Right, welcome. Jane's just gone to get Carl a
drink. So I went over to the house and
forgot it recently. Well, tonight's tonight's
podcast. This is seamless so far now it's
really good. Recently I've been lucky enough
to make the plunge to get my hands on the epic Bugatti
Veyron. As you know, it wasn't the
perfect example. But now it's all fixed and I
want to share my experience so far of owning a Bugatti.
And joining us is Fellow X Bugatti owner.
Don't pull that paint. What are you doing it?
What are you doing to yourself? Yeah.
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, Car Hartley. Hello, everyone.
Thanks for having me back on the show.
That's always a pleasure. We've got Reece, we've got Jane
who's just getting Carl a drink, and then we've got Ryan
obviously banished to the cupboard.
Yeah. Mark's never done so much
exercise in the last 30 seconds and what he's just done.
And still forgot to bring. Yeah, you've run over to the
house to get me a white monster. Where was it?
Which is my a white monster is my Thursday fix.
I I've never had one before I started doing this podcast and I
never have one until the next Thursday at 6:00.
That's the only time I have one. It's like a like a little fix
for every week, you know? Right, everyone, It's hot.
It's really hot, really hot in here.
So you'll have to excuse us because we're all absolutely
bored. All right, I've got a fan.
That'd be perfect noise. We enjoy that.
Yeah, that would be great. Everyone all.
I don't think that's going to work well.
We'll say I'm not going to put it on straight away.
Right, Bugatti. It's home.
It's amazing. I've done a score run.
Did you? Yeah, we've done a score run
times, haven't you? To be fair, we've done.
We've been to the Harvester. You shut the school down or not.
It's they're only like sports thing at the minute but like
it's been crazy. The first night we went out in
it we were following a lorry and the lorry was on the wrong side
of the road so he could see it in his in his in his wing
mirror. You know what I used to get?
There is a There's a big blind spot on them.
Very wrong. Horrible.
I mean, it's the. Mirror's terrible.
You can't see. It's not designed for you to
look backwards, no. The the drive side mirror's
fine. Yeah, yeah.
So. So the blind spot on them cars
is the back passenger wheel arch, yes.
Can't see a thing, no. And you would you'd go down the
I'd go down the motorway, look in my look in my mirror in order
to see there, then look at the window.
There's nothing there, then move over and nearly sideswipe
somebody. But what the people do,
obviously, because it's very rare to see a Veyron or any
Bugatti on the road, is they want to take pictures.
Sit there and that's. Your your car is, is, is like
flow looks beautiful and they sit there and they're there and
they're there for as long as they want to be and you can't
see them. But you you're looking thinking
there's no one there. There's definitely no.
One there. Oh, here we go.
I've been there and also like the the rear when you look
across my rear view mirror. I don't know if it's because of
the the crow, sorry. The rear window also has a
reflection, so even when there's not a car there, I think there's
a car there. So it's the the, the, the the
side. Oh, because the Chrome, yes.
Yeah, I know. I didn't get that in mind.
Obviously feel like I'm yeah, I'm forever thinking I'm gonna
either hit somebody or I do need God.
It's something here in it. It's it's somebody that's going
to be fun. Also that that camera's angle is
just of a giant clout. Sorry everyone.
That's all right. Right.
Let's go on to a couple of questions already.
Are you out the woods now with the Bugatti?
Yes. Look, I suppose the only thing
which we don't know yet is the seal because it's not had the
seal, it's extreme force on it is maximum calling and maximum
umph, which maximum umph is when it goes down a heavy downshift,
not an upshift. So when it goes down from like a
A7 gear to a second gear is where it's sort of like does a
thing and then maximum cooling because it's hot, that's where
the opportunity is of that seal leaking.
But at the minute it's getting warm, cool, warm, cool.
So I think it's bed in that seal.
Yeah, it's going to take a while.
You're going to. This is why when you buy a new
car, for example, they give it, you know, don't go above 3000
Revs for the 1st 600 miles. It's fixed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, it doesn't apply
to you because you just #11 it down out the car park.
But yeah, you know, for five, 600 miles and a lot of cars have
1000 mile running in service. Yeah, we had a BM WM2 and they
reckon you couldn't go like 1200 or something like.
That they'd validate the warranty, yeah.
It had to be between a 800 and 1200 I remember.
When I used to when, you know, E46 M threes were were were were
hot news, you know, we were, they were in, out, in, out, in,
out when they were new. And that's the first thing you'd
check. Did it have his running in
service? If it didn't, you had no
warranty. You if you had one them now,
you'd never sell it, would you? It's going to be worth selling.
What a great. It's going up in value.
And you. Yeah.
Every minute. Right.
Somebody's. Bridge just sold it.
Did you? Yeah, well, I got a better
class. What a terrible decision you
give me, 5060. Grand for them.
Financially, that is a absolute nightmare suicide.
Well, if only on new. I saw one last week for 85
grand. Yeah, yeah, if only on 58,000
miles. Wasn't even that nice of a car.
And it was SMG, weren't it silver?
Yeah, SMG was silver. It had the small wheels.
No Harman Kardon. You know, I'm not complaining
because I'm happy with what I've got now.
I'm content in life. Right.
Come on then, Ella, Like there's one person sat in here which has
had a new car. There's two there.
No, there's not. Yes, there is No.
You've had a new car. What you bought now?
There's definitely only two people have had a new.
Car only 50% of the room here it's.
Definitely only 50. Percent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like my own.
Car's definitely not adding a new car, right?
OK, so Reese's adding a new car. Tell everyone how much too much
money you're paid. Well, I've had an alright.
Oh you told me V10V10 made. To be fair, I'd have fucked off
the M3 as well. That is a good car.
That is a really good car. Is that going up in?
By yeah, 100%. Yeah.
Thank you 100%. Probably not as much as an M3,
but. Manual or electronic?
No Gen. 2. Oh, Gen. 2S tronic.
What? Yeah, that, yeah, needs to be a
Gen. one really, didn't it? For Gen. 1 manual would have
been called, but not taking any of the way, it's a good job.
Not to ruin your. New basic.
So B10, yeah, Spoiler on the back.
Yeah, plus. Plus, what's the only colour not
to add red or? Orange anything of a tangerine
ish type, no? I don't mind, I like the red.
Oh, I love it. They say there's an ask for
every seat. There's quite a few people that
have spotted you out in the old Bugatti on.
Instagram. Somebody waved it, you're on the
way home, but you ignored them. Yeah, I didn't.
I don't. I don't ignore anybody, somebody
said the other day the bit they weren't ignored.
The guy on our street at work on Penguin Lane got out of his car
and I, I felt like it wasn't that spaghetti.
It was more like, you did it. It was like, yeah, It was like
more personal. It was like that.
Yeah, yeah. More personal.
Well done to him. It wasn't just a.
Like a cool car. It was like, yeah.
Get in there, Mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good luck. Yeah, there's been a lot of
spots, photos, but Instagram, like, I can't keep up with it
this week. It's just gone crazy.
Oh, here we go. Mike Brown absolutely love the
channel. I take my hat off to you all
involved, but surely with all the chat about Reece's mum,
surely it's only fair she gets to ride Vey and Ron too?
Ron, what was coming after that? We haven't spoke about your
mum's got off easy the last few weeks, hasn't she?
Been nice, she gets off easy most weeks.
I was enjoying the peace and quiet.
I forgot about your mum. Hi, Joe.
Right now I can't. I can't forget about it isn't.
It in a good way, a bad way. In a way you'll never
understand. I don't think I want.
To right what would be not to Senna.
She's been in BMX. She's been a national.
Where did we do nationals? A long way away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Something even bigger than that
as it could. That's it.
Everybody can I need a drum? Roll.
Oh yeah, come. On.
I've got my car. And I didn't know anything about
it you. Knew nothing about it.
