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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign Many.
Polos. Curse Greg.
Hi, Greg. Curses, Are you here to suck my
toes? The Hand of Fate tosses, the
dice rolls, spins, turns A campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten and the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns hitherto. We left the Shadow Seekers in
the Acropolis after been escaping into it through the 5th
level of Hell. Ash, Flint, Mame, Vomira, and
Zolus left the pocket rocket to delve deeper into the Acropolis,
finding Phelan and Regina, both dark elves having hovering over
their their pocket rocket on the floor, with Torino the Dire
Cricket still guarding it. After removing the rock from
Regina's mouth, Franklin quickly became friends with the the new
small youth, Regina, deciding on a path to the right in the
Acropolis as opposed to the left, the Shadow Seekers find
wriggling walls that eject gold when touched, gold columns, a
globule, a cleaning creature, and an angry crab demon who
strangled Zolus. While everyone attempted to hit
the demon but instead hit Zolus, she swiftly banished it and they
all walked past some depressed looking workers clicking on some
infernal lettered keys as they wandered through a new hallway,
each each hallway changing in its textures and floors as well.
They find themselves here. Let's find out what happens this
time and trying to think, I think everyone is in this actual
space too. None of you guys are.
Nope. Nope.
Warren. Thank you.
I was like. Shit happened to get me here.
If I'm here. Yeah, well, I did find out this
new new thing, So see if I can do this now.
We'll put you there. Do you see stuff now?
Refreshing. No.
OK, I'm trying to get there. Still, you should.
But I'm gonna check your. I'm gonna check your token here.
See. I don't see anything either.
Oh wait, that's a that's a lie. I do see something it there's a
big black square on my screen, but that's about it.
Don't believe in black squares. Maybe you have to like, scroll
around because you know it's a big map.
Did that get you where you need to be with everyone?
No. It worked for me.
I see myself. I know, like, my character had
probably, like, blacked out. But this is not what I thought
they meant. I'm just.
I'm just trying to because I'm on the right map now.
I think I put the right person in there, but I may not have.
Let me see if I got the I want. There's a way I want my
character to like, walk into wherever we are.
Your your screen. Your screen name is William the
Bastard. Right.
Yes. OK, I put that token there.
Let me try it again. Do you need Warren's token to be
there? It's it.
It is. It's.
But it's Thomas Maxim Gray. The third's token.
Because that's the word you you were dressed up as last time.
Oh, I forgot. I'm in disguise.
Master of disguise. Do do you?
Let me see, 'cause this is this token is controlled by you.
Dynamic lighting vision is on. I checked its vision.
It should be on to hold on. Let me refresh again.
Third time's a charm. Let me try putting another token
and see if it's just this token. Sometimes that, for whatever
reason, it was a arai to only Franklin is totally enough for
the Turtle Club did that work. No, even weirder, let me see if
I can move if it has to do with this particular bookmark.
Because I thought I could move individual members over and
around with a certain bookmark, like on the pages that I can
move up, up, wait up. Yeah, it's got to be the
bookmark. I don't know why I can't.
I thought I could move individual bookmarks is what I
meant and it and it wasn't working with the individual one
of yours. I I wish there was just a side
door that I could like my character could stumble through
like wearing a lampshade, kind of kind of you do.
And like he just says, I don't have any idea how the fuck I got
here. You do wake up very groggily, in
a tub filled with warm water, fully clothed and a poop charm
on your torque as the newest thing that you currently have on
yourself. That you were like, what is
going on? You know, like the poop emoji
That's a new charm. On your necklace, On your
torque. Oren says.
I would be lying if I said this was the first time I haven't
woken up fully clothed in the bathtub.
And you look to your right and you see a drawer of water that
that's waves are coming up on. You look up you, it seems like
you're in some sort of natural looking cavern of some sort.
And then you look to your to your right and you see Ruvik in
a tub similar to yours passed out still.
And just a little bit farther down is a headless corpse.
Looks sort of like Griselda. Oh, that's unfortunate.
Oh well, and you see on the walls around you as you're
looking a little bit closer and your eyes are clearing up and
you're rubbing them. The walls aren't steady, they're
writhing with masses of larvae. And what look like the last time
you'd seen these small kind of cricket things on the turtle
person, you'd met Franklin. And they're driving along the
walls in this chamber. Does look like there's another
chamber a little bit down the ways, though.
To your right. I'm gonna get out of the
bathtub. Am I still wet?
Yeah. This sucks.
I'm gonna squishly walk my way down.
To the other. End.
Squish, Squish, squish, squish, squish.
You walk along the chamber as you see above you the there's a
kind of these fairy lights that are hanging down from a platform
above you, and you walk into a chamber that looks kind of like
it's set up for some bedding and gaming off to your right.
And there's some treasure chests full full of stuff, too.
And to your left there's a ladder that leads up to a little
mezzanine level that you can see just poking up up a corner of
some four poster beds, it looks like.
And just below that, the mezzanine over here is a set of
what looks like goods, just general goods.
And just past that, you're still waking up and you realize there
was a clattering noise. You thought maybe it was just
some of the water playing echoes with the with the hall that
you're in, but you realize there's a giant massive skeleton
skeletal remains that. This form up and try to push
themselves up against the caged bars that they're in towards
you. One of one large head from the
center of it starts chomping at the bars to try and get at you
as you walked past two. Oren is not stunned by any of
this. The moment you said treasure, he
had his mind on something. What's in the treasure chest?
It looks like it's brimming with silver and gold pieces.
Looks like there was a couple handfuls taken out, but
otherwise I have an Infinity backpack for reasons.
Oh wait, is this one of those treasure chests where I reach in
and I just pull something out? It doesn't doesn't appear to be.
It doesn't have the happy little smiling arrow on it.
OK. Theoretically, could I carry all
the gold in my backpack? Yeah.
I mean, theoretically, is that what you're going to be doing
for a little bit? Because we might just go off
while you're doing that for a little bit?
Yeah. I'm just going to loop both of
these Shredder chests, OK. I also need to figure out how to
add that backpack to both my characters.
I'll just roll like, I don't know, 6100.
See what happens? That was 6100.
Now the first chest had 261, we'll say silver pieces and
what? No way. 60 F You rolled
something weird. I did the fudge one on that
time. Yeah, 344 gold.
Warren's just getting richer. And yeah, just between the two
chests, we'll say the is those two rolls, basically.
I think that makes sense, but that's what's happening.
Well, everyone else in the Acropolis, if you could roll me
a Perception with disadvantage. Oh, why disadvantage?
I'll explain. Doesn't like us.
But but OK, I know. I did advantage accidentally.
What's the disadvantage would be 13, 22 at disadvantage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I rolled A-17 and an 18.
Nice. Nice.
And I'm back into the oblivion. Awesome.
It should be. It should be that way.
I had to. I had to move the the bookmark
that I was talking about on the pages so that everybody else can
see the map. Yeah, I gotcha.
Disadvantage is, out of two or three rolls, that's two, and you
take the lower of the two. OK, 7 three roll is a super
disadvantage feel. Like mine's not coming through
to you. Might have.
Some rolling money. Everyone but you there for for
now. Oh, you got it in there too.
Deals. Thanks.
Yeah, they did not come through for Mido.
That one did. OK, that's weird.
I tried to like roll disadvantage and didn't like
come through to roll 20. I don't know.
I'm just gonna leave it. That's what I rolled.
OK, yeah, so for Myra, you're far enough away to, in this
particular instance, I forgot that you were even made it down
that far past the monsters that were basically just ignoring you
guys and cleaning up some of the roots and stuff on the ground.
But you you made it over there. And Regina, you must have been
distracting. We'll just say Flint and Ash in
some manner, especially Flint because you're right next to him
because they're not going to roll.
And 17, you said Phelan Or was that 1313?
Thank you. You're alerted by Franklin being
alert. And same with you, Mamae.
But you don't know why. Franklin, you look up just in
time to see some globs on the ceiling.
Everyone rolling a deck safe. Oh God, he waves.
Hi. Oh, perfect.
I'm gonna look at where he's waving.
That's a dirty 20. Oh, nice.
Everybody's rolling a deck safe. Yes, please do.
A good advantage for seeing it you do.
Oh my God. Lucky, very lucky that you got
that advantage. Right, 25 Dang.
Oh yeah, you're far far enough away too.
I shouldn't. I shouldn't have been including
you technically in in that Vomara, except that in your
particular case as you took a step closer to the said chest
that you were looking at. So am I.
Am I looking at the right map you?
Are a green. You're just in a very different
place than everyone else. OK, because it was like one
second out, the map was different for me.
And then it switched back to this.
And then there was people around me and now there's nobody around
me. Yeah, I think you.
Sure. What was happening if you're
talking about when I was talking with Warren, that was when we
were in the when we were in a different spot there technically
just story wise but you you you weren't there, you're currently
here. At least that's that's where you
are currently on my map. OK, because there's another one
of me up here. Do do do do do do do do.
Oh, there is. Look at that.
Oh, there's the people. OK, yeah, I was like, I was with
people. So where actually, am I?
Good question. Why are there 2 of you?
I thought you. I like, was like, I was like
bringing up the rear of everyone moving forward.
Oh. Like we walked past like the
desk and stuff. There was 2/2 of Mommy too.
One mame down there and one of them.
I had it down there. I don't know what happened.
I was. I'll just say for all intents
and purposes to keep it simple that you're up there with
everybody else if that's OK with you.
Yeah, that's OK with me, 'cause down there, it looked like it
was just like a spare, like a spare piece party together, I
know. Well, 'cause I didn't have any
vision. I didn't have any vision down
there. Like it was all grayed out,
whereas like up top I can I I don't know what.
Yeah, I don't know, I do not know.
But anyhow, so it looks like somehow in the miraculousness I
didn't see you were as chill for the deck save.
Oh 17 is that I missed. I was hidden in between the
other ones, that's all. Sorry, you're good.
Not going through. So I was typing it.
Oh no worries. Did you get the beyond 20?
You sent me the link I was just yeah, so it's not quite there
yet, so. OK, I just want.
I wanted to make sure that I I told you about it too.
It's hard to remember at this point, but somehow it's.
Probably my fault you guys all. I'm going to say take a cue from
Franklin and roll out of the way but in opposite directions.
So unhappy meme, but or MAME. But the only thing that makes
story sense in my mind of you guys being able to have dodged
these but you rolled the deck safe.
So and there are still two memes.
We'll just put you over there. I'm looking at this one.
This is mine. Perfect.
OK, that was all I see is circles going off on the map,
which is exactly right at that point.
You guys are separated currently with two.
So what physically happened in that moment is when you're
waving high to those globs on the ceiling, they just kind of
extruded themselves out to be a solid mass of wriggling
gelatinous goo in between you guys.
A solid five 10/15/2020 5:30 feet deep so it it along the
corridor and 30 feet wide filling the corridor as well.
