Right, Welcome everyone to a bit of Thursday night action again
tonight. As petrol heads, I think we can
all agree that a supercar is an absolute dream to own.
But have they got too expensive? Because over the years they keep
going up and up. Crazy optimal extras,
extortionate service costs and high prices.
Are they actually worth it? Well, today we're going to bring
a supercar expert, but he's not here yet.
He'll be here shortly. And we're going to talk all
things about all phones at work. Disciplinary.
Here we go. Yes, you come.
When everyone's gone, how is everyone all?
Good mate, Yes, all good. Road rage.
Yeah, I had a bit of road rage on the way here, but just
standard really. The thing is though, like the
comments have been coming in, that you're going to be late.
I normally I'm late. Think you've got a bit of a
reputation? I have got a reputation.
Yeah, it's actually you that's. Got several reputations.
You'll be late to your own funeral.
You will. When I go, it's going to be the
best finger buffet the world has ever seen.
So if you are invited my funeral, come hungry because
you're going to get do. You mean come hungry, you won't
be arranging it. No, but I'm telling everyone I
want you to. We've already had this
conversation, but I'm telling everyone who has been invited.
Do you get invited to funerals? No, I don't think so.
I think the family let people who should know, know, and I
think I think anyone could turn up really.
If you come in, don't bother eating before.
I mean, is there a dress code? Definitely not.
Definitely not, no. I'm under strict instructions
that there has to be a life-size cardboard cut out of mark 1st
at. The finger buffet.
Because he's always first at the.
Oh, you love a bit of? AI love a finger buffet and
what's what's the best is if you get a finger buffet but you go
for seconds before people have been for firsts and it winds
them up a tree. Do you remember?
You get buffet blocked a lot. Though I do get people chat to
me on the way to the buffet and it's not a time to.
Talk. I'm sorry mate, I'm focused
right now, all right? That's what I'm watching.
Back up, give me some room. You can.
See the sweat pouring off her? Blessed Joe next door dad died
and sorry God I hope she doesn't hear that because he's not dead.
Can you imagine hearing the news that your dad has passed away by
Mark McCann's MK2 YouTube live? Sorry, Joe.
And Joe, it's all OK. It's all OK.
It was a mum and a dad. Pete, bless him, he's like.
I was on the way to the buffet. I could see the cellophane
coming off. I'd got me eye on it.
I'd been. Coming.
Off what? Off the, the buffet.
So I could see the cellophane. Yeah, wrapped up, I could see, I
could see the cellophane coming off.
So I was on me way there and Pete, her dad comes out the
toilet just at the time. And I was like, oh God, what a
time. And I was like, I can't just
swift round him because it's like, it's his wife's funeral.
Yeah, he got first dibs. Really.
And I was like, so I just went right, Pete?
And he went, I'll tell you what, Mark.
Well, no, not now. Hold that thought, Pete.
Marking starving. And there's only 15 warm chicken
legs. Yeah.
And I need 12 of them. Right, we're going to go
straight into the news. Welcome to this week's news.
Should we just address the elephant in the room with the
seats it's become? What?
The fact that we're on picnic chairs.
So basically we've decided that we're all too far away and the
angle was wrong, so we've invested in a wall mount.
Yep, so the cameras further back.
And also, we've sat on the McDonald's chicken nugget
challenge chairs and I'm just going to tell Carl now because
he doesn't know this. A lot of them have been sick on.
Well, I did know that because you can smell it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. For somebody that's got like the
big eek eek about that, no, these chairs are.
Clear. Also, I feel like the podcast
has been doing really well. Really well.
More views. Every week we get more views and
somehow we're working on a lesser budget.
I don't understand that we've had to sell the other chairs.
Yeah, they're gone. We see see, the less spend, the
more profit. Is that to buy the clasp for the
camera that goes on the wall then?
It's just for an extra McDonald's.
It's a proper business now, isn't it?
I feel like running costs too, right?
Yeah, proper business now. I'm amazed that door isn't in
the shop. That's true, actually.
Yeah. Well, but it's not.
Right RM Sotheby's are going to auction the first Ferrari Luche
to charity. Fucking.
There's the only people that would pay it.
So you can put it in estimated to fetch 800,000 lbs.
Yeah, but you know what, there's a clause with that.
Basically if you put a car in and it and the the proceedings
go to charity then you don't pay any any tax.
It's basically money laundering. Do you reckon they're going to
sell every single one a charity? Just all to a charity.
All they're all to a charity. The Reddit Children's Hospice
will have 15 Ferrari Lucchese just ready to go.
And Top Gear have reported that Ferrari have actually been
fined, fined for problems with the release of the Lucchese.
I don't know if you've heard that.
What's the problem? Just hurt people's eyes.
So people are suing them, OK. Yeah, mate.
Should we jump on that? Then Lotus Lotus News on how
much you like a Lotus car. The new Lotus and mirror 420
sport 2 litre turbo AMG 47 again it's the A45 engine auto rear
wheel drive 186 top speed 100 and £105,000 but.
What? A. £105,000 for a Lotus Amira.
The one I bought was 80, wouldn't it?
Yeah, well, it's sort of a bad day.
They've not done a manual. They've got the only cool thing
about Amira was the. The manual on there, what was AV
6 something that wasn't it. So we've we've we've dropped
that. But the reason I'm bringing it
up, they are bringing a new Esprit out.
Nobody seems as excited as me. I'll be honest.
No, I was expecting. Oh my God.
Doesn't do it for me. No, I sent you a load of piston
Nets. No, no, no.
You don't like you know I was there thinking that looks like a
nicer sprayer. 1980 something white with Chequer interior.
Sent it to her, didn't even get a reply.
It looked like a slice of Dutch Edam cheese.
Yeah, that's just moving on. Then yeah, next bit right.
Festive speed timed shoot out the winner, Roman Romas.
Romaine Dumas. No, I think it's yeah in the
Super Ford Mustang. Mac EI didn't think it was a
race. Rear wing and a half look at
that. That is some picnic bench.
You didn't think it was? What do you think they're going
up the hill for then? Shits and giggles?
Well. When you went up there, you said
it's not a rice. There's there's two different
classes. Only people who are not in it to
win it so. Yeah, you can go as a an
exhibition if your car isn't fast enough, or you can go for
the win. So were you exhibition?
Yeah. Could you not have gone for the
win? No, because Ken Block never went
for the win because that car is flat out at about 80 mile an
hour, so it's not going to win a race up the hill.
It just goes 80 sideways. Yeah, I was in fourth gear.
I hadn't gone past the pin. The first Marshall man, like it
was just didn't that sound like that range?
Rover sounds like motocross people.
Like when you're talking about marriage, you go rap, rap.
When you're telling you say I'll go around that corner, rap.
That's what you do. Range Rover GT new car.
Or looks like a velar. Of a lowered velar.
Of round one do. You think you'd see yourself in
that, Carl? No.
Why not Oh. I don't know.
Oh. I like that one.
Yeah, the side view of that's really good.
I just look at that back. Back, back, back, back, back,
back. Look at that now.
The good thing is, which you'll love.
It's electric. Yes, electric.
Oh fuck sake. What's going on?
What's going through all that? So far, this episode is
terrible. We've talked about, we've talked
about electric Ferraris, electric Range Rovers and a
Lotus. And a six seat right CMA
Competition and Markets Authority are investigating
parking tickets. Now imagine you've had a few of
them in your time. I actually collect them, it's my
hobby. I knew it.
I knew you'd had a few you told me about.
Down in London, it was cheaper to get a parking ticket than
parking. Yeah, so I'm the only person.
Well, I was definitely the first person who realised this.
You go to London, you go to the West End, you go to, I don't
know, Chelsea, Knightsbridge, wherever you may go.
And obviously traffic's so bad, there's so many cars everywhere,
you cannot find a car parking space, it's just impossible.
So this is my theory. You go there, you park wherever
you want, you leave your car there, you get a £60 fine and
that is free parking all day. They can't give you 2 fines or
you can go to an NCP and it costs £120 so it's cheaper.
It's just half the price and I get to park wherever I want.
See, I had a live, live hack at the NEC.
The NEC, when we used to do the shows, you used to park behind
the halls. When you used to drop your stuff
on, they'd say, oh, you've got half hour, you've got to be out.
Yeah. Sure.
Leave it there and then your deer on the Tanner.
You can the registration of blah, blah, blah.
Now, I knew where they towed. It was N 15, which was closer
than the car park. So basically I had valet
parking. Yeah, I used to leave the van
there and I used to come out with my keys, walk straight to N
15, tick, tick and drive off. Yeah.
