Hello everyone. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to 1 and all. Merry Christmas.
We've got Father, Father Clause. We have Santa Claus.
Where's your hat going, mate? You're sitting right.
Welcome to the last live probably ever if we're honest of
the year and we're going to share our favorite stories of
the year 2025. This doesn't work.
We have Carlon. Hello.
And we know how wrong he is.
And now he's got BR and we. Have.
He's going to share some crazy stories as well from the year
and everyone watching this live, please hit the comments and tell
us your funniest stories from 2025.
How is everyone? All good.
Yeah, all good. Where's that noise coming from?
The TV just. Reese has come out of his
cupboard for one second. It's all gone.
Peche. He's a big.
Fat. Chicken Witch.
So. So I get you, Cupboard Reese.
Right, so we. By the way, I just want to touch
on I had a private message Reece off of your mum after last
week's last week's podcast. She gave me a proper earful and
I had to apologise. And what did you give her?
Give her a mouthful. So now you have to do a second
appointment. Your apology hasn't gone well.
I explained to her Reece's mum. I explained that, you know, I'm
easily led and I'm easily coerced into doing things that
I, I don't wanna do. So technically, Mark being the
ringleader, it's his fault. Jane calls me something similar,
right, OK. By the way, this has started.
Right, So right. Where should we start then?
With two. 1025 Professional Tonight we're having a few beers
which is good. We're quite relaxed.
Glass. Champagne champers we.
Get in the Christmas spirit, haven't we?
What are you? Drinking.
I'm on Binto. Why is it just?
Binto, he's lying, it's WKD blue or something.
Like that and. Binto squash.
And what are you drinking, Senna?
Lemon squash. Lemon squash then is it?
I'm actually what's this five and drive.
Five and Drive, that's Scott are probably watching, so we'll
change that to don't do it because it's a joke.
Seven in Devon. Seven in right.
Should we start with the highlights of the year?
Right before you do, Barry Bacon Bromley 2922 wants to know when
are we going to meet Reese's mum?
Never. Never.
Ever. I mean, I'm kind of scared at
this point. I think she's going to like, do
me in. There were some pretty serious
threats. He's you've probably mostly
she's she's famous around the local area, isn't she?
No. No, no.
No, if you live anywhere South of Stourbridge.
And no. Yeah, we must.
We must get Joe on, aren't we? She's invited.
We are actually having our. Below there is a link to Joe's
Only Fans. Click that.
Below and you can use my discount code Mark, it's safe
for our 20%. It's our Christmas due on
Sunday, mate. You've got to stop sniffing like
that on Sunday at the NEC, which is going to be really good,
isn't it? And Jo's coming as well, so.
Yeah, she's only allowed out once a year, isn't she Reece?
Someone says is Reece's mum fit? Reece's mum's jokes are too
good. We need.
More actually, that's one of the comments.
One of the comments this week has been people are complaining
there's not enough Reece jokes. Reece mum's jokes gotta go.
Stop drinking Reece mum's jokes in the videos for everyone.
I don't drink, do I? You do.
I never drink, but when you do, you do.
Only with my mate Brett. Never.
I don't think we've ever been that drunk between us, have we
man? Yeah, flipping at the boogie
end, yes. Oh yeah, forgot about that.
You were drink drinking out the trophies that you won from don't
forget. Me.
Well, you know, that's. You, don't you?
You got to do that when you win a trophy.
So let's start with, first of all the highlight, I think.
Should we go to the highlight for Harrods now?
Harrods now obviously never owned a hyper car.
I've been really lucky to have some amazing cars.
Never owned a hyper car. Now this all started basically.
I don't know if you remember you're on holiday.
Yeah, I was in Antigua. And messaging me basically just
being a pain but. You know, I'm on the beach.
I'm bored, what do you do? Try and sell some cars.
So you kept on ringing me saying this is a great idea, this is a
great idea. And obviously I didn't have the
money and it was sort of like I always thought it was outside
anything I could ever afford. But my God, you talked me into
an amazing. What an experience and.
Thank you. What an experience.
It's changed. Our family.
Changed all of us, changed our our channel, everything.
Yeah, no, it was, it was a great experience for me to to be in
Harrods, to have the honour of Harrods choosing us as a company
to to, you know, represent them in selling super cars, Piper
cars from their store, most famous store in the world.
And to, you know, to be the only person that's sold something
used from Harrods. Oh, of course.
Yeah. And Harrods don't sell used
items. First person to sell a car from
Harrods? There's not been many items over
£1,000,000 per item sold, so you fall into that category.
That's crazy isn't it, £1,000,000?
For one item. But then like when we looked at
some of those necklaces and stuff, some of them were like
that sort of money. Weren't there hundreds?
Of thousands of pounds yeah yeah yeah but you know there's.
The Jane loves a Pearl necklace, don't you?
No, I'm not enough for pearls yet.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, Carl.
Hold on, it's fine. Where was I?
You killed that conversation well, Andrew.
Big honour for me and it was also a huge honour for me to
have you 3 lovely people come and make a very special purchase
and make history together so. We were very lucky, very, very
lucky. Like all of all the all of it,
really. Sort of obviously going in to
pay for it, you know, was, was crazy, wasn't it up all those
escalators into like the. Private the.
Special room, private room and there was, we weren't allowed to
go in some bits, were we? Because obviously there was
celebs or private people in there.
So we weren't allowed to go through the bit to left where we
had to go into basic broom cupboard, but we weren't.
Yeah, yeah. But you know, it's it's it was,
it was just a great experience all round.
I mean, we sold a few cars from there, quite a few actually done
really well. But that was the highlight.
And you know, it was like the the last day you picked it up on
the last day we were there, you you insisted on driving it out
yourself. Did I believe that?
And I was like, you know what, Mark, you know, Dave can do
this, you know, And he's like, no, I bought it.
I'm driving it. So I'm like, OK.
I remember you saying that we've got special insurance in case we
accidentally go through Tiffany's and then Mark's still
got in the car anyway. Yeah, exactly.
I. Stopped breathing when I saw he
was behind. The if you watch the video, I'm
in the car with Mark and like I'm totally chilled.
I've been paid at this point. Yeah, you.
I was about chill. I think it's called useless was.
There, I didn't care and I was like, you sure you want to do
this, mate? He's like, yeah, yeah, I want to
do it, I want to do it. And I'm like, OK, fine, I'll
just take a front row seat and just see what happens.
And then you told me Dave was telling us where to go and he
didn't have very good eyes on. No, he he can't see his.
Hand that's that's the guy who sort of delivers all your
expensive. Cars.
That's right. We like to give back to the
community, you know what I mean? Is he like, is it Stevie Wonder
who's good at singing but he's blind?
That's right. So he's like that.
He's like blind but really good at parking, good driving.
No, Yeah, good at driving. Good, Good, good, good driver.
Are you a good passenger, Mark? Terrible.
I'm no she's. Awful.
I'm a terrible. Passenger, I'm scared.
Like I don't think anyone breaks early enough.
When you're it feels so different that.
Side, you know, when I'm like the braking, the braking I'm
like, yeah, I know, I'm like. But James want them drivers
where stuff stopping in front. There's nothing wrong with.
There's no coast. There's no coast like I'm.
Thinking. I'm thinking we may as well get
off the accelerator at this stage, don't need to brake, but
just get off the accelerator because it's quite obviously in
50 meters we're stopping and it's.
I should check the brake disc of the G wagon when I buy a bike,
OK? You know what?
You're annoying. They will be perfect.
You know when people hit the accelerator, lift off the
accelerator, hit the accelerator, lift off the table.
Just. Holding it in one place, I know
it's. Like Daddy's thing upstairs by
her bedroom. The simulator the.
Simulator when they bump into the walls and.
Things you do, you hit the walls, don't you?
But you are people in America. Right, Senator, tell everybody
what you're hopefully now this is a definite maybe.
What are you getting for Christmas?
BMX. Let's go say into this.
BMX. But are you getting a BMX?
Are you on the good list or the naughty list?
But Christmas said at that plan. I'm on the good list, but I
don't know. Yet I can tell everybody it's
5050 at the minute, it's not going too well so.
Yeah, yeah, My daughter's she's, yeah, she's a, she's a best
5050. Her best.
It'll be 7030, but she wrote that in her letter, actually.
How old? She's like, you know, have you
been good this year? She's like 5050.
First, you know, Yeah. She knows.
Yeah. She's I love.
The Honest Day. Yeah, how old?
Is. She she is 8.
So she's a little bit older than you.
Literally every single comment is about my mum.
It is. Much appreciated, can you read
us some of the comments out? Yes I can.
Will Reese's mum be doing a Boxing Day sale?
Black Friday. Oh God.
What?
That's what the sales are. No, that's when the sales are.
OK. Your minds are all.
Have you got the carpets yet? Reese's mom needs to buy for
you. Jane, this is a question.