Oh. We're back to July 2, teams.
Are we? They don't seem to be moving in
any One Direction, but they are filling it.
They're growing. No, they're not growing.
They're not moving at all. They just came extruded down out
of the ceiling like putty and are obstructing the the the
corridor there. So we haven't rolled initiative
yet. Nope.
Negative. I'm going to reach forward and
poke at the whatever the the bit of it that's closest to me.
With like, your finger, yeah. Thumbs up does go go great.
OK, we want to commit. We could catch this thing too.
I also, oh God, perception. I would like to know, Franklin.
It smells like anything. Gotta catch them.
Yeah, go ahead. Perception.
You can tell that it's kind of smelling acidic to your nose.
And with the touch, that's what I was just reading here.
No, Yeah, that's that's, that's correct.
Whatever, That's correct. Your finger burns as you put it
into it and strips away parts of the flesh.
On top of your on, on, on. Oh, so I'm not trying to like,
stick my finger in. I'm like gonna touch the
surface. So it just the tip of your
finger you're talking about than that much of your just gonna
like like poop it going to boop the butt.
We'll call it no longer have fingerprints.
Yeah, we'll call it half that, but that's so for damage of of
it, burning the tippier finger off basically from the acidity.
It's pretty corrosive to flesh. It feels like, yes, I shouldn't
slap it because that's what I was going to do next.
And you're seeing too, in the meantime float down in the
Gillette and this. It's almost clear.
You can see your friends on the other side.
But in the meantime there are some bones and other sediment
that are of harder or material in the inside of it, kind of
suspended in the goo. We need to trap it at this robe,
yeah, or like, capture it. I feel like this would be great
for you to like, melt and like acid to throw in the faces of
our enemies. That's what I have to say, Ed.
We could capture it, use it like Pokebox.
Yeah. So that's that's how are we
gonna capture it if it's just gonna like burn through what we
keep it in? That's the conversation that's
happening out. And the pocket rocket?
Isn't there some like special metal?
I think That was for skeletons though, or something, wasn't it?
Do we like? We don't know how it interacts
with this acidically burning goo.
Yeah, I would assume if you put well, there's, I mean, OK let's
first cat like catch this thing in a room so that we don't get
killed. But if there's bones in there, I
wonder if we can combine it with our skeleton monster and create
a skeleton goo monster. We do just keep levelling it up.
So that's the conversation that's happening on that side of
the goo wall. What's happening over there with
Regina and Phelan? I don't want to touch the goo
monster because it hurt the people.
I'm with it's. It's icky, and it has cooties.
Yeah, yeah, it's got keys. I'm actually trying to avoid
catching a glob Gorb so. It.
It'd be funny if we named it that before.
The new character shows that's actually the new character is
this gelatinous cube. So there's we call this GORB
glob. Oh.
Gilp. I mean Regina.
I'm for trying to figure out how to corner and or capture this
thing. I don't know.
I don't know if they you can hear them on the other side of
this. That's why I was asking you guys
specifically too. I see.
Let me scope out. Is.
You could see probably Mom A because it was mostly clear.
You can see Mom A kind of touch it and pull their finger back
and shake it. OK.
Is this thing Does this thing move on?
It's. Not it is not moving currently.
It is just kind of obstructing the path.
OK, I don't know. I'm also very distracted by
these giant worm things on the other side of me too.
Yeah, these guys, they're they're they're like a large and
or medium caterpillars. The smallest one is about the
size of you with. Six legs, 3 on each side, and
torso, and a little bit of a tail that's all globby and
they've got some eyes, but they got these little tentacles that
they're running across the floor and picking up bits with their
mouths and ingesting stuff, and you can see it go inside of them
and dissolve. OK, so am I able to conclude
that these creatures also are made of a similar gelatinous
thing then? Yep.
Cube and Are these things threatening or friendly?
They they don't seem to be in either direction, right?
Currently they are just kind of minding their own, if you will.
And I wonder if there's a way to gain control of one of these
creatures and see how it interacts with the.
Jello and see if it could maybe even eat the jello since they're
made of the same consistency. I personally cannot do this.
I'm just thinking out loud. You run.
Into slime monsters. A lot.
Just me. I've no I've I've personally
been encapsulated in one before. So yeah, you might just have a a
a shocking recollection of. A Yeah, that's possible.
Well, they're not really moving and they're not blocking our way
over here, is it? Are they like we were walking
the other? Way back the way back the way
you guys came from. Yeah.
So are we from my perspective, is there anyone that in from our
little group that we're missing? Other than the people that are
on the other side of the yeah, but do I know of those other
other people? Oh yeah, yeah.
You guys were walking together after having, after having
dispatched the crab like demon that was Zola's that had
banished them and they said they were going to be back in a
minute. So you guys tried to run away
real quick, although the resounding silence
is beautiful. Is that a perfect time to go
back over to Warren here and see what you're doing while they're
thinking, OK? Silence means yes.
I didn't know it were you. Were you looking for an yes for
me? OK, Yep.
So after you finished looting the chest, what are you doing?
Is that another chest up in the middle or is that like that one
Is It is definitely locked though you can tell and it is
very eloquent. Lock picking.
Engage. Miami later.
All right, 16 for lock pick, which means my proficiency
doubled that roll. Dang.
It seems like that particular lock was old and rusty and kind
of shocked. I was gonna go for more.
So like. Decorational.
Yeah, more decoration than you thought.
You you put your lock picks in and you feel only one Tumblr
inside and you're like, what? I like the idea of me just
shoving the lock pick in and me here just and hearing just a
clunk. I'm like, that also works, I
guess. Yeah, pretty much it it and it
pops open a little bit there. This feels like a trap.
I should have rethought my actions.
I guess. I continue to open it.
I'm here on the inside. You see that it's a bit of a
mess because there's a good bit of.
A little bit of everything, it looks like.
Not only with those are valuable things because your nipples
aren't exactly full full, full erect, but in there's some
intermittent like gemstones and such in there, but it's mostly
it looks like some sort of gaming materials for the for the
lounge area that you're standing in.
I'll just leave all that there. I don't really need any more
gems for now. I'll explore whatever else there
is. You're standing in a a
secondary, larger chamber too, that you'd come off of and are,
yeah, directly across from the other two chambers that I'd
mentioned one. Mezzanine holding a writhing
mass of bones and the other holding it looks like a bed
Chamber of some sort. As you get closer to the bones
too, they press even harder up against the cage.
Some of them are trying to come through, but most of them don't
look like they can. If any any do.
They fall out of the mass and then come back up through.
What is? This.
The ladder. Oh.
Oh, it's like a balcony, all right.
Lots of beds, lots of crickets and whatever.
Guessing this is also a chest. Yep, that one seems to be full
of it. It's partly propped open because
the it's almost overflowing with clothing.
Oh, since I was like, I guess I wasn't submerged in water, but
since I was sitting in water, did.
Is my hat coming off? You were not fully submerged,
otherwise you'd probably be drowning, but you were your your
hat still still attached your. I would say that your head
probably wouldn't have gone under that far.
Your mustache is looking a little worse than wear, though
that's probably a skew on your face.
As you walk by the the vanity mirror and makeup stand that's
in the bed chamber. I forgot I'd done this.
What a terrible mistake I have made.
The handlebars are drooping off to either side.
Is there anything on this vanity?
That I could use to like get rid of all this shit that I'm
wearing. You're pretty sure you'd seen it
used before for such, but not at all organized how you would.
It looks more so ready for make UPS, but there are some.
There are some probable probable uses that you could suss out if
you sat there long enough and figured out where everything is
and what it is. OK.
I guess I'm going to do that. Do I have to roll anything or
yeah. I'm.
Thinking in general it would be a.
It'd be a performance role base, unless you wanted to do some
sort of new skill of like. That disguise, I don't know it
it. I know it would be also charisma
based of like the deceptions. That's the other thing I was
thinking of basing it off of. But I think it was a deception.
I see perception is deception. Yes, deception is charisma as
well. I used a.
Performance and I got really bad role.
You get, like most of the mustache off.
You probably, Oh no, it's not that bad of A roll, though.
You get like you leave half of it on there still probably from
like the middle to the left side of it, that you you ran out of
what you found to use, which was like this little solvent roller
that you're like, Oh yeah, this is working really good.
And then you got halfway done and it it it stopped, like
dissolving the glue, and you're guessing it ran out.
Shame what's in that chest that's open?
It looks like the bones This one here.
Yeah, there's there's a bit more of kind of your like fancier
gear, as in like a nice looking dagger, a nice looking sidearm,
a little book that. Looks looks well done out there.
It's also, it seems to be some stakes and a mallet.
And then you're wondering to yourself, maybe this is some
sort of zombie killing kit or undead killing kit because
you're looking at the front of the the book now too, and you
realize there's a religious symbol that you you're just not
that familiar with. All right, I'm gonna head back.
Down. Gonna walk up to that suit of
armor. And as I walk by, I'm gonna like
fakes, like, sarcastically saluted, if that makes sense.
It doesn't budget, but yeah, I understand what you're saying.
All right. Look at the bar.
Yep. And the 3rd and final chamber
that you walk into seems to be some sort of large dining
chamber with a bar and kitchen. Maybe there's and there and
there seems to be two rising. They kind of look like mine cars
on a ladder basically that are that you can imagine.
They go up to that the the area where the fairy lights are
dangling from because you think you noticed too, a couple
hammocks that are hanging up there.
Let's see what? What would what?
Would there be anything in like a bar slash kitchen that I could
use to get rid of all the shit that I'm wearing?
Or, like my get get my hat off and the rest of my mustache You.
1st To look at the bar itself and then look just behind it.
You see some highly high grain alcohols back there that might
work. This is a dumb idea, but I I
pour some of the high proof alcohol on my hat and see if it
does anything. On the hat.
OK, so you you pour it on there, it soaks into the hat.
How much is a little in your mind?
Is this like A22 shot situation? Two shots of vodka?
Glug, glug, glug. Yeah, let's go with that.
OK, it soaks into the hat pretty pretty good at 1st and you
probably are about 1/4 of the bottle in.
And you see that it kind of stops before it gets down and
you go, why not? And you just keep pouring the
rest of it on for about half of the bottle.
A little bit more than half, and it finally soaks up to the brim
of the hat from the top down, and it starts to loosen itself
from your head. Yes, yes.
As I feel it start to loosen, I lose my fucking mind and I start
just like. Trying to pull it off.
Some hair comes with it. Fucking finally I can.
I'm guessing this will also work on the mustache, so I'm gonna
pour the rest on my face and realize how much of A horrible
sick I made. Yeah, you might want to roll me
a constitution there. Probably with disadvantage
because that's save. Or yeah, how do I roll?
I'm just going to roll too, because I can't.
That's fine. Well, I I really, wow, of course
I get a 20 fucking six on the one roll doesn't count.
