Good. Afternoon, everyone.
I will let you present here the judges.
OK, so now thank you. Right, Tonight's episode.
This is Thursday night action with me and the misses, and
we're joined by Reece Ryan in the cupboard and Dips, right?
In the UK, it's estimated around 60,000 cars were stolen in 2025
and a lot of those are brand new or nearly new, which leads to
question, surely there's a technology to stop these cars
being stolen by the manufacturers themselves?
You know, we can. They can make cars now which can
drive themselves. They can make cars which are
very intelligent. Why is it so easy to seal a car?
Today we're going to explore how and why they're ignoring the
problem. And we've got our electronics
expert in DIPS. Professional.
Yes, electronics professional.
But surely if you're professional, you're going to
have to charge people? Yeah, that's right, you're
invited in the post. Our camera's gone down already.
Camera's gone down already, right?
It's blindness. OK, so first of all, we need you
to add your comments please, when you can.
We'll be going over those 10K. Jane has had a birthday.
I have I. Think you think?
Will I say how old? No, there we go.
How many scratch cards are there?
Well, there's. Yeah, there's basically a
scratch card for every year of my birthday, and I've never done
a scratch card in my life before.
So I thought, you know what? I'm going to hold off doing them
until we're live and I'm going to see what money I'll come in
for the pot. Maybe tonight, Maybe I just
might get my carpet. So if we do win big, to just let
everyone know that we will be leaving the chat.
Yeah. So there we go.
I don't know. Well, no.
But can I just, can I just say, Ryan, thank you very much for
the scratch cards. Is that it?
I just do I like rub everything off?
I don't know. Are they all different?
Yeah. So do you want to hold the
camera up so everyone can see? So we've got a scratch card Cam.
Basically you see the the 9 LB coins.
Yeah. Behind them is a number, and if
you get 3 of the same number, you win that number.
OK, what about the other ones? I don't know about the other.
Ones. Oh, brilliant, right?
I'll work it out. Is that camera not working,
Ryan? It's just a night, that's all.
OK. Can we have the on the other
screen as well on the on the front?
And everyone's saying happy birthday, Jane.
Thank you. 21 is she? Yep.
How do we get that off there? Right, there we go.
A scratch card for 100 grand, So 1/3 of a Bugatti gearbox.
You just carry. On 'cause I'm going to be a long
time doing. It right the subject dips.
Yes. We spoke to a car thief who was
old school, and he said that he had various tools for different
cars, so he knew that, say, a Peugeot 205 needed a certain
shape screwdriver. He had to hit it at a certain
angle and he knew how to do each car and he said explain it to me
that it was a proper skill. It definitely is.
And he's now saying that anybody one down, anybody who has got
the technology which is readily available, unfortunately on the
Internet, can steal a car. Yes, that is true.
So back in the days before transponders, inside keys,
before you had that technology, people would have immobilizers
on their cars made by Clifford and Scorpion and like a whole
Meta and like a whole bunch of other manufacturers for that.
But if it didn't have an immobilizer on it, the cars were
a lot easier to steal because at the ignition switch, you've just
got to replicate turning it and then just break the ignition
lock off. That was literally it.
OK, because it had no electronics.
You just have to rotate that key to engage a starter motor.
That's it exactly. And once you've got it started,
then just break the steering lock and that was it.
Then you were technically away. But nowadays it's with
computers. But The thing is they have
electronic steering locks and you have immobilizers.
So in the same way if you bypass that, technically you can drive
away so. So, OK, so the OBD port is a
port which is identical on everybody's car.
Yes, that's right. So that was, that's a place
where you can plug a tool in. And the idea of that, I suppose
is when you go to a main dealer, a mechanic or whatever, they can
plug into that port and they can check for the car, start the
car. Because basically if you lost
the key, the car's not scrap. Is it?
You can't. You don't have to buy a new car.
No, you definitely don't. So that would be the place where
you'd cut electronically a new key.
Yeah. So we, in that respect, what
we'd do is we'd get to the vehicle, pick the lock, you get
an entry, you plug into the vehicle, you need to pull the
PIN number so you can code the key in.
And then if it's a keyless version, you don't really need
the key number because it's not mechanical.
It's like keyless. And then you need to add that
key into the system. On some vehicles, for example,
like BMWs, like Reese's M3, if it's all keys lost, we have to
take the ECU out, pull the ISN number, which is like a security
password as it were. And then you need that to
actually code the new key in. So a lot of vehicles nowadays
have made it a little bit, little bit more difficult
because you've got to, you've got a process to go through, but
it's all, it's all electronical. And that would be the same at
the dealership. They'd have to do the same
thing. At the dealerships, depending on
What Car it is, there's different processes for dealers
and for aftermarket locksmiths, so.
So. But it's a similar process.
It's yeah. So even now, they've made it
harder. It's not impossible.
How hard? Not that hard.
I mean some vehicles are are quite difficult to do, but some
vehicles are like a lot easier to do.
For example, if it's a lost key on, I don't know, a Ford, a Ford
Transit argument, take a 2021 or something, it's not as hard to
do even if the alarm is going off.
You can silence the alarm and then just code the key in.
How? How many minutes, Senna?
I'd say probably about 15 minutes, 20 minutes. 20 minutes,
yeah, because some of the cars we we've seen, yeah, they are
like seconds, aren't they? Like for example, a McLaren,
McLaren, we we did the video on it and a lot of these cars can
be done in seconds. Like we were explaining in that
other video that we did last time with you is it takes longer
to do the key for your Clio than it does for a super car.
Do you see what I mean? So depending on each
manufacturer has a different process for coding a key in.
So say a Ferrari F40, how fast could you steal a Ferrari F4010?
Minutes, if that. It would not take long at all.
It literally. Would you're scared because you
said the word Ferrari? Yeah, going to prison.
Yeah, yeah, it it it's a lot easier than doing a modern car.
We've got a winner. Oh, here.
We go. Here we go.
We've. Got a winner What we got I.
Want a pound? How much is the?
How much is a scratch card A. # broken.
That can't be worth the effort. Is it really?
That's a winner? I've won a quid.
You haven't won a quid though it cost a quid, So what?
Well, it didn't cost me a quid, so I've won a quid.
Actually start right? True.
Well, we've got a few questions. One where's your mom, for a
start? There's a lot of that and people
saying that mom, my mom, should go on a date with Carl or Mark.