You and everyone. And Jane.
I don't know what that means. No.
No mate, but you read it out anyway.
Can we cut to Ryan a second in the cupboard?
Let's everyone see what Ryan. There he is.
He just has. A silly owl.
A silly elf, yeah. He's silly elf.
Or a naughty elf, I think. He's a naughty elf because he's
my son. Right there we go, I'm going to
do a shout out. Jason Halliwell 3410 Can I have
a shout out to my 2 little boys? George is 9 and Vinnie is 3.
They're obsessed with your videos.
You have them laughing their socks off.
Evening boys and I hope you are on the good list is.
That our family, that's not our family.
It's not really in our. Family, right?
So 9:00 and 3:00 and you're making mom jokes Black.
Pride. Somebody's commented Black
Friday is diabolical. Is it even a thing anymore?
It seems to be. I bet you don't have a Black
Friday sale. I do.
Do you? Yes, I do, yeah.
You missed that one, McCann. No, you did.
Yeah, we have a discount code and everything.
Do you really have a black? Do you try and do?
Why do you do good deals every year?
Yeah, You know, if it's Cyber Monday, Black Friday, whatever.
Cyber Monday's got nothing to do with the car business.
Will I write Cyber Monday? Who wants a good deal?
We're on. We're on closing down sale.
What? What's your best sale of 2025?
Obviously, Harris What? Would you be best?
You mean like the most profitable or would you be the
most? Sharers factory if you don't
mind sharing that as. Long as it's not P1.
No, it wasn't the P1, although it wasn't far off.
Cost. You have a mate at cost.
Most satisfactory sale You know what I don't know?
I've I lose a bit of emotion now within what I do, you know?
What I mean no, I can imagine because.
It's a bit motionless. It's like great that like I have
a good deal, I suppose that's great.
And then that lasts as long as like you wake up the next day
and then you're just back to square 1.
Again, but I suppose with you as well, like I suppose it's a lot
to do with the client as well. How much you have fun?
Do you? Know what there there was I got.
I get more satisfaction out of convincing someone to sell me a
car that they don't want to sell.
You know, today like you today. Yeah, exactly like you this
morning. But you know, when sometimes you
look at a car and you think, you know, I really want to buy that
because I, I think I can do well out of that car.
And the person's like, no, I don't want to sell it.
I don't want to sell it. And then then you end up like
getting it, getting them to sell it.
And that, that, that brings me satisfaction because that for me
is that's like a, that's like a dealer from nowhere.
You know the guy doesn't want to sell it.
And a lot of times I, I guess you're trying to talk him into
that because you have a, you have a buyer.
A lot of the times I I might have someone in the back of my
mind that I think I could sell him that car or her.
And then other times I think they're undervalued.
That hasn't been one on the market for a while.
I fancy taking a punt at that and.
So you're not scared that there's no history of previous
sales? No, not well.
Well, you go and got feelings. Sometimes you go and got
feeling. You think, you know, that car
might be 500 grand, but it's it's, it's, it should be more.
And as that, you know, like the state of the country and all
that lot, has that hit your showroom yet?
I'm. So sorry, somebody's just put a
comment, said Carl. Get his jumper from Reese's mum.
Anyway, I'm moving. On the answer is yes, I did.
Has it hit my market yet? Well, you know what I it has
because a lot of people are leaving the Uka lot.
Of customers. And my customers are leaving the
UK, but what's been good is I've bought all their collections.
So instead of buying, you know, one or two cars from them a
year, I bought 20 cars from them in one go because they're
they're leaving. And I've done that quite a lot
this year. Yeah, I mean, it is going to
affect the the the business, I think.
I think it is going to affect the business, but I don't think
it might affect it as much as we think because you know, there's
there's always people to spend money and there's always people
to buy luxury items. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And as long as you're still in the market, well, I'll be fine.
Do you sell many cars that get exported though?
Yeah, you do. Try and sell the car to
Singapore. What do you do with the V fives
is? That right when?
You make money. Sell the V fives separately.
Video come in. Anyone Anyone of V5 for a blue
M3? How many cars do you reckon you
bought and sold this year? This year, Oh, I don't know,
actually. You should have your sales
figures on hand. Yeah, I don't know.
I know what it was last year. I don't know.
Has it been a good year?
It has been a good year. Thank God, Touchwood.
It has been. It has been a very good year, an
improvement on last year, which was also a good year.
So yeah. Took down.
Because you have, you haven't got a lot of staff, have you?
No, we're very, very lean on staff.
Yeah, really, really lean. On is that your choice or that
choice? It's a it's a mixed bag.
I can imagine that. I can imagine they're either
there forever or a day. Yeah, no, that, that's, there's
been a lot more people that have been there for a day than was.
I need to ask a question. Is the gardener still employed?
Do you know what I I'm now so emotionally attached from the
gardeners because they last five minutes.
So there's no point me needing to know your name because by the
time I learn your name and we have a conversation, I'm going
to meet another Neil. Do you know what I mean?
So no, they do a great job. But me dad has got a fetish with
grass and if his grass isn't perfect, perfect and it is
perfect, it's perfect. I like fetish with primroses as
well because the primroses are always.
Perfect. Do you know?
What my dad was he leaves. What, He liked them or he'd like
to get rid of them? Get rid of them just like next
level ridiculous. Yeah, like bin bags full and
then an hour later. Back again.
I done community service for a while and one of my jobs on
community service, you know, in COVID was I had to clean up
around this church, like do this stuff at this church, right?
And what it was October, November.
October. This is the only other job he's
ever had. I've worked.
I worked at the, what was it called, some charity shop I
worked at. Yeah, that was the only job I
ever had actually. Anyway, it's COVID hit and I
want to get these hours done. So I'm like look I would do
anything. I just need to get these hours
like the last 50 or 60 hours. I just need to how?
Many hours do you have to do. 220.
That's a lot, isn't it? It's the maximum.
Was it that? Must have been painful.
Oh, it was torture trying to run a business and sell a settee at
the same time. Charity shops, it's awful.
I actually chucked out the first.
Funny story. I got chucked out the first
charity the first day I got chucked out my.
Now, bearing in mind if you mess up this community service, where
are you going? Well, you go to prison there.
We go right, OK, let's let's set the scene.
Let's meet him with. My parole officer over.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but yeah, went to the Red Cross
charity shop in a place called Swadlinco.
Yeah, right. Established right.
Reese's. Yeah, so.
When there and there's one of the jobs they had was sorting
out everything, making everything look tidy so when the
shop opens everyone could sell something in the shop.
Now the shop staff was a mixture of Wrongans and and people who
work there for free volunteers. Good on them, right?
So it's a mixture of both. Obviously you've been back to.
Them very different personalities of people.
So, you know, the, the, the, the wavelength that they're on is
very different. Anyway, I've gone upstairs to
sort out whatever I need to sort out.
And I've looked and there is boxes and boxes and boxes and
boxes of DVDs. I mean, there's thousands of
DVDs. So I said to the lady who was
running the shop, this is halfway through the day.
I was like, how many DVDs have we got?
She's like about 10,000. Like really?
So, yeah. So I said, well, how much are
they? Well, it's 10 for a pound.
I've got 10 DVDs for a pound, 10,000 a grand for all these
DVDs. So I was like, OK, right.
Well, I've sold all of them. She's like, what?
I've sold them all. The guy's going to come here
soon with the money and I've sold all of them.
Set to go out and put my stash on.
So I've, I've, I've called, I've called one of my friends my do
me a paper, bring a grand down to the Red Cross, bring a grand
down to the Red Cross in Swansea.
Like I'm buying heroin or something.
He's like, why just do it? Anyway, brought the thing down
and then she found out that I'd bought the DVDs, which I thought
was a great gesture. I've sold all the DVDs, I've
created space. There was no benefit for me at
all. Whatsoever, you've not done a a
deal, have you? You've paid for price, paid for
price. And after, after work the next
day, my parole officer called me out and yesterday go.
I was like, yeah, well, fine. He's like, well, unfortunately
they don't want you back because you disturbed the shop and
you've done this, you've done that and you were a nuisance and
blah, blah, blah. And and you know, you're you've,
you've. Profited out out out the
charity. I was like no I haven't, I've
still yet. I've still got 10,000 DVDs in
the you haven't sold any yet. Apparently had done something
wrong. So did you have the 10,000 DVDs?
Yeah. And how much do you flip them
for? 2 1/2 grand.
To split the profit the charity. Same day.
They're literally same day. Sold them all.
Sold them all because I said to somebody I'm like it's £0.25 for
10 and they're like OK so there you go.
Somebody asked what did you do to get community service?
I think we also need to explain what community service is
because for the non UK people. Oh, it's when, it's when, it's
when you get in trouble with the police for dangerous driving in
my case. And instead of putting you in
prison, they put you in the Red Cross at swaddling coat, which I
contemplated, which was worse on the first day.
