Oh, the hand of the fake tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
The campaign starts and ends using memories that become
stories, and stories flow out with independent seeds,
paintings of legends. We left our adventure as known
as The Shadow. Teacher.
After they escaped the second level of health into the first
zone where they meet a Croy family headquarter who guides
them to the lava and demon filled caverns of the 1st.
Level of hell. And order near the exit of the
first level of hell. FM unfortunately falls to his
untimely demise any pool of lava or it becomes like a trop of
water that you can find a pan. After making it across the last
rickety bridge, the Shadow Seekers bargain for exit out
some out of the first level of hell and the gate with the
gatekeeper for 600 soul coins they'd found in the Dead Head
Porter's stash. Making it to the other side of
the gate, the Shadow Seekers find themselves back in
purgatory. Moving quickly through the maze
like walls, the Shadow Seekers come to an end come to come
quickly to Persephone's chamber where they solve her puzzle once
again and are rewarded with a quick passage and a waiting
elevator. They taking the elevator to the
top, they find themselves at the top of the Lava tower with the
leader and CEO of the PNC, Ashuma, along with another
quarter of Ash's family who has set up an interview for for them
with Ashuma. Without the slightest
hesitation, the sadder seekers Seekers jump the CEO Ashuma and
they and the the head Porter or the Porter that had just now
become Ash's new head Porter meets his untimely demise in the
struggle where Faust immediately casts earthquake on the top of
the tower and Ezra grapples with Ashuma as Franklin, Ash, Faust
and Mommy escape out a window. They destroy Franklin then
tosses out in their unfold and unfolds the astral ship they'd
had in the pocket rocket, a giant battle ready tortoise that
they float that now floats at the top of the crumpling lava
tower over overlooking a rocket labored labeled Q4 Micro RIP
Foust teleports back to Ezra, saving him and from Ashima's
grasp and Ashima decides to follow follow them on top of the
tortoise, which they didn't do battle with Ashima until he
himself commits seppuku with his last breath.
And this is where we left the Shadow Seekers.
Let's find out what happens this time.
Just painting a picture of what you guys can see who've loaded
in to see the map. You are floating above a vastly
expanding glowing tree that's ripping apart the tower that you
just escaped. As well that off in the distance
a rocket has just ignited its thrusters.
You have one turn each to provide a response because in
six seconds it will be in the upper atmospheres.
OK I just levelled up that like that means I get to pay it,
learn 2 spells it's. Just magic, it's the best spell.
What was the spell? It's either Magic Aura or
Nistel's Magic Aura. It essentially lets you take an
object and make it considered as a creature.
That's weird. Yeah, it's a very, it's a very
danky spell that I, I, I, I used pretty heavily.
Arcanus Magic Aura. And if you guys want we can rule
for initiative, but I assumed this would just be as however
you it might be the quickest and easiest way to see who goes
first, but. Go with Rob.
Yeah, I don't know how you're getting what you're saying about
that spell out of this. 2022. Mistles magic aura, not arcanas.
I'm reading they're the same thing.
They just make the They just make divination spells lie about
the object. No, look at.
Look, Yeah, but if you read it, it says it lies about the
object, and then it lets you target it as a as if you were
using it for a different spell because it's not divination
only. You change the way the target
appears to spells and a magical effects that detect magical
auras such as detect magic. Right?
You can make a non magical object appear magical.
Make a magic eye. Yeah.
You can't make it look like a creature to a spell that doesn't
target creatures that doesn't target checks.
At least that's not how it reads from what I'm reading.
Are you you looking at the 2014 or 2025?
What's I was looking at the 2025 but the 24 like. 2014 has what
you want. That's what we had figured.
So the 2014 is you change the way a target appears to spells
and magical effects that detect creatures, such as paladin's
divine sense or a symbol spell which is not divination.
That one specifically says Target Axe.
You choose a creature type and other spells and magical effects
that treat the target as if it were a creature of that type.
Our first paragraph still applies.
It only works on divination spells, but.
Symbol is not a definition spell, and that's included.
Where does it say anything about symbol?
Mask line. Three.
What's the spell called? Nistel's Magic Aura.
NYST. Yeah, so there's two parts,
there's false aura and then there's.
How spells like that that cause detection to work?
Yeah, like. So if you look up symbols.
Action I can't. So symbol fivey.
Yeah, I'm just saying that would.
That's. The same shit like that, that's
the, that's the same shit. We're like, Oh yes, Cobalts can
destroy the sun. Is it?
No, it's the same like vein of like I'm interpreting the rules
this way kind of thing. Yeah, I went online a bunch to
find out like what other people or what generally other rule
people say like they use. You can create a what?
What What? Is it a gossip?
It's clearly designed to like trick spells into believing that
like that Rock You through into the sigil is enough to set off
the trap. Yes.
Yeah, it's definitely. Designed for it's not making it
so that the rocket is now a bird and can be Earth.
No, no, no, it wouldn't turn into a bird.
It's considered a bird for the purposes of detection spells.
But the. So a spell that says target
creature. You know, target creature you
can see. That's not detection.
But it but you're looking only at the first part.
Look at symbol. It includes the symbol spell
which is not divination and it specifically says.
It does trigger on specifics bothering.
Jacob what? Jacob, what page is this on?
I'm 3O2, I can't really 3O2 this.
Situation 3O2. Our current.
Of players. Is that we need to stop a rocket
now if y'all could get me within.
You have the teleport spell. And no, does nobody else have a
teleport spell? Yeah, you're the wizard.
Does anybody have anything if I get you close to the rocket or
into the rocket? To do.
What? Anything to sabotage the rocket
it sounds like. Ezra Smash.
Anything plug the adamantine metal into the side of the ship.
We could have potentially aim for wherever the fuel might be.
Yeah. I mean we have we have in large
reduced via cat or Ashma ash so we could teleport to the, you
know, the fuel or the thruster and try to reduce size it.
Oh, OK. Because then it would just.
Hopefully. Fall out of the sky.
Wow. Yeah, because it would not it
without the correct power, it would sail think that's a good
idea. All right.
Are we trying to get into the rocket or onto the rocket, or
next to the rocket? What is the range on the larger
Deuce bell? Hold on, let me.
If we can make it small so its strength is less than we could
in snare and straight grab it, maybe.
It'll get reduced by dimensions by half, so the thruster will.
We won't be able to reduce it to the point where we can carry it.
Does anyone have a? Unless anyone has a ring of
reasonable size. I love that ring, one of my
first. Is it technically lifting the
object if the object is flying? No, it has to.
You have to be in control of it. Like that's the incent behind
intent behind like lifting it. Like does anybody?
Have a scrying spell so we can look at the cockpit.
I could teleport into the cockpit.
I have a misty step and I have ethereal Ness where I step into
the ethereal plane. I don't know how that works with
going through walls though. It does you.
It's weird, yeah, for the etherealness, I think, but the
the misty step, not because you have to see where you're going,
yeah. Misty step, however, have we
short rested since Eurythmic? It has been 5 seconds since
since we blew up the sword. OK, then I do not have ethereal
list because I used it at eurythmic.
I need to rest before I can use it again.
Oh, if you only used it at Eurythmic, I would say that
eurythmic is a is a separate thing.
Oh yeah. OK, so then we could we could
all hop into the pocket. I'll.
Watch yourselves in the catapult.
Somebody. You know we.
Somebody get me line of sight into the cockpit.
Somebody scry at anybody try. Have that kind of stuff.
I do, but I have to be the one to cast teleport damage, is it?
Teleport a helmet. It requires attunement.
We don't have time. Makes sense for.
A minute. You have 6 seconds.
It's that's which is what. So like I was just for Emily
too. As a reiteration there you all
have one turn each. So.
Yeah. And then this market is in the
stratosphere. Our options it looks like are
teleport near it and fuck it we ball.
Do we have options? I mean, we ball might have to be
the thing we do. What is a WE Ball?
Fuck it, we ball. I try to teleport us into the
rocket, having never seen inside the rocket.
Got it. I mean I could step into the
pocket rocket and equip the the giant skeleton monster Voltron
style or. The.
If you're in the pocket rocket, like we have to get inside the
rocket turn 1 because otherwise your turn is getting into the
pocket rocket. Get me in that cockpit, that
plant, that rocket will crash. So.
So I have a vague idea of where it is.
Could I could we consider that? I have seen it casually.
I'm not very familiar with it, but I can see the rocket from
here. I can guesstimate how far away
the tell the the cockpit is. Doesn't say can you get to the
like. Let's see what's in there.
Technically your ship is a creature, by the way.
Fun fact. Oh, is it things, just options
just got a lot more interesting. Yeah, now we can teleport all of
us, including the ship directly inside do.
We want to sacrifice the ship in a 9/11 style Challenger
disruption. I think so.
We can get another ship. We can always get another ship.
We can't get another moon. As long as Ezra gets a moment
where he gets to ride the rocket on as it's going plummeting
down, he's going to be. Happy.
By the ship we mean the pocket rocket.
Well, the ship we're currently standing on.
Yeah, we have two. Things down.
We have a warship kind of like the Adune, but it's more of like
a turtle, like Ironclad, it looks like OK, and we have a the
pocket rocket. Or I can teleport the turtle and
everybody on it and we could try and blow it up with the weapons
on the turtle. If you did that, then we would
have one shot, right? We've got one.
Shot have to do it in six seconds, so one round.
Well, teleporting into it gives us more time than teleporting
outside of it, right? Pathetically, but it's also way
more dangerous. I have a 50% chance assuming he
gives me the same casually. Level OK, side question.
How about this instead? None of us go anywhere.
You teleport the turtle into the thruster.
Hey, hey, hey, I know, I know, I know what I'm doing now.
OK. I won the race.
I get to succeed at one roll, I want to teleport.
It's all into the Cat cockpit and I want to succeed on the on
target. Including including the ship I'm
guessing. I don't, do I?
Do we want to bring the ship and really fuck it up?
I think so we can. Replace the ship.
This is the do or die moment. Take it all and then we could
all be essentially using our first turn to utilize the
weapons and just start blowing shit up the minute we teleport
in. Well keep in mind the turtle.
Like how big is the turtle compared to the rocket?
Like on actual scale. 'Cause this was our strategy
last time was to unleash the turtle inside the tower and do a
bunch of damage it. Would damage the ship, but we
needed the ship to get over to the rocket.
But we're now out of the towers and we need to get to the rocket
like. Is is this?
If this is actually to scale, the turtle might fit.
And then you just start blowing shit up, real Star Wars style.
You fly the ship in there. And make things go boom.
We got to get in, we got to get in the mood.
Ezra just wants to hit things. We will testify.
I'm trying, oh, wait, I guess I could just quickly go over to
that map. I need to go over to that.
That's what I need to do, a question scale.
Did eurythmic heal us to pull when we started eurythmic or no?
This is like Eurythmic is like a separate reality.
So like whatever your hit points you were at, where you were
travelling at before you were. And I'm just trying to remember.