Yeah. Yeah, you you take the alcohol
to the to the face, but you start coughing and the mustache
does come off as you're trying to wipe it out of your nose that
it went and splashed up into because you know you're
splashing alcohol. On your lip and got some of it
in your lungs and it's it. At least 100 proof.
So you're you're you're choking on it pretty good there.
I think that's a good point to go back to the other.
Yep. So I kind of stand there, look
around if you're like, Oh yeah, I totally forgot I got this
thing, Let's see what it says and I'll pull out my Pokedex.
You you hold it up and you point it at the the cubes then like
the back of the book I'm guessing or what you doing?
Yeah, OK, you're you're you're kind of flipping through the
pages almost with your eyes closed.
And you're you open your eyes as your hand stops on a page that
has a large gelatinous looking thing that it calls a Gelat
Gelatinous Cube Giant. And it goes on to say that after
getting so big and absorbing so much material, it uses Delft as
its as its main attacking force because it can't move very fast.
And in that time that you guys have stood there too, you do
look and you see it. They've both there, there's
there. There seems to be maybe two of
them only because there is a bit of a gap in between of them now
and they've both moved, maybe in this time a foot.
Oh oh OK, Kind of turn it, turn it around.
To the others, look, it's called a gelatinous cube.
And so for you guys, I hey, my starting item for this character
was the dungeon or the Monster Manual, because I touched the
monster manual on the table. So I have a Pokedex essentially.
It apparently, I think was try to attack us, but it did go so
well, so now it's slowly chasing us.
Can I roll some kind of check? I wonder if these things are
like slugs. They caught her by like slugs to
see if salt would hurt these things at all.
Or look in the Monster Manual at this thing.
What are our weaknesses of these creatures?
It doesn't say anything about a weakness, but it does say that
it's immune to being blinded, charm deafened, exhausted,
frightened, or prone. Wow, really hard to stop these
things. I'm going to turn to the others.
You guys should like, take at least a step back.
It's going to try to absorb you, I think.
Or attack you or eat you or something.
I'll dig around in my backpack for like some salt from some
pack. I don't know.
I would assume I have salt from food, just going to toss it
generally at the creature. I don't know if this is going to
do anything, but it'd be fine. I'm sure if we just like ran
away, we couldn't find our way back to the beginning.
And you know what I mean? Like, meet up.
Yeah. I mean the beginning is like
right, right over there. So, like we're we're back.
To the crew, instead of trying to, like, fight our way through,
just yeah. Explore our way around back to
the front. We could totally do that.
Do we want to do anything to slow this guy down?
Not sure there's much we could do.
I hook my head around the corner, and as you do, you're
seeing an angry crab. Demon, I was just gonna say.
Are we giving up? Is that what's happening?
Giving up? No, we're just assessing the
situation. This giant creature tried to
sneak attack us, but it's really slow now that it failed its
first one, I think. So like we could just box it in
here somehow. Like we could either kill it
from afar or I don't know, so it doesn't say the opposite.
Of acid. Pick up the.
Crab thing into. Cube into it.
Yeah, you could probably do that.
I mean, I think it would just eat it.
I'm numb. I mean, it solves one of our
problems. It does.
Unless there's something cool on the crab.
I know how to beat it, you just have to play bass guitar really
good. Lots of bass.
And then it melts. Nobody's got any power to like,
melt stone or something like that, right?
Nope. I'm.
Really good at throwing daggers. That's not going to be suit.
You're probably not going to get any daggers back if you throw
that at. That's kind of why I want to run
away, Betray a frostbite on him, Freeze it?
I don't know. Yeah, that.
I hope the others don't do anything stupid.
Interacted with a jihadist cube before.
Do we remember how we beat it the like the last time?
Or did we just like, run away last time?
Does anyone have a bomb? You could just blow it up.
No, we definitely bought. I'd really like a bomb.
Cubes last time, but they were not acidic.
But we did fight them. Yeah, 'cause I remember it was
like, I think it was in the good campaign.
I guess we could message them if if Flint's here.
We were able to do damage, but we had to like it was like magic
damage. I remember, like attacking.
I have magic too much. We could do magic damage.
I'm just thinking, like, I guess I'd look back at the crab.
This guy's not going to combat us super fast.
Should we deal with this crab a second?
Like, hold on. I bet I could send Fernand or a
Torito or somebody to go see if they could find the others.
How big is the crab? Where is it?
I see it. I don't.
I don't know. Maybe he knows.
Maybe on? With the gelatinous cube, maybe
that's like his gelatinous cube, and he can like that's true.
We can't assume he's bad boy now.
Are you saying everyone from hell is we're from hell?
Yeah. Or do you think we're good?
I don't know. I think I do good things
sometimes. Well, it benefits.
Does. Yes.
Where's this Clef and crab? I don't see any crab.
I don't. See him?
He's here. He's right here.
He's massive. Nope.
This is it. A crusty crab.
That's why I'm. Standing on him, I'm guess I
don't see him. No, no, Yeah.
You're literally walking right on top.
You're. Literally walking, right?
On top of him, I see like, he's like, yeah, he's like partially
invisible. Nope, I see.
Apparently all invisible I see. Does anyone have the ability to?
Walk this around the inside of the cubes, the other half of or
on the other side of the cubes. I see him, so he's like faint.
Also great. He looks like I realize too if
you guys call that even these chambers are dark.
The only light really that's coming from anything is some
screw, some mirror looking things that are in front of some
other creatures that are in the same chamber here.
So that's why that's. Why?
I can see perfectly fine because I got dark vision.
That's hella good. Yeah.
Like I can see a clear as day. Yes, I'll.
I'll turn the light on all. Right, Mom might get back here.
You're going to get murdered. You can't see anything.
I can speak primordial. I'll try to talk to the Hi Ben.
It was Franklin. It comes back with even more
guttural sounding tones of in Infernal.
If anyone can understand that, yeah, I think I can hold on.
Nope. No, I know.
Celestial, Common, and Primordial.
Why don't I know Infernal? That's like the thing I should
know, Damn it is. I know, I know.
Draconic, Elvish, Sylvan, and thieves can't.
I know, Common, yeah, the idea to get a tutor all.
Right. You should teach us thieves cat.
Then we can all do cool hand signals.
No. Awful we need.
To teach her how to pick park it for it first.
Isn't that wrong? I can pickpocket only if you
get. Caught.
I'll teach you how to pickpocket.
Oh, it's much easier. Just kill them and then take
their stuff afterwards. That way you don't.
That's that's very true. Yeah, I've noticed that too.
Am I getting that? The consensus is no one can talk
to them, yes. Yeah, no one can understand what
he's saying. We just I I just say excuse me,
can you say that again? But I say it in common.
Just like try to see if he like, knows common and to hide.
Then I'm just setting some things up here.
No pride Unhide one day. I need to meet somebody that can
speak infernal. I'm just going to learn some
like key phrases. Like, where's the bathroom?
And can I have a beer? Excuse me, please.
And thanks. Yeah, I want to learn those in,
like, most of the languages. Yeah.
I don't want to be able to speak fluently.
I just want, like, key phrases. Yeah.
Beer, please. Bathroom.
Thanks. Alcohol and restroom.
And maybe the word for food. Maybe call us some jalapeno
poppers and extend them out. Baby is hungry in your head.
Then you hear a bit of a response and your mind must be
interpreting. We'll say that, oh, tingly.
Wait, is this some Doctor Who TARDIS shit?
No, no, no. Zombies.
It's.
And it's less less of a language that you're understanding and
more of a the the kind of communication you might
understand from an animal of of gestures and and images that
you're picking up on more than actual image, Yeah, that you got
going on in your heads. And that's specifically you guys
that are standing next to the crab guy there and you and you
guys that aren't you, You Regina and Phelan, you guys have free
movement currently. You're not over here.
But I would, I would say that he's gesticulating quite angrily
and aggressively after having been banished and being propped
back into the space. And he he's saying in your minds
more or less something along the lines of how did you get in
here? What, what?
I was trying to stop you to get past me because there's deadly
things past me. Deadly thing in front of you.
I kind of just want to gesture back and be like.
How did you get in here? I'm just so I'm just going.
To kind of like shrug and be like.
Weird. Psychology.
What are you? Doing in here, we're going to
prevent you from getting in here.
He's like you were banished. How'd you get here?
We bit you away so that you wouldn't see the deadly things.
I I We're here. Does he have a uniform?
He doesn't, but he does have a little pin.
Franklin's going to step behind the thing.
Do you have dark vision? I thought we said you didn't.
No, But I said it a second ago. It was going to start right.
We'll start that for you, too. Place light.
Blink. Sing Whoa, look at this guy.
Yeah, now I can. Seeing seeing his little badge
thing, Franklin's gonna step out of line of sight.
Use this guy's self to make it look like he is wearing a
uniform, like guard's uniform with that pen and a mustache.
He's gonna step back out. Yes, Sir.
We were making sure that every was all right here.
And a nod to the others. You can go ahead and roll a
deception. Not with Advantage I.
Was like, can I just, like nod my head and look serious?
Behind him, a Teed Brother security crew.
What do I have? No.
He looks at you skeptically and but also kind of shrugs and then
looks back to his at his desk and said, well, I was trying to
get some work done here, You're interrupting it.
Not allowed out of this little little area.
You're probably trapped because of the things that were ahead.
You should have gone just behind me over here.
Oh, OK. Cool.
Then can we go over there? It's kind of hard and awkward
for me to get around the desk. That's true.
I can get around you, he just says.
Oh no, wait, wait. And he just climbs up on top of
the desk awkwardly with his claw hands and steps around to the
other side, 'cause there was no way for him to get out
otherwise. And he's still mostly entrapped
by the walls, it seems like. Can I roll an Insight check on
this dude? Sure.
Is he unhappy? Yes you can.
You don't need an insight for that.
You can go he's, he's, he's and you can see that the people that
behind him that are working haven't even looked up for the
exchange that's gone on. They've just been smashing
around. Yeah, they've just been smashing
around on some key, some little symbols on on their on their
desk that you guys want to leave.
I just keep walking forward. Do you guys, do you you see that
happy? Do you want to do you want to
leave? We're not allowed to leave.
We're found here. Says who That says the demon
didn't charge of this this space.
Well, these might be. We've got.
Oh well, you should quit, right? It's not really an option.
Is there like a glint of gold over here that I see?
Where's everything on Oh well that was the stuff that came out
of the front of the the wall that was wiggling.
Oh, and you guys you guys did take some of it but didn't were
distracted by being attacked by him.
Well, rather particularly as. Was attacked.
Oh. Oh oh, now I know where I am.
An hour into the session. Perfect.
Where I am. Oh, it's been like 3 weeks or
three or four weeks since we played last, No?
Yeah, understandable. Cause the arrhythmic veracity
and then we skipped a week. I just.