Take me in. Yeah, Looking brilliant.
Who was winning the race? What race?
No idea what you're talking about.
Right. We need to get back on, right.
Should we do some news? Look at the time.
We're ready. This is brilliant, right?
Ready. Jane, do some news.
Yep. Ryan's rolling.
YouTube Welcome to this week's news.
Oh, you're good. Be careful.
I'll be going now, right 10K Jane.
That is me. It's now 10.5 K Jane.
How selfish. I know I'm like selfishly ruined
but very very grateful so keep it coming.
She's in my phone as 10K Jane forever.
But I told you it's like 20 K, Jane.
Does it change then? Have you, have you trademarked
the name 10K Jane? Yeah.
People, you still have a website now, shouldn't you?
You should. Well, do you know I haven't?
Go back. How do you know I haven't?
Right. Why is?
That me. When I'm fine correlated
thousands have been wrongly prosecuted for speeding due to.
Yes, I agree. And I do.
That happened to me as well. Yeah.
Have you been done recently? That not recently, but it was
wrongfully right. Variable speed cameras.
There there, there, there. Variable speed cameras are not
reacting fast enough to change on screen and it's only only two
cars a day since 2021. I think I wrote that when I was
having a bit of would. It be the only two cars.
Well they only get 2 cars. So the thousands, yeah, that's
right. So since 2021, it's 2000, but it
was only two. So basically from what I what I
read, you imagine it was saying 70 like normal.
Then it flashed to 50, but the cameras were working faster than
the sign all the way around. So it but it was only a split
second, but that split second they worked out.
And it wasn't slowing down. You're doing 57, you've been
flashed, and that's you. Yeah, even though, like, you
know, you had slowed down enough, there was a delay.
On who do you write to to get? Just in case.
I don't know actually, who would you write?
I don't think it was. Yours wasn't a very real speed
camera though. Yours was just a speed camera.
If you get done by a by a speed camera that's just on AB Rd. a
big yellow thing and the sign saying speed camera everywhere
the. Thing is, it was his car and I
blamed him. There was there was a there was
a family consultation. Let's talk what happened.
So she was like, it's not me. And I'm like, Jane, I was with
Reese. We were filming and she's like,
well, it's not me. I'm in your car.
This was the a 45 and I'm like number one I never go down that
road in the daytime. It's can't possibly be me.
She's like it's definitely definitely not I've got the G
wagon. It's definitely not me.
Then figured out she then also she said what day was my car
MOTD that day, Yeah. Bang to rights.
Bang to rights, Bang to rights. Three points so.
Cameras. No, no, no.
I'm going on a course. Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I done an online course recently.
That's what I'm so not. You shouldn't do this.
And I'm not saying that I done it, but I'm saying that I've
heard that this is what some people do.
Sometimes you don't know. For.
A friend, yeah. When they're you're having it
online in your office or whatever, and you're looking at
your computer screen. I've heard that people will put
their phone resting on their computer screen so the camera
looks at you and you're fully in in integrated in the whole
conversation for 3 1/2 hours. And some people actually use
their phone and send emails and whatsapps and stuff whilst this
is happening. And you believe it or not, I got
accused of such thing. What's still working and not
taking full notice? At the end of the show, I was
told to stay in the room and everyone else leave.
So I was like, why? So he's like, I just need to
have a chat and he's like, Carl, I'm going to ask you a question.
I want you to be totally honest with me, please.
You've passed anyway, he's fine, but just be honest with me.
So I was like, OK, were you sending emails whilst you were
on this course? So I was totally honest with him
and I said no, I wasn't. No, I wasn't.
That was anyway oh, because I just kept seeing you put your
hand up. I was like, man, I just got like
a like a bug on my screen. She's like for four hours, yeah,
hopefully. So don't do that if you're
taking a a a driving awareness test because it's not very
responsible. Well, it's actually says cameras
on smart motorways on the A-14. Oh, is that where it was?
So was it on the A-14? Where's the A-14 down there?
Cambridge Down. There.
Yeah, it's from like that's. It down there.
Yeah, that way it was hardly to pay.
Far off was I anyway. Right?
Board are writing down £14.5 billion as the electric market
plummets in the USA, no. It should.
Trump's relaxed some of the emission mandate.
I don't know how. Imagine if for the people where
EV doesn't work here because of distances etcetera, etcetera.
How could it possibly work in America?
Well, can you, So my wife's Canadian and it's no big deal.
Like her dentist she used to go to would be a four hour drive,
but it's it's not, it's not a big deal over there.
You just get on Hwy. 3 and just go straight for 3 1/2 hours.
Yeah. Imagine that in a lucky.
Car, well, you're not going to do it, are you?
You just can't get there. They've got petrol stations over
there in some places. And they love a big, big one
anyway, don't they? Yes.
I wouldn't know. What about Reece's mum?
Oh, she'd know. OK.
Skodia Fabia RVRS concept is coming to market.
It's the 1990 hot hatch era coming back.
You're going to live a bit of that.
You're going to buy a Skoda in morning, you're choking.
Can I have a topic? Of course you can.
Sorry, wait on that is. Merry Christmas.
Sorry, say. Again.
Oh, can we get back to Trump for a second?
I. Don't know where we should.
No, but only a car related. Oh OK.
Have you seen some of the cars he had?
Like in the day, Trump had some cars.
Did they? Yeah.
Coal cars. Yeah, Diablo F50F40 yeah.
Yeah, we met a guy at Lapland, actually.
You definitely know him. We, we recognised him, didn't
we? Yeah.
And he, like he, he came and said hello.
You're. Going to say he's no.
Yeah. Go on then.
Joey. Jag.
Oh yeah, Jack from around here.
Shergill. Yeah, yeah, I know.
But she's my dentist. I told you the.
Dentist. He's my dentist.
I told you it was the dentist. We were last name because.
A dentist on the Instagram who wants to follow him.
He got some great cards, I told you.
It was Jack the dentist. We were on.
He's a really nice guy, yeah. Really, really nice guy, lovely
family, but we were on a we were on a trip to.
We went to the Geneva Motor Show.
We. Have sitna really amazing.
Dad and he was on the jet with us at the same time, but there
was a group of dentists and they got absolutely, I'm ready.
So funny. I got some no funny.
I moved one of my one of my good customers is a famous dentist in
the Midlands that you hear the adverts all the time and big
family all love cars and like I bought a collection from them
last year and they just got to the point where, you know, I was
just cheers everyone, an alcoholic for basically three
weeks while I got some car stuff.
Every time you'd go to get another car, you'd be like, OK,
another drink, another drink. That Geneva motor show, though,
somebody bought a sheer on, didn't know that time we went on
this private jet, which was just next level.
I think it was somebody. That Jag was with.
Yeah. And with that I bought some pick
and mix from inside the. Oh, it's.
Funny. Ekimo, whatever.
So I'm like hooking a bit in here, like I'm totally used to
Woolworths. And it was Wilco price.
Wilkinson's prices 499. So I was like banging.
Banging, Yeah, but you in Geneva now?
£60 yeah, you're in Geneva. Pick a mix.
So I was like, I was proper ruined my day because because I
was, I was committed as well. I was too embarrassed to say I'm
going to put them back. So we got on this couch, I'm on
the back seat, bloke in front turns round.
What you got? So I've passed it forward.
The the bag goes all the way down the coach across and all
the way back. Not a single suite there gone by
tight come back 60. I have one suite.
Bad Dad. And then one of the dentists was
asleep on Pete's shoulder. Pete's shoulder.
Wasn't. It I thought it was the dentist
Jack because he was saying that he's got like.
Yeah, 50, he's got Enzo F50, he's got TDF, he's got
Competitcione, he's got and everything's tailor made and he
has his own colour, yellow, that they make for him.
No way. All his cars.
Not all of them, but the majority of them are, yeah.
Wow, he's been. Being a dentist, you'd want
white, not yellow teeth. I know.
Yeah. He just he just had a an XXA
SF90XX and. In yellow again.
In yellow. You think though he's made money
because people don't want yellow?
They. Want yellow's got to be his
favorite colour? Because that's what makes him
the money. The yellow.
Dint of green. Yeah, I suppose have.
We got much more left on the news.
Oh yeah, sorry, yes, F1 Landau World Champion won by two
points. Fair play to him, that.
Must be a. Stressful weekend.
Yeah, everyone. For anybody, McLaren.
Obviously Max went in there with absolutely nothing to lose, did
he? But he was very fair as well.
I wasn't expecting that. I was expecting to be a bit of a
but he wasn't. He just thought I'm going to do
everything I can and what happens beyond me happens beyond
me. I thought he was going to back
everybody up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he didn't just cracked on, he did.
So fair play to him. Right, what we've been doing
this week. So we went to Lapland UK, which
was absolutely amazing. Our little one over there was
just blown away by it as we what did.
