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Tara through the campaign, many polos.
Okay, Craig, and welcome to tarus.
You hear the two? I get to that right page.
I was there. Goat noises are distracting my
friends, at this be a ESA. Not far enough back in the day.
Starting to fill this notebook up guys about halfway through
there. Hitherto the adventure is known
as the rum rulers entered. The pink plush pig to party.
With queen fitta of Socrates negotiations about how to save
the people of God. Antium from an unknown force of
magic thieves led to this Pride led to this prize of the Queen's
otherwise. The rubber rollers were tasked
with capturing the breath of a red dragon given 10 magic jars
and a chest full of gold. The rubber rollers plan to a the
dragon to set up a trade of dragon breath for gold in the
Queen's name. They also worked out a monthly
1% of the projected profits, to be earned after the trade, is
set up as well as to have a dune, a be modified into a
flying ship. Lastly, they asked for some
fishy creatures to populate a, do days bottle with surfaris
tell us. Newly named fabricator. new, the
new friend to the rum rollers as well approach the queen
following negotiations, to, to request to become the fabricator
for said bottles, he Agreeing to all the terms.
Queen Fida proceeded to request the rubber rollers Presence at
the pink plush pig, the best party spot in all of Socrates.
She then provided rooms in her castle for them to prepare for
the night out obliging, the Queen, the drum rollers pregame
dwell nip began to trip balls on some paper.
The queen had provided Captain mimei, placed the chest fishes
and Magic jars on a dune, a during their preparations.
This Citing an hour or so of pretty gaming, was good enough.
The rumble is to exited the castle and summon Timothy their
Coachman. For the night delivering the
buzzing rum rollers to the front of the unassuming exterior party
hall. Timothy explains tonight's
passcode, which they promptly, forgot, and smack some pigs
statues around before. Gaining entry to take a seat at
the bar, inside of the Rhythm. Flea, throbbing, bright fresh,
it flashy colorful light lit, pink blush Pig. and made some
friends inside with the bartender, where photos are
became able to become drunk from cheese and found their way to
the VIP room where they all promptly found some drugs as
well as other hidden stashes from the from Queen feed with
Jarvis. The room VIP servant.
Then as Queen fita entered the room.
They started to really amp the party up until screams were
heard outside of the VIP room and hurrying outside the drum
rollers noticed. There were armed attackers
attacking each of the patrons quickly and slashing through
them seemed they were turning them gray as the As explained by
Queen a theater was how the magic thief's were. attacking
folks in the city as well as that the attackers seem to be of
some sort of inner phibian race. I put salt on my Rushing to
address the attackers, everybody engaged and started started the
attack on the Invaders. Let's see what happens this
time. Last part I kind of pulled out
of my ass. If you couldn't tell it works it
works just say we are just ha just a hot mess.
Yes. But so that's where you guys
found yourself on Darth currently and or in the midst of
combat. Last we left off with the to
nice cast this difficulty in the turn order of things, but Dun
dun. Dun, dun, dun dun.
Exactly. The whole campaign is just been
given us getting like making poorer and poorer and poorer
decision. Yeah, we think that like totally
are thing. Just a big house.
So it was my turn. I forget what?
Yeah, good question. I actually don't know where cat
standing. I say, I remember being on the
stage. You were on a stage.
She's, oh yeah. Yeah, right here.
You're here. She's inside someone's chest,
cavity. Trying to poke her way out.
Now, with sterry is in front of you currently, and was had
jumped down after you would flutter down to try and protect
your little form. So you would you would you were
on the stage, you're correct. All right, so what is still
alive in front of me as an enemy?
Everything is alive as an enemy. You guys hadn't gotten very deep
into this combat. As it were you you would
basically just been Seeing them attacking the crowd and queen
theater, taking evasive maneuvers with regards
disappearing somewhere. And there are three and phibian
like creatures with large claws, a black, a blue and a red one
and then some sort of tentacled being That Glides and kind of
hovers at the same time around. All right, do I stay.
Okay, so I do remember that I am still blackout drunk.
Is this? What I see is this?
What I see or do? I just see like Blurry freaking
colors? I'll add into the confusion to
and say, As a destroyed almost as as it as it is a distraction
to all. But info DARS Direction a flash
of very vibrant, white light starts to emanate from him and
then there's just Almost unseeable in that direction for
a while until you start to see a larger blue shaped key figure
standing there. And some of, you know, Him to be
ba haroche. I'm going to say that in this
moment in time, cat does not cause I am shit-faced.
The cat is should be, but I just see people on the floor and some
people dancing and running and frogs and tentacles attacking
people. So I am going to make decisions
without a lot of thought. All right, I cast fire Bolt.
Firebolt, not Fireball. How do I switch characters?
Josh perspective because I'm just in the void.
As far, I mean double check to see that I give you control of
this character. Oh, I see you have to turn turn
site on for him. That would probably help.
Yep, if you can to copy my character down to level 1, as I
can't currently see down there because I'm on the stage looking
down. I'll put you on the stage next
to cat basically, huzzah, but I'm not scared, but thank you.
That's a lot of people. You should be able to see both.
Yep. How about you buy her Ash?
You good. I can see stuff.
Yeah, cool. It was it was just a vision
thing then. How about you Jenny can you hear
us? No.
He just got booted, again. I think he's restarting, his
machine. Yeah, he is.
Yeah, apparently, everything's just silent.
What the hell? Okay, he's gonna be out for a
hot minute. I don't know if you guys heard
him but Windows is updated and uninstalled.
Everything that's on describers. That's what has he been
downloading recently. Video game things on Steam.
What have you been downloading or www.minettis.com hot Granny's
downtown. I'm sure it's a thing.
Oh, I bet it is. It is, it's called lemon party.
Fuck. All right.
Well I'm gonna cast Firebolt at this red guy right here because
he is within range of me. Okay, let's go.
If my click will work which color one, this red one right
here, red wondering from you. I got you.
There we go. oh, I think there's something wrong with my computer
to my dice is rolling in slow motion.
What are you but downloading Well they're using the same
internet so you can hear the suspect or culprit has yet bless
you. Thank you.
Do I need to update my computer? It could have been one of their
two cats too. I wouldn't put it past him right
downloading Pity for one. That was it.
That was a horrible pun. Okay.
You were me.
Computers. And it basically made my am d
adrenaline software, not work. That's ball.
Which holds all of my drivers for everything.
So I had to uninstall it and reinstall it.
And now I'm back. And everything's okay.
Actually. When I just opened up earlier,
when I opened up the Indie Beyond, It's said that some of
your drivers weren't cooperating with the things.
So stuff would run differently and I'm like, whatever.
Yeah. I just need to be able to read.
I didn't think about the rolling dice but I rolled a 17-7 it.
What did it for me? It was my IQ system because that
controls all the lights in my computer, my computer was just
dark. I don't have any lights but I
just went up. What is it the DND Beyond train
something or some technical difficulties as per use?
Yeah. Korean Johnny.
Are both having them. Yeah.
Has nothing to do with beyonder Discord.
So I can do it. Yeah, I cast Fireball and I just
let out a huge con. I spread my wings and a little
boat of fire just shoots out from my beak directly towards
the red frogman. And you want to roll them in.
Yeah, give me like 10 minutes. Okay?
Oh, sorry. Not 13 years.
We're good. It's funny to watch. 16.
Hell yeah. it takes it with a snarl and it splashes across the
across it, but it also seems less like it actually done any
damage from the The actual Magics imbued in your attack but
more. So just the fire that was coming
towards it. So it's got a little sense to
it. All right.
Spicy chicken spicy chicken main attack.
Were you using your bonus or movement or action?
I don't actually think I want to move and I like hide behind
Wisteria for now. Okay, this user is like a meat
Shield. Then she's probably not probably
not attacking since she can't be here.
She's probably like just trying to hurry survivors to an exit
pass this ogre. We had my first a lot.
Oh yeah, the cat right now is blackout drunk and we're in the
middle of combat and I am just like, we're going to fight some
shit. But that'll be it for my turn.
All right. Then we've got the blue one.
Who. Is farthest away from you.
All is trying to move towards these nail creatures that go
inside of their shells. Obviously at all of the goings
ons and its trying to pry into them.
If not, it seems like try to take the shells off of them to
try and get it then, but all their attack at the show, seem
to be in vain and I will just go ahead and roll that just because
Your work is done. Who's done.
I say that a lot too. Here.
You know. So it's Hack Slash in a way at
the outer shell of that, seems like the show.
So is somehow repelling the claw attacks that has been turning
people gray, who all is the people that have been turned,
gray are just laying on the floor, dejectedly like they're
still alive, you can see them breathing.
But otherwise, the claw marks that they should have to slice
them in half, aren't aren't. Are just these blackish smears,
across them, and they're just laying there and the counter.
Okay, so the black one, then moves seemingly finished with
this area has taken out. Most of the people is trying to
fight this giant. It looks like that's been
sitting at the bar previously attack.
One, two. And a three.
Goes in flashes. Once with a first claw, it's
deflected cess. Last second with us earlier the,
the other claw. It's deflected and then goes in
for a bite with the with teeth that are of the same, very black
material, that's almost absorbing the light around it.