I was lied to. Well, yeah.
I, I was at, I was racing with my friends at where was I at
Home Park? I was with the the lads from
Global Telemetrics, Mike and Gav and I rang up Senna and she said
Daddy, nothing's any different. And I was like, what?
She goes, nothing's any different, especially in my
bedroom. So I assumed we'd got a dog,
which I wasn't happy about. So I was kicking off because we
thought we had a dog and I was relieved that we had carpets.
Do you? Are you going to say who did the
carpets? I am home improvements UK
channel reached out and came over in secret twice without you
knowing. In fact, Mark, there's actually
a massive. He went on and went that off.
Then wooden box in the cow sheds.
What with? It had a body in it, didn't it?
Race. I hate.
People. This was everyone you can't see
the carpet as. You are you.
That's everything. That's the day we had the carpet
that no one can see. What a great photo.
Could you not have been pointed to?
Yeah. Anyway, it wasn't red.
I was told it was going to be red and it wasn't red, which is
good. Was that Jane just winding you
up? Yeah, red carpet.
He's. Stressing you out to be.
Fair. Yeah, isn't it?
It was good. Laid it well.
Red carpet or a dog? What's your beef with a dog?
We don't live a life. We wouldn't be able to do this.
We wouldn't be able. To we won't be able to do.
This mate, get a Doberman they're very self-sufficient.
Would. Not have.
Why? Because it just eats people.
When it's hungry, it finds an animal to eat.
It's done. Do you know what I mean?
Honestly barely see him. It's a miniature wired haired
dashing that we want. That's not gonna.
And if there is anybody that's got puppies, yeah, that's what
Senna wants to say. You're actually better having
another kid. Nah, it's less work.
Nah. I totally agree.
But get a dog that's the size of a small horse and let it free.
Simple. We actually if it's had a mare
and it's a terrible hunter, it will come to you for food.
If it's a good hunter it just protects.
You How does Caesar get on? Caesar's good, I ain't seen him
for a few weeks now. Hope everything's OK.
Just the postman's bag. Don't let.
Yeah, sometimes I just find an odd someone else's ripped shoe.
I swear to God, the other day I found a Nike ripped to shreds
and it was like a I'm not a size 12 in a shoe.
You know, this was a It wasn't my shoe.
It's not that Gardener again is. It So somebody's lost their
shoe. I don't understand what they
were doing with no shoes on in the 1st place.
I need to talk to Mitzi about this but someone lost a shoe or
lost a leg. I'm not sure.
But you are. I've got half your shoe.
He. Looks pretty scary.
Caesar does. He is pretty scary.
But I suppose that's the. Point I come downstairs
sometimes and he's somebody. He's allowed to sleep at the
front door and you're like, you're like spoiling it.
You're like. That the outside of the front
door we're talking. Of the no the inside, No, the
inside. Depends if it's raining.
And I walked downstairs and I looked at him the other night
and he just like popped his head up and I thought, don't really
need a glass of milk. I don't.
Think I don't think I do go, right?
Let's go. Shall we go to the news nice and
early? Let's go to It is too hot,
right? Welcome to this week's news.
What about the intro? Sorry, that's right, this isn't
fake news, this is fake noise. Mercedes the electric cars.
The C63 has been blessed with the V8 sounds and now there's a
new one. This CLA 45 makes a four part
A45S noise. But are these cars totally
electric? Totally electric and it's made
in it's. Now talking, why have they
called it a 63? Why is it not like a?
EQ It's the same as a take on turbo, isn't it?
Yeah. That is the most annoying name
of any car. Like how?
Why is it called a turbo? Yeah, like because it's got.
A car should have a turbo in. A turbo exactly like it should
be called sport. There's so many sort of things
you could, you won't. Know what we're going to call
it? But that's just not saying.
Starting with AT, but yeah, so that's, that's a Mercedes
trying, I suppose trying to do their bit, aren't they?
Make it less boring. Because it is boring.
So I suppose at least they're trying.
I mean, it's just, it's, it's, it's pathetic.
Electric car. Lover.
Oh, did you see ages ago, you know, you know Chiro used to own
the Sharmbrook? Yes, I went to a car meet at
Sharmbrook there years ago. I'd never been there.
Oh, it was good. Yeah, it was good.
It was like light hearted. I mean, it was, it was kind of
a, a very small, small, small version of like Supercar Fest.
What you gonna say 40 towers like?
I never went to the hotel, but he used to have these car meets
and stuff and he's always been very welcoming and, and, and I
love Chiro, He's a great. Guy Brilliant.
And somebody, so there was everyone was leaving.
So his Aventador went out, moved down the road, Aventador went
out down the road, then something else down the road.
And then this guy pulled out an I8 with his mate in the
passenger side. So it's obviously all electric
and his mates hanging out the window going everyone just
style. I like an I8I do.
No, really. Yeah, I do like an I8.
It makes no sense spying them free.
Can He had one, didn't you? I've always, I've always
fancied. You just like the doors.
Yeah, exactly. That's.
Just it, isn't it? Yeah.
My photographer had an I8 and like he nearly ended his life
over it. Just didn't it just constantly
problem problem problem. Problem.
They were horrendous to start of that, weren't they?
They were like, you know, they were like underground.
They did about 3 miles to the gallon.
The 1.6 Mini Cooper they had a. Tough time to start with shit
car. Sorry, I am.
There is a lot of new cars out simply because today started
Goodwood Fester speed. So all of the big boys yeah
we're going tomorrow. Oh.
Are you? Oh good, I should see you there
tomorrow. So they everybody brings new
cars out. So first of all McLaren brought
the first new car since the W 1. So 2021 months have had a dry
spell of announcing a new car. So this is the 788 HS.
So hang on a minute. Yes, that is a.
McLaren for definitely. New model, but it's not really a
new model. So that's a special edition of
A765LT. So they've done the same with
their 675 Lt. They made a 688 HS.
Which was a very cool car. Which was like, you know, 1313
brake horsepower more, more downforce look cool.
This is a great car. This is a super cool car.
But this is the same again. So to give you some stats, 788
horsepower, hence the 788 HHS nought to 62.6 seconds 205 mph
roof scoop. Who doesn't have a car for roof
scoop? Best cars in the world have
roof. Scoop Roof Scoop is the way
forward. Do you?
Have you ever had a car for Roof scoop?
Yeah, yeah. Did it scoop on the roof?
Or did it? It was yeah.
Do you know what we. I've had a few, the only.
It's a new car you haven't got. I've got a roof scoop.
The new car that I haven't got doesn't have a roof scoop that
I'll be you are. Such idiots.
I will be I'll be announcing later.
So the only roof scoop that I don't like on a car, and this is
going to be really controversial because I love the brand, is
Pagani. They do a very weird roof scoop.
Can you get a picture of her? I was going.
To say those can you get everyone turns a.
Picture up of the new Pagani Wyra.
Don't. I was.
Going to say don't ask. Ryan, he didn't do anything in
there. He's just in the.
Cobra. HUAYRA, it's a special edition
that's just been brought out. He's come to the roof scoop and
you'll see what I'm saying. How do you spell roof?
And he's spell roof. This one.
I don't know. You can't see it.
Oh, that's a weird thing, isn't it?
No. No, that's a, That's a wire with
a Ted Pester Pike. Idiot.
And that wasn't a fucking roof, was it?
That isn't a roof. You sent me a random panel of a
air intake. Yeah, the roof panel.
Oh my God, pay peanuts is where you.
Get that one. Yeah, so I think that looks
strange because it overhangs the the.
That looks like you can go snorkel.
Yeah, but also when they do, when if you put in their
roadster, it does the opposite, the roofs.
Keep Roadster if he's not prepared, you got to get him
ready to fall this. He's found me in a disabled way
in 20 seconds and he can't. I'm telling him what to do and
he can't do it. Needed a.