Well, Marks married. Or me.
Your. Son or Jane if you swing that
way. So we've got so we've got 3
married people. Hi, I'm single.
There we go this. Is brilliant busy?
We could do a live in the summer.
We can do a like a. We should have done a live at
the Christmas party. That was good that Nerdjit, were
you sat on the same table? As no, I was sat on, Yeah, no,
she was on the table right next to.
Us, so we. Missed up?
There like OK, the good thing here is now obviously Joe Joe's
identity has been seen by dips, yes and there's a green light
because he says he's willing to go on a date with us so there's
obviously a bit of chemistry there and knowing.
Joe and I've shown her a really good magic trick as well.
Oh yeah. What a sausage.
Got another pound? Another pound.
You're on a winning streak. I know. 100 grand next.
Right. Another one said Maurice Mon
revealed at 1,000,000 Subs. Pits at that 2 million.
I'm playing hardball. Now 10 million.
I've had to wait a long time, so you lot are going to have to
wait a long time. She's not hard to find though,
is she? Well.
Like she's well known. She's locked.
Away. Oh my.
Gosh. If you live in Stourbridge,
you'll know. Yeah.
So, OK, so why? Why do you think if?
Like what's the what's the cars which drive themselves called?
Not the testers, I mean the cars which literally drive
themselves. Is it wemo vimo?
Waymo is Waymo in America. In America, so that car.
Is that Waymo dangerous? That's not daddy, don't keep
saying it. So that car literally is a cab?
Yes. With with no driver.
Yeah. And that car can see pedestrians
read speed limits like go across a a green light, not a red
light. How can they make that be able
to do that but yet can't stop a thief stealing the car?
Or do you think they can if they really wanted to?
The thing is, you've got to remember, look when
manufacturers put processes in place and they create modules
and security for a car how much you want.
I'm not, but somebody said don't, don't show the codes.
Oh, if anybody Nicks my. 2 lbs You just lost £2.
Thank you. OK, if we win 100 grand, don't
show that one, Yeah. I wonder how many times I bet
that by the time you try to claim that.
God. This is educational.
Every day. It's literally a school day.
And then the holidays, well. When you show it, put your
finger on. Yeah, put your finger over that
bit. So if you have nicked the card,
just send us a screenshot, that'll be funnier.
Yes. So manufacturers put processes
in place and create modules with security.
How far they go with that security is how much it will
cost them. So for them to have it really
secure to the point where it's like on a processor and it's
really hard to encrypt and like decrypt and stuff like that,
that could cost them millions per processor.
Do you see what I mean? Like for them to go through that
security and and create that it would cost them so much that the
value of the vehicle would the price of the vehicle would go up
so much that it it would exceed the value of the car.
Right, conspiracy theory, which we've talked about before.
Obviously when a car gets stolen, we can talk about why it
gets stolen in a bit, but when it does get stolen, what do we
all do? If you've got a new car and it
gets nicked, what happens? You go and get another.
One you go and buy another one, so the same make more than
likely because that's who your insurance and that's the car you
like. So in theory it's a it's, it
really is a no lose to them, isn't it because.
You think that Range Rover will hide all these things?
You local these? Are ready.
That's a that's a big statement that was totally done by Dips.
I can send you as a solicitor. To them it was an opinion.
OK. But, you know, yeah, like.
It's I get, I get that. Like there's definitely, there's
definitely more or less to the general public than there is to
the to the car manufacturer. Manufacturers aren't going to
like, I'll take that back. Manufacturers aren't going to
send people out to steel. Cars.
Not they're not going to do it, but the fact is that the value
of these cars to on the black market, if they're selling them
for like 20 grand and they sell one car every night.
Do you see what I mean? And that equipment costs some, I
don't know, 1015 grand then they made their money back and the
profit on the first car. So.
And this is what we're going to do a video about soon, because
what's changing massively now is the value of that stolen car.
Now, years ago, it was more than likely a joyride, which made a
car practically worthless because it was just a nice fun.
Then obviously it got to the stage where the car was stolen
and then may have been exported, but it was still a stolen car.
But now we've got 2 massive factors, which is number one,
insurance. So that car stripped pieces
could be potentially worth as much as the car in full.
And that's because of people aren't claiming on their
insurances anymore. People are.
They have insurance to tick the boxes for the police.
Like many of you guys watching this now would be in a situation
that if you crash your car, if you damage your car, you're
paying for it yourself almost, and you're going to pay for the
car which you've crashed into, if that's mathematically
possible. If it works out cheaper than
what you know your insurance is going to go up by with the
following year then it's a no brainer isn't it?
Which which means those parts are obviously now worth a hell
of a lot of money. Yeah.
And the second one is. We're in the big box with one of
fiver. Is it going to take long?
Because that's very off putting. Very bad.
Don't start doing this everyday. Listen, everybody's got their
poison. And obviously, yeah, the other
one is obviously now is the cloned IDs.
Yes, now we which we are going to do some more videos on, but
now you can buy literally just an ID Yeah, on Facebook, on
eBay. Crazy, isn't it?
So what's happened is the person has crashed their car, had their
car burnt out wherever not claimed on the insurance, maybe
because they didn't have insurance or you know, whatever
the reason being, but now. That ID is worth money.
So the car's gone and it says in the description, car scrapped,
car burnt out, not going back on the road and they're literally
selling nothing but the ID. That's mad.
And we all know that whoever buys that ID steals the car.
Yeah, like they're not buying that car.
Yeah, they're not using the parts.
No, they're not putting that V5 on the wall.
That V5 instantly one day, well not instantly, one day will turn
into somebody's replica car stolen.
Since your video went out on the X5 and the One series where we
changed the VIN numbers back, I had so many phone calls from
people that have either figured out that their car had been
cloned and they hadn't known this for years.
And then they've done some checks and realised that it had
been. And then I've had loads of
people messaging me where they've bought a car and then
figured out that the lady is actually not the correct one.
We've had the same. We've had a lot of people saying
that they're worried about it, but OK, so in that situation,
what do you do? Like if you're 20 grand deep
into that car, 3040 grand deep, that's all your life savings,
your second biggest purchase. Maybe these days probably your
biggest purchase because houses, a lot of people rent because of
obviously the expense of that. What do you do in that
situation? Like if you go to the police and
say I think I've bought. They're taking that car
straight. They're taking you've lost that
car, all that money you've spent, you're highly unlikely to
get that money back. A lot of people will just not
say anything because they're like, well, I've just spent 20
grand on a car. It's all my savings.