Got plopped in a map. And I was like, OK, OK now.
I know where I am. Feel bad for these guys.
Is mommy just walking by then too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So mom is just was waiting for
Franklin. I was going to follow.
I wonder if well maybe if we breed you would you join us?
Did you say breed me? No, breed me.
We found a way to break the the hold that your your bastard has
on you. If you freed me.
Hey, they don't. I'm pretty sure I owe you one at
least with you and your brother had joined us in our fight.
We've got a really nice, like, spa area.
It's like a really nice pool. Nice and wet.
You can hang out there. No, no, no.
OK. That doesn't sound nice at all.
Sorry. No.
I suppose you are a demon. You could roll Persuasion if you
wanted to. On top of that, just to see but
so offered you a better life. Fred.
That's a perception check, but it's a 15 + 5 S still a 20.
Nice. These guys seem pretty strong.
I have been rolling like shit though and he goes like I said I
that belief doesn't sound great but and I and I'm I'm not going
to help you on your fight but it but it just because it sounds
like you're going to try and take it up with my manager and I
didn't. I definitely don't want to be in
that fight. No not necessarily no we're just
you know if they're at opportunity arises where like
your manager owes us what or something like that.
I just want to know if we can help you out because you guys
seem like you hate it here, but this is hell.
You should hate your life here. You know, if you really want to
be like a second chance, help us out, then you would set us free
on the the on Taurus and on the on the planes above.
Be great, you know, to dance and on the corpses of those that
live so freely above while I'm chained here.
That prob is Taurus, but I think I might be able to help you out.
Otherwise, if you do see my manager, don't tell him I let
you past. Yeah, I know.
Bob is the word. Dude.
This Bob. He looks at both of his claw
hands and looks back at you. Oh, right.
OK. I run in and hug him.
I'll see you later. Bye.
Brings a tear to my eye. You got to be apathetic.
You know, that's how you make friends.
Are you going to use your torque after you get the the stuff off
yourself there, Warren? Sure.
I wasn't. I wasn't sure what else you're
doing. You got it.
You figured out that that's pretty much the rest of the
chambers there that you've been through besides going into the
cell with the with the giant mass of writhing bones.
I need another word for writhing vibing.
Heaving. What is it?
Heaving, heaving. That is a good one, yeah.
Even to me. So when you say sure, what are
you saying over the torque, I guess where are you guys at
comes through everyone's torque. Who's this?
Warren. Who?
Oh, I mean Thomas. Maxim Grade third.
Oh, can we call you Tabby? You've got a really long game.
It's Warren. Oh yeah, How did you get Warren
from that? Hi, Warren.
Where where are you? I'm in a chamber with a giant
writhing mass of bones. Oh, he's in the pocket.
Rocket, don't touch. It wasn't planning on it.
That's how Griselda lost her head.
I say to the others, how do I get out of the pocket?
Rocket, There's a exit near the path, through the bedrobes.
So if you go around the giant mat repeating the mass of
skeletons through the room with all the beds in it, we sleep
right next to it. There's a little carved out path
that will bring you to a little anti chamber.
And then there's a magic door that you got to go through.
Don't worry, nobody's died so far going through it, I can show
it. But confidence inspiring.
I'm just going to plot back over that map real quick so you can
see what he's talking about. You know could show you if you
get lost, oh I 00 and you make it to a solid looking door that
is isn't fully locked but is slightly it's it's unlocked at
this time. But you step through it and you
see on the other side that there is a cell door that's locking
off the bones that are now pushing up against it and the
wall and a a purple glowing portal that has a bunch of runes
on it or in it rather, as they're floating around in in
circles. And if I remember correctly, it
is Franklin that has the rock. So after probably talking to him
too, you probably have gone into your pack and probably grabbed
it at least and as you're grabbing it outflows the purple
familiar purple mist to you now of a person coming out and forms
into a sodden looking what used to be a dapper looking fellow
who has the now bedraggled look to him the a wet rat if you
will. Nobody.
Hey, are you OK? Nobody liked a match.
Oh, OK. I look at a match box.
No. No.
Yo. Welcome back, Hola.
When did we get the base? We won it in a bat with a witch,
wizard, Wizard, Zebozak. He's at a rock.
Also, they'll pull up that rock. He lives in here willingly, or
like he's like trapped in there. Both, both.
And there's like a you see in his hand more of a a black
sphere as opposed to the rock that he's holding that you came
out of that looks more of just like any rock or stone, just
kind of Gray or brownish. This one's a pitch black, the
sphere and swirling with colors or swirling with a dark mist
inside. OK, so now that I know about
that and where I was, where are we?
We're at a place called the Acropolis Apocalypse.
Apocalypse. It's something like that.
And it's. Hey, get away now.
That's. Just a little safe.
No, no, you guys hear that from this direction and Mame, you're
coming around the bend and you look and see, you see around the
bend off in the distance. Phelan, your two newer
companions, Phelan and Regina, the the the dark elves facing a
the large gelatinous mass that you guys were on the other side
now, but it's a little bit farther up the ways.
It's what I'm talking about. No, you don't.
Yet I would say that you could see it.
So I'm. Oh, wait, no, wait.
They're in darkness. You can't see shit.
Never mind. Yeah, So I started to go around.
That's why I was backing up. I started to go and I was like
1. Second, I can't see anything.
I'm just gonna, you hear them sit saying fuck off, Basically,
from around up that direction I draw my flaming sword Oh no, and
say ignite. Oh, no, wait.
Oh, but you're oh. Oh no, you're good, yeah,
Franklin claps and delight. I just.
I've made, I've made a tactical
blunder. I I just take some steps back.
You do so as the air around Warren before the besides the
sword itself first igniting and then now the air around him
before he himself is a a light with a flame.
It doesn't hurt so much. At first you're more surprised
than anything because the ethanol that's burning on you,
but you do feel it's starting to warm up quite quickly.
I would like around your head mainly.
So I would like to have like a moment like where time stopped
and as I loaded and my and I and I just like, glanced at the
camera and hold up like a Road Runner sign that says I'm with
stupid as your head burst into the flame along with the sword
that you're holding. Oh, we deeded a torch.
Yeah, Mame, your night vision is extremely wrecked, especially
with the blaming head behind you.
I don't, you know, the the regular night vision that that
you call it. You know what I mean?
Not like. I like from being in darkness to
being all of a sudden. And like, light.
Yeah, exactly. I pull out my water skin and
dump it on my head. Which water skin?
Wait, no, that was a flask. That's right.
No, I'm just dumping my Infinity flask over top of myself, 'cause
I'm like burn bitch burn. We'll say you took three damage
in the time as your hair is mostly charred off at that point
that you get it fully put out with the the the remnants of
your water flask. Burn, baby, burn.
You didn't get that water from anywhere specifically, did you?
Either That was just something you've been holding.
Yeah, I I think that's just something I started the game
with. OK.
I think I was just starting equipment.
Stale water? Yes.
Probably stale. Anyway, so.
Taste of leather. Who needs water when you have
whiskey? Not your Lidar, your ventures
just cure wounds. I can legitimately say I've been
to hell and I've been to worst places.
Yeah, Vomitra. Then you step around the corner
and you see Phelan I. See this guy?
And I see this guy. Yeah, besides the little
creatures that are pretty much ignoring you, as long as you
don't walk up onto them. They they're just kind of eating
some of the root roots that are poking up through the ground, it
looks like. And this one looks like a little
baby one. And this is like the big one.
Yep, exactly. Well, I just, you know, keep to
the ends, keep to the sides. And then I see the rest of the
party, I'm like, hey, hey, come this way, go that way.
We're we're down here. We're down here.
Bye. That way.
And as as they see you, Ash, Flint and Zolus are like, yeah,
we're out. If I know and flick their their
forks and with the poop symbol and go and just poof into the
around the corner into the rock that Franklin's holding, sure.
All right, so Franklin kind of made friends with the crab guy.
Yeah, he's not happy. Doesn't like it here at a job.
Seems like this is a big circle, so maybe we should try to
explore a different area. Sounds fine for me.
Hold on. I want to.
I pull out my or the Monster Manual.
What's this thing? Adorable.
I know, right? Hot 1 It looks like you.
Looks it's like the same color as the cube, right?
Yeah. And it looks to be of a similar
material, but it's a little bit, yeah.
I'm not getting close. To that more sentient and it's
cute. Little eyes are staring at you
as you pull out the book and you close your eyes and start
flipping at it, like less than five feet away from it and
you're you open your eyes and you'd stopped on a page that
reads Oblex as the name of it. Oblex.
OBLEX. Huh.
Record that. Tell everyone.
Can I, Regina? Just poke it gently with a
little pen in my bag and see what happens.
Not to hurt it, just to see does it jiggle?
Does it? Is it corrosive with a?
What are you poking it? I guess would be.
Pen like I just have a pen like that.
You write with an incred. So like a a quill.
Gotcha. No.
Oh, I could tickle it with a feather too.
On the end of the quill. You guys can roll me initiative.
Real bad. Hey, natural one.
I'm on A roll and you are on fire.
You were. I've made great decisions so
far. Also, Regina, your character
sheep must show you still is dead, so you might want to fix
that. Yes, I can do what I rolled A9.
Do, do, do, do. I don't know why it didn't
populate. Everybody's did.
Everybody read me off theirs just help me from bopping back
and back and forth between pages.
It says I got a four. But that was never one so.
What did you have A + 3? Yeah, you have a + 3 so.
Well, Mayra is an 11 eight for Franklin.
Hey, so at least this character can't roll A+ or a zero
initiative like my other one can't.
Be Phelan is a 12. Regina has a nine.
Well, don't you think highly of yourself?
That took me a minute. Mommy has a 1919.
I'm just going to say I go last because I set myself on fire.
I'm still stunned. He's on fire in the rain.
Watch him burn. Franklin's is watching.
I've never seen someone die by fire before.
I put it out. Oh, can you redo it?
I wasn't. I feel like you probably still
have like little like smoldering like spots on you, I'm sure, but
I'm not like dying. That would definitely be Mamae
gets the first reaction, even though it was Regina who had
poked him with A9. So why does Mamae have 19 on my?
Side of things advantage. It's a barbarian.
It's a oh, OK feature. I was just curious.
I wasn't challenging. I was just curious.
What? Whatever.
Yeah. Yeah.
No, good. Good questions.
That's a barbarian, yeah. How do I undead that?
That's cool on D&D Beyond? Could be long rest.
No. She's got you know saving throws
technically to make you just you just select them as successes
because you're to describe for the for yourself to who hadn't
been to one of those. The whole session felt like a
dream as you woke back up. Exactly.
Your consciousness came back into the body that you're
currently in now as Regina again still alive.
But you had the whole experience of like a dream that you of what
what we did on your rhythmic veracity trauma of dying in your
dreams. So mommy, what you doing?