You want Mr. Scott? Yeah, what a.
Funniest moment ever though. I've got to tell you this.
We go in and see the reindeer. Mark is just absolutely
flabbergasted at the fact that Rudolph Nose is painting.
Well, it started off. Let me tell the story a bit.
This is the thing. Started off an animal.
Cruelty, right? They're asleep.
They lay down. Everyone's gotta be quiet
because these reindeer are asleep.
Macy's got this. Big horns and they're obviously
very heavy because when he moves his head or naturally he's like
he's fighting. Yeah, you can see it.
You can see it and then I looked I thought I was like fucking
that's cruel. Do you know what I mean?
I thought that's not on. Do you know what I mean?
They're like stuck in this little area.
I thought this is like quite like a reasonable like posh
place, but I don't need reindeers.
Do you know what I mean? I look over Rudolf, that's
they've painted the nose. He's.
Like that edgy ain't it? Painting an animal.
I thought they're going to. Get into trouble like.
If I painted an animal's nose, I'd be back in swabbed in coat.
I was amazed. I was like, they've gone too
far. Yeah, I'm surprised they're
allowed to do that. I would not.
Real what do? You mean they're not real?
They're not real. They're.
Not they're robotic Flip Oh. Honestly, they were that good.
I didn't realise they weren't real.
I had no idea. Well, I actually last week went
to Finland. Oh yeah, you did.
The proper one did. You enjoy it?
Yeah, it was absolutely unreal. Would you recommend it 100%?
There you go. 100% you know what it makes?
It knocks socks off of Disneyland or anywhere like that
for kids. Were you cold?
Oh, it was freezing. Yeah, but were you?
No. Did they supply you?
Obviously I ski, so I took all my ski gear with me.
But then when you get there, they supply you with like the
supply with like more of a heavy duty because, I mean, it was
like -17 it was cold and it was only like for like 3 hours a
day. But we've done some amazing
things. Husky drove Huskies by myself.
Oh, on the sled thing. Yeah, wrote.
It they could. Have they did?
Yeah, absolutely. Went through one of them.
You know them Orange. You married.
Sled off. You know when you know when
you're the dogs? I had more community.
No, but I had the kids in with me.
That's not so. I took two of my kids and Mitzi
took the other one. And we've gone this like, I
don't know, it's like a 10 kilometre Husky trail.
So there's parts where the Huskies are just kind of walking
because it's uphill. And then you just, you know,
taking the view and the parts where like it's downhill and
through the forest and stuff. Like it was absolutely amazing.
And we got to this point, we were flying like we were going
really fast and we went downhill.
And then it goes to the goes to the left.
When it goes to the left on the right hand side is a if you've
ever been skiing and you see these orange Nets with the
orange to stop people from going and say, yeah, I went straight
through it. The kids come out, I come out.
The thing flipped over like they had to get people to get me new
dogs and the. Dogs not go the right way.
Have you still got? No, no, it was the dogs went the
right way, but the sled was going too fast in order to take
the corner. So that it was, it was a little
bit banked, the corner was and that's why we got air.
Because I've got the dogs fault, I'd blame that on the dogs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got, we got the break that you're supposed
to like break when you're going a bit too fast.
But in my opinion, I don't think I was going too fast.
I think that's the dog's fault 100%.
But it was fun. Everyone was OK.
You. Can't be blamed for that.
No one. No thank you.
Very. Much.
But did you see Father Christmas there as well?
Yep, it was amazing. Amazing trip, one I'd never
forget. Shall we go through some of the
stuff we've done this year? But whilst we're doing that, if
everyone drops in the comments some cool stuff they've done
this year as well, and then we can, yeah.
If we're not getting some of. That now?
Yeah. So I think one of my favorite
things we've done is gone to car part, spent lots of your money
and bought a recovered stolen car and then actually managed to
track down. You got rid of that.
Yeah, they were special videos, weren't they?
Probably. Before you start the rules of a
bottle of pork, do you know what they are?
I don't drink pork at all. You do now.
You're not allowed to put it down.
Like an old fashioned pork bottle had a round bottom.
So wouldn't you on a ship, once you'd opened it, you could never
put it down. So you'd swig on a ship, but you
couldn't put a bottle of that, couldn't rest it.
So you had to. Once you start it, you had to
finish a bottle of pork. Pork.
Bottle of pork. Cheers, cheers.
Oh, it's quite nice though, isn't it?
You're supposed to switch it around and it cleanses your
palate. So are.
You having any rice? I'd have some of your sparkly
stuff because I'd have a drink. There's nothing worse than beer,
in my opinion. The only.
Reason I agree with you on beer. Is because you've forced
yourself to have it. That's exactly what I got.
When you when you start drinking, yeah, you do have to
do that to drink beer. I did anyway.
So you the first time you had beer, you didn't like it?
No. And you just carried.
On I've never liked beer, Ryan, you're 18, aren't you?
Would you like a drinky do? We know 18 because I'm not going
back. Oh wow, he's sleeping with Reese
tonight. Who's?
Reese, you better make sure he's 18 if that's the game because I
never heard about you. I don't catch PDD all over
again. You just started watching.
That me. And my mom.
Just started watching it now. Watching what?
PDD on Netflix. You're like, who is he?
I'm not really. You know what I'm not really
into? Like the whole, I like my little
world and I don't like to. We went to that Pride of
Britain, which we talk about, and she's like, that's that,
that's that, that's that, that's that.
I ain't got a clue where anybody is.
I'm in my own little bubble. I'm working and I'm doing stuff
and I don't really have time to. All I know is the song that goes
wake up in the morning feeling like pee did it.
I know that no, but this, I just know that thing.
You know I went to go and buy 2 cars last night.
I bought a Porsche Turbo and a Lancia Delta Integrali.
Oh wow, Evo 2. Or no Evo 1.
And on the way there I was going out afterwards with a friend and
so we took this V class that we've got and we're in the back
of the V class and put some music on.
Now I like I like 90s. That's bloody lovely, that.
Is I like 90s music, you know? Well, I can go from anywhere
like like Luther Vandross. I also like, I also like like
Tupac and Notorious BIG and rap music and that, but only from
the 90s, you know? 90s is your.
Like R&B Like, you know, like, oh, like loads of loads of like
R&B Usher and people like that anyway.
Right, Hang on, one song, song of choice, what would you
choose? For what reason?
Anything you're. Driving fast against you mate.
No. What's your favorite song of all
time? Well, I don't have a favorite
song. Do you know yours?
What's yours? Oh.
Just I actually had my accent listening to Notorious PIG.
Yeah. What's yours rate?
Favorite song? Of all time, Yeah.
I really don't know. I've I like listening to every
sort of song. I'll be listening to Elvis and
then like rap music in the same playlist, like.
It's I tell you what's going on to drive fast too.
Any song. Faith faithless.
I can't get no sleep. Insomnia.
School. No, we get.
What's? Yours, you know.
I know the barge, the barge, rhythm of the night.
I bet you don't even know. Of course you do.
It was a dance song I'm on about in the night.
Come on, sing the song. Maybe you can sing a little bit
of it, as long as you don't sing it for longer than three.
You can't. Play it.
You've gotta sing it. You Can't Sing it for me of
mother night dancing till the morning.
Like, forget about the worries. Oh yeah, of course.
Yeah, you get a bit. Over the river Mother, Yeah.
None of us are going on X Factor anytime soon.
I don't think. We started watching that last
night as well, didn't we? No.
No, no, no, not. I'm done with.
I'm done with like the. New Simon Cowell.
TV. Stuff.
Another big thing you've done, Mark.
The ket Well, let's talk, let's go, let's go back a step because
that's what we're supposed to be doing. 116 or 1:20 D Yes.
What? Pull that up now.
The the the BMW. Which one?
The one series, the white one, the.
First one we did. Great, wasn't it?
Michael's. Michael's yeah, Michael's
absolute legend of a man. So real sad story.
So. Yeah, disconnect.
Michael had disconnect to start with which and then we basically
went to cope up, bought a stolen recovered car.
I went on a quest to try and find who owned that car, bearing
in mind we know nothing, nothing whatsoever and managed to
eventually buy. We've put billboards in
Birmingham all sorts to find out, looking for clues.
Found Michael. He'd lost his job because of
this car being stolen because he couldn't get to work.
Is Misses. Misses lost her own business
because the product was in the back of the car, the stock.
Just a nightmare. Just like a little thing had
just gone into like a massive snowball.
Yeah, yeah. It was just like terrible.
But yeah, to give him his car back was so we gave, we found
him, gave him his car back. Like did it all up and stuff.
Loads of people joined in and helped us and it was, yeah,
that's Michael just. What was amazing, we really went
in there not knowing anything, like literally bought the car
thinking we might never find anybody and just stuck with the
one series or we might find the most amazing story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it did turn out amazing,
which was so amazing, so much fun.
