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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign
Alalopolis. Yes, yes, fuck you, Craig.
We you find yourself rather Zen, Sonora, on a large table with a
plethora of items strewn about it, but you stand upon a large
piece of paper. By large I mean it looks like
the giants of a far off land had to have made these even larger
than the giants they tell about the stories.
Because you stand in the middle of a page that just says Tareth,
The path unfolds and I can tell you a bit more about anything
that you see around you, but for the most part it's some candles,
a compass and coins, the set of keys it looks like down below,
some playing cards and dice and some books, along with the more
papers under the one that you're standing on currently that are
all as if you were standing on a larger than life table.
It's building size to you. You're 5101520 some round
figures, 200 feet across and twice that in length and uh,
above you, you see a misting of what looks like a starry night
sky. What do you?
Do OK oh um. The.
First instinct would to be to try to see if I can read
anything that's on the papers that are around or the books
like see if I can understand the language that's on them, Tell me
some of the languages you know. Common Halfling and Ogre.
You do not understand any of the languages.
Damn. Besides the one that you're
standing on. OK, interesting.
All right. Is it the same for the books or
just the pages that I'm standing on?
Or can I not like read anything that's on the books over to the
side? You can read some of the spines
on the books, more so the only maybe one and it it seems to be
in in common. It's in common.
What does it say? It's just called the way.
Ohh, I thought of the meme immediately.
Okay I this is so interesting. Okay.
I'm going to move up to the the burnt corner of the paper and
kind of, I don't know, feel it out there.
Like am I able to move the paper like look underneath it sort of
thing? Yeah, yeah.
It's larger than you though, so it would be like moving a lot
large blanket while you're trying to look under it.
But go ahead and give me a perception check if you're
trying to get under it and read under it.
Just to. Fill out.
No, we're rolling great today, aren't we?
It's not. Yeah, at 11.
So I see you are probably grabbing on the edge of it and
it's crumpling under your hands as you look, and you see the
edge of a map as the first page that's under the the the top
page. Ohh, interesting for your
knowledge to is a bit different than what you imagine the world
had ever looked like. From where your upbringings It's
almost it's almost bigger than you ever expected.
Come out of the part that I can see, is there any like region
that I would immediately recognize or no where where
you're from? You would probably see a glimmer
of it on there, but it looks to be some a lot smaller than you
were expecting. HM but you're it's not even
labeled. On this map it looks like oh.
Interesting. Are those more papers up in the
top left corner? I'm gonna go over there, look at
those. Is there anything on there that
I could either read or recognize?
Like immediately? Besides some cardinal directions
on a compass, and the maps being maps themselves, the regions on
them look foreign to you. You you are on.
These are definitely maps of some sort.
You you can't understand the words the way they're written,
especially not in the script. So otherwise though it looks
like more maps. Interesting.
OK, I'm going to go over to the book
that said the way as I I would try to open it, I guess since
it's the only thing that I can really like read in here.
All right, give me a strength check on this one.
Oh, no, I'm not good at that, actually.
No, I'm not that bad at that. No, that was a horrible role.
OK, great. The dice are not in my favor.
You're able to get the clasped undone.
That's actually on that on that book.
But you can't get the book that's on top of it off you're.
Trying to ohh shit and you're you're you're just you're just
barely getting it to move maybe 1/2 an inch every time you push
it. Hmm.
OK. I'm a halfling.
I'm short. I wouldn't be able to see over
this. Never mind.
I was literally gonna be like, can I see over it?
No, I'm short. Which of the three is the?
Is it the? The one at the bottom
technically on the image is the one that I can read, yes.
Okay. I'm going to climb the books to
see if I can see anything over it.
Macrobatics. Yeah, I'm good at that one and
it was a good role for once. 2320 three, you easily get over
top of the books you bound. You probably would bound almost
because they're they're only about your chest leveled for you
for the thickness of the book. Say that book that big would be
awesome anyway, so you push on and you spring up on top of it,
and you keep doing that until you get on top of the last one.
You just do a little backflip to to to stand your ground and look
over the edge. Which?
It is an edge on this table that you look down into this starry
abyss of at least anything near to you seems like nothingness.
Ohh OK so it like it feels like. Being in like a big orb of just
the starry of this, basically surrounding this just giant
table with things on it. OK, interesting.
Wait, OK, I'm gonna get back down and I'm gonna go over to
here. I wanna push one of the coins
off one of the coins. Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
Give me a strike check with advantage.
I'd say they're they're probably half your weight if not more.
But I know that you're you're running across the table to do
it. So you get some added weight
behind your push. Ooh sixteen.
You're. Yeah, you slam right into the
edge of the the the coin with. Actually, go ahead and roll me
damage on your unarmed strike too, just to see something else
here on a gauge. 7 Nice. OK, yeah.
Very nice. So you just haul off and kick it
right on the edge and it goes flying off into the distance and
as soon as it it reaches a certain point way off in the
distance, it starts to kind of just hover and float.
Doesn't seem to move in any direction but you you got it to
go a goodly, even though it's at the weight it was.
It seemed to pick up speed at first after passing a certain
point at the edge of the table too.
And and you're realizing now that it maybe it's not just
hovering, maybe it's just slowly floating off and you see that it
is kind of shrinking in your eyes now.
But ohh my gosh that is very slow rate.
I wanna make an anime reference so bad ohh which is yours as it
is mine. Yeah, I was just gonna say it's
just like Gojo's Infinity domain from Jitsu Kaisen.
I don't. Know that one?
You have. To tell me more about that one.
Ah, dude, recommend. You should watch anyway.
OK, interesting. Interesting.
So I'm gonna take that implications as if I fall off of
this, I'm going to infinitely fall for the rest of my life.
Cool. The D20 is calling to me always
The Barrett, Ortiz, Zenora. Both, I mean, yeah.
Fair. Technically, she's me right now,
so I would. You're right.
Right. I would, I would say what are
you doing to it? I know you just Are you gonna
walk up to it and start caressing it or?
I mean, personally I would, but can can I read the numbers on
it? Because I know that they're
numbers, but like, you know, Kinzonora read the numbers.
Yeah, yeah, they're they're still just the regular number
numeric system that is associated with common speak.
Cool. I'm gonna come around this side
to it. I'm gonna roll it, or at least
try to roll it. It's a big D20.
I'm a very small person. Yeah, that thing is easily what
are we, what are we talking or 10 foot in height and it's
pretty solid you realize as you kind of just run.
Your It's not a. It's not one of those hollow
little resin ones. It's like a solid one.
Ohh yeah. And you're as you're touching it
too. You're wondering it kind of
feels like bone. So you you're gonna give me a
strength check for for not to see if you roll it to see
something else here? Ohh, a dirty 20.
Ooh. OK, so now just roll me a flat
V20 with advantage. Ohh that was ohh no.
That added it together. No wait ohh no.
I see a two and a 12 though when I hover over it though, so is
that yeah? It was a two and a 12.
Yeah. Good thing with advantage, hey?
Yeah, so you feel a bit of a sense coming over you just
tingling straight from where you'd push the die from your
hands and your fingertips up your arms and down your whole
body. Oh the God.
But then, as you look back at your hands now, and in a second
breath that you inhale, your hands are slowly dissolving in
front of you and. Along with the rest of your
body, but not in that dripping oozing, more of just this slowly
being erased look and you. Were you?
You lose consciousness for a second.
I'm dead. Great session.
Good to know. Yeah, that's the, that's the.
End I would I I'll actually leave it there with this too
that. Wait, since someone else is here
yet and we still got, we still got plenty of time.
Man, look at that. Scroll down, Scroll down.
Scroll down here. We're gonna go here.
If it loads today, yeah, it's just a huge map.
I'll get you situated here in a second.
Yeah, here it is. And that should get your camera
over to where you are. Oh yeah.
He's not cooperating with me for a second.
But yeah, you see all around you too.
Cool. You see as you're fading back in
a table that is somehow extradimensional in front of you
in nature, as in you're looking at it.
But your brain still can't compute how some of the edges
and legs that it has are kind of floating in space.
So at some points than looking like a normal table in space,
and then at other points it's just it's got way more sides
than a table should. You should probably shake your
head and look away from it quickly, because it it's
starting to give you a little bit of a mind, mind fuck.
But around you, your your senses as they're coming back in,
probably the first thing is you're hearing some slight waves
lapping up against a wood hull. You imagine some sort of boat,
and you realize you have to be on it because the next sense
that you're getting is a slight rocking of your person, that you
must be on a boat of some sort and the next scent besides your
eyes. Now what you're seeing around
you in the table are you're in a room that you're you've just
stood next to a table, just been stood next to a table as if
you'd been placed there. And there's a giant pile of
pillows on the other side of the table, somewhere in the upwards
of hundreds of pillows with a all sorts of varying sizes and a
few other people who are snoozing, it seems like around
up against the wall along some barrels and at tables as well as
that you your senses are reinforced with the idea that
you're at sea because you smell the saltiness, salty breeze
wafting in from your N direction, northerly direction
to you can only presume as a deck of a boat outside of a
door. Interesting.
I'm sorry. I feel like I would remember
getting onto a boat. So yeah, you weren't on a boat
before. You were doing whatever is Nora
was doing before before you get plopped onto this table and now
are not on the table or in another face and a boat.
On a boat. And then now on a boat.
OK, interesting. Hope you brought your Fritley
Foppies. Definitely not.
OK, what? OK, what are the?
The people who are snoozing and everything, like, are they
wearing anything that's like distinctly identifying, like a
sigil or something like that, like on any of the clothes that
they're wearing, any sort of, like, markings or anything?
No, nothing distinctive that carries across the both of all
of them. Right now you're just seeing for
the most part to actually this person is not there.
I lied. It is a ready go.
You're seeing a blue Dragonborn. It was at least 7 foot tall, a
Elvin looking figure who they're both leaning up against the wall
and snoozing and I don't think this is anything.
I think I grabbed that. Yeah, that was a grab on
accident there. So those are the two people you
see in this room right now, and they're just up against a wall,
or actually in the Dragonborn's case, probably laying on the
barrels having looked like they both said are a little bit flush
in the cheeks, as if they'd been drinking recently probably too.
Okay. I can see that the obvious like
up at the top is to the deck, but it looks like it's blocked.
Is that true? It is not.
No it is not. OK, I guess my first I would
wanna go up on the deck because why the hell am I on a boat?
One moment I was getting. Get you over there.
I was close. Now I'm far is the trouble with
jumping between maps like I was doing here?
Ohh, need to go. So you walk out the door onto
the boat and you see surrounding you a It's got to be some sort
of small ocean lake. But you only assume ocean first
because you see in front of the boat that seems to be beached on
some palm trees that end before. You're realizing there's a bit
of a glassy glint at the edges of your vision.
Off out in the distance in all directions, even past the palm
trees to the north where the the boat is beached on from from
your perspective. It's like blasi glare like looks
like I'm kind of like looking through like a lens you would
say the and that's way past where where the the edges of
what you can see of your the would be the ground under you or
the sea. So like way out hundreds of feet
that you're seeing these, this glassiness that I was talking
about. Interesting.
You seem to be on a galleon in that is beach.
It's double masted and you've got a few few cannons.
Seems like with a off to the starboard and other name for
other side of boat and the rear, which I think is the aft
actually. But you've got the got some not
cannons up there, but rather ballista on the boat itself.
And it looks like a gargoyle, slightly battered looking
gargoyle that is on the front of the ship, that statue position
up there. Otherwise there's no one out
here it seems like. And at that point, too, you feel
a slight brush on your consciousness, as if someone
were brushing past you in a crowd, and you hear a soft voice
of. Hello.
Ohh, what the hell? Okay, that's a bit weird.
Yeah, I guess. Gosh, all my years of D&D never
prepared me for this. We're a little odd here, sorry.
Yeah, never had an intro like this kind of fun.
Um, OK, like consciousness. I'm trying to imagine what that
would feel like in real life. Like, like in imagining.
Like a Phantom Touch, yeah. Kind of sensation like for the
best comparison to like what it's like in real life to have
that, yeah you can you can just say that but it was it was
metaphysical almost. So almost as yeah, something had
had been brought across your your being rather than your
actual person. But your best relation to your
perspective would be definitely as if somebody had, you know,
bump, bumped or brushed into you physically.
And then I was the the hello like clear, as if they were like
right by me? Or was it like yes, yes and it
will, but it was very soft and subtle, almost afraid.
If they're afraid, I'm gonna wanna help them, Was it like a
physical sound that I heard or did it feel like it was in my
mind? You?
It's hard to determine at this point.
OK. Are you gonna respond or?
Yeah, I'm just gonna say back Hello.
Oh, hello there. You must be a new crewmate.
It looks like you've got to talk like the rest of the crew.
And you look around your neck and you realize for the first
time now, after all the other startling things that have been
happening, a necklace around you, a torque, if you know what
I'm talking about. Which is basically 1/2 Crescent
of A. It's not a full necklace.
So it there's an opening in between the two sides and there
is kind of at the end points these little ball balls that are
ended on it. And then it's twisted and
braided in between those two points and it's a gold color.
Yours is, and you're looking at it and you're going, oh.
Yeah, I guess I did. I guess I do have that.
Well, that must mean that Alopoulos has blessed you to
join the Rum Rollers. Do I know what that means or
would I be confused still be confused?
OK, cool. I'm sorry, who?
Well, they're the crew that that hail from my decks that you
stand upon. You're speaking with a doune.
I am a part of the rum Rollers. They've they travel, they travel
with me in their packs though, at these times because they're
on land and unfortunately it's not much a ship can do on land.
I I guess that's true, but I'm I'm still a little confused.
I was blessed. I it would appear so.
I mean the the God of Chaos or or and or rather Order.
He's the one responsible for for the crews getting together it
seems we've we've had some brushes with him, but not not
much is left of him. I fear they.
