
If you ever want to do, if you guys ever want to do background
checks, I know you've started using this week.
You know what, I want to. I've used HPI since as long as I
can ever remember and I've got an absolute nothing against HPI
to do the job, but I do feel as though car vertical or that bit
more in depth with with the checks and I, I, I, you know,
they, they do pick up on some things that HPI doesn't pick up
on. And have you swapped because you
asked, you rang up and. Asked.
I haven't swapped yet because I haven't got anyone's contact
details account, did you? Yeah, I'm sorry.
So I need to get in touch with car vertical.
I did and try and set up an account because that's who I
want to move forward with from here on in.
I, I think they're, I think they're a fantastic, fantastic
company. Yeah.
Well, so like obviously if you're looking to buy a car,
just do the checks. Obviously we're seeing more and
more nightmares. And you can use, there's a
discount code live LIVE, which is also live.
What is all that about? How?
How can you? How can be live and live?
It's like, read and read what? Like if you if you read a book,
it's READ, you know? Reece has a little bit.
I thought that was the blue. No, no.
No. It's like, you know, if you read
a book or you read a book, it's. Like everyone looking at their
computer screen just and gone no.
This is why you left school at 11.
You're definitely right. The joke's on you, I'm very.
Educated Saturday Focus. It's gonna be my first time in
my car, so I'm going to Donington Park.
I'm doing a test day on on on Saturday for a trap day so if
anyone has. You got a picture of your car or
live or a duck 'cause it does look very cool.
You race your car, you race your car alone or do you have like is
a a copilot? No, it's like this is like
racing round Donington Park and brands at so I'm by myself in in
this when we did the buggy and we were like 2.
So. But what I mean is like I wanna
get I wanna. Even said to me.
Even said to me, Why do you? Come and do in a ride and drive
at. You'd.
Love it. Japan teaming up?
Yeah, I know. We can't.
No, you can. We can.
Do more. Is there is there a series we
can do where there's two drivers?
Yeah, 1. 16 trophy. They're doing endurance race,
yeah. Well, let's do it.
Is that it? Or is that the wrong one?
That's it. What kind of car do we have to
buy? No, we can borrow their lens
one. Yeah, yeah.
So that's my race car for this year.
And that's going to be in the endurance or that's no, no.
That's a focus. All right.
Yeah, that's what. You can come and race against me
at which I think would be good. There's actually a sponsor spot
spare in the front, right? Yeah, they're in there.
It's there's anyone there who has a premium car dealership who
would like to see. If it was on anything else but a
focus I would, but I don't sell focuses in the Focus
Championship Cup so but. People are going to be watching
it who might like nice. Millions of people.
Watch it's actually the biggest Focus Cup race ever.
It's it's the big biggest motorsport.
Well, Donington's going to be swarming this weekend because
you've announced that you're there.
On Saturday, yeah, It's only a track day, though.
Only but a. Track day is still a trap.
Though I want to talk about it quickly when we're on
motorsport, Formula One, let's just go.
Let's just go for it quickly. Australia, Russell first, Antony
second, Leclerc first. Lando 5th.
Oscar Piastry. He smashed before the race.
At his home. Race.
I mean, that was just a bit of nerves, wasn't it?
So if you haven't seen any, so basically what he did.
Actually thinking outside the box, do you think he maybe did
it because he just wanted to have a good few tennis with his
mates? Couple of castle mains, maybe
4X. Lisa Reece has gone for Lando
crash because he didn't listen to the.
OK, can I, can I ask your opinion on the Formula One this
this week? Because I I watched it in and
out. So I watched the start of the
race, which I always do, and I just thought the entertainment
value was amazing for the start of the race there must have been
like the foot. The top three overtook each
other like 8 times. Right.
Yeah, but. It's and then it's kind of died,
but it looked like extremely competitive, like Hamilton was
in for a chance declare was there.
Russell lost a position. I thought, wow, this is amazing.
They interviewed every driver after the race like, oh, you
know, what do you think of the race?
You know, what do you think of the new cars?
They were like, it's shit. Do you know why that and?
I was like how bad is it? Do you know what?
Do you know why that why they why it was all racing?
Because they can't race. So basically have to wait for
their car to regen and recharge? Yeah, so you can't.
Go so you each car is at different stage.
Yeah, you've gotta go fast. Oh no, gotta wait for me
battery. I have to.