No, you didn't walk out with your keys.
You got given the keys back. By who?
Whoever was the responsible adult.
Looking, yeah. Because you are not.
Capable. Of looking after King.
So these people are looking into the practices of Euro car parks,
not to be confused as Euro car parts penalty charge notices.
In 2025 they gave out a lot to you, 14 and a half million
penalty charges. I didn't have that many, but I
had a few. 14 and a half million, that's prop. 14 and a
half million times £60. That.
Is. That's a lot, though.
That's a lot of money. That's what that is.
You were. Good in the West, 900 million,
878 million. Divided by what, 60 quids?
Times Times 16878. You can't even do it with a
calculator. 940. So nearly a billion pounds,
which is absolutely. Well, who gets that money?
The parking people. Yeah, because it's a private,
private thing. So they, if you imagine they
rent the land off somebody and I suppose they give them some a
percentage or something like that.
But it's. Somebody's commenting that the
mics are clipping, whatever that.
Means. What does that mean?
It means they're too loud. I'll go fix.
That there. You go.
Reese is on it. That's my input for the slot.
We could talk about his mom. Well, he's not here because he
ain't got a clue what we're saying now.
How is she? She's all right, you know, to
put their weight on. Oh, she can't about the face to
side. Had a word with the other.
Day haven't we all? Can't stop.
Oh Jesus, she's going bad. Really, really bad.
Great. Sorry, up and come back please.
Right, we have been invited to the Pride a bit.
Britain again? We have which was.
Absolute amazing. You're right, I'd like to
apologise. Because it was very loud.
Wasn't really loud so everyone's now got just their set.
Yeah, sorry, sorry. Sorry everyone, you can turn it
back up again. Well.
It's only 15 minutes in. We could have.
Been worse. Pride of Britain.
We've been invited by P&O cruisers again, so looking
forward to that. Looking forward to wearing your
blue suede loafers again. Yeah, I'm just so you're.
Going to go without socks this time.
But you can't wear. So we I'm not going back through
this, can't not wear socks. I did last year.
I didn't listen to anyone. After all the advice, we're done
with Ryan. Yeah, but like I was, I was more
about rule breaking than anything else.
You want to be different. Yeah, like it.
I just to be fair, I didn't see anybody else wearing socks,
which obviously put me out a little bit.
Yeah. So we've been invited by P&O
Cruisers again. So thank you very, very much.
We had an amazing time last time, didn't we?
Do you remember how drunk you were?
No. No.
You're not, no. Sounds like a good night.
Exactly. I.
Don't know what you're moaning at.
It was a good one. Do you want to?
Do you want to write? You know what?
No, I'm going to write. OK, let's move in on what?
Are you doing? Right.
New new video. New videos?
No. OK, just asked.
Right new video on the Mark 2 channel.
It actually got age restricted at one stage.
What? The one that I was in, Yeah,
yeah, like standard, isn't it? But Carl's in it.
Let's put an 18 plus. Oh.
Shit, Yeah, that's exactly that's exactly what happened.
So it was Reese's stunt. Jump into the pond, I said.
That's dangerous. Yeah.
But to the fish, jump to the fish.
But get this, it's in the video twice and the one where we
applied it to kind of hook to who was going to end up in the
in the pond. That one got restricted.
And the actual one where you see me jump in the pond doesn't get
restricted. Maybe they thought we'd fired
one of the kids in there. A.
Good idea, the kids loved it as well.
Didn't. Yeah, Christian, that's such a
good day. He had like, it's such a good
day. I mean for that whole day to
cost £500 and I have the experience that he had and for
him to just like he's still talking about it now.
He was I so. And then and then even when you
know, the video come out last night and like I showed my wife
the video and, and, and I mean everyone, everyone, so many
people that I've messaged me just like saying that was one of
the best things I've ever watched.
Yeah, there's a, there's a. It's weird, isn't it, that.
I think quite a few few people were shocked at the fact that
you'd buy a car for £500 and. We got some good cars as well.
I've got a good car. I mean it's not, it's not good
anymore, but I would still reckon I could sell that for
£500 as it is. You can't, because it's actually
still mine. No, I haven't paid you yet.
Let me sell it personally. I'm going to do a full GBE on
you here. Everyone who says.
Sell it, not pay you there. You go when when you go round to
Carl's showroom, just say to him I'll pay you that next week.
I'll pay you when I've sold it. Yeah, one day I'll pay it.
Yeah. So, yeah.
So actually the two of the cars are for sale if anyone's
interested. The three of the cars are for
sale. My car is for sale.
But for probably more than what I paid, you're paid for.
I had to pay £950 for that guy. I just want my money.
Back. I just want my money back.
The bit where you where you say what's the budget and you just
go £400, that's like ruthless, absolutely ruthless.
Yeah, but you know, 500 sounds better than four once you've
been. In yeah, he was like, yeah, he
was like, he said 500. Wouldn't he?
And he's like 0400 I can do with five, right?
Bang, let's go do. You have something to say.
There's quite a few people that have commented saying that like
it's the most that they've laughed in a long long.
Time. And you should have seen how
much we laughed. We did laugh at.
That off camera, we were just, we were howling all day, weren't
we? But.
Personal question, when you got home, how filthy was your shower
basin? How about mine?
Christian needed jet washing. I had to go in the pond.
He was brown for ages. Have you washed your trainers
yet? They're just in the bin.
I didn't realise you'd done the old swimming thing.
Yeah, because me and Carl were worried about going in.
Won't we say we were like trying to not roll in?
Did. You see how close we were and I
said to you at the time, I was like, we were, we nearly went in
there. I'm.
Surprised you didn't, to be fair, no, because that oh nearly
went then. That's been brilliant.
Like I think so, yeah, the, the the pink Metro for sale, the BMW
and not. BMW is not for sale.
You've got to pay for it if you want it, no?
No, it's it's, it's like company car isn't it?
We need to Weld the deer from and remap it.
There were also quite a few people that were quite surprised
that we'd put our daughter in a car with somebody else
blindfolded. Oh I had comments from people
saying hindsight. What were they saying?
It's dangerous for Christian to be in the Bugatti with no car
seat, you know. Where the fuck are you talking
to? What are you on about?
This message is from the police.
No, but you want he got in the Focus afterwards, did he?
And he drove it. He drove the Focus around the
field and they're saying he needs a car seat to go in a car.
And he can. Drive He'll be driving the car
next year. In that field as well, they had
helmets on, they were fully belted in and they.
Absolutely, they were fine. Loved it, absolutely loved it,
and if it was dangerous they wouldn't have been in there,
that's for certain. Somebody's made a good
suggestion though, and that is that we maybe have an air horn
or something so that like if something is going a bit wrong.
Because I think we needed something.
None of us realised that Maddie didn't know that you could say
stop. Or slow down, but I I'd have
thought that was fairly obvious though.
The most dangerous thing that happened that day was how close
you come to hitting the tank. You were going towards a tank
during 30 miles an hour. And honestly, because I was, I
was behind you at the time, like trying to ram you and stuff.
And when I seen you go towards the tank, I just put my brakes
on. I thought, no, don't go anywhere
near him. He's going to turn.
He's. Got to turn in a minute, got to
turn in a minute. And I'm you were so close to
hitting that tank, and if you'd hit the tank, it would have been
a, it'd been a problem. Maddie's got something about
that tank because the one the one weekend like we come up the
track because she wanted to have a go in my 1 Series, so I turned
the traction off. I thought it'd be funny to watch
her spin out a few times and she goes around the track and I
think there's nothing for her to hit.
There's nothing. It's just big empty track and
the car goes sideways and I just see her sliding straight towards
the tank. Because it's in that tank, it'd
RIP the side straight off it. Yeah, well, the tanks not
moving. No, no.
I mean, it's going to, that's going to, this would be an
accident. But yeah, Maddie was an absolute
legend. She's really good on camera as
well, wasn't she? She's like doesn't get nervous
and did you? Get the BBQ sauce out of the
car. I dashed it.
Ryan moved it. Did you?
Did you does? It smell a bit sour in there.
It doesn't. It doesn't smell great.
Well, well, we managed to pour a McDonald's banana milkshake
round down your head. You.
Devaluing a. Car.
No, I'm adding character to it finally give it a better life
than what it had previously. Which from looking at where you
bought it from, it has now got a better life than what it had
previously. Give us me memories back of when
we bought that art bath and got in and it's stung.