They've said in the Legends at least, that I've been being told
as the crew tells me about the journeys.
I'm guessing there's still not a physical person near me.
No. OK.
Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to ask humbly as a guest upon my
decks here and now, initially part of the crew.
Do you need any refreshments? Are you?
Can I get you anything?
I'm OK right now. I'm just wondering where it is
that you are. Oh, you stand upon me.
I'm everything that is this ship.
OK. OK.
Interesting. Do you know where the the
general direction of where I guess the people I'm supposed to
join went? Well, I guess if you're off to
to them quite, quite so soon, you probably want to try the
portal in the dining area. I think that's about where you'd
come from, at least from my senses.
I can't really see too well, but I felt your feet upon my deck.
Portal. Yes, I believe they'd said
something about a plate and some spinning of it.
Conceptually it makes sense because I was once an elf, but I
don't understand how they've been spinning this plate upon
themselves to open and said portal.
But that seems to be the process.
You you were an elf. Yes, Yes.
I won't bore you too much, but simply, I was actually a dead
elf. It was So happens that.
It in the burying process for us we we prefer to to be gifted to
trees and if we're so lucky our consciousness binds with them.
But unfortunately it was. It was during a mass felling of
trees that they made this ship which I was a part of the lumber
for that, and slowly over time I after that terrible instant when
I was part with the tree, it was so relaxing.
But then when they came to cut me down, I nearly lost myself
there. But slowly, with time, I was
able to regain myself in consciousness with it and become
one with the ship. For some reason, that's the one
thing and this whole situation that makes the most sense.
All right. Understand.
By the way, you do realize you're in a bottle, right?
Is that why it looks that way? Yeah.
Yes, yes. It was a kindly hermit that had
come to me after the crew had left me in a area by myself for
a very long time. It seemed like anyways it was
probably own only like a month, but that's pretty long when
you'd have nothing to do I guess, or can't do anything
yourself anyways. And they he she'd been able to
provide me with this wonderful magical domain here.
And the the gulls are nice. They generally stay away from
pooping on my deck anymore after I've thwarted them once or
twice, so they're entertaining enough to watch.
And Captain Meme has been so kind to procure from the Queen
of Socrates some fishy friends, she called them before throwing
them into the bays here. They've been also pretty
entertaining. They they generally just eat
some of the stuff that comes up onto my hull.
It's pretty great, but I I have been rather bored again.
But I think Captain, Mimi said she's working on something for
that, too. If you're a sentient ship, why
are you unable to go places by yourself?
Alas, as I had stated, I I have senses only towards the ship as
you might, you know, have one, have so for your body.
I've never been gifted with eyes for the ship, and that's a
rather hard thing for me to do, even magically speaking.
I was not so magically gifted in the 1st place.
I was merely A servant with some minor magical capabilities,
mostly mostly those pertaining to servitude I'm sure you can
gather. OK.
This is a lot to be thrown into suddenly.
Well, I would love to keep you company.
You did mention that you don't know exactly how long the party
leaves for and everything, so I feel like it's the right thing
to do to go after them. Perhaps they they may be, you
may. You'll definitely be more useful
to them other than, as I'd stated, my boredom.
But it's it's something I can I can still handle.
For now. I'm not going insane.
The next time we come back, I definitely want to hear the
stories that you have to share. Lovely.
And then you can tell me of your adventures.
Yes, very much so. Yes, the plate, I think they
left it on the table in that in that room you were just in.
Thank you. And then I'll go back below
today. So you near closed the door
behind you. You're in the room, and it does
seem like there are some more tables you're realizing, but
they're mostly just barrels with chairs pulled up to them.
And there does seem to be a plate, a singular plate left on
one over here. OK, I'm gonna go over to it and
you're good. And it seems more or less like a
regular eating plate. Okay dining set.
She did mention something about spinning.
The plate. So I'm gonna spin the plate, I
guess. How are you going to attempt it?
That's a good question. How would I spin plate?
I don't know. I guess like the you kind of
describing, This is so weird. Okay.
Have you ever seen anybody do it, like as an act for like one
of those performing shows, say, yeah, at.
I only ever have seen the lady that goes on the really high
unicycle that throws the balls on her head.
That's the only thing I can think of with like, dishware
performances. Yeah, to look it up sometime,
it's pretty impressive. Yeah, but hey, George, so are
you. I'm assuming you at least get
the concept and you're able to put it up on an edge of of the
plate somehow, and you're just gonna probably look at it
confusedly and while it's standing on its edge, while
you're holding it on the table, try to spin it like that.
So go ahead and roll me a performance.
Performance. Oh, but dice are not in my favor
today. They are not.
You do not. You're good.
Yeah. I was gonna say how they
interrupt like her. No she made it off the table.
She was just she's she's trying to get off the ship on her own
here because she was talking to a donate.
So I was, I was letting it all play out to see see what all
happens there. I yeah, this is actually a
really good time for you to get here because with A5, you or
five waking up in your cabin to the sound of the plate, not just
roll, not just falling, but almost as if it had been
ricocheted off the wall that you're sleeping on.
So it it's. Oh God, don't ask me to fucking
spin it, because I my character isn't dexterous either.
I'm dexterous, I'm just not good at performance.
I'm bad at both actually. I don't know what my performance
is for some reason. My oh wait, performance.
Do you mean is it performance? I thought it was a Dex role.
No, it's Everybody always thinks it's a Dex role, but I've made
it a performance role ever since people started actually taking
it to heart and trying to make it a show of spinning the plate,
you know? The last time it it got used,
just before the session, you weren't here.
He one of the Rawlsons just tried to spin it on his finger,
dropped it with a failed roll and kicked it straight into his
brother's buttocks, and then spun it on his brother's
buttocks. After that, so.
Speaking of missing sessions, yeah.
I've missed a lot. Yeah.
I'll do a recap. Don't worry, I'm going to I'm I
just was finishing up where we're at there.
So I think this is probably a good spot.
Looks like we're getting some other folks to.
Wander in here some nerds yo to my link.
The link What link? I found that around, yeah, to
putting up the dungeon crawler. Carl, books for you.
Nice. One one through 3.
Nice. And a little sample YouTube
thing for those who I've never heard of a let RPGA.
Yeah, should be a good book. I'm excited for it, all right.
I've been trying to use my Audible credits sparingly to try
and filter it in between them, but then Light Bringer came out
and I've just been devouring that.
I restarted the all of the book, like the audio books from the
start for Light Bringer. So I have not started it yet.
I have just gotten through the first half of book four.
So I'm a little off, but I'll get there.
Yeah, I'm it's probably a good idea because I started into it
raw and I'm like, the fuck is going on, uh?
Huh. It's a very different vibe than
the first trilogy. I'm liking it so far.
Yeah. Right, Bringer.
It's by Pierce Brown. It's a it's a book series, the
first one of which, and I think the whole thing is called The
Red Rising, isn't it? Yeah, it's the Red Rising
series. Think it's a long novel?
Think scifi Roman culture in the solar system with all the
planets being terraformed and genetically made to have like
monsters and stuff like that. And then a color system of gold,
people on top and then everyone else.
Yeah, caste system where everybody's slaves to the Golds
and. It's a whole book about like
the, you know, political overthrow and blah blah blah.
It's pretty great. I was on a panel with the author
in 20 something. Pierce.
Yeah, got a photo with him while I got a one of the authors for
the Denver Comic Con panel for whatever the hell it was we were
doing. Didn't show up, so I got to sit
in, which is really cool. Like a public event is like, a
very bad thing for your reputation.
For what? Reputation?
Probably, if you're if you're worried about that sort of
thing. But it sounds like that judge in
particular probably wasn't. Well, it wasn't like a a judge
panel. It was like a Comic Con like
discussion panel, right. It was 4 authors supposed to be
up there. The guy who wrote Shannara
Pierce Brown. And then yeah, and then some
rando. That dude's got old.
He the oldest thought, yeah, yeah, I starting to read those
books, but they're they're smaller and I knew that they
were written a long time ago, so I started trying to read them
too and I it was just not fitting into my my palette.
Yep. Yeah, but yeah, one of the guys
was gone and for some reason I got singled out and added to the
panel. And ever since then, every every
time I see Pierce Brown, he always remembers my name.
But he thinks I'm an author. He's like, hey man, how's the
book? Like, I'm still an architect,
man. My one claim to fame.
By the way, we've got Barrett here.
Everyone, I think. We're in the middle now Hello
Olivia. Now to introduce But Rarlson's
met. Warren is George, Ash is Jesse.
Actually, I'm Frederick. This is the wrong.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're Frederick in this one. Yeah, not bad.
And I did say Ash, I was just reading the first names that
were there, honestly. The easy way is I'm the big guy
in this one. I think I'm the biggest person.
Well, you're the one that's gonna be introduced to her next
here thematically, so I think that that'll be a pretty easy
one to stick with. And in the evil campaign, I'm
the asshole. No, it's totally polite.
So much manners ohh. See, I'm I'm not like the
talking type asshole. Uh ohh like the silent Dick that
just like sits in the corner and then will like throw something
at someone and then act like it wasn't them.
I just do asshole things out of. Ohh way worse 'cause I lose.
I yeah, I don't act. Like it was me, I I I do brace
it. And it was.
Me. Yeah.
OK. You're, like, proud of being the
asshole. OK, got it, got it.
Yeah. Hello.
Is that an Olivia? Hello.
Hello greetings and salutations. Ohh, before we start, I want to
say one more thing. I just got an invitation for a
work party for a luau. And then I was like, wait, we're
having a Luau party while Hawaii?
Just had. Yeah, That's it.
Yeah. Not very tasteful.
Well, so they do it every year. So one of the one of the owners
is from Hawaii, so they do an annual Luau cookout every year
and like OK and this was. They don't have, I mean, maybe
they'll have a moment of silence.
Or that's a mission. Or like raise.
Money for the disaster? Yeah.
Like a donation bucket, Yeah. Yeah.
I have. One more.
Barrett, I have one more random comment.
So I was on a call today, a work call, and the person giving the
presentation sounded exactly like Franklin.
Like, no shit, no joke. Really.
Yeah. So the whole time, like in in my
head, Franklin the Turtle was giving this this presentation
and it was actually really nice. I can only imagine trying to
take someone seriously at Franklin the Turtle.
Right. It was.
Sorry, Turtle, but it was it was fun.
That poor guy must have such a neat, like, just naturally,
nasally voice. Yeah, or sinuses are running
away. I don't know what his problem
was, but yeah, even like like exactly.
Sounded like Franklin. Anyway, fun tipping that was was
pretty good. I did.
I do want to say something too before I forget I I'll probably
didn't get to mention this to you, Barrett, but we're we do
biannual like in person sessions.
So but. You did talk about this at
Vegfest, actually. OK.
Yeah.
And should I know who Barrett is?
No. Barrett is new.
Even the introductions, as far as using people's names, a
little bit? Cool.
And then just make a check. I'll change.
My server profile to reflect the characters, Josh, who does that?
Yeah, you know, the more that you help out though, the more
that's nice too. I like that.
But. I like to get.
I'd like creating your character.
That was nice. It gave gave us a good bit of
time to get you into the world. So.
Wait, are you gonna be in both campaigns?
Yeah. That affirmative, I think so
that's the that is. The plan?
I thought everything just broke for a second.
Everyone went really. Quiet Ohh no.
My mic likes to not pick up my voice sometimes so.
Ohh well it's fine. I I went to plug in my mic and
realized that it like the USB had been smashed, so I had to
fix that. Real quick.
Ohh no no how what? I think I might have rolled over
it with my chair. It's fine.
It works that. Sucks.
Yeah. It's working normally only when
I go high pitched it doesn't pick up.
So luckily right now character voice is not high pitched.
So cool though. I mean it's somebody through
otherwise good I think. I haven't had yeah, heard misses
a word here or there, but. So would any mic?
Pretty much, yeah. Yeah.
And. But I yes I am.
Yeah, I am planning on being in both.
I am a fiend for D&D. I've been playing for like 6
years. So.
Where are you physically located?
I'm in Pittsburgh. Okay.
Yeah, but ohh, the one thing I wanted to say about it is that
the, the one we're planning right now is October.
If you look through the chat some, you'll see some more of
the details, specifically noting that Eurythmic veracity is the
channel for that right now, chat wise for what's going on there
and for everyone. I just wanted to say I did book
that one that we all agreed upon there.
So that one's we've got that slated.
Which one? All right.
Yeah, I see the Buckeye Lake One.
One with the tables. Or the one with the waterfalls
tables and I just I booked it for the small amount that they
they could let me book it for now which I I don't usually
expect anybody to dish out until the day that until it nears to
because I've left some stopgap for more people to join because
the more people that we can fit in there the the lower the
prices for everyone as well. That was that was one of the
things, not that you're obligated to come Barrett to
play in person, but I just wanted to throw that out that
that is occurring and give you answers.
It's a really good time. I highly suggest it.
I have a lot of person. I got really drunk last time.
So we all did. That's like a given for
basically any D&D in person. I should be able to.
No, we're doing the the end. You don't have to do me any
jello shots this year. Ooh.
Every time you kill one, you get to take the jello shot and eat
it. That is a that is a fun one
where we could just start off with this one game that I I I
got on on Friday there for the people that are getting there.
Then it's a it's a drinking card game that you play, that you're
a wizard, that you're casting spells and you're trying to kill
the other ones, but to gain health you have to drink
alcohol. Usually.
So anyways, but I think we get everyone here.
Anything. Any other points of order before
we get started? Anyone else wanna silence means
no? OK, yeah, I will start with the
recap. Then the Hand of Fate tosses.
The dice roll, spins, turns, and a campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten and the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The Hand of Fate tosses, the
dice rolls, spins, turns hitherto the rum rollers in the
pink Plush Pig Magical Dance Club in Sorcrates were
enthralled with one of the side rooms that they experienced
called the Experience Room. While Queen Fieda's God
discussed with them the plan to face the Red Dragon Shondar,
they were also given a map of his island and pointing pointing
it out to the Queen's God Did on their map.