Spell it out mate. Spell it out.
No roofs. Sound it out.
Everyone's, everyone's gone flipping, everyone's watching.
Yeah, but I'm searching. It's not that in the middle.
Yeah, you see what I mean? Yeah, that's odd thing.
Isn't it? It looks weird.
Doesn't it with that colour strike though, does it?
You see it's behind it, like it sits behind and it's massive it.
I don't really like the roof scoop on a Pagani.
Every other car I quite like. Yeah, a lot.
They're very cool, like the roof.
Scoop on the P1 is cool. Yeah, and a 600 LTA 600LT with a
roof scoop and louvers. Yeah, really, really cool.
Very, very rare, but. As a McLaren fan can I say the
wing on that looks like a normal McLaren and they just chopped it
off and glued a new one on. It just looks a bit.
Looks right. Yeah, I like, I like it.
That's a fixed wing as well that doesn't go up and down, can we?
Go full screen. Oh, is this?
Oh, Ron's got to do that bit. I quite like it.
Just feels like I've stuck it on afterwards in.
My too many colours going on there though.
I wouldn't have had the gold pinstripes and the silver wheels
and the red calipers on a black with a yellow stripe.
Hell. It's Jesus.
Christ like Stevie. Wonder Speck that expects that
in the dark. Explosion in the paint factory.
Somebody has commented saying roof scoops are so 90s chavs
central. That's why I like them.
Yeah, the Diablo SV that I just sold had two roof scoops, twin
scoops. Do you know the new car you
haven't got has that got a roof scoop?
No, no, no. Don't share the picture and the
roof scoop. So the McLaren has centre locks,
it has, it's lighter, it's got more downforce than the 765 so
it's not quicker due to the error.
So the downsides Yep, downforce has slowed it down right.
Let's go straight to the next one because this is brilliant.
Now, obviously this is a bit of Timothy SH me.
So this is a Zenvo Aurora Aurora.
It's got to be right in it, Aurora.
Aurora, Aurora. Aurora.
So that's AV 12, everyone's going V12 again, which is really
cool. Good lads.
V12 Hypercar just a 2.8 million now this is funny so Christian
Brant brand is the designer OK so he's come out of a statement
he's the the car has taken inspiration from Danish
furniture Joe. Sometimes you just shouldn't
speak. There's things which are in.
Yeah, he shouldn't be in charge of public relationship, but.
You shouldn't say that, should you?
Does that mean you can buy that car in a flat pack from the blue
and yellow shot man? If he did that, I'd have kept
that to himself. Is that electric as well?
No V12 Hypercar. Oh, decent, yeah.
Decent, but yeah. Takes inspiration from Danish
furniture. I thought it was real real weird
because doesn't look like a table.
No. Doesn't look like a settee.
Cool wing mirrors, very sort of like like a LaFerrari going
really fast. Just needs a big wing on the
back. Yeah, that's like the P1 not in
track mode. Yeah.
Why is my microphone so far away from my head?
I. Don't know.
I cannot get it to go. I think it needs to go round
right next Apollo. So is the Apollo?
Is that the same as a Gumbert? Yeah, the Gumbert is an Apollo
Gumbert. But this is like an Apollo.
It's just an Apollo. Where have you dug these brands
from today? There's no other brand with new
cars, just these. Yeah, there's one which you're
going to love in a minute. So there's the Lanzanti one on
there. No.
Well, I'm going to talk about it.
Yeah, are. You talking about Lenny Urban's
new defender? No boy has Lenny had a new
defender. Think it's a convertible, isn't
it? Oh, I've seen it.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've, yeah, I've
seen the the like concept of it. Yeah, it's cool.
I think it's at Goodwood isn't? It.
Oh cool. Right.
So this is street legal. The Apollo is street legal.
It's called the dragon now. It looks like a dragon, so
that's where the dragon made it came from.
But it's got a 3D printed exhaust.
What's all that about? What's wrong with normally made
exhausts? But like that just shows you
like how can you 3D print metal exhaust takes 123 hours to 3D
print it. But this is the bit which I
don't get. It's got a 2 tone paint work OK
1000 hours to paint it that. Was nearly as long as my
community service. I shouldn't be joking about
that. It's not funny.
It is. It is.
Really funny and also. Especially as you even lost the
race like. I didn't lose the race, I had
the racing line. If there was an FIA inquiry, the
other guy would have had a penalty.
Instead of that, I had a 240 hour penalty.
Gold lined engine Bay, which is really cool, which we'll be
seeing on another car soon. 6.3 litre V12 Ferrari engine again
another V12 which is really cool.
HWA tune, which is obviously the people who usually it's like the
race shop of Mercedes, which is quite cool. 800 horsepower
nought to 62.6 seconds, only making 10.
So yeah, because there's probably only 10 people who
would want one. I've got a question.
Go for it. Why have they gone down the
route of a 3D printed exhaust and all those hours waiting for
it to be produced when they could have just gone straight to
Machine Machine Shop Bob? What for an exhaust?
Metal or. Give him.
A shout. How do you know it's 3D printed?
Internet. Oh, but it's got to be right
then in it Internet. The same as all my facts.
Literally fact. But look the.
Bugatti the the toblion, that thing at the front, the
suspension that's 3D printed. Is it?
Yeah, it's the suspension. It's.
Just a thing now, isn't it? Right.
This is the bit which Carl's going to love.
BYD. Oh.
God. Their fancy sub brand Cordenza
has made a Spec Z Tri motor 1582 horsepower 915 Newton Mesa took
140 grand for £143,000 nought 61.9 seconds 217 mph.
This is the problem now. All these stats no longer mean
anything do they? It's.
Just shit, that car's awful. You've not even looked.
Don't. Care not even interested.
And you know what you know what's going to it's not going
to kill the the the the car market, but it is going to wake
it up a bit. Cars, new cars are so expensive
these days. I mean you know a new supercar
is is so expensive. And that's where it was.
That's a supercar there. And, and I bet it's I bet it's
stupidly low priced. 143,000 lbs So.
It's so it's the Range Rover. Yeah, it's way cheaper than a
911. It's a Range Rover.
It's way cheaper than a error. Yeah, yeah.
And they're doing a racing version, racing aero version
473K. So there we go.
That that's the end of why? Who's going to buy it?
I'm. Going to have to get this close
to me. What have I done wrong?
You're not that close enough. Is that all it is?
I'm really excited tomorrow about seeing the new McLaren by
Lanzante, the three seater. So we've already seen it.
Is that driver in the middle? Is it called?
Passenger E9559 or 5995. Or something.
We saw it, Goodwin, didn't we? Yeah, there was.
A yeah, no, it's the drivers in the middle.
And yeah, yeah. Yeah, we saw it.
A Goodwin. So if you was David Haye, he'd
be all right. Yeah, He got two birds, didn't
he? Yeah.
Is that it? Two birds, Yeah.
In the middle. So that's it, yeah.
So what have they? What?
What is it? So basically it's it's modelled,
it's modelled on a 750, McLaren 750 and it's completely
rejigged, but I think it has a chassis of a 750, but the body
is now slightly different. The interior obviously is
completely different because it's centre steering.
Haven't seen one in the flesh. I know Dean and Charlotte
Lanzanti very well. I'm really excited about seeing
it. So out of all the cars there
tomorrow, I'm excited about seeing that.
That blue, that's the wrong thing.
Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, there's, there's going to be a lot of new
cars there to look at tomorrow. Why is there not more 3 seater
cars? Because that is cool.
Yeah. It's also isn't it three's a
crowd? But then if you've got like a
family and a husband and a wife. It'd be great for us.
I'd love A3 seater car. Yeah, I mean.
So alternative, we could just take one seat out of the G
wagon. We'd also be a seat a three
seater car and save a load of money.