So I have to coast into corners to to get their battery to
regen. I mean, why have they?
Why have they done this? And they have to change down a
gear early, Rev it longer to get the to get the battery.
But then the guy behind you, he's already done that for three
laps and he's got loads of battery, so he overtakes you.
And then obviously he slows. Down.
Nobody had actually commented here saying actually Piastra's
hybrid car suddenly created an extra 100 horsepower and a
glitch which spun him out. Really.
Is that what it was? Did it accidentally under the
power? I'm going to try that next.
Week the. 1st. Round next time I have a Fender
Bender. The car generated another 100
horsepower. Mate, I didn't know what you're
talking about. But Max is back end locked up as
well didn't it? So maybe.
Max hates it, doesn't he? Yeah.
I mean, he is so vocal about how much he hates this new car.
But when we used to race the Boogie in before they got
better, you could never race flat out.
You always had to do like 7580 because they would break, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you couldn't. Push as hard as you can, but
with this stuff I race now you just drive it like you've
struck. I mean, that's, that's the form
of racing though, because like, like Le Mans, you know, you
can't drive your car for 24 hours flat out because the car
will break. So it's about managing the car
and it's still part of racing. But this new Formula One where I
haven't got all the power because I need to recharge and
all this job, I mean, that's not racing.
They've got to fix that. It's crazy because I think like
you can do a fast lap but then you can't do like four in a row.
I know it's mad, isn't it? Yeah, especially to that sort of
thing. And right, update on the Veron V
and Ron Gearbox. We have got some team, aren't
we? It's going to be epic.
Like I'll have to fill you in actors of all the the full
things. But like every every day we seem
to get somebody else on board and we we went down to
furlongers on Monday, on your Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
And we've got these new guys who've come on board to help get
this gearbox fixed and. So you're fixing the gearbox or
you're replacing the gearbox? Fixing.
OK, it can be fixed. Ish yeah, I think so.
And I think we've got, we've got the people helping who designed,
built, the people from like who used to be at Ricardo who built
the gearbox that are all in on it and.
Are they allowed to be? Because I've left Ricardo, OH.
OK. All right.
Yeah, OK. Because you know and and Bugatti
just not being helpful or you've not approached him, you've had
no need to approach. Him.
No, we have tried. Obviously don't want, you just
didn't. Get a response, Yeah.
So I, I, I don't watch. I don't watch any.
I'm never, I'm never in front of anything to watch anything.
Yeah. So, so basically we we contacted
them and they have not replied by text e-mail.
Oh, no, you told me that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I've had nothing back. So we were talking about it,
weren't we? Are we blacklisted?
Do you mean is the car blacklisted?
Is it maybe because it was? We thought maybe do you know
like it's not a? Persang, I don't think.
I don't know. I don't know.
They were thinking maybe because it's a Persang replica, maybe
they took offence to that. It was still a Bayron join the
Somebody's still spent £1,000,000.
On and I don't think the engine's ever been like no, no,
no messed around with. It's just it's just original,
just original. It's just it's just the the
finish of the body. Exactly.
Well, no, I don't. I don't think they would.
Do anything. It has got a different front
bumper. But but it's a Bugatti bumper.
No, no or man, sorry. Because it's been made out of
metal, so the front bumper is like polished aluminium.
So they've made a front bumper and they were saying maybe that
was it because of safety, but. No.
Is that better than for when you park next to a curb?
Just asking for a friend. God, if you hit a curb in that
Jesus. Christ, what should we get?
Could you imagine? By the way, you'll thoroughly
enjoy driving. If it ever gets back on the
road, you will thoroughly enjoy driving the wave on.
It's dead easy to drive. I cannot and you will.
You will drive it honestly, you will.
No, I will. I actually feel better in
lefties than righties, don't I? Yeah, yeah, because you're
closer to the curb so you can see it coming even faster.
I normally have to have Mark in the car behind me saying will
you get over? Stressing me out.
Yeah, I like just stop backseat driving and leave me to it.
Right. A lot of people obviously will
leave the UK. Well, let's, let's, let's I've
wrote some reasons why you might want to leave in my in my head,
warmer taxes, housing, like the cost of housing.
That was centre talking French Blvd.
Healthcare, schooling, and obviously safety and.
I think safety needs to be further up that list.
Safety definitely needs to be further.
Up the They weren't. They weren't in order.