While they were summoning a few scenarios in the experience
room, Rum Rollers discovered quickly they are not prepared
for a battle with a Red Dragon, even as a child.
Red Dragon The Rawlson's attempted to convince Queen's
Guard also to official to to throw in one of these illusion
crystal rooms as part of their deal to set up with the with
Shondar the Red Dragon who was given who his they were supposed
to convince to give him his give them his breath for 1% of the
profits of that was the trade as the man I'm all thumbs today.
As the something of the music around them continued to while
they were continuing to experience the experience room.
Let's see what happens this time that that's my short recap the
the last thing. So some other parts that I'm
gonna have to fill in here because I didn't see that you
were getting to get with us here George which is awesome but
you're the last thing you specifically remember.
If I recall correctly, you were you, you were with everybody in
the market you were with, you went, you went to the the labs,
Ferris's labs, and. The The last time I might have
played this character was at the last Eurythmic Surrasity Advance
and Did you Did you meet the Queen though?
That's what I'm trying to remember next.
No, OK. Yeah.
So the last. Almost all my stuff, yeah.
So you're currently waking up in a really bad mood because the
the I guess the very last thing you would have remembered would
have been then worn in an alternate plane, taking your
entire backpack, the extradimensional sort of
backpack that you would start storing pretty much everything
in. Oh no.
Luckily, you know you're still generally just wear your armor
and weapons. I would, I would guess about
your person, but everything. Else I had was in the backpack
already. I already moved everything over
and yeah, well you are waking up to what felt like a horrible
dream that you're realizing as a reality when you're realizing
also that you're on the in your rooms in a doune.
You're guessing your friends must have put you there after
you didn't come back to consciousness before meeting the
queen which you know you were supposed to go.
Do you have no idea if everybody's gone and done that
but you're in your room currently and you hear a bunk on
the wall like I'd said. And then the of what sounded
like the plate, you know, hitting the wall, falling and
settling down on the floor. I just grumble and like, roll
out of bed and I'm like sludge forward.
Like, what's it now? You go out the door then?
Yeah, you'd probably control of this of your guy.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm looking at my character
sheet and I'm not even in the game yet.
Hold on, I'll be there. I knew I was sure getting
something. I mean, you could use your
imagination. Imagination.
That works too. Hold on, I'm loading in.
Why didn't it go back to regular mode?
Where's Dark Mode? Out of dark mode.
Gross. Yeah, yeah, nobody likes that.
Weird. OK, I'm looking at a black
screen right now. Yeah, I have to do this thing
again here because you weren't on the screen yet.
Try that. Now that work.
Hold on, I reload it just in case.
Went back after I reloaded. What's wrong?
I still see blackness, yeah. Let me know, You got it
refreshed though, right? Yes, OK, trying to drop another
token here. Oh, that time it worked.
Something happened. How's that?
Maybe I did something, I don't know.
Why is it not? Do you have it blinded or
something? I do.
Of course I do. Ah, there we go.
Yeah, yeah, and you can control that one.
I can't even freaking control it.
OK, you can control it though. It looks like you can rotate it,
but you can't move it forward or around.
Okay good, Okay good. I was just making double doubly
making sure for some reason I can't control it, but you can.
Works fine for me, I think. But you stick your head out the
door and you see the plate finishing its last rotation on
the floor right here. Okay.
And you hear somebody cursing probably around the corner.
I launched that. Geez.
I picked it was a fight and start walking out in towards the
rest of the crew quarters there, the little dining hall, and you
see, the first thing you see is Baharash slumped up against the
wall, snoring with wisteria next to him doing much the same and a
a person you haven't met that is standing at a table to your
left. Wait, let's go.
Yes, my name sounds familiar, but I can't.
Wisteria is who of fake Elf. Yeah, yeah.
The fake elf who took the place of Zeff in the party.
Gabs character. Have I?
Did I?
Wisteria. Yeah, You've met Wisteria.
You've definitely met Wisteria. She was in the woods, was where
you guys met her the first time. OK, maybe it's just the player
icon being different than what I'm normally used to.
I'd. Be but otherwise you see this
other new person if you want to describe yourself as a Nora.
Yeah, she's she's a halfling, so she's very small.
She's got a really long, like, jet black hair and like, the
palest freaking complexion you can think of.
And she's scared, I imagine, since my character, if you
haven't realized, is a Goliath. Looks like he's been in bar
fights for the his entire life and eats.
Glass great. And eats glass.
He looks very like he is heavily scarred like in his like he
looks. I don't even know how to like I
have it like a description, like an in detail description, but
he's very. You said eats glass, and I just
imagined like a Goliath Grinch. Yeah, yeah, it hates.
Me double hate, no. Than entirely.
I forget where I was, what I was talking about for a second.
OK. Yeah.
How big you are? And that's a tiny person.
I'm and I'm tiny. But you've got a giant pile of
pillows in between you, 200 pillows or so thick.
Wait, aren't Ross since brothers in there as well?
Oh yeah. Yeah, they would be.
You also see three human sized cats.
At this point they're probably all napping on each other,
laying on top of a very fancy looking table and covered, and
probably cuddling penis pillows. That are vibrating softly in
their arms. What's the battery life on those
things forever? Is it battery or is it magic?
I was gonna say your batteries. Sounds.
Perfect. And you charge it like a Shake
weight. Perfect.
So I say, who are you? Hi, I'm Sonora.
I just could have showed up here.
I'm confused. Yeah, yeah, that happens.
Totally makes sense. Not even surprised people just
keep showing up. I don't.
Yeah, it's whatever. Just so that's normal at this
point. OK, I was told by the ship that
you used the plate, yes, and I try to spin it on the ground
like roll a performance. Yeah, you can tell me how you're
going to do it too. That might give you some
advantage. You.
Can. Do it.
I was just. You did it worse than me.
I just, I was imagine I would just like click it onto the
ground and just like just like, I don't know, just like flick it
downwards and like a spinny motion.
I don't know, like spinning 1/4. Yeah, kinda.
Sorry, yeah, I I I'm imagining that it would just.
Slam down on its edge and take off like a tire and roll up
Bahara's shield that he's got leaned up against him while he's
sleeping. He'd probably go back to the
plate that just rolled up the side of his shield and smacked
off the ceiling like a car ramping off of a like a Hot
Wheels car ramping off of it. We couldn't just get a
teleporter, that is phrase activated.
We had to have one you spin because that makes it so
convenient. Go ahead and roll me Perception
for one of your brothers there, Carlson's.
Perception. There you go.
Not good. They're sleeping.
Really bad. Then you.
You you roll it three times. There's three of them there,
right? That's fair, 2:00 and 3:00.
Two of them continue to snooze on.
Well, probably Jeffrey the Magnificent.
I would, I would only presume. Absolutely, he wakes up.
Ears perked up eyes. Only half open looking around.
He hugs a penis pillow closer to him as he takes in the scene.
You. Want to touch it?
You guys are having issues getting out of a out of the
ship, right? How could you tell?
Well, the plate on the ground, rolling away at a very fast
rate, is a Ted giveaway. So Jeffrey will separate himself
from the mass of cats that are sleeping on a table and walk up
to both of you and put his hand on each of your shoulders and
nod. Doesn't say anything.
And then he's going to spin the plate.
You probably be able to get one over the other.
They're very far apart from. Each other stay with your arms
will be like completely diagonal.
You'll go from 1:00 then to the other first.
See. I.
Imagine I am approximately 3 feet tall, so.
Like kneels down. And then you pick up the plate
as Jeffrey, go ahead and roll me a performance.
And elaborate on how you're been in this plate?
I think he will. He'll spin it in the way that's
onto the ground right next to this, this small and gnome or
halfling, halfling and kind of like demonstrate to this new
person how it works as he. He just kind of spins it on what
appears to be like a little knot in the wood on the floor.
And what happens is you're spinning it on the knot,
probably just with your toe too, while you're using your hands to
gesticulate. Yep, as if it was easier than
breathing and you it starts to float up as it's spinning and.
When it starts to blur faster than motion, you take your paw
away and it starts to turn into this rotating portal that it oh
shoot, who's backpacker? Where is this at now?
I think cat normally has it. Yeah, I had it during the last
session. I'm still pretty drunk though,
right? Yeah, go ahead, throw me
perception with disadvantage. OK.
Still. Coming through his ash.
Oh, I'm on the wrong character sheet.
My bad. That would explain the +5.
Not only am I do I have no stuff. 15 But I am now.
Ohh no. Ohh all your money is.
In the bag? No, I spent all my money on the.
Ohh. It had the sex.
Candles on the bag, nothing to put in it.
The the the rhythmic vacity is gonna be bloody for you, isn't
it? Anyways, so.
The portal is appearing to you guys, and as you're standing
there, what appears to be on the other side at first is a really
close up view of a chicken before it's through the portal
with all of their belongings. Supposedly as you wind up, very
confused and very nauseous cat and on the other side of the
portal, you're going to also want to roll me.
A constitution with disadvantage.
OK, my constitution is bad. No roll.
Actually, because of the perception you probably that was
a freaking phenomenal role. So sorry about that.
I was thinking of the previous role before that you're you
don't have disadvantage on it, but you're still have, you're
gonna have to roll in the Constitution.
Should I just roll it a third time and just take that one?
I think the 14 is good. This is the first role that you
had there, and you you're on the other side and everyone's seeing
the chicken but not throwing up yet.
No, I gotta hold it back. Hold it in.
I angrily stomp through the portal, peeve at how
effortlessly wrong Brother was able to do it.
Jeffrey just goes back to his brothers and goes back to sleep.
Everyone else. Actually he'll follow you guys
now, I think. I just see a black screen right
now, but I I would say that I'm still trying not to throw up and
not get stomped on. Yeah, you probably like just get
out of the way of Frederick's boots as he stomps through the
portal, and then Jeffrey and the Rahro and Yarl follow behind in
through the portal. So you're left there holding in
your vomit next to a a new person who you've got to
introduce yourself to just. We're like ohh, we're like
hello. So.
Hello. Where does the Where does it
open up to? Where does the portal open up
to? The portal is where Cat is
standing on the other map, and it's onto the ship of a dounay.
Yeah, but like in where we so, so yes to a Dounay, but is it
it's opening in the club, Is it like, is it in front of us?
Do we see it? I'll, I'll give you in a second.
I just wanted to let this interaction play out just one
SEC before we get back to that side.
Fair, Yeah. You were just saying.
OK, OK. I meant more so on the ship.
Yeah, that's confusing because there is Portal in two places.
Sorry. OK, so did I get through the
portal or am I still standing in the club?
You're you're on the ship. OK.
That's why it's disorient even more.
Disorient. Yeah, that's why I'm saying I
was going to ask the same question.
Well cuz yeah, it was in my bag. So you opened up the portal and
it just sucked me. Yeah.
So while trying not to throw up, I'm gonna see this new person
here who is very short, but I think Pat, you're shorter.
Yeah, I am shorter. Ohh your chicken OK, I'm a bit
chicken like I am stuck in this form until I mend my ways.
Ohh before, before I angrily stomp through the portal, I look
down at chicken and look back at the new person and go there's a
cat. That's.
A chin walk through the. Portal.
She's just gonna be like, but that's everyone's reaction.
And then while trying not to throw up, be like, Yep, my
name's Kat, why are you wanna do night?
I'd like to know the same thing. And probably at that time, Kat
would probably see a golden torque around Zonora's neck.
Oh, OK, After noticing the tour, I'll be like, oh, I see that.
You have also been how do I wear this summoned by our by our
similar acquaintance. I don't want to just say
outright. God, I'm just.
I'm just gonna like, tiptoe around it.
Like, do they know? Additionally, cat would probably
not. Put much faith in God.
Yeah, I got turned into a chicken.
I feel like this is something. Well, you know it.
Goddess might have done this to me, but I don't know, it was
just a hot lady and she just let me turn into a chicken in the
middle of town. I would let a hot lady turn me
into a chicken, too. I mean, she was smoking all
right. And I hid on her all night in
the bar, and I followed her when she left.
I followed her out of the bar when she left.
And I was being polite the whole time.
But because I would not leave her alone, she finally turned
around and turned me into a chicken.
And she was just like, when you learn to better yourself, I will
return you to your proper form. And then she vanished.
So does that mean she's watching you?
Like a pervert, maybe, I don't know, just Antiopolis is just
the chick that turned her into him, into chicken.
And now this is like revenge of some sort.
And for some reason we're in this for some reason.
OK, lot twist. None of what I said.
There's a lot going on that would be a funny just
coincidence. So.
Yeah, I'm just gonna accept it at this point.
So yeah, I'll be like, all right, well, we're partying the
club and I try not to throw up again.
And I'm like, you should come meet everyone and I March
through the portal. I follow through the portal.
I guess I'll follow the chicken. Let the adventure begin.
And. On the other side of the portal,
you'd kind of seen some flashing lights, and unintelligibly so,
some moving bodies on the other side too.
And where'd you go, Kat? You always just.
Hear me? I'm chilling here.
Ohh, I'm guessing you moved. I found you.
Ha ha wow. When I said that joke, I was
kind of kidding, but no that. Is literally where we at.
We are at a club powered by magic and drugs.
Yeah. And you, you do see quite a lot
of light coming in and around, down to a crystal that's focused
on the dance floor, that's rotating and floating in the air
as it's refracting light into a beautiful laser show with a.
Coming subtly throughout the whole space, along with some
other treble music and other things that are people are
moving and dancing to, Frederick puts like a hand in front of his
eyes and like this is too bright for someone who just woke up.
I'm. Gonna wander back to the bar.
Weren't we about to summon God? Oh.
We were. We were all at the we were all
at the room, and we were thinking about summoning God.