And B, the side of the giant who turns gray and fault Falls while
its seeming like the colors saving to be sucked from its
existence and it just lands on the ground with this black and
phibian on top of it absorbing its color and then with steer
you would be up and I've been trying to decide what she would
do necessarily in this probably I would guess some kind of
ranged attack. Yeah.
Besides the Ushering of people out, as you notice.
Oops, I forgot to roll this. I don't click on these
particular sheets very much. Here we go.
That'll hit. Does she have a multi attack?
Do you weapon fighting? Nope.
On arm striked. Actions.
Okay.
Now it looks like she could run away but she would definitely
defend still and I 23 would hit so the wait, no, did she get?
That was the yeah. 23-8 damage a feathered quill.
Brings forth from the red amphibian that's in front of you
cat. Well, as it fits into its hide.
and, then we've got aerate with ba haroche on deck and might say
photo are in the her an order. But that was just because that's
where Where he was. But I was just going to accept
that as as his role if you're okay that since we're in the
middle of combat. Oh yeah, that's fine.
Okay, you are But are 8 is where is Eric.
Oh, he's right behind Baja Roch, okay?
As a puny level. one would probably still run into the
middle of combat and die, but weapon fighting unarmed strike.
He's also blasted out of his mind.
I forgot about that on two separate different things.
So, perfect time for combat while everybody's fucking drunk.
Would probably be over there, trying to recite something. and,
Man, there are a lot of blood curses. well, I do with all this
That there and being new to the party to watch.
How everybody else moves, that sounds good to me.
And then the snails. just before you go barash with Robinson on
Deck here would poke their little tendrils their little
eyestalks that seemed to have other tendrils on them out and
you guys would see them and hear just the faintest of Before
it's, by her ashes turn. Alright.
Alright, so you said I just kind of like materialized or came out
of a portal. it was a big flash of light, and you As Barbara,
Roch appeared were photos. All right.
Well. I just kind of kind of look
around and get my bearings because You know, last thing,
bought her off kind of noses. From rhythmic veracity and being
non-comparable. So having a body and being in a
new place, is probably probably in a bit of shock and is trying
to get his bearings. So, I probably am just going to
observe my action. Goodin roommate, perception.
15. The first thing for Baja, Roch
realizes, besides the combat that's going on in people
screaming and trying to get out of this establishment, wherever
it might be. And also all of the flashy
lights and thrumming music, that's still still playing as
people seem to be fainting, fainting on the dance floor.
And these And fabian's attacking and all that.
It is a figure that is Often this direction on the, on the
back of the stage as cat and Wisteria that, you only know
from another memory of yours that was exchanged from other
characters. All right, as well as Ralston.
It looks like. No, this is not.
He is the same. I use the same token over here
before you. You chose that token.
Nice. So talking is a free action.
Then it is. All right, I'm you should I, I
see with styrian cat. Yep.
On the stage while people are rushing past them.
Or trying to, but it seems like there's a bouncer stopping
people from going into the back. So without I don't know if this
is. I'm going to, I'm going to yell
because one I don't know, I don't know if I would know like
the torque thing. I don't know if I have that like
character and in real life. So I'm just going to yell as
loud as I can to cat and ask what the hell's going on.
Immutable, do I hear this? Should I roll a perception?
Yeah, your blackout drunk? Yeah, exactly.
I might actually hear, but what will be my answer?
I am rolling. Give me a moment.
Wealth. I think in the blackout drunk
State, all of your attack and other thing checks should be in
disadvantage to is per the rules that we had agreed upon, but I
didn't say that for the a previous attack because I
forgot. But yeah, okay, so should I roll
again for disadvantaged right now yet?
Yeah, please. I should just roll one person
while those things being. Okay, I'll take it as long as
you enter in chat afterwards. 2012 with my bad roll.
Oh good, then yes. You you'd heard you'd heard the
scream, but you look over. Where photos are, was that you
kind of remember when you flutter down and you're a little
confused, you know, you'd seen a flash of light but you didn't
probably fully accept that. There was a new person there in
photos Place. Forgot what the fuck was that?
Also probably wouldn't be able to hear me over this.
I don't know how loud the vibration of the torque gets but
maybe nobody can hear me right now.
I don't even know if I have one. Technically you do.
Are you a rooster or a chicken? I am a rooster.
Wait. I am a rooster because cats a
dude, right? Yeah, that's that's racks.
What you can conquer Dingle do. What always your eggs coming
out? Of my secret hole.
Please cockadoodledoo as loud as possible in the middle as far as
we cut out. So mad about.
Yeah, I figured it would I need to have like like that sound
ready? Like oh, I bet.
Can find a ringtone. That's just a rooster
cockadoodle. Leap.
That word cockadoodle ink. It is now come here.
Now I think it is sad that it's, in fact, it's tea time.
Yeah, I agree. So are you, is that you respond
to just talk of doodling? I'm gonna say out loud.
What the fuck was that? And I will let out a
cockadoodledoo, what probably makes everything I'm drunk.
I don't go fuck, but I can still contribute.
So do I get anything other than a cockadoodledoo?
Is that all I hear do I hear what the fuck since it would
come across your tour. As you know what the fuck part
you would? You would hear of heard that
because the and I think the intent, there was any ways, the
what the fuck was directed towards Maharashtra?
Ouch. All right.
Well, that's not going to help anything.
And you, you do, you do have all the photos memories, you know?
So you you're aware of what foot are was doing before this point.
Okay. Okay, then that, that helps All
right, then. I'm just going to say that was a
memory lagging on. Figuring them out, so fun.
Could I move to the? I don't care.
She'll see this. Can I move here?
Yeah. Cool other moves there that
wooden's produce an opportunity attack from this tentacled being
gotcha. But you can do you need me to
fight the bag of tentacles first.
Like let me let me just like you pull aggro.
See what he's got going on here. He'd probably be.
Probably just do this. I'm guessing an 11 does not hit.
No, it does not hit. Yeah, as while you're walking by
and its trying to rip into this snail, that's in front of it.
It actually you feel something pressing on your mind.
Basically as you walk by it, and it's tearing you down.
But then you you were up on to the blue creature, okay?
Hippies to attack the blue creature.
Let's see here. I'm just going to attack.
Does it 23 head? My goddamn hope so yeah, I know.
I'm pretty sure it does. Yeah.
All right, cool. Yep.
Rolling-attack. I do 6 damage.
Okay. That's bludgeoning damage,
right? That is bludgeoning David.
Yes. All not on my turn.
Anything else I can do mistake? all right, we got Ralston, then
with cat on Deck, after the technical being rural sin, is
going to, are we missing someone Was Hamilton.
Therefore the You're muted Hamilton's on the boat because
he is blitzed out of his mind. Mommy had to, like bury him back
to the boat. So I knew he couldn't.
I remembered net was, but I couldn't, I didn't remember that
Hamilton was. That would make sense why I'm
just looking at a black screen. So, you just too drunk.
I plan to get there tonight too, drunk to skunk.
Go ahead and roll me a constitution, saving throw with
Advantage there. Hamilton in the meantime.
But it is Ralston Stern. So rural is going to see all of
these. Poor people being drained of
their magic and he will go up to this rope thing and guess use
his action to attempt to turn it into some sort of makeshift rope
ladder, not ladder. But rope structure for people to
climb up. Up and begin frantically waving
to everyone in the crowd to climb up it through the, the
thumping music, I guess I'll turn into this guy and be like
turn that shit off. I don't speak like that but then
that it's cool. But like nobody can hear us
away. Is there like a little, like
Microphone or something or here. There, there's some there's some
definite amplifying devices. It seems like the person that's
behind the counter. That's been messing with a bunch
of the magical devices to create the music and lights.
And such is currently holding said, said device.
It seems like because they're talking into it as your, as your
Trying to figure out what to do next and they're just saying
everybody. Leave out the back door.
It's the only other exit than the front.
Sipping nectar. Dude, where is he?
It's leading other people towards to press up against the
that section Downs downstairs that everybody else can see
where the bodyguard is this guy? Yep.
Okay, so I will use my action to attempt to turn this thing into
a rope ladder. Okay, Our wait is there.
No. Actual exit over up here then
check That's true. You do.
You do something really help? Anyone potentially blacked out
windows in the, like, you remember where they were in the
VIP room? Yeah, they can probably get out,
easier downstairs. All right, then instead of that,
I am, I'm going to let loose some Eldridge bolts at a, or
Eldridge blast at I think I had one of these guys hacks the last
time, and I think it was this guy.
So I will release Eldridge blast at that guy if I can.
Yeah, I think I shoot twice. Nice to a teens that do damage.
Yeah, both of those would hit. so, With hex. hidden attack I do
2D six extra necrotic damage so I will deal my This.
And That and then how do I adjust do a D6?
I'll just do this. Yeah, you could do it in roll20
or DB I just rolled my hex damage.
Hey, there we go. So 59 114 points of damage.
I to that creature. I think that will be my turn.
You see, your is coming out again, by the way, your eyes.
Hey, I shoot lasers out of my eyes.
I'm a cat shooting lasers out of his eyes.
Beautiful. So, you your puke you out of
your eyes Glenn's directly into the top of the Beast.