I don't can't recall exactly though I know you'd missed at
least the last session. I want to say before eurythmic
veracity. So I don't know it where you
were at before then. I'm in half health, OK.
So as long as you recall, that's just what I was I.
Was just trying to but that's what we're doing Bucket.
We balled the turf, the turf. I'm.
Going to I'm going to go man one of the the guns.
That's what Ashley's going to do too.
She's just going to get on one of the edger.
'S scoring us how? Many guns are there, we're about
to teleport directly to them. Why are you pouting?
Because he can. Your bed like boom boom boom.
He's like, I want to smash with my.
Hands. We're going to teleport in, blow
a bunch of stuff up and then go smash.
OK. So, yeah, to answer your
original question, Jake, this is obviously not to scale.
And this is I was like I was saying to you to taking a lot of
artistic liberties just to make what I was describing last time
makes some sort of sense because you guys are physically about
1000 feet, you know, away from the rocket itself right now.
And that so scalistically the, the the tortoise is actually
about the size of the rocket. So it's maybe a little bit,
maybe a little bit bigger if you're only talking about like
it's because like it's definitely wider.
The Rockets like 50 feet tall and the the the tortoise is like
60 feet long. If we teleport the turtle, the
turtle might die, and we might die.
Not technically. Because the metal's not a living
shit. Though so, Mr. Jacob, remember
how teleport? Remember how teleportation
works? We we would literally displace.
If the turtle's not a creature, then why isn't the rocket a
creature? Construct construct versus like
living being like the the the tortoise.
You guys are like parasites inside of the.
The turtle's a living thing. Yeah, that's completely
different, like. The IT is a creature.
OK, yeah, yeah. See they?
Were saying Oh no, no, no, no, Jacob literally Jacob literally
transport us into the rocket. Because of how the rule of
teleportation works. If there's anything occupying
the space in which we are in, everything that is around us is
displaced. It gets displaced.
Where? That's why I was saying.
Just send her away. Yeah, you could just send it
directly into the fuel, into the fuel reserve.
We're on it. You get out.
To where the. Room.
We just left the tower. The one that was just fell apart
behind us is liberal tree emerged.
Yeah. Yeah, forget about the tree.
All right, teleporting in seems the best.
I think we all just go leave the turtle behind.
Why? Why can't you bring the turtle?
Because the turtle won't fit inside the.
Ship so we have a place to go back to.
Yeah. You know what I'm you know what?
Fuck it, we ball. Yeah, teleported the turtle and
everybody on it into the cockpit of the rocket using my snail
tea, whatever it was called, feed on the roll.
Wait, but if the turtle tries to teleport inside something
smaller than it, what happens? I'm going to.
It breaks the bigger thing. I'm going to.
I'm going going to pre empt you as you take sights on it with
your glasses over top of your eyes, you see a little symbol
appear at the corner of your glasses and you kind of like
focus in on the symbol and it expands with a text of saying
forbiddance is cast on this current object that you were
looking at. Forbiddance.
I don't know what that is. IE you can't teleport in out.
Well, we can teleport right next to it, God damn it.
Oh. You're forbidden, we do.
It by half size. Yes, all right.
Does. Forbidden Second.
Against axis. Mr. Franklin, full steam ahead.
I want to teleport the turtle right next to it so that it
collides into the fucking thing and.
Dips it. Yeah, this is an adamantine
turtle too, so it'll do automatic crit against objects.
Is adamantine. Yeah.
And that double S it because it's an object.
Because it's not a creature, it's an object.
Yeah, that you can see. The ship is.
Mr. Franklin full steam ahead. I put on a pirate hat and I full
steam ahead. The only.
Like up here, like tip of the turtle, like angled so that like
it hits the. Tip of the.
Rocket begins to nudge it. It's tip we touched.
The tip we touched? The tips?
Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't you, You can physically see that
location, so you definitely don't have to roll, obviously.
And you're able to get right in right next to the ship.
As you do, a big red light turns on the side of the ship facing
the tortoise and starts to glow. I cast in large, reduce and
reduce the size of the Rockets as soon as we're within range.
The Rockets. Or you can make the turtle
bigger. Oh wait, should I make the
turtle bigger? I thought I was reducing the
size of its jet fuel. Can you?
If we were doing that, we have to teleport to the bottom.
That was your turn then, Jake. Right, that was my that was my
turn holding up like reaction. Yeah.
Yep, Yep. So the intent was that we were
teleporting while full steam ahead to ram into it, right,
versus teleporting to get to land next to it?
Correct. I want to ram it and knock it
over. Yeah, Do we roll the hit on?
That. Or how does that work?
What? Oh, so you're.
You're the idea is not teleport next to it, it's to teleport and
ram it at the same time. We're going full speed, ramming,
teleporting to it. Versus.
Teleport into into. Yeah, we are in momentum as we
teleport so that when we and at the other side of our teleport,
the momentum carries. Yeah.
I want the rocket to like tip over and like launch itself into
the side of a mountain. So if you doubled the size of
the turtle, we'd probably do double damage with the, with the
with everything. It's.
One reaction it's going to use, which is that glowing red light
that you see as the turtle as you blink into existence right
next to it and the turtle starts to come within a range, that
glowing red light turns and hums to life and.
Counter spell if it's a spell. Not a spell, it's a fucking
giant laser cannon. Question.
Question How far from the cockpit are we right now?
Considering the idea behind it of getting up to speed, so you
were probably like slightly travelling before you left and
had a slight distance. You know you weren't right on
top of the fucking thing as you were coming in.
You're looking, you're looking at it and you don't see any
exterior like bridge location like there isn't anything
looking out from the inside. Do I see any kind of door shaped
objects? Yeah, under the giant laser that
just shot off, which I need to figure out how.
Outstanding my reaction. I'm jumping on to that point
with claws in acid mode. I was.
Thinking he was going to take the bullet.
Oh well. He can also do that too, but
opening a door seems like a really good idea too.
You really want to play a new character?
No, I mean his hands are his, his claws are acid.
He could literally eat into the door to open it.
You're definitely I don't I we'll get to that.
I think Jesse, you were going to do something.
Yeah, I wanted to pass enlarge, reduce to reduce the size of the
rocket, the part that's propelling it specifically.
You go to target it and you realize there isn't exactly a
force on the rocket that's going that's that's igniting as you
guys kind of your your eyes finally do focus on what's going
on with now the new resolution of being a lot closer to this
thing. You see at the base of it there
is a steady jet of lava that is being funneled straight into
what looks like a Dome shaped piece that the lava is then
spraying out from there and it is heating up and pressing
slowly against the bottom of the rocket, creating the propulsion.
Oh, should I shrink the Dome or should I just shrink the whole
fucking rocket You. Shrink the whole rocket if you.
Shrink the Dome. You just completely like the
force would be like negated just about like.
That's what I'm thinking. How?
How much does it shrink by 5? Percent.
So if you just like shrink a window, I mean you would then
make the rocket not space worthy.
Airtight. Yeah.
Well, I'm sure they have redundancies where they can
close off individual rooms like space.
People, yeah. So they might have a redundancy
for the Dome is that is there only the one Dome on the bottom
that's sucking in and pushing out the lava.
More or less that you can you you can see though The thing is
like the the whole size of the bottom half of the rocket, like
the the whole bottom portion of the rocket is shaped like this.
Is the Dome, is the Dome, this castle thing under it, or is it
like in the ship? Is that what you're saying?
It's like at the bottom of the ship.
Yeah. Like inside of where the lava is
coming from, not in. Yeah, it's still inside.
That's that's complicated it. Then I'm going to reduce the
size of that thing. OK.
That is a very interesting question to be had.
Large reduce Best bell One of the best bells.
In the meantime, while I'm figuring out what the fuck that
does, your ship box underneath of all of you and after your
casting that everyone else is going to have to roll a
dexterity savings or take a disadvantage on whatever they
were trying to do. Except Ezra now, who is jumped
off the edge of the ship. Aiming for a door baby.
And your ship is, I believe. I was just looking at it.
I've got so many stat blocks up right now and different things.
And. Hey, hey, Jacob.
What happened? Critically damaged and to the
point of that it's sinking towards the ground and been
blown, you know, off course, drastically from actually
hitting this thing and. That was our turn, guys.
We need to get onto that ship right now, otherwise it's going
to be gone. Hey Jacob, I got a question.
What if if if a if an object goes up into orbit and it's not
pressurized, what happens to it? It crunches.
If. It's.
No, that's not what happens. Aw.
The if the things inside don't need to breathe, it might not be
pressurized at all. You guys are seeing just the the
starts of it too with three turns already out of the way.
The starts of the rocket, or two turns 2 1/2 we'll say it
anyways, the rocket is starting to just lift the smallest
smidgen margins off the ground, and the rest of the area is
starting to fill, even more so with the lava.
As you cast in large reduce on the bottom of this rocket, the
Dome that is that you cast it on shrinks to half of its size and
then it is disgorged into the in into the the bubbling lava.
As you see a that kind of burn away, it starts to penetrate
into the rest of the ship before hitting what looks like a fail
safe at the bottom of the ship and splashing against the whole
bottom of the ship. Now, not in any, not as as
coalesced as it was before, but still providing the thrust that
they need, it seems like. There was going to be fail safes
in place or something like that, but I was like got to try it
anyway. Did ramming it do anything?
The the the laser shot you guys off course, it was like 355
points of damage to your ship, so.
Damn, I saw that role. We.
We we teleported I think too far away from it.
We needed to be like right on top of it.
I mean, I did try and teleport right on top of it, but OK.
OK, I have Thunderstep. If it's 150 feet away, I can
take someone with me and if everyone wants to hop into the
pocket rocket, then that. And die.
No, the pocket rocket is different from the ship.
Pocket rocket is the stone that we live in.
It's a house. Everyone goes in there.
I thunderstep over to the spaceship, assuming Ezra gets
the door open. Ezra will get the door open.
And then we can all enter. Current plan I will let Ezra try
to attack this very large airlock door.
Ezra. Going all right, that sounds
like a good idea. Does anyone have any heels?
I only have 40 health left. We have Mango I'm.
Still. Trying to.
Party. Want you to hit the door?
20 will hit the door. Awesome.
Ezra, Kyle, just. Drink, don't smash.
Teleporting right next to the rock like how a large rock like
turtle got knocked off course but big damage OK.
Yeah, 'cause if we teleported like a couple feet away from the
rocket as we rammed into it. That was it.
Literally, it literally tore your ship in half as you guys
were coming. Up on it, I, I think the the
difference Josh, is you're considering it that when we
teleported, we teleport far enough away from the ship to
still be travelling towards it. They're saying they want to
teleport directly onto it, like within one foot.
That cannot happen with forbiddens.
That's right, there's like a a zone around it or something.
Yeah, more of it can be up to 4000 feet for for I think it
was, but 40. 1000. So yeah, 40,000 but I was nice
with it. And then we cast it on the on
the actual rocket itself, more or less like with a buffer zone.
I was in between that probably about, I don't know, let's say
50 feet. 1916. Frack.
Why is it simple? Why is it simple?
Math gets me 35 damage to the door, 35 First attack?