They were just. Do you know?
What else needs to be on there as well?
You go to other countries like Dubai, Abu Dhabi, that's.
Clean. No.
Rubbish. Disgusting.
I'm not about traffic light. Have you ever seen as you come?
No, I mean as in the rubbish. Have you ever seen off the off a
motorway? Junction I know.
When you come off a motorway junction, it's unbelievable.
No, that's why you're about. Traffic light, anywhere where
somebody's stopped, they must be sat there for a couple of
minutes and go. I'll tell you what I'll do right
now, clean me car out like well stop.
They do it up the road like there's McDonald's packets,
there's people fly tipping like. I don't there's no excuse for
throwing rubbish out of a car window.
No rubbish, no, no excuse whatsoever.
Car's probably like just quick, let's just get, just get the
video, Get the video. I don't, I don't know what you
have on video of me, so I'm not going to even comment.
I decided it'll sparkle by you like.
Yeah, because on the image of going, yeah, it's terrible and
you're going well here, Carl, there's a video of you on the
M42 with a bin liner out the window.
So I'm just not even. I don't want to get involved in
this conversation. The other one as well is
potholes, because we drove to Holland via Amsterdam to go see
the gearbox and we drove there and the difference was amazing
because you're in the UK and there's loads of potholes and
the roads of crap and you've got no Wi-Fi on your phone, no
signal. And you go over to France, the
roads are perfect, you've got perfect signal, but literally as
soon as you get off the. Boat So what's the government
spending money on? That's that's what you need to
ask yourself, what are they spending money on?
Second homes. Yeah, and I've heard, I've
heard, I've heard. Listen, things get quiet, right?
Just hear me out for a second. What's?
He about. We go, we go to.
We press pause on we. We go to Costco, right?
We buy a dinghy, listen to me, we go on the Channel Tunnel, we
come back over, we get 40 grand, so.
We can do 40 grand a day. I'm not saying a day, but
there's four of us like. You know what I mean?
Well, how many is it? It's about that's about five
mile each of rowing. Can I just, if we do it, you
know, every other week? I don't want.
To burst. I do not want to burst the
bubble but he in a dinghy would be horrendous with seasickness.
Oh yeah, I can. I can.
But you've got to.
You've got to see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Is 40 grand laid there? I'm sure you'd be rowing.
I can. I can actually row.
I can row, I can do. Why are you saying you can row
just because you went to the dragon boat race?
We did do a dragon boat race. It was to.
Our training wasn't the great. Do you know what though?
Do you know what me beef with the Dragon Boat race?
Let's face it, it was through your old work, wasn't it?
Yes. And my beef with the dragon boat
races, we were there. There was lots and lots of
people. We'd spent two days of two
weekend, 2 days in the weekend of training and then everyone's
not pulling their full effort in.
So I got a bit pissed off because I was there and I put
all that effort in. So if you're there, you may as
well do the best you can. Well, that's the point.
To be in there, you may as well do the.
Best you can, but they weren't doing the best they can.
They were saved. They were leaving some in the
boat and I was going all in. I've been training hard for this
channel crossing. Yeah, yeah.
That's why I've lost some weight.
To be fair, that's like 10 grand each, isn't it?
We do it 3 or 4 times. I'm pretty sure they're not
checking IDs. I speak no English when you get
to. Well, yeah, if you want to.
I think as well about England, the one thing I like.
I keep on going, try and get her back on top, do you know?
What? This is positive, OK, go
positive. The thing I like about England
is how everything is close. So if you like the countryside.
Yeah. Country roads, they're 10
minutes away, yeah. But only because of where you
live. There's a lot of people that
don't live 10 minutes from the countryside.
If you live in Birmingham, OK, you're half an hour away and
then you're in the countryside and if you're in the countryside
you're half hour away into the city.
So whatever you like, you're not 1,000,000 miles away from
everything. I love, I love England.
I, I love England. I just, it's just, it's, it's
decreased heavily over the last five to 10 years.
Yeah, I I agree it's not what it.
It's not what it used. To be.
But then don't we say that about everything?
I feel like we say that about most things.
Not when you know the motorbot. I think we're getting old.
Yeah. I'm just getting a bit like
just, you know. Living in the path.
That's a bit, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
They don't make them like they used to.
Best bet in the UK in my opinion.
Redditch. Redditch is is a lovely place.
