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Oh, well, you guys, you're 
powerful. 

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You are. 
Some comedians are like, don't, 

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don't Heckle. 
I'll destroy you, you know, 

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don't, don't Heckle me because 
it, it could stick with me 

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forever. 
This happened. 

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This happened. 
I I was in New York. 

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I was in New York City. 
I was kind of roasting a guy in 

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the crowd. 
And then a lady in another part 

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of the audience pipes up out of 
nowhere. 

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She goes, damn, Princess Diana 
being mean. 

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Yeah. 
I didn't even have a rebuttal. 

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You know, I was just like, you 
win this time, Camilla. 

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No, I wish I had said that. 
Actually. 

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I wish I'd said what honestly. 
What happened is she heckled and

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I, I immediately went into 
denial. 

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I was like, oh, it's probably a 
trick of the light. 

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Probably not. 
You know, I started getting, I 

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was like kind of angry. 
I got home. 

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I was like bargaining with my 
that's that's how you know, a 

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Heckle is good is when you start
going through the five stages of

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grief. 
And I was bargaining. 

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I was with a friend of mine not 
long after that show and we're 

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at my house looking in the 
mirror and I was like, I don't 

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see it. 
And then he just goes, look over

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your shoulder. 
OK, 

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it's her. 
Now I'm seeing it. 

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I'm seeing the resemblance. 
Now I am. 

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I'm seeing. 
I'm seeing it so much that I'm 

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like, scared to go into the 
tunnels. 

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No, but I am a man, not to get 
political. 

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No, I am. 
I'm a cisgender straight man. 

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Freaking rocks. 
Sorry, sorry. 

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We get perks. 
I don't know if you know this 

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like straight guys. 
We don't have dietary 

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restrictions, right? 
A lot of women and queer folks 

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that got like celiac, lactose 
intolerance, oil sensitivities, 

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sis straight guys we just have 
can use decades of unexplained 

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diarrhea. 
That's I love that some of you 

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were like, where is she going 
with us? 

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But it's true. 
It's like a unspoken part of 

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straight guy culture. 
No one talks about this part of 

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toxic masculinity, but like 
straight guys all across the 

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world going to the bathrooms 
having an absolute nightmare 

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just we do we do we go in there 
fight for our lives and then we 

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come out and for some reason 
close the door behind us. 

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We're like nothing's wrong with 
me. 

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That was just a blip. 
This is a blip every day for the

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last 15 years, but it'll sort 
itself out. 

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That's even now. 
Even now, some of you were 

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laughing, some of you were 
actively holding in a shit, you 

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know, that's if you're on a date
with a guy right now and he's 

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not at least giggling with me. 
Yeah, I I don't know. 

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I, I'm not really like a guy's 
guy though, And I know this 

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because multiple times in my 
life, right, I've been in a 

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group of dudes and they're all 
greeting each other at they're 

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like, bro, what's up man? 
How are you dude? 

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And then they look at me and 
they go, Hey, buddy, Oh, what 

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the heck, you know, drives me 
nuts. 

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I just, I just want to get 
upgraded from buddy to bro. 

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I don't know how to do that. 
And I, I think the dream for me 

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is to one day work my way all 
the way up to my man, right? 

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Even just the thought of it out 
in public, some guys like my 

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man, I'm like, no, I think that 
reaction is probably keeping me 

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down at buddy for now, but I 
don't know. 

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I I don't I don't have to worry 
about it too much. 

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I do go over pretty well with 
with women. 

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Like some some guys are good at 
talking ladies into the bedroom.

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I'm good at talking them into 
long term fulfilling 

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friendships. 
It's just, that's just what I 

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do. 
But I wasn't always happy with 

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that. 
I, I, I kind of wanted to like, 

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rebel against that side of 
myself, especially early 20s, I 

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was really in denial about. 
And so I, I went out of my way. 

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I was like, I'm going to be one 
of the boys. 

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And I assembled a group of lads 
right in university and then we 

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were the boys. 
And in a beautiful twist of of 

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fate, in the span of the last 
few years, not one but two of 

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them came out as trans women. 
This is a real thing that 

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happened. 
It was incredible. 

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First time I was like, oh, 
that's amazing. 

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Happy for you, you know, And the
second time, second time, it 

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felt like God himself going, 
buddy, you vibe with the 

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girlies. 
And I do. 

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And I do. 
I love them. 

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I really do. 
I I love my trans friends. 

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Obviously, like, things in a lot
of ways are harder for them. 

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But since they came out, they're
just so much freer and happier. 

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And I genuinely feel amazing for
them, you know? 

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Yeah. 
But at the same time, you know, 

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it's like, now who am I going to
talk to about my diarrhea? 

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They're cured. 
Thanks so much. 

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Bye.