Yeah, 35. Frankly.
Is that still intact? I can get us into the ship if
everyone gets into the pocket rocket.
Acid. So it is going, yeah.
Frankly. Acid for the door.
I gave you the second spell of earthquake.
Right. I don't remember that but.
So. My arrows are adamantine.
Can I? Shoot.
The door. 15 For the second, let me look it up.
I mean, yeah, to answer your question, Emily.
I mean, we can do that, but should we do that now or should
we do that once we're inside? I think that if we do it on the
base like the the base is like the lava is the thrust like it's
shooting up from the ground into the rocket, not the other way
around. It's more like a laser solar
sail system than a. Josh 34 More damage to the door.
Like it's a ground based thrust system if we destroy that.
You made some sizeable progress, as in like tearing at the edges,
but it is still intact. Last one, please God, let me
crit this door. Let me crit the door.
Don't crit the door, we're going to earthquake.
I should give that to someone else because I can still get us
into the ship if this door opens, but I can't if I use my
action to earthquake. So I'm hoping Emily or Mommy can
30. Nine more points of acid to the
door. I think you're the only other
major spellcaster or main spellcaster.
How do I? How do I decide if I can help?
Or Ash? Do you have any spell casting
capacity? Just the ability.
To pass a spell. Ranger, I believe.
Ash does, but she already used in large reduce so.
Have I used enough damage to open the door?
I do it with one second. I need to pull up something else
here. OK.
What was the total on that again?
I know you were up to like 70 before and now probably pushing.
All totaled 100 and 109 damage to that door.
Fucking your door. You're able to RIP around the
edges just enough that you've you get into one of the the the
emergency release panels and it just just enough so that you can
open. It doors open.
Time to kill everything in here. I hopped myself into the pocket
rocket. Nimoy, do you have the capacity
to cast spells at all? Yes, yes.
OK, I hand the earthquake spell to you and I point at the bottom
where the Dome thing is that we reduced.
I can't follow you. I can't go with you because I
can't get in the pocket Rocket I'll.
Have I can bring you? You can get in the if everyone
hasn't used your movement. If even if he didn't I, I can
take one person with me for a Thunder step.
And and and then we still have Nimaway.
I don't know what you or it sounds like, right?
Thank you Agonon and Mommy who have not done anything with
their single turn. So Agonon's only level 8 and
he's at half health right now, so he's very nervous to get on
this racket. I handed you a magic mango by
the way. You can eat it, it will reduce
your life by one year so you'll be one year younger and then it
heals you for 10 D 4 + 20. It reduces your life.
That sounded so horrible. It did.
I worded that very badly and I'm sorry you're one year younger.
You sacrifice your life for health.
I'll trade 2. Years.
For health. And it heals how much?
10D4. 10 D 4 + 20. Oh, that's a lot.
Can I eat like half the mango or do I have to eat it all at once?
Mangoes go bad pretty quick once you eat them.
Just start eating and save the pit because we're regrowing
these mangoes. Just share it if anyone else has
a low health. Faust is a little fucked up.
Take it back. Faust levelled up.
He's a Max. Well, we didn't rest since your
rhythmic. I know, but leveling up
typically restores your HP. If it didn't, I don't think I
got hurt. Actually, don't we have to rest
in order to level up? Oh, I don't know.
Is that a rule here? I was technically supposed to be
level 14 before that fight started.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, theoretically usually I'd
with the long rest is required, but I mean, I'm not going to I'm
not going to debate debate the spell spell slots that you're
using for it. But if you.
I haven't used spell slots from that level yet.
OK. I was more thinking too like
this about the health points too I guess if you want to split
that I. Just don't know if I got hurt
during the fight because like, I don't.
Think you know? Oh yeah, I did.
How? Do you think anything touched
you? He threw, he threw counterspells
that hurt me. Yeah.
Oh yeah, that that's right. I think I was like at 63.
Ezra thinks he's a bitch. I.
Need to know. If we did level up without a
long rest, because then I levelled up too.
And you may Max, you may, you may level, but I would not get
the, you would not get the health back.
Oh, OK. Anyways, yeah.
'Cause I know part of part of that is like the the long rest
aspect, getting the health back. OK so sorry I'm I really
struggle to consume audio information that isn't visual.
Can you tell me the the mango healing amount?
What detail? Plus you should be able to look
it up in your and manage inventory.
Healing mango of youth, it's called.
ND 24, sorry, plus 20, so just a base 20 and then roll 24 and
actually it'll be much better. OK, does Faust want to split
this mango? Anybody want to throw one at
Ezra? Who wants part of this mango?
Ezra does. As soon as I get on that ship
with you, I'll give you a mango. I was going to say, Ezra, you're
kind of shit shit out of luck right now.
Oh yeah, you're already. On the ship.
OK. Does Fast want half this mango?
No. I think I think he would.
OK. So it was.
Keep the pit. Keep the pit yourself.
This is Arsenac doing too, by the way, isn't?
Sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to be doing come back. Welcome to the.
Chaos. I was kind of hoping you would
forget I was here or just insert me after.
This. No, dude, he's so fucking.
One, what is he going to do? Level 1.
Yeah, technically you, you.
You shove a ring of. You should write a story.
Well, you could benefit from the the level levelling up that we
talked about if you wanted to. I did get your XP in there.
Which is a different sheet. Like.
Any like I I looked through both of those Google drives that I
couldn't find like. You're all the way at the end.
Many pullers. I need to reorganize those
sheets at some point. I started a little bit, but
yeah. It was just like a bunch of
images and I was like busy with stuff that day.
So I was like, I'll come back to this and then I forgot.
So what level is he then? I'm.
Live. Loading Oh, you got it up.
I've already got it up level 5. Thanks.
Oh wow, we. Got you.
That's I still don't think he's going to be much good at level
5, but. Creativity goes a long way when
you don't have levels. We'll give you a gun.
Oh, it's making me reselect everything.
OK, All right. I was hoping it would just
remember my choices OK. Yeah I discovered that too.
When ID leveled it deleted. Everything and I'm really mad
this bites. I don't remember what I oh.
That is, that is sad. I always duplicate when I level
up to 20. Full up.
The smart thing to do is duplicate, but what you're
seeing around you too, just to give you even better because you
don't have some of the contacts that everyone else does.
You're on top of a giant flying turtle.
Welcome to the world. You were then now teleported
with the giant floating flying turtle in front of a giant
rocket ship and might not be clear to Whiskey Jack probably
what a rocket ship is, but you can tell that it is some sort of
very phallic looking thing that is faced upward and getting
going to be shot. Well, he he's in the chair.
In the chair. Yeah, he was in the chair.
She's. She knows that I know that this
is a fucking rocket. This situation is.
I forgot Whiskey Jack was on the post Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.
I'm going to have to eat your brain.
Addie want this what a good. Job, but he's hiding in the
back, hoping that no one remembers he's there 'cause
those. Self aware would be terrified.
While everybody else is probably like freaking out about some
stuff in the same pocket rocket, they realize you have the torque
neck neck which is that necklace half Crescent shape and.
I don't remember if I gave him an ASI or lucky.
I of course I have something I can give you to make you to
power you up. He probably needs to be lucky.
Oh yeah. I have dominate monster and they
auto succeed thing from before so once we get over there I can
give you a giant skeleton monster to act as a Voltron that
you can ride does. That literally have AT skeleton.
Matt, is there always succeed the T?
Yeah. I didn't hear any of.
That I thought that expired. No.
So last session we decided no. Yeah, cool.
Yeah. Yeah, we decided that.
Oh. They got nerfed.
They did get nerfed. It was like an auto win.
It was too strong for every role for one session, but instead
it's just an auto win for one role.
Yep, because I, I had AI had an idea.
I was like, if it's an auto win for every role, I'm just going
to walk up to him, push him down and then like tie him up because
I'll just win. Just walk in and be like,
alright, you're done Jacob. That would not be fun for
anyone. No send me such good music.
So we are presently in. OK, I thought you were going to
give Whiskey Jack something else to poop symbol.
Oh yeah, yeah, I throw you a poop symbol.
If you don't want to be here, just intent, try, think to
yourself. Enter pocket Rocket and you'll
go to our house and you'll be safe.
Oh, why does it look like a poop?
I don't know. If.
You see, if you see a goblin missing a hand, don't touch it.
It's mine. But yeah, that thing in the
cage, don't go near it. That's a That's an instant
death. Yeah, that's what I'm giving
her. So I'm level 5 and my options
are ride a giant skeleton into the rocket or just go to the
pocket rocket and wait for this to be over.
And not touch the goblin missing the hand.
Yeah. No, I I don't think I would have
done that to begin with. Very important.
Don't touch the skeleton mouse or inside the cage.
Yeah, OK, then there you suddenly remembered is there.
Gets the hell out of Dodge. Thank you for the poop sip.
And then he's gone. I turned to the other end.
She's going to be terrified. What she sees in there.
You pop into the pocket rug and not only do you see giant
skeleton in a cage, you also see a changeling woman cooing over
A2 headed baby. Oh yeah, the baby.
As well as a whole bunch of giant crickets and goblins.
And just marching around. Keep in the house.
And what looks to be like some sort of chop shop where dead
bodies are stripped of their flesh and then the bones are
processed and fed to the skeleton monster.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. They're not the good.
Guys. Peak efficiency, and that's
mine. And then whiskey.
Jack's eyebrows are like trying to leave his head.
OK, alright. Some promise.
Hi. No boust heal, I gave you half
the mango. Hell yeah, how much my healing.
5DD4. Plus 10D4.
Oh Oh yeah, 5 'cause it's 1/2. So would it be 5 D 4 + 10?
Yep. 24 yeah, puts me at 87. Ezra's got the door open.
Let's go. Mommy.
Still casting? Oh, sorry, go on.
Yeah, I guess Agonon, you still have your turn technically do
you just kind of used your bonus action, but I'm just reminding
those that have not had a turn, I mean, so if you.
If I can't tell if we can safely get onto the rocket or not.
I've opened the door. I can get us into the rocket.
You're you're the ship you're standing on is disintegrating
around you. It's been split in half from a
laser. You, everyone except for one
person needs to get into the pocket rocket so that I can
teleport us over there. Oh, OK.
If you want, if you want to the outside, then and since you'll
have a free action, mommy, if you want to be the one to
teleport with me, you would have a free action as soon as we
landed. 'Cause.
Everyone. Everyone else would have already
used their action this turn. Yeah, you could ready an action.
Yeah, the problem with I have Libra magic.
I have none. No, I have an axe.
Well, you're going to be inside of a ship, potentially with a
whole bunch of hostiles. Yeah, you're going to go AX
immediately. OK, then I'll hang out and
teleport with you. I just don't know how useful
it's going to be in a lot of the situations we've been in
recently. Magic's been infinitely better.
So I don't know if you want a spellcaster or if not, I mean,
you know, you have my ACT or my free axes, whatever.
I'm. A spellcaster.
I'll have a Marshall and a spellcaster.