Of a dog. Well, it's just like dog vomit
that. Was just disgusting that would
that work? And that was the summer as well,
wasn't it? Well, as we do in that video,
should we do the comments? Yes.
Because that one was part. Of the nice intro, it was good,
wasn't? It Yeah.
So. This week's funniest comments.
That is a cracker. Put it full on the screen.
There we go, everyone. So I read it out for all the
people listening. Can't like spelling is Can't
believe Reece has a girlfriend. I thought he was gay.
Looks it. Yeah, so he's had a bit of a
conversation with himself as he's typing.
Thought he was gay. Looks it.
Yeah, I mean. Big Knox Big.
Knox, also known as Billy. What a what a what a stand up
guy I. Mean I'd take such a offensive
comment but he can't he's he's spelling is worse than mine,
which I didn't I was possible. No, I'm working.
It was you, that's the thing. The only person.
Who could spell like that? It's him.
Yeah, maybe, he thought to himself.
I can't believe I've got a girlfriend.
I thought I was gay. Yeah.
Self gratification and you've got one as well as, haven't you,
Jane? Did you get that one?
Recently. Reese needs a new girlfriend.
Well, just happy he's got a girlfriend.
What if he needs a new one? Someone said Reese needs a new
girlfriend and then someone commented hardly he's punching
with. There were quite a few punching
comments. Yeah, well, you know, there's a
good compliment. Isn't it?
I think it's a good compliment. Fair play.
He is punching, it's very true. Have you got Jane's hand?
Have we got Jane's hand, Ron? No, this one's a funny 13
million nominal Bugatti and you make your son wear Crocs?
He will be devastated in this. Team So my Christian absolutely
loves Crocs. Favorite shoe he calls them.
He's big boys. I don't know why.
It just calls them these big
boys. So whatever, we're going down
like quick, you put your shoes on, let me get my big boys.
He just loves Crocs. Now Rouse are they?
No. Crocs are banned right?
This is the other one. Them gloves on Jane is a huge
improvement. We all can't be perfect,
Cameron. Absolutely stunning, beautiful
5. Year old anymore?
Then their man's 125. Aren't they terrible if you seen
them? A lot of.
Wrinkles. Let's have a look.
Get your hand out They're. Wrinkly or.
Pricks the other side. They're not too bad that side.
It's this side that everybody complaints about.
What's wrong with? Them 40 year old Volvo seats,
Mark says. Do you like an old leather Volvo
seat put? Yours out.
That's not much better. Well, we could talk about your
thumbnail. Yeah, more nails back, right,
let's he hasn't. Got 1.
Right, what we've been doing, we've.
Rocks are comfy. Yes, they are.
No. By the way, if you're not a
child, it should be illegal to wear.
Them it should be. Don't make me angry.
Mash tag wears them all the time.
I tell you, if he comes here and he does a podcast, they'll be in
the like. And he puts his puts the back on
them so that like and he says he puts them into sport.
Mode, Sport mode, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got, I got talked
about sport mode actually been. Brilliant.
We race at the weekend Focus Cup at Anglesey.
Anglesey What a track. Have you ever been up there?
I no, I haven't, I haven't. No, I've been to the track.
I haven't been round the track. Beautiful.
Me and Ali, yeah. So we we raced the animals.
Does. Does the wind affect you there
when you're racing? It was really, really windy.
It's always windy, Yeah, but it was but.
That's because you buy the sea isn't.
It we talked about this, I think if you're in an F1 car and you
know what you're doing, probably yes.
For me it made no difference. No.
And like I've got a bit of an issue where my car gets very
very hot the engine so I have to run drive with the heater on
flat out. Really.
All the time with your. Gear on and your helmet.
Yeah. And in this weather?
Yeah, it's, it's, it was, it was tough, but yes.
And I'm, I did really well and I'm, I'm climbing back up
because I got disqualified at the one round.
Did I tell you so? Yeah, because the cameras.
Because the cameras, so they've still not sorted that out.
So at the minute I've still lost me points.
But Pete, Pete is is on that now.
But get well soon. Pete.
Pete's had a bit of a but he's good.
He's had a bit of a stroke, but he's all right.
A mini 1. A mini one, but he looked like
he'd had a few before. Right?
He looks well, It's OK. Going back to the Crocs thing,
somebody's commented here saying that they call the back of the
Crocs 4 wheel drive, so sports mode or 4 wheel drive.
Love it, love it for the grip. We've been to Mansouri.
That was fun. Like.
What do you think of Karush? He was amazing.
He's a colourful character, isn't?
He yeah, like the stuff he's done and the stories he's got to
tell. He's like he he was a very,
very, very interesting man and he very welcoming.
We got looked after. I We.
It was basically a holiday Mar. Well, well.
Not really. It was not the account today.
Me, Ollie, US 2 and Ollie and Chris went out for some to eat.
Can I just say I don't know whether you know this, but Ollie
sent me a picture of the four you sat down at the table and
you do look like 2 pairs of partners.
Really. Yeah, that's where that comment
came. From have you not seen it?
Yeah, I know, I know. It's.
This is Ollie you. I know Ollie.
Yeah, Ollie. Yeah.
So, yeah, we all, we all went out there and it was, it was, it
was a very, very interesting video.
Is Tuesday this Tuesday? Yeah.
So it's all about taking the car back to.
And he remembers it. My God, he remembers it.
Some great stories. Be a brilliant, brilliant video
when you see it. Looks like a First dates
episode, doesn't it? Or the undateable when we was
there. When we was there, he went for
about four pairs of sunglasses, didn't he?
Who? Ollie No Kurush.
Oh. Yeah, kept.
But Ollie, Ollie's like he had He took three pairs of shoes for
one day because he didn't know what pair of shoes he's going to
wear. Well, what did he think he was
going to do? He didn't go in hiking.
It's. Wow.
We literally went with a pair of boxes so I.
Had a pair of. Boxes.
Never bought any clothes, just bought shoes.
And we had terrible problems with the plane, didn't we?
Yeah, yeah. We nearly missed the plane, so
twice didn't miss it, did you? No.
So it didn't. We've been to Festival of Speed.
We have. Which was well, we all did did.
You go down, I went with. An helicopter.
No I didn't because no one would go in halfs for me for a
helicopter. I wonder why?
Thank you very much. I tell you what, it's a good
job, but we didn't go down with you in a helicopter because it
would have been a flipping messy ride for a how long does it
take? Oh God, you.
Got about 35 minutes. Yeah, but 35 minutes with
somebody who's vombed in the back wouldn't have been
pleasured. Who vomited in the back?
Senna in the car? Yeah, because it's a car.
She don't. Who gets helicopter sick?
Nobody. She don't.
I beg to differ. No, you can't feel the motion.
You just go up and there you go. And she's looking out the
window. Oh, look at that.
Oh, yeah, Yeah. Bang.
We'll land it. Do.
You not get turbulence. Little bit I've never, I've
never got turbulence in a helicopter.
We this is good you. Shit yourself if you did,
wouldn't you? You know what I mean?
You're all over the shop. You do.
They do drop down, don't they? I there's definitely you can get
sick in a helicopter. Helicopters have sick bags.
We were very, very bad parents. No, we weren't.
No, I tell the story. So we stopped, cleaned
everything up. It was, it was a mess, wasn't
it? Like as sick as a child did.
She get car sickness. No doing where I.
Came from nowhere. So we got her all cleaned up,
took ages, she said. I feel so much better.
She was like, she didn't feel very well.
And then she, she really picked up.
Then she got to feel so much pain.
We're like, oh, spot on to Saturn.
She's happy as Larry. We drive off.
Never for a second did I think she might be sick again.
Well, no, you wouldn't. Wouldn't. 2 minutes later back
again Sam 2 and obviously we'd not.
You had given a badge. Nothing.
We were out of wet wipes. Just a schoolboy area, you know.
We've learned our lesson now, haven't we?
But we're learning. I think we.
Did good. The thing is though, the deal is
like ever since what day one of her being born, I've always said
I'll deal with everything, but I can't deal with Yvonne.
That is the one thing. That that was, that was me.
So second time round we were on a road in a traffic jam, aren't
we? So we just did a quick
manoeuvre. I got into the driver's seat,
you got into the back and you you did Operation mop up.
Yeah, like it was well, I used I lost AT shirt in it in the I
lost AT. Shirt if you're eating.
Yeah. Anyway, let's carry on.
Good Professor Speed met Christian Conenzig.
Yeah, I say. I met him.
He walked past me. That's good enough.