If I tell the police that I think it may be cloned, they're
just going to take the car. You ain't going to see that car
for a long time. And if anything, they might just
take that car and you won't even get it back.
Because it'd be the insurance company's property.
Exactly, Yeah. Which is bad, and really you
should do the right thing. But would you do the right
thing? You know, it's, it's, we have
lots of messages saying that they've looked and they've
looked on car vertical and the car says it's an auto and it's a
petrol, says it's a diesel. You know, it's all a little bit
mixed up. So there's signs are there that
they're definitely in a car which is close, but not the car
it's supposed to be. Yeah, and that's the scary part.
And I think that would be a lot of people because yeah, we know
that 60,000 cars are stolen, but how many is the true number?
Yeah, and I bet you it's close to double.
I'd say so as well, yeah. So we've got a comment, he says,
boy a Renault Scenic. I left mine running for over an
hour, went shopping, didn't realize until I'd lost my keys
and went back and the car was still there.
There's 11 hack and someone else says because to be sold under EU
type approval they must. Cars must be serviced by an
independent garage. So manufacturers aren't allowed
to lock down the OBD port because it's anti competitive?
Which I suppose I get that, yeah.
And that's the trouble, isn't it?
Like this all boils down to that magic box which you've got which
should only be available to you, a recognised garage.
But The thing is that, yeah, but that magic box isn't.
We don't use the magic box. We use programmers, these magic
boxes and these. This equipment that's being
produced isn't for garage owners, isn't for.
So it's just for stealing? Cars, it's just for stealing
cars because who's going to like, for example, OK, perfect
example, My Range Rover software costs probably about 10K, Yeah.
10K. 10K but I can go and get Range Rover software to
emergency start the cars and it will cost me 25 grand.
So why would I spend 25 grand to buy that when I can go and spend
10 grand and go and get legit software?
So the only people that are spending 25K on this emergency
start are people that are taking the cars.
So you've got your 25 Ki actually use Range Rover JLR as
an example. But like for this we're going
to, you've got that 25 grand spent and you've got that piece
of equipment. How many times can you use that
piece of equipment? Much as you want, it's not
limited, it's not token based, it's not subscription based.
You just do one, go to the next one, do another one, go to the
next one, do another one, and and continue until, yeah, you've
got no more parking space left. And how long would it take?
Because you've got to imagine some of these people are
probably using that device more than you.
Oh yeah. So how long is it going to take
them to take that car off somebody's drive?
Put it this way, those devices can start a car with no keys
quicker than it will take me to program a key to that car.
So minutes. Seconds you could with that
device for Range Rovers. You could start a Range Rover
even if it's had the software update BCM.
Yeah, even if the BCM is locked, it will still do it because what
it does is it emulates one of the keys that are in the system
already. It knows that.
Key ID and it will just emulate that signal and then it will
allow the vehicle to stop. But that will take them about
maybe 30 to 45 seconds I'd say. But us to do it, we've got to
take the KVM module out like read the data off it.
And if the BCM is locked then we have to do a different process.
So it's, yeah, it's completely different to to do to doing it
the proper way. How can that possibly be?
And like the Alpha Romeos, they just pull the radar off the
front. I've heard this.
Yeah, they pull the radar off the front and the device,
basically it's got 2 can wires on it, and the radar has can
wires on it. So they just tap into the can
wires and it's got a coil. They put a new key on the coil,
wait a few seconds, hazard lights will flash, press the
unlock button, get in and drive away.
This is the problem we spoke about last time.
As I said, the CAN networks that you have on a car, the same, the
CAN network that you have for your lighting system and for
your EC US and for your security.
A lot of these manufacturers, not saying, oh, but some of
these manufacturers are using the same CAN network for
everything, whereas it should be on different levels.
Do you see what I mean? So to get to the security level,
you've got to have a working key or you've got to have
authorization to communicate on that network.
Right. So this is going to blow
people's minds and this is something which we didn't talk
about, but I'm going to say it now.
We were with somebody who showed us they could steal a car
through the TPMS system. No, seriously.
Wow. OK, that's news to me as well
because I haven't heard that. So they can the signal from your
wheel to your car, they reckon they can go through that and
steal a car, get into the system with the TPMS that.
Is insane. Scary, I think.
There's another thing they said they could do as well.
I think they could. I think this is right.
Send a signal remotely to your car so you've got a flat tire.
So you pull over, immediately jump out, and then if they're
following you, they could quickly jump in.
They say it's on the on the on the passenger side.
You get out around the back. Because when we, when it comes
up, if you're going to check, don't you, you get out at the
traffic lights or pull over. Car's still running.
But the person who's chucked that system is right behind you.
You never stop your car and lock it up to go check if you've got
a punch here. And then they push you out the
way and car gone. It's crazy, isn't it?
We've got a good question. It says dips.
Why are Tesla's hard to steal? And we were.
We, we know this, don't we? We know the.
We know the answer. We we jump to 1.
Wants electric. Nobody wants one.
It's quite like anybody could steal one.
But everyone, nobody, nobody yet has been that desperate.
Everyone would rather go on their bike.
Or walk. But there's something we went in
on the other day, and to drive it, you had to type in a code
like an iPhone, yeah. Well, why is that?
They, they are, they are really locked down quite well, to be
honest. They're not, They can be stolen
like anything can. But Teslas are fairly good when
it comes to security and lockdown.
They're they're fairly decent. So I mean, to code a key for a
Tesla, it's not that difficult. But if you were to steal a
Tesla, I don't know what processes they use, but I I can
imagine it's a lot more difficult than standard like
normal. I've got a question.
Yeah. How do you code a key for a
Tesla when Teslas don't have keys?
They do. I can't.
Oh. It's a code of credit cards.
This is blowing my mind. We're just losing the
haemorrhaging money. Like it?
I think you need a university degree in scratch.
How many have you been through so far?
I'm not sure I don't. Want to bring London dip?
What's our profit margin? Obviously we lost the 1st 2:00.
Well, no, we're on five because the first two you showed the.
1st 2 are gone. But but I think like why not on
a BMW to get in it? And obviously you can get by a
ghost. So you put in a code and it
won't start unless you put the code in.