That'll work. I mean, everyone's coming out
immediately next turn anyway. I just want to give you the
option. To do.
Something, hopefully. Coming out.
I don't want the I. Don't want the world to know?
So am I still casting earthquake underneath the rocket?
That would be why. Yes.
Yeah. OK.
Ezra breaks the door open. Here, Ezra.
So you're casting Earthquake? On the bottom of the.
OK, now here's a question. How far can you target with
earthquake? Oh.
I just kind of trusted you guys that I could reach.
It's pretty Dang far. Let me check.
It. Is D within range?
500. Range 500.
OK, you cast it and nothing seems to happen, but you know
that it went off right this second.
Because the thing already slightly took off.
Well, so there's no ground right below the rocket.
It's all lava for the most part. The floor we disrupt the ground
enough to. Change the.
Yeah, Shouldn't it disrupt the pole that's holding the lava,
Letting the lava let's. Open it with like, cause erratic
behavior of the lava and then. I was looking.
I was looking at. The erratic behavior of the lava
would cause the the rocket to tip a little bit.
You remember. That.
You remember that like room that you walked by on the first level
of hell that was channelling energy up.
Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty far down.
I I was just going to grant that it's within 500 feet.
You could probably. Hit it but.
It's going to take a little while to resolve.
It's instead of if instead of. Well, OK, so the ground was in
reach 100 foot radius circle though centered on that space.
So if you pointed it at the ground, 100 feet of that rocket
is within that range, right? I don't understand the question.
Yeah, that's the that's the problem I'm seeing here.
The ground right now under the rocket is very deep under a lot
of lava. No, I only had two.
Got it, Rep. I apologize, Emily.
Hey, no, it's something's going to happen, just not right this
turn. And I will hold my turn until
everyone jumps into the pocket rocket except for Mommy, and
when she does, I will pop us into the.
Last bit of movement to get in there since it's movement action
apparently. Yep.
Watch my poop symbol and pray. That's a sentence ever existed
before. Oh, Ezra's like a dog.
Dog on like, you know, leash just like, come on, come on,
come on, come on, Get over here. Come on.
OK. We're common.
Give me one moment. I have to do some things here.
I have stuff ready for this. I'm going to this action off my
form of dread and then action thunderstep me and mommy while
holding the pocket rocket. Yep, I'm just trying to get
token mommy rage. If it's an wait, if it's a
movement speed to use the pocket rocket, could they still be
using their movement speed to immediately leave again?
Theoretically. How many movement speeds?
No, wait. We're coming out, we want the
world to know, got to let it show immediately, be entering
into a fight. Yeah.
OK, I'll have to get. I'll have to get the skeleton
boy later. You have 6 seconds technically
in a turn as long as it takes 3 seconds or less to enter the
pocket rocket. Dominate monsters in action.
Turn around and leave. I could, I could certainly.
Like once we get in there I could enter the pocket rocket,
but dominating the creature would take a full action I
think. How many did you want, creature?
So I have this spell dominate monster at level 8 and I was
going to cast it on the skeleton monster and also use it as a
giant. Like what was the show Power
Rangers Voltron, Voltron where they where you essentially just
get into the thing? Power Rangers and Voltron?
Technically, yeah. Yeah, that was what I was going
to give to Well, or Whiskey Jack, if she was feeling it.
I got killed. It's a lie when it got ripped in
half. I'm so sad.
Yep, things die. Well, he's good.
We'll, we'll see. He'll see.
More for later. Don't worry, RIP.
He's basically the dual equivalent.
Yeah, I, I, I needed to show you, show you all that before we
got rid of the map that I that I found for it so.
Don't worry, it'll be back. We'll we'll, we will.
We will get back. RIP flight Alice.
We have all the ingredients so we could build a new one.
OK. So what?
It won't be this one. But if you look just like it.
We'll call you good hang. Where am I in here?
Where is this? I just, I had you guys on top of
the turtle turtle for a second, but I was also dropping other
people inside of the pocket rocket.
I don't even. See Fast.
Yeah, I. My line of sight seems to be
tied to possible Bob host. Funny GM.
Yeah, mine too. It's probably, probably,
probably because yeah, all players forgot we throw that
guy. Agonon's in here.
I mean, Bob's a mimic, can you turn into something?
Ezra needs to change tokens. He's werewolf moding, so let's
go. Oh good, good call.
Need to get. Why are there so many giant
roaches on here? Hey.
Those are mine because. He's a swarm keeper Ranger on
top of like a paladin on top of he's a, you know.
I'm a I'm a I'm a triple class. The swarm is my my chain packed
familiar. When I first started the game, I
was AI was an order cleric slash swarm keeper Ranger.
And then I opened the book and became this.
Oh, here we go. Take.
This I am a Aladdin cleric warlock.
Is that a pile of bones? Yes.
Yeah, that's the thing going. Don't touch it.
Is that traffic cones in front of it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Danger like a safety area. Don't go in there.
Last person who did got their head ripped off.
And then we use them to make undead toothpaste.
So don't tell him not to do something.
He's he's looking. You don't not like, you can't.
It's that you don't want to. If you like.
Your own little head, the way it is.
My head is very pretty bionese. Yes, strut your stuff, but out
of arm's reach of the creature that would want to eat you.
You can buy it from this side of the cones.
You can. Does everyone remember if anyone
dies? Everybody I believe is currently
wearing a ring of mine shielding.
So if you die, you go into the ring and we can bring it back.
Do I? Do we have one?
There's probably like a. Pile of them inside.
Don't we buy a bunch? Of but don't we have a chest of
amenities with these rings in it?
Yep. We have a chest of desire.
I think Thoust bought a number of these rings.
I did. He has the number.
I don't remember how much. Oh yeah, I'll.
Bring my chilling I'm going to add it to my.
Inventory. The rain also protects you from
divination, so were we sneaking instead of blowing a hole into
the wall, we would be OK. We were not presented the
opportunity to sneak. No sneaking required.
There's no sneaking options here.
No, this is this is this is a commando raid babies.
Ezra C Snacks. Storage Bay.
OK so I think I have this encounter ready now too.
Just going to make sure. Edit.
I come running from a chest I was just digging through and I
hand you a ring of mine shielding.
There you are. Which character is this one?
That's Whiskey Jack the bird. Whiskey Jack.
OK. So many.
Many. Poland.
He's a bird. He's an Aricochra.
His token is just a bird until I finish his art.
Mess. Fast.
OK, OK. Imagine him with like some white
feathered emo bangs and that's pretty close.
Fun stuff all right, I am going to need initiative from everyone
now. Yay, Ezra.
Make sure to select your token before rolling and it will
populate. Otherwise I can get it in, don't
worry. I can't select myself.
You put the wrong token on. This is the old Franklin.
Dang it. Talk.
I need Crusader Franklin. House going slow today. 24 for
Ezra. We'll go with this one.
For now that works. Yeah, I got it now.
I'm trying to remember where initiative is on the character
sheet. Just.
Armor. OK, Yeah.
You guys should all buy a Sentinel shield if you wear
Shields. We should what?
Buy a Sentinel shield. It's a non attunement item that
gives you advantage on initiative, but you.
Can't have shield with bows, correct?
You can just have it on your back or something.
We were rolling for initiative, you said.
Indeed, looks like you need some healing there too, Ash.
Oh yeah, I should just pop a man, go out and have at it.
I've got 33 hit points. This will be fun. 24 Hazard's
ready to roll. Did we get mommies in there?
Did I miss it? What do you need?
Initiative. My fellow.
Barbarian let's. Smash, Do you see where you're
at now too? It looks like after the after
you close the door behind you is.
That an empty seat. No, there is something in it
moving it. It just, I don't know, looks
empty robot. Robots in disguise.
That looks hijackable. Does that look like it hangs?
On. But so just a quick description
there, you guys walked in through the, the, the the ripped
open door were able to still seal it behind you 'cause you'd
press the emergency release, if you recall Ezra.
And as you do so the next door opens up after a few seconds of
re pressure, or pressure is reasserted it seems like to some
degree, and you open up into what looks like a large storage
Bay with a a few undead and and and constructs of sorts moving
goods around in it. What?
What looks edible? Depends upon what you derive as
edible, and for Ezra I think that would literally be
anything. So yes.
Yes, it's amazing. It moves.
Let's see. Work for the snack.
Easy snack. Work for the snack.
Easy snack. Everyone, I think everyone has
ruled initiative. Now.
I got mommies. Now Ezra is first.
I will be bouncing back into the pocket rocket for a moment to
see what you guys are doing. But and for that reason, Faust,
I'm going to bump your initiative just because it looks
like everybody else's in the pocket.
Rocket got high, got high 20s. I'm a but I'm just bump it to to
the 20 so that you guys are all together.
It's going to make everyone's lives easier.
Ezra's going to eat this first thing, and then he's going to
the next and the next next. If if one of those rings is
sitting around the whiskey, Jack will take one of those.
Ash handed you one. Thank you.
You know what, let's say I handed you a healing mango of
youth too, so you have it ready in your bag.
Beautiful. Let's see here now is we're
going to hit the thing. Does a 20 hit the thing in front
of me, Josh? Yes, it looks like a more or
less zombie. Nice.
So that one's going to take. From my initial first hit, 35
damage. OK.
Is it still up? You're able to rend its flesh
quite easily, but it your, your strike goes, we'll just say,
straight across the body as you're running in forward.
It is still up. Oh, that's awesome.
He's going to hit it again, 25, so obviously that's going to
hit. Yep.
And then? Oh, how much of that was
necrotic from that last damage, sorry.
How much was it necrotic? None.
That's right, it's. Something else?
Acid. Acid.
Thank you. Yeah.
Apologies. This will be 39 damage.
Sorry, I didn't mean to roll that.
Ignore that. You're good.
You're able to probably have lopped off, we'll say both of
its arms at this point, but it is still.
Standing. I'm taking its head now with a
29. That'll hit.
Oh, I'll say it. Didn't Mommy have her ready to
action? Oh yeah, yeah.
Actually, Mommy, you should be taking a.
Turn. Oh oops, I clicked the wrong
button. Hold on, just redo that again.
Thank you for the fan. I was jumping up the.
Ground another another 39 damage SO393935.
Sad. Yeah, you RIP its head clean
off, falls to the. Yay, rest the movement.
Moving right to this guy. You're next.
And as it falls to the ground there is a puff of greenish do
that just all around it. Ezra just looks.
Ezra just looks back it up. Ezra just looks back at
Franklin. Franklin with his head.
Don't eat that don't eat that. Don't eat that guys prostrat.
What if we just, What if we just, we have, we have crowbars
and battering Rams and stuff? What if we just cut the whole
bottom off of this rocket? You blow enough holes in the in
the walls here. Yeah, that's what I was
thinking. Because do it nothing to the
hall to make it an unusable ship.
So, Mommy, Yeah. I.
Believe it is your turn though. We don't.
We have rings, we have the pocket rocket.
As soon as it starts going down, we just jump in the pocket
rocket. Wait.
What happens if the pocket rocket?