Nando's. The.
Cloverleaf. Cloverleaf, yeah, Basically got
our own race track. Literally a race track.
Probably best not say that live on the podcast though.
Oh yeah. What's What's Cloverly?
Basically, you don't. Like Cloverly?
From Reddish. No.
Oh, we're we're doing a right. We're gonna have a look.
So there's a dual carriage way, Yeah, and the exits are in the
shape of a cloverleaf. There we go, you can.
Literally go round and round all day.
There you go. Look.
Oh. Racetrack.
Look. Look at that.
You could drift. All the.
Thing there and drift that you never did.
It Cloverly I've been on, I have been on that road.
I just didn't know they called it that because I haven't seen
it from above, right? So.
Basically you can. It's perfect for warming your
tires up. Yeah, does that 1 LB slides it?
Goes like left and right. It's literally like it's one
way. It's wicked.
You change that. I better not load up.
People yes, no right filming we are oh right stolen car, yes the
focus we need your help. These people could really do if
you're sharing this our Instagram.
So basically we've got this car. It was a Focus ST. which was on
a 65 plate. It was cloned and then put on a
12 plate. Even the wrong shape car and
still people have been driving around it and we think sold as a
12 plate instead of a 65 and we are desperately looking for
information on the 65 plate or the OR the 12 plate.
Anybody who's got any information on that car let us
know would be greatly appreciated.
Head over to the Instagram. So I'm wonderfully prepared.
So we're looking for The Reg FP-65 MZF or YS12 XIU.
So if you know those regs or that used to be your car or you
know anybody do. You know what?
I used to have a Volkswagen Golf with the end of the number
plate. XAU, did you but this?
Is a Ford Focus. This is a Ford Focus.
Ford Focus any silver. If you work at Ford or you work
at the insurance company, anyone who can get in, yeah.
Illegally any GDP we're fine with GDPR rules and regulations
broken. A pinky promise not to tell who
you are like. Yeah, we've got no problem with
any of that business. So if you do like, yeah, work on
a computer which is not. So good, somebody's made a good
joke. A big pot always appeared on the
M42 near Redditch. Apparently the police are
looking into it. That's a.
Good 119 60 living that's. A really good.
Actually now because of all the potholes, it makes sense to have
a good handling car because you have to dodge them all now
because there's. So many of them or you just buy
a Sterato and just fucking go through them.
Do you know? What I mean, what else have we
got? We are.
So we are going back to this focus we're trying to find.
Find anybody who had the car stolen off them would be the
perfect person or how we ended up in the Copart as a stolen
recovered. So basically the car somewhere
along the line that car the the 12 plate has been exported or
crashed or something like that. So the 12 plate that ID has come
from somewhere. So maybe it's been like crashed
and scrapped or it's been exported.
So who had that 12 plate? Where did that 12 plate come
from? And then also then the 65 plate,
how you know, where is it? How did that car have you
carved? Vertically.
Yeah, we've done all that lot we've got.
We haven't got as much. So here's the Reese's finally.
It is an. Absolute.
It was disgusting when it turned up here.
I. Can't zoom in, so that's as good
as. You get why you bought it.
I don't know look how much pieces I've done.
I'll have a look in a. 2nd So yeah, it was like, it was like a
pretty a lot of damaged parts on it.
It's got a different front bumper.
It's got a titanium X front bumper, like filthy inside.
The inside was absolutely covered in mould.
But we need some we. Need something like it was a
bio. There was, yes.
Anyone who could hop in there you've.
Got the 12 in there as well. With the window down.
Oh, there's no window. There's no window, and it looks
like somebody's head butted the windscreen.
Like his decision on carbine lightly, Carl.
Wow. Do what happens, Joni, he he
veers away from dealing with me. This is what happens.
He's he just relapses. Just self focuses.
No. Do you sell stolen cars quick?
Question. Not intentionally.
Right discovery update please. OK, we.
Make some context for new viewers.
Oh, so yeah, so Carl is a massive fan of the Land Rover
brand. He has very reliable cars.
And so I've. Still not got my new one which
was supposed to come the 1st of. March, right?
How many have you actually got, How much you own, and how many
work? OK, so I own personally 1233.
Three How many work? One works.