OK. OK.
So the room. Yeah, no, if I remember.
Want myself back over? If I remember, I wanted to
summon low key and somehow get that fucker to fix.
To fix. I mean, I don't know about you
guys, but I remember when I talked to my I don't know if
it's an alter ego, but the the giant that was stuck in hell.
And I remembered we have beef with Loki.
So if you guys are gonna conjure God, I would suggest we conjure
Loki in some form of fashion. He yeah can't escape from.
I was gonna say I feel like summoning Loki does not fix
anything. The.
Well, we had something very particular in mind.
Was summoning because the lady in waiting or the bodyguard said
that we could summon anything as long as we could, like imagine
it or draw it or picture it on her little scrying mirror.
OK, describe to me how you draw Loki, cuz isn't Loki like a
shapeshifter? But the suggestion that I made
was like, ohh, we can summon anything, and I said we should
summon the DM. Ohh, that's right.
And then question them. That's a little metagamy.
How do you summon? The DM.
Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing.
The entire game is getting a little metagamy because it's it
started with. I think it was Finn gave his
torque to someone in the other campaign and then the different
rhythmic veracities that you guys have done have included you
guys as characters with other characters and and apparently
that download, yes, that apparently downloaded
information to some of us about the real world.
Yeah, like Cat is aware, but has like not acknowledged outright
that he was created by me, I RL and was set to be an orphan in
this world. And he has a really big, like
tip on his shoulder about being an orphan.
And so when we met in the last eurythmic veracity, he just kind
of like used the forced chokehold on me.
And and to be clear, you guys would all probably know.
From well, the people that did partake in the eurythmic
veracities know of your real world personas.
You know you're you're the ones that you'd met this last time.
Now all of the knowledge of their not your knowledge.
You know, your real world knowledge was downloaded in
their brains for a second, but it was, you know, after the
point, mostly forgotten. Because you can't remember all
of that as a dream, You know that was how your brain handled
it. So you would know of my
existence. But also to be clear, I as a
person have not made a show at eurythmic veracity.
I've been another deity. I've been multiple deities that
you know and you realize that obviously um, you're so we have
so. Meta wise, we're talking very
meta right now. So OK, so I was like.
Come on, there is not a campaign weird big idea of the DM as
this, like overall person. But yeah, having never actually
met them, like we're all since said, we just kind of have this
like download of information. Mmhmm.
I. I love how most of.
The people at Eurythmic crassy, like interacted with my with
their characters. Why?
Your characters beat the shit out of each other while I just
kind of stood in the corner and was like, hey guys, guys.
And that was it. Well, me, they is going to shoot
some finger guns at the new person they don't recognize and
then stand to the side and fold their arms with like a very
impatient like. A stubborn look on their face
and be like I vote Loki and just just stare there.
We can we can summon Loki. I was going to also suggest
let's summon another person that we had met from the real world
to see if that redownloads like updates the the like cat on
everything that the real person knows.
And that's when, in between you guys, it seems like almost in
the center, the Queen's guard. No, no, there's.
Gonna be an emergency. I can feel it.
No. No.
We must leave now. The sky is falling.
Wow. You must stop what you're doing
for fear of tearing this hole in the space.
But that's the goal. She just goes.
Sounds like you guys have been drinking a little too much of
that tea. I turned to her.
And I'm like, how do you know about that?
Which tea? What do you mean?
All the tea? I just meant it more so as the a
nicety to see you guys are all drunk as fuck.
Jesus, I just squawk really loudly and I scream out.
She's part of the simulation. I don't know what that is.
For some reason it's something you say.
I. We summoned Neo from the Matrix,
but my God Neo. Would go on to say I did want to
elaborate, you guys are overthinking this a little bit
much because these are literal just illusions inside this room
that have only any real stake in this reality in that room.
So anything you summon there isn't the real version of what
you're talking about. It's it's just a copy.
So to say, that's. Fine, I think I was explaining
that last time. But they know things.
Yeah, potentially. Wait.
Wait wait. Wait.
They would know the things that you know.
Could we summon the Red Dragon to see if we could find a weak
spot? We already did that.
That was a bad decision. Not end well, Nevermind.
Mood on and we made chicken Nuggets that night.
Did get quite crispy. Yeah, that was a that was a
rough fight. Yeah.
Black. Cock.
At that point to you do guys are are hearing the over the over
the announcements the the music kind of dies down for a second
and it it's the DJ just checking in here folks we're just gonna
give it a last call we're already late in the night here
it's almost early morning yeah so get your last drinks here got
one hour. Hangs up shit amping, amping
back up for the last. No, go ahead.
Oh, I was just saying the music was just amping back up for it
seems like the last little bit of the night.
I was gonna say, I imagine when I mentioned my idea of somebody
in the Red Dragon, the whole room who heard me.
Judders just. Nope.
Not I don't. Yeah, I don't know if if
anybody's paying attention or heard you.
Everyone at this club is very. Ohh, I think he means more so
than us. Like you in particular.
Yeah, because the rest of the yeah, the rest of the club is
very much just dancing around. Yeah, there's very much loud
music you guys are having to scream at each other to probably
understand this whole conversation.
Well, let's summon somebody either Loki if you want to talk
to them, or. One of us, if we want to pump
them for information, but what do we think?
I'm. In like Antiopolis.
So God, back to the start. Well, well that's true.
This versions, this worlds the simulations.
God. Ohh God.
My brain. Thinking too hard?
So we're gonna. Just do it.
Do it do. Set some in the admin.
I mean like I said, you guys are welcome to try and give your
hand at the at this at the kiosk here and she points to the side
of the wall. Just, you know, you gotta have
some sort of image that you're drawn into it and you've got to
have some sort of. Purpose.
You know in your mind the the image has to be there too, along
with any other will and intent behind it, and then the room
will does the rest. We should summon Craig.
Should summon Craig. I would love to see what?
Just to yell at him, He's a bear.
Oh. Anyway, while we're debating
this, I'm gonna turn around. I can't tell which which icon is
our new character. Oh so I'm gonna turn around and
get real excited cuz me May is real short.
May is OK me May is also halfling.
They are three foot one. I'm shorter.
I'm 3. Yeah, so.
But we're like on the same. And so I'm gonna, I shot you
some finger guns earlier, but I'm gonna.
Leave off my stubborn stance for a little bit.
I'm gonna shoot some more finger guns and like a wing oppo type,
like wave and mime is real quiet.
So I'm just gonna. I'm gonna say I'm mime.
I'm the captain. What's up?
Nice to meet you. I'm confused, but I'm here.
That should be the slogan of this campaign.
I felt like it was appropriate. That was great.
And for the evil campaign. Yeah, I'm drunk, but I'm here.
Yeah. So yeah, we live in a bar right
now. I feel like I'm gonna like this
other campaign too. Yeah, maybe it's just gonna nod
and just. Look.
You cut out there. Ohh yeah, just get a nod and not
really do much else. Kind of look around and wait to
see what everyone's doing. Rural who is 1/4 cat who is
outside now there's now four of them kind of all wrestling on
the ground will pop up and walk up to you and say ohh hello you
are new. My name is Rural.
These are my siblings, Hi. Have you?
Is there anyone you would like to talk to in the world?
Oh my God, she saw the other cats appear on.
The mask. Hello, Everybody's there.
As this is happening, Frederick is going to look for like the
exit because he has had enough of.
Lights and is just ready to get out of this place.
You can definitely tell the main entrances to the South Down
here. Yeah.
There seems to be a slug person that's slowly moving in front of
it though. And slugs you can.
You can see they just moved past the second door.
There's two doors, though, that exit.
You step outside in the fresh night air and it's as soon as
the door closes behind you. All the music and everything in
the inside seems to just be silenced, as if there's some
sort of magic keeping it all in. There's a little bit of the
lights that are making out some of the cracks of window or door
every now and again, but it's very minimal.
It's very quiet. You see the fresh first rays of
of daylight coming over the horizon though too.
So we just pulled an all nighter.
But it's last call, so we need to make a decision.
Let's summon a God. But which one?
Let's do let's do Loki, because somebody had specific intent for
that. Otherwise, we're just going to
be like, hi, are you God, would you like to sit down and have a
drink? It's last call.
Can you tell us? Things Am I real?
Is this the matrix? Is this real life?
And then he Are you real and? Then he answers, define real.
So are. Is anyone going to step up to
the plate? Step up to the kiosk Someone's
gotta draw. I mean, is that like, does
anybody else want to summon Loki?
I mean, I'm interested. I have no idea why, but let's do
it. I have zero opinions.
I am just here. I'm still stuck on like the idea
of drawing Loki. It's easy, I mean.
Give him long black hair and a green outfit and top.
Depict him in chains. Marvel, Loki.
I mean Loki as as he appeared in the other campaign, as as Mom,
they would have seen Loki. Mimi's remembrance of Mama's
memories of Loki in Minneapolis. Inception.
Listen, I didn't set this. Up reception.
It's fair. It's getting complicated guys.
I like the Marvel version of Loki instead, and he has no idea
what the fuck's going on. That's.
Tom Hiddleston I wouldn't complain about that.
Be like hi, you like cock. I'm funny.
So who's the doing what? So Mimi will walk up and draw
Loki as they remember from Momma's memories.
And definitely will remember or recognize that he did not
deliver promises that he made or the deal they had.
And so we'll definitely draw him as he was before he was freed,
so very much like unable to move and tortured.
Okay, harsh. Preserved.
Roll me a. Performance for that drawing and
you're going to want to roll me in addition to that, I'd said
something last time, but I'm history is the thing that's
coming to me right now. I don't.
I don't know if that was right or not, but I knew it was a
double roll for this. History my.
Ends right. 19 on the history.
I remember what he looks like real well.
I can't really draw great. I'm sure you can make it work.
He's gonna be a stick figure. I understand what I'm talking
about, I just can't explain it to you.
Story of my life. I know, right?
You. He had a pretty good drawing
going, actually. He's on a slab.
He's chained to it. It looks like those those are
all very clear. You get the loops of the chain
and everything like that. But you also remembered like a
snake that was dripping poison on him while he was was trapped
there. And it kind of looks more like a
noodle that's dripping spaghetti sauce with some, like meatballs
as the stalactites that it's holding onto.
So you you get a little distracted and your intent goes
slightly awry and that's what's appearing in the room as in all
stretched out in full full glory of of Loki, but which is a good
five 10/15/20 feet of of person in the room and straight out on
across the the table where the crystal was.
The crystal seems to be submerged inside of him somehow
and he's chained to the floor and he's struggling inside the
room like. What the?
Hell the snake Go spaghetti sauce.
I can only imagine that you're drawing of low key is like the
drawing of the like famous horse, where like the back half
is like does he look like just like the drawing?
He he looks like intended from Mime's perspective at the and
anyone else that has memory of Loki through their perspective
characters. But he's very much more relaxed
than you remember him in posture because there isn't a snake
dripping poison on him. Should be more pleasant.
And you can't. He doesn't seem to notice anyone
currently, you know, outside of the doorway.
He's just kind of like things. He's worries.
Sorry, George. I said it's been a long time
since he hate he's enjoying the spaghetti sauce.
Although eventually I feel like the acidity of the spaghetti
sauce is gonna do the same thing as the snake poison.
But a brand? That's neither.
Here. They're there.
Yeah. Good shit, we may.
It's gonna look pretty happy with themselves and just like.
You like a Butler, like stand in the doorway and like motion
inside. Well, I'm not going in there,
says the Queen's Guard. And I think I told you that if
you die in there, you could die in the.
Here, meme's just going to shake their head, implying that the
guard is missing golden opportunity.
I'm gonna wander in drunkenly. I died once, Let's see what
happens this time. And I just, I'm sorry, is this
person a bloody mess? It looks like, yes, they that
they've been being mauled by poison beforehand, like it been
dripping on their face, melting their face and a good portion of
their torso. But it doesn't.
It does seem to be slowly coagulated or healing.
Of some sort. No, he's just covered in
spaghetti sauce. Yeah, spaghetti sauce.
Well, I'm just gonna hop up on their leg and start, like,
walking down their torso to their face.
Hello there chicken. Yeah, this will go great with
the spaghetti sauce. You just walk a little bit
closer over here and I just. I just squat down without out of
reach of him. Like, Nope, Nope.
Been through this once. That's.
How everyone reaction to chicken is the exact same.
I'm gonna eat it. Also it's like hello chicken
question mark. And I eat this chicken.
I feel like you're also the person who talks to everyone for
some reason. Well, I feel like I can get away
with a lot because I'm a chicken.
I'm like, who's gonna suspect the chicken of doing nonsense?
Nobody. It's a chicken.
So guess what I'm gonna do? Nonsense.
Now I can only imagine the 007 intro, but instead of the music,
it's box. And it's like a chicken doing
the whole thing. It's beautiful, yeah.
Yes. It's very much stuck in my head
now. Thanks, that was great imagery.
So you just you're just pecking like at around his torso like a
chicken, pretending to be a chicken or what?
You. Doing No, I just got up there
and I'm just gonna, like, squat down, like sit down and just
stare like visual eye contact without saying anything.
I'm gonna try to be an intimidating chicken.
Questions Were we going to ask this guy Mommy?
We get out of hell. Ohh, that's Wait, we're not in
hell. I mean, I mean, not like the
royal we. That's what he that's what you
say to him. I'm guessing just you walk into
the room. How do we get out of hell?
He would be going. Well, miss?
Madam, I'm not real sure, Sir. OK.
Is this a chicken on me? Is this your chicken?
I'm sorry. It's very distracting.
Well, see, he looks around and he goes.
I really don't know how to answer that question.
I've been chained here for quite some time.
I don't even really honestly know how to tell you where.
Where we are in hell. In the simulation In the
simulation right now in a painting in a Lego set.
Are you walking into the room? Then to or?