It seems like a You hear a grunting as it's trying to dig
into the shell of the snail and you see black splotches are?
No, actually isn't it just forced damage?
It's forced damage and then necrotic damage for hacks.
So five of necrotic and the rest of force.
So you see the fourth slam into its back and a dent as the
greenish. Coloration starts to spider from
those from those impacts. Great.
And then I'm going to move out of sight, like 100 ml.
Whatever I have to do to just not be visible.
Yeah, you're upstairs. Well, everybody else is
downstairs. So once the pack will probably
do it now that. All right, that's my time.
All right. Oh yeah.
I'll to my siblings to to break the windows in here and get out
save the dogs take as much as you can just lovely.
He's up next to after this, not quite yet, but almost healed
pagasa, doodle-doo, and shoots laser beams.
Fire. Sorry.
Extra crispy, fire the secret seven seasons on seasoning.
She has the power of the seven seasoning.
Only use the power of the Seven Seas would be way more stronger.
It would but you don't, J8 when he asked for a six and
to give you a three the fuck, right?
You see? Yeah, that's what I thought was
going to happen there. Man, this thing's got a lot of
attacks. 14. Doesn't it all right?
Now 21 do with that. Hit Baja.
Roch. What's up 21:21, does it?
so, That was that? Yeah. everybody feels something
pressing on their mind but not being able to go through the,
the 21 was a spear as it Jabs you in the Back vicinity while
you're attacking the blue thing and it's trying to run towards
the exit. You see here, 5, 10 15, 20, 25,
30 35 40. Yep.
Where you're saying is he got a stick shoved up his ass.
The only think I need to be more like here, actually, we go or
Slither towards the exit I guess since it's all the tentacles as
you get the sphere and that would be B6 piercing damage.
Not sure what that second. But, Josh touch These Eyes,
whatever. Do I see what you said?
It was in my back. Yeah, it was like a little tiny.
Barb of a sphere. From its tentacles as it's
running by you. And then we've got Cat, who I
believe is trying to do to do some more pupe use with the
sorry. No, he's not updating.
She's currently locked in concentration.
Researching new spells. So not Firebolt.
Do you want to do Firebolt? She said, yes.
I need to mess with the fire. Bolting from cat.
She rolled a 14. Oh, my bad, I rolled for her
here, too. So 14 does Does just hit 14,
Just Hits and you would have to roll.
She says burn frog legs cockadoodledoo and then she
would have to roll. What is it?
The duty 10 role to d-10 for damage?
Yep. 13.
And previous as previously. It was it seems to slam into it
but not the the force of the magic doesn't actually seem to
take effect into it as much as just the fire that Gold's it.
Right. Then we've got OG the blue one
black one. A red one.
I don't remember attacking that oh, cuz I got distracted with
the stereo. That's why
The 3n phibian creatures seem to take have taken the command.
That was not pressed into everybody else's mind and start
to move towards the exit. And in a in a very quick running
fashion, not not slow Gant by any means.
So they're all pretty much exiting at this point.
Go ahead and roll your opportunity to attack their Baja
Rush. Gotcha.
So I'm going to try this, I don't know if it's going to
work. You just let me know if it does
work so I don't know if. Yeah, tell me what you want to
do, have what we have fleshed out is flushed out yet.
I am going to try. We tried.
Somebody. So the green tentacle thing.
No. Who do?
I have the opportunity to tack on the blue purple frog thing.
Yep. All right.
Um, Shape of a cylinder. 64. Okay, um, I don't know.
She? I don't want to kill somebody.
Does that blue frog have? Yeah, it's a 64 of these that
that's a weird spell. Whoop here.
We're going to do this. We're to Seaside even it's a
spell, so I can use spells yet or not. well yeah, I mean as
long as you, your character has them Do I know that?
Like this. But this is you discovering your
magic. Yeah.
Like because this would blow her off know like how he came to be
about everything. Yeah, I would say he was
conscious of the of the Of it all considering it seemed to be.
More or less him driving it to, you know, how how you rhythmic
veracity played out because he was berating the others to do
better. So he kind of I was like, well,
I guess it's as my chance to do that for them. all right, like
Because we haven't, we haven't talked this one out yet.
So like so I meet like made the deal with the ever light
everything and I'm back and I'm like I'm fully aware of what's
going on. Hmm.
All right yeah sacred flame does the seven?
Does the seven hit know? Gotcha.
Oh no, hang on my bad. That creature has to make a
dexterity saving throw. Let me see here.
It doesn't it. Oh, it's gonna it's a deck. 16.
Save. Seven is the damage if it hits
0, it does not, it doesn't it? I don't know it hits but it
does. It does not save.
I apologize. And usually yeah yep you see.
The light that you call forth for, from the sacred flame.
Not sure. Exactly.
If you want to describe how the verbal and semantic portion
worked for you there. No, I forgot to had a verbal.
So I did not. so, I'm all right. So I'm going to go on a On a
limb. Here I am.
In dis. So part of me is in disbelief
that I'm back. So I'm just going to like,
please let this work ever lights.
Judgment on you and then I'm going to swing the hammer, the
emblem will glow, and the sacred flame will come out of the
Hammer as I'm sewing it. And as you see the flash of
light, Come into contact, the being the in phibian it seems to
just ever so slightly diminish in its ability as it as it
strikes them before they're on its back to because they are all
running away out the door, it seems like as your as you make
that contact, okay? But you guys are out of combat
there. They're outside at this
particular time. Everybody else inside is all.
I'm trying to make them disappear.
Everybody else inside though is Very much not wanting to go out
that front door. They ran away.
It seems like. I'm just I'm just checking over
my gear and in my head I'm like holy fuck.
It worked, I'm back a fucking back.
And then I find out over the railing.
I'm gonna drunkenly chase after them, just know, thought off.
I'll take off after I see Kat going in that direction.
I'll so don't I have. Don't I have the plate in my I
have the plate in my pack you knew so you can roll me a
dexterity. Saving throw currently and
Hamilton. You are on deck of a dune.
A not even inside you must have wandered out on Deck you feel
like if you're okay with playing this in theater of mine
versions, instead of me flipping over to the map and your You're
just laying there, seems like spread eagle on the deck, but
you're gaining back Consciousness and remembering
that your friends are partying somewhere else.
Well, yeah. I Wait, I thought I had friends.
What is it today? Why am I here?
Oh, I didn't realize you were directing the question, I
apologize, I'm sorry. Well, you stumbled back in with
me met captain mimei and a very disjointed nap.
How long ago was that? You know, times really tricky
here, I couldn't tell you for sure.
Oh so is there any way you can get me back to them or do I have
to wait for them to fit into plate?
Go back. Well, it seems like everyone's
been able to spend everyone else has been able to spin the plate
before I don't. Particularly have that skill
though. It's rather past my abilities.
I think you could probably do it, though.
Hopefully, I'm not someone's backpack.
Mmm. Let it go ahead and give the
plate a spin. You walk into the main mess
area, you see the plate on the table?
Pick it up. Go ahead and roll me a
performance. Al.
You get it to start to spin on your finger, but it's you catch
it. With the other hand, before it
falls, to the ground that you were trying to spend it off of
your finger with. And you go, I haven't know.
I've seen them do this before. I got just, let me just let me
just let me just sit down here. Sit down, as you're wavering
back and forth. Let's let's do this.
Kind, I'm going to like black my hands.
Like I'm loosening up and Knuckles stuff, all right.
We got it this time. And you take it and spinning on
your finger. This time, you spin it harder
thinking, that'll help and it just, it spins off over against
the wall and slaps down to the ground.
Oh, penny What I notice my bag twitching, are you do notice
your bag vibrating at this point?
Dunya, is there any coffee on board?
I think I would stop my headlong Rush real quick and kind of just
like look at my bag in puzzlement.
Did you you did? Did you roll me that night?
Yeah, to DM. I see GM, I see that.
I thought I rolled that for a second.
I was really confused there. Wait what we rolling, but
dexterity saving throw? Okay.
Yeah. No, you hadn't ruled that yet.
To me or her. Yeah, I'm rolling it twice,
right? For ya with the disadvantage.
That's actually good. That you have the disadvantage,
then the situation because you could have beaten wysteria with
a natural 20 there. Although I don't know if I would
allow that even though she has a plus zero just because of the
natural portion of it. Anyways, Wisteria would have
grabbed you up as you tried to run past them, like no cat,
they're going away. But you didn't notice the
vibration in your pack at that point.
Again I'm going to look back and puzzlement and then I guess I'm
just going to like dig my head down into my sack and start
digging around trying to figure out what it is.
I do that too. We do start digging around in my
sack. Oh no, I just really last and
starts cleaning themselves on the balcony.
What it's a natural process? Everyone's got to be clean.
You realized it was the plate that was vibrating for sure.
Seems to be kind of like rocking back and forth inside of your
pack. I'm going to pull it out.
Kind of, like let out a muffled b'gok and be like, someone's
trying to use the plate through the torque.
Hamilton, you would hear that as well as everyone else
technically because I think cats drunkenness would just project
it through. Everybody's bored, everything
I'm saying of coming through the pork with out and she's and it
just, what would they don't have this one here.