I'm supposed to have a new one coming on the 1st of March which
no one's returned my call about when I call and ask where it is,
but I'm not really bothered because they've given me A-75
plate Range Rover Vogue SE as a courtesy car which I have
absolutely no intentions of giving back until I get my new
until I get my new Defender and I've had it for about 3 months
now. With a tow bar.
On with a tow bar on my driver just delivers cars in like 120
grand Range Rover vogue SE. Just non-stop as.
Well, just, I mean, there's so many miles on that car.
I mean, honestly, there is, there is so many miles on the
car. Dave loving that one, is it?
Dave loves it. He's got his massage seats, his
cold seats, sunroof and a Meridian sound.
How's the bridge jump in? Does it jump more?
It jumps. OK, Actually, you know, this has
got good suspension, good suspension jumps.
It jumps, well, it doesn't go as far as the defender, but it
still goes far enough. And our latest video,
repatriation video doing very well, I think it's on about 1.2
million now, yeah, in 2-3 days. Well, that's amazing.
So we we. We How many views an hour is
that? Well yes, it was doing 35,000 an
hour yesterday. Wow, my first.
Went out, I did 101,000 views in one hour.
No way, she's just mental. So yeah, we so basically
followed Paul Bailey's company. So we went out with Global
Telemetrics. Yeah.
Good company. Yeah, really good.
And basically they've got that team where this is the crazy
thing, so they don't go after like an expensive car over a
less expensive car. If you've signed up for those
Subs, they are going after that car and they've got their own
repatriation team. So they don't just say ring up
the police and say, we've had a car nicked, it's on the M42.
They go, yeah, yeah, they don't wait for the police because the
police probably haven't got time.
So they crack on and go and get that car.
Then they go from the car and then they ring the police and
say, I found the car, don't worry about it, we've got it
covered. Just want to let you know that
we're about to steal back a stolen car.
Yeah, yeah, the it's a great company and I use them.
And a lot of finance companies insist that, like, if I sell a
car and someone finances the car, the finance companies send
global telemetrics out to put a tracker on for them, you know?
Well. We had we had one guy lovely.
We went well. So one guy, one we went to this
one job and it was this white Jaguar F bass, lovely lady.
She was in the shop, wasn't She chatted to this lady and she
said, like, it came and was stolen.
And she was like, it's my car. And we were like, well, that's
weird. Like, you know.
And then it found out that the finance company had put the
tracker on. And I think, to be honest, I
think they'd fell behind on the payments.
Or not paid or whatever. So they put a a strong against
it, yeah. So like you say, so that all of
their cars are global telemetry for that reason.
So, you know, they they managed to find out exactly where they
were. And you, you've recently I've
been a guest on Cars and Money. Probably the best day of my
life. We.
Had a good day, didn't we? The sandwiches.
Where were those sandwiches? Good sandwiches, good caterers.
I don't mess around me when I, when I, when I put an event on
it's, you know. Let me tell you how nice it.
You're a mis, Jane. I'm I'm upset you weren't there,
actually. Yeah, I Why didn't you come,
Madam? It should have been all right.
No crusts. That's our posture.
Sandwich was no crust. Finger sandwiches are supposed
to be. But these weren't finger
sandwiches. They were little cubes.
Yeah, and to be fair, I'll. Look, did you have the three
cheese things? I tried every single one.
Yeah, yeah, great. But we don't input have a live
audience. How many people you think were
there? Probably 100 or something.
Yeah, there was a close to that. So that was an invitation only
event. Well, I I was told to cater for
40 people. Brilliant and 100 turned up but.
There was still sandwiches left because I took.
But there was loads of sandwiches, there was loads of
everyone had a good time. The podcast went great.
And we've we've kind of fast tracked you a bit.
So that might be coming out next Wednesday.
Oh, OK, so I'll let you know. Do you know, do you know ham
like, but do you know the ham with no white bits in?
Do you know the posh stuff where it's all pink?
Yeah, it was that. And what I was doing was I was
opening 2 sandwiches and I was double hamming.
I was just for that. No, that's why I was wasting the
bread and butter. But I was double hamming.
Yeah, do you know what? Sometimes there's not enough
meat in sandwiches. No, definitely.
That's what? And sausage and mash.
Did you have your sausage and mash?
Yeah. How good was that?
So it was a little tiny little sausage cut in the middle and
then mashed. Potato, but it looked like a hot
dog, but the sausage was the. Background.
Yeah, they're like it. Was like, it was a great.
Conversation for you too. Yeah, that.