Olson is explaining. Yeah, I'll follow.
I'll follow her. And hi, I'm a cat.
I'm gonna follow the cat. He seems tied up so as long as
we stay out of his reach. And he just goes, OK then.
Seems like we're bringing the whole farmyard along.
You got anymore friends that you want to bring in I?
Wish I Yeah, hold on. I put my head out and then my
siblings come in. Well then.
We're all. The whole litter.
What was your question? Again, that was still very
distracting. We're trying to escape this
reality. And and other How would you
escape a reality with hell or or heaven or aliopolis or alcohol
and hard drugs? I have many things for that, but
none of them you're going to like.
Meme is just going to stare at them, not kindly.
So he looks. At the.
Chicken and the half flinging, staring at him intently and
goes, OK then, well, you could offer to, you know, untie me
first, then maybe be a little bit more kindly to your guys.
Did. That we really can't.
You're literally an illusion. Sure, sure, We're all illusions
here, he. Was I put my hand through it?
Can I put my hand through like his foot or something?
You put your hand on his foot and it feels very solid.
Ohh. He's that's right.
We were damaging the other. Yeah, me.
And Mate's gonna look at him and be like, listen, we've been
there. We've done that.
We freed you and you did not. We we didn't get out of hell.
Well, that sounds like me all right, you know.
Gonna get a raw deer sometimes. Where?
Where would you go if you were freed?
Where would you go next? The bar.
Yeah, that. I'm down with that.
Which which bar? Cuz we're in a bar and you're
not there. Well, technically there is a bar
surrounded by witches, but that's beside the point.
And I'm also not here. I'm just communicating.
Ohh. Right, right, right, right.
I'm just communicating through the torque at this point.
He does look around a little bit more, even confused because it
probably would have came through the torque you would probably
you. You probably realize while
you're standing outside you can use intent you find to listen in
through the torques to somebody who isn't stopping you from
listening in anyways. Moving on, he goes.
What Bob would I choose? And he, like, tries to move his
hand from the manacled position to his chin and he's like, ah,
so inconvenient. Me messing, look at him and just
say sucks to suck. I'd probably, I'd probably go on
a bit of a crawl personally. It's been quite a while, you
know, the the, the full Tour de France.
Yeah, but where? Probably.
I'm sure Asgard has quite a bar. It does in.
Indeed, good Sir, but unfortunately I'm not very
welcome there. I'd have to fight my way through
a good bit of folks, so probably not there.
Can you shape shift though? Not in this current form,
unfortunately. These manacles are very well
holding me. Oh, that's unfortunate.
I'm gonna step kind of behind him, out of his, out of his
sight, and just kind of gesture to the others with my knife in a
stabbing motion. Question Mark.
I I'm gonna just I I imagine it's like fab fab rug.
Mommy. Yeah, that's exactly what I just
did in real life. Mommy is just gonna nod
enthusiastically, like, very much, yeah.
I'm gonna nod, too, just still sitting, like down on the score.
So I'm gonna nod to this like, Yep, Yep.
Alright, I mean, I can make one attack, one sneak attack, but I
don't know if. How you guys wanna do this?
If we wanna all like genders, generally line up behind them
and be like 1-2, three or hold on, I'm coming.
Like I I kind of wanna do like we're gonna ask you one more
time and and that way like he doesn't see the threat and then
when he doesn't answer then we just stab him.
Sure, if we're in the room, there's a threat.
Ohh. We are threatening.
Are there cannons on a doune? Yes.
Yeah, yes. Can we go get one?
Also, Josh DM Question. I just became a hex blade.
Can I make my pack weapon a cannon?
I feel like I've had this discussion before.
What you have probably with me. Yeah, you might have to let me
read through that one. Yeah, that's fine.
To answer your question because I don't fully understand the
context. Yep.
So theoretically in D&D if you roll high enough, you can do
anything. Sure.
I mean he. He natural 20 is always the best
scenario. Not necessarily that you
automatically can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my character is fairly large. Can I pick up?
I don't know if it's gonna come off of a Duna's.
Not that you can't lift it. I feel like there's some, like,
magical reason why it wouldn't come off a duna's deck, right?
Because a Duna is not a normal ship.
Ask politely, I guess. Yeah, she might give it to you
if you ask, but I don't think you could take it forcefully.
I mean, obviously this can be overruled by the DM, but my
feeling is that. We would never take it for the
good campaign. Can we just summon a cannon?
I mean. Can I draw one to use thing?
The chalkboard outside. Yeah, that's true.
Let's draw a cannon. Wait, wait, wait.
Can you just draw an anvil above?
Above. Over right.
I feel like that should work. Your question about picking up
cannons there are like 6000 to 8000 pounds, so that would
probably be a hard no, just just after some quick.
Yeah, thank you Google. Really.
An average? Like I feel like that.
Yeah, they have to have, well, they have to have the mass to
counteract the 30. To yeah. £40 the the 30 to 40
pound balls that they're shooting through the air, right?
I mean, we could just do like regular old attacks.
I know stabbies but. Stabbies are fun, not.
Much of God Stabber and we just tried to fight a baby dragon and
failed. So.
We could do the We think we need something.
Yeah. What about like a like a good
oldfashioned guilt interaction would be nice.
Just a oldfashioned French guillotine, right?
Go back to basics. I'll just put it like right at
his head and he can't escape. So it's just like, alright,
answer our questions, why don't? That's very effective.
Why don't we? But it would have to be some
sort of like God killing material.
Well, what if we make it a pendulum, so it just slowly like
creeps down as it swings much more?
Now we're getting maniacal. It is.
This isn't a huge room we're getting also.
That gives him time to react and well, he's chained down.
What is he going to do? I don't know.
We we chained down a wizard the other day and the OR a witch the
other day and she blew us up with a fart.
You just hear him too, listening in in the conversation,
apparently, because he just starts going.
Like Whistle, I don't know if I came through or not, but he's
just whistling like the Jeopardy himself.
How do you know that sock in his mouth put.
A Dick in his mouth put a Dick pillow in his mouth.
I put a a big pillow in his mouth.
There you go. Perfect.
So you can't count. We're doing something you need
to not interrupt. Alright, you reached through the
portal, pulled out. Of.
The table we could drop, the magic table on him.
The DMS table that I that I picked up at the start of the
game, which I'm surprised we didn't do that this time.
On a doune? Don't.
I have a giant God table.
Is it on a doune? Not a giant one, but a God
table. I'm pretty sure because that my
siblings were sleeping on it at the start of the session and
that was made by a God. So if we drop it on a God, that
would probably work. Just beat another God down with
another God's body. I mean, why not?
Another God's furniture. I'm gonna go grab it.
Actually I'll have somebody who's strong help me cuz I'm not
a strong character who here. I am also not a strong.
Strong person. I feel like there's one.
Or magic? Does anybody have magical means
to levitate things? Well, don't we have a Isn't
Warren or Frederick? Aren't you a strong character?
Somebody was just asking about picking up a cannon.
Yes, that I am I. Think so?
Perfect. Dude, will you help us?
I wasn't paying attention. What are we doing?
So I realized we have on a doune.
A I was, I was fearing. I was fearing how to kill a God,
right? Because we failed trying to kill
a baby dragon. But on a dune we have a table
made by a God with a seal. So I figure if we kill him with
that, that would work. I think that's a material.
I thought we had a conversation about how we couldn't take
things from the ship. No, that was just cannons.
This. Isn't of the ship.
Yeah, this was mine. But like, I brought it onto the
ship. Like the penis pillows.
All right, so. That would I.
That's what I think We just beat him to death of the God table.
I mean, I feel level up. I feel like it's worth trying.
Table yeah. Beat him down with the table I
the, the I have a very vivid image of my head of Frederick
beating Blokey to death with a table and it's very funny.
Make it happen. Yeah, you can make your dream
come true right now. Go get that table.
Did they close the portal? No, we.
Got. No, yeah, it's still open there.
How did I okay? I guess I just So what do you
do? I guess I'll walk through and
pick up the table or try to, OK. You walk through, you look very
confusedly at the table on how to pick it up, only because it's
seems extradimensional and it kind of hurts your brain to look
at. You know the sometimes it has
extra legs, sometimes it's upside down, sometimes it's
sideways. But you just kind of close your
eyes, shake your head and grab for it, and it feels like it's
in your hands. Just their strength.
I don't even think you would need to roll strength.
It feels like just as heavy as a normal table would and that your
physical capacities, your what's your there isn't like a passive
strength, but what's your your your strength is pretty high if
I remember correctly. What's it at 20?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no problem.
So it's in your hand. I walked back through.
Now I'm just carrying a table through the nightclub.
Yep. That's by me.
Through the nightclub that looks extra dimensional in nature.
Will it fit through the door? Ohh, it's perfect for this
nightclub. And it does go through the door,
no problem, because it's a easily easy you gotta turn it a
little bit. On its one corner or whatever to
get it around as you're coming around the edge of it, but
otherwise easy peasy. Loki looks up at you, shackled
on the table or mostly on the floor.
I guess it lifts his head up and goes, well, that's unfortunate.
Yeah. Jim Beard How do I roll to
attack someone with a table? Provide his weapon.
Yeah, you can roll. It's a under actions that action
in combat it's called improvise which is I can tell you whatever
you want to roll there. So I I would say that should you
do, you'd probably just be doing your for you would basically be
like an an arm strike. You're not proficient in tables,
so. Make it a scale.
I'm not the Dudley Boys. I'm not proficient in tables.
I mean, yet you're not proficient in tables yet.
I should have left that led with that.
Feel like there's not enough Fresh Lane fans to understand
that? Whomp.
AA14 would hit Loki, restrained
as he is and. Sorry, this might be just like,
the best weapon you've ever found, right?
Go ahead and take the Tavern Brawler feat and profit.
Whoa, that's a lot of things. I was just about 25 damage.
You see him though as it would strike him it just and he goes
goes, Ow, that was unpolite of you.
Oh. That hurt in a little bit extra
dimensions than I was expecting. Well then, seems you found a God
like weapon of sorts. I'm also gonna make sure I'm out
of the way, like I don't want to get hit with the table.
Answer our questions where I hit you in the Dick.
My. Shock.
I think I'm gonna. No, I'm not.
Yeah. Weaponize the table.
I just imagine I'm standing with my eyes closed because I can't,
like, comprehend the table. He looks around and he goes, OK,
what? What's your question there guys?
This is jerk you ask? Again, you have abandoned
friends of ours in hell. How do they find you and or get
out? I would say that to most of my
deals I hold true to a certain point.
If you'd made a deal with me, it more than likely means that it
will come to fruition. I just.
Be a little squarely on exactly how and when.
That's not an answer. But but if.
You waited until it was like after they were dead.
The pen doesn't quite hit, you just miss like his his thigh as
you're trying to reorie and and your eyes closed.
Does he hit the What's the artery in the thigh?
The femoral artery. No, wait, wouldn't just be at
advancement because he's prone and restrained.
But he's got his eyes closed, so I'm kind of like.
Ah, that's true. It's like a pinata.
I would love to see this in a comedy skit.
Saturday Night Live beating down low key.
So does that answer your question?
I I thought it would. Apparently this one doesn't
think so because he keeps trying to hit me.
But. Does not.
Well, we're going to kill. Yeah.
OK. Well, I guess I need some more
context because I'm not the low key that you think that I am.
How? Would you know that?
Hold on, how about instead of how do they how they get out,
Why don't you give us a rundown on every floor of hell as far as
you understand it so that we can give this information to them.
I. Like them?
Give. Us more information.
If you can't get us, if you can't get them out right away,
let's. Give them as much info as they
can take. Wait a minute.
Why are we helping our Hell Counterparts?
Because we're all just characters in a simulation, and
the real enemy is the giants who control us.
Someone said some in God this is the good campaign.
Mime is aware of another person's, if you wanna be that
you know uncaring existence and pain and frustration and
struggles and MIME understands that pain and.
You know, there's an opportunity.
Nobody stopped me. So here we are.
Yep. Now we're gonna do.
Well, I don't know if you know or not, but apparently I will
start from the beginning at the very least that I can think of.
You've got the first level. We may just gonna just like plop
down on the ground Indian style and like put their hands in
their lap and just like stare up at him like a little kid at
reading time. Do we have, do we have the the
torque from the evil campaign because we could length the men.
Right now it's on Flint, who's on the boat, I think.
Or no? Is he still in the club?
Do I have anything? He would have been.
I put him on just a different layer because he's not here
tonight. But OK, if you wanted to say
that he was just listening in, I would.
That, that or we can just grab the torque from them.
While he's dancing. It's Thomas Flint is in the
other campaign, Right Thomas? Has it?
Yes, Yeah. They have each other's torques
is what it is. Yeah, so either way we'll I'll,
I'll rawl quick, go grab that and bring it in and turn to the
new character and just be like I forgot your name again, sorry.
But you could see how crazy this shit is.
It's Zonora. Yeah, but honestly, I've stopped
questioning. Then Zonora, it's nice to meet
you. I apologize, right.
I will tap it. Hello, are you guys there?
No one can come to the phone right now.
I guess we could leave just the really long extended message for
them, record the whole thing that's happening right now.
Yeah, we'll just, I'll just hit record or leave the phone on.
Off I think. Why, after you tap on it and ask
if somebody's there, I can imagine Flint being like like
grunting and being like, who the hell is this?
Because he expects to only hear Thomas who listen.
He's tired of seeing Turtle Butt Hole.
That's that's all right. Warren in the background asking
about more drinks. Is that isn't that what Warren
and Flint are doing? Is depending on when the
timeline is. Yeah, I was going to say they
were currently, they would find themselves in a very, very
different situation where they left slip off, but you guys were
probably passed out. So I think the message thing was
more appropriate, honestly. All right, we'll just record it
and send it, send it to him, and then I'll have one of my
siblings also make a copy for ourselves.
