Oh, well, you guys, you're powerful.
You are. Some comedians are like, don't,
don't Heckle. I'll destroy you, you know,
don't, don't Heckle me because it, it could stick with me
forever. This happened.
I I was in New York.
I was in New York City. I was kind of roasting a guy in
the crowd. And then a lady in another part
of the audience pipes up out of nowhere.
She goes, damn, Princess Diana being mean.
Yeah. I didn't even have a rebuttal.
You know, I was just like, you win this time, Camilla.
No, I wish I had said that. Actually.
I wish I'd said what honestly. What happened is she heckled and
I, I immediately went into denial.
I was like, oh, it's probably a trick of the light.
Probably not. You know, I started getting, I
was like kind of angry. I got home.
I was like bargaining with my that's that's how you know, a
Heckle is good is when you start going through the five stages of
grief. And I was bargaining.
I was with a friend of mine not long after that show and we're
at my house looking in the mirror and I was like, I don't
see it. And then he just goes, look over
your shoulder. OK,
it's her. Now I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing the resemblance. Now I am.
I'm seeing. I'm seeing it so much that I'm
like, scared to go into the tunnels.
No, but I am a man, not to get political.
No, I am. I'm a cisgender straight man.
Freaking rocks. Sorry, sorry.
We get perks. I don't know if you know this
like straight guys. We don't have dietary
restrictions, right? A lot of women and queer folks
that got like celiac, lactose intolerance, oil sensitivities,
sis straight guys we just have can use decades of unexplained
diarrhea. That's I love that some of you
were like, where is she going with us?
But it's true. It's like a unspoken part of
straight guy culture. No one talks about this part of
toxic masculinity, but like straight guys all across the
world going to the bathrooms having an absolute nightmare
just we do we do we go in there fight for our lives and then we
come out and for some reason close the door behind us.
We're like nothing's wrong with me.
That was just a blip. This is a blip every day for the
last 15 years, but it'll sort itself out.
That's even now. Even now, some of you were
laughing, some of you were actively holding in a shit, you
know, that's if you're on a date with a guy right now and he's
not at least giggling with me. Yeah, I I don't know.
I, I'm not really like a guy's guy though, And I know this
because multiple times in my life, right, I've been in a
group of dudes and they're all greeting each other at they're
like, bro, what's up man? How are you dude?
And then they look at me and they go, Hey, buddy, Oh, what
the heck, you know, drives me nuts.
I just, I just want to get upgraded from buddy to bro.
I don't know how to do that. And I, I think the dream for me
is to one day work my way all the way up to my man, right?
Even just the thought of it out in public, some guys like my
man, I'm like, no, I think that reaction is probably keeping me
down at buddy for now, but I don't know.
I I don't I don't have to worry about it too much.
I do go over pretty well with with women.
Like some some guys are good at talking ladies into the bedroom.
I'm good at talking them into long term fulfilling
friendships. It's just, that's just what I
do. But I wasn't always happy with
that. I, I, I kind of wanted to like,
rebel against that side of myself, especially early 20s, I
was really in denial about. And so I, I went out of my way.
I was like, I'm going to be one of the boys.
And I assembled a group of lads right in university and then we
were the boys. And in a beautiful twist of of
fate, in the span of the last few years, not one but two of
them came out as trans women. This is a real thing that
happened. It was incredible.
First time I was like, oh, that's amazing.
Happy for you, you know, And the second time, second time, it
felt like God himself going, buddy, you vibe with the
girlies. And I do.
I love them.
I really do. I I love my trans friends.
Obviously, like, things in a lot of ways are harder for them.
But since they came out, they're just so much freer and happier.
And I genuinely feel amazing for them, you know?
Yeah. But at the same time, you know,
it's like, now who am I going to talk to about my diarrhea?
They're cured. Thanks so much.
Bye.