Some of my swarm which could fly away with the pocket rocket with
us in it. Yeah.
You're not taking the one in the in the in the in the in the can.
I mean, I could. Then you get to play with the.
Things again. So I do have a question.
So I have my 3 vicious hand axes.
That's usually like there's a lot that goes into that.
I'm assuming that I can't do that as my ready to action.
What? Yeah, that would work.
It's you're using your attack action right?
Well, she's asking all three accidents because.
They're. Yeah, yeah.
Usually I'm that part of the the way that acts, those 3 axes are
are written as that you can use your action, your bonus action
and your movement I think, and launch all three.
You're bub rating, right? Yeah.
So you should have two attacks per turn at least, so you can
get two of them out at least. Yeah, it's 2 weapon fighting.
But I don't get a bonus, right? I'd like to rage, but raging is
a bonus action. Technically I'm I'm counting
this honestly for yourself as like a surprise round for just
you. So you you'd have all of those.
Yeah, you could have raged before we teleported.
All right, I'm going to throw two hand axes.
You could throw all three if you wanted, but yeah, you could
also. Well then I want a rage.
Yeah, you can. Yeah, I I got to hear your rage
though. Rage for me.
Sure, OK, sure. You got a fun Hobbit out.
That's Yeah, he got a girl. Yeah.
It won't let me send it. Why?
OK, whatever. Yes, I'm gonna rage.
I rage for a minute and I'm gonna throw two hand axes.
And as the page loads. OK.
So. I'm going to throw so so as
we're still fighting this dude, right?
Moved up to ON, yeah. There's.
Glass. Nope, it's more of like a cage
and there's there is a creature inside of it.
They they also look to be mostly, I just didn't have a
token I guess for them and I was going to use that thing, but
it's like a sleek looking creature.
They almost look like they're melded into the seat that
they're sitting into and tied into some wires and such that
they're inside of it right now. Mother fucker.
OK, so I'm going to throw 2 axes.
It's a 16 to hit and a 14 to hit.
Let me. Check.
Let's see.
That's a creature in the in the in the Mac suit are.
They ping off of the roll cage. With the what?
That's how small the roll cage is.
No, you those do not hit and I. Was oh, they don't hit OK.
Yeah, coming up with a description for they just Ting
Ting off of the cage that's in front of the creature.
It's like a like a roll cage like I described.
Like if it were to fall it wouldn't crush it kind of thing.
Gotcha. OK.
How big are the openings in the cage?
Yeah, there are openings. Oh, how big?
Sorry, big enough that they could climb out if they fell
over on it. Because the axe could make it
through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It's just really hard. And I moved a little bit and
that's my turn. OK, you're going to get another
turn shortly, but it is Franklin's turn now.
I'll look around. Is or don't?
Yeah, don't. Don't.
That was bad. Can I move?
Can I? Is it an action to move this
bench? It is and you guys do feel too.
Just this is my bad again because that was the bonus
action bonus round. I know technically for mommy and
technically Ezra's turn was happening as you were attacking
the big large medley thing, but you do feel a rumbling as if
gravity is increasing on you guys at an exponential rate too.
So all of your movement is, we'll say, halved for right now
it's. Fun.
Gosh. All right.
Are we going to try to RIP the bottom half of this rocket up or
are we trying to make our way up to fight the other guys?
I don't think we're going to have time to fight people before
the. Rocket in space Need to make the
rocket stop working. OK, we need to.
We need to make the machine and RIP this whole thing apart.
Yeah, knowing that I will say all right, BRB and I will use
movement to enter the pocket rocket, walk up to the the gate
with a skeleton monster and go hey buddy.
Hey buddy, let's go. It's time and I will cast using
my auto win thing dominate monster on this creature.
And for a moment your mind tilts and you see through the creature
for a second. I don't think that's exactly how
Dominate works, but I'm going to give it for you just for
perspective because I like it. And then you you have.
A telepathic link. OK, that's that's what I think.
I thought, I thought it might have been something like that,
but I didn't go back and look at it before deciding on this.
But you, yeah, you see through. There is no eyes on the
creatures. So you see through this sense
that kind of just has like this unending hunger, as well as this
ability somehow to just sense like the veins and the hearts of
another living creature and the desire to consume.
That's sweet, I assume we need a stamp block for this?
This is what I found online and posting a discord.
You tell me if you like it. I'll use my telekinetic ability
with this thing to grab it and then teleport back out and say
destroy everything. Specifically take the punch
holes in the walls. We want to RIP the whole bottom
off of this thing. Oh.
Because the rocket, the the thing that's powering the
rocket, is below us. If we just punch enough holes in
the walls, the top and bottom should disconnect, right?
I mean, I would imagine there would be some upward thrust of
the two together, but at some point there's enough like
rattling and movement going on that it would.
Yeah, we're going from a pal. Imbalance to the top would tip,
yeah. Right.
I don't remember that anymore. Damn it.
Like it, you know, the the videos of like astronauts taking
off and they're basically like being shaken around like
maracas. Yeah, that's why.
That would be the whole thing is.
Right. If you put enough holes in the
side and shake it enough with all this pressure I would hope
the like a plane it would split in half.
Like this one. So you're using all of your
movement and your action, and I don't know if it's a bonus
action or whatnot to control this creature, but I know that
that sounds like your turn. Also, I think it was at least
going to have to be like this big because this thing is not
actually like the skeleton that I'm putting on the map.
It's more of an amalgam of bones that are in a humanoid humanoid
form. Yeah, Skull Pile is big.
Directing it takes no actions. So it says the spell, I can
throw it up. And then that was my action, my
bonus action. I come back into the room, I set
it loose and I've already used my bonus action to form of
undead. OK.
Oh, I think the only other bonus section I have left is I'll
also. Allow to if you wanted just for
funsies, if you wanted to ask Whiskey Jack if Whiskey Jack
wanted to control this thing. Yeah.
If she wants to control it though, yeah, I'll ask her that
that. Way she could do that?
Sure. OK, give me the raise.
Here you go. Bones.
Bones, Nummy. OK, that's my turn everyone.
Remember within 10 feet of me you get pluses on your saves, so
I'll move forward. So on.
My screen it looks like I'm still in the pocket rocket I
feel like. I, I need I I need to move your
your thing. Just one.
Moment are we curling in the pocket rocket till it's our
turn? For the most part, everyone was
I was just allowing Franklin to be like because you you'd pre
communicated that as an as a thing you wanted to do.
So I'm not I'm not a party Cooper.
I like the idea. So I wanted to make sure.
That you had. The opportunity given to you
that was pre discussed and we're going to move your bookmark over
to this page. And you are from all all intents
and purposes, Franklin came in while you were doing that and
was casting this on this creature and you walked inside
of it as it was forming into this humanoid shape.
It was a pile of bones that as he's casting this on, it started
to form. And then the the door on it
swings open as it forms outside of it kind of around you and you
can feel the slightest bit of. Of of its desires, which is OK.
I. Hungry.
And that's a stat block. OK, so on my turn, I basically
just I'm this guy, right? OK.
And also just because you didn't get much of A turn the last time
and everything too, I will put this guy's turn right after
Franklin's for, for, for what you're doing if you want to,
unless you want to hold on and wait and I can wait until the
turn comes up. That's fine.
Like I'm only like, there's only one more person before me and so
I think. Yeah, technically Mama gets this
gets there. Or well, yeah, Ash and then 2.
So Mama and then Ash. OK.
That's fine. Just for like thought for like a
thought exercises. What do you reckon the carrying
capacity of a square inch of this floor is before?
Failure. Just.
For real. To you.
I will get back to you once, once I once I get once I get
some more information about I do want to let Mama go again.
Yeah, that's fine. I'm not trying to take that.
I just I have an idea. OK.
Where is the chest in the pocket rocket?
Should be in the center of the bed area, right?
Out near the bar, I thought. Oh, OK.
But it is your turn again, Mommy, because that first one
was technically your surprise round there, like I was saying
before. So before you, I know you were
probably going to be hitting the hay too.
I'm on mute. Yeah, I'm going to move over
here. And that would it would help if
I, you know, talked, hear me and then attack this dude with the
great acts of justice. Man, I'm rolling like trash
tonight. 16 to hit. Oh, OK, let's check that guy
Guy. That guy 16 will do it.
Raging, which gives me. +3. +4 melee damage with strength
weapons. OK, so that that hits.
Yes. The SO 7 to sorry 14 damage.
How much was it again? Sorry. 14.
You're able to do your your axe makes solid contact I will say
and the troll does well it yeah, it looks like a zombified troll
takes the damage and just. It's just more.
Yeah, just it just grows. Oh, OK, I'm not going to take
salmon stones, but that is, that's my turn.
Oh, you got a second attack? Extra Attack.
Oh, I'm going to hit it again with the other bad tracking.
This should be better. I'm going to hit it again with
my great great axe for 28th hit. Oh yeah, that'll hit all day.
Which will do 16 damage. You're able to lop.
Fuck that guy. Your your first strike strikes
him across the shoulder and puts a a a divot in between his neck
and his his shoulder. And then you're you can see
there's no real blood spurting out.
It is kind of like slops and sloshes.
And then the second strike comes down lower, hitting him in
between the ribs, doing a similar thing where the blood
does not spur, it just oozes and it's kind of black on your
blade. Gross.
Any bonus actions or anything? No.
All right, Ash, what you doing inside the pocket rocket?
After giving my baby a good snuggle, I would pass it off to
one of our goblins and then pop myself outside the pocket
rocket. All right into the breach once
more sure I got some of these other tokens here I should have
been able to do. I'm already almost over on this
other map here and grabbing your token and going back over.
Wrong map, God damn it. Whoops.
Keep forgetting that some of these maps are in the good
campaign. Like I was half expecting the
good guys to have made it here as opposed to the bad guys, so.
Oh, the tables have turned. Probably come out right next to
Franklin, who carries the pocket rocket for the most part.
And then I need to make sure to drag your bookmark over here.
There we go. I should be able to see.
Let me make sure that I gave you control.
Yep. So did we establish that the
rocket is or is not a creature? Is not.
Is there anyone in this seat? Yes lol that's everyone's first
question. He's.
Snack. He's snack #2.
Yes, there seems to be some sort
of there's some sort of like metallic looking creature
sitting in it. A metallic looking creature
sitting in it. And they kind of look like
they're hardwired into the machine.
OK, OK, how tall is this thing? Solid 15 feet.
I can hear the gears turning. I asked if it's a creature
because I'm like, can I charm this thing?
Can I just make it our friend and be like, hey, we're here to
party. You want to kick these guys
butts with us and we'll make sure you have a good time.
I thought you were talking about the ship before, but this thing
also. I was talking about the ship
before, but then when I looked at the map, I saw that thing and
you said it's a creature hardwired into this metal
behemoth and this is an enemy here and here, the green guys.
Yep. OK, so am I seeing a storage
room as I look around us? More or less Yep.
Somebody's apparently marking off the storage room too.
I see that 'cause I was like, I don't remember making those
marks. No, that was Matt.
And then directly behind me. Do I recognize what this is?