Why is that not a thing from the factory and why?
Or just type in a code on the screen.
I don't know the answer to that, but in the back in the days,
Clifford used to make an alarm system and they still do
probably. But where you used to have two,
two little buttons and then you'd have your own code and
that would be your code to gain entry, but it would actually
start. Sorry.
Do you know if people say like, you know the, they say, oh,
like, this is the most green, efficient car.
This car's the best suspension like they've all got.
Yes, paid no one's Why? Why is?
Nobody saying my car is unstealable.
Yeah. Why?
Is it because to me, people would buy that car?
Yeah. Why aren't they saying we've
done this, We've done that? This is gonna, you know, this is
10 times harder than everybody else's so.
When these cars are manufactured and like the programmers that I
use for example, for diagnostics and key programming and stuff
like that, they are always, and they're doing it legitly, but
they're always trying to crack that system.
So they can be the first ones to say, oh, we can make a key for
this new car. Do you see what I mean?
So if it's like a 26 plate car, they they want to be the first
one to be able to code that car. Right, so they have to reverse
engineer. They've got to reverse engine
it, and that's been happening for since the technology
started. And what's the name of that
company? Say an example.
It could be any company, it could be it could be any company
that supplies programmers and stuff.
But The thing is, like for example, a Mercedes after 2015,
anything before 2015 on a Mercedes is an FBS 3 system.
Anything after 2015 is an FBS 4 system.
Nobody in the world at the minute can do a key for any for
a Mercedes after 2015, even a spare key or a so you can't do
it. I can't do it.
I can do the vans up to 2018 but I can't do the cars anything
after 2015. So my a 45, you can't do it.
You know that. Because we remember you asked.
Me. Yeah, somebody lost the key.
I had a bad night. Yeah, I.
Remember. Anyway, moving on, somebody over
99 wants to know if you've done your homework.
Last time you were on he asked the question Is it possible to
install 2 ghosts on a car, 1 engine and one gearbox?
I didn't do my homework. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry but but I will answer that question because
who's? Going to guess.
Yeah, I'm literally going to guess it.
I think you can because I can't see why you wouldn't be able to
because the can network will talk on on both the systems.
So technically, yes, I think it will work.
That's a cop out answer that is. Yeah, great.
He. Just made that up.
Literally made that up. Sorry, Urban.
Someone also said what's if you had a car in two parts?
What's the easiest part to steal, the front or the back?
Depends, is it a Bugatti I'm. Guessing that's what they were
allowed to do. It depends what you want it for
as well. Yeah, if you're short of a sofa,
you'd go back. Front.
No back short of a sofa back seat.
You could put back off of your car in the house, couldn't you,
And have it as a sofa? Yeah, so he's Mark's thinking of
A2 seater car. I forgot he's gotten.
No, I wasn't thinking. Of forget your name.
Back to scratch cards. We are having a bit of lag, so
obviously we could have had better Internet, but Mark spent
all his money on a Bugatti, so we're.
Still on we're dialogue. We need it, Yeah.
If anybody can help us with that.
We have got what's it called, We got fiber to the house because
they built a hotel down the road, but still or is it because
we're not hard wired here it's. Because the router's like the.
What the? What the?
Router. Router or?
Router. You're a pet knight.
No, he's a Carpenter. Router in the table.
There I think it's the American saying I watch too much YouTube.
We're supposed to be working. Can we check out Ryan Cam please
so we can see how he is this evening?
Oh, you're not dressed as an elf again?
How's your mother? You're doing great, actually.
Yeah, still dancing every. Week.
Oh God. So, you know, a self driving
car? Yeah, if it was to get stolen.
Yeah. Could it not just drive itself
back home? Brilliant.
Yeah, probably could, but they'd probably just shut the car down
and lock the doors and then call the police so the person still
inside the car. That's a good idea because.
Carjacking is pretty impossible to stop that, isn't it?
Like, yeah, like unfortunately when somebody.
Is that getting worse in the UK as well?
Yeah, Is it? Yeah, yeah.
Which is, that's really, really terrifying.
And I I did hear the car Jack where they stole the car,
realised there was a child in the back, stopped, removed said
child and then continued. So bad in it.
Which is like, I don't know, you know, like.
Headlights and lots of different modules all got VIN numbers on
them and I'm guessing the purpose of that is someone can't
run up silly headlight and then sell it afterwards.
Does that work or can people just?
Form No. They can be adapted to another
vehicle. Super easy, yeah.
So I suppose that make that I suppose that does so I know does
it. So would somebody would buy a
car front headlight off eBay knowing it's not coded to their
car and just worry about it afterwards?
It's just. Yeah, so with VAG, so VAG
vehicles, VW already say that Skoda if the.
That doesn't work anymore, does it?
Yeah, I know. Yeah, it doesn't.
If you get a stolen part and try to adapt that to the car.
So say you got a headlight from a stolen vehicle and your
headlights gone on your car, you're trying to code it in.
If you go via ODIs, it will flag up on ODIs as long as that
vehicle was reported stolen. Brilliant.
It would flag up and they will not be allowed to code it.
And the person who's trying to code it and if they keep, if
they get 3 flags I think they get they get chopped off the
odor system so they can't use. So what do you do if you're?
That's not your fault though, is it?
No, but that's why a friend of mine he actually does VAG coding
and. He's on his fourth company,
yeah. He does the coding and
everything, but I just got that and he he's, he's had a part
before and he's told me he goes, he nearly got chucked off
because someone supplied the part.
So now he says unless he's providing the parts or he buy or
they get the parts brand new, he's not going to code anything
in. So which I think is brilliant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's really good.
But like for a BMWs and stuff like that you could technically
go and get a stolen part and then adapt that from a stolen
car to the normal car. She's been sick.
Johnny 57000 No wrong one. Sorry I ain't got a minute.
Never 71 Mark. Love you guys.
Please can you delay Jane's carpets as I've promised my
other half she can have hers when it happen.
Oh, brilliant. We've got Jackie, Whitey says.
Thoughts on Shmee's new gaffe? Oh, beautiful.
I just I watched the video. Wow, what a place.
Yeah, it's so nice and. Probably not the picture film
in. It is so cool.
On the big screen. I'll fill you in no problem.
Get A room that's. Wow.
So that's the house. It is beautiful.