Ow, paper and pencil. Got it.
All right. You're talking.
Like a million more recording of my song on your person.
Is everyone really? I guess It looks like you're all
settling down there. I could use a drink.
My lips quite arched myself. If I.
Help with telling the tale. Insight.
Making both. Of you.
I'm gonna mimic. I've seen a different one.
Do you hate him again or try to there, Frederick.
He's like, did you roll the natural one?
Yeah. Wait, where?
Where's Rlson? Maybe it's gonna walk like, lean
over, get up and walk over to Rlson and be like, get him a
drink, but just dump it on his head.
OK, let's go. Low key, but you hit.
You stub your foot with the table.
Then there Frederick and 26 points of damage, and you feel
as if this damage is. Like it's going worse than what
you would expect. Just the corner of the table
smacking you on the on a booted foot would feel like as if it
were somehow like it and but it fades very quickly and because
you're you're wondering whether or not it's going to come back
in in future events it seems like it it kind of made you
start questioning reality for a second.
I stuck my toe so bad I ascended.
He is one of the gods now to summon just.
His toe. He sums his toe and he
immediately goes deep, hoes and starts floating into the air.
Get him quick, time down. As you do so too, oddly enough,
you all hear. Almost as if a zimming sound
while Rawlson you step away to get the drink I presume and look
up because the sound seems to be groaning from above and this
giant coin seems to be seeping through the floorboard somehow
into the space of on top of where Loki's at the to the size
of Loki. So like a 20 foot coin just
slowly lowering itself down towards Loki into the space.
And it's mostly reminisce or recognizable to Zenora, who
recently kicked the coin. And this looks like that coin.
Oh my God. It's a golden coin that is
emerging into the space slowly. It only looks like half of it's
made it through currently, but it's slowly coming into the
space and look, he goes, sorry, that's my bad, but but we may
want to make sure we're not in the way of that.
Okie dokie yeah out the yeah you.
Don't have to tell me twice. Slowly coming into the into the
room so it's not like it's like anytime soon.
Looks like you got plenty of time to ask your questions.
Perhaps you walk back in Rolson with the drink that you're going
to. You what you're gonna do?
Mommy's gonna hiss after. Dump it on his head.
Water board him. I mean, but he's cooperating.
Fuck him after me forgot. So me may just has this very
like bad taste regarding Loki in general.
The whole point of this was just to trying to help.
Mommy, right? Like like felt mommy's pain very
viscerally through these memories and like those faded
some very much understands that like mommy's in a bad spot
because of the guy. I'll I'll kind of like turn you
and be like I'll do it once we're done like we we need
information from this guy. I'll say it kind of like on the
down low or before I get in. Waterboarding's for after,
after. That's one way.
With attempts with the table I start doing like the pinata
thing where I'm like feeling with the table now.
Jesus. I'm gonna call it a little to
your left. I'll give him a little bit of a
drink and I'll be like, OK, you
can have more later once you tell us all the information
about the different layers of hell so that we can help our
friends there and. I'm imagining, I don't know what
you've actually done, but just a you're holding the cup, like in
front of his chin and he kind of leans forward into it and like
keeps dunking his tongue in it like a dog like.
Lapping. Ohh, That or a big like curly
straw. Yeah, like from the from the
club. That's like glowing and like, I
don't know. Invented straws.
So for this reality and for your filling in the gaps, I love it.
So we're gonna go with it's a it's a worm like that.
It's a living Twizzler. Yeah, to some degree.
That has a hole all the way through it that he's like, oh,
that's kind of weird, but yeah, bitch to it.
Wow, that was really easy. I should make some more of
these. I love if you patent that we we
yeah. Patent pending.
I love the. Idea of like a living twizzler
is a warm in this universe, but you can bite off both ends and
use it as a straw. Nice.
They're like, naturally, a hollow on the inside.
Yeah. Well, thank you for the drink.
The first things you're going to want to know is that there are
13 levels of Hell I. It's the last I heard anyways.
I was trapped on the third level of hell.
I think that's where we must find ourselves then.
So to get out of hell, oddly enough, usually you have to go
down through the levels. And also, more unfortunate as it
were, unless you are a God or a transdimensional being, you are
unfortunately trapped into that design of a maze.
There's not much. Anyone can do besides making
themselves a transdimensional being or you know, a God.
Is it worth or or you know making deals with God levels
that have that sort of power. Unfortunately, and I don't think
the other one of me would have told you this, I can only
presume you're dealing with another one of me because I I am
here and you're talked about me as if I there's been another
one. So anyways, yeah, he must.
You're an illusion. OK, sure, yeah he he must have
lied to you and told you that he could get you out, but he
probably did his best. I would only presume he sent you
as far ahead in the in the the confusion labyrinth that is the
levels of hell. So the of the 13 you've got the
first one, which is limbo. Pretty pretty tame there.
Quite a lot of loneliness and nothing.
It's pretty pretty, actually, where I like to spend my
weekends if I can, but you know, can't do that now.
And he rattles the chains. And then you've got the second
level, which is lust, you know, souls here, an endlessly blown
spiraling wind away from each other with no means of
satisfaction that I don't like that one so much.
Then you've got gluttony. They're all suffering in the
cold. That seems just like home to me.
Where I came from, it's a cold, endless sea.
It's pretty pretty tame there personally too.
Then you go to greed. Ooh yeah, I wouldn't want to
hang out there if I were personally.
Me either though. You consumed in a smolting metal
pit. Metal mult, mult, gold
everywhere. Souls are just streaming and
agony everywhere. Quite quite annoying.
You have reached the maximum length of call to extend call.
Please add 2 gold pieces. Hold on one second, guys.
Bolts is a lot. Does anyone have?
Any gold on them? Oh God, it's.
A magic item. I pull gold out of my bag,
drunkenly. Thank you.
I put 2 gold to do it or I just press it to the bag.
I don't know how this. It just absorbs right into it
with like a a small. And your call can continue.
That was alarming. Can I keep going?
I guess. Now you can.
OK, OK, well, I think I was on greed.
That was actually just just below us here on the third level
where we were in gluttony. Yes, where my brothers stuck me.
Guess I was being a bit too gluttonous with my enjoyment of
their suffering, Schadenfreude and all is great.
Anyhow, greed being the 4th level consumed in a Molten's
fiery gold pit, you've got the anger.
Fifth level of hell. Anger.
Endless battles of Wailing Souls placed in a murky swamp.
Then you've got six level of heresy entrapped in flaming pit.
7th level violence drowned in a lake of boiling blood. 8th level
fraud. Pit of darkness.
Ceaseless beatings. Kind of fun there.
Ninth level Satan. Yeah, Sexy Satan.
He's down there. He's frozen.
He's been a trophy. One of many Polis champions.
He almost had him out. That's why he's on the ninth
level. He was easily be being able to
traverse between there and Taret's normal plane.
Then you just got some real dark, dirty nasty ones in
between there and Manny Polis. 9th level of Satan, Sexy Satan.
Then you've got the 10th level of just maggots decay.
It's also, though, an oddly neutral place, somehow ruled by
a weird being there too. 11th level defense with mountains and
trees. But it's a you're pretty much
ever running down the mountain, being chased by boulders with
blades and whirling blades. It's, it's.
It's. Also, a lot of smashing the 12th
level, you got Avicii. It's the most the hell reserved
for the most grievous sins. There are full of page souls
that are some over 200,000 years old in these puzzle cubes that
if you were to let out, you would probably destroy all that
is Horus. And all and such.
And that's the last level standing in between the the
Manny Polis who resides on the 13th level, did you?
Quite beautiful there, I've heard.
Do you say sexy Satan can go from the 9th level to tariff.
Yeah, he can get straight out. To be able to do that before he
was frozen as a trophy from some some other God before he was
trapped. So we just have to thaw him.
I have another question. What is an interdimensional
creature? Because we have this plate which
is a pocket dimension. Is OK.
That sounds interesting. What would happen if everyone
got into this pocket dimension and say we had an extra
dimensional encounter with someone else from somewhere
else? And we just give this item to
them. I.
Would they bring the item back to their realm?
I would only presume, but usually such things only work in
a two way interaction, so I would guess that they would
probably exist wherever that portal takes them.
But I don't think that if you had given that thing to the
other person, then you no longer have access to that other other
place. In a dimensional travel is
rather tricky like that. You'd probably need a three-way
portal. If we wanna maintain access to
hell, right? Yes, I mean in theoretically in
this discussion that we're having currently.
It seems to be going well too because I haven't been hit with
the table again. Hit him with the table.
Just remind. Don't let him play about the
table. That's a.
Better one, a 19 that definitely hits and you're you're still
eating fruit for that groin area this time.
Yep. It's, it's.
Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully that one isn't as bad
as I did for Did one of my other brothers over and tied his nuts
to a goat? I was talking.
Hilarious. I Should we draw a goat?
That does sound hilarious. All right, so now we've got a
list of all the different levels of hell, and we know that Sexy
Satan has a way out on the 9th floor.
Are we done with the torque message?
I think so. Mommy, before you turn it off,
it's gonna be like hi. Good luck guys.
Hope this helps. Bye.
Thanks for using collect call feature on your torque brought
you to you by Torque tech subsidiary of Long Com.
Remember, any breach of terms of service will reap damnation on
your immortal soul. Oh, good.
Well, I know we got that message at the end.
Yeah, that was helpful information for the other guys,
just moving both campaign, right?
Along listen. We'll see what happens.
Speech is a really tough thing. Hey man, the game's getting
meta. Great.
Should we beat him to death now? Yeah, let's get that.
Wait, wait, wait. I thought, you're gonna let me
out, or at least have me more some more of that drink.
Oh yeah, here, you can have the rest of the drink.
I pour it on his head, beat him to death.
I cast Fireball on his head. I begin stabbing him in the
head. Just stab them in the head.
Gosh, is that liquor flammable? Probably 15.
The 14 would hit, yeah, the 12th would not, it looks like.
Can I place the table on his face and then just jump up and
down on Ohh geez. 16 Fire day Multiply that by four liquor and
you guys are starting to create a bit of a fire on his head and
then the backside of that room there is he shaking his head
like. 60. Four damage.
He's not dead yet. You definitely see him still
screaming with his head on fire. Yeah, Mimi's gonna cast guiding
bolt. I'm helping.
I'm trying to cut it down to this table.
Keep trying to hit, keep trying, which I'm guessing doesn't.
Hit What was the? Degree 11 to hit 11 No.
No. OK then I'm gonna pull out my
dagger and go stabby stab with everybody else.
That's 26 to hit. I'm like that'll.
I gotta start again and that's that's where I was going to go
back with the table there too. I wanted to ask are are you like
flipping it over on on its face and then jumping on it where the
legs are or because like his face would be under the table
and the legs would be over top of him like he's he's not that
far off the ground. Yeah, I was gonna say flip it
over and like, hold on to the table and do like, OK.
I mean, I could just hit him with the table.
No, the 17 hit, the 17 hits. I was just, I was just trying to
get some context here is all. I think we were doing.
Yeah, I think we're doing those. So now we're gonna do these.
Yeah, that that that mats out, right.
That's 67 damage. Everyone get on the table.
We all climb on the tape. Yeah.
To look we'd all form the we're all.
Sitting in the corner. Sure, this is your new weapon?
Mimas. This is your new weapon.
Mimas gonna look over and be like you'll understand one day
and like climb up and start jumping on the table.
I'm just clutching Frederick's shoulder and I'm just, like,
clucking away madly. Like yeah, you guys, it can can
roll that for me if you want it it's it's five D 20s for each of
you that is jumping on the table you.
Might even for me. That's what you just rolled
right. Yeah.
I would say even for for you cat because The thing is with it is
that you're you're adding to it as well as Hugh Rahlson, but.
It's the intention the yeah it it and the fact that the table
itself is a little. William the Bastard That's the
most accurate title I've seen. Ohh wait, so we're All rallying
5 D 20s? Yeah, yes, We're just gonna
murder this. Ohh I thought that was with a
table a D20 for each of us. This is No 5 totals for each.
Ohh shit. That's a lot.
Yeah. How do I even roll that?
You guys all. A new weapon, Baharash.
So. Oh, this is Frederick.
They're. Maybe the coin, too.
Yeah, it's a big dude hitting somebody with a big weapon.
So. Unless this guy has a lot of
health, I think he's dead. You guys here a solid crunch
after you guys all jumped on him, But you pull the table
back, Frederick, and you get a good bit of blood and gore on it
that you see. But he's still kind of moving
around, especially his arms and his legs are kind of twitching.
And he's like and that's when when you guys step back, you
realize the coin is less than inches away from you and almost
outside of the rest of the ceiling.
And as you step back off the table and pick it up out off of
him, it slides the rest of the way with his solid and slices
him down the center all the way from.
I did the fish and kill. Hell yeah.
No. Murdered with currency,
capitalism wins again, and at that point you win.
You Remember Me May being the only one that has one of these,
I think still at this particular time a a ring of resizing.
I do. I have 3 that you have in your
possession. Well. 3 blue rings of reasonable
size, Yes. Do you remember what to do that?
Yeah. So anything I pick up
immediately changes to be a size that is like easy for me to
carry. Make.
A cannon. Yeah.
Who? Yeah, I was gonna say.
Who wasn't? I could make a cannon.
I'm hoping to make a cannon into my packed weapon.
Put out whenever you want. And I've got three brothers to
help me load it. So, all right, So what is this
coin? I'm gonna turn to the new
character. I'm so sorry I don't your name.
I will get it one day, I promise.
Which I guess that should change to being me May.
I have to see it written down. It's in the, it's in the
discord. OK, Zenora, there it is.
OK, so I'm gonna look to Zenora. I'm gonna be like, what do
anything about this? No.
That's a very suspicious no. You elaborate on that.
No, please. Just say no again.
I actually thought about that and.