What you see physically and why this was done in this particular
case is the small one that's in front of you that Regina has
poked starts to freak out and it's little tentacles go like in
every different direction. The big one behind you guys
turns and all of its tentacle on its mouth converge into like a
point and it's all six of its eyes turn to you or at the same
time and starts taking a step where you're not sure this big
one, you heard it off in the distance, in this direction in.
Which direction? OK, oh, so this is like a baby
bear and a Mama bear. So I do not want to attack this
thing because fuck that Big 10 Heck had described.
Change what I I am going to use my newly acquired.
Nominating Presence. I want to frighten this
creature. It has to roll a saving, but you
can't see it. It specifically states that you
can see. Oh the little one.
I got you the little one this. This guy, Yeah, staring the
children with. Mom and getting the fuck away
from me. What was that, Roller Kenny?
I apologize it must succeed on a wisdom saving.
Of it has to roll. It did not, so it is frightened
till. The end of my next That baby.
You scared that baby. Are you going to use any bonus
actions or anything? I don't know if you what you
have. It's my action to extend the
direction of each turn to unless it moves out of line of sight.
And we're 60 feet, OK. So once during its turn, it has
to use all of its movement, right?
I don't know if that's true. Well, I do know that it has to
move away. That's fair.
I think it does. It has to use all of its
movement to move in a random directional way from the person
that frightened it. I am also going to them with my
bonus action because doing that was an action and.
Then I'm. Going to Yeah, So I have
advantage on strength checks and saving throws.
Really damage? Yep.
And then that's it. That's all I'm going to do.
Oh, and I'm going to move just a little bit closer to this
creature, so. That it that tries to get, I
think, away from us. You're good.
I think you're. I think we might have been
thinking of another effect. I see that you sent Frightened.
It has disadvantage on all ability checks and attack roles
while it can see you basically. Yeah.
Oh, it can't willingly move closer to me.
OK, It doesn't have. To or something that else that I
thought there is another thing. That causes them to like run
directly. Yeah, to run away.
Is it? Isn't it called like flea or
something here? I know there's definitely some
sort of condition or if you can put in on creature that would
make it actively use its movement to get away from you,
but. I don't know.
Yeah, it's the fear spell. When frightened by the spell,
creature must take the dash, OK. Nice.
What you doing, Phelan? So I know that these other
people that aren't as cool as can't see all the things right.
Correct. And like, nothing's necessarily
like, come at me like hostile, hostile.
Yes, just someone poked something and things got a
little bit dicey. But it's because it's dicey.
I'm just gonna, I'm going to cast dancing lights and sort of
place a light right by each one of the like little creatures so
that people can see them and know where they are.
Can you send dancing lights for me?
I wondered if it had like an area of effect or if you had to.
I don't remember be talking about it, but how do I send it
in that's? The one of, like, little
globules that you can move around.
Yeah, yeah. Nope, that's the wrong thing.
Whoops. That was Frostbite.
There it is. Four.
OK, that's what it was. Range making appear as torches.
That turns glowing orbs. And you see they're glowing
orbs. Yeah, little orbs.
They look like little fairies but.
Each light sheds dim light in a 10 foot radius.
OK, that's what I needed to know.
Yeah, that I I don't know how that'll look for everyone else,
but hopefully that helps everyone in some way.
Hopefully. You guys, I like to see the
different sources of light off in the distance.
I would say up here around the creatures themselves and of
hovering next to them. I think that should at least.
I'm just checking to see, Oh no, you still can't.
You can see stuff but you you can see it's rear end mainly of
the big one off in the distance. Mommy.
And I'm guessing, frankly, can't see anything still but the small
guy because just just the angle of the walls and such, yeah,
yeah. But hopefully when they're like,
you know, around the angle of the walls and can see some
stuff, they'll be able to like kind of see it now.
Yeah, you don't have any night vision, do you?
Either Warren, Right, He zoned out.
OK, we've got. Your your main action.
Did you have a bonus action or anything?
I can't really do anything, OK? I'm kind of useless right now.
OK, so you're until I'm attacked, I'm not going to do
shit. All right, you could always
prepare a bonus action, and just like you can prepare an action,
no, I really can't do shit for a bonus action, all right?
I can convert sorcery points into spell slots, so that's all
I can do. And I haven't used a spell slot
yet, so. Oh.
You hear another one, that's you can see Vomara, Phelan and
others skittering off. And the one that that you did
frighten Mame. It doesn't attack either.
It does use just out of fear of yourself too, I would say.
And probably being small and surrounded by a bunch of things,
probably skitters between. Your legs, Regina.
Even as as small as you are, it kind of like it.
It doesn't necessarily shrink, it just compresses itself down
in between your small 1010 year old legs and goes away behind
you. Just to see.
How far it can go. You would have an opportunity to
attack in the case of pretty much everyone except for maybe
Phelan because you are a little bit farther away.
And Franklin and Warren. But don't know if you guys are
using that or not 5, 10. 1520 It goes all the way over here but.
A. Little hesitant to attack.
I don't want to. Like I know.
Yeah, I don't want to attack it unless it attacks me also.
I need to. Roll to the wild Matter.
Surge. What about a magic surge I have
to roll to see if I pass my DC because I use a spell?
It would be the DC is only a four.
So yeah, we're good. You were good.
It's getting up there, though now.
Now you're at five. I've used 4 spells.
Yep, so now we're at can't wait for the first surge to happen.
It's going to be chaos, guys. Oh, Lord.
All right. Well, I don't really see that.
Like, they're kind of taking up, like, the whole hallway.
Correct. No, I wouldn't say.
So are you talking about Regina? Cause Regina's only like 3 feet,
no the the creatures. Off in the distance, you can
kind of see through them, if that's what you mean.
What? What do you 'cause they're not.
You've got so Nero. Dude, buddy, stop.
Sorry. You're good.
I'm having cat issues. He's a good cat.
No, he's knocking shit off of tables.
Don't push stuff on the table and learn from D&D.
Never put stuff on a table with a cat.
It costs you 10 grand. Got paper clips everywhere.
Now, this point sounds like you were asking for it.
That's my favorite justification, that the world
cannot be right. That's a pretty great one, I
know. I I have seen that one a few
times. I had not I for whatever reason.
Demi really likes round things and dice are are just round
enough for her. So she likes those, yes.
My CAD eats, Legos eats. That's right.
He'll also I built a Lego structure a few weeks ago and he
got pissed and dismantled the whole thing with his mouth.
Oh yeah, Josh. But he'll eat them too.
I don't have it built right now, 'cause I combination of reasons.
But I have the the Lego Hogwarts castle.
Yeah, he he liked to, like, mess with like the towers.
I'm so jealous. Yeah.
So right now it's it's deconstructed because partially
because of him, partially because I moved like twice in
the past, like, year. So I'm still jealous.
It's like in a trash bag in a closet.
But I don't want to rebuild it until I have like, a plexiglass
case to put over top of it so that he can't fuck with it
because he liked to, like, crawl through, like crawl over top of
it and everything. I was like, he like, knocked the
Dementors off and like the Horn Tail Dragon.
I'm like, dude. He's a force for good.
You're right. Exactly.
Taking out all the bad things. Exactly.
But I am going to say, hey, maybe we should backtrack and
explore that other area, that other hallway.
We didn't walk down the third one of death.
How fast do they move? Get away from these.
Well 'cause we can go this way. Aren't we stuck in a turn order?
I've. I mean, it's something about
testing. Maybe we run away.
I got it.
We're no. Longer, don't you worry.
Yeah. 'Cause I know what other.
Probably make it dot a gorilla less.
How are you? Where's my turret though?
OK, oh, Franklin, you have a like, speak to animals or
something? Call emotions?
Yeah. Oh wait, no, it's humanoids.
Never mind. Nope.
I have. I have suggestion.
Which doesn't specify humanoid, I guess.
My I guess my only suggestion is that we like walk away and try
to explore a different area. You're.
Going to hold an action or anything Ready if you're not
doing anything or if you can use your movement as well too.
But yeah, well, I'm just kind of saying that out loud.
Just kind of see what people. Let's see how people react to
it, Sure. We've asked that crab bed like
what this place is. Wasn't our like 1 hesitation
about going down The other one is that like the people hadn't
come back and it seemed more death, Death.
Yeah, there were pits full, like the floor was made out of holes.
Yeah, well, I think I prefer full body death and like light
death. Well, I think.
Could we go back and ask the crab guy what these worms are?
How don't we go ask the crab guy what his name is?
So they stop calling him the fucking crab Guy.
That's true. That's very that's.
Very rude of us, I. Don't know the crab guy.
Everybody knows. I mean, he could probably tell
us about this place, right? Like we just said, hi.
Sorry that your life sucks something left the crab guy.
Sounds like your one uncle's friend who sells crab out of the
back of his car. I'm, I'm just, gonna.
I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna walk this way and then
just let everyone else go. I'm not gonna hold an action or
anything. Just gonna leave it.
OK, so you walk behind Mame. Yep.
In the meantime, the large creature off in the distance
moves directly and assertively. Towards your group?
Oh. And it can 5/10/15 and that's a
yeah, that's a 20 and oh, he's got the child.
No, I don't wanna die again. I'm squishy.
Don't let me be near this. I am AI am a child.
Not actually, but you know, I mean.
I am a low level sorcerer with Marmar.
Help. Help.
You're so far forward for such a squishy character, it's not my
fault that I was on the other side of the gelatinous cues.
That's absolutely true. This is not the.
Great people to ask for help. What do you mean?
We're the type of people that's like, help.
My house is on fire, and then you come back and your house is
flooded. Honestly, I'll take it.
At this rate, I'll take it. No.
No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand what I mean
by flooded. I mean, like your house is on
fire, so we blow up the dam. There aren't.
I'll take it. That sounds like a good plan.
I like that idea. Best we can do is a tsunami,
right? Damn wishing I was a Druid so I
could do that. The best we can do is make it a
different kind of bad. I'm talking with.
That all like make things a different kind of bad.
That sounds like a good idea. I need a shirt.
I I need a shirt that says that. All right.
You you're going to actually ignore that other rule that I
just sent in there. You're going to want to roll me
a Wisdom saving throw there. I I forgot what was going on
with this thing here. I had to read through a bunch of
bit of bit of stuff, so I appreciate the banter for about
blowing up dams and Yep, flooding houses.
Yeah, if you could rule me a Wisdom saving through there,
Regina, I will forever remember you.
Custom Roll of Sex, 1414. Yeah.
Oh, that doesn't sound good. That's not a good yeah.
That's 22 points of damage. I think it is the child's dead.
I'm not dead, but what did it do to me?
Does the child have more health than me?
The child has more health than me.
Yeah, 'cause they they got exploded in their in their mind
space. So it's not my fault I couldn't
attend. You should roll AD 4 for me.
They literally took emotional damage and made it into a
strength. Emotional damage.