That? What, what Hamilton actually
hear that? Someone's trying to come use the
plate. Yeah.
Oh shit. Rambling conversations about
stuff. You have no idea what's going
on. That was one of the things that
I forgot about from you. Rhythmic veracity was that you
don't have your torque anymore. Yeah.
That's why. Last time we played Flint like I
don't know what happened to mine.
I just it I lost it. Anyone goes Fair.
Was it Flint or was it Hamilton though?
I'm now I'm now I'm confused. We switch towards.
Oh, okay. So yeah, Flint would be hearing
this at this time. I don't know if you have
something to pick a note with now, but that's going to get
real confusing for me, because for sure, what should I know you
like what ockham plate? Who keeps going cockadoodledoo?
But, but up until now, all of that would have made sense.
Right, right, right. Right, right.
So, Flint Hills, like, all they're trying to split a plate.
Someone's on a dune, a trying to get out.
What, how the fuck do I know? What a dune?
A is, Mmm. Yeah, I'm gonna turn my head
back towards Wisteria with the plate.
My mouth. We like, we got to spend the
plate. And she sits you down on the, on
the stage that you guys are on and like, oh, okay.
Does she take the plate or is she gonna let me try to do this?
Oh, she seems to be letting you try to do it.
All right, what is it a performance?
Yep. Oh, okay, there's gonna be bad
leaving you Come on. Whoo, she breaks the plate.
It's there forever. On your side of things Hamilton.
It looks like the plate has starts to hover off of the
ground and then just throw itself against the wall, huh?
I didn't even touch it on your side head.
You're trying to do the thing that you thought of before,
which is spin it on your beak by yourself.
You know, just take it out of the pack, throw it up and kind
of spin it on your beak. But you just, Or what straight
up. It comes down and hits you on
the head. One damage.
Okay. Oh, I forgot.
I look around and look at somebody's been my Play.
It's just rubbing my head with my wing.
You right now outside? Right?
No, I didn't get to run outside. I got picked up before I even
made it to anywhere. Okay, then I'll I'll swing over
the balcony Edge come up to do it.
I am very good at performance sort of Athletics for me.
Sure. Well I have a climbing speed,
right? Yeah.
Thanks for reminding me. You just chameleon yourself over
the railing and down. Yeah, sure.
Hold on. I like flip myself over holding
onto like the rail with my Claus Land on the side.
All right, let's see. I look up at you and I'm like,
if this spin it to open the portal, I know it's funny.
We're right on the stage too. I also explain this thing.
Great Annoying detail as a drunkard would huh?
Yes, yes. This is how it works.
Yes, and you just listening to cat all reasonably.
So yeah, just very D like designated driver.
Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, you're going to get
home and do what, you can clean your whole apartment tonight.
That's ambitious. So, proud of you and I have
definite. Yes, I said those things.
You pick a weight that's right next to To pet him dead, and you
just take with one fills with wrist, flick on top of your
finger, and it starts spinning in the portal opens right on the
stage there, and onto your side. Hamilton, you see the plate lift
off the ground and start spinning elegantly.
I think something's happening. This is one of them moments.
Turning to the DJ and tell him to put on Mariah Carey song.
And as soon as Hamilton comes out, I'm going to try to confuse
him and tell him we're playing karaoke and that he needs to
start singing. Well, he's very drunk.
I bet he believed it. It's gonna jump through.
Yeah, I was gonna say assuming you jump through.
Yeah, look, guys. I'm here.
Fucking bright a slight. Hey, it's your turn.
We're, we're doing karaoke. You have to sing it Shania,
Twain. Yeah, the same person.
That's fair man. I feel the 90s.
You can roll me a performance. Probably with disadvantage.
It's the during this is the I feel like a very Oaky would get
an advantage being drunk on performance.
I think like there's like two statue, get an like a positive
role on then. Everything else is just Bad.
I think you would think that you're doing very well.
Oh, yeah, you definitely do. You think you're rocking it?
Wait, can I suggest something? So I know critical role has a
new leg Advantage system where its emphasis.
So you roll a D20 and you take the one furthest from 10?
Yes I'm aware. I'm aware of emphasis rules.
You could you could you could invoke that if you would like
the ones furthest from 10. Yeah.
Because then it would be a fucking 2401.
Well, he rolled a 19. So and a and 11, so I thought it
would be the 19. So, And that's without the bonus
is just to be clear. But with the bonuses, 12 and 12
and 20, you are standing on the stage and take the take the
advice of the roles and start singing.
And everyone seems the Palm down and seem to get back back up.
Even the people that were attacked.
It seems like they they are more or less unharmed other than that
they're color is gone. Ting the Giant and such but I
start to kind of Shuffle to your singing, the especially the ones
that are gray. They don't seem to smile a
little bit more, but they don't gain their color back.
She's four guys and we offer them drugs.
Yeah, I was gonna say I noticed this.
I walk over to one of the Gray colored people and I I attempt
to see what's wrong with them in my drunken stupor, I just wander
over like a buddy, are you okay? And I squint.
You just are you just looking at them or you are trying to
assess? I want to assess them like yeah.
Magically like what has altered them to be in this great state
and alright, I'll roll two of them.
Plus 13. Holy fuck.
I'm I'm the magic. So I got you a chicken 24. you
your At this point, I would say that you basically have detect
magic at will as like a cantrip at that point, fucking third
plus 13 cheese Christ. you're looking at them and you see just
over their entire Body where there would be these different
colorations for for the different Magics.
Just this gray Hue as if they'd been sapped of all magic.
So I can tell that they literally have no magic left in
their substance. Mhm.
Well are their souls intact? Is this something I can tell
that is not something that is generally known through the
magical spectrum. That is a spiritual element.
Which is not tracked by DV ons, it's more of a ephemeral thing.
Should we maybe check on the queen?
Yes. The queen say this out loud.
Okay yeah I'll say that out loud.
I'll be like hey should we maybe check on the queen after I
release my siblings from the room Barrel loaded down with a
bunch of drugs that they were planning on jumping through the
windows with I Turn to You just like and gas like oh the queen
and I attempt to LEAP into the air and fly up onto the balcony.
And that would be an acrobatics again with disadvantaged drunk
chicken. Acrobatics disadvantage, got it.
Five, you voraciously flap up into the air and start fly
straight into the banister and fall back down.
I look over the edge at yo, hey I forgot.
There's a stair right there. Do I pick and eat?
Do damage? Awesome.
All right, so then he points out the stairs.
So I'm just gonna be like, oh yeah, and I'm going to turn and
I'm gonna run for the stairs. Pretty sure I'm packed.
She's a chicken on a mission. Hey, oh, chicken on a mission
while the portals open wisterias.
Like I need a break from babysitting and lets the drunken
Hamilton know that cat needs babysitting.
I will I will watch the chicken but I need another drink.
Let me steer, you goes through the portal at the top of the
stairs. I yelled out.
I'm like, grab the plate and a narrate fall.
I have the play, don't I You spun the plate, it is currently
a portal currently followed was stereo through the portal, are
eight. The newest member plate of the
rumble. Oops.
All right, you hold, you go to reach for the edge of the portal
and the plate. You can feel just stops in your
hand, as you are going to make sure to put something in your
notes that you have it. I guess if you're putting it in
your pack. Yep.
I have a top rate. And gets back story, other.
Late, I think we created as an item.
I was going to say, I think I in my pack I just had portal plate
for plate, portal. If you look in, if you're in
managing inventory, you can find it.
I think by plate of protection or something like that.
Oh, okay. I just wrote it down in notes
that I have to be at work. Okay?
Works. However, you want to keep track
of it all. You go upstairs cat, you see?
Carlson. Well, as directing his brothers,
other boroughs and brother are lessons to collect as much and
of the drugs, think they already had the drugs.
I assume. Right now, we're looking for the
queen with the draw. You're not putting them down, go
ahead and they're ours. Now roll me playing the queen,
you know what the station. I'll tell you, I'll tell you
what. Just put in, you got 68 pounds
of shit of. I'll gas whatever the drugs are.
You don't know what they are doing is we're going to become
king pens. Oh, manage inventory at item.
Hamilton, are you following cat up the stairs then after
Wisteria asked you to babysit 68 pounds of drugs, But I'll move
you up to the other day. I was having a hard time finding
its seemingly following the rest of the companions upstairs, I
guess. Um, or yeah.
Yeah. Cuz I've just been kind of just
checking the patrons. See if anybody needed any help.
So but then yeah I will as I see them tottering off, I'll just go
ahead and Sir phone mind them. Most of the patrons kind of wave
you off with a, I feel whole, right?
I could be better, but at least, this music is bumping.
Such strong spirits. They're going to pull through,
guys. Glad to hear it.
Now you could roll the investigation, I guess, then
ralston's. Looking for the queen.
Come on, Papi. 22, where's the clean?
Very darling. You notice in the floor, under
the table and Insignia that had to coincide with that of it had
to been dependent on the queen. You'd notice before secret
Escape path. I'll, I'll not shout it out.
But if I see any of our party members, I'll kind of like
Gesture over to them and be like okay the Queen's gone we could
take whatever we want, but we're supposed to be good guys.
So do we check on the queen? I don't know if this symbol will
teleport us if we touch it or if it just means that she's safe.