And then you've got like the big.
Brainery and you can turn that into a.
See when I when I saw that, I thought it was AI, but that like
obviously AI but the house is the house.
Is it the cows that threw you off?
What's that? Blooming and.
They're like the spies of the house.
They're like the schmooze cow, aren't?
They yeah, I think that was the idea.
Is the museum going then? Yeah, it's going to be there.
Wow. It does look so cool, doesn't
it? It just like I saw the videos on
like like nearly 1,000,000 views as well as fair play because
it's very. Cool.
It's amazing. It looks so good.
Yeah, it's good for him. It's great for him to have his
own space because he said that he's, he'd seen people.
I think he said he was inspired by Stradman and people like
that. I've got their own.
Yeah, Strad's is really nice as well.
Strad's is a. Friend of mine asked me the
other day he was like what? I'm getting a new car, what
should I do to stop it from getting stolen?
Sell it. Yeah, boss.
What I finally just said because I've recently got a nice car
myself and basically just look out the window, open my blinds
every morning and just hope it's there because I just feel like
there's nothing you can do. I think bollards are good.
Yeah, I really do think that what you say is the one of the
best. Yeah, because if they can't get
these bollards, like, I mean, you've got them and they're
absolutely Matthew. Parking on the street can you?
No. Yeah, we've got.
Yeah. We've got a lot of layers,
haven't we? We're lucky.
But isn't it, is it not a case of like your steering wheel
lock? Yeah, one that goes into the
seat belt. But if they really.
Want it? They'll just want it from.
The house there's. One that you can get that goes
from your steering wheel. We've had this conversation
before and it clicks into your seat belt and you left it.
Ah, I'm not. And then?
Back to the scratch pad. Yeah, sure.
You just press the red button and it.
Comes down. No, it doesn't, because there's
something that you turn like a key and it locks it up.
Right. OK, so.
It's like a rope. You loop the rope through the
steering wheel and then it goes into your seat belt.
What if you bring a pair of scissors?
Right I'm. Googling it.
But The thing is that this could be your thing.
Do you know you've like, do you know when people have these
bright ideas and make millions? Maybe you've dreamt.
It the problem is, you've got to have a bright idea.
A lot of comments they remove the steering wheel.
Do you know what that's a we, we had a car like that.
Well, we've got a car like that now, but we used.
Do you remember the slut? Yes.
So, so basically we had, I know it was Mudley, wasn't it there
you. Go look.
Well, this is a viewing experience.
Surely, Yeah, surely. Just cut it.
I think it takes a while to cut. Through what's it called?
What's it called? Let me share it.
With you a car steering wheel lock.
Seat belt, everyone's going to get like be amazed everyone.
Variations of. That there we go, everyone,
there we go. There's probably somebody who's
like thinking how disrespectful you you are.
I'm not being disrespectful. No, we are.
No, you are. They're never going to get
through that, are they? Yeah, but is it steel or?
Something Oh, OK, so it's there isn't I was thinking it was just
seat belt material. That was my problem.
Seat belt. Yeah, literally.
That's what I thought it was. OK, so that makes a little bit
more this one. 'S £13.99 so we know.
That brought it through. Yeah, that'll solve it.
So yeah, it's a good point because when we've without a
doubt before you like security. Good security is expensive,
isn't it? It is expensive like dates,
CCTV, alarms, bollards and stuff.
Like that. I don't think CCTV does.
I mean, for some people it might be a deterrent.
I just, I don't think these thieves really care.
I don't think these thieves really care.
When we before before our clever system, now the CCTV was just to
watch it be nicked. Yeah, after it.
Go look in the comments to guess which one it is.
I've lost big glasses. While we're having Internet
problems I think. I think we're having Internet
problems and I've lost it. I think somebody's deleted.
It wasn't. That bad?
It was that bad. Well last time we lost the
Internet we had audio still, so hopefully everyone can still
hear this. Have we really gone down?
You have to get that fixed, aren't we?
The audio Jane's just won £1,000,000 on.
There's. Definitely A and she's just
shown the barcode as well. Shown it.
Oh, no. Oh, we've missed it.
It just lagged. Funny.
Right. I think we're back.
We're back. We're definitely gonna have to
sort out the the system. That's a problem for.
Somebody's put we're on McDonald's Wi-Fi.
I wish we did have a. Question.
Oh, here it is. There's the Funny 10.
Hang on. Video stuttering, right?
You can look in the comments and guess which one that is.
OK, that that was good. That definitely gets you right.
I think we're going to go for a bit of news, then let's see how
fast Ryan can press the bottoms. Welcome to this week's news.
It's stuttering anyway so. Right then, Ferraris first EV.
Now is it called the louche? The lucky, the bouquet?
Whatever you want. What would it be if it was
Italian? OK there.
We go and if it's not then it should be Apple.
Style cabin. That's really cool.
Are we able to see it? Can we go big on the screen?
Check that out. I love that.
So do you see how like there's no buttons on the steering wheel
and stuff that's. What about that big button and
those buttons? And switches less buttons like.
That I think that steering wheel looks a bit meh.
Yeah, bit what? I don't, I don't like it.
Particularly, I like it. I do.
I do like. It it's pretty quite old school.
Moving on. That'd be easy to steal anyway.
Especially if they've only got a seat belt clip.
Right, somebody sat very close to me is in training or pre
season training ready for the Focus Cup?
Yes. Oh yes, got a.
Picture of your new race car, just so you know what's going
round. Soon to be smashed.
Oh. Yeah.
So that's that's I think our first round is Donnington end of
April ish. So I've got a while yet.
So I'm currently doing lots of sit ups and press ups and stuff
getting myself. Are you doing the neck wide
training and stuff? No, I should be though, should
I? I'm not sure the focus is going
to have so that many GS if I'm honest.
How hard you hit the barrier. That's the only time I'm getting
a strong neck. What's?
Good is everyone who's put sponsors on this car is going to
be a lifetime sponsor because when it hits the barrier.
The sticker will come off and it'll leave a perfect imprint in
the barrier that should be there forever.
It'll be the wrong way round then though, won't it?
Oh, it'll be backwards. That's true.
You'll just have to look at it for a mirror.
Can I put my P1 sticker on it? Oh, it costs money.
I'm off mate, don't lose my time.
Of course you can. That's cool now.