Did he have to prove that it was his car?
Did you just? Take your pictures.
He had pictures. He had videos when it was stolen
off his drive and F and it was I was.
Gonna say because you imagine the key especially then the
queue of people, yes. We have had that already.
You had a brilliant conversation with somebody going, didn't you,
regarding that? Bloke the other day, yeah, we
were trying to find the owner of killing.
Ourselves. Laughing and he messaged me to
say it was his. So I was like, and it sometimes
I just ignore it. We've got, we've got, we call it
the drug phone, I think, which was like.
We've got right, we've got a text number, OK, that we want to
put out there for people to get in touch with us.
Oh, like Reese's mum? Yeah.
He's not not as busy as that number.
But it doesn't ring as often as that.
Yeah, it doesn't ring as often as that.
Sorry, Joe. Love you, but our text number is
being abused. Stop abusing our text.
Number. What do you expect though?
What do you expect? Yeah, but that's the number
07999906464. You're encouraging.
Definitely not. So, so matey.
Matey messed me and said that it was his dad's car but his dad
was passed, sadly passed away. I was like OK so so I can't show
you any paperwork for the car. So I was like OK, it just went
on and on and on didn't it? With matey like just thinks I'm
so stupid, so, so stupid. So he I was like, OK, no, he's
will drop the car around to you and he's like, well, I'm not
there at the minute. If you can drop it off at
location, it's. Just oh please.
Get so so stupid. Back at Sainsbury's car park,
leave the bins. In the glove box.
But yeah, also as well, I just want to say that the text number
is getting abused, isn't it? It's.
The message is the. Message is like it's supposed to
be to help people out, so please stop.
Well, it's making you not check it and you're and you're going
to miss a genuine, A genuine text from somebody, which is not
fair, is it? It's not nice.
You're trying to do something nice for people.
You know, it's hard to do nice things for people these days
because you just you just you get abuse for it.
Yeah. We get messages of people saying
who's this? Literally, you messaged us.
Is this mark? But like, like rather than just
saying, listen, I'm in this shit, this has happened, can you
help me out? That's all we need.
But. But also like if you put a
message out about a car, we want to know about a car that's been
stolen, like text us immediately.
We can't do anything. If your cars been stolen like 3
years ago, three months ago which?
Is horrible, yeah, but it's gone.
It's. Got to be fresh.
It's gone, the insurance have paid or not paid, but that car
is like never to see the light stand.
Any chance? Can I give you a update on my
Land Rover situation? Yes, everyone wants to talk
about Land Rover. OK, so they're because.
They're not. They're not in any trouble as it
is. So the the two cars have shipped
themselves again since I had them back since the last time.
One of the cars one of the cars had new turbos in September and
in September the turbos were under warranty.
But then in October, November the warranty ran out.
Now it needs two more turbos in December, 3 months and 4000
miles from. Surely.
OK, so surely that turbo starts a new fresh warranty in my.
Opinion. Well, it should.
A part should be warranted for 12.
Months in my opinion, I totally agree.
Right. That's what that's what it
should be warranted but obviously it's not.
They want £12,000 off me to fix a car that they fixed two months
ago. And the same problem that's
that's just not. Right, so I I want to keep a
good relationship with Sitna. I'm naming you now Oliver Mann.
Say I like Sitna. I love Sitna.
But you know what?
They're not saying they're, they, they, they are completely,
completely turn their back on on us, whether it's Land Rover or
sit now one of the two or both. And I'm going to go through the
process now, which is a horrible word.
I'm going to go through the process of rejecting the car,
which I don't really want. To do so, how old's this car?
Three years old, three years, but in that three years it's
been off the road for over 8 months.
So no matter what, you should have another eight-month
warranty no matter what. It's A2 engines.
It's had, it's had, it's not had two engines, as in including the
first, you had two more. Your warranty can't keep going
when the car isn't in your possession.
No, no, that's what I'm saying. You can't, you can't penalize me
for, oh, the warranty's run out. What, when you owned it?
So yeah, they want £12,000 off me to fix it.
I don't want the car back. I'm not taking the car back.
I've lost complete faith in Land Rover.
How about this? I even called them and said look
I need these cars back on the road.
One of them is only a year old. I need these cars back on the
road ASAP. Please sort me out a deal and
I'll just buy a new one off you today.
Can't say fairer than. That and.
That gets rid of everyone. 'S problem and they're like, we
don't have any new ones available.
So now I'm actually looking at the new Land Cruiser to see what
that's like as a tow vehicle, yeah.
A bit like Hilux is a good bit of everyone keeps on messaging
and saying Hilux has been stolen.
Hilux is a going left, right and centre as.
Well, can you put my able to do Land Cruiser?
It seems very underpowered to me.
I know they're supposed to be really talky.
You want to have a Transit van I.
Was going to say you're flipping van you're.
You do tow with it. Yeah, tries to, slowly.
Yeah, that's a problem. Up the up the hill, up here it
does like 4550 mile an hour. And we said I saw Carl getting a
trim in Bart Green. I was leaving the dentist.
Is this true? It is true.
That's where I get my haircut. Barn Green and Neil Stanley plug
out to Neil Stanley. Is he paying 50?
Stanley, Neil. Stanley, Neil.
Stanley.
Neil, his name made even Stanley or Neil, his name's Jordan.
He owns it. That's where he's gone from.
But anyway, he's a very good Barber.
I get my haircut there. Christian gets his haircut
there. Also what about that driver that
drove through the windows and the McLaren but.
We we got a shout out. Do you?
Want many people message and ask to start with me strike that's
my village that's my village that I live in.
Everyone's like was that you was what me and then sent me a.
Picture Were you racing your mate?
Of this car through the car and dealership, So what?
Was it that went through the window?
It was, it was mine. I think it was a Hilux.
It was a Hilux pick up. Were you trying to jump 1 again?
We're just. We're just.
That's the crash. So, so basically lots of people
were telling us that it has happened and we were going to go
down there, but for like, it's not really our thing.
It's raining. It's they want to Get Me Out.
We're making Instagram real. But like, it's, yeah, it's.
A very good attempt. If you're going to have a crash,
that is a very good way to do it.
That's a. Bad.
Like yeah, that must have caused.
So because I live in the area, because my house is.
Do you go to Miller and Carter there?
No. Moving on.
Do you go to Miller and Carter? No, there's there's loads of
really good restaurants, like closer to me than that, so I
just go there. So apparently there was an
altercation in a pub. Yeah, I've heard this, that it
was, it stemmed from something else.
Stemmed from that, I don't know what happened and then some guys
jumped in the car and I don't know whether they meant to do it
or it was miscontrolled, but yeah, someone's McLaren got very
bored 2 Mclarens I. Think it Yeah, I've heard that
it was the word altercation in in a car park opposite.
Yeah, the Wharf. The Wharf Pub.
No way. So that's that's what occurred.
That's brilliant it. Looks like they took out like a
750. Look, it's just it's this time
of year. Who doesn't get pissed and drive
through a Rolls Royce team? Five and drive at 7 in Devon.
Yep, there you go. Talking.
To bridge, can I have a talk? On Yes Sir.
Right this week also, you 2 went and visited a chop shop, didn't
you? Well.
That was fun. Shout out to Global Telemetric.
I I would like to know how you get to know where these places
are. Well, we have a.
Burner phone. Yeah, for a burner phone, so
good. Like nice watcher.
I, I, you know, I. Have you seen the latest video?
No. Oh.
Anyway, so we got we got global telemetric you need.
To track a people. By the way, yeah, brilliant,
brilliant, great brand. Like on.
Really good, all our cars that we supply trackers on.
But people don't know how good that brand is.
The app's very good, isn't it? But the app's good, but they
have a, they have a load of people who are repatriation.
So if your car gets stolen, they are looking for your car.
You don't have to ask them. They have a team of people they
send out. You don't have to pay for that.
That's part of your Subs. So the.
Owner is coming on my podcast in January.
Paul who you'll know. Yeah, yeah.
Insane car collection. Amazing car collection.
So we like we deal with Gavin, Mike and and they sort of Joe
who's can we say crazy. Yeah, he's a bit.
He's interesting. He's he's one of them.
He's one of them people where like he, you can just tell.
Don't mess. Yeah, yeah, like don't mess.
And basically he's repatriation. So he's.
The right person for the job there.
Perfect person so he is not scared of anything.
Is he a heavy No. I don't wouldn't say he's heavy,
but you wouldn't like you. You just look and just think SAS
comes to mind or something like that.
It could be a problem. Some some he doesn't even need
to say it. He's just got this aura about
him. Real great bloke.
So he he goes to it. So there's a chop shop.
So we we went to the chop shop and watched him raid the chop
shop which was next next level. Wow, one experience.
Next level so that that video is coming soon which we're exciting
very, very exciting enter we've been doing a few different ones
but. What was it like?