So Mark Bailey, who you've met, you know, Mark who was on my
show, a friend of mine, he called me a few years ago and
he's like, he's got, he's got a son and a daughter and they're
quite close in age. He's like, mate, I want you to
buy me a McLaren Speedtail. Said you don't want a McLaren
Speedtail. He said, I do, I do.
I'm sick of the kids crying every morning if I take one of
them to school or one of them, one of them wants to go in the
Ferrari or or the Bugatti or something and I have to leave
the other one. I just can't do it.
Fuck it. I'm buying a car with three
seats. So I just buy a car with four
seats. Like I just buy a car with four
seats. No, I want a speed tail.
Bear in mind a speed tail is the thick end of 6 meters long.
And that's is that longer than a cyber truck?
Oh my God. Right.
Yeah, so so got him a speed tail and nevertheless he absolutely
hated it. I can't imagine.
And then I had the job of. Getting that's 34.
You don't like it? It's different.
What about that new speedster Pagani thing?
That's cool. The new speedster, Pagani.
Oh yeah, the no, I can't even pronounce it Colungia.
Well, if you can't pronounce it, he definitely can't spell it.
He can't spell it that. Yeah, look at that.
Yeah, that's a long, long tail. Equally bad.
I actually seen that car before, and I seen that car before the
owner seen that car. Really.
Yeah. Horatio showed me around the
factory and he said let me show you something.
And he pulled the cover off and he went.
The owner hasn't even seen it yet.
No way. That's cool.
Yeah. We've got a Danny Rules 8061
who's won a bet with his friend and the bet was that the Vey Ron
will get on the road within six months.
He was close, wouldn't it? That was cutting it close.
When did he have the bet though? Wow, don't know.
We'd have to have a steward's inquiry that because when did he
actually pay for it? What's the date?
Oh, like that's going to cause some arguments now that is.
Wasn't the video? Because that's going to be
close, that is. Was the video not February?
No, sure. That's yeah, that's good.
Well. Somebody's saying as well,
what's the going rate for AP1 today?
A mate of mine sold 1-2 years ago and lost money on what he
paid. I'd say 4 or £5,000,000.
Would you mark what's that going rate on AP1 today?
It'll be 4 or £5,000,000 at least.
Definitely is, and luckily for you, you can buy 1 today.
Well, we've got one on offer actually for three and a half
million today. It's wrapped in matte black.
Well, that's another story. We are doing a new P1 video
because look I can see. Just share your screen now
please. What is it?
That's what. Am I looking at there?
It says Reese's mum in bed. AI.
So. No, not with me.
Not with me. Why would you assume me?
I can't even remember doing that.
P1's having a bit of a facelift, so are you.
Going to talk about it. You're going to ruin it again.
Yeah, sounds like it. Mate you know what that volcano
orange is is so nice. That car was so nice before you
fucked it up. But we've got some.
What about talk about the most random comment ever?
Daryl Nolan 5792 Having a roast dinner without gravy is like
taking a poo and leaving your trousers off.
It's so true, you can't have a roast dinner about gravy.
How do you Have you ever had a poo with your trousers on?
Yeah. It's like, I reckon what's going
through his mind at the minute is is Mrs. has cooked him some
food when he's got back from work and she ain't done no gravy
and he's like, this is fucking ridiculous.
I've got to, I've got to talk to someone about this.
I have to. I have to express myself.
Poo with our trousers on at some point.
Yeah, because I know those are trying, but I, I.
Try not to. I think the same.
If that happens, imagine Apple Apple crumble without custard.
No apple crumble with cinnamon in is the one for me.
Why would you put cinnamon in apple crumble?
Do you want to open that? So Avery have sent a load of
other people. Custard with.
That custard? Tried both.
No, yeah. Yeah, nice.
I've. Yeah, that's good.
Yeah. Onyx are.
Going, David. Hey there.
Onyx, yeah, Onyx are wrapping the car and we've got basically.
A choice of that. Let's have a look.
Do you want to break the Internet, or do you want to
actually be sensible? Can I ask a good question as
well while you're just looking at that?
What colour is your new car car? If you had to choose at the
moment. It's multiple actually.
Between purchasing AP1 or a Senna, which would you go for
and why? Well, as a cook it would it
would. It would depend how much either
car was. I wouldn't buy either if they
were too expensive but yeah. But if they were the going rate
I would. It was not even close.
I would just buy. I'd buy P1.
It's not even close. Is it not?
Because I feel like there's a bit of hype around the sender, I
feel like. Or is it just it's just.
Not, don't get me wrong, Senna Sender is going to do well.
It's going to do well in the market.
It is doing well in the market. They've seemed to have gone from
700 to nearly 1,000,000 now. But it's it's, it's massive and
it's unusable and it's very, very hard on the road and so.
It's just not a great car. It's not a good Rd. car.
It's 1 of 500, so it's rare.
P1's one of 375, which is rarer. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. It's kind of like, you know,
it's not in the same, it's not the same family.
P1's a lovely. P1P is going to, you know, F1P1
W one. That's the family.
Senna's kind of like in his thing by itself.
It is by itself and it because compared to say it's.
Not a 765. It's not a 675.
It's not a 607, it's like it is by itself, isn't it really?
Yeah. And look, don't get me wrong,
it's, it's a good car and a good investment.
But you know, if, if, if AP 1 today was, for argument's sake,
one and a half million and a centre was a million, I'd
definitely buy AP1. How much is AP1 now do you
think? I don't think you'd get one for
less. Well, you know, 1 3/4, probably
1.75. How much is the 918 now?
Similar similar. So it pissed on your chips, so
it's just about to give it the big in there.
No similar. Well, it depends, obviously.
You say it's two and a half million.
No, it's not two and a half million, although some Dick
head. We'll probably put one on Auto
Trader because that's all they're doing at the minute.
You're getting these lunatics post a car for £1,000,000 that's
worth 300 grand. Brilliant Mikey HBS port would
car buy my non existent P1 for 2 million?
Pounds. There you go to learn.
Something from Andrew. Thank you.
That's what I'm talking about. That's all auto traders full of.
You know what I love? I love that colour.
Yeah, nice. It's.
Kind of like. Kind of like.
It's Barclays Bank, isn't it that colour?
Barclays Bank Blue. Right, what are you 2 laughing
at? We've got to talk about if
you're Lily and Stanley Finance. So we're going to quickly talk
about. Lily and Stanley if you're Lily
and Stanley Finance. That's just the main transition.
We did. We did the video, the last one
on the second channel. What we didn't really talk about
properly was do you know when you do an advert like car
Vertical or like for Lillian Sunday, what you struggle is if
you're not buying that product there and then you're not buying
a new car, then it's sort of not relevant.
But what we didn't really talk about is how they refinance.
So basically if you've got a car which is financed and you've
still got like 2 years on the term or whatever, you can
switch, doesn't cost you a single penny.
They do everything and basically they save you money, which is
just like, So it's like absolutely pointless not to just
get on the calculator, give them a call.
That's if the interest rates drop, obviously.
Yeah, but like, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
But if the interest rates drop, you want to refinance your car.
That's when it makes sense to do.
But even though, even that, though, their rates are so much
lower. So you've bought a new car from
ALDI and you've had to have ALDI?
Yeah. Finance, they make you have it
these days. Yeah, exactly.
Well, you can back out of that. Just back out of it, redo it
with Helen and the team at Lillian Stanley and just, it's
just pointless. Not trying, not going through
the maths for the sake of it. For example, All right from
Lillian Stanley versus Audi that you could save 1800 and 1896 LB
a year just by picking up the phone.
No brainer. Absolutely no brainer.
I'm just asking. Like what have you got to lose?
That's the thing. Link in the description.
And thank you, Lillian, Sandy. Thank you, Helen and all the
team. Great company.
Proper, proper company. Got an apology.