Was good. All I'd like to say the food was
absolutely. Top We had a great day.
Thank you for coming and I think you're going to be a fantastic
guest. We had a lot to talk about.
But I thought like, I thought what was different about this
one for for your channel? I thought there was a lot more
me and you. Yeah.
I felt like it was less about Mark and more about yeah, yeah,
yeah. Because there was a lot of, we
were asked the same question. So I thought I think it'll have
a different dynamic to the usual one.
Yeah, and I think I think it'd be good, you know, you'll be a
you'll be a huge guest on there. And you know, it's definitely,
it's definitely, definitely worth worth a watch because like
I say, it was, it was in the showroom, lovely backdrop.
There was, say, somewhere between 70 and 100 people there.
So, you know, you got reactions from, from the crowd kind of
thing. It was, yeah, it was nice.
It was good. You get.
Questions as. Well, yeah.
And then we done AQ and a, didn't we, a live Q&A.
We're we're actually debating whether to release the Q&A as a
separate episode because it's still, it still went on for 30
minutes. Yeah, I wouldn't have thought it
was long enough because obviously somebody had to get
back and had to leave at a certain time.
Yes, I had to. I had to kick everybody out.
That reminds me. Yeah, it literally went, it's
half free. You've gotta go, right?
I had, I had paddle, I had a paddle court at 4:00.
Is that where you went? You're at the paddle win.
Stop, stop. 3 minutes talking about we're we're gonna move on
then. From paddling to paddling.
Something needs to be finished here.
We had a conversation the last time you were here.
Oh yeah. Talking about peeing in urinals
and race we said always goes into.
Into a cubicle for a win. He goes into a cube.
Yeah, that's that's, I don't know why.
What are you doing That's? Not normal.
I just. But.
You Why do you need to close the door?
What are you up to? You were saying that?
Is it weird when then you're stood next?
To somebody, if there's what I'm thinking, right, let let me just
put this together. There's there's rules of urinal,
there's urinal rules, yeah. Yeah, but we're gonna go through
these now, right? Yeah.
Here are 5. You're rhinos.
OK, I'm gonna let you choose. Right?
I've come in. OK, I've gone trap 1.
So this is now busy. OK, well, it doesn't have to be
then. Then Reese.
No. Reese is a bad example.
He goes in the other one. Ryan's come in and he's gone.
Trap. Which is exactly what would
happen. You'd always go ultimate.
You'd never go anywhere near. You want maximum space between
the next person. Isn't that because of splash
back? No, just because it's just
polite. It's just like I don't want to
look at you, you don't want to look at me.
Do you tend to find that you like that?
No, don't talk to anybody. Right.
So next one, where would you go next if you go in either?
So these three are still, I'm going to go the other way
around. Hang on a SEC.
No, no. Yes, I want to go for the
middle. Yeah.
Right, OK. But now the other two are out of
play this completely. 2 are not allowed at this stage.
No, even if someone walks in desperate.
If someone walks in, it's weird if they go for even.
If they go for this one, you've got a problem.
Yeah, you've got to get out of there.
Fast because he's looked at you and looked at the other person
and thought I would rather piss next to him.
No, but you've got a free. One and I'm like, why, you know?
You've got space here. Yeah.
If you've gone here, what are
you doing looking at why aren't you here?
Yeah. So this is the rules.
And this is like it's not really taught either as it's more like
a it's. Just common sense and think of
how much I think it's etiquette. Think of how much time you've
wasted by doing that or waiting for one to free up and you could
have just gone into the cubicle, had your own privacy and then.
So what about the people who've got a bad tummy and you're
ruining that? I'll be 10 seconds.
You're not those. Also also, you know not every
cubicle is is as clean as the toilet in your house, right?
I don't things happen in them cubicles mate.
I don't want to be going in there.
I like. I just want nothing to do with
the cubicles at all whatsoever. Right, here's a question.
Then when you go in, this is this is a good one.
When you go in in the comments please, I want to know what
people do. Well, somebody wants to know if
Reece. Sits down.
Ask Reece if mommy be. Potty trained.
Well, I'm, I'm wondering if you sit down.
I don't sit. Down.
No one knows. Well, yeah, exactly.
No one knows if you sit down, so we know everyone now how many
viewers we got in a minute. 2000.
There's 2000, people are now wondering, is he sitting down?