Were you nervous? I was was terrified.
I was so scared and I'm not usually scared of stuff like
that. I had my hood up and a pair of
glasses, sunglasses on, so I didn't want to get recognised
and we went, we drove past the place.
That mean the police weren't happy.
Police put a drone up. We wanted to get near the
location so we, like Joe, told us where it was.
They were kicking off the police because on their drone up they
could see our van driving past. So we drove past their location,
parked up and then the police like stormed it, arrested a
couple of people and it was a 25 plate Range Rover Sport which
they were stripping. Shock horror.
That's a surprise, isn't it? Yeah.
But. You said like in just.
Any any cheap turbos going around but.
You just said in a residential area that it's like it's so
overlooked. It wasn't.
Even you'd have never have like if you to me, if you were going
to run a chop shop, you'd hire somewhere for cash out the way
and do it there like this guy was doing it on his driveway.
I don't think of a chop shop being at somebody's house do.
You, I think, like an industrial estate, yeah.
But he he had like massive. French and up as a bathroom.
Inflatables of or barbers? Barbers.
He had a massive great big inflatables of like 5 Christmas.
I know I was going to ask you to bring the Santa Claus on the
helicopter one home. But he had them lined up so that
it was a shield, yeah. It was like Christmas Eve, but
like me, Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
What? What is the best gift you've
ever received? Get bored.
My daughter. Yeah, yeah, obviously when you
got kids, I was going to say that, but you know what?
Do what was a really what was sorry, got to get me.
I I don't, I, I, I say to my family like my wife and my mom
and dad and everything. Like when, when it comes to
Christmas, it I think, I think me buying you a present and you
buying me a present is a bit silly.
What I mean is like we're, we're both grown adults.
If you wanted five pairs of socks, you don't need me to buy
you 5 pair of socks. You know what I mean?
So. Actually, that's a bad example.
Yeah, no, I need socks. Apparently the washing machine
needs them. See what my wife says.
Anyway, I'm glad it's not just ours.
The the the other day we're in, we're in Finland, we're in
Lapland and we're on these reindeers.
And my son Christian, who's been on the show, said to me, he was
just chilling out on this reindeer and he was all a bit
quiet. We're taking the scenery.
And he said to me, he said, he said daddy, he said this is the
best holiday I've ever been on. I.
Was like don't care how much it costs now interested like that
was that was that's that for me was like my Christmas gift.
You know, for him to be like this is.
Amazing. Can I tell you one story similar
and I've said this week, haven't I?
Senna was one and Jane went out and bought this like silver one
which she blew up with a gas canister and some silver
balloons. Bearing in mind she's won and
this was we're like £20 D. She'll never forget.
That and I'm like, why on earth are we spending £20 on some
balloons on it, something which can't even move?
Like pretty much stuck and like and like she walked in and her
face lit up and I was like, I get it.
And I didn't get it. Before that I was just like,
what a waste of money. But yeah, I know exactly what I
mean. I don't want my best present
ever was I can't think of you. OK, What's your best present?
What you said, Senna? Senna Rhys, what's your what's
your mom's best present? Well, it was so much.
It was a birthday person I was. Going to say you got your.
Car so she saved every month 20 lbs since I was born and put it
into an account and then when I was 18 she bought me my first.
Car. Oh wow, look at that.
That's amazing. We can't.
Even take the piss out of that. At all?
No, but well, it depends where you get 20 quids from.
That's where he was going. 20. Quid there was Why?
Why was there so many crumbled up 20 grids?
Right. You said no.
Mummy best present is only makeup when she goes to school
and pick me up. She just loves makeup.
You put the makeup on to go to school.
Are you trying to impress in the schoolyard?
Amazed. With.
Makeup. Is she at school time?
At pickup time? Oh no, wow, it's all coming out
now. Right, other videos we've been
doing 440I. That was interesting.
Yeah, So you're not in this video, but we went and we went.
Do you remember, do you know we, we, we bought.
No, I'm not saying how does this work.
So we, so we had our we, we made an Instagram, bought something
we made. Oh yeah, so Sean had his
carnage. Sean had his carnage, which was
from an Instagram reel asking people to message us if they've
had their. Car so if you had a carnage
straight away within the first two hours, let us know.
No chance of getting it back. Why did you?
Say after that your chances go down by 50% or something or.
Murder or rape, but I know what you mean.
I mean, what would you rather be?
You can't dollar murdered or raped.
I think it's I think I think it's like murdered is like the
the first one you. Don't.
I'm going to carry on over the top.
And it all depends if the rape, I don't know.
You don't know. Do you show me pictures?
So oh God, I'm going to get cancelled.
No, you're not channel really you're.
Going to get cancelled. So sure message said that his
his car had been stolen. When I met the family, lovely
family. Tried to find his car, got
really close, got hold of the people who owned the car.
Well that's wrong with it. Temporarily owned the car.
My possession is 9/10 of the law.
Exactly. So, so tried to sort of like get
a deal to buy this car. Obviously that didn't happen.
So yeah, the car was gone. They sold the car.
Then I messaged him and said do you want to meet up?
When I met the lad who had stole the car, so 218 year olds, and
just spent a few hours speaking to these two lads and it was, it
was like unbelievable, unbelievable.
In what? In what way?
Well, unbelievable that. It made me really sad about my
life because I felt really sorry for them.
Like that was a less resort for them maybe?
Like without a doubt, what they're doing is horrific, so
wrong. Without any doubt what they're
doing is terrible. They're terrorising people.
Like people losing faith in their homes because they broke
into, like the videos they're doing are really, really bad.
There's. No excuse for a.
Thing there's no excuse for it, but you can sort of see where it
stems from and being a dad, I'm looking at it thinking like they
told us a few stories, not trying to pull on a heartstring.
No, no, no. That's not what they're about.
What they, they didn't blame the system or anything like that.
But the, you know. They just don't know anything.
Else it was just a world that they they live in.
It's not there for they're a product for their environment.
Yeah, they've not been. There no and, and that is that
is, that is sad. That is a shame because you know
in a minute they might end up doing 10 years in prison for
something. And that's the.
Problem. And they've done it because they
haven't got a choice. They haven't got no backup plan
like we have All like many people are watching this, have
you? Know and like you say that it's
it's it's either in that environment, it's either doggy
steal or get stolen from. It is and what they do is wrong
and like. So wrong.
Somebody's just put like filming somebody asleep is just
outrageous. Yes, it is.
It definitely is. But the other thing is like.
They broke this. Has happened.
They've broken somebody's house, so just to give context and
they've got an Instagram like a tick tock reel of them filming
this bloke asleep in his bed. That's how bad.
Yeah, cheeky. Johnny says there's a chop shop
at 159 My Swan. That's right.
Sorry you. Can visit the website if you'd
like. But yeah, going back to these
people that steal cars there's you've like had a couple of
people message you since then saying like, I've had my car
nicked, it's in this area, and you get in touch with them like
you got in touch with them the same way as a random.
Anyone anyone can get to the same like TikTok.
The only way that you've managed to speak to them was through.
Message how you get in touch. With them, these guys, yeah,
they don't. Got their number.
You don't know their fucking name.
You don't know anything about. Them they started a TikTok
account called Mark McCann, so they obviously wanted us really
sort of like go to the. Isn't that famous?
Yeah, spelt McCann. 11-C. 1N1 N. 1 N illiterate, that's what you
are. So like, yeah, so like, I don't
know, it was so like, I don't know their names.
They. Do you think that you're causing
people to steal cars? But is.
There a no, no, definitely not. No, definitely not.
These, these guys, that's what they do.
Yeah, hundreds of thousands of times a day we had.
We've had one incident where we had a car stolen and such a
strange scenario, Mark. It was unbelievable.
And I actually got the car back because the police, as useless
as they are, are still looking for it.
And it happened eight years ago. So still waiting on that call.
So I, I had an Audi RS6 and guy come into the estate and he
dressed in a suit, like looked the part like not over the
overly looked the part like he was, they were professionals,
you know. So he's talking to my salesman
who was obviously not clued up on the real world.
And he went to come and go for a test drive.
So he said, yeah, OK, no problem.
They went for a test drive. The guy gave his ID and
everything like that. They went for a test drive.
And halfway through the test drive, as they got to the M42,
the guy said, oh, there's a light on here, the petrol cap's
open, can you just pop out and close the petrol cap?
So my saleswoman like, oh, yeah, OK, so he's got out the car,
he's got out the car, and as soon as he's got out the car,
bang, he's gone. He's on the M42, he's gone.
So I called the police immediately.
The police asked me what The Reg number of the car was, and I
said the car doesn't have a Reg on it.
We, our trade plates are in the car because it's come out the
showroom and it's gone on a test drive with trade plates, which
I'm pretty sure are no longer on display.
It's a white Audi RS6. It's going this way.