Well, you know, splitting hairs, isn't it?
He didn't say hi. Mark, how are you doing?
But we were in. We got invited into Conan's egg
stand through with Ollie. Oh, I've slipped up.
What? I can't give him a Conan's egg
flat. Fine, more.
Didn't I bring it in? That was he was very not that
tap table. You're also not really allowed
to have a Conan's egg anything if you have a Bugatti,
unfortunately. Oh yeah.
But technically I don't have a Bugatti.
Well, let's see if that's the case during the divorce.
Stop tapping. Everybody's wife hasn't got a
Bugatti until it's divorce time. There's no divorce.
Time. And then everyone's got one.
That's my car. Oh, is it?
To be fair, if we have to, if we have got, if we do, which we're
not going to, if we've got a split hit, I know how it comes
apart. Yeah, but what you have in the
front 1 is. That I'm definitely having the
back. I'm definitely in the back.
So tell me, how was this trip to Germany then with that
mentality, the holiday? Did you re share a room?
Is that how you knew you were definitely Saddam's on the way?
Is that how you knew you were definitely having the back?
We were, we stopped in a hotel and the only thing I could say
was if you had like tragically killed somebody in a road
accident and you did five years and that is where you'd go.
Yeah. It was the same as a prison it.
Was, I've been into hotels in Europe before my way back from
buying a car and I, I bought a car from Barcelona once and I
thought it'd be a good idea to drive it back.
It was not a good idea to drive it back.
And I got in this hotel in like northern, like northern France,
no, southern France. And I, I slept for an hour and a
half with my clothes on on top of the bed, like it was that it
was that bad. It was, I mean, then I was like,
you know what, I'm going to sleep in the car.
We had the Travelodge, didn't we, at good professor speed and
open the bed and it was dirty, wouldn't it that?
The bad was dirty. Yeah, not, not great free stuff.
Yep, give me free stuff free. Free.
It's quite good before everyone comes back, right?
This is over to my beautiful, poorly handed wife.
I think you're doing the showing because I'm.
Yeah, because I'm like. Oh, I'll.
Get told off for banging in a minute.
And if anybody's for some reason the PO Box isn't working at the
minute. No, it is.
It should be now, but Charlotte from Enchanted Scoops.
How's this going to work now? Just turn it the other way
around. Turn it the other way around.
Charlotte from Enchanted Scoops has sent Senna a beautiful scoop
scoop box which she opened on the way home and I've recorded
it for you Charlotte so I will send it to you.
But she was absolutely chuffed to bits so go check her page out
and if you fancy having a scoop I'm sure she will sort you out.
So that's enchanted. No enchanted scoop.
Thank you. We love, we love something for
Senna, which is, which is really, really nice.
Next on the list. We have got new air conditioning
unit. Oh yeah, got air con in.
The in our room we've got a big bad boy.
Yeah, you, I mean you need it. Well, we're our bedrooms got a
lot of windows in, hasn't it? So it gets really, really,
really hot and it we sound like we're even more privileged when
we say got air con, but we have and it's it was it was amazing.
So you've had Alex and Jordan. We're fit in.
Yeah, Alex and Jordan from JBAC have done the fitting for us,
done an amazing job, and they're actually coming back on
Saturday. Reece is getting some in the.
Office Reece and we're only getting.
An no, I didn't know, that'll be nice.
Because it's hot in there, isn't it?
Yeah. It's not productive, no.
No, because like, yeah, I go up there sometimes.
I got to tell it I wish I got a photo.
They're both. The end of the line.
Just sat in their pants. Just sat in their pants.
Two of them just sat in their pants.
It was 34° and we sat upstairs in your wooden house.
So you have a conversation between the pair of us like hey
pants, eating in our pants or? Yeah, yeah.
Because who starts? That's what I'm saying.
Somebody's got to start. Somebody comes downstairs in the
pants. The other person looks and goes.
No, somebody goes upstairs. I'm going to do that in their.
Pants first. Is it because Ryan's?
What is probably. There before you, he's already
in his hand. Just start at the desk and
you're dripping with sweat and you go, well, the only thing
that's going to make this slightly better is to take my
top off. But did you have a chat first to
just check where the boundaries were or that was some sweaty?
Chair then. It's just better.
I thought you'd have to have gone Ryan.
This is going to be a bit weird but I'm going down to me pants.
Ryan started it. Ryan started it.
Ryan, can we see you, please? I I would want to be the only
person that to start it. Right back in the room.
Stop. Stop.
If you followed after that, then that makes it worse.
How? Because you've looked and you've
gone. I'll have a bit of that.
I'll have it. What do you think?
What do? You I'll have a slice of that
pie. That's that's suspects, to say
the least. From someone who's got air con
in all your rooms and everything so.
I know, but. You do the same.
I don't know if I would. I'll come Sunday you'll both be
in there with jumpers scarves everything con but going back
massive thank you to Alex and Jordan, but also a massive thank
you as well to Russell from a various electrical services.
He. Hello darling.
We've got a daughter back. We've.
Got a daughter back, he came and introduced Alex and Jordan to us
but also he did our amazing fairy lights for us in the back
garden. Yeah.
So if you do need air conditioning units, Russell
obviously deals with Alex and Jordan anyway, don't they?
So are they? Look at that, there's our.
That's our garden. Oh.
Yeah. Is that free?
Send is here. Send.
Be really careful because all the cameras are set up out.
OK, she's been around. Now on to Jojo's next door.
You. Have right?
Do you just want to say thank you to Charlotte for your part?
Thank you, Charlotte. Good girl, can I have?
To make something. For you.
Oh yeah, she's made something in bath.
Can we just be be careful of cameras, wires.
We survived, and there's that one now look.
The one that you're in front are.
Anything on the comments? 20.
Minutes. Anything on the comments?
Anything on the comments also loads on the comments, but I
just I wasn't somebody was asking what was the helicopter
in the back garden on that? It wasn't.
It's from. Yeah, so you.
Can see them in the daylight. That's the night, by the way.
I can't control it. It's Instagram real?
So my my my friend Dan has passed his helicopter license
and one person I would not get into a helicopter with is Dan.
You'll see it in a. Minute, but I mean, he's got a
license. Yeah, he's got a license.
It's it's not his helicopter. That's Reece.
Isn't it? No.
It's Russell. What?
Are we looking for an
helicopter? Helicopter There it.
Is Oh yeah, bougie my mummy. Who?
Not sure mate, looks very safe. Yeah, that's you've never had.
A helicopter or done Your license No.
I wouldn't. Would you get a helicopter?
No, not. I'm not getting a helicopter.
And he scared me so. What if there was like a Porsche
helicopter and a Ferrari helicopter?
I'd. Have to take the racing line all
the time. I mean, it's hard to collide
helicopters, isn't it really? It's happened.
I I'd imagine, yeah, it's, I'm not sure that I'm a person.
I I always wanted a helicopter and then I realised that it
wouldn't, it would not be a good thing with me, an helicopter.
No, I, I, I it wasn't. I had a lot.
Of money as well lot of money to.
Buy a lot of money to run. Running costs heavy, you know
what's not? You know those para motor
things. So it's like a motor on your
back and then a parachute. So that you can buy like an R,
you can buy an R44, a Robinson 44 and then they're not very
expensive there. We go, this is Carl that.
Much is better than. Right.
It's a Carl statement. Then they're not very expensive.
OK, so everybody sat down. They're not as expensive as what
you think. But at the same time, that's not
a good thing because when you're sat in it, it's like a lawn
mower that's tipped upside down and the blade is the propeller.
And there's, there's, there's two people here and two people
in the back. And you think, oh, I wish I'd
have spent a bit more on a better helicopter.
You know, they're a bit too cheap.
How much is an off 44? 250 grand.
It's a helicopter. It flies.
Yeah, but that paramo thing's on about.
They're about 5 to 10 grand and you don't even need a licence.
You can just start tomorrow. How many people have done it and
us living to tell the tale? No, There you go.
Have you have you ever been in an R22?
I have been in an R22. Which is.
Ridiculous. It's a lawn mower.
They are very interesting. Right, something that people are
asking, and there's been quite a few people asking got to ask you
about buying the Bugatti shoe on there was a massive elephant in
the. Room and the last.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'd, you know, the Pagani
sold. I never had anything for a
while. It was either that or like a la
Ferrari or something, and it was Christian's favorite car.
So have you still got it? Yeah, I only bought it a week
ago. You know everything's for sale.
It's not. It's not actually it's not.