I guess after I say that, I'll just touch it.
Nothing because curiosity kills, the cat.
Seems that happen when you touch the Insignia.
I like it. All right, I think it's just as
an Insignia. She'll probably got the like,
waiting till it's safe. So, I'll attempt to Morse code.
Tap, the would wear the Insignia is that all is, well, I don't
know if I know Morse code, but the car it, so you tell me,
Foreman's. Hell yeah.
Let's go performance. Nope, tap tap tap tap tap tap
tap. I'll wait then though.
I think that's a song shit. One of the Oh, I have to go.
I have to go to the other layer here.
One of the guards that you remember was watching the queen
Korean phases back, it seems like on top of the table.
I immediately hug him. Oh, you're safe. your majesty,
their faces immediately pressed into a large Buck symbolism and
and she goes Oh Kitty. Oh, your lunch kitty starts
hitting your head. Oh, that's nice.
The rest of us come in and also like pylon.
I'll punch of titties. Are we in that room?
Just where we were like dancing on the table and getting strong?
I'm that's where the other ralston's are currently.
That's what. That's what's happening there.
Currently any, who the the guard?
That you recognized from before is laughing profusely and going
oh I'm glad the kitties are okay.
The queen is safe. She is she's put this put the
bed in her Chambers. I noticed something of an SOS
but then it turned into some sort of rave music.
I'm really not sure is Thriller. Yeah.
Oh, I didn't get that. Hey, I just assumed the party
was still going here, so I'd come back to check to see
everything. Everyone was okay.
I mean, depends on your definition but yeah.
Nobody died. I kind of see if other people
are arriving as well. But it looks like something came
in and stole some magic from some people.
How unfortunate? Yeah, I would say that.
I'm coming into the room and I'm probably like babbling about
that what I saw examining the gray person.
Oh yes. The dogs is the what we have
seen happen to the others that have been affected by these
people. This is why we need the dragon's
breath. And the we are on it later.
That's definitely later. Oh yes.
Yes of course of course it is is must enjoy the celebrations
while they last Yes Queens. It is the Queen's, wishes.
If you like this attack would have totally killed the mood
though. Yes.
And really, unfortunately, it did at least kill the
opportunity for the queen to partake in these.
We did give her an ambient that may have been why she went to
sleep? Oh, she went to sleep.
I was going to say maybe we could go to like a second
location, you know, like an after-party know you, it is
always the gods duty to protect the queen but that's why.
Came back to entertain her guests.
I'm gonna make a check on this. Did Queen seems like she always
wants to party. They're drugging her.
So she can. So she'll just stop for a night
like God. Nope, I have no idea.
Oh, that's fine. With the three.
Yeah, you just assume that they are reasonable but they're doing
their job, you know. What a good card.
Can't have a have some drugs? Yes there's plenty in this room.
I mean Jarvis. Yes.
I do know you don't have to look.
It's fine. Oh okay.
Well, do you require anything? In else for the evening.
I mean, I thought we were going to party.
That's why I come back. Let us party but I could party.
I'm way ahead of you guys is my drink still sitting on the
table. Yeah.
Yeah, more or less half drunk. I'm going to like just get back
into that. Like pick up where I left off
the rest of the people in the city are.
Okay. I'm guessing Hamilton and
barash. Are I have wandered into the
room by this point to yes. This looks like a nice seat
right here. Pull up.
Going to go sit on this one. So is it, is it is it just me or
is bulk or all show live again? No.
Yeah. I'm I'm gonna look over and just
like total can confusion like wait.
Where did you come from? I'm just gonna like drunkenly
march across the table. And like, look really closely in
your face. And I'm like you weren't here
earlier deal, like buh ba ba-gawk Yeah, I came back to
life, you're Undead. No, it doesn't.
It doesn't seem like it. So, I think this is, this is
actual flesh-and-blood or throw myself, back in my chair and
kick my foot up a little bit. Like, haha, she's a zombie,
sorry. Laws.
I thought we was doing Thriller, that's why we have Zombie 3.
I Hold On. Yeah I'm going to like inspect
you as closely as I can and then I'm just going to like gently
Peck you does he if you're real, don't do that little chicken.
That's how you get infected I turn and I Look to You and
chakra cock, infected zombies can infect, you Hamilton's going
back and forth between being drunk and stoned.
That would be an unarmed strike. I'm very drunk and I don't
believe that you're real. Wait, do I haven't?
Yes, I do. With this Advantage, correct.
Correct correct. Watch is going to be tuned at
20s 30s. I just drunkenly but gaku to the
ground like ah, he's real. My bad 13.
Doesn't hit them if I remember correctly.
No, but when she pokes me, I'm just going to like, fire down
and just kind of, like, open up my mouth a little bit.
They'll be like a low. Thundering noise and just some
Sparks to come out just to try and like show a sign of
irritation. Fuck don't realize that he's
irritated at all and just think that he's trying to show off and
be cool. And I'm like ah, I do something
like that too. And I aim my beak at the ceiling
and just like cockadoodledoo at the top of my lungs, a cast fire
bolt at the ceiling of the room. That's know that chaos Reign.
Well, the roof, the her Yeah, who will hit Jarvis and the
ceiling AKA, and you hear him go to know and it goes, what does
he burst into flames? And you see Flames spreading
across the ceiling before? The Blackness of what he he was,
he was using to bring things to you before, opens up across the
whole ceiling, and then swallows the flame.
And then you here, Yes, I am slightly stunned.
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry room. I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't think my bad. We got a hiccup.
Do you think they get rid of people like that Bara?
She's just gonna like bowls tively laughs.
Like that's an impressive chicken.
Cork you get there subdued and convinced that bajaj's weight
real. I'm gonna go back over to my
cup, so I'll explain more of it later.
When everyone's sober. But I don't like sober.
Well, yes, for the for the other people.
I kind of yell out. I'm like by Rush the room can
make you a drink if I did break it, but it makes drinks.
I'm not broken. That was a delicious snack
though and you're out outside of the room to before you guys came
in. If you could roll Me a
perception. All of us.
Yeah. Probably with the disadvantage
of but the guard on the middle of the middle of the table.
Introduces herself. Finally, and says you couldn't
your Riley bunch here, you could call me.
Justice. What do you all into?
And she walks to the end of the table and then just turns and
then plops into the end of the, the table seat where the queen
was sitting before she started to march across the table.
Rum. Well, that's an easy
procurement. Anything more exotic Javis.
You heard the man? Hi.
And then out floats a single glass in front of you.
It's four fingers. Hi.
I'm taking this table home with us.
Was thinking got one at home thinking that it just came out
of the table. He forgot.
It's a nice table. It's mahogany.
I'm going to ask Jarvis if I can, if they have anything like
like a mountain. Like a a wine made with mountain
berries. It's like Huckleberry black cap.
Raspberry chokecherries. That is an exotic asked.
I have not heard of such in a while, I will check the back
stock and oh, here we are. And a you will you whole bottle
or I think I'll just take a glass or the bottle and front of
you. The queen ran a single glass of
some of the blackish purple asst that most others have seen, but
you recognized as they choke cherry wine.
Nice. And I'll say thank you and take
a sip. And as you sip, you feel your
breath, catch in your in your chest as as most chokecherries.
But then, as you finish swallowing the next breath that
you take feels like the sweetest thing that you've ever had.
Every Breath You Take. This is that oh oh are you all
looking for something more? Extravagant, I think I, you have
any snacks. I mean Jarvis, I'm working on
it. Well, I've got one of snacks.
Are we talking about you? What is it dragons?
Favorite snack. It's an interesting inquiry or
drink something, we could bring to, like, you know, Introduce
ourselves. if this place is so magical, it could produce
something like that, maybe it's a very interesting inquiry.
I am sorry to say my systems have not been provided with such
information. Wow.
This place is magical. I call out that.
I just bowl of mixed seeds. Yes, if you say something it
will appear here. I want to I'm going to reach
over to cat because he's right there on the table.
Next to me, I'm going to grab it.
Grab this to work me. Like I had one of these But I
don't know where it is. Can I have another one?
Do I have another one in my bag? I didn't think so.
No, my siblings. Come with them in my drunken
stupor. Oh, oh, Hamilton Hamilton is
going to be the whoo, girl, that's this is everybody.
He's gonna hold up. The other torque, like, sea
mines, different. It's not like yours.
I pack it. Who do you think it's one of
those too? Everyone in Manny's without my
ears. He's a loud.
Clang on the other end, thunk, thunk, thunk, somebody knocking.
What the fuck is that? Oh yeah, sounds really weird
over here because I gave someone very special to me.
Wait, is it your mom happening? What We remember this most
recent you rhythmic veracity. I would say that the people that
particular new of the happenings but did not know of that
particular happening. Probably.
Yeah. So everyone knew of their own
happenings, right? Yeah.
That's what I meant. That's what I meant and I guess
would realize that that torque comes From many poles.
Oh, yeah, you guys, oh, that's a good point.
I didn't think of that I do PEC it and I'm like, that's the
enemy pick up. No, dare stare, good people's.
Well, one of them. Hello.
Hello, you're going to hurt their ears.
Don't yell. I'm sorry.