Yeah, but what's The Reg number? Without The Reg number, we can't
help, right? I can give you The Reg number,
but it's pointless because you'll never find it because it
doesn't have registration plates on.
Anyway, Long story short, as you like, as you know, as, as you
know, you just tend to meet different people from different
walks of life, don't you? And I made a few phone calls and
I, I'd organized to pay someone £5000 to leave the car at Star
City. And they did.
And I went and got the car and drove it back and that was it.
Yeah, it's, it's it's. The police are still looking for
it. Yeah.
So whoever's got that car now is going to have a a bad knock.
No one, no one knows The Reg. They've had a Reg on it.
But they stole it because of a key safe.
So so basically have you ever seen key safes like they have on
on walls where you put? I've got the.
So so basically we got this key safe, didn't we, off Amazon key
box, a key, sorry, key box and you bang like bang a screwdriver
in it and it basically opens straight away.
Yeah, it's crazy. And then?
I've got heavy duty safe. This is the key safe company.
We've sort of like sent us they sent us some product, didn't
they? Yeah, yeah, after it.
And my God, the world of difference.
And you have no idea, like we were smashing it with a hammer
that. Mine's hard to unlock with the
key. This thing I would think it's
hard to unlock. You'll see on the screen now, we
were eating it with hammers, lump hammers, angle grinders,
blowtorch. We just couldn't get into this
thing. But it's amazing that there's
products out there again, the whole, you know, Chinese knobbly
knees, sort of like products which you buy off Amazon and
have no idea the difference. They're just, they're just shy.
But there is A and this is a sort of like there.
So we try to educate people as well, just to make sure that
you've not got your house keys like so many people.
But I bet if you were getting insurance on your car and you
said right, I've got a top of the range tracker.
I mean, I don't like ghost trackers, if I'm honest with
you. They they're they're they annoy
me, but like global telemetrics CAT5 tracker and they've got a
key safe. Surely they will look on that
favourable and and discount your, your, your, your insurance
because of that reason. And my keys when I'm at home, my
keys left in the key safe. You think so?
Interesting stories are like my mom recently was ill.
No jokes please, thank you. And the NHS, she had some carers
and the NHS had just for a short while, they gave her a key safe
to let the carers into the home and that was like this, like
cheap, this cheap key box which we got into within 10 seconds.
Yeah, anyone could get it. So these like cheap boxes
they're supplying are. Vulnerability, and that was the
government. That was the government made our
house very vulnerable to get in our cars.
Or maybe your mum was looking for that though.
What we're basically saying is Reese's mum had her back doors
kicked in, right? Right.
OK, there we go. Go on.
If there were, if there were 18, how?
If there were 18, how they still account without a grown up?
Just because they were, it was just, it's very difficult to say
mate, but what I was, that's what I was going to say.
It made me made me like when we met these lads, it made me
really guilty of my life. Why did you not just punch?
Them. Like in the in the nuts or in?
The in the nuts. No, because we don't punch
people, mate. They're I know I don't.
Are. These strangers, but yeah, they
were strangers, but we met them and it was, it was very
interesting, but. He was, but he was nice.
It was just, yeah, it was just been not, not naughty.
I know by but I watched it but he was nice the first time when
he speaked. Yeah, like we're all human,
mate. All of us start off the same.
Nobody's any different to anybody else if.
I was standing by you and you push them, I'll freak out.
I will run away that. Yeah, don't worry, I'm not going
to punch them. But if you.
Did punch them made made me very guilty of the life which we've
all got and yeah, anyway, move on.
That's a difficult situation, isn't it?
Should we talk about the KTM? KTM cut that's.
That's the way too. Big yeah.
Thanks. What you doing with it now?
It's in the garage ready for the spring rider.
I don't know whether to like, you know, sort of sawn it and
stuff like that because it feels like it might be a little bit
you're. Going to take it out in January.
Exactly. But great car.
You haven't really. You haven't experienced it, have
you? No, when the when the weather
breaks, I'll come over and we'll go for a spin.
Yeah, you'll, you'll like it. Fantastic car.
Really, really good car. I've got to read a comment out
Bernard Muss 50 Respect for what you do.
Sorry, respect for what you're doing.
I watch the videos with my wife and we say you have big
bollocks. Oh.
Come in, come in, Christian's. Yeah, you've been asleep.
Because you're putting yourself. In the car, chilling out in the
car do. You want to say hi to everyone,
say hello to them. Hi.
This is you on the telly. Look, Mum, right?
Are you going to sit on that couch for me while we finish up?
Yeah. Good boy. close that door as
well, please. It's cold.
Yeah, no, it's like all of that luck was a it's a privilege to
meet anyway, right? And someone else we did just
about a year ago is we actually drove from London to Abu Dhabi.
I know that was. That was interesting.
A big shout out to Bags. You know what, where was I?
I was in Dubai and someone said that you called round to them in
the taxi it. Would have been Dmos.
Yeah, DMO, that was right. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, I've seen DMO in Dubai and he told me, he said, Mark, give
me on this taxi. Flipping that was a that was a
graph for me, 11 days non-stop. Oh, was he the tax outside?
Yeah. Oh, really?
So what's it called? His restaurant Sloane's.
Sloane's Street Kitchen or something?
Sloane's kitchen, Yeah. It was, it was a month of our
time, wasn't it? It was, it was a very, it was a
massive trip, but it was something to say we've done and
a massive memory. It was very.
Very it's like, do you know, like meeting thieves and doing
all that? Like it's it's memories which
sort of like make you a better person and sat in the car for
two weeks of angry Steve made me a better person.
You know what memories are the only things that you get to take
with you. Yeah, yeah.
You don't get to take anything else.
Like being in Iraq and all that like it was just it was an
amazing time, but like very special.
So that was that was a year ago got time with cracking on now
wait right, 2026. Just a few things.
What we got. Looking forward to spinning Oh.
God, here we go are. You all about spinning?
Do you know what spinning is? Well, like flipping a coin.
No are. You spinning so basically.
Like bicycles? It's Nope.
Basically in South Africa it came from basically people
stealing cars and then sort of like basically holding flat out
and just doing Donuts in the in the field here.
We go, so then can we pull that up?
That's. Did you what he said?
No, I've taken that in the field, Daddy.
That's what we don't know. But they're spinning.
If you've got your own field, you're allowed to.
So that's spinning So. So that's a stolen car.
No, no, no. That is pretty.
Oh, so this is now actually a sport?
A sport, yeah. So basically Monster have asked
me to go over to South Africa. And don't tell me Monster are
sponsoring Spinning now. They're going to, well, they
were going to wanted me to go over then sort of like do this
video and bring in spinning to the UK, which I think would be
absolutely amazing. I'll have a go.
It's brilliant. We love a doughnut, don't we?
Christian, But you put your foot to the floor and just Rev it,
which is exactly what I'm all about.
Yeah, I mean, if there was ever A tag team event my.
Dad had to tip me. Over.
We did tip. We didn't tip.
We did tip over. Yeah.
How did you tip? Over.
Well, we got into Yeah, it was never.
And you said to me, you had one day, didn't you?
Yeah, You know, that was another time.
That was another time I went to hospital that time.
But this time me and Christians in our backfield and we just
tear us in up and we got into a 30 mile an hour power slide and
we just, we, we the tire just dug in a bit too much shut off.
And then it just took off. And when it took off, it flipped
and it rolled. But Christian had his seat belt
on because I made sure he had his seat belt.
No, I've like come out of it. Yeah.
And then it's finished on its roof.
But it's the roof, this roll cage.
So it's finished on his roof and I think on his rear.
He's so funny. He's he's got his helmet on and
he sat on the seat, but he just sat.
Dangling like a girl. But he's so scared.
He don't know whether to cry or to panic or like what to do?
Was he crying? Like he was in shock?
So I've what? I'm like, are you OK?
You OK? You OK?
And he's like, yeah, I'm OK, I'm OK.
So then I said whatever you do, whatever you do, do not tell
Mummy. Do not tell Mummy.
So. So then he's like, no, no, wait.
So I'm trying to push it. I'm trying to push it over.
And he's gone. Do you know what you said to me?
He said Daddy, Daddy, I said what he said.
Take a picture. For the crab.
That one for the crab. Take a picture.
So I was like, OK, take a picture.
He ran back home. He's like, mummy, guess what me
and daddy done? I'm like.
Brilliant. So we'll say spinning like
Reese's mum's legs in the air. Thank you much.
Appreciated touché Who said that?
Dear me. And what we'd really like as
well for 2026, everyone can help us out.
Million Subs. Yeah, we've got to get to
1,000,000 Subs 7. 705. Do I get paid at 1,000,000 Subs?
No, it just means you. Don't.
Just means you don't lose your job.
Question. What happens if you have a
million subscribers on YouTube? Get a gold plaque.
Yeah, you do. I like those, but a gold 1?