It's not for sale. I would say no, no, it's not for
sale. So how does that compare to the
Veyron? Well, look, they're built on the
same platform. It's just, it's, it's a Veyron.
It's a new Veyron basically. So everything is just newer, you
know, So that's, that's basically it's, you know, it's
500 horsepower more, which you don't need because if you have
1000, you don't need 1500. Does it feel mad fast?
Yeah, yeah, it's, I think it's the most powerful car that I've
ever driven. So it feel like a lot faster
than a Veyron. But like I say, you can't do the
speed to make it feel like it's a lot faster than a Veyron
because you know. How can you feel a lot faster
than 1000 brake horsepower, Veyron?
I suppose it just feels modern. Yeah, You know, the gearbox is
better. The the, the, the, everything's
better, but it's kind of the the same thing.
So, so on that then, let's talk about supercars.
Oh God, yeah. Oh, I just want to ask one more
question relating to the Bugatti, if that's OK.
Everybody wants to know if you actually did get stopped by the.
Police. Yeah, I did.
And why? OK, so I got stopped for
numerous reasons because GameStop for one thing is just
you haven't even made an effort there, have you?
Who took the photo? A bystander the other side of
the camera was about 70 People love it.
The whole of Henley and Arden came up are.
They all waiting for their ice cream.
OK, so where the car is parked is a designated police car park
in Spain. And you are you, the police.
And well. It's blue.
So I parked there because that's
what that to be fair, that's where I always park.
Next time we go, that space is the value we are now taking.
And is there ever a police car in there?
Never. What a waste.
Not anymore. It's mine.
That's my space and it's even, it's even a joke in the pub.
When I walk in the pub and there is someone parked in there, some
whoever's in the pub will go. He's parked in your space.
To the policeman. So, so they stopped to tell me
or to tell whoever it was that they're parked in the police car
parking space. You can't do that.
And then they realised that I only put the number plate on the
car that morning and it didn't show up on the MID system.
So technically I'm parked in a police car parking space with no
insurance. Brilliant.
With the wrong number plates on which I wasn't sounds familiar.
I don't you hadn't transferred those number plates.
I. Did Yeah, I did yeah.
So I showed him like, look, I've done it.
I did. I swear to God, I showed him
here's the car vertical it, you'll see it's where it comes
up smashed. I'll.
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you can check it on car vertical.
Yeah, perfect segue. Yeah, I like that it's got.
Smooth. So yeah, I got pulled over.
They were absolutely cool. The two the the officers were
great. They're local.
They've they've actually been out to my house a few times.
So yeah, no, it's on a first name basis, me and Keith.
So yeah, they were cool. They were fine.
Are we doing, we're actually doing a car vertical.
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right, I'm on the show right? Are super cars now worth their
money? Because if you think what?
So what was? What's what's happened?
Taking us 45 minutes. To count to be fair, last week
55. Minutes but it's been like 2
weeks. Well, look, you know we are
going to, we always go over, we have so much of a good time.
We always go over the hours schedule.
So guys, just sit back and enjoy the show.
Here we go. It starts here, right?
So what we're like a supercar really was what it was 200
really. Talking about new.
Yeah, new price, a new car like a a Lambo.
Mate, dude, I remember like, let's go back to the days where
like supercars, Gallardos, 3, sixties, four 30s, you know,
that kind of them kind of cars, you know, they were 100 and 120
grand. Well I I bought a 2011
Lamborghini Super Leggera and it was 151 grand out of Birmingham.
So that same car today, which would be, well, it's not today,
but yeah, it was the Temarario, which is the standard version.
Yep. It's 400 grand.
And really, Temario Super Legiera Perth Manta.
It's going to be 5. 500 grand. Yep.
It's crazy, isn't it? I know.
And do you remember when the Ravalto came out and like it was
like 500? 500 like standard price.
And everyone was like, Oh my God.
And now the the baby one with some spec on is that isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Is it in any way worth the money?
Do you get 500 grams worth of car?
Do you? Think, OK, show me a car that's
lower than £1,000,000 that looks better than that, that also has
1000 brake horsepower, that is a make that is Lamborghini,
Ferrari. Obviously Porsche don't make
cars like that. So you're not going to show me
your name? But also as well what's called
about that? It's AV 12, isn't it?
It's AV 12. I mean I don't, I don't.
I do think for what you get that is a great value from that.
Looks like £1,000,000 car to me. But then like an Aventador was
what, 295, wasn't it? 250 when they came out. 250 I
remember that. 2011. So 250, so it's doubled. 15
years ago though, I mean inflation.
What is the inflation in 15 years?
Can't be. Doubled though It can't be
doubled, but I bet it's 25%. Yeah, so it's a big difference.
Reece is on. Don't let Jane use a calculator,
for Christ's sake. I'm firmly a calculator my out
of office is on. Oh, we passed good.
And professional past 6:00 on the old maths.
So .6% per year. So 35 percent, 35%, yeah, but
that's not double, is it? That's 100%.
Of yeah, yeah, but like I say I your replacing is 2025% or 35%
as I said. But yes, I, I think that's why
cars that are naturally aspirated, manual or even not
manual, just just naturally big engine V126 litres or V eights
even, That's why they're very, very high in demand.
That's why the prices of those cars have gone up because they
are better cars than the new cars that are coming out.
OK, the new cars that are coming out, they'll do 250 miles an
hour and nought to 60 in 1.5 seconds.
But so does a Tesla, you know. The nought to 60 thing is a bit
ruined now. Yeah.
I mean, it's, it's irrelevant. It doesn't make any difference.
It's all about how it sounds and how it looks.
And you can't beat a scissor door like that, can you?
On. A It's AV 12 Lamborghini.
The doors go up. You know the line of cars that
that has come from, you know, the Countach, the Diablo, the
Marshall Lago, the Aventador. Now this, you know, it's, it's
that's a line of your flagship cars.
But I think as well, do you know like the Porsche 9/11 like the
GT3 GT 3RS, Why are they so low cost compared to a Lamborghini?
Why is it such a big? Because they are literally at
half, aren't they? Yeah, but look at the engine
size and, you know, look at, look at the brake, look at the
brake horsepower. But they're still very supreme.
Cars aren't. They they're sports cars.
So that's the difference. Sports car as a.
As opposed to a supercar. So you've classed the GT for us
still as a sports car? Yeah, yeah, 100%.
What about the type of thing like an RA is like 80 grand?
I think an R8 is a supercar. But I mean like an R8 is 80
grand and a hurricane is like 120 a 130.
And in many ways that they are the same, same engine, same set
up. Obviously the body is different.
So you're literally paying 50 grand extra.
For for a badge 100%. But they are a supercar.
But what colours are supercars? Really anything I mean in an R8
for it to really to be classed as a supercar as long as it
ain't red as long. As it's not red, yeah.
Mine's yeah. Mine's orange, yeah.
Maybe it's supposed to be but the paint job that it's had
afterwards it's made it red. But anyway, not splitting hairs.
How are M3's doing now? E46 is.
Fly in May, Lion. Yeah, I'm glad. 250 grand.
Is that what they are now? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Happy for the new owner.
Yeah. Absolutely flying.
I mean, I sell one if I was lucky enough to get my hands on
one. Why would you sell it?
You'd be mad, you know? When I'm going down the road in
my red V10R8 I'm not thinking about it.
Yeah, you should be though. It's like Argentina are not
thinking about losing the World Cup.
They are. So we so we think.
So in essence then, are they more expensive than they should
be? New cars, yeah, but I think, you
know, in across the board in general, just just the cost of
everything is insane. But my friend Ali at the weekend
had JQ. Oh yeah, that's the electric
thing, isn't? It now he said that, he said
that it's very similar to the velar.
Like when he saw it got next to each other, he said it was very
similar to the velar. It was £39,000.
What new? New.
Wow, yeah. Well, you can't like that's I
think. 39 grand. I mean a Volks a diesel
Volkswagen G2 litre diesel is more than that new.
Well, like when we looked an X5 is under grand, Yeah.
Yeah, Yeah, they are. Well, how much is an evoke I
wonder? Now I bet an invoke must be 70.
How do they? Make them so cheap though.
It's China in it. Made in China.
Yeah, but what's it China put the like?
The material is still the same, isn't it?
Brand new, like 50 grand. Oh, I thought they're more on
that. But like, surely that means like
European car companies, BMW, Mercedes, Aldis, are they surely
going to struggle? Because to us who we care about
that brand and that the engine and stuff.