Oh wait, that's whenever you for that, for that you're you're
going to be subtracting that from did you roll one for me?
D4 I'm about to OK all right, so I lost 22.
All right, got 22 hit points lost.
Whatever. Yeah, you guys see in front of
you physically a the ooze lean over the small creature, open
its tentacled ma and not and encapsulate but kind of hover
over and you see it. Or rather hear more of a sucking
sound as you see from. Regina's head, this wisp float
up and into its mouth. Wow.
I really wish. Wow, is this sucking the life
energy out of her or something The fuck?
What the fuck? That's.
Cool. I really wish it.
Doesn't think like you know those.
Kids toys. That are like rubber like hands
that stick to stuff, yeah. And and as it does, does that to
it. Now its mouth can form into a
bit more of a humanoid shape, in the sense that out of its mouth
you can now understand what it's saying and it's taking over her
body. It's it says Leave my children.
Alone. Gladly.
Leave us alone. Please.
Goodbye. Can I talk to it?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
You do feel a little bit less in the mind space.
OK, it stole part of you. You are part of it now.
When? You show me.
Merge You put all the stuff in in the white spot, so I'm a
little fucked up, but will you love me forever?
What? Talk is.
Happening nothing to. Oh my God, have.
You not seen Ted? I don't think so.
I have. I enjoyed that.
Ted as in like, like Ted. Like the movie.
Yes. OK.
No, I've seen Fred, that's. No.
That's a different movie. I just want to make sure you
were saying Ted and not Fred. I love how two of us, out of
hearing that, just side automatically.
I don't think I've ever seen that movie.
Me neither. Oh, I.
Which one? I'm.
I'm Ted. Both.
Or the other one. Wait, which?
So half of us need to watch Fred, half of us need to watch
Fred, and then the other half of us need to watch Ted.
No. And then pretty much everyone
needs to freaking watch Ted at this point.
But yeah, yeah, but half of half of us have us has already seen.
I've seen parts of Ted I haven't.
Watched the whole way through, I love that we've nailed to this.
So Regina is who took her lips and.
You still have your lips, It touched, yeah.
So this is just my life force. It kind of, but it's like, like
I said, there's you feel like you're forgetting something.
Oh my God, it's still in your brain.
OK, And my shaky little child, Yeah, she was, doesn't have much
to forget at this point. She's dead.
Will you let us leave you alone if we promise to go nicely?
It looks at the rest of your party and.
Looks back down at you and says. Don't touch.
Then yes. Boy, thank you.
It's not the same voice. Thank you Sir.
And I blow a a sweet little kiss at this little guy.
Do elves grow up? Like humans do, but they just
live a long time. We age until I think 20 at the
same rate and then it stops for like hundreds of years.
All right, that was. Yeah, that answers my.
Question. So yeah, she looks like a 10
year old. Can you imagine the depression
when like an adolescent elf realizes he can't grow beard and
he's going to not be able to grow beard for hundreds of?
Years. I think.
It's, I think. It's more of an elf thing than
just being not able to be old enough.
Yeah, I don't think Elf's getting old facial hair.
That's true. I think probably we can we can
discuss it. Obviously, Regina, but my first
thought was you've now forgotten the face of your mom that left
you at the grocery store. Mom, hey, that's only.
There, she forgot you, so you forgot her.
If that that that's close. I turned to the other dark elf
and just looked them blankly in the eyes.
And once again, I am not your mother.
Hey, apparently you're going to look out of here then, yeah?
You're not her mother, but apparently you're a mind reader.
That's funny. I can just tell that it's been a
look that she gave me when we first appeared next to each
other. That's an object.
Hope so. The first time I'm in that look
and I had the same response. Well, I forgot so.
Sure. Yeah.
So. I mean your turn is over.
It does look like it is backing down currently and you guys
would be out of combat. If no one is deciding to take an
aggressive stance towards 01, hit it.
And I. Won't.
Franklin really wants one of these babies, though.
Damn my leave. Them with.
Bees, they're so gross. I want one.
If you guys want to play at least through the round, then I
would say it's Franklin's turn with Warren on deck.
Friend No. Wait, didn't take an action?
Can I just move out of the way? You may you also could take an
action honestly. I'm good on that.
I'm just gonna. That's good.
Don't skedaddle out of here. Frank, let's go to step forward
it put some jalapeno poppers out the ground.
Say these are for you. I hope that we could be friends.
And then he steps back and he looks at the baby.
Back at us please. Show me that's what the monster
says. So articulate the words of a
true poet. Does this monster still have a
mouth like a human mouth? Yeah, In between, it's
technicals, yeah. OK.
That's that's a weird image. Yeah.
Here you go. Do you think it's gonna keep the
Ibid? Like I look at Regina?
Did she look OK? Like, does the monster know what
Regina's mom looks like? Did the monster know?
Can I look at the monster and say mom?
It could be, you know it. Yeah, Josh, that's exactly what
where you thought you were going with this campaign.
Nope. Are you?
My mother just stands there and looks at you, then looks back at
its own babies. You put the jalapeno poppers
down and you stepped back. Franklin Were you going to do
anything there, Warren? I'm gonna use my main action to
take a drink out of my flask constitution.
Please vomit all of this, baby. That.
Also, to answer your question there, Franklin of the
visibility of Regina. She looks more or less intact
besides a little downtrodden. But you can tell there's been,
besides the minor bit of downtrodden, you see a
hollowness behind her eyes. You you're wondering what what
else damage it kind of did? Yeah, I'm not OK.
I'm not OK. Look at the others, OK?
To re ask this thing to give. Whatever it took back to Regina,
she doesn't look OK. You asked nicely.
Of course I'll step forward. Hello.
OK, so you guys made it for the whole round with mamae at the
top of the round. If you're not doing anything
Mamae other than walking away, I would say you guys are out of
combat. Currently, the creature is just
standing there menacingly in the you're just standing there
menacingly. Menacingly.
Can I have my lips back? I say, touching my face as if I
don't have lips anymore. Like someone who don't ask.
You and you. You still have your lips you can
feel under your hand and it just says is is this creature, if
malformed, says to the rest of you not looking at Regina.
We think so, but we think you also did something to worry.
Yes, I did. Yeah, What did you do?
Could she could. Could you give that back?
Whatever you just took, I took her memories.
They don't come back. Oh, all right.
Fuck this monster. Fuck yeah, let's.
Rock bolts. We re roll initiative then.
Yeah, that'll hit 19 to hit. Oh, I didn't want to fight
anything. No.
All right. This.
Is how every combat goes. Halfway through the battle, we
stopped to talk about it, and then we start fighting it again.
For some reason, every single combat goes the exact same.
Fucking way. Regina, can I just say Regina
really does not look OK right now?
Hint, hint. I go back.
Oh, wait a second. The advantage is to hit usually.
So what damage with strength will?
It's not usually like advance. I've not seen something that has
advantage on damage rules. OK, fair enough.
I also though, get an extra attack.
I get to attack twice instead of once.
Whenever you take the attack action on my turn, I'm gonna
fucking swing again. Oh yeah, Jeweled.
Great action for grade of Justice to 19 to hit again, just
Bejeweled. Great acts of justice.
That's it. I was going to say that's a 16.
Hopefully do more damage this time.
God damn A2, not 12. Two No.
A 12, No 16. Damage used to be, yeah, the,
the, the. Before I before I go into
descriptions or you go into descriptions, do you do you want
to is there any other I know that was your attack and bonus?
Your main action. Your bonus action, right?
Movement or anything as you took.
OK yeah. So I I before I attacked, I I
got real close to it. So I was in range.
And so I when I said when I heard it or whatever, it was
really to me that it took somebody's.
Memories. It pissed me off.
And I've, you know, I don't wouldn't say that I ran toward
it, but I definitely was very intentional and angry and like
stacked up to it and then just pulled the the axe.
You know, I I really had a half a mind on my turn because it
went up and smack it and then run away just to piss everyone
off. Question.
Yeah. So since I did poke it earlier
because I wanted to know more about the consistency of this Is
this gelatinous cube like what this?
Clearly, I guess it's not like the gelatinous cube if you can
hit it with a weapon. Can you touch it without
corroding or like what's the consistency of this based on
that poke Incorrect. Mama, Mama can tell you I
touched it and it ate my purple, so.
I like poked it. I thought that was the cube, not
the, not the not the tiny creatures that I touched.
It with, yeah. And when you did touch it, it
was a bit more Jelly like as opposed to oh, acidic.
OK. So there's some kind of like
membrane around the OK, Gotcha. OK, so you swing your ex
Bejeweled, Great acts of justice there, mommy, and swing swing
down, chopping off one of its many legs and it's slop slops
down to the floor and you swing it down through.
The the center mass and slash it pretty deep.
It just is fries in pain. That's what you get when you eat
people's memories. Phelan, if you're done with your
turn, then mommy with no matter, not long behind.
Wait, did did it eat all her memories?
No, just the memory of her mother.
I gotta say that that's way more hardcore than I originally
thought if it ate all her memories.
Just just my mother. So is it my turn?
Yep. Phelan.
Oh, yeah. I'm not happy.
But you know, we got a deal. I just.
I just thought of a deal or no deal.
I'm gonna cast Sword Burst around myself.
Please tell me that which is. I mean it makes a circle around
me. Oh, burst made it set.
Make it sound more distance than that, OK?
It makes a sense. Hold on.
Let me. Set you on fire for kamikaze.
Into the creature. It will be way more effective
that way. You could definitely build a
character. Around that.
So yeah, I need it. I need it to make a Dexterity
saving throw. And what's your verbal oh fuck,
I didn't think this part through.
I don't know what porcupine I. Choose you.
Is there a Porcupine Pokémon stand?
Slash. Yeah, I was thinking of Sand
Slash as well, bro. Actually, I might make all of my
spells. Pokémon that might be.
Yeah, it's gonna be Sand Slash. I like this idea.
You're. Welcome.
I'm glad I could contribute in other ways because obviously I'm
not going to do anything with my character.
So the ethereal blades come out around you and it looks like.
Also succeeded to take 30 saving throw or take spells damage.
Yeah, it's a can trip, so it's not like 1/2 damage thing or
anything. It's like a.
Succeed if you take no damage. That's what I was trying to read
through and quickly and see 'cause I thought I may have
missed it or something, but yeah, it it just opens itself up
then like goo and lets the blades go through it.
Just to I guess. What did?
It. Get It Rolled a 23.
Oh, yeah. No.
Yeah. Yeah.
That'll that'll. Yep.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I was pretty much guessing, but yeah, I I am a baby.
All right. So anything else you got going
on? No.
Nope.
I'm.
I'm a. Wild magic for oh shit, yeah,
that goes up to five now, so let's see.
Oh great, we have a wild magic for user that's going to be Oh
yeah. All right, let's find out what
happens. Yeah, yeah.