That is a valid answer. Either way, the coin seems very
valuable. It just cut Lucky in half, so
I'm gonna go try. I I don't know if I've been
wearing my ring of resizing this whole time or from like pulling
out. I'm gonna assume that they have
all I have. OK, I'm gonna walk over and just
try to, yeah, pick the coin up. And I'm assuming it's gonna
shrink not to the size of a normal gold coin, but to like
something I can hold to hand, yeah?
Shield it? Would it?
OK, with that idea in mind, yeah.
Then it would probably shrink down to something like you're
describing, which is probably about like what, 6 inches like a
buckler and I am. And to elaborate on the coin a
little bit, you were seeing actually an image on one side of
a what looks like you can only guess the tops of trees because
it's on the top of the coin with somehow looks like some spinning
like animated objects on on the center of it on an on the
backside seems to be only the bottom of a tree on as it's.
You could only assume that it's the backside because because it
the animated images that were on the front are kind of mirrored
onto the back. Interesting you have an extra
one of those rings I might be able to use.
We can negotiate. It's totally up to you.
There you are. We can negotiate this later.
Ask me about this later. Remind me later.
We will. We will talk.
We will discuss. All right.
OK. Low key is dead.
We now have information. We've done what we need to do.
Should we Should we? Exits.
So clean itself. Did we gain any?
Do we feel stronger? Yes, can't.
Move yes. I'm in desperate need of a nap.
It's morning guys. We should probably go to bed at
that, to the rest of the the the club seems to be closing down
for the night, the music is slowly stuttered out as you guys
are walking out into the into the hall and everybody's
groaning and muttering and zomboly walking out of the club.
Ohh wait should we turn the simulation into sleeping
quarters like we clean guard says to you as you're walking
out like and suggesting that well you could do that.
I I presume I I was going to say that we you could offer some
sleeping quarters here that on the House of course the queen is
queen will provide it's usually reserved for the you know the
top of the top of the VIP which you all are.
Maybe it's gonna look at her skeptical and be like, but how
comfortable are the beds? I mean, it's further down.
It's fairly comfortable. Fairly comfortable look at her,
Real skeptical. We also have boat rooms and beds
on the Iduna right I. Guess Iduna does like it when we
when we're there. She was very.
Nice. Maybe like one room so that we
can store the plate when we sleep on the plate.
Sweet. She just kind of raises an
eyebrow and goes. Well, in that case, I guess you
could have the master sweet, singular bed.
You won't be needing it this evening.
Mama, it's gonna give her some finger guns.
Well, just walk around here. She walks around the stages.
She knows through the crowd that's leaving, and excuse me,
Bevra groans the orc, just like moves out of the way that's
seems to be guarding the a backroom of sorts, and walks
through a curtained back into a back hallway, then looks back
out. Are you all following?
Oh, oh, sure, I. Can't move my.
I don't know what I did get stuck on the wall.
Probably I know. How about now?
Thanks. Yeah, and she leads the rest of
the crew around the to the into the into the main corridor and
then takes a right just this way.
Follow me. I'm waiting for the logjam of
the Rawsons to go down this. Quarter Which corridor lost
everybody? It's it's it's just pure chaos.
I don't even either. Where the heck?
Did you or upper on the the way up here?
Ohh. That's low key.
Through the. That's his.
Arm Yeah. I was like, that's a dismal hand
as you. Ohh, I see.
For whatever reason I can't either.
Yeah, any as you guys had left the room too, you would have
seen it just kind of reset and go just into another sitting
room with the crystal in front of it.
All the blood and everything just dissipates.
Oh too far. That's the bathing room though.
I would like to advise you use that perhaps to any get any of
that remnants of the guts blood that was on you off.
But right here, behind this door, she knocks on it and opens
it and leaves. A key in it that she pulls from
her skirts is the Queen's suite. Nice.
She's not here. No, she's in the Palace.
After the attack that happened in the club earlier, we decided
it was probably for the best that she, you know, be behind
the most protections, of course. And well, she was.
She was, yes, in the club earlier this evening.
You might have had a little bit too much to drink.
Don't. Worry.
We were in a fight. We.
Were fighting a dragon. I get the plate out of my bag.
I think that was like the the fight in the club was like
several months ago now. Yeah.
Yes, so the keys here in the door for anyone that wants to
take it. I will take my leave now and you
enjoy your days rest and I will be bought.
Be off to serve the Queen. I'm sure she'll be up and ready
for partying at any hour. She says that she's walking.
Away maybe it's gonna yell thank you and wave like roll
vigorously. Nice.
Whoever asked or mentioned my fitting title?
William. Bastard.
That's cuz my middle name's William and I was born out of
wedlock. Do you have dreams of conquest?
Only over those who I hate. Sounds like William.
Accurate. Well, no, guys.
I really liked killing that. God.
It felt really good. We should kill gods more often.
We should do it again. I get the plate out of my bag
and I attempt to spin it performance.
Still have to figure out what kind of experience to give for
that. Jesus.
We're like hardcore Asia. We don't.
We just, we kill gods. There's no gods to believe in.
It's like, oh this is the God, let's, let's kill it and then we
do. We're like, alright, point out
the next one. That would be an interesting BAD
campaign. I mean, that's what we're
essentially playing. I mean, yeah, yeah, to.
Become gods any way that you want.
This is D. D This is there is no no
allusion to the fact that you could do that anyways, yeah.
My character is kind of very religious.
I'm also surprised that you guys hadn't thought to just candidly
to kill Loki the first time. Instead, you just all, like in
the evil campaign are like, yeah, we're gonna free him.
So to be fair, Mommy, I have the same.
Although Mario was a big factor of that because she was in.
Mommy did not want to Mama. I just wanted to fucking kill
him and nobody listened. So, Warren.
Was more concerned about treasure than killing things
that's that's also fair. It's it's it's it's surprising
turns at every every corner. Though I'm not complaining just.
Explain. Why?
Why fight a boss when you can just avoid it?
Yeah, yeah, you're 16 succeeds. Do you wanna tell me how that's
spinning the plate there, Kat? I'm just gonna again hold up the
thick part of my wing and spin it on that and let the portal
activate that way right in the middle of the bed.
I imagine that a chicken being able to spin a plate would mean
like grabbing it with like all appendages and then like doing
some sort of like barrel roll. It's just an entirely acrobatic
performance by a chicken, and it spins up right on the bed off of
your wing float, starts floating in the air before it even
touches the bed. Perfect as it opens up, I'm
gonna walk through it. Dog pile on the bed.
Look at you. Don't say that.
That's offensive. It's a cat pile.
Only cats, sleeping piles. One big bed ohh Frederick
follows cat it sounds like. Yeah, we'll pile in.
Yeah. OK.
The Ralstons follow suit after. Yeah, me and Mae's going in.
I'm really excited to see Aduna. It feels like it's been a long
time, and Zenora very confusedly standing at the edge of the room
after our meeting and killing a God with these new people.
So I'm in danger. Literally.
That's how I've stood in every single room and then
accidentally. Kicked off the coin from the
table and killed Loki myself. So yeah, we all chuckle.
We're in danger. She kills gods with currency.
Glad she's on our team. The true enemy to any religion.
Money. Money.
So I'm assuming you walked then through to Sonora belatedly
then. Yeah, I'm, I'm probably the last
to follow most of the time. Do we have any more?
Rooms on Dune or are they all taken?
A DNA provides. Moment.
Yeah. Is is a dune A subliminal space?
You said that with a lot of emphasis.
I don't know what you mean. A subliminal space is like like
the back rooms, if you've heard of that.
Nope. It's like infinitely keeps going
on. A subliminal space is like a
space that has no like connection limitation.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not the DM.
Cuz I feel like. But but I would like a dune's
living though, right? Like a dune lives and like can
be altered and changed according to what they want.
Yes. Yeah.
Yes. So the answer to your question
is sort of yes, except for that it is limited in the shape of
the bottle that it's in currently as you.
As a tiny little schooner, and now as a full size.
We wanna make her a flying ship. Don't forget that's that's all
very, very candid. Because yes, that is the
ultimate goal of Adune. And as you guys all walk onto,
well, I've got to get another Whirlson out here.
I say I'm not there yet. Adune is very ohh wait wait,
found it. I gotta zoom in.
And I could've gotta do these one of these numbers here.
And cat is somewhere to. Ohh, there's a note from Zeff.
Have we looked at this? Yes, Zeff.
Zeff left a while ago. That's right.
That but you would have seen newly a note on neps door that
stated he was going to go. He was leaving the party to this
party to continue the party that is life and keep partying.
As Nip's moral philosophy kind of scribbled on his barrel Fort
door over baby, it's gonna read it and just shake their head.
Otherwise you you know that some of the rooms have been taking,
some of the rooms are not. That's why Baharash and Wisteria
are outside of rooms, because they didn't know whose rooms
were what, Claimedly. I was gonna say oh Oh no.
And. I think.
I forget, did I get everyone, Did I get everyone here though?
That's here today? Yeah, yeah, there's mine.
That's right. I have the.
Everybody can see the carpet. And a Dounay would greet
everybody, though, as you guys come through.
Who? Welcome.
Back, I'm gonna scream. Relatta dune.
How are your fish friends? Oh, they're lovely.
They're just floating around being fishes.
Some of them are cleaning my hole as we speak.
It's quite relaxing actually. Oh, good.
I appreciate that. By the way.
Are you happy now? As happy as you can be in the
bottle. That would be the end of it,
yes. As happy as I can be in the
bottle, I can't wait to be out into the open seas again.
Or the. I think you mentioned something
about flying. Yes, before and I would love
that too. We are working on it, Iduna and
I'm gonna walk over and just like like lovingly stroke the
the wall my room around the door.
You just all hear. A.
I can't get it to come through, but a purr throughout the boat
that's kind of like emanating from it.
When we say flying ship, are we talking like magic flying ship
or are we talking about we like attach giant balloons and have
like a hot air balloon ship? It was my impression that it
would be like like magic flying. Yeah, that's kind of what I was
thinking as well. But we have yet to see.
Yeah, there are flying ships in in port at the wherever we were.
I I could see it on the map but I can't pick up what the name of
it was. You do know though, going into
Sorcer teams you had seen some Zephyr ships.
I, IE the those that have big balloon sorts of things and I
was. Answering They were Zephyrs, so
maybe it would be a balloon. A magic balloon?
Yeah, I mean, either way, Aduna would be able to control it as
if it's a balloon. A balloon shape has a bottle.
No out of the bottle. I don't remember how she got
into the bottle to begin with, but.
But the balloon that's on top of her, like above her, could be in
the shape of a bottle. I think it was what he meant.
Just anesthetic. Choice but.
Yeah, if we fill the bottle with helium and then bring it to A,
then we couldn't be in the. Bottom We made a we made a deal
with the Queen to get to turn it into a flying ship.
We just have to go talk to the dragon, but we have to talk to
the dragon. I thought we had to like, defeat
the dragon. No 'cause we wanted to make a
deal with it to create some sort of industry.
If I remember correctly, and I'm vaguely remembering this, OK.
Exchanged breaths. That's right.
Have a room. Does who?
Ralston. No, they've just been kind of
sleeping out in these open areas, which is kind of like the
crew area here on the pillows. It's.
Just covered in penis pillows, yeah.
Are we going to clean up these pillows at some point or are
these just like here now? They're here now.
We'll kick them into a corner and I don't know what you mean.
By very happy to see a dune clean up.
I agree her. Yeah.
And. I mean maybe maybe once a once a
dune is free, she can make like a lounge room.
Maybe not in like the middle of the floor.
I like the idea of just like piling them into a corner.
Sure, we'll we'll neatly stack them.
Any particular area? Yeah.
Probably maybe like over here. Baha.
Just out of the way Baha rash just in.
Front of them to work. Oh, oh, never mind.
Then. Like, yeah, cute.
That's where I was gonna go over there.
Just somewhere. Just somewhere out of the way,
Wisteria and Baharash's tokens are different.
They're just sleeping. That's fair.
But yeah, up against the wall there.
So I think the plan is we we sleep and then we make our way
towards the dragon, right? Yeah, I would say that's the
next step in our plans because we partied with the Queen after
she gave us the plan that she wanted us to pursue so.
Do we have any shopping needs while we're in the city?
I think we've gotten everything right.
Frederick might need something. I have all.
I don't know what Frederick's been doing, but I have all kinds
of fun stuff in my inventory now that I remember pick it.
I have pretty empty, but I'm also newish.
I. Got mugged it's.
Not in my. Do you have like basic gear?
Isn't. Isn't.
Nora in my bag. Are you weighing in on any of
this? Too.
You don't know. Anything of what these people
are talking about right now. Yeah, no.
Zenora doesn't feel like she has a place to weigh in on any
options. She should sound up here.
Yeah, I feel like a Dounay would definitely say something.
I was just gonna say if Frederick's though taking the
lead, go ahead. Just to fill you in, the reason
I've complained is that my worst half stole all my shit.
And a doune would also chime in though, of saying, well, I think
I was telling you earlier something of these this dragon
though too, that they've talking about.
You might want to prepare yourself for that.
It's a it's going to be a harrowing Tasker here, a doune.
They are planning to. A doune what do?
You know about dragon, So the very like, usually quiet meme is
now just like like Bff's with the doune, right?
There's no more quiet. It's like, oh Doune, what do you
know about Dragons? What can you tell us?
I was. I mean, I just know what has
been transpiring in and out as you guys have been drunkenly
stumbling and on and off my deck about how your deal's gone with
the queen and all and that she's you've.
You've planned to trade some breaths with the with the
Shondar, this dragon red dragon, who seems to fancy the Queen
said something about also sending some lewd pictures to
her. But there, yeah.
So he you're supposed to be able to make a deal with him to.