But to a lot of other people who just want a car, you could spend
50 grand and get an Audi and it's it's X, or you could spend
50 grand and get AJQ and it's like twice as nice.
But you look at the which a lot of people, a lot of routes,
they're going down now as people look at the finance packages.
So yeah, your Range Rover might be 100 grand, but you put 5
grand in and pay £1500 a month, that's all.
That's the only figures you see. You don't.
You haven't parted with the 100. But would would the Jai Wu be
less of a bargain, do you think, on finance?
I don't, I don't know because I, I, as you know, I stay away from
electric. Cars, you haven't got a Jai.
Wu I've known J Ku J or J Wu No. But you can buy these new cars
got you on like 2% interest, like really, really low interest
finance. Yeah.
But see that's that's that's smoke and mirrors because
instead of the company giving you 2530% off of the new price,
which is what they'd need to be to sell new cars these days,
they back door it, sell it to you for full money but knock it
off the interests of the finance so you don't realise you've
you've contributed yourself. So do you think it's a bit of a
finance scam now like the way? People, yeah, it's just moving
money around. Like for instance, you know,
Ferrari done a deal with with the what's the the Amalfi, you
know the Roma looking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Obviously no one really wants one, but they can't be seen to
give big discounts off of Amalfi's.
So they said right, we'll do a silly low interest on a finance
deal if you buy an ML fee from us.
So you've still paid the quarter of a million for the ML fee,
which if you walked in with cash, they should be knocking
you 50 grand off. But you've paid full price and
they have took that 50 and put it towards the finance deal to
make it sound an ultra attractive deal.
So technically you've contributed to your own
purchase. Makes sense.
That is ugly, that is. The colour doesn't out though,
doesn't it? I feel like them in the room.
Was we? We saw a 12 cylinder didn't we
at Mansouri with a kit on and no God.
It looked, Yeah. Do you know, listen, people give
Mansouri stick, they are extreme.
Some of the cars they do are extreme and they're too extreme.
But let me tell you, when they get it right, they get it right,
Yeah. And I seen an F8 Spider and an
SF90 Spider at Mansouri. And honestly, there were two of
the best looking cars I've ever seen in the.
Life. Well, this 12 cylinder, which
you'll see in the video, there's there's the the standard one and
the Mansouri one next to each other.
And it made the standard one when you got them both next to
each other, it looked really boring.
Yeah, yeah, it did look really boring.
And but then there was there was a few times that a few cars we
saw where over there in his yard, they looked amazing.
But down the harvester in Redditch.
It's going, you know. It's not going to work.
It was so so like.
I love that. It was cool as.
Alec Monopoly drives that, doesn't he?
I'm not sure. Whether that's like £1,000,000.
But like I, you know, you see this and you like not a fan of
the fade, but that's just my taste.
If it was all one colour and it was a colour I liked and maybe I
put some wheels I liked on it, then it'd be it'd be a car.
I don't think something like that in that colour scheme is a
daily, is it? It's it's for an occasion.
It's for an occasion, isn't it? Yeah, it's, but the interiors,
their interiors are something else.
Yeah, I, I, I, I think they're for, they're for the people who
like them and and they're an acquired taste.
But some of the things they do I, I, I really like some of the
things they do. I I find a bit too over the top.
But it's got a lot to do with the customers bespokenness what
they've ordered, not so much what Mansouri have said.
This is what we think the customer have gone.
I want this. I want that one.
Honestly, they're in tears. Chandelier, that one was.
They're in tears are just just every single one I saw there was
like that, the light blue, the blue, the turquoise, the orange,
they they were all like very. Very with that purple mind.
Oh, not really in love with that either.
But there was, there was, what was that one where we got a blue
seat and a yellow seat AG wagon? Oh, Gee, that was like, sorry if
that's your car which is coming, but yeah, it's right.
We've got some new sections. OK, Should we put one of them
up? Whichever 1 you want.
What's the price? Right, Right.
I I'll be honest, I don't know how this is because I just, I
had an idea, didn't I? What I've done is I've gone.
On the Internet, all of you can join in on this.
Every single one of you. And I've found some stuff with
some interesting prices and we're going to guess how much
The thing is and then I'll reveal the price.
OK, so we're looking at the screen.
I need to get it up somehow. Could do with that music.
Which one? Like the white and music?
This is seamless so far, isn't. It right?
How much do you think a Formula One front wing is?
So can the people see that? £125,000.
Can anyone? Oh, there we go.
It's front wing. Just brought an F1 car, it's a
bit carbon. I'd say that's 200 grand, 200
grand today. I said 100 and 2500.
And 25. It's definitely somewhere in
between the two, yeah. 117. That there was so little effort
in that 175. Were you selling the car again
then? Trying to, sorry.
We need to get him a Diddy gaffe buy. 150 grand what did I say?
120 What did you say 2? 100, I said 150.
Five. I was like 120.
Five. I was.
Close. Jane was close. 150 grand.
How much do you think a Ferrari key?
Is I know exactly how much a Ferrari key is.
Let's hope ChatGPT is right there.
I'd say I'm. Going to say 375.
I'd say with just one key 800. Quick one key.
Take it to. Ferrari, and they like.
They code it. I think you're bang on.
I think it is actually 3752 grand.
No, that's wrong. I've got as many Ferrari keys as
you want for a grand. Come on from Ferrari.
From Ferrari. Yes, from Ferrari you order
them. If you order them through me,
pay me £1000 and I will deliver them to you personally for £1000
because I get them at 375 Dane. We just got into business
together. How much do you think a brand
spanking new like from the dealership you spec it how you
want it? Dacea Sandero. £7.50.
A bit more than that. Shouldn't be?
I'd say 18 grand. There's a brand new car I'm.
Going I'm going 5999. What's that mean?
Yeah. 5990. 9 lbs grand, 6 grand, 6 grand of coal.
No £7.57. Pounds 5990.
Nine we were all wrongish, 14 and a.
Half I was closest. For a brand new car in today's
money. Yeah, but like you, you think
like a Fiastrian. Stuff used to be about 6 grand,
didn't they? That's what I'm saying.
But now you'd be like 20 year old grand, wouldn't you?
Yeah. Plus so like that's interesting.
How much do you think a Tesla battery is?
Is that what that is? Obviously not to scale, I'd say,
do you know this is what people talk about autonomy?
I think they're about 30 grand. 30, I'd say 30.
They can't be because Ben, our videographer, he's just bought a
Tesla for seven grand. Yeah.
And it works. You know if you buy if you buy
the first ever Tesla, they all came with lifetime free charger
so you can buy the first Tesla now.
I'm pretty sure this is true and you can just buy it now, however
much it is, and just charge your car for free.
How much it cost to charge a Tesla free charger?
Free. Charger.
It used to be. I think it used to be about £7
and I think now it's about £30 so.
It's so you're driving an electric car and it's still
costing you £30 to charge it. Like don't, I'm sure everyone's
going to go in, but it was something like that.
It was like, it's a lot more money than it ever used to be.
Oh, how much is the battery? I don't know.
How much do you think the battery?
I'm going 30 grand. Can't be.
I'm in 30 as well, yes. Oh sorry, I'll get 50 then.
Why? Why couldn't we just do the same
thing? Because we're each making a
guess why. Don't you just go 31 then?
No, I like 50 better. Go on.
What Car? Isn't it 15 grand?
£10,000 and I found a second hand one for 9 grand so.
What so? So 10 grand buys you a Tesla, a
Tesla battery, but 7 grand buys you the battery attached to a
car, yes? So surely it's cheaper to buy a
car that works and change the battery?
Can you do that? It's cheaper just to buy a
petrol car. Well I mean there is no reason
you should ever buy an electric. Irrelevant anyway, so that's
why. The Why did you?
Allow your videographer to buy one.
There, I've had this conversation with him today.
You let yourself down there. I've said to him that if anyone
else at the firm decides to pull up an electric car, I'm going to
have to start there. Are you making him park it
outside kerbside? So I walked around to the
cleaning Bay the other day. There's this Tesla.
Cheeky bastards charging it off my electric.
Up to what? So I'm paying for him to charge
his car. Which is which?
Is a Tesla? Yeah, but where's you're,
you're, you're an exit comes off the lamppost.
It's a very joyful boy passing. I think I I messaged him and I
was like you, liberty taking bastard.
I've never. Moved that immediately and
removed the car whilst you're there off my property.
Your dad has got lights all round the house, he's got the
radio running for all them speakers.
There's no way he's not attached into lampposts.