Let us find out. All right, I have the table.
I have the table up and I have to roll AD 100.
So let's see, that's a 64I cast fog cloud center on myself.
Honestly, that's not a bad thing.
So there is a 20 foot radius sphere of fog centered on myself
and the sphere spreads around corners and the area is heavily
obscured and it'll. Last for an hour.
You said 20. Where are you again?
It's a trouble. Do you?
Put radius sphere. Oh, so much 40 feet diameter.
Yeah, 40 feet across. I can't see anything.
A big sphere and it's centered on me.
And it will move with me and it'll last for an hour 20.
But hey, the monster can't see either 10. 15.
Can you tell us how this fog exits you?
Nobody. So I use normally.
My magic is contained in these little rings that I wear.
So you guys will just see me. You guys will see me yell and
slash with like my hands sort of out, like in front of me.
And then from the rings, there'll just be all of a sudden
fog starting to spread out from it.
So what makes your magic or wild magic grow?
Essentially every single time I use a spell, the DC starts at it
now resets to 0. So it's like next time I go up,
I use a spell, it'll go up to one, and each time I use it, it
goes up by 1:00. And then every time that I use a
spell, I have to roll to see if the wild magic happens.
Does it go away if you take a long rest, or is there going to
be a point where you definitely have to roll a Wild Magic, the
event it's essentially built to, where eventually there has to be
a Wild Magic Surge because my magic is not stable.
I I can't wait till the moment where we really need you to do
something important. And so right now it's got zero.
So we're good. Heavily obscured.
OK, so I need to look up that condition.
I think moderator generator speed, so I think that usually
incurs any. It's like disadvantage.
Yeah, exactly. Well, I think we ended the
fight. I think you were.
I didn't like the flight, I didn't like the fight.
And so it worked out. We definitely.
Prolonged it, which is exactly what we need to do with fights
this spell Hour Fog Cloud. It lasts an hour.
Yeah, because I don't have any way to dispel it.
This is perfect conditions to kidnap their children.
OK. So it would, yeah, it would
cancel any. Advantage that anybody would
have basically from seeing conditions.
You're not blinded but it pretty pertinier we'll say.
And we are in so many more different lists tonight after
everything we've said talking about blowing up bridges, dams
and kidnapping. Oh yeah, and yeah, for your for
instance, your fairy fire is is not seen through the fog either.
Yeah, the dancing. Lights obscured?
Yeah, they they they were obscured.
You can see what is directly in front of you if that helps.
I. Can see.
Nothing. It would be.
It would be like not if the light when you not.
If the fog on in a fog too, where you can see it emanating
out from a source, but it really doesn't help.
Like you see through the fog, you know what I mean?
So that that's what you got going on right now.
It's very diffuse light, but you can see the creatures directly
in front of you. Malay for your certainty.
And for Phelan you. Oh, good.
Not, not quite yet. Next.
I think Vomira is certainly at next because you hear.
Squeeing in the background, the little children of it, the
creature. Squeeze, squeeze little babies.
Oh. My.
Franklin is a serial killer this this campaign.
Oh yeah, I don't like any of this.
Nope. Nope to all of this.
Just Nope. Sorry guys, I can't control it.
Yeah, surprisingly. 2 Warren, Franklin and Vomata are just at
the edge of this very dense fog, she started the yes.
So I'm just up here in front of you.
Wow. So I know that like, one of them
is dead. Do I?
Do I I don't think any of them are dead.
I just because Maya tech didn't work.
It's just now you can't see shit and they can't see shit.
Correct. But yeah, you're just start
swinging or use AOE might be a bad idea.
Use AOE if you have it. I'm gonna walk this way.
What's over here? So you walk down South and you
find. Nothing.
Nothing at all. Nope.
Other than the gold column that you'd seen.
A similar gold column that you'd seen before, but it's not the
same one. Oh, also too, when you are
looking down that way, you do notice around the curved walls
on either side there is a statue kind of embedded on either side.
I think you yeah, you you walked down to at least here and you
can, I think still 'cause you were like right there, five
10/15/20. So yeah, you you would see on
either side of that curved wall an embedded bronze statue that
looks exactly the same. They are two.
They look like Knights of some sorts.
They're fully clad in armor, and are would be if they were right
next to each other anyways, are right back and back like they
they seem to appear up against the wall on either side as if
they'd gotten each other's back. Oh guys, that's poetic. 2 bronze
statues back-to-back. Yep, one here and one here.
OK. I don't see any like doors or
levers or buttons or anything. No, but I will put in there too
for Warren's nipples that the wall directly to his right is
extremely tantalizing anyways. All right, well, since I used
all my movement to do that. The nipples really quick.
Those Like, what did those point?
What do those get aroused by? I have a chest plate that every
time I sense objects of value, I get hard nipples.
OK. Thank you for clearing that.
I have a question. And they get, and they get
progressively harder the closer he gets.
How? But how powerful?
How valuable is that chest plate?
The trust plate doesn't count, I don't think.
OK Also you got to have more self-confidence.
If you don't have value yourself, you got to highly
value yourself, you know. So you're saying, yeah, that's
the end of my turn. It's making sure I couldn't
think of anything funny to say to that.
Funny about therapy gonna be OK. OK, yeah.
No one else can see what's going on over there.
So it's deciding how much I'm describing.
You guys hear some swinging and grunting, I would guess, as the
fight would progress otherwise. And the the the creature.
Oh, man, I'm gonna have to put this on like a map layer.
There we go. That makes it even worse.
Probably anyways. Don't.
There's two. Don't worry about that.
You can't see that that's not there.
Your eyes are deceiving you. There's one of them.
Yep. So then we've got Regina with
Franklin on deck and Warren to follow.
OK, I'm. Inside of the cloud, at the edge
of it. I'm at the edge of it.
I honestly, I'm fucked regardless, so I might just use
hide as my action. Is there anywhere hideable?
I guess. Need a role?
You. You feel pretty well hidden
inside of the cloud like no one can.
You can't see anyone you're guessing, so no one can probably
see you, you know. OK.
All right, I'm not trying to fuck around.
I'm very unwell. Regina's just going to drool and
succeed. Yeah.
See her turn? OK, maybe hold something up to
protect yourself in case something runs in front of you.
Can I do that? Yeah that's called ready in
action. You can ready any action that
you would normally take on your turn if you don't take your
action turn during your turn and if that that thing comes to pass
then you act upon it. So is it is that you're readying
that for anything to move in front of you inside of the five
foot that you would see it move through the mist in front of you
to to to attack it or dodge or dodge Yeah that's that's an
option too. I'll.
I'll dodge. OK all.
Right. Franklin seeing this, Franklin's
going to kind of lean down, speaking to his shell.
All right, see your turret. And from his shell a swarm of
insects will start pouring out. It does do him.
You guys have blind sight, so you could see fighter there.
Go get me, those children, bring it back to me.
It's like some Harker Graves shit.
How'd your kids hide? Your wife.
Adam I mean, they're really cool.
I'd like to have a swarm of them.
Some Umbrella Academy I. Mean.
That's how I got this. Warm.
That's how I got this warm. So that's my bonus action to
control them. How far do they move?
Like 20 feet, I'm pretty sure. For a swarm.
Yeah, 20 feet with 10 foot blind sight.
So they can they're they're moving through the cloud.
Yep, Franklin kind of looks around.
I wish I had like a sack. Shit.
Look over to Character Hey, do you have a sack?
Audio of Amira? Amira, maybe What do you want a
sack for? I don't want to.
Touch these things, hoping I'd grab one of these babies.
Oh, I don't have a sack like that.
Oh, OK. Yeah, If I could see Regina, I'd
heal her. But I can't.
So I mean, do you have like a blanket with you or something?
That's true. Let's see.
Gale Bell, holy symbol. Why do I have this random jar of
dirt and rocks? I'll put that away.
I do have a blanket. I do have a jar of dirt.
I don't know where it came from. Oh, I forgot I found scissors.
All right, I do have a blanket, so I will take my blanket out,
but I will ready by action to scoop up anything that gets
deposited there. And then I'll yell out Regina.
I could heal you if you get out of the cloud.
I can't heal you in there. I don't know if you could hear
me. I hear you.
OK, so I follow my voice. Can I move now?
No. No.
OK, then how do I I can't follow your voice.
Where all your turn with your with your turn to move goes up
that you could run out here So that I guess I'll prepare a.
I'll prepare a Cure Wounds at a first level for Regita when she
comes out. OK, poke my finger out and wave.
I'm coming. Yeah.
Wait, can I hear her? Yeah.
Oh, I'll just move over. No, thank you.
I I stick my hand in there. Where Do I Hit Her 26?
Sure, one on the forehead. Oh, there you are.
Hi, mom Be. Blessed by child my.
Child mom. I.
Have AI Have a guy, I think. Thank you.
Oh, that didn't go well. 7 HP. OK, I'll take what I can get.
Thanks. You're.
Welcome. All right.
That's my turn. OK, Warren, I'm gonna walk over
here 120 here 3 and I'm gonna expect this like corner because.
This feels like weird geometry that needs to be explored.
There are two different types of material that are coming
together there. One's curved and very elegant
marble and the other one's curving into that curve and
under it. That is a more of a heavy stone.
If you want to, you can roll an investigation beyond what you
see. And maybe describe to me how
you're investigating beyond looking at it.
Yeah, great. Five.
Awesome. I'm just touching stuff, like
I'm just running my hands along everything.
Well, the one wall on that is marble E.
Feels pretty much, you know, like normal dead stone under
your touch, but the the more rough other stone under your
touch it's kind of shivers and pulsates.
Almost doesn't visually do so, but you do hear a bit of mode.
Interesting. Was investigating it in action,
probably. Especially if you're like
running your hands all over it to like look for something, but
you don't find anything that you would associate with, you know,
a secret entry or anything like that, if that's what you're.
I'm going to use my bonus action to drink a drink.
Out of my flask. Constitution and you.
You were still fine from the first constitution.
Year old. Still fine.
You're like need to get this a higher proof.
My tolerance is insane. Probably should have been doing
that. Sounds like a problem.
So with Mommy just continuing to swing their axe, let me see if I
can get over to their character sheet quickly.
Probably not quickly. Here, back guys hear the
grunting like I'd said, and a big splat you're assuming Mommy
says into the cloud too. I think I killed it.
Well, it's definitely not her voice, but you know, you get the
gist. You sound different and.
Then it would be Phelan's turn. Bro, I can't do shit.
See in my own fog cloud. Yeah, I can't even use my soul
because I can't see. So I'm just going to.
I'm going to. Just inside of the cloud.
I mean, I feel like if I move, the cloud moves with me.
So, like, I feel like I'm just kind of stuck here for a little
while. Yeah, I mean, so yeah, I mean, I
can't really do any. You do you do notice that, you
know, behind you the the wall just, you know, being brushed up
against it kind of curves around into this space as an opening
that leads farther back somewhere.