You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
I can't, I can't wait. Sort of like it's going to be
absolutely amazing. The cars are like really fast
now. Is it all done?
Is the car like all complete in it?
Yeah. Because it's basically an
arriving driving. So OK, my car is SAT ready and
waiting. Because obviously all the times
we've raced over the years, preparation, car trailer, van,
spare parts, it's very expensive and very time consuming.
But now we make videos once, once in a blue moon.
Apparently a lot of complaints about that.
Yeah, it's difficult, but that's arrive and drive.
So all the people are there, the mechanics are amazing and you
just turn on good, drive it and the second it's finished.
So thank you. And you're right.
Don't have to fill it up with fuel, don't have to do the tire
pressure. Wow.
It's a really cool system that's so good.
And it's like it's, it's expensive, but for motorsport,
it's. How many races are there
throughout the year then? I think the seven rounds. 7
rounds. 7 rounds, yeah. And are they all at Donington or
are they located? So Donington, Snetterton,
Anglesey, Alton Park, Grands, Hatch and some more Croft.
Yeah, that's it actually. I did that.
Brilliant. So read about this.
So basically they're saying the reason it's took this long is
because they've spent years, 1010 years developing.
By that point, the technology, though, isn't that.
What you had to deposit on? Still.
I have news. Oh.
I. Right.
I went into, I just had to get, it's been three years, but do
you know it's been three years? So basically the car which we
bought when we last complained about it has now been about to
get a new one because it's the free lease.
So I've been in there, gone to the guy at Stratford, the lad
there, I can't remember his name, real nice lad.
And I left him a message that's like, can you please try it out
and get me money back? Because like this is and then
I've my Tesla app has said all I need to do is confirm my bank
details. I've confirmed my bank details
details and it said within two weeks I'm going to have my 4000
LB back. So I'm going to have it back
just when they're going to rocket in value.
But those deposit slots are going to be worth a load of
money and I've got my money back so hopefully I'm going to very
soon have £4000 which we can put towards another car.
What you should do is put that £4000 in Tesla stock like you
should have done to start. To start with, then it'd be now
be like 70, yeah. That's crazy, isn't it?
F1 testing new V6 hybrid needs work coasting on straights,
dropping down gears to keep flow of electrons up.
Well, that's not going. To so you have to slow down
because of the hybrid. To make it work.
Well, that's good, isn't it? Hopefully they've got that fixed
for the first why can't? It just go back to being normal
because fill it with fuel, up you go.
It's going to be exciting do. You know, there's a lot of
things where like there's AI get why we're doing it, saving the
planet and all that lot, but. But is it though?
It's so hard, but one thing which I really think that we
could all sort of put our hands together and agree McDonald's
straws. Just it, bring them.
Back. Yeah.
You don't even get halfway through the drink and it's
already disintegrated into nothing.
And you try turning it around and it's even worse because
that's been in your drink. That is that I feel like we can
lose a few whales. I don't mean sorry for the
dolphins and the whales if you are going to die on choking on a
McDonald's straw. But it was worth it, surely?
Everyone's saying 4 grand for carpets.
Yeah, I missed one. I said that I don't think is the
budget going to, is foreground going to cover it?
Nope. Not the carpets she wants.
Gold plated carpet. How can 4000 LB not?
Get a carpet well. It can, but not the carpet that
I want. I'm not having like office
stuff. Off cuts.
Yeah. Yeah, just.
Why not though? It's good in the office.
I tell you what, what's good for the goose is good for the
gander, and I'll zip it. Let me be enough for the
tomorrow. Oh no, that's that was right.
That bit's for Carl. Yeah.
Yeah, I did that bit. So yeah, ignore that bit.
OK, I'll ignore that bit. McLaren Arturo Spider MCL 39
Championship edition Celebrate the 10th world title.
Wow, that's cool. Would you like 1?
I can start enquiring. It's not black.
Oh yeah, weird colour that it would have an orange.
Well, you just have to give a bit about yourself and a
message. I tell you what would be really
cool. I'd love to know if the MW ones
are sold out. Yeah.
Do you reckon they have or haven't?
Not. Only all the slots would have
been sold but. Have they?
Are you? Trying to tell us something.
How many? How?
Many are they making, do you know, I think was it. 400 or
something. How can they not sell 400?
Pick up not nothing to against McLaren or the car, but our
people, the people who have that money, some of them will have
the car, whatever, but obviously a lot of the people who are
buying them will be conscious of yeah, is that car going to lose
money? Lose money which?
The P1 did, didn't it, to start with.
The P1 did, yeah. Eventually went back up.
To some people that make no difference whatsoever, but a lot
of people who can afford that car will be quite business
astute and probably do not want to be 100 grand backwards or it
actually probably like well no that's not fair.
It might be worth double the amount of money, but.
I don't know what you lost. Kid, you lost me glasses I can't
see nothing on. The more something somewhere
doesn't. Matter anywhere.
That's the news anyway. Let's talk about what we've been
doing So this week. We've had a good week this week.
We were in Belfast last weekend. Oh yeah, Arena Cross.
Yes, that was. It was bloody cold.
It was cold. It was like I just wanted to get
home and turn the heating on. But the event was get well soon.
Jack, he probably doesn't watch this, but my friend had a big
crash. Massive not.
Big, big, big crash. And he I think he's, he's
definitely broke hip hop Elvis. And to be fair, if that's all,
he's broke. He's come off.
He's come off good because it was massive and we saw every bit
of it, didn't we? And it was like.
I've got a confession. No, I didn't see every minute of
it. You weren't knocking.
The first party wasn't. Watching like it was my
birthday. It was my.
Birthday we were in Belfast, we were in the Premier Inn and we
were on the Jack Rabbit Rose, I'll be honest.
And me and Kirsty had a lovely day.
You weren't there. No, we weren't.
We were there in. Oh.
We were there in spirit, which we just weren't concentrating on
the. The rounds are like 3 minutes
aren't they? It's about 3 minute race, yeah.
Yeah, so you had to. I'm straight for three minutes.
And also as well bearing in mind like some of the like some of
the people which we support like Senna's John.
Or big up John. Big up, John.
She sat like, we're sat in this place which overlooks the track
and she doesn't know. She's like, Oh yeah, John did.
Well, I said no, no, John crashed.
She didn't even know. Actually, I did know that John
crashed John's about the only one that I did know.