It was. So this would be an opportune
time for ash Flint or weld nut, Flint, Flint excluded, Ash or
Franklin to respond through Hamilton's torque.
Would they have said anything through the torque in the
connection at that time? Franklin.
Absolutely wood. Ash wood.
I don't think Ash what I think she would just be really
confused and like this is annoying.
Goddamn. Leave it to me to erase the
boundaries of our worlds, right? Hell, yeah.
Where do you live? I'm in hell.
Wait, no. No, I can't.
Oh God. That's where you belong.
That one's self. Alf.
But yeah, if we have the opportunity, Franklin would
definitely be like, hi. Hello?
It says break little colored strong over.
Oh yeah. Because I have theirs.
I'll hold the torque and be like.
See, it's connected people. That's not us.
That'll hold it straight up in the air up and down.
In your hand. High from eliopoulos.
Oh. Hi.
I have Franklin tutorial. Hi from hell.
I I know. Are you trying to are usually
trying to fight back? I can do it.
I wouldn't say that I'm fighting but I am just like jumping up
and down and like but gawking. Like I'm trying to get to the
torgue because I hate you guys Scouts to.
You have someone special to me there Aw, that's nice.
And then I looked Hamilton directly in the face and I
stopped talking and I'm like it's a baby because the chicken
is aware that Ash and Flynn had a baby.
Oh wait a baby, we've got a baby, we've got wait.
We've got half. We got to.
We got to beings. Halfling what?
No we got a baby? That's two people people baby.
Yeah, that seems unnatural. Does that mean we get double the
XP or they have to separate character sheets?
We're thinking about chopping his head off.
They share the same body. Yeah, we're thinking about
shopping, whether heads off where we're gonna trade it to a
witch. Wait would that kill the other
one if they're, they're sharing the same body?
We're gonna find out? That's not a nice thing to do
Hamilton I'm like, yeah, they're gonna cut your baby's head off.
But yeah, I don't have some reason.
I'm just now a disgruntled dick. Yeah, I'm kind of not on the not
on the kid killing thing. Well hopefully we're at we're
hoping that to do that but we're hoping it'll solve our love
triangle between sub which is over here.
Do you like jalapeno poppers, baby's head whole thing?
I love tacos. This is, why are you trying to
trade a head off to a witch here?
Here, let me look at your butthole wait, hold on.
Okay, see it? Okay?
See it, whatever the torque up to my butthole, can you see it?
If that's happening looking down at the bottom hole and be like,
man, that that's a meal right there.
You just like a bunch of like larvae crawl over it.
Oh, Like maggots. I get it because I always
thought the towards just relayed voice.
Yeah, I thought it was no idea. Please.
Franklin doesn't know. He's just putting it up there,
just to show you. He doesn't know me.
Please. For the love that we have video
chat please. No, no, just let this Beyond
just Audio. Only, this is, this is
terrifying. Am I holding up the stone with a
turtle stink? Wrinkle on it.
Do I need to draw some nail for this episode.
That is just like, I have to clean this what I've done.
So I was assuming yeah, Franklin was trying to put it up to the
torque, the the butthole and question that is and my pastor,
you asked me to do this? Ah, ha ha.
Oh my God. I think you know, father Donahue
to Father Donahue was not a gentle upward and on that note
yet you guys wouldn't be getting any visuals.
You would definitely has in her. Yeah, hearing the Yeah, it's on
the butt hole must have been must have been blind in the
background. Honey.
What are you doing some? You're gonna have to remember
this in the next campaign and replay this whole scenario
Conversation Over the enemy. He's torgue you.
When I told you that my character is exchange.
Torques, did you ever imagine that any kind of fuckery?
That's you know, you're all they're gonna communicate with
each other. That's sweet.
Yeah, I try not to think about what you guys are doing and just
let you guys do and then we'll figure it out later, you know?
I'm just rubbing my eyebrows like I came back to life for
this anyway. You guys want to be pen pals?
But shirt. Sounds lovely.
Just having a turtle. We're Not Gonna check it.
That's great. I'm an elf.
But only how that's the other half I guess, steak.
Maybe a big rabbit, like a rabbit elf shoe, man.
Oh, it's a impressive. I know which half, I do, you
have pointed ears? Do you have like a particularly
speedily downstairs? There's one part of me that's
very silver and point actually, Franklin wouldn't know any of
this? He's a child is a child Turtle
showing his but hold of people, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Pastor asked him to before.
That wasn't like an outside game joke.
No, that's in backstory there. Yeah, Franklin is a is has been
sent away from home by his father, to become a real man.
But he has a very Catholic upbringing decided this is
amazing. I'm not gonna lie.
This is probably one of the greatest things I've ever heard
in my life. Child the Franklin, Eternal son
away from his father to become a man.
And is now showing his asshole. The stranger to stranger that.
I made an only fans, correction portal, Franklin Tour, de
Lourdes and and I believe you meant, you meant only can't
think of D&D. Fans, only companions.
These torques are really great. So, The guard in the meantime is
going. It's lovely.
You're having such a wonderful conversation, should I call my
friends and maybe call it a night for myself?
Are you entertaining yourselves enough?
Or should I Insight some, some of the rooms, the pink plush pig
has so when he says that I'll pull my hand because this whole
time, I'm just holding holding my arm straight up with a torch
in my hand. No, just pull it down.
I've like, okay, tell James I love him and I'll put it away
because it is Jay. That's cool.
Which one. I put it away so you don't know
in and as like a hats off thing. Nobody knows Flint real name.
Everyone just knows him as Flint.
That's true when just yelling it out to the crowd in the middle
of the tavern there in Hell. He's so fucking filter is is
there a CPS equivalent to D? And E Franklin Franklin need
some fucking help man, we gotta help him.
What do you think he's like? Been so interested in box, I'm
terrified for him. Absolutely exercise.
As controlling your life after you've had died.
That's why isn't Hill? Oh no, the Christian Turtles and
he said, the good Christian book Catholic, Boys in hell as a
turtle. Yeah and a child showing his
butthole. Yeah.
As I said in the other campaign like he has, he's a Early, gray,
character, whatever those characters say, is like the
right thing to do. He believes it, he whole Harlow,
and he's so naive. The poor bastard.
It's gonna do anyway, so walks up and goes, what's going on
around and talk to myself for 20 minutes.
Goes what's going on to? To cross the group in general,
okay? and having a good time, and the
Guard, the parent guard would have gone.
Oh well I was going to introduce you to some of the rooms in.
The pink plush pig but you guys have been entertaining yourself.
So it has been fascinating. Well, I asked what the other
rooms are in the pink plush pig. Well we're in the VIP room as
you found yourself Jarvis is quite helpful.
Some of the other rooms that we Supply here are quite
entertaining but it I was trying to get a feel for what the group
would be interested in and their interests but I guess it could
go through a list of some sorts. So we've got a bit of a game
room. We've got another chilly Chill
Zone. We like to call it because you
the people that you see from the outside look like they're frozen
other than their occasional mutters to themselves and then
the light of Brilliance, it lets you see things that you
wouldn't. Of expected to seen.
You also might people's lot whole might be be blind for a
few hours. We have side effects for that
room is rather intense, but it's entertaining.
Usually people see the Futures. I'll check out that room and
then we've got a very calming pool room, it's quite
Immaculate. I liked it, I liked to spend
most of my time there when I'm here.
It's very calming like a pool, like a swimming pool there.
Like a, like a pool Billiards Pool reflecting pool and or
swimming? However, they might one might
use it. Usually I just dip my toes in up
to my bike. Knees at the most.
Could you answer me? What's the giant space portal on
the second floor space portal? You might be referring to the
the Brilliance room. Yes, that's was the one that I
told you. If you spend some time in there,
you'll go blind for a bit but you'll see your future.
I see. Cool, I walk into that.
If you anyone coming, I am My eyes are fully dilated from all
the drugs that have been taking, just going to see multiple
Futures. Hopefully, one where Franklin
doesn't go down the dark path. Dark path, the brown path.
He's already been there. Yeah, all right.
At least your brother is following, their uncle No,
Ronald does things first and then tells them if it's safe.
If it goes, well, they will join like, can I step in and be like
this is safe and then we have the men.
So the the guard goes to the door and gestures immediately to
the door that you, you knew having wandered into once
before, looking for the queen, as the first door out of the top
of the stairs to the left, to be the room and yourself and bar
Rush go in there. The the door open.
Ends in a brilliant light. Beams out before it's closed.
Okay. So, I'm just going to walk up
and touch the stone. I think that's how we do.
This is cat or Hamilton doing anything over there.
I know the seeds had meantime. Um yeah I wouldn't they are
after that fun conversation. I am back to my mug of my, but
my mug of drink in my bowl of seeds and I'm just like, going
back and forth between them Constitution Haven.
Yeah, I'm just slowly losing more and more lucidity.
One. And that's not a natural one.
Because I have a negative 1. I rolled a two.
Okay, still not great. In your case, your beak is
sliding into the Deeds, as you lose Consciousness fully.
And Hamilton, I'm gonna finish off my drink and be like magic
table. I'd like another please.
And after you finished off your portion of, for go ahead and
roll me the Fucking hammered. I think you were an oh God, I'm
fucking hammer. Damn, that was bad.