Yeah, but do I want to bring the fog cloud with me in there?
You're gonna have to bring it wherever you go for at least I
know for the next like. Hour.
I mean, I guess I'll just at the very least like slink down
towards where I think they are. Oh, so back down this this
hallway. This way, yeah, I guess.
OK, I mean, it's freaking. It's gonna suddenly be and.
Are you going to try and walk in like One Direction straight to?
Yeah, pretty much like hands out to prevent myself from, like,
bonking my head into walls, but. You definitely remember everyone
being to your left when the cloud started coming out of you,
but you could roll AD 6 for me, and that will illuminate some
things of which directions you go.
I can't cast any more spells 6. You're ending up wandering
mostly in in this direction, so if you wanted to move yourself
the the rest of your motion, you're kind of following the
wall to use as a guide. You know, it leads back to your
first. OK, so like I'm going to end up
next to the child. Yeah, the child.
I'll find the child and I'll be like, oh, there's someone.
And that's my like name and everyone 's been encapsulated
into the cloud. Sorry Franklin, except I have no
clue. Yeah, but yeah, that definitely
could be your name. I think everybody's already
accepted it. But yeah, they are all
encapsulated in that. Still somehow.
Wow. Reaching all the way over there.
OK, it's a big cloud. Do you use your action to dodge
away because Phelan is coming up behind you and can probably see
your little shape and form in the cloud as they get rid up
next to you as she gets up next to you?
Regina. Damn.
My Dodge am I I feel like I either dodge toward that unknown
hole or toward where the crab guy is.
Not towards Franklin, who, you know just smacked you in the
forehead for some healing. I'm dodging towards someone
that's. What I was asking are you
because you know where Franklin's hand came from when
it touched you through the. Phone, right?
I mean, I'm going to dodge that direction and then realize I'm
still stuck. And then I'm just right here by
Franklin. Oh, you wouldn't be stuck. 2
characters can occupy the same space because it's just awkward.
OK, I guess I'm confused. So I'm dodging, but I don't know
how far the fog goes. So I'm just moving right toward
where Franklin is. Yeah.
You probably see somebody coming up behind you and you don't know
what it is and just as a reaction as your action that
you're you saved would just like.
OK, so I scoot toward Franklin with my blank, staring eyes, and
I say hi, buddy, and I give, like, the most awkward floppy
cold hug and just don't let go. And that's when, Phelan, you're
You're saying hello to the. The child?
Yeah. And so you're like, oh, must
have been a friend. Oh, well, this is nice.
I don't get hugs unless they're cold and dead.
And this one's warm. Nice.
Oh, some more screen from the children that are of the
creature out in the distance and then it would be the milder's
turn. I'm lovely.
I don't like not seeing. Yeah, you you you get the cloud
followed you pretty much right. Behind you.
Yeah. It came towards me.
I was like, no, you're like, I just escaped it.
No. Yeah, least it don't stink.
That's true. It is not a stinking cloud.
That is true. Oh, so I'm going to talk into
the torque and be like, so what's?
So what's the plan, guys? Are we because we can't see
anything? My bad.
Are we? Are we are we trying to find
another way around or are we like, actually fighting these
people? Cool.
In that case, I'll just like wander through the cloud.
OK. See. 00510152025 well, it's like
kind of wander straight back towards where I came.
OK, the. The squares.
They shouldn't. They They definitely don't match
up with their to that, do they 510?
No, that's why I was killed 2530.
That's still 30, I would say. I don't know what's going on
with that. Yeah, I don't know why.
I was just wanting to make sure I wasn't going completely crazy.
No, you're not. OK, so I am out of movement and
you were going to want to roll me AD 6 to see because you could
not physically see what was going on.
Inside. OK Is this a check of any sort?
Or yeah, it's kind of like a confusion check because you
can't see. I wasn't.
Sure, if I'm adding anything to it is what I was asking.
No, since I don't really have Matata stuff.
D6. Yep, sorry.
Instead of making it over to there where you want, you bump
into Franklin and oh hey, basically more or directly in
front of you. Awesome.
Great. Wait, I can.
Use my bonus action to Dash though, Can't I?
Sure. Yes.
Then I'm like, all right, let's let's wander if they can't see
us, or if we can't see them and they can't see us.
So I'm going to just keep wandering back down the hallway
to try to get back. Explorer like try to get behind
the monsters. Go back the way you came, you
mean? Or sort of.
So I'm gonna go 510. Are diagonals.
Still 5 feet? Yep. 510152025 there.
I'm gonna try to get over here. Ah, you'll get you're you're
still in the cloud. I'm going to run another 2-6 or
one failure. Jesus Christ, I'm.
Going I'm going through withdrawal.
I haven't had any drugs or alcohol and you end up bumping
into this wall and then kind of following it around and bumping
into me May or Mame and stepping on the dead creature and almost
on top of the swarm of Franklin that that you were on there.
So you're kind of slowed down a a movement because you're trying
not to step all on top of these crickets that you recognize as
Franklin's and. You and you start doing like a
little like dance like at Mom A and probably give her a thumbs
up on killing the thing that's in front of her.
But OK. And.
Let's see. Action.
Bonus action. I guess that's everything.
Wait, because I still I still have an action, Technically or
no action was Dash, so I have a bonus action?
Yeah, that's it. OK.
You're still inside of the cloud, You can't see out of it.
And then. There's no end insight.
All right, I don't know. Let me think.
Can't see anything. I'm just going to so happy with
this like twist. I don't know.
I'm just going to have. An action prepared, so I'm just
going to have my dagger out just in case anything unfriendly
comes to me, but. OK to have anything that tries
to hit you. Got it.
With malicious intent, yeah, that's why I said I said hit
instead of, I guess. But I I can.
I appreciate the added description.
OK, yeah, I mean like if someone walks into me because they can't
see I'm non threatened all. Right.
That's all I got.
Gosh, now it's all foggy. I can't really see anything.
Swarms off, Hopefully they're good.
Be as smart going on the SEA League, stuff like that.
I don't have any way to cancel magic, so I can't really get rid
of a fake boy. Let's see.
Oh, I had a question. I had the eye mutation for
underwater vision. Does that have any effect here
in a heavily fogged cap? Not quite.
It acts a lot differently than water in its diffusion rate.
That's fair. All right.
I guess I will. I know where I was.
I'll put my left hand out of the wall here.
Just be good. Slowly.
Try to make my way out and it looks like you get right to the
edge of it. And then do you see Warren
rubbing some walls that are enjoying it?
Yeah, enjoying it. Hey, are you OK?
Yeah, I don't know if that if you were done with your turn or
not, Franklin, but I just wanted to let you know what you see
outside of the fog. I'm gonna like, walk my way
around feeling the wall. Does that make sense?
1/2, I think. Were you going to do anything
with your action there, Franklin?
Trying to see if I've got any options.
But outside not being able to cast anything.
Well, not being able to see. Let's see it.
Over there was the big slides. Oh, hey, bud.
Yeah, he'd he'd climbed over his desk in the meantime.
How's it going in your head? Do you see the images of of him?
Just like taking a shit. Nice.
Hi. That shit.
Centuries. I think that's it.
I can't really do anything. I guess I'll use my action to.
I guess. Dash try to.
Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.
Just gonna and can't really get past these guys.
Yeah, you make it around the bend, I think.
How far did you travel here? 510?
I was here 253030. 510, 45, yeah, you can make it there. 45
you get you can go like 60 right.
That's that's 50 ish right there.
Yep. So when you're you're standing
right there you see the the the glob had made it up to the the
smallest portion it could fit and is trying to press itself
currently compress its bulk it's very massive bulk through this
this this smaller point here which it's having a bit of
trouble especially with some of the stuff that's it's collected
inside of it. Yeah, walk back over guys.
I don't know what to do. And my turn now you can go ahead
and follow along that wall like you're saying there.
Warren 2-3, I guess I just bump into.
The child. Regina.
The child, Yeah. And I just push past her.
Don't Google. Honestly, you could probably
step. You could probably step over
her. All right.
Small child. 5 10/15/20 Sir Well, if I remember correctly
Warren is like 6 foot something. He's he's, he's normal height. 6
foot, 16 foot, two, Yeah, normal height.
She's a 10 year old child. Yeah, yeah, 6 foot one.
I wouldn't say normal. All right, you get to that
crevice acceptable range of normal.
Height it's the. High.
End of Normal is it though. I feel like I.
Know a lot of people taller than me.
I only know a handful of people that are over 6 foot.
You guys must just go to a convention or something.
I. Don't tall people.
I don't know many people that are like, taller than me. 4,
taller than six. So.
So you get to that crevice in the wall there, Warren.
Yeah. And I'm gonna do the same thing
I did over the other side. Hopefully my investigation goes
better. It went better.
Not by much though. Yeah.
You stick your hand in that crevice and it and it and it.
You just hear almost in your mind of a besides the kind of
rumbling that everybody hears in the chamber, a almost purring
sound and a a bit of a suggestion of you.
You stick your hand in that crevice, boy now that
everybody's thoroughly grossed out.
You doing anything else with your turn?
You know what? Fuck it.
I'll stick my hand in the crevice.
Are we inside a demon inside of the corner of the wall?
You feel a a bit of shmegma build up that is around the
statue, but you do feel a bronzes statue currently to your
left now too, as you're kind of like bumping up against it and
trying to get into the curves. And you do sense there is a a
large treasure of sorts just on the other side of the curve to
the wall that you circled around and the the rumbling of the the
chambers builds next time on Dragon Ball Z.
Yeah, I mean you guys are OK with stopping there.
I'm OK with it. It puts in, puts us on top of
the turnover. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I've had enough. Had enough.
Get out. The fog cloud was such a game
changer. I am right now unhealthy and
surrounded in fog, so and some. Walls and some walls are
moaning. Yeah, and I have my memories
skewed and. One of us.
Is is oddly obsessed with children at the moment.
Yes, I'm. If I want a giant swarm of these
crazy creatures that could suck out people's souls and beveries,
you got to start. Yawn.
I'm not going to be able to tape the big ones.
OK, Franklin going to meet God of the Form or something like
that. You know baby has been one of
your your initial start sync points is is interest in
monsters and monster hunting so to say.
Wait, I thought Franklin was a child?
Yep. Yeah.
Teenager. He's like a yeah, he's like a
he's like a tween teenager. Yeah.
I was going to say like like 1112.
Yep. OK.
He's like the Ash Ketchum age. Yeah, it's just my best to say
we need to get you a ball cap. He cast this guy's self and he
looks like he's dressed like ass Ketchum now.
Gotta catch a bar, set the list, all right.
Well, I'm going to get off here, no.
I got to feed the cats. They're being unruly.
Good, Good sesh. Great touch.
Thank you. All right.
I'll see you guys in two weeks. You.
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