Do you reckon it's bigger you've?
Got a? Gold one, haven't we?
Yeah. We've got one, yeah, hopefully
next year. He's got we've.
Got one in our office. No, only gold.
But we've even got one. Yet in the last month there
we've done 50,000 Subs. I didn't.
Feel I have no idea. She'll be there soon.
I don't even know. I don't know already.
I don't work. I don't really do much on my own
YouTube channel. You know, I'm gonna go.
I do loads on other people's YouTube channel.
Thank you. Yes, you're welcome.
But obviously when the podcast launches, will that should that
should do quite well. Absolutely.
Hopefully. What's been everyone's favorite
memory from the 25? Good.
That's a good question, Reese. Memory.
Favorite memory of me? Well, we've, we've been on quite
a few holidays this year, haven't we, Christian?
We've had some good times. I'm a.
NAPLAN. You went to.
NAPLAN yeah, that one, I think, I think my favorite is when we
went to Silverstone in the P1. That was very special.
We went to Silverstone, we went round the track racing of the
hyper cars at the secret meet and that was a proper special.
Technically we weren't supposed to be racing, though were.
We I was there. Yeah, we were supposed to be
doing the. Did we see you that day, though?
I don't think we. Oh yeah, because the orange M3.
M3M3 GTS. Oh yeah, and we met, we met the
the old owner of the. P1 Yeah, Andy.
No, Mark. Mark, Sorry, Mark.
Yeah. Yeah, that was that was cool.
That was, yeah. I don't know.
I think generally it's been sent me.
I'm just looking through there cycling Mikey.
Oh yeah, that was interesting. That was a great day.
Cycling Mikey was a great day do.
You know what? Every week's been great.
There's the guy that. Takes a picture of people on the
phone. Yeah, we spent the day with him.
I. Hate him.
I absolutely hate him. He's like, it's unbelievable,
everyone who's like under 16. Has he not been assaulted?
Back. But that's the thing, Anyone
who's under 16 who just watches YouTube thinks the man is a hero
because they've not got a driving license.
And wait till he pulls them over.
Exactly. But yeah, he's a.
Grass. That was.
That's what he is. Don't like him?
At all. So that was really good.
That was good fun. Let's have a look.
We've had squeeze was good, wasn't it?
Like that was. Interesting the.
Squeeze driver, that was, that was really good fun, you know?
What every time, every year it feels like the year's been
amazing on YouTube and it feels like it can't get better.
And then the next year it gets better and then it gets better
and it's it really is amazing. But look what we've got in
January. Yeah, we've got some I.
Wish we could say what it is, but as you know, I've been,
you've been selling a lot of cars, a lot of different things
for this project. I know about the project.
And it's going to be can I just. Say you've been selling a lot of
cars. Am I allowed to say that?
Yeah, you have. Yeah, but that's what that's
what he's talking about. I've been.
We had a one in, one out and then the one in, one out went
out the window and it was one in, one in, one in, one in, one
in, one in and that was one out, one out, one out, one out, one
out. There's going to be a big one
in. Five out and a bit about.
Getting my carpet, but there you go.
There's going to be 5 out, one big one in.
Do you reckon some lovely wood floors put in my house?
Oh yeah mate, he messaged me saying that he'd do us a deal.
Are. You happy with the?
Car who? Just the guy who's doing yours,
he said. He put 20, he put he put 20% on
your price and knock it off mine.
Sounds about right. Sounds about right.
Can I Have we got any more of this stuff?
The guy who's doing my floors in my house was the guy I was
involved in my car. He's done with the believer.
Is he really? Yeah, yeah, he's a friend.
Was he 2nd place or first place? I had the racing line.
I don't care what the skid mark say, I had the race in line.
So what was faster? The portion of the Ferrari.
Obviously the Ferrari, that's why I had the racing line.
It makes common sense, but apparently in court that don't
stand up. Did you have traction on or on?
I had Notorious BIG on at the time.
I can't remember anything else after that.
Bad day. Yeah, bad day at the office.
You learn from doing. Oh yeah, you bought a Gallardo
soup legere with the most amazing interior I've ever seen
in my life. Yeah, gem one now Manuel.
There was only four ever made manual.
Yeah, this is not manual. Yeah, no, that was so, Yeah,
That was a good day as well. That was.
VVS were brilliant as well, weren't they?
Yeah. Beautiful, beautiful car.
Yeah, it's not a Gen. 2. I think the Gen. 2 looks a lot
nice. They're wrong.
No, You know what I just did right now?
Yeah. And I don't think there's any
price difference. We talked.
About listening to this as well. That's three people against one.
Now you watch him stand his ground.
Yeah. Generational thing, isn't it?
Yeah, if you're having a collectible car, you want the
first variant. Yeah I get that, but it the Gen.
2 just looks better. No.
No, I don't. Think so?
Yeah, it does. No.
I think Gen. 2's undervalued. I tell you.
What's undervalued? A super Legiera performante.
Right. I've got a question for each of
us. What is the one car that you
would like in 2026 that you don't have yet?
Cyber Truck. Oh, good one.
Good one. I'd be interested.
You like cyber drugs, didn't you?
What? For me personally, yeah.
A Sheeron. I'm going to buy a Sheeron.
I'm going. To buy a Sheeron.
Right race. I would like AG 82 BMW M4.
What's 1 of them? The new The new M. 4 Like what
you've got? It's got like.
The BMW. Yeah, so I'm going Delta
Integrali Evo 2. Evo 2.
Only one. This is Mark. 11 Uno OK.
In that case, I'm going to change my mind.
Count Ash. Fucking.
Hell. You just find the F bomb out of
nowhere. What?
What about? You I want a microlino.
See how do you spell that? Because no one's going to know.
What that is micro? Right, So the guy, so the guys
are amazing. The guys will meet that.
So the guys have reached out, you know, like we can borrow, we
can borrow 1. Your wife's used to it by now.
She is. She doesn't want it though.
Talk about what? So yeah, that is that right.
They're offering to lend US1. Are they?
Yeah. That brilliant.
I just want to put this out there by the way to any Toyota
dealers but if you want to give me a Land Cruiser on demo for a
few days I am probably going to buy two of them.
So if you want to get in contact with me please send me one Land
Cruiser so I can drive it. I want a daze towing with it to
see how it tows and I will buy 2 of you.
And you promise you won't race it against something else.
Not fast enough to. Race didn't do that.
Yeah, but you could do that in a field.
Imagine. Or.
Like, you've got to think of the positives here, right?
Say you do get Done Again community service if they've
restocked them DVDs. You're going.
To be quids. In it's just going to be like
quids in all over again. You're the only man ever to make
profit out of a charity shop. Yeah, I know, but apparently
it's unethical. To be fair, they got the money
they wanted. I gave them what they wanted.
I mean, I tried to knock them down a bit, but then guilt came
in. In for the Red Cross.
Right. We've got to.
We've got to finish this. It's 8:20.
We've been going for an hour and 20 minutes, right, Come on.
Right, everybody in. Come on, Christian.
Oh, Oh dear.
Ching, Ching. Oh dear, sorry.
To say well, it's been an amazing 2025.
We've done some. Brilliant.
Amazing stuff. We need to say one thing.
Yep. If you haven't subscribed,
please subscribe the. Podcast is on Spotify as well if
you like listening to it in your car.
And you haven't got YouTube Premium.
Fantastic. And yeah, thank you to Reese and
Ryan and Matt and all the team. But also a massive thank you to
this gentleman on. Our left.
Oh, I agree and I was going to say thank you for your
hospitality. You always invite me on and I
love coming on the show and as long as people want to see me on
the show and you want. You've got a lot of fans.
Then the label on there, I'll always, I'll always oblige.
But you've also got your podcast coming.
Out as well, and yeah as well. Oh God.
So yeah, that. The checkbook will be left at
home. And thank you to each and every
single one of you watches our videos and makes our lives so
fantastic and so much fun. And yeah, we're loving doing it.
We're going to carry on doing it as long as we can hopefully get
to 1,000,000 Subs and get at least one gold plaque, which
would be lovely, wouldn't it? See you next Tuesday.
No, not yet. As well, it's Thursday.
But wishing all of you. Everybody good help.
Cheers. Definitely the help.
Cheers. Yeah, definitely the helping.
And have an amazing Christmas. An even better new year.
And we will see you bright and fresh at.
Christmas Day. But we've got actually just
quickly, we've got 2 videos. We've got this coming.
Next week we're doing a video a week on the main channel.
So that's brilliant. So you've got like 3 weeks in a
row on the main channel, you've got videos coming and I'm not
going to sleep. And in January we've got a
really, really special video coming out.
Probably 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th of January will be an amazing video
which will change the car collection forever which which
should be amazing. It's going to be big.
It's going to bike. Going to go ho ho.
Ho ho, Merry Christmas be next Thursday 6.
PM Right? Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.