Here it is. 9 2013 11 in a 3D worse.
That's pretty bad. Pretty bad.
I think you were already buzzed if I remember correctly but You
were definitely drunk. And that last one would have
gotten you to blackout. Yep.
And and you see cat passed out, but you are currently black out,
I would say you would have no memories of these events after
the absolute at. Oh yeah, cat is passed out on
the table. I'm gonna like sling my arm
across the table. Abel and like lean onto it.
Like elbow on the table, armpit up to the edge, my head, all my
hand and I feel like, chickie chickie wake up.
You little cock to I wake up. It would probably very unlikely,
you could roll me in. Investigate.
I don't know why I was going to say that, but that doesn't make
any sense. It would definitely be
perception, is dispersed. Yeah, I was gonna say maybe
passive, but maybe not in my case, it would be.
Yeah, I mean 16 is the passive, but you're currently unconscious
so and not of your own, well, technically of your own
volition, but not like the sleeping sword.
Generally speaking, it was more of a poison sort.
And all of your abilities would be with disadvantaged still
being passed out drunk at this particular time.
So go ahead and roll the captain Vickers advantage.
01. so, yeah, you were with your beak laying in the seeds and you
Hamilton go over kind of petting pad with to no effect.
T', I'll look around the room but the guard lady goes, that's
not my fetish, but I think we could make some coin if you know
where to go. Hahaha. meanwhile, and the
glowing light room you both see Versions of yourself before
you're even able to see the stone barash.
You're able to see what you most want visualized in front of you.
Not only in front of you but it feels like you were in that
situation. Can you describe to me what it
is? Yeah.
My deity. Shit. cuz, I forgot how to
pronounce her name. Serene Ray.
I'm pronouncing that right? So Serene is I know it.
I know it. All right.
Yeah, saren Ray, that's it. Saren Ray.
So my deity. Is.
Giving me the power to become my own deity.
In that situation. It's a bright white room.
Heard me. give gives me that power and I've got like really
like decorative armor on. Shield my hammer and then when
she gives me the power to be a deity, she's also going to give
me a set of Blue wings, so I can fly.
He can fly. So I think I think that's that's
going to be the vision. What about real things?
Rural from the Roses, as to what their Futures as to what they
most desire is, what is portrayed in front of them.
Oh, man, he begins to just so if it's all of them, they begin to
just see a constantly shifting stream of the bandages first.
It's a ball of yarn, and then a thing of milk than a thing of
like, honey than, like a A big juicy rat and it just keeps
shifting until eventually. It kind of settles on what
appears to be like a remote Jungle Island somewhere in the
tropics, and it appears to be well populated and free of Death
and destruction and and then it shifts back to a thing of yarn
and a thing of milk and then the 68 pounds of drugs that I have.
Is it just a deserted island or no?
So heavily like so non-metal wise, this is their home Island.
They are rural is in night from his Island, which is a
text-based night. And he essentially went out to
figure out a way to save the rest of his like Clan.
And because the island was like destroyed by a bunch of dragons
in their pirate world. Okay.
So an Island full of all of the people of other cat people Big
Trees, like yeah. Like a paradise for his family.
Okay. And you guys are blind, but your
you realize some time has passed.
You're not sure how much it meanwhile, but you're just after
their Visions fade, it's just whiteness in front of your eyes
and you're wondering and maybe even out loud to each other.
If you should leave the room because it stopped taking
effect. Sure.
I was like yeah we're gonna get out of here.
Then I'm going to head back to where cats and Thomas are.
Are we blind remember Lake? Yeah, I just walk out and just
kind of like stand there for a second.
Hello bump into this table. Are we blind?
Or has that passed know? You're still blind?
You started to try to like, feel your way out of the room.
I would say and you are trying to find your way to that room
where you last remember your companions being I'm going to
use the Warhammer like a walking stick for a blind person.
I'm on all fours, cause fully extended just like climbing the
floor. Hello.
Well, I guess all four of us are, if it's all of us, Well, I
didn't wake you T. Kitty kitties.
I didn't think it was all four of you yet, because, you know,
that's all right. That's true.
I'm gonna send my siblings in there and be like, let me know
exactly what you want most in life and I will make sure it
happens as your oldest brother. They go in and at some point,
we'll figure out what exactly it is that they wanted.
Okay, because I don't know if talk mad.
Sure. Is there anybody else?
Anybody like guide us back or we just stumbling around this room.
Nobody hits my, if my siblings didn't go in, they would be able
to I just can't get them to move out of this room.
Oh, okay, my bad. I was Wonder stack.
They're just clawing at the rumor that horrible like larger
guys when they're like, oh my God.
That's the way we go. What is your cat's name again
that I forget. So, my man.
Katt is rural. Rural sun'?
No, no, no, no, your real ril. Okay.
So I thought so Brittany has been and Ali and then I have
cat. She has a real name like at the
from, like the pound or whatever, but her name is cat
and that's what she responds to. That works.
I had a lot of cats grown up called Miss Kitty.
Like I just kept using that name over and over again as a child.
This is the way. How long, how long are we going
to be blind for? You're sitting.
I would guess that the Ralston Brothers.
Girl. You're all and Jeffrey and
magnificent. Yeah, had walked you guys back
into the room. Sit down update, one of them
hands. You a cup, by the way, it's full
of drugs, it's full of drugs, no?
Liquid just drugs, whatever, whatever drug method fits in a
cup. They give it to you, slip and
slithers. - hi. So just I just handed a
mysterious cup. You would drink the cup, my
friend. I'm gonna.
Yeah, it's gonna play those Hamilton.
Help him drink this cup like a drink it already sniffing.
I'm not going to just really drink a mysterious cup.
You don't mind. I just got thrusted back into
existence for like The last half-hour, that's our off.
The best time to have an out-of-body experience wondering
whether or not I should make an incognito to know what crack
smells like butt. And you taste the taste of
crack. It's the taste.
The taste of crack. Around.
And I'm gonna, why am I opening other windows double?
I double clicked on my character and it opened up like my
character sheet. So I was trying to like, do the
stumble walk. I'm going to get real close by
her off. It tastes like rainbows rainbows
are saying. It's like oh that's huh.
The first thing you smell actually as your is you're
smelling it. Is this almost so blind.
So this you're smelling a What smells like?
almost the Act. Zero May perception.
It smells like perception, horrible phone, 14.
All right, yeah, yeah, it's 21. Is a high-octane fuel of some
sort. So plants creates.
I am. I can smell that and just Like
side make a face that no one sees and then just thank you but
I'm not thirsty right now and just put the cup down.
Yeah, I want to try to persuade him and did you think do I get a
bonus on Charisma, what I'm drunk, right, but you are
currently blackout, which Gives you a disadvantage on
everything. Ah hmm you could try I'm not
telling you you can't you can always try try 17 yeah I got
them fly a fucking plus 72 that shit.
What do I have to what do I roll to go against that Insight?
Usually and so cute pressure. What?
What is your persuasion for this manner?
I'm a look at, I'm going to look at baccarat. 20 says he's not
thirsty. I'm going to swirl, and we have
40 my finger around the rim of his glass and go so tasty and
I'll pick it up and I'll totally lean it towards his lips and
start pouring it into his mouth. Hmm, But can I do it before?
Like, that's like, oh, hang on. I'm gonna take the glass.
Okay, I'm gonna drink it, but as I drink it, I'm going to cast
it. Instability. let me see if
that's gonna might have to display in vtt.
Yeah, yeah, that's cast. Just displaying the DVT and hey,
I'm going to take. I'm going to take Bears
endurance. And you're touching yourself.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
I'm just kind of like put my Warhammer on the table and then
just like touch the side of my thigh. and, So the drink towards
your lips, you're not resisting. That was a No-No as he's trying
to do that. I'm going to grab it and then
put it down and be like, all right, all right, like try to
take control of the situation and drink it on my terms to give
myself that quick second to cast the spell.
Okay. And is there any verbal or
semantic to that besides touching your thigh?
I were to be like forever, like sake.
And then In a like I can't believe I'm a do this stupid
shit. So you know all right go ahead.
I'll be the lean back. Like what?
The party of hit points? It seems like.
Yeah, so the for is for temporary hit points.
I have now but Bears interns just gives me an advantage on a
constitution check. Oh, right.
Right, right. I see it now.
But you also getting the the to T6 temporary hit points for
that. Yeah.
So did you mean to make a constitution?
Check for the drink? Oh, yeah.
All right. With advantage of 20 would be my
vent or would be the advantage, it gets to your lip and you
realize that this is not a drink and it is a powdery substance
and joke. He's good.
Yeah, not really thank you though.
As he chokes, I want to pull up my water skin and I swear it's
just water. hmm, could have declined thankfully Your loss
and just ask Jarvis. Hey, can I have some spring
water? You're asking is my Command.
And he lowers a bottle of what looks like a sealed water that
has not been touched and he lays it down in front of you and You
feel yourself kind of speeding up a little bit Daddy, but now
give me a second caps calling me.
Okay, tell your high on crack. Yeah.
Sorry I was talking to me MSG And in Taurus, at least it's
called everybody would probably have recognized that especially
the ralston's as MSG and Magic Salt of the Gods.