We did the Bugatti video and we went through all the the prices
at Finch cost. Ice Blasters did their bit for
nothing and we didn't even mention them at the end of the
video. With what's an ice blaster?
So ice blasters, are they Basically?
Have you never seen ice blasting that?
This would be perfect. This sounds like quite a sexual
act, like ice blasting tonight. Yes.
I mean, it's warm. I'm definitely doing it.
I'm on for a bit of ice blasting tonight 100%.
So basically they spray your car with this here with ice and they
do that and basically it takes out like it's this is this is
the the Veyron underneath and it is like brand.
New. So what's it achieving?
Basically cleans everything. Like unbelievable.
Look at that. Oh, OK, I got you.
And it must come off better because it's cold.
Look at that. Yeah.
So it's not a liquid or a gas. So it doesn't like attack any
rubbers or electric. You never use that.
No, I've never. I've never been ice blasted,
actually. That's like jet wash in your
drive, isn't it? It must be so satisfying.
When? You've finished it or.
Imagine if you run out of ice just before you finished the
car, then what would you do? Do you think you'd have to go
get some ice cubes from Audi? Like the Co-op, I wonder.
What they'd do if they ran out? Just throw them at the.
Just throw them at the end. You'd be.
Right. So we're going to go to festival
speed like, it's a massive event, isn't it?
Are you there all weekend, Carl? No, I'm not all week.
Do you know what I say that I always take Christian and I'm
going tomorrow because I'm going to go around the the the
festival, the speed and also going to film 2 podcasts as well
whilst I'm there. So I'm getting sort of two birds
with one stone. Two.
Yeah, in the heat. In the heat.
You'll be in some luxury. Aircraft, don't I just a.
Graph Yeah, just where are you going to do it?
In? In like the back of somebody's
car or. Something, well, I can't
disclose that yet where we're going.
To not in the back of your new car in it with no no.
But I might go on Saturday, but it's just so far it's a boring.
How long are you there for? 2 days.
Do you want to go in halves for a helicopter?
I got offered a seat in a helicopter today.
I nearly ditched you. What for?
What day for? Tomorrow.
More time and is it local? Because I hate driving down to
Goodwill. It's so far.
Walford cars offered me a seat and a helicopter today.
Oh, get on the phone to them. I know will will.
Yeah, well, will, will like messed me saying do you want to?
There's a spare seat. But will I need to leave in the
morning by like I need to be there I.
Was going to say we were a part of this a minute Gary.
Hang on a second. So yeah, if not, do you want to
go down Saturday and go Half Cent helicopter?
No, because we're going for ID. Saturday's best.
We could be already be there. We're stopping in the traffic.
Does anyone want to go in halves from a helicopter?
It's so far to drive. I mean, from here it's a good
four hours and it's 4 hours to get within a mile of good and
then the last mile is another hour.
Well, let let me tell you right. We set off about 3 years ago.
We left here at 5:00 AM to beat the traffic.
It was longer than that because we hadn't got Senna.
She's now 7. So, yeah, so we set off at 5:00.
We got there at half 8 and it took us well.
We got in at midday and I was ready to.
I ruined my dad when? I, I, it was so bad, it ruined.
But and you're that deep, you like, there's like there's a
time when you can't go back because you've been waiting for
so long and it was horrendous. It, it ruined.
It was and never again. So what we do is we stop at the
Travelodge. It's about an hour away North
because you never book in a you. Actually, you actually can't
stop any closer than an hour unless you book it 10 years in
advance. Exactly, so we never we managed
to get in the Travelodge and then we stop there every year
there's a kebab van outside on the car park, which is sliding
and then we like go to the Travelodge.
I hope that remember last time they were rebuilding something,
weren't they? It was terrible the rooms or
I'd. Say we've got to be careful of I
your air conditioning. Don't know.
I don't think you have. Premier Inns do.
That I would sleep in the car with the air conditioner.
I'll sleep anywhere with air conditioning in the seat.
Trouble Lodge ain't got air conditioning, mate.
That's going to be well, we're committed.
Where if you don't go tonight and you go in house for the
helicopter. With me tomorrow and open the
door. You can you can.
You can sleep in your air conditioned house and then you
can have a good night's sleep and you can no driving, no
stress. When are you coming back?
You're leaving the helicopter down there for two days?
Or you. Come back?
No, I'll come back tomorrow night.
Well, what we're going to do, how are we going to get?
Just send it back down the. Title of this is what is begati
ownership like mate? You got to up your game now
you're a Begati owner. You've got to do stupid
financial things. I bet you run an helicopter on
98. I'd still only run it on 95.
I get a bit of red diesel from the farmer.
Bit of red bit. Of red from the bottom.
Bit of red, bit of cherry, bit of cherry.
Outgoing on, bit quiet on the old man there.
Was a lot going on but it's all very much same me.
Change the wheels on the Bugatti.
Saw you the other day at Bromsgrove Highway.
Wood Wood is 30 minutes from my house.
Rich and park. Park your helicopter, see if you
can stay. Bunny multi millions worth of
cars but no air conditioning yes we.
Do have a we're just helicoptering in from from 2
miles away. Where?
You land on. Drive within 2 miles away, then
helicopter. In people do that they they park
at the airport and helicopter the last bit.
Yeah, because that last two miles is like pulling.
You have you seen them coming in, though?
They're like, yeah, because they, because they park on the
golf course. There's like loads of helicopter
space. Apparently, Obviously it's
business supply and demand, isn't it?
But the landing fee in Goodwood is horrendous.
Just for this weekend. Oh, and that's this is what you
wanted to go and ask on? Yeah, of course, yeah, landing
fees like. I can imagine you're like cover
that invoice. How much is it?
Do you know how much it would be to fly from Midlands?
To fly from the Midlands here to Goodwood and back, it'd probably
be 10 grand. And you want to go Alves?
Yeah, we'll go, Alves. Jesus, we're definitely not
going in the helicopter. When you wake, When you wake up
in your Travelodge at 3:00 AM and you are sweating, you're
actually, you're actually stuck together.
You and Jane are actually Velcro together in the middle of the
night and you can't, you can't get any cool air in.
And then you get up in the morning and you've got a three
hour drive to do 10 miles. You're going to say fuck it, I
want you to have a helicopter. But to be fair, it'd be cheaper
than we're going in the G Wagon, so the petrol will probably be
more expensive. I I reckon, I reckon a
helicopter is less to run than AG Wagon.
We're going with monster, so big shout to monster.
We sure we've got fully. I don't know what we've got, but
we've got there's a monster sort of area, which are pretty,
pretty cool. Who?
Are you going with? Then myself, I'm my, I'm
whoever. Splitting the cost of the
helicopter. Yeah, well, it'll probably be
nobody, but I will. Yeah, I'm going.
I'm a guest of Tom Hartley Cars at the.
Another VAT invoice. At the at the Festival of Speed
and I'm actually AVIP guest of of of Tom Hutch.
They've invited you. Yeah, they've invited me.
There's there's no. You're not actually Tom though,
are you? Because there's quite a lot of
confusion. Quite a lot of people refer.
To you A. Lot of people call me worse as
well, you know, Sometimes I think that wasn't too bad, I
thought. I'd take that I.
Love that. That ain't too bad.
There's only three letters. The most have 4 letters.
Still have AT yeah an. N's in AT.
Filming we're also doing. We're back on the car.
If I've got a really good 1:00 AM, we're excited.
Really, really good one. We're going to probably involve
you. Tell me to put in somebody's
tuning in from the Grand Canyon. That's pretty how far down?
Mate, to be fair, that's good. 3G do you?
Know a Basin helicopter? We're on 5G now.
Yeah, but you ain't getting 5G in the grand.
Canyon are you? You'd be surprised, definitely.
Not probably do you can't get it round.