An airlock of some sort you only realize with your connection to
Jesse. OK I have a weird sci-fi
knowledge. I don't know why but I'm going
to use it. These look like the magic Boyd
crystals too or the what is anti magic crystals?
No comment. All right, so I'm going to run
up to this thing and climb it and get eye to eye with the
creature inside the cockpit. OK.
And I'm going to attempt to catch cast a charm person on it.
OK, just an athletic check just to just to see how the climbing
goes or an acrobatics which you're choosing.
So what did Wisdom save? I think.
Yeah, I was going to say for Trump person, it's a wisdom save
of 18. But yeah, I rolled A6 on my
acrobatics. You get you, you're able to get
up there, but it's more of like you're holding on with one hand
and the first foot slips and then you're able to kind of like
pull your your head up to the height of the creature kind of
draws attention down to you and look into your gaze.
What are you? What are you saying?
I'm just looking up at the creature and I'm like, hey, you
look pretty awesome in this thing.
You want to be friends? Be really good friends with you.
It opens its mouth and just this screeching, halting tone comes
out like dial up Internet and the charm has no effect.
Oh damn it. OK, not that man.
If we we should have chose Mama Ash, should have chose Mama Ash.
I'm going to use a bonus action to hide on this creature
somewhere, just so that I'm out of sight of it.
I'm going. To be like just chilling on its
backpack, like see me? Yeah, Stealth check with 2323.
As your foot slips and your hands sliding on the bar, you
kind of just let go and roll under the creature and it just
kind of ignores you for for the second as you disappear under
its legs. And that's it.
I think that's all I can do. All right, Whiskey Jack.
All right, taking the big boy for a spin.
It's the first time they've got this.
Hold left click. All right, that's a bad guy,
right? Yep, Yep, as a large I have
reached. Not from where you're at
currently standing. But but but like I'd have an
extra 5 reach. Though as a large yeah yeah.
That's not a Pathfinder thing that I'm remembering wrong.
OK, what about this thing? That's Mommy.
Our friend, real boy. With a big axe.
It's sparkly. Oh, OK, OK, I see it.
It's it's the same as like their avatar on the on the across the
bottom of the screen. So I thought there was like 2 of
them, 1 was really big and then I scrolled OK.
Can can can we make a cannon that mommy also has a big big
ass? Got her big ass and a big axe.
She got her right. Yeah, All right.
Well, I've got 40 feet of movement.
It's almost sluice over here. I ain't out here calling a woman
mommy unless they got a big ass. I'm going to tango with a zombie
right here. Oh, thank you.
I want, I want the. I want the thing in the in the
in the machine. I will multi attack.
I make 2 slam attacks that. Get a Meg.
That consists of hang on. Oh right, right under it, +7 to
hit. OK.
Just just coming straight up on the thing like what bro?
What bro? Chest bumping it.
Never sound felt so powerful. Oh wait, Meg, it would be +9 to
hit 'cause you still have all your hit points.
You still have all your hit points.
It's as as your hit points go down that's when you're to hit
goes down 'cause it's slam plus. I haven't absorbed any skeletons
though. You are out absorbed.
OK, my bad, it's based. On the number of skeletons I'm
absorbed, since I have absorbed zero to four, it's just +7 to
hit. Oh no.
So I'm guessing. I thought we constantly fed the
thing. Yeah, sorry.
This, like I was going to say there too, this thing is the
first time it's getting LED out of its cage and they've.
Been killed million. How many skeletons has it
absorbed? Over 20 ish.
Over 9000. Kill that I have the option to
bring. Back everybody, we've been
collecting corpses my hands on. Do you have an exact number,
Matt? I feel like you'd be keeping
track somewhere without me going to guess.
No, I don't. You'll have to.
Guess how many bodies? How many bodies were in that
city? Well, not that one.
Saved. Yeah, it it got it got imploded,
exploded and then surrounded with lava, so.
If I remember correctly it should be about 30 to 50 because
we. Got real lucky, so add to.
In that case I rolled a 17 instead of 15.
And either way, you're good. It hits.
Oh it hits OK and then I do it go again.
Should I just roll damage for each one or just roll the hit
and then roll the damage? Dealer's choice.
You want to roll twice. Yeah.
All right, a 16. All right, So that'll hit.
That also hits then? Or two D12 + 6?
OK, so this is like a monster. Do I roll the two D 1212 + 6 or
do I just say it does 19? A2 D12 + 6 OK.
Music. For each hit.
That much damage 3040 No wait, right, 41.
Yeah, I was right on track. Wait, did I did?
I do that right? Yes, I did.
Yeah, OK. And this is mad.
That was my move and my action and I was, I was hitting this
one, by the way. Nice, magical.
Oh, I'm on the wrong guy. Did I turn it into a nasty
zombie paste? Not quite yet very close though.
I'm just trying to check to make sure.
Yeah, OK, 41 I'm. Guessing there's no skeletons
within 10 feet? Not yet.
Or I mean, I guess I still have a meat on them so that's just
count if. I say yeah, within 10 feet, the
one I killed. That's where are you at?
Still a. Corpse.
And it's not ten feet. This one's dead.
Oh yeah, it's it's outside of 10 feet, but it also still has meat
on it. I assume it can't.
So it can't absorb skeletons with meat on them, even if
they're dead. Damn it.
Vegetarian. I see.
OK, in that case that that's my turn.
I I mean. Right, it doesn't get any bonus
actions. We'll see.
I kind of want to now, now that you said it like that too.
I kind of want to see this thing like literally RIP the flesh off
of a dead skeleton and absorb. It like just the skeleton gets
sucked out of the zombie. Like ribs fall off.
Like like some ribs have been cooked slow cooked so long that
they're that the it's fall off the bone.
Just suck the skeleton out of the zombie.
Off the bone. I mean, but it's outside of 10
feet. So, yeah, so.
Next try for sure. I believe it's Agnon's turn
inside the pocket rocket if you're done with yours, Wussy
Jack. I don't know if the set was all
your turns or not. It doesn't get any bonus actions
I don't think. No, I didn't look like.
So that's it? Yeah, just after it slams, it
can use absorb skeletons, but there's no skeletons to absorb
at this time. OK.
So Agnon is going to take a deep breath, nod, and step out of the
rocket. Rocket.
This steps steps out of the moving.
Rocket. And then?
No. She stepped out of the pocket.
Rocket. Into the actual rocket, yeah.
She just said. There's two rockets.
Here, Yeah, she just said rocket at 1st and that's where my brain
went and I was like, oh you just out of the moving rocket.
Here we go. None of this is real, so I'll be
fine. By Emily Save Get the bookmark
over here. Bookmark is here.
Poof. If we can knock this thing off
course and just send it past the moon into distant space.
Or you could just ride it to the moon.
We want to be on the Earth, I thought, or on Taurus.
It'd be fun to be on the moon. It would, but there's no oxygen
up there. I can deal with that.
They can't. Yeah, oxygen is a little bit of
a requirement for my character. It doesn't have to be.
We could all be on that. Oxygen around somewhere.
Yeah. The famous moon landing where
they found the oxygen pockets. 234566 organic unfriendlies and
then this mech suit thing with the chair.
Yep, that you probably would have poofed in and come out of
being purpley smoke and seeing ash roll on between its legs.
OK, I'm. Going to put you on it on its
back. How bloodied do these any of
these creatures around it look like?
Have we started chipping away at some?
Dead this this one's pretty pretty much hanging on for dear
life and this one down here has not taken any damage yet.
OK. But Ezra I think has claimed for
next meal. Oh no, no, no, the guy.
The guy in the cockpits next. Do spells maintain frame of
reference? I guess they have to.
That needs more context. Yeah, I.
If I cast, if I cast a, if I cast a spell that like doesn't
move but I'm on a rocket, does it not move in perspective to me
or does it not move in respect to the earth?
Oh God, that's a. That's Adm call there.
I'd had this pop up and I should have stopped.
On research. Wouldn't it, When I was reading
about it, but I was like, there was something about the
immovable rods and the fact that they have to move.
With the if the planet like that's assuming that like it's a
planet. Right, right, right.
Like on a planet perspective. They have to move, otherwise
there'd just be these fucking holes in the planet where people
put in movable rods and shit. God, why don't?
We just get a go, run into the pocket rocket and buy a bunch of
removable rod. That's on that.
I need you to stop talking right now.
Sorry, I'm sorry. Hilarious.
To answer your other question, I'll say about £200 per square
foot because, because on so then on each, you know, square you
which is 55 feet can hold something like 5000 lbs.
OK, I so can you rephrase that question maybe in a different
manner? Howard OK, let's make it more
specific. If I were to cast wall of force
with the walls angled into a wedge pointing down.
Force. The.
Walls. Are immune to damage and they
can hover in space. Yeah, and we'd be moving through
it. Nothing can move through it, not
even on the ethereal plane. Nothing can pass through.
The wall is immune to all damage and immune to all damage.
Great Disintegrate spell destroys the walls
instantaneously. However, OK, the wall also
extends beyond into. OK, I, I I have.
Some money with that. I see no flaw in your plan.
Sick it. Gives me money because the
alternative plan was I buy like 8 immutable immovable rods
welded together and with like an iron band and like an adamantine
point on the end and then I bring that out and smack the
button. Whatever.
Happened to the power of friendship, guys.
Magic. Is the power power?
OK, so Ezra is not attacking the creature in front of him next
turn. No, no, no, see that that that
thing in the in the cockpit insulted Mama Ash, but now I
have to go eat it. OK, well I don't like how close
that guy is to me. So backing up and I understand.
He's a robot. It hurt my.
This guy here, I'm casting Hunter's Mark.
Oh, I just meant to cast it. How?
Did all the other features end up?
I'm going to shoot my arrow at the doodle do it but I will take
that 6 for the force damage for this thing if it hits.
So this role and then I have another +2 because of gauntlets
that I'm wearing but for some reason they don't auto add to
this role in DDB and that's unfortunate.
So +2 the 14 to hit. Zombies.
Sorry I was doing some other 14 will hit.
Oh OK, so the 10 plus the six from the Hunter's mark and the
Hunter's Mark is forced damage, so 16 damage.
You see a solid hit. Yeah, and then I'm going to pop
off my next arrow 18 to hit. Oh yeah, all day.
And 11 damage. See another arrow bring forth
from the creature and green ooze slowly making its way out of it.
Good. And then Agonon is going to
like, he's in like a Crouch kind of looking around, taking in the
rest of the battlefield. OK.
I imagine that was like his just like quicker reaction of
shooting the first thing that was closest to him when he
spawned in. Yeah, good.
And now he's surveying. All right, Faust, I believe it
is your turn. All right, I'm debating what I
think has the best odds of success here.
It would be nice if I knew what was even going on outside.
Yeah, I'm getting you there. Uno momento port.
I thought you sat at the table. You should know what's going on
outside, right? I'm not out there.
Yeah, his. So oh, right.
I could walk over and view Meg's screen though, That's a good
idea, you're right. Back wait, but Faust is at the
table, so Faust knows everything.