Oh yeah. We sprinkle it on everything.
Uncle Roger, that shit on everything, it just works.
so, You're passed out, I am. I'm asking as myself, I'm back
the gorgs that we have for many polis are snowflakes.
Are they also snowflakes for eliopoulos or what are they
know? So the difference really that
you're seeing at least from the one that Hamilton had held up,
was that the torque that he was holding was more of a silvery
color and the the towards you guys have in Allah, a palace are
more Of a gold color. The there was also a an emblem
hanging down from Hamilton's torque a snowflake that you
would have also recognized probably knowing ashes history
and all but what it what it does but you guys in ela Palace do
not have you act at actually do. Have one symbol hanging off of
your torque, which is a spike kind of looks like a railroad
spike that you play in this room.
Yes. But my military is questionable.
Yeah, that did answer my question.
Thank you, no problem. Okay.
Back to role-playing drugs, please.
Yeah. Role-playing you put those away.
Those were supposed to be for date night.
There you go, that's what tonight is purpose.
So do I just feel a little jittery now?
Yeah and everything seems to be moving a little too slow for
you. Oh God.
I'm just going to like bounce my leg.
Oh my God. It is it even has a baguette.
You also probably would want to put if you're unless you're
taking the drugs out of the cup 67 pounds in your in your bag,
67, take the whole thing.
Unless you, like I said, unless you're taking the stuff back out
of the cup, you probably want to mark down a pound.
That's fine. I'll just pass the cover.
I'm just drinking my water bottle Hydra homies.
Yeah, boy, don't pass out. My full of seeds.
Boom. What's the plan to meet the
Dragon? Oh, you guys are meeting the
dragon. I did the queen.
Get the chance to point him out on your map.
Speaking, like her ashes. He might have let me check touch
this dude's face. Touch the gate, the guards face?
Yeah, it's still a she you would probably roll.
Animal handling guards. A female?
Yes. I'm unintentionally going to do
this, so strange to touch people without fur.
I don't have character sheet, but that's plus 2, so 14.
So you try to reach for The guard but she just kind of jerks
her head back. S, you trying to touch her face
and for extend fall over And the pitches bajaj's eyes.
Shit. She's so it's going to be at
least 2 plus 3i minus 3. Probably honestly.
And just be entranced with bajaj's sick sheet, sexy eyes.
Are they doing anything with that?
Bah-ruch know? Cuz with the, with the cocaine,
I just did it intentionally. I heard the cats messing with
the with the guard. I just looked at and
unintentionally was just sexy eyes.
Does that only work on the opposite sex?
That doesn't work on any one. He gives the sexy eyes.
I've only given the sexiest this card in the spider and he'll do
so. Willa little concerned as the
campaign goes so I only like spikers.
Yeah. Early on in the evil campaign.
I fucked a spider lady. Jason got produced.
I don't know, I don't know, whatever came out that.
Does anyone have a map of Taurus on hand?
Nope. I don't metagaming I think Mimi
has it. No, I think everyone.
Other than barash and ryerson's would have it actually so
Linton. All right, correct.
Hamilton cat cat being unconscious, though.
So, I just forget how to pull out.
Pull up handouts. It's under the newspaper looking
thing, journals, if you have a river it and then hover over it.
What? I mean up at the top there's
chat. There's alright, okay, I see it.
There we go. And Tariff under a lala lala
lala lala palaces yeah. Map of ptarth globe, Northern
North Western Hemisphere Yep. I have that and you pull it out
and the guard goes, oh yes, and she points to the islands off to
the left side of gargantia, mm, there's a little chain of them
that she goes. The Dragon that you must be
searching for is off to that region in this facility here, at
she kind of draws with her finger.
Almost a triangular shape of it. She says there's a volcano
that's been popped up there in the meantime, it seems.
That conscious on. The dragon is taking up
residence there. What was his name again?
Khan? Zhang.
I have that written down to entire cone show hungry.
Okay. I have written down.
We have what Sean door red dragon name is shown door.
Oh yes, that might be another pronunciation.
I apologize. I'm sure dragons have many
names. I Grumble this unconsciously.
Just dreaming about fighting dragons now as my human self.
I'm not sure how you're going to find your way there, but hey,
you know, this is not the night to worry about such things other
than just enjoying the evening. Yeah.
So what were the other two rooms that were in this place?
We looked at the blinding light. The room that showed us the
future. Oh, you must be slightly still
blind. That should pass here shortly
then you staring at a wall. People to make your way either
over to the chillax station, the game room.
And that's just this room. You also have the Experience
room, it seems to produce for whatever reason.
There's a hidden oranges Crystal, that just produces this
dead feet beings that people enjoy fighting even in the
drunken State sits there. Not very dangerous catch my
drift and and then the pool of relaxation, I think I've
mentioned this, some sleeping rooms if you are if you're so
far gone that you need those and well and then you could meet the
band. That's that's something the VIPs
are welcome to as well. I believe tonight was performing
Babylon, thunderballs she looks at like something on and the
inside of her hands, they were rapping as as you guys came in,
I believe Babylon thunderballs. Wow, that's impressive.
While you're having a conversation, I'm just going to
stand up like abruptly like alert.
I don't notice because I can't see that's fine.
I'm letting everyone know what happened.
Yeah just hair you just hear chair her across the floor.
I feel like killing. I step away.
Lead me to the experience room. Oh, you sick.
So that is where room. Yes, we could be on the bottom
floor and you feel somebody walk up and no actually, you're not
blind. Sorry so you see the guard walk
around the table and hold out their hand for you to hold on.
There's I guess who they look up and look you up and down.
Yeah. And as this is happening, too.
Rural. And Bara.
She your the edges of your vision start to reappear, not
the center, the edges. So you can see out of your most
portion smallest portion of your peripherals, not the center of
all right. I am begin walking sideways
after the others. Take their hand and Hamilton.
Or her hand? Yes.
He's very hiccup e. Oh, that's what that sound was
and she leads you out of the room.
By the hand. Presumably, the Ralston
Brothers, help Rural and out of the room following and one of
them at the very least, is helping barash in the other is
helping cat out of the room carrying cat out of the room.
Wait, not carrying me. Or is it just dragging me?
No, I said rather Carl. I don't know which one would be
carrying cat. Josh Turner.
Carl. I mean, I think Jeffrey and he
would have placed her directly on top of his head, in a place
of honor, just a limp chicken right on top of his head and you
keep like slipping and falling off and he catches you in like
eventually he's just kind of like holding it with two hands.
Behold the chicken she called, I let out the slightest of pickups
everybody's getting so drunk. used start following the guard
downstairs, and And everyone seems to have been mostly back
to normal. Ignore the bodies that are
laying on the floor, they've cleaned that up and everyone's
like party is normal, don't mind the Dead.
The scruffy's coming along with a push broom and don't mind the
bodies for a damn day and she leads You.
To one of the rooms just beside the bar.
Actually. And she goes you will want to
enter here right? As the our drops in about five
minutes here it'll be the perfect setup.
Then have your armaments ready and just simply smash everything
that's inside the room and it'll be easy peasy.
We're breaking stuff. Yes, that's the whole point of
this room is. It's wonderful.
Is it called The Rage room by any chance?
It is one of my favorite rooms. I don't think it's been dubbed
fully yet. I might suggest that to the
proprietor ra da. Yes, there's rage room is a
Greek name for it. But candidly this might be the
perfect stopping point. If yes, is that you say that I
will pull out my bad news rifle, but I like a also motherfuckers.
Rage room starting we've won every match against Hearts the
play. Yeah, you guys open the open,
the handle of the door, and you just here,
Shop til You Drop. What do you think guys?
Name of this episode? The Butthole Surfers?
Fuck. Yeah.
But the pothole surface. The undead dragon in the
turtles. Yeah, I mean I got that one.
It was the only one I got that. Would definitely get people's
attention and Undead. Dragging in a turtle, butthole
walk into a bowl one here. I'm good.
Yeah, she's a large indeed. I'm always open to suggestions
for the names of the episode the way that I'd suggest sided.
The last one is that actually ask Matt here Carlson the name
of the next episode and then he gave me a few and then I just
rolled a die based on them. The order that you gave it to
me. Which one was it?
I don't know. Three witches in a dwarf,
gotcha. no, I was preferential to Bob secret orgy.
Mmm, that's a good one. Okay used it.
I was tempted but I'm sure he doesn't die orgies to come are.
Geez. Yeah.
A fan. Yep.
I vote zombie dragons and turtles but holes that would do
it. Do it some something to the
similar effect as well? Yeah, it's pretty good.
Well, I'm sorry, Kitty. But his boot Mustachio knows
really hard. Well, don't do that.
Yeah, it seems rude but she doesn't seem to mind.
She wants all the attention. Yeah she'll do that thing.
As soon as you pet her and she shakes her head and then like
both of her ears just slap against your fingers.
I always feel really bad grades because they hit so hard.
And it's good games. Good sesh.
Yeah I'm pretty ecstatic that the two groups of finally made
contact the worst way possible. Yeah, you're welcome.
What can I say? Except you're welcome forever
side, the skies and seas, you're welcome.
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