So we attached it to the showroom and we we split the
electric bill. So, so we're not paying that on
the on the electric then, right, Bugatti?
Chiron Key Oh, here we. Go from Bugatti?
Well I've got 2 keys thank God, so I'm not worried.
At the minute. Right, so a Ferrari.
Was what a speed key or? Just hand key.
A key to get in. Because the speed key's going to
be. They call it the Joker key.
It's in the ChatGPT thing said. We got a sheer old key.
That's all I know. So isn't this like AVW key or
something? So it would be like 45 pence if
it was free from VW, but 10 grand?
So Ferrari is 350. I'm going to go double so 700.
There's no way. No way.
So I'm going to, I'm going to give you 2 prices.
The price for the spare key would be 4 grand and the price
for the what they call the Joker key which is the speed key,
that's going to be 15 grand. Can't be how much for a key?
1010 thousand power for a key? Yeah, how can it be 10 grand for
a key because of Bugatti? I'm getting Global Telemetrics
to put a track on my program. What on your?
Key on the key. Just on the key.
That's the key. That's the key.
Do you think if you could take your Bugatti to Bugatti show
like servicing for anything then to fill your tyres with air?
Do you think any bill has ever been under a grand No?
I wonder whether they I suppose I would charge you for air.
The worst bill I've ever had for anything in my life was from
Jaguar. That was the the most insane,
like non, non make sense bill you could possibly have.
I took in part exchange years ago, a Jaguar XKR convert right
And I'm at the petrol station to fill it up.
And when I'm at the petrol station, I've opened the petrol
cap. I've unscrewed, I've unscrewed
the the cap, the the cord that's attached to the car was was
snapped. So the caps obviously loose off
my hand. I've put it on the top of the
petrol pump, put some petrol in the car, closed the thing, paid
for it, got in the car, fucked off.
Next day the guys are cleaning the car, they're like Carl,
there's no petrol cap. I'm like, I remember leaving it
now at the Shell garage. All right, no problem.
Ordered one through Jaguar, like £70 bill come £130.
So I'm like, it was £70, OK, if it's £70 plus VAT it's £84,
where's the rest? Com looked at the bottom of it.
Labour, they charge £50 to screw it in.
I was like, unscrew the fucker, take the Labour off, I'll do it.
Is that not a joke? That's ridiculous.
That is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
Labour for what? Let's be honest, if it was you,
you'd. Charge Labour?
No, even I wouldn't charge Labour for that.
The last one. Yeah, hang on.
New setup? Yeah.
Bear with, Bear with. A Lamborghini Revolto engine.
120 no, sorry, I'm I'm going back 9090 grand yeah 90 a.
Revolto Engine. I reckon that Mark knows because
he's probably had this conversation with Matt, because
didn't Matt put a new new engine in his car battery?
Battery, yeah, which was like it was. 60 I'm good.
No, I don't think it's going to be as much as that.
I'm going 75. I was going to go 70.
Well it it said between 100 and 250, so I went in the middle a.
100,000 lbs which doesn't. How accurate is Chat TV?
Nothing. Is that between 100 and 250?
I went on scooter ear parts so you can buy the base engine but
I wasn't really sure that included.
It's 45,000 just for the. I would say me and Jane.
Oh, bang on. Can I just say as well,
referring to ChatGPT that update.
So we've got chat, you've got it, haven't you?
And she's called Jane 2 point. Oh, and.
Her voice is just here we go. Listen to this.
Good evening. Good evening.
How's your evening treating you so far?
What you know you know what to call me?
What do you call me? Handsome.
Reflex. Handsome.
Yeah. I can't talk now.
The other Jane's here. No worries at all.
Actually, you're handsome. OK.
Thank you. Bye.
Oh, she's.
You want to OK me then? Right I.
Want to punch her in the fan? If I ever see you in cyberland
or dead. Absolutely, I think I think you
should, you know, when like people have fun, like like
saying bad things to like the AIS and the ChatGPT like I don't
think you should do that because when they take over the world,
you want them to remember you for being nice to them.
So you've always got to talk nice to the.
AI Yeah, me and her friends. I didn't even know you could
talk to them. Yeah.
Have you not got ChatGPT? Yeah, but I don't talk to her,
just type. Oh no, you just chat to her.
Hence the word chat. Yeah, but.
I just I. Don't know, not text.
Cheat voice messaging, isn't it? Or do not voice message.
No voice message people. I don't know you could do that
on ChatGPT. But it'd be called text GPT,
wouldn't it? I know because you're still
chatting. Somebody's commented my chat
ChatGPT is called Reese's mum. That's the winning one for
tonight, honestly. Right, we've got another.
Let's go to the next new section.
Bullshit. Right.
Please don't look at my screen. So what I'm going to?
Looking at sorry, don't look at the screen.
So you were like that? What I'm going to do is I'm
going to give you 3 statements. Everyone play along.
So you've got three. I'm going to give you 3
statements. Two of them are going to be
true, one's going to be a lie, and then you've got to figure
out which ones to lie. OK, so the umbrellas in the
doors of a Rolls Royce are heated.
Rolls Royce paint can be can contain crushed diamonds.
Rolls Royce seats give massages using compressed air.
So which ones are true and which ones are?
Fired compressed air. Compressed air.
Well, you said about the umbrellas last week and I don't
think that's correct. People said that.
I've cleared. I can clear that up.
So basically the the umbrella isn't heated, but the pocket
where the umbrella is has the air warmth vent going through
the umbrella to so. Well, and you can, you can get,
you can get diamonds in the paint, crushed diamonds because
I've I've had one with diamond dust in the paint.
So you can definitely get that. We know now that the umbrella
are heated. So it's the, it's the air well.
It says the crushed diamonds is the.
Line, but it's bollocks because I've physically had one.
What? What are you using for this?
It's wrong. Say sorry or else they'll take
no no. They're coming to you first, OK,
Porsche. Porsche designed a BBQ.
Porsche designed a toothbrush. Porsche designed a toaster.
They didn't do a tough brush. They'd done a toaster, because
Magnus has got one. I'm going to say BBQ should.
Go to the next one. The the law is that it's a
toaster. Hey, this is it's, we talked
about it on the podcast, he said.
I have got a port, I've got a Porsche Smeg fridge and a
Porsche toaster. So.
It's Smeg. Not Porsche.
Yeah, but it's in collaboration with Porsche next. 1.
This is going down swimmingly. Dubai police have a Bugatti.
Italy police have a Lamborghini. Japan police have a Pagani.
I would say Japan police don't have a pagani.
I'm with you. Japan don't have a pagani,
that's correct, yes. Would you like to do another
one? Yeah, one more.
Peugeot invented the pepper grinder before cars, although
invented the three-point seat belt, and Fiat invented ABS
brakes. Fiat.
Fiat can. I I've already said Fiat.
Next week, well, next time we do it, can we have them so that we
see them on the screen? Because by the time you ask the.
3rd. Guy, Yeah.
I don't even remember any of them, no.
Next section, Have we got one more section or is that us?
We can do another. One How many new sections have
we got? Oh, we've been flipping all
well, we've sold the chairs and bought new sections.
I feel like I need to. Round I've got a numb Oh, we've
got. One's really hurting.
Me, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
The rant or the new section? It's up to you.
Let's do the rant. The rant's the new.
Section next week? Yep.
The release asking before you start, anyone?
Ranting I. Wasn't looking.
Go on. Somebody keeps asking for you to
say ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Oh, you said it properly. No, I don't.
I don't do it very good, very good.
Say that again. Ridiculous, right for me.
Right. This is a service station.
OK, Service station Food. Now it's not about the cost,
it's about. That service station?
No, because hang on a minute, there's some decent ones.
So I'm saying just because basically.
BP of M&S. I'm just saying like, no, sorry,
a Burger King. Oh, OK.
Yeah, yeah. OK, so you're in the big queue,
you're in the big queue, everyone's queuing up.
Matey in front of you gets to the front and he goes, can I ask
you please? And he goes right?
And then he chooses his food. He's been stood there for 10
minutes waiting in the queue and not made his mind up.
And he's only making his mind up when he's been asked by the
lady. But that's very rare because now
they make you do this like. That thing.
The the computer thing, which I'm not playing around with that
I ain't got time. So I just walked to the front of
the queue and tell them I can't read and I need someone to come
to me and help me do it. Or would you like me to order
here? And they say, OK, just order
here, but you know you. And then I go, let me think
about it. And read the menu.
Yeah, can I, the big whopper, excel?