You can carry on wondering. No one knows.
No one knows he's. Sitting down as a man, just like
outrageous. Yeah, sit down.
And we, yeah. Yeah, even in the middle of the
night. Yeah.
OK, I mean. I don't think it would it even
work. I, I, I I've never.
I've never even. This has never crossed my mind.
I don't even if it would work. I'll have to try tonight do.
You mean you don't if it'd work? I don't know if it would come
out the same way, you'd have to wait a little bit.
But do you not? If you like sit down for a dump,
do you not? Yeah, but that's so that's part
of like natural. Well, it's not natural to sit
down. It's not natural to sit down and
wait. No, it's not.
And it's. Yeah, it's weird.
So you stand up and. Then sit down.
For the but I want people to ask.
Head shoulders the. Comments please.
When you walk into a toilet and there's if there's like 55
urinals and you're starting at one end because it's one of
those where you, which one do you?
Go, I'm going, I'm going 1-3 or five.
The other two are out completely out of play.
No, but I mean, if you're first in, how do you know when you
think which one's the cleanest or at which how?
Which is the? I always want to go to the less
used, which is. I'd love to know the.
I don't know. I don't know the not used.
Urinal. Surely it's going.
To be the one that's the same for you.
When you're going to a toilet, which which one do you go for?
Do you go to the nearest one? The furthest 1.
To one that looks well lit, I don't because then I can see if
there's PP and business on the floor.
I look to see if the quick glance, if there looks to be
toilet roll, not an overflowing sanitary bin and a clean bowl
if. You needed the toilet.
You would have pissed yourself. Like, like that's a that's a lot
to take in. But which one are you looking
at? First?
You've got to go. Which do you go?
Nearest the door or furthest away?
You haven't got a preference, Have you not got?
Have you not got like a formula you follow?
Well lit. I'd like to see what I'm doing.
I'd like to see what's in there. Well, I've got a formula.
What's your formula? I go one from last.
I don't go last because I think a lot of people will go last one
I don't go. I'll tell you why you're setting
up yourself for a for disappointment there.
I'll tell you why you're leaving yourself with two neighbors
potentially. Oh, I could go to the very end
and only have one neighbor. That's what I'm saying.
Either end you're only worst case you're going to have one
neighbor. The only thing worse than
someone standing next to you at urine is 2 people sit next to
you at urine. I mean.
But the ultimate is the cubicle, because you've got no neighbors.
Yeah, but you're you're then going into a room where someone
has just stuck shots and God knows what else they've done in
there. There could have been two people
in there before you. Don't mind, you've got no
neighbors. That night, it's a lapse.
That's true. You'll you fuck around, you'll
find out you're. Gonna get your fingers burning
you up. You can't.
You can't teach the youth these these days.
I'll put an old head on young shoulders.
Right. I think we should leave it
there. I think we've got everything.
Have we covered any messages? Does anybody?
No finishing one I think comes from Deke, the truck of 5885, he
put Reece would be at home in Bangkok.
This guy, what is he? What's he called?
Deke the trucker, Yeah. You'd meet him in the queue
before, wouldn't you? We won't mention the Bangkok.
Sorry, Deke, I'm just saying there's a stereotype of
whatever. I'm just saying the.
Point. The whole point is there's
nobody in the queue because so you're by yourself.
Well, we don't know that you close the door, mate.
There's. Nobody in there right relief you
2 carry on arguing. Thank you everyone for watching.
And so there won't be a video this Tuesday on the No, there
won't be. So there's no video this
Tuesday. We're busy having fun in place
with Racetrack. Yes, we are right when you say.
Nothing on Saturday. Yes, done this on Saturday.
There's no video on Tuesday, and unfortunately there's no live
next Thursday either. Bad business.
Wow, YouTube just. Yeah.
The end isn't here now, isn't it?
That's just giving up. You've.
Just that's it. You've threw in the towel
completely. As soon as you get to a middle,
you just give up. We haven't.
Got to 1,000,000 yet though and I want my car.
Have you got Have you got a million Subscribe.
Subscribe 920,000. That's a lot, man.
That's good, man. A million's amazing.
A million people subscribe to your channel?
Yeah, only £5.99 a subscription. Sorry, that's the wrong platform
man. Yeah, that's mine.
Thanks. For joining me, yeah.
Right. Thank you very much everyone.
See you soon. Take care.
Bye.