Here you can't get 5G on the M25, but you can on the top of a
random mountain in Italy, Yeah. Can we go to the rants please?
This week's rant. Run a bickering.
Run a bickering what get me right.
I'm going to start off topical because the heat soft tops got
to hear me out. Soft tops.
Sorry, I thought that was some kind of slur towards a kind of.
Soft top cars, especially BMWs, why do they still have the radio
flatter if you've got a cabriolet, If you've got a,
surely you don't have the radio flat out?
Mate, you know what, you can't have a rant about that.
Oh, it's a red light. They should have air pods.
They should. Be no, you can't have a rant
about that. You can't have flat.
Out. No, it's a It's a mood that's
that's a whole. Is that a good day?
But. It's not because the sound comes
out of the little space. You're people with hard tops and
windows. This is turning into a proper
rant. No, he's, he or she is in a
certain mood. Good mood, loving life.
Beautiful day. Got the convertible that they
can only get down a certain number of days a year in the UK.
Today's that day. It's Friday.
We're all going high. Let's go.
Yeah. You know, honestly, you can't.
I need you to take that back. I'm not doing it, no.
I'm sticking. To that, you blast your music in
your convertible car. If you feel good and that makes
you feel good, you do it. Right, who's next?
Obviously Carl's got loads. I don't leave it until the end
because I'm so running out for an hour.
I had a really good one but I've forgotten it.
Brilliant. So.
Jane, you had a really good one, but you.
Forgotten. I remember.
I remember thinking that's a good rant and I don't know what
it was. Let's go to Ryan.
Have you got a rant, Ryan? Other than being in the
cupboard. Don't have an opinion?
Shut up right next. My rant, Yeah, my rant relates
to roads, right? Why do they always redress?
Redress roads in the summer. It's dusty enough as it is.
Well, they used to do it, did they?
What happened to doing a proper resource?
I've been down one Rd. in that car.
Yeah, we left, have we? Because you just do that.
All the immigrants coming in and took all the data.
Oh God, here we. Go.
Fuck you, Starmer. So that's my rant.
They. Used to have them machines,
didn't they? Which took off like that much?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate used to sit on the top of
that and then his mate used to sit behind him with like the
proper tarmac machine which was covered in black tar.
Smells lovely smells love the smell of tarmac.
Where are those machines? Because now all you have is a
bloke with a broom and some sticky mess and a bloke like
putting some gravel on which. Ruined.
Your car. I'd have been even more unhappy
if I'd have come back from the car wash.
But can you remember the road up to work?
I think it was last year. They redressed that in isn't
that? Am I saying redressed right?
Because it sounds a bit funny, but.
It's not really resurfacing, isn't it?
No, it's just in it. Yeah, OK.
Redress. So it's Rd.
That leads up to the factory and they've done it when people woke
up the following morning and it was like a volcano had erupted.
And the ashes. Come down.
Their cars, no exaggeration, were literally covered in white.
You could write your name on every single panel.
I'd be feeling their houses. But you always have one Dick
head coming the other way flat out.
Like wrecks your windscreen and nobody collects all, yeah,
nobody collects all the stones today.
So like eventually when they're in everyone's radiators then it
runs out. You know, if you've got a
hurricane, you're screwed. Terrible design fault and a
hurricane. If you remember the Performante,
the radiators are completely exposed.
There's no mesh grill. There's no nothing.
Just just like ready to get to they're.
Just they're just they're there for the taking.
I've. Got a round?
Go on. No, go on.
Brake tappers on the outside lane in the motorway, you know,
and there's nothing in front of them and then they're on the
brake. That's good for no?
Reason. No, the reason is is you're 2
inches away from their back bumper.
I think that's the reason. Yeah, that's exactly the.
Reason my rant is people who managed to flip a car on a dead
straight motorway. That's a fucking skill.
How do you do that? I was coming down the M42
yesterday. I was in a 2 hour traffic jam.
It took me two hours to get to work from my house.
It basically took me an hour and 40 minutes to get past the NEC
because just before the NEC on the dead straight 50 mile an
hour average speed camera Rd., there is a car that is on its
roof. Just shout can't park.
There and I'm like, how, how did how did that happen?
M40 was closed this morning. Must have been a nightmare for
you to get to work this morning. This morning was terrible.
This morning was like through Knoll through Solihull.
It took me an hour to get to. Work.
Yeah, it took me an hour and 40 minutes to get to work this
morning. Yeah, but right, free stuff,
please, Ryan give. Me free stuff.
Free. Free, right?
We've got a race box timer. So this this basically does a
nought to six nought to 60 thing that we've had one.
Well, we've had two before, 3 even.
Before That's a piece of wood, isn't it?
We've managed to lose them every time, so I've actually stuck an
air tag to the bottom of them because we've lost them.
Honestly, how are you? How are you losing that?
I don't know like. It goes on the inside of your
car. Yeah, yeah.
And it sticks to the. Windscreen.
It loses teeth if that were false.
We've literally lost two of those and they're like a lot of
money. Absolutely brilliant.
Thank you. Traffic lights and you want to
know how quick your car goes nought 200.
So thank you, race Box. What's that for when you get in
your Bugatti against Matt Armstrong in his Bugatti?
I can imagine we need to erase, don't we?
Yeah. What is it?
First to what? No we don't.
There's no point doing a flipping top speed.
You need to flip in up a proper race.
Like a track? Well, me and Matt are very, very
whenever we go go karting together or anything, it's
always very close, Very, very close.
When we go to where do we go, Tamworth?
Day Toner. Day tone to Tamworth.
Is that real trust I beat your record on?
Yes, I think it is. Yeah, told you.
Go look at the board, look at the board.
What else we got going on we've. Got a new game.
A what? A new game?
Oh. Yeah, we've got a new game,
right, new. Let's go to new section.
You're going to intro this in. Yep.
So this is a game called truthful lie.
So I'm going to say are facts or not facts?
And you've got to say if it's truth or not truth.
And if you do know if it really is truth or not, probably don't
spoil it for the other people, OK?
OK. So you asking us individually or
is it like? AI think a group.
Group, yeah. All right.
OK, so the first Rolls Royce umbrellas are heated.
What would be the point? But you got to hold.
You got to hold it if it's. A We're thinking the handle's
heated. Obviously the canopy's not
heated. Is there?
What difference does? That make that's.
The snow as it lands. Do you know what now?
It's a handle and it plugs in although although it sounds like
I agree why but. I'm staying false.
False it. I would say it's definitely
false, but it shouldn't be. It should be true.
They should do that because like you say, they plug into the
door. They could charge up that way.
You could have a button and you could hold it and it'd be warm
a. Button is a heater.
But also. Take this a podcast down, we've
just found £1,000,000 here. This is we've just.
Shame on you for not doing. It when it's freezing cold, it's
normally raining, isn't it? Your hand is having to hold an
umbrella and it's out in the elements getting cold.
Stop telling everybody about our £1,000,000 idea.
Also also Rolls Royce umbrellas even if it was heated you
wouldn't use it because I've just had to buy 2 umbrellas for
a phantom drop head and they were 5700 lbs.
Right. So when you go to buy that car.
And then they might buy. Lights and I've said from
Manchester, I've said to Mitzi before, like if she's going
somewhere shopping or whatever and just pissing down, I'll say
take an umbrella. Do not lose those umbrellas.
And when you look at the car, is that something you look at?
See if the umbrellas are in the doors.
Well, obviously I didn't on that occasion.
Good work, car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Tom Hartley still invited you to Goodwood.
Yes, I'm still a. I'm still a.
An employee. So yeah.
So even if it was heated, you wouldn't dare you use it because
you lose it or break it. OK, I'm I'm going to go.
Through but that's a great idea though.
I'm going true. It is true.
Yes. They're not.
Well, apparently it's, according to chat chief, they're.