Jake knows Faust. Knows, but Jake doesn't know
because his screen is on the other map, so he's going.
To yeah, when he says outside, yeah, Jake is not hearing.
So. All the kind.
Of he's hearing, but he's also going to look at my screen to
see what's going on in the. Past has like a kind of an idea
what's going on in there. But yeah, he's not.
I've not seen it. Ah, OK, cool.
I think I can just move this now.
Well, I'll do that in a second. I gotta grab your token.
Grabbing token. Oh, there's stairs over here,
conveniently on the opposite side.
Hey, it's a ship's ladder. Makes sense.
OK, OK. And everybody's been
conveniently leaving that spot right next to Franklin Open, so.
There you go. Yeah, I want to stick to my
plan. I'm going to create a wedge
pointing down against the thrust of the Rockets out of Wall of
Force. Can you draw me where this would
be? I'm currently thinking it will
be. Let's see here.
It's 10 panels that are 10 feet long each so.
Can you just cover the whole thing like below our feet?
I got a better idea. Let's tear this bitch in half.
Your walls, yes. Angled at like a 45° angle
against the wall over here, we're going to go boom boom boom
boom, 5-6, 7-8, 910 panels just angled at a 45° angle, just
applying all that pressure onto like the Weld between the floor
and the wall. I'm in danger.
And how so going back to this wall of force, now I can hear
too here is Tris and horizontally and flurry floating
solid surface you can form. So you're creating if creating
the wall, not not the sphere. Correct.
And you can shape it flat with the idea of shearing straight
through the floor in the wall. As the rocket accelerates
upward, yes. You'd have to have it floating
versus grounded. Yes.
And. I have worries because my first
thought is this thing slices through that seam that you're
talking about. Everybody sees Foust come in,
wave your hands dramatically, don't see anything.
And then the side of the ship closest to Agonon and the door
that was the airlock and that floor that you're standing on,
start to it. It cheers right next to you,
Agonon, more or less. And then it starts to feel like
a tuna can lid as you're standing on it and suction from
below as force pulls everyone out of the rocket is what I'm
imagining happens at that point as it's being literally ripped
in half. What's the range on the poop
symbols? I also have slow fall prepared
which can target up to seven other creatures, six complete
myself. How long does that last?
Until the fall's over. Is that what it does?
Slow fall? Yep.
Feather Fall is what you want.
Yeah, feather fall, not slow fall.
OK, there we go. That's what I was going to say.
I remember. Feather Fall.
I also heard feather fall you. Should put 5 falling, 60 until
the spell ends. If the creature lands before the
spell ends, so it it lasts for a minute but 60 feet falls.
Generally, falls are considered to take place like immediately.
Well. This would not.
Yeah, this says you. You slow down to 60 per round.
So that still would let us all get close enough to pocket
rocket and fly. Away it's also it's also a bonus
action, so I can not even a bonus, it's a reaction so I can
just keep doing it. Oh yeah, sure.
Oh, I like it. That was a that was a solid
move. You could you ready Wait, so
it's a it's a first level spell so you can cast how many times
though? I have 4:00.
I have no yeah, I have 4:00. First little spell slots left.
And ash it only I sure gets up to five creatures.
Yeah, I can grab up to five creatures, right?
I'm I still have 4 first level spell slots.
Can you fly? Yeah.
I'm still. Rocket though.
Oh, that's true. Yeah, but he's my.
Money. My money.
'S well, the skeleton might die. Oh well.
We've got the means to make another.
One Sorry, Frankie. We can make a new one.
This is what it. Was about approximately right
now you are about 15,000 feet up in the air and.
We have to wait to Cats better fall into worse slightly closer
to the ground. We have a few options.
We could feather fall and then all do.
Like the skydiving thing where we come together, everyone goes
into the pocket rocket and my swarm flies away with the pocket
rocket and we're all safe. Or we wait until the last second
and cast Feather Fall. Would.
There are five of us out here, not including myself.
Plus, even if I die, I'll come back.
It'll be fine. I come back once I have.
Another conundrum that I'm thinking about, 15,000.
It's not so much a problem for Franklin, but at 15,000 feet,
it's not a lot of air. I have a cube that can trap air,
but I Yeah, well, we just got to get in the pocket rocket.
Yep. Oh God.
Oh, I've, I've been up in those one feet skiing and it's, it's
like you, you kind of notice it if you're like exercising, but
if you're standing there, like standing still, you don't notice
it. Oh yeah, really.
Yeah, like 1415 too. Yeah.
Oh, OK, well, so I've done, I've done fourteeners.
OK, let me re. So I've been to like 14500 but
it is thin but you know I'm able to get up there with broken
lungs. OK, no, I I believe you.
I'm I'm just like trying to process.
I'm still. Like at what point is the
atmosphere fucked? Yeah, I'm like, I'm, I'm over
here all the different things I'm Googling because I'm just
like, wouldn't, wouldn't. And I don't.
So yeah, I guess you have enough air that you wouldn't die
immediately. That's good.
But I don't. I don't.
I don't.
Know plus you're happy exercising.
You're not even going to really notice it.
The flying thing was the other reason I was looking at it
because you mentioned your bugs flying and I was like I don't
know how well they would fly at 15,000 feet because I don't know
how much air is here. We found bugs higher than that.
OK, I mean, I believe you. That doesn't even.
Yeah, if even if that doesn't work, I'll just take the pocket
rocket and I'll take the 15,000 feet fall.
It'll be fine. And there's still just as much
air there, it's just the oxygen molecules are spaced out more
and so you get less per breath. Oh, there's still technically
the same amount of air, right? The density isn't there though.
That's what I that's what I was referring to.
That's why some, some, some things can't fly at certain
altitudes, because they they're too, they're too.
They can't. Fit enough draft?
Yeah, for that, for that air. So technically they everything
that flies is really just swimming in air if you think
about it. Yeah, but.
Can you also consider it that everything was slim is that
swims is flying through water. Yeah.
Correct. From an engineering standpoint,
we're all currently wet with air.
Yes. Sexy.
So it sounds like as as you guys are falling through the air
you're going to or as The thing is collapsing in on itself,
everyone looks at each other and just says pocket rocket for the
most part and slams back into the pocket rocket except for
who? I guess Faust wouldn't be able
to because he just used his action, his movement action and.
Oh, no, You'd fall. You'd fall 60 feet.
Yeah, you'll. Have you'll have a whole minute
to jump in. Yeah.
So you can just hop on my shoulders and then hop in as we
fall. I'm going to run over to one of
these crates and grab one of these gems.
Yeah, that's what I asked us in about two wanting to grab gems
and these guns in the back. Resources.
Once we're done, once we land. You're going to need to do some
crazy roles to be able to get a hold of some stuff.
Nah, we. Don't.
Do that. You're on the creature, so you
have the creature. I don't know what you're doing
with that knowledge. We might have to figure some of
this out next time. I have the creature.
The creature is mine. Well, as in like, you're on top
of the creature, so you guys are falling at the same speed and
we've determined before that's how Ezra gets in and out of the
pocket rocket. Oh yeah.
You're, you're raging, right? You can take Oh.
Hell yeah we'll see. It'll be if we if it rolls in
average at 15,000 feet, I would be taking hold on one second.
2250 damage. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but the terminal velocity
is a lot lower. Well.
Nope. 1D6 per 10 feet? Yep, fair enough.
The full the full damage would be 4500.
Yeah, it's, it's, I was looking at that first when I was looking
at some of the stuff and I was like, they go good.
They could be smears. I don't know why you're at the
end. But technically I can.
Find the plan so OK. These guys are becoming physics.
That's what Olivia is at the inner daily life.
That's probably why she's like, screw these idiots.
I'm just going to sit here and wait for them to figure it out.
So I have mortal husk which is at 10th level when I when I'm
reduced to 0 HPI can cause my body to explode and then I
revive with one HP. I mean if we have a better route
but I think the idea is pop into the pocket rocket and hopefully
have the the bugs flying. Backed on me.
I figured it was most everyone else pop into the pocket rocket
and then one person is holding onto it and then when they get
closer to the ground cast feather fall.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I can do that. I want to.
I'll be with. No, Yeah, I'll.
I'll go with you just in case something happens and we have to
back up to the other option. Yeah, we'll definitely have to
wait till next time because I have no idea where the fuck you
guys would be ending up at that point.
Going to be in the middle of the fucking continent.
The. Great.
An opener incident? Hell yeah.
So can you, before we part, can you give us a little fanatic of
what happens to the ship as we are?
Being because I just had another thing popping in my head as you
guys are doing this. Finally it was able to collect
my thoughts after the canopy incident.
You RIP open the bottom of the ship.
You see as you're doing so, you fell through at least one more
level of on the bottom of the ship.
It what looks like was the engine room and some of the
mechanical portions of it. As you're falling out, all of
these gets ripped out and spewed about around you.
But the top of the rocket looks like it does an A emergency
separation and the tip starts floating off in the direction
before it's thrusters just poof poof struggling out to the outer
atmosphere. All right, guys, we got to go to
the moon. Son of a bitch.
Can I cast anything in like retaliation?
It is still moving very quickly away from you because you know
the transitive property it was. It was still moving at that
speed. It didn't stop moving at that
speed until. You got teleport to do it.
Again, do it again. We're doing it again.
Fast teleport again. I'm tired, boss.
Eat this fucking mango. It's Satter the.
World. As I'm following a cast
disintegrate at home. And and to elaborate, I guess I
had missed on this opportunity for myself, but what you guys
had seen to probably distracted by the rocket, but now,
especially from your perspective and you're seeing the tip
floating off and fast. Faust is reading his shotgun.
The green moon has in its new moon phase fully eclipsed the
red moon that the tip of the rocket is moving towards.
And now, especially from your guys's perspective, is about 3
times larger than what you would normally if you would add.
And you can see some of the craters on its surface as and
such. And you, you're seeing the
you're, you're going to take aim there fast.
Going to try God damn it turn in a seventh level spell slot.
My only one left. For disintegrate.
Use them if you got them. Target object What's?
The range on the steering strike.
That makes blasted it. 3A Thin grey green red, 10 D 6 + 40.
It needs to make a Dexterity saving throw.
It's an object. It automatically fails.
It's moving. It's still an object though.
Can't change course, it can just do it.
It would just be going in a continuous straight direction
means it. Can't that's true, but Faust
could mass oh 83 come on baby, how much damage did that hole of
that floor house if it. Hits, yeah, I'm I'm aiming at
like the the thrusters specifically if I can.
You see the smallest, So when I'd said the tip before, it was
like, you know, just like the small cylindrical portion before
the tip as well as the tip. And that small cylindrical
portion is disintegrating as it evacuates that last little bit
too. And you see an angry face get
very large in a window that's sealing a hatch right as as it's
basically fucking kicking off the last remnants of its ship
there. And a it has to be cast with
some sort of thalmaturgic magics because it would not be able to
make such a loud noise at this altitude and at the speed of the
growing. And a hand that comes up that is
cast larger than what it should be.