So you watched John? I watched John, but yeah, we're
on the wine. Am I bad for saying that when we
watch, we're not watch anything like a Rena cross or a race or
something? Like, I'm very excited to see a
crash. I think that's what a lot, I
think that's what a lot of people go for.
A lot of people like they watch that freestyle as the freestyle
lads thinking this goes wrong, it's going to be spicy.
And when it doesn't happen, you're a bit disappointed.
That's probably. Not the probably not a pure
motocross fan but yeah for definite.
People want to see a battle, they want to see a bang under
bars. A lot of the crowd explode when
people start. There was 2 lads Cooper and I
can't another little lad anyway, but they're only probably 6 or
something like that. I.
Actually saw that as well. And they banged into each other
like proper, stuffed up the inside like, you know, at six
years old, they wanted to, wanted to win.
Yeah, like proper. Proper competitive.
Proper competitive that a brilliant.
Event isn't it really really is good fun so yeah Mike we had my
birthday and then you went on a on a trip didn't you and.
You're a holiday, lads, Holiday. Yeah, you used your passports
again, didn't you? So we've been to Can we, maybe
we can say where we've been go. Where we can say where we've
been? We have seen the gearbox.
We. Have seen the gearbox.
So we have seen the gearbox. But how do you know that's a
gearbox? Well, actually no, but I did
trust the guy who was telling us it was my gearbox.
From pictures online it looks exactly the same so.
Put it this way it. Looks.
You mean silver? No, because it looks like a
gearbox 3 times bigger and with about 50,000 different bits and
ports and wires coming off it it.
Looked like a jet engine to me from the size of it.
Like it took a chunk of. But good news is that we have a
gearbox, which I think is a positive, but we bought a car.
This is probably the best value from any car on the planet.
It's got heads up display, soft closed doors, heated seats,
Bluetooth audio, electric seats, sunroofing, sunroof, tow hits.
Panoramic. Roof seven seats.
Seven seats. Well, do you know it's got?
Seven seats it's. Got everything in that car.
I will say when we went we obviously had it last minute.
We used the floor mats out of my M3 because I know floor mats and
there's a massive stain on the floor mats which now wrecks.
Which side the? Passenger side that's that's my
fault. But saving your carpets.
I've wrecked my floor mats. But then they would have wrecked
my carpet. That's big white day.
That was before you even left. When on the carpet on the.
Yeah, open the passenger door and it's just there, isn't it?
No, it's like, it's like chewing.
Direct it again. It's like it can't, it won't
come out. It's not.
Like a mark, ice cubes raise it. Will that work?
Well, it's worth trying, isn't it?
Well if anybody knows how to get chewing gum off carpets or a
mat, then how? Much we pay.
For commentaries. 6500 LB I think it was don't mix absolute
bargain. It had a problem with it.
We fixed the problem for not a lot of money, but let's.
Scratch a little bit. It smells a little bit.
Marijuana potent. It smells like there's been a
grow in the car that we did on. Where did you get the car from
there? The guys who sold us the car, it
was a Part X. They were brilliant.
They did the tray price, they did this great deal, but they
did warn us. There was a few things wrong
with it. But I took the gamble and said
yeah, cheap, I'll go for it. But my God, the car was
fantastic. We've got all the way to Holland
and back. It smelled funny at some points,
but other than that? Did you just get periodic
whiffs? No, more like there's still a
baggie in there somewhere. What happened was you sort of
like left it alone for a bit, Didn't you come back out and it
just stung? Yeah, just now it just smells
like fags. Yeah, it doesn't smell as, but
it just still smells cigarettes. But I have got a confession.
But Mark came and cleaned it, didn't they?
And he did did a great job, but it still needs another go Mark,
so he might be. But you know our gumball
diffuser thing that's in there? I didn't realise how that
worked, so when I borrowed it to go and get lunch the other day
at work, I lifted it up and tipped it.
So now my coat smells a cherry. Good work, I know.
Is that the end of the news? Yeah, pretty much.
Let's talk about Vyron. So obviously on the on the last
Vyron video, we put that there's not going to be a video out on
the Vyron straight away are. You talking about Vy and Ron OR?
Vyron but nobody listened to that, No.
So everyone's been complaining. Give me our time on Instagram
when we clearly said that it wasn't going to be a 2 minute
job but we have got another video coming on Tuesday, which
we weren't going to have. But the gearbox has turned into
such a saga and the progress has turned into such a pickle
already. There is going to be a video
this Tuesday. Which is the plot thickens.
The plot The plot definitely thickens I'm.
Looking forward to that. Yeah, that'll be good.
It'll be it'll be good. And so, so this one will be on
Tuesday. They have a live on Thursday as
well, but that there's not going to be a video the week after on
the viron, that's for certain. So just remember everyone that
you can't. Say that though, because you
don't know true. We're not like how Matt
Armstrong does it. Obviously he shows the process
of the build. We're not car builders, so we're
not going to show, you know, that that's Matt's East.
We stop in our line, Matt's, you know, we're not going to be
building the car ourselves. We've got like an amazing team
together to build this car, but yeah, it won't be every week.
Imagine if me and you built a car.
Could you imagine how bad? That, that would be hilarious.
You've got to do that at one point.
No, that would be so. Cool, Mark doing the buggy like
when we were right. Yeah, God.
Not. And I never lost a wheel.
Never once. Close call.
Close call, yes, but I never actually lost one.
You remembered it. Was, but you used to have to go
round and put bits of duct tape on the stuff that you've done
and the stuff that you hadn't. It got a color-coded system.
By the time I got around to that side, I forgot what had happened
on the other side. And then you'd turn up at a
buggy race and you'd see like a piece of red tape and you'd be
like, oh. That's got to be important.
Like, Oh yeah, supposed to have done that.
Put oil in it. I remember you telling me that
when you put the seats in the Bolt that's at the back and
difficult to get to. You just don't bother with just.
Got three points. That's true story.
There was 1. Was a nightmare to get to and I
thought three out of four. It's got to be all right.
And your seats going like that I.
Feel like, you know, like with all that sort of stuff, they put
a safe, like a safe working load in there.
German. There's always a bit of room.
And you're excused for not putting the laptop in.
Three out of four. If you're not leftover with
bolts at the end of rebuilding something, you've not really
done it properly. And also as well you're you're
strapped back to the chassis so your seatbelts hold you back, so
in theory the seat doesn't even need to be fixed anyway.