Not. Like you said, the Internet
doesn't. Matter the Internet definitely
doesn't lie. You've probably you've obviously
just had a poorly spec Rolls Royce it.
Was shit out of spec, hasn't even got heated umbrellas.
What was the point? What's a peasant?
Well, how would you know if they're heated?
You'd never used them like you just said.
And they're and they're always missing when he buys the.
Car, yeah. OK, Jaguar tested soundproofing
using live crickets inside the cabin.
How could they be? This is the best.
Actually I. Know why would they put them
inside the cabin? If you're inside the cabin,
you'd hear them. Why would you want it
soundproofed on the outside? You really want it on the
inside? Wouldn't surprise me with Jaguar
if they use something else for soundproofing.
I think it'd be a good like that's the sort of car that's
like the opposite to the to the soft top summer tunes coming
out, isn't it? Like I think it should be a good
thing. I'm going to go definitely false
because they don't really make that.
Much and then be an activist of some kind of.
Animal cruelty. Yeah, it's no, it's true.
You can't just make things up and say.
I'm not making it up a ChatGPT. Said OK, it's a pot of ChatGPT
is not right. Use Claude.
The the Third Point in this question.
Volkswagen sells more sausages than cars.
Well, if it if ChatGPT said it is probably true.
It's. Got to be.
Well, I'd say. Well, it is a German.
They're like a Bratwurst. Don't.
They and even if they're like the amount of cars they sell,
I'd imagine sausages, they don't really have to make that many
sausages. If they do make sausages I'm
going to go Has your mum ever had a Volkswagen sausage?
Bit of German sausage. She's definitely had German
sausage. Brat, that's German.
Aren't they German? So I.
Don't know are they? Oh that hurts my ears.
I can never go. Can't ever get that on my head
now. Sausages are big sausages.
What's everyone's guess? I have lost track.
Oh, brilliant. Stop.
Why we're often talking about sausages, Mark.
When will you be back in Amsterdam at the banana bar?
You forgot your jacket after the ping pong show where you catch
the ball. We have a golden membership card
accompanying the Great Catch. Oh, awkward.
Some explaining to do. I've still got the ping pong
ball. Figured it out.
I'm going false. You in false.
I don't really care. Whatever.
Yeah, it's true. It's true, I think.
To be some more sausages than cars.
Yeah, apparently don't change this section.
The sausages to. The Jaguar owners.
So it's like, it's like going to.
Make sense now? In the you know what I.
Heard one day and you need to chat G but it doesn't make any
difference if you do. But one of the top three tyre
manufacturers in the world. In the top three of
manufacturing tyres, the most tyre is made is actually Lego.
Wow, because they make that many tires?
That is cool. I'm trying to get Lego
sponsorship deal. I'd love to be sponsored by.
Lego I've been putting up an Iron Man with Christian for four
months. There's 13 packets in this box.
We're on pack 4. It's crazy, isn't?
It and honestly, I'd get I don't know how much I need to pay
someone to come and do it for me because I can't do it.
And you need an engineering degree.
These This is not for kids. This is not a child's toy.
It's when you have the big bits and you've got to chew it like
you've got a big section, big section and put them together
and you can't tell. I know.
They're going to take it all apart.
I am doing I. Can launch it.
I am doing a Lego at the minute, but I can't tell you which one
it is. What can I say?
Wow, it's a car. OK.
A car you would like. Definitely like.
But it got a bit confusing the other day because Stena was
building a Lego next to it, so her bits were going with marks.
But I really can't do it. Really.
Yeah. We'll show you in a minute.
Can't possibly. Tell me, can I have it when it's
done? It's a match your non existent
non new car. Lego Salt between made between
300 and 700 million tyres. That's madness.
A lot of tyres, I told you. So when I if you did buy a new
car, say if there was any way you were going to buy a new car,
when would you tell the Internet about your new car?
I would I would tell the Internet definitely this evening
if that was the case, as soon as my photographer is finished
editing pictures. So we couldn't you do it now?
Because I don't want to spoil the surprise.
Do it spam the comments, people no, and also while we're on,
please make sure you subscribe to this channel, the Mark 2
channel. I've been doing a I've been on a
very, very high class podcast this week.
You have. You have.
Who be that then? I've been the second time.
Have you, have you had two somebody on twice?
Before No, you're our first double.
Oh, you've just dropped it out the bag.
So yeah, been on with Carl and Rob.
Rob didn't have the normal attire and did he look quite,
quite normal? Now we're getting bigger.
He's kind of, he's kind of, you know, diluting himself.
I think he reads the comments too much.
He used to get a lot of stick on the comments about his jacket.
I'm not surprised it was a. Oh no, he completely deserved
it. But then he was like fuck it,
I'm going to do it worse and he hasn't.
To be fair, he's surrendered. So he has peer pressured and you
wouldn't think he'd win a lot of that, would you?
Yeah, but are they still in manufacture, which is why he
hasn't worn them yet? I mean.
You know, if they're up in. Like come out like Liberace.
Diamantes, you don't know. Just like just.
Full full diamond spikes and the shoes are this length now but
yeah. So thank you very much for
giving us cars and money the exclusive on your journey with
with the very yeah and it was good.
There was a little bit emotional there at sometimes, which was
good. It's coming out on Wednesday.
There was so we had some laughs. We got a bit emotional that he
went through some roller coaster times.
So yeah, no, thank you very much and I'm actually looking
forward. To it I just realised we haven't
talked to Bugatti that's the title of the thing what's it I
think the title was it what's it what it's like to own a Bugatti
and. For all the other people as well
that are late to the party and actually join in the live chat
who are asking. I have my carpets, I'm not
waiting for them. And also as well with with this
live, if you've halfway through, it doesn't make any difference
because it as soon as we finish his live Ryan this well, once
he's allowed, once he's finished, he's allowed out the
cupboard. He has to stop in the cupboard
and said So basically it gets uploaded to the channel and it's
like on a on the on the main page, it says videos, then it
says live. You can click on the live and
there's all the old ones from so when you're driving along,
obviously it's on Spotify as well, but you can also listen if
you've got YouTube Premium and as boy, I suppose you can just
leave your phone open, not in your hand, just up to your ear.
If you don't. Want to if you don't want to,
no, if you it's. So basically you can watch all
the old ones which are they're basically podcasts apart from
all the videos and footages we show on the screen.
Apart from that, you can listen to it.
Anything else? Well, what we up to this way, so
we're going to Goodwood. Goodwood.
Not sure if you were driving or you loved cars.
There's something wrong, Yeah. Great, great thing to go to
It's. Going to be up there tomorrow
though, isn't it? Yeah, look how wet Reece is.
Reece is do. You want my fun rate?
I'll. Be all right.
You're all right mate. What are you looking at on that?
Laptop. Screenshot of his mum.
That was a bit low minds. That was a bit that was a bit.
Do you think we. Should talk about what it's like
to own a Bugatti. Tell us what it's like.
The truth, it is like amazing, like when people, my mate Darb
said to me said what's it like? Is it, you know, and it's not
like a normal car like when you go in a hyper car, what you,
what you expect is like no comfort on the seats.
You expect no carpets, you expect noisy like numbum,
uncomfortable, stripped out silly steering wheel like daff
seats, like you know, can't know where to put your drink, know
where to put your phone. That actually is a thing.
But but like, it's, it's the opposite, isn't it?
It's you sit there, you've got an amazing stereo.
I've got to buy some CDs. But you got Burmeister stereo.
It's a great stereo. That was before people even knew
what Burmeister was. Yeah, it's just, it's just a
lovely, like it's a proper cruise machine, like it.
So I'm still learning. It you're you've, you've made
life hard work for yourself now though, unfortunately.
After that I'll. Tell you why from experience
wherever you go, if you can even go anywhere from owning a
Bugatti to to being a Bugatti owner.