You're seeing as the as the tip continues to sail off without
any thrusters left. Is it still going through the
same trajectory or is it? It seems to be it is very much
slowing down quickly though. We're going to watch it and see
it come, see if it comes back down.
From. Your guys from your guys's
perspective, it does not appear to be at the speeds, the
different differation of speeds. You guys are much farther
distance away from each other already.
Sick bounced MVP today. I'm out of spell slots, let me
sleep. Hold on, you still got a cast?
Feather Fall. Cannonball.
I could also cast it if need me. I cast Feather Fall or I'm going
to wait until we're closer to the coast.
Yes, yes. Yes, give Ezra the rush of
falling to the earth. Let Ezra have this.
Oh. So I'm falling with this giant
robot, right? Yeah, yeah, you were holding on
to it so. And the giant skeleton.
Yep. Fairly is fairly like certain
the Grand AM is having an effect on him having the mind link.
I like to think the skeleton is just making like little Radley
bone sounds as it falls. Oh, wait.
Yeah, you sound like a wind chime.
Let's see. A very scary wind chime like
that one yokai. Ezra willpower not to nom on the
bones. Hold on.
Let's find out. I'm good.
I don't want to nom the bones. Don't do it.
I'm just laughing the whole way down.
I'm going to be treating the living crap out of whatever's in
this robot all the way down. Yeah, I'm guessing just clinging
to the back of this robot and I'm going to yell to everyone
like, get to the robot, hold on to it, we'll sacrifice it when
it hits the ground. Yeah, I guess you could feather
follow the robot. Yeah, that's why, that's why
it's. Almost the beach trap.
Of the thing inside it. Now swim through the air towards
the robot. Does Josh can I need to trap out
of the robot? Does that mean we need to do a
battle sequence in the air for the next session?
That would be second, yeah. Hell yeah.
Are we falling? How many?
What? Because that's sick.
But how many turns are we? Falling.
It's 250 rounds. Oh my God, we can kill it if.
We're if we're feather pulling the whole way, right?
Can I get Josh? May I get started on killing it
now? Well, next.
Week or next two weeks I. Just want to push.
It What do we do now? Our our our major quest line is
now done, except for we have to go hunt him down.
Yeah. We got to get to the moon
somehow, God damn it. Maybe.
Well. We'll.
Use legend to figure out if he's on the moon.
Yeah. Remember, I have a recommend
recommendation for what you do now.
Yeah, drink. Drink on it.
Go to Ash's house. Hey, we hey, that is goal for
Ezra to go to Mama Ash's. Drinking.
Go to Mama Ash's house and get drunk.
And food. Food you promise?
Food you will provide booze and food for all.
So surprising your parents be like hey pictures.
To donate a rocket full of NPC's that worth of XP, That's whiskey
Jack. A lot of XP I kind of want.
Shit, I don't even think about that.
So. Agonado would like a slight
slice of his pie. Yeah, he's also only level 9.
I am 8000. Well however many it is.
I donate everything that I don't need to get to level 20.
I know that. Everything after that.
This happened too and I have a question mark on Whiskey Jack's
or no Azurnax sheet because I was like I don't remember who
said they're donating so. Oh yeah, Jacob donated his XP to
Azernac. If you go, if you go into the XP
sheet, it would be helpful if you're if you see whiskey jet or
Azernac's character, I'll get I'll get this week's don't worry
about this week for now. But Azernac on the Allopolis has
their has the XP from last week for for just themselves right
now. And then you can add your XP
into the sheet if you want to do that.
That would be the easiest thing for me.
But if you just want us put in the chat which character?
OK, so it's the folder rum propelled gaming, right?
What? What folder is it in?
There's? You're you're looking for a
Sheets like a. If you're on Google Documents,
go into Sheets, not Documents. Oh.
It's an Excel document. Here you go.
Yeah, all right, Because I had no idea where any of it was.
I'm like, what do you mean? These are folders of pictures.
I'm crying at the computer. I can't find it.
OK. All right, you could have
messaged me. Oh, yeah, I could have.
I just. I kind of forgot.
I'm sorry. No.
Worries. Ezra is.
There's a lot going on in the brain of Meg this week.
All right, so my little guys are at the very end.
Yeah, they should be, more or less.
There's going to be like a bunch of characters possibly at the
end to that I. Griselda to Columba Flint.
There we there, there we are. There I am.
Yeah, if it's a full color. There's Aricochre.
I mean, Whiskey Jack. I mean, at least.
That was that was Manny Polis's spreadsheet.
And then there's an Allalopolis as well in the pins.
I think you got in there last time so you should be able to go
to your Google. I will start this so I can find
it quickly. OK so I I found I found whiskey
Jack. I'm trying to find Azer neck
now. Azer neck is on a different
sheet so I have this one's for Manny Polis.
Oh, got you. Got you.
OK. Let me get to make sure that you
have it. Oh, I don't want to go to here
all. Right, so Whiskey Jack should
have 8325. I'm almost to 16, well 16 and XP
total. Nice.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to use what I have to get to the next
level and then I'll donate everything after that so that we
can start getting everyone up. Ash can donate everything she's
gotten. I don't think she got very much
this time because she rolled bad, but she can donate
everything. Hey, it's going to be like Faust
said there not small town worthy experience, but there's a good
bit there that you ripped apart so.
Yeah. Let's see here, because I we
didn't get all that XP for the tower.
How much, how many people were in the tower?
What do you mean? Like the tower.
Like the tower we literally destroyed.
Oh no, that wasn't you. That was the God seed.
You. Know we got all.
This he. Was saying.
He was. Oh, so Azronac is pretty leveled
up too. Actually, what it would, it
wouldn't be, it wouldn't be the bad guys who get it.
It would be the good guys who get the XP 'cause we're the ones
who planted the seed. But.
So. Yeah, you guys ran away so.
So Azronac has 9575 plus whatever was donated hey?
I gave you all the XP for defeating all the monsters
inside of the judges chamber just for running away from it.
I mean, I mean nine, 96,920 is what happens when you when you
allegedly blow up an entire town.
Yeah, it's. Just.
Like. That I was like, that's such a
nice number, I. Know, right?
That's what we call Ezra's glow up period.
That was what we call you and I were playing together and there
is no one else around. I know we were left.
Should we not do this? Ezra and Ezra, not what?
He's saying no. Person but let Franklin.
House. The sooner Faust gets wished,
the more disruptive this game gets.
I mean leave Franklin and Ezra unattended.
There's a reason that I don't miss weeks if I can help it.
Well, see, on the good campaign we're fine because you know.
Yeah, I'm the problem on the good campaign.
Yeah. So is RARL fine?
Is RARL fine? No, it's.
Pretty chill. No?
He is. No.
What? Why is he not?
Crying bad role. What did he do?
He's good to know. I'm the one who make you guys
all that money. You do.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that if I turned around and left Rarl
to like his own devices, we'd come back to him like operating
as a Lum Lord. You wouldn't be as I mean he
would. What would happen after this if
he got left alone is he would go claim a bunch of those skeletons
and he would create a factory manned by skeletons.
Him and Grundle Grimm would get along just fine.
So, so Jacob. On the perfect plan for a
perfect necromancy society, everybody doesn't have to work
while they're alive because all of their ancestors signed a
piece of paper that they work and all their money goes to
their descendants. It's just pure economic ramp.
Yeah. Yeah, that happens.
That works great. It shows up.
What's up? Right.
This is why KIRO keeps that from happening here.
Kiro's like no, no. If you think of the money, we
could be rich. I know.
So what happens on a fully and fully working PNC colony?
Probably, yeah. I mean, girl goes Burr.
He goes Burr and makes things dead.
There's definitely a a world out there where rural joined PNC
like you guys already doing this seems good to me.
I mean. OK.
So they you guys have. Unions.
What's that? The experience Grand Am got last
week didn't get it written down so I don't know what I need to
put. That's where I was kind of
leaving it up to the person. So I would I would like because.
Jacob didn't write it down and I don't remember.
From Oh no, he hasn't saw the XP yet.
No. So the you're talking about from
escaping the lava tower, right? Friends share Exp from their
escape. Three question marks.
Yeah. So this 1400 is how much each
person would, Yeah, each person would get.
So that's where I was like, I don't know how much they're
sharing. I couldn't remember.
So I think Jake just donated all of his, although he's wondering
if Grand Am got any from talking to the Libertry.
Yeah, yeah. How much was that?
Oh. Yeah, I checked.
Allelopolis. Probably.
Probably a flat 500. OK, so I'll put that as a hero
Grand. I'm talking to Libertre.
Sharing experience I guess. Sure.
Escape magistrates. All right, OK, Yeah, The last,
last thing on mine is escaping the magistrate and the thieves
go. Don't have last session on mine
so I don't know what. Yeah, it didn't.
It didn't get written down. I'm guessing like the players
were supposed to do that and we just didn't.
No, no, it's it's this. I left it blank for everyone
else too, because I didn't know how much you guys were going to
and who was donating. I thought I'd hurt everyone, but
then I was like, I, I'll just put it on your sheet, Azure neck
for that, that, that row there of how much each person would
get, which is that 1400. And so then from there you guys
could tell, tell me or look at that and I can put it where it
needs to go or you can put it there too.
Oh. 14-14 hundred that won't even put a dent to hero, so he's
just going to give his away 14th.
That's not going to, that's not going to move my needle that
much. 28 that's all. I can have that too.
OK, You can have mine. OK, All righty.
Now we need you to not tie. Yeah, yeah.
Take mine. Which is another 14 which would
make it 3042 additional. You can have mine too because
the the the last Alleyopolis 1 is.
B56. 100 I'm looking at was like 2300.
Oh, thank you. Thank.
You, huh? From Al, huh?
What'd you just say there, Matt? The last Alleyopolis or we're
we're talking about or good or bad compared good.
OK, because I don't know the last thing I have for that one.
Yeah, last thing I had from that was escaping the magistrate to
the Thieves Guild for 23,000. By all technicalities, kiros.
That was the that was the session.
You could, if you want to, I guess you can donate that.
That one was. Fine with the. 1400 Oh, OK, so
donating that OK, did I get every did I get it?
Get yours that in there too I think.
Yeah, I think so. I think that's everybody.
OK. So for this session, Whiskey
Jack would get I. Don't know yet.
Don't know yet, OK. Nope, I will math that all out.
There were like at least three or four more encounters in that
ship. OK.
And. We were like all.
Right, I starred both of those so it should be easy.
You can make it go down. Thank you for your patience.
I'm I'm. Figuring you adding XP.
Is not. Something that you'll have to
do. Josh will manage the sheet.
Yes, yeah, this was a this was a a specific scenario that I just,
I didn't know how to handle at the time because I didn't go
back and listen and figure out who gave what.
And also there was kind of just a ramble of I'll give my XP,
I'll give my XP, I'll give my XP.
So I was like, who's? Actually figure that out.
Yeah, Yeah, I'm out. See you guys Fast move, fast
fast move. He is late.
I should head to bed too. Yeah, I'll.
Be doing the same.