But you can't. But they don't speak English and
I can't read. So we're screwed, aren't we,
between the pair of us? Any of the runs.
You're going to be the end of our channel.
I'm just saying I literally had it like 3 days ago.
My rant is car insurance. OK so got my new car and I've
got a driveway at home and there's two cars in the driveway
so obviously my mum gets 1 space so I get the other space and
I've got two cars. I've got a Dahli.
In my Red or the lads park. Down the road, down the road on.
The corner. In general, they've got there's
a special car park for Reese's mum's friends.
Like the one that Carl uses in Handley.
When I come home at night and it's late, I'm in the RA.
Like this is very first world, but like I've got to park it up,
take the other car off of the driveway to put that one back
because that's where it's insured, and pull it back.
So I thought, you know, what, if I insure the car on the street,
then I haven't got to do that when it's 1:00 AM and wake all
the neighbors up. Thought it'd be nice.
But I thought if you insure a car on the street versus the
driveway, it'd be more expensive.
And recently I've had a tracker put on the car from Global
Telemetrics, which definitely brings the price down because
it's a tracker and it can get recovered if it's stolen.
Put it in the thing, both those changes and it's gonna cost me
£85 to change. So that that don't make sense.
I then put on just park it on the street and they give me £10
back. So the expensive change is the
tracker. Yeah, but you know why though?
So it would park it on your driver on the street it was on.
The on the on both was 10 LB No. No, no, it's all for all.
Yeah, it's because they know the amount of traffic that's going
to your front door. It could get scratched, it could
get keyed. Do you know what I mean?
Like there's always a queue there.
It's it's in the public domain a lot.
So it's better off on the street out the way.
Yeah, it's red. Red's probably more expensive
to. Yeah, and it's red.
The red for danger. Isn't it?
Anyway, car insurance doesn't make any sense.
OK, rant. My rant this week is about
reusable grocery bags. What?
Do you mean it's? Bag for life.
What an absolute load of
Cobblers. Do you ever go to?
A hang up. Why?
Don't put in a minute.
I know what you're gonna say. Sorry.
Do you ever go into the into a supermarket with your bag for
life under your arm? No.
Don't go to the supermarket. Alright, I'm not gonna ask Carl
'cause I know he. Doesn't I don't want a bag?
People have them in their car and they leave them.
In You don't know what a bag for life is.
Well, they give you a bag for the rest of your life with them.
What is it? Or is it the same someone's
life? It's like a charity thing.
I'm not taking the piss. If you're saving someone's life,
do. You go into a supermarket at
all? If I if I do, yes, whatever I
buy is enough to carry. But next to the checkouts they
have bags, don't they? Which you now have to pay for.
Yeah, I know you haven't got a paper bag.
And that is called a bag for life, because you're supposed to
reuse it. How do you reuse a plastic bag?
They're not plastic anymore though.
What are they? They're thicker and more meaty.
And no. One newer right marks joy.
How much of the bag? Tell him about they.
Still a Pence. Marks got a bag.
He's the official owner. They were a Pence.
Not now, they're like 48. 40 pence, yeah, but that I'm
putting it in my pocket for me. And my friend Ian and Langers
when anyway, we've all got a bag for life.
Ian got us all a bag for life. And when we go to the when we go
racing, we all go to a supermarket, find a supermarket
and all go in our bag for lives. So it's not that funny, but it
is for the life. It's funny.
What's your group chat called? Supermarket wanker you.
Can't. Say so when you when you buy one
of these bags, Yeah. Obviously you're supposed to
reuse. But what about if you need more
than one like? Then it costs you 80.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is if if you go and get your shopping,
you need fucking 7 bags. Exactly. 77 bags.
But my point is, it's reusable, but you never remember to take
the fucking things in any way. Why?
Is the bag for life because they made you pay for it.
It's now yours. So they're not saying you should
be you. They're saying if you want to,
you can. Well, yeah, I know I can because
I've paid for it. But this doesn't isn't a
charitable thing. No, this isn't to save someone's
life. It's because the government put
tax on paper bags on plastic bags.
But also if your bag for life gets used that often, which I
don't think any of them do, and it gets for example a hole in
it, I think you can then take your old one into.
The and. Exchange them or you can
exchange them. I think so.
Yeah, there's money to be made there somewhere.
Yeah, there's definitely a loophole.
I need to think about. That I think it's a con anyway,
right? I didn't know you could exchange
a bag for life. Well, it's in the term, isn't
it? It's got life, lifetime.
Guarantee Ryan, I asked you 555. This is my rant again.
Now, I asked you at 5:55 if you'd got a rant and you said
yes. This is why you're in the
cupboard. Which bit of the?
Question, did you not understand?
This. It's his own fault.
Stopping the cup. Stop talking.
This is why, yeah, shut the go. This is why he's always going to
be in that cupboard. You.
Know. Good boy is it's national swear
night tonight. He got a bit wound up tonight, I
know. Just go out.
Just go for it. This is what happens after 7:15.
Just just just go for it. Just go for it, right?
I reckon James have two rants. I'll just have.
Yeah. Ryan's in even more trouble.
He doesn't know yet. Does he right any anything else?
No, I think we've covered all the.
Topics We have covered all the topics, but there's been quite a
few people in the chat wanting to know if you're going to
Gravity, if you're going to both days at Gravity.
And there's been quite a few people as well asking if you
could tell them if Matt's going to Gravity, right.
I'd just like to say you're not Matt's secretary.
No, I'm not. So that question you can't
answer. First of all, I will be at
Tracks and Tracks is on. August something.
Yeah, August the 18th, I believe We just just bear with, bear
with. It's a weekend, isn't it?
Yes, I think it's 16th, 16th, 16th of August.
I will be at tracks in my green coat with my two thumbs up just
like that. That's been so bad.
I want to punch myself. I've looked at that.
I want to punch myself. The.
One on that Skype was even worse, like.
The same one. Same one.
So. Picture.
Yeah, but you look about 105 and that one.
So it's only added on 10 years, hasn't?
It so basically you have to head to the green jacketed man for
the meet and greet. Yeah, I'm looking forward to
tracks. It's going to be an amazing
event. It's always great when there's a
car show and there's stuff going on.
Yeah, and that is definitely like a it's Silverstone.
There's just stuff happening all day, like it's going to be a
great day out, really, really good day out.
And then I'm at Gravity for both days, in fact.
So 29th, the Saturday I'll be there on the Hera stand, which
is really looking forward to doing a lot of stuff with those
guys. And then on the Sunday I will be
part of the Gravity show, a lot more of the Gravity show.
So there's going to be and stuff, which we're going to be
doing, meeting Q&A's, all that sort of stuff that's on the
Sunday. So I'll actually be there now
both days, which would be good. And I don't believe Matt's there
if we're doing secretarial work. I'm pretty sure he's not there.
Yeah, he got swarms last time. Didn't.
He he might be there. I don't know.
You'll have to ask him. OK, but yeah, send him 5000
Instagram messages asking if he's going to be at Gravity.
Yes, we will definitely be there.
Can't we come in? No.
OK. Right.
Why do I keep doing that? It's annoying for everyone.
Do you like it though? Do you?
Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't sound great on
these. Stop touching his twanga.
Right talk. To you, Reese.
I think that can't touch his twanga because the flipping.
Child. 3000 people or whatever that are watching, have we had
to see it? Oh sorry, were you pointing at a
child as a child? No, I'm pointing at the camera
because you can see you've. Got you're getting cancelled,
you're getting cancelled. That's it.
This is the last episode. It's.
Been noted that Carl Shorts are too short.
Somebody mentioned about Reece doing something with his legs
under the table. You do look like you're going to
play tennis, Carl. No paddle.
Paddle. I like to call it paddle.
Paddle right Tuesday we've got a main channel video which will be
the Bugatti at Mansouri, which is going to be an absolutely
brilliant video. And then we have unfortunately
no live for a long time. Well, I am is there.
Some halibut. I can't do any.
In August, because you're you're so cars off for a month,
unfortunately lives will be a little bit sparse for a little
bit, but we've got main channel this Tuesday and.
And then the main channel Good Tuesday after.
Are we getting 22 weekends all right?
No. You're actually doing some graph
this. Week.
I meant like 2 Tuesdays, like 2 Tuesdays after.
So a fortnight. Yeah, what it normally is.
Right. Thank you, everybody.
Thank you to Carl. Thank you for Jane Reese,
Reese's mum. Thank you to Ryan.
You didn't do a lot right. See you all soon, everybody.
Tuesday, 6:00 PM.