One day you'll sell that car, and when you do, your life will
have something missing from it that will never be complete
again until you buy another one. Would you ever have another one?
If I was going to have another car, I possibly would that would
be in the running. It would be another one to
possibly be in the running. But you know, one day, maybe
we'll see. Do you feel like there's a hole
that's been filled recently? I've heard that question a lot
recently. Your mum asked me that last
night. Somebody's asking will the
Bugatti shut flames and will it pop a bang?
Well, we're having the exhaust, aren't we?
Oh shit, you want to buy a Quicksilver exhaust?
No, no, it's we're having one made.
Oh yeah, we're not. Is this a prebie?
But we can't talk about it. All right, OK, can't talk, but
yeah, I've got. I've got a Quicksilver exhaust
for sale for a favour, yeah. Well, what's that come off?
Obviously you've got to key it out.
Cleo, have you, have you managed to end up with that?
I've got all sorts of spare parts I I've acquired apart from
any I I I've. Acquired.
Today a spare set of Pagani Wira wheels in case you need some.
And so you bought those, I guess, Yeah.
How much were they? Obviously don't say how much
for. Well, I would say sell for.
Well, I don't know. It was kind of like a, you know,
I think if you bent one of your wheels and you went to Pagani to
get another wheel because you can't get one anywhere, like
they'd probably charge like 100 grand a set or something.
I was set. A set because they wouldn't just
sell you one, you'd have to buy the set.
So you're looking for four shit drivers?
I'm looking for four shit drivers or one really shit
driver. If you're out there, I've got
your wheels. We've we've definitely forgot.
Oh big news. 10K Jane is now 20 K Jane.
Wow, double the woman. But you're not going to change
your name, are you? No.
Somebody, somebody put a comment.
I said 20 K Jane, and they thought, I didn't realize that
was why I thought she was a good runner.
I used to. Did you ever do a 10K?
Yeah. I did quite a few 10 KS.
2021.821 Point. 8 God, you're going to be 22 K Jane in a
minute. That's flipping like my
Instagram goes up at a like a tiny.
Amount. I bet you're loaded with
followers though. But she's banging out the
beginning. How many followers?
You got no I posted one picture because it matched my handbag.
Not so many on Instagram. Oh shit, I've nearly got as many
as you on Instagram. Not so many on Instagram.
I don't really. I just do stories though I'm not
really into. I haven't got time and we do
employ 22 editors, but still we don't get reels.
We're busy playing on the SIM. Yeah.
Oh yeah, we've got a SIM now. So that's the end.
So this, this channel, everything's going downhill from
now on. All talk and goes just said if
you need a shit driver I'm the man.
I've scrapped every car I've owned.
Does he have scrapped Pagani wheels he used to replace?
That's my question. Mash tag, mash tag Brady like a
YouTube. He's never sold a car because
he's crashed every single one. So he's end up just having a new
car insurance. Great.
Literally never sold a car. Yeah, only ever crashed him.
Which? You know what, I've got a
customer who's never sold a car and he like, he has a lot of
cars, obviously, and he buys a lot of car and he never.
Sells a car. He's never, never sold a car.
Wow. Some people's mentality is like,
some people just don't sell. Things so he's like a hoarder,
but. He's a car hoarder.
It's exactly what he. Is but not newspapers.
I remember talking to him about five years ago and saying, you
know, why don't you sell us for me cars?
And it was like I was speaking to him in another language.
He was like, why? I said well, good.
Point. But then I couldn't really
answer the question because I then if I thought if I said to
him, well, you can free up money, maybe you might find that
disrespectful. Or then I said you can free up
space. You might think, well, don't you
think I have enough space? So I just like went, oh, I, I
don't know, maybe. You know, I suppose that you'd
you'd only sell one, I suppose if he doesn't like it and decide
he doesn't like it or if he needs space for a bigger like.
He's got his foot like he's 60 year old and he's got his first
car. Like literally never sold.
No, he's never ever sold a car, ever sold a car, ever sold a
car. And he like, he likes cars and
he buy, he'll buy, he'll buy, you know, a couple of cars a
year. He might be a hoarder and he
might not be able to find the V fives.
Comments. Did you have the picture of the
comment? There we go.
OK, so the. Whole intro for the.
Comment now this this Oh yeah sorry comments intro sorry this.
Week's funniest comments. Right.
This is the power of YouTube. This is crazy so so if you put
the on there so I'm genuinely shocked that furlongs YouTube
channel only has 215 subscribers.
Let's change this now. OK, so that's in our comment
section on the last video. So people have just gone come on
guys. So if anybody's read that
comment, you'd think they might have a few more subscribers.
Yeah. I mean, especially coming from
your subscribers and you have a million. 7440 seven, nearly 7
1/2 thousand subscribers. Oh, that's good.
And that's not me saying can you please?
No, just repost the quote. Just no comment.
I didn't even. Oh.
That's from. Oh, that's someone else just
commenting. That's somebody else commenting
and people reading that comment and subscribing to furlongs.
Nothing to do with me whatsoever, just the comment
section. I mean, it's a good point.
I mean, I don't, I don't know. Are they active on YouTube?
No, he said they're going to start, but he said they've been
asked loads for merch as well. Really.
Yeah. Which is real cool.
Yeah. The fixers.
So yeah, Yeah. Perfect.
Right. We're off to we are off to
Goodwood now. Are you leaving right now?
Yeah, are you? Are you literally texting?
No. I've got to go and get Christian
a heck. Yeah.
So thank you everyone for that. What we got coming we got have
we got video Tuesday? We're not going to have a video
Tuesday, are we? Tuesday.
Let's face it. Hopefully one the Tuesday.
Because we've got a SIM. We've got SIM which is more
important and then hopefully video after and that will be a
very good one. Hopefully we're trying to get
that sorted out, mate. It's going to be, it's going to
be. If not, we might have to swerve
in Mervyn and just do something a little bit different.
But I'm sure we forgot something.
And again, 01 really quick thing on the last video.
Lots of people have been saying what are the Instagram details
or YouTube or businesses of the people who helped us because it
wasn't in the description on this one.
So so a lot of people asking who Andrew and Rob from El Censar.
So all their details are on the last 3 or 4 Bugatti videos.
So if you want to follow them, go say hello to them, tell them
they're amazing, which they are. Send a great review to their
company, whatever you need to do to get hold of them.
Send a message saying they're brilliant.
You can find all their details in the description of the
Bugatti the Last. Bugatti and on this video as
well, I'll put my news on. How are you?
Well, I don't thought well after the same or before the same.
After the same OK, so in an hour.
When you can be bothered right, is that everyone done, everyone
done, everyone's playing with their phone apart from me.
I'm not on my phone. What about me?
Why aren't you knocking, husband?
And Carl's trying to buy on a telecard.
Sorry. Carl's trying to buy some.
Is it the one you bought? I haven't bought a car.
OK.
Maybe, maybe, maybe we might if if people stay looking at my
Instagram page in the next two hours, they may or may not see a
post. Of a of.
A car. That's what I post.
I post cars. You're not doing it are.
You. I'm not doing it.
Right, thank you everyone and we'll see you.
We might even do no can't do live next Thursday,
unfortunately. So card, you're gonna be without
us for like. Marks also doing a meet and
greet tomorrow around Goodwood so if anyone sees Mark tomorrow
please come over signing everything, picture selfies.
He is there just for you all day.
So please go over and quote Tom Hartley Car's discount code for
your Mark McCann merchandise. What's amazing, Carl will be
there as well. I will be there, but I'm not
recognisable, not like you. And and if you do see Carl, tell
him that you've got a car for, well, your mate's got a car for.
Yeah, yeah, I'm selling a car on behalf of me, mate.
And make sure you do say that to him because we'll see how many
people say it to him, right? Thank you.
And we will see you soon. A week.
Tuesday, probably.