It's no logic you unreal. That's true.
Glad to go Kart seat. Yeah, you did.
Poor Jane. I had a good seat.
Jane had a go Kart seat because it was lighter.
Mine had like all this padding in which sort of absorbed your
back and Jane was on a piece of carbon fibre.
That's got to be painful. Pains and dust.
But you've got a woman's bottom that's probably like, oh.
No. You're.
Digging the whole deep. Women's not what's it called
Nat? What's it called genetic?
Genetically, women have more squidgy.
Right. Just.
More padding. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool. That doesn't mean I deserve to
sit in a go Kart show. Wins a win.
We've got some questions. Well, I've got a question.
There's somebody that keeps saying this is pre recorded, say
6-7 so I'm gonna do it. 6-7 I wish it was pre recorded, it's
pretty easier. So you know how Faraday pouch
is? Yeah are very very useful for
keyless entry cards. Why, when you buy a £40,000 car
from a manufacturer, don't they spend a big massive £5.99 on a
Faraday patch and give that to you when they hand the keys
over? I think you'd think there's a
good chance my car's going to get nicked if you've got to give
it, if you give it a Faraday patch and they say do you know
the key? Make sure you keep them.
Vulnerable. They're not very secure.
Well, if they're not going to fix that problem, they can at
least help protect your car from getting nicked.
But that was a problem. Do you remember with the J?
Oh God, I feel like we're on J on Ji was back tonight.
But do you remember with my mum's, with my mum's car?
So her discovery was going to have that BCM update.
And what was a little bit naughty is they hadn't told my
mum that there was an upgrade because obviously they didn't
want my mum ringing up saying, well, I want mine done.
So they didn't tell people there was an upgrade until they had
time to do their cars, which I thought was a bit bad because if
everyone knew they could block their cars in, they could
disconnect the battery, they could put it in a garage, they
could you'd, you'd make yes because you'd know.
But I suppose that might have like caused loads of them, a
load of hassle. But obviously then it caused
other people a load of hassle. They also they probably didn't
want to put panic into people. No, Yeah, yeah.
So they're just like, well, if it gets nicked, it gets nicked.
The question is as well, if not necessarily only JLR, but does
other manufacturers probably know the same thing in my
opinion. Jay and Ali are great cars.
They are. If a manufacturer knows that
there's a massive vulnerability that means the cars are getting
stolen or they're not liable in some way, but not protecting
that car, but you know it's protecting.
Them though, they are protecting them because they you have a,
they've got regulations to work against basically.
So you got Thatcham approved as long as they meet them
requirements, that's their. That's that bit done.
But is that do you feel like that requirement is good enough?
These days it could probably be reviewed because nowadays it's
not as secure as we know. But I don't think Thatcher
aren't going to well, I don't think they're going to change
anything anytime soon. And if Thatcher don't change it,
then I don't think manufacturers are.
Can we just ask Senna to Senna mate?
Somebody's just put JLR sent a free Faraday pouch after telling
me I couldn't have an upgrade because my vote was too old to
have their upgrade 2. 1016, Mark. 2016.
There we go, which is mad really like and that is money because
they've earned money out of that car and 2016 is not an old car
like it's 10 years old. So really you'd think that
they'd they would have been do the right thing.
They would. Have been on it.
And just do it for them. This video is not sponsored by
Jay a Lot. Yeah, we're definitely not in
the press car, are we? But it is definitely worth
taking your own precautions. Isn't it steering lot 100?
Percent. If you can get a bollard.
I've just had me my new tracker fitted in the van by the guys at
Globe World Telemetric. Oh very good.
Amazing. Honestly, such a good system.
Really as well always sounds like when we mention them every
week. It sounds like.
A paid promotion products. It is everything.
And I don't know a lot about their competition, but what are
how we are we back or not? I think we are.
I think we're all right. All right, good.
OK. Any more questions?
Somebody keeps the tiger in the back seat of their car to deter
thee. That is genius.
You could actually get a security dog, couldn't you, To
keep him in the back of your car?
I'd feel bad for the dog. Yeah, I'm not sure that's going
to work in the summer either. Well, why?
You leave the windows down, doors open, Nobody's going.
To open the door and let the dog out.
But. This car's supposed it's there
to protect the car security and now you're saying leave the
windows open and don't lock it? Just just saying.
Just an idea. I like, I feel like.
I think we should get a sausage dog for said job.
I feel like you just want a sausage dog.
I do. I really want wire Ed dash and.
Dash out. Fashioned dash, cunned dash.
Cunned. I was wondering what you're
going to say then. Hopefully we've got more an
audio on that one. Bloody owns a Bugatti but still
has basic Internet. Right.
We're going to fix that for next week.
I promise you. We're going to get Craig here
this Internet. Is the best Internet we've ever
had, which is. Very.
Bad before. We literally could not watch
YouTube back in the day could we?
Could not watch anything online. You used to literally get a
minute and then you'd have. Freezing.
Butterface or the spinning wheel of Doom?
And then they built a. They built a a hotel down the
road and like flipping put about 50,000 times more traffic down
the lane, but they did do broadband to the house.
Can you remember, you probably forgot about this, but one of
the funny stories is we had satellite, didn't we?
So we had satellite Internet for three days and the reason we
only had it for three days is because it was installed and we
didn't realise that there was a usage cup on it.
But basically Windows had done a massive upgrade and we'd got
like 5 computers here or something and it had upgraded
every single PC and it had done our usage for the month.
Do you remember which? Rubbish there that was.
So yeah, have you thought about is it Starlink?
Yeah, we have. We have done.
With about Tesla though, isn't it?
Yeah, it's going to be reliable. Yeah, but it's Tesla.
Doesn't matter. I say not loud.
No, just banned Boycott we. Just need to get a cable
running. We'll be good.
We'll be sorted for next week, don't worry.
We're definitely doing it right. Right then.
Thank you, everybody. Thanks, Dips.
No worries, as usual. Like amazing sort of knowledge.
I think if anyone can take anything, then this is do your
best to do some visual deterrence.
Yeah. And don't rely on Wi-Fi, yeah.
Thank you and good. Night.
See you next Thursday, next 6:00 PM.
Take care. No, See you Tuesday, Tuesday,
Bugatti video don't forget.