In exchange, you got some bottles that you placed in my,
my, one of my storage rooms to capture his breath with an
exchange that he was just you got a chest full of gold that
you were going to use to bargain with him, as well as that you
were possibly going to. You know, you you gotta make
your way to his island first. Which is what the Queen's God
was telling you that just a few hours ago, I guess.
Wait, Island. Wait, is it a little farther
island in the ocean? Yes, yay, yay.
We're gonna get a DNA out of this bottle.
Yes, let's do it. Yeah.
After we take a nap. Yeah.
Right after we sleep. You're right.
Yeah. Nap and then DNA out of the
bottle. Yes, we need to remember.
Because they don't know how to do that.
Yeah, I don't either. You.
Might want to talk briefly to to someone in the Queen's employee
or maybe at the markets they know.
Might know while you are, you know, situating yourself if
there's anyone there that you trust ohh to look at my bottle
shit, OK? Do we right?
We have party funds. Who gave us the?
I mean, we have a. You have what?
Friends, huh? Party funds?
We have a trust of gold. We have.
Yeah. But that was what we're gonna
trade the dragon with, right? Yeah.
So we got a bunch of money after we successfully completed our
last task adventure. I don't think we kept any as
like, a group fund. I think we all got paid out
individually. Yep, that sounds familiar.
Okay, do we wanna see if the Queen will give us some dirty
photos for to to sweeten the pot with the dragon If if he's into
her, I mean, I mean she seems I. Feel like she would be willing.
She seems down to clowns, so I feel like she probably already
has some available. Like we wouldn't even have to
Commission portraits, she would just like she probably has a
store room full. So actually, if we just probably
ask around town, they're probably like distributed
freely. I could be very wrong.
This could be a wrong hunch, but.
Who's getting volunteered to ask around town for the dragon
nudes? Who RAW?
Well, OK. He's got no problem with it.
Find the nude. RAW is the person.
Good stuff. Maybe you should send your
brother the Magnificent. Sure.
I I mean I could send them while we're while we're chatting and
sleeping for for general goods that's what they are for is
their their utility creature. So if we have a list of stuff
that we want, we can. And they have been sleeping this
whole time. Does anybody remember where we
got the plates from? I don't think I was playing at
the time. We've had them for a long time
and I just don't remember where they came.
From I don't remember these plates.
It came from the lava tower. You made a trade.
I forget exactly. I think it was Shia actually who
made a trade with A. Troll like individual midway up
through the tower. If you guys can recall you, it's
a few of you. Few of the others made a magical
trade for for him. He had access to a large dragon
hole through your system. Was that?
Traveling Merchant. Sort of.
Kind of, yeah. I mean, he, he may have felt
like that, but he was part of the tower.
He was like see in front of the computer.
That was the person just outside of his chambers who were guarded
by a giant bass skeleton basilisk.
Yes, I remember. I remember fighting that thing.
You said bass at 1st, and all I could think of was one of those
singing fishers. Yeah, it's Smarty.
And now that's who we struck a deal with.
Sounds fish on the wall sounds right.
Feels right. Yeah.
Sounds correct. For this camp, right?
So, OK, well, I'm. I'm gonna you.
Guys, Pat and spend. Sorry, I'm just gonna pat a DNA
on the wall and be like, don't worry, DNA we're we're gonna get
you out. I guess I could ask a DNA if
they remember how they got in here, but I feel like I asked
that before and they didn't have.
Well, I mean, I. The last thing I recall was
specifically anyways, the permit of the mountain, how she and her
fellows approached me while I was beached near titty
sprinkles. And was I accepted the offer to
be transported to you because I was lonely.
So then, then the next thing I know, I was securely in this
space. Nice.
Clean, clear environment with a with a sense that everything was
going to be OK. And then it didn't seem very
much long that he was or she she was able to provide me to you.
And that's where how I how I got here.
I couldn't tell you any of the magics really that are involved
with it, but that's the short that I remember.
Clean must know somebody who can help us get her out so that we
can make her weed of the dragon. I you might also sort of ask my
daughter. Also ask the fairest gentleman
the the that she'd commissioned he you made friends with at the
factory districts. He was supposed to be the one
manufacturing all the bottles. I think he also gave you some
sort of machine to make. Magical car calling cars?
Yes, yes. He did did.
He came with us to the castle. We go talk to him, Queen.
Ohh, yeah, yeah, he did. Yes.
Because that was part of his deal, yes.
We're on good terms. Yes, he he might be a good a
good source of information for such things.
He seemed wildly magical. Did we have his calling card?
Gave us one. I believe I I don't know if I
got in that detail, but go ahead and start through your
inventory. I'm sure you have.
I have written in my notes in all caps.
Get a Doonea fish tank or fish Friends Dash hermit crabs.
Question mark. I'm glad I did that.
I don't think I got a hermit crabs, but.
Tuna's got crabs. That's what's cleaning her hole.
Did I get a hermit crabs? Cuz I just feel like a dune
would really like having little hermit crabs running across her
deck. Yes, it seems that the Queen was
able to provide such in the the fishy friends you'd been able to
offer me. Does the dune right now just
look like a normal sailing ship? I'm eating, yeah.
OK. For the most part.
I mean, you're inside of her currently, so you can't see the
sales that she offers or the deck or anything like that.
You're in the corridors with a little like gang area for small
gatherings and a common room. That's that's the word I'm
looking for. Yeah, also, I'm having a lot of
trouble with my screen. I don't know why.
Like it's just a bunch of different colors and when I zoom
in it just goes white. So I've just, like stopped
paying attention to the screen. Ohh.
Is anybody else having trouble with it or is it just?
Trouble. I'm fine, OK?
I'm good. OK, I'm gonna assume that I lost
the calling card, but if we have a Rylson brother who is willing
to go on adventures, we can ask them to bring.
Yeah. What's his face here?
OK. Yeah, yeah, because that way
they they the the purse. I forget their name.
Farris Farris. Farris could come see the
situation right? So Farris would travel through
the portal, would come see the ship.
Adunay could see that Adunay's in a bottle, fully comprehend
the situations that they could then recommend us to, could meet
Adunay right? Aduna likes friends and then
also recommend us a person to talk to for a solution and then
whatever else we need to to speak with this dragon.
I feel like if we have a chest of gold and ohh maybe go look
for nude pictures of the queen and then I'm.
Definitely gonna go for nudies, I don't know what.
Else we I thought it wasn't the dragon.
Or if, well, we're trying to convince the dragon to make a
deal. Ah.
Yeah, so we figure if he's into the Queen.
A bunch of dirty magazines of the Queen like Calendar might be
just enough to sweeten the pot. Enough to we'll at least get us
into. I mean so that'll be.
I feel like that could be the ace up our sleeve or you'll be
like hey Mr. Dragon we wanna make a deal with you it'll make
the queen roll happy we have all this gold and then if you still
you know not really buying it which hopefully does that's
that's good. We'll throw in the we'll, we'll
sweeten the deal with the pictures.
Your plan if we can get some nudes of the Queen, but we'll
search. Queen Theater and all of her
orky gorgeousness. Now the heart wants what the
heart wants. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe get them signed. That would be a power move.
See. We'll see what the Royal Sons
can find. I mean, Jeffrey's gonna or one
of the one of the siblings will go looking and if they can't
find them then I'll probably approach the queen people
themselves about it. Sounds good to me.
But we're gonna look in town first.
Yeah. All right.
So we'll send one of them and then we're gonna take a long
rest is what I'm here. Mm.
HM Yeah. Any other shopping list items
for them I guess? I have no money, so if you guys
need anything. I mean if you if you need things
like things. All I need is my words.
If you need things that are actually necessary, not 200
pillows, but, you know, actual items.
Mama would be, you know, happy to cover those Meme.
Meme would be happy. I keep saying Mama, sorry.
I mean a Canon I. Thought we had one.
Of those, ohh yeah we do. We need to talk.
About it. So yeah, I mean you, I'm sure
you can talk to a dune. A dune will probably fashion you
a cannon. If you would like one of these
rings of resizing, that's true. I will loan.
On to you. I mean, I can borrow it, yeah, I
I will borrow it and it is still yours and you can request it
back whenever you would like. You you should be able to add
that one directly to your inventory.
It's a a legitimate magical item that I created.
So OK. As I pick it up, actually,
instead of a cannon, I'm going to turn to Frederick.
Be like you brought the table in with you, right?
Frederick. What?
Did you bring the table back with you?
I imagine. I will.
I will pick up the table with this ring of resizing and see if
it. Sizes itself to be a little bit
more comfortable for someone my size ring of reasonable size.
Yeah, well, a reasonable size table or.
Wait a minute. That's a question.
Is this is this the campaign with the tiny chef?
No. With the tiny, that's the other
campaign. There's so many things you guys
have not interacted with, Oliver.
Anyways, you can pick up the the table pretty easily.
I would still say, wait, what's your strength again?
Flat. I'm pretty sure I've got a -1.
Let me go read it all right. Strength of Yeah, I have an 8.
You're able. To get it off of the floor,
which seems to be all the thing it needs to do for for a second.
Because it as soon as you grunt and get it off at least that
much you you hold it in your hands for a second before you
feel like a question mark inside of your head.
Just like A and then the table just.
Down to a almost like not quite pocket size, but definitely the
palm of your hand. But it's still very much you
look at it and you go, don't know what I'm looking at.
It's it's it's still like extra dimensional.
What I mean OK. Can I get a strap of leather?
And attach it to the end of one of my fists like like brass
knuckles. What's the table?
Do you need to create a crafting skill for this character too?
Ohh God I guess so. Just a crafty person.
Yeah, run up and hit people and go ohh how the tables have
turned. Ohh how the turned tables?
Tables been. Trying to remember that was that
was like a sleight of hand, right?
Yeah, bases. Yeah.
I gotta go to work or in the morning, so I.
Get off a little early. Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for joining us. It's lovely having you Peace.
Ciao night, yeah. We'll also probably be roll
bouncing pretty soon. Jumping off here, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man. Feel like we're winding down.
Yeah, definitely. I would just finish off with
saying that a Dounay would probably point you to the
storeroom, actually might even let you guys all experience the
fact that you're thinking out loud probably while you're
trying to create it. Would you roll there?
17. Nice.
And as you're kind of sitting down on the ground with the
table. Probably your paws turned up and
cross legged on the floor. Trap.
Of leather would be nuts. And then there's like a ripple
on the floorboards next to you, and a strap of leather pops up
and goes. Here you go, Deity.
Oh God, yes. Amazing.
I think about a bowl of milk. And there's actually the
floorboards on. On the opposite side of you fold
in it seems like, and out comes this wooden shape hand of sorts.
With a bowl of milk proffered in it.
This is straight from the store rooms.
I keep it pulling fresh. You're amazing, I signaled to my
siblings and I split it with them well before I walk into my
room. And I'll lookout to everybody
and be like a dune is a gem. We need to keep her happy.
Let's get her to the ocean. Agreed.
I agree you're. Such a sweet.
You're not true. All right, I'm also gonna
lookout. Like I have a nice fur rug on my
my floor. Say that.
Again you cut out ohh weird. I'm just say I have a a rug,
nice fur rug on my floor. Probably gonna make for a nice
sleeping thought if somebody needs to sleep out after the
long rest. Sounds good.
Pick this room because of that. Have any mood?
And the nice big old chest, yeah.
I gotta love chest. I'm just gonna go to sleep in my
usual spot. Which is?
I assume anywhere where I'm in direct contact with a dune,
that's. Pretty much everywhere.
I forgot that. Kat was in love with the dune
for a moment there. Just gonna snuggle up against
the wall and get all comfy. Hand comes up out of the.
Floor. I just lean into the hand.
Otherwise, though your crafting goes as planned.
You've created a sort of brass knuckles out of a table.
Hell yeah. Getting there guys.
All right click for winding down so me and my siblings will all
pile up on top of the penis pillows and.
Here are collective. Take our long rest.
I think we have left. Then Frederick already went to
his room that you'd seen him go to.
And Sonora, after meeting the crazy bunch of people that you
have today, are looking around like, Oh my God, what if?
What have I gotten myself into? What?
Have I fallen into it's? The main goal now?
To escape like, OK, I've met this guy.
Yeah, let's leave. Do you try to choose a room or
anything? Feel like I would be too nervous
to do that. I also don't need to long rest
'cause I haven't done anything so I.
Mean you sort of really helped killing a God.
At least there's that. I didn't do anything to do it.
I kicked a coin in a void. That's what you did, and it
resulted in a God dying. If that's the campaign, that's.
How you do it? We've been trying to kill that
bastard for such a long time. And we still are technically
fair. We got a little satisfaction.
We got a lot of information about.
One of them, Yeah. Yeah, sure did.
I'll just sit in the corner. Very scared.
Oh no. I feel like a small child.
It's like lost. I'm sure a dune would try to
comfort you. Yeah.
I'm just gonna go like, sit in
this little corner right there, feel like she's just gonna,
like, materialize A beanbag chair for you or like, a big
enveloping soft. Ohh, I would love that.
That actually grabs one of Rawlson's vibrating pillows.
Doesn't realize it jumping off this is a good session.
Good stuff too. Yeah.
Yeah, good info session. Welcome to the crew.
I hope you thank you. Enjoy your time here.
It's a little chaotic for the first session, but eventually
you'll delve into more chaos. Still chaotic, but.
It's up it. You'll be used to.
It it's not true D&D if it's not chaos, yeah, I mean, I don't
know your your avatar in this conversation is is your
character Franklin in front of fire?
Is everything on fire? In hell, yeah, he's he's in
hell, yeah, that's my character. For the other campaign, is
Franklin the Turtle. Oh my gosh, I love that.
Yeah, it doesn't. The chaos doesn't stop, but it
is fun. Yeah.
All righty. Well, good meeting you.
Happy to see a new face. Or I guess, not actually see a
new face. Character.
I'm gonna jump off of here. Have a good night, everybody.
See you next. Yep.
Good. Night.
Good night. Good night.
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